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JLo’s Revenge, Cheating on Set with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the dynamic
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  Speaker 2: comedic duo, hosts of Dumb Gay Podcast. Welcome back, Brandi
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  Speaker 2: Howard and Julie Goldman.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: You have come back from a whirlwind. Whirlwind?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is it world?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's whirl. It's like whirl. But we have
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  Speaker 3: been on a whirlwind.
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  Speaker 2: Whirlwind. Wait, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's whirlwind.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the world?
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  Speaker 3: No. It's W-H-I-R.
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  Speaker 4: What is this thing? What is this thing?
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  Speaker 2: Is this a cucumber?
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  Speaker 3: No, I kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of thought it was both. If you went around the world,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't that be a whirlwind?
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  Speaker 4: It would be a whirlwind. That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: You were on a cruise. You were performing. How was
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  Speaker 2: your trip?
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  Speaker 4: The trip was great. The trip was intense. The trip
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  Speaker 4: was a lot of work, but we got to go.
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  Speaker 4: And we've decided that Belgium is our new favorite country.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: So we highly recommend it to everyone. It's so underrated.
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  Speaker 4: It was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? It's kind of like Paris on crack, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not as like, sexy, glamorous as Paris, because nothing
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  Speaker 3: beats that. But the entire country is like all little
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  Speaker 3: mini Parises, every city you go to.
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  Speaker 2: It's just beyond cute and just beyond eye candy. Just
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  Speaker 2: every building.
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  Speaker 3: And cobblestone streets.
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  Speaker 4: Like medieval squares with towering.
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  Speaker 2: And what was the weather like a couple weeks ago
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  Speaker 2: when you were there?
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  Speaker 4: It was hot.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty nice. It was in the 70s. But
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  Speaker 3: Julie thinks it's hot when it's 71.
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  Speaker 2: Do you really?
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  Speaker 4: I do run hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I do run hot. It's true.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's get into some hot news. Besides us all
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  Speaker 2: joining you in Las Vegas, people, September 21st, we are
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  Speaker 2: making our plans. We're doing a full girls weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Girls tribe.
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  Speaker 2: It is a serious girlfriend. Shannon is coming, too. We
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  Speaker 2: are going out Friday night. Maybe we'll tell you what
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  Speaker 2: we're doing. Maybe we won't. But it's going to be
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  Speaker 2: pretty epic and then we'll definitely be talking about it
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  Speaker 2: on the show on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Us four have gone out in like Palm Desert and
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  Speaker 3: gotten so ham.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. You know. We have fun.
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  Speaker 4: We send it. We like to send it.
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  Speaker 3: We like to send it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We send it.
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  Speaker 3: This will be our first time without Chris Frangiolla.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Without any like. You know, well, I guess Drakey.
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  Speaker 4: Poo will be there.
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  Speaker 2: Drakey Poo is coming to film it and help with everything.
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  Speaker 2: But what I think is when we do our wild
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  Speaker 2: thing is we will go to a nice dinner. Then
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  Speaker 2: we will let my 21-year-old son go gamble, do whatever
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  Speaker 2: he wants. And then the girls will go do what
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  Speaker 2: girls do. See if you can figure it out. I
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  Speaker 2: probably will tell you. I might tell everybody because who cares?
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  Speaker 2: Why not? So anyway, everything's at HeatherMcDonald.net, but go to
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  Speaker 2: that show. Get your girl's weekend or your sexy husband
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  Speaker 2: weekend or whatever. Go see the show. Okay, Justin Bieber
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  Speaker 2: is a dad. And Hailey Bieber, they had a little
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  Speaker 2: baby boy. Welcome Jack Blues Bieber. Very cute name.
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  Speaker 3: Classic.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. Good for them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like this classic photo, this version of this classic photo.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a really cute picture.
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  Speaker 2: Just a foot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how they always do that for the hand?
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  Speaker 3: But I thought this one in particular, the foot is
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  Speaker 3: actually next level cute. Look how the toes are like
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  Speaker 3: spread apart. I think it's a really, really cute photo.
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  Speaker 4: Also, she's showing off like the new, is this like
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  Speaker 4: a postmodern neo-French manicured nail?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because from what I.
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  Speaker 4: In my mind, my mother has it square. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: realize though that it could be square.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look at that. Is that a French manicure?
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  Speaker 2: That is, but it's a new French manicure. You're right.
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  Speaker 2: So congrats to them.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a very cute baby, don't you think?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it totally can be gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're so cute.
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  Speaker 2: And can sing and model. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this just popped up in my memories. This was
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  Speaker 2: the last day of Chelsea Lately. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Why would I have that sad? 2014, 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 3: It was 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 4: 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Today? Today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. With the last taping. And that's where I
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  Speaker 2: got this photo of Jennifer. I call her Jay.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez and I.
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  Speaker 3: When you call her on the phone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's when we met. That's when I asked her
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  Speaker 2: why she looks so young, and I touched her waist.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, is it La Mer? And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you've said that in an interview once.
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  Speaker 2: But she probably knew she was already going to launch
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  Speaker 2: her own skincare, so she probably didn't want to admit
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  Speaker 2: that at one time it was La Mer. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 2: got along great.
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  Speaker 3: I like how the now photo's not there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't know how to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: But also, I don't have a more recent photo of
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  Speaker 2: my best friend and I. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Because you weren't in town when she had the Hamptons
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  Speaker 3: birthday of the Bridgertons. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I wasn't in town when they got married two
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  Speaker 2: years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: At the Georgian mansion.
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  Speaker 4: You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we'll get a new updated photo for that.
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  Speaker 2: Now that she's single, we're going to hang out more.
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  Speaker 2: So much more news about the J-Lo. There's literally been
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  Speaker 2: 25 articles, and I'm going to go through the highlights.
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  Speaker 2: Ben is supposedly dating Kick Kennedy. What? She is one
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  Speaker 2: of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 's eight children. She is 36.
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  Speaker 2: She's a pretty brunette. She's just like a very East Coast-looking,
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  Speaker 2: classic Irish-looking gal.
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  Speaker 3: Like Jennifer Garner, quite frankly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he has a type.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And we can't apparently get out of bed without hearing
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  Speaker 3: about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. or something to do with him. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I cannot believe this is what Ben Affleck is choosing
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  Speaker 3: to do just at this moment.
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  Speaker 2: But now this is a nonpolitical show, so everyone just relax.
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  Speaker 2: But I will say, knowing that his wife is Cheryl
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  Speaker 2: Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm, who I used to do
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  Speaker 2: the growlings with, who, you know, talk on the phone
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  Speaker 2: and have fun with. I was noticing that she was
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  Speaker 2: not saying, doing anything. Well, now this weekend, they have
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  Speaker 2: come after her. They have come at the, the, the
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  Speaker 2: people are angry with her and how could you, you know,
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  Speaker 2: even be married to such a monster or whatever. So
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  Speaker 2: I started to go, I looked on her thing and like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just a happy photo of like her and
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  Speaker 2: a friend. And you just look that like the last
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  Speaker 2: like 30 comments right at the top were just like
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  Speaker 2: the worst. And yeah, she hasn't been vocal about anything.
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  Speaker 2: She's never, I haven't seen her like be with him
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  Speaker 2: at anything. Um, And hey, that's their deal. Whatever. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean that they're not in love. She's probably just like,
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  Speaker 2: if you really make it there, then I'll pack my
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  Speaker 2: bag and show up. But until then, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to get those mean comments. And Heather, stop talking about it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Cheryl.
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  Speaker 3: But here we are with Ben Affleck getting involved somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Strangely. Well, they were seen at the Polo Lounge. Who
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  Speaker 2: hasn't been seen there? Eating a MacArthur salad. Have you
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  Speaker 2: ever had the McCarthy salad?
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  Speaker 3: At the Polo Lounge?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you the trick of all tricks?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: I say no cheddar cheese cubes. Give me crumbled goat
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  Speaker 2: cheese on that salad, and it makes a world of difference.
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  Speaker 4: That was the first place I ever had Whispering Angel
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  Speaker 4: was the Polo Lounge 100 million years ago. I just
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  Speaker 4: bought two logs of goat cheese this morning.
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  Speaker 2: The word log just reminds me of a big shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, just make us so hungry. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, they are dating supposedly. They've been seen a
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  Speaker 2: number of times.
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  Speaker 4: Are they even divorced yet? JLo and Ben Affleck?
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  Speaker 2: So she, um, filed just last week and because supposedly,
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  Speaker 2: but okay. So she filed last week, which was the
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  Speaker 2: exact date of, they got married legally somewhere. Then they
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  Speaker 2: had the, the wedding, um, Which Jay Shetty performed. Jay
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  Speaker 2: Shetty is a weird grifter, in my opinion. In my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Based on interviewing this guy who did a big piece
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  Speaker 2: on him and many of the things that he said.
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  Speaker 2: Jay Shetty said he was this monk. And all this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And he has this huge following. And he's like the
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  Speaker 2: spiritual guru to all these people. And he cried and
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  Speaker 2: everything and said the wedding was so he'd never seen
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  Speaker 2: a love like this before.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't he marry them? Yeah, he married them.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, getting back to this. So I've noticed a
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  Speaker 2: push in the J-Lo PR machine because she has gotten
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  Speaker 2: so much shit for the last few months of people
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  Speaker 2: not liking her ever since she did her. Look at
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  Speaker 2: that girl with that crazy, crazy hair running the streets
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  Speaker 2: of the Bronx. Who's that crazy girl? Ever since then
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  Speaker 2: and the dancing with the cane and everything that she did.
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  Speaker 2: And her show, she started to get a lot of dislike, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Then I, so now she said this date of separation
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  Speaker 2: she put as April 26th. Oh. Which I thought was interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to see when the movie came out
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  Speaker 2: in Netflix. Because I looked it up and it was
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  Speaker 2: only the premiere at the film festival. But when was
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  Speaker 2: that premiere? Because I feel like that's kind of where
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  Speaker 2: it started, the documentary premiere. about the greatest love story
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  Speaker 2: ever told is kind of where I think she started
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  Speaker 2: to get some haters and get some people being like,
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  Speaker 2: what is her deal? So she has now launched what
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  Speaker 2: I think is a campaign to make us realize J-Lo's
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  Speaker 2: not the problem. It's resting dick face Ben Affleck. He
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  Speaker 2: is the problem. He cheated on her. I remember he
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  Speaker 2: cheated on her. What I remember is there was some
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  Speaker 2: story about him being in a strip club in Canada
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  Speaker 2: when they were engaged the first time. Then, of course,
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Garner, he cheated on allegedly with a nanny. Remember
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  Speaker 2: that story? Also with that girl that was a producer
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  Speaker 2: at SNL for years, that Lindsay girl. Yep. And then, remember,
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  Speaker 2: she was driving him to rehab, and she stopped at
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  Speaker 2: Jack in the Box. Jennifer Garner, while already divorced, took
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  Speaker 2: her cheating husband for his last Jack in the Box
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  Speaker 2: run before she took him to rehab. So let's just
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  Speaker 2: remember all of that and the horrific back tattoo. But
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  Speaker 2: he swooped down with his falcon or whatever it is
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  Speaker 2: on his back and pursued Jennifer, and she fell in
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  Speaker 2: love with him again, and she's fucking pissed. Because according
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  Speaker 2: to the sources, he did not try to patch it up.
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  Speaker 3: Every single thing online, because the internet is furious.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And whether J-Lo and her camp paid for it or what,
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  Speaker 3: now the narrative has shifted to serial cheater, serial deviant.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And everyone says the same terms. And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: they're really going in on all Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me just show you some more. He was
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  Speaker 2: out last night with his... As my dad would say,
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  Speaker 2: asshole buddy. Matt Damon. They went to Tuscana out in L.A.,
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  Speaker 2: which I think is in Brentwood, and had a cute dinner.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to have to hit Beverly Hills. I know.
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  Speaker 2: We need a night out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the assholes are out. We need to get out.
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  Speaker 2: They've all dropped off their kids at college.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they're lurking. Yes, they are lurking. So then this
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  Speaker 2: article came out. Ben Affleck reportedly had control over Jennifer
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  Speaker 2: Lopez's documentary. That he was fully part of it. He
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  Speaker 2: pushed for it. And yet in it, there's a part
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  Speaker 2: where he says, I have an addiction problem with alcohol,
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  Speaker 2: but she has an addiction to likes and followings and
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  Speaker 2: fame and everything. And he made sure he said that
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  Speaker 2: and he made sure it was in and he made
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  Speaker 2: sure that I Got word of it and talked about
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  Speaker 2: it eight times.
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  Speaker 4: That's not even that groundbreaking that she has an addiction
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  Speaker 4: to likes. Most people do.
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  Speaker 3: It's an underhanded, shady kind of thing to say because
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  Speaker 3: it's a turn off.
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  Speaker 2: To people.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: You're a thirsty bitch. You're a fame whore. It's never
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  Speaker 2: complimentary when someone is like, I never wanted to be famous.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to do the work.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to act. I wanted to act. I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to write.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to direct.
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  Speaker 4: I love it when people laugh.
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  Speaker 2: If I could just perform for two people at a
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  Speaker 2: small theater, that's all I wanted.
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  Speaker 4: They never cancel a show. If one person's there smiling,
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  Speaker 4: I've done my job. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Right. I see.
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  Speaker 3: I see.
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  Speaker 2: I see. And he said, you know, we were with
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  Speaker 2: the kids, and we were going to go see this play,
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  Speaker 2: and it was so much traffic at Times Square, we
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  Speaker 2: just had to get out and just walk the half
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  Speaker 2: a block, otherwise we would miss the curtain or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, we walk out, and then it's just
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  Speaker 2: like women coming up to Jennifer, just crying, whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: my daughter always jokes that she's going to write a
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  Speaker 2: book with stories like this called My Stepmother Was Jennifer Lopez.
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  Speaker 2: And right away... myself included, there were some comments, wow,
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  Speaker 2: was that even when he did that interview, which they
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  Speaker 2: were together when he filmed the interview, the book title
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  Speaker 2: for Violet's book was going to be My Stepmother Was
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to read the book.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she recently wore a dress from her, so she's
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  Speaker 2: still okay with raiding her closet. She wore J-Lo's dress.
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  Speaker 3: I imagine that she's still close with the kids, don't
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  Speaker 3: you think? Or at least, maybe not close, but no animosity.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that you asked that because she wanted
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  Speaker 2: to make sure that this story got out. Wait, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to go back. Another Page Six article, Ben Affleck
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  Speaker 2: has reported he lost contact with Jennifer Lopez's two kids
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  Speaker 2: despite the singer's continued efforts.
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course he lost contact. He's off with Matt Damon,
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  Speaker 3: you know, dick hunting.
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  Speaker 2: Or whatever they're doing. The wife was there too for
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  Speaker 2: the hunt.
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  Speaker 3: I think she still would speak to his because he's
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  Speaker 3: got like two little girls and a son, right? I
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  Speaker 3: think Jennifer Lopez would still talk to them and Jennifer Garner.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing.
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  Speaker 2: These kids aren't texting Ben and being like, hey... It's
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  Speaker 2: your former stepson. Would you like to go to Dunkin' Donuts?
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  Speaker 2: He's the one that's going to have to make the effort,
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  Speaker 2: and he probably won't. Or he'll be like, well, I
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  Speaker 2: texted him. You've got to try a lot with teenagers.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that hopefully, you know, Violet wants to
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  Speaker 2: borrow more of Jennifer's clothes, and she can keep that
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  Speaker 2: relationship going. I think it'll be harder for her to
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  Speaker 2: keep the relationship with the younger kids that are under 18,
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  Speaker 2: his two kids. But whatever. She wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 2: we knew that. Then... Oh, here it was. This was
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: the sign. Not enough followers to fulfill J-Lo's sense of
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: longing and pain. That was his direct quote, Ben Affleck,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: about Jennifer Lopez. Now, Ben Affleck had not going anywhere
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: transcribed inside her wedding rings. I remember she had that
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: weird lime green stone, and she said, that's my favorite color.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: And that was her diamond. It was really not attractive.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: It looked like a Jolly Rancher. That was her diamond
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: from him. Compared to all her other ones, the pink ones,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: the yellow ones, all the other engagement rings, this one
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: to me was not attractive. But she just had run
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: out of different looks. So she was like, let's go
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: with a lime green, very rare stone. But so, well,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: he did go somewhere.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: He went to Tuscana.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: And the polo lounge.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Patty Stanger liked it. I mean, and she's an expert
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: on relationships. So I'm sure she could have not seen
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: this one coming.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Not Patty Stanger at the top.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Of the post.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: When I do these photos, I kind of like, sometimes
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: I leave it because I'm like, sometimes it is somebody
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: that we know that just happens to get that top billing.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I wonder if we'll see who
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: else are liking these things. So here we go. J-Lo
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: wants to change her last name from Affleck to Lopez. Well,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: of course... Unless she can be the spokesperson for Affleck,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: then I don't think that she should keep it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Has she been credited on these recent movies as Jennifer Affleck?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: No way. I didn't see that anywhere. No, I saw Atlas.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I saw the latest one. And it was Jennifer Lopez.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: And I just want to say this. I know everyone
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: can do whatever they want, but I do think there's
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: a tier of women, J-Lo is one of them, where
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: if you marry her, sir, you should be taking her
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: last name. That's how famous... I can't deal with the
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: fact that she would take his name. She's so famous
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: and so rich and so powerful. He should take her
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: goddamn name.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: But some women want to do it because they are
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: that powerful and they want so badly to be the
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: wifey and to be like, I'm Miss West, Kim Kardashian West.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm Miss Affleck. Like, that's my man. You know, now
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: she's like, what the fuck was I thinking? Now, do
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I think that she went- To the Social Security office
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: and waited in line. I don't think that she did.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I did it after when I was pregnant with Drake.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I went.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And so I have it on my last name because
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I just thought.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: But not until you were having a kid.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Not until I was having a kid because I just
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: thought if there was ever a moment where like I
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: had a different name than him, then, you know, legally
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: something could happen. Right. That's the only reason I went.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't go the first year and a half or
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: two years.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: No.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: And you don't even use the name.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: The first two years I wasn't pregnant.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: And I don't really use it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: No. So, but yeah. Anyway, it's kind of a pain
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: in the ass. The car is beautiful. Where did you
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: end up going for it?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: It? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: What's it called?
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dune Deal Cars.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Lift? Please.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Please. You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Done deal cars.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: filed against me.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: What happens next?
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: When I came in, he started crying.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: All right, now Alex Rodriguez shares a cryptic quote after
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez. He just posted some weird thing, which the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: quote that he did on Tuesday, August 20th, the same
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: day that his former fiance filed for divorce, he put
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: on his Instagram stories, you either go one way or
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the other. You might as well be the one deciding
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the direction.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Talk about cryptic. What the fuck is he even talking about?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: What does that have to do? You mean like when
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: you decided to cheat on your wife with Madison Cawthorn
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: or whatever her name is?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Madison Beer.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Madison whatever. What is her last name? I don't know.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Then you went, that's the way you went. I mean, okay. Like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you have to weigh in on it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: It was just a quote that he liked that was
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: because he was stuck in traffic. I don't know why
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: he did it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Read it one more time. Okay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You either go one way or the other. You might
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: as well be the one deciding the direction.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Okay. I mean, if we take it out of context.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: You have to go one way or the other.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: You might as well be the one deciding. Who's in control.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Like Jennifer Lopez decided, I'm done?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Because do we think Jennifer Lopez decided or do we
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: think Ben Affleck decided?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I think he completely ghosted her. I think she was like,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to look hot. I'm going to
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: go to Italy in this white bathing suit. I'm going
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: to have this party. Fuck it. I don't care that
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he's not there. He's going to see. that I don't
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: need him, and I just think he just really wasn't
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: into her anymore. I just don't think he wanted to
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: be married to her anymore. I don't think there's anything
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: she could have done to save it at that point.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: She would have gone on and kept, though, if he
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: was willing to keep faking it, you think they would
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: have faked it for another year?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: But they weren't faking it. They hadn't been seen together
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: in a really long time. They weren't showing up. He
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: wasn't slamming the door, merely missing her ankle anymore. It
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: had been months and months. He never was around for
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: her birthday. He never visited her in the Hamptons.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Well, then I guess one could say.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You did not go to BevMo and sign any of
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: those Delola bottles with her.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Well, then no amount of love or affection or a
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: woman's attention will ever be enough for him. I guess
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: that we should say that on his thing for his documentary.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: There's no one beautiful enough. There's no one young enough.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: There's no one old enough. There's no one loyal enough.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: There's no one anything enough because your addiction is yourself, sir.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: and your whatever, your alcohol or whatever.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: So go gamble. And by the way, we know in
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: all of his gambling years that Jennifer Lopez's mom also
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: won twice huge at the slots.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yes. Talk about great luck.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, during the time with Ben Affleck. They were like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, let's go gamble. And then she won huge twice,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: which I love.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And then there's also those rumors that he would tip very,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: very well at the gambling. And then she would come
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: back with her bun and be like, that was too much.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: and like cut it in half.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's too bad.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Hilarious. That is too bad. Those are just rumors.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Just rumors. Okay.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was going to say that I really,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: there's few parties like Leo's New Year's party, even though
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: that's probably just like an SA, like an assault waiting
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: And they have one of those things that I just
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: gave you to sign a release.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: But I still am like, there's only one place to
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: be on New Year's and it's there. or the lady
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: from Queen of Versailles when she was going to have
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: that New Year's party. I was like, that's the party
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: to go to. But that Bridgerton party, people were trying
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: to drag it online. Like, it's too hot. Everyone's dressed.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: It's 100 million degrees in the Hamptons. They're all in
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: these dresses. She's a million years old. Why is she
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: having a birthday party? I was like, I think that
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: looks so fun.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I would like kill to be in a ball gown sweating.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Who's doing, who's writing now? I'd like to see
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: that person. Don't you realize your ship is sailed, J-Lo?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: You're so old. You're so old. Why are you wearing
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: crop tops, J-Lo? Because she can. I feel sad because
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I remember when they got back together and I was like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: how fun for her to be like, uh, guess what,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: my body's even better than it was 20 years ago.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Get ready to rock your world. No, I think they
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: were super passionate in love, and I think, yeah, I
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: think he's just fucked up. Okay, so moving on. Jennifer
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Garner supposedly was going their separate ways, but since then, no,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: they were fine. She and her boyfriend. But supposedly the
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: boyfriend was, sources say, getting annoyed with her having to
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: cater to Ben, because of what he's going through with
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: J-Lo and always being there and the kids and blah, blah, blah. Yeah,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: that's my first bucket.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: He's so fucking annoying.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. Also, they won't go to the red carpet to
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: do this movie that he and Matt Damon are producing.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: It's about a true story about some wrestler and she
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: plays the mother of the wrestler. But now she'll be
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: the only one on the red carpet. Which again, he's like, great.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to Toronto. I don't want
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: to be on the red carpet. They put all together
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: them on the red carpet like in the last two years.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And in the beginning, he's just like whispering and laughing.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: And by the end, he's just like so fucking annoyed.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I think he'll be sweating at Toscana with Matt Damon
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: and his wife. I don't think he's going to be
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: anywhere near. I think he's going to take time off
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: even from work. Because that's what he usually does.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: What was he so mad about? What was he so
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: mad about all the time?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: He's probably just sick of the industry.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: He's not sick of the industry. He loves the industry.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: He was sick that the fact that she was more
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: beloved and more famous and richer than he.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's good. That is good. I'm bummed out. I
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: thought that their second chance at love was like super romantic.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: And I was like really super into it. And it's disappointing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I'm disappointed in him. I'm super disappointed in him. He
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: like is an idiot.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I hope she never loses that thing, that Elizabeth Taylor thing.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: The love of love.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I think Kate Hudson has it too.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And Kim Kardashian.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll marry.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: She wants to be Elizabeth Taylor, yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm into it. I'm like, I think it's kind
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: of like iconic. Like, just do you.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Do it. Don't ever grow up. I have a vision. Okay.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Of JLo's next man.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It is going to be like a Jeff Bezos type.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not what I was thinking.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And he might not even be American.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Will he be good looking?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, so he won't be a Jeff Bezos type. But
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: he will be like a rich billionaire person.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: He'll be good looking, but he's a billionaire in another country.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: But good looking for a billionaire or good looking really?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Good looking for a billionaire and he'll be a couple
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: years younger than she is. And, you know, and she
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: will love it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I was picturing younger.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: And maybe that will be the first time that she
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: starts to slow down on all the stuff. Maybe she'll
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: then find herself in her now late 50s, still looking amazing,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and be like, all right. Like I just, my kids
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: are in college. I just want to like chill and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: be a rich person. And this guy fucking loves me.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm just going to take a bath of diamonds.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I was going to whisper to Julie and then see
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: if it matched yours. And it didn't.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: What was yours?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Well, mine was definitely younger.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. Everyone could do a prediction, you guys. You can
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: do your own.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Well, for some weird reason, I was picturing like some
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: uber hot, like, Just fuck boy, like who Kristen Cavallari's with.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Who you saw at Stagecoach.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Like one of them. Just like randomly. That guy is
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: like 10 years younger than Kristen.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I think she can have that. Okay. She can just
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: have hard bone time.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Hard bone time.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Take it to bone time.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Write that down and make it a bumper sticker.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: But the next serious one, whether it's marriage or not,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: is going to be someone that, you know. is really
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: up there.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Let's hope she takes the train to Pound Town on
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: her way to Billionaire Town.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: And I also want to say that Lawrence Sanchez should
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: not invite her on the yacht. That's all I'm saying.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: That's good advice. Don't invite her.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I know you guys are probably friendly.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Good advice. Don't let Jeff Bezos around.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: J-low.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Good one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: That it's base low.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Speaking of yachts, this story that I talked about, this
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: billionaire's sailboat yacht had gotten in this weird tornado and
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: capsized and so sad that six people, I think, have
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: been killed now. And they are launching... an investigation. Authorities
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: are launching a manslaughter investigation after identifying the victims. They
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: are saying it shouldn't have been anchored there. How did
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: the water get in it? Was it negligent? Were these
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: people qualified to be working on this boat? What is
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: going on? Because there was a crazy thing with the
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: one billionaire whose body now has been found He was
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: facing fraud charges for 11 years with his partner because
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: he sold his business, he sold it for $ 11 billion
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: to Hewlett Packard, and they said it was only worth three.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: So they were saying they tried to get him up
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: on fraud charges, and he and the partner prevailed. Two
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: days before the boat went... down his partner was killed
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: riding his bike someone hit him oh.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Shit yeah that's not even manslaughter at that point that's
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: full murder this is murder yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Like they'll you know they'll accuse the crew but there
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: was yeah but there was a natural there was like
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: a weird untimely thing and like crew member like a
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: died a chef but or but then it's just very
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: strange so they're looking into it is there.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Any way that that natural phenomenon could have been man-made.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Or maybe they saw it coming, though, and then you
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: parked it there.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Was it a wave or was it from under the water?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: They said like they should never have been in the cabins.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Like it was at the current?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: They would have known that it was coming because the
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: people that died were in the cabins. This one woman
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: who was one of the attorneys for him prevailed. She
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: lived with her husband and their one-year-old baby because they
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: were on the deck. So then they were thrown into
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: the water and she had to hold her baby above
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: her head for an hour until they could all get
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: into the lifeboat. But the people that were in their cabins,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: it like capsized with the big, you know, sail thing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: And then they couldn't get out. But I guess they
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have been there. They should have woken them up
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: and known. Or the other part is, did they leave
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: some hatch open or something that caused the water to
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: go in? Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: That's the story, though, is the woman who held the
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: baby above the water. That's the documentary I want to see. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Or this one. Famous gay penguin, Sven.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. He died.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: To remind you guys, Sven.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: We partied with him at the Abbey, and it was
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: super fun.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I totally remember.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: His partner was named Magic.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Because he was.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Magic has survived?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Magic started, the minute he knew his partner was dead,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: he started singing. And other penguins came around and sang too.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: That's so sad. Penguins are so horny.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: The gay men's choir.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Gay men, they were like, bum, titty, bum, bum, bum, titty, bum, bum.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: They lived in Austin. My partner's dead and everyone round.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: That's so dumb. He sang Amazing Grace. Amazing Grace.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: So he was in an Australian aquarium for years. And they,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: you know, once they were such a strong couple, they
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: gave them a baby chick egg, like a rogue egg.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if the mother was just like, fuck it,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and wanted to go to a.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: She was a teen mom. She was a teen mom.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Or she wanted to go to a juicy scoop show
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: in Vegas. She just failed. She got her uncles to
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: raise it, and so they did raise. And this has
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: happened with lots of penguins. They are the gayest of
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: the animals, I think.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I think they're second to gay to the bonobo monkeys,
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: which are also super gay.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Do they have the pink assholes?
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I think they might. I can't remember. They're omnisexual bonobo monkeys. Like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: they all do it. They're, like, gay, and they'll do straight.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: It's a little different than being gay.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: That's bisexual. That's true, but they do gay stuff, too.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: But these straight-up, like, parenting as, like, partners.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: And wearing a tuxedo for their whole life.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dress perfect.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: And walking. I mean, they are meant to be.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Meant to be. That is so.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: So do we know why Sven.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: It was natural causes.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: So they only lived to like 11?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: He was a bottom.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: It was a good life.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, he was a bottom. I heard they were averse.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: When both of them are in the tuxedo, I'm pretty
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: sure they both do everything. But yeah, that is so sad.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Or maybe he was a top and that's why they
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: came around and sang.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I have a story that... What did you say?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I said maybe Sven was a top, and that's why
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: they all came around and sang, because there's so few tops.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently there's few tops. That's what they say. That's
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: what they say, that there's a shortage of tops.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: And then I'm always like, well, Julie can volunteer. She's
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: a stone-cold top, honey. Right. Right.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, so they were coming around crying, like, in mourning,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: because the one top.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Right, the top's gone.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: So now magic is like, who will fill my, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: won't say it, my void? Well, yeah. You never know.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: It's sad that it comes at the end of gay
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: pride summer. Good that it wasn't at the beginning. So
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: at least he got to enjoy the summer.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his last pride summer.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I have a story. That I don't know if I
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: can tell.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: I can't. I saw. I read it. I read two
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: seconds of it. I saw it and I couldn't deal.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it. I like Lily Allen.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: First, I'm going to jump to the end of the story.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: You know you're trolling, Julie. You know what you're doing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: You know what you're doing.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: The dog. Okay, this is about Lily Allen's dog. Before
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I tell the story, I want you to know that
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: the dog, which could not be cuter, black, little, cute,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: looks like a little lab type mix, is with another family.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: But let me tell you what Lily Allen did. As
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody has a podcast. You legally have to
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: have one, no matter what you're doing in your life.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: If you're in Hollywood, you have to have a podcast.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: And people, I guess, are like, I don't have all
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: the juicy stories like Heather MacDonald does, so I'll just
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: share this one today. And she told a story about
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: her dog. She said, we got this little puppy, little dog,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: and it ate all three of our passports, myself and
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: my two kids. And that dog, like, ruined my life.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: But it's like you're hearing her voice with the English
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: accent and it just sounds like she's like, no, the
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: dog was very poorly behaved of start. And then it
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: ruined our summer because the kids were supposed to go
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: with their father in another country, but they couldn't. So
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: that affected their relationship all because of this dog. And
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: so I got, you know, I got rid of it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I had to. Every time I looked at it, it
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: just infuriated me that the dog ate the passports. You know.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I lost my passport twice in one trip in China,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: and it turned out it was in my own pocket. Now,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I traveled with, now, did Brandy get rid of me
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: as a friend? Did she say, I can't be around
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: you anymore because you ruined the trip? Which I did.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Because you lost your passport in a communist country twice.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Which I did two times in a row. Did I
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: ruin the trip?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Did she get rid of me? Throw me to the curb?
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Put me in the garbage?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: No.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Because that's what friends do.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: She didn't rehome you.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: She rehomed me. Did she yell at me?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Many times. However, when you bring, I mean, I just, I, I.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: We've all had our dogs.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Peter lost his passport once too.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, where was it?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to the wedding of Joe Francis, Girls
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Gone Wild. And as we were flying there, the plane
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: had to be, turned around and go back to LAX
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: because something happened and there was no place for it
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: to land. So we already lost a day. It was
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: only going to be, we're only gonna be there three nights.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: So then the next day, all of us, all the
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: people go and to get on the plane and we
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: get in the car. We stayed at a hotel and
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: like had a fun night with people near LAX. You
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: get in the car and he's like, can't find it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: So then I said, goodbye. Goodbye. I'm with his sisters. Goodbye.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, you were like, Peter, go home?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I go back to the hotel and look for it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: And then meet us at the gate. And if you don't,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: you don't. I only have a day and a half
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: left of this fucking trip.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Peter gets out of the car. Everyone high fives. Woo!
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Girls weekend! Joe Francis' wedding.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Girls gone wild. Peter's not here. Passport!
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Woo!
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: You're like, Shannon, way to go hiding Peter's passport.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was in his suitcase.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm the queen and king of that more than once.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: In general, I lose everything.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: It was in her pocket. It was in a passport
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: holder around her neck. And she said she lost it
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: in the airport when we landed. She's like, can't find
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: my passport. I can't find it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I lost it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we're a baggage claim. It has to be
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: right here somewhere. We just went through customs. And she's like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I lost it. We searched the whole airport. in China.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: And you didn't notice that there was something hanging on
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: her neck either?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I looked through it on my own self.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Heather, then do you know when you get a new passport?
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: This is for everyone to know. But you have your
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: old one. And then she lost the new one She
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: lost a new one, still in China. And then now
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: we're scared, does the old one even work? Or has
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: it been.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Oh. No, it's been deactivated.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so now we're still there.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: So I had to get another new one.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: No, they called from the police station.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I had to go pick it up.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Someone found it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Someone found it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Well, thank God you weren't traveling with Lily Allen.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Well, this is what I'm saying. Listen, and, you know,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: we all have dogs.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Also, learn about the stories not to tell.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Learn about the stories not to tell, bitch.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Learn. No, we would have never known that story and
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: now forever we're gonna remember you as that bitch.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Or at least be upset about it. There's extenuating circumstances
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: where people, through illness or moving or homes.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can rehome a dog.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Fine, you can rehome a dog. But you better be,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: you know, I didn't want, your whole attitude is not
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: the dog ruined, your dog didn't ruin your life.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Remember the Brady Bunch episode where they were gonna get
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: rid of Tiger?
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Because they thought that Jan was allergic to it. And
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: all the kids hated Jan. They were like, can we
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: get rid of Jan? And then, I think it was Jan.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And then when they're like, they got another person to
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: take the dog. And then they're like, oh, Jan, will
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: you get whatever, his little food or something? And then
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: she walks back and she goes, ah, chew. And they realized, no,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: she's allergic to the food or she's allergic to the
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: spray or whatever. And they were able to keep Tiger alive.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: But yeah, those those kids wanted to rehome Jan.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I know exactly what you would have
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: told her because you've told it to us before. And
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: it is from, you know, many years of of living
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: in L.A., but most particularly probably Dorit. You can't rehome
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: a dog without saying that a bit.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: One of your kids.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: That's all you have to do.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: She could have said, it ate the passport and mauled
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: my child's face.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: But that's okay, because we're going to get a new
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: passport photo anyway. Right. After the plastic surgery.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: And then once we got my child's face fixed, we
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: got a new passport photo, and then I thought my
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: child was scared of the dog, who looks very scary.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: People even forgave Raquel and Raquel's parents.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: And Andy Cohen.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: So.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: People do it. And people, Andy Cohen gave his dog
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: away after 13 years because he said it was aggressive. Now,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: whether you believe him or not is up to you.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: But you can do it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: You just have to show some sadness over it. But
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: you're right.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It has to be about the kid. And I think
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: that's what we thought with Andy, too. That was something
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: with the child.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: He said it was. He said it was aggressive to
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: the kid.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, The Astronauts, My Worst Nightmare. I've been covering
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: this story because I'm like, I never, ever want to
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: go to space.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Me neither.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: And obviously nobody's ever going to ask me.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: But Butch and Sonny are going to be there until February.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: They were supposed to be there one week. They left
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: in June. They were supposed to be back June 14th.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Now they said, you got to just stay there. But
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: we're going to send... the dragon the elon musk thing
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: we're gonna come get you in february and we'll just
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: leave two empty seats you can hop on and come
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: back through that so the boeing and they said the
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: reason we can't take you right now is because whatever
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: your space suit is an iphone and this is an
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: android or something like they don't they're not compatible so
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: they have to stay out there um until February, and
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: they're acting like everything's fine. And their spouses are like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: it's fine, we FaceTime them, they love it, they love
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: being out in space, they love looking.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Down at Earth.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, we're totally fine. And I'm like,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: they've gotta act like that, otherwise they may never get them,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: or they may just blow it up and be like,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: oh sorry, there was a really bad accident. So I
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: think they're just rolling along, and then when she gets back, listen, Sunny,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I want to exclusively offer you your first podcast interview.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Do not go to my competitors, no matter how much
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: they pay you. I will make it worth it for you.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And trust me, because I need to know what you
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: were thinking. You must be horrified. Did you fall in
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: love with? with Butch at any point. Like, what if
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you're really just like, we're going to be out here till,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, they have a bunch of supplies. They said
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: they'll be, they'll be fine till February. But what if,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: but what if they go, okay, now it's going to
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: be June. Like, do they have years and years and
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: years of it?
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: No, they don't.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Are they alone or are there other people there? They're, um,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: cause if they're alone, they're fucking.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think they can get out of their outfits. Oh, okay.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: No, they can get out. If they're in a space station,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: they can float around.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And they're going to have to change when they bring
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: the new spacesuits. Yeah. But I thought there was other people.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I think I would.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I think I would. Fuck. I think I'd be like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I've never experienced an affair. This might be the end
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: of our lives. Let's just try it and see.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: And also SpaceX.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Floating around.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Then would you tell your spouses when you get home
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: that you did it?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: No, I'd save it for Juicy Scoop. Oh, okay.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: That's the question.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: You'd be having to do Juicy Scoop from there, like
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: on FaceTime. Could you imagine?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Hello!
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: And welcome to Good After. Wait, here's the topic.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Astronauts are the weirdest people. Weird isn't good. Thank God
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: they do what they do. I find it to be
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: a nightmare from hell. To me, it's like being underwater.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I would never want to be in a submarine. I
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: don't want to be claustrophobic.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be in a submarine either.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Anywhere that I can't get out of. Space is, to me,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: the scariest, most uncontrolled thing in the world.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I watch space movies. You can't even... It's so horrific.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Remember when Sandra Bullock was like.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Gravity.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And then it was like.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Nope, she's spiraling.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And she was almost like out of her oxygen or whatever.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's why I feel when my phone is
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: down to like 8%. I can't imagine like it's your air.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Your air.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Your air.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: And then I was just so happy when she finally
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: got and jumped in that lake, finally came back. Yes.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: And then her legs looked so good in those shorts.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: And then, so I was talking about it with Peter.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: He goes, well, they know. They know it's a risky job.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I go, they do?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like they don't sell it as a risky job.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Not like you're going to be a combat Marine. Those
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: people know if you're going to go to war, there's
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: a really good chance you're going to die. If you're
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: a cop, there's a really good chance you might die.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: But I feel like astronauts are not.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: taught that they could do.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: No, I think so. And that teacher went up there.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: She did not think that thing was going to explode.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: She thought it was like going up in an airplane.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I do think, though, that astronauts in general do have to,
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: they do have intensive training with, you know, I mean,
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: at least from what I've seen. I'm just from watching movies.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: So from what I've seen, it's like they have to
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: be given all of the, you know there's no air,
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: you know there's no gravity, you know that you're going
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: into a thing that we have no control of. And
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: so there is this major, major gamble. I do think
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: that with Kristen McAuliffe in that time, they were so cocky.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: That was the Titanic. That thing was the Titanic, for sure.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Well, they say that is why Gen Xers, because you
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: guys are younger than I, so you did not see
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: it in the classroom. But when they say that is
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: why Gen Xers are the way we are with our
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: kids and everything is because we witnessed it. So imagine
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: your kids, okay?
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Imagine children today. It was a Punky Brewster episode.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, they did it on Punky Brewster?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Exactly what you're describing. It was horrific.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I remember it like yesterday. I remember which classroom I
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: was in at St. Mel's and everyone got the TV
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: rolled in and all the teachers are excited because the
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: teacher is going and then we see it and I
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: remember being like, we all are kind of like, wait
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: a minute. There's no way that that thing isn't like
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: exploded and it won't come back down or whatever. And
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: then they were just like, okay. And then they just
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: rolled the thing back and we all just stayed in
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: school and did our work. And like teachers are crying
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: and we are just, you know, that was it. No counseling,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: no what that was like. And yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: And I think that's why we parent the way we do.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Like so many things are just so different than what, Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: How fucked up that was. And it was no one's fault.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: They didn't expect it. They thought it would be a
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: fun thing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Well, that is the reason that I know the Punky
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Brewster episode is the reason that I wouldn't now have
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: done that like Jeff Bezos one that William Shatner did. Right.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Because I thought that looked kind of fun and cool.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: But I'm just like, I'm waiting for every single one
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: of those to go up and explode.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The level that they can't win with these two
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: people too is like, there was a problem with the boosters,
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: and then there's with the other ship, they had a
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: problem with that. It's like, whatever is technology that we're
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: doing for space, we just cannot get it together. You
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, right? The suits are wrong. It's
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: like we cannot, all of the, from Back to the
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Future and in the 80s or in the 90s, whatever,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: we're supposed to have flying cars. We're supposed to be
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: flying around and thing. We're supposed to be able to
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: go through the wormhole. We're supposed to be able to
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: go through the black hole. We can't do any of it.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Well, of course people, you know, a lot of people
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: don't believe we ever went to the moon. And the
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: first time I heard that was from Keenan Iverwaynes in
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: the 90s when I was working on his late night
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: talk show. He was the first person that I ever
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: heard Where he was like, there's no way we went
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: to the moon. That was the first time I ever
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: heard that. And I go, he goes, it was a soundstage,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: you can see. And he brought up all the things,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: like who took the photo and why would the flag
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: be waving like that? And all these things that I was.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, whoa.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And then I never heard it until the last few
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: years of TikTok. But I'm telling you, he said it
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: in 1997.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: That we tricked him to make the Soviets spend all
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: their money to go to the moon, right? That's in
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: the movie that we just saw.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Or the theory is maybe we went and then was like,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: why don't we make a movie of it so that
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: America gets excited? That's the other thought. We did go,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: but of course, you know, the astronaut wasn't calling Nixon
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: on a landline in 1960, whatever it was, and talking
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: to him. So they're like, well, of course that part.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Anyway.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Just have Drakey Poo come in and tell us about
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: what's going wrong with the Tesla. And that's pretty much
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: what's going wrong with whatever Elon Musk is doing, going up.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: They're all just like, can we get the window down
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: or what? Do we have to get a special app?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Now there's a glitch.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: There's always a glitch with space. There's something about space
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: that we cannot conquer. Obviously we, or it's not consistent.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: It's inconsistency. Like we can do it a little bit
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: and then it'll blow up. Well, Apollo 13 made it
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: through that hole. I'm saying we can do it a little.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: And there's a space station. There's astronauts that are constantly
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: living all the time now in a space station. Like
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: all the time. So we can do it. And what
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: do we already mean?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: They don't come home either?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: No, they're there for months and years.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: It's a money like sock. Yeah. And they just live
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: up there eating their freeze-dried food. And it's like, come
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: on home. You're not doing any research.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You're all jerking off.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, they think that they're trying, you know.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Brandon went to go see that Alien movie and he
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: told me about it. It was good? I mean, I
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: acted like I was interested because it was one of
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: our last days together. But I was like, I don't
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: need to see this movie and I don't care about
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: this weird alien.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: What about The Martian? I love that movie. I don't care.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Matt Damon, no?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, Matt Damon.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Well, Alien's like out now.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: This is this TikToker Jules LeBron. And she became famous
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: because a couple weeks ago she had a viral video
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: go where she goes, very demure, very mindful. See how
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I wear my things? And everyone took the sound and
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: celebrities did it, whether they were talking about their kids
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: at a party or themselves. See how I drink my water?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Very demure, very mindful.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Well, everybody gets their dog in a wig. Very demure,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: very mindful.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: We do all those tricks.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: A bird is walking very demure.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Very mindful. So unfortunately, she did not trademark it and
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: just did a crying video that she since deleted and
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: realized that this guy... has trademarked it. And he... Ew! Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: he trademarked it.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: What a scape.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: And he's trademarked other sayings in the past and things
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: like that. So that now she was hoping that she
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: went to go trademark it because she was like, all right,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: you know, people probably was like, you got to get
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: the merch and everything. Like there's something about her merch
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: and they'll send it to Daryl. Like you have this
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: little window, Hawk 2 girl, you know, to get it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: And so I'm guessing... Someone will probably start a fund
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: or whatever or at least go to the guy and
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: be like, how much can we have it for?
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he needs to be trolled.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: What an asshole.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: They've said who he is and everything. I'm just going
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: to have it in front of me. This weekend, Sutton
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: and Kathy Hilton were dancing and they were– thank God
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: the DJ played Michael Jackson because that is her favorite.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Yes. It was like Pretty Young Thing or one of
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: those songs and they were dancing to it and karaoke.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Kathy Hilton is doing karaoke in West Hollywood.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: And she was singing it well.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: And their dancing was good too, even though, you know,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: they're tipsy. But they were good, I thought. I thought
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Kathy Hilton was.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: She had her estate sale this weekend and it cost
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: $ 25 to go. And it was mostly all of it
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: was on the tennis court. So I don't think you
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: could be like walking through the rooms. But... It looked
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: like there was some good stuff, but some memorabilia and
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: some fun stuff. I also recognized a white pineapple bookcase
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: thing that I got from Target. It was there. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: just saw it in a video. So I think there
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: was some random. There's some good and some great.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Like the time when you gave away things from your
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: old office and included a gift Julie and I gave you?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Yes. That was awful.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: It's a good thing you didn't see anything you had
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: previously given Kathy Hilton in the estate sale.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: That's the problem with doing a famous person's estate sale.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Heather's going through a box. I'm giving away these Barbies
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: and all this junk from my former office and pulls
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: out the gift. I'm like, huh? No, we didn't care. Actually,
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: did you give it back to us? I think you did.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: I think I did because it was a really beautiful lighter.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And because I have the thumb problem, I can't. I
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: can't work regular lighters.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: And you said you were scared of fire.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm scared of fire and lighters. Yeah. And turning
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: on a gas.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: The problems keep going to different things. I have carpal
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: tunnel in my thumb. Gold makes me have a reaction.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I definitely don't have the strength to do the with
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: the lighter. I don't. Okay. Okay.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: This is from the Bravo snark, but it's also from
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: TMZ that Mauricio is out with his new girlfriend. They
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: are just having fun.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: And I saw Kyle was having fun taking some ass shots,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: posting those because her body looks good. And then I
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: saw in her stories that this girl came out and
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: was like out in the window. And it was someone from,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I think, Morgan's band. So I think she's hanging out
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: with Morgan. Oh, good.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I think you can't really you can't compete with like
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: out in the wild, sexy photos with thirst traps. Like
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: if I could give her advice and I do. was
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: going to do a book called One Month and Ten
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Steps to Getting Your Ex Back. Usually after the end
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: of this process, people won't want the ex back. But,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: you know, I could say that, you know, Kyle might
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: not want to be remarried to him, but I guarantee
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: you she wants his interest back. She's like pissed right now.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: And the first thing she needs to do is stop
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: posting thirst traps because they're not going to compare her,
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I don't care how good her butt looks.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: To this.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Also, this chick's ass looks pretty nice too.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, Joey Lawrence, remember Joey Lawrence?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: He allegedly had an affair. So he broke up with
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: his wife of a couple years. And then this guy announced, yeah,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: because you had an affair with my wife. They were
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: doing a movie that he was starring in and the
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: wife wrote and directed it. It was called Socked for
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Christmas or something. It's like a holiday movie. And they
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: had an allegedly he had an affair with her and
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: she was married as well. And now they're getting divorced
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: and she's, and the wife is asking for custody of
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: the kid and everything.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Is that the wife or the affair?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I think that's the wife.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can knock me over with a feather.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I could have sworn you're going to say an affair
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: with an amount with a.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Man, but yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: It's so disappointing when it's not.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: It's only a fun.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: It's only fun when it's that. Um, Anyway, here are
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: stars that separated from their spouses after 20 years of marriage.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: And Meryl Streep has had her husband for 45 years.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: But they now– they're not divorced, but they live separate lives.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: And she was– you sent me this one. She was
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: on the red carpet with Martin Short because they're.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Both in– Older Motors in the building.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: And they were holding hands, and there were rumors prior
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: to that that they were romantic, and he is a widower.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: He is a widower of many years.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: His wife had died a long time ago.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: He was really in love with his wife, and they
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: had a great love story. And let's never forget when
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Kathy Lee Gifford said, how's your wife on the Today Show?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: And then he said, she's good. And then everyone later
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: was like, she's dead. And you're drunk on wine, Kathy.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: And then Kathy felt so terrible. But he's such a
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: sweet guy that he just wanted to, he didn't want
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: to make her feel terrible.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was a live show. Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: But I, nothing could make our vaginas explode more than
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Meryl Streep, who is the best actor.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: To ever live on the planet.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: So come for us.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Including Shakespeare times, including Greek history times.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: We want the Oscars to be renamed the Meryl's. It's
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Academy Awards, but it should be like, oh my God,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I got a Meryl. That's how much we love her
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: and think she's so good. And Martin Short and her.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: And Martin Short does the Jiminy Click, right?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I could watch eight.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: All day.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: You guys, if you want to die of something funny,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: just look up Jiminy Click, Martin Short. Short. All short. Sorry,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Martin Short. All these videos. He created this character like.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: 30 years ago. And I know the guy that he
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: got the idea from. It was this weird guy that
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: had a cable access show. I swear, because I remember
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: the first time I saw it, I go, I know
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: he came. I used to watch weird cable access stuff
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: back in the day, like I'd be back in the 90s.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: And it was just like, ah, tell me. And nobody
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: could keep a straight face. And the things that he asks.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: And he just did a whole week of, I think
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: of Jimmy Kimmel doing it. Oh, my God. But if
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: he could please do Meryl Streep, could he please do that?
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I know he probably doesn't because they're a couple and
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to get a weird character for her.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, he might have done her before because he's
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: done everyone.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: We should look and see.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I could just watch.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: I could literally watch.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: If I'm ever on death row, along with my death
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: row meal, I think I just want to watch those videos.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: We have been in a Jiminy Glick K-hole so many
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: different times. I wouldn't even believe it.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: And I would tell your audience, because the one little
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: known one is on Netflix. Because you can go on
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: YouTube and you can just Google it. But if you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: go on Netflix and look up, it's like.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: He does the, it's like a Netflix awards show.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's the Independent Spirit Awards.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. On Netflix.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: And Netflix had like a lobby, like a little setup
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: for him to interview people coming in.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: And so it's available on Netflix and it's like a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: half hour long and it's so good. You just get,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: and it's live. It's so- Like on a red carpet
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: kind of thing.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Fucking hilarious. Plus, though, there's a movie called Jiminy Glick
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: in La La Land. It also stacks up. Which also,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: worth watching.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Worth watching. I had to go watch- Only Murders in
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: the Building, which I hadn't, I tried whatever, but then
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: when I saw them, I immediately went right to the
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: season three, episode one, let me see, Meryl Streep from
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: the second. It's like, she's just amazing.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: So the rumor is that she always, that they had
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: an agreement that she could always have affairs with her co-stars.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: With her, oh, her husband and her?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that always, and like, you know, I think,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: you know, there was a rumor that she got it
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: on with Clint Eastwood in, what was that one where
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: she was the Italian woman?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Bridges over the Madison, oh, oh.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bridges of Madison County.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Jack Nicholson.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And yeah, like any, yes, any kind of movie that
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: she was like, I'm doing it. But then she was
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: one of those people that then when the movie ended,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: you know, she packed up her vagina and left her
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: trailer and that was that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Just like Butch and Sonny.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: The space, time's over, okay?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I gotta go home.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: She said on The View, like, it's like, I feel
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: like Julie's the one who told me this, but it
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: was like a famous thing on The View. This is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: the only reason I found out was because she was like,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: they asked her about some old movie and I don't
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: even remember which one it was. And she was like, ugh,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I just spent the whole time in his trailer or something.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: And I was like, girl! I think that might be
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: the Clint Eastwood one. Because I think that was, I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: think so. She's fucking an icon. She is a legend.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: That's where I first thought about drinking in a tub.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, because Bridges of Madison County.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's like, would you like a beer or something
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: in the tub? And I was just like, that sounds
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: so nice. Why have I never thought of that? I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: was like young, too. So I probably just started drinking.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I never thought about drinking
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: in a tub. There's just always a smart thing to do.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Get wasted in a tub by yourself.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Make sure the water's real warm.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Get nice and comfy.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Hopefully you're real tired.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, real tired. Plus, she was lezzing out with Cher
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: in Silkwood. Let's not, for anybody that cares, I do.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: But that was, am I lying? I mean, so good.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she ever did lesbian affairs.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: In life, who knows? I think she's done it.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta tell you about this.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I think she's done it.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Have you heard about this? The new dance moms had
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: this little girl. I saw the clip. Apparently the new
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: dance leader lady said hello said i want you well
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: you guys saw it so tell me tell him what.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Happened this girl's name is uh ashlyn ashlyn um she
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: she does look approximately 27 she looks.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Like a like a little person yeah that little like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: an adult little person like she's so the way the
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: makeup is and everything like She's.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: So beautiful and mature in the face.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: They had her dress up like JonBenet. So let me
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: just say that first. Okay, so go on. Tell them
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: what happened.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Is that what this drama is about? Because there was
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: never-ending inappropriate dances on this season of this.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: So the clips I saw is that she goes, you're
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: going to do JonBenet, Ramsey, a dance about it. She
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: was kidnapped and murdered. And so I need you to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Google it and look it up. It's a little girl.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: So then she gets in her outfit with her hair
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: and dresses like JonBenet in a pageant. And when she's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: doing the dancing, like the interpretive dancing, she ends it
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: choking herself.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Because they tell her she was strangled to death. Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: You can't believe it. Yeah, it's un... It's almost unwatchable.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: But it's so unbelievable you have to keep watching.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: But I mean, the producers, when this happens, whether they
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: put it in the lady's idea or in the woman's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: head or not, they just must be, like, filming it
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: and then, like, literally doing a dance in the back.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: They're like squeezing each other's hands like we can't.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Believe this is happening.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: We cannot believe this is happening. There's no way anybody
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: is like, maybe we shouldn't show this.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: And you know, I don't want to do a spoiler,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: but the very last final dance, which happens at Nationals,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: does involve, you know, body bags and basically all of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: the children.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Tell.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: Tell.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: So they're not going to get mad about a spoiler?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: I don't remember if it was like a mass shooting
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: or school shooting.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: They did a dance about a school shooting? Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Wait. Oh, no.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: It was opioid overdose. It's fentanyl overdose. It's fentanyl overdose.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: And then in preceding the dance, it's my cousin died
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: of a fentanyl overdose. And then they brought it to people.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: That kid died of an opioid overdose. Then she wanted
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: them to do a dance where they all had.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: To get into body bags.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: To get into body. Where all the girls except for
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: one survived. and they all end up in a body bag, dead.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: In a dance. There's a final girl in the middle.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: And it's like, well, of course you're gonna win nationals.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Who's gonna go, I didn't like the one where they
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: all died. I'm gonna vote for the one where they
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: did Michael Jackson. Right.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, what are they gonna do about Michael Jackson?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Then touch him, touch him.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Then there's one that's.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Dressed up like Kathy Hill. Can you just play my
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: best friend Michael Jackson's music? I'd like to see that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Throughout the whole season, though, they did one where the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: little girl was upset because her husband was cheating on her.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: There was one where she's a 12-year-old girl. And then
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: the teacher's like, you've got to be really upset. He
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: cheated on you. He cheated on you with another woman.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: And it's like, she doesn't have her period. And no,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: none of these people understand what you're talking about. He
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: cheated on you with another woman. Your heart's broken. Your
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: heart's broken. Your heart's broken. And she's dancing around like
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: her heart's broken because her husband cheated on her and
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: she's 12. She made two of them be lesbian girlfriends.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Two of them be lesbian girlfriends. Listen.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: And that was the least offensive one.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: That was the least of all of them.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: But she's like this, I don't see any chemistry.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: You're out.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: And then replaces them like. And then all of a
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: sudden the girls are like, let's make out. We have
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: anything to keep the part.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: We have chemistry. Like, you are eight.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Wait, so then the 12-year-olds did kiss?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: No, they were younger. They didn't kiss.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Well, they kissed on the cheek, but they needed to
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: start being more chemistry. And they were younger than 12.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the 12-year-old, that was someone whose husband cheated on her.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: But the lesbians were like eight. I mean, it was
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: just like, what are we doing here?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Well, we just got a bunch more
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: people to watch this thing. Sister Wives, Christine Brown, who
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: is now married to her new husband, that is coming
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: back September 15th. And it looks like even Robin goes,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like the idiot who's still left. So I
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: think she's going to be the next one out. She
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: is not happy being the last one left with.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Like literally just being a normal married person.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: And people always think that all her conversations are outside
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: of her house. They're always cold. They're always sitting on
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: a park bench. And it's because people believe that she's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: like a total hoarder. Oh, really? And that's why they'll
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: never film in her house.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Well, Sister Wives is our thing together, us three.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Of course, a shopaholic.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: If she leaves him this season, Like, I don't know.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: We might have to do, like, a special party or something.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Because that's going to be crazy.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore says that she... They're doing two more seasons
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: with our friend Ross Matthew. But she said that she
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: is going to work on more physical distance from her guests.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And I don't think she should at all.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: But then you and Julie won't be able to do
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: this bit, which you did on the top. Literally, you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: got onto Julie's lap.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: No, we will never... If anything, she needs to be
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: more touchy with them.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: More.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: More.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: She needs to be like, how long have you been
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: in acting? She needs to do all of it.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: She needs to be like, yes. So Brandy, let me
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: get this straight. You and Julie were in China and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: she doesn't have a passport. How does a friendship withhold...
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: A situation like that. Because I have some good girlfriends.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: And Ross and I are besties. But I don't know.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Am I a bad person?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I need.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Then she straddles.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Then she straddles. It's like she needs to get close
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: because it makes her comprehend more. And that's why I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: don't want it to stop.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: No. You think that's her... How she is able... like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: her listening comprehension is sort of based on like getting
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: more and more closer. Otherwise she gets distracted.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's her thing. And I think it's
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: her way of showing people that she really cares. Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Don't stop your thing.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This girl, Jasveen, speaking of drugs, this is Jasveen Sanja.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: She's the one that was known as the ketamine queen.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: So she met Brooke Mueller, and Brooke Mueller and Matt
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Perry also met. Brooke Mueller is Charlie Sheen's ex, who's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: been in I don't even know how many rehabs. And
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: one thing about rehab is you're you know, meeting a
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: bunch of people and that also have drug problems and
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: they also know how to get the drugs. And unfortunately
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: that's how they all met this lady.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: And so then when he got, so they, Brooke Mueller
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: is not being looked at as criminal or anything, but
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: she's part of the investigation because she, I don't know
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: if she put them together or what, because there's all
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: these other people. There's two doctors, his assistant that like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: gave him the drugs. But she grew up in Calabasas,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: and then she went to University of UC Irvine. Then
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: she got her master's in England. Then she came back
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: and opened a nail salon, but that failed. So then
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: she got into selling ketamine and killing people.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, unbelievable. Unreal.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: So that was it. And then this doctor, the doctor
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: who's in charge, they let him reopen his His medical practice,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: he just has to put a sign on the door saying,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: I killed Matthew Perry. I helped kill Matthew Perry.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Because they're saying he was doing that thing where they
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: do ketamine therapy.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Because that's like a thing.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Was he prescribed that from this man?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: He was giving huge amounts to the assistant who then
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: was doing it. Taught the assistant how to do it.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: That's just like what happened with Michael Jackson. It's just
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: like a drug dealer is a drug dealer. I don't personally...
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: if you're a person who takes drugs, if you buy
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: drugs off the street, like that's on you. I don't
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: blame anybody else, but a doctor?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: That you, now you are to blame. You are a
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: doctor prescribing big amounts of drugs to someone where you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: know what it'll do and you're, no, now you're done.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: You're done.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: You gotta be done.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner feels betrayed by Timothee Chalamet. I just want
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: to say, I completely forgot that these two even were
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: a couple. Don't you feel like just nobody's talking about
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: the Kardashians, the way we used to.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really do.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: And I think that's fine. Like, they've made their billions.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: They all have their own company. I just, I'm like,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I don't hear anybody, like, watching the show on Hulu.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: And I just wonder how many more years they have
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: to do it. Because it just seems like they don't
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: even want to, they don't even do, like, the scenes together. Like,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: they can't even be bothered to, like.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: And it's so, so, so produced that, even when you
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: knew it was produced on E, to some extent, you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: always felt like there was an A storyline that was
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: real and then a B storyline with the Modigliani or whatever.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Modigliani.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Where, you know, Courtney and Scott go to a yard
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: sale and find a Modigliani, et cetera.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: It's like, okay.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: But we still enjoyed those fake storylines. But there was
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of real stuff in it. And you knew
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: ultimately they didn't, even though they had control, like with
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, they had ultimate like final say on the editing.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Or Chris did.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: You still knew there was a part of it where?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: I was in one of those fake storylines.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: You were in so many. We would gag. You'd be
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: walking in to go do yoga and shit. We'd be like,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: there's Heather.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: The yoga one was where I'll tell you exactly what happened.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: They were like, can you come over and have drinks
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: with Chris and film? And I'm like, totally. So then
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I get there and they're like, just wait a minute.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: And then Chris came and then they're like, just you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: guys are going to act like you just came back
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: from shopping. But I had not walked in the house yet.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: And then we walk in the house and that's when
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: we see Kim doing pregnant bar yoga, ballet, pregnant ballet.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: And so that I was surprised to see her and
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: these other women. And but the other one that I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: did was the storyline was Scott has no friends. It
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: was Scott has no friends. So therefore, can I come
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: over and do some stuff with Chris and these other
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: friends of hers who I knew that were lovely? And
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: then Scott's going to participate because he has no friends.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: So we had to do the painting. Oh, yeah. The
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: painting of the wine.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: That old chestnut.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we did water aerobics in the pool.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Now, water aerobics is different. They don't do that on Housewives.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: But that painting.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be like, you know, the minute
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: we got the scene done, then, you know.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Scott went ahead and left.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Scott left and then Chris had to go do something.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: But I said, can I stay here?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Can I stay and enjoy the pool?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: And I did. I stayed for like another two hours.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: They said her assistant, Matthew, came out and said Chris
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: had to leave. But like, you're welcome. Do you need
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: any Chardonnay or any snacks or anything? I said, yes.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: Go ahead in that organized pantry, all the jars and
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: the labels.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I totally stayed and I went swimming.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: I think that when it was on E!, there was
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: an element that when you watched it, you knew, first
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: of all, the salads, which, of course, are still present
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: on the Hulu show. But you knew that they didn't
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: have full control and that there was still stuff they
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: didn't want. I mean, there was a lot of crazy
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: stuff with Scott and Courtney and, you know, even just
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: a ton of stuff. Now with Hulu, it's just not
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: like that at all.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: And also just if you follow them, you know, it just,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: even though they had social media, it was like we
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: really were watching stuff. That was like now everything. That's
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: why I'm like if they ever were to do a
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: show again, I'd almost be like the turnaround time has
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: to be like a week and you've got to hold
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: your social media or something. I feel like something has
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: to be done to get the interest going.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: It's happening with Housewives, too, where the storylines proceed on
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: social media.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: So do you guys know that there's a whole thing
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: called hobby horsing? I have seen clips of this. It's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: like where, like, young girls just take, like, a stick with, like,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: a little stuffed animal head on it that's a pony.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: And they just, they get, and they, like, leap. They, like, do, like, they're, like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: really on a horse. But it doesn't look difficult at all.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: And then some people are like, hey, at least those
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: kids are off their phone and moving. Like, stop being
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: a bitch. But it is kind of weird. It's like
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: a real sport.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: There's, like, competitions and stuff.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: Right? I thought maybe it was going to the Olympics.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure. Because I saw. like a full thing
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: like that. Like they're in a full competition like they
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: would with a normal horse. But they just do it like...
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I don't even.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: It's okay to criticize J-Lo for having a Bridgerton party
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: in midsummer, but we're not gonna.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Say that this is bizarre.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Like you're on a... You're riding a stick with a
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: horse head on the end and jumping over stuff.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: And acting like you do with a horse. So they're doing...
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: They're doing.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Good job.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: But then they're doing it like they would, like you would,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: if you were in a competition with a horse, what
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: do they do with a horse? Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah. Like,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know the names of the things, like a
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: harbonnet and a doobadoo and a doobanet or whatever, and
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: they go over the jumps.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: They do all the things you would do with.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: A horse, but they do it with a stick. It's weird.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: It's weird. And also, like, didn't you get, like, a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: little bit aroused doing that? Yeah, you're riding a stick. Yeah,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: just a stick like right on your.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: But also.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I went down a rabbit hole of these people that
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: they call it cosplay mothering. And they have this one girl.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: She has like four kids, but they're all like those
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: fake dolls.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Like the realistic baby ones.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And sometimes she just the last time she just
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: was like, I can only take one. So she only
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: took one on the trip where everybody was there. And
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: then I've seen people, like, actually went to a hotel.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I've been to a hotel where I've seen a furry convention.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: That's pretty scary. But then someone filmed, like, oh, my God,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I'm at a hotel where everybody's with their, like, fake babies. And, like, oh,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: can I see your fake baby? And then she's, like, they're, like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: point of view. She's, like, point of view. She, like,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: filmed herself coming home. You haven't seen your two other
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: kids for two days. And then she, like.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Meaning her baby dolls.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: And then she, like, hugs them. And then she has
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: a dad, and she's single.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: You mean she has a father for the dolls?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: No, she has her own dad.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: That's obviously like... Okay. So then they had a beach day.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: They had a beach day, and there was a lot
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: to bring.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: But is she a child, or is she an adult?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: No, she's like a 30-something. And so the dad is there,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: like an old grandpa, and she is like... My first time,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: my twins are going to get their feet wet in
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: the water. And she's like, twins. I can't.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: I just can't.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: And she's like, come on, Gampy. Gampy, come put the
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: twins in the water.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, what?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I think he's kind of like, I've raised this girl.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: And you know what? At least she's happy.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: And whatever it is, he's just like, okay, you know,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: whatever it is.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: That he may be. I mean, I'm responsible for it,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: but yeah, it's like, you know what I mean? But
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: these people, what about the guys who have full relationships
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: with life-size dolls?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's this other guy that's, there's this Asian guy
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: that is, hold on. I'm going to find this really
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: quick and then we're going to wrap it up because
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I know it's here. Okay. Okay. This guy had a
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: full-on wedding. He says he's fictosexual. And he had a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: wedding with a little anime doll.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: He married, so it's not a doll.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: That he can have sex with. It's just an anime doll.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: It's like an AI doll.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: This is what gay people get blamed for, okay? This
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: is what gay people get blamed for. If you get married,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: he's gonna get married to a doll. And you know what?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: And he did.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: And we're all gonna get blamed for it because he
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: married a doll.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: People came to the wedding and stuff. Like, people were there.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: They were just like, you know what? We're super happy
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: that Jimmy is.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: And then Noah's parents, you know what?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: He's not killing anyone.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: He's settling down.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: And then those parents need to be friends with the
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: grandpa that has to take his fake grandchildren dolls to
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: the beach.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: And you know what they have in common? They all
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: saw the Challenger blow up in the classroom.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: And these are their kids now.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Let's hope not.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Let's hope not.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Full circle.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Full circle moment. Girls.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Girls, tell everyone where they can get more Brandy and
• 1:19:47
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• 1:19:50
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• 1:20:02
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• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: We also have a Patreon. We do that, you know,
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• 1:20:11
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• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: And, you know, the free podcast is... Right now, until
• 1:20:21
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• 1:20:26
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• 1:20:29
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• 1:20:31
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• 1:20:34
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• 1:20:42
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• 1:20:48
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• 1:20:50
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