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EP: 83 Dumb Criminals · The Sense and Senseless Podcast

• Jason: All right. Tonight we got a good, special for you guys. we're going to do something different tonight and mix it up. I'm going to give Bryan. a break on this one and I'm going to lead. bear with us and, let us know how you like it. but tonight we're going to come with you with, with you can't fix stupid. So this is going to be criminal edition where we're going to show eight videos of, some of the dumbest criminals we could find on the internet. in the last month or so. And we're just going to, we're going to cover this play by play. Me and Bryan. going to discuss each one. And then at the end, we're going to vote and see how this goes. So let's get her started. Hey, welcome back everybody. This is the sense and senseless podcast. I'm Jason. Bryan: Right. Jason: Bryan.. So anyways, we, we welcome you back. thank you for all our new followers that we picked up. And, if you're new to the family, we, we welcome you with the open arms and, big hearts and, just appreciate everything you guys do for us. Follow us on YouTube, tick tock, Facebook, Instagram, rumble and all podcasts platforms. So as I said in the. In the opening, we're going to cover up some, some, can't fix stupid. we like to talk about sense and senseless stuff on here. Well, we need to include some of the stupidest criminals out there. Right? Some of these people just need to figure out a better way to live their life, Bryan., and just get an honest paying job after watching some of these videos. So. I mean, I'm sure you see this a lot in your area. Bryan: Yeah, I'm interested to see what you brought up 'cause I haven't seen any of this yet. So along with everyone else, I'm interested to see what we got tonight. Jason: Yeah. So this is kind of a role reversal for me and Bryan.. We're going to role play tonight. we're going to keep it PG and not do any nasty role play, but that's Bryan: That's later. Jason: later. Yeah. That's our next show. but anyway, it's usually Brian's one leading this stuff and I'm seeing it for the first time tonight. He's, he's a little nervous. we came up with safe words already, just in case it gets a little too weird for him, but, nah, just Bryan: Deeper is one of them. Jason: deeper. Yeah. Faster, harder, faster, harder, softer, far. But anyways, yeah, let's, we hope you guys enjoy this and the little mix up and all that. So, don't critique me too bad. I'm not used to leading this, this stuff, but you'll see more of me doing some, but so, our, let's get our, do our first one there, Bryan.. We're kind of doing this late during the weekend. Bryan. had some, concerts to go see this weekend. Had a good time from what you said, right? So. Bryan: I had a gr great a great time, man. Concerts Friday night and Saturday night. So yeah, good time. Jason: Yeah, yeah. So glad, glad you got to go out and have some time and spend some time with the wife and get away from me a little bit on the weekend. So I missed you. It was weird, but we're here and yeah, I know. Bryan: Me too. Yeah. And we had to take that break, you know. Ever every now and then we you know, we gotta we gotta get a little distance. Jason: little distance, we totally take so much of each other. But anyways, all right. So the tonight, the first one is brought to us by the Macy's ceiling escape. So, here, employees at a Macy and Vancouver mall. So this is out of Canada reported a man moving through ceiling tiles and damaging fixtures. Please evacuated part of the store, set up a ladder and placed a mattress beneath him. After more than an hour. He fell onto the mattress and was arrested when he tried to run. Police identified the man as Gabriel Hideo. I guess that's how you pronounce his name. H I D E O Hideo. Bryan: He heat a E O. Jason: Yeah. And bingo was his name. so, so, yeah, let's, let's, let's, go ahead and share this video here. Let me get this up. Bryan: Daí eu. What are they fighting with? Jason: Well, they're fighting that dude there. Bryan: So so what did he fall through? That was at Macy's? Jason: Yeah, that was at Macy's. So this cat was supposedly... God. Bryan: So I see he was coming through the ceiling tiles, but where Jason: Yeah. Bryan: was where was he trying to go? Jason: I don't know. It just said that the, employees stated that they'd seen the tiles moving and heard somebody up running through the earth, you know, crawling through the tiles and he was damaging light fixture. I meant that that's, that's the screwed part. I mean, why were you up in the ceiling of a Macy's? Bryan: He might have been doing what do they call that? Frogging. You ever seen that? They got Jason: What's frogging? No. Bryan: a they got actually got a movie about it. I forgot the name of the movie. Frogging is where they get people that actually go live in other people's attics while they're home. Jason: Right. Bryan: And they'll come out while the people aren't home. So they're basically living in their house, but they're staying in their attic. Jason: Well, we're going to have to do some research on that and have to cover that one. Froggin now I've heard a docking. Bryan: Yeah. It's I think it's called I think it's called frogging. Yep. no, I think it's called frogging. Jason: We'll keep, like I said, we'll try to keep that PG, but never heard of Bryan: Yeah. Jason: froggin now used to play Frogger back in the day for a lot of our listeners. They probably don't remember that video game, but froggin, huh? Never heard that one Bryan: I I think it's yeah, it's it's with a pH. Jason: with a pH, a pH degree. Bryan: It's the act of secretly living inside someone else's occupied home without their knowledge or consent. Jason: Okay. Yeah, no, I've never heard of that one. I mean, I could visualize it. I'd understand it because you got, what are those squatters that'll actually, Bryan: Yeah, that's Jason: if somebody's not living in the house at the time, they'll go just move in. Bryan: Yeah, that's up to these people are living in your house with you. They just Jason: Yeah. Bryan: in the attic or something. Jason: wonder if they're cleaning up behind themselves and things like that. Bryan: Carding to the movie, the ones that are successful do. No, because they don't Jason: Yeah. Bryan: want to be caught. So they make sure that everything's in the same place whenever they go back up in the attic. gotta be boring as fuck. Jason: I mean, you imagine coming home and your bathroom's clean and you think your spouse cleaned it and she thought you cleaned it. I mean, that could get a little weird. Bryan: Yeah, I don't think they going above, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Jason: above and beyond, probably just making it look like they were like, we left it the way we found it. We didn't leave it better than we found it, but. Bryan: It ain't definitely gonna be better than they found it. I mean, we're probably not talking about the best people. But with the c cost of housing today, it might be a good option. Jason: Right. You never know, this dude could have been trying to live up in Macy's or whatever, didn't on Elf, Will Ferrell, that Christmas movie. I don't know if you've ever seen Elf or whatever, but Bryan: Yeah, I've seen Elf multiple times. Jason: yeah, he, he was sleeping in that mall, wasn't he? So in decorating that store and all that, I mean, he needed somewhere to stay. yeah, that, that's straight out of Canada. So. I don't know. Well, that's our first one. I don't want to get to rank in them already. mean, we'll, instead of trying to rank them one to 10, we'll, we'll just, we'll say I was pretty stupid. I towels aren't really made to crawl around on. mean, I'm surprised he didn't fall out to begin with. I don't, I've had some incidents of working in the telecommunications thing back when I was in houses, putting stuff in, you know, you pop a pop your foot on the ceiling. You know, once or twice in your career, most people has done it, you know, trying to get up in the attic and find a cable wire or whatever. And that stuff's just not made for pressure. So I don't know what this dude was thinking. Probably wasn't. Bryan: You gotta you see you trying to think of it on a your a level of like you're on. This guy was Jason: I know. Bryan: in the ceiling of a Macy's store. Jason: trying to understand him. guess I'm bad to be high. He's probably high as hell, right? Bryan: Huh, you can't understand that. Probably so. Jason: Probably like crackhead Johnny cutting our fiber and stuff. Bryan: He might have been up there trying to get wire. That'd even Jason: Yeah, he could have been. Bryan: be more fucked up trying to cut live wire in the attic. Jason: Yeah. So we knew something was wrong with the lights were flickering. So, but anyways, I, well, Bryan: Got a rat. Got a rat. Jason: let's get to the next one here. Story two, it's called Tim birds in his underwear. Wonder where that's going to take us at. So according to this federal agent said a passenger arrived arriving from Havana was carrying 10 live birds and six plastic tubes sewn into his underwear. So this cat had tubes sewn in his underwear with 10 live birds in them. Custom officers notice an unexplained bulge during questioning. That's what it says. Bryan: come on now. You can't you can always explain the bolts. Jason: You happy to see me? You got something in your pocket or you just glad to see me? Bryan: It's my cucumber. Jason: My sock. and a search revealed the birds, the man Alberto Hernandez Castillo. Yeah. Sorry to my daughter-in-law who's Hispanic. butchered that, didn't roll my Rs there, appeared in federal court on a smuggling charge. was smuggling birds. So let me share this, share my screen here and we'll watch this video. Bryan: Those spurs didn't make any noise on that whole flight. Jason: I guess not, man. They probably, I don't know. He probably had them on sedatives or something. Like you give your pets when you fly them, but. Bryan: They have to be worth something to to strap like and I guess the better part is is it whatn't up his ass. You know Jason: Yeah, would have been gerbils. So. Bryan: yeah, that there must be some expensive ads. I don't know why you would wanna I don't know. Jason: Smuggle birds. Bryan: Yeah, no, I don't know. Jason: Well, she said that the birds were a bunch of them were the ones you had to have documents, special documentation to have, which I didn't know that existed, but you know, I'm not a bird person. my grandparents in Montana had birds. Bryan: Well, I'm wondering if some of these birds might carry like disease and therefore Jason: Yeah. I don't think these idiots think about that. I'm sure that there were a lot of money. mean, I didn't, I didn't really dig into it, but they had him on Bryan: Just can't Jason: a $25,000 personal security bond. So that's, that's decent, decent bond for smuggling birds. But I want to know who noticed the bulge. Who's staring Bryan: Yeah. Jason: at your package like that? You know, Bryan: Well, when you walk through that thing in TSA, it pretty much sees everything from what they say, so you know the one you gotta stand up and do your jumping jack? Jason: See, I haven't been on a flight in a long time. So yeah, we're going, we're going to actually Chile, the country, on a mission trip or whatever with our church in January. So, I'll have to, I guess I won't be smuggling any birds. know that. Bryan: Well, according to to Google those grass quits, whatever the fuck he was smuggling, Jason: Grass quits. Yeah. Bryan: they between a hundred and two hundred dollars when available from specific exotic bird breeders. A hundred to two hundred dollars a bird. That's not even Jason: No, I mean. Bryan: So I think that's dumber than actually smuggling a fucking bird. It's like, Jason: I know, I mean it's... Bryan: what's the risk reward? It costs you twenty five thousand dollars for a fucking one hundred, two hundred dollar bird. Jason: Exactly. If you're going to do something stupid, make it worth it. mean, these people just don't, math isn't their forte, right? They're just trying to make a quick dollar. I meant dollar. Like you said, that's chump change. That's not even worth getting prison. And like I said, $25,000 bond that he had to post. I mean, that's crazy. I don't know. I'm not. Bryan: Hold on before you I wanna check out that other one real quick before you move on to the next one. Jason: Alright. Bryan: Let's see. Five hundred to a thousand for that one. Jason: All the other bird. Okay. Bryan: Yeah. The blue girl's beak. Jason: Yeah. I meant the one in $200 ones. mean, geez, dude, that's like, you know, I could understand like certain pets and things like that, that bring a lot of money. I don't know. And I don't Bryan: So yeah. Jason: know who'd be paying that kind of money for a bird anyways. 500 to a thousand Bryan: But he Jason: dollars. Bryan: he only had two of those though, so at the top end he had two thousand for those and he had Jason: Yeah. Bryan: eight of the other ones, so that was two hundred times eight, so that's sixteen hundred, so he hit Jason: $2,600? Bryan: But be thirty six hundred 'cause he had two of the blue ones. Yes. But thirty six hundred bucks for a twenty five thousand dollar. Plus shipping Jason: Yep. Bryan: and handling. Jason: Sorry, Alberto. I know you're probably from somewhere that maybe Bryan: Ha ha ha. Jason: that's a lot of money, right? Where he's from or whatever. Maybe that's life changing money, but. Bryan: I mean, it's fucking a lot of money to me too, but it ain't worth fucking going to prison over, I guess. Jason: That's what I'm getting at. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm just trying to understand where he's coming from and I just can't feel him on that. Right. So it's crazy. It says no conviction reported. he's, he's presumed as we say, everything, everybody's presumed innocent until proven guilty. So we ain't, we ain't saying they're guilty. We're just saying, talking about how dumb they are. So next time, make sure you don't have a bulge in your pants that stands out, you know, try to blend that thing out. So. Bryan: Maybe he should have took all those tubes and ran them down the inside of his leg. Then they wouldn't have checked. Just one long fucking cylinder, yep. That's right. Jason: What one long cylinder, right? Yeah. That's how I'll be packing, dude. I got a, I got a movie shoot here in Miami. Yeah. Get, Bryan: Walk walk with a limp. Get a cane. Jason: get all straight leg when I get excited. So, Bryan: Yeah. Jason: all right. All right. Here the, next one is brought to us, by, John Wayne airport in Santa Ana, California. We know that one. Well, do we not? All Bryan: Yes, sir. Jason: right. Yeah, we flew in and out of there a lot in the, in the core. were stationed over there. So says here, a passenger scheduled to fly to Seattle, allegedly went through a restricted gate, took an airport baggage tug and drove it near parked aircraft. Officials say the tug struck another vehicle and the passenger then tried to take a lavatory service truck before police arrested him. Authorities identified the accused as Schuyler J. Barr. Skylar, what are you thinking, bud? You can't just go out on the flight line and start driving tugs and lavatory trucks. Bryan: I guess you can until somebody stops you. Jason: I mean, did the Bryan: Ha ha Jason: cat just wake up today and say, I think I'm going to go to the airport and drive a tug around. mean. Bryan: Well, y maybe he just don't he he don't wake up. He just lives in this land where he can do whatever he wants until somebody stops Jason: All right. Bryan: him. Jason: let's, it was said he was booked on a Delta flight. But he took a tug of sign to Alaskan airlines. So I mean, he, he said they're still in another airline stuff. He, he didn't even stay with who he was booked with. Yeah, that's Bryan: Mm. Opportunist. Jason: weird. So let's, let's watch the video on this one here. Let me, pull him up. He's got something stuck under there. Bryan: I don't I don't know if he wanted to go in reverse 'cause when he first took off, it's kinda like he looked awkward right there. It's like, whoops shit. It Jason: Yeah, like he did know what he was doing. Bryan: Yeah. So he just kept driving in the reverse. Jason: Yeah. And see that thing hanging out to the side. Was that like a wheel chock or something that's still hooked on there? That's funny. Bryan: Well, he had him a little joyrod. So they didn't show the they don't have the footage of the rest of it then. 'Cause what else is that it got the lavatory truck? Jason: Yeah. He took a laboratory truck too. They didn't catch that part. So Bryan: I was curious of what that was. Jason: yeah. And it's crazy. Cause that wasn't like airport security footage. That was somebody filming that. Bryan: Yeah. Somebody sitting that was like sitting like, What the fuck? What? Jason: Yeah. So it's crazy how people are with their phones nowadays. And we talked about that, how you'll be like witnessing a robbery or a, or somebody getting their ass beat like a beat down instead of helping out. You're more quicker to get your phone out and start recording it. Bryan: In defense of this one though, they probably inside behind the window, y you know. Jason: Yeah, but it still blows my mind how quick people get video of stuff happening is what I'm getting at. We, we overheard him saying he was going to do this. So, Bryan: Well, maybe maybe he told Hey, hold my beer. That's right. Jason: but yeah, that's a, yeah, I've seen some stuff in my days, my 52 years and, or 51, sorry, you're 52. I haven't seen that one. I haven't Bryan: No. Jason: heard of that one. Yeah. Is that like the airport version Bryan: Evidently it's not as easy to Jason: of somebody running across the football field and a football game or. Bryan: Probably I think that's a little more dangerous what he did. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: But evidently those carts aren't that easy to drive or he's just an idiot. Cause I Jason: He kept it in reverse. Back it up, Terry. Bryan: Yeah, I yeah, I don't know. Jason: All right. All right. All right. Let's see. the stolen VR headset that gave directions. So this little story here, and I'm going to butcher this word up. So bear with me there. people listening and Bryan. O Ocio or Oki OCO EE family reported that a burglar entered through a rear sliding door and stole a child's virtual. reality headset. So you know what them VR goggles are? I've never worn one or whatever. Bryan: Yeah. Me neither. Jason: please say the device was still connected to the family's phone when it was powered on, allowing a live view that showed clues, including a green roofed house. A Sergeant recognized the location and officers recovered the headset. So I guess this thing was tied to these people's. media or something, and when he turned it on at his house, they could see everything. So that's kind of weird. Bryan: That's Yeah. Jason: I'm it. So basically they got all the information from the device being powered on and, that's bad. You talk to police officers. know some, they, they know the normal people. You know what I'm saying? It's funny how they can see somebody like, yeah, I know exactly where that at or where's that, where that is at. And I know who it is. So, that's when you know, you're a, you're a good criminal is when the cops know you, but, Bryan: When you become a regular Jason: yeah, you're a regular. So let me share this and we'll watch this video. Bryan: There you go, O'Coe. Alright, so this family just moves in and they get robbed. Jason: Yep. Bryan: So welcome to the neighborhood. Jason: Yeah, I guess. Bryan: How the fuck this kid knows that he had a VR hit sitting there? Jason: I don't know dude, I mean that's crazy. Bryan: 'Cause evidently he went there for one thing, you know. Jason: Well, he may have known that people were moving in because a lot of times these people are, they'll scope you out. Like people that do that. they'll, they'll see somebody moving in. They'll get word of a family moving in or something. They know, mean, they're there. I mean, the dude had a warrant for grand theft and, and some other stuff. Bryan: So you think he just broke in just to steal what whatever and he just happened upon the virtual reality? Jason: Yeah. Bryan: And that was the only thing he took. Jason: Yeah. I think he was probably up in there looking around at stuff and he's seen that computer and all that and the VR and it was just a quick, quick thing. know what I'm saying? Them things are worth a lot of money. Some of them are. Bryan: Well it didn't look like he wanted to sell it. They were playing it all day. Jason: No, he was having a fun time with it, He probably would have pawned it off eventually. I don't know, he may have kept it. yeah, next time you might want to not take stuff that connects to the internet and maybe to people's social media. Bryan: Is there anything electronic today that doesn't connect to the internet? Jason: I don't know. I know. It's crazy. How much stuff is, I don't, I don't think, I don't think you can power up anything anymore without it being detected. Yeah. Your grill. Yeah. Bryan: I don't I don't think so either. Not nothing that you buy new. Jason: Yeah. Like my smoker can connect to the internet. My, my, door, my Bryan: Can it connect to the internet by itself? It like just gets on the internet and starts searching shit on how to cook. Jason: Hey idiot. I just looked up this recipe. You ain't doing it right. Bryan: What you did with AI? Well, I created an AI agent that cooks for me. Jason: That's right. Bryan: No. Jason: Hey, don't even make me cover that because I actually did find this thing that you just add seasonings to it and all that and meet and you hit a button and it'll actually cook your food. Like it does Bryan: Damn. Jason: all the work. Right? So if you don't know how to cook, yes, this thing will, it's like a robot cooker. Who's that? Bryan: I got one of them too. She's I think she's in the living room right now. So I got one of them too. I think she's in the living room right now. I just give her the seasoning and the meat and it does all the cooking. Jason: Yeah, get at it. This don't talk back and have an attitude though. So, Bryan: Well we both cook today. Jason: well, that's good. Like I said, I did, I did, some Boston, but some pool pool port. It was really good. Bryan: With a catfish and a two fish. Jason: Catfish and etouffee, see? Why you gotta go there, man? I don't have that, I mean, I can get catfish. We got the Ohio river over here by me, but ain't nobody cooking etouffee around here. So. Bryan: They can't. Jason: I know, but we just don't, we don't cook it. See real quick. Now me and the wife were at Walmart on, when was it Friday evening? I think, no, it was last night or yesterday evening when we got back from Lowe's getting the lumber part of the stuff for this project I'm doing this week. And we were over by the pork section section and I would already grabbed the Boston butts while I wanted to cook something for dinner last night. And. I ended up getting some pork chops and bone in pork chops and putting them on my smoker. And Bryan: You put your bone in the pork chop? Jason: I put my bone in the poke chop. But, anyways, we, see you done got my, yeah, that's what, that's what we'd be doing. Yeah. Bring me to Bryan: That that's what y'all call it down there. Bone in the poke chop. Come here, girl, bring me that poke job. Bring me that poke job. Jason: bring me that poke chop. But, Bryan: Nasty motherfucker. Jason: I was like, gosh dang, what, what do you want? And she goes, I don't know. And that old lady turned around. She said, isn't this. bad, can't ever figure. said, it's the worst thing about being adult. I hate is trying to figure out what to cook for dinner every night. I really do. It stresses me out, dude. Bryan: You know why? Because you got too many options. Jason: Huh? Bryan: You got too many options. We do. Jason: I guess I never know what I'm really craving. Bryan: No, you if it's not about craving anything. As a species, you should just find something to fucking eat. But we all have to have something that we really want, you know? Jason: Yeah. Yeah. Like most animals, they just, they take what they get. Yeah. Bryan: They just take what they get, not us. Why we have such a problem finding something to eat because we have so much to fucking eat. People in starving Jason: because we're spoiled. Bryan: countries think they have problems, you know, be like, Hey, what do you want to eat for dinner? Whatever you got. Yes. Yeah. That's what I want. not us. Jason: Yes. Put a third in front of me. We're going to, we're going to mail this third sandwich. So I keep hearing y'all Bryan: So is Jason: talk about y'all's third sandwiches at work. I would like to eat that. It sounds good. Bryan: It's a I mean it's a good problem to have. You don't not know what Jason: It is, Bryan: you want to eat. Jason: but, but do you ever not eat because you couldn't figure out what you wanted to eat and just went to bed? I do. Bryan: I don't know anybody that I don't know. Cause I don't really care what I eat. Jason: I'll just get to where I'm not craving nothing. I'll just go to bed without eating sometimes and be like, Bryan: I don't crave anything. Well, I can't say I don't crave anything. I don't crave any food. I crave the fuck out of some ice cream. But I love ice cream. Ice cream is my fucking weakness. And Jason: Yeah, no kidding. You got me eating ice cream. I've been, I know you do. I watched you eat it every night. Bryan: we just found a cold stone, they're building a cold stone about an hour away, and I love fucking cold stone. Cold Stone is the only restaurant. Yes, there's a fucking restaurant to me. It's the only restaurant in the world that if I see it, I want to go to it. You know, I don't give a shit about steak, chicken, anything else. I want ice cream. And cold stone's Jason: So Bryan: the best. Jason: you're going to start putting some miles on that vehicle now, right? Getting some cold snow. Bryan: yeah. yeah. Jason: Yeah. So I'm going to go buy stock after we get off this podcast and cold stone. Cause it's going to go up. Cause Brian's going to be tearing it up. So Bryan: That's right. Cold Stone Creamer. Jason: cold stone, creamy, the restaurant of Brian's choice. And don't argue with him either that it is a restaurant. So yes, Bryan: That's right. I eat that shit for dinner. It is a restaurant. I eat that's my dinner spot. Jason: that's right. And this dude will eat some ice cream with some whipped cream and some other stuff. He don't just be stupid with it and plain Jane. He, he doctors it up. So he likes his ice cream. All right. Next one through the window, through the wall Bryan: To the wall. Jason: without his ID. This is comes out of Oklahoma County, Oklahoma. This was released Bryan: Okay. Jason: and reported on October 14th. A deputy responding to a burglary call found a man allegedly removing copper wire. There we go. Here we go. There's Beth and Johnny, from a dishwasher at a vacant home. dude was straight taking copper out of the dishwasher. So you would, get charged with rape where I make as a dishwasher, your old Bryan: Yeah. Jason: lady in there. Right. So yeah. Didn't know she was. Bryan: I hate a dishwasher. Not not the woman portion. I hate a dishwasher, period. Cause a dishwasher i it ever since I've seen been involved with one or had one in a house, no matter what Jason: Yeah. Bryan: house I was involved with, all it did was hide the fucking dirty dishes. That's all it did. You know, you could wash what little bit you use, but you take you wash them off and you stick them in a dishwasher and they sit there for days. It's like, Jason: before it gets rainin'. Bryan: yeah, we could have washed this like two days ago and been done. Jason: No, they said, even if you only have a few dishes, it's cheaper on your water bill and electricity for summary. I don't understand the electric part, but they say it's cheaper to run a small load in the dishwasher than it is to wash them by it. You consume less water. So what they say. Bryan: It to me it's quicker and more efficient to wash it by hand and just pick it up. Jason: That's what I thought too, but they swear up and down. I think that's a, I think that's a sales ploy for the dishwasher companies. Trying to say that. Bryan: I I mean me and Jennifer had this conversation because I again I hate a fucking dish. I hate it. 'Cause it it all it does is hot dishes and so she look looked it up and it does say that it is better to run a dishwasher. So anybody that's saying, Yeah, you better to run your dishes and dishwashers, I get it. Doesn't mean that it I think it's more efficient. Yeah, no, it's Jason: that you agree with it. Yeah. Bryan: quicker to fucking wash them and pick up. You're done. Jason: Yeah. No, I, I totally understand. And when I was growing up, when we finally got a dishwasher, my mom said it wasn't for washing the dishes. was for deep cleaning the dishes. Bryan: There you go. Jason: She wanted them washed before they went in. And I made the smart ass remark because that's how I was. I said, well, what good is it to have a dishwasher? So my dad said, good, you're going to go a month without using it. And I had to wash everything by hand and it sucked. So anyways. Did I learn my lesson after that? No, I still had to comment on stuff, but still now my wife sees me scrubbing dishes before I put them in there. And she goes, I understand not putting them in their cake with food on it, but why are you cleaning them that good? It's PTSD. So any thanks, mom and dad. Yeah. Thanks, mom and Bryan: Blame it, blame it on your mom. Jason: dad. But anyways, so any body cam footage shows the suspect suddenly driving head diving, not driving, sorry. Head first through a closed glass window and escaping on foot. Police said he left a backpack containing his driver's license. Got to kind of remember that. Don't leave your ID behind or behind, you know, they do that and their phones. I don't know Bryan.. What are you doing? You're trying to get away and you're leaving your stuff. mean, you might as well, once you realize, well, he was still in copper. He was probably high and, he was later arrested. Bryan: All right, so y before you go any further on that, so I see that it it says they they left his ID, right? Jason: Yeah. Bryan: And it I would assume that just by like you assuming that he's probably a meth head because he's trying to get copper wire and he's able to have a driver's license. Not saying that there's anything wrong with that. My point is is we can't even get voter ID and meth head Johnny got a driver's license. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: I mean that's pretty shows you right there that Pretty much capable of everybody to be able to get a driver's license. Just Jason: Yeah. They just don't come on, man. They, they, them don't want people to have voter ID because that's how they rig elections. Bryan: This dude got a driver's license, probably never drove in his life. All Jason: Yeah. Bryan: right. Sorry about that. Squirrel Jason: Yeah, squirrel. so yeah. So back to the facts. The facts are is the ledge target was copper, was still in copper wire and a vacant home, dove through a closed window. You know, you're taking your chance there too. I've known people that just, my brother was jumping up and down on an old door. My dad took off and put on the ground behind the garage. He probably should have stood it up instead of laying it flat. My brother started stomping on the glass and slit his ankle wide open. to have Bryan: There you go. Jason: surgery. Yeah. That costs mom and dad a lot of money. investigators said a backpack contained in his ID helped identify him. Well, that's pretty obvious. So let's go ahead and share this video. turn some audio on here. Here we go. Bryan: Damn that place is fucked up. Damn! Jason: No. doors locked. Gosh, gets the cops every time. Bryan: Damn. He wasn't fucking around. Jason: Alright, yeah, so Bryan: That reminds me of something in movies where you you see like the humans not really human. They like alien Jason: Yeah. Bryan: and they take off and they jump out of like a 20-story building and they land on you know ground. So that dude was like, Yeah, Jason: on their feet and take off running. Yeah. Bryan: that dude went through the window and was gone like a gazelle. Jason: I mean, dude, yeah, I mean, he was hyped up man. Cause he, he dove. It wasn't awkward Bryan: Yeah. Jason: either. That was good form. So if you, if you're listening to this on Spotify, I'm sorry, I'm going to, I'm on request not to get the views. don't really, we don't care how you listen, but some of this stuff you need, if we tell you, you need to watch this. These are a lot of videos and the video goes with the story a lot funnier than whatever. That was a good one. I hate to say right now that's, that's, that's one of my top ones right now. So, Bryan: Yeah, but I don't think he meeting the criteria as being the dumbest because yes, he he made a bonehead move, but he made a pretty good kitaway. yes, he leaved he left his ID behind, but Jason: Yeah. Bryan: if that wasn't the case, he had an escape route. Jason: He did have an escape route, but if you look at it though, he took all that form and that would get away. That was awesome as heck because the cop got stumped because the door was locked. So he, you know what I'm saying? That bought him even more time and he messed it all up. Ryan. Why? Cause he left his ID. Bryan: It'd have been funnier if he would had like double pane hurricane glass in that motherfucker and it just hit it. He would have just hit it and just bounced back. Yeah. Jason: like a, like a video game or something friggin. So yeah, that's funny. Bryan: And and not to be mean, but that house was so fucked up, another broken window wasn't gonna affect the value of it. You know. That thing was fucked up. Jason: No, no, it looked like he wasn't the only one that'd been in that house doing some stuff. So what'd they, Bryan: No, he was the last one. Jason: what'd they say on, whatchamacallit, a soup kitchen. So on, what was that? The other guys with Mark Wahlberg and, Will Ferrell, them homeless dudes having an orgy and Will Ferrell's Prius, they called it a soup Bryan: yeah, yeah, and just go yeah, yeah. Jason: kitchen. So anyways, we'll, We'll stop at that one. We'll, we'll get the story number six here. So we got, we got three more here. So bear with us. This one's called Michael Myers mask. Very unconvincing robbery. So speaking of Michael Myers, the, the Halloween, we got that coming upon us. what next weekend? I think 13 days. Yeah. Yeah. Almost two weeks. So, Bryan: No, it's thirteen days, I would assume. It's the eighteenth now. Yeah. To almost two weeks, yeah. Jason: yep. So this is out a. Invernus, Florida. I guess that's how you pronounce it. Invernus. I N V E R N E S S. Don't know where everybody listens to us from. Don't want to jack up your area. If this is your area. This was reported on September 20th. So the arrest and the full reports were made the 22nd through the 25th. So basically what the story is a Florida liquor store clerk reported that a mass robber took cash from the store. Investigators say surveillance video showed the clerk laughing during the incident and contradicted the description she gave police. Deputies arrested clerk Renee Bedford and alleged mass participant Richard Lasseter and what they described as an inside job. So Renee and Richard both faced charges related to an alleged stage arm robbery bed for, disputed the alleged plan. No convictions established as of now, but, this is, this is pretty funny. I'll go ahead and share this one. Get a load of this. You know, if you, if you're going to call something in and stage it, make it look real. Don't sit there and be laughing while you're getting robbed. Kind of gives it away. You're, kind of in on it. Right. even got the music for it. Bryan: Okay. So they they went over the plan and even discussed the cameras. Then Jason: Yeah. And the cash handling, like, so he knew exactly where everything was at and what the setup was. Bryan: But the Yeah, but the cameras and so she's gonna say that it was a black guy. Jason: That I guess you colorblind dude. Bryan: She works at the store. She knows the cam did she not have access to the cameras. Even if she did have didn't have access to the cameras, cover the guy up a little more if you're gonna lie. Yeah, I don't none of that made sense. Jason: No. That's ranking up there with the stupid. Bryan: That one right there is probably in my my opinion so far the most stupid one. Because of the fact that they had inside knowledge of the surveillance there and didn't and Jason: It couldn't get the story right. Bryan: could yeah, that's just the first step Jason: And he wasn't even wearing the full Michael Myers mask that you can Bryan: Yeah, no. Jason: buy the nice one. I mean, he was wearing one of them ones with the strap on the back and shit that you get from dollar store, dude. Nothing. Hey, I'm Bryan: But he could have put on a Jason: not cracking on that. I wore that as a kid, those type of costumes, but still, mean, Bryan: He could have wore a cheap hoodie with that and some gloves. Jason: Yeah. And concealed his skin color. yeah. Bryan: Done. Not that you should blame it on somebody else, but if that's the rules you're gonna go with. Jason: Yeah. Yeah. It'd be no different than if it was a black guy that she got to do it and said he was white. You're trying to mislead the cops of the skin color so they can't figure out who it is, but you can't have your skin color showing people. Bryan: Yeah, when the the the cop said that or the whoever he was said that it was in his thirties and then wearing the mask, I was like, Yeah, she didn't know that. But she at least was she had that portion, right? I don't know he was wearing a mask. Jason: And he was white or he was black is what she said. So that, that, that's, that screwed up. And then it's funny when they busted her there at the store and she had that look on her face. Like, what the hell? I don't understand. Like, come on woman, shut up. But then you seen her walking in the store when he was behind her and she was laughing too. She couldn't even keep a straight face. Bryan: Yeah that was Jason: Yeah. Like you don't need to be staging robberies. No more woman. You need to find a different profession. All right. Story number seven, Hank us became the gateway tool. So this takes place in black Lake turn water area in Washington, the great state of Washington. this happened October 5th. The reporting happened October 6th through seventh, status of 44 year old unnamed suspect. was booked on several allegations, including escape filing or fleeing conviction status. I'm verified. a suspect placed in the back of an older patrol vehicle, allegedly moved his handcuffs, hands forward, peered off an interior door panel and use the cuffs to short the disabled window switch. No, that sounds pretty MacGyver ish. Bryan: That's pretty s yeah, that's pretty smart. Jason: Yeah. He fled on foot, but deputies later found him hiding under a porch with help from canine Mac. You don't mess with the dogs, man. The dogs are going to get you. We see that on, on patrol live, right? Anytime that dog gets out, you're pretty well done. the sheriff said the vehicle lacked window bars. That's probably why they got bars on there. Never heard of somebody peeling a panel off and shorten the window switch out. So Bryan: No, he he put a lot of thought into that. Jason: yeah, he had to have some knowledge of those cars or something too. So, but, sheriff Derek Sanders attributed the escape to an older vehicle without window bars. The suspect was reportedly recaptured. Bryan: Hold on. So they not gonna give that man any credit for what he did. It's just an older vehicle. That's fucked up. Jason: It's just an older vehicle. I know, man. They're taking away from that dude's, Bryan: I taking away his credibility. Jason: yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't understand that. the suspect was reportedly recaptured after a multi-hour search. This is a wild card about an indigenous, but unsuccessful escape. Not a joke about the underlying domestic violence allegation. So I guess his cat was, called in for domestic violence and we don't support that. So. We're not going to speak about that part. We're just speaking about his ingenuity to get out the car. So I've heard some good ones though, people escaping out of police cars. So this one was actually kind of cool. So let me share my screen. Bryan: Hold on, before you before you go, this is gonna be a bad joke. I get it. Jason: Okay. Bryan: But you think he wasn't finished beating his woman, so he had to skip out the guard? He had a lot of hate in his heart Jason: I ain't done yet. Better been, no, it wouldn't have been funny. Gosh, dang. I was going to say Bryan: No, it's not funny at all. Jason: it had been funny if he went back in the house and try to go at it again. It's like, damn it. I was right. You're going to take this ass whooping. But, and then, yeah, Bryan: Come shit or bleed, you're gonna get your ass whooped tonight. Jason: get better cars too. You cops, but, yeah, it'd been funny too. If he dove out the window, but, yeah, like the last dude that was for the dude before. All right. Let me share this. I guess. Bryan: He ain't a lazy person. Jason: What's that? Bryan: So he's not a lazy person. He he g he gonna get his. Jason: Yeah, no kidding. I'm in. Bryan: Let he went straight back to work. Soon as that motherfucker got let out, he went and stole something else, just trying to terrorize somebody else's shit. Jason: So he goes, he goes with my, with my best criminal there. Cause like I said, that, that's that's slick. You know, I don't agree with what he was doing. You know, the, the, the, the, the, the domestic violence. but, but his ingenuity. Yeah, that, that was pretty, yeah. Like you said, they took away from it. Talking about the older car. I mean, can we not stay hooked on that? He took the panel off and shorted. mean, like real MacGyver. Bryan: Shit, there's motherfuckers out there. Man, y'all don't know that that's how you do that shit? We've been talking about that shit for years. That's old news. That's old news. Jason: Like inspector gadget, somebody, yeah. And for anybody listen to this, please don't be taking notes and trying to do that. Cause we don't, can you let us know how you figured out to pull the panel off the door and short the window? I heard it on the sense and senseless podcast, Bryan. and Jason were very informative with that. So anyways, we're not, we're not on here trying to teach people how to be. Bryan: So out of the ten people we got listening to, is you actually think one of them's a criminal? That's pretty bad. Jason: There could be, there could be, I mean, you're a racist, you're bald and got a beard. Bryan: I'm a bigot. My racist bigot. Jason: Grace is bigot. there's the, we got thieves in here. If you ain't ever taken something that wasn't yours in your life, you're lying. anywhere from going and taking loose change around the house that wasn't yours, that that's that's the even. So anyways, yeah, I'll give that dude, I'll give him kudos for his ingenuity. Dumb. don't know if he's the dumbest so far, but anyways, our last story will, We'll get this finished up pretty quick here. Thank you for putting up with me tonight guys. And, this one's called three thieves versus one fast officer. So this actually comes from over the pond over in nodding Hampshire, England. This, this attempt was done on December 27th, 2025. So this was actually last year, but the sentencing news came out October 9th, 2026. Status is Michael Hudson pled guilty and was sentenced October 9th, nine to five years, five months. I don't know where the five months comes in. The two others also received sentences and orders. guess England likes to use some oddball sentencing. So it sounds like you got a nickel for this. three men trying to take parts from a car dealership yard Ram when police arrived, but an officer sprinted after them and caught the lead suspect. Nonny Hampshire police identified the men as Michael Hudson, Jonathan Swift, and Stefan Erd. That's kind of weird. Jonathan wasn't so swift in this because he got caught. they were linked to a wider series of thefts and burglar burglaries received a five year, five month sentence in October of 2026. This is a sentencing update on an older incident, not a crime that happened this week. And, police linked Hudson to 14 other offenses. In addition to the car yard incident, unlike the other cases, Hudson's guilty plea and sentence are established. Bryan: So one question before we get into the video. It said that the police sprinted after them and caught the lead suspect. So they caught the first guy or they caught the major suspect. I mean which one was it? Was it Jason: Yeah, I guess I don't know. guess it was probably the ringleader out of the three, but Bryan: Okay. And how did they how'd they gauge that he was the ringleader? Because he was the the first guy, so he was still in the lead. He was still the lead. Jason: I don't know. Unless he said that he was the one that was the mastermind of it. Maybe they Bryan: I I just excuse. Jason: didn't know that's who they caught until they got him. And it like, Hey, we caught the number one dude. It sounds like he turned on his buddies though. Cause they caught the other two. Bryan: Well it sounded like to me w when I when you was reading it, and it's just how I thought about it. It's like this the cop passed up the first two, like and just kept running after the very first one. Like he wanted to Jason: Well. Bryan: catch the guy in the lead, the lead suspect. Jason: Right. I watched this earlier and I'm not going to lie. It shows this comp it's body cam footage. So you don't really get like a sec. There'll be some security footage at the beginning, but then it'll jump to the body cam of the comp and you don't really, you know, on body cam, you just see a POV view of that person. You don't really see the full thing. So I can't tell where the other guy may, I don't know if he was the slowest out of the three. Or what, but this officer he's booking. mean, he's, he looks like a, he got a pretty good sprint for being in uniform and having all that stuff on. So, but we'll, let me share it here and we'll, let everybody watch this and make their own. screen it. Shoo! Bryan: I I want you to play it again and stop it at the beginning. When they first start chasing them, the two cops who run after those two guys, and there's a third guy on the other side of the car. And it's like Jason: Yeah, how- Bryan: he starts to run and he notices they take it off the other way and he just stops. Jason: All right, hold on. Bryan: Pretty sure that's what I saw. Can you go full screen? Alright, now stop. Alright. See that guy right above the top of that little car? you see his head at the very top on the left side of the S from the sun. Is that it? One of the suspects? Watch hit play. Watch he comes back though, watch it play. Jason: Is that one of the cops getting out Bryan: Those I don't know. Jason: of the car? Bryan: No? Jason: it might be. Bryan: Watch. Jason: What do you see me moving it? Bryan: Yeah, watch play it though. You're gonna see him, he runs that way and you're gonna see two cops come towards us. We'll come towards the other Jason: Okay. Bryan: guys. And you saw how he just walked back casually? Jason: Yeah. Bryan: Like, did he like Fuck it? That was that one of the suspects? Jason: It could have been, it said there was three of them and I only seen the two take off. Bryan: Yeah. Yeah, I think that might that dude might have been like, all right. 'Cause it was weird. It's like he started running, he turned, Jason: They yeah Bryan: he saw it, and he just started walking back the same direction. I don't know why he just didn't keep running if he was a suspect. But but it's Jason: Yeah, no kidding. It's kind of like, all right, they didn't get me, they got them. Bryan: It'd been funny if it was a suspect and he jumped in the cop car took off. Jason: See that would have made it even better. So I don't know that that was the last one there. you know, I, I, I put this out and, kind of found these with some help. And I don't know, I think it was kind of pushing the one on that one. That one wasn't as that dude was fast. I'll give him that. That cop took off with a, that dude runs a lot. I mean, he good form and all that. had them hands all. Bryan: Watching like yeah, you watch on patrol and shit and you watch those cops run around with all that shit on, that's pretty impressive, you know. Jason: Yeah, it is. Bryan: So, you know, kudos to the the police officers out there. I mean, y'all got a tough job and y'all got a lot of shit to run around with and y'all got way too much shit y'all gotta carry. That's just unreal. Jason: yeah. I've got a buddy that's a cop and, I think he's still doing it. I don't know. He he's retired and then back and then retired him back. think he's doing it part time now, but I ask him all the time because that body armor they wear, you know, the vest and stuff. It's not, it's not a soft body armor. It's rigid and it always makes him look like he's got like one of those scoliosis things on and. Bryan: Yeah. Yeah. Jason: You know, he's always leaned forward or whatever. says that thing like, he goes, yeah. He said, you get used to it after a while, but I can imagine like riding in a vehicle and that thing all day, just patrolling and things like you're like, you can't even get comfortable. So yeah. Hats off to you people in law enforcement. Bryan: And you and then you got all kind of shit just stuck to that. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: Just shit everywhere. You know? Jason: Yeah. That's awesome. Bryan: But when you watch them they know exactly where their shit's at, just just grabbing shit. Just it's like what the Jason: Yeah. They just started grabbing stuff and throwing stuff and like that one where they found that dude under the guy that shorted out the window and got out of the cop car from, and they found him under the neat, porch. That dude was low. I don't know what the heck he was loading in that damn weapon. It was like, Bryan: That's one of them beanbag rounds that look like. Jason: I guess I don't. Bryan: I'd be dangerous with that motherfucker. I ain't gonna lie. I'd I'd Jason: Ha ha ha. Bryan: come you, you they would have to give me suspend me so much. Cause if I had I would always take that less lethal going after them people. I told them to stop. That's gotta be fun, man. No. And everybody runs today. Jason: I ain't like that dude. ain't running. I ain't running with all that stuff, man. That's why we got these weapons. So yeah. Bryan: And you you watch that those shows, and it's like everybody runs, whether they're in a car on their foot, they just like gone. Jason: But they're, but they're all Bryan: Why'd you run? Jason: high and there's a difference. You're not high as an officer. You shouldn't be there high and now their mind, right? A lot of them are. And when you're like that, I mean, you could do your mind controls a lot of your body. We've said that a lot. If you don't mind, it don't matter. You, if you train your mind to tell your body to do stuff that it shouldn't do, it'll do it. Right. We learned that in the military. It's Bryan: Yeah. Jason: a mental. You got to get your mind right to do a lot of the stuff we did when you're high. You don't have no mind. Your mind's gone. So your body just starts doing stuff. It ain't supposed to do. And as a cop trying to chase that down, I'm as crazy. Bryan: Are you are you hypersensitive when maybe Jason: Yes. Bryan: you know? So you just think that you like flash guard and when you're high, just you know, you running like a tortoise, but in your mind you fucking just foo you you saying bolt, you know, just Jason: I mean, I couldn't imagine it, dude. I'd be like, get the dog out because I'm not, I can't do this all night. And you. Bryan: Well, the bad thing about the cop, so you got the guy that's high as fuck, and he's you saying bolting it. And then you're the cop and you went from just having some coffee, and I'm not picking at him, I'm just saying you just going from a casual Jason: or down at the g- Bryan: has having a casual outing and next thing you know, you're fucking chasing somebody. What other occupation do you have? How how often you've been sitting around your office or you know, you went out to a site and all of a sudden you're talking to a guy and you just running down the road the next second, you know, just like what the fuck? Jason: Yeah, full speed. Yeah. Bryan: You know? That's like what is your qualification for this? Jason: One, you wonder why these guys are mad when they catch you. Bryan: I'd be mad as fuck. You made me run. Well Jason: That's excessive force. Like, the hell it ain't. Did you just see what this dude made me do? I mean, all he Bryan: Yeah. Jason: had to do was comply. Just you got caught. Stop. So yeah. Hats off to you guys. men and women in the, in the, police, police force, and even you firefighters, EMTs, all, all you frontline people out there. Hats off to you guys. Bryan: They all got tough jobs. Jason: And y'all got tough jobs and, we pray you get home at. Yeah. Thank you for what you do. We pray you get home every night. not everybody does. And we're sad for that, but, it's a hard job and we appreciate it. Somebody's got to do it. So anyways, it is hard. Bryan: It's hard. It's hard. So hard. Jason: It's so hard. let's go. Let's, let's pick a winner here, Bryan.. So we got the Macy's ceiling escape, the 10 birds in the underwear. Bryan: That's gotta be the most the weirdest, but yeah. Jason: Weirdest. Yeah. The airport tug. I mean, I do was pretty retarded. He couldn't figure out anything but reverse on that thing. Bryan: Yeah, but he was smart enough to get out there a around the security. It's not easy Jason: Yeah. Bryan: to get on a flight line. Jason: Yeah, no stolen VR headset. Bryan: I don't know. That that one's known. That one Jason: through the window. Bryan: I'm not gonna say he wasn't stupid. through the window he he's six of six of one half dozen of another. I don't think he's the dumbest in this mathematical equation of dumb criminals. Jason: No, I thought, I thought that was good form going through that window. So that was a good getaway. It was just leaving the ID. If he wouldn't have left the ID behind. I mean, they had his face right on the video, so they probably would have got him anyways, but yeah, Bryan: He was probably a regular. They knew. Jason: he was. Michael Myers mask, the Bryan: That that's the one that I think's the dumbest. Because Jason: Yeah, me too. Bryan: they had full knowledge of the whole place that they were going to do the she worked there. She knew the outlaw, the layout, she knew the fucking cameras, and their Jason: Right. Right. Bryan: story didn't even match anything of what possible possible evidence they were gonna have. You knew what evidence they were gonna have. You knew it. Jason: Yeah, the video, the description. mean, you couldn't get any of it right. I mean, you called Bryan: Yeah, that that is Jason: a white dude black. mean, way to go. Bryan: That could have easily been a very successful robbery of what they wanted to do and yeah. Jason: Yeah. And then, we got, we had the handcuffs became the getaway to, mean, that dude was just ingenious. Yeah. Yeah, giving classes, you know. He's got a mock car in his place, you know, that he can show them how to. Yeah. Yeah. The, and then the three thieves versus the one fast. So that one there just kind of showed me how, how committed the officers are to catching the people. I didn't catch that one part when I first watched it. Like you said, the one dude that ran in front of the cop car, I think that was probably number three. I don't think that was an innocent bystander just out there to dealers. Bryan: They're just just out there, yeah. Just checking out the fucking lot. Hey, what's going Jason: He was just jogging and he's like, Bryan: on over here? Jason: you need help? but anyways, yeah, I definitely think, yeah, my, my. Bryan: Well I could tell you that I n now that I think about it, it was not an innocent bystander. Because if it was an innocent bystander, they'd had their phone out recording it. And his phone wasn't out recording it, so it wasn't an innocent Jason: Yeah, no kidding. No, Bryan: bystander. Jason: no. Cause the only thing we got from them was a surveillance video in the body cam. So it wasn't the innocent person, but yeah, my winner goes to ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Michael Myers mask for the dumbest, the dumbest one. So, but anyways, once again, people like share comment. All our, podcasts links are up. 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This is the sense and senseless podcast. Bryan: Peace. Jason: Peace.