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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Welcome in. It is Tuesday, November fifth, Happy election Day, darlings,
- 0:25Speaker 2: and in honor of that, we're going to be recapping
- 0:28Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of Potomac, the closest housewives to the
- 0:33Speaker 2: White House. Now joining me to do that? Oh oh sorry?
- 0:37Speaker 2: Below and below Jack sailing yet where anything goes in
- 0:42Speaker 2: the middle of the scene, right, So no polls there,
- 0:46Speaker 2: you know, but if Captain Glenn were to vote, it
- 0:50Speaker 2: would be all about decrease and ghost stories of mermaids
- 0:56Speaker 2: and sirens about the islands, really, really, really really. He
- 1:00Speaker 2: supports that. Emily Duresis is here, baby, Hi, ms, what's up? Hello?
- 1:09Speaker 3: You know not much? Yeah, nothing, you know, nothing's Nothing's
- 1:13Speaker 3: gonna change today one way or the other. It's pretty
- 1:19Speaker 3: even keel Yeah, really super chill, super chill, super fucking chill, chill.
- 1:27Speaker 2: We have a lot to discuss because another epic episode
- 1:32Speaker 2: of Potomac dropped, wow, and a very good episode of
- 1:36Speaker 2: Below decks sailing out. So yeah, without further ado, what happened, Well,
- 1:42Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what happened. We're gonna welcome you in.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Welcome in two.
- 1:46Speaker 2: The real Housewives of Potomac recap haba do guys hab
- 1:50Speaker 2: a dah habba duh Okay wow. I mean we've only
- 1:57Speaker 2: been in Lake Norman for like two days, but I
- 1:59Speaker 2: feel like we've we've earned our badges there. I just
- 2:04Speaker 2: feel like we've had a whole season.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Well yeah, and we had ourselves a similar scene to
- 2:11Speaker 3: a recent scene in Salt Lake City where it was
- 2:14Speaker 3: like square.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Dancing arguments and I couldn't.
- 2:18Speaker 3: I was like trying to figure out from across the room,
- 2:22Speaker 3: from across the table, and they kept switching partners and
- 2:25Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, drama, what is happening? Wait?
- 2:29Speaker 2: Square dance arguments is the greatest way to explain it,
- 2:33Speaker 2: And You're right, we just had that on Salt Lake City.
- 2:36Speaker 2: It gets so complicated and it takes like, if you
- 2:40Speaker 2: are a passive viewer, which you should be, you shouldn't
- 2:44Speaker 2: have to pause, rewind, scrub back, take notes, you know
- 2:49Speaker 2: what I mean, Like that's you should just be taking
- 2:51Speaker 2: this in and blah blah blah. But as a recapper,
- 2:54Speaker 2: you really have to be like, wait a second, I
- 2:57Speaker 2: have to pause this now. And that ends up there's
- 3:00Speaker 2: a lot of notes and then when we get into
- 3:02Speaker 2: the recap, it's.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Like ah, and then after the butt dial thing, then
- 3:07Speaker 5: it was it was when one day and then all
- 3:11Speaker 5: of a sudden, it was like Jacqueline against Karen, and
- 3:15Speaker 5: Karen brings up the twenty five?
- 3:20Speaker 3: What do what happened with Kiernan? Wasn't Kierenan in that too?
- 3:25Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're right, you're right. It's you're right, No, no,
- 3:29Speaker 2: you're right, both right, both right, And we're gonna be
- 3:33Speaker 2: like surgeons. You know, we're gonna get down to it,
- 3:36Speaker 2: because I really do have a lot of notes and
- 3:37Speaker 2: I followed it quite well. Wow. My favorite part, though,
- 3:41Speaker 2: I have to say, was when Ashley was in her
- 3:45Speaker 2: confessional and she was like when Karen, uh, when she
- 3:49Speaker 2: wants to, you know, bounce something and she wants to
- 3:51Speaker 2: deflect or she wants to fight, she knows how to
- 3:54Speaker 2: do it. She's gonna get in the ring and she's
- 3:55Speaker 2: gonna knock you out. And then then we have hot ursula,
- 4:00Speaker 2: as we coined Karen last week in that outfit with
- 4:04Speaker 2: the you know, all the blue yeah, and the wiring,
- 4:09Speaker 2: the octopus arms, and she's got boxing gloves on, yeah
- 4:16Speaker 2: that they're white and they match her venears, so she's like,
- 4:19Speaker 2: oh you're oh, thank you all.
- 4:25Speaker 3: This is also a really good study in new versus
- 4:28Speaker 3: old wives, because the Potomac Wives have been here for
- 4:33Speaker 3: a minute are old guard and as studied as this
- 4:39Speaker 3: new crop of like wives are.
- 4:43Speaker 4: Yes, they cannot handle it.
- 4:46Speaker 2: They can't keep up, baby, they cannot keep up, like
- 4:52Speaker 2: I'll tell ya. And the fact that Wendy listen and
- 4:56Speaker 2: all new Wendy, you know what I mean, like Wendy
- 4:59Speaker 2: five point. I don't know what version we're on. It's
- 5:03Speaker 2: kind of like it's like Windows upgrades, it's Apple, it's
- 5:06Speaker 2: the iOS system. What iOS system are we on? With
- 5:10Speaker 2: wen Day, wen Day, I call it Wenday because it
- 5:12Speaker 2: was her birthday and she never got it right. She
- 5:15Speaker 2: kept trying to figure out how to say it, and
- 5:17Speaker 2: I'm like, you are one hundred percent missing it. It's
- 5:20Speaker 2: wen Day. It's that simple. It's not it's not Wendy Day,
- 5:26Speaker 2: it's not Wenday Day. It's simply when day.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Yeah. I love this version of wen Day because it's inviting.
- 5:40Speaker 4: She's friends with Giselle.
- 5:42Speaker 3: That was very sweet when Gizelle called her and she
- 5:45Speaker 3: and she was like very accepting. By the way, Wendy
- 5:49Speaker 3: looks great without makeup, because that's my breakfast. She wasn't
- 5:52Speaker 3: wearing makeup, and she looks great with makeup. But I'm
- 5:55Speaker 3: just saying, like seeing her without it, I loved it.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Head of the table, no makeup, playing basically Judge Judy essentially.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Yes, that's going so hard for Karen though. That's what's like.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Back. That's the that's part of the upgrade. You know,
- 6:15Speaker 2: the iOS one day upgrade is you choose a side
- 6:20Speaker 2: and you stay there, like you choose a veteran housewife
- 6:25Speaker 2: from this cast and you have their back through thick
- 6:28Speaker 2: and thin. That's my opinion. I mean, that's what the
- 6:30Speaker 2: upgrade said to me. It detailed it.
- 6:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna upgrade comes through. I'm just gonna
- 6:38Speaker 3: hang on to this one as long as I can.
- 6:40Speaker 2: I'm not gonna, yes, I'm not going to upgrade the
- 6:43Speaker 2: next time they give us the option, I'm definitely not
- 6:45Speaker 2: going to. So whatever you keep this, Wendy, thank you, Wenday.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Whatever you're doing next season, don't fix any bugs. Like,
- 6:53Speaker 2: I know it's not perfect, but I don't care if
- 6:56Speaker 2: it's not one hundred percent authentic her support for Karen
- 7:02Speaker 2: at this point, because that part of me feels like, Wendy,
- 7:05Speaker 2: how can you get behind Karen after this? You know
- 7:08Speaker 2: what I mean?
- 7:08Speaker 3: That's what I mean. Like that it feels like there's
- 7:12Speaker 3: something that we're missing, Like I like, did Karen go
- 7:16Speaker 3: to bat for Wendy really hard, like to keep Wendy
- 7:19Speaker 3: on the show or something like that?
- 7:21Speaker 2: Could interesting? Yeah, but there could be some more of
- 7:24Speaker 2: the story.
- 7:26Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but I don't think
- 7:29Speaker 3: that she would have gone harder for Wendy than she
- 7:31Speaker 3: would have for Candace, right right, but maybe Candace there
- 7:36Speaker 3: was no going back.
- 7:37Speaker 2: No, there certainly wasn't any going back. You can't. You
- 7:40Speaker 2: couldn't have fought for her. That was That was a
- 7:42Speaker 2: no winning situation. But okay, so we love this version
- 7:48Speaker 2: of wen day. Now we are picking up Oh my gosh, Okay,
- 7:53Speaker 2: so we are at this table. I don't even know
- 7:57Speaker 2: if it's a breakfast, a lunch, a dinner, or snack.
- 8:00Speaker 2: I don't think it's anything.
- 8:01Speaker 4: According to Stacy, it's the dinner table.
- 8:05Speaker 3: You are doing.
- 8:06Speaker 4: You are fighting at the dinner table.
- 8:10Speaker 2: With no dinner.
- 8:12Speaker 3: It is your day.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Why are we all sitting here with not all of
- 8:18Speaker 2: the information because I am coming in with I mean, like,
- 8:23Speaker 2: where is she? Like? How did she not know? This
- 8:26Speaker 2: is what's crazy about the whole Stacy thing is that
- 8:29Speaker 2: she somehow is getting through these get togethers without halving
- 8:34Speaker 2: all of the information until it is presented to her
- 8:38Speaker 2: in a very uh like tumultuous way.
- 8:44Speaker 3: She worked for the news and doesn't know like how
- 8:49Speaker 3: to find facts. I couldn't believe that.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, but I was so
- 8:57Speaker 2: confused when she came to Karen and was like, Karen,
- 9:02Speaker 2: this just got to me. It was actually on a freight,
- 9:08Speaker 2: a water freight. That's how I get my news because
- 9:12Speaker 2: it took It's like, where have you been? Karen was
- 9:15Speaker 2: like probably thinking like really, like you're just hearing this.
- 9:19Speaker 2: I mean, I'll give you the information. Do you want
- 9:21Speaker 2: me to send you all of my charges so you're
- 9:23Speaker 2: up to date.
- 9:24Speaker 3: It makes me extra nervous about this TJ guy, But
- 9:29Speaker 3: you know I did with Stacy. If Stacy's going to
- 9:32Speaker 3: be that clueless, like here, keep in mind, I'm pretty
- 9:37Speaker 3: sure Karen got Karen is the reason Stacy is on
- 9:40Speaker 3: the show, right, they had a friendship prior to this.
- 9:44Speaker 2: It's not Stacy. Isn't Karen's friend, right, isn't I think?
- 9:50Speaker 3: No, no, no, remember Ashley and Stacy got acquainted, well, right, right?
- 9:55Speaker 3: I think it's Karen's friend because Karen's like, now Stacy
- 9:58Speaker 3: and I it's a good friend. And I think and
- 10:02Speaker 3: so like, I'm.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Pretty sure that's right.
- 10:04Speaker 2: So here it is. It's not just out. It's not
- 10:07Speaker 2: Ashley because I'm remembering when Stacey came for Ashley when
- 10:12Speaker 2: she's like, how dare you talk about my divorce when
- 10:16Speaker 2: I've just spoken about it in an interview that hasn't
- 10:20Speaker 2: been seen to the public. So it's not Ashley. It's
- 10:24Speaker 2: not Karen, it's Cary. I'm sorry.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's not Ashley.
- 10:29Speaker 2: It's not Jizzy. You're like, it's Karen. Why do we
- 10:33Speaker 2: need to keep going through the lips. It's Karen Amy, Stop,
- 10:36Speaker 2: it's not Karena. It's not Jazzy.
- 10:40Speaker 3: But it's not be in this world, and in Potomac,
- 10:43Speaker 3: it's pretty small in terms of gossip.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Locally, I care moved here, if you if you'll remember,
- 10:50Speaker 2: I just moved here. I'm not familiar with the local news.
- 10:54Speaker 3: I'm just saying if one of us, let's just let's
- 10:57Speaker 3: just keep it in the drama darling community.
- 11:00Speaker 4: It was on TMZ with the d.
- 11:01Speaker 3: UI allegedly, I'd know everything about it, oh for sure.
- 11:09Speaker 3: So it's like, all right, Stacy, how.
- 11:13Speaker 2: I was packing up? I was coming from the land
- 11:17Speaker 2: of QVC, and that's a whole world in and of itself.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Nothing penetrates, No news penetrates there except for QBC news.
- 11:25Speaker 2: So that's where I was coming from.
- 11:29Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 11:29Speaker 2: While we're landing on Stacy, I need you mentioned TJ.
- 11:33Speaker 2: And you know what's so funny? You said, if Stacy's
- 11:36Speaker 2: this clueless, you know about that. I'm worried about the
- 11:39Speaker 2: TJ situation. I literally you said clueless. I literally put
- 11:44Speaker 2: Stacy facetimes with TJ aka Blues Clues because I was like,
- 11:52Speaker 2: is he a cartoon host? In that face? Time? Are
- 11:58Speaker 2: you doing what Wheat talked about doing?
- 12:01Speaker 3: Oh my god, sharing camaraderie with your friends?
- 12:08Speaker 2: I mean, I was like, pick on the screen, the
- 12:14Speaker 2: big like the white background. He was very well lit,
- 12:17Speaker 2: like he was ready to do a pandemic QVC spot
- 12:23Speaker 2: right then, Yes, you're so right.
- 12:28Speaker 3: It was prepped for a green screen, it was.
- 12:32Speaker 2: And he was like, wow, hey, Stacy, Are those your friends?
- 12:39Speaker 2: What are friends? Stacy? Well, I'm finding out that friends
- 12:44Speaker 2: are women that talk about each other behind their backs, argue,
- 12:50Speaker 2: and then say they're sorry in some way to move forward.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Oh look, here comes Wendy. Now it's her birthday. Would
- 12:57Speaker 2: you like to say happy birthday? Birthdays?
- 13:05Speaker 3: Meanwhile, did you hear what they were saying? Inside?
- 13:09Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 13:09Speaker 3: What?
- 13:09Speaker 2: What?
- 13:10Speaker 3: Because somebody Karen I think, was inside with somebody and
- 13:14Speaker 3: you just someone was miked up and they're like, this
- 13:16Speaker 3: are happy voices Outside she's talking to TJ with the
- 13:20Speaker 3: why she crisscross apple sauce all the way to the floor.
- 13:23Speaker 3: They're so happy.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Ah, I totally missed that. I heard Chris cross apple
- 13:33Speaker 2: sauce and I missed it. I didn't think it was
- 13:36Speaker 2: anything significant. Thank god you clocked that.
- 13:39Speaker 4: Yeah, their mics are on, but the camera wasn't on.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Whoever said it, they were like kind of like low
- 13:45Speaker 3: talking or something like. It was just picked up. But
- 13:47Speaker 3: I'm so glad they included it.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Because Chris cross apple sauce to the floor. Wendy says,
- 13:55Speaker 2: Oh god, they remind me of the couple that met
- 13:57Speaker 2: in vacation Bible School.
- 14:00Speaker 3: That is perfect. That was the perfect way to describe it,
- 14:03Speaker 3: because when when he they hang up and he's like,
- 14:07Speaker 3: I love you. I know you're going to stay bad
- 14:08Speaker 3: for her, and she's like, oh, I love you. Then
- 14:12Speaker 3: she hangs up and she and by the way, he's like,
- 14:16Speaker 3: that's my favorite color. And it's a mom what color
- 14:20Speaker 3: is that? Which one? Because there's like fifty of them?
- 14:25Speaker 4: Orange.
- 14:29Speaker 2: What colors do you see in your blouse, Stacy? I
- 14:34Speaker 2: see the colors of the rainbow, you know, Roy g
- 14:38Speaker 2: biv Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. Is that yet?
- 14:51Speaker 4: Good job, Stacy.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Show. She introduces them to Wendy and Kirna. Okay, so
- 15:03Speaker 2: let's go back to the dinner table with no food
- 15:06Speaker 2: at it, where they all are like it seems like
- 15:09Speaker 2: they just they knew they needed to stay there. Nobody left,
- 15:13Speaker 2: even when Kirna got so upset she just walked around
- 15:19Speaker 2: the table and sat on the other side.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Yes, with this this. Whoever was making the breakfast, the
- 15:27Speaker 3: caterers were very involved with the whole making sure everybody
- 15:33Speaker 3: was tapped up on their mimosas, so like at all
- 15:37Speaker 3: times those mimosas were being completely emptied and refilled by the.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Gods by the gods of the caterers. And I do
- 15:48Speaker 2: recall that one of the caterers or chef's got a
- 15:51Speaker 2: little bit of a reaction shot when Mia said that
- 15:54Speaker 2: she was a stripper. Is that right?
- 15:56Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, something like that. That's another thing like Stace
- 16:00Speaker 3: see clearly did not want has not watched the show,
- 16:03Speaker 3: like yeah, So I go back and forth on that.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Part of me is like, good, this is that's cool.
- 16:10Speaker 4: And then the other part of me is like, I mean,
- 16:13Speaker 4: who doesn't get.
- 16:14Speaker 2: On a show and watch it, like don't have and
- 16:18Speaker 2: the other channels other than QBC, that's all we watch.
- 16:26Speaker 3: Because she was like the producers were like filling her
- 16:28Speaker 3: in about Mia in her interview, she was like.
- 16:33Speaker 2: That was unb believable, Like, yeah, her mind was freaking blown,
- 16:41Speaker 2: her circuits blue.
- 16:44Speaker 3: There's not that many seasons of potomac stacy, like once
- 16:49Speaker 3: you are hired for the gig or even when you're.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Talking about it. I mean, I watch the show.
- 16:59Speaker 3: I would, but I know people will be like, no,
- 17:03Speaker 3: it's really it's nice that she came in fresh and
- 17:05Speaker 3: didn't know And honestly, it does make for a much
- 17:08Speaker 3: better television.
- 17:09Speaker 2: It absolutely does. She's coming in blues clueless and yes,
- 17:13Speaker 2: that's kind of like where I like her to be.
- 17:15Speaker 2: We don't have anybody like that. So well, at the beginning,
- 17:20Speaker 2: when Mia brings up after three years that Karen called
- 17:28Speaker 2: sorry that okay, this is information from three years ago
- 17:32Speaker 2: where the butt dial thing happened, and Karen was like,
- 17:37Speaker 2: they think those girls think I'm with Ray. And then
- 17:41Speaker 2: Karen's like, I don't remember. I don't know. I would
- 17:43Speaker 2: say that I pulled the car over and called my
- 17:46Speaker 2: driver because apparently they were out, they were having a
- 17:49Speaker 2: lot of drinks. And this is where this is where
- 17:53Speaker 2: it hits so hard yet again, week after week, where
- 17:56Speaker 2: Karen has no idea, the lies, the hypocrisy that that's
- 18:01Speaker 2: coming out of her mouth. Mia says, oh, but you
- 18:04Speaker 2: did pull you did get behind the wheel and you
- 18:06Speaker 2: decide to pull over. And then Karen's like, which I
- 18:09Speaker 2: did do that, And then MIA's like, which is very good.
- 18:12Speaker 2: She's like, that is what I do. It's like, no,
- 18:17Speaker 2: you don't, actually you did not. You hit it. You
- 18:21Speaker 2: hit a tree and.
- 18:23Speaker 3: I mean yeah, and not her first time being caught
- 18:27Speaker 3: behind the wheel allegedly, so I mean she's.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Like, that's what I do. I'm like, Okay, what percentage
- 18:33Speaker 2: of the times do you do that? She's like no A.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Mia says, no, that's you don't always do that, and
- 18:40Speaker 2: Karen's like alwaysh alwaish always always. I don't understand. Now,
- 18:47Speaker 2: Mia says in her confessional, did this knock your socks off?
- 18:51Speaker 3: Guys?
- 18:52Speaker 2: She called me drunk the next morning on her way home, Yeah,
- 19:00Speaker 2: I left that out.
- 19:03Speaker 3: So and then to to go back to the last episode,
- 19:08Speaker 3: she and Joy, right, because Joy, they said that Enjoy
- 19:13Speaker 3: group called them, so she called Joy the next morning too, right.
- 19:18Speaker 2: No, the group call the butt die was the night
- 19:21Speaker 2: that she left.
- 19:22Speaker 3: It was the night I thought. What Mia was saying
- 19:25Speaker 3: is what I didn't tell you is Oh so there
- 19:28Speaker 3: were two calls, yes, okay, because I thought I thought
- 19:33Speaker 3: it was about I thought that they.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Were putting into contecting.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Yeah, but I could be wrong.
- 19:39Speaker 2: I am probably no, I am. You think which one
- 19:43Speaker 2: of us is wrong?
- 19:45Speaker 3: A take the poll?
- 19:47Speaker 2: Emily e Amy, that's right. Emily is always wrong, always wrong.
- 19:56Speaker 4: And really I think Karen is wrong.
- 19:59Speaker 3: I mean Krrien at the end of the.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Day, but she's calling her in the morning like.
- 20:07Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's what I thought.
- 20:09Speaker 2: So that does make more sense if she is with
- 20:11Speaker 2: the driver. Oh so she must have pulled over, fell
- 20:14Speaker 2: asleep in her car, then called the DRIA.
- 20:18Speaker 3: That's nice. Yeah, maybe I think what happened is she
- 20:22Speaker 3: drove to wherever she was going to see whatever person
- 20:26Speaker 3: she was going to see, spent the night there, and
- 20:30Speaker 3: then called group dial Joy and Mia the next morning.
- 20:36Speaker 3: And that's what we heard Karen saying, they thought I
- 20:38Speaker 3: went home with Ray.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha? Okay, Yeah, that's my theory. Any of them,
- 20:45Speaker 2: any of them could be true, because, like God knows,
- 20:47Speaker 2: we don't have the full information all the time. But
- 20:53Speaker 2: the fact that she said that it was the next
- 20:57Speaker 2: morning and she was still drunk is very concerning. Now,
- 21:00Speaker 2: Ashley says in her confessional she's spilling tea also, which
- 21:04Speaker 2: you know she's she usually does. She's gonna tell us
- 21:07Speaker 2: the truth. She's like, the streets have been alive with
- 21:10Speaker 2: Karen's forays. I've heard and seen some things. Now back
- 21:15Speaker 2: to the to the actual scene itself. Mia says to Karen,
- 21:19Speaker 2: which I can't believe because she is leaning in so
- 21:22Speaker 2: hard to being a superstar housewife here, and she says,
- 21:26Speaker 2: how has this all affected your marriage? And Karen says, well,
- 21:30Speaker 2: we were going through it before, which means that like
- 21:33Speaker 2: she and Ray were already having problems. So she kind
- 21:35Speaker 2: of talks about that and to which, like the ladies
- 21:40Speaker 2: really give Mia her roses for basically questioning Karen on
- 21:47Speaker 2: all this stuff, doesn't don't they in a separate Yeah right.
- 21:51Speaker 4: I think so.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like they do. I mean, I think
- 21:55Speaker 3: that was that was that weird separation of the two.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Church and state. Yeah, I was like the churches and
- 22:03Speaker 2: states were separated, and it was like it was weird.
- 22:09Speaker 2: It was weird. It was almost like blocking. It was
- 22:11Speaker 2: like the producers like, sit at this table, We're not
- 22:13Speaker 2: done with this scene. When you're done, go off into
- 22:15Speaker 2: your your groups of three. These are breakout rooms.
- 22:18Speaker 3: They're going to do some games. We're going to get
- 22:21Speaker 3: to know each other, do some trust falls, and then
- 22:23Speaker 3: we're going to meet back. We have pack some box
- 22:27Speaker 3: lunches for everybody for Panera.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Oh god, Panera sucks now what it used to be
- 22:34Speaker 2: so good? Now? Whoever bought them out? It's just soup
- 22:37Speaker 2: suck tastes like dirty rag water.
- 22:41Speaker 4: Wow.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Okay, so hit me up for sponsorship, Hit her up
- 22:47Speaker 2: for sponsorship.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Panera?
- 22:49Speaker 2: It no, Jenny Kine, Okay, drama fifteen, guys, it's fall,
- 22:57Speaker 2: get your sweaters. It's time your sweaters. Yeah, Panera, Sorry
- 23:05Speaker 2: I cut you off. Mac and cheese at Panera.
- 23:08Speaker 3: No, Durinda did, and I just wasn't expecting durd to
- 23:12Speaker 3: make an appearance.
- 23:13Speaker 6: You just get your sweaters at Jimmy Kane com at fifteen,
- 23:16Speaker 6: You guys, get your code Caine k a why any speaking?
- 23:24Speaker 3: What about the mac and drunk in the morning? The
- 23:27Speaker 3: mac and cheese at Panera is awesome.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm going to corner Bakery. You're gonna
- 23:32Speaker 2: give me a choice. I'm heading over.
- 23:34Speaker 3: Is there a corner bakery near us?
- 23:37Speaker 2: Well, there's one in Santa Clarita. Wow, wait, you don't
- 23:41Speaker 2: have a corner There's one in Burbank. Corner Bakery is
- 23:44Speaker 2: up right up there in Burbank with all this stuff.
- 23:46Speaker 2: You know, do you have the page open?
- 23:48Speaker 3: Did you just have an open? Yeah?
- 23:52Speaker 2: I have all the locations panned on a map on
- 23:54Speaker 2: my sheet a wall corner Bakery?
- 23:58Speaker 1: Who be up for sponsorship?
- 24:00Speaker 3: I'm know if you guys are familiar with Santa.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Clarita, but we have a corner bakery.
- 24:05Speaker 4: So oh Wow, you guys are doing well.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Yeah, we are okay. Anyway, is there anything else you
- 24:14Speaker 2: wanted to say before I cut you off again?
- 24:17Speaker 4: No, I have yep.
- 24:20Speaker 3: No no, no you go, now you go, now you go,
- 24:22Speaker 3: this is your time, go ahead.
- 24:24Speaker 2: No no, no, no, okay, So.
- 24:35Speaker 3: I'm just messing with you.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Wendy turns forty at midnight, and it was really sweet
- 24:42Speaker 2: that they all stayed up.
- 24:43Speaker 3: It was a perfect birth to me. I mean when
- 24:46Speaker 3: Karen was railing on it her birthday with the band
- 24:49Speaker 3: and everything sounded like a nightmare to me personally, Wendy's
- 24:53Speaker 3: among our friends and their pj's at a lake house
- 24:55Speaker 3: a dream come true.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Dream And I really, I don't know. This is just
- 25:00Speaker 2: such a funny, like Wendy iOS upgrade. To see her
- 25:05Speaker 2: stand up there and give a speech and be like,
- 25:07Speaker 2: I wasn't sure if like this birthday was gonna be
- 25:11Speaker 2: really good, but this is the best birthday that I've
- 25:17Speaker 2: ever had in my life. Surrounded by fret It's like, Wow,
- 25:22Speaker 2: she really knows how to overdo it and like overcompensate.
- 25:25Speaker 2: This update is next level.
- 25:27Speaker 3: You guys. For me to do the one eighty I
- 25:30Speaker 3: have done on Wendy is remarkable, and I was able
- 25:34Speaker 3: to do it in like less than half a season.
- 25:38Speaker 3: That's how different she is to me right now. This
- 25:42Speaker 3: is how easily I'm fooled I am Stacy. So I'm
- 25:47Speaker 3: realizing I can't I can't go too hard on Stacy
- 25:50Speaker 3: because I'm just like, totally I accept this new Wendy.
- 25:55Speaker 4: Nothing else matters.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Absolutely, I completely agree. And I did think it was
- 26:01Speaker 2: really cool that in her confessional she's like, at forty,
- 26:04Speaker 2: I have accomplished everything I want and I'm blessed. I
- 26:08Speaker 2: mean that is remarkable. No, truly, it is like to
- 26:15Speaker 2: have reached the age of forty, to think about all
- 26:17Speaker 2: of her degrees, all of the correspondence, the political correspondence
- 26:21Speaker 2: that she's done. She's on the real housewife she's had,
- 26:25Speaker 2: whether it's successful or not. Products, you know, so you know,
- 26:31Speaker 2: she's got an incredible family. Health is on their side,
- 26:35Speaker 2: her mother is doing well. It's just truly, it's nice
- 26:39Speaker 2: to see a housewife count their blessings in real time.
- 26:44Speaker 4: Well, you know, when they've never had a problem counting
- 26:47Speaker 4: her blessings.
- 26:48Speaker 3: I just want to point that out.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she counted too many blessings.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Yeah, she started counting other blessings. I was like, really,
- 26:56Speaker 3: that's yours.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Okay, that Forwick Candle is yours. Hey, guys, it's me again,
- 27:04Speaker 2: blues clueless. How many blessings did Wendy count last season?
- 27:12Speaker 2: Forty twenty two or one hundred and one? That's right,
- 27:20Speaker 2: one hundred and one.
- 27:23Speaker 3: That was always my issue with Wendy, although I I
- 27:28Speaker 3: will accept this as well. I am, I am.
- 27:31Speaker 4: Wendy is making me open my mind.
- 27:34Speaker 2: You're not Chriscross Apple sauce on the ground, You're no,
- 27:37Speaker 2: I'm fready go for Wendy.
- 27:40Speaker 4: I'm doing a big old Kyle split for Wendy.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Yes, okay, well how about this little sidebar when okay,
- 27:51Speaker 2: the everyone splits off, and then we have a Jacqueline
- 27:56Speaker 2: and Mia sidebar where they're like, you know, just the
- 28:00Speaker 2: two of them and their feet are in the pool,
- 28:02Speaker 2: and MIA's talking about how Gordon is basically doing like
- 28:06Speaker 2: a rage text, like a Katie Maloney rage text, and
- 28:09Speaker 2: he does this when she's away and he's trying to
- 28:10Speaker 2: ruin her time there, and this was interesting. Jacqueline definitely
- 28:15Speaker 2: has her finger on the pulse of their relationship, and
- 28:18Speaker 2: it was interesting to watch her do a little bit
- 28:20Speaker 2: of a one to eighty because first she was definitely
- 28:23Speaker 2: telling her, like, you have to stop this. You have
- 28:25Speaker 2: to stop saying that you love him. You have to
- 28:27Speaker 2: start separating yourself. You can't have it was a bad
- 28:30Speaker 2: choice that you should be living this close to him.
- 28:34Speaker 2: He feels like you're using him to make you know
- 28:37Speaker 2: your lives easier and he wants to win you back.
- 28:41Speaker 2: You need to like separate. And she also says to
- 28:45Speaker 2: us in her confessional that me is very spoiled and
- 28:48Speaker 2: likes to be weighted on hand and foot. And it
- 28:51Speaker 2: was interesting to hear Mia say, you know what, Actually
- 28:56Speaker 2: I'm doing it because I want to make sure everything
- 28:59Speaker 2: is cool so as to not cause any more problems.
- 29:02Speaker 2: And I want my kids, our kids to be around
- 29:05Speaker 2: their father, and I need him to take care of them,
- 29:08Speaker 2: and I'm taking care of him financially. And then Jacqueline says, well, actually,
- 29:13Speaker 2: you know what, you have a point. You're financially taking
- 29:15Speaker 2: care of him, so we should be taking care of
- 29:17Speaker 2: the kids because technically he's the nanny.
- 29:20Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I mean it is tricky because I do
- 29:22Speaker 3: think that maybe Gordon is enjoying the situation as much
- 29:29Speaker 3: as you can in this but I and it's the
- 29:33Speaker 3: lines are really blurry.
- 29:36Speaker 7: It's just it's complicated for sure. Add too, Yeah, but
- 29:42Speaker 7: I do think, like you add his bipolar diagnosis.
- 29:46Speaker 4: When she was talking about him like rage texting, I was.
- 29:49Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, you're in the mania.
- 29:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:53Speaker 2: I mean when she says that sometimes he'll be fine
- 29:56Speaker 2: with being her own ink and the kids and all
- 29:57Speaker 2: of them together, but then other times he'll freak out
- 30:00Speaker 2: and he'll be like it's too much. And I honestly
- 30:04Speaker 2: wouldn't necessarily credit that to mania. I think that would
- 30:08Speaker 2: happen to a lot of people.
- 30:09Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't fault that. I
- 30:13Speaker 3: think that I only got a little nervous when she
- 30:15Speaker 3: was talking about the texting just then well.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's not he's on medication. Sorry, yeah,
- 30:23Speaker 2: he's on medication. But again that's really difficult, like she said,
- 30:28Speaker 2: you always have to be kind of chasing the balance
- 30:32Speaker 2: of the medicine. Sometimes they need to switch.
- 30:33Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, I think so with the kids being
- 30:38Speaker 3: pretty young, it's so complicated and then it's all on
- 30:42Speaker 3: TV and so like it's not you know, like it's
- 30:45Speaker 3: not like Gordon just has to answer to Mia and
- 30:48Speaker 3: the kids like or or just feel good about that situation.
- 30:53Speaker 3: He's got a answer to like anybody he sees, how's
- 30:57Speaker 3: it going with me? Like, oh, you're living you know
- 30:59Speaker 3: what I mean? Yeah, like strangers so everything that's gotta
- 31:03Speaker 3: be so weird. But right, yeah, I mean I'm not
- 31:07Speaker 3: sympathizing so much with Gordon as just the situation, like
- 31:11Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, it's tough.
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- 33:26Speaker 2: back talking the Real Housewives of Potomac and later below
- 33:29Speaker 2: deck sailing yacht Angel and a door cap and gown ceremony.
- 33:34Speaker 2: Wow to see really nice footage that was home footage
- 33:39Speaker 2: shot on someone's camera when Jamal and Jiselle were giving
- 33:43Speaker 2: the speech. And I did love this that Jamal was
- 33:46Speaker 2: like eighteen years of no sneaking out and Jazelle's like
- 33:50Speaker 2: they did they did so cute.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's been nice to see him these
- 33:59Speaker 3: last couple episodes also because he's been so in the news,
- 34:04Speaker 3: like you know, election dealing, working on the election and stuff,
- 34:07Speaker 3: so it is like oddly timed for this. The season
- 34:11Speaker 3: is falling in with that. But yeah, I just I
- 34:16Speaker 3: keep being shocked at how fast her girls grew up,
- 34:21Speaker 3: like because in my mind, Potomac is a new franchise. Yeah,
- 34:27Speaker 3: it hasn't been that long.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Have you seen a new version Potomac? Yeah?
- 34:32Speaker 3: I know.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:34Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, these these gals are now like adults.
- 34:39Speaker 3: H crazy.
- 34:42Speaker 2: I loved what she was saying about her girls, You're
- 34:45Speaker 2: more than my wildest dreams, and just that she hit
- 34:49Speaker 2: the jackpot with them and as well as her older girl.
- 34:54Speaker 2: It's just so beautifully success. It's just beautiful to see
- 34:59Speaker 2: her her and her family and amazing to see her
- 35:04Speaker 2: leave like Norman to go there. Now we know why
- 35:07Speaker 2: she had to leave.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Well, she said she did tell everybody she was doing
- 35:11Speaker 3: this cap and gown thing.
- 35:14Speaker 4: I would have thought she would have just.
- 35:16Speaker 3: Left and not come back, because it doesn't it seem
- 35:19Speaker 3: like a big time to hang out. But maybe the
- 35:23Speaker 3: girls are like, we're going to the beach now bye.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Oh I'm sure. Yeah, it's probably just And then she
- 35:31Speaker 2: actually facetimes in and sings happy birthday to Wendy, or
- 35:35Speaker 2: she's like, go Wendy, it's your forty. And I love that.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Wendy's like, go Wendy, it's your forty. That's all you got.
- 35:41Speaker 2: I just they were so funny on that call. I
- 35:44Speaker 2: just love that call. I loved Wendy in this episode.
- 35:47Speaker 2: I loved her on that FaceTime. I loved her at
- 35:49Speaker 2: that dinner table. I loved her when she and Ashley
- 35:52Speaker 2: were arguing at one point and they were like yelling
- 35:54Speaker 2: at each other, you know what I'm talking about, and
- 35:56Speaker 2: then they.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Just thought it was real. Yeah, that's that's I think
- 36:00Speaker 3: when she's like, it is her birthday, this is the
- 36:03Speaker 3: dinner table, and then then Ashley and Wendy were like, yeah,
- 36:08Speaker 3: mom doesn't get it.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Yes, totally. And also I did enjoy Stacy got on
- 36:15Speaker 2: board when Wendy was saying, which we're gonna get to
- 36:17Speaker 2: right now, which is, oh, everybody's got a pass now.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Everybody's got a pass. Now, everybody's got to pass now.
- 36:26Speaker 2: And then Stacy's like, everybody's got a pass now, everybody's
- 36:30Speaker 2: got a pass now. Was like, go Stacey, you're getting it.
- 36:34Speaker 3: Yes she is.
- 36:37Speaker 4: She's the Kathy Hilton of this cast for sure.
- 36:40Speaker 2: So right. Oh, Wendy did mention at her breakfast on
- 36:44Speaker 2: Wenday that she wants to skydive, and how about Ashley
- 36:49Speaker 2: just popping right in there with some some killer asque
- 36:53Speaker 2: footage of her just flying out of a plane parachuting
- 36:57Speaker 2: down and she's like, oh, yeah, that was Michael's first date.
- 37:00Speaker 2: We had a great time in the end on the ground. Yes,
- 37:07Speaker 2: And then you know, I've never actually heard anyone describe
- 37:12Speaker 2: skydiving like this before, which is that you don't feel
- 37:15Speaker 2: like you're falling because of the terminal velocity.
- 37:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:19Speaker 4: I have no zero interest in ever doing it.
- 37:22Speaker 2: So absolutely not. Oh yeah, no, are you kidding me?
- 37:26Speaker 2: But I feel but for her to explain it like that,
- 37:29Speaker 2: no one has ever said that before. I've never heard that.
- 37:32Speaker 2: I guess I'm not watching, like, you know, documentaries on skydiving.
- 37:37Speaker 3: But yeah, most of the people I know that have
- 37:41Speaker 3: done it aren't thinking about that, like it's just it's
- 37:46Speaker 3: but it's interesting that Ashley, you know what I mean, Like,
- 37:49Speaker 3: I think they've only done it once and they're just
- 37:52Speaker 3: like it was fucking nuts, bah blah blah. But they're
- 37:55Speaker 3: not explaining the feeling literally, right.
- 37:59Speaker 2: That's what I appreciated, because all I can think of
- 38:02Speaker 2: is like when you're having a dream, a falling dream, Yeah,
- 38:07Speaker 2: your stomach is in your eyeballs and if you're jumping
- 38:12Speaker 2: out of a plane. That's how I would have assumed
- 38:13Speaker 2: it would be. So to know that that's not exact.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Maybe like when you first jump, I would imagine you get,
- 38:20Speaker 2: you know, some butterflies and then up into it. But
- 38:23Speaker 2: if it's like the entire time that you're falling you
- 38:26Speaker 2: don't have that feeling, that's pretty interesting.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Yeah, And maybe that was just Ashley.
- 38:32Speaker 2: Because she had a d in her v at the time.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Apparently she's like, oh, you don't feel it because you're
- 38:38Speaker 2: getting fucked, because that's you know that I kid, I
- 38:45Speaker 2: mean she did. The way she said it was like, okay,
- 38:47Speaker 2: I'm putting it together. You obviously when you were in
- 38:49Speaker 2: the plane, you guys had sex up in the plane
- 38:51Speaker 2: and then on the ground you had sex on the ground.
- 38:54Speaker 2: But if I were a betting woman, if she could
- 38:58Speaker 2: and Michael could have, they would have done it right
- 39:00Speaker 2: there in the sky with the other persone. No, yeah
- 39:04Speaker 2: they did. Oh also they had sex with this guy, yes,
- 39:08Speaker 2: and the guy that's on her back. She was like,
- 39:11Speaker 2: let's do it, and he's like all right, and Michael's like,
- 39:14Speaker 2: I'm going to watch what does he even sound like?
- 39:16Speaker 2: The Australian then a watch I I'm over here, come
- 39:23Speaker 2: closer in the ass. I can see you buying in
- 39:26Speaker 2: my wife. You know, Michael likes that. Whatever. She just
- 39:31Speaker 2: crushes it off. He had sex flying out of a
- 39:33Speaker 2: plane with somebody else. Any who. All right, let's talk
- 39:42Speaker 2: about when the boxing gloves come off. Let's talk about
- 39:48Speaker 2: this as you called it, the square dance fight. Kirna
- 39:53Speaker 2: challenges Mia for going low the night before with bringing
- 39:59Speaker 2: up karen three year old story about right, yeah, okay.
- 40:06Speaker 3: And clearly Kieren is uh. Kierna's loyalty is to Karen.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Kierna and Karen yes, yeah, and then oh Mia.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Yeah, keep going. When was when did the scar come up?
- 40:23Speaker 1: Oh?
- 40:23Speaker 2: Latest later? Okay, it goes, it goes. Kierna goes for Mia.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Then Mia brings up the stitches, and then and then
- 40:39Speaker 2: she's freaks out, and then Karen brings up the twenty
- 40:41Speaker 2: five convictions. That is the order of arguments. Okay, okay,
- 40:48Speaker 2: thank you everybody on board, thank you, yes, yeah, Wendy.
- 40:54Speaker 2: So then Mia is like, oh, to Kierna, you want
- 40:57Speaker 2: to talk about your drug dealer boyfriend and boys and girls.
- 41:03Speaker 2: If you don't know what a drug dealer boyfriend is,
- 41:06Speaker 2: that's Okay, you'll find out later. Just say no to drugs.
- 41:13Speaker 3: So yeahs boyfriend though, because she's dating a social worker now.
- 41:18Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a clinical a licensed clinical social working. Yes,
- 41:22Speaker 2: someone who's got there yeah lcsw Okay, she didn't deny it.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I appreciate that because she's like, what what what drug dealer?
- 41:32Speaker 2: And it made me something made it sound like like
- 41:34Speaker 2: which one? Which drug dealer? Are you talking about? Which
- 41:37Speaker 2: one exactly? You can't tell me just any which one
- 41:40Speaker 2: because there were a couple.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Right and then and then this is where I got confused,
- 41:45Speaker 3: because then like Jacqueline gets roped in with her kid's dad.
- 41:51Speaker 4: Mm hmm, he has the twenty five convictions.
- 41:55Speaker 2: Wait, we're not yet.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Okay.
- 41:57Speaker 2: I almost called you, Maddie, but Emily, let me repeat. Okay,
- 42:01Speaker 2: this is for everyone, so we can all keep up.
- 42:05Speaker 2: First it's the drug dealer boyfriend fight. Then it's the stitches.
- 42:12Speaker 2: Then it's the twenty five convictions. Got it, got it?
- 42:16Speaker 3: Got it?
- 42:17Speaker 2: Okay, So it goes like.
- 42:20Speaker 4: So then the.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Question no, go ahead, okay, So yeah, she's like MEA's like,
- 42:30Speaker 2: you want to talk about your drug dealer boyfriend? She's
- 42:31Speaker 2: like what who? What? Which one? I don't know what
- 42:33Speaker 2: you're talking about, and Ashley totally validates it, and she's like, no, no,
- 42:38Speaker 2: really for real, though that rumor has gone around. I
- 42:40Speaker 2: love Actually it's just so casual. She's just if you
- 42:43Speaker 2: could show what Ashley is, it would be water off
- 42:47Speaker 2: of a duck's back, Like that is Ashley? Yeah, yeah, totally,
- 42:52Speaker 2: And so she's like no, no, for real though, that's
- 42:53Speaker 2: like that is a thing, so you're gonna have to
- 42:55Speaker 2: speak to that. And then MIA's like, h well. Then
- 43:00Speaker 2: Kierena's like, well, the one I have right now is
- 43:01Speaker 2: a licensed clinical social worker, and then MEA's like, well,
- 43:04Speaker 2: what about the one in the past, And then Kierana's
- 43:06Speaker 2: like what's your past? And then Mia says, oh, well
- 43:09Speaker 2: I have no problem in Minnie, and I was a
- 43:11Speaker 2: stripper and then I turned entrepreneur. And then we've got
- 43:15Speaker 2: that look from the caterer, and then Stacy is in
- 43:19Speaker 2: her confessional like totally confused about the Real Housewives of Anything,
- 43:26Speaker 2: which the producer she's like, is the fact that Mia
- 43:30Speaker 2: was a stripper a true fact? Not a true fact?
- 43:36Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, it's true, and she's like, uh so, well,
- 43:42Speaker 2: I just h it's just in and then Mia calls
- 43:52Speaker 2: Kerna stitches. She met me, She's like, whatever, blahbadie blush stitches,
- 44:00Speaker 2: which is kind of funny.
- 44:03Speaker 3: It was just I couldn't believe how upset it made Kerna, right,
- 44:08Speaker 3: because that was the thing that was so like, wait
- 44:10Speaker 3: what it was upsetting?
- 44:13Speaker 2: It went to A twelve immediately Now when Ashley brings
- 44:17Speaker 2: it up later, and to that point, if Ashley were
- 44:22Speaker 2: the person to originally brought it up, I suppose I
- 44:26Speaker 2: could kind of see where she's coming from because it
- 44:28Speaker 2: was Deborah. It was Ashley's friend who caused this problem,
- 44:34Speaker 2: which is what caused her stitches in the first place.
- 44:37Speaker 2: So I guess I can kind of give that to
- 44:39Speaker 2: her if we're gonna stretch it out a little bit.
- 44:41Speaker 2: But like, it was weird that she got so mad,
- 44:45Speaker 2: So then.
- 44:46Speaker 3: Well, because I could also get if this was something
- 44:48Speaker 3: that she's had since she was a kid over like
- 44:51Speaker 3: a really like.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Something really deep or something.
- 44:54Speaker 3: But it just happened, and I mean, yes, it was traumatic,
- 44:59Speaker 3: but I just didn't understand the reaction in terms of
- 45:04Speaker 3: like this just happened like last year, and you don't
- 45:08Speaker 3: you know, and.
- 45:09Speaker 2: We're not going to talk about it, like, how can
- 45:11Speaker 2: we not talk about it? This should be Yeah, I
- 45:14Speaker 2: mean it's not like a Harry Potter like lightning bolt like,
- 45:18Speaker 2: but but treat it.
- 45:19Speaker 3: Lanna And to Ashley's point later like I can't even
- 45:24Speaker 3: see it, So I'm wondering what you used that to me?
- 45:28Speaker 2: What's the greatest? And you know what, Kerna really and
- 45:32Speaker 2: she looks back. She really fumbled the ball on that,
- 45:34Speaker 2: because honestly, Ashley has had it. She has gotten shit
- 45:38Speaker 2: twice now for not doing much. She got it from
- 45:40Speaker 2: Stacy when she was like, no, it's just her friend,
- 45:43Speaker 2: and she got ripped a new one. And then she's like, well,
- 45:46Speaker 2: do you have a scar? Because I can't even see it?
- 45:48Speaker 2: What do you use to Like? Is it like i'll
- 45:50Speaker 2: aloe or like your.
- 45:51Speaker 4: Your skincare line?
- 45:53Speaker 2: Yeah you're not, babe. This is your moment. Know what
- 45:59Speaker 2: they're doingah, Like, this is the brand leaning into the
- 46:03Speaker 2: show organically, where you say, yeah, I had a fucking
- 46:07Speaker 2: Harry Potter scar and it's gone now or you can
- 46:11Speaker 2: barely see it because of this this product right here.
- 46:16Speaker 2: You can find it on my website. Yeah, but no,
- 46:19Speaker 2: she runs away crying. Look, it's not to take away
- 46:24Speaker 2: from like violent acts that are traumatic and bringing up
- 46:28Speaker 2: a scar and how she got it is intense. But
- 46:32Speaker 2: it was weird. Yeah, it didn't make sense.
- 46:34Speaker 3: And I'm saying, like Mia saying stitches, I just like, yeah,
- 46:39Speaker 3: I get like if this was this thing that you've
- 46:41Speaker 3: been self conscious about your whole life and it's come
- 46:44Speaker 3: from this thing, and but I just I don't know.
- 46:47Speaker 4: I just didn't I don't know. I just didn't get it.
- 46:52Speaker 2: It was lost. Okay, So what's up next class? Do
- 46:56Speaker 2: you remember? No?
- 47:01Speaker 4: No, I have no idea. There was another changing.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Okay, rapping.
- 47:08Speaker 2: So then Kiera yells, She's like, don't ask me about
- 47:10Speaker 2: my scar, and then Ashley's X oh yeah, no, sorry lip,
- 47:15Speaker 2: and then then Stacy goes like this is the transition,
- 47:20Speaker 2: and she goes, Mia, last night was so elevated the
- 47:25Speaker 2: way you handled it and everything that happened. Can we
- 47:28Speaker 2: please keep the spirit of that this morning at the
- 47:31Speaker 2: dinner table, And then all of a sudden, fucking Karen
- 47:39Speaker 2: comes out with boxing gloves and another layer of veneers
- 47:42Speaker 2: and is like.
- 47:45Speaker 3: It's her mouth guard.
- 47:47Speaker 2: That's true, because Kierena leaves, and then she goes and
- 47:50Speaker 2: sits on the other side of the table.
- 47:52Speaker 3: I think, yes, yes.
- 47:54Speaker 2: And then Karen is talking to Kerna and is like,
- 48:00Speaker 2: what was what he was charged and fired? Because she's
- 48:03Speaker 2: talking about oh yeah, I'm sorry. She talks to Jacqueline
- 48:06Speaker 2: and she's like Jackacqueline, what about the uh what about
- 48:09Speaker 2: your pepe who's twenty five convictions? And then it was like,
- 48:15Speaker 2: holy shit, she just dropped a mother effing bomb. She
- 48:18Speaker 2: really did. She dropped that bomb so hard on that
- 48:21Speaker 2: dinner table it shook.
- 48:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was not.
- 48:27Speaker 3: I I don't know how you do this show and
- 48:30Speaker 3: don't know Karen's going to come for you, like you
- 48:34Speaker 3: better know that all your shit's going to be out
- 48:36Speaker 3: because Karen, as Mia said, calls her bloggers and gets
- 48:41Speaker 3: all the information.
- 48:42Speaker 2: Yeah, and she got it, man, she got it. And
- 48:46Speaker 2: she was holding it in her veneers waiting for the
- 48:50Speaker 2: perfect time, and she took it right out. And here
- 48:52Speaker 2: it is. I got information that your ex, well, your
- 48:58Speaker 2: estranged husband, the father of your children, your PP has
- 49:01Speaker 2: twenty five convictions and allegedly, oh, allegedly. And then Jacqueline
- 49:07Speaker 2: explains this in her confessional, which is that it was
- 49:10Speaker 2: an internal investigation within the police department. They were not
- 49:14Speaker 2: public or criminal offenses. He has a new position as
- 49:17Speaker 2: an officer, and that Karen dug up old information when
- 49:21Speaker 2: she has current convictions. Yeah, she also made mention to
- 49:26Speaker 2: a racist police department or some officers that were there
- 49:30Speaker 2: that had something to do with it, and it was
- 49:33Speaker 2: left there on the table. He did not go back
- 49:36Speaker 2: to the police department. He does, he is a police officer,
- 49:39Speaker 2: but not at that department. And I'm not sure what
- 49:44Speaker 2: he's doing now, what is he doing? He's policing something.
- 49:49Speaker 2: And then yeah, and then MIA's like, Jacqueline has been
- 49:55Speaker 2: hurt by that man so many times and she stayed
- 49:59Speaker 2: with him and she's so loyal. And it's always interesting
- 50:02Speaker 2: to see Mia and Jacqueline go into their confessionals and
- 50:05Speaker 2: really tell us what's going on with the other person,
- 50:08Speaker 2: because boy, oh boy, they go back so far that
- 50:12Speaker 2: you can kind of trust everything they're saying about each other.
- 50:15Speaker 3: Well, it's also yeah, and then you get a little
- 50:19Speaker 3: bit more of it too, because Jacqueline says.
- 50:21Speaker 4: You know, Patrick tells me just be nice to Karen.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Karen like, don't and then Karen's like, oh, Patrick talks
- 50:28Speaker 4: to you, Oh right, sure, Patrick.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Talks to you.
- 50:32Speaker 2: That was savage and kind of didn't even totally make sense,
- 50:38Speaker 2: but it was so savage.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Well, what it told me is like Karen knows Patrick
- 50:43Speaker 3: probably and knows knows a lot more than she's letting on.
- 50:48Speaker 3: And so I was like, if this, if she's holding
- 50:50Speaker 3: on you mean Karen Karen? Oh right, because Karen's the
- 50:55Speaker 3: one that dropped the bomb. Karen's someone that's like knows
- 50:59Speaker 3: that Patrick does or doesn't talk to. And for whatever reason,
- 51:02Speaker 3: Jacqueline said that Patrick told her to go easy on
- 51:07Speaker 3: Karen and be nice to Karen or whatever. And I'm like,
- 51:10Speaker 3: they are they buddies? Like what's up with this? What's going?
- 51:13Speaker 2: Oh well, he might have known that she was going
- 51:15Speaker 2: to dig up information.
- 51:17Speaker 3: Yeah true, oh wow.
- 51:20Speaker 2: And then Wendy is always navigating at the other end,
- 51:24Speaker 2: and She's like no, no, no, no, no no. Mia,
- 51:26Speaker 2: You're trying to point out that my friend meaning Kierna,
- 51:29Speaker 2: because she's on the Kierna and Karen's side of things,
- 51:31Speaker 2: dated a drug dealer, and your friend meaning Jacqueline his
- 51:37Speaker 2: her man has twenty five convictions, So like, what are
- 51:40Speaker 2: you doing here? And then Ashley's like, well, everybody has
- 51:43Speaker 2: a past, which then Mia and Stacy do a chorus
- 51:46Speaker 2: of oh not everybody has a past. Now everybody has
- 51:49Speaker 2: a past. And then Jacqueline kind of gets up from
- 51:53Speaker 2: the dinner table and is like, oh, you have two duy's.
- 51:56Speaker 2: And then Karen's like, ohn't have true do you wi dingbat?
- 51:59Speaker 2: And and she goes to the other side of the table.
- 52:03Speaker 2: I don't know who went to the side kid Jacqueline.
- 52:05Speaker 2: And then she was like, Karen, you are a low down,
- 52:08Speaker 2: dirty shame honey. And she goes, Oh, no, I am
- 52:11Speaker 2: God's baby, and don't start it off from your shirt.
- 52:17Speaker 2: She's got baby, you guys, She's God's baby.
- 52:19Speaker 3: God's baby, God bless God. I mean, you know, I
- 52:24Speaker 3: the only person I'm afraid of in that cast is
- 52:26Speaker 3: Karen because like I used to like I Candice was
- 52:31Speaker 3: just really mean. But Karen will pull some shit out
- 52:35Speaker 3: about yourself that you didn't even know and you find
- 52:39Speaker 3: out that there is like something true about it, like
- 52:43Speaker 3: I don't e like she has. She it might be
- 52:47Speaker 3: half true, but she's not afraid to fully sell it
- 52:51Speaker 3: on camera.
- 52:53Speaker 2: Wow, you know I would love to. Well, let's just
- 53:01Speaker 2: finish this recap and then I'll just broad stokes at
- 53:04Speaker 2: the end there, but they all end up toasting to
- 53:07Speaker 2: the world Wide Web, which was very funny. And then
- 53:13Speaker 2: when they're in the breakout rooms at some point, Mia
- 53:15Speaker 2: shows Stacy the charges and that's when she's like, I
- 53:18Speaker 2: didn't know anything about this. And then then Mia says,
- 53:22Speaker 2: we think we need to take Karen to rehab, and
- 53:27Speaker 2: Stacy laid an egg. She did not want to, so
- 53:31Speaker 2: then she leaves the room and goes and it'say, Karen,
- 53:35Speaker 2: I have an urgent news report. Please, I don't understand.
- 53:39Speaker 2: And then she goes on to talk about how like
- 53:41Speaker 2: I was defending you and that I didn't know about
- 53:46Speaker 2: all these charges and they said that you admitted that
- 53:49Speaker 2: you need rehab. Should I be worried about you? Cut scene,
- 53:55Speaker 2: end episode, and then Karen dramatically takes off her sunglasses.
- 54:03Speaker 3: And I'm the only thing that I do wish that
- 54:08Speaker 3: Gizelle would have been there for this, because I think
- 54:12Speaker 3: that it would have grounded Caren, Like Karen can't fuck
- 54:17Speaker 3: around as hard as she just did with Gizell there
- 54:21Speaker 3: because Giselle will go in on Karen for Karen's shit
- 54:25Speaker 3: and it actually affects Karen. I think, you know what
- 54:28Speaker 3: I mean. So I'm I'm looking forward to Giselle getting back.
- 54:33Speaker 2: I'm glad Gazelle wasn't there for this. I liked seeing
- 54:38Speaker 2: Karen Karen in control, well yeah, trying to control the
- 54:41Speaker 2: narrative and trying to you know, SoC sent full control.
- 54:45Speaker 4: She had control that table.
- 54:47Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Yeah, I enjoyed that. But I
- 54:49Speaker 2: mean like she's also projecting because she doesn't want to
- 54:52Speaker 2: be talking about her duy anymore. You know, it's clear
- 54:56Speaker 2: to everybody. But so I'm curious about this rehab thing
- 55:01Speaker 2: and that she who she said that too. I'm guessing
- 55:06Speaker 2: that maybe when she is with her lawyer and she's
- 55:10Speaker 2: doing like a plea bargain or what have you, she'll
- 55:12Speaker 2: agree to doing rehab or some outpatient something.
- 55:17Speaker 4: She's not going to do it for me as storyline.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Right, So I have no idea what that's all about.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Why that? Okay, So here's what I wanted to mention. Like,
- 55:28Speaker 2: Karen obviously seems to have a drinking problem, allegedly. So
- 55:32Speaker 2: she's been on this show for a very very long time.
- 55:34Speaker 2: How have we not like seen her be drunk?
- 55:39Speaker 4: Well that doesn't matter.
- 55:40Speaker 2: I know, I know, but it shows me that this
- 55:45Speaker 2: is like so different than what we've ever seen because
- 55:50Speaker 2: anyone who's ever been on the Real Housewives, we've clearly
- 55:53Speaker 2: seen them abuse alcohol time and time again, and then
- 55:57Speaker 2: when they get arrested for drinking and driving or harassing
- 56:04Speaker 2: a police officer, it's not that surprising, you know. So
- 56:09Speaker 2: Karen seems like, allegedly, if she is doing she does
- 56:14Speaker 2: have an alcohol problem, and if she is an alcoholic,
- 56:17Speaker 2: it is happening very much behind closed doors and on
- 56:21Speaker 2: her own time.
- 56:22Speaker 3: I she could be fucking three sheets to the winch
- 56:26Speaker 3: just doesn't act out like I mean, she could be
- 56:29Speaker 3: constantly drunk. Okay, okay, like that old school kind of
- 56:33Speaker 3: drunk where it's like old school, Yeah, you're just to
- 56:38Speaker 3: get to one, you've got to be wasted. I mean,
- 56:42Speaker 3: I don't know her drinking schedule. I'm just saying, like, oh,
- 56:46Speaker 3: she hides it.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Well, what is Karen's drinking good? I can't but okay,
- 56:54Speaker 2: but as anyone who drinks is like a day drinker,
- 56:57Speaker 2: and like, how is nobody smelling that on her breath?
- 57:01Speaker 2: I mean, you can't hide that. You just can't, especially
- 57:03Speaker 2: in a cast of women like this. So why has
- 57:07Speaker 2: this never come up? It seems like either they've been
- 57:11Speaker 2: a protecting her, be she's really careful about not drinking
- 57:19Speaker 2: on the days that she's shooting with them, or see Emily,
- 57:24Speaker 2: you fill in the blank.
- 57:26Speaker 3: She is just this type of alcoholic where.
- 57:31Speaker 2: You know, and nobody cares that she smells like alcohol
- 57:34Speaker 2: all day.
- 57:35Speaker 4: Maybe she doesn't.
- 57:37Speaker 3: I mean I've certainly known people like I just had
- 57:40Speaker 3: no idea that they were wasted for ten years, you know,
- 57:45Speaker 3: like they like I don't know, like you know, maybe
- 57:48Speaker 3: she smells like perfume or other things, or maybe they're
- 57:52Speaker 3: always at social events, so it makes sense that she's drinking.
- 57:55Speaker 4: Like, yeah, maybe they don't spend a time.
- 57:57Speaker 3: They all don't live that close together, so I mean, right, right,
- 58:02Speaker 3: the times that they're together, they're all having a couple drinks.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Right, and you know she has a driver, which says
- 58:08Speaker 2: a lot.
- 58:09Speaker 3: And by the way, I mean a reason that a
- 58:13Speaker 3: lot of like, well, I know that when you wear
- 58:17Speaker 3: a wig, you don't smell like sweat from your scalp, like,
- 58:22Speaker 3: so maybe she does wear a wig a lot, So
- 58:25Speaker 3: maybe they're not like to your point about like the smell,
- 58:29Speaker 3: like maybe they don't smell that in the wig in
- 58:32Speaker 3: the hair, but like.
- 58:34Speaker 2: I just have ways of hiding it. And I know
- 58:38Speaker 2: that there are certain liquors that don't smell, like, yeah,
- 58:43Speaker 2: is it vodka? Isn't it vodka that doesn't smell Yeah.
- 58:47Speaker 4: I also feel like Karen is so.
- 58:51Speaker 3: Is so guarded that I don't think I think we're
- 58:56Speaker 3: seeing her with her guard down when she's drinking, and
- 58:59Speaker 3: that's she's pretty social. But I don't know, okay, because
- 59:05Speaker 3: this again is not her first time getting behind the
- 59:09Speaker 3: wheel annihilated, and they have made reference to her drinking,
- 59:18Speaker 3: but not in the way that we've heard people reference
- 59:21Speaker 3: for example, lou Anne.
- 59:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but well great. We will wrap it
- 59:30Speaker 2: up there, boys and girls, and now let's head on
- 59:37Speaker 2: over to below deck sailing.
- 59:39Speaker 4: Yet tabb duh and.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Just welcome into Iviza.
- 59:45Speaker 3: This is import here and Iva and I love bea
- 59:48Speaker 3: add it in this way this week too with the
- 59:52Speaker 3: new guest with Tiffany Moon.
- 59:54Speaker 2: Tiffany Moon, Yes, Tiffany showing up. That was fun to
- 59:59Speaker 2: see a real house life of Dallas over there. I
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: do love that they had a photo shoot. That's something
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: that I would want to do.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: I was a little nervous about the time stamp because
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: they said dinner was going to be at ten and
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: photos were at nine p thirty. But they did it.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: They pulled it off. I thought that was going to
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: be a thing.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: I did too. I do want to talk a little
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: bit about how Gary has on his social media currently
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: has this post, and this was from October fourteenth. The
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: picture is of that one party where they were dressed
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: in laingerie or something. I don't know what it was,
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: but it's a picture of him.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: We haven't had it yet, have we.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: I think it was from that night. Let me show you.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: It's like this picture from whatever party that was.
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: We haven't had that yet.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: Oh we haven't.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: We haven't seen that party.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: No. Oh you want to know why, because it I
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: think it was. Okay, Well, let me just read what
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: he says, King underscore GK, that's him. Sad to see
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: this has all been edited out of tonight's episode. Scary
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: how one's personal I'm sorry, Scary, how one's person's lies
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: can ruin someone's career and livelihood. Oh well, my head
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: is held high as I know the truth karma will
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: get you anyways. Seeing as most of me will probably
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: be edited out of this season, I will try to
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: post as much as possible to show you all what
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: you're missing out on. So they are definitely, you know,
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: he's not in a lot of the scenes, but he's
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: definitely being edited out, and.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: I want to I feel like he isn't a lot
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: of same he.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Is, but I think that they are doing something with editing.
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: Well, honestly, they're doing him a service because I actually
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: have been like cautiously enjoying him this season because and
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: like last season he was so gross and all over
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Daisy in a very weird way and other gals on
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: the boat, and that part of him I do not
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: like and I don't forget that.
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: And then of course we know something's going to hit.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: The fan, so I'm watching this we don't know what.
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: And so I've been watching him this season like, Okay,
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: he's very likable. I guess we're forgetting this old Gary
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: we know, And then like that's how I'm watching, So
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: I'm like they're helping him.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: The timeline is interesting. I tried to do a little
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: bit of some R and D and I don't think
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: that I don't know, I could be wrong. I don't
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: think anything happened on this season. It's what happened before
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: so it's like in twenty twenty two, the sa allegations
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: came out, okay, and that was from the end of
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: the season of I think it was below deck sailing
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: yacht and they were only filming the confessionals the interviews,
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: so they were done. They had wrapped this season on
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: the yacht and then they were filming interviews. There was
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: a makeup artist who also was taking on responsibilities somewhat
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: as like I don't I want to say, for lack
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: of better words, like a PA. So they were having
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: her take Gary back to his room after an interview
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: or bring him back and forth. She had to bring
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: him water something like that. So in that incident back
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: in his room, he was completely inappropriate with her. So
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: she did report it. According to everyone on the side
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: of Bravo and the network and all the stuff, they
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: said that they handled it according to how they saw fit.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: Cut to nothing, and we didn't know anything about that
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: the season aired, and during that season and perhaps close
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: to the end of it, which is season five, and
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: that was airing in twenty twenty three, she went to
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: Rolling Stone. She also brought them receipts from the producers
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: or the network or whomever about their response to how
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: they dealt with Gary. She obviously didn't feel like it
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: was enough. So this is when the story came out
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: to us. So that's when Bravo said Gary, you're not
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: going to Bravocon And that's so he wasn't at bravoconn oh. Okay,
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: But there was also the below deck what's the other
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: one down under that he was on. Okay, So this
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: is where i'm a little I think that the twenty
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: twenty two episode with this makeup artist slash Pa possibly
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: happened in the below Deck down Under season and so
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: they had already maybe brought him back for another blowdeck
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: sailing out, which is what we're seeing now, and so
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: they already had this maybe in the can and then
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: so the timeline is a little bit like it's confusing
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: to me, but from what I understand, it sounds like
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: the incident happened off camera and it doesn't have anything
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: to do with this season of sailing.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: Yet, for whatever reason, I was under the impression. Now
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: I totally remember the makeup artist thing, yes, and for
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: whatever reason, I thought we were getting a pause on
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: Sailing Yacht.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: Right, But they brought it back anyway.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: Because something happened with Gary and something while they were
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: filming like on camera.
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought too, But yeah, I guess
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: not maybe.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: I mean it's still possible. I'm just bringing you up
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: to speed on where we're at.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Because why would he be like, I'll be telling you
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: what really happened on here right with his Instagram account
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: October fourteenth, Like that to me seems like maybe there's
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: something more. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like him.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: I just.
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: Feel like, if you didn't know anything. He's getting a
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: very generous edit this season.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: Absolutely so. The episode itself, which we can talk about,
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: is Crew nine Out, and that's where we left off.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: It was kind of a silly there's really not much.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Emma doesn't want to get in the middle of Diana
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: and Danny anymore.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: Emma, I mean, you talk about what we haven't seen,
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: like this level of like depression.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: I'm just like, we need like she needs help.
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: Not that it's Captain Glenn's responsibility or anything, but I hope,
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: hope that she sees this, and I hope like somebody
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: in her family is like, Okay, this isn't normal. You
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: need help.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: She does seem like textbook depressed, and yes, allegedly, I
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: don't want to, you know, to throw any clinical terms
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: on her, but you know, and then when it became
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: very clear when she was talking to her sister, who
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: apparently is the golden child of the family, I mean,
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: how do you compete with that?
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: And but I mean I don't know if she is.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I just think that Emma is so like her guide
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: to reality is like so fractured because whatever this heaviness is,
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Like she's just like it seems like because I say that,
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: because she's putting. She puts a bunch of shit on
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: her supervisors for telling her how to fucking safely dock
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: the boat, you know, like she just yeah, everyone is
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: better than her, and I just am like, well, that's
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: not Emma.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: And it's also like gets out against her taking ownership
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: of what she has to be doing. She definitely has
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: a lot going on there, like it could be adhd
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: you know, and then couple that with a bunch of
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: her own confidence level issues, Like it's.
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: Also like I do not want her in charge when
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: I'm I'm asleep, I would not feel comfortable.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: I was like, my god, like we'd all be sinking.
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: And she's like I can't believe I sucked it up again.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Oh, I can't believe. I'm no, I'm
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: kidding us. And she's like, meanwhile, she's like drowning us.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, I'm drowning. Asleep and sleep, Yeah, and
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: a sleep terribly scary. Uh they eat looks like KFC
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: and the Vans. They're really enjoying that. How about naked
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Davide juh climbing over Glenn in the bed and uh almost,
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: I mean, are we going to get his ass in
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: Glenn's face one of these times?
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: And this is like it has to happen, it has
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: to happen.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: In his asses and his dackerades.
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: He's David's asses pointing straight in the air for like
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: three seconds and then he falls off again.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, hi, like the camera is right there.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: He doesn't give a ship all right?
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: I am with you. I'm like, just out of respect
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: for Glenn or your shared space.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: Isn't that important that you can't sleep with underbands on
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: or just.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: Take him off once you're in your bed.
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: We don't need it, as Glenn, I mean, poor Glenn,
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: he just had his big hit.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: I'm having my fucking drink.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Boy, I love a peanut Colara, I love a back football.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Oh it's virgin. No, yeah, probably was because I'm a
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: virgin and I'm waiting for one of those naughty little
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: sirens to take my virginity, to wait for me.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: You know, he's got a picture of his wife or
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: his girlfriend. There.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: I am steally virgin, just.
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: His his girlfriend is Stacy and Potomac.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: How about kloy is being like, oh, yeah, I cooked
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: for an Orange County housewife who divorced her husband and
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: became a lesbian. Can you guess who that is? Boys
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: and girls?
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: Ron Ronwyn, good job, I will say. For a hot second,
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this idiot, he doesn't know that
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: that was Beverly Hills.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: I did too. Immediately it was like oh Kyle Coyle.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: And then it was like oh, oh see right, and
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: I had to stop and think for a second. Then,
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: of course Tiffany Moon and her crew join. They bored,
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: and then Glenn's like, we sail. We are sailing the Genoa,
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: all right, take the sales down and we are not
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: sailing psych And then we have the photo shoot shoot
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: and Danny is flirting with Keith very unprofessionally on the beat.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: She's like a she's like a female Gary. No.
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: I know, and I don't like it.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: I don't. I don't appreciate it. I fully have Keith's back.
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: I don't like it. It's not like, also, Danny, is
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: that enjoyable anyway?
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: Well, don't Jamu or whoever the hell that guest was
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: really enjoyed Danny and her uh espresso Martini's really just
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: to passively aggressively get at the other stew who was
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: pretty bitchy about it. To be honest, I mean she was.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: It's hard.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: Yes, she was bitchy. And then like when Daisy's like,
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: you gotta just pretend like the Gosts are always right,
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: she got to just be nice and be friending, fake it,
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: and she just was like because.
- 1:11:43Speaker 4: She's like, you're getting decap and I was joking.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: I was like, and now that's a threat. Everyone can
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: feel decap. How dare you? Chloys nailed it with the
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Miso glaze Sea Bass. It seemed like they loved it
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: and the Japanese night, even though the last time he
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: practiced Japanese cuisine was his sophomore year of high school. Yeah,
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: alrighty and then oh wait, someone's sweatshirt. I think it
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: was Diana's in her cabin. The back of it, right,
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: it said it's a great day to get railed.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is living the Pepe Law lifestyle.
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: So was that?
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: Oh they had to have been Danny's sweatshirt? No? Sorry?
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course. And also I was like, oh, wait,
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: did she go to Rails in New Jersey? Is that
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: their swagline? Because that's pretty genius.
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: I don't Rails is very classy.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: Yeah, they would never do that, you're writ Yeah. In
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: the morning, David cracks Close's back.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Which there was a montage of cracking. Okay, it was
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: so many cracks.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: So many cracks a little time. I mean, that's fine.
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Do you like getting your back cracked? I do?
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: I mean I do, but.
- 1:13:06Speaker 3: Not that much, not first thing in the morning and
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: then by the entire staff.
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: I'm I don't need it that hard.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: I'll take I'll take whatever I can get. Emma did
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: not do a good job shammying last night. Apparently the
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: guests leave and oh yes, that's when she called her
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: sister crying. They got a great tip three thousand each.
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: Love to see it. Way to go, Tiffany Moon and
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: at the tip meaning Glenn was like, really, really really
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: good job you guys, really good job keeping them safe
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: and not dying except for you, Emma. Everybody's doing a
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: great job. And the good fan was so fast, so fast.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: And now they're gonna go get fucking wasted again.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: That's such a turnover. That turnover was nuts. And also
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: the name of the club they went to, trust Me
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: you Can Dance, and the like it was in quotes
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: right and as if the quote was from Tequila as
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: the author, because it said dash Tequila. Do you know
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Yes, he be that you're really onto something,
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: and because they have this place called trust Me you
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: Can Dense. And it's so hilarious because the quote is
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: like as if the Tequila Battle said it.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: Ha oh my, yeah, I mean sends long names of
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: businesses make me nervous, just like something about her.
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: I'm like too much, too.
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: Long, way too Yeah, absolutely nerve wracking. Not good. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Emma feels faint from failing.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: I'm glad you went home.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: I was like, we cannot pour alcohol on this depression
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: because it's just going to compower alcohol. So I thought
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: I was really happy she went back.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Yeah, that was good stuff. And then Keith and Danny
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: talk about the flirting and then yeah, and he doesn't
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: like it. Then they get back to the boat and
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: then Danny and Gary, who are basically the same person,
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: jump in the water and then they kiss.
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: Two peppy la pews out.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: There lapewing each other to pieces.
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: But just like I keep waiting for this shoe to drop,
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: So I don't know.
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: I mean, it's happened.
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: Well, you know what something they when they had them
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: sitting there standing there on the yacht and the other guests,
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the other people like on the dock that
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: were jumping in the water. Whenever they pull out music
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: and it's like feels very still. It just feels like
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: something's going to happen with Gary, and I always think
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: it's that moment and I thought, oh, something's going to
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: happen with those people.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, because it's like I get the same
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: thing and it's like I, oh, he's going to get.
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: A Paul Hollywood handshake.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: It's the same vibe where it gets very quiet.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: On bake off and then you get a handshake.
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: So yeah, but there was but there was no Paul Hollywood.
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: So it's like Oh Gary's gonna get arrested.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's that's the end of that, Darlings. If
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- 1:16:40Speaker 3: You didn't plug the Drama Darling account.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: If you're just if you're just tuning in for the
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- 1:16:52Speaker 2: comes out of my mouth. But I love that you're
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- 1:16:59Speaker 2: you all for listening. And we're back over on the
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: Patreon tomorrow to talk to the Real Housewives of New
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: York and anything else is in it. I think that's
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: all Gary, I mean, Glen Garry, Glenn Ross