Latest / Houselights: A Film Director Podcast / The Whole Nine Yards (2000) - Jonathan Lynn | Houselights #279
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Welcome to the Net party.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Tonight on House Slights, we continue our Jonathan Lynn retrospective
- 0:24Speaker 2: with The Whole nine Yards from two thousand, the film
- 0:27Speaker 2: where Lynn took his lifelong interest in institutional corruption and
- 0:31Speaker 2: moved the institution to organized crime. It's a suburban farce
- 0:35Speaker 2: about a dentist who discovers his new neighbor is a
- 0:37Speaker 2: retired hitman, and the chaos that follows when everyone around
- 0:41Speaker 2: them decides they want something from.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Both of them.
- 0:44Speaker 2: With Me, who has already sized up the situation, made
- 0:47Speaker 2: his decision and is now just waiting for everyone else
- 0:50Speaker 2: to catch up. Darren Moser and bringing full oz energy,
- 0:54Speaker 2: a man who genuinely wants no part of any of this,
- 0:57Speaker 2: but keeps making it worse by trying to fix.
- 0:59Speaker 3: It on mills that is way off.
- 1:03Speaker 2: The Whole nine Yards means every new neighbor is a liability,
- 1:06Speaker 2: every marriage is a scheme, and Amanda Pete is going
- 1:09Speaker 2: to become a contract killer whether she has an outfit
- 1:11Speaker 2: or not. Let's move to Montreal, sell out our neighbor
- 1:15Speaker 2: and try to get this through a single conversation without
- 1:18Speaker 2: someone pointing a gun at a dentist.
- 1:20Speaker 4: This is House Lights, Yes again under formal protests. There's
- 1:25Speaker 4: no way I'm the os of this situation, and it's
- 1:29Speaker 4: not polite to start with such a troll, My good man,
- 1:32Speaker 4: how dare you?
- 1:32Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of It's probably one of the better
- 1:35Speaker 2: trolls that I've done since I made fun of you
- 1:38Speaker 2: during my Sherlock intro.
- 1:40Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair too, that's very very fair. Okay, fair enough, all.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Right, So hold nine yards, yay yards.
- 1:48Speaker 2: This was released in February February of two thousand. It
- 1:51Speaker 2: is ninety nine minutes rated R. The budget was forty
- 1:54Speaker 2: one point three million and it made a box off
- 1:58Speaker 2: World one box us off of one hundred and six million,
- 2:00Speaker 2: so more than doubleged budget. And it stars Bruce Willis,
- 2:05Speaker 2: Matthew Perry, Amanda Pete, Michael Clarke, Duncan, Natasha Hinstridge, Rosanna
- 2:09Speaker 2: Arquette and Kevin Pollock.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Good lord, that's a yeah, that's a that's a pretty
- 2:14Speaker 4: respectable cast, and I like watching it this time. I
- 2:19Speaker 4: couldn't help but wonder is it is it Lynn's name
- 2:22Speaker 4: that brings like? Did that carry any weight for any
- 2:26Speaker 4: member of this cast?
- 2:28Speaker 3: Right?
- 2:28Speaker 1: Like?
- 2:29Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think you really be in
- 2:30Speaker 3: a Bruce Willis movie.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Carried the weight on this one, right, Yeah, I mean
- 2:34Speaker 2: this was this was fresh office sixth sense, yeah, and
- 2:39Speaker 2: I think so okay, So listen to this. I found
- 2:42Speaker 2: this story. Who knows if it's true. So producer Ellen
- 2:45Speaker 2: Kaufman was on a private jet you know, like you do,
- 2:50Speaker 2: and he was returning from a Planet Hollywood promotional trip
- 2:53Speaker 2: in Dubai.
- 2:53Speaker 1: We've all been there.
- 2:54Speaker 2: And Mitchell Kapner, the writer, a longtime friend of his,
- 2:58Speaker 2: had given him a script. Kaufman was was reading it
- 3:02Speaker 2: on the plane and just started belly laughing, like just
- 3:05Speaker 2: just losing it while reading the script, and he woke
- 3:09Speaker 2: up the other passengers on the plane and the other
- 3:11Speaker 2: people who were on the plane, whereas Bruce Willis, David
- 3:15Speaker 2: Willis's brother, and actress Tia Carrera, and so they all
- 3:18Speaker 2: started sharing the script, like giving each other page by
- 3:22Speaker 2: page as they were reading it. And by the end
- 3:25Speaker 2: of the flight, Willis was like, yeah, I'm doing this movie.
- 3:27Speaker 2: And that's that's what started it, Like, that's what pitched
- 3:31Speaker 2: it off, is that Alan Kaufman was on a flight
- 3:33Speaker 2: with Bruce Willis and like, and Bruce Willis was so
- 3:35Speaker 2: stoked about it.
- 3:36Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, let's make this happen.
- 3:37Speaker 2: And I think Bruce Willis was the one who picked
- 3:40Speaker 2: a man to Pete and Michael Clark Duncan to be
- 3:42Speaker 2: in the movie.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Which was smart because I definitely think that they bring
- 3:46Speaker 4: a good energy to the movie.
- 3:48Speaker 3: He definitely saw something there.
- 3:50Speaker 4: But I think also, I mean my recollection and you know,
- 3:53Speaker 4: memory can be a liar, you know, but you know,
- 3:57Speaker 4: Willis head he started off.
- 4:01Speaker 3: This part isn't the lire part of it.
- 4:02Speaker 4: The lyre part of it is that Willis was at
- 4:04Speaker 4: a point where coming back to comedy carried a little
- 4:08Speaker 4: bit of weight with it because he'd started off on
- 4:10Speaker 4: TV with Moonlighting. He was known as a comic actor.
- 4:13Speaker 4: That's why Diehard takes everybody by surprise. He tried to
- 4:16Speaker 4: get back into comedy with Hudson Hawk. Your mileage may
- 4:19Speaker 4: vary with that movie, and then you have you know,
- 4:22Speaker 4: his career flags a little bit and pulp fiction breathes
- 4:28Speaker 4: new life into his career. But then it flags again
- 4:31Speaker 4: as he continues like Color of Night type of stuff
- 4:34Speaker 4: going on, and then, like you were saying, Tristan sixth sense,
- 4:39Speaker 4: completely reinvigorate, it reinvigorates but everything's been serious ever since Diary.
- 4:45Speaker 4: Well except for Hudson Hawk, that's the outlier. Everything's pretty
- 4:48Speaker 4: much been action star and serious stuff. And now he's like,
- 4:51Speaker 4: I'm coming back to my roots. I'm coming back to comedy.
- 4:54Speaker 4: My recollection is that played into the marketing campaign. It
- 4:57Speaker 4: was like, you know, highlighting the fact that hey, he
- 5:01Speaker 4: started in comedy, he's backing comedy, and I like, is
- 5:04Speaker 4: my memory lying to me? Like, do you guys have
- 5:07Speaker 4: any memory of the marketing campaign at all?
- 5:09Speaker 2: I don't remember that aspect of the campaign. That doesn't
- 5:13Speaker 2: mean that it didn't happen. I mean it also could
- 5:15Speaker 2: just be on everyone's consciousness, you know, just because even
- 5:19Speaker 2: if they didn't lean into it in the marketing doesn't
- 5:22Speaker 2: mean it's not true, doesn't mean it's not accurate. I mean,
- 5:24Speaker 2: because that is accurate. I mean that's that's a big deal.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Like him coming back to comedy and taking it seriously.
- 5:31Speaker 2: I think that's the biggest thing, is that he took
- 5:34Speaker 2: this role seriously and you could tell like this wasn't
- 5:36Speaker 2: just a paycheck. He actually believed in this project. He
- 5:39Speaker 2: liked I don't want to say he liked the character,
- 5:41Speaker 2: but he liked playing the character it very much played
- 5:44Speaker 2: on screen because you can tell, like he didn't pull
- 5:45Speaker 2: Harrison Ford in the early odds, you know where, like
- 5:49Speaker 2: he just shows up and hrumps and then gets a paycheck.
- 5:52Speaker 2: You could actually tell he's trying in this Darren, what
- 5:55Speaker 2: did you know? Like, did you ever see this movie before?
- 5:57Speaker 2: Is this the first time?
- 5:58Speaker 1: What do you know about the movie going into this?
- 6:02Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 6:02Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I want to find it. I
- 6:05Speaker 1: should look up the trailer because I have this vague
- 6:08Speaker 1: memory of the trailer being one of those like you know,
- 6:12Speaker 1: what do you do when your neighbor turns out to
- 6:15Speaker 1: be a Like it feels like that kind of trailer,
- 6:18Speaker 1: like very leaning into the yet like you said, the humor,
- 6:24Speaker 1: you know, like should be the tulip moved next to
- 6:27Speaker 1: a dentist, you know, but he doesn't know that he's
- 6:31Speaker 1: a contract.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Like that's just the.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Life practically rights itself. It practically does. But yeah, I
- 6:38Speaker 1: didn't know. I knew it had enough for a sequel,
- 6:42Speaker 1: Like I knew that they made a sequel about it,
- 6:45Speaker 1: and which bombed hard. Yeah, apparently that did not do.
- 6:50Speaker 4: I never bothered watching it. They released it four years later,
- 6:53Speaker 4: Like if they call it up super quick.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Maybe I watched it.
- 6:59Speaker 2: I watched it, and it's nowhere near as good as
- 7:02Speaker 2: the first one. But it's nowhere near as bad as
- 7:04Speaker 2: everyone says that it is. Like it's it's fine. Like overall,
- 7:10Speaker 2: it's a lower quality film, and it has some pretty
- 7:13Speaker 2: low moments, some fart jokes here and there, But at
- 7:17Speaker 2: the same time, there's some really memorable moments that make
- 7:21Speaker 2: you laugh out loud. So if you like the first one,
- 7:24Speaker 2: it's kind of a toss up because like, if you
- 7:26Speaker 2: think it's going to besmirch your memory of the first one,
- 7:28Speaker 2: don't watch it. If you're just in it for to
- 7:30Speaker 2: see if you can get a couple of laughs, then watch.
- 7:32Speaker 1: It, because I mean, the vibe this movie gives off,
- 7:38Speaker 1: Like looking at the budget, okay, forty one million, I
- 7:41Speaker 1: have to feel a big chunk of that is like
- 7:45Speaker 1: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry's salary, Like this just not
- 7:49Speaker 1: will You'll well, well, obviously will Is, but I mean
- 7:53Speaker 1: but Perry, But I mean this was Perry between seasons
- 7:55Speaker 1: six and season seven of Friends.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Yes, but well, I mean the thing is, I could
- 7:59Speaker 4: be completely off base, but Perry hadn't like this was
- 8:03Speaker 4: Perry's swing at getting into Like no, I'm not saying
- 8:07Speaker 4: it's his first picture or something, but like this was
- 8:09Speaker 4: this was a big swing.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Like he was he didn't really have like a film
- 8:12Speaker 3: career to speak of.
- 8:13Speaker 2: I think I would disagree with that, Like was it
- 8:18Speaker 2: like always stellar but no, like he was, let me
- 8:21Speaker 2: look this up.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I'm very cure to say.
- 8:26Speaker 1: You know, it feels it's interesting just the look of it.
- 8:31Speaker 1: It's this weird intersection of early aughts. It practically feels
- 8:37Speaker 1: like a nineties movie. It feels like one of those
- 8:39Speaker 1: holdover nineties movies. It feels like a TV movie, Like
- 8:43Speaker 1: it's very simplistic. It's in practically one city, and I
- 8:47Speaker 1: get it like they shot it in the summer, you know,
- 8:50Speaker 1: for for Perry between Yes, he's in I think five
- 8:53Speaker 1: or six or six or seven, six and seven. Yeah,
- 8:57Speaker 1: and it's so it has all though vibes. But yeah,
- 9:02Speaker 1: it is it isn't. It was really interesting watching it
- 9:05Speaker 1: for the first time because really not knowing what to expect. Yeah,
- 9:09Speaker 1: there's the humor there and all of that, but in
- 9:15Speaker 1: a way I almost had a little bit of protagonist
- 9:19Speaker 1: confusion because the story is Oz's story, but Bruce Willis
- 9:25Speaker 1: is such they got too big of a name as
- 9:27Speaker 1: the other character.
- 9:29Speaker 2: I don't know if I didn't have any protagonist confusion
- 9:32Speaker 2: at all. This was Matthew Perry's movie, but yet it's
- 9:35Speaker 2: so much fun because Bruce Willis is in it. And
- 9:37Speaker 2: also to comment, so the movies that he did before
- 9:41Speaker 2: this was Fool's Russian Almost Heroes and Three to Tango. Now,
- 9:45Speaker 2: regardless of the quality of whatever perceived quality there is,
- 9:48Speaker 2: those are right on the same level of inherent Like
- 9:52Speaker 2: Hold nine Yards is a much bigger hit financially than
- 9:55Speaker 2: any of those movies.
- 9:56Speaker 1: But the thing is, you.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Know people who watched Friends watch those movies, those three
- 10:01Speaker 2: movies specifically, and so he wasn't a no name in
- 10:06Speaker 2: the film industry. And so I'm looking at your face, John,
- 10:10Speaker 2: and would disagree.
- 10:12Speaker 4: Like I said, this was not his first film by
- 10:15Speaker 4: any stretch, But this is I was merely arguing the
- 10:18Speaker 4: point that Willis is commanding a paycheck when he walks
- 10:22Speaker 4: onto a movie set. Matthew Perry's not commanding that same paycheck.
- 10:26Speaker 4: So like when you look at the forty one million dollars,
- 10:29Speaker 4: you could knock me over with a feather if it
- 10:32Speaker 4: didn't break down like Bruce Willis to come twenty million
- 10:34Speaker 4: of that and then they parsed out like five million
- 10:37Speaker 4: among everybody else, which is compared to the money I make.
- 10:41Speaker 3: It's a fortune. But you're saying you.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Have to think of it this way, though, Is that?
- 10:45Speaker 2: I mean, Okay, I know we're arguing about nothing, but true.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I think this was about the time that Perry was
- 10:52Speaker 2: making a million an episode. So this guy was making
- 10:56Speaker 2: twenty two million a year from from fall to spring,
- 11:01Speaker 2: so he didn't need to get he didn't need to
- 11:02Speaker 2: make Bruce Willis money on a movie because they were
- 11:05Speaker 2: actually shooting around Matthew Perry's schedule so that he could continue.
- 11:10Speaker 1: To tell me they want with him in it.
- 11:12Speaker 4: But yeah, but it's even funnier to me though, because
- 11:16Speaker 4: I wouldn't go so far as say protagonist confusion either.
- 11:19Speaker 4: But the I think Lynn is very much more in
- 11:23Speaker 4: love with what Bruce Willis is doing than with what
- 11:27Speaker 4: Matthew Perry is doing in this movie. I think that
- 11:30Speaker 4: I I think that there is much more energy, much
- 11:34Speaker 4: more uh you know, charismatic focus in this film on
- 11:41Speaker 4: Bruce Willis. I mean, he's front center on the poster
- 11:44Speaker 4: He's and his you know, his screen time. Just it
- 11:50Speaker 4: feel it comes across to me like there that Lynn
- 11:54Speaker 4: is having more fun with that character than he is
- 11:57Speaker 4: with oz Oz is obviously supposed to be, you know,
- 12:02Speaker 4: the main character. But it's just I just don't think
- 12:05Speaker 4: that he's uh, you know, maybe maybe the fault is
- 12:09Speaker 4: Perry's he from.
- 12:10Speaker 2: From Lynn's from Lynn's own mouth, sure, he has said that,
- 12:15Speaker 2: like the impression that I get from doing my research
- 12:18Speaker 2: and reading interviews and everything like that is that Lynn
- 12:22Speaker 2: had a lot of fun working with Bruce Willis, especially
- 12:26Speaker 2: behind the scenes, because Bruce Willis apparently was a very
- 12:30Speaker 2: like I think Lynn has described Bruce Willis as one
- 12:33Speaker 2: of the most unselfish actors he ever worked with, where
- 12:37Speaker 2: he would point out good stuff that everybody was doing
- 12:40Speaker 2: besides him and say like, oh, let's focus on that,
- 12:42Speaker 2: Let's do that. So he was a huge partner on set.
- 12:45Speaker 2: He was very much you know, working with Lynn on set,
- 12:48Speaker 2: and so like, he was clearly having a lot of fun.
- 12:50Speaker 2: But I don't think it was specifically the character of Tulip,
- 12:53Speaker 2: but just working with Willis was a was a delight.
- 12:57Speaker 2: But on top of that, Lynn talked about how Matthew
- 13:00Speaker 2: Perry brought so much to the role that he came
- 13:04Speaker 2: up with so many lines for Oz's character as well
- 13:07Speaker 2: as other characters, just improved on the spot and just
- 13:11Speaker 2: came on set with new material and new ideas that
- 13:14Speaker 2: they integrated so much of that into the movie that
- 13:17Speaker 2: he could have been a co writer.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Son then riddled me this then, because both Darren and
- 13:23Speaker 4: I are coming at it from like, well, at times,
- 13:26Speaker 4: it feels like Bruce Willis is the main character of
- 13:29Speaker 4: the movie because he commands so much attention and energy
- 13:34Speaker 4: in the way that the film itself is constructed. So
- 13:38Speaker 4: what is it that we're dealing with then? I mean,
- 13:40Speaker 4: I'm not trying to, like, you know, God rest his soul.
- 13:42Speaker 4: I'm not trying to diminish Matthew Perry's career or person
- 13:46Speaker 4: or a.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Mill come across that list.
- 13:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying, like, you know, I think that both
- 13:51Speaker 4: Darren and I are king off of the same thing
- 13:53Speaker 4: where it's like the movie is sort of I'll put
- 13:57Speaker 4: it in my words, I'm not trying to speak for you, Darren,
- 13:59Speaker 4: but like it's more a lot when Bruce Willis is
- 14:01Speaker 4: on screen, whereas like one of the criticisms that's out
- 14:05Speaker 4: there from the time is people saying, oh, this just
- 14:08Speaker 4: feels like a sitcom premise. And I don't know if
- 14:12Speaker 4: that's just because that's the way Perry's playing it or
- 14:15Speaker 4: something else behind it, but that does come.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Perry's Oh yeah, I think I can uh, well, I
- 14:22Speaker 2: don't sense any protagonist confusion whatsoever at all, Like I
- 14:25Speaker 2: don't get that at all.
- 14:27Speaker 3: What I do is saying that I agree with you
- 14:30Speaker 3: on that, but what a But.
- 14:31Speaker 2: What I will key in on what you're what you're
- 14:35Speaker 2: laying down is Bruce Willis is tackling this like a
- 14:39Speaker 2: movie star. Because I even while I was watching it,
- 14:41Speaker 2: I even texted you John, Where's Like, Bruce Willis is
- 14:44Speaker 2: so freaking cool. He just oozes coolness, like he's the
- 14:52Speaker 2: Danny Zuko of this movie. Like it's just it's so
- 14:56Speaker 2: freaking awesome. And he's so every time he's on screen,
- 15:00Speaker 2: you the eye gravitate towards gravitates towards him.
- 15:03Speaker 1: He's so cool.
- 15:04Speaker 2: And Matthew Perry, So Bruce Willis is tackling this movie
- 15:08Speaker 2: like a movie star. And Matthew Perry is absolutely taking
- 15:11Speaker 2: tackling this like a sitcom it is.
- 15:14Speaker 1: You guys are right. You guys are absolutely right, And
- 15:17Speaker 1: at least in.
- 15:17Speaker 2: That regard, where like he's zany, he's wacky, you know,
- 15:22Speaker 2: he'll he's he's bumping into walls, he's tripping, he's you know,
- 15:26Speaker 2: he's you know, saying ridiculous lines that people would only
- 15:30Speaker 2: say in a sitcom. And I think that energy comes
- 15:32Speaker 2: across and that's his wheelhouse and there's no shame in that.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Is it appropriate for this movie? I think so? Is
- 15:39Speaker 2: it appropriate for every movie? Does it make him look
- 15:42Speaker 2: like a movie star?
- 15:43Speaker 1: No?
- 15:44Speaker 2: But I think that's absolutely what's happening.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No. I think to clarify it, maybe protagonist's
- 15:54Speaker 1: confusion is a bit strong of a term. I really mean,
- 15:59Speaker 1: like kind of like you're saying Tristan every scene. Every
- 16:02Speaker 1: time Bruce Willis walks into the scene, he sucks all
- 16:06Speaker 1: the air out of the room and he becomes that.
- 16:08Speaker 1: It's like when you have Robin Williams in a movie
- 16:11Speaker 1: and he's not the lead, and when he shows up,
- 16:13Speaker 1: you remember those scenes because it's Robin Williams. So I'm
- 16:18Speaker 1: saying yeah, and it's not that it doesn't work, it's
- 16:22Speaker 1: just a really interesting power dynamic of the story.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Yeah, the story is following.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Matthew Perry and his zany adventures of his neighbor moving in.
- 16:35Speaker 1: But you find yourself, yeah, being drawn to every Okay,
- 16:39Speaker 1: well when are we getting back to Jimmy tuol? I
- 16:41Speaker 1: don't care, Like you could narrate him going to see
- 16:45Speaker 1: the other guy and figuring out what's happening. So it
- 16:49Speaker 1: even the ending, like Bruce Willis still gets the girl,
- 16:53Speaker 1: like like you almost not that you don't care that
- 16:56Speaker 1: Matthew Perry gets the girl, and that kind of wraps
- 17:00Speaker 1: up with a neat bow, but it feels like that's
- 17:03Speaker 1: what the script says, So that's what happens versus Willis
- 17:07Speaker 1: getting the girl is like because he's Bruce Willis And
- 17:10Speaker 1: that's so horribly written at the end.
- 17:13Speaker 2: So that's probably the worst scene in the entire movie
- 17:17Speaker 2: between Natasha Hindridge Hintstridge Hintstridge and Matthew Perry at the
- 17:22Speaker 2: end when he's like, I want to marry you more
- 17:24Speaker 2: than anyone's ever wanted to marry anyone in the history
- 17:27Speaker 2: of the world. Oh yeah, not only was that written down,
- 17:32Speaker 2: it was memorized, it was performed, it was edited and printed, Yeah.
- 17:37Speaker 4: A whole lot of people thought that was that was solid.
- 17:39Speaker 4: But like I'll I'll say as well that structurally for
- 17:45Speaker 4: the movie, I I consider the Rosanna Arquette character a
- 17:50Speaker 4: bit of a distraction with the way the movie is.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that. Okay, Rosanna
- 17:56Speaker 2: Arquette fantastic actress. She she's been in so much, She's
- 18:01Speaker 2: had such an amazing career. Why is this character weird?
- 18:07Speaker 2: I mean, the character's supposed to be off putting and
- 18:09Speaker 2: she nails that. I mean, she she understood what she
- 18:12Speaker 2: was supposed to do. But did we need to see.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Her that much?
- 18:16Speaker 4: Just just you know, I honestly think that the way
- 18:21Speaker 4: to have solved it was at script level and have
- 18:24Speaker 4: her be going through the divorce with Oz, but he's
- 18:28Speaker 4: got the legal upper hand or something like that, and
- 18:31Speaker 4: that's why she's plotting to kill him. Because as it
- 18:35Speaker 4: is in the movie, just coming back and revisiting it
- 18:38Speaker 4: this time, I'm like, what human being is staying in,
- 18:42Speaker 4: especially the breadwinner is staying in this. They have hit
- 18:46Speaker 4: the point where they're like he's either not living on
- 18:48Speaker 4: that street anymore or she's been kicked out through like
- 18:51Speaker 4: a legal order or something.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Yeah, and you you don't have to get divorced in
- 18:54Speaker 2: order to be like, Okay, you're not living in my
- 18:56Speaker 2: house anymore, but I'll pay you support, you know, something
- 18:59Speaker 2: like that.
- 19:00Speaker 4: And then you and you can still have her trying
- 19:02Speaker 4: to kill him, and and it's a it's a thing
- 19:05Speaker 4: where like you still have that whole structure there. It's
- 19:08Speaker 4: just she's not like the first time you meet the
- 19:11Speaker 4: character is he's in there, like, and you can still
- 19:14Speaker 4: have him getting mad in the car after he gets
- 19:15Speaker 4: off the phone with her or something, or like she
- 19:17Speaker 4: comes up and serves papers or something like that.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Right, that was funny when we had to stop driving
- 19:24Speaker 2: not once but twice in order to just rage out.
- 19:27Speaker 4: And you know, like, but but it's just it's it's
- 19:30Speaker 4: one of those things where I think, you know, look,
- 19:33Speaker 4: I'll cop to it.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Like.
- 19:34Speaker 4: It kind of put me. It put me off coming
- 19:37Speaker 4: back and revisiting it. I have very fond memories of
- 19:39Speaker 4: this movie. And I came back and the way it starts,
- 19:42Speaker 4: I was like, eh, I don't like because I'm sitting
- 19:46Speaker 4: there and maybe it's just a benefit of age or so.
- 19:48Speaker 4: I was much younger back in the year two thousand
- 19:50Speaker 4: and I just come back at it this time, I'm like,
- 19:53Speaker 4: who the hell was I wasn't married at the time.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Maybe it made sense to me back then, but now
- 19:58Speaker 4: I'm like, no, if anybody was like this in a relationship.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Who the hell is sticking around for this nonsense?
- 20:04Speaker 5: You know?
- 20:04Speaker 3: Like, you know, I don't know.
- 20:06Speaker 4: It's it's one of those things where I feel like
- 20:09Speaker 4: it's just something that they didn't juggle properly from the
- 20:12Speaker 4: concept stage to the execution stage.
- 20:14Speaker 3: There were so many.
- 20:15Speaker 4: Moments and ways they could have fixed that, and they didn't.
- 20:20Speaker 4: And I think it's to the movies detriment specifically, because
- 20:23Speaker 4: what you said, why do we spend so much time
- 20:25Speaker 4: with her? Why do I need to see her having
- 20:27Speaker 4: a sex scene with Harlan? Well, like, this doesn't make sense.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Why does that exist? Yah, doesn't make any sense.
- 20:35Speaker 1: That's in my brain now.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry about that.
- 20:38Speaker 2: No, No, there's the movie's fault, not yours. Yeah, Like,
- 20:41Speaker 2: that's straight up in my brain. I want to switch
- 20:44Speaker 2: gears a little bit here. I want to talk about
- 20:46Speaker 2: some of the behind the scenes individuals people who made
- 20:49Speaker 2: this happen. So the writer Kaepner, this was a specscript
- 20:53Speaker 2: as we talked about before, he had no major produced
- 20:56Speaker 2: credits before this. I think that's interesting in itself. But
- 21:00Speaker 2: the cinematographer David Franco French Canadian born in France, Raisin
- 21:06Speaker 2: ziear So he has shot Desperate Housewives, The Pilot, That's Important, Boardwalk, Empire,
- 21:14Speaker 2: Game of Thrones, Westworld, and Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee,
- 21:18Speaker 2: which he won the Emmy four. This guy like he
- 21:22Speaker 2: knows what he's doing with the DP and the editor
- 21:25Speaker 2: Tom Lewis. This is much like when you look at
- 21:29Speaker 2: his filmography, you're just like, yeah, that totally fits. So
- 21:33Speaker 2: he his filmography is really heavy in the late nineties
- 21:37Speaker 2: with the Wedding Singer, the water Boy and rat Race,
- 21:41Speaker 2: You're just like, yeah, this is the guy to edit
- 21:43Speaker 2: the whole nine yards. And the composer Randy Edelman so
- 21:48Speaker 2: described as a journeyman. You know, he did Kindergarten, cop
- 21:51Speaker 2: The Mask, Dragon Art, While You Were Sleeping. People have
- 21:55Speaker 2: called him functional and never really the focus.
- 21:59Speaker 1: I agree with that a little bit.
- 22:01Speaker 2: I think I feel like the music for The Mask,
- 22:04Speaker 2: Dragonheart and While You Were Sleeping are very recognizable, very good.
- 22:09Speaker 2: I don't think he gets enough credit. I want to
- 22:11Speaker 2: talk about it, And the reason why I ended on
- 22:13Speaker 2: Edelman is because I want to talk about the music
- 22:15Speaker 2: for this picture specifically what this picture had very different music.
- 22:20Speaker 2: It was very jazzy, very brassy. What did you think
- 22:22Speaker 2: about that?
- 22:25Speaker 4: I thought it was interesting. I you know, first and foremost,
- 22:29Speaker 4: you know, Oh, he's been called a journeyman. He's one
- 22:32Speaker 4: of the people credited on the Last Mohicans score from
- 22:35Speaker 4: Michael Mann's Last Mohicans. So anybody knows that anybody calling
- 22:38Speaker 4: him a journeyman can go.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Straight to hell, seriously like the room boiler room of.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Hell, and every so often take them out so they
- 22:45Speaker 4: get some hope that it's done, and then throw them
- 22:47Speaker 4: right back in. So for that reason, he's always amazing.
- 22:52Speaker 4: He also did the score for Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story,
- 22:55Speaker 4: and that is a good score on that.
- 22:56Speaker 1: That is a film.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Jeez, Edelman is underrated, as he did the score for Gettysburg.
- 23:03Speaker 4: But I think what it is is a lot of
- 23:05Speaker 4: his movies are populated by I'm gonna actually take a
- 23:09Speaker 4: compliment that you throw at editors and give it to
- 23:13Speaker 4: Edelman is he doesn't draw attention to himself the best
- 23:17Speaker 4: you know, your words are the best editing doesn't draw
- 23:20Speaker 4: attention to itself.
- 23:21Speaker 3: It just happens.
- 23:22Speaker 4: And I think that his scores are what the film needs.
- 23:27Speaker 4: He's not, forgive me, he's not a Williams. He's not
- 23:30Speaker 4: a Zimmer. He's not doing stuff where it's like look
- 23:33Speaker 4: at me, I love drums or anything like that. He's like,
- 23:36Speaker 4: oh the whole nine yards. You know what this calls for.
- 23:39Speaker 4: We're in Montreal. It's a little jazzy, it's a little
- 23:42Speaker 4: low key. It's fun, it's improv. There's improv on the set.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Jazz supports that vibe. I think it's the right score
- 23:50Speaker 4: for this movie. I mean, what do you expect to
- 23:52Speaker 4: score from this? To be like, should I be walking out?
- 23:55Speaker 4: I was like, I gotta buy this sound, right, No,
- 23:57Speaker 4: I should hardly notice the music, you know, like it
- 24:00Speaker 4: should just be there and hit the right emotional note.
- 24:03Speaker 3: That's it.
- 24:04Speaker 1: No, I think I think you're absolutely right. I'm looking
- 24:07Speaker 1: again over his career and it's like he's the one
- 24:10Speaker 1: who filled in all the gaps that weren't done by
- 24:14Speaker 1: the more known direct more known composers. Because yeah, I'm
- 24:18Speaker 1: seeing you know, you have six days, seven nights. Anaconda
- 24:23Speaker 1: down periscope Indian and the Cupboard, the mask, you know,
- 24:28Speaker 1: all the again, someone's got to do them, and and
- 24:31Speaker 1: a lot of those have great, you know, beats and
- 24:34Speaker 1: recognizable motifs and all sorts of things. So yeah, I think.
- 24:39Speaker 1: And then for this one, it I would say it's
- 24:43Speaker 1: above TV movie score, like it's a solid score, but
- 24:48Speaker 1: it's you know, it's not I'm not going to buy
- 24:50Speaker 1: it on disc, but it's it works, it's playful in
- 24:56Speaker 1: a good way.
- 24:57Speaker 4: And just to give a little more love to him,
- 24:59Speaker 4: he he also did the score for Christopher Nolan's Insomnia,
- 25:02Speaker 4: and that is a good score. So there you go.
- 25:06Speaker 4: So I yeah, no, it's good music. I don't think
- 25:11Speaker 4: that the music is ever the problem with the film.
- 25:15Speaker 4: I think that there are just certain structural things that
- 25:18Speaker 4: just can't be.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that. Okay.
- 25:22Speaker 2: So audiences really liked this movie. This has a high
- 25:26Speaker 2: score on audiences across the board, but critics kind of
- 25:31Speaker 2: lukewarm on it, and it made money. Why do you
- 25:34Speaker 2: think that is? Why do you think audiences liked it
- 25:36Speaker 2: but critics didn't?
- 25:37Speaker 1: Darren? Well, what are you thinking here? I mean, I
- 25:44Speaker 1: think it's the Matthew Perry effect of, like you said,
- 25:49Speaker 1: the butts are already in the seat because of Friends,
- 25:52Speaker 1: So you don't have to have a movie that on
- 25:58Speaker 1: itself is going to draw you in. They had the
- 26:00Speaker 1: right kind of one two punch of Bruce Willis and
- 26:04Speaker 1: Matthew per like it. Like we keep saying, rights itself,
- 26:07Speaker 1: It rights itself, the marketing rights itself. You're like, who
- 26:10Speaker 1: do we target? Well, we target people who love Bruce
- 26:12Speaker 1: Willis movies and who watch Friends, and it just pulls
- 26:16Speaker 1: people in. So but yeah, it's not a great movie.
- 26:24Speaker 1: It's I I'm trying to remember a single quotable line
- 26:29Speaker 1: from it and I watched it yesterday. But for that,
- 26:35Speaker 1: I mean, wise aren't lines, but.
- 26:39Speaker 3: I will.
- 26:40Speaker 2: You're like, that's definitely a line in the movie. Tristan
- 26:43Speaker 2: is basically what Darren just.
- 26:44Speaker 4: Said, I I'll I'll throw out there that the cinema
- 26:49Speaker 4: score average was a B as in Barricade. And the
- 26:53Speaker 4: thing is cinema score once you get out of the
- 26:56Speaker 4: A range, that means a word of mouth is not
- 26:59Speaker 4: going to be varribly strong. So while there is an
- 27:03Speaker 4: affection for this film, I don't think like audiences were
- 27:06Speaker 4: on fire now because again international like world wide box
- 27:10Speaker 4: office crosses one hundred million. But you know, again I
- 27:13Speaker 4: always throw this one out there, this is still at
- 27:15Speaker 4: the point where you know Blockbuster is you're hitting one
- 27:19Speaker 4: hundred million dollars stateside. In terms of the critical response,
- 27:25Speaker 4: I think that the one thing to hold on to
- 27:27Speaker 4: is that there are structural things. I think comedy is
- 27:32Speaker 4: very subjective. I think critics in general are you know,
- 27:36Speaker 4: sticks in the mud when it comes to stuff like this.
- 27:39Speaker 4: But the one positive I think that is consistently recognized
- 27:43Speaker 4: is this is really sort of like a breakout for
- 27:45Speaker 4: Amanda Pete. And you know, Roger Ebert called her out,
- 27:48Speaker 4: called her performance perfect. So I think what it is
- 27:52Speaker 4: is a lot of times when you look at these
- 27:54Speaker 4: critical reviews, they're talking about shortcomings of the film as
- 27:58Speaker 4: a whole, but it ever seems to stick to the
- 28:01Speaker 4: people in the film, like every all the critics are
- 28:03Speaker 4: willing to say like, hey, these are.
- 28:05Speaker 3: These are a lot of good performance. It's just the
- 28:06Speaker 3: movie didn't really come together.
- 28:09Speaker 2: And speaking of why didn't this make her a bigger star?
- 28:15Speaker 4: I mean everything hinges on what you do after the breakthrough, right,
- 28:20Speaker 4: like what what was her career afterward? And did she
- 28:25Speaker 4: did she leverage it? Did her manager leverage it?
- 28:27Speaker 1: Really?
- 28:28Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know because looking at it,
- 28:31Speaker 4: she she went, she did Saving Silverman, which I don't
- 28:34Speaker 4: think was a big hit, but that was a it
- 28:36Speaker 4: was a cute movie. But then you have like high crimes,
- 28:38Speaker 4: changing lanes, whib goes down. Yeah, whatever we do identity,
- 28:44Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay, and then she shows up and
- 28:46Speaker 4: something's got to give.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Yes, there you go the big like show her test
- 28:52Speaker 1: she did. We've all seen it where an actor is
- 28:54Speaker 1: given like something to chew on and something to really
- 28:59Speaker 1: make their act ding chops rise, and she just didn't
- 29:02Speaker 1: really get that in her. Like John said, her next film,
- 29:06Speaker 1: the Ones right after. But ye, for this movie, the
- 29:12Speaker 1: litmus test, I kind of put it to is, you know,
- 29:16Speaker 1: describe the mini arc of each character in a sentence
- 29:22Speaker 1: or two, and which one would you rather hear about. Oh,
- 29:25Speaker 1: a dentist who has a contract killer moved next to him. Okay,
- 29:28Speaker 1: that's kind of a contract killer that you know, starts
- 29:32Speaker 1: to interweave with his neighbors and his ex wife and
- 29:36Speaker 1: the guy and they're trying to get ten million. Okay,
- 29:38Speaker 1: that's a little little more interesting. It's like the dental
- 29:41Speaker 1: assistant that wants to become a contract killer and then
- 29:48Speaker 1: it finds out that she was put on a hit
- 29:51Speaker 1: for her boss. Okay, I am now really interested in that.
- 29:55Speaker 1: So every every little mini story is almost more interesting
- 29:59Speaker 1: than the dentist story. And I think that kind of
- 30:04Speaker 1: sums up a lot of the movie.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Oh that's fair. I think that's fair that.
- 30:09Speaker 4: But at the same time, I think that, you know, Lynn,
- 30:14Speaker 4: where his strength comes through is his willingness as a
- 30:17Speaker 4: director to foster an improvisational environment and trust his you know,
- 30:22Speaker 4: his cast. So like, you know, all the stories are
- 30:25Speaker 4: that there's a lot of improv and yeah, I think that.
- 30:28Speaker 4: I think in all honesty, yes, they're laughing at Like,
- 30:32Speaker 4: I would love to see that original script because if
- 30:34Speaker 4: there's so much improv going on on set, did they
- 30:37Speaker 4: wind up moving away from what was making them laugh
- 30:41Speaker 4: in the first place. I'd be very curious to find
- 30:44Speaker 4: that script laying out there and read it. Because they're
- 30:48Speaker 4: on the plane reading it, they're laughing, They're like, oh, yeah,
- 30:51Speaker 4: this is the movie we're going to make next. And
- 30:54Speaker 4: then there's a lot of improv on set. Is that
- 30:57Speaker 4: Lynn trusting his his actors a little too much because
- 31:03Speaker 4: it winds up being funny in the moment while you're
- 31:06Speaker 4: making it, and then when it's coming together in the
- 31:08Speaker 4: editing bay, it's like, oh, well, the structure of the
- 31:12Speaker 4: house is the same, but we painted this room a
- 31:13Speaker 4: different color, we changed this door, we have a different
- 31:16Speaker 4: mirror in there. And maybe people pick up on.
- 31:18Speaker 2: That random question. Did Montreal add anything? No? No, So
- 31:25Speaker 2: this could have been set. This could have been set anywhere.
- 31:28Speaker 3: This could have been sad.
- 31:30Speaker 1: This, yeah, could have been any any with it. It
- 31:34Speaker 1: kind of felt weird that they kept mentioning that it
- 31:37Speaker 1: was in Canada, like they didn't want us to forget
- 31:40Speaker 1: that this is not in America, Like this could be Ednytown, USA,
- 31:44Speaker 1: but no, you gotta know this is We're going to
- 31:48Speaker 1: specifically tell you where we're flying.
- 31:50Speaker 4: And it's like, okay, they got an extra half percent
- 31:53Speaker 4: tax credit for a Canadian city each time. Maybe I
- 31:57Speaker 4: don't know.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Well, but it wasn't origin set in Montreal, but they
- 32:01Speaker 2: started shooting in Montreal and they were just like, you
- 32:03Speaker 2: know what, let's just lean into it, like that's a
- 32:05Speaker 2: true story.
- 32:07Speaker 4: I think that it would explain Rosanna arquette accent the question.
- 32:13Speaker 2: The quote unquote French accents.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Yeah, French accent.
- 32:19Speaker 4: I think that the movie, if anything, probably would have
- 32:23Speaker 4: played better had they kept it, you know, a suburb
- 32:28Speaker 4: of Chicago, because you could have even had a joke of,
- 32:31Speaker 4: like you did hits in Chicago, why are you just
- 32:35Speaker 4: why didn't they move you somewhere else? You're so close,
- 32:37Speaker 4: you know, like that sort of thing.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Whereas listen to anything North of Division is basically Wisconsin
- 32:42Speaker 2: is what they would write in the movie.
- 32:44Speaker 4: And the Chicago audiences was would laugh and people like
- 32:48Speaker 4: myself would be like, what okay?
- 32:51Speaker 2: Uh So the only the only benefit I see from
- 32:57Speaker 2: from being said in Montreal is the joke that we
- 33:00Speaker 2: get about mayonnaise on his hamburger. I love that joke
- 33:03Speaker 2: so much. When he's just like, he's like, okay, I
- 33:05Speaker 2: want to I'm want a cheeseburger, and please don't put
- 33:09Speaker 2: a mayonnaise on it, and they go, no mayonnaise. He's like,
- 33:11Speaker 2: no mayonnaise, and then she walks away. He's like, they're
- 33:13Speaker 2: gonna put mayonnaise on it?
- 33:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Then it comes back and he just picks it up
- 33:18Speaker 2: and shows it to her, and then I, yes, I.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Think that that feel that definitely feels like an improv
- 33:25Speaker 4: thing where they went out to eat one one time
- 33:28Speaker 4: and somebody was like, the hell is mayonnaise doing on
- 33:30Speaker 4: my hamburger right now?
- 33:31Speaker 3: That sort of thing, you know.
- 33:34Speaker 4: I think that, Uh, it's interesting because I think that
- 33:37Speaker 4: this this movie, I'm curious to know what, like you
- 33:41Speaker 4: guys think, where Lynn pops up. We've seen a few
- 33:44Speaker 4: of his movies by this point, where do you see
- 33:46Speaker 4: him in here?
- 33:47Speaker 1: Anywhere?
- 33:48Speaker 3: Could this have been done by anybody?
- 33:51Speaker 2: I honestly don't see Linn anywhere. Like even when you
- 33:55Speaker 2: look at the cinematography, Yeah, you know, even he's doing
- 33:59Speaker 2: something different. Even Franco is doing something a little different
- 34:02Speaker 2: than what he normally does. Like it's you see Dutch
- 34:05Speaker 2: angles for some reason, but it's not consistent, and it's
- 34:08Speaker 2: not when like things are tense or things are weird
- 34:11Speaker 2: or odd. It's just kind of random and it's Yeah,
- 34:17Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe the pacing, the ensemble dynamic could
- 34:21Speaker 2: be Lynn.
- 34:22Speaker 4: But but yeah, I mean I think that I think
- 34:24Speaker 4: that's what we're struggling with, is like I think that
- 34:27Speaker 4: Lynn as a director, I think you're right in terms
- 34:31Speaker 4: of getting his ensemble to perform well.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Together.
- 34:34Speaker 4: That's his gift. And I think that what we three
- 34:39Speaker 4: sometimes do as we focus a lot on like where
- 34:41Speaker 4: do we you know? I know I do, well, we're
- 34:43Speaker 4: a director focused podcast. I'm like, where do I see?
- 34:46Speaker 4: And I'm like, I think that he's an invisible hand
- 34:49Speaker 4: in the sense that he can keep things moving on
- 34:51Speaker 4: schedule while giving people the freedom to goof around. And
- 34:55Speaker 4: maybe that explains the lack.
- 34:57Speaker 3: Of visual language.
- 34:58Speaker 4: Is it's like, if you're go let people improv and like,
- 35:02Speaker 4: it's not going to be set up for twelve hours
- 35:05Speaker 4: for a three minute shot. If people are going to
- 35:07Speaker 4: be improving, it's like, set up a durable scheme so
- 35:11Speaker 4: that we can just go back and riff a ton
- 35:14Speaker 4: of lines and the lighting is always right and we
- 35:16Speaker 4: can cut this really easy. Maybe that's his skill as
- 35:20Speaker 4: a director too, is knowing how to set it up
- 35:22Speaker 4: so that the ensemble can have fun with it and
- 35:26Speaker 4: they can they can just edit together the best takes.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Now, I think you're right because there's not a lot
- 35:32Speaker 1: of why. I mean, there obviously are wide shots and
- 35:36Speaker 1: things like that, but there's a lot of inner cutting.
- 35:38Speaker 1: There's a lot of singles and such. I think of
- 35:41Speaker 1: the scene where they're like hiding out in one of
- 35:44Speaker 1: the rooms and Matthew Perry sits down on the stack
- 35:47Speaker 1: of tires and it's kind of like not stable and
- 35:50Speaker 1: he's kind of leaning. But every other shot in that
- 35:53Speaker 1: sequence he's not in it. It's there's never a I mean,
- 35:57Speaker 1: maybe there's one wide shot of everybody in the room,
- 35:59Speaker 1: because does that make sense, Because if you're improvising, you
- 36:03Speaker 1: can't be like, Okay, now you got to sit there
- 36:06Speaker 1: half leaning over while we shoot everybody else's two shot
- 36:10Speaker 1: because you happen to be in the shot. No, they're
- 36:12Speaker 1: not going to do that. They're gonna But he created
- 36:16Speaker 1: these and then let them play.
- 36:19Speaker 2: It's shot like television, yes, except for except for the
- 36:23Speaker 2: Dutch angles, like when you have a lot of singles
- 36:24Speaker 2: and a lot of close ups. It's not shot like
- 36:26Speaker 2: a sitcom, but a shot like television.
- 36:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think about that until just now.
- 36:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:32Speaker 4: I agree with that. I think I think that's that's right,
- 36:36Speaker 4: that's spot on, that's spot on.
- 36:38Speaker 3: I think that. Yeah, you know. I So I'm just
- 36:42Speaker 3: trying I'm trying to go back through in my brain
- 36:45Speaker 3: right now.
- 36:46Speaker 4: And because the thing is, while we're sort of like
- 36:48Speaker 4: picking at things here and there. I would be curious
- 36:52Speaker 4: as to the whole Natasha Henstridge character. You know, Tulip's
- 36:58Speaker 4: ex wife or still wife but on the way to
- 37:03Speaker 4: ex wife sort of thing. I mean, does it land
- 37:06Speaker 4: like you know, Darren? Does it land for you like
- 37:09Speaker 4: particularly well? Is this necessary to the story or do
- 37:12Speaker 4: you think this was just invented to be like, Hey,
- 37:15Speaker 4: he's got to wind up with somebody at the end.
- 37:16Speaker 3: We can't have just him not have a girl.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I mean it kind of feels like that. It feels like, oh,
- 37:23Speaker 1: we need a happy ending for our main character. So,
- 37:26Speaker 1: but she has to also be integrated enough into the
- 37:29Speaker 1: story that she's actually gonna still be in the story
- 37:32Speaker 1: by the end. If it was just some person he
- 37:35Speaker 1: met on a dating website or whatever, then there's no
- 37:39Speaker 1: reason for her to be in this story. So but
- 37:43Speaker 1: if she's the ex wife of the killer, then yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 1: she's gonna be in every scene and it makes sense.
- 37:49Speaker 3: What about you, Tristan? Does it land well for you?
- 37:52Speaker 1: No?
- 37:53Speaker 2: I always thought that hinterests. I can't say her last name, Natasha.
- 37:59Speaker 2: We're in a free slam basis Natasha's character. I always
- 38:03Speaker 2: felt like it was kind of lacking, Like I never
- 38:05Speaker 2: really I'm not the biggest fan of hers. I don't
- 38:10Speaker 2: really feel like she's she brings anything to the table
- 38:12Speaker 2: that is uniquely hers. And that's probably unfair of me
- 38:17Speaker 2: to say, but it's it's kind of how I feel.
- 38:20Speaker 2: And I feel like her character could have been played
- 38:22Speaker 2: by almost any actress, like even Rosanna Arquette. Even though
- 38:26Speaker 2: we would have liked to have had less of her,
- 38:28Speaker 2: mainly because of the script, it's still she's still bringing
- 38:32Speaker 2: Arquette energy. Like everyone's bringing energy that is their own
- 38:36Speaker 2: to the character and to the movie, except for her.
- 38:39Speaker 2: I think she is the weakest link in terms of
- 38:43Speaker 2: acting chops, even though Arquette is the more annoying character.
- 38:47Speaker 4: I wouldn't go so far as to throw nat. I mean,
- 38:50Speaker 4: we're really close under the bus like that. I would
- 38:53Speaker 4: say that it really is she's not served well by
- 38:55Speaker 4: the character. I think that they don't quite know what
- 38:58Speaker 4: to do with the character.
- 38:59Speaker 2: I'll give you that. That's a much nicer read, and
- 39:01Speaker 2: I want to go with that.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah, Victory, Well, well, and we've seen humor, you know,
- 39:08Speaker 1: I mean we just mentioned uh like rat race and
- 39:12Speaker 1: stuff like that, Like that's a nineties movie, nineties era
- 39:14Speaker 1: movie where you have unkind characters that are kind of
- 39:19Speaker 1: snooty and you don't like them. They're just really doubling
- 39:23Speaker 1: down on you want to hate the wife. It's like,
- 39:26Speaker 1: so everything she does is terrible. But I wanted to
- 39:29Speaker 1: talk a bit about Michael Clark Duncan because this feels
- 39:34Speaker 1: like a very interesting choice because it is literally the
- 39:37Speaker 1: next movie after The Green Mile. So you go from
- 39:42Speaker 1: this powerhouse role of John Coffee, like where you are
- 39:49Speaker 1: the emotional core of this movie, back to I'm the
- 39:54Speaker 1: man for hire. Yeah, I'm I'm he's got an he's
- 39:58Speaker 1: got a young I don't and I don't disparage it
- 40:02Speaker 1: at all. It's just interesting in just yeah, his career
- 40:06Speaker 1: is a is a career of heis and lows. My goodness, Well, I.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Think that I think that Duncan.
- 40:12Speaker 4: I always loved Duncan as an actor because he was
- 40:16Speaker 4: unafraid to do whatever, Like he would walk into any
- 40:20Speaker 4: role and be like, I'm going to just give this
- 40:22Speaker 4: everything I got. And I think he's giving everything he
- 40:25Speaker 4: has in here, and I think that to you know,
- 40:30Speaker 4: him coming to comedy right after The Green Mile is
- 40:33Speaker 4: in my view, no different than Bruce Willis coming to
- 40:36Speaker 4: comedy immediately after The Sixth Sense. It's sort of a declaration.
- 40:40Speaker 4: You know, nobody knows how big The Sixth Sense is
- 40:42Speaker 4: going to be when they're making it. Nobody knows how
- 40:44Speaker 4: big Green Mile is going to be. You know, while
- 40:47Speaker 4: they're making it, they can have maybe a sense that
- 40:49Speaker 4: it's like a good movie. They don't know how well
- 40:50Speaker 4: it's going to land. But it shows that absolute fearless
- 40:56Speaker 4: side of an actor to be like, you know what,
- 40:58Speaker 4: my next project is going to be a funny one,
- 41:00Speaker 4: and I'm just gonna keep you know, showing up my well.
- 41:03Speaker 2: I think it's also an issue with his body type.
- 41:08Speaker 2: You know, he's not He's not gonna get John Coffee
- 41:11Speaker 2: every single time. He's gonna get roles like the whole
- 41:13Speaker 2: nine Yards way more often than he is the Green Mile.
- 41:18Speaker 1: That's it does a lot of voice work, which makes sense.
- 41:20Speaker 4: So yeah, oh absolutely, what an amazing voice. But but
- 41:24Speaker 4: the thing is, I think that what's what's fascinating is
- 41:27Speaker 4: I wish he would have gotten even more John Coffee
- 41:30Speaker 4: rolls and kept getting the comedy roles because I think
- 41:33Speaker 4: that if anything, you know, he's got that he doesn't have.
- 41:38Speaker 4: He's never gonna get leading, he's never gonna get the
- 41:41Speaker 4: Oz character role, He's not going to get the Toolip
- 41:44Speaker 4: character role. But this movie is different without him. And
- 41:47Speaker 4: I think that if you had cast some other guys,
- 41:50Speaker 4: like let's say we we we mix it up and
- 41:52Speaker 4: we have Harland Williams playing his character, it's not it
- 41:55Speaker 4: doesn't Land as well. The the sort of playful menace
- 41:59Speaker 4: that he brings to it is so necessary and he's
- 42:03Speaker 4: able to sell it so well, and like, you know,
- 42:06Speaker 4: God rest his soul. I mean, it's like it's kind
- 42:08Speaker 4: of honestly really sad that two of the kids, two
- 42:12Speaker 4: of the actors in here.
- 42:14Speaker 2: I want to ask you about that, John, Like I'm
- 42:16Speaker 2: not asking I want to ask you specifically because you
- 42:18Speaker 2: saw this before and Darren was lazy and didn't see
- 42:21Speaker 2: it before.
- 42:22Speaker 3: That's true.
- 42:23Speaker 2: But Duncan's gone, Perry's gone, Willis is out of the game.
- 42:28Speaker 3: Yep.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Did you did that register to you while watching this?
- 42:34Speaker 3: Did it?
- 42:34Speaker 1: Did it register on a different emotional level or were
- 42:37Speaker 1: you able to.
- 42:39Speaker 4: Not really a different emotional level. But it's definitely one
- 42:41Speaker 4: of those things where it's like it really is a
- 42:43Speaker 4: passage of time sort of thing where it's like, you know,
- 42:47Speaker 4: in a perfect world, you know, all three of those
- 42:50Speaker 4: people are still super active in in the biz and
- 42:56Speaker 4: you know, releasing movies or at least in supporting roles,
- 42:59Speaker 4: and you know, yeah, it is. It's one of those
- 43:02Speaker 4: things where it's like it's it reminds you that twenty
- 43:05Speaker 4: six years is actually a pretty long time. It may
- 43:09Speaker 4: feel like yesterday, but a lot of time has gone by,
- 43:13Speaker 4: and you know, I mean, but at the same time,
- 43:16Speaker 4: you know, it's like I don't sit there watching it
- 43:19Speaker 4: getting all modeling about it or anything like that.
- 43:21Speaker 3: It's just like, all right, he's gone, ah bummer man, Yeah,
- 43:26Speaker 3: that sort of thing.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Now, Darren, because I'm hosting, you get to go first.
- 43:32Speaker 2: I want to know what is how many tattooed tulips
- 43:37Speaker 2: are you giving this movie? Because I know you're not
- 43:39Speaker 2: giving any half tattooed tulips. No unfinished work by the Inkman.
- 43:44Speaker 1: So it's inked in, it's got a little shading. It
- 43:47Speaker 1: is definitely a commitment. It's real subtle that way. No
- 43:50Speaker 1: one will recognize me like unlike any other movie where
- 43:54Speaker 1: you're a member of a crack commando squad during the war,
- 43:59Speaker 1: Green for anything like that, you always get the tattoo
- 44:02Speaker 1: and they always see right through you. I'm gonna give
- 44:05Speaker 1: it to Tulips. You know.
- 44:07Speaker 5: It's it's a Yeah, it's it's a. It's a it's
- 44:14Speaker 5: a movie. It is trying hard.
- 44:18Speaker 1: It's one of the movie is movies of all time. No,
- 44:22Speaker 1: I mean again, man, I keep coming back to it
- 44:25Speaker 1: with comedy. I can barely think of any lines from
- 44:29Speaker 1: this movie like there is there are moments, obviously, and
- 44:32Speaker 1: there are are are jokes and things like that, but
- 44:36Speaker 1: it's just not my cup of tea. It's why was,
- 44:38Speaker 1: to your quote, lazy and chose not to watch this
- 44:41Speaker 1: movie yet in my life. So I'm giving it to Tulips.
- 44:47Speaker 2: John, how many? How many random flies in the scene?
- 44:52Speaker 2: Are you giving this movie? A side note? So, so,
- 44:57Speaker 2: the house that they were shooting in was swarming with
- 45:02Speaker 2: flies and they couldn't get rid of them, and so
- 45:04Speaker 2: that's why they pop up every once in a while
- 45:06Speaker 2: in the shots because they couldn't like there was they
- 45:09Speaker 2: hardly could find a take where there wasn't flies in there,
- 45:12Speaker 2: so they had to just go with it, which is
- 45:14Speaker 2: such I relate to that on such an intimate level,
- 45:18Speaker 2: like coming from video production where you just sometimes you
- 45:20Speaker 2: just got to go screw it. Fine, the house has flies,
- 45:25Speaker 2: it's making it to the picture, you know.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Where there's not a fly on a boat. Let's do
- 45:29Speaker 1: a seat on a boat out in the water. Oh
- 45:32Speaker 1: than the mosquitoes, I guess. Yeah.
- 45:35Speaker 2: So Darren, so John, how many flies are you giving
- 45:37Speaker 2: this one?
- 45:38Speaker 4: Well, on the way to the number of flies that
- 45:40Speaker 4: I'm going to give this movie, I am going to
- 45:42Speaker 4: say that Amanda Pete is terrific in this film.
- 45:45Speaker 1: She truly is so two flies one for never one.
- 45:48Speaker 4: So I think that she's wonderful. But I do, before
- 45:52Speaker 4: we step out, want to say that I think that
- 45:56Speaker 4: there were so many more tasteful ways that they could
- 45:58Speaker 4: have shot the nudity in the film, including from behind.
- 46:05Speaker 4: She did not need to be fully on display. And
- 46:07Speaker 4: I'm not saying that as a prude. I'm saying that
- 46:10Speaker 4: as the camera like. She is exposed for long enough
- 46:17Speaker 4: that I'm kind of like it. It feels prurient the
- 46:21Speaker 4: way that they do it, But I don't know that
- 46:25Speaker 4: it was necessary to shoot it that way.
- 46:29Speaker 3: I think that you could still.
- 46:30Speaker 4: Get the mood and the impression of it without that,
- 46:36Speaker 4: and like it's just I don't know. I mean, it's like,
- 46:39Speaker 4: I'm sure there are people that disagree with me, and
- 46:41Speaker 4: they can and that's fine, but whatever I do come
- 46:45Speaker 4: in slightly better than Darren. Comedy is very subjective, but
- 46:51Speaker 4: for me, there weren't a lot of laughs in it
- 46:53Speaker 4: this time. So I went up coming in at two
- 46:56Speaker 4: and a half because I'm a sane person and I
- 46:58Speaker 4: think half stars exist, So two and a half from.
- 47:02Speaker 2: Me, Oh, you guys are killing me, man. I think
- 47:07Speaker 2: this movie is great. I really do. I watched this
- 47:10Speaker 2: all the time in college. I watched it when it
- 47:12Speaker 2: came out, I watched it on repeat in college. I
- 47:15Speaker 2: got so many parts of this memorized. I think this
- 47:19Speaker 2: is very quotable. I think this is really funny. I
- 47:22Speaker 2: think Bruce Willis brings his a game, his comedic chops.
- 47:26Speaker 2: I do think there's structural issues. I think there's definite
- 47:29Speaker 2: script issues, but I'm legitimately giving this four stars. I'm
- 47:34Speaker 2: giving this four stars. I think this is really funny.
- 47:37Speaker 2: I think it earned the audience rating, it earned the
- 47:41Speaker 2: money that it got. This is something that I am
- 47:44Speaker 2: going to watch again, regardless of the script issues, especially
- 47:48Speaker 2: this stuff at the end that I already talked about.
- 47:50Speaker 1: But I want to marry you more than any Wins
- 47:51Speaker 1: ever wanted to marry anyone in the the world.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Oh and also when Bruce Willis threatened the waiter saying,
- 48:00Speaker 2: if you put mayonnaise on the burger, I'm gonna like
- 48:03Speaker 2: come to your house and cut off your legs and
- 48:05Speaker 2: watch you bleed to death.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Something like that.
- 48:07Speaker 2: Don't fight Club taught us in ninety nine in the
- 48:09Speaker 2: year before that you don't mess with people who prepare
- 48:11Speaker 2: your food. Very true, very true. So but I still
- 48:15Speaker 2: give this four stars. I think this is really funny
- 48:18Speaker 2: and this is worth it, and I think Matthew Perry
- 48:20Speaker 2: and Bruce Willis have great chemistry. And even though the
- 48:24Speaker 2: sequel was nowhere near as good, and even Kevin Pollack
- 48:27Speaker 2: called it a disaster, it was nice to see them
- 48:30Speaker 2: together again. So I'm giving this four stars. Now, Darren,
- 48:33Speaker 2: we're switching gears, We're changing houses. What are we doing
- 48:37Speaker 2: next week?
- 48:38Speaker 1: That's right, the House of Jonathan Lynn is over and
- 48:41Speaker 1: we're moving on to Nancy Myers. We're going to be
- 48:44Speaker 1: covering the nineteen ninety eight remake The Parent Trap next
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