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- 0:07Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
- 0:11sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
- 0:15current events and pop culture. This is He's the Whitfield
- 0:20Report with Sam Whitfield. Well, hello and welcome to
- 0:35whatever this show has now become.
- 0:39And yeah, we're here for another Saturday night.
- 0:43We still get more viewers than Saturday Night Live does, but
- 0:49anyway, welcome to the show folks.
- 0:53And tonight I am joined by the one and only.
- 0:58Genius anus who is in fact a an actual talking asshole.
- 1:05Despite what? Despite everyone not believing
- 1:09that. I mean, I've, I've seen it the
- 1:14the, you know, the the cheeks talk it it's it's really kind of
- 1:21it. Is a little.
- 1:22Disturbing and a little off putting, but you know, I've I've
- 1:26seen worse. Well, my crippled friend that's
- 1:30trying to impart on you is that I am actually a diary of the
- 1:34mouth talking ass. Yeah, yes.
- 1:39And evidently my and evidently one of my Co hosts asked about
- 1:44he he said he has family emergency, but I think he ran
- 1:49away because he knows that you're here tonight and he's
- 1:55like oh. Fuck, I don't want to have to
- 1:58deal with being called the weed for the next hour by.
- 2:04That's because me and Akaba have our own little blood feud going
- 2:07on, because I, being a genius, a certified Mensa qualifying
- 2:12genius, have thrown down the gauntlet.
- 2:15I said no, no. Street Fighter 2 Championship
- 2:18Edition is the best version of Street Fighter.
- 2:21And he is. He's trying to come out with
- 2:23with some fucking heresy, but we all know he's wrong.
- 2:28I well, well, he's also, I wouldn't say we've had rolled
- 2:34beef, but he. Is a little.
- 2:36Disappointed because I still maintain that yes, Johnny
- 2:41Silverhand is a great role, but it is not Keanu Reeves's best
- 2:46role, despite what act would like to you know, Boy boy.
- 2:52It's not even a second best role.
- 2:54Because this first best role was John Wick and his second best
- 2:57role was Ted. Well, well, thank you.
- 3:02See we're already on agree, we're already on agreement with
- 3:06that. So yeah, case case closed.
- 3:12The moral to this story is Akamba's always wrong.
- 3:16Well, not well, not well, not always.
- 3:18Just, you know, 90% wrong, so. But.
- 3:26Anyway. Other.
- 3:29Than, you know, gaming stuff. It's it's been a bit of a wild
- 3:32ride. What what do you think of this
- 3:34whole thing with Elon? You know, purchasing Twitter and
- 3:39supposedly shutting down free speech now that that's that's
- 3:44what the Npc's are now saying in regards to, you know, him taking
- 3:51over Twitter? Well honestly for my 8 bucks I'm
- 3:56pretty satisfied thus far. The salt mining on this has been
- 4:00phenomenal and all he all he's done is fired a bunch of people
- 4:06and and and have various sort of events.
- 4:10All of the blue haired activists within Twitter are like, well
- 4:14fine if Elon's going to be the boss and we're going to tank it
- 4:17with the advertisers and make the advertisers pull out and
- 4:20Elon must like oh wow, we're losing $4 million.
- 4:23Time for budget cuts. Guess what happens?
- 4:25You're fired. Yeah, it's it's it's perfect.
- 4:30The the other the other thing that I find hilarious is all of
- 4:34the people that are bitching out the $8 a month are people like
- 4:39Stephen King. And I think I saw something.
- 4:44I'm not even sure if she's on Twitter if it's true.
- 4:46I I saw one known a Ryder, you know tweet something about it.
- 4:52Who the fuck cares about Winona Ryder?
- 4:55Well, who The Who the fuck cares about Stephen King anymore
- 4:58either? More importantly, though, those
- 5:00are the people who are complaining about the $8 a
- 5:04month. But they're more, but they're
- 5:06both multimillionaires. And so it's like, yeah, you're
- 5:11you're complaining at $8 a month.
- 5:14That's. You guys spend.
- 5:16I'm sorry if Stephen King can't afford 1/3 of a Netflix
- 5:20subscription per month to get his check marked, then what is
- 5:23the That's the worst thing Biden has done then?
- 5:26Because inflation is so bad that Stephen Fucking King cannot
- 5:31afford 1/3 of a Netflix subscription per month.
- 5:35Well, to which I would say. Steven, you brought you brought
- 5:40it up on yourself, you weirdo clown loving freak.
- 5:44Because he's. The one that.
- 5:48He's the one that during the the the election was saying, oh try.
- 5:52Well, I mean, it was just one of many, but he was one of the ones
- 5:55who was saying, oh, Trump's got to go.
- 5:57He's he's actually worse than than the class.
- 6:04Here's my thing on Stephen King, kind of like.
- 6:08This is kind of my nuanced take on a lot of people, because I
- 6:11tend to like people that fucking despise me in my very existence.
- 6:15I like Stephen King. I don't like everything the
- 6:17man's ever written. He is the writer's writer and he
- 6:22I I still wholeheartedly recommend on writing to anybody
- 6:26that wants to do any form of fucking fiction writing, because
- 6:29this is a fucking it. It is a great book to read for
- 6:33writing. If you're a writer, you really
- 6:35need to look into Stephen King. That being said, everything
- 6:40beyond, like, it's just guttural knowledge of writing and
- 6:43everything. And again, I don't agree with
- 6:46everything he says, but you definitely want to read what he
- 6:49has to say about writing because he's pretty fucking good at it.
- 6:53It's not to say everything he writes is good, but he can teach
- 6:57you how to write without. One of the biggest things I hear
- 7:01about from most writers is that they don't.
- 7:04They just don't write. They're writers that don't
- 7:06write. And Stephen King can help you
- 7:09fucking conquer that, because just look at the man he's wrote.
- 7:12He's wrote underpin names before, just cranked out novel
- 7:15after novel after novel. That being said, only about 10%
- 7:19of everything Stephen King has ever written is good.
- 7:23He he's also oh I mean I'm not criticizing him as a writer he
- 7:28he is he is fantastic. But you know, I think I think
- 7:34what what always it. And it doesn't irritate me
- 7:37because it's Stephen King, but he's one of these people who has
- 7:43the attitude of I'm a writer. Therefore, that makes me an
- 7:49expert on. Geopolitical politics.
- 7:53Yeah, yeah. Well, that.
- 7:56That was the second part of my thing is I I like Stephen King
- 8:00as a writer and it's a mentor to writers.
- 8:03I hate everything about him, personally and politically.
- 8:06Me and me, I could not sit down in the room and have a drink
- 8:09with Stephen King because he would despise me.
- 8:13And again, I have a literal talking ass, so I would have to
- 8:17pick fun at him. Oh yeah, and it wouldn't be that
- 8:20hard. Like I would have him spewing
- 8:22salt from every orifice and a few that made that made
- 8:25themselves known right then and there.
- 8:27I mean, I mean it's it's not that hard to trigger any of the
- 8:31any of these people really. I I got under Keith Olbermann's.
- 8:36You know skin a few years back just by pointing pointing out
- 8:42that like he he's not even on ESPN anymore.
- 8:45He's on ESPN too. And the guy actually like what,
- 8:51you know, what got into a Twitter stat with me?
- 8:54And I'm just like, he's like, well, I'm more famous than than
- 8:58you are. And I'm like, yeah, but but
- 9:01you're, you know, you're Keith Olbermann.
- 9:03You. I mean, Adolf Hitler is more
- 9:06famous than me, but I wouldn't be bragging about it.
- 9:09Right. Fucking pole pot is more famous
- 9:12than me, but I wouldn't brag about it.
- 9:17And. That's what I've never gotten
- 9:18about fame. Oh, I'm fame.
- 9:21I'm kind of a big deal. Yeah.
- 9:23You know what? So is every other atrocity
- 9:25throughout human fucking history, all right?
- 9:27It doesn't mean that it's a good thing.
- 9:31Well, you know. Best in the sector, though.
- 9:36Right. From the mid on down because we
- 9:39can't reach the top. Yeah.
- 9:43So. Not talking about anyone in
- 9:46particular, but that tends to be the case.
- 9:48When anybody brings up their statures, there's like, I'm kind
- 9:51of a big deal. Yeah, you know what?
- 9:54Smallpox was kind of a big deal, too.
- 9:58Yeah, even though even though it's small, you know who, who?
- 10:01Who figured? What What boggles my mind is, I
- 10:07mean, nothing really surprises me no more.
- 10:10But the mental gymnastics of all these people are saying, Oh well
- 10:15Elon's Twitter takeover is going to be you know, that's going to
- 10:19affect the the 2024 elections. And on the one hand I'm like
- 10:26how? But on the other hand, I'm like,
- 10:28yeah, you're right. Because hopefully the people
- 10:31who. We're silenced.
- 10:33Will now actually be able to speak, you know.
- 10:37I'll just say worst case scenario, if we take Yvonne at
- 10:40his absolute word, everybody gets to talk.
- 10:44That's it. That's if we take the man
- 10:46absolutely 100% at his word. Now, I don't think it's gonna
- 10:49look like that. I don't actually align with the
- 10:53right or the left on this because the left is just pissed
- 10:57off because we we're not fucking in charge anymore.
- 11:01And then the rights like, well, he's actually not going to go
- 11:04full on free speech and let us make inward towers everywhere
- 11:08either, so that that automatically de facto makes
- 11:11this a bad thing. Again, I'm more nuanced in the
- 11:14middle. I think he's going to do a lot
- 11:16more good than bad. And he's practically spelled
- 11:20that out when he said if I know I've done my job correctly, if I
- 11:24pissed off people on both sides of the aisle because that's what
- 11:27you want. Yeah, well and in Twitter was
- 11:32never like 4 Chan or you know, Paul or any of these, you know,
- 11:38more Edge Lord websites to begin with.
- 11:41I mean, back in the day, it was just the place where you can
- 11:45microblog. And I mean possible unpopular
- 11:49opinion here, but I don't want it to be.
- 11:51I don't want every I don't want all of social media to be
- 11:55fucking 4 Chan. I don't want all of so all every
- 11:59website to be Kiwi farms right? Like there is a need for a
- 12:06slightly sanitized platform to just fucking talk and exchange
- 12:10ideas where it's not. Don't don't get me wrong, you
- 12:14can find some pretty valid information on 410, but you have
- 12:18to strap on a rubber fucking hazmat suit and a shovel and dig
- 12:22through all of the anti-Semitic. And I'm not even saying that the
- 12:26people. Posting an art because it's
- 12:28always mostly from my experience on fortune and it's almost
- 12:31always tongue in cheek or they're literal crazy people,
- 12:34right? Yeah, but it is kind of nice to
- 12:38have a place to go to where you can exchange ideas without
- 12:42censorship, but you don't have to dig through racial slurs and
- 12:45epithets to fucking get to it. Yeah, well, and then I remember
- 12:51like. I remember when I first signed
- 12:53up for Twitter back in 2011, you know that there there were, you
- 13:02know, there was more freedom on there and and you would get some
- 13:06unironic, you know, neo Nazis or something like that.
- 13:09But you would actually get people who were, you know, who
- 13:13would challenge them on their opinions and be like, you know,
- 13:17why do you believe what you believe?
- 13:20It wasn't. It wasn't really, you know, this
- 13:23person is bad, but I mean obviously, you know their views
- 13:30aren't that great, but you know people would try and challenge
- 13:33them on stuff rather than say this person needs to be, needs
- 13:37to be banned and now you know, now we've kind, now we've gotten
- 13:42the opposite extreme and it's it's really fascinating Nating
- 13:48to watch this whole. Twitter thing kind of not even
- 13:54like commenting on it, but just seeing how people react because
- 13:58nothing has really changed and yet and yet everyone's acting
- 14:04like everything's changed. It's weird for me because it is
- 14:10funny to watch, even though it's happening exactly how I kind of
- 14:13pictured it would like. None of it was surprising, like
- 14:17everything I've seen so, so far is like following a fucking
- 14:20script that I could have wrote in my head two years ago.
- 14:25Like two years ago before Yvonne Musk buying Twitter was even in
- 14:28the fucking ether. If you came to me with a writing
- 14:31prompt, all right, what would happen if Yvonne Musk bought
- 14:34Twitter? Go.
- 14:36Exactly what has happened would be that would be the script.
- 14:40But there's no fucking question in my mind.
- 14:43Well, it and for me, it doesn't even necessarily have to be Elon
- 14:47that you know, pick any, pick anyone else who buys, you know
- 14:52Twitter. If Twitter would be ran by
- 14:56anyone outside of its ownership, what would it look like?
- 15:00And it would look like what it looks like.
- 15:03Right now I'm. Honestly surprised.
- 15:07Though I probably shouldn't be, but I I am honestly surprised
- 15:10that Trump didn't try to buy Twitter.
- 15:13And the main reason I think he didn't is because it's going to
- 15:17be really hard to turn a profit with Twitter, right?
- 15:20Even that's ideological. That's not even ideologically
- 15:25driven. Turning a profit with a platform
- 15:28like Twitter is going to be a fucking significant challenge.
- 15:32And Trump? I'm not going to say he's lazy,
- 15:37but he tends to like safer bets. Like he'll throw fucking money
- 15:41into something, but only if it's pretty assured that he's going
- 15:44to fucking make a dollar off of it, right?
- 15:47Whereas Elon is more like, yeah, I'm probably going to lose my
- 15:50ass on this, but fuck it, I've got all this money I'm never
- 15:53going to fucking spend and this could be a very interesting
- 15:57fucking thing to do. And you need people like that.
- 16:01You need crazy motherfuckers like money is an object.
- 16:05Fame and stature, isn't it? We're going to fuck it.
- 16:08We're going to have fun. Well, and I think, I think if
- 16:14you know, I don't claim to really know, you know exactly
- 16:18what Elon is thinking, but he seems like the type of guy like
- 16:21you said to buy just from just for a laugh and as a social
- 16:26experience experiment to see. What would happen?
- 16:29If we if if we found Yvonne's fucking diary and in the entry
- 16:35right before he started trying to buy Twitter, it said buy
- 16:38Twitter just to make make fun of AOC, I would fucking believe it.
- 16:45Yeah, if that. If it turns out that that was
- 16:47the only thought that he put into why he wanted to buy
- 16:50Twitter was to be able to fucking dunk on AOC, I would
- 16:54fucking believe it. Because he just he has that
- 16:56level of fuck you money. Yeah, well, honestly, that was.
- 17:01It's in. It's funny that you say that
- 17:03because early on that was what I said about Trump and him running
- 17:09for president. I didn't think he was really
- 17:12serious in the beginning. I thought he was just doing it
- 17:15to goof on Hillary and I think. There was there.
- 17:19That was one of the theories is that he was just doing as a
- 17:22publicity set, but they got so much fucking support.
- 17:24I was like, fuck it, I got to. Yeah, I mean, I mean and well,
- 17:29and behold he. Actually, and not only that, not
- 17:32only that, that was a conspiracy theory that was being pushed by
- 17:35the left. Hillary Clinton specifically
- 17:37said, come on, he's not really wanting to win.
- 17:39This is all just a big publicity stunt.
- 17:42Haha, very funny. But he's not actually planning
- 17:45on running, he's not planning on winning, so you shouldn't vote
- 17:47for him. I distinctly remember that in
- 17:5020/15/2016 and. It it was so ludicrous that I
- 17:55fucking believed it. I still believe it.
- 17:57I honestly still believe that Trump had no intentions of
- 18:00actually being fucking president.
- 18:02He just accidentally became president.
- 18:06What? What?
- 18:08What's funny to me too. And you you can you know, you
- 18:12can really appreciate this. But I saw like A blog post the
- 18:17other day on Medium, which is basically it's it's the new
- 18:21Tumblr for. Left wing journalists and given
- 18:28the fact that you're a yeah, I mean journalists on the left has
- 18:32an oxymoron, but the. Journalist is an oxymoron.
- 18:37The thing that cracks me up is they were somehow saying that
- 18:41like that Gamergate and you know, Medicare and Ralph and all
- 18:46of these Internet people are the reason for Trump's.
- 18:51Rise and it's like I It's like I I had, except for Baked Alaska.
- 18:58I had no idea who any of these people really were until after
- 19:02the. Election say outside of
- 19:04Medicare. I don't recognize any of that
- 19:06word salad he just put up, so I don't know if I'm qualified to
- 19:09comment on that. None of that shit sounds
- 19:12relevant. Others.
- 19:13Medicare. Yeah, and I mean in Medicare's
- 19:18not even really political guy, so.
- 19:21No, he never wanted to be fucking famous.
- 19:25So far as I've gathered from listening to him, either, it's
- 19:28just kind of fucking happened. Yeah, I mean that's you know and
- 19:36that that's why I wouldn't say that's why it's successful, but
- 19:41that. You know, it certainly adds to
- 19:45why he's likable. I guess because he's he's like
- 19:48one of the few people on the Internet that doesn't really
- 19:51care about Efame or whatever. And that's what I like about
- 19:55Jim. That's what a lot of people in
- 19:57my kind of age demographic like about Jim.
- 20:00It's that he he's that old school Internet type of guy, but
- 20:05he still operates based on the old school.
- 20:09Dial up Internet IRC chats and fucking Geo cities and stuff
- 20:13like that. And in the modern age of social
- 20:18media and stuff that Internet, that version of the Internet of
- 20:21the Wild West is fucking dead. And that's why a lot of people
- 20:24gravitate towards Jim and his specific style.
- 20:28It's for the same reason people watch like Downtown Abbey and be
- 20:31like, oh, we could we could go back to that time, that would be
- 20:34great. You know, it's because he
- 20:36reminds people, especially my age demographic that went
- 20:40through that era of the Internet of a better time and it other
- 20:44than like porn and just being able to watch high definition
- 20:51video right, that that's great. Don't want to give that up.
- 20:55If we could go back and do dial up over, but with fucking high
- 20:58definition porn and video that would be the ultimate fucking
- 21:02Internet. Just go back to fucking 1990s,
- 21:05mid 90s, late 90s somewhere in there with HD4K video.
- 21:10Fucking we're set. I want.
- 21:13Oh, go ahead. No, that, that.
- 21:16That's all I really had on that. Oh, I I was gonna say I I kind
- 21:20of agree with you on that. The other thing that I.
- 21:23Like is I like the idea of like message boards and forms over
- 21:29like over social networking, which is kind of when I came
- 21:33into the net when message boards were still, you know, a thing.
- 21:38And I mean, I'm, I miss when everything was segregated.
- 21:43Let me back that up real fucking quick.
- 21:46And when I say segregated, I mean the Internet, not the
- 21:49races. I'm not going back to 1950s.
- 21:52I'd say segregated. I mean, we used to have forums
- 21:54and chat rooms that were about specific things like if you
- 22:00want, if you were like me and you were a big fan of, I don't
- 22:05know, fucking Diablo Two. Okay.
- 22:07Let's go back to 2000, 2001 big fan of Diablo 2.
- 22:11Where the fuck do you find other people that are big fans of
- 22:13Diablo Two? We could go to a fucking Diablo
- 22:15Two forum. As a matter of fact, the
- 22:17battle.net Blizzard forums used to be a fucking great place.
- 22:22Fucking great place. People would go there, they
- 22:23would talk about the game, they'd talk about the builds.
- 22:26They would show off fucking low resolution screen captures of
- 22:30this awesome fucking drop that they fucking got that would, you
- 22:34know, organize parties and shit like that.
- 22:37It was fucking great. And then when social media
- 22:40specifically in the late era of Myspace moving into Facebook, it
- 22:46all fucking centralized. And when it all centralized, you
- 22:50had to be kind of on just one social media platform that just
- 22:55it was everything, everything all at once.
- 22:59And I don't like that. I'm like, you know, I like the
- 23:02forums and the threads and where everything is segregated and
- 23:09what's the fucking word? Compartmentalized.
- 23:11I like a segregated and compartmentalized because it's
- 23:13more organized and it's easier to fucking navigate.
- 23:17Well the the other thing that I like I that I remember that was
- 23:21that was really nice is like they were like in the early days
- 23:25of the of the of the Tea Party you know so around 2008.
- 23:32Yeah, around 2008, there were. There were forms and I mean,
- 23:38yeah, some of them could be echo chamber a bit, but I mean there
- 23:41were like political web forms that were, you know,
- 23:45independently ran and people could communicate on there and
- 23:49they weren't, you know, people, people are on there 24/7 just
- 23:54because, you know, mobile access wasn't as, you know, real as it
- 24:00is now, but as a result, like people would be.
- 24:05I wouldn't want to say that. I mean, obviously you would have
- 24:08your shit post on, you know, the political Internet as well, but
- 24:12there were people who would actually put some if you were in
- 24:15a shit post. People had to put, like actual
- 24:18thought into it, as opposed to just, you know, tweeting and
- 24:23those sling and what not. And the other nice thing is, you
- 24:28know, out of those forms. The people who ran them were
- 24:32also people who were actually participating in the form
- 24:36discussions themselves, regardless of the topic.
- 24:41And that's something I I miss with social media because like
- 24:45now you know, if I if I post something, you know in any sort
- 24:51of political group on Facebook, I'm pretty much flux because
- 24:57some name was. I get some nameless you know bot
- 25:01that has removed my content for false information and it's like
- 25:07I'm not even I'm not even spelling anything false.
- 25:11I'm just asking a question or something like like that.
- 25:15So yeah, I'm I'm because you see the way, like the way your
- 25:19moderation team got formed is it was the most active and
- 25:24contributing members of the fucking community itself.
- 25:29And then they became moderators because they knew what the fuck
- 25:31the subject of the fucking forum was.
- 25:34They knew the source material. They knew the community pretty
- 25:36well. The community knew them and you
- 25:40could you could really kind of police it and everything.
- 25:42Because I I find especially with the right leaning political shit
- 25:48that me and you tend to run in with this sector, they want to
- 25:52go full free speech where there's like don't censor
- 25:55anything. We we want to say the N word and
- 25:58you know say stuff about the Jews and the poll OPS and I I, I
- 26:05agree, OK, I agree that free speech means that you should
- 26:09absolutely not be prohibited from saying that.
- 26:12OK, I agree with that. But on that note, I also agree
- 26:17that there is immense value to having places that are more
- 26:21curated. Yeah.
- 26:23To specifically, again, that's why I want segregated and
- 26:27compartmentalized Internet. Because if you don't want to
- 26:30hear about the N word or the Jews or whatever, just don't go
- 26:34in that fucking form. Don't go in that thread.
- 26:36It's not for you. And that's another problem, kind
- 26:39of culturally and politically and ideologically that we're
- 26:43having is that all these people think that they could just go
- 26:46anywhere and fucking they're in the center of fucking attention.
- 26:50I'm sorry. But if you are someone who's
- 26:53never picked up a video game and you go into a fucking video game
- 26:56thread and they all call you a fucking noob and tell you to get
- 26:58the fuck out, you're not being oppressed.
- 27:01You're stepping in somebody else's fucking world.
- 27:05You have no place there. Yeah, well, and you either you
- 27:09either learn to, you know. You get with the program or or
- 27:13you or you get out and you know and and when specifically like
- 27:19politics, you could have, you could have echo chambers.
- 27:24Echo chambers aren't necessarily bad in small scale form like
- 27:28what I'm talking about. But you would also be able to
- 27:32have places that are kind of more wild, messy, and you know,
- 27:36you would have a politically offensive type area and about
- 27:42hey, all signs are welcome here. All speech is unfettered to stay
- 27:46on topic of fucking politics. And then you know what you can
- 27:49call people fucking names and shit.
- 27:51Just don't fucking make legal threats or anything like that,
- 27:55you know? No, no illegal speech.
- 27:57Outright illegal speech. You can't be all fired.
- 27:59A fucking crowded theater type of shit.
- 28:01Yeah, but other than that, you're coming in here with the
- 28:05express knowledge that you're probably going to get made fun
- 28:08of, that you're probably going to hear provocative shit that
- 28:11either provokes anger or depression, or, you know, it's
- 28:14because that's what you're supposed to be doing and
- 28:17exchanging ideas. You're supposed to be provoking
- 28:19emotion. You're supposed to be provoking
- 28:21thought. You're supposed to be provoking
- 28:23at you get, you know, shit that most makes you go and that
- 28:27that's the joy of it. And if we had a decentralized,
- 28:31compartmentalized, segregated type Internet like we had in the
- 28:34fucking 90s and early odds we could have that we everybody
- 28:39could have their cake and everybody could eat their cake.
- 28:42But no, we gotta have you. You have to be on this social
- 28:46media, which is Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr,
- 28:50Reddit, 4 Chan, you know, and each one of those has their own
- 28:55independent things. But everything is trying to
- 28:59centralize to a very very narrow St. platforms.
- 29:05Yeah, well, and then a lot of these alternative platforms like
- 29:09Truth, like, you know True Social or Gab or you know par or
- 29:15you know or what whatever the, you know, whatever the flavor of
- 29:20the month is because they're always coming out there.
- 29:23They're all clones of, you know, Twitter, or they're all clones
- 29:27of. Facebook, you know, they're
- 29:31they're all trying to kind of copy each other and it's like,
- 29:35OK, that's not, that's not doing anything except for really,
- 29:41that's not really fixing Twitter.
- 29:43That's just creating a different version of some of something.
- 29:50I I can actually point this out too, because I was on Kiwi Farms
- 29:56before I was even a known entity, which I still consider
- 29:59myself an unknown entity because I'm fucking a literal who.
- 30:02But before I started doing the leaks and the journalism shit, I
- 30:06was on Kiwi farms and I wasn't there for the log house.
- 30:11I wasn't there for Christian. The reason I washed up on Kiwi
- 30:15farms and ended up making that account and hanging around and
- 30:18shit was because it was the only place on the Internet outside of
- 30:214 Chan. And again, I like forums over
- 30:24image boards. I I just like that format
- 30:26better. But I my favorite parts of Kiwi
- 30:31farms had nothing to do with the wild cows or the trolley or
- 30:33anything like that. I was in the legal discussion
- 30:36threads or the current events thread or the fucking video game
- 30:41threads and shit like that. And it was because it was the
- 30:44only place I could go anymore where I didn't have to worry
- 30:47about some fucking green haired armpit hair having fucking man
- 30:53in a dress fucking saying that I couldn't say exactly what I
- 30:56wanted to fucking say. Yeah, like I got pushed in there
- 31:00and that's, you know, people say, oh, white supremacist,
- 31:05white supremacist. That you know how many people
- 31:09I've met that have ended up in this sector where they have to
- 31:12go to these areas of the Internet with all these wignats
- 31:15and crazy people that aren't wignats or crazy people
- 31:19themselves simply because that's the only place they're fucking
- 31:21welcome. And I've heard many, many
- 31:25fucking people. There's like I'm not a wig net,
- 31:28I'm not overly political, but I can't go on Facebook because my
- 31:32little pages on Facebook we're Co opted by these people and
- 31:35they we can't share memes. We get banned, we get timed out,
- 31:39they try to fucking lynch us at our fucking jobs.
- 31:42They try to cancel us. So I can't go there, but if I
- 31:45come here, I don't have people trying to fucking do that to me.
- 31:49Well, and it's also. It's also case, and yes, I am
- 31:55drinking a beer. It's It's also case of I'm not
- 31:59sure all the people who say edgy shit necessarily are wignats or
- 32:08extremists themselves. Granted, I granted a bunch of
- 32:11them certainly are, but some of them like to say edgy shit just
- 32:16because they want to test the boundaries.
- 32:19Now what of what they can say it's, I call it Internet
- 32:24edginess, and it's part of the early Internet culture kind of
- 32:30the the world at large kind of got a taste of it with Xbox
- 32:34Live, you know, with all the fucking kids.
- 32:35I fucked your mother tea bag and shit like that.
- 32:40But. Yeah, back when that was fun.
- 32:43Yeah, exactly, exactly. But a lot of people do it just
- 32:50to be fucking edgy. And I I have to kind of break
- 32:54this down. Otherwise there's because
- 32:56there's terminology conflicts of what I'm about to say.
- 33:00Typically, the people that hang out in the dark net.
- 33:02Now, the dark net, I have to clarify.
- 33:04I'm not talking about like, the literal fucking dark net, which
- 33:08is not as interesting or as bad as people fucking think it is in
- 33:14itself. I'm not talking about like the
- 33:15technical darknet, like the unlisted Internet that you have
- 33:18to do Tor Browser and shit. Yeah, when I say the darknet,
- 33:21I'm talking about not the main Internet like the subculture
- 33:26Internet. Like for the niche topics and
- 33:29the niche forums and shit like that.
- 33:33There's a culture of being fucking edgy and Josh on Kiwi
- 33:39Farms, It's in the fucking footer of the fucking website.
- 33:43Live free or die. And that's kind of the mentality
- 33:46that is in what I call the darknet.
- 33:49And when I refer to the darknet, I'm specifically talking about
- 33:53places like Kiwi Farms. I'm talking about, you know,
- 33:55hole in the wall, fucking areas of the Internet where you can
- 33:59just be fucking free. You're nobody.
- 34:01You are whatever avatar slash screen name, web handle that you
- 34:07fucking type into your fucking computer.
- 34:09You're fucking nobody. Everybody hears a nobody.
- 34:12But you don't have to worry about Karen's fucking banning
- 34:15you for saying something spicy, and it's kind of like that's the
- 34:19Internet culture. Yeah and and the fact that you
- 34:26know and then on the and then on the flip side you have, you have
- 34:30all the Karen's who used to run Twitter who are now angry that
- 34:34they can't. You know that they're not in
- 34:38control of Twitter anymore. So you know, they think they
- 34:43they essentially think that Twitter is going to become, you
- 34:47know, like some sort of right wing echo chamber.
- 34:51And it it's hilarious because it's.
- 34:54Which is funny to me because I, I and I I could be wrong on
- 34:58this, but I don't think all the people that are trying to
- 35:00fucking control this shit and doing the PC shit, I don't think
- 35:04they're actually fucking political to begin with.
- 35:06I don't think they care. They just want power by any
- 35:08means. So when they're politically,
- 35:10culturally, socially, they just want fucking power.
- 35:14They're power hungry. They don't actually care where
- 35:17or how they get the fucking power.
- 35:19It's just when their power is taken away from them, they have
- 35:22fucking petulant child tantrums. And the reason I say that is
- 35:27because you see this everywhere, not just fucking Twitter.
- 35:30It's with YouTube and Facebook. Go to go to fucking Walmart and
- 35:35find a fucking CSM in Walmart and eventually you will find one
- 35:40that is a fucking power hungry cunt.
- 35:43They exist everywhere they they go wherever they can weasel
- 35:47their way into a little bit of fucking power.
- 35:49It doesn't matter if they're just a manager of a fucking
- 35:52McDonald's or head of the moderation team at Twitter, It's
- 35:56the same personality type. They're narcissistic.
- 35:58They just want power. Yeah, I mean that that's why I
- 36:04mean a lot of them going to human resources you know and
- 36:08that I mean that's why that's why the, you know the workforces
- 36:14at least you know corporately is So it's such shit now because
- 36:21these Karen's who you know who like I going to have, I actually
- 36:27talked about this. You know at large.
- 36:31You know the the one thing that I mean, the one thing that is
- 36:36still probably even after Gamergate is HR people ruining
- 36:42video games for pretty much. And yeah, the the corporate
- 36:47people, the the empty people and soups.
- 36:50Yeah, and. And somehow now that translates
- 36:55to, you know, Vote Blue and. November.
- 37:00Because even though it's not, even though our product isn't
- 37:05political, we're going to make it political.
- 37:08So I don't know, I I missed the Attitude Era of the 90s with
- 37:16grunge and you know, the Attitude Era of wrestling and
- 37:19stuff like that. And the reason I miss it is
- 37:22because it wasn't, it wasn't the politics of it, It wasn't the
- 37:26culture of it. It was just a fuck you
- 37:29mentality. We're going to do what we do for
- 37:32no other reason than the fact that we fucking enjoy it.
- 37:35It's what we want to do. And that was a great era of the
- 37:43American fucking dream, man. Like you could fucking you said
- 37:46what you wanted, you fucking drunk beers on fucking TV.
- 37:50Men were men, Women were women. But we weren't going to hold
- 37:55ourselves to like the religious Right standards, you know, we
- 37:58had the fucking satanic panics and shit like that.
- 38:01And we said fuck you. We're going to listen to our
- 38:03rock'n'roll and play D&D and you know we weren't to the left or
- 38:08anything because we weren't going to go fucking out and pick
- 38:11it and protest and stuff like that.
- 38:13Though that later became a thing.
- 38:14Like in the mid, mid, aught somewhere in there as we as we
- 38:21went into like the full bore of the fucking Bush administration.
- 38:24And then we went into the fucking housing bubble crisis,
- 38:27Occupy Wall Street and shit. And really, that's where all of
- 38:32this fucking started. And as much as I this is one of
- 38:38the things that I believe it or not, Sam, I'm sometimes wrong on
- 38:43my political takes and predictions.
- 38:45Not often, but there was one that I was very fucking wrong on
- 38:49and I still scratch my head on it.
- 38:52And that was when I laughed at all of the fucking people that
- 38:56said if we legalize gay marriage and the next thing you know
- 39:00they'll be doing bestiality and going after children.
- 39:05Call me fucking crazy, but in 2000 and fucking two when that
- 39:09was the fucking key talking point, my dumbass did not ever
- 39:13think that that would is was in the realm of possibility.
- 39:18Well, well, listen, I will actually, I will actually kind
- 39:24of agree with you there. Because when?
- 39:28When gay marriage did get legalized.
- 39:32There were there were those on on the far right that is like
- 39:37now, now it's going to be trans people and they're going to come
- 39:40after our kids. And I was kind of like, I'm kind
- 39:45of like this is just this is just an overreaction.
- 39:48This is just you know, this is just the the far right.
- 39:53Being real because it used to be the far right that we had to go
- 39:57against. The far right used to be the
- 39:59people censoring everybody. The far right used to be the
- 40:01ones canceling everybody. But how the fuck are we supposed
- 40:06to predict that that slippery slope was going to be the one
- 40:09that fucking took? Well, well, well, the the other
- 40:13thing is like I I told someone the other day said if you look
- 40:19at the religious right and the far the religious right of the
- 40:231980s and 1990s and you look at the current you know SJW left of
- 40:30today, minus a few, minus a few cosmetic details.
- 40:36You really can't tell the difference between either of
- 40:40them because they they seem to oppose the same things but for
- 40:47different. Different reasons.
- 40:50It's kind of like 2, like I'm an atheist.
- 40:52I don't know if I've ever fucking divulged that little
- 40:54fucking bit, but I don't run with the fucking atheist because
- 40:59I don't like the fucking atheist.
- 41:00But when I was an atheist, one of the fucking counterarguments
- 41:03I always hated was the atheism was just another religion.
- 41:08Again, I'm not always right. So I laughed at those people.
- 41:13And then I watched in 2010 to around 2014.
- 41:17As atheism, lo and behold, became a fucking religion.
- 41:21And it it became exactly what I said it never could fucking be.
- 41:27Because that was antithetical to what it was.
- 41:29And it fucking became that again.
- 41:31How the fuck are you supposed to predict that?
- 41:35Yeah, Well, well, no. It it was one of the things that
- 41:39really one of the things that like kind of fascinated me about
- 41:44about Trump is you know one of the things that was hilarious is
- 41:51how he's how he's able to you know basically I don't want to
- 41:56say grift but Oregon con like convinced you know kind the
- 42:02religious right people to go out to you know side with them
- 42:05because of of Mike Pence. You know when Cleo like Trump's
- 42:11not really that religious of a guy I don't think and you know
- 42:17this is the guy was being Playboy models in the in the 90s
- 42:22and having tabloid articles written.
- 42:25I mean, yet, you know, people. Right.
- 42:27If it was religious, it would have been more of a Ted Haggard
- 42:30and doing gay prostitutes. Well, yeah, well, there you go.
- 42:37And yet and yet, you know, you had people on.
- 42:39Ironically, I I thought this was a shit post at 1st until I
- 42:43actually, you know, talked to these people.
- 42:46And I'm like, wow, these people are nuts.
- 42:47But they're also serious. There were people who were
- 42:50saying that Trump was, you know, anointed by God to be president.
- 42:58Well, these are also the same people that said Obama was the
- 43:01Antichrist, right? And I mean like.
- 43:05And I mean, I am. I have a Christian, but I
- 43:09really, I don't bring it up that much because really it's.
- 43:14Because you're a good Christian, Yeah.
- 43:16I don't, I don't feel like. It's about.
- 43:18It's about here. Here's the thing.
- 43:20And since we're on the subject of religion, I'll fucking bury
- 43:24this hatchet. Now here's the thing about
- 43:26Christians in particular. Christians are supposed to have
- 43:30a personal relationship with God, and it's not supposed to
- 43:33be. It's supposed to be antithetical
- 43:36to a status position. In layman's terms, that means
- 43:40that you're supposed to have your personal relationship with
- 43:42God, but you're not supposed to wield it like a sword or use it
- 43:45as a point of authority. That's literally in the Bible.
- 43:48I fucking read it. Jesus literally threw those
- 43:51motherfuckers out of the temple. Because even as an atheist, my
- 43:55favorite fucking part of the Bible is where he throws them
- 43:58out of the fucking temple. That's my second favorite.
- 44:00My first favorite is the Sermon on the Fucking Mount, because
- 44:03he's just like. Wash the feet of the poor.
- 44:06The meek will inherit the world. Beef.
- 44:09Don't be a dickhead. And that's the one part of the
- 44:12Bible that the bad Christians do not fucking follow.
- 44:15People are people are always like people are always like
- 44:20because I was like say I'm a I'm a Christian who hates other
- 44:24Christians and people are scratch their head and they're
- 44:28like why that makes no sense. And you know for the exact
- 44:34reason you know that you but you just mentioned a lot of them
- 44:39have you know that double, that double standard.
- 44:43They have that superiority complex.
- 44:45That's not what it's about. Yeah.
- 44:49And you know, And sadly, sadly, atheists are not all of them.
- 44:55But you know. Most of them now are getting
- 45:00that, getting that, that way. And I you know it in particular,
- 45:06I kind of blame The Amazing Atheist for that because.
- 45:12You see, I like I like The Amazing Atheist, but he once he
- 45:17got an access to that money to where he could just fucking
- 45:20freebase drugs all the time, he became retarded.
- 45:24But TJ from my 2008 to 2012 was fucking awesome.
- 45:29And then he just completely fucking melted down with the
- 45:32rest of the atheist community. The reason?
- 45:34The single issue, there were multiple reasons.
- 45:38But the single biggest issue that I left the atheist movement
- 45:42was because at first it was all haha, we don't believe in God.
- 45:46Whatever will make me. We didn't call it memes at the
- 45:49time, but you know, we'll meme on the Christians and the
- 45:52religious people in the Mormons, because who doesn't like kicking
- 45:54the Mormons, you know? Haha, he he.
- 45:58My big point of separation is when they said no, we're going
- 46:01to get rid of all religion where it's not just enough for us to
- 46:04not believe in the religion, we're going to make it to where
- 46:07there is no religion in my what? What?
- 46:10No, no, that's not what we're going to fucking do.
- 46:14We're we're in America. That's fucking constitutionally
- 46:17protected, motherfucker. You can't just tell people they
- 46:19can't be religious. You're like, no, they're idiots.
- 46:23They're idiots. They can't.
- 46:25They can't be allowed to have the religion because the
- 46:27religion is wrong and it's fake. And I'm like, so the fuck what?
- 46:32My big problem. And it wasn't even as a it
- 46:35wasn't even as a Christian. But it was.
- 46:38More like the problem I had with the left is that they would
- 46:42criticize all the, you know, all the radical elements of the
- 46:48right. But when it came to it but when
- 46:53I would say, OK, now do radical Islam, they would be like Oh no,
- 46:58we, you know Islam is a religion of peace, right.
- 47:03But but Catholics are all, you know, pedophiles that want to
- 47:07did all children. And it's like well, if you want
- 47:11to criticize one religion for their shortcomings, you should
- 47:16really criticize them all and that you know.
- 47:20And that's something that really hasn't happened.
- 47:25You. Know, I mean, to be fair, the
- 47:27Catholics did have the the, the sexual molestation bullshit.
- 47:32And it was quite large. It was quite a large fucking
- 47:37portion, yeah. And but let's be real here
- 47:43they're not. It's not just the Catholics.
- 47:45I'm sure there's plenty of Christian molestation stories.
- 47:48They either have been found out or just happened and we're
- 47:52covered up. There's plenty of Mormons
- 47:55believe in bigamy and all this shit.
- 47:56You mean to tell me that the fucking Mormons I've nine?
- 48:00I think the Duggars aren't the Doug.
- 48:05They're not they're not Mormons like they're quiver full
- 48:08Christians I believe. Or.
- 48:11I don't fucking know what the Duggars are, but they're, you
- 48:13know, they're having that thing now where it's coming out that
- 48:15they were blessed and their daughters and shit or the
- 48:17brother was getting him some sister pussy or some shit, you
- 48:21know? So it's it's not just the
- 48:24Catholics, and it's not just religion.
- 48:26Religion isn't a prerequisite to pedophilia, obviously, because
- 48:33most of the pedophiles of today's age and time aren't
- 48:36religious. That's kind of the thing.
- 48:38They're godless, fucking dimming humans.
- 48:44Yeah, I mean that that's that's very true that I mean well
- 48:48that's another thing that has kind of watered down those you
- 48:51know the whole, I mean I had to say it, but I mean as you and I
- 48:55have seen you know kind of an hour sector of you know the
- 48:59Internet, the term pedophile gets you know labeled broadly
- 49:06across the the board. It's almost like the new, you
- 49:11know. It's it's the scarlet letter of
- 49:13our sector of the Internet. If you don't like somebody
- 49:15accusing them being a pedophile, Yeah, Yeah.
- 49:19And I. And to me, that's that's just
- 49:23about calling someone a Nazi because it's a negative that is
- 49:26almost you. Know it's on 2 fronts First off.
- 49:31Yeah, First off, it it it on 2 fronts.
- 49:34It's a very bad thing. On no.
- 49:36On the one hand that is a very serious claim to make about
- 49:40somebody and want it should only be made with an abundance of
- 49:43proof and evidence to back it up because you will fuck somebody's
- 49:47life up. And, you know, it's kind of like
- 49:51why I'm against the death penalty because if we kill
- 49:54everybody that's on death row. And there's at least one person
- 49:59that's completely innocent and that just got railroaded by the
- 50:02fucking system. Then we've committed murder,
- 50:05We've murdered an innocent fucking person, and you can't
- 50:08unmurder them. It's not as severe as that,
- 50:11because labeling them as a pedophile, it will end their
- 50:14life in different ways. But you basically fuck
- 50:17somebody's life up beyond repair, just with the label.
- 50:20And even if they're. Vindicated later and proven
- 50:26innocent. That Scarlet Letter is still
- 50:28going to fucking remain on them because they're like Michael
- 50:32Jackson motherfucker never molested a kid.
- 50:35All of the evidence has proven that.
- 50:36All of the court cases of basically fucking proven that.
- 50:40But still to this day everybody. Oh Michael Jackson, he's a Kitty
- 50:43fiddler. There's no way that man fucking
- 50:45molested kids for one. The only ones that ever accused
- 50:49him were proven to be money hungry Fucking piece of shit.
- 50:53For two if he had a molested kids with all of the fucking
- 50:57microscopes and magnifying glasses on him, we would have
- 50:59found it. Kind of like with Trump.
- 51:02Oh, Trump's a Russian agent with all of the fucking tribunals and
- 51:06committees and investigations, and not one of them found one
- 51:10piece of cooperating evidence. It wasn't a fucking opposition
- 51:14research thing ran by the fucking Clinton Foundation.
- 51:19Trump is the most vindicated fucking politician to ever
- 51:22fucking exist. He had the entire establishment
- 51:25go after him with a fine tooth comb and come back with nothing.
- 51:29Michael Jackson, one of the most prolifically, falsely accused
- 51:32pedophiles in the fucking world, had the entire establishment of
- 51:36fucking Hollywood going after him with a fine tooth comb and
- 51:40they found nothing. Zip.
- 51:42Zilch. Nada.
- 51:45So on the one hand, you've got that you're throwing an
- 51:47accusation at somebody that can perpetually fuck their life to
- 51:50an irreparable amount. On the other hand, kind of like
- 51:55you were bringing up. It's like calling somebody a
- 51:57Nazi. If you throw that word around
- 52:00and you throw that accusation everywhere, it eventually like
- 52:03you. The culturally we become numb to
- 52:06it. It becomes meaningless.
- 52:08You know, back in 2016, calling people a Nazi was kind of a
- 52:12fucking start letter. Being called a Nazi now, it's
- 52:16like, OK, Boomer, it means fucking nothing.
- 52:22Yeah. And and and that and that one
- 52:24that is, you know, and that is, I guess Nazi is kind of, that's
- 52:31one thing because you know, true, actual Nazis don't really
- 52:35exist anymore. But like, but you know but
- 52:39pedophilia and whatnot that's that's something that should not
- 52:44be trivialized and and. I mean on the flip side, I think
- 52:48that's what the left wants is they they saw how using the word
- 52:54Nazi over and over again took the teeth out of it and made it
- 52:57meaningless. And I kind of feel like they're
- 53:00kind of doing that with pedophile as well because their
- 53:04end goal is minor attractive person they they want to treat.
- 53:09Pedophilia. Just like transgenderism and all
- 53:12of this. Or we gotta be accepting of
- 53:14them. Well, yeah.
- 53:16No, The fuck we don't. Well, you know, that almost kind
- 53:20of seems to be the end, the end goal for that, for kind of the
- 53:27trans community. The more and more I watch them,
- 53:30you know, it seems to be more about like, you know about like
- 53:35they want kids at drag shows and whatnot.
- 53:38And it's like. As far as like the visual, like
- 53:44prominent trans community, I agree.
- 53:49But here's the thing, and I know this is a fucking logical
- 53:52fallacy of oh, I know I have, I know a black guy or I'm friends
- 53:57with a black guy, so I can't be racist.
- 53:59But yeah, fallacy it might be. I've known 2 trans people in
- 54:05real life, not online. Like know them person to person.
- 54:09For the record, they're female to male, so I don't know if that
- 54:12makes any fucking difference or not, other than the fact that I
- 54:14find that typically female to male trans people are typically
- 54:21usually just dike women dike lesbians, so I guess that could
- 54:27be a factor. Neither one of them are part of
- 54:30the Alphabet mafia. Neither one of them are in line
- 54:33with any of the fucking. They would be considered turfs
- 54:36by the trans movement online. I've known many, many gay
- 54:40people. Most of them have been.
- 54:42Well, I want to say most of them have been male gay people.
- 54:46But actually I've got a pretty even split throughout my life of
- 54:50fucking lesbians and gay people and by whatever.
- 54:53None of them are part of the Alphabet.
- 54:55Fucking mafia, as a matter of fact.
- 54:57As a matter of fact, one of my best friends is gay and I asked
- 55:02him what year is like. So if you go into Pride and his
- 55:05fucking response, I shit you not was fucked.
- 55:07No, I don't want to get AIDS. No.
- 55:12Well, it's it's funny they mentioned that because my Barber
- 55:16is actually is actually a a gay guy who's also a Trump supporter
- 55:22and so this, this, this past. Explains why you always look so
- 55:29gay. Had to be said that that is that
- 55:38that that might be that's getting Cliff that might be one
- 55:42of the funniest things you've you've said.
- 55:45Breaking news Sam Whitfield gets manscaped.
- 55:51Well, you know, well, once they offer a sponsorship for the
- 55:55show, you know. But, but, but let's let's be
- 56:03honest. We're nowhere.
- 56:05We're nowhere dear near that many at this point.
- 56:10You know, Vickers and I are just we're we're part of the we're
- 56:14part of the vicars. Mafia too.
- 56:16I'm not sure if you realize. That I think I saw a meme online
- 56:21somewhere that said that. But.
- 56:25Yeah, sad part is, I probably make fun of Vickers harder and
- 56:30more efficiently than any of these motherfuckers.
- 56:32So yeah, I I, yeah, I mean I'm I'm kind of like you know can
- 56:44any of them say anything funny other than always fat?
- 56:48It's like, yeah, clearly he he is.
- 56:54In my experience of the anti vicars people, they always have
- 56:57the same arguments. Your daughter's a whore.
- 56:59Your daughter's a whore. Your daughter's a whore.
- 57:02Oh wow, how original. What template are you using?
- 57:08Well, well, the. Well the the weird well the the
- 57:141:00 I've the one I was gotten when I back when I interviewed
- 57:19victors. Is that really the question that
- 57:40they're curious about? I had a few of them being like
- 57:21ask him if he if he's watched the sex tape and I'm like, hey,
- 57:28I'm not going to, I'm not going to ask him that, but like that's
- 57:33that's oddly specific that you want me to ask him that.
- 57:41Because I can answer that. Well, yeah, if you if, you if.
- 57:50You. If that's if that's the burning
- 57:52question that people have for Vickers, that you weren't man
- 57:55enough to fucking ask him, I can answer that because I was around
- 57:59there in that time. The answer is no.
- 58:02Fucking are you? What?
- 58:03Are you fucking stupid? No, of course the man didn't
- 58:06watch the fucking sex tape. I've seen screen caps of it,
- 58:10yes, because during the time when they were fucking with his
- 58:13company website and everything, people were emailing it to him
- 58:16and sending the messages of it was fucking memes made out of
- 58:19it. But you know what?
- 58:22That's why he had other people other than him.
- 58:24That we're going through to fucking get all the relevant
- 58:27fucking info is because it's not weird for somebody to else to
- 58:31fucking go through the forums with all the pictures of his
- 58:34daughter naked. And fucking find the relevant
- 58:37information. Fucking think with your bro.
- 58:39Well, you don't have a brain, but if that's the burning
- 58:42question, people were dying to fucking know from an interview.
- 58:44No, the man hasn't fucking watched it.
- 58:46Well, no. And he and he told me, he told
- 58:49me that. He told me that same thing, that
- 58:52he didn't watch. But there seems to be some
- 58:55weird, like, fan fiction about how he watched it and then he
- 59:01and then he, you know, he enjoyed it or something.
- 59:06Some type of weird fucking voyeurism or something.
- 59:09Yeah, we get off to the sex tape and Vickers had to watch it too.
- 59:15Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, go on.
- 59:19I'm like, I'm like, this isn't Literotica.
- 59:23You know what? Or whatever that form is.
- 59:26But it, you know? But if it is that that's your
- 59:29sick fantasy. That's not actually what
- 59:31happened. What happened.
- 59:33But anyway, going back to going back to gay people.
- 59:38Speaking of Speaking of faggots on the.
- 59:44Sounds like fucking cut my hair. Suck my Dick, Call me a faggot.
- 59:55What? One of the things that, one of
- 59:57the things that my gay Barber said is that's that's actually
- 1:00:01hilarious is. I asked him if he was going
- 1:00:05pride and he's like, fuck now I'm, I'm sick of, I'm sick of
- 1:00:09corporate America using my sexuality as as basically a cash
- 1:00:15cow. So I'm not right.
- 1:00:17I'm not support. I'm not supporting it at all.
- 1:00:21So. Nothing better after sucking a
- 1:00:25nice big hard cock than drinking a Pepsi.
- 1:00:30Which, you know, that's truth in marketing.
- 1:00:32Because the only person that would drink a fucking Pepsi
- 1:00:34willingly is also going to willingly put a Dick in her
- 1:00:36mouth. True truth.
- 1:00:40Well, I just, I I just find, like, I just find it really
- 1:00:44weird. Like when you when you launch
- 1:00:47Call of Duty now in June, like they're all these, you know?
- 1:00:53Are you fucking Are you fucking serious?
- 1:00:58Yeah, yeah, when I when I when I watch PROD they were like, hey,
- 1:01:03we have we have new skins that are.
- 1:01:06Like that. Don't like rainbow?
- 1:01:11You you can you can get like a rainbow colored AK-40.
- 1:01:15Seven. Oh my God.
- 1:01:22It seems like it'd be more fitting in Halo.
- 1:01:25You know the game that was fucking.
- 1:01:28That made great advancement into teabag physics.
- 1:01:31Do you remember? I think it's Halo 3, where one
- 1:01:34of the advertisements was I'm showing off the tea bagging
- 1:01:36physics where when you fucking tea bag somebody, their head
- 1:01:39would actually come up off the ground when you raised up.
- 1:01:45Yeah, well what was funny is so the the this is just the case of
- 1:01:52the Internet. I was winning.
- 1:01:54So there were people who who were, who would, who would, who
- 1:02:00would get the, you know, the rainbow colored weaponry or
- 1:02:03whatever it is. And ironically then you know.
- 1:02:07Sorry, calling you to, then calling you to the faggot you
- 1:02:11know well, while while killing each other, you know with the
- 1:02:18whole, you know. Rainbow.
- 1:02:23Dude, from the sounds of it, I need to start playing Call of
- 1:02:27Duty in June and then starting to fucking clan on there,
- 1:02:29Calling the alphabet mafia and running around kind of people
- 1:02:32down. Those shoes don't match those
- 1:02:34pants. Oh oh God oh God, that would be.
- 1:02:42Yeah, well they actually had I guess the, I guess the, I guess
- 1:02:47the admins had to like shut down a few like of the server, a few
- 1:02:52of the voice chat servers because people kept you know
- 1:02:55jobbing the the F slur slur during the month.
- 1:02:59Remember Comrades? No, he him the the That's still
- 1:03:08not as funny. That was when called as when
- 1:03:11Battlefield and ironically put like put black Nazis in
- 1:03:18multiplayer. Because you know the there were
- 1:03:22there were a ton of black Nazis in in Germany, I I guess, but
- 1:03:28whatever died. That reminds me of the Medal of
- 1:03:32Honor remake, where people got pissed off because the enemy
- 1:03:35faction was the fucking Taliban. I'm like, it's a video game
- 1:03:39based off of historical events. Altered.
- 1:03:42What the fuck is your fucking what?
- 1:03:45We played as Nazis for fucking ever in Call of Duty and in the
- 1:03:50original Medal of Honor. I I remember Medal of Honor
- 1:03:53PlayStation one being crowded about around a large protection
- 1:03:57screen TV and gunning people down as a Nazi with a fucking
- 1:04:01SKG 44. It didn't make me a Nazi, you
- 1:04:08know that didn't make me a Nazi. It was more reading mine.
- 1:04:10Confident. Did that.
- 1:04:12That's a joke. It's a joke.
- 1:04:18Well, my struggle was very real. Yeah.
- 1:04:21Yeah, I'm I'm sure. Well, well, no, it was.
- 1:04:26It was you going to art school that made you hate the Jews.
- 1:04:31More Me flunking out of art school really never invites me.
- 1:04:39I have this book that I really like called The War of Art by
- 1:04:42Steven Pressfield. Do you know him?
- 1:04:44Of course you don't. But if you've ever heard of the
- 1:04:46legend of Bagard Vance, he's the guy that wrote that.
- 1:04:49If you've ever read contemporary history books on grease, in the
- 1:04:55history of Grease, you may have ran across Price Field as well.
- 1:05:00But in that he's talking about getting over writer's block and
- 1:05:05actually how to be a writer. And one of the things that he
- 1:05:10points out he's like. Call it presumptuous, but I'll
- 1:05:13say it anyway. It was easier for Hitler to
- 1:05:16create the Nazi war machine than it was for him to stare at a
- 1:05:19blank canvas. And I think that's just a
- 1:05:22fucking profound statement, because Hitler wanted to be a
- 1:05:26painter, but it was easier for him to try to exterminate an
- 1:05:30entire race than it was for him to actually put paint on a
- 1:05:33canvas that that is, well, yeah, that that is that reminds.
- 1:05:39Me of the fucking profound that that remember that reminds me of
- 1:05:45the of the I I don't remember it was Norm McDonald who did it,
- 1:05:49although he was a, although he was a. 911 although it it was a
- 1:05:55variation of a norm drug, I think it was like, it was like.
- 1:06:01Boy, I I would, sure. I would.
- 1:06:03Sure. Hayes have been the guy who
- 1:06:05flunked Hitler out of art school.
- 1:06:09Imagine if you had just passed him how you could have, how you
- 1:06:12could just could have averted, you know a genocide of people.
- 1:06:19So and it's like. That reminds me of, I forget
- 1:06:24there was some comedian that did it.
- 1:06:26I think it was Ricky Gervais and he was talking about the Bill
- 1:06:30Clinton blowjob scandal. And he's like, that's the
- 1:06:33fucking president of the United States.
- 1:06:35If you get in an elevator and he seems a little stressed out, you
- 1:06:38suck his Dick. So here in the free world, of
- 1:06:41course, you suck his Dick. Yeah.
- 1:06:47I wish I could remember where I was from.
- 1:06:49It might have been Opie and Anthony that did that as a skit,
- 1:06:53because I also remember after during the Bush years, I think
- 1:06:57it was. They had, they set up a voice
- 1:07:00mailbox and when you called it, it would ring or it would ring
- 1:07:07and it would do. An automated answering service
- 1:07:09for the Oval Office, like the president is unavailable at this
- 1:07:12time. Press 1 if you would like to
- 1:07:14speak to an alternative. And then you hear a key tone and
- 1:07:18it rings for a little bit, and then it's just Bill Clinton.
- 1:07:20Comes on 100. You'd want me back that that is
- 1:07:26perfect. Yeah.
- 1:07:28Well, I well, I mean now with everything you know going on in
- 1:07:32the world, the Lewinsky Gate is seems you know, Tay.
- 1:07:36Quite, quite. Yeah, my, my, my, my half joke.
- 1:07:43Is I'm like you know seeing seeing Hill right now like I
- 1:07:50don't blame Bill. I don't blame Bill for having
- 1:07:53Monica, and on the side I wouldn't.
- 1:07:56I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to be in the
- 1:07:58same. I'd bang the intern too, if I
- 1:08:01would marry if I were married to Hillary.
- 1:08:04I'd bang the table with my toe, honestly.
- 1:08:09Yeah, that that just seems like a that just seems like a very,
- 1:08:14you know, nasty. I mean, you know how Chelsea
- 1:08:17Clinton was conceived, right? Where Clinton shoved that
- 1:08:21evening gown into her fucking hooch.
- 1:08:32Well, you know that that that's not only funny, that might
- 1:08:37actually be true. Because if you if you've ever
- 1:08:43seen photos of of her, of Chelsea and Built, they look
- 1:08:48nothing. They were common.
- 1:08:50She definitely takes after her mother, and that is to say she
- 1:08:54is a vacuous cunt. Oh, yeah.
- 1:08:58Oh, yeah. Well, that.
- 1:08:59Well, that's what's true. I guess they have a I guess they
- 1:09:03have a reality show now that no one, that no one watches.
- 1:09:09I didn't even know that fucking existed.
- 1:09:12What is it just Hillary Clinton saying?
- 1:09:13Drone strike them? Drone strike them.
- 1:09:18It's my. Turn.
- 1:09:19Damn it. Get out of the way, Grandpa.
- 1:09:24It's my turn. No, even even even worse than
- 1:09:29that it's reality show where where she and Chelsea interview
- 1:09:36women because that's empowering but but the catch phrase is, but
- 1:09:41the catch is it's other sort of it's other celebrity women.
- 1:09:45So, you know, they're not going after, they're not, like
- 1:09:49appealing to, you know, school teachers or nurses or saying,
- 1:09:53no, they're talking to Beyoncé and to Jlo and, you know, other
- 1:09:58women that we can completely relate with, right?
- 1:10:02Oh yeah, because what? I want to know how to feed a
- 1:10:06family of four. I want to know how Beyoncé does
- 1:10:08it. Well, first I grabbed this
- 1:10:10silver platter and there's a bell on it and I ring that.
- 1:10:13And then Jorge, my fucking Puerto Rican, will come in and
- 1:10:17he will ask us what we want and go and fucking strangle to check
- 1:10:20it out in the yard and fucking roast it for us.
- 1:10:23Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then Hillary Clinton's,
- 1:10:28like, really? I fed my family by taking it out
- 1:10:30of the fucking mouths of fucking earthquake survivors and fucking
- 1:10:35where was that? God damn it.
- 1:10:38I'm yeah, Haiti. I take.
- 1:10:40I feed my family by taking the food directly out of a Haitian's
- 1:10:43mouth. I've lost the thread of my joke
- 1:10:47along the way. How do you, how do you deal with
- 1:10:54with disapproving? Stuff.
- 1:10:56Well, I just. I just threaten all I just in
- 1:10:59the lives of all the women he's slept with and threatened to
- 1:11:02call their family. Yeah.
- 1:11:05I just flatten all four of the tires on their fucking SUV and
- 1:11:09tell them that their children are next.
- 1:11:16Which by the way, if you if you are young enough that you
- 1:11:20weren't around during the Clinton regime, or if you just
- 1:11:23want a really good book that kind of summarizes the horrible,
- 1:11:27horrible Clinton regime. Christopher Hitchens has a great
- 1:11:32book called No One Left A Lie To.
- 1:11:34It's Fucking Phenomenal. I fucking love Christians.
- 1:11:39I, I or or should say I loved, I I wish, I wish, I wish that man
- 1:11:44were Still alive because. Me too.
- 1:11:47I literally wept. I was drunk tonight.
- 1:11:49He died and I fucking wept. Oh God damn it.
- 1:11:56Cuz I think he died shortly thereafter.
- 1:11:57George Carlin. If I remember correctly, George
- 1:12:00Carlin died in like 2009 2010. Yeah, and then Christopher
- 1:12:06Hitchens died of like 20/10/2011.
- 1:12:10I don't. It's somewhere in that time
- 1:12:12frame, but I was fucking dog ass drunk.
- 1:12:15And then I think somebody sent me a Facebook message, like,
- 1:12:18yeah, Chris Richards is dead. And like, what?
- 1:12:21And I Googled it because you know, nobody, nobody online can
- 1:12:24tell you a lie, right? So I Googled it.
- 1:12:27And yeah, the news reports referred he fucking died.
- 1:12:29Like, Oh my God, the world is much fucking colder and
- 1:12:34unintelligent Now that's how I that's how I feel about Andrew
- 1:12:41Breitbart too. And yeah, yes, kids, you know,
- 1:12:46there actually was a guy named and Andrew Bart Bart that
- 1:12:50wasn't, that was another, you know, death act that was like
- 1:12:54the first, I don't want to say celebrity death because he
- 1:12:58wasn't like a somebody in the way, you know, most people think
- 1:13:02about. But he was a public figure.
- 1:13:03That was, that was the first. That was like the first public
- 1:13:06death that really, you know, hit me hard.
- 1:13:11Because I think Carlin would be it for me.
- 1:13:14Like most, most of my ideological views came from
- 1:13:20comedians. So like Bill Hicks, fucking
- 1:13:24George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison.
- 1:13:29Like comedy was where I got most of my fucking political
- 1:13:32leanings. And it shows probably, but same
- 1:13:37here actually. You know it's a it's a powerful
- 1:13:43it's it still is powerful medium when it's allowed to exist.
- 1:13:49Now forget who has the quote. I want to say that it's Mel
- 1:13:53Brooks, but it might not be. It might have been a Carlin, it
- 1:13:56might have been someone else. But someone had this amazing
- 1:13:59quote and if you apply it to modern day politics, it's really
- 1:14:02telling. If you want to know who is
- 1:14:05actually in charge of a system, find out who you cannot mock.
- 1:14:10If you can't make fun of them, they're the ones actually in
- 1:14:12fucking charge, I believe. I believe that's.
- 1:14:16I believe that that's Carlin. Which it sounds like a
- 1:14:20Carlinism. Which means that Oh my God,
- 1:14:24fucking trannies. And you know, people are are in
- 1:14:31charge. Well, map Clinton, It's pretty
- 1:14:33much a direct correlation. So what?
- 1:14:37Which, you know, we're Speaking of the the whole purpose of the
- 1:14:44the the title for the show is, you know, election predictions
- 1:14:49for 20, you know, for this upcoming primary.
- 1:14:52But I'm not honest. I've been so shitty with
- 1:14:55election predictions the last couple times that I'm just kind
- 1:15:00of like, yeah, I don't really know.
- 1:15:03I don't really know if I can predict anything because my,
- 1:15:05I'm, I'm over. I'm over two at this point.
- 1:15:11So, well, especially after the 2020 elections, there there's a
- 1:15:16difference between predicting and then predicting what's
- 1:15:19actually going to happen. Because the 2020 election should
- 1:15:23have been trumped by a landslide, and I would wager
- 1:15:26that it was trumped by a landslide.
- 1:15:29Yeah, sorry, sorry. You too.
- 1:15:30Fuck off. But there's no we're on.
- 1:15:34We're on Odyssey too, so. OK.
- 1:15:38There's no fucking way you can tell me that 2020, which is all
- 1:15:41fucking above board. That being said, by predictions
- 1:15:44for the midterms, what should happen is a complete and utter
- 1:15:50fucking annihilation of the Democratic Party.
- 1:15:53I'm predicting 55 seats in the Senate and like 250 plus seats
- 1:15:59in Congress. By the time it's all said and
- 1:16:01done, I'm predicting a complete red fucking wedding.
- 1:16:06Right Republican across the board.
- 1:16:08They're going to sweep the Senate.
- 1:16:09They're going to sweep the House.
- 1:16:10They're going to sweep the state legislatures, the governorships.
- 1:16:14I think that America is finally so sick and fucking tired that
- 1:16:19they just want to fucking what was his name?
- 1:16:24Michael Moore. Michael Moore?
- 1:16:28The quote about he made about Trump?
- 1:16:29Where? The factory workers, and sure,
- 1:16:32they're just so fed up that they're they're Trump is a hand
- 1:16:34grenade that they're going to throw into the system to blow it
- 1:16:36up. And I think we've reached
- 1:16:38another point where America is going to vote with a hand
- 1:16:42grenade. They're just about fuck it.
- 1:16:44You know what? I don't like Trump or I don't
- 1:16:46like the Santas. I don't like the Republicans.
- 1:16:48But you know who else doesn't like those?
- 1:16:51The people that are fucking me over and making me pay $10 a
- 1:16:54gallon for gas. So.
- 1:16:57Predictably, I would say that we're in for an absolute fucking
- 1:17:00massacre of the left. Realistically, I think the
- 1:17:06Democrats are scared enough now and they have enough eyes on
- 1:17:10them and they they they have to know at this point that if they
- 1:17:14try 2020 again, with all of the eyes on it and everything like
- 1:17:19that, and with them losing control of Twitter right before
- 1:17:22the fucking election, which has got to be fucking.
- 1:17:26Devastating for them. They have to know that if they
- 1:17:32fuck around like that again on midterms, we're just going to
- 1:17:37civil War. Like if they do the Big F word
- 1:17:43on this midterm election with all the eyes on it, it's going
- 1:17:48to be caught. It's going to be pointed out.
- 1:17:49They can't completely control Twitter now.
- 1:17:53So people are going to be able to fucking talk about it.
- 1:17:55People are going to be able to tweet about it.
- 1:17:58It's going to be right out in the fucking open.
- 1:18:00They will be found out. So either it's either they're
- 1:18:05going to fucking pull their hand back to a safe level and the
- 1:18:10Republicans are going to sweep, or the Republicans are going to
- 1:18:14sweep and they're going to try to cheat them out of it and
- 1:18:18we're going to civil war. Well, I I I will, I will say
- 1:18:23this, I think I agree with you that a red wave should happen.
- 1:18:28I I think, I think realistically what's going to happen.
- 1:18:31I think it's, I think it's largely going to depend state by
- 1:18:36state and what the and what the people who run the ballot boxes
- 1:18:42actually do. I know, I know that.
- 1:18:45Like for instance in Miami, you know, here where I am in
- 1:18:50Florida, all there, to be fair, it's fucking Miami.
- 1:18:53So it, you know, it doesn't surprise me.
- 1:18:55But they've already caught multiple people trying to
- 1:18:59sabotage ballot boxes in, like, Miami.
- 1:19:04Yeah, and I can't remember specifically somebody not in our
- 1:19:10sphere of the Internet. Somebody I know in real life
- 1:19:12sent me a link. Wasn't there an election
- 1:19:16supervisor? Whatever.
- 1:19:17In Minnesota? They got removed from the board
- 1:19:21because they sent. They were trying to prove that
- 1:19:25their mail in ballot system could be used for fraud.
- 1:19:29So they sent a bunch of absentee military ballots for people that
- 1:19:32didn't exist to someone's house. I I want to say I saw that in
- 1:19:37the fucking news and I. I lightly read up on it and it's
- 1:19:43like, that's pretty fucking ballsy.
- 1:19:45That's a ballsy way to prove your point, but it definitely
- 1:19:48proved the point. I also saw something that like
- 1:19:53that in the in California they they had.
- 1:20:04A homosexual man was beaten with a hammer.
- 1:20:10Well, no that that that. Well, no.
- 1:20:13Well, no, that, well, no, just the small that actually did not
- 1:20:17happen. But no, in in California they
- 1:20:21were they were sending, they were sending ballots to people
- 1:20:24who had moved out of state to to vote in the election.
- 1:20:34Yeah, that that would be a fucking problem.
- 1:20:38So it was like people, especially if they're,
- 1:20:40especially if they're mailing them to people that have moved
- 1:20:42from California to Arizona. Because right now Arizona has
- 1:20:46lit the fuck up for the Big F Word after 2020.
- 1:20:53There's a lot of eyes on those states that got fucked up,
- 1:20:58Arizona being a fucking hotbed of it.
- 1:21:01Well, and I I I can tell the the the state to.
- 1:21:07The state really watched this election.
- 1:21:08At least that I'll be watching with great interest is is
- 1:21:11Pennsylvania. Because that John Fedeman guy?
- 1:21:16There's no way he should win. Oh yeah, Lefty lean.
- 1:21:23Yeah, well. Then.
- 1:21:27The guy. The guy who Literally who who?
- 1:21:31Troopy, I'm sorry, I'm being very fucking drilled a stroke
- 1:21:38victim. Well well you laughed but that
- 1:21:44but that stroke victim actually be I think he like he beat up he
- 1:21:49beat up a copper something I I know I know it's no Ralph
- 1:21:53November but for the you know for the sake of this show I
- 1:21:58guess. I guess he and Ethan Ralph have
- 1:22:01in common where they both be a police, where they both be a
- 1:22:06police officer or assaulted or assaulted an officer.
- 1:22:11But unlike Ethan Ralph, this guy was somehow, you know, smart
- 1:22:17enough to somehow weasel his way out of a charge.
- 1:22:20So that's why he's able to, you know, get on the ballot.
- 1:22:25I guess So, yeah, I may. You may be a stroke victim, but
- 1:22:28you're still smarter than a pig. I don't know anything about
- 1:22:33these people, so I have no comment.
- 1:22:36So, but but the the only reason I bring that up is because as
- 1:22:43much as I like to believe that he won't get elected in
- 1:22:47Pennsylvania, I also know that Pennsylvania is very far to the
- 1:22:51left and. Yeah, who knows.
- 1:22:58But then again, they did go red for Trump in 16.
- 1:23:02So. Hopefully.
- 1:23:05Oh no. I've been seeing.
- 1:23:08I've been seeing some rumblings that the polling looks pretty
- 1:23:10good for Oz in that race. Unless there's fuckery afoot,
- 1:23:13which of course there's fuckery afoot.
- 1:23:15A goddamn stroke victim is fucking a competitor in that
- 1:23:19fucking race. Of course, there's fuckery
- 1:23:21afoot. Well, not not.
- 1:23:25No, it's mentioned. I guess Oprah endorsed.
- 1:23:28The stroke do you get a left-handed glove?
- 1:23:34You get a left-handed glove. Well.
- 1:23:38Well and and and people making like a people making like a big
- 1:23:44deal out of that because I guess you know they people are like
- 1:23:49ooh, you know that's big deal because.
- 1:23:52Oprah's the reason why Dr. Oz is famous and it's like, OK, the
- 1:23:56only people that they care about Oprah are housewife are
- 1:24:01basically housewives and the and the left's killed off housewives
- 1:24:06by saying that it's not allowed anymore.
- 1:24:10So I beg to differ. The people that got free fucking
- 1:24:13cars from Oprah probably give a shit too.
- 1:24:17Give us more free shit. Well, well, yeah.
- 1:24:20Well, yeah, that that. Well, yeah, those those people
- 1:24:23too. But I mean, let's be honest,
- 1:24:25those people are probably were probably plants in the audience
- 1:24:28anyway. I think they might, most likely.
- 1:24:31I think they might have worked for Oprah.
- 1:24:34Nothing really surprised me, so, but yeah, no, I Oprah was kind
- 1:24:41of the YouTuber before. The YouTuber thing was a thing.
- 1:24:45She basically got most of her fame, but she was like Mr. Beast
- 1:24:49before Mr. Beast. Her entire worth was just giving
- 1:24:54people free shit to pay attention to her.
- 1:24:57Yeah, What? And I didn't even know like,
- 1:25:00originally. Like, why?
- 1:25:02She's like where she got all that money from initially.
- 1:25:08But I I don't either. She was already famous when I
- 1:25:11was fucking old enough to fucking recognize Oprah, so I
- 1:25:15don't fucking know. Yeah.
- 1:25:18So it's it's, it's it's weird. So yeah, I don't know.
- 1:25:26I don't know what Vickers had in mind.
- 1:25:29He was. He he was saying that we're I
- 1:25:33guess we're going to do a show on Thursday about the post
- 1:25:36election results. So I'm like, yeah, I suggested
- 1:25:41the theme because I'm like, so we right after what is supposed
- 1:25:44to be a historic fucking blowout and I want to mine some salt.
- 1:25:49So basically my plan to go in is to just fucking take the
- 1:25:53absolute piss out of all the people that are indominantly
- 1:25:57going to be crying their eyes. And I don't really care which
- 1:26:01side that is, honestly. But I really hope it's the left.
- 1:26:07I hope the fucking map is blood red Tuesday night I.
- 1:26:11I hope so too. And and to and I mean it's it's
- 1:26:16hard to do. I mean it's hard to do
- 1:26:18predictions. But one thing I'm going to do is
- 1:26:20on Tuesday night. I'm not sure what time yet, but
- 1:26:24I'm going to figure out how to get a map up on here so that we
- 1:26:29can watch. So I can watch this shit on?
- 1:26:33Are you doing an election stream?
- 1:26:35Yeah. I mean, fuck yeah.
- 1:26:40You're welcome to come on. I'm not sure I'm so down for
- 1:26:43that. I gotta figure out a way to fuck
- 1:26:45it. I've actually set up my little
- 1:26:47fucking netbook for that so I can browse some fucking salt
- 1:26:50while we're screaming. Yeah, I'm not sure when people,
- 1:26:55I'm not sure. Like when they actually start
- 1:26:59counting the results that I still have to look up, but
- 1:27:03because I know, I think it's 8:00 PM in the specific time
- 1:27:07zone, so it'll be 8:00 PM Eastern Standard for all of
- 1:27:10those and then 8:00 PM Central Standard for all of those and so
- 1:27:14on and so forth. So it would be 9:00 PM Eastern,
- 1:27:178:00 PM Yard Central, And yeah, if you're planning on doing
- 1:27:25that, I would say you could probably safely start around
- 1:27:287:38 PM your time. It depends on what you're going
- 1:27:34for. Like do you want to do you want
- 1:27:36to roll into it? Are you planning on doing an
- 1:27:38extra long fucking stream? Because in that case you'd start
- 1:27:43probably 7 and then you have an hour before the polls close.
- 1:27:47But it, well, probably. Probably like around 7:30 or
- 1:27:53something like that. So, but I've got a bottle of
- 1:27:56whiskey and everything and I I should be able to box out the
- 1:27:59time because that's going to go late.
- 1:28:01I hope you realize that election nights going to go late as fuck,
- 1:28:05like it's gonna be 3:00 AM before they get those super
- 1:28:07secret ballots that show up. Oh yeah, well, I I well, I know
- 1:28:12that. I hope.
- 1:28:12Well, it's similar. We're going to have to we're
- 1:28:16going to have to kill. I'm not sure if I can stay up
- 1:28:18till well. Yeah, I say that.
- 1:28:20But then I stayed up till 3:00 last night playing Cyberpunk.
- 1:28:28So yeah, I haven't finished Cyberpunk.
- 1:28:31I haven't played it for months. I've got it on Xbox One though,
- 1:28:35so I don't even think I get the new updates.
- 1:28:39It's then. It's not broken anymore, if you
- 1:28:44can. So that's good.
- 1:28:47I mean, I enjoyed it when I played it, which I I only first
- 1:28:51played it on Xbox One like back in June.
- 1:28:56Ish. I want to say July.
- 1:28:59So it's been a little bit here lately.
- 1:29:01I've been playing, dude, fucking Xbox fucked me up.
- 1:29:05They put the Balders Gate games one and two and the piece of
- 1:29:10shit fucking DLC in between them in a bundle on sale for 10
- 1:29:15bucks. So for the past three days I
- 1:29:17have 8 slept and breathed fucking Balders Gate.
- 1:29:22I'm just roaming around with my fucking dwarfing fighter thief
- 1:29:25fucking wrecking the fucking place.
- 1:29:28I've been, yeah, I've I've, I've basically been.
- 1:29:33I've basically been mainlining Cyberpunk for the for the past
- 1:29:39like week or so. Just because you know if
- 1:29:44everyone's watching the the show right now which which by the way
- 1:29:50you you mentioned something on Twitter that you think that
- 1:29:54Johnny Silveranda is a communist.
- 1:29:56I don't necessarily seem as being a communist.
- 1:29:59I think more as like as basically like a libertarian's
- 1:30:02wet dream, which is fuck the Satan's and fuck, he's like the
- 1:30:07crazy libertarian. That would like vote for Ron
- 1:30:11Paul or so or something like that Maybe I again, I haven't
- 1:30:16finished the game. I don't have a whole lot of
- 1:30:18knowledge of the cyberpunk setting or characters like I I'm
- 1:30:25more high fantasy man. Like I my knowledge for geek
- 1:30:28shit like that and pen and paper is like D&D Forgotten Realms.
- 1:30:35So everything AD&D up to D&D 3.5 I know quite a bit about, know
- 1:30:40quite a bit about Pathfinder and the Forgotten Realms and.
- 1:30:43Yeah, I don't. I don't know the pen and pay.
- 1:30:48I will. Well, let me rephrase this.
- 1:30:51I didn't know much about cyberpunk as pen and paper up
- 1:30:55until up until I I was like, hey Akama, do you know much?
- 1:31:02Do you know much about? Cyberpunk. 4-4 hours.
- 1:31:09I was just like 12 hours later he finally fucking took a
- 1:31:12breath. Yeah.
- 1:31:16Yeah. And then, yeah.
- 1:31:18And well, yeah and yeah, that and that was just on the
- 1:31:22Japanese part of of cyberpunk. And I'm And then I said, wow.
- 1:31:27And you wonder why anus calls you a weeb?
- 1:31:35Yeah, no, I I like. I like steam punk.
- 1:31:38I like cyberpunk, I like that retrofuturism setting, and I'm a
- 1:31:43fucking huge Fallout fan. Everything right?
- 1:31:46But my particular preferred brand of fantasy has always been
- 1:31:51the high fantasy, specifically in D&D 3.03.5.
- 1:31:56Because it has, OK. I don't know how much you know
- 1:32:01about like D&D type shit, but in D and D1 of my favorite classes
- 1:32:06to play is a druid, which is typically a tree hugger.
- 1:32:10Unless you're me and you're an asshole that figures out how to
- 1:32:13break the fucking game. But part of the reason I like
- 1:32:17the druid is because they have some of the best fucking spells
- 1:32:20ever, and one of the spells that you can get in roll set 3.0 and
- 1:32:263.5. It's called Swamp Lung.
- 1:32:30Let me describe to you how badass a fucking druid is.
- 1:32:34The smell Swamp lung basically allows a druid to teleport bog
- 1:32:40water, mud, sticks, fish and bugs and whatever you would find
- 1:32:45in a swamp. You just go out to a swamp and
- 1:32:47you scoop the bottom with a bucket.
- 1:32:50They basically teleport that directly into the target's lungs
- 1:32:55so that they fucking drown on bog water and sticks and fish
- 1:33:01and it's fucking badass. I love shit like that.
- 1:33:06I love the D&D setting. I love fucking Forgotten Realms
- 1:33:10where underneath every rock is some fucking plan.
- 1:33:13Your evil. I'm not.
- 1:33:16I've I've always fucking loved the setting.
- 1:33:18I rather than know people's political ideologies normally.
- 1:33:23What I'll ask him is what's your fucking D&D alignment?
- 1:33:27Because I'm Chaotic Neutral fucking forever.
- 1:33:30I will always be chaotic neutral.
- 1:33:32It's the best fucking alignment and I will fight anybody on
- 1:33:35that. And Chaotic neutral.
- 1:33:40You would probably be somewhere in the chaotic alignment because
- 1:33:43you're it's the kind of libertarian type class.
- 1:33:47Yeah, but I've. Definitely been called.
- 1:33:51I've definitely been called the Chaotic neutral before, so I
- 1:33:56would see you probably as, yeah, Chaotic Neutral or maybe Chaotic
- 1:34:00Good, but it's. I don't know, I fuck, I fucking
- 1:34:04love shit like that. That's that's my nerd area of
- 1:34:07expertise. I fucking making yourself have
- 1:34:11100% fire immunity and then walking into a fucking village
- 1:34:15of Cobalts and dropping a fireball at your feet will never
- 1:34:18not be fucking awesome. That's metal as fuck.
- 1:34:22My dream vehicle is a fucking Astro van with a wizard on the
- 1:34:25fucking side of it slaying a dragon.
- 1:34:27Just fucking. That that, so, so basically
- 1:34:36you're you're the crazy, you're the crazy mad scientist guy from
- 1:34:42Archer, basically, Who has that? Oh yeah.
- 1:34:45I'm, I'm fucking Krieger, man. Minus the wife.
- 1:34:48Who I'm I'm Krieger. I'm just like roll for
- 1:34:51initiative dip ships. Yeah.
- 1:34:54Your authority is not recognized in fork kick ass.
- 1:35:00You know, I I am. I'm surprised that is The One
- 1:35:03Show that's been on forever. And it still is good.
- 1:35:09Still good. That's because it has H John
- 1:35:13Benjamin in it. And H John Benjamin Scott's gift
- 1:35:15of mankind. He's the Ryan Reynolds of
- 1:35:17animation. Yeah, I mean, I I mean hard to
- 1:35:23hard to argue with that. It's also thank God.
- 1:35:28Thank God the showrunners, they they give zero fucks about any
- 1:35:33of the political shit that's going on because like 90% of the
- 1:35:3990% of the jokes that that they make on the show could not be
- 1:35:44made if if the show was just starting.
- 1:35:47Now. My favorite ones is what, season
- 1:35:51one, where he's with the prostitute.
- 1:35:53So he ends up with a kid, he's at the fucking Russian
- 1:35:56prostitute or whatever. And she hears the rap.
- 1:35:59She's like, I heard you put on a condom.
- 1:36:00I heard the rapper. He's like, no, that was my fun
- 1:36:02size twits. We we had a candy bar.
- 1:36:07He's like, yeah, well, sometimes I like to treat myself.
- 1:36:10She's like, yeah, well, sometimes I like to ovulate.
- 1:36:16Love that True. Yeah, that's a lot.
- 1:36:22Yeah, that that's great. I also find too, I don't know if
- 1:36:29you're like this, I'm definitely like this where I tend to like
- 1:36:32stuff that gets a bad rap because of its fan base.
- 1:36:36But I kind of avoid that because I hate the fan base of
- 1:36:39everything that I like. Just fucking part and parcel.
- 1:36:43I always hate the fan base of the shit that I like.
- 1:36:46I hate the fan base of D&DI, hate the fan base of Rick and
- 1:36:50Morty. I hate Nickelback, but I also
- 1:36:52hate the Nickelback fan base. But I'm also kind of a
- 1:36:55Nickelback fan. Fucking weird like that.
- 1:36:59It's funny, it's funny that you say that because Speaking of
- 1:37:04chaotic neutral and and like that, I destroyed R Slash Van
- 1:37:13Halen the other day because I'm a big, I'm a big Van Halen fan.
- 1:37:20But I but the van but the Van Halen fan base is always just
- 1:37:24it's it's always been horrendous and and and Eddie's and Eddie's
- 1:37:32kid Wolfgang put out, put out on album and unsurprisingly the kid
- 1:37:40is actually pretty good. I mean, yeah, Van Halen son's
- 1:37:45fucking great. Yeah.
- 1:37:47He can he can play until I I posted on Rs Van Halen that I
- 1:37:53actually that I actually like his that I actually like his
- 1:37:58album and and the the comments I got on that thread range from
- 1:38:04yeah the kid at the kid is actually good to who the fuck do
- 1:38:09you think you are. The only reason why that kid is
- 1:38:11famous is because of who his dad is and.
- 1:38:16If it weren't for his dad being who is, you know, who he was,
- 1:38:21this kid wouldn't even have been able to, you know, sign a record
- 1:38:25deal. And I and and I actually said,
- 1:38:29well, yeah, the music industry is so broken now that that part,
- 1:38:33that that part is true. But you're basically saying that
- 1:38:40you're basically hating on him because.
- 1:38:43He. Is his dad.
- 1:38:44But yeah, you're all saying that he has no distinct style other
- 1:38:48than his dad, so pick. Well, you know, nepotism in the
- 1:38:51music industry might be a thing, but without it we wouldn't get
- 1:38:54cool shit like Power Man 5000. OK, the only reason Power Man
- 1:39:005000 exists is because Rob Zombie made it big.
- 1:39:05Yeah, Power Man 5000. We also only insisted right?
- 1:39:08Two fucking albums. So.
- 1:39:10Well, the, well the. Other thing though too is, I
- 1:39:14mean there is the nepotism argument, but nepotism only goes
- 1:39:21so far like nepotism that definitely helped.
- 1:39:26Just because something is related to nepotism doesn't mean
- 1:39:31it's bad like. Like, yeah, Wolfgang might be
- 1:39:37Eddie's son, but that doesn't not make him a good musician
- 1:39:41stole. He still had to.
- 1:39:43He started to play his ass off. Especially when you consider
- 1:39:46that he like that he records all his own tracks and whatnot.
- 1:39:51And you know, I actually like the fact that he, like, didn't
- 1:39:56get any awards when he released his first album.
- 1:40:01Hey, wait, wait. I got called out this fellow
- 1:40:02with a Meadow guy. Look at this photograph.
- 1:40:06Every time I do it makes me laugh.
- 1:40:08How did these votes go? So Red, the hell is on Sammy's
- 1:40:12head. What's on?
- 1:40:21What's on my head? Well, I I I stole vicar's.
- 1:40:27Is a flat. So I was about to say, did you
- 1:40:30beat up a geriatric and steal his hat?
- 1:40:37I well, like I said, I stole. I stole.
- 1:40:43I was. I was gonna make a racist joke,
- 1:40:46and then I decided YouTube. Sam decided that this YouTube
- 1:40:50channel wasn't worth it. I.
- 1:40:59Yeah, and it wasn't even, it wasn't even that bad of a racist
- 1:41:01joke. But you know, these days with
- 1:41:04with YouTube, you just don't know.
- 1:41:07You just don't know anymore. I mean, I can't be racist.
- 1:41:12I want a covert TV to be to be very, to be very.
- 1:41:22That's not too racist. But the fact that it works and
- 1:41:25they don't is. Yeah.
- 1:41:31Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- 1:41:32And by the way, fell in, fell in.
- 1:41:33The Meadow is a chick. So yeah.
- 1:41:37Oh really? Your username brings them forth.
- 1:41:43A lot of questions with that knowledge.
- 1:41:47Yeah, yeah, she's a she's a very, she's a very interesting
- 1:41:52character I work in and her her husband.
- 1:41:57Mr. Whiskey who who, by the way is, is the guy who
- 1:42:01simultaneously freed and broke Apex Gammon's brain.
- 1:42:10I you know, I I'm not sure. Yeah.
- 1:42:15Apex. I'm not sure what's going on
- 1:42:19with them. But you know, he he's a.
- 1:42:25He's a good guy, but I think, I think sometimes the Internet
- 1:42:29depresses them or something else.
- 1:42:32Like a pet scammers. Not depressed, man.
- 1:42:34He's just the Alex Jones of our little trio.
- 1:42:36Whoa. Instead of gay frogs is Gay
- 1:42:43Frenchman, which is oxymoronic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:51I'm like, wait, they. I'm like, wait, they're
- 1:42:53straight. They're straight friends.
- 1:42:55Then those are the women. But they have must sessions too.
- 1:42:59It's kind of confusing. Sammy is Sammy is a breaker and
- 1:43:07a fixer. How am I?
- 1:43:09How am I? How am I a fixer?
- 1:43:13I mean, I I don't. I don't if you want it.
- 1:43:18If you mean fix in terms of full heights, then yeah.
- 1:43:23Look, I'm just saying if you're bringing something to Sammy to
- 1:43:25have it fixed and you've got bigger problems in a broken
- 1:43:28fucking dildo, OK? I did.
- 1:43:35I did. I didn't break.
- 1:43:36I did break a few speds though. That's not hard to do man.
- 1:43:44They got soft spots right on their forehead.
- 1:43:46You just flick them. I managed.
- 1:43:50I managed to get the I managed to get the the the Legion of
- 1:43:56Doom or whatever the anti vicar's agreement is to to to
- 1:44:04spiral, to spiral wildly about. It's not it's not hard to get
- 1:44:11them to Spurg, man. They still think that I'm Matt
- 1:44:13Sand. What?
- 1:44:17What? You mean you need to tell me
- 1:44:18that you aren't Max? And no, I'm not that bearded guy
- 1:44:23with glasses that sits in front of a Trump flag.
- 1:44:25That's who I am. I'm.
- 1:44:32I'm the goblin, the way looking motherfucker.
- 1:44:34Yeah, that's me. Who?
- 1:44:36Who does who Totally doesn't have a Southern accent, right?
- 1:44:41Yeah, I I always tell people I'm from fucking Maryland to
- 1:44:45wherever the fuck that that fuck this is from.
- 1:44:50That's where I got my Southern accent was from.
- 1:44:52Fucking Maine, where I was Freebase and fucking oysters or
- 1:44:56whatever the fuck they do. I I was.
- 1:44:59I was pegged. I always pegged you.
- 1:45:01I was being from from Kentucky, so Kentucky, what do I look
- 1:45:08like? Fried chicken kind of sore, do
- 1:45:09you? Well, I'm not saying up from
- 1:45:13Kentucky, I'm not saying up from Kentucky.
- 1:45:16I'm not saying up from Kentucky. But I have been into a lot of
- 1:45:21finger looking good. Well, well, with it.
- 1:45:25Well, with the thing like Gina saying this, I would expect that
- 1:45:28you have lots of diarrhea. So yeah, but mostly the mouth.
- 1:45:36That's my superpower. I can talk shit about anything
- 1:45:39and everything, and often do. Well yeah, I I I I told.
- 1:45:45I told Akamba that like I wouldn't that I would that I
- 1:45:50would protect him from the verbal diarrhea.
- 1:45:56I I said, I said, I said, Even so you you might want to put on
- 1:46:00this face cover so that he. Said there's a.
- 1:46:04Verbal diarrhea. Yeah, I could better wear his
- 1:46:07rubber boots when he's around me, because he's gonna be
- 1:46:10waiting and some shit. Well well that I know that all
- 1:46:18that all he needs that all you need to do is bring up Street
- 1:46:21Fighter tell you man Street Fighter 2 Championship edition
- 1:46:27on the Sega Genesis it is a be all end all Street Fighter And
- 1:46:31no I'm not just saying that because that's the only one I
- 1:46:33can beat the kids these days on OK?
- 1:46:37Wait, wait, kid, wait. Kids still play Street Fighter?
- 1:46:41Yeah, but they played the Street Fighter.
- 1:46:43It's taking bullshit and taking his garbage.
- 1:46:46Yeah, you heard me right, Mr. Vickers.
- 1:46:48Tekken. It's garbage.
- 1:46:52Tekken taken has always been garbage.
- 1:46:54Although it's still better than fucking, you know, mortal.
- 1:47:03I would say that Tekken is a little bit better than Mortal
- 1:47:06Kombat. No, no, I have to fucking press
- 1:47:10it. Sit down on that.
- 1:47:13You you can't literally split motherfuckers taint the mouth
- 1:47:16and fucking Tekken. You're you're probably just one
- 1:47:21of those people that's mad that people like me can just say
- 1:47:23back, back, high punch, uppercut your ass.
- 1:47:26Fucking victory of Scorpion, OK? It is a perfectly valid fucking
- 1:47:32strategy. Don't don't psychoanalyze, Don't
- 1:47:37psychoanalyze me like that, though.
- 1:47:41As much as I would love to say that the original Mortal Kombat
- 1:47:44on Sega Genesis is the best version, it can't be because
- 1:47:48Scorpion didn't have a screen jump until at least Mortal
- 1:47:51Kombat 3. Once they made it to where I
- 1:47:53could pull you to me up or cut you away and then screen jump
- 1:47:57over to hit you as you got up, then it was all fucking done
- 1:48:00with. That is the combo to end all
- 1:48:04fucking combos. Yeah, I know.
- 1:48:07I I I will say I actually like the I like.
- 1:48:10I actually like the older Mortal combats more than more than the
- 1:48:15new ones. I I feel like the new ones.
- 1:48:20I'm so sick of games trying to to make everything look
- 1:48:23realistic. I don't.
- 1:48:24I don't need a I don't need a super realistic looking Mortal
- 1:48:28Kombat. I really liked Mortal Kombat
- 1:48:32Deception that had the adventure mode where you played as Bo
- 1:48:35Raicho. Though with that being said, one
- 1:48:38of my favorite characters on Mortal Kombat 10 was Bo Raicho,
- 1:48:41because fucking half his moves are just getting drunk.
- 1:48:48Well. Well, that well, that sounds
- 1:48:50like someone else we we know of in the In the suck.
- 1:48:56Yeah, Mr. Vickers does tend to get drunk and then DM people,
- 1:49:00I'm aware. Oh, I I.
- 1:49:05I was going to say cog, but you know that.
- 1:49:11Well, no, actually, that that joke landed far out of those
- 1:49:15days, because cog is a weed smoker, not a.
- 1:49:18I was wrong. I haven't watched him in a
- 1:49:21couple of days. Did he ever dress up as couples
- 1:49:24like you said he was going to? I I don't.
- 1:49:28I don't. I don't know.
- 1:49:29I don't. I don't think he did.
- 1:49:31Last time I watched was when him and Dan did like a stupid chili.
- 1:49:38He said if he got a certain amount of money donated, he was
- 1:49:41going to dress up as couples. Which to be completely honest to
- 1:49:45cog, it's kind of a fucking cop out because he's already dressed
- 1:49:48up as a middle-aged dude with a fucking drug problem.
- 1:49:55Yeah, that, that's. Good now and and I and I like
- 1:49:58Cog. Whiskeys about Cog.
- 1:50:01Cog is a good. Cog is a good boy.
- 1:50:04Well, I like. I like Cog.
- 1:50:05I'm just on busted chops because I fucking do that to everybody.
- 1:50:13I I don't. I don't get the people who like
- 1:50:15ironically I guess hate him. The the the only one that I
- 1:50:22really, other than Ralph the only one who has really made me
- 1:50:25raise my eyebrow was PPP. And that's just because I, I I
- 1:50:31like at PPP and I'm like, good God, how is that?
- 1:50:38You just can't figure out how a pussy fell off with some poor
- 1:50:41woman and fucking walked around like that, right.
- 1:50:59Yeah. Right.
- 1:50:45How does a pussy even walk? Which the to answer that PPP
- 1:50:50doesn't walk. He walks.
- 1:50:54There's just like a a sad wet trombone sound.
- 1:50:58She's. It's it's not even that I'm not
- 1:51:03even. It's not even that I'm not.
- 1:51:06It's not even that. I'm more stunned by the fact
- 1:51:08that the Michelin Man had an offspring that made me I said
- 1:51:15BBB wasn't conceived, his brother's vagina fell off and
- 1:51:18fucking started calling people a cunt on the Internet.
- 1:51:23Started playing up, not just fucking music that he stole from
- 1:51:26a fucking Brit bong, OK? Well saw ppb is.
- 1:51:31Well, apparently, apparently. Well, apparently his mom's
- 1:51:37person must be Canadian too, because yeesh, that is.
- 1:51:42I've said it once, I've said it a million times.
- 1:51:44There's nothing worse than a fat, wet Canadian pussy.
- 1:51:50I mean, and if you watch any video of PPP, what is the one
- 1:51:55thing that is a constant? He has a fat, wet Canadian
- 1:51:58pussy. He's always fucking greasy as
- 1:52:01fucked and it's because he's a pussy with an SGI.
- 1:52:06The motherfucker is the physical embodiment of syphilis.
- 1:52:10That that just that just ruined that just and I set up for a for
- 1:52:18a yeah. I can't.
- 1:52:19I can't disagree with you. I was going to say the only the
- 1:52:22only fat what Canadian pussy I like is true Stratus.
- 1:52:26But that's that's going back ways now.
- 1:52:30Yeah, you're showing your age there.
- 1:52:33PPP doesn't need to buy a bra. He needs to buy like 12.
- 1:52:38Fuck. Four of them need to hold up his
- 1:52:39chins, his chin tips. Fucking take up at least four,
- 1:52:43maybe 5. Well, if they if they ever need
- 1:52:48to be, if they ever need to recast Job of the Hut in Star
- 1:52:51Wars. Now we know.
- 1:52:57Oh got Chaka. Oh got Chaka.
- 1:52:59Retard alert. Oh, oh, got Chaka.
- 1:53:06Yeah, the one thing that, the one thing I realized is if if
- 1:53:12we're going to do an election stream, I'm going to have to
- 1:53:14compete against war. For doing like that's not a
- 1:53:19competition. The only other person that I
- 1:53:23know that's doing the election stream that's going to be
- 1:53:25fucking huge as Sticks. And you're not competition for
- 1:53:29sticks because you're not. No offense.
- 1:53:31You're not in that fucking league.
- 1:53:34No. But also sticks has somehow
- 1:53:38managed to nab Sleazy P Martini for his stream.
- 1:53:43Which, if you're if they're if you and other people listening
- 1:53:47to this aren't aware of who Sleazy P Martini is, is you
- 1:53:53don't know. No, I I no, I'm, I'm, I'm
- 1:53:57ironic. I'm partially joking, but also
- 1:53:59unironically asking who So you? ZP Martini is the original band
- 1:54:05manager for Fucking Guar. He's also a member of Guar.
- 1:54:09He's also a slave of Guar. Whoa, yeah, it's kind of a
- 1:54:17fucking big deal in the unironic way.
- 1:54:21Well. Well, as in sticks is that at
- 1:54:25least sticks is better than than What's his face, Worsky?
- 1:54:33No, not not Worsky. Hell, I was going to say Worsky
- 1:54:38is even better than Razorfist. Though Razorfist is also going
- 1:54:43to be on 6 and Stream, and allegedly he's going to be doing
- 1:54:48a Razorfist offensive for election night as well.
- 1:54:52Yeah, well that well Razor Fist is also bit is also giant pussy.
- 1:54:58Because I made I made fun of the I I made I made fun of the back
- 1:55:03that he that he jerks off despite preaching not to And I
- 1:55:08was I was blocked immediately. So yeah, I forgot you have a
- 1:55:13weird fucking hate boner with razor Fist.
- 1:55:17I like Razor Fist, OK? I ironically like razor fists.
- 1:55:23No, I I no, I like them too. I don't.
- 1:55:25I wouldn't even say it's the hate boner.
- 1:55:27I just find it. I just find it funny.
- 1:55:29I I make, I make one criticism and you you block me.
- 1:55:33What's the deal that that is a fair criticism of Razor Fist?
- 1:55:38So like he does, he tends to operate in his own little echo
- 1:55:41chamber. But yeah, for that's kind of
- 1:55:45worked to his benefit because he's not nearly as big of a law
- 1:55:48cow as he probably could be if he stepped out of that echo
- 1:55:52chamber. But that's what that's that's
- 1:55:55what I like and respect about him though is he fucking fires
- 1:55:58his shots then goes on with his life.
- 1:56:00He doesn't. He doesn't drag down in the
- 1:56:03fucking mud on anything. He's just fucking.
- 1:56:06He says what he's going to say and then he fucking goes on to
- 1:56:09the next thing and. For anybody that is a
- 1:56:14potentially a law cow, that's how you fucking do it.
- 1:56:18He is the fucking textbook example of how to operate as
- 1:56:23kind of a law cow without letting it get to you, because
- 1:56:26it's just completely not even something he worries about.
- 1:56:29He just blocks people and fucking moves on.
- 1:56:31He doesn't. It never registers in his
- 1:56:34fucking ethos. And that's what I want out of a
- 1:56:38creator. I I don't want them fucking
- 1:56:40constantly bringing up the fucking drama people laughing at
- 1:56:42them or shit because I laugh at them for one.
- 1:56:45I don't want them to fucking acknowledge me, laughing at
- 1:56:48them. I just want them to fucking
- 1:56:50dance for me. Dance, monkey dance.
- 1:56:52And that's what Razor Fist does. For better or worse, Razor Fist
- 1:56:56will all the time get up and fucking dance for me.
- 1:56:59And he doesn't give a fuck what anybody says about it because
- 1:57:02he's still going to dance. Yeah, that.
- 1:57:04Yeah, that. That's that's very true.
- 1:57:07I I I just. I just find it funny that one
- 1:57:10day I'm getting retweets and likes from him because I said
- 1:57:13something nice about his Dirty Harry retrospective which which
- 1:57:18is fantastic and people should go watch, but then the very
- 1:57:22next. But then the very next day I'm
- 1:57:25blocked because I made one joke about him not quote UN quote,
- 1:57:31not jerking off. OK, what?
- 1:57:37And all I said was all I said was something along the lines,
- 1:57:40come on, we all, we all do it fess up.
- 1:57:45So I don't know. The last bit of drama I remember
- 1:57:51him being in was when the elites came out of him and that chick
- 1:57:56he was with being into a fucking fight or something.
- 1:58:00Allegedly. They're still together.
- 1:58:03I don't believe it, dude. Like big presets to doubt on
- 1:58:10them actually still being a thing.
- 1:58:12I think they probably just have some type of agreement to not
- 1:58:17disparage each other and just pretend like there's still a
- 1:58:20thing but not publicly type thing.
- 1:58:23I don't know. I don't know, but I don't care
- 1:58:28either that that's the great thing about just fucking
- 1:58:32watching people dance for you is that you don't have to care.
- 1:58:36It's not going to make me like or dislike his videos anymore,
- 1:58:41or less than knowing what his personal relationship statuses
- 1:58:44are because everybody knows his only true level.
- 1:58:47Be there and go. Yeah, I don't.
- 1:58:50I mean and and like I really don't even I.
- 1:58:56Other than the fact that he is, other than the fact that he is a
- 1:58:59political commentator, I I mean, I I care a little.
- 1:59:02Bit about about that. But if I if, if he didn't
- 1:59:07advertise that, I wouldn't care that much.
- 1:59:09I mean his his movie retrospectives are great.
- 1:59:13That's how I became a fan. That's how I did, too.
- 1:59:16Like his His movie and music and video game reviews and
- 1:59:21retrospectives and shit like that are great.
- 1:59:24His political commentary is while on point is sometimes one
- 1:59:29beat. Like he.
- 1:59:31Yeah, he very rarely surprises me on his takes, but it's one of
- 1:59:36those things. It's try not with the British
- 1:59:38accent thing. I don't really care what you're
- 1:59:40saying, it's how you say it. And he has some really good
- 1:59:44enunciations on how he fucking said shit.
- 1:59:46And I really like that. Yeah, that.
- 1:59:49Yeah, that's fair. So, So what you're saying is
- 1:59:53you're not a fan of Sargon Sargon on the COD, then because
- 1:59:59of the British Act? Not anymore, no.
- 2:00:03Back before the back during, like the Vidcon stuff, I was a
- 2:00:06real big fan of Sargon, of Applebee's.
- 2:00:10But then, and this isn't me, just like following Daddy Jim or
- 2:00:16anything. But after Jim took him apart,
- 2:00:18I'm just like I could never watch Sargon again.
- 2:00:21Because again, Sargon quit dancing and he got down in the
- 2:00:25fucking mud and tried to make Gamergate a fucking thing.
- 2:00:29Joe Rogan completely fucking knocked that motherfucker flat
- 2:00:34as a goddamn 2 by 4 when he went on the podcast right after bid
- 2:00:37gone. But on the other hand, he did
- 2:00:40sue the shit successfully sued the shit out of that fucking
- 2:00:43Akila bitch. So you know, I could take Sargon
- 2:00:46or leave Sargon. I don't watch him anymore,
- 2:00:49though. The thing, yeah, my thing with
- 2:00:53Sargon is, and this is kind of the case with a lot of
- 2:00:58Youtubers, some of whom I've actually known, but there tends
- 2:01:03to be a thing of like, they're good content creators, but then
- 2:01:07they start kind of, but then they kind of start to leave
- 2:01:10their own shit to the yeah, they have their own farts and kind of
- 2:01:16the thing with Sargon, even before he really took the jabs
- 2:01:20at gym and just got absolutely fucking annihilated and taking
- 2:01:23the Bart piece by piece was the liberalist or whatever when he
- 2:01:28tried to make his own political cult.
- 2:01:30I'm just like, no, that's fucking stupid.
- 2:01:32What are you doing? That's that's stupid.
- 2:01:36And that's kind of why I again, I like Razorfists.
- 2:01:39Because he stays in his lane, he drives his fucking car as fast
- 2:01:41as he can, and he doesn't give a fuck about anything.
- 2:01:44That's also why I like Nick Procada.
- 2:01:47Especially with the recent drama going on in fucking law tube
- 2:01:51where everybody fucking jumped up on rackets back.
- 2:01:55And then when the Super cats quit flowing as freely, they all
- 2:01:58immediately tried to stab him in the back for ass fats.
- 2:02:02And only someone as good as rackets could fucking come out
- 2:02:06of that unscathed like he did. And it's because he legitimately
- 2:02:11fucking knows what the fuck he's doing.
- 2:02:12Like, he actually understands what he's doing and what he
- 2:02:15needs to do. And the first and most valuable
- 2:02:19thing he ever fucking did is as soon as everybody's like, Oh
- 2:02:22yeah, law to we're this new thing, we're this new community
- 2:02:24of law to law to the best decision he ever made in his
- 2:02:28fucking life is I'm not with them.
- 2:02:31And that's what everybody should do.
- 2:02:32When a community like that starts to fucking pop up, it's
- 2:02:35be like immediately I'm not with them.
- 2:02:38Yeah, I know that. That's what That's what I'm with
- 2:02:41me and. That's happened with me and kind
- 2:02:44of the the Turning Point crowd to be to be completely,
- 2:02:50completely honest is once you know when initially when Turning
- 2:02:57Point started out as like an organization, it was they were
- 2:03:02about, they were about you know basically free speech and you
- 2:03:09know free markets basically. But then, but then once and and
- 2:03:16initially I I was kind of a lot of, well now people know this
- 2:03:21because it's kind of been put out there now.
- 2:03:24But what Charlie Kirk doesn't want a lot of people, people to
- 2:03:28know, what he'd like people to forget was that he was initially
- 2:03:31anti Trump. Whereas like I was always, I
- 2:03:37wouldn't say I was pro Trump from the beginning.
- 2:03:41But I was like, yeah, the the election's going to be
- 2:03:44interesting if this guy gets in there.
- 2:04:05And I was kind of like kind of ideal, both politically,
- 2:04:10ideologically, culturally, socially is that I am
- 2:04:14antithetical to herd mentality. And Charlie Kirk was decidedly
- 2:03:49anti Trump up until Don Junior came a column with his
- 2:03:54checkbook. Then it became, then it
- 2:03:58basically became trumping point USA, basically.
- 2:04:03And. I am a very, very strong
- 2:04:19individualist in the sense that I don't, I'm not with any group.
- 2:04:23If you start kind of getting everybody to wear fucking track
- 2:04:28suits or Reeboks, I'm fucking gone.
- 2:04:30I'm out. Yeah, I'm not going to be part
- 2:04:32of your group. I'm not part of your party.
- 2:04:34I don't have a political group that I'm allied with.
- 2:04:37I may be pushing in the same direction with this group today,
- 2:04:40but then can be completely against them tomorrow.
- 2:04:42And often I am, because I'm just whoever.
- 2:04:45I'm who I am. Well, I I I flub it up a little
- 2:04:50bit for my character when I'm my genius anus and everything.
- 2:04:55But I'm, I'm, I I am who I am. I do what I want to do, how I
- 2:05:01want to do it. And I'm very You can ask both
- 2:05:04the people that like me and the people that hate me.
- 2:05:06For better or worse, I fucking stick to my fucking guns.
- 2:05:10I'm not with them, is a very common phrase, like the fucking
- 2:05:14atheist movement. When they found religion, it was
- 2:05:16like, I'm not with them. I used to be socially left, and
- 2:05:20then they've lost it. And I was laughing at the Tea
- 2:05:22Party people, and then they started fucking dead.
- 2:05:24We're a group now. I'm like, Nope, I'm not with
- 2:05:26them. And I started getting chucked in
- 2:05:28with the Trump supporters and the fucking maggot crowd over
- 2:05:31there. I'm like, I'm not with them
- 2:05:33because I'm just, I'm a perpetual nomad.
- 2:05:35I never fucking stick around any this, this stay, and this sector
- 2:05:41of the Internet is the longest say I've ever had.
- 2:05:43And it's because I really haven't teamed up with anybody.
- 2:05:45I'm just here. As soon as people try to fucking
- 2:05:49lump me into like a fucking group, I'm probably gone.
- 2:05:52Because the first thing you're gonna hear me say is I'm not
- 2:05:54with them. Yeah, well, I.
- 2:05:57Well so it's it's it's interesting for me because
- 2:06:01because I have been in civil groups as well and the thing
- 2:06:06that I kind of realized is I know this Mason kind of a cop
- 2:06:11out. But people always like to say,
- 2:06:14oh, you know, you, you've changed, you know, in terms of
- 2:06:17XYZ and it and I always kind of feel like.
- 2:06:23Well, maybe a. Little bit with like with age
- 2:06:25and whatnot, but also I feel like a lot of groups have left
- 2:06:28me like the the Trump, the Trump movement of of 20 of 2016 is not
- 2:06:36what it is now, You know mag means something completely
- 2:06:41different than what it was when it first started and now now
- 2:06:46it's just a giant shit show, more or less.
- 2:06:52I don't know with Trump. I I didn't vote for Trump in
- 2:06:552016, but I predicted accurately that he was going to win.
- 2:07:00And for me, it came down to almost like a lesser of two
- 2:07:03evils. But I didn't see Trump as evil.
- 2:07:06I just seen he was incompetent. And then after he got into
- 2:07:09office, I started looking at his policy policy by policy and
- 2:07:13everything in the shift he was doing.
- 2:07:16And more times than not, I agreed with his policy.
- 2:07:20It's not like an overwhelming amount.
- 2:07:22I agreed with him about 60% of the time, which is a pretty high
- 2:07:26mark for a politician because all politicians are scum and
- 2:07:29none of them are your friends. George Carlin said it best.
- 2:07:32It's a big club and we ain't in it.
- 2:07:36But even before I actually started believing that Trump
- 2:07:43could actually get some shit done, I was just lump summed in
- 2:07:47oh, you're just a boot licker or you're just a Nazi and a fascist
- 2:07:50and but no, no, not really. You know, like I'm, I'm
- 2:07:55pro-choice and I'm getting lumped in with a bunch of
- 2:07:58fucking right leading people. They're like, oh, you're just a
- 2:08:01baby killer. No, I said I'm pro-choice.
- 2:08:03I never said I was pro abortion. I fucking hate abortion.
- 2:08:06Yeah, I just. I just don't think the
- 2:08:09government should be able to fucking tell you.
- 2:08:11But on the end, God damn it, abortion is very fucking
- 2:08:17complicated with me because I'm prochoice because fuck the
- 2:08:20government telling you what to do.
- 2:08:23But I'm also prolife because at some point the fetus becomes an
- 2:08:28American citizen. At least if we're talking about
- 2:08:30in America, which of course we are, because nowhere else
- 2:08:32fucking matters. So at some point the fetus, the
- 2:08:37perpetual person potential person, becomes an American
- 2:08:42citizen with constitutionally protected rights.
- 2:08:45So at some point, abortion does indeed become murder.
- 2:08:49I'm not entirely solid on where that happens.
- 2:08:54I'm not quite there with at conception, but I'm not too far
- 2:09:00off from that. I'm kind of in the first
- 2:09:05trimester, the early part of the first trimester.
- 2:09:07I tend to err on the side of where we're at medically, where
- 2:09:13we can take the baby out and it and it can be outside the womb
- 2:09:17and survive, which I believe it's 17 weeks.
- 2:09:21There's been earlier, but I think we're pretty consistently
- 2:09:23medically at between 17 and 19 weeks.
- 2:09:28So I am almost entirely prochoice for any reason
- 2:09:32whatsoever up to about 17 to 19 weeks after that point.
- 2:09:36I consider it to be a citizen. I consider killing it at that
- 2:09:40point to be murder. And again, there's a lot of
- 2:09:44nuance to it and I'm, as you can tell by the way, I'm kind of
- 2:09:48really breaking myself down here.
- 2:09:49Like I'm not fully settled on where I land on it.
- 2:09:53I'm pro-choice in the sense of fuck the government.
- 2:09:56I'm pro-life on the sense of eventually that's going to be a
- 2:09:59person and people have rights. Yeah, you.
- 2:10:04So I don't know, you kind of more or less broke down my
- 2:10:07feeling on, you know, on on the abortion thing too.
- 2:10:14The I mean, the thing that is fascinating for me, for me is a
- 2:10:19lot of people I go, well, you know, the only reason why you're
- 2:10:23pro-life is because of your of your faith.
- 2:10:25And it's like, well, my faith actually has very little to do
- 2:10:28with why I'm I think, see, I personally think that arguments
- 2:10:34on abortion based entirely on faith are fucking retarded.
- 2:10:38No, I I do. I do, too.
- 2:10:42Like if if you're basic your entire view on abortion entirely
- 2:10:48on faith, then I I think that you're taking the stupidest
- 2:10:51possible because hey, you don't have to be.
- 2:10:55It's the weakest argument out of all of them are for the pro-life
- 2:10:58side. And see, again, you don't have
- 2:11:01to because there's better arguments to be made that don't
- 2:11:04have to bring your faith into it.
- 2:11:06If you argue from faith, you're having to defend that raft from
- 2:11:09both ends. You're burning your raft at both
- 2:11:11ends because first you have to defend yourself on well, what if
- 2:11:15your faith isn't the right faith and all you know, all of that
- 2:11:18fucking gorgeous shit that you just have to fucking deal with?
- 2:11:22And then you still have to tackle some fucking idea of
- 2:11:24abortion, so you're splitting your resources when you do that.
- 2:11:29So it's just a fucking retarded stance to take.
- 2:11:32But again, you don't have to because there's better arguments
- 2:11:36outside of that. Well, and I mean what what's
- 2:11:39funny is and I mean, I don't know.
- 2:11:42Now this video is definitely going to.
- 2:11:44Now this is definitely going to get killed off of YouTube but I
- 2:11:48don't care at this point because we're like we're two hours in so
- 2:11:54who you know who cares. But I find it I find it funny
- 2:12:00that like you know I've I've always, I've always been pro
- 2:12:06vaccine up until COVID. And you know now what?
- 2:12:14Just because I just because I question the fact that they've
- 2:12:18been researching you know cancer for 50, you know for 60 years
- 2:12:25almost and we haven't been able to find a cure and yet somehow
- 2:12:29we're able to find a cure for COVID and under like four
- 2:12:33months. Oh yeah, and that that's.
- 2:12:38I'm kind of like you on that and I'm not anti bats.
- 2:12:42But the The thing is there's a huge fucking difference between
- 2:12:46anti bats, which is typically a position held by retards and
- 2:12:52porn stars. But what's the difference?
- 2:12:54Am I right? But anyway, there's a big
- 2:12:58difference between anti bats and hey, I have some fucking
- 2:13:01questions. Yeah.
- 2:13:02And as it turned out, the questions that people had were
- 2:13:06pretty fucking important, Especially since we now have all
- 2:13:09this fucking documentation and studies and proof that those
- 2:13:13vaccines were doing more harm than good.
- 2:13:16And that's. The thing I'm okay with the
- 2:13:19vaccine. When we have a vaccine that we
- 2:13:21know will work and when we know the pros outweigh the cons.
- 2:13:25Yeah, you're fucking stupid if you don't take advantage of
- 2:13:28that. That's how we advance as a
- 2:13:29civilization. We figured out what works and
- 2:13:31work works well, and we utilize it.
- 2:13:34We are adaptive. That's what human beings are.
- 2:13:38But there's also a huge difference between the polio
- 2:13:40vaccine, which has, I don't know, fucking 80 years of being
- 2:13:44fucking viable and hey, we just shipped this out in fucking four
- 2:13:49months. If if a mad scientist.
- 2:13:53This is a fallout goat test, by the way.
- 2:13:56If a mad scientist runs up to you with a fucking shringe and
- 2:13:59says, hey, I've got this, it'll cure mutation or it might kill
- 2:14:02you, are you putting that in your fucking arm?
- 2:14:06I'm not unless it gives me an extra fucking perk.
- 2:14:11Well, well, from. Well, for me what it for me?
- 2:14:14For me what it was so I. I've only gotten, I've only
- 2:14:21gotten the regular flu shot once in my life.
- 2:14:24And that was when I was like in junior high, right?
- 2:14:30And in Quinsinally, the one time I got the flu shot, I got like
- 2:14:37as sick as a dog. I don't get the flu shot every
- 2:14:41year, but I try to get it every other year.
- 2:14:44And yeah, you're going to get, you're probably going to get the
- 2:14:46flu. When you get the flu shot, that
- 2:14:48means it's working. But.
- 2:14:52Well, yeah. So what?
- 2:14:55The the thing people have to understand about vaccines is
- 2:14:58this. Vaccines are what you give your
- 2:15:01immune system to practice. Yeah, it's a skeet shoot.
- 2:15:06It's you throw in some clay doves that look like the virus
- 2:15:09that you're vaccinating for and you say pull and your immune
- 2:15:12system annihilates the motherfucker and then it knows
- 2:15:15how to shoot better. So, yeah, So what I was going to
- 2:15:18say though is in regards to the flu vaccine, So, so the one year
- 2:15:23I got the, the the flu vaccine, I got the flu, all the years
- 2:15:27I've been fine. And so I'm like, OK, I'm just
- 2:15:30not going to get get the flu vaccine, right.
- 2:15:32And so Myologic was kind of like, well, hey.
- 2:15:37This. COVID vaccine is untested.
- 2:15:42B. If I'm going to get COVID
- 2:15:45anyway. Do I really need need a.
- 2:15:49So that was I kind of had the same logic that I did with the
- 2:15:52with the flu vaccine basically. Right.
- 2:15:56And so when I, when I when I presented that argument with the
- 2:16:01with the flu vaccine, even people who were like pro flu
- 2:16:06vaccine for the most part was were like, OK, well, I don't
- 2:16:11necessarily agree with that, but I can see where you were coming
- 2:16:14from. That's cool.
- 2:16:15That's fine. It's your personal choice.
- 2:16:19Yet when I brought, when I brought up the same objections
- 2:16:23with with the COVID vaccine, all of the sudden became no, you
- 2:16:29have to get the you have to get the COVID vaccine.
- 2:16:32Otherwise, you just want grandma to die and you just want and you
- 2:16:39know you. You could, you could help, like,
- 2:16:44spread the next bubonic plague. I mean it it became and so it
- 2:16:51was like, OK, well, my response to that was, yeah, maybe so, but
- 2:16:58you want grandma to die isolated and without me getting to attend
- 2:17:02a funeral or say goodbye. Yeah, and also fuck mask Mask
- 2:17:07for fucking stupid. I don't care how many masks you
- 2:17:11fucking wear, you wear a fucking gas mask.
- 2:17:13It wasn't going to fucking help you or hurt you.
- 2:17:16Actually, it's more likely to fucking hurt and one of the most
- 2:17:20stupid. Fucking arguments that I heard
- 2:17:23in support of masks was surgeons wear masks.
- 2:17:26You know why surgeons wear masks?
- 2:17:28It doesn't have to do with them breathing.
- 2:17:31It has to do with the fact that they have their fucking hands
- 2:17:34inside your vital organs and if they have to cough or seeds,
- 2:17:37they can't cover their fucking mouth.
- 2:17:40The mask is to make sure that their mouth is covered.
- 2:17:43If they have to sneeze or cough, or if a bead of sweat fucking
- 2:17:46falls off of their fucking mouth, that's what the mask is
- 2:17:50for. Well, my well, my whole thing
- 2:17:55was. After looking after they
- 2:17:58basically admitted that the symptom that COVID was no more
- 2:18:02dangerous than the flu. My whole, my whole equation.
- 2:18:07My whole answer with the whole. You just want Grandma Grandma to
- 2:18:10die. Thing is, no, I don't want
- 2:18:13Grandma to die. But at this point, if she's 80,
- 2:18:16if she's 8, if she's 80 years old, and at that much, if she's
- 2:18:22at that much of A risk factor anyway, it might be, it might be
- 2:18:29her time to go, you know, possibly.
- 2:18:33Who's to Who's to say that? Yeah, COVID might not kill her.
- 2:18:38But a billion other things are going to very well.
- 2:18:43But Sam. But Sam, you're missing the
- 2:18:44point. We need to give amnesty to the
- 2:18:47for all the things that were done during COVID.
- 2:18:51We should be forgiving of the people that put infected people
- 2:18:54in with grandma to kill her faster.
- 2:18:56Oh yeah. We have to forgive them for
- 2:18:58locking us away in our fucking abodes and canceling
- 2:19:02Thanksgiving. Yeah, we should forgive the
- 2:19:05people that made people lose their fucking jobs and
- 2:19:07livelihood. You know, we gotta give them
- 2:19:11amnesty. That's what Grandma would have
- 2:19:13wanted. Well, no one.
- 2:19:16Yeah, I actually saw that you I it was either you or someone who
- 2:19:21we both follow like you know, tweeted that or something and my
- 2:19:25response I tweeted about it. Yeah.
- 2:19:28Well, yeah, I think you tweeted about it and and your response
- 2:19:32was like get fucked or something and I Yep, I've I've retweeted
- 2:19:38that. No, our boy Razorfest cut a
- 2:19:42fucking amazing brand about it too, and his take was exactly
- 2:19:45the same as my get fucked. Well, my own wild thing, and
- 2:19:50this is actually one of the things that got one of my videos
- 2:19:54taken down, was I was like. OKI would like to know about, I
- 2:19:59would like to know about the suicide rate during COVID,
- 2:20:02because you know there there were, there were small business
- 2:20:08owners that, you know, because of the pandemic they had to shut
- 2:20:13down and unfortunately, you know, they they lost everything
- 2:20:19and some of them took their lives and we heard that suicides
- 2:20:24were up during the pandemic. But on that note, I'm honestly
- 2:20:29surprised that during COVID we didn't have more incidents of
- 2:20:32the Killdozer as well, because like I said, there's a lot of
- 2:20:36people that fucking lost everything because of the COVID
- 2:20:39lockdowns. Yeah, no, no, there were people.
- 2:20:47Yeah, there were people who lost everything.
- 2:20:49And you know, there's still unanswered questions about.
- 2:20:56The lockdown and my response and resurface response and anyone
- 2:21:01with activity above the brain stems, all of our responses have
- 2:21:04been to get fucked. I'm not going to fucking forgive
- 2:21:07you for what you did during COVID lockdown, so I'm not going
- 2:21:10to forget what you fucking did. Get fucked.
- 2:21:13You don't get forgiveness. You you don't get to fucking
- 2:21:17wash your hands of that. I am Brad Pitt from Inglorious
- 2:21:20Basterds. You may take that mask off, but
- 2:21:24I'm going to give you something that you can't fucking take off.
- 2:21:28Carve a fucking swastika right into your fucking forehead.
- 2:21:32Metaphorically, not literally. Metaphorically.
- 2:21:36You're going to wear a swastika on your forehead for what you
- 2:21:39did. You don't get to take that
- 2:21:40uniform off now. You don't get to fuck society
- 2:21:45that hard and then fucking walk away like nothing fucking
- 2:21:48happened. That's not how that's going to
- 2:21:49happen. People need to go to jail for
- 2:21:52what they fucking did during COVID lockdowns.
- 2:21:55Yeah. Well, and then even like, even
- 2:21:58like the even the normally people who were totally for all
- 2:22:03that. Like I I have screenshots of
- 2:22:05people who, you know, I'm not talking about the normally
- 2:22:09people, I'm talking about the people in power.
- 2:22:12Normally people are the cattle. They were fucking lied to and
- 2:22:15manipulated to. I have sympathy for them, but
- 2:22:19let's face it, they're not the ones saying, oh forgive and
- 2:22:22forget. They're the ones are right.
- 2:22:24What the fuck happened to the country?
- 2:22:26Yeah, no, no. And I'm, I'm in agreement with
- 2:22:30you up to a point. The only thing I would say with
- 2:22:34that is the only thing I would say with that is there.
- 2:22:40Like there were some of my, there were some of my quote UN
- 2:22:44quote friends. Who were all up in my ass about
- 2:22:48you know, not getting the vaccine and then when the whole
- 2:22:51we need to you know, we need to you know forgive and be kind
- 2:22:56Then they kind of came to me with open arms and even with him
- 2:23:01I'm like you know, I was kind of like hey, you know, I know.
- 2:23:05I know that you did. I know that you thought what
- 2:23:08you're doing was good, but still you were an asshole.
- 2:23:10And I and I'm. At the very least, you could
- 2:23:14apologize me for your assholeish behavior.
- 2:23:19You know? And some of them have and some
- 2:23:21of them haven't. But you know, my new mic might
- 2:23:26have been a good investment. Even Vicker seems to sound
- 2:23:28pretty good. Yeah, he's probably drunk.
- 2:23:35Well, well, on on Dr. Pepper or something at the Diet Dr.
- 2:23:40Pepper. You fucking even.
- 2:23:42Oh, dot. Oh.
- 2:23:44Oh. Oh, God.
- 2:23:46No. That that's that's OK.
- 2:23:51I take it back. I take it back.
- 2:23:53Damio. Damio might actually be right.
- 2:23:57Diet Doctor Pepper. What the This man is the only
- 2:24:04reason that Diet Doctor Pepper still insists any other business
- 2:24:08venture would have failed or not for the support of one coin
- 2:24:10merchant in Northern California. It's keeping the entire Diet Dr.
- 2:24:15Pepper fucking economy going. I mean, I mean, I mean shit, I
- 2:24:22love, I fucking love regular Diet Dr. Pepper.
- 2:24:26But Diet Doctor Pepper first. Diet anything really is just
- 2:24:34nasty. Yeah, I know.
- 2:24:38I can't do diet soda. That shit gives you cancer.
- 2:24:43Well, well, that's what I keep trying to tell.
- 2:24:46That's what I keep trying to tell people.
- 2:24:49I mean, you know what? My regular soda might give me
- 2:24:52diabetes, but I just take a shot and eat more fucking cookies.
- 2:24:55Your shit gives you cancer. Good luck with that radiation.
- 2:24:59Yeah, one. What I mean, and I mean genius
- 2:25:03already has an anus for a face. So you know, I drink saving
- 2:25:10enemas. That's the only fucking drink
- 2:25:12for me. There's not.
- 2:25:15There's not too much, you know. Not much else can harm you, so
- 2:25:24only a paddle. Alex, it's brain cancer.
- 2:25:36I don't know. So it's something something got
- 2:25:34to bring me down to your. I don't know Vickers.
- 2:25:40You'll believe me. I believe me.
- 2:25:45I know you got ripped into the Internet.
- 2:25:47You know, feet first. But believe me.
- 2:25:51Stick. Stick around.
- 2:25:53You'll be. You'll be out.
- 2:25:56You'll be brain cancer. Well, thank God Vickers is safe.
- 2:26:01He's immune. That well, that that's because
- 2:26:09he's too big brained, because he doesn't have a brain at all.
- 2:26:13I'm not sure. I'm not sure somebody's fishing
- 2:26:16for a super chat. That's what that was, you
- 2:26:19fucking fence sitter. Sounds like.
- 2:26:23I don't know, maybe he's just so awesome and have super chat
- 2:26:26money. Or maybe he's broke and gonna
- 2:26:29fucking have no brain. I don't know.
- 2:26:35You fucking grifting. You grifting cripple, you son of
- 2:26:38a bitch. Listen.
- 2:26:45Listen, the Gamut Seeker kings have called me Griffin for
- 2:26:48years, and at this point, I'm not.
- 2:26:51I'm not denying denying it, OK? I the The only thing is I'm not
- 2:26:59grifting as hard on being crippled as I should.
- 2:27:03Listen people, you need to super chat.
- 2:27:06Handicap accessible prostitutes are not fucking cheap.
- 2:27:11You got to help. You got to help Sammy out.
- 2:27:14That is, that is very true. You ever get the cakes?
- 2:27:22They're like, I don't know, I've never been with a handicap
- 2:27:25before. Don't worry, my Dick has a ramp.
- 2:27:31My, my whole, my whole. My comeback, my comeback to that
- 2:27:38one says, well, I've never been. I've never been with, I've never
- 2:27:42been with a dumb benbow either. So, so, so we're even the.
- 2:27:50So consider see them. Sam has prostitutes confirmed.
- 2:28:02How How dare you, Sir. They're all they're just all
- 2:28:05polite ladies. So, so after they service you do
- 2:28:10you do the Grand Theft Auto thing and back over them with
- 2:28:13your chair to get your money back.
- 2:28:18Same facade. Beep.
- 2:28:20Beep Beep one star. Yeah, and then and then I ran
- 2:28:31away from the cops who are, like, too dumb to you know.
- 2:28:35They're always they. Always, uh, you know, driving
- 2:28:39out in circles. So meanwhile I I can just, you
- 2:28:44know, I can just. I just, I just turn, turn a
- 2:28:48corner and all of a sudden heats off me.
- 2:28:50It's great. So there you go.
- 2:28:55All you had to do was follow the damn train, Sammy.
- 2:29:00Yeah, yeah, that's that's all I had to do.
- 2:29:02I got away, Scott. Pretty so old, old ass GTA.
- 2:29:11GTA Triple Theft Auto. Can you can you even run over?
- 2:29:16See this, You know, You know, I'm my my fucking brain is
- 2:29:21working here. There was the fucking Grand
- 2:29:23Theft Auto 6 leaks, and we do know that it's taking place in
- 2:29:26Florida. Sammy, what have you done?
- 2:29:33Vice. City took place in in Florida,
- 2:29:36too. Sammy Versetti.
- 2:29:41I haven't heard that name in years.
- 2:29:46I'm not. I'm like Ray Liotta.
- 2:29:47I'm still alive. Too soon, you're not.
- 2:29:53That's not very good, fella of you.
- 2:29:55Go get your fucking shine box. Motherfucker.
- 2:30:07Oh man, people got to quit living us unattended men without
- 2:30:11Akama and fucking Apex. We're just fucking running over
- 2:30:14hookers and shit everywhere. Vicars Vicars comes in expecting
- 2:30:20a nice, you know, chat about politics.
- 2:30:24He just stumbles into the into this.
- 2:30:28Well, I mean, you can have a conversation about running over
- 2:30:31prostitutes and it still be about politics.
- 2:30:33Let's be fucking fair here. Wow.
- 2:30:37What? What's?
- 2:30:38What's be? Let's be honest, at least the
- 2:30:40ones that I, at least the ones that I like, are of legal age.
- 2:30:45I'm not. I'm not sniffing any children's.
- 2:30:49You know what? I'm not.
- 2:30:51I'm not having kids sniff my legs.
- 2:30:53And Joe Biden. The court Pope is a bad dude.
- 2:31:08Come here, little Susie. We're going to phone them up.
- 2:31:14How about the job of the pressure?
- 2:31:17It's in the, you know, the the the the thing, you know.
- 2:31:23You want to pat my leg here? Fuck me.
- 2:31:31Yeah, I was. Fighting out then.
- 2:31:33I. I will.
- 2:31:35I will give him this. There's no shortage of there's
- 2:31:39no shortage of entertaining stuff.
- 2:31:42To watch for. From him as president.
- 2:31:45It's just unfortunately, it's all just me material.
- 2:31:50It'd be funny if it was a fucking sitcom.
- 2:31:53Why do you? I didn't know that we would
- 2:31:56abandon the military base with all that equipment.
- 2:31:59Oh gosh, golly Gee. What?
- 2:32:04What? What?
- 2:32:05You need to tell me that, America.
- 2:32:06For America for the past 15 years hasn't been a sitcom.
- 2:32:11We're not actually in The Truman Show.
- 2:32:15I don't know, but good afternoon, good evening and good
- 2:32:17night. This is.
- 2:32:21You mean to know all this shit isn't a real a show for another
- 2:32:26world or something? That's not the German show, but
- 2:32:29I was talking about the movie Liar Liar, which is probably the
- 2:32:32best law movie outside of fucking My Cousin Vinny today.
- 2:32:37Talking about fucking, being people, being fucking litigious
- 2:32:40liars kicking my own ass. Do you mind?
- 2:32:45I can't remember what the fuck I was talking about with that, but
- 2:32:50I do. I do remember referencing that
- 2:32:52movie a lot today. Well, I I will.
- 2:32:54I will also say that Joe Pesci is more believable of a lawyer
- 2:33:00than Mike's Turner than Mike. Then Mike Turner.
- 2:33:04Bitch is at this at this. Point I don't know.
- 2:33:09Isn't he the one that foyed the fucking Epstein shit?
- 2:33:15Or am I thinking of a different logger that's in the politics
- 2:33:18sphere? No, no, no, that no, that That
- 2:33:21would indeed be Cernovich. Yeah, that dude is hit or mess
- 2:33:26with me because one day he'll do something really fucking
- 2:33:30awesome, and then the next day he'll open his fucking mouth and
- 2:33:33just ruin all the fucking good grace that he got from it.
- 2:33:36Yeah, well, that's how. That's how.
- 2:33:39That's how I'm with Gavin McGinnis.
- 2:33:42Gavin McGinnis will have really good points one day and then
- 2:33:46he'll he'll. He'll do the Gavin Mcinna scares
- 2:33:50the shit out of me because I can only name one fucking serial
- 2:33:54under pressure, and props to anybody that understands that
- 2:33:59fucking joke. Oh, yeah, I I, I totally, I was
- 2:34:06like, that's a little esoteric of a joke, but like, if you get
- 2:34:08it, you get it. That is that is one thing where
- 2:34:13I will say Anthony Kumia was right about about though I I
- 2:34:19remember. I remember because I subscribed
- 2:34:23to compound back when Gavin was one of the hosts over there and
- 2:34:29I and if you remember the whole the whole Proud Boys thing
- 2:34:32sorted off as a joke. And I I do.
- 2:34:36I do remember at one point and get I do remember at one point
- 2:34:39Anthony Kumia was like. You know, this might go wrong at
- 2:34:45some point. I actually think that a lot of
- 2:34:47these political movements start off as jokes and then people
- 2:34:50take it seriously and then the people that were in on the jokes
- 2:34:54start making money and they just don't know fucking know what to
- 2:34:56do with it. I mean, I can't legitimately
- 2:34:59think of any other way that a Mexican leader of the white race
- 2:35:03can come to power other than haha, this is a funny joke.
- 2:35:07Oh shit, people are buying it. What the fuck?
- 2:35:12Yeah, yeah, I know. But that's that's that's
- 2:35:15literally how I ended up on this side of the Internet was
- 2:35:21because. But there used to be the Have
- 2:35:24you ever seen the Vice Media meme on how they choose how to
- 2:35:27pick a story? He covers his eyes and throws a
- 2:35:30fucking suction cup dildo over his fucking head and it hits the
- 2:35:33wall and whatever it lands on is what they fucking write a story
- 2:35:37about. I feel like all these political
- 2:35:39groups or they just put a bunch of political bullshit on a
- 2:35:42fucking wall and they pull a dildo out of their ass and just
- 2:35:46fucking throw it at the wall and whatever it sticks on, they're
- 2:35:48like yeah, we're running on that.
- 2:35:50Our political ideology is based off looks like 3 brands of
- 2:35:56cereal while we beat the shit out of each other.
- 2:35:59Got it. And then, you know, pop a
- 2:36:02fucking pop a bad dragon out. Throw it at the wall sticks.
- 2:36:05Mexican leader of the white race.
- 2:36:06Got it. Well, I why I think, I think
- 2:36:11that like, I think the other thing is like that Medicare is
- 2:36:17right. That monetization on YouTube, I
- 2:36:21mean it was great. It was great for creators, but
- 2:36:24it ruined, it ruined YouTube. Social monetization on social
- 2:36:29media ruined our fucking culture because that's how YouTube
- 2:36:33fucking hit the drain. That's how Tiktok became a
- 2:36:37thing. Before Tiktok there was Vine and
- 2:36:40I swear to God all the good faith I have And Elon.
- 2:36:44If he brings back Vine like he's talking about or never fucking
- 2:36:48forgive him. Fuck Vine, let it die.
- 2:36:51But apparently he is talking about bringing video content to
- 2:36:54Twitter and with full monetization.
- 2:36:56So I don't know. What was Listen as well he's
- 2:37:06not, wasn't As long. As long as I can actually get
- 2:37:09verified, that's as long as verification is actually means
- 2:37:15verification instead of like, celebrity status.
- 2:37:19That's all that matters to me. To me, yeah.
- 2:37:22I mean, if Elon can make Twitter Spaces a little bit more
- 2:37:27accessible and functional. And if he can, I think he said
- 2:37:31you can get up to 49 or 50 minutes of high definition video
- 2:37:36or whatever with monetization. So if he can meld those two
- 2:37:42ideas together, he could probably compete with YouTube
- 2:37:46and Spotify at the same time. To be if I get I tried out
- 2:37:51Twitter Spaces and for whatever, right?
- 2:37:54In the end it ended up being a failed experiment, but I've
- 2:37:57really think that if you combine video with the Twitter spaces
- 2:38:01and everything like that and you actually put get people in there
- 2:38:04that know how to fucking code it properly, that would be like the
- 2:38:08ultimate podcasting setup would be Twitter Spaces plus like
- 2:38:12video. Yeah, the well and and I would
- 2:38:17pay 8 bucks to be able to fucking do that. 8 bucks a month
- 2:38:20to have a functional Twitter spaces with video to do a
- 2:38:24podcast that that's worth it. Yeah, I I I will pay.
- 2:38:30I will pay. 8 bucks a month for that as well.
- 2:38:33I I did actually subscribe to Twitter Blue for for like 2
- 2:38:40months and that was like went back when it was $5 and it was
- 2:38:45and it was okay but it wasn't $5 worth it.
- 2:38:50It said it would get rid of ads but it didn't.
- 2:38:52It only reduced ads because. Because people could still pay
- 2:38:59to boost tweets, which is essentially the same thing as I
- 2:39:02don't know. I also tweeted at Yvonne and I
- 2:39:07asked him, hypothetically, if he made it to where you could pay
- 2:39:10$8 a month to take away somebody's verified badge, I
- 2:39:13would fucking pay $8 a month for that.
- 2:39:17Oh yeah, I'm I or I'm or and then just go with me on this $8
- 2:39:23a month to put a badge on someone else's profile.
- 2:39:27Huh. Huh.
- 2:39:28You imagine all the fun we could have with.
- 2:39:30That I pay $8, A bunch of other fucking cock badge on somebody's
- 2:39:35profile, Someone in a wheelchair.
- 2:39:43Who's not? Who's not me.
- 2:39:46Yeah. Yeah, totally.
- 2:39:49It would never be you. Well, I mean, I already, I
- 2:39:57already have all the listen, I already have the mic emoji on my
- 2:40:03profile. So.
- 2:40:08Well, no. Imagine if you could pay $8 a
- 2:40:10month to put a badge on somebody.
- 2:40:13And then imagine how many of the fucking big media journalists
- 2:40:16and shit would immediately have their profile belted down with
- 2:40:20fucking badges and say like fake news or learn to code or
- 2:40:25something like that. I.
- 2:40:28I would just, I'm just thinking I would love to see, you know,
- 2:40:34an icon of a horse on a certain profile.
- 2:40:41Yeah, but Trojan already, you know, I think they already have
- 2:40:45a better icon. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
- 2:40:54But no, if Elon really wants to just make fucking buckoos of
- 2:40:57money instead of trying to work with the people that are fucking
- 2:41:00whining and complaining right now, he needs to weaponize the
- 2:41:03people that have been getting shit on for the past 10 years.
- 2:41:07But yeah, $8 a month, you can put a badge on somebody's
- 2:41:10fucking profile and they can say whatever you want.
- 2:41:13And the person that you put it on, if you know, people can
- 2:41:17sponsor your badge. So you can pay $8 a month, and
- 2:41:20then people can cosign that with their $8 a month.
- 2:41:24And then the people that have it on there can also countersign it
- 2:41:27with $8 a month. And then basically whichever one
- 2:41:30has the most money, Twitter takes in the money on both
- 2:41:34sides. But whether or not the bad shows
- 2:41:37up or not depends on which side has the most money going into it
- 2:41:39per month. You would weaponize the hey, you
- 2:41:42would monetize it. That would be a business model
- 2:41:45that would make him even richer. That's actually, there's
- 2:41:50actually a flare option for that sort of thing on Reddit of all
- 2:41:54places, so. Really.
- 2:41:58Yeah. I feel kind of dirty coming up
- 2:42:00with the idea that Redditors figured out.
- 2:42:06Which which by the way, I I don't.
- 2:42:09We mentioned it. We mentioned Internet forums
- 2:42:12earlier and someone on my Twitter Dms mentioned what
- 2:42:17Reddit and Reddit is one of. Reddit is one of those things
- 2:42:20where you know, again, the format is one of those things I
- 2:42:26don't understand, mind. It's the people who.
- 2:42:28Yeah, just say the format of Reddit is OK.
- 2:42:32It's just the people that run Reddit or not.
- 2:42:36It would have to I I think we're moving.
- 2:42:41I I think to get what I was talking about we're going to
- 2:42:44have to decentralize and defeat averse the Internet or re from I
- 2:42:49I I don't know much about the Fetaverse.
- 2:42:51I haven't looked too much into it.
- 2:42:53There's like posts and chudbuds and shit like that and I'm not
- 2:42:57entirely certain how it works, but.
- 2:43:00I think decentralizing the Internet is going to be a very
- 2:43:04important thing because in concept it would solve a lot of
- 2:43:08problems. But as Josh from the Kiwi Farms
- 2:43:12has pointed out, the big impediment to anything, even
- 2:43:17with, you know, fucking Elon buy and Twitter.
- 2:43:19And even if he makes it like the fucking best, it could be with
- 2:43:23fucking free speech and N word towers everywhere.
- 2:43:27The the big problem is always going to come back to the banks
- 2:43:31and the fucking payment processors.
- 2:43:34That is a bottleneck, and we've been trying to solve that
- 2:43:39bottleneck for like a fucking 100 years, but it's only become
- 2:43:44super relevant in like the past 10, right?
- 2:43:47We've always been trying to bust up the Fed and figure out how to
- 2:43:50fucking get around this big problem.
- 2:43:53But with like Internet and social media type shit, it's
- 2:43:56become the forefront and eventually we are going to have
- 2:44:00to solve that problem because someone like Elon Musk can make
- 2:44:05a free speech or you know, Josh Moon can make the Kiwi farms.
- 2:44:09But then there's all these different bottlenecks
- 2:44:11interconnected. Then if any of them get shut
- 2:44:14off, it just fucks it entirely. You can't support it financially
- 2:44:18if you're not allowed to have money.
- 2:44:21You can't have money at the payment processors say they just
- 2:44:23won't process the payments. You can't have money at the bank
- 2:44:25say that they won't hold your money.
- 2:44:28You can't host the website if all the fucking places that host
- 2:44:31the website say they won't host it and if one of them says that
- 2:44:35they will host it then they get the you know they get blocked by
- 2:44:39the fucking save. You know one hand washes the
- 2:44:42other and at some point or another on these bottlenecks you
- 2:44:45get fucked. And it's a very complex problem
- 2:44:49and I'm. I am a genius, but I'm not quite
- 2:44:53smart enough to figure out exactly how you solve that
- 2:44:56problem because most of the solutions I've heard, while they
- 2:44:59probably would work, are pie in the sky and they fall to one of
- 2:45:04those bottlenecks. Well, well, genius, don't you
- 2:45:08know? And this is when I hear from
- 2:45:10conservatives all the time. If you don't like it just builds
- 2:45:15your own thing, that's. Good.
- 2:45:18Like building your own when you can't take any money to fucking
- 2:45:21finance it. Or find a ISP to fucking host
- 2:45:24it. Or find a provider to fucking do
- 2:45:26the web domain. Yeah, well, that, well, that
- 2:45:29well, that's, that's the. Thing is like, that's The thing
- 2:45:33is the the unapologetic, like conservative capitalist types
- 2:45:39are. If you want to build your own,
- 2:45:43actually, if you want to build your own Internet, here's how
- 2:45:46you could do it. You would have to do it in a
- 2:45:49decentralized thing, kind of like peer-to-peer.
- 2:45:53You would have to build your own infrastructure, which is going
- 2:45:56to take a lot of initial investment.
- 2:45:58You're going to have to get your money in a way that the banks
- 2:46:01don't have a way to stop it. So you're either going with the
- 2:46:06more logistically viable crypto. Or you're literally having
- 2:46:10people send you like fucking money orders or cash or gold
- 2:46:13coins or whatever through the mail and then hoping that the
- 2:46:17government itself doesn't fuck you over there with either the
- 2:46:22sorry with either the IRS or some other fucking treasury
- 2:46:25enforcement. And then that that's basically
- 2:46:32how you do it. You'd have to make your own
- 2:46:35little island. You would have to build
- 2:46:36everything. Everything that makes the
- 2:46:38Internet work, you would have to build yourself and you would
- 2:46:40have to do it outside of the financial structure that we
- 2:46:43currently have. Well.
- 2:46:45Yeah, we we, in order to do what we were all wanting to, we would
- 2:46:49have to essentially build our own banking system, which isn't
- 2:46:52gonna happen. Yeah, and that's the problem.
- 2:46:56All these bottlenecks. Yeah, there are solutions to it,
- 2:47:00but it's all pie in the sky type shit.
- 2:47:03Because you would have to visa would have to not shut you down.
- 2:47:07The ADL would have to not get you canceled from your provider.
- 2:47:11Cloud Fair Flare or the Cloud Flare alternatives would have to
- 2:47:15provide DDoS because while your speech isn't illegal, they're
- 2:47:20totally fine with the illegal shit that gets done to take your
- 2:47:22website down circumventing that right?
- 2:47:24You know, so and that that's kind of where we're at and
- 2:47:29that's why. You know, it's as much like love
- 2:47:32to make fun of temple with the Civil War.
- 2:47:34Shit, that's kind of where we're at as a country.
- 2:47:36We've reached an immovable object.
- 2:47:40Unstoppable force. Kind of point.
- 2:47:44Well, Tim Pool made. I had to make the argument a few
- 2:47:47weeks ago, and I'm like, you might not be completely,
- 2:47:50completely wrong on this is what if we're already in this civil
- 2:47:55war? We just haven't heard any
- 2:47:56gunshots yet. Well, that wouldn't make Temple
- 2:48:01wrong. That would make him right
- 2:48:02because he says that we're not in that we're currently
- 2:48:06basically in civil war, but it's 4th generation warfare.
- 2:48:11So we're in a culture war, civil war, and I I am a proponent of
- 2:48:18that. I believe that we are absolutely
- 2:48:20in a cultural civil war. We're not shooting each other,
- 2:48:24but we're still. Like.
- 2:48:26We're still fucking killing people.
- 2:48:28We're taking away their jobs, their ability to feed their
- 2:48:31family, their ability to speak and participate, but you might
- 2:48:35as well kill someone if you unpersonal.
- 2:48:36Alex Jones? Yeah, nobody walked up to him
- 2:48:40with a fucking gun and shot him. But they basically, if if
- 2:48:43they're allowed to do, finish doing what they're doing,
- 2:48:46they've basically killed Alex Jones.
- 2:48:48Because not only can he not make money, can he not fucking.
- 2:48:52Go around and do his shit, but any money that he does make just
- 2:48:56gets taken away from him to pay people that fucking honestly
- 2:48:59shouldn't have the fucking money.
- 2:49:01Sorry if that fucking offends you.
- 2:49:02Those motherfuckers don't deserve a fucking dime and I
- 2:49:04hope that they get a single fucking penny that they choke on
- 2:49:07it. I hope they get paid exclusively
- 2:49:09and $2.00 bills and fucking steal pennies.
- 2:49:13Well, yeah. And with that whole thing too, I
- 2:49:16mean, and Vic, Exactly right. We're in a cold.
- 2:49:19We're in a Cold War right now, yeah.
- 2:49:22The whole thing about about the whole Alex Jones thing is he
- 2:49:31basically got deep platformed for something.
- 2:49:34He got deep person. Yeah, he got, he got deep.
- 2:49:39He got deep person. Not really for anything that he
- 2:49:45even said, but it was more like for something of how someone
- 2:49:49interpreted what he said. Because he he never said, he
- 2:49:56never said that. He never said that Sandy Hook
- 2:50:01was a false flag. He just said that he could see
- 2:50:07could see potentially being used as a false flag.
- 2:50:13Well, he was also saying all of this stuff as the story
- 2:50:16developed and while he was live on air and he's just getting all
- 2:50:21these fucking different reports and tapes and people calling in
- 2:50:24actually most of the fucking worst shit that they said he
- 2:50:27said wasn't him saying it was people calling into the show and
- 2:50:30saying it and it's, I don't know, the Alex Jones thing
- 2:50:35really fucking pisses me off because it was a kangaroo court
- 2:50:38scenario and it's I lost. What very little faith I had in
- 2:50:44the American legal system with that, because that should never
- 2:50:47happen. Like our Constitution should
- 2:50:49have firmly prevented that from ever getting as far as it did,
- 2:50:53let alone the fact that we're still not done with it.
- 2:50:56They there's still so much more. And Vickers like, yeah, he
- 2:50:59decides to declare bankruptcy. Alex Jones is probably one of
- 2:51:03the most hated fucking people in America right now when it comes
- 2:51:06to the establishment. What happens when he tries to
- 2:51:09declare bankruptcy and they fucking deny the bankruptcy?
- 2:51:13Right. And you can't say that that
- 2:51:15can't happen because they fucking they just ran him
- 2:51:18through a court trial where he wasn't able to defend himself.
- 2:51:21They wouldn't let him speak at his own fucking trial.
- 2:51:24They wouldn't let him face his accusers.
- 2:51:26They wouldn't give him due process.
- 2:51:28All that shit's enshrined in the constitution, the same as
- 2:51:31bankruptcy law. They completely took away his
- 2:51:36legal rights, would just fucking across the board and.
- 2:51:43I I I don't know what would fucking happen.
- 2:51:47Like there's the Bundy ranch thing where there was a huge
- 2:51:51standoff between a bunch of cattle ranchers and the American
- 2:51:54government. And then before that there was
- 2:51:56Waco, and before that there was Ruby Ridge.
- 2:51:59And there's all these points, and this is the moment like that
- 2:52:03where. What happens when he tries to
- 2:52:05declare bankruptcy after he gets fucked by the court system again
- 2:52:09and they say, no, actually you do actually have to pay the
- 2:52:13fucking GDC of France to these people.
- 2:52:17And he's like, well, I don't have the money, so I'm going to
- 2:52:18declare bankruptcy. And then they say, well
- 2:52:20actually, no, we're going to not give you your bankruptcy.
- 2:52:25It's civil, it's not criminal. To.
- 2:52:30Answer your question I mean. Like my my point is we're in
- 2:52:37clown world and shit that should be normally housed up.
- 2:52:43Operates isn't how it operates and it hasn't been for a while
- 2:52:47and Alex Jones is a pretty fucking exceptional and wild
- 2:52:52example of it. But that it's like the fucking
- 2:52:56poem from fucking Nazi Germany. First they came for the
- 2:52:58socialist and I said nothing because I wasn't a socialist and
- 2:53:01they came for the. You know, But then they came for
- 2:53:04me and there was nobody left to defend me.
- 2:53:06Alex Jones, It's the point of the spear right now.
- 2:53:10Whether you love him, hate him, agree with him or whatever, what
- 2:53:13they're doing to Alice Jones is the template for how they're
- 2:53:16going to handle everybody else that they do not like.
- 2:53:20So if we don't figure out this problem, if we don't fucking
- 2:53:23solve this fuck up, then the next person is.
- 2:53:28Just one rung down from Alex Jones and they'll climb that
- 2:53:31ladder all the way down until they're going after regular
- 2:53:33people. And we found out that they hired
- 2:53:36all these IRS agents and trained them how to use fucking guns.
- 2:53:40Who the fuck do you think that's for?
- 2:53:43What do you think they're gonna do with that?
- 2:53:46Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:53:47And now they're trying to say that that's Photoshop.
- 2:53:51And I mean it's it's gotten to the point where.
- 2:53:57Where like I used to, I used to hate Alex.
- 2:54:00Where I used to, I used to despise Alex Jones.
- 2:54:04But now? Me too.
- 2:54:05It's gotten to the point where, like, I'm actually a fan.
- 2:54:09Like the more. The more they don't want me to
- 2:54:12like them, the more. I like them.
- 2:54:15For me, it's kind of that, but it's also, I could tell you the
- 2:54:19exact point that I quit disliking Alex Jones and started
- 2:54:23actually paying attention to him.
- 2:54:25And it's that fucking gay frog story that was the point where I
- 2:54:30was like, you know what, Alex Jones is on to something because
- 2:54:33I laughed and laughed and laughed my ass off like, Oh my
- 2:54:38God, they're putting chemicals in the water to turn to frigging
- 2:54:40frogs. Gay.
- 2:54:41And this dude's fucking insane. There's no fucking way.
- 2:54:46It turns out not only was he right, but he was reading from
- 2:54:50declassified documents, actual documents is there in black and
- 2:54:55fucking white. You can look up the study, You
- 2:54:57can go look up exactly what he was looking at.
- 2:55:00It's not a secret, it's not hidden.
- 2:55:03You can find it. And while he was, while he was
- 2:55:12being. It scream about it, he wasn't
- 2:55:16wrong at all. Like it wasn't a lie he was he
- 2:55:19was hamming it up a little bit. But if you read that study that
- 2:55:22he was talking about, it was literally a company put
- 2:55:25chemicals in the water and it didn't so much turn to frogs gay
- 2:55:30as it fucked up their mating ritual to where they were trying
- 2:55:32to fuck male frogs. The male frogs got confused on
- 2:55:36what was male and female and they started fucking other male
- 2:55:38frogs. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:55:40And. And the thing of it is, is Alex
- 2:55:42even stated later on that that's what it was, Alex, I I, I want
- 2:55:48to heard Alex Jones. So I became a fan of why.
- 2:55:53When did they become a fan of his?
- 2:55:55But I I started to understand. I started to understand Alex
- 2:56:01Jones the first time he went on to show Rogan's podcast and, you
- 2:56:08know, said what? A lot of I say is for theatrics,
- 2:56:14but. But I'm also trying to inform.
- 2:56:17Yeah. And so he.
- 2:56:20And when he and when he explained the gay frogs, then
- 2:56:24he's like, yeah, I I said make the frogs gay because it's
- 2:56:28theatrical and you know it gets listeners.
- 2:56:31On it. It's almost literally what it is
- 2:56:34like. It's not.
- 2:56:34Yeah. It it, it might be a little
- 2:56:37extreme, but it is literally what fucking happened.
- 2:56:40When you read into it. It's like it's fucking insane,
- 2:56:45but it's true. And big shout out to someone.
- 2:56:49I really like Phil Lemont, who is the lead singer and founding
- 2:56:52member of a metal band called All That Remains.
- 2:56:55If you have a listen to them, they're fucking awesome.
- 2:56:57I love Phil. I love all of it remains.
- 2:57:00Yeah, and on Twitter, he's at Phil That Remains.
- 2:57:03And he's a fucking great dude. I fucking love him.
- 2:57:07But and also, if you never listen to all that remains,
- 2:57:10their album is a fall of ideals. It's a fucking masterpiece.
- 2:57:15Just listen to that fucking album.
- 2:57:17It'll change your life. It's fucking great.
- 2:57:19But anyway. One of my favorite episodes of
- 2:57:21the Temple IRL podcast was it had Phil on with Alex fucking
- 2:57:27Jones. And the entire time, every time
- 2:57:30they cut the fill, he's just like Alex Jones is always right
- 2:57:35and like that perfectly encapsulated.
- 2:57:37Hell, I feel about Alex Jones. That's exactly how I I want a
- 2:57:43tshirt, a fill with his fucking facial expression.
- 2:57:46While he's saying that, he says Alex Jones is always right.
- 2:57:51Well, what? It's like it's it's like so so
- 2:57:56my my mom she she hates she hates Alex Jones still she's
- 2:58:03like well he well he's just a he's just a fear monger he's
- 2:58:09he's just a fear peddler and and I'm like well that that might be
- 2:58:14true mom but but also look at the state of the world.
- 2:58:19World right now it's it's getting pretty it's it's getting
- 2:58:26plenty it's it's pretty bleak when you can say, yeah, he might
- 2:58:30be a fear monger. Yeah, he might be a little
- 2:58:32crazy, but he's also not wrong right now.
- 2:58:36About, you know, the guy, the homeless guy with the little
- 2:58:40placard sign that says the end is nigh seems crazy all the way
- 2:58:44up until the point you look up in the sky, the fucking meteors
- 2:58:46bearing down on you. Yep.
- 2:58:51In the band of the blind, the one I man is king.
- 2:58:53Yeah, that. Yeah.
- 2:58:55And that's that's where we're at, that's where.
- 2:58:59We're at honestly, I think it says more about the
- 2:59:02establishment media than anything else.
- 2:59:04That the fact that Alex Jones is more credible than any of the
- 2:59:08fucking established media. The fact that the man screaming
- 2:59:14and ripping his shirt off about alpha male vitality and selling
- 2:59:17fucking supplements. Is more credible than a man in a
- 2:59:22suit on the fucking news. Should scare the living shit out
- 2:59:26of fucking everybody, right, left or otherwise.
- 2:59:30Well you know, you know what I love too is like this was one of
- 2:59:36this was one of the things that always got me was they were
- 2:59:40always. I remember, I remember when when
- 2:59:42Richard Spencer, you know, was the thing and.
- 2:59:47They they they wrote like they wrote all these.
- 2:59:50They wrote all these profile pieces on how horrible you know
- 2:59:54the guy was. And yet they were the ones, you
- 2:59:59know, doing the pro punching and it was like no, well, not even
- 3:00:04punching them that the media the media was the one who created
- 3:00:07Richard Spencer. I I guarantee you if GQ hadn't,
- 3:00:14GQ wrote an article. In which they basically in in
- 3:00:19which they basically said Richard Spencer I I'm I'm
- 3:00:23paraphrasing a little bit of course but they essentially said
- 3:00:27Richard Spencer looks really fucking cool but he's still
- 3:00:31fucking bad guy and A and a Nazi and I'm and I'm sitting there
- 3:00:38and I'm thinking OK so you you just gave him a compliment you
- 3:00:43just elevate you just elevated him even though you said this
- 3:00:48guy is horrific and that's what I'm getting at too like a lot of
- 3:00:52these a lot of these socalled you know enemies that that they
- 3:00:58like to promote are people that they like to bash or people
- 3:01:02they've promoted you know all the same like.
- 3:01:05I don't think we would know who were expensive and is if he
- 3:01:09didn't get so much mainstream media attention.
- 3:01:13Yeah, and they and they they have a habit of creating their
- 3:01:15own worst enemy, like Trump with the 2016 election.
- 3:01:19Originally, Hillary Clinton's team propped him up against all
- 3:01:23of his opponents as they thought he was going to be an easy
- 3:01:25target to fucking beat. And that's what the media is
- 3:01:27doing when they create a Richard Spencer.
- 3:01:30They go look through these crowds of people that they
- 3:01:32disagree with and they find what they think is the most absurd
- 3:01:35and outlandish one. And then they spotlight them,
- 3:01:38say, see, this is what all these people are.
- 3:01:41All of these people are side shaved Nazis, white supremacists
- 3:01:44and whatever espousing this white nationalism shit.
- 3:01:48But Richard Spencer was just one dude at a crowd of 50,000, and
- 3:01:53most of that crowd did not believe anything near what he
- 3:01:56did, right One in one. Also, in regards to the whole
- 3:02:02Nazi thing, everyone was pretty much everyone pretty much
- 3:02:06ridiculed. Richard Spencer made fun of him
- 3:02:08and was like, yeah, go home faggot, you know, like, like.
- 3:02:16The the side that he was said to represent made fun of him just
- 3:02:21as hard as everybody else. The only difference is whenever
- 3:02:25he got punched in an interview, that side said, hey, that's
- 3:02:28that's fucking no, you don't do that because that was fucking
- 3:02:33bullshit. Like, I hate Richard Swinster.
- 3:02:35I have no fucking love for him at all.
- 3:02:38Shouldn't have been punched. The person who punched him
- 3:02:39should have went to jail for assault.
- 3:02:43Yeah, laws, laws and consequences are what separate
- 3:02:47us from the animals. And yes, that is a John Wick
- 3:02:50quote. And no, I'm not sorry.
- 3:02:55That's one of the best quotes from the movie, actually, So.
- 3:03:01Rules and consequences, so. No, I I have to disagree with
- 3:03:09you. The best quote is you stabbed
- 3:03:10the devil in the back and expected to walk away or or what
- 3:03:17is it? No, it's you stabbed the devil
- 3:03:18in the back and didn't expect him to come back for revenge or
- 3:03:21something. It's something along that lines.
- 3:03:24Oh yeah, I've I've. I forgot, I forgot a lot.
- 3:03:27God damn, I'm gonna watch the movies again.
- 3:03:29If I'm fucking misquoting, yeah, it's it's time.
- 3:03:34It's time for me to watch. It's time for me to do a rewatch
- 3:03:37try. I rewatch him like I hate to say
- 3:03:40it. I rewatch him like three times.
- 3:03:45Dude, I bought the trilogy on YouTube just so I could watch
- 3:03:47him on my phone. Like I'll be fucking having to
- 3:03:51wait in line somewhere and I'll be watching fucking John Wick on
- 3:03:53my phone. I swear to God I'm addicted to
- 3:03:55that fucking movie. Me.
- 3:03:58Me too, John. John Wick's an anonymous.
- 3:04:02So. Fucking can't wait for four.
- 3:04:05It's gonna be great. I'm pissed off, John.
- 3:04:07How about you? I, I, I what do I described?
- 3:04:16I'm glad Vickers is here because he'll he'll approve.
- 3:04:19It looks like he dipped out shit.
- 3:04:24I I missed him. I was.
- 3:04:26I was about ready to pay to pay the Joyman a compliment, and he
- 3:04:30missed I I was. He had to go PE maybe, maybe
- 3:04:36I'll catch maybe I'll catch the replay.
- 3:04:39I I was trying to. I was someone was like Mr.
- 3:04:44Vicker shouldn't get involved in online.
- 3:04:49He shouldn't get involved in the online, you know, in the online
- 3:04:54shit talking community. And I basically explained OK,
- 3:05:00Vickers is the Vickers is the Internet equivalent of John
- 3:05:07Wick. You don't have to like, want to,
- 3:05:10you don't know as they want to provoke him, but they did and so
- 3:05:15now he's coming for everyone but.
- 3:05:19Actually recently had a discussion with somebody that is
- 3:05:22a firm believer that he shouldn't be involved with any
- 3:05:25of the online discussions or fucking shit talking everything.
- 3:05:28I was like, you know what? That's a fair criticism of the
- 3:05:31man, and it's a criticism that I share on a lot of things.
- 3:05:36But here's the thing and here's the difference, and here's why I
- 3:05:38don't fucking tell him. You know what you need to you
- 3:05:41need to get off the Internet and quit fucking tweeting and shit.
- 3:05:45He has more of a dog in this fight than us on the sidelines,
- 3:05:51but as far as who gets to be in the arena and who doesn't, he
- 3:05:54literally has two family members that are involved in his whole
- 3:05:58family. Actually, we only get real with
- 3:06:00it. His whole family is involved in
- 3:06:02it. So the man has a dog in the
- 3:06:03fight. He's in the arena.
- 3:06:06Well, that's what that's what I'm saying, you little.
- 3:06:09If we want to go metaphorical here, he literally is John Wick
- 3:06:14in the sense that you know they. Killed a dog.
- 3:06:19Yeah. And and so, yeah, obviously,
- 3:06:26what did they think he was going to do?
- 3:06:27Just sit, you know on the side, on the sidelines and the and the
- 3:06:33thing and the thing that really the thing I think that really is
- 3:06:37that that really annoys some of them is that he can, he can
- 3:06:42trash talking shit post better than a lot of them can can.
- 3:06:47So I guess if we're doing John Wick analogies for this shit,
- 3:06:50that makes me John Lagusimo, right?
- 3:06:56I get to be Arrelio. Yeah, I I guess.
- 3:07:00John, you love this car. Can you fix it?
- 3:07:05Yeah, should have it done by Christmas 2049.
- 3:07:16Yeah, 'cause, I mean, if we're doing John Wick analogies, I can
- 3:07:22either be Arrelio, William Willem, Dafoe, I don't think I
- 3:07:27could qualify as Winston or Sharon, Sharon so.
- 3:07:33I. I would have to be Arrelio.
- 3:07:35I don't. I don't qualify as as as Sharon
- 3:07:41because I'm not black. You know, I wasn't going to
- 3:07:46bring race into it, but maybe I could.
- 3:07:53I could well, I can't, like, qualify.
- 3:07:56I I would see you more as Winston, actually, since you're
- 3:07:59the one who's kind of, I guess, helping Vicars navigate through
- 3:08:06the Internet world. I mean, if you come at it from
- 3:08:09that angle, I would either be Winston or I would be the bow
- 3:08:13reeking. I mean, I mean, you're just as
- 3:08:19jovial as, as. Winston.
- 3:08:25Yeah, Lauren's Fishburne. I was.
- 3:08:28Oh yeah, I see it. At that time with somebody,
- 3:08:33please get this man a meme. I don't know.
- 3:08:42I it's still weird to me whenever I get, I don't know,
- 3:08:48just fringe even talk about. I fucking hate talking about it,
- 3:08:51but sometimes I have to. It's it's weird.
- 3:08:53It's still weird to me whenever I get like fucking fan mail or
- 3:08:56some shit or people are like, Oh yeah, you were great or what?
- 3:09:00I don't know. As much as people love to call
- 3:09:03me a fucking clout chaser and shit like that, like I'm just.
- 3:09:07I'm a little fucking who. That's all I've ever been, all
- 3:09:11I've ever aspired to fucking be when it comes to the Internet.
- 3:09:14They don't wanna be anybody on the Internet.
- 3:09:18You know what's interesting is I used.
- 3:09:20To have the I used to want to. It wasn't an attempt that I
- 3:09:25wanted to to cloud chase so much.
- 3:09:32What do I? All I wanted to do initially was
- 3:09:34like monetize the podcast, but now, but now because it's turned
- 3:09:40into this whole thing and it's gotten so weird, I'm just happy
- 3:09:46to do the show for the sake of the show.
- 3:09:50See, I I like doing a podcast. I can't do it by myself because
- 3:09:54when I'm talking to myself I get crazy.
- 3:09:58So I'm that's why I tell you what I tell Vickers Like anytime
- 3:10:02you want me, I'm game for it, cuz I fucking.
- 3:10:05I just like the fucking podcast format.
- 3:10:08But as far as monetization, I don't.
- 3:10:11I don't like the typical monetization of shit.
- 3:10:13I like more of what the tip jar like.
- 3:10:16I don't not even like super chats.
- 3:10:19I just like here. Here's a way that you could give
- 3:10:21me money. If you feel that I've
- 3:10:24entertained you or I've earned a dollar or whatever, throw a
- 3:10:27dollar in the fucking jar, right.
- 3:10:30Yeah. I'm more of a I'm more of a
- 3:10:31busket type of performer. I don't want to fucking oh you
- 3:10:35better. You better give me some shekels
- 3:10:38or I'm not going to wear the vest.
- 3:10:39And that's just not me because I don't think I I.
- 3:10:44I've been a firm user of ad blocker and all this shit, even
- 3:10:49for people that I genuinely like and like their content.
- 3:10:52I don't do ads or anything on the like the Tim cast.
- 3:10:56I watched him cast almost every fucking night.
- 3:10:59I'll start it late just so I could skip his whole fucking
- 3:11:03grifting shit with the fucking supplements.
- 3:11:05You know, I'm saying I'm not here for that.
- 3:11:07Like, I don't know, Maybe I'm more communist and I'd like to
- 3:11:11fucking believe, but I I just. I don't know that's I'm weird on
- 3:11:17that. But I do.
- 3:11:19I would genuinely like to maybe do like a podcast or something
- 3:11:23or write A blog, but I don't want to monetize it.
- 3:11:26Then just wanna be like, you know, here's the jar.
- 3:11:28Throw me 1/4. Yeah.
- 3:11:30Or don't throw me 1/4, you know I don't Fuck you care.
- 3:11:33Yeah I've I've, I've always had. I've I've kind of always had
- 3:11:38your whole attitude about you know hey if you wanna support
- 3:11:41the show great. If not, not going to hurt my
- 3:11:47feelings either And that and that's what made I got into a
- 3:11:53beef. I got into a beef two years ago
- 3:11:58now with Mirch of Revenge of the Cyst and it was.
- 3:12:02And in hindsight it's actually the funny because he basically
- 3:12:06went through all want for all the low hanging fruit, which is
- 3:12:10essentially that I'm crippled. And he was like you'll never be
- 3:12:15at the level that I'm at because I know how to grind, you know
- 3:12:20this thing. I know how to how to monetize
- 3:12:26it. And it was, it was just like it
- 3:12:29was super douchy and super selfimporned.
- 3:12:33And I'm like, well, I do the show because I actually enjoy
- 3:12:38it, not because I'm looking for a quick cash, You know, cow.
- 3:12:44And and podcasts are trendy right now, which is why a lot of
- 3:12:48people do it. I think it's not because they
- 3:12:50enjoy the format, it's because they just want to extract as
- 3:12:54much money from it as possible. Yeah, that's kind of my general
- 3:13:05thing. I I like the podcast format
- 3:13:08because I just like conversation.
- 3:13:11That that's why I enjoy doing the podcast.
- 3:13:13Shit is it's just a conversation.
- 3:13:15And if other people want to listen to that conversation or,
- 3:13:19you know, fucking disgust or whatever, that's fine, yeah.
- 3:13:28Oh, come on, why? Why the why the Tim Pool?
- 3:13:31Hey, let me let me tell you kids about Tim Pool.
- 3:13:34The right Tim Pool is a great journalist because he's
- 3:13:39authentic and genuine. He sometimes has really fucking
- 3:13:42stupid takes, and I can't stand Ian, but Tim Pool has been
- 3:13:47genuine in his journalism since fucking Occupy Wall Street,
- 3:13:51which is where I first discovered him.
- 3:13:54I first discovered Tim Pool before Vice and everything else
- 3:13:58when he was just a dude out on the street streaming the fucking
- 3:14:03Occupy Wall Street shit. And again.
- 3:14:08He has some pretty fucking stupid tapes.
- 3:14:11Some really stupid fucking tapes.
- 3:14:13But kind of like with Tucker Carlson, who also has some
- 3:14:16really stupid fucking tapes, I at least know that they're
- 3:14:20genuine. With Tucker Carlson, I had to
- 3:14:23read that motherfucker's book to figure out he was genuine
- 3:14:25because his show was kind of all over the place.
- 3:14:29But with Tim Bull, like he's been consistently genuine and
- 3:14:33authentic from the get, here's the thing.
- 3:14:37If people, if people don't have at least some shit takes, then
- 3:14:44they're not. Then they're not authentic
- 3:14:46because they're not fucking saying anything.
- 3:14:49I don't. I don't look for people to get
- 3:14:52it right all the time. I look for people to say what's
- 3:14:54on their fucking mind and quit trying to play to an audience.
- 3:14:57Yeah, no, I have. I know, I I know I have.
- 3:15:02I know I probably have some shit takes, according.
- 3:15:05To Oh yeah, I mean you say Oh yeah, I I'm.
- 3:15:11I'm generally curious. I'm not even that.
- 3:15:13What can you name any of them? I I'd be curious.
- 3:15:18Not off the top of my head, no. We we agree on the Street
- 3:15:23Fighter question and I'm kind of drawing a blank on anything
- 3:15:26else. Well.
- 3:15:27I I well like I can I can tell you I can tell you one that got
- 3:15:31me a lot of they got me a lot of Flack from from a lot of like I
- 3:15:39I don't I I hate to I hate to say the word mainstream
- 3:15:44conservative just because it it's what even is a mainstream
- 3:15:49conservative that that seems like an oxymoron to be honest.
- 3:15:54But one of the things that I got a lot of Flack for was when I
- 3:15:59when I yelled at Charlie Couric because he was a hypocrite and
- 3:16:04and basically kicking out Brandy Love from a turning point
- 3:16:11convention because because he want he wanted to say Oh well
- 3:16:20turning point is an organization for for everyone.
- 3:16:25But accept if, accept if you're a porn star.
- 3:16:29And it's like she wasn't even. She wasn't in there as in a porn
- 3:16:33star capacity. She was just, she was just.
- 3:16:39And and I wait wait a second. Wait a second, am am I to
- 3:16:43believe that you, Sam Whitfield of The Whitfield Report went to
- 3:16:47bat for a porn star? Clutch it by Pearls.
- 3:16:52I know. I know.
- 3:16:53It's shocking, right? Well, it wasn't intention.
- 3:16:57I wanted to bat for a porn star that I guess, you know outraged
- 3:17:03people. It was.
- 3:17:04It was more the. I dare the I dared to question
- 3:17:08the great and powerful Charlie Kirk.
- 3:17:12Who was the? Hell dare you.
- 3:17:16I have to admit, that is probably a stupid fucking take.
- 3:17:18And if I knew who Charlie Kirk was, or cared to fucking know.
- 3:17:22I would probably be really offended right now.
- 3:17:27I mean, oh Oh my God, the stomach brain works.
- 3:17:31You just have to fucking go with me on this.
- 3:17:33We're going to go completely off topic for a second, but talking
- 3:17:36about porn stars made me remember this even though I
- 3:17:40tried to bleach it from my memory.
- 3:17:42Guess who has a fucking only fans now?
- 3:17:50Denise Richards? No, far worse.
- 3:17:51I. Far worse.
- 3:17:59Getting any guess? If you haven't seen it, you're
- 3:18:03never gonna fucking believe me. But I swear to God you can look
- 3:18:06it up on Twitter right now cuz they've been posting about it
- 3:18:09today. Stormy.
- 3:18:14Stormy Daniels. That doesn't surprise me at all.
- 3:18:19No fucking boogie boogie 2988 Francis.
- 3:18:28Fat boogie fucking fire warning shot in the air.
- 3:18:32That guy has a fucking only fans.
- 3:18:36That, that that doesn't surprise me either.
- 3:18:41He's calling it Boogie Nights. And he posted a topless picture
- 3:18:45selfie of him taking the, you know, the fucking weird bathroom
- 3:18:49mirror selfie where he's completely naked but he's got
- 3:18:52his waist tucked up on the fucking counter of the bathroom
- 3:18:57so you can't see his Dick. Kind of like Boogie, but yeah,
- 3:19:01he has a fucking only fans. That's.
- 3:19:05All, all I can, all I can think back to is did you ever, did you
- 3:19:10ever see the episode of Seinfeld where where George Constanza
- 3:19:18goes to get like professionally done, like portrait to pick up a
- 3:19:25chick and it winds up being like a like an erotic photo shoot?
- 3:19:31Yeah, I remember that. I can.
- 3:19:32I can see the painting in my head.
- 3:19:34It was him laying on like a fucking fur rug or something.
- 3:19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that. That's basically what I'm
- 3:19:41picturing with Boogie. But but in my in my head right
- 3:19:46right now. Yeah, I was scrolling through
- 3:19:51Twitter today, but he's talking about only fans.
- 3:19:53I was like, no fucking way. Yeah, fucking way.
- 3:19:56This motherfucker has an only fans now and he's doing it like
- 3:20:00I at first I was like, OK, haha boogie, you're doing a.
- 3:20:04Fucking shit. Take of a fucking spoof or
- 3:20:06whatever, where it's just gonna be pictures of you chugging
- 3:20:10Mountain Dew or some shit. You're right.
- 3:20:12No, he's actually doing the pornographic thing.
- 3:20:15I well, it's funny that you say that though because I I because
- 3:20:20I did tweet like a few years ago.
- 3:20:23I'm like shit if they if they keep kicking people off Patreon.
- 3:20:30Then the normal content creators are going to have to go to only
- 3:20:34fans you know to Well, that begs the question, Sammy, how long
- 3:20:39until we get your feet pics on only fans?
- 3:20:43Do you even have feet as a cripple?
- 3:20:45Do you even have feet? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, there actually
- 3:20:50are. There are photos somewhere
- 3:20:53online of my crippled feet. You need to do an only fans and
- 3:21:01just nothing but feet pit. I bet you make more doing that
- 3:21:05than this podcast. What do you want to bet?
- 3:21:07I'll take that bet right now. You know, you know, you know
- 3:21:10this. The sad.
- 3:21:11The sad thing is is you're right.
- 3:21:13I don't even need to. I I I I don't.
- 3:21:19Even I don't. Even.
- 3:21:20Need to take an. I don't even need to take an
- 3:21:22opposing you need to start. You need to start a fucking only
- 3:21:27fans tomorrow and call it crippled feet.
- 3:21:31It just every day take a picture of your fucking crippled feet
- 3:21:34and see how much money you can make.
- 3:21:36Grift it. Grift it for me, Sammy.
- 3:21:38I want to bicariously live through your crippled body.
- 3:21:42Is it obviously you want? You wanted.
- 3:21:44You wanted Johnny. You wanted Johnny.
- 3:21:46So hand me but in The Birds. Fuck it, I'm game.
- 3:21:50Yeah, let's do that. I want to see Sam Whitfield make
- 3:21:54a fucking career out of only Fan Triple feet.
- 3:21:58Wow. There, yeah.
- 3:22:00There, there will. There will.
- 3:22:02There there's a there's a market for just anything.
- 3:22:06Now it it's it's weird and and after you when you make your
- 3:22:11first $100, you need to do a special bonus where you sell
- 3:22:15your bathwater. Yeah, but yeah, but what I'll
- 3:22:20But what I'll do is I'll just fill.
- 3:22:22I'll just fill random tap water and then put bath water on the
- 3:22:25way. No, that's fraud.
- 3:22:28That's fraud. You gotta watch out the dude
- 3:22:30that bought Bella Delphine's bath, waters tried to sew her
- 3:22:33over that shit. You need to take you a nice hot
- 3:22:37bath and pee and fart in it and then bottle that shit up and
- 3:22:41send it to Apex because we know he's the one buying it.
- 3:22:47I'm trying to get that super male vitality.
- 3:22:49Yeah, the wait wait wait Samel. Samel Delphine actually did get
- 3:22:56sued successfully. Over that I don't know if it was
- 3:23:01successful or not, but the dude that bought her bathwater
- 3:23:05scientifically analyzed it and somehow determined that it
- 3:23:08wasn't actually bathwater and tried to sue her for it.
- 3:23:12I distinctly remember that fucking headline, but I don't.
- 3:23:16I never cared enough to look into it, but I do definitely
- 3:23:19remember that happening. All.
- 3:23:23I can. All I can say to that is wow, at
- 3:23:28least Belladelphine eventually fucking when she was legal
- 3:23:31fucking actually took a Dick. She just pissed off all of her
- 3:23:35fans because it was eventually a black Dick.
- 3:23:41Yeah, What? What do you make of this whole
- 3:23:44Amaranth thing or whatever? That's it's fucking fake.
- 3:23:50And people could call me a fucking misogynist or whatever
- 3:23:55the fuck they want. That's all bullshit.
- 3:23:59It's all bullshit. No.
- 3:24:03Some of the Did you read the fucking text messages that she
- 3:24:06was releasing where he's like, I just got rid of $750,000 and
- 3:24:12it's gone. Next goes this bank account.
- 3:24:14I'm just like, there's no fucking way, there's no fucking
- 3:24:19way that this is real. There's no fucking way that this
- 3:24:22is happening. There's no way that this is a
- 3:24:23fucking thing. This is a fucking scam.
- 3:24:27This is a scam. She's fucking the twitch told
- 3:24:30her that she couldn't do fucking hot tub streams or something and
- 3:24:34she's trying to figure another way out and or her fucking
- 3:24:37income is taking a hit or something and she needed to get
- 3:24:40attention. There's no way any of that was
- 3:24:43fucking real at all. I do not believe it.
- 3:24:45Big fucking X. Yeah, and and fuck her for it.
- 3:24:50Fuck her. I hope she did get beat by her
- 3:24:52husband after that fucking stunt.
- 3:24:57Fuck Amaranth. Fuck.
- 3:24:58Fuck. Thoughts.
- 3:24:59Fuck twitch thoughts. Fuck them all.
- 3:25:01They're fucking scum of the Earth.
- 3:25:05I but. But yeah, go ahead.
- 3:25:08Yeah, I well I I was I was dubious of it just because it
- 3:25:14got so much publicity instantly and and I so you want you want
- 3:25:20to hear another hot take. I don't actually think that
- 3:25:23Kanye West is an anti Semite. I think you I know, I know Kanye
- 3:25:28West is an anti Semite. I I I said.
- 3:25:32I said Isn't. Yeah, I know.
- 3:25:36And that's what I said. He's not.
- 3:25:38There's no way he is. Yeah, no, I I I think, I mean I
- 3:25:42think Kanye is an I think Kanye is crazy that much.
- 3:25:47Yeah. Obvious.
- 3:25:49But but I I I think, I think Connie is literally like seeking
- 3:25:54attention. And here's a fucking hot take
- 3:25:57for you. Anyone that ends up within 3
- 3:26:00jumps from a Kardashian. It's fucking nuts, I know.
- 3:26:04Shocker. Well, it's weird how that
- 3:26:06fucking works well. Well, Joe Rogan had a whole bit
- 3:26:09about that in in his last special that had me like Joe
- 3:26:16Rogan's stand up doesn't usually have me dying laughing.
- 3:26:20But the bit he did about the about the Kardashians making men
- 3:26:24go crazy to the point where Bruce turned into a chick, that
- 3:26:30was that had me. Rolling on the floor, laughing.
- 3:26:34I don't know, I haven't watched a whole lot of stand up specials
- 3:26:40lately. The most recent one I watched
- 3:26:42was a guy you need to watch cuz I think he might have a lot of
- 3:26:45similarities with him. His name is Brad Williams and
- 3:26:48he's a Midget. And he.
- 3:26:52Oh, I. I've seen Brad.
- 3:26:54I've seen Brad Williams. Have you seen the Midget?
- 3:26:57The the, the part where he runs across the stage?
- 3:26:59I'm a Midget. I'm a Midget.
- 3:27:00I'm a Midget. I'm a Midget.
- 3:27:03Yeah, yeah, there's a There used to be this comedian who actually
- 3:27:10has cerebral palsy by the name of Josh Blue.
- 3:27:15I don't know. Yeah, he was on Last Comic
- 3:27:17Standing, wasn't he? Wasn't he that dude?
- 3:27:19Yeah, yeah. Which is how I first discovered
- 3:27:22him way back. And I remember watching that.
- 3:27:26He's he's fucking funny. Yeah, he he did this.
- 3:27:30He did this. He did this joke how like people
- 3:27:34would always think that he was drunk, but it was really just
- 3:27:38him, you know, having cerebral palsy, which which hasn't, which
- 3:27:46hasn't only happened to me that much, but it did have him.
- 3:27:51It did happen one time. So, you know, God, that's a
- 3:27:58blast in the past. That was like, what, 12 years
- 3:28:01ago? More like I think he's more like
- 3:28:0715, you know, that's that's been fucking forever ago.
- 3:28:11I do just seem to remember watching him though because he
- 3:28:13was on last comment standing and he fucking killed man.
- 3:28:16Yeah, and. And all of his jokes were.
- 3:28:19And all of his jokes were actually making fun of his
- 3:28:21disability. Yeah, And he even had jokes that
- 3:28:26weren't about that that were fucking funny too.
- 3:28:28Which is, granted self deprecation.
- 3:28:32Jokes are great, but you? I I don't like it when people,
- 3:28:35that's all they fucking do. Like Amy Schumer.
- 3:28:38Oh my, my vagina smells like a barnyard.
- 3:28:41Huh. It's probably because you fucked
- 3:28:43pigs, you fat whore. Yeah, yeah, no, I no, I agree.
- 3:28:49The self deformation jokes do get do get a bit much.
- 3:28:54However, I will say that I do kind of miss it.
- 3:28:58It a little bit because now because of the Kansas culture
- 3:29:01mob, you can't even self deprecate because it might
- 3:29:07offend someone. Dude, comedy was so fucking dead
- 3:29:12that back in like 2016, 2017, Gary fucking Seinfeld was like,
- 3:29:17yeah, I'm not doing colleges anymore.
- 3:29:19Well why not? Because they want to cancel me.
- 3:29:22And if a bland motherfucker like Kerry Seinfeld is having a hard
- 3:29:26time on the comedy circuit, then it's got to be fucking rough.
- 3:29:30Yeah, right. How the fuck do you even get
- 3:29:33offended about a joke on fucking razor blades on a goddamn plane?
- 3:29:41Why do they have a disposal box on the plane?
- 3:29:44How much shaving are you doing? Oh my God.
- 3:29:47What? What?
- 3:29:49What's the deal with one me to turn?
- 3:29:52What's? Wrong to church.
- 3:29:56Which not the power level too much.
- 3:30:00Back in like the 2013 to 20 fifteenish area, I was fucking
- 3:30:06doing stand up and shit at dive bars and show like that.
- 3:30:08And I quit because of cancel culture too, because I got tired
- 3:30:11of college kids in the crowd going.
- 3:30:17But. I I don't.
- 3:30:19I don't blame you. I.
- 3:30:21I just got sick and tired of like people during the era.
- 3:30:29Like coming up to me and just speaking me really slow because
- 3:30:36they think I needed needed the extra time to understand Hi, do
- 3:30:43you need help with your groceries?
- 3:30:53No. I need help carrying my no
- 3:30:56bitch. I need help carrying my Dick.
- 3:30:58Say Ah. Ma'am, are you having a stroke
- 3:31:05right now? Because you're speaking a real,
- 3:31:09You're speaking real, real slow. You should carry your fucking
- 3:31:15handicap placard around. And when people do that, hand it
- 3:31:18to them Sheets. You're more disabled than me.
- 3:31:22I I, I actually, I actually did. I actually did that one.
- 3:31:28I agree. I actually did that one time.
- 3:31:30One time, not with the one. One of my other favorite things
- 3:31:35to do though was was one time, one time one of the, you know,
- 3:31:42LGBT like. You know out ally people tried
- 3:31:46to come up to me and you know like proposition me to join the
- 3:31:50lot of colds or whatever. And I like and I and I told my
- 3:31:54mom like well I feel, I feel really I feel really sorry for
- 3:31:59you and they're like why why is that?
- 3:32:03I'm I'm like, well, because my disability might be, you know,
- 3:32:07physical, but that's it. And I'm like, you're fucking
- 3:32:12retarded with the with with your whole line of of logic.
- 3:32:20He used to have an uncle and he had a a fucking fake leg and he
- 3:32:25used to fuck with people. He'd go to the beach and kick
- 3:32:27his leg off and then crawl up on the beach, shark attack.
- 3:32:31One of my favorite things though, because I'm with her
- 3:32:34walking around Walmart and he's like, hey, watch this.
- 3:32:37And he went to the shoe section and he sat down with a pair of
- 3:32:40fucking shoes at the Tryon bench and he started kind of fucking
- 3:32:44with his shoe and uh, fucking a boy.
- 3:32:47If I walked around like, you need any help?
- 3:32:49He's like, yeah, I'm trying to get my shoe off to try this on
- 3:32:51and think you could help me. And she's tried to pull the shoe
- 3:32:55off, pull this whole fucking leg.
- 3:32:56I was like. Oh God.
- 3:33:01Oh God. The point I'm trying to make is
- 3:33:04that everybody should have a crippled friend.
- 3:33:06They're fucking fun. Really.
- 3:33:08Fuck with the public at large. With them.
- 3:33:12Everyone. Everyone should have at least
- 3:33:14one retard friend too. And.
- 3:33:17And what? What's and what?
- 3:33:19What's? What's really funny is is if you
- 3:33:23ask, if you ask someone with Down syndrome, how many genders
- 3:33:27there are, guess what, They always answer.
- 3:33:37They are they are they either answer to.
- 3:33:40Or. Banana.
- 3:33:43I got turtles. Either of which are infinitely
- 3:33:51more appropriate than 57 and counting.
- 3:33:55What's your favorite food, Billy?
- 3:33:57I like the Brown crayons best. You know what you might say?
- 3:34:03I'm going to hell. And yes, you're right, but
- 3:34:05because of my retard friend, I get to cut to the front of the
- 3:34:08mine. Assholes.
- 3:34:14You know, we may, we might be, we, we might both be going to
- 3:34:17hell. But at least don't get this air
- 3:34:19conditioning in an hour, right? Yeah.
- 3:34:25Anyway, we're gonna be laughing all the way to the front of the
- 3:34:27line, cuz I'm gonna sit in your lap and we're gonna roll right
- 3:34:29to the front, motherfucker. All these people with working
- 3:34:32legs are going to have to stand there for fucking ever to get
- 3:34:35their penance. We're just going to go right to
- 3:34:36the front. That, that, that reminds me of,
- 3:34:42that reminds me of the old, of the old joke.
- 3:34:46So one day, and it happened. Saint Peter's wondering why, why
- 3:34:51it's so damn hot. So he makes all these calls and
- 3:34:56he can't figure out what's going on.
- 3:34:58He finally calls and. The same goes Oh yeah it's
- 3:35:02thanks for thanks for sending that HVAC guy here.
- 3:35:07Everything's really cool and you know we we got the we got the we
- 3:35:13got the A/C fix. Hell is no hell is no longer hot
- 3:35:17here. It's great It it's heavenly and
- 3:35:20fat. So was it you that told me the
- 3:35:26heaven joke about stepping on a duck?
- 3:35:31You ever heard the stepping on the duck joke?
- 3:35:34OK, so if it wasn't you, I'm still in somebody else's joke.
- 3:35:37I can't remember who fucking told me this was pretty fucking
- 3:35:39funny. His three women died in a car
- 3:35:42crash on their way to a fucking Sisterhood of Traveling Pants
- 3:35:45convention or whatever. You know, whatever fucking white
- 3:35:48women do and they get up to the fairway gates and say Peter's
- 3:35:52like, hi, welcome. We got everything you need.
- 3:35:56There's potatoes, house. You do whatever you want.
- 3:35:59But as you notice, we got a lot of ducks up here, and the only
- 3:36:01rule that you can't break is don't step on a duck.
- 3:36:05They're OK, Cool. So they go around, they're
- 3:36:07having a great time eating ice cream, whatever the fuck white
- 3:36:09women do. And then all of a sudden, one of
- 3:36:12my silly steps on, the duck goes quiet, pop.
- 3:36:14Saint Peter pops up. He's like, I'm sorry, but you
- 3:36:17stepped on a duck. You got to come with me.
- 3:36:18He grabs her arm. Poof, they're gone.
- 3:36:21Another two women are kind of freaked out, but eventually they
- 3:36:23get back into the swing of things.
- 3:36:24They're like watching 50 Shades of Grey or again, whatever
- 3:36:27fucking white women do and all of a sudden one of them trips
- 3:36:30over a fucking dough whack. Oh shit.
- 3:36:32Here from Saint Peter. He's like, I'm sorry, but you
- 3:36:34got to come with me. Grabs her arm.
- 3:36:36Poof, they're gone. And the other woman, she was
- 3:36:39very fucking careful. She was always the most careful.
- 3:36:41Level mall, everything. She had all of her bills paid
- 3:36:44all the fucking time. She was a good friend and she
- 3:36:48went several years, everything. She was fine.
- 3:36:51One day Saint Peter showed up and he said, you know what?
- 3:36:54You've done really good? You followed the only rule you
- 3:36:58have it. You know, you've really helped
- 3:36:59people get their feet up here and everything.
- 3:37:02I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to.
- 3:37:06You've been lonely since your friends left.
- 3:37:08Somebody get you a friend. But before that, I'm going to
- 3:37:10let you ask any question that you want to ask, and I'll answer
- 3:37:13it honestly. So, OK Well, I'm really curious
- 3:37:17what happens to the people when they step on a duck.
- 3:37:20There's a yeah, you know, we get that a lot.
- 3:37:23Whenever someone steps on the duck, we take them and make them
- 3:37:28be married to the ugliest person we can find.
- 3:37:32And she's like, oh, well, that doesn't sound too bad.
- 3:37:34He's like, yeah, well, anyway, here's your new friend.
- 3:37:37His name is Mark, and you're married now.
- 3:37:40And she says, hi, Mark. How'd you get here?
- 3:37:41He's like, I don't know, I stepped out a fucking duck.
- 3:37:54It's a bit of a shaggy dog joke, but I like it.
- 3:37:56It's quite quaint. Yeah.
- 3:38:01Yeah, I like. I like this types of jokes too,
- 3:38:03where there's a bit of a build up.
- 3:38:07So will you indulge me for one more?
- 3:38:10I've got another one. Oh yeah, absolutely.
- 3:38:14So there there was this grade class, you know, 5th grader
- 3:38:19stuff. And in this class there's a boy
- 3:38:23named Billy and nobody liked Billy because he's fucking
- 3:38:25weird. One day they all showed up to
- 3:38:27class and teachers said not today class, we're going to
- 3:38:30stand up and you're going to tell a story about what your
- 3:38:33dad, what your parents do for a living.
- 3:38:36And then in the end you need to find a way to have a moral to
- 3:38:41the story. So she says, alright Susie,
- 3:38:44you're up and Susie says hi. My name is Susie and my dad
- 3:38:48works at a chicken farm and his job is to I'm forgetting the
- 3:39:01fucking order of shit. What was Susie's dad's job?
- 3:39:07His job was to take all the eggs and take them across town.
- 3:39:13So he'll get all the eggs, gather them up in the cart and
- 3:39:17he'll take it there. But it's bumpy.
- 3:39:19So some of the eggs break. And the moral to that story is,
- 3:39:23and the egg in the hand is work to in the Bush or whatever.
- 3:39:27I don't fucking know. I'm fucking this all up.
- 3:39:29It doesn't matter. We'll get there.
- 3:39:30We'll get there. And so, OK, all right.
- 3:39:34Bruce. And Bruce says hi.
- 3:39:36My name's Bruce. My dad also works at the chicken
- 3:39:38farm, and his job is to take the chickens to the processing
- 3:39:44plant. So he loads up all the chickens,
- 3:39:46but he doesn't have enough room. He's got an order for 50
- 3:39:49chickens, but he's only got enough room for 20.
- 3:39:51So he takes 20 chickens and he knows the eggs turn into
- 3:39:54chickens. So he puts 30 eggs on there.
- 3:39:58And then he takes them across town.
- 3:39:59And he figures, you know, by the time they get there, the eggs
- 3:40:02will have hatched and they'll have chickens.
- 3:40:05Well, he gets there and only 20 of the eggs hatched, so it's 10
- 3:40:07short. The moral of that story, don't
- 3:40:09count your chickens for the Hatch.
- 3:40:12You know, Stop, Billy, your turn.
- 3:40:14Billy gets up. And Lewis says, hi, I'm Billy
- 3:40:18and my dad don't work at No Fucking Chicken Factory because
- 3:40:21he went to this place called Vietnam and he gets disability
- 3:40:24from it. But one day in Vietnam, he got
- 3:40:29separated from his squad and woke up in a middle of a rice
- 3:40:33Paddy somewhere near the Vietcong LZ.
- 3:40:37And all he had was a AK47, a bunch of MO and a lot of booze.
- 3:40:42Well, my uncle ain't no fucking quitter.
- 3:40:44So he got the fucking AK47 racked around down to bottle of
- 3:40:48whiskey, packed up everything else.
- 3:40:49He just took off from the direction and he came across
- 3:40:53this village. He didn't know if they were
- 3:40:54friendly or if they were VC. So he just cracked up another
- 3:40:58bottle of whiskey down and he started shooting and burning.
- 3:41:01He killed the women and the children and the livestock, and
- 3:41:04he fucking raped and pillaged and everything.
- 3:41:07And then he finally caught up with the squad.
- 3:41:09He came home and he got disability and she teachers like
- 3:41:13what the fuck Billy? What could possibly be the moral
- 3:41:15of that? And Billy said the moral of that
- 3:41:18story is to never invite Uncle Louie to Thanksgiving.
- 3:41:24I fucking butchered that. But it's a good fucking joke if
- 3:41:27you can find somebody competent to it.
- 3:41:29No, yeah, I, I, I, I actually, I think, I, I think I heard that
- 3:41:34one on Norm MacDonald. 1 time that might be where I fucking
- 3:41:38got it from. There a lot of those long
- 3:41:41inebriation jokes like that or shit that I fucking heard
- 3:41:44elsewhere. Yeah, well, yeah.
- 3:41:46Well, Norm was great at the at the joke.
- 3:41:51At the jokes too, right? I'm pretty sure it was a normal
- 3:41:54Donald joke. I'll fucking look that up later.
- 3:41:56But it's fucking priceless with the punch light is don't uh
- 3:42:01don't get Uncle Eddie drunk or some shit.
- 3:42:03He. He he he does a bit the the the
- 3:42:14thing. The thing with Norm's jokes is I
- 3:42:16can always remember what the punchline is, but I can't
- 3:42:20remember what what this what the setups are or what you know or
- 3:42:25what what the payoff, what the payoff, what the payoff is.
- 3:42:34But yeah, he was. He was great at that.
- 3:42:39I mean he no one no one made, no one made making fun of OJ
- 3:42:48funnier than he did. See where OJ tweeted that Elon
- 3:42:53Musk asking if he could get verified so that he could be
- 3:42:56differentiated from all the fake OJ accounts?
- 3:43:03I I I did see that. Yeah.
- 3:43:06I swear to God I'm not making that shit up.
- 3:43:12Meanwhile, if I was OJI wouldn't want to be verified that way I
- 3:43:16could provide it wasn't me that that stock account don't fit.
- 3:43:23And then? Oh God.
- 3:43:24Fuck count. Dankova changed his profile
- 3:43:26picture to Donald Trump and had all the leftist freaking out
- 3:43:29because I thought Trump was back.
- 3:43:33Fucking hilarious. Yeah, that.
- 3:43:35Yeah, that's. But that's.
- 3:43:36But, well, that's been both hilarious and annoying to see is
- 3:43:39all these different Donald, you know, all these different real
- 3:43:43Donald Trump accounts, you know, being like, I'm back.
- 3:43:48Thanks, Elon. Yeah, but none of them did it as
- 3:43:55good as Count Dankula. Oh, I'm sure.
- 3:44:01Oh boy, well, we're we're butchering, Norm MacDonald
- 3:44:05jokes. I think it might be time to
- 3:44:06fucking let the audience go. Yeah, unless you're unless your
- 3:44:10intention was to not take hostages, in which case you
- 3:44:13wrote the manifesto, not me. No, we yeah, we can we can let
- 3:44:20the hostages go. So we, you know, we're almost at
- 3:44:274 hours anyway. And we even, we even did a show
- 3:44:31without, you know, we even covered gaining without act of
- 3:44:35right. It's almost like we didn't need
- 3:44:39him after all. Well.
- 3:44:46You know, he is always, yeah, he is always appreciated.
- 3:44:49It's just that he's running out of Street Fighter and about
- 3:44:55Keanu Reeves, apparently, you know, we did him a great
- 3:45:02service. We could have spent the entire 4
- 3:45:03hours of shit talking to him without him being here.
- 3:45:06But we didn't. We're big boys with big boy
- 3:45:10chairs. No, no, now have.
- 3:45:12Now just have to. Now he'll just have to scour
- 3:45:14through this episode to to find all the points where we were
- 3:45:19talking shit about him, Yeah. Yeah, as usual.
- 3:45:24That's why I like to run out long.
- 3:45:27So as soon as we go off here, my tweet Eddie be like good luck
- 3:45:31finding the part where I gave you a compliment.
- 3:45:37That, that, that reminds me just just real quick.
- 3:45:42When I was. When I after I after I
- 3:45:46interviewed Vickers, one of the things I tweeted out was I asked
- 3:45:52Vickers the. The really deep questions that
- 3:45:56ever wants the answers to. So then I just, you know, I just
- 3:46:01had people scrolling throughout the episode and and they Where
- 3:46:07the fuck are these questions? This is all about coins.
- 3:46:10What the fuck? What?
- 3:46:13What the fuck this is? This is the most mundane what
- 3:46:18he's just talking about and being a small business owner,
- 3:46:21What? There's no drama in that.
- 3:46:23What? What the hell?
- 3:46:24What the hell. I know I'll say this.
- 3:46:29I'll say this sometimes when I have trouble sleeping, I'll DM
- 3:46:31Vickers. But I hey, what's the difference
- 3:46:34between this coin and that coin? And then I'm asleep within 20
- 3:46:37minutes. Just fucking sleep like a baby.
- 3:46:45Yeah. Well, we'll.
- 3:46:47Ask him, ask him his opinion on NFT's and you'll get an earful.
- 3:46:52So another reason it takes 20 minutes to put me asleep because
- 3:46:57that's like 7 vicars breaks that.
- 3:47:03That that man does needs needs to pee a lot.
- 3:47:07So Ariana told him that he couldn't fucking tweet while
- 3:47:11he's pissing anymore because she was tired of scrubbing the
- 3:47:13walls. Well, what?
- 3:47:21Well, well, what else is he supposed to?
- 3:47:23Tweet. That's like that's the best
- 3:47:26place to tweet is when. You're on.
- 3:47:27Yeah, I mean between beating up infants in the front yard and
- 3:47:31fucking collecting lightsabers, when did when did he find the
- 3:47:35time? Well, well.
- 3:47:39Don't forget raising his grandson too, I said, beating up
- 3:47:44infants in the front yard, God damn it.
- 3:47:49Oh Oh yeah. Ohh yeah you did.
- 3:47:50You did I I was. I was just like, which one?
- 3:47:54Since they're all what am I, a counsel of tarded evil?
- 3:47:59I know my vicars, lore. I may not be able to talk very
- 3:48:06much about it this month, but I know my vicars.
- 3:48:08Lore you you know it better. You you know it better than most
- 3:48:13at this point. You probably know it better than
- 3:48:15he does, even. You would be surprised how many
- 3:48:20times we'll be having to fucking remember something and we'll
- 3:48:23fucking DM each other. Hey, I forget.
- 3:48:27What was this part? Oh, yeah, OK.
- 3:48:29Yeah, I remember. Oh, oh, I'm oh, I'm sure.
- 3:48:33I've actually had had to do that last week.
- 3:48:36I was like, which fucking court filing was it that had the
- 3:48:39screenshots of me? Oh yeah.
- 3:48:41Yeah. That was a that was a dvro
- 3:48:43response. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I got that one.
- 3:48:45I got. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:48:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, trying trying to get, trying to keep up with
- 3:48:54all this is, you know I I gotta give Josh credit for that for
- 3:49:01always. You know, organizing the whole
- 3:49:04thing. So it was really hard for me in
- 3:49:09the beginning. Like back in, I think it's 2020
- 3:49:11when all that shit was really fucking heavy and it was really
- 3:49:15hard. Not because there was a lot of
- 3:49:17it to know. It's just because I didn't know
- 3:49:19what I could and couldn't talk about at specific times because
- 3:49:23I had to. I had to plan shit out a little
- 3:49:26bit on when I could fucking bring it and everything and when
- 3:49:29I could actually have access to the receipts that that part was
- 3:49:33a little difficult, but everything else is fucking cake.
- 3:49:37Some nights the hardest part was finding which fucking song I was
- 3:49:40going to fucking tag in on the fucking post.
- 3:49:44Yeah, yeah, for real. So but yeah, we talk about
- 3:49:53politics. I can't remember.
- 3:49:56Well. Well, depending on on how you
- 3:49:59look at it, the whole entire show is politics.
- 3:50:02So just a yeah, it works for me. Just I didn't want to make you a
- 3:50:06liar. Just.
- 3:50:10Yeah, I'm not. I'm not sure if we if we made
- 3:50:12any predictions other than hoping that there's a red wave,
- 3:50:17but the red wave is my prediction just for the record.
- 3:50:23Yeah, yeah, I'm. I'm gonna say Red Wave as well,
- 3:50:30but that might be that might be more wishful thinking at this
- 3:50:34point. I think it'll be a red wave, at
- 3:50:36least up until 3:00 AM when the unmarked vehicles show up.
- 3:50:41Exactly, Yeah. Now there you go.
- 3:50:44That's my prediction. So but anyway, yeah, if if
- 3:50:51you're down to come Tuesday, I'll, I'll, I'll figure out when
- 3:50:55we're going to do the stream specifically and maybe we can
- 3:51:01maybe we can get you at. And Max and Oh my God, Oh dear
- 3:51:06God, oh man. Me and me and Max could tear
- 3:51:09some shit up. You think me and you could
- 3:51:10fucking go along, me and Max and go fucking forever?
- 3:51:14Oh oh. The episode I did with Max was
- 3:51:18like 6 hours long when he went on here.
- 3:51:24The first two hours was just spent talking about our
- 3:51:27similarities in the podcasting of SPEAR.
- 3:51:31So yeah. But all right, Sir.
- 3:51:35Well, thanks for coming on and thanks to any of you who are
- 3:51:39still watching this. So thanks for anybody that's not
- 3:51:44dead in the nosebleeds. We'll be back on Tuesday for the
- 3:51:51election special. Until then, keep your head up
- 3:51:55and apex wherever you are. I hope you're not dead.
- 3:52:00Love you, so hit the button. Hitting the button now.
- 3:52:14Thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on the NGC
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- 3:52:32God bless God saved this great nation and God freedom, legacy
- 3:52:38in that order.