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Always Judge a Pilot By His Cigarettes feat. Are You Garbage Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 97 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: All right, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of
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  Speaker 6: a Boy Dad Podcast. We got a fantastic episode lined
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  Speaker 6: up for you guys today. Uh, we got the boys
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  Speaker 6: from ru Garbage coming in and they counting hot. First
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  Speaker 6: thirty minutes just going to be Me and Ron just
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  Speaker 6: fucking catching up, shooting the ship, just playing around and
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  Speaker 6: then uh, your amigo, you know, yeah, stay tuned for
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  Speaker 6: more Bonjor Amigo, bondor amigoss I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad bro.
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  Speaker 6: When is your rap battle February? What's the date, twenty
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  Speaker 6: six or something? February twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 1: Bonjoor Amigo andjor.
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  Speaker 6: Amiga will be taking the stage.
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  Speaker 1: I am the Bonjor Amigo.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to be in Plano, Texas this weekend and
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  Speaker 6: then Boston, Massachusett. It's the weekend after.
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  Speaker 1: But that's neither here nor there. First Let's get to
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  Speaker 1: some first. Let's get to some fucking riffing light conversation
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  Speaker 1: followed up by some.
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  Speaker 6: Intense conversation with the ru garbage boys. You may have
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  Speaker 6: seen them on YouTube.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you finish this sentence? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You keep on extending this sentence a little bit longer, and.
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  Speaker 6: The are you garbage boys are gonna make this episode?
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  Speaker 1: And I can't tell when you're done?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Why did you say audios Monfrere.
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  Speaker 6: Audios Monfrere. Yeah, what does Montfrere mean? My brother, audios
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  Speaker 6: Monfrere and bon Amiga and Amiga will see you guys
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  Speaker 6: in this episode. Thank you for listening. Oh, make sure
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  Speaker 6: Amiga, welcome back to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I like this vibe.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ditching We're ditching the Son of a Boy Dad. Bullshit,
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  Speaker 6: actual conversation, actual conversation, real, real, no slaps. So we're
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  Speaker 6: taking it slow today. Nothing over the top, no, nothing
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  Speaker 6: over the top, just hopping right in cold open for
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  Speaker 6: meeting you where you're at Yeah, I'm here, brother, I
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  Speaker 6: know I could tell your president is hell today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I I'm a little I got to get
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  Speaker 6: over the sleepiness post gym, but I think it's coming soon.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it's the fact that you went to
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  Speaker 1: the gym.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, today it did feel a little a little bit
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  Speaker 6: more like uh like I felt better after Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: felt like I was more there sharp.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the psychiatrist and he he gave me
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  Speaker 1: a prescription of five sets twelve reps on the incline
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  Speaker 1: dot dress. So that should sort you out, bro, I
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  Speaker 1: should lick that depression that you got.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was. I was doing a lot of a
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  Speaker 6: lot of bar work today. No dumbbells.
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  Speaker 1: What benefit does that give for you? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Because obviously the dumbells were really eaving you out.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like I was doing a lot of compound movements,
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  Speaker 6: really working the whole body.
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  Speaker 5: That's the best way to just fucking beat yourself up.
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  Speaker 6: I had the core nice and engaged, just had to
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  Speaker 6: teach the triceps a lesson, sat them down. So you've
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  Speaker 6: been misbehaving? Kind to punish you? Did they take their
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  Speaker 6: pick three by eight light fast? That's light been lifting
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  Speaker 6: light right recently, still working off that rust before I
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  Speaker 6: go back to heavy.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about light reps or light weight light weight?
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  Speaker 6: Just more high reps, sets of eight and sets of
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  Speaker 6: ten rather than.
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  Speaker 1: Five five and yeah five, it used to be a
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  Speaker 1: big five by five guy. I'm twelve reps, dude, twelve
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  Speaker 1: reps is good. Yeah, I'm only definitionh Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I'm kind of going for more definition, especial because I
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  Speaker 6: don't real feel like I need to put on masks.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so fucking fat. I don't think there's any masks
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  Speaker 6: it needs to be had.
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  Speaker 1: You do too many curls and your fucking gut's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be looking big.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm going, uh, right now it's looking like
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  Speaker 6: three by eight's.
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  Speaker 1: Are you getting it in on the road. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be my next step, starting to go back to the
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  Speaker 1: hotel jail gyms.
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  Speaker 6: I think I'm gonna try this weekend. Where are you going, Plano, Texas?
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, bro, Yeah, does your agent have a van
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  Speaker 1: data against you?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know now if it's actually pretty. I didn't
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  Speaker 6: know how close it was to Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, oh yeah it is close. It's actually nice.
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  Speaker 6: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it's like it was or where I went
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  Speaker 1: and plan it was super well developed. Oh really, we
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  Speaker 1: like stayed. We stayed there when we were doing Stormchaser shit.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of fellows coming out, and a lot of
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  Speaker 6: them are hitting me up, being like, what's blackout after
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  Speaker 6: the show? You know, like, I don't have that in
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  Speaker 6: me at all, dude, I'm pretty sure you do quit.
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  Speaker 6: I'm off the tracking bullshit. I've gotten a lot more
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  Speaker 6: controlled with my drinking. It's got a good, steady buzz.
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  Speaker 1: You're like those Irish gangsters who stopped drinking whenever they're
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  Speaker 1: about to get into a fight because they know that
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  Speaker 1: they're sharper. And you just know that you have to
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  Speaker 1: play pool.
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  Speaker 6: Later on that night, I finally played with my buddy
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  Speaker 6: Bo and we had been in a little bit of
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  Speaker 6: a tie. Just every time we'd played, it'd be like
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  Speaker 6: he'd win, I'd win, he'd win, I win. And then
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  Speaker 6: we finally on Sunday, we sat down at a pool
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  Speaker 6: table and we played, and I beat him five times
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  Speaker 6: in a row, and then he forfeited. He said, I
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  Speaker 6: don't want to play anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you have been in the fucking dojo breaking
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  Speaker 1: boards now I have.
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  Speaker 6: Been playing as much because I haven't really been going
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  Speaker 6: out on the weekdays as much.
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  Speaker 1: On Friday after that, whatever the race we did, you
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  Speaker 1: were like, yeah, I gotta go meet Francis at a
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  Speaker 1: pool hall well late for my pool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Me and Francis had plans. Yeah that was That was
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  Speaker 6: the first time I'd played in a couple weeks, I think.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just you going against the best, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Francis is really good.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to he needs to shape you up. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you need to go against him so you can get
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  Speaker 1: as good as possible.
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  Speaker 6: I really feel like I had I kind of broke
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  Speaker 6: through in my game this week. I really slowed things down.
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  Speaker 6: So my biggest problem is I line up the ball
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  Speaker 6: the right way, but then I launch it and then
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  Speaker 6: it hits like a tiny thing and it fucks it up.
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  Speaker 6: But I really slowed things down this weekend, and I
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  Speaker 6: was hitting a lot of good shots. I think, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I was playing my asshof eh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that you just have gotten to the
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  Speaker 1: point where it's muscle memory, like all the it's the
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  Speaker 1: same thing as the gym, dude, all the all the
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  Speaker 1: work that you're putting in every time you go. It's
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  Speaker 1: not you're going to leave the gym big as fuck
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  Speaker 1: that day. You're putting in pool work right now that
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna use a year from now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My thing is that I get really obsessed with one
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  Speaker 6: thing and then I and then I focus all my
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  Speaker 6: energy on that. So like I'm trying to find I
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  Speaker 6: need to find a good in between for the gym,
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  Speaker 6: because when I get into the gym, I get like,
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  Speaker 6: that's all I think about is the gym, And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 6: I can't eat that. There's one carb in that that's
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  Speaker 6: gonna set me over for the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe just think about it as lifting instead of
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  Speaker 1: like getting skinny.
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  Speaker 6: I think I'm just goating. To think about it is
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  Speaker 6: I just got to do cardio and lyft. Yah see
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  Speaker 6: where it takes me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just you just don't want to look gross too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and just not eat like shit because people are starting
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  Speaker 1: to talk.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, people are talking.
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  Speaker 1: Erica and Dave brought me in.
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  Speaker 6: H They said he's got to fix something or else.
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  Speaker 6: He's not getting rehired.
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  Speaker 1: Gazz Email Blackman and Chase, and then they brought me
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  Speaker 1: in with a meeting with Erica and Yeah and Dave.
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  Speaker 6: Luckily, I'm gonna be here for a while because I
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  Speaker 6: apparently I accidentally signed like a seventeen year contract. Like
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  Speaker 6: I haven't renegotiated my contract in like a decade. I know,
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  Speaker 6: so many changes every week. They're like two more years
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  Speaker 6: global warming sign print in the contract that I signed.
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  Speaker 6: When I signed it, I was under the oppression it
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  Speaker 6: was a year, and then like the year hit and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, it's time to ask for a raise.
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  Speaker 6: And I pulled up the contract and it was like
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  Speaker 6: five years. I was like, Jesus, what a language was it?
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  Speaker 4: Then?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. The person that I signed it with
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  Speaker 6: is now no longer working here, So what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean the person you signed it with?
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  Speaker 6: Well, because back in the back in the when I
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  Speaker 6: signed it, you didn't have to talk to Erica and Dave.
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  Speaker 6: There'd be like a five different people that you could
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  Speaker 6: talk to.
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  Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you just read it though?
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  Speaker 6: Because I did, and then they changed it on me.
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  Speaker 6: Well then that's illegal, and I fine with it. Like,
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  Speaker 6: I'm happy to be here. I am not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You just brought it up, saying how long you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay here for we like you were just looking at.
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  Speaker 6: Funny how long my contract is? When I had no idea,
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  Speaker 6: that's how long it was, which is my fault.
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  Speaker 1: I think they were just pulling out your contract like
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  Speaker 1: a magician pulling like stuff out of the mountain, just
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  Speaker 1: like kept on going. Yeah, the contract just gets more
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  Speaker 1: and more massive.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what can you do though? It's fucking blessed.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you should renegotiate it if it's bothering you
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  Speaker 1: so much.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't bother me at all. I'm very content Stuley Clubhouse.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it really doesn't bother me. I'm happy with where
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  Speaker 6: I'm at.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're happy at home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you must be making so much money on the road.
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  Speaker 6: Though.
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  Speaker 1: I heard THEO pulled you up on stage this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have any jokes shoot tonight. Yeah, just know
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  Speaker 1: this guy's next up. This guy's fucking next. Yeah, damn
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  Speaker 1: did you meet him? That's bullshit?
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  Speaker 6: My buddy bow did?
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  Speaker 1: How did Bo meet him?
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  Speaker 6: Taking a ship? Yeah? And I was worried that Bo
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  Speaker 6: was going to meet him and he did?
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  Speaker 1: What did he say?
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  Speaker 6: I have no idea? Were you worried that he was
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  Speaker 6: said he was gonna say something dump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, sometimes with your friends, you really don't know.
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  Speaker 6: He always says something dumb. Apparently he didn't any example.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, what do you mean? He always says something
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  Speaker 6: dumb to a celebrity, very curious person.
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  Speaker 1: So he'll ask dumb questions.
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  Speaker 6: Well, brought him to the stand for on New Year's
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  Speaker 6: Eve side of show and he was just asking the
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  Speaker 6: bar our tender John like a thousand questions. It's like, so,
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  Speaker 6: what time are you going to get home tonight? And
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  Speaker 6: he's like, I don't know, dude, And when we close?
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  Speaker 6: Why do you think he's so curious? I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: He's just a curious guy. You think he's bye bye curious.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you should you should see I should ask him,
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  Speaker 1: should just flat out asking him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, are you by text him right now?
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 6: Dude? I was sleeping on this tiny fucking bed all weekend, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, that's the worst.
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  Speaker 6: You know what we actually did do that was fun
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  Speaker 6: was me and him went fishing and we we like,
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  Speaker 6: we went he's a big fly fisher, and we went
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  Speaker 6: in and we like put the waiters on. We got
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  Speaker 6: in there.
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  Speaker 1: What are waiters?
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  Speaker 6: They're like the full body like suits. That's kind of sweet,
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  Speaker 6: like your chest overalls. Yeah, we were like in the
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  Speaker 6: water like up to our waist. It was cool.
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  Speaker 1: That is sweet being in the water and not getting wet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's also it still gets cold.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: You got to get the real Apparently, like the Patagonia
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  Speaker 6: ones are like the best ones, and apparently those ones
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  Speaker 6: don't get as cold.
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  Speaker 1: I did get you a gifts. Yeah, waiters, Patagonia, Pagonia waiters.
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  Speaker 1: I knew you wanted him, man, I talked to your
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  Speaker 1: buddy bo.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't want him. He wants them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, let's let's get let's go in on some
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  Speaker 1: Patagonia waiters for him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do you want to not at all? Why not, dide
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  Speaker 6: I spend so much money this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're mister big shot among all your college
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  Speaker 1: aged friends.
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  Speaker 6: No, I wasn't spending money on them. I had to
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  Speaker 6: spend money on myself just to get that up.
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  Speaker 1: Or were you going to nice dinners?
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  Speaker 6: No, just to get there. And then I changed my
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  Speaker 6: flight because they canceled the YAK and I was under
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  Speaker 6: the impression that we were doing a yact yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And so you got back for it.
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  Speaker 6: No, So I changed my flight yesterday or two days
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  Speaker 6: ago on Sunday, and then I, uh, it was a
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  Speaker 6: lot of money and I couldn't get refunded on my ticket.
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  Speaker 6: But I was like, I'm not going home today.
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  Speaker 1: These Patagonia waiters are only five hundred and forty nine bucks.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really, I expected them to be more. I think
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  Speaker 6: they just last forever. I don't think you ever need
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  Speaker 6: to get new ones.
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  Speaker 1: You expect them to be thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 6: I expect them to be like a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, are we going to have some some waiters?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, let's get some waiters for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to know? Because I'll buy them right now.
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  Speaker 1: You can just vemmo me, I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't want waiters. I'm saying for him, no scenario or
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  Speaker 6: I ever need for him. For your friend, for when
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  Speaker 6: I go fly fishing in the Hudson, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In the East River in Central Park with just like
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  Speaker 1: waiters on going out.
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  Speaker 6: Out of the rats you got out of the ocean,
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  Speaker 6: and your waiers would be like disintegrating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to squeeze like the fucking human bones
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  Speaker 1: out from the bottom. Yeah, squeeze the rats that fell
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  Speaker 1: into your waiters?
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  Speaker 6: Do they hang the waiters from this like pole in
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  Speaker 6: their basement? And every time I would go downstairs, I
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  Speaker 6: would thought, I thought it looked like a group of
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  Speaker 6: people like that, like were hanging from the ceiling. They
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  Speaker 6: have like feet, like there's like it's like a full body. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I guess so you only see like you'd be walking
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  Speaker 6: down the stairs and you only see like feet dangling
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  Speaker 6: from the ceiling. It was horrifying. Boh, yeah, say something boy.
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  Speaker 1: In the Wizard of Oz. You ever see that scene
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  Speaker 1: in the Wizard of Oz where like they're skimming on
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  Speaker 1: the road and there's like supposed supposedly the Munchkins dangling
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  Speaker 1: in the background.
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  Speaker 6: They claim that that's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they claim it definitely is, because they would have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking fat lawsuit. They were using the munchkins on set, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were. They were making them work unspeakable hours.
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  Speaker 6: They were beating the fuck out of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were the set designers that were just kept
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  Speaker 1: in cages. Yeah, they just feed them.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking what were the munchkins were the kids?
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  Speaker 7: Now, bro?
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: They were just small adults.
• 14:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I think they were like not even just garden variety
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: little people but uh.
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what were they.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I think that they have made. They were like maybe
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: different types of uh non classical Dwarfism.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, interesting.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Not like the dwarfism. There's probably man, I wish I
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: knew more about dwarfism.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: They were probably like running experiments on them, like they
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: would do anything for a movie back then. Yeah, they
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: were probably like, well if we sawed his thighs on
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: it and then just go lud his knees to his chest.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Just dunk him in some radiation for forty five minutes
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: and see what happens.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they were abusing the fuck out of
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: that girl.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: You want to be in a movie, son, Yeah, right
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: this way, dude.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: They would like have her microwave, they would have her
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: on like a shit ton of like like uppers and then.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Would judu arlan.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then like when she wasn't filming for like
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: ten minutes, they would just fill her up with xanax
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: and just put her out.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: It's probably the best way to do it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Crazy. And it was all her mom, really, yeah, I
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: think it was all I think her mom did the
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: whole thing. I mean, it was like sixteen in the movie, wasn't.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: She but it's probably the best way to just get
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: someone on and off sets. She was probably gonna be
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: throwing tantrums and fucking thinking for herself.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Mind if someone just did that for me all day.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: That'd be awesome. Just shut down when I get home,
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: just hook myself up to like some sort of morphine
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: drip and then just wake up the next day. I'm like,
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: all right, time to go to the act.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Leaven the office for the days. Like hooking the fucking
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: ivy into your arm, charge pass out, get slid into
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: a pod. You could save a lot on rent if
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't give a fuck what you look like. Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's what they were talking about. The matrix.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: You probably wouldn't, like, gain a lot of weight if
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: you were just on a morphine drip for sixteen hours.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Of the day, hibernate for a bunch of the day,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: just be skinny as fuck. Yeah, no reason to be
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: eating into the wee hours.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Of the night.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: There's no reason.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think, like, anytime I skip a meal, I'm like,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I'm gonna be so fucking hungry, and I'm just.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Not Now, I haven't eaten anything today. Yeah, for protein,
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: just pure synthetic protein.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Synthetic that fake shit.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, some powder, milks and bars.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: How'd you take it?
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: I ate a protein bar this morning before going to
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: the gym, and then I had my second energy drink
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: of the day after the gym, and then I had
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: three SIPs of a muscle milk and then I explosive diarrhea.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: And now we're here.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You need one of those muscle cookies, tobaccuou.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Those things are foul things. You not taste like cookies. Yeah,
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: they have this weird, like metallic taste to them.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: They taste like the Mummy returns.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Those things are disgusting. They're also not good for you. Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: they're like six hundred calories.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: They're cookies.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's regular cookies that someone just put protein in.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: you think College is for get.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and Uber eats with deals this good. Everyone wants to
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: be a student joined for just four ninety nine a month.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: You saw Lex Friedman's like New Year's resolution was to
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: have one cookie this year, among other things. He was like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I want to have like read like eighty five books,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like fucking like play twenty thousand hours of jiu jitsu,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and have one cookie for the entire year.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: There's been very small occasions where I've only had one.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Cookie, especially for a fucking year.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Like if I'm having a cookie, I'm having like seven cookies. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: I'm getting a glass of milk. And I'm having a
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: lot of cookies.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: There's damn near no cookie that I'm not gonna have
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: more than one of.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: That's like one of those big ones. But the big
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: ones are the home made ones are better than any
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: cookie you can buy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Homemade chocolate chip, yeah, Pillsbury, yeah, out of just like
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: the tube.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, those are better than any cookie that you can buy.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: If you do them right, if you undercook them, if
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you overcook them, you should just throw them all right
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: in the trash.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm not even like no, a crunchy cookie
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: is discussed.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Not like hyperble, like just throw that bats in the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: trash because like the tube is like two forty nine
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and just get another one and redo it again, just under.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: I don't even know if we did the two. My
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: mom and my sister always make cookies, and I don't
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: think they do the two. I think they make it from.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Just the squares, or they make them from scraps. Make
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: them from scraps, yeah, cookie from scraps.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Best way to do it is butter. And the more
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I learn about butter and some salt, yeah, salt and butter.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: You need salt, but you can have salted butter, and
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: that shit is delicious.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: You're gonna want salt in your butter.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Irish butter. I've been hearing crazy things about Irish butter.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: It.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: French butter is like clearly better butter. They have the
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: fucking stick butter. Yeah, of course French has some good shit,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: but I think the the garden variety stick butter that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: we're getting might be buns.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: It is. Yeah, you gotta churn it yourself.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Or like keep it, uh like just out on the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: countertop kind of hot.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it shouldn't be in the fridge. Yeah, it needs
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: to be a room temp.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Just like drippy kind of melting butter. That's the shit
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: whenever you get to a restaurant that has that. Yeah, bro,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I went to this fucking vinted shop that's only open
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: on Saturdays this weekend. It looked like a fucking what
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: was that face about?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: It's just a dumb thing to do. I know, what
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: is it like, because it's like it's so exclusive they
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: only open once a week.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Hyberdasher Easy pieces of ship. The dude
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like uh, the guy was like, he's like, how did
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you find me? Oh no, because it was like in
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: this like find yeah, and then he just like shaved
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: some metal shavings off of like a rod of wood
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and fucking disappeared into a cloud of dust. It was crazy,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: but dude, I find. I mean it was a cool
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: ass fucking chop. Obviously my fucking wife wanted to go.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: But big it was.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It was pretty big, but it was fucking so densely
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: packed with the not people but just like the coolest
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: old ship, like a stack of like old ass briefcases
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Like that was my fucking problem. I tried to keep
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it cheap and I got to the fucking cash register
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: with the belt just only a belt. I have the
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: belt on right now. They're pretty pretty Uh, dude, I
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: can't even get this fucking belt off. So it was
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: too big, I asked the dude. I didn't even ask
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: how much because there was no price tags on anything.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: And so they just make the price up at the
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Take the belt, and uh, it's a good belt. How
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: much would you appraise this belt for?
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Though, Oh that's a nice belt, it's cool. What was
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: it like seven hundred dollars?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: It was at one hundred and sixty dollars, Okay, but
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: that felt like a fucking lot of money to me,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Like that fucking destroyed me. But I felt like such
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a pussy, like I couldn't be like, oh no, I'm
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: not no, no, no, no, no, I can't take this.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, going to vintage places in New York is
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: not worth it. You should just wait until you're like
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: on the road somewhere and then just go there because
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: they're good. They're gonna be just as good, and they're
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: gonna be like one fiftieth of the price.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That is so true. Going to a small town vintance
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: place and it'll have like someone will have just died
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: in that those clothes. Like the vintage shit in New
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: York is like been once through vintage, another time vintage,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like found probably counterfeit vintage. There's probably like a sweatshop
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: of like Brooklyn Hipster is like sewing shit to make
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: it look on because it's not.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Even what is the one?
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Metropolis?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called that Propolis L train vintage.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: L Train's not bad. L Train's pretty inexpensive, but Metropolis
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: is like they have cool shit. But you'll go and
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: there'll be like a white T shirt with like a
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: bush Light logo on it, and you'll look at it
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: in the price type will be like two hundred and
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: seventy five dollars.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Bro this place didn't even have T shirts, just had
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: like corduroy jackets with like elbow pads and like fucking
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: top hats. Like it was like antiques from the nineteen
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: thirties and shit like that. It was beyond vintage. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't even trying to like crush a vintage.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Look.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll support a small business. Yeah, little
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: did I know he's making his fucking rent off this
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: fucking belt dude.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's insane. I mean I like, like, I like vintage,
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: like I know, I honestly think, like I don't think
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: I would even if I was rich as fuck. I
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: don't think I would be willing to spend like over
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: like sixty dollars on a T shirt. Yeah. I don't
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: understand how I'm not gonna be like because there's no
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: there's nothing, no not, they're not. It's not supporting small
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: business at that point, Either're like that person probably got
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: the shirt like from for free. His grandfather probably died
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: and he stole it from him. Right, It's like, I'm
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: gonna sell this for seven thousand dollars.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: And there are thousand dollars.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Like you go into any regular vintage place, there's thousands
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: of dollars T shirts.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Isn't the whole point of vintage? And like thrifting supposed
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: to be like four poor people who can't afford.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: To buy originally. Now poor people have to buy retail.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, poor poor people.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's their only way is to buy like fash fashion
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: from fucking Walmart or some shit. Because there's literally no
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: inexpensive clothes anymore.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: Now it's insane or just He'll go to like Buffalo
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Exchange and like that shit. But then you go in
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: there and there's like it's like it's a disaster.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And who's making the money off of it?
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Those people it's all independently run places.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: But Buffalo Exchange isn't like Buffalo Exchange, like leather jacket
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: that's like once worn, and they'll be like, yeah, seven bucks,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds right. I paid eight hundred dollars. Yes,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: But who's making the money. It's not like the fucking
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: lady in the smock behind the counter.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: I wonder if it's like a it's big buffalo, big buffalo.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I wonder what it is people who like own the building?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Maybe they Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe Another thing I did this weekend that had me
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: wondering the same question is who was getting this fucking
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: money is I went to like a rooftop that was
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like a fucking ice lounge or some
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: shit like that, and they fucking robbed us. Dude. It
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: was the biggest fucking robbery ever. You had to buy tickets.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It was like fifty dollars to get in, and it
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: like came with a drink and you just went up
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: there and like your cup was shaved out of ice
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and it was just like the rooftop of a hotel
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that you can go to every other day of the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: year for free. It was just absolute bullshit. The people
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: are there Saturday Saturday night. The people are there like outside,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like working in the bitter cold, just pouring cocktails for
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: people who refuse to tip them. They're not making money.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: The door people's dealing with these fucking terrible ass line
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: they're not making any more money. Yeah, it's just the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: hotel tell that's making more money. Like, who is making
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: money off of this shit except for just the fucking like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: no one on any low levels making any money off
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the thrift shit, the fucking bars. You can't help small businesses.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You can't help people to people anywhere unless you're giving
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: handing someone cash. That's the only way you can help
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: a human.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, it's fucked dude. I mean I
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: bought everything is just a scam. Yeah, patronizing businesses AirPods
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: and it was there were three hundred and sixty dollars
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: and I looked it up there like two hundred bucks like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: why you at an airport. Are they one hundred and
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: sixty more dollars.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Because they have you? Yeah, you're fucking trapped there. You're
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: a captive audience. You can't go anywhere, you can't fuck
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: it in.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: The airports must be making the most money, like in
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: the world, out of anything.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: But airlines are always going bankrupt. I don't fucking understand it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, airlinesso are the ones that no one uses, but
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: like United, Jet Blue.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I think like Delta's operating at a loss.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: No way, dude, I think that that they're losing money.
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: I have.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Oh you guys. Everyone keeps on telling me that, oh,
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: you got to try your points, you gotta track your points,
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: you gotta track your miles, you gotta do all this shit.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: But then it's like, when I buy my flights, I
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: use like price Line or Expedia, and I go with
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: the cheapest airline. And if I looked at it last week,
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: I got my ticket to Denver, it was like one
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: hundred bucks and it was United, which I'm fine flying
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: United United to get airline. And then I looked on
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: the Delta website and the cheapest ticket was like seven
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: hundred dollars and I'm like, I don't give a shit
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: about my miles, Like that's a I'd be spending four
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: hundred more dollars or five hundred.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: They told me today, Barstool Sports told me today that
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Delta is too expensive for them to book.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: It is, dude, It's insane.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: There was tickets that were what, Bro, they bought me
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Delta for fucking three straight years.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: I've been because I think Delta recently has become like
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: the top dog, like it used to be Jet Blue
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: and now it's Delta.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking with fucking Delta.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: I would stick with you. I'd go to United, Dude.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not flipping. I just got to Diamond medallion. Brother,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you think that I'm about to bail on Diamond medallion status?
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: What does that mean? Like, what does that do for you?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: They suck you when you get on the plane, the pilot.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: You get up like you get upgraded to like first
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: class a lot.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I have had it for like two weeks.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I got upgraded the first class and like right away
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: that fucking everything's clear is free? Delta line clear for free?
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I got I got humiliated at the airport yesterday,
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: I'm running late for my flight. I get in line
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: at the Denver Airport in the clear line. Turns out
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: it's the TSA clear line seeing TSA and clear and
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: I'm like getting in line up. He's like, can I
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: see a bording pass? And I showed my boarding pass
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: news He's oh, no, no, he's he's not TSA. So
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: like everyone everyone in the airport turns their head, seven
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: hundred turn their head and they're like, he's not TSA.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: And then I'm like, oh my bad. And he's like
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: there's a He's like, you can go in the poor
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: person line over there, and I I'm like, all right,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: I'll just walk back and he's like, no, no, no,
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I'll like walk you out, and he like oh. He
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: like makes me like go through and like opens the
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: gate and it's like a whole thing and makes me
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: walk out. And I'm like, dude, I can just walk
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: back the foot line that I walked in from.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: He's like, no, I have to escort you out.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Escort you. He humiliated.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: He humiliated me, and then I had to wait in
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: the civilian line.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Sometimes though that The last time I was at the
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Denver Airport, the civilian line was faster than the TSA. Yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: because everyone has.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Everyone has it. Everyone has TSA and everyone has Clear.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: To add a new thing, what they got to do
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: is they got to bump up the price of Clear.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: It's got to become more exclusive.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Would you still pay it?
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: It's got to be for frequent flyers. I would definitely.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: I would pay one thousand dollars a year for Clear.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too, especially if it was at.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: My fly every week. It's at most airports now you
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: fly every week pretty much.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, are you gonna get more fights in than
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: me this year?
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: I probably already?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Do?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: You said last year you got more fights than me?
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: No, maybe don't fucking play with me. Maybe they don't
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: play with me.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I fly a lot, I fly.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: A lot, I fly a lot flying. What are you
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: flying this weekend?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Where you're going out somewhere for that gambling competition? Right now?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: That's next weekend?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Where are you flying?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Fine?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Hi, brother, you're not going anywhere. You're gonna be in Brooklyn.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: You can catch a fight from brook Brooklyn to Newark.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I am going to Newark, new I do have to
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: go to Newark, Dude, I they can't dig me on
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: this Delta ship.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Dude, I'm genuinely concerned.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just book I'm just gonna book it myself.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: They said that's a big no.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Blatman sent out a whole email saying no exceptions.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: No, you can't expense it. I'll put it on a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: company card.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to write you out.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I spent six months in the air for Delta bro
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: this whole last.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Year, right, I was taking flights and touched the walls
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: like people were like taking Yeah, Glennie was like Glennie
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: was saying. He was like, dude, I like he's I
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: remember him saying, I have to get a flight this
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: week so I can hit my goal.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: So he just like somewhere and like flew back for that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: I needed two hundred more miles before, like we left
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: for break and I'm like, dude, I just need to
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: go anywhere, yeah, to get it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: But I'm not going to be able to carry over
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: the points.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You see these new half private airlines. Now there's like
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: airlines that are like supposedly like seve my private. It's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: like that's not private if it's semi private class. But
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the whole the whole plane is first class though, like
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the whole plane has these like fuck they said, they
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: go up and down the West coast and there's like
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: some flights to Florida and like you can uh, like
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: they all have like the amount of space of first class,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: but the entire plane has it and it's not like
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: a standard sized plane.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: That's such a waste of money.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know. The lady said it was.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Like like six hundred something dollars, Like I don't think
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: it was that crazy.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: It's it's just like bad, It's just bad. It's bad
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: for the environment, right, isn't it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Why do you care about the environment?
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Would they have did you give a would they have
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: a gass passenger plane? Because I was out in Colorado
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: this weekend and I saw the mountains.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You were fly for the first time, Like, someone's gonna
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: ruin this.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: I shouldn't be able to go fly fishing in the
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: middle of the winter in Denver.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should, though, no, maybe just go farther
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: up north all of like Canada is still open for
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you to fucking experience deep winter if you want to
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: get your dick frozen off.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: It's true for now, how about that? Nepalese flight. Bro, Yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: that was crazy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: There's been a Nipleese. There's been thirteen Nipleese crashes over
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the last thirteen years.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Why is that? It's just because like the air out there,
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: because it's so high high altitude.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And I think that the mountains maybe or I don't know,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: mountains make we just reach turbule.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: It's worse.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: But they say that they're not.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: I think like base outsitude there's like eight thousand, and.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: They also might they might be strapped for cash out there,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that they might not have the same safety regulations that
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: we have on our airplane.
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: The plane that they flew was I looked it up.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: It was like not apparently it's not a very good plane. Yeah, Bro,
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: I didn't fucking like how many meters? How many few
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: three meters?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 31:55
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• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Shakes out, how you guys doing yacking it up here.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: They just it's just just.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Talking about the plane that went down.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Then they're like invert And then I saw like half
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I did. I stopped watching that, dude.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Did you see the video from inside the plane? Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: it's crazy. It's the only one I've ever seen like that,
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: where like the phone is still recording after the crash
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: and all of a sudden it's just the whole plane
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: is on fire.
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: Are you do you find that?
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: It's all over.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Twitter online that Yeah, So that's what we've been talking about.
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: I've been real sensitive about that ship because we're flying
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: to uh I gotta go to a wedding in Hawaii
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: in the middle of February, and maybe like three weeks ago,
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: I came across a video from inside a Hawaiian Airlines
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: flight where they hit real bad turbulence going into Honolulu,
• 33:11
  Speaker 10: and it must have been real fucking bad.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: Everybody was looking just got shell shocked.
• 33:15
  Speaker 10: And fucking The flight attendants had like black eyes and
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: they were bleeding from their head. Everybody was freaking out.
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: When that ship's a little bit when you're coming in.
• 33:24
  Speaker 10: Everybody panics, right if it just like shakes you in
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: your chair.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Imagine what was happening inside that plane for them to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: be fucking bouncing off the ceilings.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Dude, if you hit the ceiling, that's a fucking even
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: if a latch opens up, it freaks me.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: The we did that when we landed and like a
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: bunch of sh it fell.
• 33:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, shake you dude, want a couple of miles
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: our mule voucher or.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Something, Yeah, let me go. Those videos can be funny.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: They can be kind of funny, though. Have you ever
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: seen the one with the dude in the back and
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: he's like, put this thing on the ground.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, run in the river.
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: I haven't no bad anxiety about flying like that. But
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: the more you find out, like how indestructible they are, Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: it's crazy. And I heard that Nepalese Airline had some
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: fucking they.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Never cut in some corners. Yeah yeah, yeah, they wasn't
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: looking over that.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Ubert it was like a half a star.
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: So but it sucks though, man, nobody made it right, no, no.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: No, But I don't know how did the video get out?
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Then they found they probably found the guy's phone. Really,
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming that's why the first thing that's.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: A good ad for they start looking for phone.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to do iPhone commercial.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you won't make it like that guy's pulse. But
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: this phone is unlocked.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: National calls they found it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Sucks, man, What do.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: You just smashed the X before your flights or what?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Or booze?
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: A little bit of booze I was doing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 10: I didn't fly much until we started going on tour
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: in April of twenty twenty one. Before that, i'd been
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: on a plane maybe once in the last fucking fifteen years.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Big loser, Yeah big, But that's probably because you're you
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: have anxiety about it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: No, I was.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Nowhere to go. He's an actual gave him me out,
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: like you know, because you know, I'm.
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: Country, probably flying privately, so fucking.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: We were.
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: But I did booze and all that stuff. But dude,
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: you get off the plane, especially for going to work.
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: You get off that plane.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: You're fucking yeah, you can't do shows that night if
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: you've been fucking drinking vodka on a plane, you know
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: what I mean. Just get if you get a daytime hangover,
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: that fucking sucks. And then it's not a sustainable life.
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: If you go xanax, you end up like fucking Odell
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: fucking acting restrain her.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: I had, or I still kind of do, but I
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: had like crippling flight anxiety, like to the point that
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: like I would be in like somewhere like Florida and
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I'd be like looking at trains back.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I've done that, start looking at cars and ship I
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: can make it.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, shut up there. Yeah yeah. And they prescribed
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: me at a van for it, and uh I took it,
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: like I took it for like a couple of months,
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: and then I got to a point where I was
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: like I don't even think I need it anymore, and
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: I just stopped taking it, like no flotingxite anymore. Yeah
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: really yeah, because I kind of like went into that
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: mindset that I was like, I'm not scared at all
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: right now, and then I was like just roll that over,
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: like I'm really not afraid of it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so normalized to you do it so much
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: that you're like, you know, I spill.
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: Ship my pants every time we take off the takeoff,
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: I give it that if we get through five minutes,
• 36:33
  Speaker 10: we're gonna be okay.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Then I'll start up the movie.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: You do five minutes, I do like fifteen.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: I've heard it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Oh really, I think it's like I think it's like
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: five or ten.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, five ten minutes.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes off landing. I thought it was the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: first ninety seconds. I thought, if that is the most
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: ninety seconds when if something's going to happen. But why
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: not start the movie as soon as you sit down,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: so like, you know, maybe the plot points have gripped
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you by then.
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: I don't know, because I I always I always worry
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: that afterwards.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Like what was he watching?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I think that's the facts they're gathering at the crime scene.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: No one's looking for the black boss, Like what was
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: the fat guy.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: Bag of pretzels?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Sir?
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Pocket?
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: I got I gotta, I gotta be dialed in until
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: we get to fucking.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: You're listening to the fucking dude. Watch I watched the
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: map man.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, you know what actually helped me a lot
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: was I watched like a ship ton of these YouTube
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: documentaries about plane crashes. I forget what it was called,
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Like I don't know, I forget what the name was,
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: but uh, dude, like these there'll be videos of planes crashing,
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: and then they'll be like everyone survived. That's allSome like
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: all like, they'll be like they're crashing most of the time,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: and then they'll be like, but they still landed safely.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I think of plane crashes as like but that like
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: like this, but like from what I'm seeing, like they
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: kind of can go they kind of like go down.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: Like that's only got a fucking cowboy up there yet.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be sully sold.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Half of them are younger than you now, which is disconcerting.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Like a fresh faced, muscular twenty six year old that's
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: just like that ship is.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: You always judge them when you see them too. I'm like,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I remember one guy got on I was flying International,
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: so he came from the duty free shop with like
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: three fucking car ands of Marlboro Reds. I'm like, I'm
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: in good hands around the block. It's all right.
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: As a kid, I always thought that they all came
• 38:32
  Speaker 10: from the military.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Now you can fucking you can.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Just you can be like a weekend warrior. Women.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: I want to fucking Vietnam that somebody fucking killed.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a handsome, grizzled dude who is just like plowing
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: flight attendance.
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I want the guy or the girl that I
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: look at and I say, there's no way they're dying.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: They've seen ship.
• 38:52
  Speaker 10: That's why I also don't like being on flights that
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: don't have a first class section. Not that I'm in it,
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: but just I like to know there's valuable.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: There are lots of value, you know what I mean,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: it's gonna crash list.
• 39:03
  Speaker 10: One time I got on a plane and the captain
• 39:05
  Speaker 10: got on and he had a fucking guitar on his back,
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: and I was like, what off case and everything? And
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: I was like, this fucking.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Nerd, that's terrible.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I like to look at the flight attendants or if
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: there's like a pilot on the plane who's not flying
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: the plane.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Here see that, Oh I sat next me. I like
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: to look at ruin my trip. Really, dude, he went
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: off about anti VAXX. I'm like, dude, you're just ruining
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: this already shitty train. I had a middle seat to
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: it sucks.
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: And they shouldn't wear their uniform too. I don't want
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: to know that. No, just fucking wear a plane clothes.
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: You don't got to fucking wear your dress whites when
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: you're flying to fucking tampon.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Now I like it because then I clocked them and
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: if they're not nervous, they're not nervous. Now I go.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: If they're chill, I always look at the flight attendants.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: If they're not. If you see someone panic you It's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: What I really don't like is when how they call
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: the flat attendant seats the jump seats. Yeah, those are
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: going to like a jet or some ship. Yeah, so
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: you're out and they're like.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Everybody for.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah fucking three parachutes in.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: The pilot comes over and he's like, flat attendants, please
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: take your.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Jump seats, dude.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: That's how this is going down.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: That's how I imagine you think it would be. One
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: way that they would be like chaos and stuff like that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 10: The one that I'm worried about is everything's cool. Everybody's happy,
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: Like snack cart's going around, and all of a sudden,
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: you hear brace for impact.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just hear that real cold thing.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you think they're still serving drinks as they're like
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: ten feet from the ground down.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: Now some geese or something.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the birds are the scariest shit because that there's
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: just nothing they haven't done anything, which that can just
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: still happen.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Don't they practice.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: They practiced with frozen chicken.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, videos of them on a runway with the jet
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: with the engine running, and there's a guy just in
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: a neighborhood hand a bunkie Johnson.
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: Wait, hold on, they practice on the wrong They're not
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: going to use that plane, then.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I think they practiced with the engines.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Don't worry about that, Sorry about that.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Let that up.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I always thought they practiced to make sure it's okay.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: That was like a that was like a one in
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: a million shot that that that it actually took it out.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: But like it's they're they're.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: They're made engine. I think that they make sure every
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: engine has like.
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: A fresh one.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: They bodies.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: I always was under the impressions.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Jumped on it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I was always under them when the plane lands that
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't like that they just turn around and fly
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: somewhere else. I would be like, let's relax a little bit.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Take the night. Everybody, we're going You're like, what the
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: that's the craziest chill a bit.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: I've heard stories about people who like binning crashes and
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: then they have to just get on a plane and
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: go to another I would draw I would, I would
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: be I'd be walking.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be no good, dud.
• 41:44
  Speaker 10: My boy over, I think it was it was maybe
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: Halloween or something like that. It was this year or
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: late last year. He lives in Costa Rica with his family.
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: They were down in Miami. They're fucking flying from Miami
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: and they get on the plane. They're flying, they're still
• 41:59
  Speaker 10: over and all of a sudden, smoke starts filling up
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: the fucking cabin to look out, engines on fire. Fucking
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: bad news. They turn around, they fucking land to Miami.
• 42:09
  Speaker 10: Everybody's freaked out. They stayed overnight. Next day they got
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: on the same plane and flew to fucking Costa Rica.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: What yeah, nice, you got back. I'd be like John
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Madden after that, dude, I just yeah, you got to
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: kill that horse.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: You can't get back on that horse, which is crazy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: They're that durable, but a fucking bird takes shout.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: I think that was like the one in a million
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: of that, But that's crazy that there's a lot of
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: one in a millions.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: We've been talking about this one in a million. Shit
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: keeps on happening.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: My buddy is an engineer for Airbus or something like that.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: And like, I'm not a great flyer, but he was like, dude,
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: the redundancy on a plane. He's like, if every if
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: something goes there's five backups. Yeah, he's like to have
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: absolute failure. He's like, it's like literally statistically almost impossible.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: They say that the drive to the airport is more dangerous.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they like drive over every people probably died
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: on a highway and fucking apol that day.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but still also I would say no, just anytime
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: like they changed like the direct like it's it's every
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: single flight, Like when they go from this angle to
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like this angle at like nine whatever, like sixty seconds in,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: it just gets my stomach, Like I just.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Dude, Sometimes they lay off the thrusters a little hard,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: like they're stolen, and like right here, the absence of
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: that's too much, dude, fucking LEAs into that shit.
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: Dude.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I was, uh, So I flew this weekend and I was, uh,
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: I lost my air pods and ever, and I got
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: new air pods in at the airport. They're so expensive,
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: like they were three hundred and sixty bucks and everyone
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: was like, everyone's like, why didn't you just get like
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: wired headphones? I was like, dude, I need the noise
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: canceling because why when you hit ten thousand feet all
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: the suden it sounds like they just shut the plane off,
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: and you're like, what the hell is going on?
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: Or when it makes that weird sound when it's taken
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: off there, Yeah yeah, like somebody was a.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Brutal, terrifying.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: What's going on with you?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers?
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: You guys fired up for the undercover where the drugs at.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Bag?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: You got this stuff on you right now, kids getting laid.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Turn the seat backwards, your half flips back a ship.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: You got the birds this weekends.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying, birds birds birds.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: The last I was supposed to see you guys was
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: to watch the Fills in the in the fucking World series.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where to the game?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Shane to Shane?
• 44:44
  Speaker 10: That was that was that?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: That marked off one of the wildest like just binge
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: drinking every day at that house with Shane, Tommy and O'Connor.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: I got the Philly Boys, Ober.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was about to come over.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know what We're playing seven eleven double till
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: like five in the morning. I'm like, I have a
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: what I gotta get out of here.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. Idle wife better go there
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and just like live in.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: The flophouse for the weekend, dude, from Monday till the
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: following Tuesday or whatever. Because we went to the game
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: in Philly.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: Uh and the first one got rained out, so we
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: were just drunk.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Already until you know, went to the strip club and everything.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: I had the worst mushroom trip of my life that oh.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You were having mushrooms at the strip clude or different nights.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: You took mushrooms for the game.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: I took mushrooms for the game, thinking that we were
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: going to the game. So we went to Dirty Francs.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: And where's it's like twelfth and Wallet or something, the
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: old school dive bar.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: We were in there and I was told take three cubes.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: I took six. Doing the math of how fat.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: I was on twice the size of an average guy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: Dude, fucking hit me like a ton of bricks. And
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: it was fucking Halloween, so everybody in there dressed up
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: and ship. I was fucking bugging out the still worst
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: and just got sucked up all night.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Did you tell everybody that you were you were tripping
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: your balls off or.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: The whole night.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're good. And then somebody was like, hey, man,
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: the cat the sugar or caffeine in soda helps you,
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: like you know, edge off or whatever. So dude, he
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: he must have drank about dude, he must have drink
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: about eighteen cokes at the bar, crossing my head strings.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: And it worked. And I never knew that ship worked.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know either.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I put the brakes on it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Real smoking weed can put the brakes on it too,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the double heelick.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Dressed and I would kill myself instantly if the mushrooms
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: like here, dude, just smoke this weed. I'll make you
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: feel bad.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: And I had been micro dosing all summer and the
• 46:44
  Speaker 10: little Macro too, and I was fucking hands mostly Macro.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: But this I don't know what happened.
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: This was fucking like fucking different cubes.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the heavy duty ship.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: That's brutal.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Also, like everybody else was just drinking bud like he's
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: got to come in with the high heat and let's
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: and ruined my night.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: It was Game three. We're in fucking right field, man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: really be in the moment.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: It was one one at that time, like they fucking won.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Was crazy.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: All the home runs in that game were landing like
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: five rows from us.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, weren't there crazy videos? Are you guys like
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: almost getting home runs?
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah we were real close.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah we were real and that tight little buddy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Nothing's better than a good looking ballplayer.
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: They look right field, they did given the two fucking
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: going back and forth telling everybody what the score wasn't
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: on stuff, real showman, But.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I would like, you did you light up the the
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: opposing left fielder right fielder? I feel like that's who
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I spent more of my energy on. Is the guy
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: from out of town just being an absolute.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah I can't do that. Ship. No, you feel good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I feel like too much of a douche.
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, who was it too? It was somebody. I think
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: you just had a kid. Somebody was laying so you
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: did your research.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: But you're like, let me keep in his They were.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: Screaming at him from the stands. I sit back with
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: that stuff.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: I feel like that's uh real, like wrestling dad kind
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: of stuff, like screaming from the stands.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're you're also like in a profession where
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: like you've been on the other side of it, or
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: like you show what it's like being a dickhead to you.
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'd like I like seeing the videos and stuff
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: like that though, But like the kids going up to
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: like the fucking Minnesota Vikings fans and just screaming birds
• 48:28
  Speaker 10: and a dude that's the famous that's awesome.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, doing it to other fans and I feel like
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: that's the that's that's part of going to the event.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Doing it to the players, And I've seen some players
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like run into the fucking stands. One of the dudes
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: who was on the rams to the stands and.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Like Ray checks something, Yeah, I don't know that ship
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: where you from home.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: He would have climbed up the wall and beat the ship.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Out of there's like out some fucking kickers.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Something like that would have been good for Instagram due
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: those old videos of like hawk Full hockey teams like
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: storming the.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Like like like level. Yeah, they go after it because
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: they got nothing to lose, you know what I mean,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: They're not playing for a professional Flyers had that back
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: in the day.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Like there's like videos of the fires like climbing over
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: it like beat it. Like that's I think the original
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Broad Street bullys were them just killing their everything in
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the palace.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I would never.
• 49:15
  Speaker 10: Want to be that guy fucking being the tough guy
• 49:18
  Speaker 10: running out on the court and fucking getting just leveled
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: by fucking somebody.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that chubby little dude that ran on
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: the court square scare what Scootie square up with?
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: Brought our test.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Jermaino news dude, Jermaine O'Neil just like one to them
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: and the guy melt out.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Because the guys were on edge, like the like the
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: cage in the zoo was like removed and like the
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: animals had wild eye. Not to compare them to animals,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: but it was like there's an understood relationship.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Cross this boundary. It was crossed the understanding of that relationship.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: That was like a Tuesday night to watch that ship.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Wild.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: They were like, what the fuck is happening?
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: Those thirty for thirties are all right?
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dud, Yeah it was sweet.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Do you know what we're talking about? When the fucking
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: NBA players all like.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: No, he doesn't give a fuck, Yeah, I don't watch NBA.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: And he's also twelve, Yeah you were, you were seven
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: when maybe not even dude, he literally might not have
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: even been seven years old.
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: He was watching caring bedtime dude, but yeah, these the
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: dude run our test like he was a hot head,
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: and he kind of laid down on the scores table
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: to try and calm himself down because he had multiple
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: incidents that year of like beating the funk out of dudes, almost.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: With Ben Wallace that game a couple of times, I
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: think threw a punch of Ben Wallace or something, and
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: he was trying want to smoke because a bad dude
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: who would Yeah, he's jacked.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And like scary and fucking like just at a menace,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: And he tried to lie down on the scores table
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and relax, and someone threw like a soda from the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: crowd and hit on him, and he just got up
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: like the fucking undertaker and like climbed into the stands
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and beat the piss out of the wrong.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: It wasn't him, that's crazy, and the guy who threw.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It, like as he was beating up the wrong dude,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the guy who threw the soda just like started beat
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: like punching ron testing like the back in the back
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: of the head like he basically it's never got punched
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and just like at the.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Players.
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: That's why I watched Ship because it was just that
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: video of the fat guy rolling down the fucking football.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, so many people tag that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Would be around.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: That guy's ass was huge, had a long practice.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: Dude, there's no coming back from that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: It's bad dynamics.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Like it's impossible to win one of those because you
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: think you're the higher ground. You can like just wail
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: at someone's face that's at dick level.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: But if they get one.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Throw, they get the leverage on you.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the leverage is like it's a it's a terror bull.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Like even if you're in the same row, you can
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: get thrown down.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Like is that a fight?
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I think it was.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: I just want to.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, slipped on.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I think someone chucked him. I think that's when when
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: COVID ended. I think there was like a boom of
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: those videos of dude's brawling in the stands because they
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: need to get back out.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: There's nothing worse than seeing one of those and then
• 52:23
  Speaker 10: you see the fuck it, Like if the guy that
• 52:25
  Speaker 10: gets fucked up is the instigator and then he stands
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: up and you just see the little kid next to
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: him ball in his could.
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: You imagine that ship. There was a Steelers one like that.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: The kid just burst into tears.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Like your dad's just getting such a fan and then
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: it lives forever.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it gets That's why I don't do it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: We went to getting your I went to the Cowboys
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: Giants game, and these two Giants fans were being such
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: fucking dicks to this fucking uh like dad and son
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: walking walking out with the fucking Cowboys jerseys, and like
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: they turned around and fucking got into thing and the
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: kids just started crying.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: There.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: It sounds like something that would happen to a round. Honestly.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: No, honestly, we gone into a game with him.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: We went to a Yankees game together, and uh, the
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: entire time I was like, he's gonna die everyone the
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: red slack was Red Sox Yankees, right yeah? And who
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: won the Yankees?
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: And why are you catch I wasn't rocking.
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: Every single person that left, every single person.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Are you Philly proper kid? Did you grow up in
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: the city.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: No, I grew up in like uh like Radner.
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right, because that's real, that's real Philly proper ship.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Oh to just be a scumback.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: He was scumback every single person that left the stadium,
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: he would go bye.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: It was like but it was like like three hundred
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: because it was like, y, I think it was like
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: uh Yankees fans leaving or like Yankees fans leaving their
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: own stadium or something like that.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: Why but also like for over an hour later, for
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: like an hour straight.
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: I don't even it was crazy, honestly.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: A part of the story that never gets told is
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: they told me to meet at like the stadium three
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: hours beforehand to get beers, and I got there on
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: time to get beers, and they didn't get to the
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: stadium until right at game time.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: So I was in my fucking bag. Dude, I was
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: fucking gone.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I was there, and I thought that I was like
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: we were all on the same page, like having a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: day with the boys, like, and I was like talking ship,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: like showing off a little bit, like having a good time, and.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: They were not on the same They had a group
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: text without you, and it they literally do this.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: So I'm not kidding, they literally have this. That's why
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I was laughing. So that the group chat exists without
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: me in it, like I've been removed. I don't get
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: invited to ship. I don't get I don't come to parties, bro,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I can't get out.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: It's every day. What are you doing tonight?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: They're like, they can't take.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Me out anymore.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: You're doing that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: And weddings and the slippery, slow, harder.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: We all know it.
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• 56:05
  Speaker 1: No at the Phillies Games, I would like try to
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: get first or second row of the outfield just so,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: like because I would feel bad if I was yelling
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: over people to get to the outfielders. But if I
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: feel like I have a direct site line to the outfielder,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I'm making I'm making his life. Hell, you really are.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I must come back. And but then he'll come out
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: between the innings with like his batting glove and the
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: like in his back pocket with the middle finger flipped
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: up in it or whatever.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Give me a little bit of.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: That's the sign of.
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: The grown adult fucking taking you know, when when they
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: throw the ball run in the outfield and they flip
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: it up for the inning starts trying to grab one
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: of those from a nine year old kid.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a batman.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: That's the thing too, is you can't even keep the
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: ball anymore because you have to give it to the kid.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: You gotta give it anyway.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: It feels good.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: I'm keeping that shit. If I catch the ball. I'm
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: keeping that thing this new generation.
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: You got your hat on, that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Big ass glove bringing the mit with me taking a glove.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to be there with the There's
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: that dude that runs around the stadiums.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: It has like Zach Hampell Yeah fout ball guy. Yeah yeah, Man,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: that guy is unbearable. He's terrible and like there's been
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: uh you got oh he's first.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not claiming it, bro, I'm not even claiming.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: And you're keeping the ball.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: A YouTube page about catching. He's full blown on the.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Spectrum that hour long videos him and every subscriber he has.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: Man, he's terrible.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: That guy has gotta be a tough hang at a point.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: But he'll argue with the people that like are in
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: charge of the section in the stadium, being like what
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I should be able to roam around the stadium. They're like,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: he's sitting in your seat, sir, there's little kids here
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that you're fucking elbowing.
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: I love the ones with a kid that's like being
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: twelve thirteen catches one. Then he gives it to like
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: a smaller kid and like to see the moment. Yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: that kid's getting.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: Lady oh yeah, just ad a bar pulling up the video.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: You see.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: How sweet? I But it's like the only way to
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: be a hero.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Any other heroic act inquires, like requires you to put yourself.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: In danger like that.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's the last tract to being a hero. You
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: just have to catch something that like just felt literally
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: fell in your lap and just give it away to somebody.
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: We got a land a plane in the Hudson, Right,
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: you're not.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Like punching a shark in the nose or fucking dragging
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: someone away from that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: You saw somebody getting a shark attack, would you jump
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: in hell?
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: No, dude, you can't go eating the horn. You can't
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: enter their ring. That's crazy. It's literally my fans.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: The beach.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: And he attacks your cat, Sam's catching you.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: You're at such a disadvantage shark attack.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: Dang, you're done.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: But they make it seem easy a human and that
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: you gotta punch him in the nose or like in
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: the gut. Right that there's like a song.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: There's those videos of them do they just like grab
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: the nose and just move the thumb and his ass
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: like a like a dog.
• 59:17
  Speaker 10: Like a saw that Once man, I saw a video
• 59:20
  Speaker 10: where a dude did that and fucking worked. I'm like, damn, really, yeah,
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: I figure that out.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I think about it all the time when when I
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: see a dog, like if that dogs are attacking up,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking thumb and ass.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Really I think you have to write.
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: I feel like, sure an eye, I would poke the
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: dog's eye.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Really, I don't. I don't think that with them. Man,
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: they each other like crazy, you gotta you gotta go,
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: you gotta go.
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: That's only if it was hurting another dog. I would
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: never hurt a puppy dog.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Right, Maybe I'm just curious.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: He's listening, like roll over, there's no other.
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: Choking them.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: The red rocket just like slowly pops out.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Remember that ship when you were a kid, the first
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: time you saw that thing. Oh my god, is that.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Dude a dude we work with.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: His dog fucking had like literally a fucking ten inch stick,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: this red rock one. But it was like a small dog,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: slim and a small dog with a fucking ten inch
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: skinny dock.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: It looks alien there. It looks really got a raw
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 10: deal because they got lucky with the balls. They have
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: human balls, they do.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: They got shafted on the.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't look like that this long slimy red
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: slim jim glistening.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: Comes out when you scratching.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: The sunlight hit it beautifully.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: We had my buddy, uh he had like a poodle
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: and there was this kid and he was like humping.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: He wasn't neuter, so he was humping everybody's leg. And
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: he's just humping this kid's leg for like a minute,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: and we're like, he's like, dude, make him stop, Like no,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: he's gonna come on me, Like, dude, dogs can't come.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: It's you know, the female comes or what. They just
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: like glide to them waiting for this dog to come
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: on him. I need a pair of and one shorts on, dude.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: And these things got splooched no way, no heed them
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: for like three minutes.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: And that's crazy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: And like some shiny baggy and one shorts.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Yellow with the white trip.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: Great pair of those.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Really he's still runs game every week at Rocker Park. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: just doing the rollover.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: Ye oh yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: They and one guy time.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Dude, I have a I have a bb gun at
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: my house now, no like at my like my parents have.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: You really are New York? I got rocket at the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: sling Shot back.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: When I was a kid, and uh I found out
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: that the reason that my grandfather gave it to me,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: but my grandma had it because the neighbors dogs would
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: come over and hump their dogs and she would shoot
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: them in the ass. Get the BB gun. Where are
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: you from Massachusetts? Damn?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: That sounds like some country ship backwood.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy about.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: In the name.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Something Jesus?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Grandma and the household?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Get the ten pump out? Or what's her problem?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Why can't they just fuck like?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Why not fix the dog?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: I think she wanted more dogs. Yeah, she didn't want
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: her dogs getting pregnant.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: Neighbors dogs are Italian. She didn't want them.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: You don't mix, you don't talk to them.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Did you have a BB gun?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: No, I've never had a BB gun.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: Was a big BB gun.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: My parents are horse and they was just like, yo,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: that's how they want to buy the affection. It's a bike,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: it's BB guns.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: It's what you know.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: It's a go cart.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: Were your parents divorced? Now now you are a regular
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: fucking two parent BB gun kid?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's wild old BB gun too, the one straight
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: out of the Christmas Story.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: The Red Rider.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was my that was my hand me down
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: as well. Yeah, that's why I wanted one to begin with.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Get them like.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: That didn't hurt that thing.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: No, they're not They're not that strong.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're hitting the dogs. Not that bad, because dude,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 10: when I was a kid, it was fucking yeah, somebody.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Off flatten those pellets.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Saw boy.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 10: He took fucking this kid out riding the tent speed
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 10: down down our street. He got underneath the car and
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: fucking waited there like fucking uh like Bradley Survivor dude,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 10: and fucking took this kid out and it was like
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 10: something out of a movie. Caught him right in the ankle,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 10: right over the head of the tense speed way.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: We flipped the bike over the bike.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: It was wild.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: That's brutal.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we never got to bb guns because my when
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: we had like knives and my parents also got us
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: fucking knives or like it was like we had us switchblade,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: me and my sister did, and she fucking cut cut
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: herself on our first day playing with Where did.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: You get the switch blades? Flea market? Probably?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's exactly what it was. We got
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: it at like a marker, like fresh stores.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: We were a Chinese star family.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: You weren't throwing stars. Yeah, dude, the whole family. That's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: a family.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Make out the squirrels that were in the at what
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: are you driving upstairs?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Baseball and a dark board with fucking ninja.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 10: We came across them like probably like something like that,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: like some shitty flea market, and like, you know, the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: fucking dude in the back, fucking get him, had like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: four or five of them sucking stashed him away.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: You would just look at him because you realized how
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: fucking dangerous.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: So so dangerous.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: I would cut myself while throwing dude.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fucking somebody, what do you You can't really throw
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: them at your wall trees?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I had a blow gun, a blow dark gun for
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: a minute. Really yeah. They was like, uh, grew up.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: In the maldise the ball and poison tips.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: What were you.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: Shooting with it? I came with arrow like fucking long
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: metal arrows.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: It was like, uh, what that actually sounds sick.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: I was like the boulder.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Were they were?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: They were serious.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: It was like, yeah, we're real serious, and you would sucking.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: They would fly out of there and we would shoot
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: them up in the air and we'd all sit like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: we'd all have our backs a circle and some would
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: shoot it up in the air and it was like
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: we played like chicken or whatever to see who was
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: the last person to run what.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: And you it's like a TikTok game. Don't they do
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: that with like they throw up like a football or.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Some shit like that.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I said that from grown ups.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: They that Oh yeah, yeah, very similar football. Football, all right, football.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: We were like eight too, dad, She was no joke, dude.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Me and my friends used to get hammered in high
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: school and we would shoot each other. We'd all stand
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: up and we'd shoot each other in the back with
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: the airsoft guns. That was premum. Those gave you welt.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: They hurt a good bit.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we used to do when we were real little.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 10: We used to get like a little piece of pipe
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 10: and we played war in the woods. But we'd use
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 10: the pipe for as a rocket launcher with bottle rockets. Yeah,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 10: and that looking back like fuck man.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: That there's no control over about the school pictures.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your life is formed permanent or like losing
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: a finger, getting like a JP p.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Hen like multiple that was eight. That that thing starts
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: worse than me. That still haunts my fucking dreams seeing
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: that picture still.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Plays good you're talking about yeah, yeah, yeah playing.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's not, but he's still in the league with
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: its pretty crazy yeah eight figures last, Yeah, I guess
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you don't really need your fingers, you know, defensive lineman
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: or yeah, just have to like tape your hands up
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: and slap people. I've been seeing a bunch of videos
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: of like dads getting their fucking fingers bid off by
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: like fish.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: And like champion like that pinky.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would have exactly. I would have been mortified.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: But that's why that was a little shark too, I know.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: And that's what what uh.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: It throws me for a loop because I think, like
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: a shark has to be massive to open his mouth
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: big enough to take something off me. But like my
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: fucking digits, my fingers.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Get a little three foot bull sharks are tiny, and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: those things are They say that the most deadly shark
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: in the world. They in with the species.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 10: The North Americans were talking about a hammer head.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: No, I'm petrified to sharks. Yeah, me too, petrified.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: I hate the ocean and there's been a shipload of
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: attacks over the last year.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, whatever.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: And there was just one in Hawaii where the lady.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: They were out snorkeling. The lady disappeared. They found like
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: her bathing shoot suit and ship later, and the way
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: they worded it in the article was that she was
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 10: killed by a very aggressive tiger shark that's been roaming
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: the area. I mean, that's like Halloween ship. Yeah, an agenda.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: There.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: I got a bone to pick about something, because they've
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: been getting people fucking left and right over the lace.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Haven't they all been gathering off the east coast as well?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: There was like the wild there was like seven thousand
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: tracked sharks all for some reason just met up on
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: the East coast.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: So we got to send a militia, dude, we got
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: to send out some dudes out there. I want to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: send our baddest dudes out there to fuck the sharks.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: So totally okay with that. Do they say the great
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: white They don't understand the pattern it travels in, how
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: they've been tracked, and they have no idea why they
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: go where they go when they go. It's they lived
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: for like a hundred years or something.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: Sharks live forever. They and one of the living like
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: species of like anything is a shark. Shark it's been
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: around for like five hundred years.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: The scientist, they probably take the censor off and leave it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: They put it on like monsters a submarine. It's tagging
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: if I got twelve guns in my face.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: But I've always I've always, since a little kid, fetishized
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: saving someone from a shark attack, like I want to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: do it so bad because I think it was because
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: they told me early on that when the shark locks
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: onto one person, it stays locked onto its initial prey.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: So you can go in and be the second.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Man in pet start working a body, and they'll be like, oh,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: you're not the guy.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: You and I don't know. I don't know if that's true.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: It's not like you have to.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Alma dude in the world to be like, let's go.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: He's got your boy all locked. I was running in
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: blood everywhere.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: You're like, now's my time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: He's not the one white for a second.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Old.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I like the guy who like punches the kangaroo, the
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: guy who says that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Was just a great fucking video, Get your dog out
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: and just hit someone.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: A kangaroos know something, they're more so you realize they're
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: real human.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: They really are they are?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 10: Because when he hit that kangaroo, the kangaroo and fight back,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: he looked at him like how damn Yeah, he was like, bitch,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 10: what we had a deal? Like a fucking Karen at
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 10: the bank, just like, excuse.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: Me, there's rules of engagement. He look like, what the fuck?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: You guys?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen the pictures or videos of the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: kangaroos when they're they're standing in the water and it
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: looks like they're like it's some sort of like tactic
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: that they use against like their prey, and they like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: stand in the water to make it look they're drowning,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: but they're so tall, so actually just standing the things
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: coming and then things common. Then they just drowned them.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Really Yeah, with the kangaroo's.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Eating, I'm more worried about they do me.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's fucked up, dude.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: They have like crazy claws to they like gut you.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: They're like headlock you too.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I think they're like big headlockers.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: They're jack you ever see there's a couple.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: Of the dog.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, a full Nelson schower people's elbow there that ship,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 13: you guys.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: I gotta find a picture of them standing in the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: world that's crazy.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: That's real cool. Horri pulling the honey pop.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: Wait, look at this, Look at this, Look at this picture?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Oh ship, and it's just it's just standing straight up
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: waiting for someone to.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: Look at that thing.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fucking all yoked up they.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Are, Jack, that's a human fucking deer. I think that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: that's gotta be.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: It has to be.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: You're not that bad as them. That's the guy on
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Royds who fue.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Then they're just pumping roids into their offspring.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: That has to be what it is, because why are
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: the muscles like that? Why are they so developed in
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: their body?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: And also like he's flexing, he's showing off the goods,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: he's showing off the traps.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Well, it's all dude, that is bullshit.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: Kind of ring light in front of him.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rice Halls just a kangaroo. He's just at a
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: TikTok house flex In the background, girls are just simping
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: over kangaroos, Like, who is that? He's just doing crizzy
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: ass fucking kangaroo.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: A girl would fuck a kangaroo and they wouldn't be
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: able to tell anyone Like that was the best sex
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: I've ever had in that thing level to me, went
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: all night, three hours to come.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to curl up in your pouch, just
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: stuffy in your pouch.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: The next morning he was gone.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 11: I thought we would do bros hopped off.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: They gotta get out of here.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: Stands in a pool, wait for somebody to go swimming
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: the murder.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: That's how they get chicked the drowned. What are you
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: doing later?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: He's hot ass kangaroos, bro, they're buff as hell.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, it's vibs And this is my PSA to
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: remind you that golf season is officially here, whether you
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: end up in the fairway or in the woods. Fire
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: up your round this spring with the official shot of golf,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: fireball cinnamon whiskey. Slip a couple of minis in your
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: bag for you and the boys, so that no matter
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: how you hit him, you're still having a killer day
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: out on the course. Ignite the fairways with fireball cinnamon whiskey.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't. I'm afraid of Australia all
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: around a little bit. I would like to have the flight.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: That's a fucking hump of a flight. The spiders, spiders,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: the wall, everything you can't do it, dudes at lunatics
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: with that, with that funny heccent, I can't do it.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: How long is that flight to Hawaii? So what do
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: you guys fly to California?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: He's gone, I'm not gonna Hawaii. We had we got
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: offered to show in Hawaii. I'm like, dude, I'm not
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: flying to Hawaii.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: What do you think we were going.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: I thought you guys were going.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: We are.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you go everywhere.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: I thought you guys were going to Plus one.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Here his girls from Hawaii.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's from Hawaii. It's ten hours from JFK, which ain't.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: That's actually not that bad.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not that bad.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: Wait, there's direct flights.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: I would assume you'd had to go to like California
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: or some ship and fly from.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: The Hawaiian Airlines says direct flights don't have something too.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: They didn't for a long time, but they kind of
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: just started doing it. I think the first time he.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Went recently, before he started making money, before like the
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: pod did well, he didn't have any money before we
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: started making money for making money. Uh, from the point
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: it was during the pandemic, he was flying and dude, well,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: your layovers like here to Chicago, Chicago to Milwaukee, Milwaukee
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: into Portland, Portland to LA that's free. I'm like, dude,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I'd put a gun in my head.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: To Minneapolis and then took a fucking bust back to
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: Cleveland on a fucking plane there.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: For no In Minneapolis, He's like, wow, we got a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: twelve hour layover. I'm gonna go check out the town.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: It was like December. To check out Minneapolis.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: It was four degrees.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, go to the mall of them.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 10: It was a twenty four hour trip from the time
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 10: we left the house at the time we got to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: Why it was twenty four hours.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: That sucks so fucking bad. Yeah, it wasn't awesome when
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: you got there, though.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah it was great. I'd never been any like any
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 7: anywhere like that before. I fucking I love it there.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: It was more of a Wildwood kid growing up.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: He was a bit of a different vibe. Less ukuleles,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: damn fucking and wild wood crest.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: Sticks in the water in Gray.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: Hey, what the hell was this? Beautiful vistas? It's not
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: even needles on.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: What's the deal? Would already score the h around.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian dudes are annoyingly like talented, Like they're athletic as fuck,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: they're cut love it chill ass dudes, and they all
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: can fucking like sing beautifully and serve soft pitch. The
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: fucking it's sweet. Did you do any like, did you
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: go to like lou Hou or anything while you're out there?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Because doesn't that feel a little bit when you go
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: to a lou Ou out there? Doesn't it feel like
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: you're kind of like not supposed to be doing that.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: It's like a little bit dirty.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: Like I'm very superstitious about the island just because of
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: its history and stuff like that.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't like the Howley's.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: They don't.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: But like there's that thing where like you're not supposed
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 10: to take anything from the island, and you're supposed to
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: do more for the island than you take from it,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: and all that kind of stuff. I don't know, I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: buy you and all that stuff, so I keep it
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: real chill. And plus her being local, they tell us, they,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: you know, told me all these you know, not why
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: like legends or wives tales or whatever about like night
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: marchers and this and that and all.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Those what's a night marcher?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: It's like a ghost of like who steals your ship
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: in all night somebody dogged a bounty guys out on bomb.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: They say they're like ghost from the past that roam
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: around in the jungle or whatever.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: All right, damn dude, Yeah that's I was mystical, though.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: Mystical is the right work?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: Do they want?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Do they want their sovereignty? Does Hawaii want their sovereignty?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Do they want like us out?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: I'm not sitting there on city council.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you fucking it sounds like you're dipping
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: the toe that you're about to be half Hawaiian. You're
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: about this guy a jacket in the box who Hawaiian
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Shirtineapple pizza.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 10: They got a pretty tight spot over there, though. That's
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 10: the nicest place I've ever been. Have you guys ever
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 10: been anywhere tropical?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: Not like that now?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: No, now, Florida.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: I did, Sarasota, Jacksonville.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: I've never been anywhere.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: I figured you guys would have tried.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: I think you do. You have to Hawaii on my
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: on my honeymoon.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: Roan's been to like six tropicals. I feel like you were.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: Setting me up now making me.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: No, I'm asking because dropping votecap.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Because it because it when we were in like we
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: we went to Maui and what's the island the Nepoly
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Coast or whatever, so whatever island that is.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 7: With like.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Also and speaking of Kawai Kawai exactly. Also, every picture
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: he's ever sent me, he's been in a parking lot.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: So it's not like he's he's hanging out of like
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: what like the locals do, Yeah, you're not. He's like
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: he's like there's like McDonald's like, yeah, we're in the streets.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: That's not like he's doing his laundry a laundromat and ship.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's not. It's not the.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 13: Not in the four seasons, like eating like hep.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Pre cooked food. But they but they told a story
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: about a dude who was like there, I guess he
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: was there before it became a state and there he
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: never paid his taxes and they he took the State
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: of Hawaii to court federally and they said, like he
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to pay tax like he's fathered in, so
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: he's just sweet and good to go.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: He never has to pay taxes.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: In his entire Like I know there is a lot
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: of that stuff over there, So.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: That's kind of fucking sweet.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: The limit who can I.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 10: Think I'm speaking uh in turn here, but they limit
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 10: who not from the island can like buy property and
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 10: stuff like that.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: They like to try to keep everything local and not got.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Because billionaires are just going and buy fucking everything.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: Most of it is like a nature preserved like the
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 10: only the only island has like a big city. I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 10: think is is a Wahu is the capital where Honolu is.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 10: The rest of them like it's just little pockets. The
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: rest of it's all untouched.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of fucking sweet, fucking real, that's kind
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: of badass.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 10: It's to do that ship down to the Ocean City boardwalk.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: One a T shirt plays, closes and other one's going
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 10: up next Weekende been moving.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever do a thing where you're where
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: you are smoking a cigarette? Yep, and then you walk
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: walk to a store and then you leave the cigarette
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: on the ledge outside of the store.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Have I done it at ahuah Wah? Of course I'm
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: proud of it. Absolutely not. It was in my younger days.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: I was trying to be cool. Did I leave my
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: car on with the windows down bumping fifty cent probably
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: was many men knocking on my.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 12: Course.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: It still knocks, dudeude, buddy. I came here listening to
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: fifty cent radio.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: The sad part of those is when you see one
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 10: that was left, like they never went back for It's
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: just all a hash.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: It's been rained on five.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, someone got to bring her down right out.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they forget. You gotta blow dry to be able
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: to reuse it.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: Put in the mica d catch a butt in a
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 10: beer bottle at school at college?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: What do you mean catching someone put a stick in there?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, that happened.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: Can got me or a dip or like yeah, my
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: buddy off and cut my head.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: On New Year's Eve, my buddy was drinking a beer
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: and he said, at the end of it he realized
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: that there was a zin in the bottom of it.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: How do you wait until the end to realize.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think it was dropped.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: How is that possible?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: Like peppermint?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was a new flame.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking disgusted. I even got good because it
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: happened enough times where I'd be able I would smell
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: like the dip spit at the last second and be
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: able to like whip it away.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Not of my boys have a really dip. We all
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: just smoked sick, so I never had to fucking look
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: out for that. I was always gross to me, like
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: the water bottle with like round smoke a stick like
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: a gut. Damn.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I felt so cool the first time that I put
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: one outside of a place, and when like went inside,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: did my business and then picked it up still burning outside.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: That's all for shure kids outside you're starting their foreheads.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: That's only for you, add all.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I would do it with weed, like not even like
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: like not thinking that. I like, I was like, no
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: one knows I'm smoking weed. I definitely stunk so much
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: like weed at the coffee shop, fucking eyes red, just disgusting,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: like thinking I was the man like but just scumbag
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: like Rick and Morty T shirt Scooby pants likes. Yeah,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: just the absolute loser, thinking I was the fucking man.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: I'll be right back for that.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Bad days.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: They were bad days.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: And you're awesome. If you think you're awesome, you're first
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: sure not awesome. If you think you're doing something that
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: looks cool, you are the furthest thing. For me, it
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: doesn't look cool at all dude just seeking to be
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: seen with that ship I saw, Dude, I pulled up
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: in my I remember I would pull up to like,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: you know, the fucking ex on or the wah wah
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: in my fucking white nineteen nineties radio heavy Lumina last
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: in my radio with the after with the fucking head
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: unit in that was just like it was from my sisters.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: It was just a bad look man, what's ahead?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: Unit?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Like the CD player? Because it was this was back
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: before like I had to used car, so it was
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: only how to kick that out? Yeah, you could pop
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: it off the Facebook in neighborhood.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: I take it with.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: The most expensive thing in theamn car. They leave the car,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: and I remember I would like pull up and I
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: would like park in the fire lane or whatever and
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: like hop up and run in to get SIGs music on,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: like some sort of lanyard on my keys or whatever.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: Due I was stolen your car?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: I thought I was cool. And then I was at
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: a fucking acme and I saw this dude do exactly
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: what I did, and it was like a year and
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh man, I am the biggest what
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: you look that I am the biggest door. But it takes.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: It took it to see myself doing it.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: You guys are younger, you might get this and I'm
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 10: want to sound like a pop up. But something that
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: drives me out of my like murderous raids through my
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 10: body are the kids driving around in those fucking cars
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 10: with the fucking crackers on the back.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: The bank bank bank, bank, bang bang bang. You know
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: what I'm talking about.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: They put the cool It's like, you know, put that
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: in a muffler. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah in the hood.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: They're riding around the hood.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: I drive.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: Dude, that in the city.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Oh crazy.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: I just saw it.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: I saw an auting the other day and it was
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: like rumbling down Seventh Avenue and you're like, this is
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: just echo.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're fissing everyone off the A five thousands.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: Like gunfire going yeah that and Citizen.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: Like they have like an absurdly loud like custom system
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: systof It's like, who has a system? And why is
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: your music? Like that's not enjoyable, You're gonna be going deaf.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: My buddy had a Mercury Cougar and he put like
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: a fucking five thousand dollars j L system in it
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: with the sub wolfers yea and dude, they used to
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: hit so you couldn't hear anything it was, and the
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: car rattled so much that she would start falling off,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: like the rear view mirror would fall off the visors
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: just from constant shaking. Like what is this is barely
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: a car?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, just driving at home and listen to the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: fucking radios.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: Me off to is when people walk down the street
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: holding a speaker.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: Dude, the bluetooth the public, I'll give you right now.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: Why not enjoy singing? Dude, shut walking around not getting discovered. Stop.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: Kids used to walk around school with like a speaker like.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: A lot of bag.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: It's insane playing music.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 10: Always clear those people because I assume with my logic,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: I say that guy has a gun on him, or
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 10: that guy's looking for a fucking bait.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's bait for some shut up.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: No, but he does that now it's an attention. Yeah.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Sit down on the plane and a guy's watching YouTube
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: videos at full volume.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: That entire plane.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: That in the face time with no phones on.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, insane.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: I'm getting on a flight, yeah, like yeah, I know
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: we're about to take off. I hope this plane goes down.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: That's always when you land.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Noticed, like just touchdown in New York.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, New York ten million other people.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: Because if somebody's still picking you up from the airport
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: in twenty twenty three, yeah, you're a fucking loser.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: So if you're doing in New York around, that's crazy, dude.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: I was. I was thinking about this yesterday because I
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: landed in New York and uh, you guys travel all
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: the time for stand up and uh, dude, it's so
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: funny seeing people land and they're like calling all their
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 6: loved ones and they're like Lane, Like, dude, I haven't
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: like flown like for like joy or like for like fun, and.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: I'm doing it. I have a vacation coming up, and
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: or like it's so sad and it's like, you know, whatever,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: we get to do this a fucking awesome like you know,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: a really cool, a really cool job. But it's like
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: you're in the airport, everybody's going ninety percent of the
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: people are like we're going on and I'm sitting there.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like I'm going to fucking pulso for six hours?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Did they get on a plane and fly and you're like,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: I can't drink I need to be sharp fight tonight.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like I've remember saying to my wife and
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: like I just want to get on a plane and
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  Speaker 5: then like and have fun, like go somewhere that's nice
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  Speaker 5: weather field. The anticipation like this will be good, this
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  Speaker 5: will be fun.
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  Speaker 7: Vacation airport is a much different vibe.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, where are you going? Where you're going? In February,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: Puerto Rico? Oh hell yeah, yeah, first time we were
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: on a cock fighting there.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you actually no? On my bachelor party, I went,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I went to the cock fighting in Puerto Rico. There's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: like a stadium.
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  Speaker 6: I guess I'm going to a fight.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of a Barbara and Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I can't imagine you lay action down on the site.
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  Speaker 7: They do it to the death.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's like ten minutes, tap out.
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  Speaker 7: What's Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: They do stop them if if someone's too fucked up,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: but they don't like die right there. They like take
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: them to a deep fryer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think. I don't think they're taking them their urgent.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Care stretchers, putting them in a trash bag and.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Working on the concussion tent. The blue ten around them.
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  Speaker 6: They just pick them up by the neck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's brutal, but they sell chicken and panadas there,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: but the chicken didn't taste fro.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if I could do that. Could you
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: do a bullfight? Would you be okay with that?
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  Speaker 5: I would be okay with anything cultural if it's okay.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: It was culturally there, It's like that's what they're doing.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: There was a family there, was like a young family there,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: but then we walked out and they were like speaking
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: English from Minnesota or something like they were taking it
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: in culturally too. I was like, oh, nice, a family here.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Mostly it was like older men uh in like the
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: lower ring, like betting cash.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: In Spanish, like screaming out like you.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even follow how they were betting.
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  Speaker 7: That's fun. I like that, But I couldn't do the
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 7: animal thing. Yeah, it'd be too rough.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: We were there like eleven dudes, and like within the
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: first five minutes, seven of them left and there's just
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: four of us, fucking maniacs slapping.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: That's a cock fight.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: Exactly. I start brying.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: I think I'd rather go to a cockfight than a bullfight,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: for sure.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: But bullfights are fun. They I think they always die.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they they're good. The bigger they are, the sadder
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: They throw little fucking spears at them, fucking over the
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 10: course of the fight.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: And then I think, fucking.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was bull on bull, it'd be one thing.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: But it's human against bull.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a human get fucked up.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 7: Though, sure he get that.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: The bull car flicks and that's true fucking up.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: I like the running to the ball.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: I don't like to die, I guess, or I'm kind
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: of you know, I like what am I. I've had
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: bacon and hammering today. I genuinely don't care. But it's
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: like those bulls do fuck people up, and like running
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: on the bulls and ship like I love seeing an
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: animal or mother or anybody getting like getting the humans all. Yeah,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with that. I love it.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 10: Too close to the tiger cage, Yeah, trying to get
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 10: a cool pick or whatever and they their forearm.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what you for that.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 6: I'm definitely for them when they escape the zoo. It's
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: like that. That rules. Yeah, when you hear about the
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: tiger roaming the streets of like Seattle or something like,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: this is awesome for you.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: My first flight for vacation travel a lot for work.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: I got a family.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think about the way that they
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: like humanely kill lobsters sometime though, have you ever seen
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: that where like lobsters like they can almost pick their
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: own fate and there's like two there's like two, uh
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: conveyor belts.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: There's just no way they're picking.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: That one of them.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Like, there's no way lobsters walk up to two conveyor
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: belts and they can like pick which one they go on,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: and one like leads to safety and one of them
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: like just dumps them in boiling waters.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: That's more it's for I think it's like you are humane.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: You are in deep YouTube. That's crazy. I've seen its
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: due dude.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: In red lobster, they're hands selecting, like god, the one
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: that's gonna die, Dude, at least let there be some
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: kind of that is that.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: That's less human they're going whichever way their eyes are pointed.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: So they don't have a lobster processing plant that they
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: let half of the lobsters go.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: And like, well it's like they put them back right
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: house always. Yeah, half our inventory is gone. They chose
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: left no way, dude, But I was throwing all that ship.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 7: I always feel guilty slide into the pot.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly are they're live as there? They can feel
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: it too, don't. They have no central nervousness.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: They said, there's like new studies that they can feel.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: It's on the screen.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: You hear high that oxygen. That's not them screw their lungs. No,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: they don't, that's oxygen.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: Seeing sweet though. Yeah, I've been feeling real guilty about it.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: Not the plus.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the documentary?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 7: But I've seen that one Get out of the Jar sleep.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: They know what's going on, Yeah, they know.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: They know exactly what's going on a.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: Couple of million years. You're fucking riding Rascal scooters and show.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: They're probably telling the sharks. They're probably like, go up here.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: They're probably like riding the back of a shark, like
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: fucking crying in the brain at the top of the shark,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: squatting up.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: I don't have a roll doctus a nice Greek joint, Oh.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: My god, like yogurt, sauce and some fucking olive oil.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: Did you guys see that, uh that Patreso neal bit
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: that the seller Instagram posted about just recently. Yeah, but
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 6: it was killing he's like, I couldn't kill anything that
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: has eyebrows. And then he's like and then he's like
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: he talks about like if you kill a fish, they
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: just stare at you.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's all right.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious, dude. Well, we appreciate you guys coming and.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: Everything.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 6: You want to plug, Yeah, we want to plug.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: We had a third show at the Grammercy Theater February third.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: It's a Friday night. There's about fifty tickets left to that.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: The other two were sold out. Get those tickets if
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: you're in New York. The live show, it's me and
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: him co headline and then we play ru garbage with
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: the audience. It's a good fucking time. And Sas we
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: got to have you on the show. Got to have
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: you back at some time.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, are you garbage?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: Go listen.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Just crushing it, fast, growing, fucking making, mother fucking money, dude, traveling.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: Going to Hawaii, Puerto Rico.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sick, bro. You guys are living. Congratulations, thank
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: you guys for being here.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: You guys.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I appreciate it.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, I appreciate you guys.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 7: Thank you