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#349 We Don't CUM BACK the Same with Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting and shout out to everybody
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  who tuned in on the pre show. Salute to everybody that's in here,
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  and salute to you guys that we're out there were out there in Denver.
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  There was some cool ass people out there that I saw you guys at the
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  show. Shout out to special Shout outs to three eyes out there in Denver.
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  Appreciate the hospitality and just overall just hooking it up. That brought me
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  ANNs tank ten pounder. Um that at the fucking um with high at the
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  high altitude, the high I was there, I wasn't the highest. I
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  wasn't the highest floor two as well, So I was like, man's it
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  was pretty crazy. But yeah, shout out to Denver if you have not,
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  if you have not got tickets to see that Cypress Hill Symphony show,
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  or you are wondering about plans. It's definitely a musical experience. It's not
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  just a regular concert. It's something different. But um, welcome back and
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  see what's up guy. Man. I feel like I was like suspended or
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  something. It's been a while, dog, it's been a whole week.
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  It's been a while since we went a whole week without it. I was
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  missing it. I had nothing to do for a couple of days. But
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  I'm glad I'm back. Yes, you guess some know that bullshit. I
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  was missing it. I was missing it full. I had nothing to do
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  on Wednesday, on Thursday, and then I gotta watch He's on having fun
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  in Denver, and I'm like, man, yeah, after working hard,
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  I feel you. I'm not saying you don't deserve it, but I was
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  like, I'm in a little in the phone. I was like feeling that
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  phone. I had no one to talk shit, so I started talking to
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  my dog, got it out full of mic fuck you, bam, bam,
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  fuck you, bam bam. I was like, bitches, ain't shit.
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  Huh. He just looking at me like, what are you talking about?
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  Does the little head tilt right? Welcome back Rock? What's going on?
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  Oh? Chilling? Man? Uh handled my car business yesterday? So
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  that was fun. Oh yeah, so all right, pe to your car.
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  So that yeah, thank you everybody that reached out. It's all right,
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  man, I had that thing for since two thousand and eleven. So
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  what is that? That's a twelve years Yeah, I had it for twelve
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  years. The one thing that made me sad as this close to getting the
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  odometer to read sixty nine sixty nine. Yeah, I was real close.
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  I did get sixty nine twenty while driving sixty nine miles an hour, and
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  I took that picture, so you know, I got that to hang up
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  on the fridge. But you know, I, yeah, whatever, that
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  car was a lot of heartache. Don't buy German auto engineering it's offensive.
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  Yeah, oh fuck yeah. I mean it was one of those days like
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  when I bought it, the car I had previously caught on fire. That's
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  its own story. Yeah, and so I was like, I'm not buying
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  like that beat up ass used again and went the exact opposite direction about it.
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  Did you buy a Beamer? I bought a Mini, which was essentially
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  a BMW. Yeah, and so I bought that brand new off the lot
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  with like seven miles on it, and uh, well, made you want
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  to buy that because you always here, don't buy foreign, and you know
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  you said, fuck everybody, I want this coup. I think it was
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  like I test drove a lot of things. Who says don't buy foreign what
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  don't buy German, Oh don't buy because yeah, like straight up, that's
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  straight up bro, because the moment these motherfuckers get money, fuck Toyota,
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  they get fucking Lexus or fucking BMW BRO. Like, straight up bro.
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  Every saw Adorian that it loves the Toyota tunder is because he can't afford a
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  fucking navigate it. And the finest defense right now, how many miles did
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  your car fuck up at? Oh? No, no, no, no,
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  yeah right right, oh yeah, our bitch engineering Obviously it's good,
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  but it's expensive. It's one of those it's like, um, regular maintenance
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  on it was really really difficult because of how expensive it was. And I
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  think that's what slowly kind of like essentially the reason I traded it in is
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  um it had two significant repairs that needed to be done, which was going
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  to be over four thousand dollars, and then on top of that, there's
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  three additional things like coming up, and then I also had to get it
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  registered and the smog check, and I was just like, by the end
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  of this, I'm gonna be looking at about six thousand dollars for for what
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  you know, why they were coming up huh, you know, why they
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  were coming up was that almost hit sixty nine? Fuck all right, so
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  you were talking about maintenance. What if you have done that maintenance yourself,
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  how much would you have saved or do you do your d I y oh
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  god, No, I'm an indoors boy man. I'm I would have thought
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  you, being from Texas, you really got more hands on with this stuff.
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  No. It's funny because between me and my wife, we uh,
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  we both share a lot of the responsibilities in certain respects, Like so I'm
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  really good at pest control, Like bugs don't bother me as much. I
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  don't like them, but I can handle it. I know how to kill
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  him and all that stuff. Um, Natasha is the handyman of the relationship
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  though, Like she's gotten under a car and done some small repairs and stuff
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  like that. And she's you say, her dad is very like a manly
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  dude, right Van, that's the manlies dude I know. Yeah, so
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  she was probably one of those dudes that like are like Sarah Connor type things.
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  Yeah, you're not wrong. Between that and then uh, her late
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  stepfather Bob, who was uh he used to be one of this position typical
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  stepfather name. You know, well, what's funny is my stepdad's name is
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  Bob too, and then also Tommy a plus his stepdad's name is fucking Bob
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  too. Is that just like a white guy thing, like a like a
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  like it's like it seems like a nice name. I mean, it's it's
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  Roberts. Bob is a hard like name to not like you know what I
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  mean, Like, have you ever met a Bob? You don't fuck with
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  Bobby? Not really, I can see what I'm saying, like, yeah,
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  you can't fuck you can't go wrong being Bob. Yeah, And honestly,
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  every Bob I've ever met has been like, yeah, you're good.
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  Remember Bob from that seventies show. He was cool that the neighbor. Which
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  one was it? Bob with the frow? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah that's right. And he had no neck. Yeah that's
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  all I remember. He can't be having the two fairy. Yeah. But
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  back to the back to the European card thing. It's like you, I
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  feel like people some people buy European cars and then they forget that you have
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  to maintain that car the same way you maintain that to Yota. Man,
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  It's like, I honestly thought that I was going to be able to afford
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  it. But you know, life is wild. There's fluctuations and shit and
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  priorities change. You know. It's like when I got it, it was
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  like you're supposed to put in premium fuel, and I did that for a
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  while and then after him and I was like my god, fuck this and
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  then you know, this kind of went to right. In the auto industry
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  right now is more like the housing crisis is just boom skyrockety man's fucked up.
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  Yeah, dude, yeah, I mean I got a really good deal
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  the car. I got a little HRV. I needed more space. Um,
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  it's got twenty eight thousand miles on it. It's a twenty twenty hand
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  I got it for twenty thousand or these whiz were maam, that's where they're
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  pricing. That's where that's where the car markets at right now. Yeah.
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  Well, I mean the car market's not good right now. But it is
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  one of those things I really like, you think, yeah, but it
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  saved the day. The day just stops working. Yeah, So I have
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  a do you think you think that's all we'll get breaks down? I'm gonna
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  sell it. I mean, everybody's situations different, but exaber doesn't sell that
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  piece of shit Hundre, he hasn't. He's gonna sell this tahoe probably not,
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  or these whiz word. I have a forty three fifty van with almost
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  half a million miles on. It runs great. The rust ate it though,
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  that sucks, okay though the forty like those events. Those things are
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  built to last, though, But it's like having like an F one fifty,
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  bro, those things are meant to go like triple cycles on on the
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  other meter, justin marsh Marshall, I have a twenty sixteen Ford Explorer.
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  My steering gear went out two thousand, four hundred and seventy five dollars repair
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  bill. Oh see what I'm saying, Like, fuck all of that,
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  man, what do you consider? What do you consider high miledge? Five?
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  If the car has flaps? Yeah, it's saying seventy five thousand's not
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  high mileage at all. Consider high mileage at that point? You know how
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  much okay has two eighty Okay, I think first of all, your car,
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  your ship's a dinosaur car, bro, Like it's fucking a it's a
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  fucking corn. The industry, seventy five thousand and above is considered Yeah,
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  like straight up, like what I would consider high mileage, I would seventy
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  five. He's still got a good five thousand miles before you start, got
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  to consider about some serious repairs. But anything eighty thousand miles and up.
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  Bro, you gotta fucking have two mechanics. Look at that ship. BRO,
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  make sure that like they've done the fucking maintenance right on that, Bro,
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  because I've done. I bought like different cars bro used, and I
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  used to sell them too, And I'm like, man, there's a lot
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  of stuff that you could you could buy, and you know you don't.
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  You don't don't. You didn't pay attention to the right things, and then
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  when you get home you start noticing everything, every little detail. Yep,
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  this one. Um, I also got a really good warranty with it.
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  It came it's a certified vehicle, so it comes with its own Yeah,
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  exactly. So it's got another four years of that warranty. Then I bought
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  an additional warranty for it because it wasn't too much to tack on for every
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  month, and uh yeah, I got my payment down to four thirty three
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  a month. If they tried steal it, that's damn. That's that's still
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  that's still pretty high though for the for the high market. I mean it's
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  it's high for the car, you know what I'm saying. That's where the
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  car markets apt, bro. That's why it's like, if you have a
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  car, might as well invest in the current car if you haven't paid off,
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  invest in it, Bro, like investing that ship, because it's not
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  gonna look like it's gonna get any better. Bro. I think for me,
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  this situation was definitely more like that Mini Cooper. For as little as
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  I drove, it gave me more problems than I should have had. So
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  I wanted to get something that was cost effective and easy to repair. And
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  uh, I originally wanted to just lease a vehicle until the market kind of
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  went down and chilled out, but it just didn't map out that way.
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  Literally, everything I was looking at was averaging about six six fifty a month
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  or at least for anything you have in cash, where you could have just
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  bought, like I'm like something for five grand. I mean I threw down
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  or something. I threw three grand and traded in my car and that's what
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  I was able to get. But no, it's one of those man like
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  especially after having the other car that caught on fire. There's no fucking way
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  that I'm just gonna buy a little fucking cheap ass whoopie, Like I'm not
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  gonna throw three thousand dollars at some piece of shit. Just yeah, No,
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  that's the Xavier fucking fix right there. I mean, like we were
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  going in kind of hoping for something like that, Like one mechanic. I
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  literally, if I'm gonna buy a car, I take my mechanic with me
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  that I've known for a while. I'm like, hey, I'm buying this
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  car for five six grand, come with me. Pay him two hundred bucks.
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  He looks at the car, and if something happens to it, you
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  kind of look at him and be like, wow, look at what people
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  are saying right now. Said it was good, right, Miko three two
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  three says easy six fifty. Everyone I know look is looking at about an
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  eight hundred dollars a month. Pass'diculous. That's fucking crazy, I'm saying.
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  I feel like I came the fuck up out of this. Yeah, that's
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  by the way, everybody. Let me ask everybody in the chat room,
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  including YouTube, and I know there's you guys, some of you guys on
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  YouTube. Shout out to you guys on there. What is it? Um?
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  Everybody who who who has a current car payment? What are you?
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  What are you paying at right now? Just the car payment. I'm not
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  saying insurance. You can include insurance. But what are you guys paying bro?
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  Because I know the last time I financed the car, Bro, my
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  payments were at at four thirteen. That it's like four thirteen a month,
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  and that's the last time I've made That's a lot. I know. If
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  I were to buy that same car, newer model right now, I'm looking
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  at about an eight hundred dollars payment if that. Yeah, No, it's
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  bonkers right now, dude. I didn't know how bad it was either.
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  It was one of those I Um, it's like I said, I got
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  a really good deal because we I played hardball, man, Like I'm letting
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  shit all right, all right, yo, yo, all right, let
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  me read these all met me read the off people in the chat room on
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  YouTube and that tundra dog. All right, all right, all right,
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  all right, quite understand, I'm gonna read these off people are listen this.
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  Jeffy says seven fifty. That's pretty up there, Brian, but ther
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  Brian Brian Alachan says, three fifty. Okay, that's these that that's doable.
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  That's a part time you know what I mean? All Caesar Cruise,
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  I paid twelve one hundred for a twenty two fucking thunder Yo. This who
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  really works like a mother. He never goes to our life. Never.
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  He never pictures it on on the coke because he's working thender never pictes on
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  the hold on. It always brings the beer though. How much? How
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  much is he paying on that twelve month? But that that twelve one hundred
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  a month when I was selling cars used to be an eight hundred dollar payment.
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  Yeah, like so that's correct, all right? So let me see
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  Maclow three two three says I got lucky when I got my twenty nineteen Silverado.
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  Is that six hundred is that's It's kind of decent though for a Silverado.
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  Yeah, that ain't bad. That ain't bad. But still five oh
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  seven for a month a month for a Cadillac x T five, that ain't
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  bad. For a luxury card like that, that's not bad. Yeah,
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  yeah, you're doing good. Four hundred on a Toyota raft for twenty eighteen
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  hybrid a little bit. Oh you got a hybrid too. I was actually
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  really hoping I could find a hybrid or an electric. Well you know,
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  yeah, he said hybrid. Actually that's a good deal. Yeah. Yeah,
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  he probably gets a nice tax rebate from the Yeah, that's actually I'm
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  not rapped playing the Honda off no more. Just fix it, bitch,
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  I know. That's what I'm thinking right now. It's a hybrid twenty eight.
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  Like you're still like you like if you to eighty, if you just
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  got one of those like those eight hundred dollars page chops that they that they
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  advertise it like that. I I'm just saying, like, and then you
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  you did that, it would be a decent card Exavia. But like you
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  just you just let it go to ship sometimes. That's I got it.
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  I gave it to me three or four years ago. It's been a yeah.
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  But he said, I'm selling my mac dray Van V eight is killing
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  the bank, lou her Nan, This says four hundred on the twenty eighteen
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  camera. That's doable. Yeah, for the first time, I'm the only
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  one that's not hotier huh man. I came in shorts and everything. I'm
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  sucking cooking. It's the sweating it's honestly, it's crazy. Your chilies are
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  sweating, are sweating my uh. I wore my red Eyes Always shirt from
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  Moses. It's fun. He's gonna show up and take like a hundred pictures
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  of you win it, I hope, So get in here, baby.
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  Actually I wore Jordan's that match this color cream you're yeah, I dressed up
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  like I'm just I'll find them tone yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But
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  you know what, I still have that that Denver vibe. That's what I
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  got it. So I was like, they're very outdoorsy. I love that
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  nature shit out there. Bro. I would like there Zoo was fucking sack
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  going on those on like the hike heist, it wasn't. It was too
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  much of a time, bro. Like I have an idea, all right,
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  and the last one night and the last one six forty five on a
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  Chevy Silverado twenty eighteen. That is true, man, But because I financed.
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  Last time I financed the car was about five four years ago, and
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  like, I'm glad I did it at that time, bro, because that
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  payments like that. I can't imagine seeing myself financed the car right now.
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  Like I'm I better start sucking building. Like look, juicing up this relationships
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  with my homie to buy cars at auctions because I might buy me another fucking
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  car for the low because that's the only person that can really get it for
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  the low, somebody that's getting them an auction. Yeah, you guys might
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  not believe this, but like I'm talking, nobody in my family since I've
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  been born no more, we've never had a car out the dealership. Do
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  you believe that? I believe that? Yeah, I don't to me when
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  you guys, I like how he said, you know, no, not
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  even know. Even my mom and my sister to this day, we just
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  not that we can have to buy a cash because we don't buy anything new.
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  It's not but we get we get the money and we buy, like
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  don't buy a Cammy for like eight nine grand. Yeah that's it though.
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  It's just like I've never had car payments. To me, It's crazy hearing
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  these people saying that every month they dropped that dog. To me, I've
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  never had a monthly payment of a car. I just I never have and
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  it sounds and I don't even want to when people tell me, like why
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  don't you turn boat? You should trade both your cards in and then get
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  a car and then so then I can give a monthly payment. When I
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  don't do that anymore, I don't know. That's what I'm telling you.
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  It's a financial like one of the worst things you can do between I mean
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  I watch a lot of like my algorithms switched it switched switched up on me.
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  So it's like, all right, dude, you learned about all the
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  murders you like, like you know you know who murder? Yeah, you
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  know every tough gang around your neighborhood. Now I was like it got past
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  that. I was like, you're not interested in some science shit. So
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  it started. It started showing me these like financial fucking people that are like
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  giving you advice, right, So yeah, like like there's I follow his
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  Chinese die, right, I was like, Chinese people love money, they'd
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  like to keep it around. So this fool I was like, I feel
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  comfortable with his advice, and I really understand. One of the worst things
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  you can do during your like mid twenties and like all the way to your
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  mid thirties is finance a fucking car. Bro. Yeah, it is the
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  biggest fucking burden. Like, if you like literally it is one of the
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  big his burden and draining things because it loses value the moment you get out
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  the car. Yeah, that's for sure. I think in this situation,
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  it was like when I got that Mini Cooper. I was paying five to
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  sixty five a month on that and this was two thousand and eleven. But
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  he said, XD is building no credit because there's no yo. That was
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  one thing I was actually super psyched on, dude. Credit. Yeah,
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  I did not know my credit score. Um yeah, seven fifty three babies,
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  I got good credit. I don't, but it has good credit.
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  Yeah. It was one of those things that's like I didn't think I had
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  good credit, so I was like out of sight, out of mind them
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  just to ignore it. And I expected the worst going into this ship,
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  and I think they like, you know, like I didn't go dressed up,
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  but I also didn't go like incredibly dressed down. Yeah, fucking that's
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  some bis. I shit, I met you out there. There's like a
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  bie out there there will fucking put a fucking suit on because to fucking like,
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  because because the Mexican people will be some Mexican foods that are freshly from
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  the border. They were a fucking suit to the DNB. You gotta look
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  good, you gotta look sharp, man. But I mean it was first
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  time getting a car. Dog gets an experience. They dressed up. It
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  was funny because I almost wore like a button up shirt and I was like,
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  I don't want them to think I have that much money. I would
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  have wore a panelton. It's too fucking a hot dog. I was also
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  in I wore that ship in Denver Doll was bowling. I would have.
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  I would have wore my favorite jersey so I can match up with you give
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  me a cloy Yeah, let's let's go. Let's go around. But what
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  would you wear to buy it? To buy your car? Yeah? What
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  would okay? Yeah, next time I buy a car? What what?
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  What would you wear? Though you said your jersey? Jersey? What female?
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  But you know what color you already would want in a car, so
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  before you look, so yeah, you because you have to kind of know,
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  like, let's be for real. I've always wanted our interior because I
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  saw Orion interior. Oreo orio oo. I was like, you're saying orange,
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  right, are you having a Yeah? I was like, like,
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  have you ever seen like like fifty cent? When he when he showed off
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  his Yeah, the black and white. Yeah, I've been in love with
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  that, that interior, so I'd have to go black and white. So
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  I have to be wearing a black and white jersey. So when I leave
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  the venue or I leave the dealership, I can ask him to take a
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  picture, like predict be like cccan I got my new car crashed my lab
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  one. I was like, we don't we match for a reason. It
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  was meant to be. I ain't making pictures. I get the guy,
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  the guy I sold me the car. You gotta be in the picture,
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  boyd. He's like, I make him wear of the jersey too. I
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  have an on my jersey. He's like, the haters can't stop me.
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  As long as I have insurance. Hey, the car comes in shirt for
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  two days after you drive it off the line. So you guys, you
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  know me and then you know me too. I'm like telling my credit score,
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  tell him how much? How much? Lie? Dog? Yeah dog?
• 19:48
  Yeah. But that's how I would do it. That's how I would
• 19:49
  do my yea, you would you would go, you would go all out?
• 19:52
  Yeah, bro, what I mean if I'm getting my if I'm getting
• 19:55
  the car of my dreams, Oh yeah, I match you with the car
• 19:56
  of my dreams I'm making. I mean, what about you rock? So
• 20:00
  what I wore yesterday is kind of how I would normally dress if I was
• 20:03
  going to do this again, because I didn't want them to think I had
• 20:06
  like no money, But I also didn't want them to think that I had
• 20:10
  like a lot of money and start trying to serve. What's that outfit?
• 20:14
  Like a T shirt and like pants and some clean shoes, Like I wore
• 20:17
  like a clean pair of all white air Force one so they're not like crazy
• 20:21
  and scuffed up and ship. But I wore this really nice, like form
• 20:23
  fitting shirt because like the dynamic we played is Natasha was the sweet one.
• 20:29
  She wasn't afraid to ask questions, but she's very sweet and easy to engage.
• 20:36
  Well, it's it's it's a dynamic. Man, it works out real
• 20:37
  well because she showed up in this like nice sundress. She's very pretty.
• 20:41
  She looked very like easy and approachable to talk to and stuff. And I
• 20:45
  just wore this like tight T shirt, black jeans, white shoes, hair
• 20:49
  the pullback with the hair down kind of thing. But it was for the
• 20:56
  majority of that like while we were test driving the cars and stuff like they
• 20:59
  do the whole thing. They talk to you. They fucking fill a lot
• 21:02
  of the dead. You know, how many cars did you test drive?
• 21:03
  Three? And it was funny because that's true. White people ship, bro,
• 21:07
  White people be test driving the ship. Dude. I'm like, I
• 21:11
  used to sell cars, bro, I got to choose one by No,
• 21:15
  They'll sometimes they'll test drive the car the next day and the next day because
• 21:19
  there's zoning in on that, so they'll be like, let's go on another
• 21:22
  test drive to see if something was wrong for the day overnight. Yeah,
• 21:26
  I've had the craziest in the valley. But it was funny because we took
• 21:30
  two cars for a ride and it was because it's like a Ford fusion and
• 21:33
  then I forget the other one, but they were just like regular ass fucking
• 21:37
  nah dog. I saw that and I was like, I don't even want
• 21:40
  to be an a Ford, no disrespect, but m yeah, daily just
• 21:45
  yeah. But it was like we drove those and I was kind of just
• 21:48
  being quiet, Like I said, like my whole demeanor was like stoic,
• 21:52
  and I looked not scary, but I didn't look like I was happy to
• 21:55
  be there either. You know what I mean. Like, I was like,
• 21:56
  did you get a quick pump before you go win in there? No?
• 22:02
  I was not saying, did you work out a little bit of kids?
• 22:03
  Someone trying to hit on your girls the sundress you know, and be
• 22:06
  like, hey, full back up, that's happened before too. I'm like,
• 22:10
  people have hit on Natasha. He did not. He did not mention
• 22:11
  the sundress. Yeah I did. I did. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
• 22:17
  he listens to me, all right, he cares. How do you
• 22:19
  have a girlfriend and I don't. But no, by the way, everyone
• 22:29
  that girl he posted up with the kids face last time, that's his girlfriend.
• 22:32
  Dude, Hey you did good man? She is cute. Good for
• 22:34
  you. I'm I'm gonna post it on the Patreon so everybody could follow her.
• 22:40
  I screenshot at it, that's why. But show my girl was I
• 22:42
  looked that's her? That's her. Yeah, that's the one for him.
• 22:47
  Yeah. I was like how I was like, I could see him sucking
• 22:48
  this up. Hey baby, let me be a mistaken already. Okay,
• 22:56
  fuck my car story, what's going on? I'm invested in this. Yeah
• 23:00
  we could. Let's have a vote. Who wants to hear Xavier is a
• 23:03
  cheating story. Yeah, here's a little cheating story, all in favor,
• 23:11
  all right, Xavier, I just sucked up. But it's different. I
• 23:15
  just double booked. So today's hyper Birthday's celebration, and George asked me if
• 23:19
  I wanted to perform by the way I will be in Chula Vista today,
• 23:22
  Well, that shows you where priorities are. Bad. No, that's good,
• 23:26
  that's good. It was my bad. I don't buck. I'm just
• 23:29
  so used to saying yes to George without thinking you love George more than her
• 23:33
  love George. Are you getting paid? Yeah, I'm getting paid. Worth
• 23:38
  the pain to go all the way to Chula Vista. Always worth to pay
• 23:41
  to go to go performing fifteen dollars go a long way? Who sold out
• 23:45
  show? Yeah, but I'm making it up to her. I even know
• 23:47
  it's dog I got. Yeah, it's gonna. Well, you want me
• 23:48
  to post the fucking table the restaurant when I go next Saturday to see if
• 23:52
  I made up for it. He's a was like, yeah, no,
• 23:55
  no, no, I don't want to see I know I want to see
• 23:56
  it if any if any comes to the four digits. No, no,
• 24:00
  no, I was gonna say I don't want to see the receipt. I
• 24:03
  do, but no, no, I I think what matters the most we
• 24:07
  need that post coitus scruffled hair picture of her, like we need to see
• 24:12
  if she's genuinely satisfied at the end of the send a pick. But she's
• 24:18
  like she's like she's didna tell you. She's like the dispensiony owner would have
• 24:22
  never forgot my birthday. It would have worked on my birthday. Yeah,
• 24:26
  I would have had a stizzy limousine picked me up, fucking stizzy pod limousine.
• 24:30
  Yeah, bro, No, I think personally, I think he did
• 24:33
  the right thing because here's here's the thing, is that somebody said he's gonna
• 24:37
  take her to talknozzo. He's like, hey, Georgia are taking her dog.
• 24:48
  I can't take her twice to make up. Now you take her there,
• 24:49
  but then you wrap up that nine hundred dollars check. Yeah, it's
• 24:53
  like more like okay, how did it go though? Like how did how
• 24:57
  did that conversation go? That is what I want to here, Like some
• 25:00
  did you forgot? Did you forget that? You're just like you're like,
• 25:03
  hey, you know what, I'm not gonna be available? Sweak? You
• 25:06
  want to go with me to the show. And then she's like on my
• 25:07
  birthday or like, how did it happen? She was talking about her birthdays
• 25:11
  celebration. I was like, what's your birthday? Her birthday was Friday,
• 25:15
  but they're celebrating today. What did she do Friday? Little yacht party,
• 25:18
  activities with their family, dinner with her family. I don't know, did
• 25:22
  you go? Yeah? So Saturday the birthday celebration. Hanging out with tomorrow.
• 25:25
  But she had her birthday celebration on Saturday. There a little yacht party
• 25:27
  with all her friends and shit. And uh. She was like, I
• 25:32
  was like, are you there? H are you there? Oh? Y's
• 25:33
  today? Oh well I'm at my show. So she's gonna go to the
• 25:37
  yacht party with their friends friends. Yeah, the few friends going to be
• 25:41
  there, Like I didn't get invite in. Hey, man, if there's
• 25:44
  some other dudes in there, aletic Javier being confident enough. Man, all
• 25:47
  right, I gotta do my comedy show. But anyways, beside the point,
• 25:49
  then the plug be there. No, No, Jason loves that I'm
• 25:53
  pulling up. Jason Love shows up for him. Huh yeah for him.
• 26:00
  So we don't fuck my girl to watch. He's not gonna trying to watch
• 26:03
  try to Yeah, no, fuck Jason Love. He's cool but not in
• 26:06
  my was like, I'll pull it up to watch. Let me hang out
• 26:11
  on the closet and the Superman costume, that's all I ask. Yeah,
• 26:15
  But so she saw him about it and then she was like, you want
• 26:18
  to go? And I was like, yeah, that'd be dope to go.
• 26:19
  So I kind of say yeah, but without like really asking what day,
• 26:22
  you know, You're kind of like yeah, I'll go. And then
• 26:23
  George hits me up, damn food, do you know what? You know
• 26:26
  what? You know what? This was? This was her? Have you
• 26:27
  met her friends? All her friends are? I know? This was her
• 26:30
  Like she had talked to all her friends already. She's like, yeah,
• 26:33
  I'm introduced you guys to him. And then because and then this on the
• 26:37
  show, Yeah, they might lie rock in my life. This is a
• 26:42
  tough yeah. And then George hits me up, hey, fag you I
• 26:47
  need you. Yeah. It was like, my boy, I wanna do
• 26:49
  a show with that on some Juan fucking Saturday in True Levis. Then I'm
• 26:53
  like, hell, yeah, almost, I'm down down there, you know
• 26:56
  what, let's go to Patreon. I do want to hear the rest of
• 26:57
  the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got Yeah,
• 27:06
  I go to pay drive that. Yeah, go to fucking Patreon. It's
• 27:10
  five dollars, motherfucker's Yeah. Yeah, man, I got a car payment
• 27:12
  to pay for. Yeah, now that I know somebody, you guys are
• 27:15
  paying six fifty and twelve hundred for one hundred five dollars eight ship Yeah,
• 27:19
  dude, five bucks. This is the straight what is it? Two out
• 27:26
  to the chair? All right? So whatever, So George hits you up,
• 27:30
  George hits me up, and I'm like yeah, and then he's like,
• 27:33
  can you do a flyer? Making the flyer and I sent it to
• 27:37
  her, I was like, does this look good? Is everything? Like?
• 27:40
  This is how she found out you? Yeah, dogs getting if the
• 27:45
  flyer looks you know what centered because you know how you find that person?
• 27:48
  Yeah, you find the askings for and so she's kind of becoming it.
• 27:52
  So I'm like, cute, I made the fucking flyer and I was like,
• 27:56
  hey, every look good, and she said, for real, it's
• 27:57
  a joke, right, does she hit you up with that? Damn?
• 28:02
  I was like, what's a joke? Yeah, I'm doing comedy, but
• 28:03
  this ain't no joke, y'all equally, Oh my god, hold on,
• 28:07
  hold on. So you said you unbeknown Yeah, no, dog, I
• 28:11
  fucking said. I knew her birthday was Friday. I know, celebration on
• 28:14
  Saturday. If you might need to take it to Disney, then hey,
• 28:17
  let's do it. Let's go to thiss do honestly do you let me finish
• 28:22
  a few times? What I was gonna say is honestly, respectfully, I
• 28:29
  think you made the right choice, because it's one of those things. Man,
• 28:32
  It's like as soon as you start saying no to work, people just
• 28:36
  like subconsciously pick up on that shit. Fuck yeah, dude, they expect
• 28:40
  it all the time. I do agree with you what you mean, Like
• 28:41
  they expect you to always put it off. And it's like, hey,
• 28:44
  you know I had a career before you. It's not it's it's one of
• 28:45
  those it's like yeah, yeah, Like people do like expect you to put
• 28:49
  off like your work. But honestly, when it comes to like your craft,
• 28:53
  like you're you're like the work that you just can't go fucking put down
• 28:56
  an application against I'm serving this, like I right say, this is not
• 29:02
  the same, and it's one of those things. It's like even in my
• 29:04
  relationship with my wife, like we have our priorities with each other obviously,
• 29:10
  but also she knows that as soon as anything comes up, like show related
• 29:15
  anything, she always knows that that is going to be a priority. Because
• 29:19
  it's when you stop accepting gigs, it's when you start prioritizing other things that
• 29:26
  that work stops being available. And it's not so much that anybody's like looking
• 29:30
  at you with any kind of animosity for not being available, but because theTimes
• 29:36
  sometimes sometimes yeah, as I say, sometimes there's animosity, but like in
• 29:41
  a general sense, it's you know, like for me personally, I don't
• 29:45
  have the animosity towards a lot of people. But it is one of those
• 29:48
  if somebody isn't available on multiple occasions, but this guy's always ready to jump
• 29:52
  at it, I may prefer this person styling, but because of the inn
• 29:56
  predictability of their availability, I'm gonna always start going to that guy because he's
• 30:00
  always ready to go and eager. So it's one of those if you want
• 30:06
  your passion to take off, you do have to prioritize that, and it's
• 30:11
  one of those there's there are certain things that I would definitely, like with
• 30:14
  my wife and stuff, I'd be like, no, no, no,
• 30:15
  I cannot do this fucking show. Um, And it's like, you know,
• 30:19
  uh, the fifth you know, I'm not going to be here.
• 30:22
  I have to prioritize like my actual day job for that one. You know,
• 30:25
  throw them a bone. But ultimately I know that I will ninety five
• 30:30
  percent of the time always jump on a gig if if you know, if
• 30:33
  it falls in mine with everything else that I got going on. But yeah,
• 30:37
  yeah, can we read the comments there right now before you get what
• 30:41
  is it Jimmy Rodriguez. I mean somebody said food. They probably already know
• 30:51
  who this fool is. We're talking about the girls. Yeah, somebody's liked
• 31:00
  other pictures. Oh yeah, we just friended each other the other day.
• 31:04
  Yeah, you probably will be like, let's be real, you don't think
• 31:08
  I want to be on the yacht que girls begin you don't think I want
• 31:11
  to be on the yacht Come on dog girls in bikini? Like, yeah,
• 31:15
  you're choosing man, You're choosing man, choosing you're choosing man over women
• 31:21
  today, man Edwin song, Juan, you're being gay today, dude,
• 31:26
  super gay. Yeah, you're being super dangled the X to the fag is
• 31:30
  stands today, You jose, what is it you think about that? Over
• 31:34
  a fucking yacht for of women? What do you what if I tell George
• 31:38
  game for play? Imagine he's a dude. I can't go yacht full of
• 31:41
  women. Edie doesn't do him all the time. Yeah, but that's yeah,
• 31:45
  and you know, you know George would have Edie's his best friend.
• 31:48
  He has a better position than XG. That's what I'm saying. That's why
• 31:51
  you can get away with that bullshit. You hurt, You hurt the ones
• 31:56
  you love. What is it? All right? So fifth Prophet says,
• 32:00
  at least you're making money instead of cheating food. Yeah. Yeah, uh,
• 32:07
  he's gonna make money and cheat with when with this situation, we can't.
• 32:12
  I can't cheat dog, We're we're going on some day driving back.
• 32:16
  I thought you don't cheat? Oh damn, spend the night smart. Yeah,
• 32:21
  you want to come back to LA I live in Glendale. Jimmy Rodriguez.
• 32:24
  Either sheet deals with the problems of dating a comedian. Damn, I'm
• 32:31
  not wrong. I mean that makes that That's kind of my point is It's
• 32:35
  like, I mean, it depends what kind of problems too, bro.
• 32:37
  Like if you gotta like you're not like, you're not gonna make her put
• 32:39
  Like if you're like, hey, bitch, I can't stop cheating on you,
• 32:42
  like you don't want to stick, you don't want a good woman stick,
• 32:44
  come out, bro. Like, Also, I want to see that
• 32:45
  conversation, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, bitch, I can't
• 32:49
  stop cheating on you. That's okay, That's a real conversation people have,
• 32:52
  dog Yeah, while right guarantee, someone in the group chat has that conversation
• 32:58
  all the time with this this girl's just like, well, just don't do
• 33:00
  it. Cut that bitch free. That's exactly what I'm saying, Like if
• 33:06
  you also have to, like it depends what kind of problems, because sometimes
• 33:07
  you can keep somebody around, Like like I've had people at different places in
• 33:12
  my life where I'm like, I have this beautiful ass bird, but I'm
• 33:16
  keeping it in the cage and I just because I just don't have the time
• 33:20
  for it, you know what I means. So I'm just like, hey,
• 33:22
  man, I go make somebody else happy because I'm not done yet.
• 33:27
  I mean, good for you for having that self awareness. The I mean
• 33:30
  you know what the self awareness was, though it's hurting people and that like
• 33:34
  that, it's this like I'm I'm butture enough to understand that that was the
• 33:37
  lesson in those things, but it's like a lot of us go to that
• 33:42
  and hurt a lot of people. Bro Like I'm speaking for myself, of
• 33:45
  course, but it's very true. And then eventually you have that shift in
• 33:47
  your life where you're like, you know what, even if I even if
• 33:52
  I want, even if I wanted to be single, what time do I
• 33:53
  have to fucking actually date, like like you know, like or or and
• 33:57
  all this shit like it's it's a beautiful thing to have, mighty, that's
• 34:00
  down for you. So you start appreciating more at a different level of your
• 34:02
  life. But me, at at at a different point in my life when
• 34:06
  I had the I'm not convenience, but I guess the availability of just kind
• 34:09
  of our freedom to just really choose whatever I wanted. I heard a lot
• 34:15
  of people like for no reason, but that's how I learned where I'm like,
• 34:17
  well, I'm ready to just make a different, different shift in my
• 34:21
  life. I mean, I think I think I'm not laughing like fuck about
• 34:30
  but no, you know, I kind of feel like in this world,
• 34:32
  if you're not the bad guy every once in a while, you're not gonna
• 34:37
  be really good at being a good guy, you know what I mean.
• 34:38
  I think it's like, uh, like for me and Natasha, we've both
• 34:44
  been cheated on and have cheated on our partners in the past. So there's
• 34:49
  been like a couple of times, Like, she's never made me feel uncomfortable,
• 34:52
  but there's been a couple of times we've had friends that I was like,
• 34:53
  damn, that guy's handsome and charismatic and a lot more fun than I
• 34:58
  am. Like that makes me nervous. Not that she's like hanging on him
• 35:01
  or anything that makes me feel awkward, but you know, I got insecure,
• 35:06
  you know. And but the thing that helped me is that I know
• 35:09
  that she and I have both been on both ends of that and now what
• 35:14
  comes with it exactly. And so you know, it's like, like we
• 35:17
  have this one friend. His name is Will. He's a super sweetheart.
• 35:21
  I love him to death and I hope he moves back to be retarded.
• 35:22
  No, not at all. He's no, no, he's not like our
• 35:24
  Will. Uh, but he's this oh fuck yeah, put it out dude.
• 35:37
  Um, but no, I uh this this will uh yeah, he
• 35:39
  speaks perfect Dutch. Uh, he's blonde, he's a little bit taller than
• 35:45
  me. He's and it's one of those things, man, it's like easy
• 35:47
  to be intimidated. And like I remember when we first started hanging out with
• 35:51
  him, like him and Tash like got along well and and me and him
• 35:53
  did too, and I just remember being like, damn, she might be
• 35:57
  happier with him. But I mean that's like I think it's it's like everybody
• 36:04
  would have those kind of thoughts though it happens, but it's like not many
• 36:07
  people will admit it. I mean, it's a part of it. Bro.
• 36:09
  It's like I've had to deal with, um, like somebody hitting on
• 36:13
  trying to hit out your girlfriend while you're there, and you're just like and
• 36:15
  then you have to fight off the urge of like getting involved, and then
• 36:19
  but then you also have to be like, you know what, you got
• 36:20
  to see if your girl does the right thing. It's one of those at
• 36:22
  the end of you know what I'm saying, but not because you don't trust
• 36:27
  her. But it's just like, hey, bro, like it's not your
• 36:29
  keep doing what the fuck you're doing, you know what I mean, and
• 36:31
  just and just let it fucking play out, you know when it's time to
• 36:35
  step in, even though you already want to me To me, it's one
• 36:38
  of those you know, she and I have talked about this and we kind
• 36:42
  of explain it is like if we go out, we're really good at separating
• 36:45
  at events and like mingling with people in our own respect and with that,
• 36:50
  sometimes she gets hit on or whatever, and we always talk about it,
• 36:53
  where like we recognize that you get that that little fire in your stomach,
• 36:57
  you know, you get you get worked up and you're like, Okay,
• 37:00
  this just reminds me that I need to keep working hard to keep this.
• 37:04
  Not that she's gonna leave me for this schmuck, but like you gott always
• 37:07
  put an effort. The comment comment, the comment get off my law.
• 37:16
  I'm gonna use that one day. We'll just will Jay said, not full
• 37:21
  retard. You make me sorry. Hey, we should get like one of
• 37:35
  those, like one of those like downs in norm Foods on the show,
• 37:38
  like one of the Jason Rouses little fucking minions. Oh my god, Well
• 37:43
  that'd be cool to get him on the show, because that would be fucking
• 37:45
  hilarious name Nathan. Yeah, I think Nathan the listen to Tinfoil Hat,
• 37:50
  dude, Yeah, I swear to god, he's so Yeah Nathan Nathan comedy
• 37:53
  that's always on kill Tony he listened to Tinfoil Hat. There was a lot
• 37:57
  of those fools working in Florida. I mean, uh, and I'm sorry
• 38:00
  Den, Jared Nathan, you know April you know what was crazy I have
• 38:06
  I haven't even yeah him all the time. Yeah, he's fucking funny though.
• 38:15
  Listen to this Carmen Austin jokes all the time. I didn't drop that
• 38:23
  world like a fucking handy, you know, like it's like like a sentence
• 38:30
  filler. Yeah. Who is that Hour Stern? I don't know. He's
• 38:35
  on someone's podcast and he was just saying, how these always sat Yah.
• 38:38
  I saw that. I saw this clip. I saw this clip with THEO
• 38:42
  van recently. It was going to a viral and ever he posted it.
• 38:45
  It was funny. He was like, hey man, he was like,
• 38:46
  is it just me or like I went to the post office and I think
• 38:52
  this is the postal service. Like he's like giving your mail to black people
• 38:55
  and just hoping that it gets there. And I was, and then I
• 39:00
  started because us with Andrew Schultz, and I was just like, so true,
• 39:02
  because every time I go to the post office, I used to have
• 39:05
  that fucking that I used to I used to just hand it off and it
• 39:07
  used to be this fool. I'm like, if this food smells any or
• 39:10
  he thinks that there's any kind of button here, I'm sure he's brobbing my
• 39:14
  pack, you know what I mean? Because there was some foods. I
• 39:15
  was like, hey, I was like, why are you looking like little
• 39:17
  baby up in here? Down? I was like, you shouldn't be what
• 39:21
  happened to the older lady? They just loved this job in here? And
• 39:22
  then so like now when I go to the post office, Bro, I
• 39:25
  fucking every post office I go to, I always look at the entrance where
• 39:29
  the cars are parked at, and I parked next to the fucking cars because
• 39:30
  I already know where the stations at, and because I always go on BOLK.
• 39:34
  Even if they look at me weird, They're just like, what do
• 39:36
  you hear? I was like, I'm dropping off BOLK. I never I
• 39:37
  don't never go to the front. No more fuck that, bro. I
• 39:40
  like to I like to make sure that it goes in the big container that
• 39:43
  gets picked up right after with them by the truck. That's fair. I
• 39:46
  haven't. I'm pretty grateful. I've not had a whole lot of male trouble
• 39:52
  female trouble. On the other hand, female what I was just making a
• 39:57
  dumb joke. I was like at the post office, like, how do
• 39:59
  you got female trouble with the bulls? Male? Female? It was a
• 40:01
  bad joke. It you guys, you guys watch you guys watch that MLOs
• 40:07
  history that happened yesterday. No, we were focused on making this podcast better
• 40:13
  history. I wanted to. I was buying a car. I fucking stop
• 40:16
  my fucking stuff from just even snapping, and I was just like food like
• 40:21
  because I was really I was knew, I knew something was like, dude,
• 40:22
  someone's gonna say something about what EXT just said. No, but we
• 40:27
  I think I felt it was more powerful. I love soccer. For once,
• 40:30
  I thought we were back in the Yeah, but we were talking about
• 40:32
  the fucking podcast. You who. I was watching that game. Yeah it
• 40:36
  was on History, dude, it was big. What happened? What happened?
• 40:40
  Like we yesterday in the threat Did you not see stupid comments esterday?
• 40:44
  When we were talking. We're like, hey, I was in the middle
• 40:45
  of the car stuff. But do you responded? You know what I mean?
• 40:46
  Like I responded real quick that one. Why aren't you mad at for
• 40:50
  not paying supermatically? Okay, but just giving everybody a little heads up rural
• 40:53
  history has happened. If y'all have you're buying TV, be nice for you
• 40:55
  to click. He's like, we're all we're all fucking talking about ideas and
• 41:00
  stuff. And then he's like, yeah, Messi's fucking player right now in
• 41:01
  the middle of like if we're like, hey, what do you think are
• 41:04
  some ideas that we should do to get more views or something like that or
• 41:07
  just make everything pop off, And then he's like, yeah, Messy's playing
• 41:08
  right now. It's like fucking history and all this stuff. And I was
• 41:12
  get him on the show, yeah, and I was, and I was
• 41:14
  just like, man, dude, like I wanted to responsible back usually like
• 41:16
  how I would, but I was just I just didn't even have it in
• 41:19
  me where I was just like, I feel it's more powerful to just ignore
• 41:21
  him because he's stupid. But it's great as while I was like signing off
• 41:25
  on all that paper and I think I just going No, I feel with
• 41:29
  you, but I really wanted I really wanted everybody in that chat room to
• 41:31
  know that something cool was happening. Since y'all live soccer, what happened?
• 41:35
  Better? Just text you separately. I just thought, yo, quick little
• 41:37
  comment. I feel buy TV here it is. I understand it felt very
• 41:39
  out of place, but we were having a serious conversation about business. And
• 41:44
  all I have to say is mess playing guys debut. It's crazy legidation.
• 41:49
  So I'm gonna just gonna next time, I'm like, next time there's a
• 41:51
  big in depth chat, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do a similar thing.
• 41:53
  I'll be like, hey, guys, I got a fucking toilet paper
• 41:57
  on sale with Costco right Now's wild? Anyways, I don't know, but
• 42:00
  if y'all didn't watch, it was He says. The game felt scripted,
• 42:05
  It did felt scripted, it felt it felt not scripted. Dog but comes
• 42:10
  in killing it dog first twenty minutes, Bro, it looks like their defense
• 42:17
  sucks. Yeah, they're dog shit. They're dog shit, and they's dog
• 42:21
  shit. And then during that second half it starts to even out, and
• 42:25
  then halftime comes in. No no, no, no, no, uh
• 42:30
  custom scores. So there're one zero a halftime. Then Messi comes in,
• 42:31
  Doc. You can hear everybody number they as Massy was just cheering. Bro
• 42:36
  Spoke comes in. That's y'all know I love Christano, but that's not gonna
• 42:43
  be That's just gonna be a wake up call with fucking all the LAFCA cheers
• 42:45
  when we see Messi over there, and I was like supposed to be for
• 42:47
  me. I wanted to go, man, you know what I want to
• 42:52
  man, I wish I can go to that game, just like I say,
• 42:54
  fuck you Messy. Yeah, I'm not a huge Messy fan, but
• 43:00
  done. God, what do you mean you're the one that texting is yesterday
• 43:02
  about. It doesn't mean I don't watch history and I don't appreciate one of
• 43:07
  the goats. I just don't like him. For my reason, I just
• 43:09
  can't love. I can't love. Yeah, he's better than y'all. Yeah
• 43:13
  and yeah, and every Mexican will always fucking sucking Argentina and Message day.
• 43:16
  But when they play us, they don't love us back. They always gotta
• 43:20
  he qualify us, get us out of the World Cup. You start fighting,
• 43:25
  well, dude, So it's one zero it's one one zero, and
• 43:30
  then I don't know who's scoring on inswe because I don't know there's players,
• 43:34
  and then there's one one and then it's in this but weird as copa where
• 43:38
  if they tie one one they have to go to penalties. Right after thirty
• 43:40
  two U thirty two one, we're in it two yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 43:45
  it's that one. There's no times thirty two league or something like that.
• 43:47
  Like I don't know, but like LAFC is in the two, but
• 43:52
  I'm like, oh, let's tire out our players more. Yeah, he's
• 43:54
  not feeling it. But the rule, the new rule is there is if
• 43:58
  you win, you get three points. If you tie, you get one.
• 44:00
  There's no tying, so then whoever wins the shootout gets one point,
• 44:05
  so you walk out with two points no matter what. Bro. It's like
• 44:07
  it's like they're trying to implement all these cups on the side for more money,
• 44:09
  like for more gambling, because gambling is like the highest shit ever right
• 44:13
  now. But all what I'm saying is like they even do it in the
• 44:15
  NBA, and people are not fucking with it. In the NBA, you
• 44:17
  know how they try to have like little leagues on the side. They just
• 44:20
  did not happen, the tires out the players for the rest of the season.
• 44:22
  I agree that those are so then it's one one. There's literally the
• 44:29
  last minute, dog, I'm not lying. Last minute someone hurts it was
• 44:31
  a nice goal, dude, corlossal, Like, I'm not even gonna hate.
• 44:36
  It couldn't be more square if the world was scripted. It's like,
• 44:38
  well someone said I didn't say this, but someone said, uh yeah,
• 44:42
  why can't you be happy? God's favorite book it's soccer? His favorite chapter's
• 44:46
  messy was pretty dog dog. I heard that, dog, and I was
• 44:52
  like, whoa, because that's exactly That's exactly why can't you be happy that
• 44:57
  you you guys just won the fucking Gold Cup, but the fun did you
• 45:00
  just be happy with that? I am? That doesn't dude, it was
• 45:02
  MESSI came through for into Holy crap, is scripted as scripted as it compete?
• 45:08
  Folla better start playing like how he's fucking supposedly is ranked the way he's
• 45:12
  supposed to be ranked. I'm like, like, now that he had the
• 45:15
  pressures on, bro, like, if you don't bring the heat, because
• 45:16
  I know he don't play like he like he like he shouldn't just because he
• 45:20
  don't care about it. Bro, I saw this whole video on like how
• 45:22
  this fool don't care about soccer. It's not even his favorite sport. He
• 45:25
  came out here to try to watch the lake us. He came out here.
• 45:29
  He came out here to not cheat on his wife, you know what
• 45:30
  I mean? Like straight up, bro, Like I saw this whole fucking
• 45:34
  video on this play from Mexico. He won't play for Mexico. Yeah,
• 45:37
  like like straight up, and and he was ranked one of the most top
• 45:40
  fucking prodigies in soccer or like that's where he's such a big deal. But
• 45:45
  the fact that this fool doesn't really him like this ship, he's just there
• 45:46
  because he's actually good. I might imagine if you really love the sport and
• 45:50
  he tried. Damn. I kind of like the fact that he hates it,
• 45:52
  though. That's time you're one of those fools. I'm one of the
• 45:55
  people that's like literally just plays because he's good. He literally did. He
• 46:00
  really doesn't even prediction that's just gonna win the Cup in two years ark my
• 46:04
  words, Like let's cup. Yeah, dude, even the players the second
• 46:08
  you got on the field, all the other players were better, Doc,
• 46:10
  because he's on the field. You have to step the game up. Dog.
• 46:14
  Everybody, the whole game, even the CUSI suit players. The second
• 46:15
  you got on the field, everybody just started touching better. I'm saying I,
• 46:20
  I kind of I'm gonna make sure. I don't know. I'm trying
• 46:22
  to get extra tickets for that day. What day is that? For?
• 46:25
  The for the Amy game? I have to you're not gonna consider setting him
• 46:30
  anymore? Well, I mean I haven't. I haven't heard back from from
• 46:31
  this. I want to drop three bills. I wanted to drop three bills
• 46:36
  for a rape. I can drop three bills for fucking for me to yell
• 46:38
  at MESSI that he's a fucking bin hey, fuck him. Yeah. Wise,
• 46:45
  sport wise, sport wise, all this sport and soccer talking. You
• 46:49
  know what we haven't mentioned at all? But the Female World Cup? Is
• 46:53
  that happening? Damn damn, I'm not gonna rock the man. Guys said
• 47:00
  that made Can we just talk real fast? XG is on his feminist Game
• 47:07
  Today pre show, defending women, recognizing whatever you just said, what world
• 47:14
  women? Women's wild cut? But uh, and then you know, flaunting
• 47:17
  them nice titties. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. By the way, if
• 47:20
  you want to see these titties, my baby Mama's titties, they are on
• 47:22
  her website. Yeah you can't, dude, Tommy did some great preening because
• 47:29
  you can actually see it their peers. I think she I think they were
• 47:32
  hard when she took a picture. I can't like, no, no fluffer.
• 47:37
  You can get this at fucking Chili Millie shop and put some chili on
• 47:42
  it. Yeah. She also got her new pins in which I don't know.
• 47:46
  Oh, I did see the lips another man, she did a butthole
• 47:54
  piss remember, Yeah, you know what, good for you? Chill?
• 48:00
  They put them all out there. It's a bleached hole. It is bleached.
• 48:04
  Good for them. Get that dude staying out of there. I mean,
• 48:10
  I don't imagine any It probably burns. Yeah you just if I got
• 48:15
  sumburned out there in Colorado. Yeah, yeah, like I got like I
• 48:17
  was as I was to the sun. Well, how do you even know?
• 48:22
  We clsure to the sun. You're at the highest elevation. Let me
• 48:25
  know what. The liquor hit you harder, they say it's supposed to.
• 48:30
  I've gotten black out out there off nothing really, I was. I have
• 48:35
  a story for y'all, but I was drinking like a motherfucker. But um
• 48:39
  no, it was actually pretty cool. Brother. The city of Colorado is
• 48:42
  a great I mean the city of Colorado, the city of Denver, and
• 48:45
  the state of Colorado is a great place. Um the airport kind of sucks,
• 48:49
  but for the most part, people were friendly. It's a great place.
• 48:51
  Did you want to raise a family? I got. I went to
• 48:52
  this restaurant called Show Me Yours that has been there since nineteen o seven.
• 48:57
  Fucking great, bro. I wait, I happen to show up there.
• 48:59
  I'm rib night and it was fucking crazy, bro, big fat, juicy,
• 49:04
  Oh my god, bro, like Barts would be mad. So they
• 49:07
  showed you meet Oh yeah, they game. They showed me some meat.
• 49:09
  What did you have to show them the check? You know, to the
• 49:15
  check. But yeah, so I went there. I happened to check out
• 49:20
  their uh their zoo. Oh yeah you said that. How was the zoo?
• 49:23
  The zoo was pretty cool. Their animals were actually pretty happy. Can
• 49:28
  we go to the San Diego Zoo or something sometime? Like? I think
• 49:30
  me, before I even say anything, let me say what she's going to
• 49:34
  say. We're fucking gay. We shouldn't go. The animals weren't even happy.
• 49:37
  I'm gay. Yeah, I'm like, I don't think a lot of
• 49:40
  animals should be in the zoo, but we can go. I agree.
• 49:44
  I agree, Yeah, I definitely think that. I think we're I think
• 49:46
  there's a thing called four K where we don't need to have a fucking elephant
• 49:51
  in the zoo. We can watch it on TV your kid. Back then,
• 49:52
  I used to understand. Back then, it's different than when you see
• 49:54
  it in person. They had six elephants there bro in that place, and
• 49:59
  they were like being happy, showering, fucking and shit, that's what they
• 50:01
  show you. I saw it myself. Elephant was happy as shit. Elephant
• 50:06
  looked at the zone, was like, did it tell you zone? Don't
• 50:09
  worry about hey, you know it's you don't know, dude, you know
• 50:12
  how much because it doesn't know what happy is. They have such a They
• 50:15
  had a big gass encampment for these fools dogs like this should just just doesn't
• 50:22
  matter as much as I would agree with you X, but it would be
• 50:27
  nice not to go all the way to Asia or all the way to Africa
• 50:34
  or Siberia to see a fucking tiger. Yeah, why do you need to?
• 50:37
  Because so I know it's real, there's four games, it's it's in
• 50:42
  my best interest. You're going to chew La Vista over a yacht party?
• 50:49
  What for? What do I sound like me comparing animals to females? So
• 50:57
  oh fuck I fucked up? But no, yeah no, the Rock was
• 51:04
  like, ah no, just keep going. I'm not mad. I'm just
• 51:10
  disappointed. It was fucking needed for this, you go. But yeah,
• 51:15
  but nonetheless, these animals, bro, they you know why that zoo is
• 51:20
  fucking important. They saved six species that fucking you would only see there because
• 51:24
  they've actually been the only zoo for them to thrive. They had like literally
• 51:28
  probably one of the best fucking zoos I've ever been to. That's what I
• 51:30
  was gonna say, is I think that Like, Okay, I didn't even
• 51:34
  know there was a green mamba. I was like, I was like,
• 51:36
  what the fuck? I didn't know that? Yeah, like apparently it's very
• 51:39
  rare and they it's one of the few suses that and it's probably more poisonous
• 51:44
  than the black mamba. I was like, what, all right, but
• 51:46
  no, it's one of those. It's it's okay. So like I remember
• 51:52
  c World growing up, and like the whales and ship and those orcas like
• 51:55
  Shammoo and all them were mad, depressed, and you could tell in going
• 52:00
  to a zoo with a reputable, you know, operation that takes care of
• 52:06
  their animals at least is a little better because I think there is something about
• 52:08
  preserving life, you know, because there are certain animals like they're just struggling
• 52:13
  in the wild. I feel that La Zoo doesn't like everybody. If you
• 52:15
  go to the La Zoo, it's not the best experience. They don't pay
• 52:17
  their pad, they don't have enough faculty there to actually establish the animals.
• 52:21
  They know they need more room, but they have animals that need way more
• 52:23
  room the zoo that I went there, Like I've been to several zoos,
• 52:27
  the Santa Barbara Zoo, great fucking zoo. Animals happiest fuck they got enough
• 52:30
  space, you know what I mean. Then Denver Zoo great as well too.
• 52:36
  It's like literally like a lion was out being active, Elephants were out
• 52:39
  there rolling around, fucking showering, eating some fucking grass. It was cool,
• 52:44
  like at least from my observed my observation, Like I've been to the
• 52:46
  Lazo when I see some animals where I was like, hey, for you
• 52:49
  just look depressed. Dog like the ranging tangs at the La Zoo look fucking
• 52:53
  depressed. The ones I saw yesterday's motherfuckers were just like yo exercising and shit.
• 52:59
  I was like, it was a it was a great place, like
• 53:00
  to from what from what I saw. And then aside from that, the
• 53:04
  great food is great that they're like breakfast cocktail is great. Shout Outside Hill
• 53:07
  for their symphony out there. We got great seats. No, every restaurant
• 53:14
  out there has breakfast cocktail menu, like literally with a like Irish coffee hot
• 53:19
  or shot. Yeah, like we're hot toddy. No I didn't. I
• 53:23
  did not. I had. I had Irish coffee. We shouldn't get should
• 53:28
  make hot toddies one day. Wednesday, we're making hot tiddies. Alright,
• 53:30
  Wednesday. You canna go to the twenty fifth show San Diego. It's on
• 53:35
  Tuesday. I was thinking about it, but I was like, I heard
• 53:37
  there's also gonna be one in Nashville, So I'm like, you're gonna go
• 53:40
  to Nashville. I wanted Nashville. I like to start. I was a
• 53:45
  party city. I kind of like traveling bro. Like, it's like I
• 53:46
  really I really starting to enjoy it. Are they gonna do any of those
• 53:50
  shows here in La Yes? Yeah, San Diego next Tuesday. That's not
• 53:53
  like in Los Angeles. Yeah yeah when it's soon to be the term Yeah,
• 54:00
  okay, can I come to that? Yeah? I could see what
• 54:01
  it okay because as I said the twenty fifth, I have a tattoo appointment.
• 54:05
  So are you gonna get h what would you say? The car?
• 54:13
  No? Uh? Jolliver watched The Grim Adventures a billion Mandy, Yeah,
• 54:17
  I'm getting Grim. Yeah, I'm pretty excited. There's this a tattoo artist.
• 54:22
  Looker up, dude. Her ship is impeccable. Her name is Kathleen
• 54:27
  Sanders with a K. She does work up in in in a studio city
• 54:31
  right by where I live. But like her fucking nineties and early two thousands,
• 54:37
  like cartoon game is on point, dude, Like Batman, the animated
• 54:42
  series hits it perfect. She could probably do like Ape Simpson one hundred percent.
• 54:45
  She's done a bunch of dope Simpson ship like, And it's funny because
• 54:50
  like we we found her a couple of years ago and start following her and
• 54:52
  I've been trying to get an appointment for a while now. And uh,
• 54:55
  if you look at her her Instagram, you can see that right before COVID
• 55:00
  she was only painting. So during quarantine she started ordering those fake skins and
• 55:06
  kind of like figuring out how to do tattoos. And now she's easily one
• 55:09
  of the best people I've ever seen. Somebody somebody in the chat room,
• 55:13
  I mean I want I'll check her out though, I mean, I definitely
• 55:15
  want to see went through you get some work because I have been. I've
• 55:16
  been looking to get some more stuff done um there, or just get some
• 55:21
  shit finished. But somebody in the chat room said, X, she has
• 55:23
  to respect women now that they helped them fight that guy the other day.
• 55:30
  I could. I did. No, I didn't need the help, but
• 55:34
  it was needed. Can I hear this story? I actually didn't ask or
• 55:36
  anything. Or is this something you don't want to talk about? He talked
• 55:37
  about it last time whole hour? What are you talking about the last time
• 55:42
  you might have talked about it when it wasn't wasn't the day I was on
• 55:45
  edibles. But the day I was on edibles, that day time was going
• 55:49
  by slow. Dude, me me fighting that fool out. Yeah, so
• 55:53
  yeah, I heard, uh, I heard that. It was like a
• 55:59
  shitty situation. Were dude beats women? Yeah yeah, I mean he didn't.
• 56:02
  I didn't see your beater. But he pulled her down the mic exavier,
• 56:06
  He pulled her by the hair. Yeah, oh like the wrestler though,
• 56:09
  Like a wrestler picks up somebody like, look, you're a bit to
• 56:12
  see that's bigger than me. So I kind of kind of already exagor is
• 56:16
  like I popped the can of spinish, but I didn't work. Yeah yeah,
• 56:22
  falls drinking that got this too. I thought that was gonna work.
• 56:24
  And then I already had a couple of jiu jitsu lessons under me, so
• 56:27
  I was like I got this hell yeah, no, no, he kicked
• 56:30
  a little bit for a little bit, and then is the bite mark?
• 56:32
  At one point the grocers jumped in like I'm not I didn't need it,
• 56:36
  but is the bite mark? Gun? Yeah damn, he gave you a
• 56:42
  hickey. That's tight. He bit me. That's pretty hot. So so
• 56:45
  this full sounds like you were voted boy fighting, hair pulling, fucking nicky.
• 56:52
  Yeah damn. A girl jumped in even Yeah, tell a threes turned
• 56:58
  into a foursome. No, but good on you, man, it's a
• 57:01
  you know, fights are scary. See why didn't that get recorded? Get
• 57:05
  my allegations recorded, but not this ship. Hey hey it's on tap.
• 57:08
  But we got you and we're all praising. I have recorded your innocence,
• 57:12
  Bro, I hope I don't want to jump in instead of record what he
• 57:15
  does. Would have done in that moment, I probably would have helped you
• 57:17
  out. Bro. If I saw getting your ass kicked, I was like,
• 57:19
  all right, actually get a black guy for the show. For the
• 57:22
  show, No, I said, Okay, he's gotta be Yeah, he's
• 57:28
  gotta he's gotta come here and do We don't suppoke this in much about black.
• 57:30
  I serve you well for your comedy. Yeah, it makes me look
• 57:35
  like a piece of I mean also, I don't know, maybe like you
• 57:37
  start saying, girl comics beat you up? What? Uh you can't be?
• 57:45
  I mean that's intense, though, Man, good for you. That's
• 57:46
  a lot to stand up for that ship. I don't know. It's like
• 57:49
  physical violences, you know, you know, the same weight class. It's
• 57:54
  one of those like I know I'm in shape, but I don't like getting
• 57:57
  fights. Yeah, I mean, is it your heart goes, your heart
• 58:00
  gets pumping and panic. I don't panic, but I just I don't.
• 58:07
  I don't like hurting people physically. Like it's one of those like I've taken
• 58:12
  like enough like training and stuff like that I don't like doing. I don't
• 58:15
  like doing it because then I'm like, all right, this is a great
• 58:17
  chance for this person to pay for everything else that's bothering me. Take it
• 58:22
  all out. Yeah, Like that's because I'm like, you've made me reach
• 58:27
  a certain level of adrenaline that I did not need to have running through my
• 58:30
  body. Now, now that I have this kind of energy, everything that's
• 58:34
  been bothering me seems like it could be released right here. You see,
• 58:37
  that is a valid I think about it. You know what would have done
• 58:40
  He would have watched the fight go down because he's like, I don't know
• 58:44
  their homies, That's what he would have said, he's homies in between this
• 58:46
  bob. He would have pulled out the phone, and the second it got
• 58:50
  real, he would have ground his gonna goes. Everybody would have pulled back,
• 58:54
  and then he was like, all right, all right, you got
• 58:57
  you guys, got a chill. You need to go on the fuck home
• 58:59
  and you gotta go joint, go drink out the guy to shut the buck
• 59:02
  up. You did good, but chill out the exactly he would have recorded
• 59:10
  for a little bit and then just go. Yeah, the whole family would
• 59:15
  in front would and I came out. That shit would have been stopped.
• 59:16
  That would have been a like food. This was illegal. We camp.
• 59:20
  The cops called. Yeah the day, I'm not about to have good Deale
• 59:23
  PD called over here. I was like giving Mexicans to plan deal a bad
• 59:27
  name. It's not even a lot of us in here. What that guy?
• 59:31
  She's still with that guy? Would? I ran, no, Oh
• 59:37
  my god, whatever, all right, so you guys know, you guys
• 59:38
  know how I went to the fair. I got a room, right,
• 59:42
  so I was. I got wasted. But when I'm at the fair Wednesday,
• 59:46
  it's back first day of school, all right. It's I'm there and
• 59:51
  I've been drinking like pregaming, got on everything. And then uh, guess
• 59:54
  why, I run into this guy them together, Oh oh my god,
• 1:00:01
  with their other homies. And then I walk out the bathroom. I walk
• 1:00:06
  out the bathroom and then I see see him. That's a small fair dude.
• 1:00:09
  Yeah, and I see him and then I see another homie of mind
• 1:00:13
  that I know, and he says what's up? And then I just go
• 1:00:15
  like this to both of them, and I'm just like, fuck you guys.
• 1:00:17
  So I just walk over here and I'm chilling and I got like and
• 1:00:20
  I got myself like I'm buying. I'm like, I got my I got
• 1:00:23
  a fall behind me, just in casey like comes at me from behind and
• 1:00:25
  I see him coming towards me, like, can we talk da talk about?
• 1:00:32
  What? How you hit? Women? Girls? Cool? Not cool
• 1:00:37
  with it? But I don't know dick, And I was just like,
• 1:00:38
  y'all, he's like bullshit. He's like his girl obviously likes it, but
• 1:00:43
  I'm not gonna beef it though. I was just like, yeah, imagine,
• 1:00:45
  imagine cordial, like you know, I'm not I respect. I respect
• 1:00:47
  being cordial enough to like get by, but I'd be like, what do
• 1:00:51
  you want to talk about? Like what is there to talk about? He
• 1:00:53
  just wanted you wanted to He wanted to just just establish the can we just
• 1:00:58
  drop the animosity I deserve to get punch that day type of conversation? Yeah
• 1:01:00
  he did. Yeah, yeah, but if that's your motherfucker is not like
• 1:01:04
  that's his first time yank obviously No, Yeah, because obviously she's like he
• 1:01:07
  was ready, he was ready to fucking go matro Man owner. Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  I mean, like I said, like, I'm just cording with them because
• 1:01:15
  he comes around a lot where he's just trying to be like, Yo,
• 1:01:17
  I respect you for taking a high road, but I definitely I he's not
• 1:01:22
  gonna fucking fight him. I'm not gonna find him like, I'm not gonna
• 1:01:24
  wait smaller than it's time. His girlfriends is gonna beat me up now,
• 1:01:29
  I man, you probably just need not hang out with either of those people.
• 1:01:31
  That's exactly what Bill with me told them. Yeah, but it's well,
• 1:01:36
  you can't hang out with people. I mean who like got you to
• 1:01:37
  like separate a fight and not only that kind of sort of got beaten up
• 1:01:42
  for it. You get beat up, but you know you got bit.
• 1:01:45
  Yeah, I'd be like, motherfucker, you want to talk about how you
• 1:01:46
  ticen me? Yeah? What the I wander agree Like, I'm just like
• 1:01:50
  I'm cool with it, Like I'm not trying to hang out with the black
• 1:01:52
  the way you saw Hi, you should have been like my girlfriend saw this.
• 1:01:55
  We saw him we ran into the fair. Did you know that we're
• 1:01:59
  going to be there? No, don't be even I was like, what
• 1:02:01
  are the chances though? So what did y'all talk about? It was just
• 1:02:07
  tea like sometimes I like to hit her in my bed, disrespected my pad,
• 1:02:10
  and I wasn't in the wrong. He He was like, I'm sorry
• 1:02:14
  I tried to beat the shit out of my girlfriend in your house. I
• 1:02:16
  forgot I was one of him. He didn't pour by the heir. He
• 1:02:20
  says he pulled her by the back. So and she says she pulled him
• 1:02:22
  by her back to king aching a bitch. That's not what I saw.
• 1:02:27
  That's what I'm saying. That's not what I saw. I reacted to what
• 1:02:29
  I saw. I might be wrong. I don't think i'm wrong. I'm
• 1:02:30
  staying by my by my ground. Did you have if he's a or drinking,
• 1:02:35
  that's anthing. Well, if he's coming to you to apologize, he
• 1:02:37
  clearly did worse than he's saying. Yeah, I mean he shouldn't have pulled
• 1:02:42
  her by the back anyways. Is what I'm trying to yanking anybody exactly what
• 1:02:45
  I'm trying to say that I was. I kept talking, telling him.
• 1:02:46
  But I mean, I guess the bag makes it a little better, which
• 1:02:49
  to me, it really doesn't. But I guess it's kind of a little
• 1:02:52
  better. I might understand. Yeah, I mean it doesn't, but you
• 1:02:55
  shoot somebody's okay, statue of limitation. So statue of limitations seven years uh
• 1:03:04
  that season, those all those limitations I do because I had to actually get
• 1:03:07
  brace for some shit. Well, when I stole that laptop from that you
• 1:03:13
  stole something. This is like, oh, you know, you're incriminating yourself
• 1:03:15
  right now, right, that's happened eleven years ago. You should call your
• 1:03:19
  lawyer right now. This happened eleven years ago. We're good, al I
• 1:03:22
  already live in Marx. Also, I stole this ship from a lawyer's daughter,
• 1:03:25
  so if he really wanted to get me, I would have been got
• 1:03:28
  a story. All right, you sound mad? Wh Why are you seeing
• 1:03:30
  shit? Yeah, because you're accusing him of something. Oh I'm not mad.
• 1:03:34
  No, I definitely due, okay, but no, I uh yeah,
• 1:03:42
  when I was on tour, I feel like I've told this story when
• 1:03:44
  I was on tour with Imagine Dragons and all Nation. Um, you stole
• 1:03:49
  something while you were on tour with them. Yeah, I thought you were
• 1:03:52
  gonna be twelve. When I was fourteen, I stole a laptop because nobody
• 1:03:54
  that was twenty six. Um, what were your friends like? Oh,
• 1:03:59
  that's why I did it, because they're shitty. I was working for this
• 1:04:01
  like really bad. Like he's a good rapper, but he's a piece of
• 1:04:04
  shit person. Um. But huh, little, who are you saying?
• 1:04:13
  No, I ain't gonna say this fool's name. He don't deserve any shine.
• 1:04:15
  Um. But uh, I was working for him and it was one
• 1:04:18
  of those man like he played a lot of mental games, so he always
• 1:04:21
  made me feel real self conscious and shit like that. And we went to
• 1:04:25
  these people's house, these two girls, and he and the drummer were hooking
• 1:04:28
  up with these girls. Something went awry and I'm like laying down on the
• 1:04:30
  couch cozy by myself and all of a sudden, like fuck these bitches rock
• 1:04:34
  were going fuck them, fuck them. I was like, I packed up
• 1:04:38
  my ship and I was like, saw a laptop sitting there, and I
• 1:04:40
  was like, they'll think this is funny. So I snacked because I'm looking.
• 1:04:45
  I'm also very drunk um and so like, and when I get when
• 1:04:49
  I get drunk, I get rowdy, and I just do dumb shit,
• 1:04:51
  dude, Like, I actually got a really good story about Aspen and how
• 1:04:56
  the altitude sucked me up at the Winter X Games. But um uh so
• 1:05:00
  those three name drops in that one story, hey man, keep baby keeps
• 1:05:03
  you and you didn't want to name though the rapper name like something someone huge.
• 1:05:12
  He's not designer, probably just a lame um but no. Uh anyway,
• 1:05:19
  So yeah, I steal the laptop. I come running. I dent
• 1:05:23
  to the fucking door of the van because I'm giggling running, I lose my
• 1:05:26
  footing, so I just like shoulder check the shit out of the van.
• 1:05:28
  We drive off, and that I throwed out the window because like, I
• 1:05:30
  don't need the laptop. I got my own. And also know like Apple
• 1:05:32
  tracing and all this ship. You threw it out the window, yeah,
• 1:05:35
  and then come to break it. Yeah. And then we get a call
• 1:05:41
  the next day from our manager, who at the time was the manager for
• 1:05:45
  a Weell Nation as well. He's like, hey, fellas, did you
• 1:05:48
  uh did you take something like no? Like okay, Well, y'all were
• 1:05:55
  at the daughter of the main lawyer for Cage the Elephant's house, last night
• 1:06:00
  and her laptop is missing, and so we just denied it up and down.
• 1:06:04
  I kept that secret with me for a long time. And then I
• 1:06:08
  ran into they they never found the laptop. Nah, I don't know.
• 1:06:13
  I'm just asking, nah, they never found that ship. And then and
• 1:06:15
  then fast forward to last year, I'm at an event and the guy who's
• 1:06:23
  like the main booker there's also a manager for this rapper and he's like fucking
• 1:06:27
  drunk off his ass one night and he just looks at me and he just
• 1:06:30
  like, hey, man, did you steal that fucking laptop? And I
• 1:06:33
  didn't deny it. I immediately was just like, yeah, yeah, I
• 1:06:36
  haven't thought about it in a long time, but yes I did do that.
• 1:06:40
  Why And he goes, why did you do it? And I explained
• 1:06:42
  that I was, you know, trying to make the guys feel better after
• 1:06:45
  they got turned down by these girls or whatever happened with them. I was
• 1:06:47
  just trying to impress him. And I was like kind of desperate to impresses
• 1:06:50
  dude because he was always putting me down. It's a real toxic relationship.
• 1:06:55
  And uh, you know, I explained this to him and he was like,
• 1:06:58
  Okay, well would you be down to go like apologize. Sometimes I
• 1:07:00
  was like sure, man, but like I'm poor, so you know,
• 1:07:05
  this guy can't get anything out of me. And also we're past the statue
• 1:07:09
  limitations so he can't press charges. So like, sure, I'll go apologize,
• 1:07:12
  but like, yeah, whatever the fuck that's worth to anybody, And
• 1:07:15
  then nothing ever came of it. I saw a guy, you know,
• 1:07:17
  a week later, and he's like, yeah, sorry, I was drunk.
• 1:07:19
  I was really emotional. I was like, well, way to make
• 1:07:24
  me fucking on edge for a week thinking I gotta go, you know,
• 1:07:28
  apologize, Yeah, apologize. This dude just be like, hey, sorry,
• 1:07:31
  I took your idiot daughter's laptop. My friends at the time sucked ass,
• 1:07:35
  and I was just trying to impress them Whole Can's fifty four rock,
• 1:07:40
  just dropping names like x he drops his standards, you know. I mean,
• 1:07:48
  it's it's it's good for uh, it's the elephant. That's pretty fucking
• 1:07:54
  cool to be pissing off their main lawyer, real type hunter Biden's laptop.
• 1:08:02
  But like that was that was the time where I got like blackout almost blackout
• 1:08:05
  and did some dumb shit and then I did blackout real heavy and ASP and
• 1:08:10
  working for the same rapper. We go to the Winter X Games in twenty
• 1:08:14
  thirteen. Oh, I'll just show you guys later. It's dude, he's
• 1:08:30
  so huge. Dude, that's so jealous. You used to work with him.
• 1:08:36
  Shut the fuck up, you no wonder you want to tell the people
• 1:08:40
  that's another huge name drop. I feel you wrong. No, No,
• 1:08:43
  this guy's trash and I'm glad he's found his glass ceiling that he can't break
• 1:08:47
  through. I was hoping it was Kanye. Oh man, I'd be talking
• 1:08:50
  all about that if that was the case. I mean, like you kidding
• 1:08:53
  me? Sign an Na. We don't know, but nah, but yeah,
• 1:08:57
  we went and did the Winter X Games. I took two shots and
• 1:08:59
  a year and I'm in the middle of a DJ said, I'm the only
• 1:09:02
  person It's fifteen twenty minutes into it. Two course and I took I had,
• 1:09:06
  I had a shiner in two shots of whiskey, and I'm I level
• 1:09:13
  with everybody in this DJ booth right and I can see them, but they
• 1:09:15
  can't see into the booth and I have to pee real bad all of a
• 1:09:17
  sudden, So my last memory is realizing that this club full of five hundred
• 1:09:21
  people. There's no way I'm gonna get to the bathroom and back for like
• 1:09:24
  a smooth transition, right, So I just fucking whip my dick out and
• 1:09:28
  just start pissing in this pint glass. And I'm laughing hysterically because I'm in
• 1:09:32
  this club. People's shoulder to shoulder and not a I mean, as far
• 1:09:36
  as I know, nobody knew I was taking a whizz. So that's that's
• 1:09:42
  where I black out. So apparently that way, just in the middle of
• 1:09:47
  a crowd, I mean, in the middle of the club. Yeah,
• 1:09:50
  I had to take a piss man. I was in the DJ booth and
• 1:09:53
  nobody could see it as far as I know. I was like, you
• 1:09:55
  know, I was careful about it, and I like looked around, Nobody's
• 1:09:58
  looking at me, and I was like, and then you know, went
• 1:10:01
  back. But the last one I remember playing was a thrift Shop. That
• 1:10:09
  was the last song I remember playing that night. And uh, long story
• 1:10:13
  short, apparently from what my friend Robert told me, because he was my
• 1:10:16
  caretaker that night we finished doing that, I steal all the knobs off of
• 1:10:21
  the gear for no discernible reason, but I steal all of those I found
• 1:10:29
  I'm a little raccoon man. Yeah, if it's shiny, I'm gonna take
• 1:10:31
  it. Um. So I steal off the knobs off of this fucking mixer
• 1:10:36
  and then I uh, we get outside and there's like a gaggle of girls.
• 1:10:44
  Man, I've never heard anyone say there was a gaggle of girls.
• 1:10:46
  Yeah, it sounds good, done it. I don't know, take it
• 1:10:49
  to just borrowda like the gag. I about to say, I was about
• 1:10:54
  to say, fuck you. Why can't you say the girls gag? It's
• 1:10:58
  no sense that can meeting joke is just stupid. You just want to diss
• 1:11:01
  me, though, because it would have been way better to be like Burt
• 1:11:03
  Chrysler's a lot like that. So so this shit way better tagline have been,
• 1:11:09
  like it's because the grouse gag. No, that's why we called him
• 1:11:14
  a Yeah you know I knew about this in twenty thirteen. I knew um
• 1:11:18
  and so yeah, I look over at the girls and I just go,
• 1:11:24
  hey, which one of you bitches just coming home with me tonight? And
• 1:11:29
  my friend Robert just looks at me, goes, ladies, I'm so sorry.
• 1:11:31
  I think he's black out, And I go, Robert, you don't
• 1:11:35
  have to apologize. They're just hose Damn. Then I fell on my face
• 1:11:41
  going up on the sidewalk, so the girls didn't mess with me. They
• 1:11:44
  knew I was just a fucking mess in super bess. Yeah, and then
• 1:11:47
  uh, and then we're walking and there's like a cop arresting somebody, and
• 1:11:50
  my friend Robert is like, hey, if you could just chill the fuck
• 1:11:54
  out at any point in time, now would be the time because there's police.
• 1:11:57
  And I go foot the police and and still nothing happened. Yeah,
• 1:12:01
  definitely privilege at that point. Um. And then we get to the hotel
• 1:12:05
  and there's a couple of girls. One of them is there to see the
• 1:12:08
  rapper. The other ones her friend, and she's engaged. Big deal.
• 1:12:13
  The bitches were hot, they were very attractive, but it was funny because
• 1:12:17
  one of them was engaged, and so I vaguely remember taking her ring off
• 1:12:23
  with my mouth and then reproposing to her, and then I'd tell her that
• 1:12:27
  we should And then I told her I was like, we should have sex,
• 1:12:29
  but it's gonna be really bad because I'm really drunk. There was at
• 1:12:32
  least forward about it. I would you say that because I'm an honest guy,
• 1:12:36
  straight to the point. Yeah, nothing happened, um respectfully, but
• 1:12:41
  no, nothing happened because I was probably drooling a little bit because you told
• 1:12:45
  her she was gonna have bad sex. It would have been an adventure.
• 1:12:53
  There is no no, because I barely remember saying that. Everything else I
• 1:12:58
  don't remember. And then the following day when I woke up, I remember
• 1:13:00
  telling these you know, everybody told me like a recap of what all happened.
• 1:13:03
  I was like a little proud but also embarrassed. And the girls came
• 1:13:08
  by and I stayed back while everybody went skiing, and they were like,
• 1:13:12
  do you want to you want to go to the hot tub? Was like
• 1:13:15
  you and so like these like two very attractive women like on one on each
• 1:13:18
  arm, like walked me through this thing. I'm hungover his ship and then
• 1:13:23
  we went into this fucking no, it is not fake. No, it
• 1:13:28
  sounds like a real story. No, No, we need to get a
• 1:13:30
  line detector test in here, because I was amazon, Yeah, let's get
• 1:13:33
  one. That'd be fun. But uh but also yeah, so so long
• 1:13:36
  story short yeah, like and I told him I was like I'm so story
• 1:13:40
  and they're like, no, we knew you were fucking blackout like you were
• 1:13:42
  harmless, Like, yeah, I'm harmless. And I also weighed like one
• 1:13:45
  twenty at this point, so I was real small dude. We get a
• 1:13:49
  megaf we get a lie detector, get MegaMan. Yeah, we're gonna get
• 1:13:53
  MegaMan. We get that. We gotta get it before Sam Tripley comes here.
• 1:13:56
  Oh no, you know what you know speaking a MegaMan comes here a
• 1:14:00
  week with speaking of Banga man. The reason I said that was because there
• 1:14:02
  was this one thing that said it was a professional thing that said, um,
• 1:14:08
  the more like women that are more likely nurses are more likely cheat out
• 1:14:11
  of all the professions. Right, So that's like that, I guess nurses
• 1:14:15
  are cheats, right, And then I've seen MegaMan's coming. That makes sense.
• 1:14:17
  I fucked forty seven female nurses Cap City Dog, and I just like
• 1:14:25
  you know me, of course, hit that little like button. Dude,
• 1:14:29
  if at that point you should be like, I know, like four of
• 1:14:30
  them, just add just add to it. At that point, if you're
• 1:14:35
  gonna even not this, I would just be like live, Yeah, I
• 1:14:40
  don't hit the Susan and Stephan ain't yah know that. Yeah, that's what
• 1:14:43
  I would have said. I was in the hospital when he did it like
• 1:14:45
  that, What do you say, I'm banned from YouTube? They froze my
• 1:14:49
  they froze my bank account, bank account, you're bro for you have no
• 1:14:54
  money? Dog, that's like it's calling overdrafts and not they didn't freeze your
• 1:14:57
  bount two different things. Call your number eight one hundred in the back of
• 1:15:02
  that car and tom will happened. There was played too, how you have
• 1:15:04
  no money in there? I remember faking to be in a coma just so
• 1:15:09
  he could have sex with a nurse on top of my bed while I was
• 1:15:11
  in it. What I don't know. I was just making up. I
• 1:15:15
  thought that. I thought that was another And forty seven. That's a lot.
• 1:15:19
  About forty seven nurses of a profession? You know, does it?
• 1:15:24
  That means how many? That means you're what in the three hundreds at least?
• 1:15:29
  I don't know. I would say four hundred because that means ten percent
• 1:15:31
  would be nurses. And that's your going. That's a lot of herpes,
• 1:15:33
  A lot. Jim Rodriguez nurse three two four. I don't know what that
• 1:15:39
  means, but I think pot we should get we should It was another one.
• 1:15:43
  We need a fucking metal a lot of detector tests. We sport no,
• 1:15:47
  no, no cecc that's how we can answer, but tector test cccy
• 1:15:54
  no, no, no, we really need that life. Is he in
• 1:15:57
  a wheelchair now, no, he's not a wheelchair. Did he lose the
• 1:16:00
  leg? No, he didn't lose the leg. He told this that he
• 1:16:02
  was losing his arm. I didn't know he's been No, just a finger.
• 1:16:05
  I'm saying shit that I said because I heard he got Van Gold.
• 1:16:11
  He's missing a ear here. Yeah, technically Van Go chopped his own ear.
• 1:16:15
  That's not Are you an art major? Now? What is this actually?
• 1:16:19
  Actually? Vango is my favorite. H Starry Night Love, Starry Night,
• 1:16:25
  poser, basic, basic, he saw that shit at the Starbucks.
• 1:16:30
  He was speaker. Start. You didn't draw him first grade, you didn't
• 1:16:35
  do it. I took art classes. I love art, bitch, Like,
• 1:16:39
  what the fun more than you? Bitch? Yeah? You know what.
• 1:16:43
  We gotta go to the art museum. I go to art museum all
• 1:16:45
  the time. Yo. Yeah, I think we need to start doing more.
• 1:16:48
  Like we don't feel tripped the same. Exavier thinks all that stuff is
• 1:16:51
  gay. Oh great, let's be gay together. Just stalked about Van Gold
• 1:16:56
  like in the starting night, I said, field trip, bitch, Yeah,
• 1:16:58
  that's a cool field trip. I just think animals. I'll go by
• 1:17:00
  this, I look at it. But we don't have to do just animals.
• 1:17:03
  I'm saying, like, we can go to like a museum here in
• 1:17:05
  La. We can go to fucking the Yeah, you can go to the
• 1:17:10
  Griffith Observatory. That's just pretty tight. We could always do shrooms and go
• 1:17:13
  do the fucking the show with all the stars and all. I gotta ask
• 1:17:18
  a great questions. I know he already went, Hey, we should all
• 1:17:21
  roll in wheelchairs and see and like, holy shit, can we get wheelchairs
• 1:17:26
  and see who gets called out first? Yeah? But we gotta we gotta
• 1:17:30
  pretend though, Like we gotta like really be to be like, hey,
• 1:17:32
  bro, we can't walk. Okay, all right, So there was this
• 1:17:34
  one time I was a kid, Right, he's lying, he's lying.
• 1:17:39
  I was at a goola with my parents and there was a wheelchair there when
• 1:17:42
  I was little. Yeah, when I was little. I'm saying like that
• 1:17:45
  because I'm not fucking timmy. Wait, what did you say said this one
• 1:17:47
  time when I was a kid. When I was little, there was a
• 1:17:53
  wheelchair there and I sat at it, and I was playing around with it.
• 1:17:55
  Yeah, and there were and I was like kind of like kind of
• 1:17:58
  like going through the store with it. And then there was this lady there
• 1:18:01
  and she's and she saw me and she kind of smiled at me. But
• 1:18:04
  at the same time, it's like she felt some sympathy, sympathy because I
• 1:18:09
  was moving around and then I just got up the chair and she was like
• 1:18:12
  like that, she gasped a little bit, like what the fuck? At
• 1:18:18
  one time a stupid bitch. I got mino one time and I had to
• 1:18:23
  take got mono. Yeah, I got it. I don't know how I
• 1:18:26
  didn't get it anything. That's like baby herbes. I got that ship.
• 1:18:30
  Yeah. Normally I was not making out with any bitches at this point in
• 1:18:33
  my life. I was like fresh out of high school and a loser.
• 1:18:36
  Yeah, I suck. I was not. I'm not a cool guy Robie
• 1:18:41
  talking about all the time. Yeah, it took a long time to get
• 1:18:45
  there. Um, but no, when I was younger, Uh, yeah,
• 1:18:47
  I got mono and I'm allergic to penicillin. They put me on a
• 1:18:50
  mox of hill and say it was a distant cousin still had an allergic reaction.
• 1:18:55
  My body I covered in hives, like to the point I had to
• 1:18:58
  fall asleep with bags of ice and cold wet towels so I wouldn't itch.
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  But I remember we went to to a grocery store and they had their little
• 1:19:04
  electric scooters with the baskets. I was like, you know what, I'm
• 1:19:09
  sick. I'm gonna take advantage of this. There's plenty, so I'm like
• 1:19:12
  cruising around with my friends. They get in one too. Obviously they're like,
• 1:19:15
  yo, a bunch of fucking high school kids, like y'all need to
• 1:19:17
  get out of these. So my friends like get out of their scooter.
• 1:19:20
  And she comes up to me and she's like, sir, this is for
• 1:19:24
  like sick and differently abled people. You need to get out of that.
• 1:19:27
  And I just waked up my shirt and I go, lady, i am
• 1:19:30
  sick. I'm just covered in bumps and shit, it's pretty good. She
• 1:19:34
  apologized three times, like every time I kept running into her. Yeah,
• 1:19:38
  Like she apologized that time. Then while we were shopping we bumped into her.
• 1:19:42
  She's like, I'm I'm so sorry again. And then while I was
• 1:19:44
  checking out, she made it a point to come to me and apologize again.
• 1:19:46
  I was like, I can walk. Damn, I wouldn't, oh
• 1:19:55
  me. And he's a kind of talking about it before I've seen it yet.
• 1:19:58
  How's that movie? Oh, Barbie? You think Rocks watch Barbie?
• 1:20:04
  First of all? Barbie? Yeah, Barbie looks fucking dope. That's Ray
• 1:20:08
  stupid. Yeah, call him Rock, I mean Ray. I don't you
• 1:20:13
  really gonna watch Barbie? Yeah, Barbe. My girlfriend wants to watch it,
• 1:20:16
  so I'm gonna have to watch it. And I'm not watching it because
• 1:20:18
  it's Barbie and it's pink. I'm just watching it at the fact that,
• 1:20:21
  all right, this woman spend money with Warner Brothers. You're gonna recreate a
• 1:20:27
  Barbie world literally and and try to make sense out of it, or it's
• 1:20:31
  worth the fucking watch compared to like other movies directed by other women that have
• 1:20:36
  no substance whatsoever, or the characters know the story. We don't care about
• 1:20:43
  him. Barbie is like everybody else. We want to be loved, we
• 1:20:45
  want to be accepted. I think it looks it looks like there's a lot.
• 1:20:51
  You gotta watch it because your step daughters. Dude, I just don't
• 1:20:59
  be proud to be your self behind because my girl is like kind of like,
• 1:21:03
  yeah, like I know she watching shit that maybe she don't want to
• 1:21:06
  watch. I was like, I didn't watch Barbie with a women most like
• 1:21:10
  you get your dick sucked all right there, Boom gardeners. You know I
• 1:21:15
  heard I heard if you're a I don't like call I don't calling it a
• 1:21:19
  foot fetish some more. If you're a foot kind of sore. Oh,
• 1:21:21
  Barbie. Barbie is a movie to go watch. There's probably a lot of
• 1:21:26
  feet in that. Yeah, heard that bird on the Gray Brian for all
• 1:21:29
  the foot fetish predict what this to be and maybe that's how I heard.
• 1:21:33
  But I heard there's a lot of fucking feet action in that movie. Did
• 1:21:36
  not know that. But anyways, we talk about the real cinematic Oppenheimer,
• 1:21:44
  dude, how that movie is great? Yeah, everything is you got to
• 1:21:47
  see in the theater. You cannot watch it on your fucking phone. That's
• 1:21:50
  what I want to say. You cannot watch it with headphones. You really
• 1:21:56
  need to be in a theater to see this thing. That shake. You
• 1:21:59
  watch it, you watch it in the way you were supposed to watch it.
• 1:22:01
  I didn't, all right, I drove forty miles from that later Irvine.
• 1:22:06
  God damn player. I knew he would be the only one that would
• 1:22:10
  do that in this building that I know. And the reason why I had,
• 1:22:13
  the reason why I chose Irvine is because all the other theaters were fucking
• 1:22:16
  sold out or had just terrible seating and none not only that, dude,
• 1:22:21
  about these tickets on June ninth, that's over a month ago now. So
• 1:22:27
  I was determined to see this film, and I paid the seventy middle of
• 1:22:30
  meter Imax version, which is the best version to see it, which is
• 1:22:34
  because they filmed it in that film stock. I get there with my brother
• 1:22:41
  and we arrived to a crowd and it turns out the projector broke. Then
• 1:22:47
  what hell, buddy, and dude, it was horrible. It was a
• 1:22:53
  horrible news, wouldn't you find out on the way there there. I got
• 1:22:57
  there and I was late. I was like ten minutes late, and I'm
• 1:23:00
  like, well, it's fucking trailers. Who gives a fuck late? And
• 1:23:03
  I'm like, fuck, dude, like, so what's gonna happen? But
• 1:23:08
  some officials were like, well, we're gonna we have the digital version.
• 1:23:11
  So we just put the digital version in my head and I'm like, what
• 1:23:15
  else. What about free popcorn? What about a free drink? What about
• 1:23:20
  a gift card? My cost for two tickets came out to like fifty five
• 1:23:27
  dollars. I expect more than just a digital copy. I didn't pay for
• 1:23:30
  a digital copy. If I were to pay a digital copy, my take,
• 1:23:32
  it would have been like thirty bucks. And that's all about that.
• 1:23:34
  They hit you back. They hit you back. Are you talking about the
• 1:23:36
  Einstein movie that you show Ete's Creator of the Creator of the Atomic I thought
• 1:23:44
  it was about Einstein? No, but he's okay, Ray, how far?
• 1:23:49
  All right? So I was told I got there a just so you
• 1:23:54
  know, the ship broke down so you can't see it. We can give
• 1:23:58
  you refunds or whatever. I was like in my and I'm like, well,
• 1:24:00
  I drove forty miles. I gotta see it. I'm not gonna go
• 1:24:02
  back home. Yeah, so I fucking stuck around and see it. But
• 1:24:05
  then in my head, I'm like, fuck man, but like they're just
• 1:24:08
  giving us just a movie, like just a copy, nothing else. I
• 1:24:13
  want my money back. So then I just complained. I emailed the people.
• 1:24:17
  I wrote a very negative Google review to the spot, so I can't
• 1:24:21
  forgot about it han't heard back from Regal yet. Yeah, Regal Cinemas,
• 1:24:26
  You guys suck. Your customer service sucks, y'all, don't give a fuck.
• 1:24:30
  You wrote, rather drive you would rather have me drive forty miles again
• 1:24:33
  to go in person to try to get a refund with no guarantee. No
• 1:24:39
  fuck y'all, No thanks. Ray did the whitest thing out of anybody in
• 1:24:43
  this room. Proud of you. He got his predict on. I mean,
• 1:24:46
  I do that same kind of shit too. I haven't been there yet.
• 1:24:48
  I've done yo. I ain't gonna lie. I've done that too in
• 1:24:51
  the movie, especially because the movies is universal. That bitch fucking had it
• 1:24:57
  coming. And I called I called universal service. And I so if you,
• 1:25:00
  if let's say it was you doing all what I did, you would
• 1:25:05
  have been fucking pissed. Oh. I would have burned the whole theater down
• 1:25:09
  the time with that movie right out ten PM. Okay, traffic wasn't that
• 1:25:12
  bad. Oh, traffic was great. Yeah, it's all about this.
• 1:25:14
  I was about to tell you I've had that. I would have killed those
• 1:25:17
  When I got out of that theater, it was like two thirty and there
• 1:25:19
  were still people waiting for the next show. I've done that ship before,
• 1:25:23
  bro, I've done that ship before at the at the different theaters where I'm
• 1:25:26
  like, I'll try to enjoy a movie on the weekend, they'd be like
• 1:25:28
  some fucking kids in there fucking talking NonStop, and I would complain and I'll
• 1:25:31
  call the fucking the US should go in there once or twice. And then
• 1:25:34
  I'm like, after that shit, and they still don't shut the fuck up,
• 1:25:38
  I'll go down to the manager's office and I've gotten free tickets run.
• 1:25:41
  I've gotten some free ship from just making a ruckus how bad. I got
• 1:25:47
  three months of free cell phone service one time. Um that one I went
• 1:25:51
  on Twitter and at the time, I had a decent falling because it's right
• 1:25:55
  after I'd gotten off tour and I was doing pest control and like there was
• 1:25:59
  just this one area and dripping springs that I could not get service, and
• 1:26:01
  I had twelve drop calls in a row. And I remember like I had
• 1:26:05
  like I took a screenshot of all the outgoing calls and all this stuff,
• 1:26:09
  and I was like, Yo, Sprint, what the fucking fuck, Like,
• 1:26:14
  I don't pay this much every month for twelve drop calls. I'm fucking
• 1:26:17
  seething right now. And then like somebody on Twitter got back to me,
• 1:26:21
  and I guess it was just like like I didn't go viral or anything,
• 1:26:25
  but it had like enough likes and like whatever that they were like, hey,
• 1:26:29
  hey, hey, uh, give us a call, Give us a
• 1:26:30
  call. And then I got on the phone with them. I got a
• 1:26:33
  few months. You know, that worked crazy for you know the comedian.
• 1:26:40
  I don't know why your mic it's put your mouth on it anyways, but
• 1:26:45
  you know that Luische Gomez guy, he was, yeah, he was on
• 1:26:48
  Joey Dials, right, yeah, that guy whatever, but a right,
• 1:26:54
  But I guess though, we'll rented a car out at like um Hurts or
• 1:26:58
  whatever, and I guess he found a Kokesack or something, and I guess
• 1:27:01
  he bitched about it, and I guess he like a year's worth of damn.
• 1:27:06
  But he got a following so big that they told him to delete that
• 1:27:09
  ship a year something like that. Yeah, I don't remember what it was,
• 1:27:13
  but it was crazy. He found like a kokesacking, Like he said,
• 1:27:15
  he was like, you know, sometimes you forget a cokes I can
• 1:27:17
  in the car, but yeah, you gotta take advantage of that time.
• 1:27:20
  I'm a planet one next time, but you have to have yeah, you
• 1:27:23
  have to have a very big following too, because he has a huge one
• 1:27:26
  wherever he was. Take your dad with you? Yeah, yeah, bro,
• 1:27:30
  next time I rent a car and be like somebody came back from Vegas
• 1:27:31
  and then people are gonna be like, yo, enterprise is lit. Actually,
• 1:27:35
  actually should go see Barbie with your dad? Love IRV. I think
• 1:27:43
  that movie looks really good, man. I love the fact that Will Ferrell's
• 1:27:45
  in it. And I watched an interview and Ryan Gosling like was like debating,
• 1:27:49
  you know, doing it, but then it was a sense is the
• 1:27:53
  best script ever made? I'm like, fuck you, bro, you don't
• 1:27:56
  think it's you don't think it's gonna be the one of the best best scripts
• 1:28:00
  ever. I'm just since the Dawn of Cinema, Okay, that is that
• 1:28:03
  is definitely a tough that the movie is out right now that have they read
• 1:28:08
  inception? It was was the Atomic Bomb movie? Good though? Right,
• 1:28:13
  It's a great fucking film, dude. It's not just the atomic bomb.
• 1:28:16
  It's about like morals, It's about like, fuck man, I'm inventing something
• 1:28:19
  that's basically going to open a new world. We're opening the world to nuclear
• 1:28:25
  technology. Bro, We're all like, it's three hours. Yeah, it's
• 1:28:30
  three hours. Do you have an intermission? Please? You don't need it.
• 1:28:34
  The good movie is so gone on. That movie in particular, doesn't
• 1:28:38
  have an intermission. Is slow. It's not slow movie, right when you
• 1:28:40
  say, dude, the thing about this movie it's the pace. It's just
• 1:28:45
  always going always. There are moments where it does slow down because, like
• 1:28:50
  like the Operheimer food, he has a very like he has a personal life
• 1:28:57
  where he deals with like women, right, He's like a womanizer, so
• 1:29:00
  he has like certain people, certain women in his life who like basically kind
• 1:29:02
  of like the decisions that he made, which you know correlates to like the
• 1:29:09
  bomb making literally you know, working with scientists, working with people who are
• 1:29:14
  untrustworthy, you know, loyalty. A lot of that shit is like in
• 1:29:18
  the movie, and like, as a man watching it, you're like,
• 1:29:20
  fuck man, Like imagine knowing that it came to the head first, like,
• 1:29:28
  fuck man, I have an idea where I can make a bomb,
• 1:29:30
  but like on a nuclear level, and then when I realize, WHOA,
• 1:29:35
  I can't make this. Even though I can't make it alone. I can't
• 1:29:40
  make this and we're in war. We gotta beat the Nazis, we gotta
• 1:29:44
  beat the Jabs. Height it's going down, bro crazy. Did a lot
• 1:29:49
  of Japanese people die in the movie? There was no Japanese people in the
• 1:29:53
  film. Do they use the bomb killed all of them? That's why hard
• 1:29:57
  to put people when the bomb killed all of them? The bomb. The
• 1:30:00
  bomb was used in the movie, but not in the context that people would
• 1:30:04
  like to think, Oh, because I was gonna because they're a sex sex
• 1:30:11
  scene in this film. Dude, this movie has sex. Bro Like,
• 1:30:14
  we get to watch Einstein fuck? Yeah, watch Einstein familiar? Yeah we
• 1:30:18
  do. We don't fuck sadly? All right, all right, I'll wait
• 1:30:21
  tell her it comes out on fucking Just think he can lay the pipe down,
• 1:30:25
  y'all really want to watch him fuck Einstein? Are you kidding me?
• 1:30:28
  The smartest fuck dude? He can lay the pipe down? Dogs Batman cannot
• 1:30:32
  lay the pipe down? Dog, scientific pipe dog? Do you think abraie
• 1:30:40
  he can lay the bomb down? He laid the bomb down. I'm just
• 1:30:43
  saying, man, if you uh, if you're Einstein levels smart, you
• 1:30:48
  gotta know where the clid is. You know. Also, have you never
• 1:30:53
  seen his da know the secret buddon Jason loved Dog? Have you? He
• 1:30:57
  can't give it the laying of the way, Jason Love can't. Why is
• 1:31:00
  it? Why are you so obsession with that? Bro? Like every example
• 1:31:03
  goes back to that dude, Like I'm just talking about sure dude, Miss
• 1:31:08
  Jason Love. Yeah, bro, that everybody knows that's the guy where I
• 1:31:13
  was like, yeah, I wouldn't want him sucking my wife. I wouldn't
• 1:31:15
  want Einstein fucking my wife. I'd be so intimidated. Are you kidding me?
• 1:31:18
  You'd be intimidated by Einstein fucking your wife? Hell yeah, I'd be
• 1:31:21
  like, Yo, that guy is a picture of him? Yeah? Have
• 1:31:25
  you also seen a picture of him with like bitches and shit like that dude
• 1:31:28
  was making in public. Dude, he was like, you can tell he's
• 1:31:31
  got that swagger. You don't have to be fucking six pack chisel, fucking
• 1:31:36
  perfectes. Nothing showed up. Well, that's like this too. You're in
• 1:31:44
  the forties. There's like no movies, there's no Hollywood, there's nothing like
• 1:31:48
  you just got that big and physicists were like a man of influence, a
• 1:31:51
  man to be like, oh, like you know, like real life influencers.
• 1:31:57
  All the chicks I know ain't bony Abrian time. That's because you're boning
• 1:32:00
  different chicks. Dude, No, no here, okay, So like like
• 1:32:08
  NI like damn, I talked about my wife a lot this episode, but
• 1:32:11
  no, she well, it's funny because like she and I have talked before,
• 1:32:15
  and she was like, yeah, looks aren't everything because like I like
• 1:32:17
  getting in shape and shit right, And she's like, you know there's times
• 1:32:20
  I'm just like, oh, I'm glad you thought I was attractive when I
• 1:32:24
  was like one hundred and thirty pounds. And she's like, well, I
• 1:32:28
  don't care at any point, like whatever would you spill warder um? But
• 1:32:33
  long story short, she was like, yeah, I dated a couple of
• 1:32:35
  guys that I wasn't like, didn't think we're handsome, but they had shining
• 1:32:40
  personalities and a couple of other things that made them resonate with me more so
• 1:32:45
  I was really about it. So it's one of those things like there are
• 1:32:48
  I guess there's just different people with different priorities. But I feel like a
• 1:32:51
  lot of women in general prioritize like personality and uh like meaningful connections versus just
• 1:33:02
  like how good that pipe is? You have a pulitzer? No about him
• 1:33:05
  getting horse and bitches, And I'm saying, are most holes and bitches need
• 1:33:11
  money or good lucks? He did have money though, did he was he
• 1:33:13
  rich? Ye? Didn't he win a pulitzer? What we're talking about,
• 1:33:17
  hinsto? Yeah? Yeah, well this guy was the like the most like
• 1:33:24
  important man in the world at that time, but it was on this dick.
• 1:33:28
  Yeah, dude, See, like Mark Zuckerberg, I don't think that
• 1:33:30
  phone pulls. Mark Zuckerberg would have gone down on his kneeds and sucked this
• 1:33:33
  dick. Also, Marcus Zuckerberg could probably pull. It's one of those.
• 1:33:42
  It's also it's like like okay, like Markus Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, like
• 1:33:45
  they're not attractive, dude, but there you haven't met them. I think
• 1:33:53
  I was like, I haven't met those guys yet, though I think Elon
• 1:33:56
  Musk can get bitches well definitely, But that's no Marks suckerbrugs a quirky motherfucker
• 1:34:00
  that he just don't know what's going on. And you don't think that there's
• 1:34:04
  quirky bitches out there? Yeah, yeah, well we're talking about like like
• 1:34:10
  there's some fine weird ass women out there. Dude. Yeah, oh my
• 1:34:15
  god, you get all the weird ones out there. Dude talking about wouldn't
• 1:34:17
  know because he fucking buys fake tickets. So yeah, you've seen Oppenheimer.
• 1:34:26
  Check out my review on my website Morning Show Films out ceoll check it out.
• 1:34:30
  I like I like your episodes, by the way, They're very digestible.
• 1:34:32
  Thank you. I try. I feel like a lot of people.
• 1:34:34
  I feel like a lot of people like to dump their heart and soul into
• 1:34:36
  it, like yeah, like, bitch, don't break this shit down.
• 1:34:40
  I don't need director's cuts. I need the person whom listening to. It's
• 1:34:43
  one of those It's like there are times that I like to find a podcast
• 1:34:45
  that's like a couple of hours long to just like fall asleep listening to.
• 1:34:48
  But like if I'm just trying to get like a little like like I listen
• 1:34:51
  to your shit while I'm in the shower because it's only like twelve minutes or
• 1:34:55
  whatever, and I'm like, you know that sounds it's it's it's a nice
• 1:34:59
  way to wake up. Like that's a nice that's a very very manly,
• 1:35:01
  nice compliment, you know, what I'm saying. I'm getting my shower.
• 1:35:03
  I'm waking up. I got one of those showers with the sun costume.
• 1:35:08
  You don't tuck it right. Oh like while you're talking. Yeah, um
• 1:35:13
  sometimes someone someone someone hit me up. What's funny with that? Someone hit
• 1:35:20
  me up, Helen asking me that me and Ray should actually review the plug
• 1:35:28
  video? God yea, And since rock Hardy listens to you in the shower,
• 1:35:33
  I think that was like meant to be like, we're gonna get you
• 1:35:36
  know, we can maybe get him off, you know, and then he
• 1:35:42
  touched her supple breast and then he Yeah, someone didn't me. I just
• 1:35:46
  like, Yo, you think Ray's gonna review? But Jason and I was
• 1:35:51
  like all I said, I was like, if he does, I can't
• 1:35:54
  seen the thirties. I guess it's a thirty second trailer. And man,
• 1:36:00
  she she loved that thing, dude, she loves Can you review pirates?
• 1:36:08
  Pirates? No? No, Pirates was like at the time, I don't
• 1:36:12
  know if it still is, but it was the highest production cost porn.
• 1:36:16
  Oh I know what you're talking about. I've seen it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:20
  that one. What is it called? Damn Pirates? Pull me over
• 1:36:23
  here, talk about fucking porn ship and I don't know what Pirates are coming
• 1:36:26
  on? Yeah, dude, Pirates was legendary, bro, I remember having
• 1:36:29
  the d was the production? What was going on? Let me see?
• 1:36:32
  It was a CGI but like the sets were extravagant like they like they they
• 1:36:39
  had like full like it wasn't like Pirates. It was a two thousand and
• 1:36:43
  five film, Broye, and it one, I think, what is it
• 1:36:45
  had a budget of eight million dollars, bron You see what I'm saying.
• 1:36:48
  That's why film? Yeah, yeah, And that's the thing is they had
• 1:36:53
  like space with the eight million for a porn dude. But the thing is
• 1:36:58
  is like when you watch it, like the set design is like in the
• 1:37:01
  costume, I'm gonna read that. I'm gone. In seventeen sixty three,
• 1:37:09
  Captain Edwards Reynold is hunting down Pirates, or at least trying to do so.
• 1:37:14
  He does not. He does not consider himself a great commander, and
• 1:37:18
  neither does his crew. Only his first officer, Jules, believes in him.
• 1:37:25
  When they save a young woman named Isabella from drowning, she tells him
• 1:37:29
  that her husband has been destroyed and feared by Captain damn. This is a
• 1:37:32
  plot by Captain Victor Stregy and his crew of cutthroat pirates. Reynald and his
• 1:37:38
  crew must go hunting for Stagny, who tries to find a map that leads
• 1:37:42
  to a powerful secret on an island somewhere in the Caribbean. Ze Stangie finds
• 1:37:47
  a secret staff unlocked by Isabella's husband Manuel after the crew. After the crew
• 1:37:55
  escapes, Spawn of Darkness is summoned by his stan Getty, their sheep.
• 1:38:00
  Their ship engages in stan j D's battle, ending the the pirates rain.
• 1:38:06
  But I guess there's fux scenes in those of course. Yeah, like how
• 1:38:12
  long is that movie? Yeah? What's the runtime? That's like a big
• 1:38:15
  ass like it's not three hours, right, one hundred and twenty nine minutes.
• 1:38:19
  That's a big script and a lot of boning for all that that's named
• 1:38:23
  The cast starring Jesse Jane Carmen Carmen, Luvana, Janine, Teagan Priesley,
• 1:38:30
  Devin Pressley. Yeah, taking Britt she takes cream pies like crazy, Jevive
• 1:38:35
  Jolie, and Evan Stone. That's one of those. That's one of those
• 1:38:40
  names. Actually, No, she got small titties, a fat ass she
• 1:38:44
  takes creepiest look at her page. Oh she does have Wikipedia, but yeah,
• 1:38:50
  hey they're crazy. So yeah, there's pirates too. Stan Getty,
• 1:38:55
  oh damn stan Getty. Fuck it is a girl and she had Oh that
• 1:38:59
  is fucking crazy. Now it makes sense. So the ship that they're trying
• 1:39:01
  to fucking get to get to or whatever is a ship. Pull this idea.
• 1:39:08
  It was just the fux scenes. Yeah, dude, you're not watching
• 1:39:11
  the story when in two thousand and five none of us were watching an a
• 1:39:15
  million dollar production. I'm watching this. I didn't know it was a million
• 1:39:16
  dollar production at that time, but we didn't have an appreciation for that at
• 1:39:19
  a younger age. I kind of want to. I kind of want to
• 1:39:20
  rewatch. I'm gonna watch a different thought to it. I'm gonna watch it
• 1:39:24
  like if it watched The Morning Real you know what I mean. You're like,
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  watch it with with your with your lady friend, Exavier, Happy birthday,
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  We're watching Pirates? Yeah right, she begs you are you gives you the
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  angry pirate. We've been playing good blank you? Then hey, bro trying
• 1:39:46
  to host the shows as you go quiet your mouth. Two is enough?
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  Get three? There's not enough. I'll get three. You're gonna watch these
• 1:39:58
  portals though? Yeah, Ray, you need to Bella. Donna's in the
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  second one. I gotta watch. I love bell. She's like og porno.
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  Evan Stone as Xavier's favorite. Uh, you don't even know who that
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• 1:40:35
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• 1:40:40
  time. No, you're famous, Yeah, she's famous. Yeah. She
• 1:40:45
  complains about that she only made twelve thousand dollars for what the three or four
• 1:40:50
  videos she did? That makes no sense, bro, how do you retard?
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  And she didn't know that she's gonna blow up that much. The reason
• 1:40:57
  she blow up so much because she was the first, like little three Eyes,
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  Black and White Cookies was the first porno. I watched black and White
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  Cookie, Black and White Cookies. Let me look that up. Hilarious.
• 1:41:10
  And that's my favorite cookie, bro, the black and White cookie? How
• 1:41:13
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  I don't know if I want to review the lens the plug video.
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  two girls, two girls, one cup with Ray. That's he's gonna be
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  it looks like it's what is legal? What is the black le the black
• 1:41:42
  it's like teen black and white cookies? Oh, it's just yeah, black
• 1:41:45
  girls fucking white girls. Yeah. Um, that's not bad. Yeah,
• 1:41:49
  but then like burly legal type of ship also looks boring. I don't know.
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• 1:41:58
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  only it doesn't even dick. They got those tentacle digs. I got
• 1:42:06
  this one movie that I've never watched, but it longed. It was a
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• 1:42:13
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• 1:42:20
  that fucking dvd somebody for Christmas when you got me like a brand new copy
• 1:42:26
  of it because we would only have heard Christmas. Yeah, who gave it
• 1:42:29
  to you? I forget who gave it to me? But yeah, essentially
• 1:42:33
  it was like we found the disk in the ground outside of the like our
• 1:42:39
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• 1:42:41
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• 1:42:45
  so like my brother in lawna a friend grabbed it and cleaned it. And
• 1:42:47
  then they're like, this is a holy relic for the meme group who do
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  do do? And then it really did boom into this thing, and like
• 1:42:54
  that DVD got passed around the whole United States, like people like would take
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  pictures with their places and shit, like it really had its own fucking like,
• 1:43:02
  uh came on, I mean we cleaned it, but yeah, definitely.
• 1:43:08
  I mean, also, you don't come on the DVD. Do you
• 1:43:10
  have a fucking DVD player? That just stays open and then you come right
• 1:43:13
  on the disc on the whole school PlayStation one. Jesus Christ, that's nasty.
• 1:43:16
  Why would yeah, I love this porn on this disc? Yeah,
• 1:43:24
  but yeah, so so so yeah. So somebody ordered it for me,
• 1:43:28
  got it for me. It's really obscure and hard to find. Dude,
• 1:43:30
  the back cover like we're treating it like the Ark of the Covenant. Nobody's
• 1:43:32
  watched it, and I had somebody be like, yo, can I watch
• 1:43:35
  it? And I go no. That first of all, that removes the
• 1:43:39
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• 1:43:42
  you're waiting through death better? What the fuck? No? You just don't
• 1:43:45
  watch it. It's it's a holy relic, man, you gotta respect it
• 1:43:46
  like the Ark of the covenany You're not supposed to open that shit. You
• 1:43:48
  saw what happened to the follows close to the arc coming out, I'm opening
• 1:43:51
  that ship. Put me close to the arkly coming, I'm opening it.
• 1:43:54
  You saw the Nazis, Well, then maybe Easy's gonna record me opening it
• 1:43:58
  and then we can see what happened opened the Arc of the Covenant. I'm
• 1:44:00
  opening. Your face is gonna melt don't put me in here. That port.
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  I'm opening it. I'm like, you know, I'm opening that part.
• 1:44:06
  I'm opening that port opening it. Work. No, I'll bring Yeah,
• 1:44:12
  we'll set it up one day. Yeah. You gotta look at the
• 1:44:14
  back though. The back cover is what scares me. There. What's what's
• 1:44:16
  scary about the back The one thing that I saw on the back that looks
• 1:44:20
  scary. There's two things. There's one guy eating a dripping cream pie coming
• 1:44:25
  out of a bitch. Yeah. Who yeah, Yeah, that's the back
• 1:44:32
  cover. That's part of the back cover. It's a collage film. Double
• 1:44:35
  Come, the double Come. It's the name of this holy relic. You
• 1:44:41
  mean you want to do a metaphor arc of the Covenant. Next to that,
• 1:44:45
  I found it, you found but like dude, also Jesus on top
• 1:44:51
  of the dude eating his own load coming out of the girl, presumably presumably
• 1:44:58
  his own load. There's also a pi I'd rather I think I'd rather be
• 1:45:02
  than someone else. I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's but presumably
• 1:45:05
  this. But the other thing is another one of the pictures is it looks
• 1:45:09
  like this bitch is on her period pushing shit out. So it's just like
• 1:45:13
  a mess. Yeah, dude, it's on adult DVD Empire. All right,
• 1:45:17
  watch it dogs, let me see. I have a lot to watch
• 1:45:21
  after this episode. Does a girl have a cup holding in the front?
• 1:45:26
  Is a girl holding a cup? Let me see? What do you guys?
• 1:45:28
  Let me see is the girl holding a cup? Put it on the
• 1:45:30
  screen for everybody watch. Oh wait, this is double cume cocktails cocktails?
• 1:45:38
  Wrong one, no, no, not double cume cocktail. All you guys,
• 1:45:43
  that's differ. I'll bring the for real double come next weekend. Is
• 1:45:46
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• 1:45:48
  Funny spelling reminds me of that episode. Reminds me of Gray. This reminds
• 1:45:58
  me of that scene where in the four Real version when that guy's friend brings
• 1:46:00
  this whole box of and then you want, like I don't want He's like,
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  all right, give me your your box of pornal. This was I'm
• 1:46:09
  not trying to take your big box porn and andy damn, and I'm trying
• 1:46:14
  to search for it. Fucking Google started doing this ship I know. I
• 1:46:16
  was like, I didn't change that. You gotta take that off. Just
• 1:46:18
  say you want to know safe search? Oh yeah, all it is is
• 1:46:23
  all it is is. All these shows is just dps thirteen year old boys
• 1:46:28
  that don't know how to take the fucking search. How do you take that
• 1:46:30
  off? I'm a thirteen year you're a thirteen year old boy. You don't
• 1:46:32
  want to take it off. You just know about it. I'll go to
• 1:46:35
  General. Don't do that. That's crazy, dude, I can't. You
• 1:46:41
  really probably have some crazy porno. I definitely think it's a scary looking movie.
• 1:46:45
  You should put it. You should put it on TikTok band never allowed
• 1:46:51
  on. Yeah, that's how happened to me on snapchat. See so you
• 1:46:55
  put off? But okay, how did you get there with it? Show
• 1:46:59
  me how you actually got You're supposed to yell at your phone. I think
• 1:47:04
  managed settings, search, safe settings. Turn that shit off to a fucking
• 1:47:09
  man, no blurriness, no filter off. Show all relevant was, even
• 1:47:13
  if they're explicit parnels. If I google titties, I better see titties,
• 1:47:17
  not this fucking there we go, here we go all rocks got a bone
• 1:47:20
  right now? Yeah, fool chub man. None of these are the cover.
• 1:47:27
  None of these are it. I mean, as far as I know,
• 1:47:30
  it's it's it's it's an ark of the covery. Well, it's not
• 1:47:31
  everywhere, dude. It's like a really like somebody had to like whoever bought
• 1:47:34
  it for me? They told me they got it from somebody's personal card.
• 1:47:39
  This movie is a skeer. Those museums you go to that should be out
• 1:47:43
  of a museum is what it rocks. Double facial come swallowing a double load
• 1:47:51
  of young come, double double butt bumble boot. All right, that's enough,
• 1:47:57
  No dude, double double bubble butt come to get paid to come out
• 1:48:02
  with porn titles. I could do that all bro. I would love to
• 1:48:05
  be the guy that writes the porn titles for the videos on on porn Hub.
• 1:48:10
  It's like I gotta stop with sisters and step sisters and step cousins,
• 1:48:14
  Like I gotta watch it on mute now. Step Mom was kind of hot.
• 1:48:18
  Stepmom works, but it's like, yeah, I'm tired of watching two
• 1:48:20
  people that don't look like they need to be living in their parents' house calling
• 1:48:25
  each other step bro and step siss. Yeah. Like I never ever referred
• 1:48:30
  to anybody as like they're like I don't say like no, you probably know
• 1:48:34
  you probably have like one of those liquor store pornals. I used to get
• 1:48:38
  used to get those liquor store portals where raunch. They used to be from
• 1:48:41
  the hotels. If I never had one of those, I think I could
• 1:48:45
  still get one from the liquor store down the street. They have a little
• 1:48:48
  section. Tosh thinks she saw a rape video once on accident. She was
• 1:48:54
  watching porn and she was watching like she's she's into some weird shit. Man,
• 1:48:58
  She's she's hardcore sometimes and she has said she was telling me one time
• 1:49:02
  because we were talking about this, and she was like, yeah, I
• 1:49:04
  was watching this one video and I think the girl actually got raped because like
• 1:49:08
  at the end, like the dude just like punches the back of her head
• 1:49:11
  and like leaves her and walks off. Yeah, that's like there's a lot's
• 1:49:17
  It was like brutal porn out. Yeah, I can't do that. No,
• 1:49:19
  when bitches start like tearing up, like when you don't, they're like
• 1:49:23
  crying, No, we'll send me some shit with this bitch threw up.
• 1:49:28
  The guys still kept going. I was like, never send me that ship.
• 1:49:31
  And the thing is, we know this chick. You blocked him.
• 1:49:33
  You know that chick For all the time. I'm not gonna say her name,
• 1:49:38
  but at the convers all the time, tell me later. Yeah yeah,
• 1:49:41
  but um hey, shout out to everybody who tuned in. It is
• 1:49:44
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  I don't have to do that. No, it's it's only on the
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  don't know if I'm gonna come in at all just these next month? Is
• 1:50:00
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