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Hour 4 - Very Jerry · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number four because the Benny
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Speaker 1: here an Hour number four. Jerry Jones is satisfied with
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Speaker 1: the Cowboys end of the Micah Parsons trade, what they
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Speaker 1: got back from Green Bay and in the draft your
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Speaker 1: thoughts on that declaration from Cowboy Nation. Also where you're
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Speaker 1: at on actor Dustin Hoffman's commentary on the Cowboys. He
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Speaker 1: showed up Dustin Hoffman, guys, almost ninety he showed up
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Speaker 1: to the Cowboy training camp. We'll talk about what rain
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Speaker 1: Man had to say. And are you surprised how many
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Speaker 1: people were fooled by reports the Chicago Bears were going
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Speaker 1: to change their name to the Indiana Bears or the
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Speaker 1: Play the hits, ma man, play the winning doubt. Throw
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Speaker 1: Jerry's name out. We go to Jerry's world, where these
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Speaker 1: are of the Dallas Cowboys. One of the great hype
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Speaker 1: men of our time, Jerry Jones, declared this week that
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Speaker 1: he is satisfied with the Micah Parsons trade. Roughly a
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Speaker 1: year after roughly a year after Micah Parsons was decommissioned
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Speaker 1: by the Dallas football team, Jerry Jones said, well, listen,
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Speaker 1: if you didn't hear it, I believe we have audio.
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Speaker 1: So let's go to the audio tip. Here's Jerry Jones
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Speaker 1: commenting on a year later the departure of Micah Parsons.
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Speaker 2: Let's listen, it's like going to Las Vegas with some
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Speaker 2: extra money in your pocket, or going out there with
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Speaker 2: the babies new pair of shoes and formal the money
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Speaker 2: in your pocket. You can't be as good as a
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Speaker 2: crapshooter as you are when you've got the baby's new
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Speaker 2: pair of shoes throwing out there with it. So in
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Speaker 2: a way, this look actually created a mental part to
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Speaker 2: us and to my roll in it, with me to
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Speaker 2: step out and make the moves and take the if
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Speaker 2: you will, risks that are involved in it, which they
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Speaker 2: are to be where we are today with the complete
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Speaker 2: makeover of the defense.
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Speaker 1: Well that was a classic jerryism. I don't really know
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Speaker 1: what he's getting at there. Well Vegas he mentioned a
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Speaker 1: babies new pair of shoes and formula money. Oh so,
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Speaker 1: I guess if you have a kid, you can't be
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Speaker 1: a reckless degenerate, but if you don't have a kid,
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Speaker 1: you can be. Is that what he was getting? Yet
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Speaker 1: he also said later on, I like what the result
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Speaker 1: of the trade has ended up as I stand here today,
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Speaker 1: so ergo, I guess you have to make different decisions
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Speaker 1: when you're risking essential things. And Jerryism not as good
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Speaker 1: as many of the other jerisms we've had over the years,
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Speaker 1: like dissecting you know what and all that. So anyway,
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Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question for the esteem panel. Here's the question, Jerry
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Speaker 1: Jones saying, essentially he's satisfied with the Cowboys and of
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Speaker 1: the Micah Parsons. Trade your thoughts. So I've got Hollywood Remake,
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Speaker 1: crash Test dummies, and Spirit Halloween. We'll combine all of
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Speaker 1: in Florida, say have the Gabba Ghul. Have the Gabba
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Speaker 1: Ghul and the babaganooshas we out pope the Pope. All right,
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Speaker 1: So to kick off here, of course, Jerry Jones is
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Speaker 1: going to declare that he is thrilled this stopped being
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Speaker 1: about fruitball. The moment, egos took over, and we know
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Speaker 1: the backstory. We documented it on the airwaves the bully
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Speaker 1: pulpit here at Fox Sports Radio. Jerry and Micah Parson's agent.
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Speaker 1: They got into the feelings, and when you get into
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Speaker 1: the feelings, it turns ugly. Right, imaginary elbows were tossed out,
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Speaker 1: and Jerry turned to his favorite nineteen eighties TV show.
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Speaker 1: He said, you know what, I used to watch the
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Speaker 1: show back in the day, Who's the Boss? Right? And
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Speaker 1: showing everyone, every man, woman and child, that he's the boss.
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Speaker 1: He's the boss became more important than keeping one of
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Speaker 1: the premiere pass rushers in the NFL. So congratulations, Jerry,
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Speaker 1: you won the argument. You did lose the player. It's
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Speaker 1: a classic NFL show game. It goes on in all sports.
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Speaker 1: In the NFL, you waive these sexy draft picks, these
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Speaker 1: unknown commodities out in the airs. Oh, we've got these
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Speaker 1: draft picks. You sell flexibility and that you're the adult
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Speaker 1: in the room, hoping that nobody notices you just traded
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Speaker 1: a game breaker for a bag of spare parts. A
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Speaker 1: mystery bag is what you took. You had something of value,
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Speaker 1: and you took a mystery bag. Now, every once in
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Speaker 1: a while in the mystery bag you find something valuable.
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Speaker 1: Often you don't. The Cowboys starred in this episode. It
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Speaker 1: was a Hollywood remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They
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Speaker 1: walked into the slaughterhouse, they went to the butcher shop
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Speaker 1: in the back of the slaughterhouse, and they handed prime
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Speaker 1: rib to Green Bay and they came home. The cowboys
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Speaker 1: very bragging, nocious. They were telling everybody, told their wife.
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Speaker 1: They told that everyone. So we got three pounds of
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Speaker 1: ground beef. You just gave up prime rip. I know
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Speaker 1: we gave up prime but but we got three pounds
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Speaker 1: one pound of primary for three pounds of ground beef.
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Speaker 1: Come on now, So again, Jerry won the argument and
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Speaker 1: apparently that's all that mattered. Now. Furthermore, staying in the
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Speaker 1: Nard in Oxnard, you've got actor Dustin Hoffman, yes, legend
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Speaker 1: who somehow showed up. It's very odd. He drove all
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Speaker 1: the way from place where Beverly Hills, drove out to Oxnard,
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Speaker 1: which is north of la and showed up at Cowboy
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Speaker 1: training camp this week. And Dustin Hoffin was asked by
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Speaker 1: one of the starstruck Cowboy reporters. He was asked like,
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Speaker 1: what do you think about the twenty two six Cowboys?
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Speaker 1: And what do you think? Dustin Hoffmins said, what do
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Speaker 1: you think? He said, do you think that'd be a
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Speaker 1: little better? Like some of the moves they made look
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Speaker 1: for George Pickens to have a big year? Did you
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Speaker 1: saything like that? No? No, no, Dustin Hoffman told the reporter.
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Speaker 1: When asked about the twenty twenty six Cowboys, he said,
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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about football. I think they're great.
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Speaker 1: Clotes quote all right, question where are you at on
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Speaker 1: actor and legend Dustin Hoffman's commentary on the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, well, listen,
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Speaker 1: he absolutely nailed it. He nailed it right. I Mean,
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Speaker 1: if I ask Lorena, I say, Lareenna, what do you
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Speaker 1: think about the twenty twenty six Cowboys, She's gonna give
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Speaker 1: me the same answer. She's just say, you know, I
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Speaker 1: don't really know much about football. I think they're gonna
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Speaker 1: be great. I think they're gonna be absolutely freaking great.
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Speaker 1: I think they'd be wonderful. Right, Yes, that he tremendous
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Speaker 1: generic brand Cowboy fan. I don't even abut I think
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Speaker 1: I think they're great. Perfection right. That should be printed
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Speaker 1: on every Cowboys season ticket, don't know the players, don't
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Speaker 1: know the depth chart, don't know the coach, don't know
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Speaker 1: jack squat about football. But look at that sexy logo.
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Speaker 1: Holy crap, look at that logo on that helmet. Are
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Speaker 1: you not turned on by that helmet? Look at that helmet?
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Speaker 1: You're not turned on by that one? Come on, what's
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Speaker 1: wrong with you? That's all it takes. Jerry Jones can field.
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Speaker 1: I'm convinced he could put out on the field to
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Speaker 1: save money. Out of an abundance of catching. You won't
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Speaker 1: anyone to get hurt. Let's just hire some crash test
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Speaker 1: dummy robots, and as long as we slap the cowboy
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Speaker 1: helmet on them, we'll give them jerseys and pants, and
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Speaker 1: we'll give them pads. Why not these lunatics, We'll say, oh,
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Speaker 1: this is our year. This team will take a hit.
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Speaker 1: They've got toughness. They never take themselves out of the
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Speaker 1: game because they can't get up and walk, because you
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Speaker 1: know so. Dustin Hoffman should have at least earned his
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Speaker 1: sideline credential by going full rain Man. Do you imagine
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Speaker 1: if he had gone full ray Man.
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Speaker 3: Thirty years without a Super Bowl? Definitely thirty, Yeah, thirty years.
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Speaker 3: Jerry owns the team, Definitely, Jerry, you know, start calculating
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Speaker 3: playoff failures, the whole.
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Speaker 1: Thing like he's in a casino counting cards. Instead, Dustin
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Speaker 1: gave us. Dustin Hoffin gave us the distilled essence of
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Speaker 1: cowboy fandom, zero information, maximum enthusiasm, hypnotize by the Capitol
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Speaker 1: L logo. Now, I will tell you that I believe
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Speaker 1: that Dustin Hoffin gets the old guy hall pass. I
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Speaker 1: know he's very concerned about what the overnight radio guy
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Speaker 1: thinks of him. Dude's eighty nine. He's a freaking legend
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Speaker 1: right in some of the biggest cinema of his time
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Speaker 1: and back when people actually didn't do all the other
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Speaker 1: bullokrap at. Somebody, somebody give this man a tutsi role,
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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. Point him towards the
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Speaker 1: golf cart and just let him enjoy the circus that
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Speaker 1: is Jerry's world. Oh yeah, all right, now, last thing
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Speaker 1: to the name Game, Name Game we go. Well, one
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Speaker 1: bleeding heart blogger in Chicago is getting raked over the
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Speaker 1: coals for a bogus report. Bogus report. Number of people
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Speaker 1: were hornswaggled by the skulduggery of a report claiming that
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Speaker 1: the chicagg Bears were rebranding and they were moving to Indiana,
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Speaker 1: and the Bears were going to be called the either
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Speaker 1: the Hammond Bears or the Indiana Bears. It was a
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Speaker 1: Bear jamboree, is what it was. Well, that report, which
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Speaker 1: sounded bogus. I didn't even talk about it. I usually
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Speaker 1: talk about stupid stuff like this, and I didn't talk
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Speaker 1: about it because I thought, that's not real. That's sports talk, Barry,
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Speaker 1: that's but crack sports. Well, the report has been debunked.
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Speaker 1: The chairman. If you believe George McCaskey, the blowhard who
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Speaker 1: run he won the genetic lottery to own the run
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Speaker 1: the team as the chairman, So George H. McCaskey says,
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Speaker 1: the franchise will remain the quote Chicago Bears close quote
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Speaker 1: even if they do end up relocating across state lines
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Speaker 1: to Hammond, Indiana. He said, quote, we will be the
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Speaker 1: Chicago Bears, whether we're in Arlington Heights, which is the
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Speaker 1: other option, or whether it's Hammond meaning a Soldier Field
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Speaker 1: bye bye. What are they gonna do with Soldier Field?
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Speaker 1: That's pretty prime real estate there in Chicago? What are
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Speaker 1: they gonna do? With that, put a Tesla charging station in.
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Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? I don't know anyway, so
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Speaker 1: ke making it clear that even though they're planning on
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Speaker 1: moving to Hammond, that's the primary target. They're not going
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Speaker 1: to be called the Hammond Bears or the Indiana Bears. Question,
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Speaker 1: are you surprised? Are you surprised by how many people
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Speaker 1: were fooled by these reports that the Chicago Bears were
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Speaker 1: planning on changing their name? Well, no, we used to
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Speaker 1: only fool people on April Fool's Day. Now every day
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Speaker 1: is April Fool's Day. Everyth in day is April fools Day.
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Speaker 1: In the social media age, we all read like six
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Speaker 1: headline words, skip the story, and we sprint naked through
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Speaker 1: the town square, streaming about the information, which is often misinformation.
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Speaker 1: And there was a study done a few years ago
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Speaker 1: that indicated that people just read the headline and then
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Speaker 1: send the story to their friends, like through text, and
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Speaker 1: then people just read it on text and don't click
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Speaker 1: the story. They said, as I remember hearing about this
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Speaker 1: years ago, they said, the most important thing when you
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Speaker 1: write a story on a blog is the headline, because
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Speaker 1: that's the only thing people will read. They don't read
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Speaker 1: the actual story. In fact, you could put the headline
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Speaker 1: on there and have nothing, just a blank so if
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Speaker 1: anyway clicked on the story, it'd be blank, and people
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Speaker 1: would still forward the story to their friends. It's wild.
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Speaker 1: The whole thing is just silliness from the fact that
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Speaker 1: the Indiana political hacks are from what I read, getting
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Speaker 1: ready to put on the spirit Halloween hawk Tua knee
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Speaker 1: pads and spin on that thing for the Chicago Bears.
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Speaker 1: How about a billion dollars a billion dollars in Indiana
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Speaker 1: taxpayer cash for a stadium. Those are your tax dollars
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Speaker 1: at work. There's one thing the future generations in Indiana need,
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Speaker 1: and that's watching a mediocre Chicago Bears team. That's what
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Speaker 1: they need. But moving does not mean you change the name.
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Speaker 1: The Jets and Giants are the New York Jets and Giants,
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Speaker 1: but they play in New Jersey. The Cowboys are not
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Speaker 1: playing in Dallas proper yet they're still the Dallas Cowboys.
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Speaker 1: The La Rams, and the San Diego Chargers. They're in Inglewood,
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Speaker 1: in the hood and up to no good. They're in Inglo,
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Speaker 1: So like Chicago, I will tell you they're definitely grooming
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Speaker 1: fans for the Indiana move. However, renaming them it would
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Speaker 1: kind of be like Coca Cola saying, yeah, we've had
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Speaker 1: the same name for a long time, why don't we
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Speaker 1: just rebrand? I don't we call it Gary's Fizzy brown Water.
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Speaker 1: That sounds good. Who doesn't want to drink fizzy brown water?
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Speaker 1: And we'll put the cocaine back in. People love cocaine,
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Speaker 1: so we'll put that back in. Gary's Fizzy Brown Water
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Speaker 1: with added cocaine. That sounds good. We'll sell a lot, Yes,
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Speaker 1: you will. You don't toss was it one hundred and
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Speaker 1: seven years or something like that of an NFL institution.
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Speaker 1: I think the Bears were founded in nineteen nineteen, I believe,
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Speaker 1: But either way, it's it's around one hundred years. It's
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Speaker 1: a little over a hundre years. One of the NFL's
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Speaker 1: most recognizable brands. You don't just toss that out into
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Speaker 9: are like up to forty different types of melons.
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Speaker 1: Well, nobody, nobody eats them, right, they're not popular or popular.
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Speaker 7: Correct?
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Speaker 9: But according to Google, there are five common melon varieties.
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Speaker 9: I had only heard of the three, you know, the
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Speaker 9: big three.
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Speaker 1: The water the watermelon, right, the what else like the
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Speaker 1: honey deer, one candleope?
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Speaker 9: Yeah, apparently there's there's there's a common and I'm putting
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Speaker 9: that in quotes melon called a galia melon.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
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Speaker 7: And a canary melon.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how did this pop up?
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Speaker 7: Lorena is currently eating watermelon, the juiciest.
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Speaker 1: It is a delicious water that's the king of all melons.
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Speaker 1: The watermelon. It's amazing a hot day, it's just wonderful.
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Speaker 7: You don't even have to like drink water. You can
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Speaker 7: just eat watermelon.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got the high water content, as.
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Speaker 7: You know from how much water content is in a watermelon?
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Speaker 1: Coop? A lot? The answer is a lot.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was like ninety percent, but I could
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Speaker 7: be wrong. I'm double.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. We we have a lot of water in our
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Speaker 1: body too, were mostly water, right.
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Speaker 7: I believe we are like seventy five percent.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we only had a little more, we'd just
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Speaker 1: be as delicious as watermelon.
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Speaker 7: But we don't have that, So that's true.
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Speaker 1: Shade. Yeah, unfortunate. Wrong, Oh, sixty percent, close enough, you know,
23:27
Speaker 1: round up, one, round up. So I thought this was
23:29
Speaker 1: called Michael Kay, who's a New York Yankee broadcast. I
23:33
Speaker 1: guess his buddies with a Rod. I don't know a
23:35
Speaker 1: Rod played for the Yankees. K was a broadcaster over
23:38
Speaker 1: the team. So Michael Kay has an idea for a Rod,
23:40
Speaker 1: and I think it's actually pretty funny. So he says
23:42
Speaker 1: a Rod should come out of retirement for one at bat.
23:47
Speaker 1: That way he would reset the clock on the Hall
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Speaker 1: of Fame. So come back, get like one at bat,
23:55
Speaker 1: or play one game, and then Michael Kay to your shot.
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Speaker 1: He said the Marlins would pack the place they'd like,
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Speaker 1: the Marlins would give a Rod a ceremonial roster spot.
24:06
Speaker 1: And he's like, well he's still in shape, and you know,
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Speaker 1: you can play a game or an any or whatever,
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Speaker 1: come back, get one at bat, pinch it and you
24:14
Speaker 1: get that one at bat. You restart the clock, and
24:17
Speaker 1: then it takes five more years before you're eligible, you know,
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Speaker 1: for the Hall of Fame. And then you've got ten
24:24
Speaker 1: more years of being on the ballot. That gives him
24:28
Speaker 1: fifteen years to get one at bat. Right right now,
24:34
Speaker 1: you know, the clock is running and all that stuff.
24:36
Speaker 1: And I think it's a good idea they used to.
24:38
Speaker 1: This is a guy named Mini Minoso. Nobody knows who
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Speaker 1: that is. Who's younger than the age of like I
24:43
Speaker 1: don't know fifty, But Mini Minoso would come out for
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Speaker 1: like the White Sox and play and get like a
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Speaker 1: token at bat or something like that. And I think
24:51
Speaker 1: he did in the minor leagues two like every year
24:54
Speaker 1: or a couple of years. And I think he did
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Speaker 1: it all the way until it's like sixties or something
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Speaker 1: like that. I forget. I'd have to look it up. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: why not little side promotion, a little side hustle, be
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Speaker 1: ridiculous and stupid. I'd be all all four, all four,
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Speaker 1: all right, So Ben Aller show, We've got the Coop
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Speaker 1: Scoop on entertainment coming up here, in a couple of
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Speaker 1: minutes and we will take your phone calls. My board
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Speaker 1: is currently being reset, so as that is being done,
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Speaker 1: we can tell you about a story that will be
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Speaker 1: with us all NFL season. Mike Vrabel, he went viral pictures.
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Speaker 1: Played the Colts last night in the scintillating thirteen thirteen tie,
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Speaker 1: and he dramatically launched the red Challenge flag high in
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Speaker 1: the air everywhere rather than simply tossing it out on
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Speaker 1: the field. There was a challenge after Anthony Richardson had
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Speaker 1: scrambled it was ruleed dime. It's a preseason game. I
25:58
Speaker 1: don't want to give you the too much on that,
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Speaker 1: but the slow motion video of the theatrical toss and
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Speaker 1: Rabel of tossing this in the air, this thing went viral,
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Speaker 1: got over a million views on social media. The bots
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Speaker 1: really loved it, the algorithm loved it. And there's this
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Speaker 1: debate in the NFL do coaches give the flag job
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Speaker 1: of tossing the red flag the replay flag to somebody
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Speaker 1: else subordinate And asked whether he would delegate the job.
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Speaker 1: Mike Rabel gave the answer quote, no, I'll keep the
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Speaker 1: challenge flag. He said, you know, blah, blah, we're going
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Speaker 1: on the whole thing. It was just like a funny
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Speaker 1: preseason moment there as Rabel going viral. This is the
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Speaker 1: first time he's gone viral on a long time for
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Speaker 1: not canoodling with someone. So let's go to the phones.
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Speaker 1: We'll say hello, eeny, meeny, miney mo. Let's say hi
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Speaker 1: to Lucky Tony, who's in the Bay Area. Hello, Lucky Tony, Welcome.
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Speaker 10: I don't need any of this stuff, and I don't
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Speaker 10: need you.
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Speaker 4: Just this bear's hat.
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Speaker 10: That's all I need. And this the porno tape and
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Speaker 10: the bear's hat. That's all I need. And that's all
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Speaker 10: I need to I don't need one other thing. I
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Speaker 10: need this, the dirt weed, the porno tape, and the
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Speaker 10: bear's hat for sure.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Hello to eed dog out on Long Island. Hello,
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Speaker 1: e Dog, Welcome. What's going on here?
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Speaker 8: Man?
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Speaker 1: I'm today ready to go my lucky day. How lucky
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Speaker 1: am I?
27:36
Speaker 8: Here's the question. Okay, you know my friend Johnny stucks.
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Speaker 1: Right, I've heard you talk about him in the past.
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Speaker 1: Now does he know your your dating situation because you
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Speaker 1: dumped your girl last time we talked?
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Speaker 8: You know, Listen, here's a friend in Chrissy, and she
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Speaker 8: gave me a me.
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Speaker 1: She give you what.
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Speaker 8: And lean Christy and she wrote down my number and
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Speaker 8: she called me a few times. But if you can
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Speaker 8: get the occupation of John Starks right now, you enterprise
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Speaker 8: and he guesses.
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Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, I'm gonna guess what should I guess here?
28:19
Speaker 1: Let's see here? So what do I have to guess again?
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Speaker 1: What am I guessing?
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Speaker 8: If you want?
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Speaker 1: Okay, what am I guessing again?
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Speaker 8: What's John starks occupation?
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Speaker 11: Now?
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Speaker 1: All right? I know what this is. John Starks is
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Speaker 1: now a carrot Top impersonator in Times Square. He does
28:38
Speaker 1: Carrot Tops act in Times Square for tourists from Germany, Loraina,
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Speaker 1: What do you think John Starks is doing these days?
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Speaker 7: Go ahead, long, I think he's a watermelon farmer, all right?
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Speaker 11: Uh?
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Speaker 1: And Coop, well, what do you think John Stark's former
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Speaker 1: Knicks player is doing these days?
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Speaker 7: I think he's a hospice nurse.
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Speaker 1: It's a great profession, very helpful.
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Speaker 8: All right with his hands? How about that?
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Speaker 1: So all of the things that we just mentioned, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: because every job almost requires I can't think of a
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Speaker 1: job doesn't yes give an answer? Before I banged my
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Speaker 1: head against the microphone to the bleeds. Can you give
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Speaker 1: the answer.
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Speaker 8: And anyway, there's.
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Speaker 1: John start. Is John John Starks an auto mechanic or
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Speaker 1: does he own the shop?
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Speaker 8: I think I.
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Speaker 1: Think you just made I think you just made that up.
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Speaker 1: I think he just made the whole you know, I
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Speaker 1: just looked it up.
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Speaker 7: He's not an auto mechanic. Yeah, you just starks Kia.
29:53
Speaker 1: Oh he owns a car dealership. So you're that's a
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Speaker 1: very long stretch because you know how I had a
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Speaker 1: buddy of mine that was in the car business. You
30:02
Speaker 1: know how the car dealerships make their money. They make
30:04
Speaker 1: their money on those They overcharge people for repairs. That's
30:06
Speaker 1: how they make their money. So you kind of are
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Speaker 1: if you own a car dealership, you totally screw people
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Speaker 1: over repairing cars. That's how that business works. I was
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Speaker 1: told by somebody who knows a lot about it.
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Speaker 7: And on the extra the extended warranties.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, extended warranty and then they always you know,
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Speaker 1: they Nicol and Damia and when you need them, they're
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Speaker 1: not available to fix the car. And it's a big,
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Speaker 1: Help me, give me, give me what am I missing?
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Speaker 8: That?
30:52
Speaker 10: You can give me matter you always got.
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Speaker 4: out that. But man, you never talk about the job
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Speaker 1: I agree, I do say jambalayah every once in a while.
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Speaker 4: Chare you need to quit wasting yourself on that West coast.
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Speaker 4: I don't work till four in the morning, but I
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Speaker 1: Thank you well, Thank you Mane. You're a great character, Benjamin.
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Speaker 1: right now, here we go, Marcel introduced coop. Hurry up,
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Speaker 1: But first, Coop Scoop on Entertainment starts right.
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Speaker 9: Luckily we have a short abbreviated Coop Scoop on Entertainment you're.
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Speaker 9: I'm just saying it's a good thing that we do. Okay,
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Speaker 9: all right, we're gonna start off in the theaters. And
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Speaker 9: the new movie out there this weekend that I want
33:01
Speaker 9: to highlight it is called The End of Oak Street.
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Speaker 11: Now.
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Speaker 9: This is a sci fi slash fantasy thriller. The synopsis
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Speaker 9: goes after a mysterious cosmic event rips Oak Street from
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Speaker 9: suburbia and transports their neighborhood to someplace unknown. The Platte
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Speaker 9: family soon discovers that their very survival depends on them
33:21
Speaker 9: sticking together as they navigate they're now unrecognizable surroundings. I
33:25
Speaker 9: believe there are dinosaurs in this movie. I'm just gonna
33:27
Speaker 9: throw that out there. It stars Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor,
33:32
Speaker 9: and Chris Coy is also in this one.
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Speaker 1: Oh Chris Coy, Ann Hathaway, I've heard him, you know.
33:39
Speaker 9: Yeah, Chris coy has been in some TV shows and
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Speaker 9: movies as of late. He's actually gonna be in another
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Speaker 9: show that I'm gonna mention here in a couple of minutes.
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Speaker 9: But good reviews on this one, by the way, and
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Speaker 9: Hathaway's awesome lover all Right. Moving over to television, we
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Speaker 9: have a new show called Don't Say Good Luck and
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Speaker 9: that is available to stream on Netflix right now, and
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Speaker 9: school student whose preparations for starring in her high school
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Speaker 9: musical are interrupted by disturbing news at home. We've got
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Speaker 9: Steve Buscemi and John Lovett's in this one.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard of both of those people. Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 1: I'm hit man. I heard of both those guys. John
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 9: So you've heard both of them because they were both
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Speaker 9: And last, but not least on Sunday on HBO at
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Speaker 9: It comes from Damon Lindelof, who is the creator of
34:49
Speaker 9: Lost and Watchmen, and basically it's centers around the Green Lantern.
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Speaker 1: And I've heard of the Green Lantern. Yes, famous in
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Speaker 9: It doesn't take specific storylines from the comics, but it's
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Speaker 11: If you want to call me mouthwash Mike, that's fine.
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Speaker 1: You're gonna be at the now mouthwash Mike. A, we're
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Speaker 11: Yeah, well, my gosh, you know what I'm gonna do.
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Speaker 11: I'm gonna be there, all right.
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Speaker 1: That would mean you you're attending, all right. Mouthwashed Mike
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Speaker 1: is one of our favorites.
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Speaker 7: Hees.
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Speaker 1: How many times have you swum through the Bellagio fountains?
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Speaker 1: Like seven or eight times?
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Speaker 7: It's amazing.
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Speaker 11: I no, no, no, no, it's been over. It does
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Speaker 1: Beautiful. All right, Maybe, well how about this after the
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Speaker 1: and watch him swim through the fountain. That'd be fun.
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Speaker 1: Let's walk Ame Brandon Brandon from Cannesau City. Hello, Brandon, welcome.
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Speaker 4: In the jet.
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Speaker 1: Alright, gentlemen. Now, Brand Brandon's a friend of mine. I
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Speaker 1: I've met both these guys. I met Brand at the
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Speaker 1: Kansas City Meet and greet we did, and so all right, gentlemen,
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Speaker 1: here we go. We've got close but no cigar and
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Speaker 1: alumni association. Which one do you want? Mouthwash Mike? All right, Brandon,
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Speaker 1: which one do you want? Brandon?
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Speaker 11: All right?
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Speaker 1: All right, I give you the athlete. Tell me the
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Speaker 1: last college they played for. Your name is your buzzer
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Speaker 1: in basketball? For two hundred dollars, Michael Jordan Brandon, Brandon, Brandon,
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Speaker 1: that is correct. Wait, did you wait? What is going on?
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Speaker 7: My answered without using his buzzer.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta use your buzzer, dude, all right, four
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I'll give you the athlete. Tell me the
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Speaker 1: last college they played for. From the he's currently in
39:42
Speaker 1: the NFL right now, Baker Mayfield, Brandon, that is correct,
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Speaker 1: All right, six hundred dollars. I'll give you the athlete.
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Speaker 1: Tell me. Tell me the last college they played for
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Speaker 1: from the NBA Legend of.
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Speaker 11: Barent In making Mainfield from Texas Tech.
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Speaker 1: Did the last place you played? All right? From the NBA,
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Speaker 1: Carl Malone, the Mailman. No one wants to say their name?
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Speaker 1: Why is everyone mumbling? Uh, Louisiana Tech. Louisiana Tech is
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Speaker 1: the answer. You guys are both terrible, but I love
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Speaker 1: you both, and that's all that really matters when we
40:31
Speaker 1: play these stupid games, So thank you for being terrible.