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Hour 3 - Dart Board · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: On this Monday Memorial Day, the twenty fifth of May,
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk some football mixed with politics. Where are you
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  Speaker 2: at on Giants quarterback Jackson Dart getting political with President
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  Speaker 2: Trump over the weekend? Also, what did you think of
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  Speaker 2: Abdul Carter, his teammate, interjecting himself into the Jackson Dart
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  Speaker 2: story with President Trump? And away from that, what's your
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  Speaker 2: takeaway from the media coverage of the Cowboys coach Brian
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  Speaker 2: Schottenheimer moving to.
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  Speaker 2: In our lead this hour from New York and over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend, Giants quarterback Jackson Dart did something that many
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  Speaker 2: people would be honored to do, and in this political climate,
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  Speaker 2: you do it and all of.
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  Speaker 3: A sudden, Oh my god, I can't believe. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know where we're going with this? Maybe not, perhaps not so.
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  Speaker 2: Jackson Dart, that is, the second year quarterback for the
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  Speaker 2: New York Football Giants, introduced the President of the United States,
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump at a weekend rally. This was on Friday,
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  Speaker 2: over the weekend in New York, and this.
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  Speaker 3: Of course created a hullabaloo among the wokesters. They lost
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  Speaker 3: their mind.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Dart said, what an honor, what a
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  Speaker 2: privilege it is to be here, and he was on stages.
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  Speaker 3: Without further ado. I am grateful, I am honored, I
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  Speaker 3: am pleasured to introduce the forty fifth and forty seventh
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  Speaker 3: President of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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  Speaker 3: The crowd went wild. Trump went after. Of course, now
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  Speaker 3: Trump believes that Jackson Dart's the greatest quarterback of all time.
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  Speaker 3: You know how that goes.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's a good jumping off point. The reaction to
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  Speaker 2: this has been over the top. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 2: the question where are you at.
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  Speaker 3: On giant second year quarterback Jackson Dart getting political with
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  Speaker 3: President Trump over the weekend. So I've got my views
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  Speaker 3: on this.
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  Speaker 2: I got Jordan Syllabus and ihop and we will combine
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  Speaker 2: all of these things together just so we have a
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  Speaker 2: fighting chance. So, first of all, if you're completely honest,
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  Speaker 2: not that we always are, but if you're completely honest
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  Speaker 2: here politics. I've learned this as I've gone through life.
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  Speaker 2: It is the sport for older people. I've had a
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  Speaker 2: number of.
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  Speaker 3: People tell me over these you know, I like sports.
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  Speaker 3: I love sports growing up, and I got to a
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  Speaker 3: certain age and then I just moved over. I got
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  Speaker 3: whiplash and I moved over into politics. I feel like
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  Speaker 3: politics for older people, middle aged, older people is it's
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  Speaker 3: their sports.
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  Speaker 2: My experience around professional athletes, most of them don't give
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  Speaker 2: a crap about politics.
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  Speaker 3: They just don't, right, even in these polarizing times were
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  Speaker 3: we in. They just don't care about it.
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  Speaker 2: They're into playing their sport, video games and the ladies
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  Speaker 2: and possibly some other things as well, but that's most
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  Speaker 2: of it. So Jackson Dart is I believe he's twenty three,
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  Speaker 2: he's got twelve more years before he's ineligible.
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  Speaker 3: To be like president.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: The whole thing. When you're an NFL quarterback entering the
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  Speaker 3: political arena, you are literally playing with live hand grenades.
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  Speaker 3: You just are.
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  Speaker 2: And in modern sports, we believe, and I've been consistent,
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  Speaker 2: whether we were talking about Colin Kaepernick back in the
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  Speaker 2: day or Lebron James out doing a stump speech for
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  Speaker 2: whoever you know his preferred candidate is, we believe that
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  Speaker 2: you should follow the stay in your lane mantra, whether
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  Speaker 2: it's Lebron or Jackson Dart, whether you're Team Blue or
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  Speaker 2: Team Red or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And here's why. Sports. The whole setup of this, the
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  Speaker 3: way it was so, was that sports are supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be a distraction from the complexities of life, that we
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  Speaker 3: can find common ground, right, common ground here and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: They provide a beautiful escape from the daily bull crap
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  Speaker 3: we all have to deal with, and that also includes
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  Speaker 3: political turmoil, personal challenges, health problems, all that stuff. We're
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  Speaker 3: supposed to have this little thing that we can get
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  Speaker 3: into and it doesn't matter what team you're on, blue
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  Speaker 3: or red. We can unite for one common goal.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I've said this consistently over the years. When you
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  Speaker 2: alienate roughly half the people you ruin that escape. The
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  Speaker 2: Jordan rules still apply here.
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  Speaker 3: That famous quote by Michael Jordan who said Republicans by
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  Speaker 3: sneakers too, And it isn't the time to narrowcast.
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  Speaker 2: We talk about broadcasting here, and we do broadcasts.
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  Speaker 3: We don't do narrow casting. Podcasts a narrowcast because you
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  Speaker 3: have to go out of your way to find the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: stumble on to the radios.
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  Speaker 2: With's broadcasting is what it is. But it's not a
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  Speaker 2: time to narrow cast to a certain.
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  Speaker 3: Niche, if you will.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's my position on this, Whether I agree
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  Speaker 2: with Jackson Dart or not, I just think in general,
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  Speaker 2: all these guys would be better off just doing the
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  Speaker 2: old Derek Jeter, Michael Jordan. And in this case, Jackson
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  Speaker 2: Dart threw a pass into tight coverage and we'll see
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  Speaker 2: how it works out.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: Secondly, while I believe that.
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  Speaker 2: This is an unforced error by Jackson Dart, the locker
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  Speaker 2: room fallout.
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  Speaker 3: I rolled my eyes at this. So it's underway. We
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  Speaker 3: had Giants edge rusher Abdul Carter, who publicly criticized Jackson
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  Speaker 3: Dart for what we just talked about introducing the President
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  Speaker 3: of the United States over the weekend, sparking scrutiny. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: because Abdul.
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  Speaker 2: Carter, another guy not the not a rocket science neither's
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  Speaker 2: Jackson Dart, but Abdull Carter, like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: He was selected by the Giants in the same draft
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  Speaker 2: class as Dart.
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  Speaker 3: He went on.
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  Speaker 2: Social media over the weekend to call out his teammate.
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  Speaker 2: He said, they thought this blank sword was ai.
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing? Man, Carter wrote on social media.
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  Speaker 3: So that, of course then upset the people that like
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  Speaker 3: what Jackson Dart did right that side, and they fought back.
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  Speaker 2: So the question what did you think of Abdul Carter
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  Speaker 2: of the Giants interjecting himself into the Jackson Dart story
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  Speaker 2: with President Trump. So there's this famous story about Abraham
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  Speaker 2: Lincoln and the power of the unsent letter and how
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  Speaker 2: he would write the meanest, nastiest letters President Lincoln. I
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  Speaker 2: found this out after he died. I was killed, he
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  Speaker 2: was assassinated. He'd write these terrible letters about people that
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  Speaker 2: were criticizing him and whatnot, and he would supposedly just them.
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  Speaker 2: He'd write, do not send, don't send on the envelope
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  Speaker 2: and he'd leave it in his desk. And so he
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  Speaker 2: got all those feelings out, he just didn't actually send
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  Speaker 2: the letter. So writing out your raw feelings without hitting
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  Speaker 2: the send is a very powerful tool of emotional release.
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  Speaker 3: It is a digital diary. It's great for processing frustration
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  Speaker 3: without the real world consequences and the drama. Now, Abduall Carter,
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  Speaker 3: he's a young guy. He chose to click send, right.
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  Speaker 3: Someone should have shown him the syllabus. I should have
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  Speaker 3: shown him. Shuld have taught him about Lincoln and the
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  Speaker 3: shown him the syllabus about how right? What you'd you
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  Speaker 3: want to say? Just don't send it.
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  Speaker 2: And this is hilarious considering Abdull Carter has publicly idolized
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  Speaker 2: Lawrence Taylor. Now why is it hilarious that Abdull Carter
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  Speaker 2: would take a little shot at Jackson Dart while publicly
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  Speaker 2: idolizing Lawrence Taylor. Lawrence Taylor, going back to the nineteen
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  Speaker 2: eighties is besties with President Trump, knowing that Lawrence Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: who Abdill Carter has idolized, is a public supporter of
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  Speaker 2: the President of the United States. Also, you might remember
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  Speaker 2: last year when Carter rolled into New York for the
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  Speaker 2: Giants as a rookie. We talked about it on the show.
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  Speaker 2: He had the audacity, Abduall Carter to ask the Giants
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  Speaker 2: to unretire number fifty six for him to wear. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the team laughed at him, the fan base dragged him
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  Speaker 2: through the mud for that. And it gets even better
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  Speaker 2: for Abduall Carter. So Carter is now playing for John Harbaugh.
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  Speaker 2: John Harbaugh is firmly on the Trump train. True, he
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  Speaker 2: is visited the White House with his brother Jim. They
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  Speaker 2: all hung out at the hardballs there at the White House.
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  Speaker 2: So Carter basically threw a political punch that swung all
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  Speaker 2: the way with such a big maker that it hit not.
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  Speaker 3: Only a quarterback, it hit his head coach.
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  Speaker 2: And then he went back on social media and says, ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: when we did some damage control, claiming that he and
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  Speaker 2: Dart they.
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  Speaker 3: Talked it out. They're fine.
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  Speaker 2: Now they did the whole Grunham thing, and I'm of
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  Speaker 2: the mindset like the State of Missouri mantra. I'm of
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  Speaker 2: the mindset Seeing is believing, Seeing is believe, Like training
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  Speaker 2: camp will be here before you know it, and I
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  Speaker 2: promise you, I'll guarantee you. There will be some opportunistic
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  Speaker 2: members of the fourth Estate that will show up the
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  Speaker 2: Giants stranding camp just to kind of press buttons.
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  Speaker 3: And it's going to be a circus there and any
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  Speaker 3: bad body language by Abdua Carter and Jackson Dart. They
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  Speaker 3: don't really interact much because one's on defense and once
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  Speaker 3: on offense.
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  Speaker 2: However, there will be moments where they interact with each
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  Speaker 2: other and it's going to be a circus. Now, Eventually
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  Speaker 2: the questions will be asked and they'll get over that
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  Speaker 2: little kerfluffle and life will go on.
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  Speaker 3: As I said, most of these guys don't really care
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  Speaker 3: that much about politics.
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  Speaker 2: They don't and it bothers people that are very political
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  Speaker 2: that athletes. Most of them are not really worried about
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  Speaker 2: politics and all that.
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  Speaker 3: And this will fade away. Eventually. There will be some
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  Speaker 3: speed bumps. It's gonna happen. Now. Speaking of speed bumps,
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  Speaker 3: we now head deep in the heart attacks. We go
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  Speaker 3: to Dallas. It is that time of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Where somebody selling a house becomes a topic of conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Say what, so we go to Dallas where Brian Schottenheimer,
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  Speaker 2: better known as Shotti, is selling his home in Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: Does that mean he's preparing to be fired as coach
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  Speaker 3: of the Cowboys? Does he know something we don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Are the wins of change howling in Texas? No, So,
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  Speaker 2: Schottenheimer's selling his home for three point eight million. Must
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  Speaker 2: be nice to move closer to the Cowboys facility, and
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  Speaker 2: it already has a buyer.
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  Speaker 3: It already has a buyer.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: The move, acording to the Dallas media, the move to
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  Speaker 3: reduce the thirty minute commute to the Death Star in Frisco,
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  Speaker 3: where the Cowboys headquarters are. They called the Death Star,
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  Speaker 3: and so here's where we are.
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  Speaker 2: So an employee moves closer to the office to save
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  Speaker 2: time in the car and has been greeted by glowing
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  Speaker 2: media reports that Brian Schottenheimer.
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  Speaker 3: Is all in, all in.
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  Speaker 2: And he's really focused on this Cowboy team, and he
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  Speaker 2: wants to he's cutting back and driving so he can
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  Speaker 2: spend more time with the boys. All right, question, what
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  Speaker 2: is your takeaway from the over the top media coverage
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  Speaker 2: of the Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer moving, Yes, moving, and
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  Speaker 2: this is a thing. So only in the greater Dallas
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  Speaker 2: area can a guy move closer to work, and the
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  Speaker 2: media treats it like he's cured polio congratulations. The spin
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  Speaker 2: makes it sound like Schottenheimer is like he's migrating across
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  Speaker 2: the Serengetti to save Jerry Jones franchise. And in reality,
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  Speaker 2: from what I understand, he's just tired of dealing with
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  Speaker 2: the morning traffic on the Sam Rayburn Tollway or whatever
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  Speaker 2: it's called. And so he's moving from McKinney to Frisco.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a seventeen mile difference. This grueling commute was
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  Speaker 2: like thirty minutes, so he's shaving off like fifteen minutes
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  Speaker 2: on the ways. App and this is something that normal
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  Speaker 2: commuters do all the time. They don't get a write
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  Speaker 2: up in the Dallas Morning News or on Pro Football Talk.
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  Speaker 2: They don't get a headline praising their unmatched dedication.
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  Speaker 5: To the grind.
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  Speaker 3: That does not happen.
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  Speaker 2: But it does happen when you coach the Das cow
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  Speaker 2: and football in general. And I love my NFL, but
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  Speaker 2: football loves turning basic life choices into this gladiator mythology.
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  Speaker 2: They just do and it drives me bonkers. And it's
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  Speaker 2: good that I have the bully pulpit here to rant
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  Speaker 2: and rave and act like the lunatic that I am.
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  Speaker 3: When I see this, it's like, Dude, the guy moved
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  Speaker 3: a couple of miles. He's not some kind of gladiator.
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  Speaker 3: This is not myth making the coverage is I call it?
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  Speaker 2: It is so syrupy, the Dallas Cowboy media coverage. It's
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  Speaker 2: so syrupy.
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  Speaker 3: How surpy is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's so syrupy that I need a stack of pancakes
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  Speaker 2: just to go through all of it.
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  Speaker 3: Like, he's not Brian Schineimer's not moving to the Vatican. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's Frisco. He's calmed down.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Jones could sell a documentary about a guy organizing
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  Speaker 2: his garag and called it the Last Dance two point zero,
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  Speaker 2: and he'd make all kinds of money and all that.
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• 19:22
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• 19:43
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• 19:47
  Speaker 3: the day. Now, what is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: This is a blatant attempt to get you to listen
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: a little bit longer.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: So rams Rookie quarterback Ty Simpson says, he feels like
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: a blank in Los Angele.
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  Speaker 3: That is the riddle of the day. All right, Far
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: out Dave, who did not show up to the Mala
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  Speaker 3: Meat and greet in Ohio he lives there, says, ah,
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  Speaker 2: Buckaroo bouncing beside busty bohemian blank.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: So from far out Dave, what do we have here?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Sitting in Josh Rosen's hot tub making money reading the
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: playbook from Big Greg in Iowa. King Rory from Wisconsin
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: says he feels like Angel Reese is the answer. A
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Japanese cowboy from Asher, like a bull in a China
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: shop from Ferd Dog That well, the Mariners would definitely
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  Speaker 3: They had that.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Rob the goat Man says, A fat kid in a
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: candy store. Hey, I was there that night. That's that's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: from Cincinnati. Robbie's got his bag there as he's walking along.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: We have?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: A mascot from Alf the Alien Finery I hung out with.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: That's not great mascots. Alf the Wusack's mascot, the dog
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: is the most famous.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: But they have the heart and they have a rocket thing.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Is that a rocket or is that a plane? I
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: don't even know. I have no idea. What else do
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: we have? Page down Viva los Vicki says Buenos Dias
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: been Mallard riddle of the Memorial Day.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Ty Simpson feels like a number Okay. Keith O Joe
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Texto from Texas says he feels like an almond joy
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: nut a second banana from Analog al courtesy Flesher says
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: he feels like a woman. Kent or Chris Rather from Kent, Washington.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: These boots were made for walking.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Chris in Kent, Washington says a turd floating in a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: punch bowl is the answer?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: A fish a fish out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Of water from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, and Manuel and
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Guardina says the Rams rookie quarterback feels like a imp
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: on the figaroa how stroll?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where all the naughty stuff happens on fig
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: A retiree from Neil in Fall River A brought worst
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: from Michael in Tulsa, And that's his answer?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: What else do we have? This see page Dans Sir
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: smokes a lot, says he feels like Rick James. Interesting, Loraina,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: do you have an answer? Here's the riddle of the day.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: RAMS rookie quarterback Tye Simpson out of Alabama says he
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: feels like a blank in Los Angeles.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: A pretty princess, A pretty princess. Is that correct? That's no,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: that is not correct. Ty Simpson said he.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Feels like a redneck in Los Angeles. He said the
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: word redneck, that's his word.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When he's a Southern boy, you know, a Southern guy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: He was in town over the weekend for the NFL
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: PA Rookie Premier thing of a jig that they have there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I think he's from Tennessee, who played college ball at Alabama,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: and he's talked about all kinds of gaming, rookie experiences,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: all that well, how many experiences he had. The draft
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: was in late April. It's late May. I'm sure he
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: hadn't done all that much stuff.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the phones. It is a
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: call in show, and we do have coming up later
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: this hour. We will have the Insta Advice line that'll
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: be coming up a little bit later in the hour.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: But to the phones we go and let's say hello
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: to let's see who do we have. Let's go to
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Chance in Alabama.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Hello, Chance, Welcome.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: To how to Roll? Todd Ty Simpsons feels like Jed Clampett,
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: I believe is what he was trying to say.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's Beverly Hillbilly is clearly yes.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah. So one thing I learned whenever I was first
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: I grew up right outside of Buffalo, so drinking agent
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Canada was nineteen and I was taught when you go
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: into a bar, don't have a good time. But there's
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: a few things you don't talk about. You don't talk
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: about religion, you don't talk about politics. No one wants
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: to hear your stories about your girlfriend you're with the
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: fighting and all that. Abdul Carter needs to mind his
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: own business, uh CARDI yeah, yeah, yeah, Dart. What he
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: does off the field, I mean, I'm I'm not a
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: Trump fan myself, but what he does off the field,
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: what he practices, what he believes in, it's not affecting
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: this man. Just keep your opinion to yourself, stay in
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: your lane. I mean, do you I mean for him
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: to make that comment, it's just ridiculous. It's a joke.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: It's they grow up bro. To me, it's about the
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: same thing as insulting someone's religion. You just don't go there.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: He's not forcing his beliefs on him. He's not shoving
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Trump down his throat, like, dude, just mind your own business,
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I hear. I wouldn't have sent I wouldn't
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: have said it out my position. I pretty much day
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: away from social media until I do the show, so
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not on there much everyone, so I'll pop on
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: there every once in a while, but I used to
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: be on there a lot, so that's generally my my position.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And whoever taught you that chance, that's usually the way
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: it works, although these days I think it's.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Changed a little bit. But yeah, religion and politics generally,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: and no fly zone unless you're comfortable with the people
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: and you know them pretty well, and even then it's
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: still a little awkward at family functions. Let's go do
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: thank you, Chance, Let's go do Tony in Montreal. Hello, Tony, Welcome,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: You're on the Ben Malor Show.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Hello, how you doing, guys? I was following you guys
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: because I followed the Vegas nights and tonight it's a
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: long night. I'm still working, so I'm using I'm following
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: you guys because I'm tired of Canadian radio, which is
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: just like you say, it's a repeat, and.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It's you found us here, Tony.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: But we're new every night, we're new, and now you can.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Are you a Canadians fan, I would assume.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Or no, Yeah, I'm a Canadians and I love cam.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I love the Canadians, They're great. But I also love John.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I played against John Tortorella when he was at the
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Main Black Bears when he was playing with his brother,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Jimmy twin brother, who was a goalie, and they played
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: for Sean Walsh, an amazing hockey coach, the Division one coach,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: and you know, the Main Black Bears were a phenomenal team.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: But you know just that I got to skate with
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: those guys. And our team was a Division two team,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Colby College, and our coach had no scruples. He could
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: care less it was Division one or two. He just
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: put us against every Division one team and you know
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: we got we obviously got better by playing against those guys.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: But I'm cheering.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's a small it's a small world there. But I
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: love John Tortorella. He's my favorite coach in hockey.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Because will you tell him?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Tell him when you talk to him next time. Monty
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: from Montreal that played it for the Colby White Mules
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: says hello and wish him the best. All right, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: want I want to Vegas and Montreal and I want
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: to see all you Vegas guys come up here and
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: see all our beautiful women, and then I'll come back
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: down to Vegas and you can introduce me to all
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: your beautiful woman. How's that?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Perfect? There you go, just to exchange the.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Inn being an Italian boy, that's a that has a
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: one track mind, that you know, and and being a
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: hockey player, obviously that would be the interest. Obviously, good Vegas.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I think you're more interested in that. You're more interested
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: in the women of Vegas and you are the hockey.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: But that's fine, Uh, fair enough.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I got you.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And in Tortorella, we sucked at a time you cannot suck,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: which is the all time great quotes we play.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: We used to play it all the time here, but
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: it's just a wonderful.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: SoundBite from from Tortorella and that's that's his beauty.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: And so there you go to I'm glad you found
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: us there, Tell a friend. And again, if the Canadians
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: and it does look like we're gonna get the Canadians
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: and the the Vegas Golden Knights, that'll be that'll be fun.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Will the Canadians and the drought Canada's long drought of
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: not winning the Stanley Cup, or where they have a
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: meltdown like every other Canadian team and collapse and tumble
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: and plummet to the depths of hell in the Stanley
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Cup final. Inquiring minds would like to know. Let's say
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: he load too, and we sucked at a time that
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: you can't suck.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: That's right, sucked from head to toe. Let's say a
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: load to swamp Billy. He's the guy that goes to
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: this last week. Remember we're gonna have the Octagon and
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: he didn't show up. Hello swamp Billy, Welcome.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Billy.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Swamp Billy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Is he gone again? You gotta be joking. Swamp Billy's online.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I see his name, he's on my but but he
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: hung up.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Bad job by him. Swamp Billy called back, swamp Billy,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: we were gonna have you get into it the octagon
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: of an all Tennessee matchup, and we got it all
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: set up, we were ready to go, and he didn't
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: show up. As a bad job by you.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And Blind SeaBASS is over there and he's like, hey,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I'm ready to go. And you never called swamp Billy
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and you left Blind SeaBASS hanging. You pull the jet
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: who fled?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Is what you pulled. It's a bad job by you. Anyway,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Let's say hello to any meanie miny moe, who do
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: we have u's anything's still online?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Let's let's say hello to James, who's in Ta Comba.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Hello James, welcome.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: So the last three days every sports radio is listened to,
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: whether it be Westwood One, Fox Sports, EASTID Radio, all everybody's.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Talking about is how.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Somebody Wednesday night overnight stole Jason Smith's chicken wings for
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: the refrigerator. Now, you, Cooper and Larder are not to sucks. Correct.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: First of all, I'm glad that you named every sports
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: radio company.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that, James. Very kind of you to do that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you to do that, but very kind
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: of you to do that.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Most people, which I probably shouldn't do that, but you
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: just did it anyway, So I appreciate that. And B
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: know anything about any chicken or anything involving Jason Smith.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: So I have no clue what you're talking.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: You haven't heard about chicken wing gait, No, I have not.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I stay in my lane. I don't. I don't really
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: pay attention.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: It's been a company company wide scandal. Oh yeah, what happened? Well,
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Monty messaged me first, I do believe. Well yeah, well now,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: but then there was like then there was that yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: but she was specifically asked somebody, did you and Coope
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: eat the chicken wings that were left in the fridge.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: Jason Smith left some chicken wings from Buffalo Wild Wings
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: in the fridge, about a dozen chicken wings. Somebody went
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: in there and ate all of them and left the
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: empty container in the fridge.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: We were accused, Lorena.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: And I accused.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, we did not eat it. We don't know who
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: ate it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: But so so, first of all, I would not, as
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: you know, you two know, I fast. I don't eat
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: at nights, so that would be that would also be
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: a situation. Also I work remotely occasionally, so that would
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: be a part of the situation. And this is a
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: very easy crime to solve because if you walk into
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: the kitchen at Fox Sports Radio, there is a camera
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: fixated on the kitchen.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: That's what I said. I said, why don't they just
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: look at the cameras if it's not a big deal.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Look And if this was, if this was like three
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: or four years ago, it would also be easy to
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: solve it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: It would have been Tom Looney.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well yeah, Looney Looney would eat anything, and
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: we you know you shouldn't. You can't leave any even
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: if put your name on it. He would still be yes,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: even still he has no shame in his game here.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I think, Uh, you know, of the staff, who do
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: you think did it? You want to you want to
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: out somebody that might have done it? What do you
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: think the crime?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: No, And in fact there was I mean, I don't
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: even know if this is supposed to be like put
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: out on the air, but well, I mean he talked
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: about it on the air, but there was a note
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: that was left by Jason Smith. I don't know if
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: that is supposed to be uh talking.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: About the angry note. Yes, set that is chicken. Why
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: would you leave chicken wings in the fridge though? At work?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Like it's a bunch of That's what I said.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of Neanderthals that work in this place,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: aside from the nice ladies, but you know the men,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: a bunch of Neans, So like, what are you doing?
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Seriously?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: And that remember when I think it was when Lorraina
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: started Eddie. Didn't Eddie eat some food?
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, no, I do understand.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: The edge of the counter is literally I have leftover food,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Please take it, so that that's pot luck.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I did put it exactly on the end of that counter,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: so I will give Eddie a pass. But in that
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: moment I was horribly upset.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's an invasion of your privacy. It's
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: your personal stuff. And when you're first starting overnights, the
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: food is the first thing that gets you through. You
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: You're like, I'm about to pass out. No I'm not.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: I'm going to put this ball of meat in my mouth.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: And then I didn't have it. It was a potato ball.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I understand.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It was uh from Porthos or something. I remember a
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: big scandal a big, big scandal. All right, Yeah, so
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I sorry that that happened to Jason Smith.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I guess I don't. I don't know. There's a couple
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: of people I would think would be one in particular
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: that I would think would be guilty. I don't know.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to name them right now. I don't
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: need to deal with HR. Although HR is off today,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: so I could get away with it for a day
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: and then get a call on Tuesday. I will choose
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: not to do that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Do you think it is? I don't know. I don't.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know anybody that works here anymore.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know many of the editors anymore. They've a
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: couple of guys left, and I see people and I
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: don't really know who they are. Like, I am like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: who are you? How did you say? Yeah?
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Same?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Are you supposed to be here? Like what are you doing?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I guess I could introduce myself to them, that would
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: be the proper thing to do, but I've chosen not
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: to do that at this point. So anyway, it is
• 34:00
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• 34:02
  Speaker 2: We are going to have the Insta advice Line unscreened radio,
• 34:08
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• 34:13
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• 34:17
  Speaker 2: cadavers who are about to get swept out of the
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Eastern Conference finals here, so we want to give advice
• 34:22
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• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Will take calls. It's unscreened radio, the safety net. I'll
• 34:26
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• 34:28
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• 34:33
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  Speaker 2: the Fifth Hour podcast from the weekend available for you
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  Speaker 2: on the iHeart app to make those Preset one, Preset two,
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  Speaker 2: Preset three again. That's Fox Sports Radio channel on the
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  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app, as well as the Ben Maler Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: and the Fifth Hour podcast all on the iHeart app.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank.
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  Speaker 1: You, Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
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  Speaker 3: Here were you talking to son?
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  Speaker 4: Here?
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  Speaker 5: Some intent advice? Hold that on. No one's paid attention
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  Speaker 5: to me for ten whole seconds.
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  Speaker 3: If they don't like it, sco you well, who needs
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  Speaker 3: our advice?
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  Speaker 2: In the wacky world of sports, the Cleveland the Cadavers.
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  Speaker 3: Are about to be eliminated from the playoffs. They've got
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  Speaker 3: the Knickerbockers in the NBA tonight and New York is
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  Speaker 3: a two and a half point road favorite in that game.
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  Speaker 3: They're getting all the money for whatever that's worth to
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  Speaker 3: take down Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: James Harden, though in particular the big pickup from the Clippers.
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  Speaker 2: James Harden has been a disaster in the playoffs, in
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  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter, in this series, in the fourth quarter
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  Speaker 2: and in overtime, you're shooting twenty seven percent. Caves have
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  Speaker 2: been outscored by over thirty points with Harden on the court.
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  Speaker 2: So what is your advice to the future Hall of
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  Speaker 2: Famer James Harden, known as the Beard At eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 2: to nine six sixty three sixty nine.
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  Speaker 3: You're live on the air. When you hear my voice,
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  Speaker 3: call early and often advice to James Harden on the
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  Speaker 3: Ben Malors Show. We'll start out with you on line one. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: line one, you're on the Airline one. Go that team
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  Speaker 3: already sucks. All right, please move away from the microphone.
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  Speaker 3: Ferg Dog. Let's go to you. Line two. Stay focused.
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  Speaker 3: We're giving advice to James Harden. Playoff. Harden has been activated. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: line two, Joe.
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  Speaker 4: Maury's up next.
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  Speaker 5: I got a call back.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta try to talk. Okay, all right, go away,
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  Speaker 3: go figure out his number. I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 3: on with that. Hello, Line three, you're on the airline
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  Speaker 3: that was blind Scott. Line three.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know everyone that calls to show all seven people.
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  Speaker 2: Hello line three.
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  Speaker 6: He's playing their games in the Kenney Atkinson Cinematic universe.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Let's see that's Jed who fled. I'm
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  Speaker 3: three for three. Line four, Line four, you're on the
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  Speaker 3: Airline four.
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  Speaker 5: Hellood, morning time.
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  Speaker 6: Hey James, when you get back to New York, gift
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  Speaker 6: you dude like a roughneck.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see that's Rick and Maryland. See I'm four for four.
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  Speaker 2: This is rather pathetic. Line five is on the air.
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  Speaker 2: We're giving advice to James Harden.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Line five, Bay, give a real job here. All right?
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  Speaker 3: That was hollering James. I believe upset with Cooper loop.
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  Speaker 3: I'm five for five, baby. I know everyone that calls
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  Speaker 3: this dumb show will join your last call on the show, James,
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  Speaker 3: Oh no you can't. Oh how dare you? Line six
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  Speaker 3: you're on the air. Line six. Hello, we're giving advice
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  Speaker 3: to James Harden. The line six you're on the air.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he'd be better playing for the Washington Jarals in
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  Speaker 6: the NBA.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's see, that was our guy from Iowa. I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm six for six right there. Line let's go back
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  Speaker 3: to line one. It's the instant advice line. We're giving
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  Speaker 3: advice to James Harden. The Cavaliers about to be swept
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  Speaker 3: out of the playoffs. This is live.
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  Speaker 2: Do not attempt us at home. We are trained professionals
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  Speaker 2: as we give advice here unscreened phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, line one, you're on.
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  Speaker 4: The air, Welcome, pick pick it with Poppy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: Line two, Hello, line two, No you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he's already was thinking about keeping the Angels, but
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  Speaker 2: now that this guy called up ferg Dog, he's now
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  Speaker 2: going to sell the team. That and the how the
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  Speaker 2: the moms soccer moms of Orange County who were out
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  Speaker 2: protesting Ardi Marino over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to you. Line three, you're on the Airline three.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, you gotta use some really good soap on that beard.
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  Speaker 6: Hair I must smell after a game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gotta be that's good point. That's gotta a
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  Speaker 3: lot of hygiene. You have a beard like that, you
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  Speaker 3: gotta take care of There's a lot of maintenance. Gotta
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  Speaker 3: put some oil in that, right. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a beard like that. I just I
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  Speaker 2: know I've had friends that have had beards like that.
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  Speaker 2: Line Let's go line five. Line five, you're on the
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  Speaker 2: Airline five.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, who needs the jersey at this problem?
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  Speaker 3: That's what he needs. He needs the Baba gnushan, the
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  Speaker 3: gabba ghoul is what he needs, and then he can
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  Speaker 3: move forward there.
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  Speaker 2: That'll certainly jazz him up, get him out of the doldrums.
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  Speaker 3: Line six, you're on the Airline six. It's the instant
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  Speaker 3: advice line unscreened radio for James Harden of Cleveland's basketball team. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: line six, if.
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  Speaker 6: You suck at a time that you're nost it's to suck.
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  Speaker 1: Should you try blowing?
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  Speaker 3: That's supermarket Steve with some interesting questions. Line one, you're
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  Speaker 3: on the Airline one. We're giving advice to James Harden.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Line line was not paying attention, so we'll go to
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  Speaker 3: line two. It's a mind bender.
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  Speaker 2: It's a live radio show. Is a long delayed dummies.
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  Speaker 2: Line two, you're on the airline too.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, all right, Line two sucks. We'll go to line three.
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  Speaker 3: I can't understand line too, so we'll go to line three.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, line three, please go lebron, Please take James Harden.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, don't ever sing again. So please, there's people
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  Speaker 3: that are trying to live their lives and you have
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  Speaker 3: come into their life and you have caused a lot
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  Speaker 3: of heartache. Hearing you say. Line let's go to line six,
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  Speaker 3: Line six. You're on the air. It's the instant advice
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  Speaker 3: line for James Harden. Hello, line six, line six, So everybody,
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  Speaker 3: your two hands should be playing defense from mon Scott
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  Speaker 3: gave up there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there's there's Jed who fled right there. We'll go
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  Speaker 2: to line let's go over to line two. Is ringing hello,
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  Speaker 2: line too.
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  Speaker 3: It's the instant advice line, line two for James Harden.
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  Speaker 2: Got oh, I know, I'll get Poppy up.
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  Speaker 3: All right, one more coob, A little hurry up, Pigott.
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  Speaker 3: Final call Line five, Line five. You're on the air.
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  Speaker 3: Line five for James Harden. Go line five. Let you
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  Speaker 3: down Line five.