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Episode 22 - Some Old Guy Walked Into Dan's Hotel Room During His Alone Time · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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M h work my way in here, Houcke and everybody. All right,
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this is the tree House in the tree House today, of course Tree Trenholme
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and Alfie Coy and myself Daniel Manton welcome. UM. I need to start
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off with asking you guys a very seemingly simple but an important question. Are
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you ready? No? Yes? All right? Yes, yes, I'm
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okay. You're asking multiple questions. Now you've asked me and Tray two questions.
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Now you're you're you're running out a question tickets, Dan, You're right,
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that's that's one hundred percent more than I than I promised. So here,
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in fact is my question. When you are staying, um at a
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hotel, it's common for you to lock the door, right, yeah.
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Yes. On the other hand, most hotels now have like, you know,
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the room key which you need to get in, so you don't necessarily
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need to deadbolt the door, but you still deadbolt it, yeah, or
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go ahead, Tray the older hotels that have that latch thing, but yeah,
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I still even put that on. Yeah. So I don't know why
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I didn't have the door locked last weekend, but I didn't and and and
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I needed to and should have because when when a slightly elderly man opens up
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the door to our hotel room and sees me sitting there in front of a
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microphone, kind of like how I am now in front of a computer and
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you know, in a mixer, and and I'm looking at him like who
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are you? And he's looking at me like who are you? To which
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I respond, what are you doing? And he says, is this the
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doctor's office, to which I responded, doesn't look like a doctor's office.
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He's standing next to a kitchen net, there's some guy he's never met before
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me, you know, in front of a microphone doing things on a computer.
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There's a couch, there's a television, there's like a little dinette table,
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there's a there's a fake plant in the corner. So I guess maybe
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half that stuff might be reminiscent of a doctor's office, except, of course,
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the lack of medical personnel. I'm gonna have to ask you several questions
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here, Dan, I understand, So let's let's count them down. You
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have seven questions to ask, because we all know several means seven. So
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number one, why were you in a hotel? Answer to number one was
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because we were staying on Saint John for a few nights, and the place
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where we were staying is it's it's like a sweets type place. But hear
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me out, it doesn't look like a normal hotel. It doesn't look like
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an inn, you know. It's it's on the third floor of a building
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and there's a courtyard in the middle. You have to walk into a gated
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access to access the actual rooms of the suits hotel, and apparently that's not
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secured. He was able to just open that and go in and he walked
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straight ahead, which led to our door, of which there are like eleven
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but he walked straight two hours and just opened it right upright. I'm trying
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to get a feel of what these hotels supposed Island Doctors Building looking sounds like
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it sounds like the new Choctaw there is there is a small casino on the
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first floor. Wait, is that the one where they just built like a
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giant steel building where it kind of looks like a warehouse from the outside.
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Where you going? I mean you mean Early Choctaw. Yeah, That's what
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I'm talking about now. I remember driving past Early Choctaw back in the day
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when I would drive from Dallas to Oklahoma, to go visit my to go
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visit my dad, my step mom, and over the years, I got
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to see Choctaw develop over the years because it was usually like every six months
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I might make the drive to go to go see them, and every six
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months, incrementally they were adding and building new things, until eventually it just
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it absolutely just looks like Vegas in the middle of southern Oklahoma. But it
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was one point, just a big steel building, right yeah, like a
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corrugated steel absolutely exactly commercials that that you would see on TV call us for
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your very first metal building. That's that's how that's how Windstar and Choctaw basically
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got started. And that's what most I mean, there's a lot of the
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Indian casinos. I don't know if y'all ever driven through the Southwest, but
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I mean there's a lot of them, and there's a lot of them that
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aren't much fancier than just a steel metal building and with some AC gaming tables
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yep, cold cold AC. And that's how that that's how they'll typically start
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and then eventually, you know, they expand and all of a sudden there's
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a resort in the middle of nowhere. Okay, it's like how Vegas probably
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started question number three because question number two, yeah, that was the steel
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building from for Choctaw. But question number three three, all right, uh,
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why were you on the microphone on a supposed I guess vacation? Was
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that what you were doing? And also how do you take a vacation when
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you live on an island? That's question number four? You go to a
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different island? Whatever that? Oh, look, didn't say that coming,
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did you? Tara? Look a different iguana? Uh? It was.
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It was mainly for work. Okay, it was mainly for Tara's work.
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She needed to be over there and I help her with some of that stuff.
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So we were there for a few days. Okay, I got you.
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Okay, I mean the punchline I'm keep thinking to this one is so
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you had an old guy walk into your room while you're in a microphone and
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he looks lost and doesn't know what he's doing. Go ahead, say it,
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you say, Ghost of Russia, get out of here? Oh?
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Sorry, playing holy water at him? Dan. Sorry, that's a different
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direction than I thought Trey was going. I thought I was going for that.
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This old man accidentally walked in on a on a casting couch audition for
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porn Hub. Wow. No, I never would have thought that, Dan,
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what were you doing in that hotel? Yeah? What was your underwear
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on? That's question five? Wait? What was question four? Question four
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was why are you on a different island? Oh? I thought, okay,
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I got it. I thought that was three? No, three was
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three? Was? I don't know what the hell three was? Oh?
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Three was how do you vacation when you're on an island? That was four?
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So what was three? I don't remember. Well, we'll listen to
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questions. I'm on five. So was your underwar on? Yes? Yes,
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I was fully clothed, thank god. So it was that question five?
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Or was that question six? That's question five? Okay, So now
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now you've got two more Okay. I want to say my questions for later
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on when I need him towards the end of the show. This isn't who
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wants to be a millionaire? It's not going to be you know that suspenseful.
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What if there's a question that I want to ask and I've only got,
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you know, two more questions left, and I can't ask another question
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because I've already wasted him at the end of the show. Damn it,
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that's a question number six and scratch off another tally down to one question left
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for this to. What I'll do is I'll limit it to just this topic.
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Okay, I don't want to say anything now because I might accidentally ask
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a question. You don't want to use your last lifeline? Correct, kind
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of like that old man walked into what he thought was a doctor's office and
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he was wishing he had one yes. So what I ended up finding out
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is, so the building just you know, it's a it's a square building
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with a center courtyard, got it. So the bottom half of the square,
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like the bottom you is the suits section for you know, like hotel
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suites. The top side of this square section was where he meant to go,
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which is the office suites. That's the doctor's office over there. So
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there's a doctor's office above the hotel, same floor, but opposite end.
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That seems very weird, well it would, except for the fact that to
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go through the hotel suite section you have to walk through the door that says
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the hotel suites. It doesn't say anything about doctor's office inside, So you're
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staying at the hotel medical center casino facility. Look, it's an there's only
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so much space they have to consolidate things. There a swap shop somewhere around
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there too. There's a hardware store on the first floor, which is actually
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next to the tiny casino. You want me to just go ahead and give
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you the layout of this three story strip center on Saint John, I'll give
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it to you. It's it's it's pretty simple. I kind of want to
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add. So here you have on the first floor you have a grocery store.
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Uh huh. You also have the hardware store. Okay, you also
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have a business center, uh huh. And then you on the second floor
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there's a drug store, some property management companies. There's an art gallery of
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the gaming center, also on the first floor, and then there is on
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the third floor that's the suits and the doctor's office and a Delhi. I
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feel like you just describe something that when Texas legalized gambling, we're gonna find
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in Bolt Springs. Well yeah, I mean, I think technically it already
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exists in Bolt Springs. It's just the county deputies turned a blunt you know,
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they turn a blind eye to it. What we're describing, though,
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that's going to be in like Dallas proper. That's going to be at the
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edge of like West seventh Street in fort Worth or maybe somewhere tucked into magnolia.
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Okay, I think I found it. Um. Yeah, this looks
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very uh like, I'm not gonna say generic, but it looks like everything
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else on the island. It doesn't look like the building. Yeah. Yeah,
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it doesn't scream this is a hotel. It just sorts because it's not,
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because the whole building is a number of things. Yeah, it just
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looks like it's a you know, it looks like any other building up and
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down the street. This is on Yeah, it's a commercial building. Okay,
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just curious what were you doing on the microphone? What what were you
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doing? You you spying on neighbors? You listen to the neighbors, ud
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damn whatever? Worth. It wasn't spying on neighbors or a microphone if it's
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in front of me, you know, I was just doing some some audio
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work. I see. Okay, no further question, Well you can't.
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You're out good because I don't have any unless you just want to buy some
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more from me than I was just curious because it was such an odd thing,
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and then having to tell this guy, you know, this is not
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a doctor's office. This is our hotel room, and then pointing to the
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kitchenette, this here is my breakfast, and then pointing to the little workstation.
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This here's my workstation. This right here is the couch on which I'm
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going to watch Netflix later. None of this is a doctor's office. There's
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no exam table where it is. Now that i'm thinking back on, it
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would have been really interesting if I actually decided to lean into it and go,
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like, this guy thinks it's a doctor's office. I could have some
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fun with this somehow and put a necklace on and tell him it's a stethoscope
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and tell him to have a seat right here on the couch. So he
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showed him the couch and he said, read these lines. Now that I'm
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thinking about it, in hindsight, it would have been pretty interesting, but
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I would have had to tell him first, have a seat here at the
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dinet table while I set up the camera equipment to record all of this.
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You didn't happen to have your your brand new sigmoido fiber scope, do you
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dan? The one you got off craigslist? Is that the mobile uh colonoscopy
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thing that you mentioned a while Yeah? Yeah, did you get that.
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Did you pick that up? I'm asking, I don't care, because it's
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worth it for the bit. No, you were supposed to buy it.
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You said it was meant to be a gift for me, So I'm not
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going to buy my own gift. Still, you could have had an opportunity
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to experiment with this, this sigmoido fiber scope and this this man. In
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fact, what if Dan, what if this man had prostate issues and you
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could have helped him out with your olympus OSF sigmoido fiber scope. You know
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what. It truly was an opportunity missed. Yeah, so you hung out
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with that. There's a strange man walking into the hotel room who just opens
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up closed doors that say the sweet number on it, as opposed to because
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every doctor's office you ever go into on the on the glass door, doesn't
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it say doctor's office, the name of the doctor or such and such an
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associates or you know something like that that gives a clue to it being a
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doctor's office. Sometimes, Yeah, unless he's just used to getting you know,
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a medical treatment from random doors. It's a it's an old dude man.
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He's probably a little confused, probably a little you know, tired,
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might be sick. He's gone to the Doctrine's probably sick. Maybe there's an
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adult theater in that you know, multi use complex. And he was just
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got the wrong door. Man, what door was it? I should have
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watched to see where he went, not because I want to go, but
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mainly just because I want to make sure I don't, you know, accidentally
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walk in there. It's a nice visual though, if you standing there with
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you know, your lab coat, colonoscopy camera, cat tongue sticking out,
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come on in the medical advice. I've been waiting for you all morning.
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He opens the door. Finally my foot patent. Okay, now I know
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what I'm doing the next time we stay there, which is going to be
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in a couple of weeks, I'm taking all that stuff. So Alfie,
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buy the what's it called again, sigmoido fiber scope, So buy that,
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send that to me, and then I'll find a lab coat, and I'll
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dig up that cat tongue thing that we got on Amazon, and I'll just
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I'll just sit on the other side of the door waiting because I know it's
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only a matter of time. I eagerly await the Federal investigation and testifying against
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you. How gonna be a federal investigation anyone, you know, charging me
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with anything? If I'm sitting on the other side of my door and they
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come in and I say, finally, poor old man gets sucked into dan
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O'Malley spiderweb of weird sigmoido fiberscopes, and cat tongue. He walked. He
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walked into the wrong room. Okay, So what's the conclusion of this,
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did he like, you know, was it just ah, sorry, am
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I bad? And everyone leaves her? No, that's the other thing about
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it that was actually kind of troubling. He didn't really see it is that
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big of a deal, because like, I stand up, Like he's got
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the door open and he's leaning into it. So he's got his hand on
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the on the door lever and the other hand on the door frame and he's
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leaning in, going this's the doctor's office. Like, no, get out.
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So I stand up and start walking towards him, like shooting him,
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like get out. This is this is my hotel room. And he's just
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looking at me like this is the doctor's office. Oh, and then um,
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he still is leaning into the room. I'm like, get out.
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It is not here. He's like, this isn't the wellness center. No,
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I don't know where the wellness center. And I look up and I
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just see the office suites thing on the other side of the building. I'm
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like, I'll try over there, but it ain't here. But it's all
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the same building. It's all the same building, right, Yeah, And
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it all kind of looks the same. And it doesn't say hotel room number
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or whatever. It just says Sweet one oh three or something like that.
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Yeah, but still like you have to walk through the door that says the
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name of the sweets. He may not pay attention. He may have been
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on his phone. I'm with the old guy out here. You can get
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confused. You can get you know, if you standing there. Yeah.
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If the old guy's standing there and refuse to leave, that's a different story.
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Everybody's like, well, you know, while you're here, can you
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just check my balls anyway? And Dan, you were clothed. Yes,
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yes, there's a very crucial part of the story. I'm glad you brought
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it up again. It's like the third time. Yes, I had on
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clothing, so I just see him, you know. It sounds like he
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was gazing at you longingly thinking to hit like the doctor Jack Pott. Yeah,
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if somebody's got to touch my balls, I'm glad it's you. You
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sure doss and knowing nothing about it. He asks, you don't have one
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you doing today? I'm doing great, hope you are as well. Um,
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okay, let's start with this today. I'm curious. Let's say someone
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but they've accumulated some more debt. What's the time limit on doing another cash
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you've done a cash out refinance, there's a twelve month waiting period, so
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you cannot do another cash out for twelve months. But I'll give an example,
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Dan, we did a cash out for a client fourteen months ago.
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is it taking you right now to close out those refinances? Yeah, right
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right, Trey Um, I have a question for you, Yes, why
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are you? Why are you sending me photos of large breasted Miami women,
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especially sitting next to me? When you send the text, and she's like,
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what are you looking at? I said, Tray sent it. I
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didn't see at. Tracy. You you you blame him, right, drive
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a question for you, Yes, why are you not sending me photos of
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large breasted Miami women? See we asked the hard hitting questions here in the
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treehouse. Seriously, don't send that because I'm with Dan. That's weird.
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Well it's not like I'm sending him a link to porn hub. It was
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just it was a joint right now. Yeah, y'all know those guys,
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right like, we all know one or two of them, and I think
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there's one or two that we probably have in mind right now of the dudes
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that will like send porno, Like, hey man, check out the sweet
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porn video. Why are you sharing with this with me? I don't want
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to see this. I don't want to know what kind of porn you're looking
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at. I don't want to know what you're touching yourself to, what your
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preferences are. No, stop, don't do it. On top of that,
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if if he's sending it to you, then that means he's watching it
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and thinking about you. Hey, Dan, I was tweeting this porn video
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and I thought, man, Dan sure would like to play with himself to
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this too. I'm all for nurturing, you know, friendships then this life,
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because I like to think that, you know, I've got some pretty
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good friends. But that cross is a line that I feel like I shouldn't
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have to draw on the sand. That should just be an understood thing.
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Don't send me your porn, Yeah, just don't. I actually had a
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mutual friend that at one point, in a group chat, he you know
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what was the occasional funny you know, meme or whatever, he started sending
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graphic pictures, especially of large women, and to the point where he basically
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kind of lost a couple of really close friends because you know, they kept
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wondering, like, quit doing this. It looks bad. I don't know,
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you know, who's gonna see my phone when you send something like that,
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and you know, especially if it's during business hours and you might be
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in the middle of a meeting in the phones in the middle of a conference
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room table. Well, because the assumption is if you're receiving this, then
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you're okay with it, and you're probably into it too, yeah, or
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one of them was at you know, dinner with the family and you know,
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phone goes off and they're like, oh, uncle, so and so,
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and they opened it up and I don't really need to finish that one,
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do I. No, you don't, mm hmm. But that's definitely
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how you end up with a sign in your front yard. Oh, that's
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how your wife ends up going m Yeah, there'll be no more of that
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m anyway. So so, Trey, Trey, you weren't sending those No,
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No, it was. It was a news story. It's just the
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you know, the thumbnail that pops up when you send a link. This
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one happened to be a very large breasted, you know, hot woman.
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Yeah, it's just it's the most it's the most Miami, most Florida story.
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So yeah, the uh, the story basically was the police get called
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at twelve thirty in the afternoon by some guy who's frantically screaming about he been
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robbed. That's usually a pretty good story, like daylight robbery. Was there
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audio they went with this, Yes, Alphie, do you have that?
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Can? You said to me real quick? Oh, let's see all right,
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So, so far the tenants of this story are or Tenet's tenant,
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So the main points of the story are large breasted Miami woman daylight robbery.
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Uh, no, robbery, he called. He called the police during the
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day. Okay, this is what all right? I got? All right,
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let's hear police releasing a critical clue after Matt was drugged and robbed after
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a night out. We're now seeing video of the woman looking for in local
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tenus aporter Rosh Low is live with all the expensive jewelry she allegedly got away
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with. Rash. Gosh, this case is unique. And let me tell
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you real quick, this dude's name is Rash. Rosh. It's not Ross.
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It's the most it's the most Miami, most Florida story you and it
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just it is. It's kidding, it's not it's not Rush, it's not
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Russ, it's not Ross. It's Rash, like just an amalgamation of like,
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let's just smash them all together. We'll just your name is Rash.
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Now, Sorry, nobody else finds it's weird. No, I'm with you.
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That's why I said it right before you did, when I heard him
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say it, when I heard them say his name Rash, like Rash,
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What the hell name is that? Anyway? Sorry, Rash. I'm sure
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it was great, Josh, This case is unique. And let me tell
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you why. In this sense, this woman say, cops got away with
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six hundred thousand dollars. That's right, six hundred thousand dollars worth of rolexes
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and jewelry. We've seen these cases before, but cops say they have very
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clear images of this woman and they really want to catch her. It's five
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thirty am and into the She is very attractive. I can see why the
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police want to catch her so badly. It's elevator. Also know why rash
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is saying that this is such a unique story, because he starts saying,
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Now, this happens all the time in Miami, but not from a big
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boob Miami woman. Yeah, they have elevator cam footage of this lady and
27:22
some dude walking in and she is wearing a very very low cut top and
27:27
she's got what I assume are fake boobs out on full display. Images of
27:36
this woman and they really want to catch her. It's five thirty am and
27:41
into the elevator we go. This guy who's been blurred out has brought this
27:45
woman home. Take a look at her. They met at a bar,
27:48
according to police, named the Dirty Rabbit in Winwood and then cops say this
27:55
woman did him dirty to the tune of six hundred thousand thousand dollars worth of
28:00
rolexes and jewelry. These are super super clear images of her. We know
28:06
that somebody's going to see her and either know that there were also a victim
28:10
of her, or that they know who she is, say after having one
28:14
drink with the woman of course, because yeah, you're absolutely right. The
28:18
police officers are saying, Okay, look, these pictures are so clear.
28:22
We've been staring at them all day and thinking someone's got to know this chick
28:27
because someone's going to recognize her as yeah, she got me too, or
28:32
someone's gonna say, look at that hot chick, I know her exactly.
28:34
I mean, she's really attractive, she's got her boobs out. There's no
28:38
way that there aren't dozens of people that know this lady. And as they
28:44
do know or you know, they're thinking, hey, mama got money,
28:47
now let's give her a call. Yeah that that you know her, you
28:52
know, plastic surgeon will immediately recognize those six hundred thousand dollars though, yeah,
29:00
ridiculous. Hold on and either know that there were also a victim of
29:04
her, or that they know who she is. Police say, after having
29:08
one drink with a woman at his apartment, the guy fell asleep. Cops
29:11
say, he wakes up at around noon to quite the surprise, his safe
29:15
open, jewelry missing, and the female gone. And she has two solo
29:21
cups in her hand. Now sometimes she might say, oh, well,
29:23
she's just leaving with a solo cup. No, she's taking the solo cup
29:26
that she drank because it has her DNA. She's taking his solo cup because
29:30
it has not only his DNA, but it also has whatever drugs she put
29:33
in it. She took off, but her images are there for all to
29:37
see. Listen to what she took off with, according to police, A
29:42
Rolex daytona rainbow with diamonds, Sky Dweller, Rolex gold chain, Franco gold
29:47
bracelets, Cardi a sunglasses, and a rose gold diamond ring. Quite the
29:52
hall A couple of things here, police telling me the victim, who does
29:59
not want to be identified. Its offering an additional ten thousand dollar reward.
30:04
And here's the message from cops. If you meet somebody out at a bar
30:08
and you happen to take them home, do not accept a drink from them.
30:14
If they say they want to pour you a drink, saying, you
30:15
know what, I got the drink myself. Always make sure that the cup
30:19
that you're pouring the alcohol in is your cup and you see it at all
30:25
times. We're live in Miami. I'm Rash Slow Local ten News. Good
30:30
advice there, Rash, thank you. We want to show you that woman's
30:32
photo one they've got. They've got her plastered up on the screen right now
30:37
while you're watching, since it's May sweeps. Here's the big boob lady,
30:41
and here's the one camera frame where her boobs are most out on display.
30:45
Just so you guys know, we're gonna leave it up there for the next
30:48
two minutes so that you can continue watching. Because a big boob Latino woman
30:56
in Miami is gonna stand out so much. There's no way that everyone doesn't
31:00
know this lady. She's she's got kind of like a Lady Gaga type look,
31:06
but with just massive fake boobs, and that this has gotta be like
31:12
whatever bar she hangs out at, she's probably stood out. Police will have
31:18
her within a week or two. That's the other thing too, that the
31:22
police are, you know, telling other respective victims of this big boob bandit
31:30
is you are not attractive enough for this woman to go home with you.
31:34
She is going home with you. You need to be suspicious and assume she
31:38
wants to rob you, not to f you dear idiots. Yoh yeah,
31:45
I like that. They really did leave one critical thing about that. You
31:48
know, don't accept a drink from the person you brought home, the hot
31:53
chick you brought home at five thirty in the morning. Don't accept the drink
31:56
in your own cup, and don't open your safe. Yeah, when when
32:05
she hands you, when she hands you the cocktail, she is mixed in
32:07
front of her bosom and asks you, so, what are your favorite numbers?
32:14
Yeah, assume she's trying to rob you. Yeah, what are the
32:21
important trying to show well or just trying to You're trying to show off?
32:24
And yeahy, you got her back to your place. You've done You've done
32:29
all right. Don't open the safe and show her your five hundred thousand dollars
32:34
Rolex. Yeah, Alfy, you're you're kind of the Rolex expert on the
32:37
show, Trey. I'm sorry if you know a lot about Rolex is correct
32:40
me. But are these are these? I mean, I know all rolexes
32:44
are high end, but are these crazy high end or something that day TONA
32:47
rainbow addition is a goal basically a gold crusted rolex and with multicolored I mean
32:58
it looks like like a rainbow. I mean it's colors of a rainbow going
33:01
around like the bezel. And I've seen him anywhere from three to six hundred
33:06
thousand dollars depending on condition. Yeah, that's tacky. Is f for one
33:09
watch? Yep? That is absolutely tacky as hell. There's like Logan Paul's
33:15
wearing one here, Mark Wahlberg is wearing one here, Post Malone's wearing one
33:20
here. David Beckham, I'm good, I'm good. Why would you blow
33:24
that much money on something so hideous? It does? He thinks it's gonna
33:30
land him a big boob woman that actually wants to sleep with him instead of
33:32
rob him, And honestly, that may have been exactly what it was.
33:36
He gets home at five am and he's putting up his stuff in the safe.
33:40
He's taken off his rolex, He's taken off his haun I got the
33:43
list here, his gold chain, his Franco gold bracelets, his Cardier sunglasses,
33:47
his Rose gold diamond ring. So he's probably walking around Miami with six
33:52
hundred thousand dollars worth of stuff on him. And he gets home and all
33:58
right, babe, Lemia, I'm gonna open up my safe and put my
34:01
my hilariously ugly Rolex into the safe. You go ahead and pour me a
34:05
drink, would you, And and make sure them boobs is ready for squeezing.
34:08
And what a dumb ass, What an absolute dumb ass? What is
34:16
the sky dweller Rolex? I probably thought that was his other one. That
34:19
was the other one that was in the safe. That was daytime Rolex.
34:22
I want to see what it looks like bad. That was not bad.
34:29
That was a nice, kind of tasteful Rolex. You know who's got a
34:31
nice uh frigging Rolex? Uh it's not expensive, or it is expensive,
34:37
but it's not outrageously expensive. Is doctor Thornton, Doctor Thornton har Old Show
34:44
Psychologist. Yeah, and he got his for free too. Um. I
34:47
think I have a good idea how you guys boobs outouse because he goes online
34:57
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This week I had a long pow wow with my friend Clayton, who
35:37
is the proprietor of CR Plumbing. They're a friendly competitor in the Metroplex,
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35:45
I don't own this business, I'm the daughter, but how we can be
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customers. So I had a nice long phone call with him this week.
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But we did a lot of the normal stuff, riage disposals, water heaters.
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We chased down leaks, found some leaks in an attic and we're able
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36:34
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39:45
right, So earlier, when I was telling me about the old guy that
39:46
walked into our hotel room on Saint John and Alphie, you were saying that
39:52
it's understandable that he'd walk into that room because the whole building just kind of
39:58
looks like a generic commercial office build like most of the buildings on that island.
40:01
Look when you look at it on Google Maps. Yeah, okay,
40:06
if you would, either now or a little bit later on your own time,
40:13
do a Google street you know, scavenger hunt. So you found that
40:19
commercial building that I'm talking about, and I believe that you can do Google
40:23
street view, So keep following that road around that commercial building around to the
40:30
left, and I'd say, go, maybe a quarter mile around that corner
40:37
on the right, there's going to be some trash bins. After that,
40:39
there's on the right there's going to be a playground with the basketball courts.
40:45
Across from that on the left side of the road is going to be a
40:47
gas station, another small market, and just pass that on the right,
40:53
at the base of a hill, there's going to be an auto shop.
41:06
Trey has been here and that I'm yes. When Trey was visiting us a
41:15
couple of months ago, we drove that exact route and there's an auto shop
41:20
there on the right with a very distinct name. And it's funny. When
41:23
you started this yeah description for Alfie, I was about to ask, you
41:28
know, Dan, this sounds familiar? Is this close to where we stayed?
41:30
And clearly so, Alfie, I'm going to give you. I'm going
41:40
to spell for you. I'm gonna try and find it first. You want
41:45
to try to find it? Are you? Are you doing the Google street
41:49
view? I'm on on street view. I'm just on the overhead view.
41:53
Don't think. I don't think it pops up on the overhead. I think
41:58
you actually have to do um the street view. Oh okay, hold on
42:05
the place that you were staying. Is that the Starfish Market? Yes?
42:09
Okay, hold on, okay, bye, I'm on the street view?
42:19
And where do I go from here? Um? So keep going. I'm
42:23
gonna try to pull this up, and I'm trying to do it with you.
42:27
Let me get some uh some Google street view searching music. That's a
42:30
good idea. I like that. Let's do this, okay, all right.
42:42
So what you're gonna do then is you're going to head south from that
42:44
commercial building where where tera I stayed for a couple of days, and then
42:49
that road is going to curve around to your left. Okay, okay,
42:57
got it? All right, I'm all trying to pull up the street view.
43:05
I'm not seeing it on here for some reason. Are you doing the
43:07
street view? I can get there? Yeah, okay, ump bump,
43:14
bump, bump bump. Uh huh, all right, I'm doing it myself.
43:27
I found the street view. I'm kind of a pain. I should
43:30
have done this off the year. But whatever? Are you on Route one
43:43
oh four? Route one oh four? No, I'm on Pimpy Thomas Junior
43:47
Road. Nope, that's it. That's the one. That's it? Is
43:52
it? Pimpy? No? No, Okay, so let me know.
43:58
Do you see the station on the left or the playground on the right.
44:02
I see yes, Okay, just keep going down that roade, okay,
44:07
till I get to the base click. Uh no, not quite my damn
44:15
Okay on stupid thingum by um um on the left. You're eventually going to
44:32
see a sign that says car Quest. Uh there's the service station. Okay,
44:40
keep going going down that roade. Okay, that's a really nice town
44:46
auto parts. Ump bump, there's the car Quest. Yeah. Now what
44:52
I want you to do, Oh, it's a nice truck with a with
44:54
a painting on the tailgate. What is that? That's that is? That
44:59
isn't? Is a Safari taxi? That's nice. Now that's actually the spot
45:05
that I want you to take a look at a little more close. Okay,
45:07
yeah, So what I want you to do is you see that white
45:10
covering the white tart above that taxi. Yeah, so that is a little
45:15
auto shop right there. Now on the cross beam of that auto shop,
45:20
there should be a sign with the name of the auto shop. Don't think
45:25
about it, Alfie, just just blurt it out. Uh uh, looking
45:38
for it? Looking for it? Looking for it? Don't. Don't.
45:45
I am not saying that, what the f is wrong with you? You
45:47
go to hell? This auto shop needs to be canceled. I don't.
46:00
I don't know if you can. Because it's it's supposedly his name. I
46:12
have nothing for that. Tray remembers it very clearly. I can see why
46:16
it stands out. It does Jesus, so can you. But so imagine
46:21
now you're on you know, Google's you know, a street view, and
46:23
you see this. Now imagine you're driving past it and go what the hell?
46:29
And then now imagine now imagine you work in the business licensing office and
46:34
this guy comes in and you ask, okay, what's name of your business?
46:37
And then he tells you, m yeah, I'm not I'm not for
46:42
for for um that name, no um. I think it's important that we
46:50
at least share a little bit of it so people have an idea. It's
46:52
a slur, it's a it's a absolutely a slur. Well it's it's it
46:59
in itself, not an exact slur. It's not you. You run around
47:04
saying that, Dan, and see how long it takes three to get beat
47:06
up. You wear that on a on a sandwich board in the middle of
47:08
Manhattan and see if Samuel L. Jackson doesn't show up and beat your ass.
47:19
No, no, sir, it's one of those. It sounds it
47:24
sounds friendly when you put in y on the end of it and an apostrophe
47:29
s But as Trey and I drove past it a couple of months ago,
47:37
we both quickly conferred and agreed that that is a test and we are passing.
47:43
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no no. So if you go to
47:46
Saint John and you need a car worked on, you make sure you ask
47:52
for Nikes Auto Shop. Let's say it slowly and enunciate very clearly and honestly.
48:08
Alphie, you also discovered the other, the other bonus morsel to this
48:12
story, the fact that it's on Pimpy Thomas Road. Alphie's not here,
48:17
Dan, where are you? Are you taking your card at the shop?
48:29
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