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Lightning Crashes - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #111 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Yees, all right, let's do this before my advil wear's off.
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  Speaker 4: Alrighty, Welcome back to the podcast. Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 4: of a Boy that podcast. It is Monday, it is
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  Speaker 4: three o'clock and we are here in the studio.
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  Speaker 6: And can I be the first to say, what is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Fuck? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Hell is going on?
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  Speaker 6: Guys? Good to see you all. I know you you're
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  Speaker 6: seeing me.
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  Speaker 4: We should start doing the pre recording thing. When you
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  Speaker 4: pop in you're like, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Guys?
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  Speaker 4: Before we get into today's episode, we got a fucking
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  Speaker 4: banger for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Listen skip ahead to minute twenty three where he SATs
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  Speaker 1: makes the fucking joke of his life. Oh it's so
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  Speaker 1: good you guys. I can't wait for you guys to
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  Speaker 1: hear this. We're finger popping ourselves in the second half.
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  Speaker 5: Hour, so they've actually told us to do this before finger.
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  Speaker 6: Popping home along with us.
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  Speaker 5: Of course they have. We're good. Yeah, well how you.
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  Speaker 6: Doing what we were yet? We were just talking about the
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  Speaker 6: live show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did a live show in uh Austin for
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  Speaker 5: Moontower and.
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  Speaker 6: Mooke was like, did you have anybody open up for you?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: It was raw. It was just it was just raw.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was Eddie Murphy in the eighties type of shit.
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  Speaker 4: It was like it was like we showed up ten
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  Speaker 4: minutes before the show. They were like, what do you
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  Speaker 4: guys want us to say? And we were like, son
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  Speaker 4: of a boy, dad, and then we just walked right
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  Speaker 4: out on stage.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, like can we get you anything to drink? We're
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  Speaker 6: like yeah, They're like we'll send No. At first they
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  Speaker 6: were like, we'll send in a waiter.
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  Speaker 1: We got there maybe forty minutes before, thirty five minutes
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  Speaker 1: before they said they'd send.
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  Speaker 6: In a waiter, and they the waiter came in at
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  Speaker 6: eight o two.
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  Speaker 4: Sink I think the waiter came in and I broke
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  Speaker 4: the sink and then she left because she was trying
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  Speaker 4: to fix the sink.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that was the waiter. Yeah, we should have just
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  Speaker 6: had her get us.
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  Speaker 5: That was actually that was the way trists.
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  Speaker 1: I don't gender them like that. I don't just I'm
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  Speaker 1: not throwing that on. It's just I typically I like
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  Speaker 1: to say the server, yeah, the servant, the servant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But dude, the live show was great. It was
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  Speaker 4: super fun, so easy, easier.
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  Speaker 5: Than this by a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you think it was easier because we have
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  Speaker 4: a live reaction, Like we know if what we're talking
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  Speaker 4: about is entertaining or not.
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  Speaker 6: That is true, you can just go down a path.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. We felt we were like killing up there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we were like we were kind of eating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were getting big pops and it was Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was funny and easy, and we really didn't like
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  Speaker 1: plan or try anything. No, we literally didn't plan anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's because there's a serial killer on the loose and
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  Speaker 1: everybody was on edge.
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  Speaker 5: It was so easy.
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  Speaker 1: They were living like it was their last day on Earth,
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  Speaker 1: just pounding michelobultras.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun.
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  Speaker 6: It was very funny.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we'll do more of those in the future.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we just got a fucking email from from
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  Speaker 1: the bosses being like, you're not actually allowed to make
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  Speaker 1: content unless it's on your cell phone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, why did you guys have a microphone?
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  Speaker 4: Just use your voice project, Yeah, use God's microphone. It's
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  Speaker 4: the most powerful fucking weapon on earth.
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  Speaker 1: The Voice just sat on a street corners corner screaming.
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  Speaker 1: But like, there were parts of the show where you
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  Speaker 1: were just like on a roll, just like roasting for
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  Speaker 1: like like a minute. When you were talking about like
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  Speaker 1: the barstool jackets, I feel like we didn't really get
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  Speaker 1: to talk about that, but you, like the crowd was
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  Speaker 1: just like losing their shit as you just like flame.
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  Speaker 5: It was so easy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well it's funny as fun because.
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  Speaker 4: Then it's like then if you say something, if there
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  Speaker 4: was like a like a dull moment, it was there
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  Speaker 4: was no pressure because it was like, hey, well this
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  Speaker 4: is a podcast.
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  Speaker 5: There's dull moments.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you idiots.
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  Speaker 5: It was so easy and everyone was like so attentive
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  Speaker 5: and like.
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  Speaker 1: No bad crowd members, no bad energy that only came
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  Speaker 1: for us. It's not like there was someone else on
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  Speaker 1: the car. No that it was so easy, like they
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  Speaker 1: weren't like, oh, well wait till we hear these other
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  Speaker 1: people like part of my takes coming on after you're
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  Speaker 1: like well looah, just like listen to them.
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  Speaker 4: And even when you do comedy shows live, like on
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  Speaker 4: the road, like when we like me and Francis are
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  Speaker 4: going to do cobs this weekend in San Francisco, like
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  Speaker 4: there will be people there that don't know who me
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  Speaker 4: and Francis are who are just like, oh, let's go
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  Speaker 4: to a comedy show. No one's gonna No one does
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  Speaker 4: that for live podcasts. Yeah, no, one's like, oh we
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  Speaker 4: got to go check out this random live podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck as we've never seen I heard before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually sounds like a nightmare listening to somebody
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  Speaker 1: else's podcast. Yeah, like any other podcast that I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's it's tough to listen to the podcast for
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  Speaker 1: the first time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 6: If there's people who are probably trying us out.
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  Speaker 1: Right now that are like, what if I got myself
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  Speaker 1: into stick stick with it a couple of years.
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  Speaker 6: See if you're like us, download it and subscribe.
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  Speaker 5: So, yeah, it was fun. Moon Tower was fun.
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  Speaker 1: It was dope. I had to rush back to get
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  Speaker 1: to my hot top boat tour.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish I left the same day as you.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: I was just a shell of a man.
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  Speaker 6: You're pretty sick.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, I'm sick and I wasn't, Dude, I like barely
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  Speaker 4: even drank this weekend. Like the most drunk I got
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  Speaker 4: the whole time was the night that you were there,
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  Speaker 4: and we like barely drank.
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  Speaker 6: The first night.
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  Speaker 1: I got a second night the first night you were
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  Speaker 1: kind of drinking or did we just meet up or
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  Speaker 1: we met out for those little drinks and.
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  Speaker 5: Just yeah, I left that. I was in bed by
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  Speaker 5: like midnight that night.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was barely on my feet.
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  Speaker 5: I was in bed by midnight almost every night, and then.
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  Speaker 6: The second night after the show, you stayed at the jam.
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  Speaker 5: What's that? What's that called the goddamn comedy Jam?
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  Speaker 6: And where is it?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean where is it?
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  Speaker 6: What's the name of the venue?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's not there every time.
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  Speaker 6: What was the name of the venue?
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  Speaker 5: We Canton?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that place was sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just a bunch of comics and fucking industry people.
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  Speaker 6: Though the industry ship was a little bit over the top.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what's your credentials, how long you've been industry?
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  Speaker 1: How many dicks have you sucked?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: They were Those boys were out to play. Because the
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  Speaker 4: thing about Moon Tower is there's no stakes. It's not
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  Speaker 4: like one of those festivals where you're like, you might
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  Speaker 4: get booked on SNL if you do well at the festival.
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  Speaker 4: It's literally just like you go and you perform, and
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  Speaker 4: all the industry people are there, and they don't they're
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  Speaker 4: already they're not like looking for new talent because they
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  Speaker 4: already have their people that they book.
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  Speaker 6: They're just helping them out, supporting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they're all fucking obliterated out of their minds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. People were so drunk and I was so sober.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think they like comedy, No, it's just business.
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  Speaker 4: I think they might like it a little bit, but
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  Speaker 4: they've like all seen everyone's they've all seen everyone's act
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  Speaker 4: a thousand times, and.
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  Speaker 6: They don't laugh. They just don't laugh at anyone.
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  Speaker 5: Probably not.
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  Speaker 6: It's just tough.
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  Speaker 1: That's I feel like that's a little bit spooky. It
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  Speaker 1: was nice for me as an outsider because I like
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  Speaker 1: it seems like everybody has their relationships. All the comics
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, the three people aship one out there, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: People watching their rule.
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  Speaker 6: They were just an absolutely bizarre here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I didn't know anyone.
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  Speaker 4: I felt so I feel like I was at summer
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  Speaker 4: camp or I felt like I was like my first
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  Speaker 4: year was out. That was like like college orientation, like
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  Speaker 4: trying to make friends, just lingering with the tray.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would just throw that in every now
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  Speaker 5: and then. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: People knew you though. People were coming up to you
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  Speaker 1: like gangbusters. No they were busting your gang, Yes they did.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? All these you knew a
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  Speaker 1: ton of comics they were people were coming up to
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  Speaker 1: your your friends that you knew.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I knew like Brendan Sagelow and Ian Finance. But
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  Speaker 4: I barely saw him.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like there were other people that were.
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  Speaker 4: There was a couple others that I knew, yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 4: but no one. I'm like, no one I was like
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  Speaker 4: close with. So it's just like, I don't know. It
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  Speaker 4: was a pretty And also I was sick the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: I've been sick for almost a week.
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  Speaker 6: Mike was sick two weeks ago, and then I took
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  Speaker 6: the torch and fucking sprinted with it for a week.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, I think when me and Luke went to
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  Speaker 4: Nashville we saw my buddy Matt.
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  Speaker 5: He's still sick as well.
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  Speaker 4: Mouke got sick from him, I think, and I think
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  Speaker 4: I got it from Muke.
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  Speaker 6: It all goes back to Nick Tarraaney.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Nick, Yeah, Nick.
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  Speaker 1: It started with Nick Key's patient zero, and none of
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  Speaker 1: us know what it could be.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's not COVID. I've had COVID before.
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  Speaker 5: It's not COVID.
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  Speaker 4: But dude, I'm talking about like waking up in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of the night, like my feet are sweating, like
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  Speaker 4: but behind my ears are sweating like places that don't sweat.
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  Speaker 4: My whole body was fear pouring water, gliding along the
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  Speaker 4: sheets like adun, Yeah you're miserable. Yeah, yeah that too,
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  Speaker 4: but I do know that.
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  Speaker 1: Then the most recent COVID strain is like it attacks
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  Speaker 1: your eyeballs. Like three of my friends from home have
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  Speaker 1: had this fucking rare or like this pink eye COVID
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  Speaker 1: strain where their shit is.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking sown shut.
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  Speaker 1: Like the capillaries they're fucking all the blood vessels in
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  Speaker 1: their eye are all popped.
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  Speaker 6: It looks disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: It has to be COVID because I saw this other comedian.
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  Speaker 4: I saw this other comedian at Moontower, justin Silver, who's
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  Speaker 4: a buddy of mine, and I was like, he was like,
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  Speaker 4: how you doing, man, And I was like, I'm so sick, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know what it is. And
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  Speaker 4: he's like yeah, dude, and he turns around. His eyes
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  Speaker 4: are just like this, no, and he was like he
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  Speaker 4: was like, I went to the doctor. Apparently it's like
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  Speaker 4: some allergies that they have out here. It's like nights
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  Speaker 4: like different than New York. No, dued, everyone was sick.
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  Speaker 6: That's that bad fucking yeah, that's that eye.
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  Speaker 4: Co I haven't heard about the eye thing, but now
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  Speaker 4: I think about it. He was like, he was like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I woke up and my eyes.
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  Speaker 5: Were sealed shut.
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  Speaker 6: That's what did.
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  Speaker 5: I just just say let him know.
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  Speaker 1: They were showing pictures like the these my friends that
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  Speaker 1: came up for the hot to Boat tour were showing
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  Speaker 1: pictures fucking the entire time of just like everybody who
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  Speaker 1: they knew his eyes that looked like zombies.
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  Speaker 6: It was just like a hell line up.
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  Speaker 4: But I believe that, like, because this is this is
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  Speaker 4: the most sick I've like, right now, I'm fine because
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  Speaker 4: I'm on a bunch of adville and I'm prob.
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  Speaker 5: I was never like, I'm not like fever sick anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But when we were hanging out on the day, like
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  Speaker 4: when we were playing ping pong and stuff, I was
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  Speaker 4: like fever sick that day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were weak and we were just walking through
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  Speaker 1: the Texas sun long pants on.
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  Speaker 5: It was terrible.
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  Speaker 1: We couldn't even eat our meat loaf burgers we went
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  Speaker 1: to the most time. Yeah, we went to the most
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  Speaker 1: famous place in Austin. Fucking crushed these burgers. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the lady told me. That my plane got struck by
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  Speaker 1: lightning the fucking flight attendant.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's insane.
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  Speaker 1: And then we went and played ping pong, and dude,
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  Speaker 1: I put on a fucking show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 1: You whooped us the way that you must feel when
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  Speaker 1: it whenever you play pool, Mooke, you should have seen me, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was dicing out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was smoking us. I don't think you're good
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  Speaker 4: at ping pong. I think we're just really.
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  Speaker 6: Guys are really bad. We all have thing. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tyler sicke of basketball. You're sick at something. You're
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  Speaker 1: still no, No, don't don't play yourself. You're sick at pool,
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  Speaker 1: and Moke is sick at kickboxing.
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  Speaker 5: It looks at kickboxer this weekend. Hell yeah, what was it?
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  Speaker 6: Sick?
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  Speaker 5: I would love to see you use that in the wild.
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  Speaker 6: You can't just do one right now.
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  Speaker 5: No, don't. You're gonna hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to see one. Can he not in here?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 5: He has to stretch out and ship.
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  Speaker 6: I only use it on like when there's force, you know,
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  Speaker 6: when people are coming at us, that's when it comes out.
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  Speaker 6: What do you do with your other kids?
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  Speaker 5: Sound like how you don't play with a gun. You
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: don't funk around with the flying kids.
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  Speaker 6: Put the kick on safety for a special day. Can
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  Speaker 6: you do it with both feet?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really you have pretty loose handies and and
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  Speaker 1: hip flexers.
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  Speaker 6: I played catcher growing up, so I'm like, oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's I tried to kick as high as I could
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  Speaker 1: recently and it was fucking like the top of the
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  Speaker 1: coffee table.
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  Speaker 6: Damn not really, but uh it is tough.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, would love to be able to high kick me too.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like high kicking used to be a sign
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  Speaker 1: that you're a man. Yeah, you go out to the
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  Speaker 1: wild and hi. Have you ever seen those videos of
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  Speaker 1: Rogan doing his like power kicks? Yeah, it's powerful and
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  Speaker 1: the rockets. Who's more manly than the fucking than like
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  Speaker 1: a Broadway dude who can like pop thish?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Those guys are getting up up to the fucking here
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  Speaker 4: Shawn Michaels Sean Michaels.
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  Speaker 5: People stopped thinking it was cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fucked. What do you do with your how like,
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  Speaker 6: what do you do with your other foot? If you'd
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  Speaker 6: go like that, is it like that?
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  Speaker 4: Ye?
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  Speaker 6: Give it a little raise and then plant and you fly.
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  Speaker 1: I can't you see one that's so that such bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: I was picturing it like this, like you're flying through
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  Speaker 1: the air.
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  Speaker 4: I was picturing it like that too, you were I
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  Speaker 4: thought you were like in the air for a good
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  Speaker 4: like fifteen seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not zooming through the air for fifteen sec.
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  Speaker 5: I was picturing it like an anime kick.
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  Speaker 6: Same, like the lightning.
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  Speaker 1: Bolts from the hands and then you fucking flying through
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  Speaker 1: the air like this.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what Saas's fucking anime fighting style would be.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, arm straight back.
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  Speaker 4: But dude, on my flight yesterday, I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: this ever happened to you.
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  Speaker 5: Do you ever get your ears clogged on a flight? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It was yeah, the worst, pretty common.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: I So it's like a three and a half hour
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: flight home and I was sitting, I was asleep on
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: the plane. I fell asleep for like the last hour
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: and I woke up and it felt like my head
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: was legitimately about to explode, like to the point.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: That I was like I would like, dude, I was.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: I was looking around like being like, we got to
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: get this thing on the ground because I'm I'm about
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: to die. I need to report myself. Yeah, And it
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: was like the pressure in the ears. But it was
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: just we was when we were going down, and it
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: just kept getting worse and worse, like fast, to the
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: point that like my teeth hurt, my whole face hurt,
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: and I was like I was like squirming around, like
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: like I was like texting my mom being like I
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: don't know what's going on.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do. And I I eventually
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: I started doing like the thing where you where you
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: plow your nose, you close your nose when you breathe out. Yeah, and.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: It finally it was it was like took a long time,
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: but finally it got released a little bit on my
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: right side and then the left side was getting worse still,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: and I'm like losing my shit, and I finally got it,
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: and dude, it felt it like I felt the pressure
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: leaving my head like it like like a like a
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: cartoon character like blowing smoke out of their ears, Like
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: it was making a noise. It was like like if
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: the tea's ready, Yeah, like someone letting air out of
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: a balloon.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: I think I was like seconds away from just popping. Dude.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Just reporting yourself to an air marshall, yeah, telling the
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: pilot we need to get this thing on the ground now,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to kill everybody.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Genuinely scary as fuck.
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: You have to.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I think chew gum for that, but that's probably some
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: sinus shit. Can I can tell you a terrible case
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen?
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah it is. It's definitely COVID.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's part of this new strain. Your head explodes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it's just been a nasty week and I
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: was sick. It has It's just been a bad week, dude.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: I was sick on Tuesday. I was sick on Tuesday,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: woke up after we did recorded sick as hell. Then
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Shane texted me and was like, do you want to
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: do my show at the stand? And I was like,
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: I don't care if I'm dying of AIDS. I'm doing
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: this show at a stand. I'm not missing this show.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: A legend hits you up like that, the call of duty.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, totally. And then I get my couch.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: It's big day. Couch delivery day. Couch gets in couch
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: is fucking huge, dude.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, where did you get it from?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Fucking massive? Yeah, it's uh. The guy, the Amazon guy
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: calls me. He's like, hey, I'm out front. I thought
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: they were like bringing it up to my apartment. He
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: gets it into the lobby. I have to help him
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: lift it. Couches aren't that heavy. It's pretty light, so
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: it was probably like one hundred and twenty pounds.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: Because like moms need to be able to pick it
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: up and.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Vacuate pretty light. So we're bringing it in.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: We get it into the lobby and he's like, is
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: there an elevator and I was like yeah, and he's like,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's gonna fit on the oveantor
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: though we'll probably have to do the stairs. And he's like,
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: oh no, no, He's like I'm not bringing it up.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: He's like that it ends here for me. And I
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: was like, oh shit. So I'm alone in the lobby
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: with this couch that is taking up the entire lobby
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: of the building, the entire lobby, and like the super's
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: coming out, like all these people are coming out being
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: like did you measure the or and I'm like, yeah,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: of course I measured the door. Never measured the door.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: But they're like they're like, well, because like you gotta
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: measure the door because I don't think this is gonna
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: fit through the door, and I'm like, I don't know,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Like it said it would fit through the door, and.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: What do you mean it said it would fit through
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: the door.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm just like making shit up because I'm like,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed as hell.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, it would fit.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna fit. I didn't think it
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: was gonna be that big. It's a two cushion couch.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Cushions are like this big.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: That's probably gonna be awesome.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Though it is. It's it's a nice couch, but I
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, it was mortifying.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: How did you get it up there?
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: They were like, you gotta call the couch doctor. So
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: I called the doctor.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: The doctor a doctor in The doctor showed up at
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: like six thirty six forty five. He was like, I
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: was like, I got a heart out at seven forty
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: five because I have to go to the stand.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: And dude, what the fuck is the couch doctor.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: The couch doctor basically he explodes your couch into a
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: million pieces and then he brings it up to your
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: apartment and then he puts the whole couch back together.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Is this like, is this a known thing?
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: I've never heard, I've never heard of it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: But I looked it up and it's like apparently it's
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: like a very known thing. They can get a couch
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: into like anywhere.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, from the inside or what.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: They saw, they saw like the frame in half. They
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: just like put a new board when they fix it, damn.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And so he just like disassembled it, like fucking took
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: all the bones apart and just stuffed the body into
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: your apartment and then reassemble.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I have no idea of what they did because I
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: left to go to the stand and KB came and
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: sat in and where did he sit?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: I felt bad, but think about it, think about it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Where did he sit?
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: He stood?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so fucked un And I told I was like, dude,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I'll pay you one hundred bucks if you can do this,
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: blah blah blah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: And he was like, dude, don't worry about it all.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Like I'm in the area, I'll just come.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: And like two hours had passed and he's sending me
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: videos of them like fighting with the other tenants. They're like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: they're like, it's a fucking mess out here. You can't
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: leave it like this, and they were like going back
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: at them.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Was KB going back at then.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Now KB was filming from around the corn corner.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: And why would you ask him to do that? Though?
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: That's such a weird fucking I didn't.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I had no other option.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: And I just don't know why someone had to like
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: chaperone your apartment.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess, And just picturing him standing still,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I guess he was probably just scrolling TikTok for two
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: hours straight.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I guess, like a like a liability thing. It's like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: you don't sign anything, you're paying cash. Yeah, so they
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: were like, you gotta pay KB.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: I know, are you gonna?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I I was going to, and then he said don't,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: but you've got to. You have to, despite his his
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: uh protestation.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I asked for his venmo and he wouldn't give
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: me his menmo.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: His protests, he was just fucking putting his phone number.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: True, I didn't forgot about that completely.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Just pay the man. That's sick though. How is it
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: having the couch.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Still still just land bed? It's more of a decorative piece.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: It's an outdated piece of furniture. Yeah, that sucks.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: No, I sign it yesterday, but it was nice somebody,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: it's a nice couch.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: You sit. Do you lay flat down on the couch
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: or shit? Yeah? Are they flat down too?
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I gotta get like a coffee table to rest my
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: feet on. What about to get a big TV? Yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: an ottoman maybe, but I think the coffee table will
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: be just better. So I don't get like a side
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: table to put my.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: But have you seen have you seen the ottomans that
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: double as a coffee table?
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I have not. No, They're fucking nice, very interesting.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get one, and I think it's it's
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: too It's just like a piece of man furniture. Yeah
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: that women hate. So my wife was fucking put the
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: cash on that. But I think you just fucking ottoman
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: slash coffee table.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get one, that's both, dude.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I think I might just leave my bed in the
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: living room and then put my desk in my bedroom
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: and then write it off, write.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: It off as an office.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: You cannot do that, Yes you can. No, you can't.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Yes you can, I'm telling you right now. You can't
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: do that. You can. It has to have its own
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: separate entrance.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: That would be the It has its own door.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: A door out. No, it has to have an entrance
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: to like the outside world.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: No, way.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: No, it's like the main.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Thing that people try to fucking like scooter out on
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: their taxes. There's every I guarantee everybody who's tried to
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: pull some funny shit with this has gotten caught because
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: they fucking checked, they audit it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I'm filing my taxes today, late as hell, and you're.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Gonna try and claim the office on.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Theseits getting claimed.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Now, I'm not.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I was thinking for twenty twenty three. No, just claim it, dude.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: I was going through all my expenses and I put
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: it all into like that mint website because it keeps
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: track of like all the categories and stuffy, dude. The
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: amount of money that I spent on uber eats like
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: mind boggling.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: It's bad, Jude. Five figures on.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Uber eats yeah, and ubers, damn, and I can expense
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: all of it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: It's all getting.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Written up for oh for your taxes.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Well, the ubers are the uber eats that are not.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Because you uber to work and you uber on the road.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and all my flights I do, I spent more
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: money on uber eats.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Gonna listen to this ship, bro, you gotta spend it
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: or they take it from you.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: That's what fifty cents.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Said, Bro, this is all loud.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Ubering to work.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about uber like all this, all this
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: stuff on the road. Got oh you spent all that
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: on the road.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: No, No, that was like total.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe have to split it up, bro, Yeah, it's gonna be.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: There are such assholes. There's such dickhead you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Know, in other countries they do your taxes for you,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: and they just send you what you owe.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: They send you like an invoice. They're like, this is
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: what you owe?
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: That makes sense?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Why why do I have to do this shit?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking and then they're just gonna adjust it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: They be like, no, that's actually not You're wrong about this.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It's just glorified homework.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: That sucks, dude. I haven't had like that that feeling
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: in so long.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that pressing feeling of homework. Yeah, that sucks so bad.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Moving is homework too.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I still have to finish fucking moving.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Dude, packing up your ship that sucks terribly.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I have so much stuff to do.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: That's infuriating.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: What do you is like half your stuff still at
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: your old place? Yeah, oh my god, you gotta buy boxes.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: No, I have boxes there already.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: But they're just honestly, it's all boxes, dude.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: It'll be easy. I'll just have to uber a bunch.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: But oh dude, it's so much shit.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: And then I go to Iceland's next week from fucking
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: pumped for gonna rain the entire time we're there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: That's fine, though, you're with your boys. Who gives a fuck?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: What were you gonna get tan? Were you gonna wear
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: anything that didn't have a hood on it anyway other
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: than your sweater.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: We're getting our Icelandic sweaters on day one.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: But you could just roll up that turtle neck over
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: your head, dude, just yeah, throw it over your head
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like a Pooh sisty like George Pickens.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I gotta I just copped uh an ie mask, sleepy
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: mask wait, like the ones that now, the ones that
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you put like the masks, oh over your head?
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I sleep with those some some mornings.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Really, I have like fucking sunlight pouring in floor to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: ceiling windows.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Beautiful.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta I got that, because if only it
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: gets it doesn't get dark, or it gets dark it
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: starts getting light out at like three am.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You got to trick your body. Yeah, where are you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: guys staying? The woods you're in tents or like in
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: o glamping kind Yeah, no tents yeah, no, Like we're
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: getting tents.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: You're gonna set them up yourself.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, setting up a tent is easy. No, you're not, dude, Bro,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I did the most dangerous game show. I know how
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: to set a tent.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: You're gonna sleep in that kind of tent? Yeah? In Iceland?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: What the fuck? Yeah?
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I thought that you were staying my boys straight cuddling.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Bro, there's like a non zero chance you die staying
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in a tent like that. Hell no, what if a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: bear comes and gets you?
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: We've already been through this, dude.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: The most dangerous animal they have in Iceland is and
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: is the as the snow fox.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: What about the size of a kitty cat?
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: What about the elements?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Or what about a fucking drunk Icelandic dude wielding an axe?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: That could happen.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: We could get blown up by a volcano, But that
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be the worst way to go out.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: That would be kind of cool.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: I yeah, I could never or falling into a glacier
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: or some shit like that. Did you see the video
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: of the dude falling into the glacier?
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I did terrifying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how scary?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Was that horrifying?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: How did he get out?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I'd need the end of that story, dude.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Those things just don't stop. They know, they go to
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: like the center of the earth thing and he.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Was like trying to he luckily like wedged his skis. Yeah,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: like fucking chopsticks.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: In the wall.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I literally don't know how they like did they just
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: find that video camera on his dead body?
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Maybe?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Who did you learn how they do when they're hiking?
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: And they just throw the ladder over those.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Even the guys who climb everest they put ladders, they
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: still do that to this day.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: That's scary as fuck.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: There has to be a better method.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Just don't do it and a ladder? You're fishing the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: entire time? Are you gonna go on any excursions?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: No, we're uh, we're fishing two days, I think. Unfortunately
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: we're not actually there for that long. This sucks is
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: this is We're just gonna have this exact same conversation
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: show next week's episode. Why because I'm gonna be It's
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: give me the day before I leave, all right?
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: We just save it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: No, we had nothing else to talk about.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: you think college is for.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Uber and Uber eats.
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: What deals this good?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: ninety nine a month.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Bro, I got a but the second half of the show,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I got fucking stories on Stories.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I leave May seconds. But the thing is,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: my flight is not until eight pm because there's only
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: red Eyes, and I get in on set six am
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: on May third, and then I believe I leave May eighth.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Well, what time can you check into your tent? Yeah?
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: I can't get my tent until three o'clock.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Well, we have to get our thing is we have
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: to get like our car and shit.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Are you so you're packing a tent?
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: No, we're renting all of it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: There, Where do you get them from.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: There's like a whole like thing where you can get
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: like the tents, the sleeping bags and everything.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: No hotel nights, No hotel nights. We might do a
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: hotel night the last night.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna definitely do a hotel the last night.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna be staying at like the Ritz Carlton
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: and Shit, my buddies.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: They need the tents. They can't afford hotels.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: That's their best option. Yeah, you have to spring for them.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: They're they're probably living in tents in America right now.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: You're homeless boys.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw them in Austin where those of the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: dudes you're talking to, Yeah, tent boys in.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Austin sleeping outside of the mothership.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: So is that is that? Literally?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Why like they're just trying to do a shoe string
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: vacation like this or do they fancy themselves to be
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: like bear grill style outdoorsman.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: So I'll tell you what happened.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I woke up one day and I said, I, you
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: know what, I've never really been on a vacation that
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I've planned that like by myself, that I've wanted to do.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: It was like probably like my sixth Instagram in a row.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I think you were in this is when you were
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: in Brazil or Florida, whichever one it was. That no
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: one knows because for some reason there's a lot of
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: mixed opinions on where you were, even though I'm pretty
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: sure you were in Florida.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was in Florida.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But for some reason, Tyler is fully convinced that
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: you were in Brazil.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Brazil too. No, I couldn't.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly, but you see someone vacation and like that,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck him.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: So I woke up and I was on Instagram and
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: my Instagram explore page. It's all just like pictures of
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: like cows and mountain goats and stuff, and it's all
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: in Switzerland. And I was like, I really want to
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: go to Switzerland. It's like a bucket late bucket list
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: place I want to go. So I texted my buddies
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: and I was like, Hey, I'm going to go to
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Switzerland in May because I have a bunch of shit,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Like I'm on, I've been on the road for I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: will I have what I had Nashville, Austin, and then
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to San Francisco and I'm like, that's kind
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: of a long burst of traveling. I want to go
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: away after that. And so I was like, I'm gonna
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: go to Switzerland. And then I'm talking to my buddy Bo,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: whose mom's a flight attendant so he flies for free.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: So I was like, why don't you come to Switzerland
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: with me? What Delta?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I know, yeah probably, and I was like, well,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, you should uh come to Switzerland with me?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: And he was like yeah, when are you going? And
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I was like I was gonna go like mid May
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: and he was like I could go early May, and
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: I was like all right, cool. And then my other
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: buddy Matt was like I actually got off of school
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: like right then. He's like, I'll also come to Switzerland.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: And I was like, awesome, let's go to Switzerland. And
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: maybe an hour later, Bo calls me and he's like
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: he's like, dude, I got a way better idea. He's like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: let's go to Iceland instead. You got Tyler Childers Yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: And I was like I was like, wait, like why
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: would we do that. He's like he's like, dude, Switzerland
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: is way too expensive, Like I'm not gonna be able
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: to afford it. Turns out Iceland is more expensive than Switzerland.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's no island and it's Yeah, it's not
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: connected to the rest of You're.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: A beer is like twenty bucks in Iceland.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It's cheap to get there. Yeah, but once you're there
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that like we got you now.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly so now and then it turned in he
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: likes to fish, So now it's turned into a fishing trip.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I've been fishing maybe five times in the last decade.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, there's always the Bow Show. Yeah, it's also now
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: fucking Bow Show.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Now we're going to Iceland, which I'm still happy to
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: be It's gonna be fun. But I wanted to go
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: to Switzerland and now we're strictly just fishing, which I'm
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: fine with. I like fishing, but you just like bo
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: I'm just happy to be going somewhere.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: At least your your Instagram better go crazy. Oh yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: are you gonna like turn it up?
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I've already got some ideas. Yeah, what I'm working on
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: some content?
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about a promo for me and
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Francis Charleston show in West Virginia.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Do some some of.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Avoid that promo. Bro.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: True, let's get to a fuck one hundred thousands, and
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: now we do hitch one. Do it, bro, do a
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: travel vlog and put it on.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Definitely not doing that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Just do a couple of selfie videos.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going on vacation. I'm not fucking doing travel wogs.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Let's get to one hundred thousand. Think about that plaque, dude,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: think about one. We're lining up fucking ketamine on that plaque.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Fucking dude, off the hundred thousand fucking celebrities pouring in
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: There's no fucking way I'm doing a travel vlog. It
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: was so funny, dude. Everyone I was telling I was
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: telling everyone about it, and they were like, are you
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: doing a Like people at the stand they were like,
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: what are you doing? Shows out there? They're like, there's
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: probably a club where you can do some shows. And
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, did you guys have an off switch.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm going away for like five days. I'll
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: be okay without doing standing. They're always trying to grind
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: small rooms. A pretty good club there.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, comics little box. There's a killbox out in Iceland.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: They love to tell other comics what the name of
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the club is Oh they're like they describe it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: They're like stage on the left, a little bit dark.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that room is fun.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah. They love to talk about.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: The Most rooms are all the same.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: It's a great room.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh that's a ship box. Oh that room is
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: a fucking murder palace.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Stage all the way in the back, shares in front
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of it, slice facing it, there's a bar. It's like, oh,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: all the rooms are the same. There's oh, that's a
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: great room. Wood on the walls.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know that paintings that one I did
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: look up. They do have a comedy club. It's called
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: the Secret Sellar, And the first picture was Bill Burr
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: going up there.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: No way.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably on vacation with his family, sneaking away.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah what are you doing, honey?
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah nothing.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to the Secret seller but I'm pumpsuit.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be fucking fun.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: We should go to Switzerland as a show. Look at
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: the Mean Girls pod. They're always traveling for their ship.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Look at Andrew.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Schultz's My problem is not one of one of us
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: is not a billionaire.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: They're flagrant bro They're always traveling. No, No, this is
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: actual right off.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: If we go for the purpose of work, that's a
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: literal right off, Like we don't have to have barstool
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: pay for it. We'll go for the purpose of work,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: and then we'll write off our expenses on it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: What is the right off? The right off?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: You don't actually get that money back. It just lowers
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: the percentage down right exactly.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Ah, look at the boy.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Oh and in the flesh, come through, come through, come through,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Come to with us, break bread with us.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: How are you feeling, brother? Yeah?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably got a lot of pent up energy. Is
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: that chair broken?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're gonna want to fix that before your
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: head goes through the glass.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: I could really only PLoP them once.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's already plopped, dude. How do you feel? Oh good.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: I was supposed to get the last thing out of
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: me today though, and then it didn't happen. So that's
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: gonna be later in the week. So a little frustrated,
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: but much better.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Can you tell us what's been going on? Uh?
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: I got my appendix out like a month ago. Yeah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: and I thought that was the root of all the
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: pain I was in, which which it was. But then
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: in the recovery process. I was getting worse and worse.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Turns out I got infected when I got my first surgery,
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: So there ended up being like a grapefruit sized abscess
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: in my ribcake.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: That I didn't know.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: I was powering through, and then I eventually collapsed, and
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: then I still didn't want to go to the hospital,
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: so I slept one more night in our apartment, and
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: then my girlfriend brought me to the emergency room the
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: next day.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: A great one sized absss.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Did they remove that? Yeah?
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: What the did?
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: You got to see.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: It like in liquid form?
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Oh damn, it was just losing.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: They popped that ship like a TikTok video.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: They shove a fucking like needle in your spine and
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: it just comes. It's still in my pocket.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Dude, that is crazy. Did you were you going crazy?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Because when my grandpa had surgery, got infected and he
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: just lost his mind for like a month. You talking
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: ship to like strangers in retrospect. Yeah, I was having
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: a brutal couple of months.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah know yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Now yeah, no, I have like a new lease on life.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Everything's beautiful. Yeah, that's because I did a week in
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: the hospital after like the initial week and like I couldn't.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: I couldn't do the sunlight through the windows because it
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: made me feel like a hamster because you weren't allowed
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: to go out and play with it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I had. So I was just.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Windows down for like a week, so I had no
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: concept of time. What were you doing for the Christopher
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: Nolan movies as well didn't help?
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, yeah, what do you do?
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: You got a roommate, right, yeah?
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I too?
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Throughout the week?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Were they cool?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: They both died? The first did I think so?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that was scared you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: No, it was not.
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: Chill was also I take that back. My roommate did
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: not die, he got to leave. But a person one
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: but as a person on my surgery floor died right before.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: And there's like as strugs were kicking in and I
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: heard them freaking out about it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Oh blue line? What do they call that?
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Flat line?
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: No?
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: What is it like code blue when the person's dying.
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: I don't know, running around the chickens without their heads,
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: but's crazy. And then the second dude was kind of
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: more of like a Italian pervert type grandpa age.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: It was probably my grandpa.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: He was in there too.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: So every time the nurses would check his belly, he
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: would be like.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: A little tickle.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: It would say, you have to stop saying that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: That's crazy, dude, wash me again. There's a fifty in
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: my wallet. Help yourself do it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I was literally, dude. I went and visited my grandpa
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: in the hospital, and he was like talking ship to
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: all the nurses.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Because of the abscess.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: He just went insane. I got like back surgery. He's
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: also old as ship.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: So I did a week in there, and I think
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: there's guys in there just doing months. Obviously, Yeah, you
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: probably lose it hard. He was calling nurses in to
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: explain friends' bits to them, like he was watching friends. Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: and he would call them in and Rachel's not actually pregnant,
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: yeah yeah, and like they were dealing with other serious things.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Where were you? Where was the what hospital?
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: The one on fourteenth No, both times I went to
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: the emergency room on fourteenth Lenox. Yeah, and then they
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: beat to like seventy eighth or something. Oh, damn stone streets.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: That's what you said. What I texted, They gave you
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: the cobblestone treatment.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: That's fucking brutal. Good.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: I'm very happy to see you all. That's not a
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: great move. That's crazy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: I can't believe that happened to you. Hey, please get
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: help when you need it. Though, I know you have
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: to stop toughing through shit. You're you're tough as fuck,
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: but like learning lesson from it might it might kill you.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I think it's also about this age. You're just like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: there's no way it's anything serious. That's what it was.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Had.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: I actually had, like I shed a single tear at
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: one point where I was like, oh, I'm just like
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: grown now. Yeah, shit can happen.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: Damn. Yeah, you're you're an adult.
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when you're little, you're just like.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, You're like, I'm in insane discomfort. But there's no
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: way it's actually anything serious.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: But I'm a seventeen year old white man.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll be all right. It's just all the
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: fucking heartburn.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, take some pepto business.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's horrible. Jesus Christ, dude.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take care or when you feel that shit, you
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: gotta I guess gott to check out.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: I don't know if people are listening, you.
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: Know, Landlord called me. Yeah, it's like one of the
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: first things I saw, like waking up and I answered
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: it before getting a vital check from the nurse, and
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: my blood pressure.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Was like triple Oh.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Really yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: They almost had to like they didn't believe me. I
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: was trying to explain that story to them. I was like, no,
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: I just got a call from my landlord. They're like, no,
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: something's wrong.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: Oh damn, that's how much it stress you out. Did
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: you tell him you're in the hospital like this all
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: the time? He does bullshit. No, he's clean. He's got
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: a different accent.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: He used that on us though. He was like, I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: my mom's in the hospital.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, you're not in the hospital. Yeah, man,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: we're we're probably going to be in the hospital because
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: there's fucking rats running around our apartment.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Now. I haven't been, have you, dude, None of us
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: have been. It's gotta be a fucking nightmare. And there. Okay,
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: have you just been in Long Island.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's been in the hospital.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: He got out of he got out.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: I got out there.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Probably left early with your hard headed ass.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: It was ripping the ship off. I don't need to
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: be in here. Yeah, get me out there.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: So what what's that insurance, Like, is that barstool insurance
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: hitting different or.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: I hope dude us got back onto it right in
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: the nick of time. Yeah, there was like a six
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: month window. I was insurance list.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: Tim Dillon would be like, pay for yourself.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that's crazy everything. What is an abscess?
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: There's seems to be no difference between that and the
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: tumor other than the cancer.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: So you have a benign tumor? Yeah, yeah, benign?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it's just like pussible.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: An abscess assist and a tumor.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: I don't think an absess is firm enough to be
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: considered I have no Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: I think a cyst is like really firm, right, is it? Yeah?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: They assist. It's like a rock. That was the other.
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: I know nothing about the human body or health, medicine
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: and anything. Explained stuff to me and I didn't know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: I feel like a little vacation. You got to unplug
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: a little.
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: Oh I was binging off.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched Beef.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: Did you guys watch Beef?
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Put Me on fucking ten part limited series on Netflix.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: The two co stars have been canceled since released last week.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: The one of the characters raped.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: They're probably good acting about it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: But yeah, Stephen jan Ali Wong probably incredible Americans. Yeah
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: for what for knowing about rape?
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Oh damn, damn, you can't even know these days. Isn't
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: she actually canceled? Isn't she like huge?
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: Uh No, just by like the dumb twitter.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: See he just caught a little bit of heat. Yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: just a mild amounting.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: But it was really good. I'm surprised you guys didn't
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: see anything about it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta try it. I gotta check it out. Did
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: they have you on any drugs?
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the fun months for the first couple morphine and Tyler.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: What were you saying, what's higher than morphine fentyl?
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: I said morphine rock, who was like the coolest thing
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: in the world.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you explained it well once.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: It was like a hula hoop goes in the top
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: of your head all the way to your toes, but
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you feel like your body getting warm.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I always declined it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Why because I was back when I was smoking weed
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: and I didn't get my fulled out, and I was
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: like smoking weed, and I thought that if I took morphine,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I would tell my parents that I was smoking weed.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I thought it doesn't truth. It makes Yeah, dude, it
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: makes you go crazy your parents.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Makes you lie way better.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Like everybody addicted to morphine is the biggest liars in
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: None of those people.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Definitely people like smoke. Can't you smoke morphine? Was he
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: like the lyric Oh yeah, yeah, I think Hunter S.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Thompson was doing a lot of morphine.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: Morphine pills, like fucking pink on his morphine because it's
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: making me itch.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah damn, I mean we should get some morphine.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: You should have.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I can't what do you you're talking that the morphine
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: was gonna make you tell your parents you were on week.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I just wouldn't want to be like everyone used to
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: like post videos where they would get their wisdom teeth out,
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: like morphine, Okay, I don't know or what it's like.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: The yeah, well they what I was gnnat my wisdom
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: teeth out. They were like, you can either get laughing
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: gas or morphine, and I was gonna just do laughing gas.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: And then they were like, actually, don't even need to
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: get them out.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: And your parents knew you smoke weed, Like hell no,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: they definitely did.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: They knew.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about.
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: The golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: any day even better. And if you're looking to improve
• 43:53
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• 44:06
  Speaker 9: ev will put a smile on your face no matter
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Probably go for like ten thousand dollars. Yeah, they should
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: sell a limited amount. Yeah, they should sell like one
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: million of them at ten thousand dollars each.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: Ye.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: That would sell out so fast. Yeah, and then think
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: about the resale. It'd be like Taylor Swift tickets exactly.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: That.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: You're a good enough liar, Yeah, fair enough.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: It's just like ten years ago. Do you guys already
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: recapt a tower?
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: We touched on it. It was good as fuck, though.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: How was it fun it was?
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Or just a cool ass crowd?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Are we in the second hour of the show, second
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: half hour? Oh yeah, at forty right now, if you're
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: at home, start finger popping. We promise people finger finger
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: popping for the second hours, like your own butttholes, you
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: promise we do it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: But it was a good ass.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It was just fun, casual, good crowd, big room rockus.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were fun.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: They were fucking they were singing, they were fucking asking
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: questions some of the ober time somewhere there were drunk.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: It was fun.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: There was uh, there was like one dude who was hammered,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: but they weren't like a problem.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: I think I've had that a couple of times recently.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Usually usually people that are like that, like that can't
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: even talk because they're so drunk, are usually like an issue.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: But lately they've just been like the best.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Between me and you own.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: It was just a testament to how Sas has grown
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: as a performer, because there was no like lulls in
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: conversation or whatever. You always had something to pick it up.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: And the way that he related to the crowd made
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: he was very in control of uh of those moments
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: and knew how and when to do it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: It was just like, ah, it was just it was like.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: It was so wax on wax off turning into fucking
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: smoking punches out of the way, dude.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: It was easy as hell. It was awesome. It was fun,
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: that's dope. We might do some more. I think we
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: might do one in New York. At some point it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Was dope, dude, but I had the rushed back to
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: get to this fucking hot tub boat tour.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I was the hot tub boat Tour.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It was supposed to be on fucking Saturday night, but
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: they fucking had to cancel it on Saturday night because
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: there was lightning.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: And they're like, this dude's charged up.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his chances of getting struck by lightning again are
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: super high.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: And so they're like, you can have like the there's
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: like a four o'clock or eight o'clock.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Just call me back. And so I talked to everybody.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: They're like, we'll do the four o'clock. I called back
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we just gave away the four o'clock.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: And so they said that we could come at twelve o'clock.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: We could come early at twelve o'clock for the bow Tour.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So like the fucking and this is it was rescheduled
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like two years ago because there was fog, there was
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: low visibility, so they had to reschedule it again on
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Sunday or to Sunday. But there was a marathon going
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: on in Brooklyn, and there was also a marathon going
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: on in Jersey City where it was, and so we
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: gave us like thirty five minutes a half hour to
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: get over there, and we got trapped in the city.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: We couldn't go anywhere. We couldn't go like, we couldn't
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: travel through the streets of Jersey City, and we like
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: talking to this woman. She was like, the other people
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: are late. Just get here on time. Even the captain
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: was calling us, being like, just you want to go
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: north here, telling us all like the intersections. He was like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: we'll save the boat for you, and like we were
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: just getting off at the exit and they called us
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we just left. The Hot Tub Boat
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Tour just left without you. So we got completely fucking dicked.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody was furious. There was like another car drive and
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: they just drove like straight down to Philly. They didn't
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: even do the exit. Like we we got fucked on
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the Hot Tub Boat Tour. Bro We never got to go.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It was the lowest vibes ever. Everybody was so fucking angry.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And that left to like six am for that shit.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: We gave ourselves a whole day to get to this
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: fucking hot tub boat tour and we couldn't even go
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: in the fucking hot tub boat tour.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: That sucks.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody was so mad at each other. We were just
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: trapped in traffic. Fucking Waves was lying to us. It
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: was it was the worst Sunday in a long, long time, dude.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: We were fucking infuriated. That's no hot tub boat.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Tour, dude.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Traffic is a nasty, nasty thing.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Especially during a marathon.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: We were how what it was? Yes, hear there was
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: a marathon.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: There was two marathons in the two cities that.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: I was trying to take me two hours to get
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: back from the airport on when yesterday?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the fucking which where do you fly into?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, because there was a fucking marathon surrounding
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I took this screenshot because I was so insanely furious
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: with my Uber driver.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Look at this.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: These are the recommended routes to get back to my
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: apartment from JFK.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: He took the middle one, and we're here.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Why what the hell are we doing over here? Why
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: are we here? We're a mile away from everything else?
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Why the fuck are we over do? We were like
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: we were in like upstate New York.
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: Did you say anything to them?
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: No, it was probably because.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I let out some big exhales.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Just like looking at the road in front of them,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: and dude, uber drivers can feel that shit whenever you're
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: driving through.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Dude, when we passed this one and I was like, oh,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: he's just gonna take the right here, and he just
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: steam rolls through, lost my shit, just stopped traffic.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: The whole time.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: I was like a roadbridge to the point that I
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: was like, I want to get out of the car
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: and me and you are gonna fight. This has nothing
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: to do with anyone else on the road except for
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: me and you.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: He was definitely avoiding this. He definitely had a method
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: to his mat.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: It took us two hours. The other one it said
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: it was gonna take us an hour to get back.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: The other option is Atlantic Avenue, the one that goes
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: right up the middle, And this dude took me on
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Atlantic Avenue. It said it was gonna because I came
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: from JFK as well. It said it was going to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: take an hour and ten minutes. It took an hour
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and forty minutes of stop and go. I was about
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: to throw up outside it. I was like googling the
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: landmarks we passed because I was so bored, so frustrating.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Aaron Copeland, the composer went to Boys and Girls high
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: down in bedsty. Damn we were passing it. I was
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: googling everything that I saw. It was just so fucking boring.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: It was infuriating.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: It was really, it's really infuriating. You do about the
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: traffic though, I guess nothing.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: People had three deaf ubers, Yeah, you had one. I
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: had three deaf ubers.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Tyler was telling us about having two deaf ubers. And
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: then the last uber we went into.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: Are you allowed to not be pumped about that?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: No, I'm a hype. It was crazy though, it was.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: It was there was it was nice that he didn't
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: talk at all, but also he uh, he had the
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: directions on like the max summer volume that directions could
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: possibly go, so every like.
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: Seconds lasted like call me maybe full volume.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah he can't hear it, but every thirty seconds it
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: would be like the like like ear piercing would be
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: like take a left on Cove Street, like blaring through
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: the speakers.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: And he had no idea.
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: It's hard to get one and then I got back
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: to back and I was like, there's no way you
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: guys are.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Gonna believe me. So yeah, within the last one almost killed.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the uber from where we were when you told
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: us was a deaf guy.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: We were so excited.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: Crazy, We were like whisper ring to each other. We
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: could have Yeah, we didn't have to.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: It is uh like we were saying, it must be
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: super annoying for them to have to explain every single day.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: But Tyler said, the one guy just had it down
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to an art.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, I like point.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: To the ear throat slash and.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they make you do the pin. Let us let
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: him know that it's you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Deaf, not.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Damn bro Oh, and I know you've been cheffing up
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: fucking sketches at all times.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: I had some ideas in the emergency room or whatever
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: about that. Yeah, I'd love to rent a doctor's set.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: I feel like we could get a bunch done. Oh yeah,
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: that'd be fun.
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: Girl. Yeah, it's just a funny place. Yeah, it's so dumb,
• 51:55
  Speaker 10: are they No? But they probably are, But they're probably
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: smart in their little field. They're like, no shit, we
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: don't know, but they're still dumb. As regular humans.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: No, they're all very smart, but at least what I
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: deal with, it's like specialized and they're not allowed to
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: talk about whatever they're not their department is, and I
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: only talk about you very specifically. Yeah.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense because they're probably about to
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: get sued out the ass.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I feel like if we got a plane set, we
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: could just we would make so many easy Oh.
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like how many? You probably right every time you jokes?
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, Well I told you on my way here,
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: so I I So.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: I did Shane's show on Tuesday, and then we went
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: we went out, We went out into like three in
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: the morning, and then I woke up at ten to
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: on my flight, so hungover. I was like, okay, I
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: gotta leave by eleven to make this flight. Eleven thirty
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: is rolling around, I'm still in bed. I'm like, I
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: should probably get up now. I I'm the last person
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: on the plane. I had to run over a mile
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: in JFK. I ran from security to the last gate
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: of the of the entire airport.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: And I got.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: I get on the plane.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm like literally like sweating through my sweatshirt and
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: because I'm hungover, and I haven't worked out in a year,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: so I'm soaked in sweat and I and I'm walking
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: back to get in my seat and there's a lady
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: sitting in my window seat with a baby, like a
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: one year old baby, and I'm like, oh, yeah, twenty
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: four a, I mean, that's me. And she just stares
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: at me like blank face, and I'm like, but I
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: guess I'll just sit in the middle, like the middle's fine,
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: and she's like, oh, really, that's that's fine with you,
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I guess, yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: It doesn't really say there's any other option unless I'm
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: gonna make you and your baby sit in the middle.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: So I sit in the middle. And once I sit down, dude,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: she just lets the baby is just free to do.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: The baby's like grabbing my throat phone throwing it on
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: the ground, and the mom's like dozing off.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: I dude, we got like that. You come around and
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: ask if you want to drink.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: I got like a diet coke and she got a
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: sprite and she puts her drink on my trade table
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: cause she's like the kid, I can't put the trade
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: table down.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: That's she outfued you so bad. The baby's just punching
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: your face like has bulah. Yeah, you just have to like, yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you don't want to fight that baby.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: And then and then we're getting off the plane and
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: she's like you, could you grab my suitcase or could
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: you grab my bag? It's like in the up up thing,
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: the top thing, And I was like, yeah, of course,
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: and I get out.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I pull down the thing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: There's one bag, big suitcase. Grab this big suitcase. I'm
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: struggling to get it down. I'm like slipping, like I
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: can't really get a good grip on it. It's heavy
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: as fuck. I get it all the way down. She
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: looks at me and she goes, that's not my bag.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: And then she pulls it down and there's literally like
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: this smallest like Starbucks paper bag with like something in it,
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: and she just grabs that and walks away. And I'm like,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: you just watched me fucking use all of my energy
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: to get this big suitcase off, And why didn't you
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: let me know before I had it off of the
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: thing that it wasn't your back?
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: Did she say thank you?
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: No?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: That would infuriate me so much. I was taking the
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: bag back and stuffed it back up there, just.
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: Chuck it to the end of the plane. It makes
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: you empathize with the dude, Yeah exactly.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: And then we get off the plane and we hat
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: like the moontime people, they like send a car to
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: pick you and all the other comedians on your flight up.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: And it's like me and Ian Finance and he is
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: just the most energetic person on earth. So I'm like
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: a zombie and we're on the twenty minute drive to
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: the hotel and he's just he has the guy driving
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: us just blaring SKA the whole like max volume the
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: whole way, like recording and being like moon.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Tower here we come.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. He
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: does have so much energy over he was like, I'm
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: going I'm going sky Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Did we We were walking from we were walking through
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: the airport and there's just this dude sitting by himself
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: eating pizza and he just goes right after him goes,
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: You're gonna neat all that, and then just keeps walking
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: and I was like, dude, what the fuck.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: It's a comedy festival, bro. He came in firing.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was revving himself up getting his practice reps
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: in as he fucking got over there.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: He did go skydiving.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: I know, it's insane.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: We saw him out front that night and he just
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: was I felt bad because we're like we told him,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: we're like, we're gonna come to your show, and then
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: we didn't go to a show.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't. I didn't have any energy to do that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: I know we're sick, but that that was dick head.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But he was like popping out the like hit like
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: the little hand on his finger.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he goes, let me know if you need
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: a hand, and he at the hands one of those
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: hands that like sticks to your finger.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: And we walked past him the second night and the
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: exact same thing, not to us, but someone else hand
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  Speaker 5: Let's talk about three chie. Hey, what's going on there?
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: Pal? We saw you in the hockey game Markert, So
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 5: I got a drink named after me. Big deal, Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: See it fellas I invented the thing you pigeon pink
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  Speaker 6: He's always thrown. Yeah, he's always pitching that thing. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: think it's neat.
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  Speaker 8: You say full throttle exclusively for stage, dude, I.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Don't have a Yeah, I'm not even full throttle on stage.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Oh you are.
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  Speaker 4: Some people are just stoot Some people just have so
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: much energy on stage, like I don't. I can't imagine
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: like being tired and having to go up and be
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: like jumping around and being super energetic.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: But you're also like an object emotion will stay at
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: motion and an object at rest will stay at rest.
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  Speaker 1: And you spend all your time like sedentary. You're just
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: like still all the time. It's not like you're this
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: energetic guy who's like popping around like the city all
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  Speaker 1: the time and like I'm going near this, do that.
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  Speaker 6: You're just you're still. Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just your style, bro, Absolutely not your fucking style, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So come come get it.
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  Speaker 1: Get tickets to see fucking Little Sass in Iceland, SaaS.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: It's at the top of a volcano. Yo, where's Big
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: cat at?
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  Speaker 6: People ask me where you're at all the time.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: If you ask me where you're at all the time?
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  Speaker 6: Where's sass? People get excited to see you.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: And I when you lest me, I go, I don't know,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: probably in Brooklyn, probably not here, yeah, or probably in Brazil.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: You don't give too much to people in social interactions.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: You don't give too little, but you don't give too
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: much to them.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I give them, I give them all they deserve.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: You see, SaaS comes with I say hi to everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I take pictures of the people.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll give a little Frank the tank though, you
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  Speaker 1: give him half whatever they give you.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody like KB will go up and like he'll he'll
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  Speaker 4: be like, dude, come to my house.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he finds clothes. Yeah, they'll sleep over.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he likes them better than than he likes
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: us by a lot.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, he likes people that he doesn't know way better.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: You like people, you know, Yeah, I respect that. Nothing
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: wrong with that, brother, No, nothing wrong with that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Ship k this one night stance Zoo fans with platonic Millyeahs.
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  Speaker 1: You think he burns him up and goes through him,
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  Speaker 1: or you think he reconnects with dudes in the city
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: that he's been to he reconnects.
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  Speaker 5: You've seen old flames.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it'll be like oh from last February.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sick though, it's fucking legendary.
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  Speaker 5: All right, what are we at?
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  Speaker 5: Oh were you gonna rap?
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  Speaker 7: You?
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  Speaker 6: Ever watched King the Hill?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? I already heard this stuff.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: I know, but I felt like I messed up a word.
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  Speaker 6: Love my wife.
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  Speaker 1: I got a chubby's son, Bobby is his name. You
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• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I was just sitting yesterday after I didn't go on
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  Speaker 6: You just wrote that yesterday. I was just sitting.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking pissed off about this hot ub boat tour, thinking
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  Speaker 6: From King of the Hill legend.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome, sick bro, Thanks bro, and then sas, what are
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you presenting? Yeah, I don't have anything to present cool,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I'm mone of my voices. It's damn near gone. It's
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: getting back to what it was. I feel fucking awful.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Advil's worn off, trying too much coffee.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: It's a wrap for me.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: That's fine. We'll see him again next week.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Are you still trying coffee because I needed something hot?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll see you guys next week. Thank you
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: guys for listening.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Goodbye,