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Apple legs with BIanca and Cassie · Waffle and Sense

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_11: My god, we're just talking about a knife absolutely huge.
• 0:02
  Warren: Nice long curly fire host.
• 0:04
  Warren: But you know what though?
• 0:05
  Warren: If I unwrap it, put it down.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_11: Does it longer?
• 0:08
  Warren: It's so long.
• 0:10
  Warren: You look small because it's wrapped around the thing.
• 0:12
  Warren: Yeah.
• 0:12
  Warren: But if you actually stretch it out, fill it up.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
• 0:16
  Warren: Massive.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_10: I can imagine.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_10: I bet I bet it's got some big girls on it, dude.
• 0:20
  Warren: Really hard.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_10: Right, throbber.
• 0:30
  Warren: Life lessons can be learnt through absolute chaos.
• 0:33
  Warren: Today's gonna say I forgot to introduce myself.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_13: Hi guys.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_13: I'm Warren.
• 0:47
  Warren: You're listening to Waffle Is there's the podcast that proof that life lessons can be learnt through absolute chaos.
• 0:52
  Warren: I'm random, aka Warren, and somehow I've managed to convince these two mums who don't know each other to come through.
• 0:59
  Warren: And which is a miracle because I can barely organise my own socks.
• 1:03
  Warren: The fact I've managed to coordinate around these two busy lifestyles is absolute miracle.
• 1:09
  Warren: I feel to walk on water right now.
• 1:11
  Warren: Uh first off, we've got Bianca.
• 1:13
  Warren: Hello, absolute legend, country bumping and bacon queen.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_11: Country bumping, yeah.
• 1:18
  Warren: Country bumping, yeah.
• 1:21
  Warren: Uh she's still refusing to bite me over for Sunday Rose.
• 1:24
  Warren: It'll happen.
• 1:25
  Warren: It will happen.
• 1:25
  Warren: Not a refusal, yeah.
• 1:26
  Warren: Just not happened.
• 1:27
  Warren: Just not happen.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: It will happen.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_04: It's in the pipeline.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:31
  Warren: Yeah, it's in the pipeline.
• 1:31
  Warren: See?
• 1:32
  Warren: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32
  Warren: She says that every time.
• 1:33
  Warren: Every time.
• 1:34
  Warren: Every time.
• 1:35
  Warren: And then we got Cassie, short for Cassara.
• 1:37
  Warren: That's what her fella tells us.
• 1:39
  Warren: Uh she's the backbone of a household and always manages to fix a crisis before they've even explained what's going on.
• 1:47
  Warren: Apparently, you're a super mum, I hear.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_04: Apparently.
• 1:53
  Warren: So these two have never met each other before.
• 1:56
  Warren: Um, it can go two ways.
• 1:58
  Warren: They can really hit it off and become friends, or one of them's gonna frame me for murder.
• 2:03
  Warren: Either way, we're gonna have some fun.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_11: It might be me doing the framing.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_11: I'm sorry.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_11: Cheers.
• 2:09
  Warren: But before we get into it all, I've got a shout out home when I'm not.
• 2:13
  Warren: Uh, a YouTube channel by my boy Jack, documenting the positive sides of the world through travel, nature, and just meeting real people.
• 2:21
  Warren: No drama, no negativity, just my boy Jack going around the world, showing what he's showing off, really.
• 2:29
  Warren: And uh, yeah, let's get into it.
• 2:32
  Warren: So, uh, how are you guys doing?
• 2:34
  Warren: Good, yeah, good, yeah, very good, very good.
• 2:37
  Warren: I see, Bianca, you've bought some cookies.
• 2:41
  Warren: I did indeed.
• 2:42
  Warren: Yes.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Would you like a cookie one?
• 2:43
  Warren: Yes, please.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: More than welcome to help yourself to a cookie model.
• 2:46
  Warren: Yeah, I would love one.
• 2:47
  Warren: Yes, please.
• 2:49
  Warren: I hate them.
• 2:53
  Warren: Look at them.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh they are juicy.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Do you see?
• 2:56
  Warren: Oh, wow.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you've got a curly whirly cookie.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: I can't remember.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think this might be a Rolo inside that one.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't remember.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: And this one is an Oreo.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's but it's cream egg Oreo.
• 3:04
  Warren: Cream egg Oreo.
• 3:05
  Warren: Cream egg filled Oreo.
• 3:07
  Warren: I really want that one now.
• 3:08
  Warren: So you can do what you need to do, mate.
• 3:09
  Warren: Okay, okay, Donna.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 3:12
  Warren: You can take it.
• 3:13
  Warren: You can save it if you want to save it until later.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna say no to one of my own cookies, am I?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Come on now.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what's we stuck?
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this one must be geary.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_09: Oh wow.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_09: That's good.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't do that like you didn't know I couldn't bake.
• 3:29
  Warren: Well, you can't.
• 3:30
  Warren: Well, I don't I didn't know.
• 3:32
  Warren: I've seen your videos.
• 3:33
  Warren: You've seen pictures and that.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: And like snap and that, but oh yeah, your girl can bake.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_04: Soft, very, chewy, gooey.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so my birthday's in January.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_04: Can I just have a big one?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_04: No way, she's actually agreeing to it.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_04: I could do you like a cookie pie.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_14: So it'll be like googie and then fill in and then cookie.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_14: Yeah.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, stick it in your diary, January 17th.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_04: Sweet.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_04: It has just been, but that's fine.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_03: Hang on, where are we in here?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_03: Hold up a minute.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'm prepping.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's fine.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_03: You prep away.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just stick you in my diary.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: You do it.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_09: That's good.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_09: Mm-hmm.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can see how I started putting on weight, right?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, you ain't.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Don't.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, because I dropped I dropped on the seventh stone.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like nine now.
• 4:29
  Warren: Okay.
• 4:29
  Warren: So you drop so you drop weight and then you added it back on.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_09: That's why you look the sixth.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_14: Cookies help.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_14: Cookies help so much.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_09: Oh wow, that's good.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 4:39
  Warren: Should we do an icebreaker?
• 4:41
  Warren: Let's do an icebreaker.
• 4:43
  Warren: Let's play two truths and a lie.
• 4:46
  Warren: Who wants to go first?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_04: I've got one, right.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_04: Uh so I've got four holidays booked this year.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_04: I've got three kids.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_04: And I have a viral video.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, what are we catching?
• 5:02
  Warren: Which one's the lie?
• 5:04
  Warren: So I reckon naturally no, I'm not saying nothing.
• 5:06
  Warren: You're playing, you two are playing.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_10: Hold on, what?
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_10: Okay, okay.
• 5:12
  Warren: I So you've got four holidays this year.
• 5:15
  Warren: Three kids.
• 5:16
  Warren: Three kids.
• 5:18
  Warren: Oh a viral video.
• 5:19
  Warren: Viral video.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: Viral video is a lie.
• 5:24
  unknown: No.
• 5:24
  Warren: You're not when I got one.
• 5:26
  Warren: Okay, what viral video you got?
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I want to know.
• 5:29
  Warren: It's not OnlyFans, is it?
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_04: You can't say it hasn't got the three kids.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_04: That was not one of the guesses.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_04: Um it's of my little boy making a weird noise, but as soon as he's like born.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's viral.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it sounds like uh Tarzan.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_04: How many views has it got?
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_04: Um it was like 99 99.1k.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_04: And then Luke is in the background.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's literally like an hour away.
• 6:09
  Warren: Alright, quick, quick, only 10 seconds.
• 6:12
  Warren: I want to get monetized.
• 6:14
  Warren: That's alright.
• 6:15
  Warren: He's still going.
• 6:16
  Warren: Um so right.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: Right, so yeah, yeah, how got a viral video.
• 6:22
  Warren: That's for a spanner in the works.
• 6:29
  Warren: Comment below which one you think.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_10: You're only spoken about one.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_10: I've got three.
• 6:42
  Warren: Holidays, alright.
• 6:44
  Warren: Your turn.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I wish I had four holidays.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: I should have really thought about that one.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't I've I've got one just about one.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: You could have just been going on little weekends away.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's very true.
• 6:54
  Warren: I haven't had a holiday in years.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_13: You haven't had like a holiday abroad in a while, like a long time.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_04: I don't dare take mine abroad.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_04: I've got obviously my six-month-old, my autistic son, and then my teenager that's like bored for like she gets bored for everything.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, Mama's a terror on the plane.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: So your turn.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, one of them was a proper change.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um I mean, you already know one of them, what was on my list.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'll I'll I'll put it in there because you'll still maybe confused that way.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um so I own 10 animals, I bake a lot, and I rode my I ride motorbikes.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: One of them you blatantly know is clear.
• 7:43
  Warren: Oh, I kind of ruined that one, didn't I?
• 7:45
  Warren: You did a little bit more than a lot of people.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_04: No, but I brought them in.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you were gonna do it.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_04: There's still two options.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_04: There's still two options.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you were gonna drop some house.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_04: I couldn't get anything, mate.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think you ride motorbikes.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, well, I do.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: Do you actually?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: My whole life.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I owned ten animals, mate.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: If I could have if I could have a farm, don't have a lot of people.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: I've got four.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want some?
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, I've got two.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a cat and a dog, that's enough.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: I've got two in my house, yeah.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, no.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_04: Three feral children, two dogs, two cats.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I've got a dog, I've got a feral dog for my feral child, so they could be feral together.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's cute.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: And then I can bake in the kitchen in peace.
• 8:24
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:28
  Warren: Here's a question.
• 8:30
  Warren: If you could have ten animals, any animal you want, if you can have ten animals as a pet, what would you have?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'd have one of like I'd have different ones, but I love pigs.
• 8:40
  Warren: You'll have a pig?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Pet pigs are amazing.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, Cooney Cooney Pig.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: I love pigs.
• 8:44
  Warren: What's a coonie?
• 8:44
  Warren: A cooney, what?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_04: Coony Cooney Pig.
• 8:46
  Warren: I need to Google that.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_04: They're so freaking cute.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_04: Then I really want to small.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: I want to go to Pig Island where you can swim with them and like being a pack.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'll bite them back.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: I mean it tastes good, don't they?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: Bite that ass I'll bite you in the back.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: A little bit of bacon.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: Pigs are amazing.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: And they're so clever.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: They actually really are.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: They're just like.
• 9:09
  Warren: Oh, these are like the really hairy ones, aren't they?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_13: They're cute.
• 9:14
  Warren: Are they small?
• 9:15
  Warren: Are they like diddy pigs?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_13: No, they're no, they can get big.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_13: Like they're big, big, big pigs.
• 9:20
  Warren: Like big.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_13: Like feed a family pig.
• 9:24
  Warren: For at least two weeks.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah, and like big pig.
• 9:27
  Warren: Feed your family.
• 9:29
  Warren: Rest and I do pork, you know.
• 9:30
  Warren: No.
• 9:32
  Warren: Okay.
• 9:33
  Warren: What else?
• 9:34
  Warren: Got pig?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'd definitely have a horse.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_04: I know that sounds like really like a common thing, but like.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so any animal you want.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_04: Horse.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: Snakes.
• 9:45
  Warren: Snakes?
• 9:46
  Warren: Some snakes.
• 9:46
  Warren: Yeah, what kind of snake?
• 9:48
  Warren: Would you have a you would you have a venomous one?
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 9:51
  Warren: You couldn't, really.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's too much in it.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: I want a snake that can actually hold.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want one that can just sit in a thing and then I have to worry that it's gonna bite you on top of it.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_13: Like a corn snake or something.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah, or a little python.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_13: Like a little python.
• 10:02
  Warren: They get big that night.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_13: Constrict me, bitch.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they can get pretty big.
• 10:07
  Warren: Okay, okay.
• 10:08
  Warren: What else?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_04: I want a goat.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: My friend's got five goats.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, then nuts.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: They literally jump fences bigger than that door.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just jump over them and then just walk around like there's nothing.
• 10:19
  Warren: If I had a goat, I would season it up and put it in the pot one time.
• 10:25
  Warren: Put that on a slow.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_13: I'll let him know if any of them uh will send it your way.
• 10:33
  Warren: Fed good.
• 10:34
  Warren: Yeah.
• 10:37
  Warren: Come on whatever animals.
• 10:38
  Warren: Wouldn't you have nothing crazy like a cheater?
• 10:40
  Warren: I would have a cheater.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but then it's like, oh well, I might as well own a venomous snake.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if I didn't live in this country and I lived in the country that that's in, then it's allowed.
• 10:52
  Warren: Like I'm saying, any animal you wanted.
• 10:54
  Warren: If you wanted your with any possibility, if it was your animal an elephant, now we're talking.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_13: That would be a sick animal to be clever, live for years, so you ain't got to worry about them dying in seven years.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_13: I can't like a normal.
• 11:08
  Warren: I'll be going to the shops on an elephant, I ain't gonna lie.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: That thing ain't even gonna cost a feet, you just gotta give it some food.
• 11:15
  Warren: Food and that, yeah.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Love on it, it loves on you.
• 11:18
  Warren: Run up on the off of an elephant.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine the piles of shit you've got to deal with.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Not bothered.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Fertiliser for the grounds that you're gonna grow your food with.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: Just stand on it and squid it down into the elephant farmer.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: You can sell that stuff, it's fertiliser.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_07: Send it to the local farmer, elephant.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_07: Now we're cooking.
• 11:34
  Warren: That would be good.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: But if you've got one, you need a herd, they need their people.
• 11:37
  Warren: Yeah, you're thinking too deep into this.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, because I mean if I want ten animals, I'm having ten elephants.
• 11:43
  Warren: No, but you're on an individual individual elephants.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, not individual individual individual animals?
• 11:52
  Warren: Yeah.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'd I'd literally have whatever.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I just love them.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: You got any bird of prey of some sort of parrot?
• 11:59
  Warren: Oh, parrots are cool.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, parrots are cool.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_04: Because they like they can obviously converse with you in that.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they can also be really horrible.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I used to work at this rescue and this one it only knew swear words, and it would just be like, bitch, bitch, bitch.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_04: Like, alright, calm down.
• 12:19
  Warren: Do you know what I would love to do?
• 12:20
  Warren: I would love to have a murder of is it a murder?
• 12:24
  Warren: Murder of crows.
• 12:24
  Warren: Crows.
• 12:25
  Warren: Crows.
• 12:26
  Warren: You see, crows, they are the one of the most intelligent birds.
• 12:29
  Warren: And the crazy thing is, is when you got ops, they'll they will terrorise that their life out of them.
• 12:35
  Ashman: Yeah.
• 12:36
  Warren: When they when they're with yeah.
• 12:38
  Warren: Because when they're loyal to a person, they're really loyal, and what they'll do is they'll like bring in money and trinkets and all kinds of things.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: A murder of crows will take down like birds of prey or stuff.
• 12:48
  Warren: Yeah.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: They're not bothered.
• 12:49
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:50
  Warren: Crows are crows are clever.
• 12:52
  Warren: Crows are all clever.
• 12:54
  Warren: Any more animals?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_02: Don't really like little ones.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: I like them.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't mind a wolf.
• 13:03
  Warren: A wolf?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:05
  Warren: Just like, yeah.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_04: Because it again, it's like it's cuddly, but it's it's also got the I might nip you.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_04: Nip?
• 13:12
  unknown: Nip.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a slight might nip your whole face off.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_04: I live for the danger.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: You know.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen how big their head?
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: Their mouths were literally like you could just sit your head in their mouth while they're yawning like comfortably.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_02: Their things are massive.
• 13:25
  Warren: Crazy, crazy.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: Or a wolf dog.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: A mix.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_02: That would be so cool.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I like dogs.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my dog bit my finger yesterday.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_02: He took the tip of my finger off, and we were just playing.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: It was an accident.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, I sliced the end of my finger off the other day with a Japanese steel chef knife.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_04: So that was yeah.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: Shh Japanese still chef knife.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, you went right into detail with that.
• 13:49
  Warren: She got those.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: What's explain what's the difference of a Japanese knife?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but I think the still does it just look like a normal, does it just look like a normal knife?
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_04: It it looks fancy and it was sharp.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_04: Oh okay.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_04: It was it was very sharp.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_04: It came from a proper chef shop, so my chef mate was like, Yeah, you should get it.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_04: Um started cooking with it and then instantly chopped the end of my finger off.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: And I had to like search for the little bits of garlic for the end of my finger.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_04: Oh and I'm like, and I'm like, oh yeah, right, I've got it out, it's in the bin, sound.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: And then every time I'm shopping the garlic, I'm like, there's a crunch.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, what's that?
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_04: My finger.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: I was literally just about to say, did anyone find the tip of your finger in the food?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_04: What is this?
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_04: We were cooking a meal for Valentine's Day, and Lucas was like, Well, if you're if you're gonna like give up now, well, I'm not gonna bother cooking it.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, bro, I'm I'm losing blood.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: We people lost my finger.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: People are eating people all over the world these days.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's not really too much.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Or what do you mean?
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, no, you just wanted to give me a side.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm only saying what everyone else is talking about.
• 14:53
  Warren: I never eat curry human ever in my life.
• 14:57
  Warren: Yeah, no barbecue leg, no man foot, none of them.
• 15:04
  Warren: I don't eat chicken foot.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_04: Slight little nibble on the old man foot.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, I can't, I can't eat chicken foot.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_04: I can't bring myself to do it.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_04: I can eat every other party except the chicken foot.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_02: I can't eat the look of it.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_04: Luke, when Lucas got his first big payday from tattooing, yeah, he's like, right, I'm gonna take you out for a meal.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_04: We'd just had our first son together.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_04: He got a big payday and took you out for chicken feet.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_04: What it was.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_04: I picked it, I was just like, let's do it, let's do it, let's just get it.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: And he went, he literally went, okay.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry, you had you had chicken foot tappa.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of yeah, it was just literally came as a plate with uh like chicken feet on it, and they didn't even take the claws off.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_04: Can you can you what was what else was on the plate?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_04: We need to like no, it was literally just a plate of chicken feet, like spheral it yeah, and you just like no, there was no meat on it, or I don't know why they sold it for decoration.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_04: Like, no, he put it between his teeth, and then he was like, Oh okay.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: My dog eats like the dried ones.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure I'm gonna eat those.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I couldn't.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, it's so gross.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, we yeah, it was it was just it was so funny.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: He was asking the waiter how he was like, How are you supposed to eat these?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_04: Because there's nothing on it, it's just skin and fat and knuckle.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_04: And knuckles.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_04: No, he thanks.
• 16:28
  Warren: Eating like five threads of meat.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: I I've I always say I'll try anything once, and uh oh no, I couldn't.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_04: I've I've been there done that now.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: If I know what it is and I know it shouldn't be eaten, I'm not gonna eat it.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna care if someone says try it once.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_04: If it don't make it ill, then it's fairly edible, isn't it?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna know if it's gonna make me ill until it's in my body and I'm ill.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: Eat your cookies and then you'll be fine, and then you'll say that's why I eat them.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I'm pretty sure I'll introduce it to you first.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: I live on I live on cornflakes and cookies.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: That sounds good.
• 17:02
  Warren: Eat a cookie, you eat anything.
• 17:05
  Warren: Fridge raided.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty much.
• 17:08
  Warren: You eat you eat any mad.
• 17:10
  Warren: What's the maddest thing you've ever eaten?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I no, I'm a bit I'm pretty fussy when it comes to food.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_10: Crocodile burger, kangaroo.
• 17:17
  Warren: Oh, I would love to try crocodile burger.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: You got that chicken.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Where could you wait?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: When it was like Christmas time.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: When it was Christmas time, me and my little boy seen that in one shop.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like there was and there was ostrich somewhere.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, uh, Audi.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_04: Was it it was a yeah, I've got ostrich steaks in the freezer, but Lucas keeps spotting that I'm getting it out, so I have to put it back because I'm trying to like slip it in there as just so he doesn't know, yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because he's like, I'm never eating that ever again.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't want to get it, give me it here.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: Is it gamey?
• 17:49
  Warren: Ostrich.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: A little bit, but it looked gamey, yeah.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like a gamey meat.
• 17:54
  Warren: Do you have an extra one for me?
• 17:55
  Warren: Can I come around for dinner?
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_02: Sound.
• 17:57
  Warren: There you go.
• 17:58
  Warren: Because I want to try some ostrich.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: Next time he moans, when you get it out, you say it's alright, worried about it.
• 18:03
  Warren: It's all right, Warren's coming over for dinner, isn't it?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: Don't worry.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_04: I'll just I'm just gonna cook it when like when he's busy on his games.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna be like, right, I'm just gonna go make dinner.
• 18:11
  Warren: Just throw some bird's eye Matthews in the oven for a minute.
• 18:15
  Warren: Just so you know what I'm saying.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, or I'll just cut it, I'll cut it into little bits and then make like a pasta dish with like steak pieces in it with some cheesy sauce or something.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_04: Wait till he's really hungry and he's just gonna actually I might just take an extra cookie and then he'll be starving he won't be like him high as hell.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_04: Like, hey babe, I made this for you.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm starving.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: Love it.
• 18:37
  Warren: Nice, nice, nice.
• 18:39
  Warren: Um, I've got another random question, another unhinged certain.
• 18:43
  Warren: Go on, and I'm hoping there's a good story behind these because I you know, I've got a story for this one.
• 18:48
  Warren: Where's the strangest place you've ever vomited?
• 18:51
  Warren: Vomited?
• 18:51
  Warren: Yeah.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: The strangest place?
• 18:54
  Warren: Yeah.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: I see.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: I was quite good at just keeping it down.
• 18:57
  unknown: What the fuck?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, actually, red wine vomits straight in someone's brand new white trainers.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_02: And it was someone I really liked.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: I was underage, and it was all over.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: So kitchen floor.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_02: I was probably like 14, 15.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: 14, 15.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, we're older, and I threw up straight in their brand new white trainers.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Red wine, filled them.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like I filled them, I ran.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: I left the house and ran.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was gone.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't want to look at them for weeks.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that's probably why I learned to keep it in.
• 19:24
  Warren: Ah, okay.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, how can you keep it in?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: What you just breathe and then swallow and then breathe and swallow, and then you just learn and it just really goes down.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: And sometimes you just have to just I can do that until I'm on my own in privacy.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: And then you're just like, oh yeah.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: And then move it.
• 19:38
  Warren: You've never done a projectile.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_02: No, never.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Not like a proper go for it.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I've always got to somewhere to be sick.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my days.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_09: Damn, you're lucky.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't drink either, and I haven't drank in over 10 years.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: So I mean, I don't really have much excuse to want to vomit, really.
• 19:57
  Warren: I hear you.
• 19:58
  Warren: What about you?
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, oh, you know she's got some stories.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: You can just tell her I said it.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: So last week.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_04: So just this morning.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, are we allowed to talk about like be it on a higher level or not?
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_04: You can.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_04: So there's like three times that I can think of that are like rain.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_04: Three times.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_04: But now you have to tell us.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_04: The most mild one, I think.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: I was I was on a date years ago, yeah, and uh he was a guy that liked shrubbery.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: Sh yeah.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: Um he smoked ganja.
• 20:41
  unknown: Yeah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_04: And I thought, oh yeah, it's fine.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_04: It don't smell like strong.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what I mean?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_04: So I thought, yeah, okay, we'll sound we'll do it to go burn that.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_04: And then I ended up sitting in a bush for like 16 hours just vomiting.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_04: And then he's going this kid, go hit whitey out.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and he was just sat there like, it's okay, it's okay.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, you know, look at me.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's so bad.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh dear.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_04: Or uh I was in town and I don't like people seeing me be sick.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_04: It does fast.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think no one does today.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_04: I was so drunk.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_04: I puked in my handbag.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_04: And I had to take it away.
• 21:18
  Warren: Oh, was it a big handbag, deep one, or was it like a small little?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: It was big enough to hold what it needed to at the time.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_04: No, no chance.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_02: No, I would literally rather throw up on someone than in my own bag.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, there wasn't much in it because I'm one of those people that like to stick stuff in pockets and that.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: But if I'm throwing it from my bag, I'm telling you now it's going straight in the BNA.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it did, but like I had to sort of like wait until I was alone.
• 21:41
  Warren: You have to walk out like there was nothing in your back.
• 21:43
  Warren: Yeah.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine her just walking out of it on a shoulder.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't I did not look back.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't look back.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: You annoyed people were looking at you like, what the fuck's dripping from my bag?
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_04: I never went back to that page, it's fine.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_04: It never
• 22:00
  Warren: Wait, you've done this in like a public place, but like a bar or yeah.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_04: It was uh Yeah.
• 22:06
  Warren: It was a place called On a Night Out or a Restaurant?
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_04: Uh night out.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: So it's a place called Pink Punters, right?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_04: Uh near Milton Keynes.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_04: And it it's one of those places that lets all walks of life in.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: And there's three different levels of different music and that bottom floor's got like a stripper pole and that, and then they've got their own restaurant in there, taxi service and everything.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_04: I was so drunk.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Because the my friend knew the owner, and she told him that it's my birthday, and he announced it to the whole club, and everyone was buying me drinks, and I was so drunk.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_04: 21st birthday with the and I didn't want everyone to see me.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: So oh no, I would have it's my 21st birthday.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um you have all bought me drinks, I'm projectile vomiting for you all that you wanted this.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: You wanted this, I'll give it to you.
• 23:00
  Warren: Do you have any more?
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_04: Not that I could probably wanna say out loud.
• 23:06
  Warren: Okay, well, I'll tell you what, I've got a story for you.
• 23:08
  Warren: Go on, okay.
• 23:08
  Warren: I've got a story for you.
• 23:10
  Warren: So I do I tell you what happened or should I tell you I'm gonna tell you the story, yeah?
• 23:15
  Warren: Yeah, just tell me.
• 23:16
  Warren: I'm gonna tell you the story.
• 23:17
  Warren: This is me in that my most embarrassing vomit ever, yeah.
• 23:20
  Warren: So I was about 20.
• 23:24
  Warren: My friend, uh Michael Wood, shout out Michael Wood.
• 23:28
  Warren: He was uh he was in the Marines, yeah?
• 23:30
  Warren: Okay, you know, Marines are hard bastards, yes.
• 23:33
  Warren: So like he was like, you know, off in the area and that.
• 23:38
  Warren: And I seen him on Facebook and I was like, yo, how you been in that?
• 23:40
  Warren: Started talking.
• 23:41
  Warren: He's like, right, you're coming out, Warren.
• 23:43
  Warren: I said, no, no, no, I'm broke, I ain't got no money.
• 23:45
  Warren: He said, Look, you're coming out, I've got all of this money, and I don't spend it on jack shit.
• 23:51
  Warren: I got money.
• 23:52
  Warren: I'm you're coming out, I'm getting you drunk.
• 23:54
  Warren: So I said, Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
• 23:56
  Warren: Went to Wellingborough now for a couple, ended up going to Northampton for a lot, lost the guy, lost him.
• 24:06
  Warren: Keeping in mind, I told him I ain't got no money.
• 24:08
  Warren: I must have had about five pounds in my bank, so I couldn't get a taxi or nothing, and I'm fucking steaming.
• 24:14
  Warren: So I thought, fucking.
• 24:16
  Warren: Yeah, but that's exactly what I tried to do.
• 24:18
  Warren: So I started walking, which I thought was the direction to Ketarin, and I was going the wrong direction.
• 24:24
  Warren: The police pulled me up saying, Where you what you what you doing?
• 24:27
  Warren: I'm going to Ketron.
• 24:28
  Warren: You know, you're going the wrong way.
• 24:29
  Warren: So I had to turn around.
• 24:30
  Warren: By the time I got back into town, it was about early morning, like five o'clock ish.
• 24:36
  Warren: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Warren: So I'm thinking, fuck, let me get a bus.
• 24:39
  Warren: The first bus to my ends, I'm getting, but I had to take two buses because buses were really early.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Warren: So the only village buses in that.
• 24:48
  Warren: So I jumped on one bus, fell asleep on it.
• 24:51
  Warren: I was supposed to go to Wellingborough, but I fell asleep and ended up in Rorns.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_10: Oh no.
• 24:56
  Warren: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Warren: So it's summertime, sun's beaming, I'm wearing night owl clothes.
• 25:03
  Warren: No.
• 25:03
  Warren: Yeah.
• 25:03
  Warren: Walk of shame.
• 25:04
  Warren: The walk of shame is unreal.
• 25:05
  Warren: I go into a spa and I thought, I'm drained.
• 25:08
  Warren: Let me get a red bull now.
• 25:09
  Warren: Drunk now, red ball, bus comes up.
• 25:11
  Warren: Jump on the bus now.
• 25:12
  Warren: I'm on the only person on the bus.
• 25:13
  Warren: Yeah, it's driving through these villages and I'm bouncing around, bouncing around.
• 25:16
  Warren: I'm thinking, fuck, I need to go sick.
• 25:18
  Warren: I ring the bell, I ring the bell, I'm ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
• 25:21
  Warren: Yo, I need to go sick, pull over now.
• 25:23
  Warren: The bus driver pulls over.
• 25:24
  Warren: Yeah, I'm running up.
• 25:26
  Warren: And so you got um, I think the bus driver was training the route because basically you have the bus driver there, and you have a person next to the window telling them exactly where to go.
• 25:36
  Warren: And then the driver.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_13: That was his first and last day.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_13: They said, I ain't doing this anymore.
• 25:41
  Warren: What I'd done is I couldn't even make the door.
• 25:43
  Warren: As soon as I got to the window, I projectile vomited.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 25:47
  Warren: All over this guy's back.
• 25:49
  Warren: And you can see the outline of the vomit, it was all over his back, and then it turned, and then the doors, and then the doors opened.
• 25:57
  Warren: No, no.
• 25:58
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:00
  Warren: It was bad.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_02: If I was that guy you threw up on, I also would have lost my job that day because you would not have been walking off that bus with this.
• 26:10
  Warren: I was, I was, I was, I was saying, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
• 26:14
  Warren: I was literally, I was so, and he was the bus driver was you could tell he was mad as like, nah, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
• 26:19
  Warren: So I tried, I tried to.
• 26:20
  Warren: I was like, You did, you did warn us.
• 26:22
  Warren: I won't, I swear I warned him like, look, I'm feeling really sick, so I'm gonna sit right at the front.
• 26:27
  Warren: If I ring the bell, then you know I need to be sick.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_04: I'd rather puke in my handbag again, if I'm honest.
• 26:34
  Warren: But this is the worst thing about it is what are you gonna do?
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_04: Just open his pocket.
• 26:37
  Warren: Yeah, this was like a move.
• 26:41
  Warren: This was like an hour bus journey, and I vomited in like the first 10 minutes.
• 26:45
  Warren: Oh yeah, no, and it was going through the villages and that, and the amount of old ladies that jumped on the bus, the bus was decked by the time it came into Ketcherin.
• 26:56
  Warren: And the ladies were coming, oh my gosh, someone's just vomiting.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_01: So look, there's sick everywhere.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_01: There's sick.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just sat there looking rough as fucking.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_07: With my hands in my head, like, please don't look around, don't look around.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_07: You can tell it's me.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_07: Bad.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, no, there's no bad.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I've never actually been in a situation like that.
• 27:16
  Warren: No.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 27:17
  Warren: Yeah, that's why one of the reasons I don't drink anymore.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't like I don't like feeling out of control, so I don't I don't drink.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_04: Same.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's makes you feel vulnerable, don't it?
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_04: Same, yeah.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: I've done so many I remember when from when I was really little, yeah, and it's put me off Burger King for life.
• 27:35
  Warren: You vomited for a Burger King.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was on my way to Wales with family, and I was in the back, and I didn't like Burger King.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I said I had a bully belly anyway, was made to eat Burger King.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: So, of course, I've met this Burger King, and then we're halfway to Wales, and I'm like, I feel really sick.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: They're not listening to me.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: So the person next to me is like, Do you want some Sprite to see if you can calm your belly down?
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, as soon as that straw hit my lips, I vomited through the straw into the Sprite.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Also, didn't have the balls to tell him at first, so um he actually drank some and then sighed and then side-eyed me, and then I said I'm really sorry, and then threw up on the floor, also.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, my god, yeah, that was a bad one.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: I was only little though, but I never ate Burger King since.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wow, what yeah, I can't do it.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh wow, just driving past Burger King, I have flashbacks.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_09: I like Burger King.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: I was probably only about seven, yeah.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I it it still gets me to this day.
• 28:30
  Warren: Oh, damn.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 28:31
  Warren: Do you drive past the service station and get PTSD?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, if I see a Burger King, I think of it instantly.
• 28:36
  Warren: Yeah, oh man, I like Burger King.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, if I had if there was a Burger King sprite right there, I'm pretty sure I'd probably run with it.
• 28:43
  Warren: Yeah, even the I'm like, uh God, get it out.
• 28:49
  Warren: Oh, that's jokes, that's jokes, that's jokes.
• 28:52
  Warren: Should we have another question?
• 28:53
  Warren: That was a good one, wasn't it?
• 28:56
  Warren: Um, so uh what's the dumbest injury you've ever had given yourself?
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_10: That's a good question.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_09: Do you want to go first?
• 29:08
  Warren: I'll go first again, yeah.
• 29:09
  Warren: Who are you?
• 29:10
  Warren: So I knock myself out, and the worst thing about it was clean knockout.
• 29:16
  Warren: Clean knockout.
• 29:17
  Warren: The worst thing about it was it wasn't when I was a kid, it wasn't when I was a teenager in my early 20s, wasn't it when I was drunk?
• 29:23
  Warren: Was it recently?
• 29:24
  Warren: It was last year.
• 29:26
  Warren: So let me tell you what happened.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 29:29
  Warren: Let me tell you what happened.
• 29:31
  Warren: Yeah, I know.
• 29:32
  Warren: So let me tell you what happened.
• 29:34
  Warren: Go I'm uh energetic, I'm literally so well, I live in a flat, yeah, and you come out and you go, and the stairs goes down, and halfway through the stairs it turns 90 degrees and then it goes down again.
• 29:48
  Warren: So I jumped down because obviously I'm trying to I I even though I'm not young, I still feel young.
• 29:54
  Warren: Okay, yeah.
• 29:54
  Warren: So I jumped down one set of stairs, boom, landed it clean.
• 29:57
  Warren: So I jumped down now, the other steps is a bit higher.
• 30:00
  Warren: So I must have took two steps and jumped.
• 30:03
  Warren: Now the thing is though, is I completely forgot, you know how the stairs is set, it's not just one big drop, it comes in a bit and then goes up, and it's a straight, goes down 90 degrees, and then it's a literally a right angle, and then it's connected to the ceiling, you know.
• 30:20
  Warren: It's it is the ceiling.
• 30:21
  Warren: So I jumped whack just above my eyebrows, yeah, on that.
• 30:29
  Warren: Yeah, boom! Now I jumped so fast and so hard, I didn't actually land on the steps, I plunged myself forward and bang.
• 30:41
  Warren: Next thing you know, next thing you know, I woken up on the floor with a banging headache imagine being the post battle.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: So we're like, what the fuck?
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_07: Literally, like bang, like how the fuck did I like oh my god, and I woke up like just you know, like I've had a really nice sleep, you know what I mean?
• 31:07
  Warren: Just boom, I just wake up like what the fuck?
• 31:09
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 31:10
  Warren: Like, yeah, when I realised what I'd done and I realized how far hard I must have jumped because you know the ceiling comes out like part way from the stairs.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_02: You definitely went up and reassessed it though, didn't you?
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_02: You definitely looked at it and thought, what the fuck did I do wrong?
• 31:26
  Warren: Yeah, well, to be honest, I went back inside.
• 31:29
  Warren: I thought, fuck this.
• 31:30
  Warren: God don't want me outside today.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_07: God don't that's God telling me to keep my ass inside, go to the bed, yeah, save my money.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_07: I heard you go to bed, make your own dinner, stop being lazy.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_04: Don't turn the oven on.
• 31:45
  Warren: You know what I'm saying?
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I've got like an injury like that.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I've got to be.
• 31:53
  Warren: Yeah, that was no, that that's just because it's me.
• 31:56
  Warren: That's why well that's that's just me, you know.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I've not really had any injuries.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I mean I broke fingers and toes, but you know, that's just everyone breaks fingers and toes, don't they?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, kick somebody toes like crooked, broken through.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_04: I dislocated a toe when I was drunk.
• 32:12
  Warren: How'd you dislocate?
• 32:14
  Warren: Well, I could guess how.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_04: I was at a house, I was in a house, right, and I was really drunk and I kicked a door frame barefoot, and my toe went like that.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_04: Well, actually like it dislocated and just decided to point a different direction.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_04: So I had to get pinned down whilst they went popped it back in.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm screaming, I'm screaming, like and they literally popped in.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh okay.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_04: And yeah, just carried on drinking.
• 32:40
  Warren: Is it like because I've seen people dislocate that um but is it literally like that?
• 32:43
  Warren: Like as soon as it pops back in, it doesn't hurt.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_04: I get like phantom paints sometimes.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, you know, sometimes when you just feel like a bit like oh you're back's out a little, you can just get like a little niggally paint in.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, side little twins and you guys dislocated.
• 32:59
  Warren: You dislocated.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: I've never dislocated, I broke though.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: Broke my hand, broke fingers.
• 33:03
  Warren: Break your hands, break your fingers.
• 33:05
  Warren: That finger's crooked as f- I know.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: Look, the knuckle disappears because I broke my hand, but it refused like.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_02: How'd you do that?
• 33:11
  Warren: Was you fighting?
• 33:12
  unknown: Maybe.
• 33:13
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:14
  Warren: Well, but you do you ever get to fights?
• 33:17
  Warren: Do we yeah.
• 33:18
  Warren: Well, do women actually fight?
• 33:20
  Warren: If they fight, is it over This is sorry, this is gonna sound sexist.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_04: I was just about to say that.
• 33:26
  Warren: Is it over stupid, funk, funky, you know, yeah, pull your hair out?
• 33:30
  Warren: Or do they actually have serious beef?
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: So back in the day, I wasn't a fighter.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: So like I'd be mouthy.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: If someone hit me, I'd hit them back, but I'd never instigate it.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: Majority of the time it wasn't me that was causing the trouble, though.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be in the background being happy, watching others because I knew what was gonna happen.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: Don't mind one-on-one, but as soon as there's like two, three on one, then I'm I'm I'm gonna come help because that's not okay.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't anymore, I just walked past like good luck.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: But back then, one-on-one, I'd leave.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, any more than that, then I'm sorry, they need a bit of backup, I'll be in.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_02: Because I used to like that kind of thing, it was fun, and technically I was sticking up for them, so it wasn't actually my fault.
• 34:12
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, you got the ethical grounds on it, yeah.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: But no, um Yeah, girls fight.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen some girls ramp, I've seen some girls real like like hurt each other worse than what some lads do.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_04: I had a fight with um a really big lady at work, because like people that uh like robbed from the shop, um straight on it.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_04: Get the the box knife, cut the straps if they're wearing a bag and take it off of them if they're trying to walk out.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, sounds clever.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_04: Um stopped people in the street that have robbed from the store and literally every part of their jacket, belt, band, all of that stuff covered in like pills or whatever that they've stolen.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_04: Antihistamines robbed them all.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_04: What's what's anti-histamine?
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, like when you've got like hay feet adopts or something.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then um I had a fight with a lady from the travelling community.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, that's not great.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_04: Nah, normally if you fight one of them, you're fighting loads of them.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_04: There was three there, but only one got involved.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's that's that's sound.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: At least they played fair.
• 35:23
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 35:23
  Warren: I've never had a fight with any of the travelling community.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, I get on with them to be fair.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're quite nice people.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_02: I love them, they love me.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_02: But they're the same as they I see it the same as they're they're the same as any.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like, like it doesn't matter what race, what community, where you're from, there's good people, there's bad people, there's absolute fucking dickheads.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: Doesn't matter where you go or where you are.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_04: Is so like the like the stuff that they they like for decorations in their homes and ornaments and all of that.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's so lovely.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, but there are obviously some people that think that they can take advantage, such as that person that I ended up having a situation with.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, and uh I literally got like bruises of fingerprints in my throat from where she was like throttling me.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: That was pretty savage, yeah.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_04: And my my boss comes from because she's at home and I do the night shifts, and she's come over and she's like, You're alright.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, Yeah.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_02: Were your hands free when she had you by your throat?
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I Do you know what?
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_02: I always have this thing.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: If someone grabs me by the throat, I swear to God, my fingers going straight in their eyes.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, no, because they're looking at me and they're that close.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: I swear my fingers are going in their eyes.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even gonna try to fight back, I'm going to poke them in the fucking eyes.
• 36:35
  Ashman: Yeah.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: Because that shit's gonna hurt them, they're gonna let go because they also can't see me.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_04: She tried bottling me as well.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_04: She tried to grab yeah, alcohol bottles, tried bottling me.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_04: She was um throwing ladders and well, I think it was a ladder, and then there was like a massive blooming brush thing.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_04: She was trying to lob at me.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, it was absolutely fine.
• 36:53
  Warren: She licked you with a broom.
• 36:54
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 36:55
  Warren: I've I've I've licked someone with a broom before.
• 36:57
  Warren: I don't like fighting.
• 36:59
  Warren: I don't like no, seriously, I don't like fighting.
• 37:01
  Warren: I like I don't mind watching a fight, but me personally, I don't like getting into fights.
• 37:04
  Warren: I'm like that.
• 37:05
  Warren: Because I don't I don't I don't want to fight fair.
• 37:08
  Warren: For some reason, there's this there's not gonna fight fair if I'm fighting.
• 37:11
  Warren: Yeah, there's this opinion, a one-on-one fair fight.
• 37:14
  Warren: Fuck that.
• 37:15
  Warren: I don't want to fight.
• 37:16
  Warren: So you're making me fight, I'm not gonna fight fair.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_02: But if I'm fighting, I'm fighting for a reason and I'm fighting to win, so I don't care if you just want to punch me, I'm gonna kick, bite, scratch, I'm gonna rip your hair out, I'm gonna poke you in your eyes.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a shit.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: I've got to get my old ear.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you want to get your hand?
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna go on the floor because I'm not doing it.
• 37:30
  Warren: Anything because I don't want to hurt my hands.
• 37:32
  Warren: So I've already broken mine, I can't hit without one.
• 37:34
  Warren: I don't want hands like that.
• 37:35
  Warren: My hands are nice.
• 37:36
  Warren: Yeah, you don't.
• 37:37
  Warren: I'll take off my belt and swing it around like nunchants.
• 37:39
  Warren: I don't care.
• 37:40
  Warren: I don't I'll pick up a chair, I'll pick up a person.
• 37:43
  Warren: I would swing anything.
• 37:44
  Warren: I always think this when I'm walking my dog, it does a lot better.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, have you ever walked a dog, right?
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you've got one of them extendable leads.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_02: Now they're ridiculous, right?
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the handle on it was like this big.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're not gonna be a little bit more.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: Now I walk, I walk my dog at like 10, 11 o'clock at night sometimes, because me and him will just walk around the block or walk around the estate.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes we're walking in some woods and alleyways and stuff, yeah.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not scared of the duck, doesn't fuss me quite like it.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: But I always do think when I'm walking along, like, in all honesty, right now, my dog would probably lick him to death.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: He ain't he ain't gonna do nothing to help me out.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: He'll, if anything, if I'm getting attacked, he'll probably attack me too, because he thinks we're playing.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so he's probably gonna hurt me by accident too.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: But at the same time, I've got a lead that I can get her with, and it's hefty as hell, mate.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a brick, right?
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: You've got a weapon 24-7 while you're walking a dog.
• 38:29
  Warren: I would use your dog as a weapon.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: My dog, yeah, but like I said, I'm not sure he'd do anything.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_04: Coda would have, we're like Lucas's dog.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_04: Um, he just used to say Jamie Oliver, and Coda would start going, dog is that the trigger word, Jamie Oliver.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because Lucas has got proper beef with Jamie Oliver.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine being in an advert, and you they're like, and then you just like Jamie Oliver and the dog just attached.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: Jamie Oliver.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_04: Literally, because he's got beef with him because he um he's got turkey cancelled.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_04: He ruined your chicken.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_07: So fuck you, Jamie Oliver.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: So like he don't he won't now.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_04: Coda's like, oh that he's got dementia blessing.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, mine's only nine months, so at this point, he just thinks that attacking everything nicely, like it's not a savage attack, like it's just like he just jumps up and he's like, Yeah, let's play.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, no, that's all you get from him.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, if you play fight or do anything, he's getting me.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: Without a doubt.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because he's like, Yeah, I'm gonna get you too.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, no, it's not.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, if you attacked me in the street, he'd probably attack me too.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'm I'm almost always on fight or flight situation at home because of my little boy.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's uh interesting.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like the main target, it's great, yeah.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_04: Lucas is like, Oh, it doesn't hit me.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, alright.
• 39:45
  Warren: Stick you on your toes.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_04: Without a doubt, every like even if when I get back from work and I I'm I'm absolutely knackered, I'm like watching you, bro.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_04: Target, just hiss at him nicely like stare over him.
• 39:59
  Warren: You know, you guys don't play computer games, but this was for the fellas, you know, when you press like target R1 and you get auto luck, like you're playing Grand Theft Daughter.
• 40:08
  Warren: I bet that's what he's like.
• 40:09
  Warren: Since you walk in, he's pressing R1, he's like straight away.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, now my yeah, you just aimed like a 10.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_02: My my little boy's got far too many nerf guns, right?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: And it's getting started to get dangerous now.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'll just walk through the house, yeah, and out the corner of my eye, I can just see a gun aimed straight at my head.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, don't do it.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: Luckily, he doesn't, right?
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it's that you're walking, just going to get so it done, and then you're like just carry a little flag around.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_02: He'll shoot my flag out of my hand.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like he's not the first to actually start.
• 40:37
  Warren: This is what you want to do, yeah.
• 40:39
  Warren: You need to get your own nerf gun.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh he's got that many, I can have one.
• 40:42
  Warren: Well, do you have one of the automatic?
• 40:44
  Warren: You need an automatic one.
• 40:45
  Warren: He has one.
• 40:46
  Warren: That's what you know about the automatic.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: He has one with the disc bullets as well.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: They're like discs like this big.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: And they just spling.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not joking, you can hold on the trigger and it just pushes them out, and it's got a barrel about this big, and you can fit about 50 bullets in it.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: Thank God he's lost both of them.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_02: He's only probably got about 15 bullets left now.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: But that thing, they hurt.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: I know what I'm wearing your split.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_02: They're dangerous.
• 41:09
  Warren: When's your boy's birthday?
• 41:10
  Warren: What month?
• 41:11
  Warren: This month, 24th.
• 41:12
  Warren: Oh, I'm gonna literally in a couple weeks.
• 41:14
  Warren: We're gonna buy him some, see if they're on fucking mate.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_02: He's a savvy.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: I would just go a good name.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_02: Thing is, I've got a BB rifle.
• 41:24
  Warren: You're not shooting your kid either.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, we were shooting it in the back garden the other day, and I let him shoot it.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, controlled where it was, but I mean windows, and he would tap on a window in probably on purpose.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I was just making sure it was down like fence level, and he managed to shoot something, and his bullet shot into three pieces.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he was like, See, I'm the best shooter in the world.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh no.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: I know what it was it was I'm really proud and I'm really scared all at the same time.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I I love you, son.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look around shooting.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_02: He got told off at school the other day, actually, for um finger shooting people in class, distracting them.
• 42:02
  Warren: And the teacher giving him the two gun fingers giving him two gun finger or was he finger shooting?
• 42:08
  unknown: Pew pew pew.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_02: But while it was class, while it was class time, yeah, but he was doing it because we were like dancing to drum a bass in the morning.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: So he kind of turned uh the gun fingers into like a little pew pew poo pew.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_02: And when the teacher told me they was talking about it so serious as if he had to re had a real gun pointing at people in class.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh I'm not joking.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: My face, my face went from to but let's go.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, it's his fingers.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's a joke.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, come on now.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, it's not really appropriate if it's in the playground either.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not really let let's let's not let's not do this right now.
• 42:41
  Warren: Yep.
• 42:42
  Warren: Do you want to do what shall we do some terrible advice?
• 42:45
  Warren: Go on, sure.
• 42:46
  Warren: Terrible advice, you know.
• 42:47
  Warren: You you guys watch the show.
• 42:49
  Warren: So the idea is I'm gonna give you a scenario and you give me the worst possible advice because I think that's more funny.
• 42:55
  Warren: Okay, you see them all doing, oh yeah, I think you should do this, and nah, fuck that shit.
• 42:59
  Warren: Let's fuck up.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'll normally do that anyway, it's fun.
• 43:02
  Warren: Yeah, so I found this one off a Bumber Clark Reddit.
• 43:07
  Warren: Uh have you ever fallen in love with your best friend?
• 43:12
  Warren: How do you deal with it?
• 43:13
  Warren: I'm not talking about me, by the way.
• 43:14
  Warren: No, just so you know, just in general, but I just read because I thought I've only just thought realised what I just said.
• 43:20
  Warren: This ain't about me.
• 43:21
  Warren: So you're thinking I'm trying to slide in on now.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: I don't really I mean Lucas has a lot of free time, so if you want to go there, that's it.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just go right on the back because I've got a ring doorbell and I don't I don't want to know when it's happening.
• 43:38
  unknown: Go on.
• 43:39
  Warren: I'm not talking about wife, husband, so I don't know what SO is, but absolute best friend.
• 43:45
  Warren: You know, your your brother from another mother.
• 43:49
  Warren: Or it would be for me, it'd be sister from another mister.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Warren: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Warren: How do you deal with it?
• 43:55
  Warren: Do you confess and we're in the friendship, or do you hit that shit?
• 44:00
  Warren: I'm saying, like, you what you do?
• 44:02
  Warren: You falling in love with them.
• 44:04
  Warren: What go on for that?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna start to you know how the other person feels though.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: Have they give hints or is it just friends and you just you just got your feelings?
• 44:17
  Warren: You this your this person once it once is in love with their their best friend.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: And their best friend just is just their best friend.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: Their best friend, yeah.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: And they don't know.
• 44:28
  Warren: Obviously, it's do you know what I think what would you not what would you not advise them to do?
• 44:35
  Warren: Do you know what I would do?
• 44:37
  Warren: I'd advise them to get ridiculously drunk and then confess your love, because that's the worst thing to do.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: Has it ever happened to a I mean if you're gonna confess your love and fuck it up anyway, surely you might as well hit it first and then confess your love after because then you're getting the best of both worlds because technically if you manage to hit it while you're drunk, right, and then say, Oh, I love you, and they're like, Oh no, and then they get freaked out and back off, you got to hit it anyway.
• 45:04
  Warren: So you're saying sleep with them.
• 45:06
  Warren: If that's what you want, just sleep with them, don't even give any context, just just just just sleep with them.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean they've got to like know like that that you feel that way, because they're not just gonna be like, Oh, they're coming on to me.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: Sweet.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: So what you're saying is I'm pretty sure, right?
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if I had a male best friend and they were in love with me, there'd be signs that they felt more than just friends.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_02: Even if you was like close, close friends from young, then be I've got I'm most of my friends are boys, right?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: And there's a difference.
• 45:38
  Warren: I'm gonna switch it up on you, yeah.
• 45:40
  Warren: I'm gonna switch it up on you because you guys are talking like, oh yeah, so if there was a guy, there was a guy.
• 45:46
  Warren: Now think of it from a guy's point of view.
• 45:48
  Warren: This person could be a guy.
• 45:50
  Warren: That's what I was thinking from a guy's point of view.
• 45:52
  Warren: Just hit it.
• 45:52
  Warren: Just just hit it.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_04: That was my first just sleep with it.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fuck her.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, you've only got one life, ain't you?
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_02: But if you're gonna take the gamble and you're scared, yeah, of admitting it anyway.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: If she's gonna sleep with you, she must have some kind of feels.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_02: And if you're both drunk and it happens, talk about it.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: And then maybe you might get the bollocks to kind of admit it afterwards, like, oh, we had a good time, I love you.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_02: But maybe you wouldn't be able to dare say any of those feelings without being in that kind of situation.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_04: Best friends do that, and they go, Oh, I love you, and then like I love you too.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: Like, nothing serious, so you just need to like gauge the synapse.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I love you.
• 46:29
  Warren: Yeah, I've got friends.
• 46:30
  Warren: So, what would be terrible advice?
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_04: Because uh, you know, that's terrible advice, just get go there, just do it.
• 46:36
  Warren: That's that sounds like good advice to me.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_04: Well, no, it depends on how you look on it, though, isn't it?
• 46:40
  Warren: Just bottle it, you bottle that shit.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_04: Bad advice, yeah.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: Just bottle it up and shut the fuck up.
• 46:44
  Warren: Shut the fuck up, down with life.
• 46:46
  Warren: Why are you sending emails in?
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: And if and and then maybe maybe they might say something one day, and if they do, then you can shoot your shot, if not back off.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Stop being creepy.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_07: Send her a text message about how you feel.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_07: That's how you do it.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_07: That's how you do it.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's bad advice to it.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: Send them a text message.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_02: If if I got a message that normally says like, yo, what you doing today, and then it was like some essay, like, oh fucking devoting my love to you and stuff, I'll be like, But if someone robbed your phone, bro.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'll bring them up, I'll be like, you care.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: Did you did you knock yourself out?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_02: Something must have happened this morning.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_07: You need to go to bed.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_11: I would, I'd like no, I'd be like, no.
• 47:32
  Warren: Uh yeah, yeah.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_11: Oh dear, yeah, no.
• 47:37
  Warren: Yeah.
• 47:38
  Warren: That that's that's it, the nail on the head.
• 47:40
  Warren: That is, yeah.
• 47:42
  Warren: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Warren: What's your most controversial food opinion?
• 47:47
  Warren: Food opinion.
• 47:48
  Warren: Yeah.
• 47:49
  Warren: So like I'll tell you what, I mean, like, I'd I'll give you I'll give you an example, alright?
• 47:52
  Warren: I'll give you an example.
• 47:54
  Warren: So I like, and I am kind of ashamed to say it in front of certain people because certain people get real, real judgy, yeah?
• 48:03
  Warren: You see, so I love crumpets.
• 48:05
  Warren: Crumpets, I love crumpets.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_02: What do you have on your crumpit though?
• 48:09
  Warren: Now, this is where it gets super controversial.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_02: This is crumpets.
• 48:14
  Warren: This is where it gets controversial because crumpets are nice.
• 48:18
  Warren: And I know I I I rate crumpets when you have a nice buttery crumpet, just full of butter, and sometimes.
• 48:24
  Warren: The bottom's got to be wet so it's all gone through and you know.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_04: I need one right now.
• 48:28
  Warren: Yeah, I butter it and then I put it in and butter it and then put it in, butter it and put it in, butter it and put it in.
• 48:35
  Warren: So it's wet.
• 48:36
  Warren: Put it in what?
• 48:36
  Warren: What are you putting it in?
• 48:37
  Warren: In the grill.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, you didn't say that.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: You completely missed it.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_02: I put mine in the toaster, so you're confusing me here.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: How would you butter put it in the toaster?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like, what are you gonna do?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm grilling my crumpets.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, see, I'll put it in the toaster, yeah, slashed with butter, yeah.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_02: Then I make sure there's a knob on but knob of butter on each one, then cheese, then it goes in the grill.
• 48:59
  Warren: Okay, okay.
• 48:59
  Warren: Well, how are you having it quickly?
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_02: Also put jam on mine.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: I've never had it with jam.
• 49:04
  Warren: You've never had crumpet with jam.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_02: You wedge the jam into the holes.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's that's like it's like a stuffed toasted donut, yeah.
• 49:12
  Warren: It's even better when it's it's really, really hot and the jam gets really sticky and warm.
• 49:17
  Warren: Trust me.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I've had like the whole beans on toast, but not toast, it's crumpets instead.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: With beans on crumpets.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Never done our beans.
• 49:27
  Warren: Okay, that's kind of crazy.
• 49:28
  Warren: I'm thinking, is mine that bad now?
• 49:30
  Warren: Go on.
• 49:31
  Warren: So, what I do is I extra butter, really crisp, marmite.
• 49:37
  Warren: I knew the dinner as soon as you see.
• 49:39
  Warren: It's a controversial one, anyway.
• 49:40
  Warren: You either love it or you don't.
• 49:42
  Warren: But that's you can't judge me on that.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_14: My mum would be with you on that word.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_14: My mum, she's a marmite.
• 49:47
  Warren: It's what else I put on it, yeah?
• 49:49
  Warren: You can't judge me on that.
• 49:50
  Warren: With the marmite, yes, mayonnaise.
• 49:54
  Warren: Love it.
• 49:56
  Warren: Fuck you, stop judging me.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not judging you, I'm just thinking I'm gonna have to say.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_02: If you didn't want me to judge, you should have done the whole um not judge game because I'm judging hard.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: That is a fair.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_04: I should have done that with you, yeah, two truth, one lie.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's that that's that's that's nasty.
• 50:13
  Warren: I love it.
• 50:14
  Warren: I don't care.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to try it now.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: You now need to ask these humans, right?
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if there's anyone else in that world.
• 50:21
  Warren: What's your most controversial food?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, does anyone eat that nasty shit?
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: Who else eats mayonnaise and fucking marmite together?
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: Because I would love to know if there's another human that does that.
• 50:31
  Warren: Only on a crumpy.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a shit what it's on.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: If anyone puts them two ingredients together on anything, I'd like to know.
• 50:37
  Warren: I used to do some crazy shit.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: I know someone that used to have sugar and tomato ketchup sandwiches.
• 50:42
  Warren: Oh, that's overkill.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_02: Ferrell when I'm yeah, yeah.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_04: I really want to do like a whole uh like wrong food video now, like trying things together.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_04: That would be really good.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, what have like test of things?
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, people submit some crazy food.
• 50:57
  Warren: You know, there was a guy who used to do that on the internet, some American dude, and people would be like, he'll be like, oh, pickle and and and hot sauce before the pickle vinegar was a thing, yeah.
• 51:07
  Warren: It would be like pickle and hot sauce, and people try to do used to kind of good, and then sometimes he'll be like Yeah.
• 51:16
  Warren: I really want to do that now.
• 51:17
  Warren: That I thought that was so cool.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_04: That'd be quite curious to do, actually.
• 51:21
  Warren: That's a that's a that's that that's a that's a YouTube video.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_04: We've done me and Lucas done a few videos of like trying like Japanese stuff where it literally does not say anything like in English, and we'd have to try.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, there was something from um TK Maxx, you know, where they have those random things just before the till.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we grabbed something in a completely different language, didn't know what it was, and it was like this weird custard milk thing, it was so gross, and we were really on a uh higher level.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_04: And no, I'm watching his face and I'm pretending to drink it because I've already smell it and I don't want to eat and it just starts dribbling out of his mouth.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a texture and smell person.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: As soon as I smell something, it's not going near my face.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it's like if it smells not okay, I don't care in any kind of way to my body if that smells not okay.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even attempting it.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: It was like a milky custard smell like cheesy or no, but now you've just said cheesy, that's fucking feral.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_02: Because custard and cheese should not smell the same, so that is not okay.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_02: And the fact you let him carry on eating it, that's evil.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: You're just watching him like, yeah, suffer.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, cheesy custard.
• 52:36
  Warren: Are you a chef?
• 52:37
  Warren: You because you talk about ostrich and that what's the maddest thing you've actually eaten?
• 52:42
  Warren: Because you say you eat you've got ostrich in the fridge, and you know, it is probably like meat like that.
• 52:48
  Warren: Meat like that, yeah, alligator burgers, what other kind of exotic.
• 52:51
  Warren: I hope there's no vegan activists watching this.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: Anyone eat frogs or snails?
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's a country pretty close to us that eats their whole stuff and like I've tried snail.
• 53:03
  Warren: What's that like?
• 53:04
  Warren: It's the slimy look of them.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_04: I can't do it.
• 53:07
  Warren: No, they cook it in it, don't they?
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_04: No, but it's like it's no longer slimy.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_04: No, I know, but it's something in it is like a little bit.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_04: It's the look of it.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: But they season it with it.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_04: It still looks like it.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'm presuming that I think it was like butter and stuff.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they yeah, they're kind of like, yeah, they do it.
• 53:20
  Warren: Do they eat it?
• 53:21
  Warren: Does it have its own?
• 53:22
  Warren: I don't know if I could eat it.
• 53:23
  Warren: No, no, no.
• 53:24
  Warren: Is it?
• 53:24
  Warren: No, because they would have been farmed.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 53:27
  Warren: They would have been farmed.
• 53:28
  Warren: Then if they're gonna be.
• 53:31
  Warren: But I don't know if I could.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, imagine like a plate with one of those big African snails on there.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: They're huge.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: These things are like they're yeah, they're big.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen like an ox tongue?
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine like a half ox tongue when them things are out of their shell, them things are like before they're cooked and that they're they're big old slabs of meat.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_04: And you think that that that bit's just just the snail, but it's actually all in the shell as well.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what pops me off as well?
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's the hole of their bottom's called a foot.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: And you technically you're just eating a foot.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: You're eating a foot.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't eat that because it's slimy ass.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: A slimy foot that lives in a shell.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm okay.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: See my point.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_10: No?
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_10: That is like chicken.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_00: Frog's legs are supposed to taste like chicken.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: Curious about that one.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: But then at the same time, you'd have to eat a lot to actually feel like you've eaten something because frogs legs are.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but they're more like an appetizer though, aren't they?
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_04: Like you not, you know, like a it's something you have like like yeah, like a leg.
• 54:33
  Warren: So you have your what would you have?
• 54:34
  Warren: Apple's legs, apples legs.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: Apple's legs, yeah.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds banging.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_03: I love three.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: I would love to see some apples legs.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: Sexy girl.
• 54:48
  Warren: I'm gonna name this that apples legs.
• 54:50
  Warren: Apple's legs is the title of this episode.
• 54:54
  Warren: Um toad legal, we're on about toad legs.
• 54:57
  Ashman: Soad legs.
• 54:59
  Warren: You'll have some toad legs, and then you have like an African snail.
• 55:06
  Warren: And what would you have as a dessert?
• 55:07
  Warren: This is just this is where we're going with this.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_13: We're in France, they're like big fat meringues.
• 55:13
  Warren: Meringue.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_13: How can you have that and then that and then have certain like well meringues are dry, so yeah, but they you did have like more of like a like with cream and mousse and mousse and just just to clean cleanse the palate after your African snake.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, after you've had all them nasty stuff that have been wiping themselves all over the floor with their slime, just cleaning the floor with their big giant foot.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm gonna have nightmares.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_02: Tastes like lurich.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_04: No, not me.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_04: Ew.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_04: That would be crazy.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_04: Nah.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_04: I just I'm never not gonna think about it that way now.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like, oh, look.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: See, this is a problem with me and life.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's how my brain thinks.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: So there's a lot of things I avoid for really weird reasons.
• 55:59
  Warren: I'd have a drink of you, you need it full of words.
• 56:01
  Warren: Yeah, there.
• 56:02
  Warren: I've lost my tongue.
• 56:04
  Warren: My tongue, my words.
• 56:09
  Warren: I know good.
• 56:15
  Warren: So, um she just pulled out the next thing.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 56:20
  Warren: The chew.
• 56:20
  Warren: Charleston chews.
• 56:21
  Warren: I thought that's a chew cheese.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know who are they?
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_02: They are little pieces of new gut.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: New gut.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_02: A love a bit of nougat.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_02: We've dropped one.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's I need to go to that shop.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be nice and I'll let you have one first.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_02: Normally I'd step the first one just to make sure it's not poisoned.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 56:44
  Warren: That's alright.
• 56:44
  Warren: These look nice.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_02: Did you literally take one?
• 56:47
  Warren: Yeah.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_02: You said try one.
• 56:49
  Warren: I don't want one.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, try one.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: Take a few.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_02: The hell?
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_02: There's a whole box there.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you now I'll yum that whole box if you don't, so help me.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_02: Once open, it's in my belly.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_01: I can't get any out.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a double decker without the the crispy bits.
• 57:09
  Warren: There you go.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_04: Thing is though, I wouldn't be able to open it like that.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'd literally have to rip the box because getting one or two out is just teasing me and I don't like it.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_04: Now you get a good technique look.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_10: I guess.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_10: Oh no, it didn't work.
• 57:27
  Warren: Oh, she got it.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_10: No, I don't really know what to do with these.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_10: Down a down.
• 57:34
  Warren: I'll take two.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_10: I'm gonna take as many fall in my mouth.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_12: I'll just leave them there.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_12: There you go.
• 57:44
  Ashman: It helps it helps.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_04: Right, okay.
• 57:52
  Warren: Another one, they've got some sweets in there.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_04: Probably doesn't help with his diabetes, but yeah, no, I don't think it will.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_04: I managed to get him off the Red Bull.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_04: It literally gets sugar.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, five like five years I've been like saving his life in the stuff.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_04: 44 grams of sugar.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and he will have whatever he wants and then he'll just jab himself or whatever to make it hurt.
• 58:27
  Warren: They're bad.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_02: They look really good though.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's actually no it's 88% sugar.
• 58:35
  Warren: See what I'm saying?
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_04: I like the sound of that.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like the normal flavour joke.
• 58:41
  Warren: You never did.
• 58:42
  Warren: You should make your own.
• 58:43
  Warren: You know You know what I always thought you were gonna do in your two truths on one night is talk about that you grow that you grow food.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_02: Really, I forgot I'm gonna do that.
• 58:52
  Warren: And um see what you got my seeds in my gun.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you'd be well impressed with me.
• 58:56
  Warren: You got any more chilies?
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Built built a hole.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_02: I've got my purple chilies growing.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I've got one literally on there now, so I'm gonna take the seeds and I'm growing more again this year because I grew loads last year and sold so they're really good.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_02: But I've got lemon chilies and my purple chilies growing this year, so yeah, yeah.
• 59:12
  Warren: I don't know what they're doing.
• 59:12
  Warren: What are they called?
• 59:14
  Warren: The purple chilies.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_02: They've got like a weird name, I can't remember.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, they've got a weird name to them though, but they grow first they grow white, then they go purple, then they'll go white, then they'll go white again.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_02: But you can eat them at any stage, and then when you cut them and actually cut them into little chili bits, they've got like a green colour inside as well.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna be hot.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_02: I've only just got into my growing era.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I didn't have any Scotch bonnets when I was doing Upstail once.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_02: Experimenting, I'm not a queen, I do what I can, and me and my boy eat yeah, so I don't care.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_02: But I had no Scotch bonnets so I thought, oh, I'll just throw two of these in, they're not that hot.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, my face is on fire.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_02: It was good, my face is on fire just from two of the little purple ones.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, yeah, I mean, I mean they're hot.
• 59:58
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 59:58
  Warren: I had I had one purple one and I made a big pot with it because I didn't know how crazy it was.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_13: I won't 100%.
• 1:00:05
  Warren: So I thought, you know what, I'm gonna put the whole thing in one big pot in it, yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Warren: And if it it it won't be too hot or it'll be ridiculously hot.
• 1:00:15
  Warren: But if it's if it if it's weak, I could just add extra chilies in it, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:00:19
  Warren: And make it spice up, and literally it was ah, it was it was delicious.
• 1:00:25
  Warren: It was like the perfect hotness.
• 1:00:27
  Warren: Yeah, it's not a you know what, no, because I know it was hot because I had a big pot.
• 1:00:33
  Warren: Yeah, do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:00:34
  Warren: Like I had like I must have cooked, like you'd I just literally bought like a big pack, you know, just like when you go into like Asda, you get the biggest pack of thighs, ripped the skin off, took the bone out, put one in there, chopped it all up, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:00:48
  Warren: And the rest of you know, curry, wet, wear, tear, tear, and then yeah, it's perfect, perfect.
• 1:00:56
  Warren: I'll stick it.
• 1:00:56
  Warren: Oh, this is a sweat as well, because I'll have some more, don't you worry.
• 1:01:00
  Warren: It was nice.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_04: I literally have just learnt how to cut um grow potatoes, so whatever you're saying about chilies sounds really good.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'll grow everything.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a little allotment at the back of my garden.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: I need help starting.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_02: So now I have a dog.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: I've had to I've built my own fence, cut my own gate, done the hinges, done everything, mate.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_02: You want to come see it now?
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: It looks smart.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's all fenced off, so the dog can't go and shit on my strawberry patch because he decided that for some reason of the whole garden he had, my strawberry patch was the perfect place to shit every day.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_02: So it got fenced off.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_02: He was fuming about it, mind you.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't care.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I've got my strawberries, my grape plant, my raspberries, my gooseberries.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_02: I've got garlics growing that I forgot I planted last year.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_02: So they're coming.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_02: Elephant garlics.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what's in there.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: I completely forgot until they started sprouting.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, they're garlics, and I'm pretty sure I've only planted elephant garlic.
• 1:01:51
  Warren: Elephant garlic sound big.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: They're big, they're big.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like one clove.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so you normally when you know when a recipe would say like three, four cloves, yeah, you'll need like one garlic, like elephant garlic clove.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_02: They're big old juicy things.
• 1:02:02
  Warren: Sounds epic.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_04: I I love garlic.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like two metric tons of garlic.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't do it so much now, but if I was chopping garlic, I used to just sit there and just eat it just how it is.
• 1:02:12
  Warren: Oh no.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_02: You know that because you know how it burns, it's got like a burny, you know what I mean.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_02: You're a sensory seeker.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_02: I know, I liked it.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_02: I like that burny kind of like I don't know.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_02: I just love it.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love the pain.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh dear.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I used it.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_02: Good though.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_02: I've never never poorly made it.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_02: Garlic and red onion, keep me keep me going.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I need to make that new that old fashioned wives fricking you put garlic and ginger.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_03: Different remedies, stuff, yeah.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_12: Spoonful of this today makes you healthy.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_12: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_12: Now sad that my cookies keep me healthy.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_04: Cookies are not they are good cookies.
• 1:02:56
  Warren: I know Bianca, I know she got two left.
• 1:02:59
  Warren: You can have them, my boy.
• 1:03:00
  Warren: Let me have one, Lemon.
• 1:03:03
  Warren: You can I would like another one because they're actually really tasty.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_02: They are, aren't they?
• 1:03:06
  Warren: They are.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_02: Let me I'll make you some chocolate ones next time.
• 1:03:10
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'll put them in there fresh, just cooked.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's why they're a bit sticky on the bottom.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_02: The the the lovely caramel.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I never really used to like chocolate things, so I never really used to be able to cook chocolate cake or like I could always do brownies because they're not too hard.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_02: But chocolate cake and chocolate cookies, they're always dry as hell.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'd bite into it and I'd be like nasty.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like you feel like you need like a jug of milk with every bite because it's that dirty, like dry.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I could perfect anything else.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, I don't really know what I'm doing wrong.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_02: No, I've got my chocolate cookies down to a T now.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_02: Chocolate cake's still chocolate cake's okay.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do the chocolate can ash too good.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: It always is either too hard or just too not fucking nice.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: But chocolate cookies, I'm um, it's alright, mate.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_02: You make a mesh, you do it.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_00: I've got I've got cookie on my laptop.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_00: My hands are sticky and I'm trying to use the mouse match.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine it gets stuck in one of the little buttons.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_00: Literally, I just need to clean the mouse mat.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_00: The little mouse pad is stuck everywhere, so sticky.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_02: Nice and sticky.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, but chocolate ones, I'll bring some chalky for you ones next.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_02: Chalky for you ones?
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: Chalky ones for you.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: Chalky ones.
• 1:04:23
  Warren: Yeah, guys, want to play some rapid fire questions.
• 1:04:27
  Warren: Go on.
• 1:04:28
  Warren: You guys watch the show, didn't you?
• 1:04:31
  Warren: Um, you know, I do the rapid fire questions.
• 1:04:35
  Warren: Basically, I've got 20 questions.
• 1:04:38
  Warren: It's gonna be different because I usually get one person to do it.
• 1:04:41
  Warren: So some of these questions, I'm gonna need both your answers.
• 1:04:44
  Warren: You both both you both are working together to get the times at, yeah?
• 1:04:49
  Warren: Because I time it, you know I time this, yeah?
• 1:04:52
  Warren: I ain't gonna tell you too much that that's what you need and the right answer.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_04: You'll be going and go on a leaderboard or something.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_04: You know what?
• 1:04:58
  Warren: I think I might do it.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it'd be like fucking so I need to know the right answers technically.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_01: And these are these general knowledge or just random shit sheet or something.
• 1:05:09
  Warren: She she no, this is just like this is a this these are like it's a combination of just random questions that I if you listened to it before, you know exactly what I'm on about.
• 1:05:18
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:19
  Warren: Like this shows that you guys, if you guys actually listen to it, because there's some questions like you know what I'm saying.
• 1:05:24
  Warren: I'm gonna start it off anyway.
• 1:05:25
  Warren: What's your least favourite colour?
• 1:05:28
  Warren: Brown, brown.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was just about to say brown.
• 1:05:31
  Warren: Uh now name something brown that you absolutely love.
• 1:05:34
  Warren: Chocolate.
• 1:05:34
  Warren: Easily chocolate boom.
• 1:05:36
  Warren: It would be chocolate.
• 1:05:36
  Warren: That's a good question.
• 1:05:37
  Warren: You guys answered that quick.
• 1:05:39
  Warren: Yeah, this is a podcast, by the way.
• 1:05:40
  Warren: You guys gotta chill.
• 1:05:42
  Warren: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:43
  Warren: Like I'm passionate about chocolate.
• 1:05:45
  Warren: Chocolate's good.
• 1:05:46
  Warren: Yeah, okay.
• 1:05:48
  Warren: How do you make an egg roll?
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_02: Push it down the hill.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_07: Correct.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_03: We have joke days.
• 1:06:06
  Warren: The fact that you know the answer, I'm gonna give you respect.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't want to say it, I was like a girl.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_04: You were head lowered, sorry.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even, I just my little boy loves jokes.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_02: We have joke dates, just tell jokes.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was expecting, did you picture like the food and egg roll?
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_02: Or was you picture it?
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_02: I was thinking, I was waiting for someone to wrap it in something.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_07: Literally, yeah.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:06:35
  Warren: Gotta like that one.
• 1:06:36
  Warren: Gotta wrap it, gotta yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Warren: Name someone who can beat Batman.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I wanted to say Robin, and Robin can't beat Batman.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_02: You know Batman is no one can beat Batman.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: Jack Reacher.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: Superman can't even beat Batman.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_02: Jack Reacher.
• 1:06:51
  Warren: Jack Reacher, no.
• 1:06:52
  Warren: Jack Reacher.
• 1:06:53
  Warren: No.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_04: Sexy boy.
• 1:06:54
  Warren: No, that's wrong.
• 1:06:55
  Warren: Try it.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_04: Listen, he's got bipolar.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_04: He can keep his bipolar.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, he can keep his bipolar.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_04: He can keep it.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_04: I like him when he's on screen.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_04: But that's what makes him as a character, I think.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_02: Who could beat Batman?
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_02: No one can beat Batman because he even beats Superman.
• 1:07:13
  Warren: Think of it.
• 1:07:14
  Warren: It doesn't have to be, you just gotta think.
• 1:07:17
  Warren: Come on.
• 1:07:17
  Warren: There's loads of people who can beat Superman.
• 1:07:19
  Warren: Own Batman.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_04: So Superman.
• 1:07:22
  Warren: No.
• 1:07:23
  Warren: I give you one answer, but if I give you it, you're not allowed to use it.
• 1:07:27
  Warren: Because this is what someone else said and they're threatened and they're right, yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Warren: Alfred.
• 1:07:32
  Warren: Who the fuck is Alfred?
• 1:07:34
  Warren: His butler.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:07:37
  Warren: His butler.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_02: What, just because he knows everything and he knows.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_02: He has access to everything.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's it, yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Warren: He can defeat him easy.
• 1:07:44
  Warren: Take all of his toys away from him, just make him a man, and that itself will defeat Batman.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_02: That is true, because Batman is just his toys.
• 1:07:52
  Warren: Angle.
• 1:07:54
  Warren: He's the greatest detective.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Warren: And you've got some mad toys.
• 1:07:59
  Warren: He knows he has access, he can get the jump on him.
• 1:08:01
  Warren: It's not about just taking him out.
• 1:08:03
  Warren: If you're gonna take out Batman, you need the fucking jump on the guy.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_13: Oh yeah.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Warren: And so he can.
• 1:08:09
  Warren: Oh, this is the perfect time for him to just I can just turn it off and then Joker can kill him.
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_00: Literally, he can get away with it as well.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_00: Now you can't use that answer.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but now you've said that.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_04: Can I just say I can her?
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_02: Now you've said that, technically, you've just made a point that he's the only one that can technically take down Batman.
• 1:08:34
  Warren: No, I can think of another one.
• 1:08:35
  Warren: If I give you the answer, you're not allowed to say it.
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_04: Look, yeah.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but what sort of Batman are we thinking about though?
• 1:08:43
  SPEAKER_04: Is it like uh the human films or the cartoon films?
• 1:08:48
  Warren: Just any version of Batman.
• 1:08:49
  Warren: Just Batman.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_04: Just Batman, badass Batman.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_04: Badass Batman.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_04: I think I think I genuinely think Iron Man.
• 1:08:57
  Warren: I'm gonna give you an Iron Man.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because he's got like I mean he's got the tech, so they've both got I mean, he'd be up there, I suppose, with the whole They're from both from old money and they've got so many toys, like and they're so they affected their skills.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_02: Technically, then Spider-Man with his whole Iron Man shit gear going on could also beat him.
• 1:09:19
  Warren: Yeah, that's correct.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because he's technically Spider-Ion Man.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_02: A Spider-Man can defeat a Batman because if you think about it, Spider-Man has his spider sense, he he has it actually internally in him, and then when he has the suit and shit as well, he's got even more than that.
• 1:09:34
  Warren: Technically, he'd be pretty fucking and he's just like he's a slippery, he's he's he's and do you know what Batman couldn't even he he couldn't actually kill a man like because you can't stop Spider-Man, he'll keep on going until he dies.
• 1:09:46
  Warren: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Warren: And Batman would never kill off a Spider-Man, he wants to be a big thing.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_02: Spider-Man's getting high tech now, mate.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like he's got some metal suits and shit, like you ain't you ain't hurting Batman.
• 1:09:55
  Warren: He can see, you know, even you get you get the jump on him, but you're not gonna hit him or hurt him, you're just a man.
• 1:10:01
  Warren: Yeah, pretty slow with all your technology, yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, that's the right answer.
• 1:10:08
  Warren: I like that answer.
• 1:10:08
  Warren: That was a good answer.
• 1:10:10
  Warren: Uh, what's the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_02: What a man can hit a golf ball, but he can't hit the G spot.
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_02: Some mean I don't know what your crack is, but go on.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um sorry.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, you're not.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_02: You set yourself up for that one, whatever the answer is.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_02: What is the answer?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't want to say it now.
• 1:10:42
  Warren: The answer's now correct.
• 1:10:44
  unknown: Yes.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_07: You said quick fire.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_07: The answer's not correct.
• 1:10:53
  Warren: Right.
• 1:10:54
  Ashman: Yes.
• 1:10:55
  Warren: I come in.
• 1:10:57
  Warren: I come in a lot of different sizes.
• 1:11:00
  Warren: Sometimes I drip a little.
• 1:11:02
  Warren: If you blow me, it really feels good.
• 1:11:05
  Warren: What am I?
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, say that again.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_02: She got lost in drip and blow.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
• 1:11:21
  Warren: Alright, listen.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_07: Your cookies are really good.
• 1:11:24
  Warren: Listen.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_11: Go on.
• 1:11:26
  Warren: Man's having a cookout.
• 1:11:28
  Warren: What you bring in.
• 1:11:29
  Warren: Nope, that's the wrong question.
• 1:11:31
  Warren: It is.
• 1:11:31
  Warren: Um I don't remember him saying that.
• 1:11:35
  Warren: I come in a lot of different sizes.
• 1:11:37
  Warren: Sometimes I drip, and if you're blowing me, it feels really good.
• 1:11:42
  Warren: What am I?
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_02: I really want to say a bubble thing, because it can drip, you blow it, it can come in all different shapes and sizes.
• 1:11:59
  Warren: Yeah, but it's a bubble.
• 1:12:02
  Warren: It's not the answer I'm looking for.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_10: But it's a bubble.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_02: But you didn't say your answer could be anything but a bubble.
• 1:12:11
  Warren: Uh that's not the answer.
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:12:14
  Warren: The answer is nose.
• 1:12:15
  Warren: You got that one wrong.
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_04: Nose.
• 1:12:18
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's really good.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_04: Blow my nose.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_04: It makes my ears pop.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_04: You don't.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_04: What do you do then?
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_04: Are you one of those people?
• 1:12:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you were gonna say that you twist it and like s I certainly don't do that.
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_02: My little boy does that, it makes me gag.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, I have a thing about snot, so even if I blow my nose, it goes out of my mustache, I'm gonna gag.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I would rather just pick my nose and wipe on a tissue because it also, if I blow my nose, my ears pop, I'm then like uh uh and I can't deal with life.
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_02: So I can't don't blow my nose.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_02: So the first thing I was not thinking of was the nose.
• 1:12:49
  Warren: Dig your finger in there, just shit Yeah, but I don't care, bro.
• 1:12:52
  Warren: You've got the nails as well.
• 1:12:53
  Warren: Exactly, get that little finger in there right in your hand.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_02: I can I can reassure you.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_02: I can reassure you most girls with nails will stick it up there to have a bit.
• 1:13:01
  Warren: Well you did is you're getting it up there, you're digging it around, picking it right in the corner, and then you just ping.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_02: What, like a like a picket, pick it, flick it situation.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_02: One of those ones like just like right for someone's forehead.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_04: I might have to start doing that, you know.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_04: Oh you're gonna have like a little ballseye on the wall or something.
• 1:13:20
  Warren: Okay.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
• 1:13:24
  Warren: Um do you know what?
• 1:13:26
  Warren: I accidentally put the same question in there twice.
• 1:13:28
  Warren: Uh-huh.
• 1:13:28
  Warren: I put the Batman question in there twice.
• 1:13:31
  Warren: Oh, I don't know what I was doing.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_11: I don't know what you was doing.
• 1:13:34
  Warren: Man's having a cookout, what you bringing.
• 1:13:36
  Warren: Now I'll put some rules to this.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:13:39
  Warren: Because you know, I want some good answers.
• 1:13:43
  Warren: You know, so I put some rules for this.
• 1:13:44
  Warren: No drink.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:13:46
  Warren: You gotta bring some food now.
• 1:13:49
  Warren: No nastiness.
• 1:13:52
  Warren: Why if you're not coming in?
• 1:13:54
  Warren: You gotta bring some food, food that you know how to cook.
• 1:13:57
  Warren: We've gotta slap it on the bar, we gotta chat the bar, it's gonna be, you know, this is gonna be your food.
• 1:14:02
  Warren: You know, everyone's coming with something.
• 1:14:03
  Ashman: Okay.
• 1:14:04
  Warren: What you're bringing?
• 1:14:05
  Warren: Chicken and ribs.
• 1:14:06
  Warren: Chicken and ribs, chicken and yeah, what you say, how you seasoning your chicken.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, but you can't just have the chicken seasoned one way.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you gotta have some different flavours, especially if you go into a cookout because not everyone likes the same thing.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you gotta go for like the drums, the wings, like you gotta go.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta put you gotta go for some thighs, you gotta go for some like I always do not loads of everything, but always do a little bit of everything.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'll also buy a whole chicken and cut that, you've got to make things from the whole chicken.
• 1:14:34
  Warren: You've got to bring one thing.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_02: You want one thing from me?
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna bring chicken thighs, chicken thighs, thighs and seasoned with now.
• 1:14:43
  Warren: We're talking.
• 1:14:44
  Warren: Now we're talking.
• 1:14:45
  Warren: Carn, you gotta.
• 1:14:46
  Warren: See, that's the thing.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_02: I can't choose one seasoning.
• 1:14:48
  Warren: No, you've got to bring one thing.
• 1:14:50
  Warren: What are we bringing?
• 1:14:51
  Warren: How are you seasoning it?
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_02: See, I season my chickens with all different seeds in it.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so I'll go with like some all-purpose, a little bit of a paprika, garlic, obviously your salt and pepper.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Depending on what you're having with it, but the cookout, so I'd have to go for a bit of chili flake in there to give it that little kick, but then you've also got to, once it's half cooked, have that marinade to pot over it.
• 1:15:14
  Warren: Oh, you know what you're talking about.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Just to give it that bit of as well to make it the juicy again.
• 1:15:19
  Warren: You're invited, you're invited.
• 1:15:20
  Warren: Of course I'm invited.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_02: What do you want about?
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_02: I was inviting myself.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_02: Wait for an invite.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was already there.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you because you can't let it dry.
• 1:15:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but no, yeah, that's me.
• 1:15:31
  Warren: What you what are you bringing, Cassie?
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_04: I really like the belly pork slices.
• 1:15:37
  Warren: Belly pork slices.
• 1:15:38
  Warren: Ah, manzarasta.
• 1:15:39
  Warren: Come on, I'll let you have another go, but yeah, pork.
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_04: Lamb coming to the cocoa.
• 1:15:45
  Warren: I'll make I'll I I'll make it difficult, sorry.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_04: Lamb cofta.
• 1:15:49
  Warren: No, okay.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like the you know, the skewers.
• 1:15:53
  Warren: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Warren: Come on, talk to me, talk to me.
• 1:15:56
  Warren: How are we seasoning it?
• 1:15:58
  Warren: Lamb's minced, isn't it?
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:16:00
  Warren: So, what part of the lamb?
• 1:16:01
  Warren: What are you doing?
• 1:16:02
  Warren: Are we you going to the butchers or are you going to Asda?
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'd go to the butchers to get the butchers, yeah.
• 1:16:07
  Warren: What kind of card?
• 1:16:08
  Warren: Come on, break it down to me.
• 1:16:09
  Warren: I don't understand.
• 1:16:10
  Warren: No, I just buy them in a packet.
• 1:16:13
  Warren: Oh, you're going straight okay.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_02: She's going for the minced beef.
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_02: With the with the she's putting them in some mints.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Do you put mint in your potato salad?
• 1:16:23
  Warren: Potato salad.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's an easy one.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's an easy one.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone likes a potato salad no matter what culture they are as well.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like a potato salad goes down.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:16:31
  Warren: Yeah, but it depends though, what potato salad you make.
• 1:16:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, what you put in it because if you're gonna come with like raisins and stuff in it, I think you're gonna get it sent back out.
• 1:16:39
  Warren: That's what I'm asking.
• 1:16:40
  Warren: What are you what are you putting in there?
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_04: Not raisins.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_04: It's just gonna be a basic potato salad with like little cuts of spring onion and mixed in there and that.
• 1:16:53
  SPEAKER_02: So nice little thing just uh complement everything else, yeah.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_04: An equal ratio of like the sauce and the potatoes.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want it soupy, but then sandwich.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, you're right.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: You can come, you can come.
• 1:17:07
  Warren: Because I need potato sand, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:17:08
  Warren: No one's no one's my idea, so no, this is my idea, yeah.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what are you doing?
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_03: Hang on.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_03: One day's cookboy.
• 1:17:18
  Warren: I'm gonna bring something as well.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_03: And yourself, I'm bringing myself on my belly.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_03: You cannot cook, I'm eating man's bringing the barbecue, eh?
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_03: I just bring the barbecue.
• 1:17:30
  SPEAKER_03: Ah fuck coal.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:17:35
  Warren: Oh god, you got me.
• 1:17:37
  Warren: He's all a joke still.
• 1:17:39
  Warren: Talk about jokes.
• 1:17:40
  Warren: Tell me a joke.
• 1:17:41
  Warren: Oh god.
• 1:17:43
  SPEAKER_04: I genuinely don't have jokes.
• 1:17:45
  Warren: Oh, come on.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_04: Knock knock.
• 1:17:47
  Warren: Who's there?
• 1:17:48
  Warren: Scott.
• 1:17:48
  Warren: Scott, who?
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_04: Scott, nothing to do with you.
• 1:17:52
  SPEAKER_04: That is a good one.
• 1:17:55
  SPEAKER_04: There we go.
• 1:17:55
  SPEAKER_04: There's my joke.
• 1:17:58
  Warren: Ah, it is a good one.
• 1:17:59
  SPEAKER_02: My little boy looks loads of jokes.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's hilarious.
• 1:18:02
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_02: He just randomly cracks them out to me.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_02: I just I think they're great.
• 1:18:06
  Warren: Ah, sweet.
• 1:18:06
  Warren: Tell me another one.
• 1:18:11
  Warren: Um is a good one.
• 1:18:13
  Warren: This one took me ages to find.
• 1:18:15
  Warren: I'm gassed about this question.
• 1:18:19
  Warren: Which British town was which British town once elected a rabbit to be its official mayor?
• 1:18:27
  Warren: What?
• 1:18:28
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  Warren: So there was a British town somewhere.
• 1:18:33
  Warren: This is true, there was a British town somewhere in England that once elected a rabbit as its official mayor.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_13: What town takes the most crack or like LSD or something up?
• 1:18:45
  SPEAKER_13: Because they're seeing rabbits and they're like, yeah.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_13: What what what did no?
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's not okay.
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine that he did that plea.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to say.
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is going on with this world?
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_02: Did it become mayor?
• 1:19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Please tell me no.
• 1:19:01
  Warren: No, seriously, it did.
• 1:19:03
  Warren: There was a mayor that ran a town.
• 1:19:06
  Warren: Guess.
• 1:19:07
  Warren: See if you can guess.
• 1:19:08
  Warren: I don't.
• 1:19:09
  Warren: I've never I've never been there.
• 1:19:11
  SPEAKER_04: Is it up north?
• 1:19:12
  SPEAKER_04: Is it downside?
• 1:19:13
  Warren: I don't even know.
• 1:19:13
  Warren: Shall I Google it right now?
• 1:19:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:19:15
  Warren: I should have done that.
• 1:19:16
  Warren: No, because this is.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_04: It's a good question, though.
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Let me try to think maybe where there's loads of rabbits, or the rabbits probably voted.
• 1:19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like the rabbit.
• 1:19:29
  SPEAKER_04: Where you can you actually go driving through a town and you can just see that everyone's like dead simple.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 1:19:36
  SPEAKER_04: In the nicest possible way.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_04: This was a good one.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but we're thinking like that.
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_04: This would probably have to be a really high class player.
• 1:19:41
  Warren: This is 1800.
• 1:19:43
  Warren: Oh no, so this is remote.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_02: This is like a little village.
• 1:19:52
  Warren: I'm gonna say it's down, down, down south.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's down south.
• 1:19:56
  Warren: It's no, you can't see.
• 1:19:57
  Warren: You can't see.
• 1:19:58
  Warren: Stop looking.
• 1:19:59
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen down south.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_02: He's got the map like this small.
• 1:20:04
  Warren: Nah, it's down south.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_02: Right, let me think then.
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Down south.
• 1:20:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so you've got let's start with Southampton because it's down south.
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:20:13
  Warren: Southport.
• 1:20:14
  Warren: You've got like Calais.
• 1:20:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's what?
• 1:20:16
  Warren: Deep South.
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Southampton is deep south.
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's right down the fucking bottom.
• 1:20:20
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 1:20:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're on about like land's end.
• 1:20:23
  Warren: So I'm a this this is is that is that the Isle of Man?
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Isle of Man would be just off of South Isle of Man.
• 1:20:31
  Warren: It's actually on the Isle of Wight.
• 1:20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Isle of Wight, yeah, sorry, where the noodles are.
• 1:20:35
  SPEAKER_02: I went on a jet ski all the way from there.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_02: From from our country all the way to Isle of Wight, because you can see it.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_02: So we went on jet skis over.
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_02: Silly.
• 1:20:43
  unknown: No way.
• 1:20:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, wicked.
• 1:20:44
  SPEAKER_02: We did fall off at one point, but not that time.
• 1:20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we all fell off.
• 1:20:47
  SPEAKER_02: My little boy got stuck under the jet ski be as a soldier.
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Popped him back up, he was alright.
• 1:20:52
  unknown: Off we popped.
• 1:20:53
  Warren: So basically.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 1:20:58
  SPEAKER_02: The average day in happens.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:21:01
  Warren: It's crazy.
• 1:21:02
  Warren: So basically.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_11: Isle of White.
• 1:21:05
  Warren: It's in the Isle of Wight, yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Warren: So it's the village of how you say this, Whippingham.
• 1:21:10
  Warren: Whippingham, just there.
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Whippingham.
• 1:21:12
  Warren: Whippingham, yeah.
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like not far from Newport.
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_02: So it's literally.
• 1:21:17
  SPEAKER_02: So it is literally pretty much where like so the ferry passes through this bit, right?
• 1:21:22
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  SPEAKER_02: And literally comes into here.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_02: So it's pretty much like the main thing.
• 1:21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Literally no one would have ever got that.
• 1:21:31
  Warren: So yeah, basically back in the 1800s, um, there was a rabbit named Floppy, who during Obviously, listen, during a parish vote, they basically nominated the rabbit as a joke.
• 1:21:45
  Warren: You know, like, yeah, there's a rabbit.
• 1:21:48
  Warren: Well though, the thing is, is no one could be bothered, no one showed up.
• 1:21:52
  Warren: So the rabbit was the only vote that could.
• 1:21:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:21:57
  Warren: And it was actually officially mayor while it was a rabbit.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_02: And you can't even do anything about it until there's like a re-election or like a oh I mean, I mean, I don't know how it worked back then, but that's absolutely mental.
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder, I wonder, I wonder if it put any rules and regulations in.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know to turn up at once.
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder if it done some shit.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_02: What did they do?
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_02: Just have it in a cage its whole life, or did they actually have it in an office and like did it have its own little hobby hot blood place?
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like what did it have like royal food?
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm cu I'm curious now.
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna put me in a big deep hole.
• 1:22:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna be like Rita.
• 1:22:35
  SPEAKER_04: Right, what was Floppy up to?
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he was mad.
• 1:22:39
  SPEAKER_04: What was his agenda?
• 1:22:42
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 1:22:43
  Warren: Oh my god.
• 1:22:45
  Warren: Yeah, I can't bother to look that up.
• 1:22:48
  Warren: But anyway, I found it.
• 1:22:49
  SPEAKER_04: You know we are when we get home.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know that's gonna happen.
• 1:22:51
  Warren: Go for it and if I'm wrong, you could put it in the comments and I'll just ignore it.
• 1:22:58
  Warren: I chat shit on what I'm saying.
• 1:22:59
  Warren: Quite curious then.
• 1:23:03
  Warren: Why did why did the sperm cross the road?
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_01: She's thinking of sounding love.
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, I was just watching you and just go, yeah.
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even want to open my mouth.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_03: Go on, what is the answer?
• 1:23:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm scared to say this.
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, just go for it.
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this.
• 1:23:38
  Warren: Go.
• 1:23:38
  Warren: Oh my god.
• 1:23:39
  Warren: Can't be anything worse than I'd say, go.
• 1:23:41
  Warren: Because I wore the wrong sock on because I wore the wrong socks.
• 1:23:50
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:23:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, is that an original?
• 1:23:56
  Warren: Yeah, kinda.
• 1:23:58
  Warren: No, it's not.
• 1:23:58
  Warren: I think I found I don't even I don't even know.
• 1:24:01
  Warren: I found that.
• 1:24:01
  SPEAKER_11: I like that one.
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_11: I did like that one.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_11: That was a good one.
• 1:24:05
  Warren: That was I've found that I found that.
• 1:24:07
  SPEAKER_11: That sock must have been squishy.
• 1:24:10
  Warren: Um here we go.
• 1:24:12
  Warren: First one that answers quick refire steak or gammon, steak, pineapple, rump steak, or gammon, steak, pineapple, and egg.
• 1:24:23
  Warren: Steak.
• 1:24:25
  Warren: Just a steak.
• 1:24:26
  Warren: No, no, just a steak.
• 1:24:28
  Warren: Okay, um steak or seaside fish and chips, mushy peas.
• 1:24:34
  Warren: Steak.
• 1:24:34
  Warren: Wrong.
• 1:24:38
  Warren: You're wrong.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_02: Fish and chips and mushy peas cost the same as steak these days, so I'm going to eat steak.
• 1:24:42
  Warren: Nah, you're wrong.
• 1:24:44
  Warren: You're wrong.
• 1:24:45
  Warren: It's uh it's my opinion.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_02: What you choose fish and chips over steak?
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_02: You've got answerable.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you'd choose steak over that.
• 1:24:54
  Warren: Nah, seaside fish and chips.
• 1:24:55
  Warren: You like that?
• 1:24:56
  Warren: I love season.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it is nice, but I would have thought you would have stuck with steak on that one.
• 1:25:00
  Warren: I can go.
• 1:25:00
  Warren: If I want to go, if I have if I want to steak, I can literally just go like to any pub or whatever.
• 1:25:05
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Warren: I know a few good spots.
• 1:25:08
  Warren: If I really want a really good steak, I'll go Tauros.
• 1:25:10
  Warren: I could you know what I'm saying?
• 1:25:12
  Warren: I suppose, yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Warren: Steak is on tapped.
• 1:25:14
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:25:14
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:25:15
  Warren: Seaside fish and chips.
• 1:25:17
  Warren: Well, you you have you ever have you ever ever went to the beach?
• 1:25:20
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Warren: Not for the beach, for chips.
• 1:25:21
  Warren: Just for the seaside fish and chips.
• 1:25:23
  SPEAKER_02: I used to drive, I used to drive to Hunt Stanton on a regular with my friends, and we used to go get fish and chips and the dinky donuts from one guy because, well, it's a woman that does it now in the same bit though.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_02: But the don't dinky donuts haven't changed since I was little, mate.
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_02: And they're banging, and they're the best.
• 1:25:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I will happily drive there just to go and get some dinky donuts.
• 1:25:42
  Warren: I haven't had dinky donuts in time.
• 1:25:43
  Warren: Do you like dinky donuts?
• 1:25:44
  SPEAKER_02: These ones are banging.
• 1:25:46
  Warren: Dinky donuts.
• 1:25:47
  Warren: I make banging dinky donuts.
• 1:25:50
  Warren: Chicken masala.
• 1:25:51
  Warren: Look at me like that.
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_02: My pizza bases on my own strategic.
• 1:25:54
  Warren: Chicken masala or fish and chips.
• 1:25:58
  Warren: Chicken tikka masala or fish and chips.
• 1:26:00
  Warren: Correct.
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Warren: Cheeseburger or seesaw fish and chips.
• 1:26:05
  SPEAKER_02: See, after what you said, I'm sticking with the fish and chips.
• 1:26:08
  Warren: Correct.
• 1:26:09
  Warren: Pub Calvery.
• 1:26:12
  Warren: Or fish and chips.
• 1:26:14
  Warren: Fish and chips.
• 1:26:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you bitch, you're gonna say cavalry.
• 1:26:18
  Warren: Huh?
• 1:26:18
  Warren: So yeah, pub cavalry.
• 1:26:19
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna say you're gonna say pub cavalry, isn't it?
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm look at him, look.
• 1:26:23
  SPEAKER_02: He's like that's why I said fish and chips, and then I was like, nah, bitch, you're gonna say fucking no.
• 1:26:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm redacting my first answer.
• 1:26:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm redacted to my first answer.
• 1:26:34
  Warren: I do like a pub cover, I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:26:36
  SPEAKER_02: I do like a pub battery, it just depends where from.
• 1:26:39
  Warren: Yeah, depends where from.
• 1:26:40
  Warren: Because I would I would travel a bit of distance for a decent pub car free.
• 1:26:45
  SPEAKER_02: Have you been to Poppy Fields in Northampton?
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's nice there, and then you get a big fat slab of cake afterwards to take over.
• 1:26:53
  Warren: Yes, yeah, and then there you go.
• 1:26:56
  Warren: Drop a freestyle.
• 1:26:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, drop a freestyle.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Where's the mirror?
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know you ain't looking at me.
• 1:27:06
  SPEAKER_03: I've done you.
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_02: Go on, go for it.
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, look, look, you are a music guy.
• 1:27:14
  SPEAKER_02: What do you want up?
• 1:27:15
  SPEAKER_02: You can do it.
• 1:27:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, you drop a freestyle.
• 1:27:21
  SPEAKER_00: No, you get you.
• 1:27:24
  Warren: You get that, you get that.
• 1:27:25
  Warren: I'd I'd take that as a freestyle.
• 1:27:28
  SPEAKER_04: I was just doing a beat for her.
• 1:27:30
  SPEAKER_04: Go I didn't know you were just talking about boots and cats.
• 1:27:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh what?
• 1:27:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Warren: Boots and cats are classic.
• 1:27:37
  Warren: Classic.
• 1:27:38
  Warren: Oh, do you know what you should see?
• 1:27:40
  Warren: I asked my mum that question, yeah?
• 1:27:43
  Warren: And uh, so I asked that question and then she paused for a second and then she turns around and she's like, uh, what she says, she goes, uh say a hip, huh, the hibit, the hibbit to the hip, hip, huh?
• 1:27:54
  Warren: You don't stop the record to the bear, bear boogie.
• 1:27:56
  Warren: Uh, jump the rhythm of the rhythm of the record.
• 1:27:58
  Warren: Oh, seriously.
• 1:27:59
  Warren: Yeah, that was.
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:28:01
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 1:28:02
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 1:28:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:28:04
  Warren: Bro, that was sick.
• 1:28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Your mum's got that energy though.
• 1:28:06
  Warren: Yeah, true, true, true, true.
• 1:28:10
  Warren: Favourite movie?
• 1:28:12
  Warren: I want one each.
• 1:28:15
  SPEAKER_04: At the moment, it's uh War Machine.
• 1:28:17
  Warren: I ain't seen that.
• 1:28:18
  Warren: Is that good?
• 1:28:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's just come out.
• 1:28:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's got Alan in it.
• 1:28:22
  SPEAKER_04: Is that his name?
• 1:28:22
  SPEAKER_04: Alan.
• 1:28:23
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like him anymore.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_04: Just call him Reacher.
• 1:28:27
  SPEAKER_04: He's like, my name's Alan.
• 1:28:28
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's Reacher.
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_10: His name's Alan.
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_04: Alan.
• 1:28:31
  SPEAKER_10: Oh no.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_10: Oh no.
• 1:28:34
  Warren: You don't like Alan.
• 1:28:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'll call him Allie.
• 1:28:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_02: Hell no.
• 1:28:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 1:28:42
  SPEAKER_09: Allie, you don't like Ali.
• 1:28:44
  SPEAKER_04: Poor soul, baby.
• 1:28:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, that's my baby.
• 1:28:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, it's not your newborn baby.
• 1:28:48
  SPEAKER_04: What's his name?
• 1:28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Alan.
• 1:28:51
  SPEAKER_04: Because I've got a pet peeve about this shit.
• 1:28:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you right now, right?
• 1:28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, when these people keep calling their kids fucking Kevin, who the fuck looks at a baby and goes, Kevin or fucking Bob?
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_02: Who looked at a baby and went, that's a Robert?
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_02: Hi Robert.
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_02: You're so cute, Robert.
• 1:29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Let me get your cheeks, Robert.
• 1:29:09
  SPEAKER_02: No, man.
• 1:29:10
  Warren: Bobby.
• 1:29:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's not too bad.
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_02: Robert.
• 1:29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Bob.
• 1:29:14
  Warren: Ted.
• 1:29:15
  SPEAKER_02: Clive.
• 1:29:16
  SPEAKER_02: Gregory.
• 1:29:17
  Warren: Clive.
• 1:29:18
  Warren: Clive.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_02: Greg, I can kind of I can I can slip past that one a little bit.
• 1:29:23
  SPEAKER_04: No, I can't.
• 1:29:24
  SPEAKER_04: It sounds like a weird uncle.
• 1:29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  SPEAKER_02: Alan?
• 1:29:27
  SPEAKER_02: No, don't like that.
• 1:29:29
  SPEAKER_02: Not happy about that one.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's such a.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_02: But that is a good film, though.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_02: War Machine.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_02: You want to put that on your hit list?
• 1:29:35
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:29:36
  SPEAKER_02: Good film.
• 1:29:37
  SPEAKER_02: He gives no shits at all.
• 1:29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Have you actually watched Reacher?
• 1:29:39
  Warren: Yeah, I've seen Reacher.
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like pretty much the exact same person in this film.
• 1:29:44
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah, he's those straight fans.
• 1:29:47
  SPEAKER_13: Don't give no shit.
• 1:29:48
  SPEAKER_13: Good film.
• 1:29:50
  SPEAKER_02: It had a little bit of a it almost reminds me.
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like the storyline of Reacher.
• 1:29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know where you know where he's got like the army history where like everyone died and now you feel guilty for it.
• 1:30:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's pretty much what fucking happens in.
• 1:30:04
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like it's it's kind of like series, but it's just a movie.
• 1:30:08
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Warren: You know what?
• 1:30:09
  Warren: See, I like I like Reacher, yeah.
• 1:30:11
  Warren: I'll be honest, I like Reacher.
• 1:30:13
  Warren: But I like Reacher for exactly what it is because he's that guy and all of them is there, yeah.
• 1:30:18
  Warren: And so when I see him like doing like other army and doing all that stuff there, I just think of no, that's that's Reacher.
• 1:30:24
  Warren: Yeah, do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:30:25
  Warren: You just what is this Reacher, Reacher early days, reach a midterm, reach a final level.
• 1:30:31
  Warren: That's all I think.
• 1:30:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because he's the same character in almost everything.
• 1:30:35
  Warren: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:30:35
  Warren: Like, so I'm thinking, uh Reacher comedy, yeah.
• 1:30:38
  Warren: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:30:39
  Warren: So yeah, man, I don't really rate him that much.
• 1:30:42
  SPEAKER_10: That is a good film though.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_10: Mm-hmm.
• 1:30:45
  SPEAKER_04: Literally, it came out.
• 1:30:47
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, woke up dead early just before the kids woke up so I could watch it.
• 1:30:51
  SPEAKER_02: I quite like The Gentleman.
• 1:30:53
  SPEAKER_02: Gentleman, the film and the series.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_02: They're both quite good, actually.
• 1:30:58
  Warren: I actually liked The Gentleman.
• 1:30:59
  Warren: A lot of people didn't.
• 1:31:00
  Warren: I know a few people that didn't like it, but I thought it was alright.
• 1:31:03
  Warren: I thought it liked it.
• 1:31:04
  Warren: I like the little spin at the end.
• 1:31:06
  Warren: I like the fact that they couldn't pronounce the guy's name, but I don't want to say his name because it's so let's let's forget about fucking films we've watched.
• 1:31:16
  SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is excited to watch the next scary movie that is coming out?
• 1:31:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm telling you right now, motherfuckers, I'm gonna be the first one at the front of that fucking cinema.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait.
• 1:31:29
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see the bit?
• 1:31:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I I'm sorry, yeah.
• 1:31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't give no fucks if you cancel me.
• 1:31:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care, don't do nothing but watch, right?
• 1:31:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's one scene where this girl gets stabbed on the train.
• 1:31:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you've seen the trailers or shit, yeah.
• 1:31:43
  SPEAKER_03: Right?
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, have you seen it?
• 1:31:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:46
  SPEAKER_03: Can I say it?
• 1:31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Or do you want me to refrain from saying it?
• 1:31:50
  Warren: Well, well, you hear her or something like that.
• 1:31:52
  Warren: What yeah.
• 1:31:53
  Warren: Yeah, say it.
• 1:31:54
  SPEAKER_02: Right, so someone goes, Oh, she gets stabbed yet.
• 1:31:56
  SPEAKER_02: This girl gets straight up stabbed by like fucking screen face fucking masked man, whatever his name is, yeah.
• 1:32:01
  Warren: Yeah, and um, it's no first it's Megan and she's doing the little dance.
• 1:32:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, the weird little thing, and then she pulls off the face and it's the screen masked guy who stabs his gentleman then, and then a passage, another passenger is like, oh no, he stabbed her, and the one that's been stabbed like, don't assume my gender, I'm I'm they then.
• 1:32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um they got stabbed, and I'm like, ah, no, motherfuckers.
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_04: I can't wait.
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_04: I can't wait.
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_04: They are bringing up some shit.
• 1:32:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's all looking forward to it.
• 1:32:30
  SPEAKER_04: I can't wait for it.
• 1:32:30
  SPEAKER_04: I need to find some babysitters, genuinely.
• 1:32:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I can't wait, mate.
• 1:32:35
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
• 1:32:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be good.
• 1:32:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's good because some people are gonna get butthurt hard.
• 1:32:40
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 1:32:42
  SPEAKER_02: And they said they've gone in hard on purpose.
• 1:32:44
  Warren: Yes, that's gonna be my favourite movie.
• 1:32:46
  Warren: It's not even our interview he did.
• 1:32:49
  SPEAKER_02: No, he was con you know he's always said he'll never ever do white chicks ever again because of the hours of makeup and just the grueling shit of getting ready to do the scenes.
• 1:33:00
  SPEAKER_02: He had that much fun doing scary movie that he's uh double thinking maybe doing the next white chicks.
• 1:33:07
  SPEAKER_02: How's that gonna pan out though?
• 1:33:09
  SPEAKER_02: Because they didn't leave it in any way that they're still hiding or anything.
• 1:33:14
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 1:33:14
  Warren: I'd watch it.
• 1:33:16
  SPEAKER_02: So are they gonna go off to somewhere else and do it like when no one knows them?
• 1:33:20
  SPEAKER_02: Or like how do you think they'd play that one out?
• 1:33:22
  Warren: I don't know.
• 1:33:23
  Warren: I just don't think they should just do it.
• 1:33:24
  Warren: I don't know.
• 1:33:25
  Warren: See, um I just think it's white chicks is somewhere else.
• 1:33:29
  Warren: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:33:29
  Warren: White chicks is just leave it for what it is, which is a masterpiece.
• 1:33:33
  Warren: Scary movie.
• 1:33:33
  Warren: Do white chicks a scary movie.
• 1:33:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:33:38
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_07: Do white chicks a scary movie.
• 1:33:40
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know they didn't.
• 1:33:41
  SPEAKER_04: That would be so good.
• 1:33:42
  SPEAKER_02: That would be how do you know they didn't like sneak it in there somewhere, and that's why you just said it in the interview.
• 1:33:48
  Warren: What Marlon, Marlon, do white chicks in a scary movie.
• 1:33:54
  SPEAKER_04: Please, please, we make you're gonna enjoy it.
• 1:33:59
  SPEAKER_04: He's in an interview, he was like, Oh, if I if I don't enjoy it, I I'm not doing it.
• 1:34:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think that might have been the same video that you saw, and uh I think he would really enjoy himself doing that, it'd be so funny.
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_02: But now he's started his films up again, like the Wayans brothers are gonna come back hard.
• 1:34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're coming back.
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't even realise that those three were related.
• 1:34:26
  SPEAKER_04: You are I didn't realise that they were related.
• 1:34:31
  Warren: What the Marland, what's the also the thing?
• 1:34:34
  SPEAKER_04: Like them as a the three you didn't know they I didn't know.
• 1:34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Not even when they've been like stood next to each other, you couldn't like kind of tell them Damien, yeah, you got oh what's he the bald one?
• 1:34:48
  Warren: Oh, what's his name?
• 1:34:49
  Warren: He's my favourite as well.
• 1:34:50
  Warren: I thought I was forget his name.
• 1:34:51
  Warren: You know my wife and kids.
• 1:34:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know him, that's where I know him.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_04: That's where I know it's I can't think of his name.
• 1:35:01
  Warren: The thing is I'm thinking of like a lot of names, but I can't picture his name to his fell off the roof.
• 1:35:08
  Warren: Dwayne's brothers.
• 1:35:11
  Warren: Oh that that could be um a pigeon.
• 1:35:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.
• 1:35:19
  Ashman: Oh my god.
• 1:35:23
  Warren: What's the fucking uh Dwayne Keenan?
• 1:35:27
  Warren: You got Dwayne Keenan Ivory Damien Sean, Marlon, Devon, Nadia.
• 1:35:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say they've got more, there's more of them, it's just the three that are like the I can't even pronounce that name.
• 1:35:44
  SPEAKER_02: What name?
• 1:35:45
  Warren: This name.
• 1:35:48
  Warren: Oh my god.
• 1:35:49
  SPEAKER_02: It literally says Deirdre, doesn't it?
• 1:35:51
  Warren: That's Daydra.
• 1:35:54
  SPEAKER_11: Deedra.
• 1:35:55
  SPEAKER_11: Deedra?
• 1:35:55
  Warren: Deedra.
• 1:35:57
  SPEAKER_11: I don't know, I've never seen that before.
• 1:35:59
  SPEAKER_11: Deirdre?
• 1:35:59
  Warren: Anyway, yeah.
• 1:36:00
  Warren: Uh why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers?
• 1:36:08
  Warren: Because he got a hole in my head.
• 1:36:09
  Warren: Yeah, correct.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_04: You're so quick.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_04: I'm I'm literally like, no.
• 1:36:17
  Warren: What what's one thing you can live without?
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_10: One thing I couldn't live without couldn't live without coffee every day.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_10: Air.
• 1:36:29
  SPEAKER_10: Couldn't live without air, wouldn't be able to breathe.
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_10: That is true.
• 1:36:35
  SPEAKER_10: Well, I don't know, but I want that shit.
• 1:36:37
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to suffocate things.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_04: That went deep.
• 1:36:42
  SPEAKER_02: Otherwise, I really am not a particular person, mate.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'd walk round naked if I had to, what my first mean.
• 1:36:47
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:36:47
  SPEAKER_02: I said I'd walk around naked if I had to, it won't fuss means.
• 1:36:50
  SPEAKER_02: But if I needed just one thing in life, as long as I've got air and I can bring you funny shit, take everything else from me.
• 1:36:55
  Warren: Well you you thought really yeah, you fought mad deep on that.
• 1:36:59
  Warren: Yeah, I felt that.
• 1:37:00
  Warren: Oh, that wasn't that serious.
• 1:37:04
  Warren: Yes now.
• 1:37:05
  Warren: Yeah, I'm thinking we should move on.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_04: One thing you couldn't live without you die.
• 1:37:15
  Warren: Where am I?
• 1:37:17
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:37:22
  SPEAKER_01: You're at home, it's okay.
• 1:37:23
  Warren: Name a lie you tell to your child.
• 1:37:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't really lie to him all that much, you know.
• 1:37:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I tell them if if I want to keep something for myself, I'll tell him it's spicy.
• 1:37:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care, he'll still try it.
• 1:37:42
  SPEAKER_02: Mine actually opens my stuff and says, Let me try it to see if it's poisoned for you.
• 1:37:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I'll do that as well.
• 1:37:47
  SPEAKER_04: He does that to me.
• 1:37:49
  SPEAKER_04: You know, tell them about the burger.
• 1:37:52
  SPEAKER_04: A lie.
• 1:37:53
  Warren: Yeah, like Santa's Easter bunny, you know.
• 1:37:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, and they're not standard.
• 1:37:58
  Warren: Yeah, you're gonna tell a lie to your child, isn't it?
• 1:38:00
  SPEAKER_02: He gets he gets all them standard ones, but I don't think I've ever no, I'm not telling you to dice if I've told him like if he does weird faces and stuff and the wind uh yeah changes direction, then his face against stuck.
• 1:38:13
  Warren: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:38:15
  Warren: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:38:16
  SPEAKER_13: He still does it.
• 1:38:18
  SPEAKER_13: I think he does it on purpose.
• 1:38:19
  Warren: Because you know it's a line.
• 1:38:20
  SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I think he actually wants to get stuck like that.
• 1:38:23
  SPEAKER_13: That's the problem.
• 1:38:27
  Warren: Uh what am I saying?
• 1:38:31
  Warren: If you were gonna have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
• 1:38:36
  SPEAKER_12: Dead or alive.
• 1:38:45
  SPEAKER_05: That is a different one.
• 1:38:46
  SPEAKER_02: My great nan.
• 1:38:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck all these dead celebrities and famous people, I don't care about them.
• 1:38:51
  SPEAKER_02: Anyone dead?
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_02: Alive, I could I'm not really first for either, because if I wanted dinner with them, I'd do it.
• 1:38:57
  SPEAKER_02: So, really, I'm gonna focus on the dead.
• 1:38:59
  SPEAKER_02: It would be my great nan.
• 1:39:01
  SPEAKER_02: She went too early, mate.
• 1:39:03
  SPEAKER_02: She could come back for dinner, that'd be sound.
• 1:39:06
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't care about no one else.
• 1:39:08
  Warren: What what what would you eat?
• 1:39:10
  SPEAKER_02: So my nan always got fish and chips, always squeezed her lemon on it, and always when I was younger, always got lasagna when we went out for dinner.
• 1:39:18
  SPEAKER_02: So I would specifically have that because it'd be like a past memory dinner.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:39:24
  Warren: Fish and chips.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_02: She liked her fish and chips, she always squeezed her lemon on it as well.
• 1:39:27
  SPEAKER_02: Always.
• 1:39:28
  SPEAKER_04: My carver.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_04: My pup used to love going to the carvery.
• 1:39:31
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:39:33
  Warren: That's nice.
• 1:39:34
  Warren: That's nice.
• 1:39:34
  Warren: That's nice.
• 1:39:35
  Warren: What about you?
• 1:39:36
  Warren: Me, dead or alive.
• 1:39:37
  Warren: I'm asking the question.
• 1:39:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I'm curious on that one.
• 1:39:40
  SPEAKER_02: Is there anyone you would?
• 1:39:41
  Warren: Yeah, there's been there's loads.
• 1:39:43
  Warren: Oh you fucking, you ain't gonna say no, Sanford Chelsea choose that.
• 1:39:48
  SPEAKER_04: This is this He'll be thankful for that.
• 1:39:51
  Warren: I'll catch him in my mouth.
• 1:39:53
  SPEAKER_04: What about you?
• 1:39:54
  Warren: She said my cat.
• 1:39:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:39:57
  Warren: Um yeah, and who would you would you would you ask someone to jump on the show?
• 1:40:02
  Warren: And and if you did, you could ask someone to jump on the show, who would it be?
• 1:40:07
  Warren: What would you have me ask though?
• 1:40:14
  Warren: Now you know the whole vibe.
• 1:40:16
  Warren: I'm asking these random questions.
• 1:40:18
  Warren: You should watch the show and you know these questions are coming.
• 1:40:20
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:40:22
  Warren: You can get real crazy on it.
• 1:40:23
  SPEAKER_05: See, I'll keep myself to myself.
• 1:40:25
  SPEAKER_05: I'd already speak to many people.
• 1:40:28
  Warren: Yeah, my could be anyone.
• 1:40:30
  Warren: Be there with you.
• 1:40:31
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:40:32
  Warren: Why not?
• 1:40:34
  Warren: Have fun.
• 1:40:35
  SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
• 1:40:36
  Warren: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:40:37
  Warren: Who who would it be?
• 1:40:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:40:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know either.
• 1:40:41
  SPEAKER_02: I might make it happen.
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_02: I actually am trying to think.
• 1:40:47
  Warren: Do you know what I want to say just while you you know let me know after if you don't want to say that?
• 1:40:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, I actually don't.
• 1:40:52
  SPEAKER_02: I honestly, generally, I have like one friend who's just like a mum and just works and does she is never even about for me to see it.
• 1:41:00
  SPEAKER_02: We see each other like on our birthdays twice a year.
• 1:41:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's that's how it works.
• 1:41:04
  SPEAKER_02: We live just down around from each other, you know?
• 1:41:05
  Ashman: For real.
• 1:41:06
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone else, I'll probably see my mum, my kid, his dad, and his dad's friends more than anyone I even know.
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:41:15
  SPEAKER_02: Most of the time I'm just at home or with my dog.
• 1:41:17
  SPEAKER_02: So, unless you want a dog or a five-year-old on here, I can't really suggest anyone on my part.
• 1:41:22
  Warren: I don't know, the dog sounds interesting.
• 1:41:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my dog will probably eat the microphone.
• 1:41:25
  Warren: No, I reckon his dog's got a lot to say.
• 1:41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, he does.
• 1:41:28
  SPEAKER_02: Tell him if you say stay, tell me, oh, he'll tell you.
• 1:41:31
  Warren: I might do you know what?
• 1:41:33
  SPEAKER_02: And my little boy, oh, he's truthful.
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_02: He'll give you some good answers.
• 1:41:38
  SPEAKER_04: I think an episode should be like invite doing the public on here, but like, so waffle and sense on tour.
• 1:41:47
  Warren: This is this this this is, you know, this is what it is.
• 1:41:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no, no, like so.
• 1:41:53
  SPEAKER_04: You said, Oh, who should be on the show next?
• 1:41:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like random person, literally random people, and the uh the different responses, I think that would be valuable.
• 1:42:05
  Warren: Yeah, but now how do I do like it because I've got to be, you know, this all lunch out.
• 1:42:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:42:11
  Warren: Um think about it.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_05: I will think about it.
• 1:42:18
  Warren: Yeah, think about getting back to it.
• 1:42:20
  SPEAKER_02: I know some interesting people.
• 1:42:21
  Warren: Think about it, get back to you.
• 1:42:22
  SPEAKER_02: I know some shit.
• 1:42:25
  Warren: Because most people say no, and I'm gonna go.
• 1:42:26
  SPEAKER_02: I know some scatty people that would come on.
• 1:42:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:29
  SPEAKER_02: So they'd give you some interesting shit.
• 1:42:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:42:33
  SPEAKER_02: I know that I know some people that would would say some stuff.
• 1:42:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be on that.
• 1:42:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get on that one for you, don't you worry?
• 1:42:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna put my feels out for them for sure.
• 1:42:48
  Warren: What's your plans next year?
• 1:42:49
  Warren: What's your plans for the rest of the year, man?
• 1:42:51
  Warren: What do you think about doing?
• 1:42:52
  Warren: You got any got any plans for like ejecting something, maybe drop a holiday, or like go to a festival, or you got a little something going on.
• 1:43:01
  Warren: Maybe it could be a certain Do you know what?
• 1:43:04
  SPEAKER_02: No holidays planned, not at the minute.
• 1:43:06
  Warren: Anything planned for the you know, summertime.
• 1:43:08
  SPEAKER_04: I've got one holiday um in July, and we're going like four and a half hours away, so that's gonna be so fun in the car.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um headphones, music, toys, food.
• 1:43:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just throw everything at them to keep them quiet for four hours.
• 1:43:25
  SPEAKER_04: We're hoping to move at some point, like nowhere's planned yet, but hopefully we can get a bigger place because there's like four of us in a bedroom.
• 1:43:35
  SPEAKER_04: So it's not ideal.
• 1:43:36
  SPEAKER_04: Hopefully, we can move and then like just start afresh, you know.
• 1:43:41
  SPEAKER_04: You just everything's just plain.
• 1:43:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:43:44
  SPEAKER_04: I think that'll be the best part of the year.
• 1:43:48
  Warren: Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
• 1:43:51
  Warren: You can't get that.
• 1:43:51
  Warren: We need that summer time.
• 1:43:54
  Warren: Sorry, I'm just yeah.
• 1:43:58
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't got any, I haven't got any plans, no.
• 1:44:01
  SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
• 1:44:01
  SPEAKER_02: I literally I'm just going with the flow this year.
• 1:44:04
  SPEAKER_02: I because the problem with making plans is you make plans, and whether it's next week, next month, or next year, shit changes.
• 1:44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, plans fall through.
• 1:44:13
  SPEAKER_02: I like spare of the moment, let's just go and do it.
• 1:44:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you're free, let's go do something.
• 1:44:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like what you messaged me a couple weeks ago, a week or two ago.
• 1:44:21
  SPEAKER_02: You up for it?
• 1:44:22
  SPEAKER_02: Solid, let's do it.
• 1:44:23
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm I'm like that.
• 1:44:24
  SPEAKER_02: But if you message me a year ago, like, oh next year, do you want to?
• 1:44:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be like, you'll have to ask me next year.
• 1:44:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm not gonna agree.
• 1:44:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna agree on not now.
• 1:44:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm spare of the minute.
• 1:44:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it's better to not plan and just just go with it.
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of the letdown and the it's better to just go with it.
• 1:44:41
  SPEAKER_02: Holiday gets booked, it does.
• 1:44:43
  SPEAKER_02: If I become bankrupt because of it, shit happens.
• 1:44:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we can't take our money with us, can we?
• 1:44:50
  Warren: So exactly if we've got it.
• 1:44:55
  Warren: So, yeah, do you know what?
• 1:44:56
  Warren: That's it.
• 1:44:57
  Warren: That's do you know what that's we're gonna call it the end of the quiz.
• 1:45:01
  Warren: Cause do you know what?
• 1:45:03
  Warren: I just realized I wrote a couple of questions again.
• 1:45:07
  Warren: So that was actually like You doubled your questions up.
• 1:45:10
  SPEAKER_11: Yeah, he double-dibbed, double dipped, double dibbed.
• 1:45:13
  Warren: I double-dibbed on the double dipped I double-dibbed on the questioning.
• 1:45:17
  Warren: I was like, nope, nope, nope.
• 1:45:20
  SPEAKER_10: I like your fire hose.
• 1:45:22
  Warren: Oh god dang.
• 1:45:23
  Warren: What my hair?
• 1:45:25
  Warren: Oh my fire hose.
• 1:45:26
  SPEAKER_02: Did you just say your hair?
• 1:45:28
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck are the fire hose on your hair?
• 1:45:31
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
• 1:45:33
  SPEAKER_02: I took a sip of my drink and I just see your fire hose.
• 1:45:38
  Warren: It's a long one, isn't it?
• 1:45:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's very curly.
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want the best thing?
• 1:45:45
  SPEAKER_03: They can't see it, can they?
• 1:45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Just looking at nothing.
• 1:45:53
  SPEAKER_11: Oh good one.
• 1:45:55
  Warren: The best thing about it is antique.
• 1:45:58
  Warren: Yeah, it's pretty old.
• 1:45:59
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 1:46:02
  Warren: Now do you know what's gonna be funny?
• 1:46:03
  Warren: So when I put this on Spotify, they're not gonna have a video.
• 1:46:06
  SPEAKER_03: This is gonna be Oh, I like your files.
• 1:46:10
  Warren: They're literally gonna be like, what the fuck are they talking about?
• 1:46:15
  SPEAKER_11: Let's leave it at that.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_11: Let's make it explain what we're talking about.
• 1:46:19
  SPEAKER_11: Oh my god.
• 1:46:20
  Warren: Just talk about a nice nice long curly fire.
• 1:46:24
  Warren: But you know what though?
• 1:46:25
  Warren: If I unwrap it, put it down.
• 1:46:27
  SPEAKER_10: Because you're longer.
• 1:46:28
  Warren: It's so long.
• 1:46:30
  Warren: It looks small because it's wrapped around the thing.
• 1:46:32
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:46:32
  Warren: But if you actually stretch it out, fill it up, massive.
• 1:46:36
  SPEAKER_10: I can imagine a bit, but it's got some girls on it too.
• 1:46:40
  Warren: Really hard.
• 1:46:40
  SPEAKER_10: Right throbber.
• 1:46:42
  unknown: Right through.
• 1:46:48
  SPEAKER_02: She just went silent and then started right through.
• 1:46:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, I spaced it out, yeah.
• 1:46:56
  SPEAKER_04: I've been trying to get that out for ages.
• 1:46:58
  SPEAKER_04: Like it was just right there, and I just couldn't.
• 1:47:00
  SPEAKER_04: I'd just oh god, that was great.
• 1:47:04
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even know if I meant to say it out loud, but that's funny.
• 1:47:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh dear.
• 1:47:13
  Warren: Oh shit.
• 1:47:14
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:47:17
  Warren: Oh, do you know what I forgot to do?
• 1:47:18
  SPEAKER_11: What did you forget to do?
• 1:47:20
  Warren: I forgot to fucking tell them to like and subscribe and to leave a comment.
• 1:47:26
  SPEAKER_04: It was never too late to do that.
• 1:47:28
  Warren: Yeah, so if you're watching this and you're actually watching this, like, subscribe and leave a comment.
• 1:47:35
  Warren: We do the bottom stuff.
• 1:47:36
  Warren: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:47:37
  Warren: Don't forget to man's on TikTok as well.
• 1:47:40
  Warren: Yeah, I got one of them.
• 1:47:41
  SPEAKER_04: Don't forget to say in the comments what you want when you crump it.
• 1:47:45
  Warren: Crump it, tell us what you want on a no.
• 1:47:48
  Warren: I didn't even get your answers, actually.
• 1:47:50
  SPEAKER_02: You got mine.
• 1:47:51
  SPEAKER_02: Cheese grill.
• 1:47:52
  Warren: No, start the clock again.
• 1:47:53
  Warren: Start the clock again.
• 1:47:54
  Warren: No, start the clock again.
• 1:47:56
  Warren: Because I just realized we didn't get your answers.
• 1:47:58
  Warren: I don't care.
• 1:47:58
  Warren: We can't end this show.
• 1:47:59
  SPEAKER_02: Mine was mine was in the toaster, knobber butter, cheese under the grill, or jack.
• 1:48:04
  Warren: That was the most controversial shit.
• 1:48:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, that was the most nice thing I'd have.
• 1:48:08
  Warren: Yeah, no, I'm talking about controversial.
• 1:48:10
  Warren: What's your controversial food choice?
• 1:48:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:48:13
  Warren: So what is a food that you like which is controversial?
• 1:48:16
  Warren: I just told you mine.
• 1:48:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I have one really.
• 1:48:19
  Warren: Mine's like, whoa, you got I know you got one.
• 1:48:22
  Warren: Probably when you were pregnant.
• 1:48:24
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so I'm not pregnant now, but and I found this after I had my child was um cutting cheese strings in half and putting them in pickle juice and just letting them that's what I'm talking about.
• 1:48:39
  Warren: Don't look at me like that.
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you like, don't even try to.
• 1:48:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't do people, and you'll just sit there looking at me like that.
• 1:48:46
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
• 1:48:47
  SPEAKER_02: I know because cheese is amazing, you're just gonna fuck it up with some pickle juice.
• 1:48:50
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, it's not even real cheese, it's plastic.
• 1:48:53
  SPEAKER_04: The plastic cheese.
• 1:48:54
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but I've only had one and I was pretty like on a level.
• 1:48:59
  SPEAKER_02: So if you like that, you should try and drop some real mozzarella in there, see what that's like.
• 1:49:04
  unknown: Damn.
• 1:49:04
  SPEAKER_04: My daughter wanted me to buy a few.
• 1:49:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I'm encouraging dirty shit.
• 1:49:08
  SPEAKER_02: Why am I encouraging this?
• 1:49:11
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know.
• 1:49:12
  SPEAKER_02: I've never even when I was pregnant.
• 1:49:13
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, even my only even no, even when I was pregnant, my only thing that I I wanted was raw steak, like, and I mean like I wanted it just slightly brown on the outside, and I wanted it to be like moon still.
• 1:49:24
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:49:25
  SPEAKER_02: And um camembert.
• 1:49:26
  Warren: Camel, what's what's cheese?
• 1:49:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh you know, it's of cheese, you put like baguettes, and then you can have it like cranberry sauce.
• 1:49:31
  SPEAKER_02: But you have to eat on the side of it.
• 1:49:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, you're not allowed to eat.
• 1:49:35
  SPEAKER_02: My little boy doesn't like it.
• 1:49:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 1:49:36
  SPEAKER_02: I ate everything you weren't supposed to.
• 1:49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Probably why my boy is as nuts as he is.
• 1:49:41
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm telling you, my body only wanted that stuff, yeah.
• 1:49:44
  SPEAKER_02: But I I didn't never eat nothing weird.
• 1:49:47
  Warren: That's what I'll be honest with you.
• 1:49:49
  Warren: That's kind of that's yeah, I take that as your answer.
• 1:49:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I don't, yeah.
• 1:49:53
  Warren: That's yeah.
• 1:49:54
  Warren: For you, that's unfortunate.
• 1:49:55
  SPEAKER_02: I suppose my weird thing, I'd it'd be even garlic straight, wouldn't it?
• 1:49:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was my weird thing.
• 1:50:00
  SPEAKER_02: Just like in general, yeah.
• 1:50:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like your hand like raw red onion.
• 1:50:03
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's that's oh no, that's not too bad.
• 1:50:07
  SPEAKER_02: Raw stuff, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:09
  Warren: Like every more, like you'd have like a cup of egg.
• 1:50:12
  Warren: Let's say you're having like ginger.
• 1:50:15
  Warren: Would you like chapter and eating eggs?
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, because I don't really like ginger.
• 1:50:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, first of all, but ginger in things like if I'm cooking stuff, because to give it that, but the actual taste of ginger, I've got I've got PTSD from ginger, so I've tried them ginger sharps, they're feral.
• 1:50:29
  SPEAKER_04: My friend took me to Yo Sushi the first time, right?
• 1:50:33
  SPEAKER_04: And I didn't realise that stuff in the pot was ginger, and I took a big old mouthful of that shit.
• 1:50:39
  SPEAKER_02: That'd make you hate it for life.
• 1:50:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it wasn't great.
• 1:50:42
  Warren: Anyway, stop the clock, stop the clock, stop the clock.
• 1:50:47
  Warren: Because you know, I just realized I was like, no, I'm letting not letting you get away with dodging a question.
• 1:50:52
  Warren: They I see you dodge that try to outsmart me on myself.
• 1:50:57
  SPEAKER_13: Still trying to think of it, eat weird, weird stuff.
• 1:50:59
  Warren: Whatever, I don't think I'm quite like I say, I'm sensitive to smell and pain stuff.
• 1:51:03
  Warren: If you answered the question with something like raw steak, you probably have it blue as well, just raw, like beautiful.
• 1:51:14
  SPEAKER_13: It's not even really warm as well, like it's just but it just it's room temperature, so soft and just and then you season it with the fanciest cheese.
• 1:51:25
  Warren: Cheese that you do.
• 1:51:28
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know what the worst thing is?
• 1:51:30
  SPEAKER_02: Have a whole slab of camemberts that are owned, cranberry sauce, fresh baguettes to put in the oven.
• 1:51:37
  SPEAKER_02: Might be eating that one again.
• 1:51:38
  Warren: Oh.
• 1:51:40
  Warren: Anyway, yeah.
• 1:51:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm starving.