Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 5/14/2026-Full Show:His "Relationship Coach" Was AI..So She Left!
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- 0:01Speaker 1: D FW. It's time to welcome Welcome bi Bily the
- 0:06Speaker 1: The Kid, The Kid, Bill the Kid in the Morning,
- 0:09Speaker 1: starring the one and only Candice Lowpez and producer Pooh
- 0:13Speaker 1: Really A Kid in the Morning, the Incredible Life and
- 0:19Speaker 1: logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning. Good morning, Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: to your Friday Eve. It's mixed one on two point
- 0:29Speaker 1: nine A Billy the Kid, Candae low Paz, producer poo
- 0:31Speaker 1: is here. Actually, I woke up thinking today was Friday,
- 0:35Speaker 1: got super high up and I was like, oh, today's Thursday.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Thank god.
- 0:37Speaker 1: We love our jobs, though, right I got a letdown. Yeah,
- 0:40Speaker 1: it's not torture coming in. Yeah, we have fun. But
- 0:43Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you still get excited for Friday. I'm like, okay, cool,
- 0:46Speaker 1: it's sleeping tomorrow. It's like it's Thursday's definitely Thursday. But
- 0:50Speaker 1: it's all good.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Cannas, How are you?
- 0:51Speaker 3: I'm okay. But I I don't know what happened with
- 0:53Speaker 3: my alarm today. But I think I clicked the wrong
- 0:55Speaker 3: one in my phone, one that has the jarring sound
- 0:58Speaker 3: effect because I usually have like a really relaxed one
- 1:00Speaker 3: and I just ease in and wake up. But I
- 1:02Speaker 3: don't know what happened or my volume was up, but
- 1:04Speaker 3: I got jarred awake today and then I made the
- 1:07Speaker 3: mistake of opening Instagram. Is anyone's algorithm right now? Just
- 1:11Speaker 3: like really dramatic videos of like parenting, like you only
- 1:16Speaker 3: get eighteen summers with them, and it's like my family
- 1:19Speaker 3: on the beach and this one. Imagine getting to spend
- 1:21Speaker 3: an entire day with your firstborn as a toddler.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Again, yes, no one talks about how hard it is
- 1:27Speaker 1: to go from this and like a picture of a
- 1:29Speaker 1: toddler to this, like an empty back seat and they're
- 1:31Speaker 1: driving off to college. I'm like, do I have to
- 1:33Speaker 1: see this? I know I don't want to see this
- 1:35Speaker 1: right now. That makes me so sad.
- 1:37Speaker 3: It's like my whole algorithm right now. I don't know
- 1:39Speaker 3: what it is. Maybe because I'm posting sentimental things about
- 1:41Speaker 3: my niece graduating on Saturday. Probably my son's turning eight
- 1:45Speaker 3: next week. Maybe that's what it is.
- 1:46Speaker 1: But so much today, And don't even get me started
- 1:49Speaker 1: on Instagram right now about those new instant pictures.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so confused. Instant Is that what it's called.
- 1:55Speaker 3: It's called instance.
- 1:56Speaker 1: So you see some of your inbox, it's just some
- 1:58Speaker 1: weird little pictures on the side. I'm like, what is this?
- 2:00Speaker 1: Get it away? And then I tap it and I'm like,
- 2:02Speaker 1: all of a sudden looking at pictures of people.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Right, it's like a twenty four hour It's kind of
- 2:05Speaker 3: like a cross between be real and Snapchat. I guess,
- 2:08Speaker 3: like the photo stays for twenty four hours, but once
- 2:10Speaker 3: you see it, it disappears and nobody.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Else can see that you liked it, and you can't
- 2:14Speaker 1: screenshot it. It's un it's unscreen shottable. Ewhich. I guess
- 2:20Speaker 1: that's a good one. Like this, you can't screenshot it.
- 2:22Speaker 1: That's good, right, I.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Mean, I guess, But I guess you're sharing the photo
- 2:27Speaker 3: to everyone, so it's not like personal.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Well, you can pick who you send it to. I guess,
- 2:31Speaker 1: Oh you can't, so you can.
- 2:32Speaker 2: You can either do it to your close friends or
- 2:34Speaker 2: all your friends.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Oh okay, but the whole thing is just.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Like we don't need any more stuff.
- 2:38Speaker 3: No, And it's blocking my screen a little bit, right,
- 2:41Speaker 3: I feel like there's just something I can't get off
- 2:43Speaker 3: my screen is dirty or.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Aesthetically I'm like, get it out of my way.
- 2:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like it.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't either can' it's I'm mad about that producer.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Plus here, what's up?
- 2:50Speaker 1: Who?
- 2:50Speaker 4: Yesterday I had to go to my thirteen year old son, Paul.
- 2:53Speaker 4: I had to go to his school to go get
- 2:55Speaker 4: his phone. Oh there was an incident that went down
- 2:59Speaker 4: and luckily he wasn't there. He said he ran off
- 3:03Speaker 4: or whatever. But they got this new thing kids are
- 3:05Speaker 4: doing call they call it pantsing, And I.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Was like, nothing new, We've been doing it since eighties, right, yeah,
- 3:11Speaker 1: but I never knew it was called pants and I
- 3:13Speaker 1: just would yank. Yeah, but you used to do this.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Oh you were that kid athletics. Yeah you used to
- 3:20Speaker 1: pants people.
- 3:21Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh my god, all the time and try
- 3:24Speaker 5: and yeah. I used to used to hate you. I
- 3:27Speaker 5: used to get pants. I'd be a track practice and
- 3:29Speaker 5: all the football players be like right.
- 3:31Speaker 1: In front of the girls. Just I don't know. It
- 3:34Speaker 1: was a right of passage, but no, it wasn't.
- 3:36Speaker 2: I hate that kind of stuff. That's bullying.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't pant. I mean everybody was laughing when
- 3:42Speaker 1: I was a kid. I don't know.
- 3:47Speaker 2: When I was a kidding, people used to try to
- 3:48Speaker 2: pants meet we were fighting.
- 3:50Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I would fight you. Now you touched
- 3:54Speaker 1: my pants. You're trying to pull my think about this,
- 3:56Speaker 1: you're trying to pull my pants down?
- 3:59Speaker 6: I mean yeah, you think.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Yeah. And again it's been a thing for a long time.
- 4:03Speaker 4: But back then, I would, you know, track shorts, and
- 4:05Speaker 4: they just they'd either do that or give you a
- 4:07Speaker 4: wedgie and pull it up.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Put what school did you go have your pants down
- 4:11Speaker 3: or billy me?
- 4:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'd rather have aggie.
- 4:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Interesting, we didn't do this stuff.
- 4:19Speaker 2: At my school.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did it. I mean it's just crazy, man,
- 4:22Speaker 1: that's that's that's.
- 4:23Speaker 2: What they did.
- 4:23Speaker 1: But thank god he wasn't involved in that.
- 4:25Speaker 4: He said he had read he ran off when he
- 4:27Speaker 4: saw him gathered start doing that. But he dropped his
- 4:30Speaker 4: phone and the librarian turned it in. So I was like, oh, man,
- 4:33Speaker 4: is he in trouble And they were like no, but
- 4:35Speaker 4: I had to sign to get his phone back.
- 4:37Speaker 1: He dropped his phone. Yeah, he took off. Yeah, boy,
- 4:41Speaker 1: is this your kid? Put on the line music, Paul?
- 4:46Speaker 1: You know Paul is Innocent's Paul?
- 4:48Speaker 4: Yeah, Paul don't do stuff like that. Yeah you're right, yeah,
- 4:52Speaker 4: Brendan maybe, but not Paul.
- 4:55Speaker 1: See, when I was a kid, We didn't do stuff
- 4:57Speaker 1: like it at my school. I think because in my
- 4:59Speaker 1: high school, good chance you would have got stabbed. That
- 5:04Speaker 1: was that rough.
- 5:05Speaker 2: It was kind of a rough school.
- 5:06Speaker 1: So like you wouldn't pant someone without expecting not to
- 5:09Speaker 1: get your face punched. There was consequences. I'm not saying
- 5:13Speaker 1: it was right, right, but I mean we used to
- 5:15Speaker 1: get people flat tires. Oh yeah, I remember we step
- 5:18Speaker 1: on the back of their shoe flat or what.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Is the other thing that we used to do at lunch?
- 5:26Speaker 2: Used to do it. You'd be like, uh spawn do oh?
- 5:29Speaker 1: Yes, hit your food dad, and you'd hit their food tray.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Everything would fall.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Apparently Pooh was just pants and everyone were I was.
- 5:41Speaker 1: I didn't go lie, I was bad.
- 5:42Speaker 2: You didn't pants? Girls? So did you?
- 5:44Speaker 6: No?
- 5:44Speaker 1: I didn't do that. No I do that now though, no.
- 5:52Speaker 7: Kid in the morning, only.
- 5:54Speaker 8: One or two point nine.
- 5:56Speaker 1: We got a lot going on today, Candice Lopez, What
- 5:58Speaker 1: is up?
- 5:59Speaker 3: Well Way movevoluntarily recalled over thirty seven hundred self driving
- 6:02Speaker 3: cars for software updates after that one entered a flooded
- 6:05Speaker 3: roadway in San Antonio. Do you remember that one?
- 6:08Speaker 2: Yes?
- 6:09Speaker 3: The company says that they are working to implement additional
- 6:11Speaker 3: software safeguards, including reworking how they operate during extreme weather.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Weimo has resumed operations, but they aren't taking passengers again
- 6:20Speaker 3: just yet. They will notify users when that service is back,
- 6:23Speaker 3: but they also need to fix the issue with them
- 6:25Speaker 3: running red lights. Did you see that one in Dallas?
- 6:28Speaker 2: Yes?
- 6:28Speaker 1: The guy downtown, Yes, he happened to be you know, recording,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and the weaymo just literally right in the middle of
- 6:35Speaker 1: a red light just goes left through traffic.
- 6:38Speaker 3: Yes, Luckily no one was injured, but they're saying, you know,
- 6:41Speaker 3: Waimo says, the traffic light appeared heavily dimmed from the
- 6:45Speaker 3: vehicle's perspective, so they're working to address that issue as well.
- 6:49Speaker 3: I'm like, dim does that an excuse work for me?
- 6:52Speaker 3: If I run it, you.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Could still tell it's red. Yeah, So I don't know
- 6:55Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Heavily data rightdn't.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't it notice like the other cars movements?
- 7:01Speaker 1: See, that's always the part that worries me on these
- 7:03Speaker 1: way mos. Yeah. Tesla's self driving is when you know,
- 7:06Speaker 1: like you know, why when the sun is in your
- 7:08Speaker 1: eyes right, like you can't tell me the camera can
- 7:11Speaker 1: figure out what's what in that situation that's gonna be hard,
- 7:14Speaker 1: or if it's shining on the traffic light it might
- 7:16Speaker 1: affect thing.
- 7:17Speaker 2: I get nervous about that.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I do too, because like if I ran
- 7:20Speaker 3: one and told the cop, well it was heavily dimned, sorry,
- 7:22Speaker 3: sirk it out.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Yeah you think so, you would why I'd be in jail.
- 7:26Speaker 3: No, I'd never j.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Get you get out of all tickets. Well you drove
- 7:31Speaker 1: around last time. You didn't even have a license playoff?
- 7:34Speaker 3: Well I didn't. They pulled me over though I had
- 7:35Speaker 3: no idea if someone had stolen it off the back.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Of my car, that would be a felony stop for me.
- 7:39Speaker 1: They get your hands up, come out of the vehicle,
- 7:43Speaker 1: walk this way you were. They were like, hey, you
- 7:46Speaker 1: realize you don't have a license plate.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Silly.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what's funny is I had a picture
- 7:51Speaker 3: of that car with the license plate on on my
- 7:54Speaker 3: phone and I was like, look, this is it. I
- 7:57Speaker 3: don't know where it went, and we were I was
- 7:58Speaker 3: on my way to stuff of us, right in the
- 8:00Speaker 3: parking lot. So I was like, I'm doing a toy
- 8:02Speaker 3: drive right here. I promise, like I'm legit yeah, but
- 8:05Speaker 3: they did let me go.
- 8:06Speaker 1: They treat us differently me and poo, oh my gosh.
- 8:09Speaker 1: I did call them one of you and say, hey,
- 8:10Speaker 1: I'm getting locked up. I just want to let you.
- 8:12Speaker 2: That's probably because you have warrants.
- 8:13Speaker 3: But yeah, guys, Google searches for a tired at work
- 8:18Speaker 3: are up two hundred and forty three percent. So this
- 8:22Speaker 3: is according to a new pole. Fatigue at work searches
- 8:26Speaker 3: are up almost the same, and searches for brain fog,
- 8:29Speaker 3: they say, jumped seventy four percent.
- 8:31Speaker 2: What are we googling it for?
- 8:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 8:32Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 8:33Speaker 2: We know what happens.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Why am I tired at work?
- 8:35Speaker 2: What can I do about it?
- 8:37Speaker 3: Who else is tired at work? I don't know who's
- 8:39Speaker 3: searching this. But it also says, you know, workers who
- 8:41Speaker 3: are well hydrated clock over an hour of more productive
- 8:45Speaker 3: hours a day than those who drink little to know water.
- 8:48Speaker 2: That's false.
- 8:48Speaker 1: So what that's so false? Why because the co workers
- 8:52Speaker 1: who drink the big gallons of water. Yeah, they're in
- 8:54Speaker 1: the bathroom nonstoff. Yeah, they're taking that bad point.
- 8:57Speaker 2: That's why don't drink You drink a lot of water.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I mean I drink water.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, but yeah, you know the people
- 9:02Speaker 1: who like, I gotta drink this half gallon before noon, Yeah,
- 9:05Speaker 1: it's like then they're in the bathroom every twenty seconds.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Yeah no, I am in the bathroom every twenty seconds.
- 9:10Speaker 3: But I know, no, I know it's hard with this
- 9:13Speaker 3: job because I got to hold it half my life.
- 9:15Speaker 3: Me too, because like right now I'm holding it. I
- 9:18Speaker 3: haven't gone since I got to work at five this morning.
- 9:20Speaker 2: So stop everything going ahead.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Yea, when we come back, I'll talk you about Taylor
- 9:24Speaker 3: Swift and her cake incident. No, seriously, Taylor Swift, you
- 9:28Speaker 3: know she gets her life analyzed all the time when
- 9:31Speaker 3: she's out in public, and this time it's all about cake.
- 9:34Speaker 3: So she was at Lena Dunham's fortieth birthday dinner in
- 9:37Speaker 3: New York. I guess they were in this private room
- 9:39Speaker 3: that had like a table for this party of ten.
- 9:42Speaker 3: So Lena posted a selfie and you could kind of
- 9:44Speaker 3: see half of the dinner table in the background. So
- 9:47Speaker 3: people start zooming in to see that Taylor Swift never
- 9:51Speaker 3: ate her piece of birthday cake.
- 9:52Speaker 2: People care about the most random.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Stuff I know, and they're kind of going off on this.
- 9:57Speaker 3: She's had to get married exactly. She's on the wedding
- 10:00Speaker 3: can shreddit for the wed and diet.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Cool. Well that's normal, That's totally normal.
- 10:04Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 10:04Speaker 3: So it's funny.
- 10:06Speaker 1: People are like analyzing everything. Well, you know, people do
- 10:09Speaker 1: that with even people who aren't famous. Yeah.
- 10:12Speaker 2: I mean I'm guilty of at the times.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you ever screenshot somebody's picture and see what's
- 10:16Speaker 1: going on in the background.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Sometimes, Yeah, I have, or like I want to like
- 10:19Speaker 3: look at their shirt better, see Yeah, I've done that before,
- 10:24Speaker 3: like their shoes. Actually I zoomed in on someone's watch
- 10:27Speaker 3: and then I sent it to my friend Steve because
- 10:29Speaker 3: he's big on you know, AI and I was like, hey,
- 10:31Speaker 3: what watches his? And so he'd let me know what
- 10:34Speaker 3: it was.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Ooh I thought I was a creep.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was just curious. I was like, because
- 10:37Speaker 3: this wasn't a quote unquote influencer who's posting a link
- 10:40Speaker 3: to this watch? And I was like, that's cute? What
- 10:42Speaker 3: is that?
- 10:43Speaker 1: You liked it up for me? Yeah? Good for you
- 10:45Speaker 1: for sure.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Anyways, I canna slowpez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 10:49Speaker 3: I'll mixed one or two points. What are you zooming
- 10:51Speaker 3: in on?
- 10:51Speaker 2: Well, I mean not that I was just like food.
- 10:53Speaker 1: No, he zooms in, because that's how you saw that
- 10:55Speaker 1: I had another charge exactly exactly.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Somebody puts it.
- 11:00Speaker 1: First of all, when Pouh started putting pictures of his
- 11:02Speaker 1: bedroom up, we've never been to his apartment.
- 11:04Speaker 2: I wanted to see what was going on.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Because he had books next to his bed, I think, which.
- 11:08Speaker 2: He's never read? And what books are? They name him?
- 11:11Speaker 1: Right now?
- 11:13Speaker 4: Okay, doctor, it's a book about uh Muhammad Ali. Yeah
- 11:18Speaker 4: did you read it?
- 11:19Speaker 1: Yeah? Mostly pictures, but yeah, I read.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Okay.
- 11:25Speaker 1: But when I saw him post some I'm like, let
- 11:27Speaker 1: me zoom in and see what's going on. And that's how
- 11:28Speaker 1: I found the second charger.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
- 11:30Speaker 1: And then he said, oh, I'll keep one on each night,
- 11:32Speaker 1: staying in case I roll over and want to charge
- 11:34Speaker 1: my phone. Big lies, biggest lie ever. Cannie, All right,
- 11:40Speaker 1: we are done, Okay, go to the bathroom. I call
- 11:44Speaker 1: nice today. Well, I mean yeah, like high around ninety two,
- 11:47Speaker 1: so kind of hot.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Yeah, close to a record, is it really?
- 11:49Speaker 1: Yeah? It's mix one or two point nine. Good morning
- 11:51Speaker 1: billy kid, Cannae loan pass produce your poo. Yeah ninety
- 11:54Speaker 1: two today almost a record high tomorrow ninety with some clouds.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Saturday looks good. Sunday they're talking about rained. Okay, so
- 12:01Speaker 1: just giving you a heads up now, so you know
- 12:03Speaker 1: what you're dealing with this weekend.
- 12:04Speaker 6: Let's do it.
- 12:05Speaker 1: We got dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty.
- 12:07Speaker 1: I got a four pack of tickets right now, says
- 12:08Speaker 1: Tome Street Live first caller.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Who's his?
- 12:11Speaker 9: What Bryan?
- 12:12Speaker 1: And wrap Bryan? What's up?
- 12:14Speaker 7: Hey?
- 12:14Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 12:17Speaker 1: Driving a school right now? Got him and he's always
- 12:19Speaker 1: trying to give me to call in. Well, guess what,
- 12:22Speaker 1: he's smart because you guys won your first caller.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Ye see he's hype.
- 12:30Speaker 6: I like that.
- 12:31Speaker 7: Good.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be fun, says to me Street Live.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Four pack of tickets, So congrats.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Thank you very much. We love listening to you guys.
- 12:38Speaker 3: We just can't kick out of you guys every morning.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Olla.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate that very much.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 12:43Speaker 2: That means a lot. I know he's probably excited for
- 12:45Speaker 2: summer and getting out of school.
- 12:46Speaker 7: Dude.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you actually, uh, like about a week or
- 12:48Speaker 1: two ago, you're wasting on a uh waste on a
- 12:52Speaker 1: star test thing. Yes, that's right.
- 12:55Speaker 2: How do you do how was it.
- 12:56Speaker 1: I loved its. Good job, Brat, give it up for Braxton.
- 13:01Speaker 1: That's what's up.
- 13:03Speaker 6: Appreciate it.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Absolutely, stay right there, Brian. I forgot about that star testing.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Yeah last week.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Thank god that's over with. That gives me anxiety for
- 13:11Speaker 1: the kids, it really does. All right, let's do a
- 13:13Speaker 1: realer fake news. I'm gonna give you three headlines. Gonna
- 13:16Speaker 1: tell me which one is fake, which one is the
- 13:18Speaker 1: fake headline? And Candice Lopez congrats because you already won.
- 13:22Speaker 1: I'm already saying that one.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Who's going first today? Remember yesterday we said for the
- 13:27Speaker 3: rest of the week.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot about that. Wow, alchem, let's do it.
- 13:32Speaker 1: You're still gonna win, all right. Headline number one Delta
- 13:36Speaker 1: passenger goes viral as he attempts to board flight with
- 13:39Speaker 1: emotional support Rotisserie Chicken. Delta passenger goes viral as he
- 13:46Speaker 1: attempts to board flight with an emotional support Rotisserie.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Chicken headline number one.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Headline number two man led police on a high speed
- 13:55Speaker 1: chase dressed as the Easter Bunny. Police on a high
- 14:00Speaker 1: speed chase dressed as the Easter Bunny. Headline number three.
- 14:05Speaker 1: French police are warning drivers to look out for drunk deer.
- 14:11Speaker 1: French police are warning drivers to look out for drunk deer.
- 14:15Speaker 1: You got three headlines right there. You gotta tell me
- 14:17Speaker 1: which one is the fake headline. We're gonna let producer
- 14:21Speaker 1: Pooh go first, or you could pass it back to Kandaelopes.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be funny?
- 14:26Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be great?
- 14:28Speaker 1: Okay, you're refusing, that's part of the rules.
- 14:32Speaker 2: All right, Pooh, you go first.
- 14:34Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to the first story, the emotional support
- 14:37Speaker 4: Rotisserie chicken.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Okay, all right, sounds so delicious, tistry chicken. Oh, don't
- 14:45Speaker 1: tell me about a good RC.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Yeah, r is.
- 14:47Speaker 1: I actually went to tom thumb one yesterday to get one. Yeah,
- 14:50Speaker 1: and there's a life hack right there. You gotta go
- 14:52Speaker 1: for the roast history chicken in the back. Yeah. Oh yeah,
- 14:55Speaker 1: don't get up there.
- 14:56Speaker 2: I don't get the one up front that's been under
- 14:57Speaker 2: the tanning bed.
- 15:00Speaker 3: I'm always scared that someone has taken the RC and
- 15:02Speaker 3: their cart and shopped around and then said, never mind,
- 15:04Speaker 3: let me just put it back.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Sorry, who does that?
- 15:10Speaker 3: I'm sure people have done it.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Because you will find a random item in another space.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I saw that the other day there was whipped cream.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Whipped cream. It's supposed to be refrigerated by the pop tarts.
- 15:21Speaker 1: I thought to myself, Tom Thumb is wilding out. Yeah,
- 15:24Speaker 1: all right, well let's lock that in. Locked in, Canda.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Slow pans uh, lock me up for that last story,
- 15:31Speaker 3: I think to drunk deer story, because that doesn't make
- 15:33Speaker 3: any sense. Yeah, were they out drinking champagne in France?
- 15:36Speaker 2: What deer allowed to drink?
- 15:38Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 15:38Speaker 2: And what are they drinking?
- 15:39Speaker 1: Right? And I want something chagne? All right, let's lock
- 15:42Speaker 1: it in, go ahead, locked in. The winner today is
- 15:48Speaker 1: producer Poop. I was so close to lying and saying
- 15:57Speaker 1: you want I was gonna try to flip the story
- 16:02Speaker 1: and make.
- 16:02Speaker 2: It real, but I can't do that. You can't lie.
- 16:06Speaker 2: You cannot lie. Okay, congrats Pooh pooh, what you gave
- 16:10Speaker 2: him the win?
- 16:11Speaker 9: No?
- 16:11Speaker 3: I mean, obviously you're going to make up a story
- 16:13Speaker 3: about an RC. Well, it's a jam, that is my jam.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't get one yesterday though, because it was
- 16:19Speaker 1: one left, one rotisserie chicken left, and it was just
- 16:24Speaker 1: sitting there and it just looks.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Sad, right, a yellow sticker on it.
- 16:29Speaker 1: You know, it should have been. Yeah, it should have been.
- 16:31Speaker 1: If I'm coming in at eight o'clock at night for
- 16:33Speaker 1: a RCaH, I need it half off.
- 16:36Speaker 3: They do it a they do.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Oh you go to Kroger all right.
- 16:40Speaker 1: French police are warning drivers to look out for a
- 16:42Speaker 1: drunk deer or for multiple drunk deer.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:46Speaker 1: I guess what's going on is they're saying that there's
- 16:48Speaker 1: intoxicated wildlife running around in erratic circles, jumping, tumbling in fields,
- 16:56Speaker 1: which makes no sense until you find out that these
- 16:59Speaker 1: wild animals are eating fermented fruit. Oh, you know, so
- 17:04Speaker 1: plant buds and maybe possibly even decaying vegetation that could
- 17:06Speaker 1: produce a natural intoxicating effect.
- 17:09Speaker 2: So they are drunk.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Technically, technically they're drunk, so the resulting behavior. Officers are
- 17:16Speaker 1: warning people they are unpredictable. So if you see a
- 17:18Speaker 1: deer on the side of the road, it might jump
- 17:20Speaker 1: out in front of you. Oh, it might be in.
- 17:22Speaker 2: The Taco Bell drive through line.
- 17:24Speaker 3: For sure.
- 17:25Speaker 1: It's drunk. It doesn't know what it's doing. Isn't that weird.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It's so weird to think animals get drunk. To me, Oh,
- 17:36Speaker 1: I hope a deer drunk dials me. I love deer.
- 17:40Speaker 2: So that's a real story.
- 17:41Speaker 1: The other story is a man led police on a
- 17:43Speaker 1: high speed chase dressed as the Easter Bunny.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Because our world is just this. Where do you think?
- 17:50Speaker 1: Florida, Florida.
- 17:51Speaker 2: I can't make it up.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Yes, Florida in Florida. I guess this happened. It's a
- 17:56Speaker 1: twenty nine year old man. He was on a motorcycle.
- 17:58Speaker 1: His name is Dalton. Should have known the name Dalton.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Lock him up now, just lock lock all Daltons up.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Unless it's Andy Dalton, the quarterback. Remember from TCU. You
- 18:09Speaker 1: don't know Andy Dalton.
- 18:11Speaker 2: He's a ginger. Actually lock him up? Why gingers are wild?
- 18:14Speaker 2: Due either way.
- 18:17Speaker 1: He was arrested after leading police on a high speed
- 18:19Speaker 1: chase earlier this month. He was clocked at one hundred
- 18:21Speaker 1: and twenty miles an hour, and he was dressed as
- 18:24Speaker 1: a bunny. It wasn't a full body suit, but it
- 18:27Speaker 1: was an elaborate helmet. Oh I've seen these helmets before.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Easter Bunny helmets. Yeah.
- 18:33Speaker 1: So he had giant plush ears, blue eyes, and a
- 18:36Speaker 1: pink nose and he was going one twenty down the highway.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:40Speaker 1: So he's facing charges of reckless driving, felony, fleeen, and
- 18:43Speaker 1: eluting law enforcement. Imagine if you're driving around you just
- 18:46Speaker 1: see the easter Bunny going one hundred and twenty yeah,
- 18:49Speaker 1: down the highway trying to run from the police. Wild
- 18:53Speaker 1: What I mean, who thinks running from the police, Listen
- 18:56Speaker 1: to me, rarely works? It rarely has it ever worked
- 19:00Speaker 1: where you're like, oh, and this guy got away and
- 19:02Speaker 1: nothing happened. I mean, and they're usually they're running for
- 19:05Speaker 1: the most ridiculous reasons, like a traffic warrant or something stupid.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Pooh you, I can't believe. I'm gonna ask this, what
- 19:12Speaker 1: have you ever ran from the police?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm not in the car, but like on foot.
- 19:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Two years ago, I was like.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Tell, first of all, tell the kids who were listening.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do a kid, don't do it.
- 19:25Speaker 2: So I was soon dressed as the easter bine.
- 19:28Speaker 4: No, I was somewhere I shouldn't have been, just hanging out,
- 19:30Speaker 4: and they rolled up on the hill and everybody took
- 19:33Speaker 4: off running.
- 19:33Speaker 2: So I ran too, And then does that count?
- 19:36Speaker 4: And the houses in South Dallas they're like up on bricks,
- 19:39Speaker 4: and so so I hid up under the a house
- 19:42Speaker 4: and I was good. I was like, okay, they ain't
- 19:45Speaker 4: gonna catch me. Then this crackhead crawled up under there
- 19:47Speaker 4: with me. And there's a famous cop if you go
- 19:52Speaker 4: to South Dallast, they call him Jack Rabbit because he
- 19:54Speaker 4: will chase you for days and won't take a breath,
- 19:57Speaker 4: a break or anything. He came, he started, he said,
- 20:01Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you all five minutes to get up
- 20:02Speaker 4: out of there. But we both took off running and
- 20:05Speaker 4: finally he let that dog loose and I just stopped.
- 20:07Speaker 1: I was like, man, I ain't out running a German shepherd. Wow, Hey, Candas,
- 20:11Speaker 1: you ever asked something and then immediately regret it. It's
- 20:17Speaker 1: bill at a kid Cannas low Pets producer, Pooh, you
- 20:20Speaker 1: don't understand cannas.
- 20:21Speaker 2: How hard we have it as men when it comes out. Wow,
- 20:28Speaker 2: I say that just to word.
- 20:30Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 20:33Speaker 1: You are.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Is there anything we could do?
- 20:34Speaker 8: No?
- 20:35Speaker 2: Just carry on, let me splash it with water.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Better.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 20:40Speaker 1: So when I read this, I was like, this is
- 20:42Speaker 1: according to most women, and especially this one girl who's
- 20:45Speaker 1: went viral on TikTok talking about it. What is the
- 20:48Speaker 1: cringiest thing a man can wear? Okay, and I'm gonna
- 20:51Speaker 1: tell you right now, it's so hard as a guy
- 20:53Speaker 1: to dress.
- 20:54Speaker 2: It's so hard. So what do you think most.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Women said, is the cringiest thing, the biggest I thing a.
- 21:01Speaker 2: Man can wear?
- 21:03Speaker 3: Socks and sandals.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Socks and sandals kind of close. Bucket hats, bucket hats.
- 21:11Speaker 2: I thought we're back in style.
- 21:13Speaker 3: They come and go, so it could be cringed today
- 21:15Speaker 3: and not tomorrow.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't wear bucket hats, but I mean, okay, no,
- 21:18Speaker 1: it's not a bucket hat.
- 21:19Speaker 3: I don't think you're gonna guess finance pro vest.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie trail vest.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I call him.
- 21:28Speaker 3: If you got a lunch and Dace, that is true.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that Patagonia vest that every guy wears.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Oh my god, finance pro vest. No, it is flip flops. Oh,
- 21:45Speaker 1: flip flop? Flip flops? Is it flip flops? They say,
- 21:50Speaker 1: is the cringiest thing a man can wear? And you know,
- 21:53Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if that's fair.
- 21:55Speaker 3: I mean, think about like the difference between like slides
- 21:58Speaker 3: and a flip flop. It's that that goes between the
- 22:01Speaker 3: two toes. That's where it gets sketchy.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Okay it is. I was going to ask you what
- 22:06Speaker 1: is it about the flip flops? Because here's the deal,
- 22:10Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say this out loud. I bought a
- 22:13Speaker 1: new pair of flip flops. I do know, yes, exactly,
- 22:18Speaker 1: because if I go on the boat by the pool
- 22:20Speaker 1: sometimes I don't know why. I don't like having slides,
- 22:23Speaker 1: like most slides to me are uncomfortable and as cringe
- 22:27Speaker 1: as it is. I like wearing socks with my slides, okay,
- 22:30Speaker 1: because it's comfortable. No I care what I look like
- 22:34Speaker 1: I do, but I don't. I don't.
- 22:36Speaker 3: I'm not going to go on public when slides and
- 22:38Speaker 3: socks every day.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Thank you, But it is so hard as like a
- 22:43Speaker 1: man in his forties, I don't know what a shop
- 22:46Speaker 1: for clothes. Yeah, I don't have a wife, I don't
- 22:48Speaker 1: have a girlfriend.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Where do I go?
- 22:50Speaker 1: Yeah, say, yeah, you're in your sixties. As a name
- 22:53Speaker 1: of his sixties, where do you shop?
- 22:56Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good question.
- 22:58Speaker 2: I know it's not But where do you go?
- 23:01Speaker 1: Where does a guy go from? Really?
- 23:04Speaker 3: I guess I don't know. I don't wear polos, Yeah,
- 23:07Speaker 3: they don't tell just polos. There's sell a lot of
- 23:09Speaker 3: street wearing stuff now.
- 23:10Speaker 1: But the point is the point is are flip flops
- 23:12Speaker 1: that grody?
- 23:13Speaker 3: I mean, tell me if your toes are hairy first
- 23:16Speaker 3: and will tell you, let me ask you.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Then let's get let's get personal, because that's what this
- 23:21Speaker 1: girl said. She goes, Oh my god, yes, flip flops
- 23:23Speaker 1: are so gross. The toe hair question mark, I cannot Okay,
- 23:27Speaker 1: Well what do you want us to do? Would you
- 23:29Speaker 1: rather shave our toes?
- 23:30Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you could, just like real quick on top.
- 23:33Speaker 3: It's expressive. Yeah, just take your razor and just yeah, but.
- 23:38Speaker 1: It's go go back that much thicker. That's a myth.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I don't think sure, that's a myth. I mean I
- 23:43Speaker 1: don't think I have.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Why do you think women shave their legs?
- 23:47Speaker 6: Right?
- 23:47Speaker 3: Because no one wants to see our leg hair. Don't
- 23:50Speaker 3: the same about your toes.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Women.
- 23:52Speaker 1: But here's the deal, no one's gonna judge you for
- 23:54Speaker 1: shaving your legs. We will never hear the end from
- 23:58Speaker 1: some of our friends if we shave our toes. Shap
- 24:01Speaker 1: If I shaved my toes and Pooh found out I
- 24:02Speaker 1: shaved my toes, he'd be like, I can't believe you
- 24:05Speaker 1: shaved your toes.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Well, if it's excessive hair, I mean you could just
- 24:08Speaker 3: cut it back a little bit.
- 24:10Speaker 1: I give it a fade. Yeah, my big toes got
- 24:12Speaker 1: a mullet. My big toes got the Morgan walling. You
- 24:17Speaker 1: know what do you do that?
- 24:19Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Okay, well I've seen some hairy toes before, some public.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Some girls, and let me know, because maybe I'll shave
- 24:27Speaker 1: my toes.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. Can we wear flip flops tomorrow?
- 24:31Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. I don't have flip flops. I have slides,
- 24:33Speaker 4: all slides slides.
- 24:36Speaker 1: You want to wear your slides tomorrow and I'll wear
- 24:38Speaker 1: my flip flops and we'll see if we gross Candae out.
- 24:41Speaker 1: But wear it with no socks. Oh yeah, down, all right,
- 24:44Speaker 1: Yeah tomorrow is a big day. Oh yeah, Friday too.
- 24:48Speaker 1: We're gonna wear georts tomorrow. Yeah, we wear georts on Fridays.
- 24:52Speaker 1: George Jorgs and flip flops. The lake straight to town easy,
- 25:00Speaker 1: I went straight to the food court. Tomorrow.
- 25:03Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Well, this girl says.
- 25:06Speaker 1: This girl said, sandals are fine, but it's the combo
- 25:10Speaker 1: that I don't like. You're ready for the combo, she said,
- 25:12Speaker 1: is the worst combo is she talking about? She said,
- 25:15Speaker 1: the worst combo? Any man can wear our jeans with
- 25:18Speaker 1: flip flops. Why what? Why? What do you mean why?
- 25:26Speaker 2: I could see why that would.
- 25:27Speaker 3: Be a pig because you've let your feet free and
- 25:29Speaker 3: nothing else, you know, if you're gonna let yours be free,
- 25:33Speaker 3: let the bes free from knees, ankles and feet all free,
- 25:39Speaker 3: you know, because they're like peeking out. The attention is
- 25:43Speaker 3: all on your feet.
- 25:44Speaker 1: How can I ask you, ladies something personal? Do you
- 25:47Speaker 1: have to shave your toes? No? Are you serious? And
- 25:51Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with if you don't. If you do, yeah,
- 25:53Speaker 1: I know some girls who no, you don't. Would you
- 25:58Speaker 1: know you know a girl who needs the shave her toes?
- 26:02Speaker 1: Did you have them do the dater? Oh no, no,
- 26:06Speaker 1: you stop it. Just a little hair on her toes,
- 26:09Speaker 1: she has, just a little and she didn't shave.
- 26:11Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, some of that thing that's just be growing,
- 26:14Speaker 4: you know, boy, No I don't.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Yeah, just you had a girl that had hairy toes,
- 26:21Speaker 1: just a little, just a little. I mean, we're humans,
- 26:24Speaker 1: overlooked it.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Stuff happens, stuff grows, stuff changes. I might have hairy
- 26:28Speaker 3: toes someday, there's nothing.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Wrong with it. Did she have corn rows on her toes?
- 26:35Speaker 3: Corn rows and manicure toes?
- 26:37Speaker 1: Cornrowses?
- 26:44Speaker 7: Texas Tough Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid
- 26:46Speaker 7: in the.
- 26:46Speaker 8: Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.
- 26:50Speaker 1: K Cannice Slow Pass. We got a banger coming up next.
- 26:52Speaker 1: We got a dirty little secret right now. We got
- 26:54Speaker 1: the top stories in Texas.
- 26:56Speaker 7: What you got?
- 26:57Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, for the first time in World Cup history,
- 26:59Speaker 3: the final map. We'll have a halftime show. We've been
- 27:01Speaker 3: hearing a lot about, you know, entertainment surrounding the World Cup.
- 27:04Speaker 3: But the finals are going to be held at MetLife
- 27:06Speaker 3: Stadium in New Jersey. So Chris Martin from Coldplay was
- 27:10Speaker 3: with Elmo, Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy and Kermit yesterday to
- 27:14Speaker 3: announce this lineup.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a star studied lineup right there.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna feature Madonna, Shakira and BTS. So, yeah,
- 27:22Speaker 3: they're gonna get eleven minutes for this show. The World
- 27:25Speaker 3: Cup Finals are scheduled for Sunday, July nineteenth. By the way,
- 27:29Speaker 3: every match is going to be available on the iHeartRadio app,
- 27:32Speaker 3: So if you're obsessed with the World Cup like a
- 27:35Speaker 3: lot of people are. You don't have to miss a
- 27:36Speaker 3: thing looking forward to that. Also, we have a new
- 27:39Speaker 3: announcement from the tech sector company linked In, the latest
- 27:43Speaker 3: tech company to announce layoffs. They say they plan to
- 27:46Speaker 3: cut five percent of their staff. LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.
- 27:50Speaker 3: The employee over seventeen thousand people full time globally. They're
- 27:54Speaker 3: saying AI is not the cause of these layoffs, but
- 27:58Speaker 3: it's hard to think otherwise.
- 28:00Speaker 1: You know, did you see that woman who was making
- 28:01Speaker 1: a commencement speech, no out of college and she mentioned
- 28:05Speaker 1: AI and she said, well, AI will be, you know,
- 28:07Speaker 1: obviously taking over, and everybody in the crowd started booing her.
- 28:12Speaker 1: All the kids were like, boo, it's wow, Wow, I
- 28:15Speaker 1: hit a sore spot. Well, yeah, I just spent fifty
- 28:18Speaker 1: grand on my education and you're telling me AI's taken over.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not talk about that at graduation for sure.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Well a boo you too, Yeah.
- 28:26Speaker 3: One hundred percent. Guys, raising a kid in America now
- 28:30Speaker 3: costs more than three hundred thousand dollars on average over
- 28:33Speaker 3: eighteen years. A new study says Hawaii is the most
- 28:37Speaker 3: expensive state to raise a kid, while Mississippi is the cheapest.
- 28:41Speaker 3: This study also says parents now spend nearly twenty two
- 28:44Speaker 3: percent of their income on child related costs. And I
- 28:48Speaker 3: just we spend so much money on literally everything, Like
- 28:52Speaker 3: just to play basketball for the summer is like over
- 28:55Speaker 3: one hundred bucks.
- 28:56Speaker 1: No, and Dino Nuggies have won up in price.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Yeah, these dances. They spend thousands of dollars a year.
- 29:02Speaker 3: In high school, you have a Dino more expensive candas,
- 29:06Speaker 3: yeah are they?
- 29:07Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 29:07Speaker 1: You can't feed these kids, yeah, you can't afford to
- 29:10Speaker 1: have people like, oh, we need to have more kids.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Americans are not having kids right. Well you think right.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Gas is so expensive, everything is so expensive. Kids are
- 29:18Speaker 1: the most expensive.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Yeah. Like I have friends with three and four kids
- 29:21Speaker 3: that all play sports and they're just carting them all
- 29:23Speaker 3: around the metroplex to different things. I don't know how
- 29:26Speaker 3: people keep up these days.
- 29:27Speaker 2: It's hard.
- 29:28Speaker 1: It's expensive. Have a friend, yeah, like having Pooh around.
- 29:31Speaker 1: He's expensive.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Yah, I casina.
- 29:34Speaker 1: You gotta feed him, you gotta buy a mambo taxis.
- 29:38Speaker 1: You know, he's probably two hundred thousand dollars to raise him.
- 29:41Speaker 1: He put me on his income. Text as depends.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm claiming Pooh this year.
- 29:47Speaker 1: God, that's it.
- 29:47Speaker 2: I'm claiming them. I'm sorry, but I am.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll feed them lunchables because the lunchibles diving deeper
- 29:53Speaker 3: into the snack culture that is so popular right now
- 29:55Speaker 3: with the launch of the sharcootering Oh yeah, this I
- 30:00Speaker 3: say about time, guys. This is a wearable mini charcuterie board.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Wearable.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Yes, So it's like a literal ring you put on
- 30:07Speaker 3: your fingers, but it's a little charcooterie board you can
- 30:10Speaker 3: hold your snacks on while you eat. I think this
- 30:13Speaker 3: is gonna go viral. I really do, because it comes
- 30:15Speaker 3: in a two pack of these snackable trays. They're going
- 30:18Speaker 3: to roll out nationwide for two dollars and ninety nine cents.
- 30:21Speaker 3: You can sign up for early access at lunchables dot com.
- 30:25Speaker 3: This is all for Junie.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Let's tell you right now, if I can wear it,
- 30:28Speaker 1: it's not enough food. I'm still hungry. I haven't even
- 30:32Speaker 1: seen this thing, and I could tell I'm already hungry.
- 30:34Speaker 3: So it's for National Best Friends Day and you have
- 30:36Speaker 3: one and then you share one with a friend. But
- 30:38Speaker 3: it looks like a little charcuterie board like ring, and
- 30:41Speaker 3: then you put your cheese on there and all your
- 30:42Speaker 3: little lunchibles.
- 30:44Speaker 2: That's cute.
- 30:44Speaker 3: I know, I think it's adorable. I gotta find this, okay.
- 30:47Speaker 3: I love making sharcoos.
- 30:48Speaker 2: I will share it.
- 30:49Speaker 3: Ye okay, I'm trying to slip those are your Texas
- 30:53Speaker 3: tom stories on mess You'll feel better.
- 30:58Speaker 7: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 30:59Speaker 1: We got thousand dollars coming up. Get ready for that.
- 31:01Speaker 1: We'll do it at eight forty. We kick it off
- 31:03Speaker 1: then then we do it all day, every hour on
- 31:04Speaker 1: the forties. Just so much money. Get your cash. You
- 31:08Speaker 1: need it this time of the year. Yeah, I mean seriously,
- 31:10Speaker 1: with school any parties. Bring a yellow shirt to school.
- 31:13Speaker 1: It's spirit weekends. Buy a snack pack day, buy it puppy. Yeah,
- 31:19Speaker 1: so much going on. So one thousand dollars eight forty.
- 31:21Speaker 1: It's mixed one or two point nine. Dirty Little Secret
- 31:23Speaker 1: time bill at a kid can Selow Paz and producer Poon.
- 31:26Speaker 1: If you have a confession, a secret, get it off
- 31:28Speaker 1: your chest anytime you want at eight three three, seven,
- 31:31Speaker 1: eight seven one o two nine.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Now you have one. I don't know what kind of
- 31:35Speaker 2: secret it is, but.
- 31:36Speaker 9: Actually a funny secret. Okay, it's actually funny and I'm
- 31:39Speaker 9: keeping it from my wife.
- 31:40Speaker 1: So okay, a funny secret. I don't know if she'll
- 31:43Speaker 1: think this is funny, but that's okay, go ahead.
- 31:45Speaker 9: No, no, no, you won't. She's you know, lady, she's
- 31:49Speaker 9: been on me about my my drinking. And when I
- 31:52Speaker 9: mean drinking, I'm not you know, I'm not. I'm not
- 31:54Speaker 9: not cleaning up and closing the bar down. Okay, I'm not.
- 31:57Speaker 9: I'm not that guy. Okay, I we you know, I
- 32:01Speaker 9: just I'll just be having long days and I just
- 32:02Speaker 9: want to fruit bruise.
- 32:03Speaker 1: You know how they say, Okay, said you have a
- 32:10Speaker 1: few beers after work.
- 32:11Speaker 2: She doesn't like that.
- 32:12Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:13Speaker 9: And it's it's it's almost like where she's almost counting them,
- 32:16Speaker 9: you know. So at the end of the week she's like, oh,
- 32:18Speaker 9: you had fifteen. Oh I'm sorry, seventeen beers this week, honey.
- 32:22Speaker 1: It's like, what do we like?
- 32:24Speaker 6: Come on?
- 32:25Speaker 1: So she's on to you because she's saying, I mean,
- 32:27Speaker 1: I guess she's right if you have a few beers
- 32:29Speaker 1: every night, yeah, it adds up, It does that up.
- 32:32Speaker 1: But I'm I don't do that. I know a lot
- 32:33Speaker 1: of guys do, though, a lot of guys have to
- 32:34Speaker 1: work to have a beer.
- 32:35Speaker 2: I don't. I don't do that. Pooh does that. He's
- 32:37Speaker 2: a Lockwood distillery and has a few beers.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Maybe a drink, yeah, beer, drink whatever. But you do
- 32:43Speaker 1: it every night. She said, stop it. So you obviously
- 32:46Speaker 1: were like, hell, no, I'll never stop.
- 32:48Speaker 7: No.
- 32:48Speaker 2: I'm sure you didn't.
- 32:49Speaker 9: Say that, you know. Of course I put my foot down.
- 32:53Speaker 9: I said, look, I'm.
- 32:53Speaker 6: A grown man.
- 32:54Speaker 1: So you said you're not gonna stop drinking in.
- 32:57Speaker 9: Every other so way of a word, Yeah, without getting
- 33:00Speaker 9: on the couch every night.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Okay, what's the what's the secret? I'm nervous.
- 33:06Speaker 9: So I went on Amazon, you know how you're googling stuff, man,
- 33:09Speaker 9: and I found uh, like covers, you know, like doctor
- 33:13Speaker 9: Pepper seven. Uh you know, it goes right over the can.
- 33:17Speaker 9: It's like a beer cozy almost.
- 33:20Speaker 3: Okay, but it says doctor Pepper.
- 33:22Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it says sprite doctor Pepper. And
- 33:26Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's the best thing
- 33:28Speaker 9: I ever purchased. I mean, I couldn't wait for it
- 33:30Speaker 9: to come in the mill.
- 33:31Speaker 1: So wait, So she okay, I have seen these because
- 33:34Speaker 1: people I see people do this sometimes it's sporting events
- 33:37Speaker 1: or whatever. She slide the cover over the beer can
- 33:41Speaker 1: and it looks like a doctor Pepper can Now now.
- 33:44Speaker 6: You with me?
- 33:46Speaker 1: No way? So litten.
- 33:52Speaker 9: I feel like I'm working for the CIA. This is
- 33:54Speaker 9: the whole operation, and I'm keeping it going.
- 33:56Speaker 6: Baby.
- 33:57Speaker 2: So she thinks you're just slamming doctor Peppers.
- 34:00Speaker 9: Oh yeah, she's like, oh honey, I love how you just.
- 34:03Speaker 6: You know you're you're cutting back, you're doing this.
- 34:07Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse th doctor Pepper or beer,
- 34:09Speaker 1: but either way, that's hysterical.
- 34:13Speaker 3: I'm surprised she doesn't smell it.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. She doesn't smell it.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Beer would No.
- 34:18Speaker 9: No, I'm a married man. I'm not getting action every
- 34:21Speaker 9: day like we're kids.
- 34:22Speaker 6: So it's's not like coming over smelling my friend.
- 34:27Speaker 3: Just by talking to you close.
- 34:28Speaker 1: I think, I know that's funny. So she doesn't even
- 34:31Speaker 1: get close enough to you to smell you.
- 34:34Speaker 9: Listen, he gets content over there on her side.
- 34:38Speaker 6: Her coup has her own little palka. I'm in my
- 34:40Speaker 6: own little recliner.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Mary's life sounds awesome. Is this what married life is like?
- 34:45Speaker 2: It really is?
- 34:46Speaker 1: Cannis, I mean, wow, day to day day to day,
- 34:49Speaker 1: meaning like there's something I have a kid, so yeah,
- 34:52Speaker 1: I know, so right, But I'm saying so you might
- 34:55Speaker 1: never get close and smooch up on Eric.
- 34:57Speaker 7: No.
- 34:58Speaker 3: I always am close enough to him to smell he's
- 35:00Speaker 3: been drinking.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Yeah, well not kandas is you gonna know?
- 35:07Speaker 9: Listen, listen, listen, everybody win, he win.
- 35:10Speaker 1: I went all right, so you're gonna keep doing it.
- 35:13Speaker 1: She's like, oh, this guy's doctor.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Now it's gonna be like, honey, you're drinking too many
- 35:17Speaker 2: doctor peppers. We need to check your insulin.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:21Speaker 6: The only person to know is the damn dog.
- 35:27Speaker 1: This guy gets so happy drinking doctor peppers. God, he's
- 35:30Speaker 1: on a sugar how he's stumbling? All right, Well, you
- 35:33Speaker 1: know what, that's an innocent secret. It's nothing too crazy.
- 35:36Speaker 1: But there you go.
- 35:37Speaker 6: Man, he'll be fine, all right.
- 35:39Speaker 2: She'll be fine. No, but if she finds out, you
- 35:42Speaker 2: won't be.
- 35:44Speaker 8: All right.
- 35:45Speaker 7: He's going for court. He gets settled here with Billy
- 35:50Speaker 7: the Kid in the morning, right.
- 35:53Speaker 1: For the honible Judge Candace Lopez. Scared, get up, stand up,
- 35:57Speaker 1: come and put your hands up for Judge Lopez. Put
- 36:00Speaker 1: some respect on it. It's mixed one or two point nine.
- 36:03Speaker 1: All right, by the way, money coming up. Eight forty
- 36:05Speaker 1: will do that? Eight forty your first shot, twenty thousand dollars,
- 36:07Speaker 1: fat stacks of cash.
- 36:09Speaker 2: Let's get this court in session.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Okay, Candas, if you've got something you want Candas to
- 36:13Speaker 1: solve or be the judge on at Candas on Air,
- 36:16Speaker 1: on Instagram, at Candas on Air, And this is a
- 36:17Speaker 1: good one, she writes in she says, maybe Candas Court
- 36:20Speaker 1: can help me out with this. My daughter is graduating
- 36:24Speaker 1: and I can't believe how much drama there is with
- 36:26Speaker 1: the ceremony. We only have ten tickets and we have
- 36:31Speaker 1: a big family. So not only is it hard to
- 36:34Speaker 1: pick and choose who gets invited, now there's a serious
- 36:37Speaker 1: plot twist. Her biological dad has reached out and says
- 36:41Speaker 1: he really wants to go, despite not being involved in
- 36:43Speaker 1: her life except for the last couple of years, as
- 36:47Speaker 1: he's tried to quote unquote fix things. I have not
- 36:51Speaker 1: told her he wants to come, and I don't know
- 36:53Speaker 1: if I'm going to. I don't know if I want
- 36:56Speaker 1: the drama, and I also don't know if I want
- 36:59Speaker 1: my husband slash her stepdad to feel awkward. He basically
- 37:03Speaker 1: raised her and has been the father that he wasn't
- 37:07Speaker 1: Should I tell her and let her choose, or should
- 37:10Speaker 1: I not even put the pressure on her. I am
- 37:13Speaker 1: truly confused on what to do. Maybe Candice Courd can help.
- 37:18Speaker 1: It's a tough one. That is tough right off the bat,
- 37:20Speaker 1: and there's a lot of drama when it comes to graduations.
- 37:23Speaker 3: I get it. My niece is graduating on Saturday. She
- 37:25Speaker 3: only gets ten tickets. Oh really yeah, so yeah, unfortunately
- 37:29Speaker 3: everyone can't go. It's really awful.
- 37:31Speaker 1: I hate that. That is kind of bad. I've never
- 37:34Speaker 1: really been to a graduation. I don't think so, you know,
- 37:36Speaker 1: because my son's only fifteen and you know, ready for
- 37:39Speaker 1: the drama. I didn't know there's this much drama because yeah,
- 37:43Speaker 1: if you've got a big family, ten tickets go fast.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Do they really do? I get that she doesn't want
- 37:50Speaker 3: the drama. No one does, but I guess I just
- 37:52Speaker 3: feel like, if this man is back in her life,
- 37:55Speaker 3: she should have the chance to know that and choose,
- 37:57Speaker 3: you know, whether he's there or not. But don't put
- 38:00Speaker 3: it all on her and whatever she decides, don't go
- 38:02Speaker 3: tell him, well she didn't want you there or she
- 38:04Speaker 3: you know, don't make her feel like she's the one
- 38:06Speaker 3: that with all the power.
- 38:07Speaker 1: That's a good point, right, I do feel for everyone
- 38:11Speaker 1: in this situation, except for the dad who's trying to
- 38:14Speaker 1: fix things. Yeah, I mean maybe I do a little bit.
- 38:17Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 38:18Speaker 1: I can kind of relate to this though, just because
- 38:20Speaker 1: you know, my dad wasn't around. Yeah, he did try
- 38:23Speaker 1: to at times get involved and you know, fix things,
- 38:27Speaker 1: but it was never consistent. So would I be upset though,
- 38:31Speaker 1: if my mom didn't tell me he wanted to come
- 38:33Speaker 1: to my high school graduation?
- 38:34Speaker 3: M h, I would be, yeah, because she will forever
- 38:37Speaker 3: think that he didn't want to be there.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Right, So it's like exactly fair. And my dad didn't
- 38:42Speaker 1: come by the way to mine, don't even think he
- 38:44Speaker 1: attempted to come.
- 38:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I've crossed that bridge. I'd wait and cross that
- 38:48Speaker 4: bridge when when I come to it. If I was
- 38:50Speaker 4: the mom, I'm not gonna put my daughter to.
- 38:53Speaker 2: The bridge is here.
- 38:54Speaker 4: I'm just saying I would not tell my daughter. I
- 38:56Speaker 4: wouldn't do you wouldn't tell it. I wouldn't tell my
- 38:59Speaker 4: daughter because for the fact he just now came back
- 39:02Speaker 4: into our lives and you just can't do that.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Well, it's been a few years.
- 39:07Speaker 1: It's been a few years, but he says, she says,
- 39:09Speaker 1: except for the last couple of years, he's tried to
- 39:11Speaker 1: fix things. Yeah, few years.
- 39:13Speaker 3: Well he's trying.
- 39:14Speaker 2: So he is trying.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Like if he just showed up out of nowhere last
- 39:17Speaker 3: month and he was like, I want to go, absolutely not.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Now do I think that he should be able to
- 39:22Speaker 3: go over the step dad if there's other high priority
- 39:24Speaker 3: family members.
- 39:26Speaker 1: No, oh really no.
- 39:27Speaker 3: I think the stepdad goes before him. If he's fathered
- 39:31Speaker 3: this girl.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he earned his right to be there. Race
- 39:35Speaker 1: I paid for all due respect to the stepdad. I
- 39:38Speaker 1: think that is true. But I don't think it should
- 39:40Speaker 1: be one or the other. I think someone else, maybe
- 39:42Speaker 1: a cousin or someone down the road.
- 39:44Speaker 3: It depends. I mean, this is really hard. I mean
- 39:46Speaker 3: I feel for everyone going through this this time of year,
- 39:49Speaker 3: because I know my brother and his wife are going
- 39:51Speaker 3: through it because you know, we've only got ten tickets
- 39:53Speaker 3: and so, you know, and my sister in law, they
- 39:55Speaker 3: have a big family. So I are you all, yeah,
- 39:58Speaker 3: I will be there, Okay, Eric, Eric is not going. Oh,
- 40:03Speaker 3: it's really tough. Well, she has a big family and
- 40:06Speaker 3: you know, it's just there's extra grandparents and things going on,
- 40:09Speaker 3: and siblings. She has more siblings than we do, so yeah,
- 40:12Speaker 3: it's extremely and it's their moment.
- 40:14Speaker 1: It's not to me. It's not about the step dad.
- 40:16Speaker 1: It's not about the dad. It's about her. She's graduating.
- 40:20Speaker 1: This is her time to me pick what she wants
- 40:24Speaker 1: to do with the people in her life. So if
- 40:26Speaker 1: you give her, I would sit her down and be like, hey,
- 40:29Speaker 1: I don't want you to feel any pressure about this.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Your father reached out, he wants to come. If you
- 40:34Speaker 1: don't want him to be there, then guess what I'll say, Hey, sorry,
- 40:38Speaker 1: we don't have any tickets, and I'll say that I
- 40:39Speaker 1: never even told you, right you?
- 40:41Speaker 2: Okay, Cannis, Yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 3: There's a gnat in here, guys. Billy told me there
- 40:45Speaker 3: was a gnat while he was eating his apple, and
- 40:47Speaker 3: it's just trying to join the show.
- 40:49Speaker 1: I'm sorry she caught the Holy ghost because.
- 40:53Speaker 3: I was like, oh, the gnat you were talking about.
- 40:55Speaker 2: All of a sudden, she started waving her hands. I
- 40:57Speaker 2: was like, what, what's going on? Yeah?
- 41:01Speaker 1: Okay, So I feel like we're all Candis and I'm
- 41:05Speaker 1: on the same page.
- 41:06Speaker 2: You wouldn't even mention it to the daughter.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Because that's just a lot of pressure, pressure for a
- 41:10Speaker 4: teenager or whatever.
- 41:11Speaker 1: You said something about the stepdad though, he say his
- 41:13Speaker 1: dad has paid for everything and he's been that if he's.
- 41:17Speaker 4: A stepdad, if you're a step father, you've taken care
- 41:20Speaker 4: of that little girl since.
- 41:21Speaker 3: But right for all due respect, all due.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Respect, I'm not taking away from the stepdad. But at
- 41:29Speaker 1: the same time, I still think it should be her choice.
- 41:32Speaker 1: That's what I would have wanted. I would want my
- 41:33Speaker 1: mom to say, Hey, it's up to you, what do
- 41:35Speaker 1: you want to do, just letting you know so there's
- 41:37Speaker 1: no secrets moving one. Yeah.
- 41:41Speaker 3: I mean it's hard to find a verdict in this case,
- 41:43Speaker 3: but I think the bio dad would be guilty of
- 41:47Speaker 3: being a Commencement Craig. He's got to respect the choice
- 41:51Speaker 3: that's made, whatever that is.
- 41:53Speaker 2: You know, it just is my dad guilty of that?
- 41:58Speaker 1: My dad, No, my dad was amencement.
- 42:02Speaker 2: Was a disappearing Doug.
- 42:06Speaker 3: This is hard. I feel for everyone going through it
- 42:08Speaker 3: this week.
- 42:08Speaker 1: He was a hide and seek cowie and guess what
- 42:12Speaker 1: he won.
- 42:13Speaker 2: He was a hide and Seek champion.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Oh my god, he was the best.
- 42:18Speaker 3: Oh seriously, you'll hang in there because it's feelings get hurt.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Yes, do you know That's how the last time I
- 42:25Speaker 2: saw him, we were playing hide and seek.
- 42:26Speaker 1: Billy stopped and he said, all right, try to find
- 42:29Speaker 1: me Andy, And I looked for eighteen years.
- 42:35Speaker 7: It's Top Stories on the Tense with Billy's Kid in the.
- 42:38Speaker 8: Morning only on the new Mix one O two point nine.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Right, we got everything you need to know right now,
- 42:44Speaker 1: and we have some money coming up to we'll do
- 42:45Speaker 1: that at eight forty Cannislowpez.
- 42:47Speaker 2: What is going on?
- 42:47Speaker 3: Well, the state of Texas is suing Netflix, accusing them
- 42:50Speaker 3: of spying on people, including children, and collecting user data
- 42:54Speaker 3: without consent. Netflix says this lawsuit lacks merit and is
- 42:58Speaker 3: based on inaccurate and distorted information. But this suit alleges
- 43:02Speaker 3: Netflix built surveillance machinery that tracks and logs users viewing habits,
- 43:07Speaker 3: of preferences, devices, and other sensitive behavioral data from kid
- 43:12Speaker 3: and adult profiles. This is a fifty nine page of
- 43:16Speaker 3: filing that also says Netflix deceptively designs its platform to
- 43:20Speaker 3: be addictive. But that's how all of these work.
- 43:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I just assume that's gonna happen.
- 43:25Speaker 1: I still well I mean, unfortunately, maybe I'm crazy, But
- 43:28Speaker 1: if I sign up for something I'm on their platform,
- 43:30Speaker 1: I know they're gonna monitor me.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Yeah, what I'm watching, right, what.
- 43:33Speaker 3: I want to come up with like suggested it shows
- 43:35Speaker 3: for you to watch and stuff.
- 43:36Speaker 2: And I don't even care.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Yeah whatever. Yeah, it's different when your phone's doing it
- 43:40Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you get an AD for
- 43:41Speaker 1: something you randomly talked about.
- 43:44Speaker 2: Then you're like, wait a minute, watching me.
- 43:47Speaker 1: But if I'm on that's like sue on Instagram because
- 43:49Speaker 1: they're coming up with your algorithm.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 43:52Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 43:52Speaker 3: No, I like for them to suggest things for me
- 43:54Speaker 3: beyond that data. You know. I don't know that they're
- 43:57Speaker 3: taking anything like that. But interesting that this Texas would
- 44:00Speaker 3: sue Netflix.
- 44:02Speaker 1: I said, we don't we get bigger things to worry about.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we do. Guys, listen to this. Google
- 44:06Speaker 3: searches for quote tired at work are up two hundred
- 44:10Speaker 3: and forty three percent. This is according to a new poll.
- 44:15Speaker 3: I mean, who's not tired at work?
- 44:16Speaker 1: I meant, hello, Yeah, so you get up at three
- 44:18Speaker 1: in the morning. Of course I'm tired at work.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Yeah. Fatigue at work searches are up almost the same
- 44:23Speaker 3: and then searches for brain fog they say have jumped
- 44:26Speaker 3: seventy four percent. Man, I've googled brain fog a lot
- 44:29Speaker 3: this year.
- 44:30Speaker 1: I have it right now, Yeah, you do. I do.
- 44:32Speaker 3: I think I'm actually okay today, but certain days I'm
- 44:35Speaker 3: just in a fog and I try to chug water
- 44:36Speaker 3: and try to come out of it. But it's I think,
- 44:40Speaker 3: a normal thing we're just trying to deal with.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Well, there's YouTubers now that are making a whole series
- 44:45Speaker 1: out of the way they take naps on their lunch break. Wait,
- 44:48Speaker 1: what have you seen this?
- 44:49Speaker 8: No?
- 44:50Speaker 1: And I watch it. That's the craziest part. There's a
- 44:53Speaker 1: guy that takes a nap every day. He eats lunch
- 44:54Speaker 1: in his car, okay, and it's like real quick, like
- 44:57Speaker 1: ten minutes and lunch he brings he gets in the
- 44:59Speaker 1: back of his test and then he just records himself
- 45:02Speaker 1: videos himself eating and then like putting a video on
- 45:06Speaker 1: and then falling asleep and then waking back up and
- 45:08Speaker 1: going inside.
- 45:09Speaker 2: And for some odd reason, I watch it. Wow, I'm
- 45:12Speaker 2: so creepy.
- 45:13Speaker 3: I mean, do some of these cars they should have
- 45:15Speaker 3: like an option where you put nap mode on and
- 45:17Speaker 3: then all the windows just tint solid dart, so you
- 45:20Speaker 3: could just, you know, take a nap in there, because
- 45:22Speaker 3: that's my thing. I'm down to nap in my car,
- 45:24Speaker 3: but I just don't want people watching me. Yeah, you know,
- 45:26Speaker 3: wondering if I'm okay.
- 45:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you know, I know, yeah, because I
- 45:30Speaker 1: love sleeping in the car. Is weird, but I can
- 45:32Speaker 1: sleep so good in the car. Yeah, especially if someone's driving.
- 45:36Speaker 3: Ooh, oh that's so nice.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Oh, just like, I don't know, so nice. It's the
- 45:40Speaker 2: best nap to me.
- 45:40Speaker 1: In the world. Yeah.
- 45:41Speaker 3: We're all tired at work though. There you go real quick. Guys.
- 45:44Speaker 3: At Taylor Swift, you know, she gets her live analyzed
- 45:46Speaker 3: left and right when she's out in public. This time
- 45:48Speaker 3: they're analyzing her cake. So she was at Lena Dunham's
- 45:53Speaker 3: fortieth birthday dinner. This happened in New York. I guess
- 45:55Speaker 3: they were in some private back room at a really
- 45:58Speaker 3: fancy restaurant. They had a table for ten, and I
- 46:01Speaker 3: guess Lena posted a selfie and you could kind of
- 46:04Speaker 3: see half of the dinner table in the background. So
- 46:07Speaker 3: swifties started zooming in to notice that Taylor never ate
- 46:11Speaker 3: her piece of birthday cake.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you were talking about a different cake.
- 46:15Speaker 3: No, Lena Down's birthday cake.
- 46:19Speaker 1: Are we really talking about this? Yeah, well, of course
- 46:22Speaker 1: she's not eating cake right now. She's about to get married.
- 46:24Speaker 1: I know.
- 46:25Speaker 3: I would love to see what her like wedding diet is,
- 46:27Speaker 3: you know, as she preps for this summer whenever this
- 46:30Speaker 3: is happening. July third is the date I'm hearing now
- 46:33Speaker 3: to be for the wedding. But nobody eats cake this
- 46:35Speaker 3: close to their wedding, do they?
- 46:37Speaker 2: I mean I would the whole.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Bunch of kids don't have it so easy.
- 46:42Speaker 1: We don't.
- 46:43Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because your suit jacket or tucks or whatever
- 46:46Speaker 3: you're wearing at your wedding is going to like hide
- 46:48Speaker 3: anything anything that you would, you know, be worried about,
- 46:50Speaker 3: unlike a woman. Oh, it has to fit perfectly in
- 46:54Speaker 3: the wedding dress, in shape.
- 46:56Speaker 1: You don'tunderstand how hard about all that? I don't. As men,
- 46:59Speaker 1: we have it's so hard hard we do.
- 47:01Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you guys can wear flip flops her way,
- 47:04Speaker 3: No we.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Can't, because you hate flip flops and women. That was
- 47:06Speaker 1: the biggest inck that a man could wear. But tomorrow
- 47:09Speaker 1: blue and I are wearing flip flops.
- 47:10Speaker 3: By the way, I'm excited. Should I wear flip flops?
- 47:13Speaker 1: I don't think I have any Yeah, but it's normal
- 47:15Speaker 1: if you do.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Like when girls wear flip flops. Not a big deal.
- 47:17Speaker 1: But that was ranked is the number one inck to
- 47:20Speaker 1: women that guys can wear. And the biggest ick about
- 47:22Speaker 1: it was hairy toes. Yeah, but do you want a
- 47:27Speaker 1: guy shaving their toes?
- 47:28Speaker 3: I mean, just trim it back a little bit. If
- 47:30Speaker 3: it's like obnoxious, you know, like if you could braid it,
- 47:33Speaker 3: that's too much, you might want to just cut it back.
- 47:37Speaker 2: And then we talked about this earlier.
- 47:39Speaker 1: We found out a dirty little secret who dated a
- 47:42Speaker 1: girl who needed to shave her toes. Right wait, whoa, whoa, don't.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Do that.
- 47:54Speaker 3: Right stories on Mix one of two point nine.
- 47:58Speaker 1: Oh wait, she's on the phone. She is, Okay, you
- 48:02Speaker 1: needed to shave your toes, ma'am.
- 48:07Speaker 3: Oh that's a hot tage.
- 48:08Speaker 7: Let us know what you think.
- 48:09Speaker 3: Here's today's hot tape.
- 48:11Speaker 1: You got to check this out. It's Mixed one or
- 48:12Speaker 1: two point nine. Billy the Kid, Candice Lopez, producer poo.
- 48:15Speaker 1: We got a thousand dollars coming up next to get
- 48:17Speaker 1: ready for that. If you want some money, we do
- 48:18Speaker 1: it all day on the forties, fat stacks of cash.
- 48:21Speaker 1: This girlfriend, she broke up with her man because of
- 48:25Speaker 1: his chat GBT history and she never and it has
- 48:30Speaker 1: nothing to do with betrayal, has nothing to do with
- 48:32Speaker 1: anything like that.
- 48:33Speaker 2: She her name's Lindsay Hall.
- 48:35Speaker 1: She writes like this big column, some substack thing and
- 48:37Speaker 1: she's like, you know, kind of a amussa relationship expert,
- 48:40Speaker 1: and she talks about her own life, talks about things
- 48:42Speaker 1: that are going on, and it's kind of going viral
- 48:43Speaker 1: what happened because it's such a weird situation. So she
- 48:46Speaker 1: borrows his laptop because she had something to do with
- 48:49Speaker 1: hers was not working correctly, which you could tell right
- 48:53Speaker 1: away that that's going to be a problem. She sees
- 48:57Speaker 1: the chat GBT thing open. She opens the chatt because
- 49:00Speaker 1: she was going to use it for something, and she
- 49:02Speaker 1: sees in the corner that he basically has a thread
- 49:05Speaker 1: going out. You know how you have like things you've
- 49:06Speaker 1: searched and chat gept will kind of name it right,
- 49:10Speaker 1: like they'll kind of name it the topic that you
- 49:12Speaker 1: you two were talking about, you and chat Gypt And
- 49:14Speaker 1: she stumbles upon this thing that basically says relationship issues
- 49:19Speaker 1: and uncertainty. So she's like, well, what is he doing
- 49:23Speaker 1: with that?
- 49:24Speaker 6: Right?
- 49:24Speaker 1: So she clicks on it and she finds out that
- 49:28Speaker 1: her man has been asking chat gpt for a relationship advice,
- 49:34Speaker 1: which she does not like at all. Did she violate
- 49:39Speaker 1: his privacy?
- 49:40Speaker 2: Yes? Should she broke up with him? I'll let you
- 49:43Speaker 2: be the judge.
- 49:43Speaker 1: So basically she found out a bunch of questions of
- 49:47Speaker 1: him asking chat gpt about the relationship. For example, oh boy,
- 49:52Speaker 1: she thought it was going to be like him, how
- 49:54Speaker 1: do I deal with her cats? Because she has three cats.
- 49:57Speaker 1: She thought it was going to be something like that,
- 49:59Speaker 1: because she's like, you know, I know he hates my cats,
- 50:01Speaker 1: and how to deal with that or compromise whatever. But no,
- 50:05Speaker 1: from what the first question was is should I be
- 50:09Speaker 1: in love after three and a half months?
- 50:11Speaker 7: Oh?
- 50:12Speaker 1: And then she's like, well what chatchupet answered? Then she
- 50:16Speaker 1: asked another question. He asked another question basically about her
- 50:20Speaker 1: past and should I be worried that she has had
- 50:22Speaker 1: an eating disorder in the past? Oh, and chat GPT's answers,
- 50:27Speaker 1: oh my, and basically says, you know something. Then then
- 50:32Speaker 1: my girlfriend is extra sensitive. How do I navigate this?
- 50:36Speaker 1: I mean, asking chat chip so many.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Things, Jesus first relationship.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Chat GBT comes back and says, from what you're sharing,
- 50:44Speaker 1: you should consider ending the relationship. Well, he doesn't. He
- 50:52Speaker 1: goes on and just keeps, you know, doing his thing.
- 50:54Speaker 1: But this was very recent when he searched it. So
- 50:57Speaker 1: she sees this and she's like, okay, I can't deal
- 51:00Speaker 1: with it. You know what, I'm breaking up with him.
- 51:03Speaker 1: She breaks up with him and goes, hey, I saw
- 51:07Speaker 1: your chat GBT. It's extremely weird to me that you're
- 51:11Speaker 1: asking all these questions. Why don't we just end this oka?
- 51:15Speaker 1: He's like, wait, what, I was asking for advice? It
- 51:18Speaker 1: wasn't that serious. I'm just asking because I have nobody
- 51:21Speaker 1: to talk to. She's like, no, sorry, but this is
- 51:26Speaker 1: weird and you should never bring up my eating disorder
- 51:31Speaker 1: or our relationship issues with a robot.
- 51:34Speaker 10: Right.
- 51:34Speaker 3: This sounds like a literal It's not you, it's me,
- 51:39Speaker 3: but it is.
- 51:40Speaker 1: He says, wait a minute, I'm sorry. You shouldn't have
- 51:44Speaker 1: been checking things on my computer that are my business
- 51:48Speaker 1: and not yours. So fair.
- 51:51Speaker 2: Hot take of the day, Who's right, Who's wrong?
- 51:54Speaker 7: Geez?
- 51:55Speaker 1: He is. He's right, Yeah, she shouldn't be going through
- 51:58Speaker 1: his stuff. I mean that you bowed my stuff? Like,
- 52:01Speaker 1: what if he was?
- 52:02Speaker 3: This is so happened for a reason.
- 52:05Speaker 4: I get that, I get that, But what if he
- 52:07Speaker 4: was emailing a friend, Yeah, and asking the same question
- 52:11Speaker 4: A fair question shouldn't have been she shouldn't have been
- 52:14Speaker 4: stoopid use my computer for your business and get up
- 52:17Speaker 4: out of my my stuff.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Would it be different if this advice was coming from
- 52:20Speaker 1: a friend, a real human right? Would it be different
- 52:22Speaker 1: than if you know? And because I will say, I've
- 52:25Speaker 1: never asked chat GBT relationship questions.
- 52:28Speaker 2: People have, That's what I'm saying.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that over by, Sorry, that just.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Flew my nose.
- 52:38Speaker 1: GBT? Will I die?
- 52:41Speaker 3: Breakup?
- 52:42Speaker 2: There's a little gnat in the studio?
- 52:45Speaker 3: I'r did you see it?
- 52:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.
- 52:51Speaker 2: You can tell we're live? Yeah, coming from poo's ears
- 52:56Speaker 2: or something.
- 52:56Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I don't know anyway. Yeah.
- 53:00Speaker 2: My point is, no, I'm not.
- 53:02Speaker 1: My point is people ask chatchy he questions like this
- 53:07Speaker 1: because especially as a guy, we don't have guys to
- 53:10Speaker 1: talk to like who would be told tho we should.
- 53:13Speaker 3: Why don't you? You should?
- 53:15Speaker 1: Women do this? Men don't. We're not going to talk
- 53:17Speaker 1: about our relationships with each other. Yeah you should? Why
- 53:20Speaker 1: get over it?
- 53:20Speaker 3: It just feels weird why you're humans experience. It doesn't
- 53:25Speaker 3: matter if you're a man or a woman. Talk to people.
- 53:27Speaker 4: I don't know if I could do it would be
- 53:29Speaker 4: and be serious good advice now I have in the past,
- 53:34Speaker 4: I follow my own advice. I've asked billions your questions.
- 53:37Speaker 4: He does give good advice, but other than that, I
- 53:40Speaker 4: just don't.
- 53:41Speaker 2: It's such a dude thing, is my point.
- 53:43Speaker 1: I'm not gonna worry in with that. But would you
- 53:46Speaker 1: break up with your boyfriend because you saw that he
- 53:48Speaker 1: was asking questions? I'm chatchy.
- 53:50Speaker 3: I definitely would look at him differently, for sure, you would, Yeah,
- 53:54Speaker 3: because like, these are all of the things that you're questioning.
- 53:58Speaker 3: Should I love her after three months?
- 54:00Speaker 1: Isn't it normal to ask questions like that?
- 54:02Speaker 3: Yeah, to your friends? I think I could see where
- 54:04Speaker 3: that could be normal, But like, who's asking? Should I
- 54:07Speaker 3: worry about her past eating disorder?
- 54:10Speaker 9: Now?
- 54:10Speaker 1: I know that sounds I know that sounds harsh, but
- 54:14Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he's going how do I handle this?
- 54:17Speaker 1: You know, how do I handle it? I mean when
- 54:18Speaker 1: we go out to eat or so. I don't know,
- 54:20Speaker 1: And I feel sorry for her that she dealt with that, right,
- 54:22Speaker 1: But but is it.
- 54:23Speaker 3: A problem now?
- 54:24Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 54:25Speaker 3: She doesn't have the problem. Now, Why are we asking
- 54:27Speaker 3: about a problem she had back in the day.
- 54:29Speaker 1: Maybe it's just new to him and he doesn't know
- 54:30Speaker 1: how to handle it. So I don't think it's to
- 54:32Speaker 1: I don't think she should have broke up with the
- 54:33Speaker 1: guy yet, that's right. I think it should have been
- 54:35Speaker 1: a discussion, and she shouldn't have just said said, you
- 54:37Speaker 1: know what, we're done.
- 54:39Speaker 2: We're done. That's it. I'm sorry, you're gone. All because
- 54:41Speaker 2: of this, I mean.
- 54:42Speaker 3: We're all just communicating worse and worse as time goes
- 54:45Speaker 3: on as humans. So we have to figure out how
- 54:48Speaker 3: to communicate better. Because if she just straight up said, hey,
- 54:50Speaker 3: I saw this, like what's going on, here's my deal,
- 54:53Speaker 3: and we just talk about it, then she can decide
- 54:55Speaker 3: like based on his responses. But we just don't do that.
- 54:58Speaker 1: I mean, sound like she already had one foot out
- 55:01Speaker 1: the door and just done and pooh, honestly, you are
- 55:04Speaker 1: you need to be stopped so secretive about your phone.
- 55:07Speaker 1: And I'm not saying she should have went through that stuff,
- 55:10Speaker 1: but who is so private when it comes to that
- 55:12Speaker 1: stuff that it's almost weird. If I was in a
- 55:14Speaker 1: relationship with Poo, I'd be weirded out by the fact
- 55:17Speaker 1: that he's so private. Private screen, No, I don't.
- 55:21Speaker 4: Have a private screen no more because y'all shamed me
- 55:24Speaker 4: about that. It's a regular screen. I mean, shamey for
- 55:27Speaker 4: the tongue ring. But if you're shaming for the private screen,
- 55:30Speaker 4: I just hat a.
- 55:31Speaker 2: Tongue ring deserve to be shamed.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you that. But honestly, like for example,
- 55:36Speaker 1: you know, I mean when when you're talking about the
- 55:38Speaker 1: privacy stuff, we say that because you're the kind of
- 55:41Speaker 1: guy honestly that you could be choking and need to
- 55:43Speaker 1: call nine one one and you're like, hurry up my phone,
- 55:46Speaker 1: say give me your phone, what's the pass code?
- 55:47Speaker 2: And you die.
- 55:49Speaker 4: I know, I'd be like hit the side five times
- 55:51Speaker 4: and s O S.
- 55:57Speaker 2: There you go.
- 55:59Speaker 1: I'm out of here. You know what, I can't believe.
- 56:02Speaker 1: I gotta go to the restroom. I can't believe it's
- 56:04Speaker 1: that this is the first time this ever happened in
- 56:06Speaker 1: my career. Yeah, and Nat just flew up my nose.
- 56:09Speaker 4: I feel like a National Geographic special and it's gone.
- 56:12Speaker 1: The flies are just flying all around me. And it's like,
- 56:14Speaker 1: you two can feed Poofer thirty nine cents more. It's
- 56:19Speaker 1: Billy a kid, Candaelopaz producer pooh. So we were just
- 56:22Speaker 1: doing this hot take right where Yeah, this girl broke
- 56:25Speaker 1: up with her man because he asked CHATCHBT for relationship advice.
- 56:29Speaker 2: She found it on his computer and was like, what
- 56:31Speaker 2: are you doing?
- 56:32Speaker 1: Yeah, And some of the questions he was asking was like, Hey,
- 56:35Speaker 1: should I be worried about her eating disorder in the past?
- 56:38Speaker 1: Should I be worried about this? Or how do I
- 56:41Speaker 1: handle this? She's very sensitive? How do I navigate that?
- 56:44Speaker 1: She was freaked out by it and said, uh uh,
- 56:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna break up with him first. And he was shocked.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Which we have an awesome therapist who listens to the show,
- 56:53Speaker 1: doctor Chris, Yeah, doctor, he just hit you up, pooh.
- 56:57Speaker 4: Yeah, And he said he loved the jet GPT segment
- 57:00Speaker 4: in relationship about a relationships and he said how we
- 57:04Speaker 4: communicate is a growing concern. Happy to help you guys,
- 57:07Speaker 4: whatever you need. We need to call him next time,
- 57:10Speaker 4: doctor Chris. We need to call him next time.
- 57:12Speaker 3: Growing concern because we don't communicate, and we.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Will next time, doctor Chris. Thank you now.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Rhiannon said this is unique because she says she uses
- 57:20Speaker 1: this sometimes in her own relationship.
- 57:22Speaker 2: You don't think he should have broken up or they
- 57:24Speaker 2: should have broken up.
- 57:25Speaker 10: Yes, I think that maybe the questions her boyfriend was
- 57:28Speaker 10: asking about her eating disorder were a little bit strange
- 57:31Speaker 10: to be asking because obviously that's I can tell why
- 57:33Speaker 10: she would feel maybe a little bothersome by that, because
- 57:36Speaker 10: that's something she's probably insecure about. But when it comes
- 57:39Speaker 10: to him asking questions about his relationship and needing advice
- 57:44Speaker 10: and then not having really somebody to turn to, especially
- 57:47Speaker 10: being a guy, I don't think that there's anything wrong
- 57:49Speaker 10: with that. I think in my relationship with my boyfriend,
- 57:52Speaker 10: we both you know, we have friends, we have people
- 57:54Speaker 10: we can turn to, but we're also very private about
- 57:57Speaker 10: our issues, and you know, we don't want to let
- 57:59Speaker 10: everybody know every single time we're fighting about something or
- 58:02Speaker 10: arguing about something, so we tend to go to chat
- 58:05Speaker 10: about the conversations or the miscommunication that we're having, or
- 58:09Speaker 10: maybe issues that we may not be understanding each other.
- 58:13Speaker 3: I die, Okay, couples therapy.
- 58:15Speaker 1: So right, this is interesting because so you you and
- 58:19Speaker 1: your boyfriend actually use chatgybt to try to figure out
- 58:22Speaker 1: your problems and solutions together. And I get what you
- 58:25Speaker 1: don't want to tell friends too, because sometimes you don't
- 58:27Speaker 1: want to tell friends because then they judge you, and
- 58:29Speaker 1: then if you break up someone, they go tell somebody
- 58:32Speaker 1: else and then it's like, well, they judge you. So
- 58:36Speaker 1: I'm curious, what's what's the last thing you asked? Chatgybt
- 58:39Speaker 1: is a couple.
- 58:41Speaker 10: I think we were having just a lot of communication
- 58:45Speaker 10: issues on like when I when we're like separated, why
- 58:49Speaker 10: like our communication drops because we don't live together or
- 58:52Speaker 10: anything like that. But we have been together for over
- 58:54Speaker 10: a year, but our communication it becomes kind of spody,
- 58:58Speaker 10: and I think that we're both there very busy. So
- 59:01Speaker 10: we were just going to talk and we're both on
- 59:03Speaker 10: these threads like it'll I'll ask Pat to give me
- 59:06Speaker 10: a list of questions and maybe how I can understand
- 59:09Speaker 10: him better that maybe he can answer and he can
- 59:11Speaker 10: figure out his own solutions to these things, and then
- 59:14Speaker 10: vice versa, he does the same for me, and then
- 59:17Speaker 10: we end up understanding how both of us feel.
- 59:21Speaker 1: And cheaper than therapy, cheaper than couples conflicts with her.
- 59:25Speaker 1: It's helped, yes, So it's helped you to yes, look
- 59:27Speaker 1: at that. Thank you, Rhannon. I appreciate it. I mean right,
- 59:30Speaker 1: you got to use it as a tool, you know what.
- 59:32Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm gonna you can't replace humans, no substitute
- 59:35Speaker 3: then for this.
- 59:36Speaker 1: No, you're not going to completely replace him. I'm getting
- 59:39Speaker 1: on chat right now. I'm gonna ask something. You know what, Here,
- 59:41Speaker 1: I got something I can ask it. How can I
- 59:44Speaker 1: get along better with my co host Candice Lopez? She
- 59:52Speaker 1: is difficult to work with him? Thinking what okay, that's crazy?
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: How fast it comes up? Oh my gosh, it has
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: a whole seven paragraph answer. Working with a co host,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: especially in a roast heavy morning show environment like yours,
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: WHOA is tricky because the same chemistry that makes the
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: show funny can also build resentment off air.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: From the way you talk about Candice Lopez, it sounds
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: less like you hate working with her and more like
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: one your personalities probably clash. You both care about the
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: show too, And three, the bit version of your relationship
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: may be bleeding into the real one. Oh okay. They
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: say a good rule is, if it's not funny off air,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: don't force it on air, because let's be honest, billy.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Radio Chat GPT, because let's be honest, billy. Sometimes you're
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: difficult to work with.
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: What the hell this?
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: Top stories on the tens with Me in the.
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: We get more money coming up at nine forty. We
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: do it on the forties every hour.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Thousands of dollars up for grabs, fat stacks of cash.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Candael Lopez, what's going on?
- 1:01:11Speaker 7: Well?
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: Weaimo voluntarily recalled over thirty seven hundred self driving cars
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: for software updates after that one entered a flooded roadway
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: in San Antonio. That video was crazy. It just drove off, yeah,
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: right into the flood. The company says they were working
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: to implement additional software safeguards, including reworking how they operate
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: during extreme weather, but Waimo has resumed operations. They aren't
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: taking passengers again just yet, but they say they will
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: notify users win that service is bad.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: You're not taking passengers right now anywhere.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: They're not in San Antonio. I don't believe they're taking
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: them here as well, and maybe not Houston. But I
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: think they need to fix the issue with these guys
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: running red lights.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I saw that too on downtown Dallas where the weymo
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: just skirted through the red light.
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: Yeah, just made a left turn out of nowhere. Luckily
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: no one was injured, but Weaimo said the traffic light
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: appeared quote heavily dimmed from the vehicle's perspective and that
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: they are working to address that issue.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Well, I could see on the video was pretty clear
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: as a red light. Yeah, so I don't know what's
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: going on.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: Maybe can't know what.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Maybe their lens was dirty, maybe they're you just need
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: to wipe their front lens.
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: Yeah, the camera, Yeah, when you have this fingerprints on it.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: I still don't have a problem getting in a weay mouth.
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't have a desire to do that.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: You know. It reminds me of it reminds me of
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: my dad taking me to baseball practice as a kid.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Do you mean no one who's.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: If this was a rail system, I probably do it
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: without a driver.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't want to get in the highway
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: with them. But I don't think they get on the highways.
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: Anyway, Oh, they don't. Yeah, I don't think I've seen
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: one on there. I saw one of those autonomous trucks
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: the other day parked on the side of the road
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: with no driver in it.
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Those are weird.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: Those are weird.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: They're and there's now there's eighteen wheelers that are self
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: driving and just nothing in them. That's what that was.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: I didn't have the trailer on it attached. It was
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: just part Yeah, it was weird.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Times are we are?
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: Well.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: For the first time in World Cup history, the final
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: match will have a halftime show. The finals are going
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: to be at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. So the
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: announcement was made yesterday. It was a video that dropped.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: It was Chris Martin from Coldplay and he was with Elmo,
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy and Kermit and they were basically
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: like calling these artists on FaceTime is what it kind
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: of looked like. So this performance is going to feature Madonna,
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: Shakira and BTS. They're going to get eleven minutes for
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: this show. The World Cup Finals are scheduled for Sunday,
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: July nineteenth. By the way, every match is going to
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: be available on the iHeartRadio app So, yeah, people getting
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: really excited for this, and I love you know that
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: there's gonna be a halftime show because yeah music, Well
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: why not?
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like that kind of stuff.
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: They've never done this.
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean soccer or football is such a global
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: international thing you think it would be every year? Yeah?
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Is that just because it's here in North America and
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: here in the US. Maybe that's like our thing.
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: You know.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: People are hating on Madonna. She's performing. People hate on her.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: I don't know how though, because she's like seventy years old, right,
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: still performing when I'm seventy, Like who can barely get
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: out of his seat?
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: He's seventy? What you hear? Snap crackle pops? She's performing?
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can't hate on that.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm looking forward to it for sure.
- 1:04:23Speaker 8: For her.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: Yeah, it granny goll what granny easily could be a grandma?
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: So she probably is.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Is she grandma?
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: I would think?
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: No, who her daughter? Her daughter's name is Lordes.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: It is, Yeah, I think, so, oh cool, she's not
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: a granny then yet, Well, don't call her a granny
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: if she's not.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I don't know.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: Real quick guys at Lunchables diving deeper into snack culture
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: with the launch of what they're calling the sharcoter Ring.
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: I love this. I think it's time they get into
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: the charcuterie game. This is a wearable mini charcuterie board
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: designed to hold the snacks while you eat. So it's
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: like a you just slip it onto your hand.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: It becomes a plate.
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a little charcoterie board and you could
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: put your cheeses and your meats and things on it.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: It's kind of cute. I'm here, I can already tell
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: you so viral.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: It's not gonna fill me out.
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not going to fill you up.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Well that's the goal when I eat. I don't know,
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: I don't want to wear my food.
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: Okay, Well, this is a two pack snack of Ole tray.
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: They're going to roll out nationwide for two dollars and
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: ninety nine cents. People are signing up for early access
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: on their website before this comes out for National Best
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: Friends Day on June eighth, So you get one for yourself,
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: want to give to a.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Friend, and then you put the rings on and eat
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: your charcuterie exactly who and I are doing it. We're
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: so gonna do it. I still love a lunchible. Oh yeah,
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: Which lunchable was your go to?
- 1:05:42Speaker 6: Though?
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: Oh? I think it was ham, cheese and crackers. And
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: then you might get like a little fun sized Snickers Oreo, the.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Oreo with the caprice sun yeah times, yeah, put it
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: on your ring.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: Or the pizza lunchibles.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: I didn't really like the pizza one. I like the
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: ham and turkey one though.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: Machines for me. All right, I'm Cana Slopez. Those are
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: your Texas top stories. This is dirty little secrets.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: I got your chance at one thousand dollars coming up next.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: I'm mixed one or two point nine the things I
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: have to deal with behind the scenes. You should have
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: heard what Canna said literally ten seconds before you go on.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: The air, because we're wearing flip flops tomorrow.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Because we were talking about how it's a big ich
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: if men wear flip flops, and I was like, let's
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: see what it feels somehow who and I will wear them?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: And then Canna says to me, let's go ahead and
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: say what you said to me. Say seconds before he
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: went on the air.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: You were talking about how some men's feet are nice
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: and some probably aren't. And I was just like, I
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: hadn't seen your feet in a while, but I remember
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: what they look like because you had a pinky toenail
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: that was weird or something it was missing or painted
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: off or right, you know what? Not right?
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: You know you're so mean.
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: No, I'm not trying to be mean.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Why are you attacking my toes? I wasn't hang on.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: You said, my feet have changed over the years, and.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: That's what we all change, Candice, Well, I know, but
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: I hadn't.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: That's why I thought, Well, I haven't seen your feet
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: in probably fifteen years. Why would I see your feet?
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you. We've been buy at a pool together.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: Some you've never looked at my feet.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: We've been at the pool in years.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: I haven't been barefoot near No.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: It socks on you.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: Just socks on.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: You feel like we don't even know each other.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: We went on a Disney cruise and I didn't see
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: your feet.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you didn't look.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: No, we didn't go to the beach together.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: And real quick about my pinky toe. It's something I'm
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: very insecure about. Matter of fact, I'm gonna go on
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Amazon today and I'm buying one of those little toe covers.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: If you have a wonky toe, yeah, you know, well
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: you could put the toe cover over it and makes
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: it look normal. You could even match your skin tone. Wow,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: because wow, because I don't have a pinky nail.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: It's not that what it is, it's not that big.
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: It's a tiny tonel.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: It's pinky to it's a tiny toenail. Well, yeah, okay,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: your your pinky tone needs therapy.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: You need? New feet, doctor chrisky. Who your feet literally
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: look like cadaver feet. Your feet look like you've been
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: walking in Walmart barefoot for three months.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: They look like dead people feet.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: Are we sure y'all want to do this tomorrow?
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: You know they have teeth whitening. Do they have toenail?
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Because your toenails are a different shade.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: No, they're not that bad player. Come on now, who'll
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: get them pettied up?
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: You know that?
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: You know what.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: There's not enough paint, there's not enough manual labor today
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: that he needn't get one. I'm not doing it.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: I haven't had a pedicure. No, I haven't had a
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: pedicure in years just.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Get a get a leap press on and just put it.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: Know what that is, the fact that you know what
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: it is is alarming.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: So tomorrow, no pedicures were coming in flip flops, no manicuring.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: It is what it is.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: It is, Okay, you promise I'm not going to do
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: that pinky tope, promise. I had to do it with
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: canvas because yours shut up. Dirty little secret is on.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: If you got one eight three three seven eight seven
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: one o two nine. It doesn't matter what secret is.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Maybe it's the fact that you're whatever. Your toenail's gone,
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: you have a tiny toenail. Cannas can't stop laughing about this.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: It's so funny to me. Reminds me that song Tini
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: dnswer only tiny toenail. Sir, you have a dirty little secret.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: It's a is it a good one?
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: What is it?
- 1:09:28Speaker 9: It's actually a funny secret. Okay, it's actually funny, is it?
- 1:09:31Speaker 9: And I'm keeping it from my wife?
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: So okay, a funny secret. I don't know if she'll
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: think this is funny, but that's okay, go ahead.
- 1:09:38Speaker 9: No, no, no, she won't she, you know, lady, she's
- 1:09:41Speaker 9: just been on me about my my drinking.
- 1:09:44Speaker 6: And when I mean drinking, I'm not you know, I'm not.
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: I'm not not cleaning up and closing the bar down. Okay,
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not that guy.
- 1:09:51Speaker 9: Okay, however, you know, I just I just be having
- 1:09:54Speaker 9: long days and I just want to fruit BRUEs.
- 1:09:56Speaker 6: You know how they say, have.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Okay, see you have a few beers after work. She
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: doesn't like that.
- 1:10:04Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:10:05Speaker 9: Yeah, And it's it's it's almost like where she's almost
- 1:10:08Speaker 9: counting them, you know.
- 1:10:09Speaker 6: So at the end of the week.
- 1:10:10Speaker 9: She's like, oh, you had fifteen, Oh, I'm sorry, seventeen
- 1:10:13Speaker 9: beers this week, honey.
- 1:10:15Speaker 6: It's like, come on.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: So she's onto you because she's saying, I mean, I
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: guess she's right.
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: If you have a few beers.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: Every night, yeah, it adds up. It does add up.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: But I don't do that. I know a lot of
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: guys do, though, a lot of guys have to work
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: to have a beer. I don't. I don't do that.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: Pooh does that. He's a Lockwood distillery and has a
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: few beers, a beer, maybe a drink, yeah, beer, drink whatever.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: But you do it every night? She said, stop it.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: So you obviously were like, hell no, I'll never stop. No,
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: I'm sure you didn't.
- 1:10:41Speaker 9: Say that, you know. Of course I put my foot down.
- 1:10:45Speaker 9: I said, look, I'm a grown man.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: So you said you're not gonna stop drinking.
- 1:10:49Speaker 9: In every other so way of a word. Yeah, without
- 1:10:52Speaker 9: getting on the couch every night.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Okay, what's the what's the secret? I'm nervous, right.
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: So I went on Amazon on you know how you're googling.
- 1:11:01Speaker 9: Stuff, man, and I found uh, like covers you know,
- 1:11:05Speaker 9: like Doctor Pepper seven up, you know that goes right
- 1:11:08Speaker 9: over the can.
- 1:11:09Speaker 6: It's like a beer cozy.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: Almost okay, but it says doctor Pepper.
- 1:11:14Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah it's it says sprite doctor Pepper. And
- 1:11:18Speaker 9: I'm gonna sell you right now. It's the best thing
- 1:11:20Speaker 9: I ever purchased. I mean, I couldn't wait for it
- 1:11:23Speaker 9: to come in the mill.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: So wait, So she okay, I have seen these because
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: people I see people do this sometimes it's sporting events
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: or whatever. She slide the cover over the beer can
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: and it looks like a Doctor Pepper can.
- 1:11:36Speaker 6: Now Now you with me me?
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: No way? So listen.
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: I feel like I'm working for the CIA. This is
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: the whole operation, and I'm keeping it.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: Going, baby, So she thinks you're just slamming doctor peppers.
- 1:11:53Speaker 9: Oh yeah, she's like, oh honey, I love how you
- 1:11:56Speaker 9: just you know, you're you're cutting back, you're doing this.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: I don't know it's worse a doctor pepper or beer,
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: but either way, that's hysterical.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: I'm surprised she doesn't smell it.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. She doesn't smell a beer.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: I would smell it.
- 1:12:11Speaker 9: I'm a married man. I'm not getting action every day
- 1:12:14Speaker 9: like we're kids. So it's it's not like he's coming
- 1:12:16Speaker 9: over smelling my friend.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: Just by talking to you close. I think I would.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: That's funny. So she doesn't even get close enough to
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: you to smell you.
- 1:12:26Speaker 9: Liten, he gets content over there on her thigh.
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: Her cow has her own little palk. I'm in my
- 1:12:32Speaker 6: own little recliner.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: Mary's life sounds all. Is this what married life is like?
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: It really is, Cannise. I mean, wow, day to day,
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: day to day.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Meaning like there's something.
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: I have a kid, So yeah, I know, so right, But.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I'm saying so you might never get close and smooth
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: up on Eric. No.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: I always am close enough to him to smell if
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: he's been drinking.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Yeah, well, cannas. Is you gonna know?
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: Yeah, listen, listen, everybody win. He wins.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: I went, all right, so you're gonna keep doing it.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: She's like, oh, this guy's doctor. Now it's gonna be like, honey,
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: you're drinking too many doctor peppers. We need to check
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: your insulin. Yeah.
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: The only person to know is the damn dog.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: This guy gets so happy drinking doctor peppers. God, he's
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: on a sugar hw he's stumbling. All right, well you
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: know what. That's an innocent secret. It's nothing too crazy,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: but there you go.
- 1:13:30Speaker 6: He'll be fine.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: All right, she'll be fine.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: No, but if she finds out, you won't be We're
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: about to get out of here tomorrow. It's a special
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: Friday because we are coming in flip flops and no
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: socks mix two point nine. And I don't know why,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: but Pooh over here thinks he's got the nicest feet this.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: Side of the Mississippis.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: I just said he does. He's like talking about my toes,
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: and I'm like, we're gonna have a toe off one,
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: the one that you had look dangling. Here's the deal.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: Who your feet should naturally be a little bit dark
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: than mine. Right, Yeah, But they're not because I don't
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: see no sun. I know his feeders are whiter than mine.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: We're going to find out tomorrow. Cans like. Oh, his
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: feet are not even the same. It looked like he
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: got him from a different body. It's not that bad.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: Yeah, his feet light skin.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Yeah, you're always out in the sun though, well not really,
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: but you should try it sometimes. Take them socks off
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: and let let him breathe. Yeah, I don't need to
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: go out in the sun like they do all the time.
- 1:14:28Speaker 6: They do.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: They're thirsty, get hydrated.
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: We'll see he's gonnam up before tomorrow.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: I'll put some lotion on I ain't coming well.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Then I'll put lotion on mine.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: Everybody us lotion tomorrow.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: We're going to find out whose fet are the nicest tomorrow.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: That's gonna be a big deal. Plus we got money.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: We got a dirty little secret. And enjoy this beautiful
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: weather out today. Get in the pool, do something, go
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: on a hike, go to Katie Trail, tan your feet whatever.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: I want to see you tomorrow by