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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to Like a Virgin. I'm Rose Damu. And
- 0:03Speaker 1: I'm Fran Tirado. And Rose, it's all wrong, but it's
- 0:07Speaker 1: all right. Y'all, we, as a community, survived gay 9-11. Well, 9-11. Wait,
- 0:16Speaker 1: the question is, do we say 9-11 the way Cait
- 0:18Speaker 1: Jenner says 9-11, or do we say 9-11 the way
- 0:20Speaker 1: Mariah Carey says 9-11? Well, this is Like a Virgin.
- 0:25Speaker 1: We say it like Caitlyn. We say it like Cait-
- 0:27Speaker 1: How did Mariah kind of, well, so Kate famously goes, well, 9-11.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Kind of like, I mean, I'm giving her a bit
- 0:35Speaker 1: of an accent. Yeah, she does have, your Kate has
- 0:38Speaker 1: a bit of a southern twang. Yeah, she's got a twang.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Almost like Dolly. She's got a twang. Where Mariah, she
- 0:43Speaker 1: says something to you. Okay, virgins, just for the lore.
- 0:47Speaker 1: The Kate video is a video, it's her in front
- 0:50Speaker 1: of a 9-11 memorial, question mark, or just in front
- 0:53Speaker 1: of a bunch of American flags? American flags on a
- 0:55Speaker 1: golf course, I believe. On a golf course. And she
- 0:57Speaker 1: just goes, 9-11. If you have not seen this video,
- 1:00Speaker 1: I don't know why you're listening to this podcast. And
- 1:03Speaker 1: then the Mariah Carey lore is that there is, she
- 1:08Speaker 1: was at a concert. Mariah Carey is famously not extremely
- 1:12Speaker 1: lucid during her concerts. And she's like, as we, as
- 1:15Speaker 1: we experienced when we saw her, as we experienced when
- 1:18Speaker 1: we saw her and as she is, as she deserves
- 1:20Speaker 1: to be. And famously the album glitter released on the
- 1:24Speaker 1: actual nine 11 and it greatly impacted the sales and
- 1:27Speaker 1: commercial success of the, of the album, the Mariah Carey
- 1:30Speaker 1: album glitter. And so in a kind of more recent
- 1:34Speaker 1: concert appearance, I believe she was talking about glitter and
- 1:37Speaker 1: the release of it. And she says, there's a bit,
- 1:40Speaker 1: there's a brief clip of her saying something like, well,
- 1:44Speaker 1: Nobody wants to talk about 9-11. And then you just
- 1:47Speaker 1: hear this, like, audible, like, the whole crowd is kind
- 1:51Speaker 1: of like, oh. It's like this audible remorse. Hasn't it
- 1:54Speaker 1: been enough time? A day after this episode releases, it
- 1:58Speaker 1: will have been 25 years since 9-11. Move on. I
- 2:03Speaker 1: say about, like, one of the greatest national tragedies this
- 2:07Speaker 1: country's ever had with loss of lives. Wait, oh my god,
- 2:11Speaker 1: this reminds me. I was having lunch with a friend
- 2:13Speaker 1: yesterday and we were talking about roleplay scenarios and how he,
- 2:19Speaker 1: I won't say his name because he doesn't listen to
- 2:20Speaker 1: this podcast, is kind of obsessed with watching 9-11 videos
- 2:25Speaker 1: of what happened during that day. What happened? And I
- 2:28Speaker 1: was like, well, what if you and your boyfriend did
- 2:30Speaker 1: a 9-11 roleplay where you're... Is this bad? Is this
- 2:35Speaker 1: should be Patreon only? No, no, no. Keep going. You're
- 2:39Speaker 1: not outing the person. We're not endorsing this. Well, no, no.
- 2:41Speaker 1: I mean, is it bad that I suggested this? Because
- 2:44Speaker 1: my suggestion was like, okay, so what if... I guess
- 2:45Speaker 1: you did endorse it. So what if like your two
- 2:48Speaker 1: office workers in the Twin Towers that have just been
- 2:50Speaker 1: hit and you realize you only have like 25 minutes
- 2:53Speaker 1: left to live and you have to fuck frantically to
- 2:56Speaker 1: sort of like, you know, have one last go. You
- 2:58Speaker 1: both jump off and you fuck. Yeah. And then my
- 3:02Speaker 1: other suggestion was that you role play as firefighters back
- 3:06Speaker 1: at the station after, you know, they've been out in
- 3:11Speaker 1: the city all day and they have sort of like
- 3:13Speaker 1: life affirming post tragedy sex. I will say that if
- 3:18Speaker 1: we're talking about the kind of rate of problematicness of
- 3:23Speaker 1: that proposition, I think I can, we can separate the
- 3:26Speaker 1: art from the artist. Yeah, I think. I think we
- 3:29Speaker 1: can say, just because you are platforming a piece of
- 3:34Speaker 1: art that is this 9-11 fan fiction does not mean
- 3:37Speaker 1: that we endorse it. And much like John Galliano for
- 3:41Speaker 1: the Met Museum... Wait, sorry, this was on the agenda,
- 3:45Speaker 1: but can we actually briefly... a talk about the Galeano
- 3:50Speaker 1: thing just for two minutes. I think it's actually up
- 3:52Speaker 1: our wheelhouse. Yeah, I think it's so craven that they
- 3:57Speaker 1: canceled it. I think it's such a bad decision. And
- 4:01Speaker 1: if you're not aware, the 2027 Met Gala was going
- 4:06Speaker 1: to be a retrospective on John Galeano's career. John Galeano
- 4:10Speaker 1: has a very... you know well recorded um history of
- 4:17Speaker 1: anti-semitic and anti-asian and anti-black remarks and anti-black remarks he
- 4:23Speaker 1: has been canceled rehabilitated canceled blah blah blah and this
- 4:30Speaker 1: um retrospective was going to both you know celebrate his
- 4:34Speaker 1: work and also reckon with his, you know, horrible behavior.
- 4:41Speaker 1: And last week it was announced that this will no
- 4:45Speaker 1: longer be happening. Galliano, you know, tried to make it
- 4:48Speaker 1: sound like he was the one who decided to bow out,
- 4:51Speaker 1: but there has been a lot of coverage about how
- 4:55Speaker 1: a lot of Met donors said they would, you know,
- 5:00Speaker 1: stop funding the Met and that they would not leave
- 5:03Speaker 1: their art to the Met after they died. And so
- 5:06Speaker 1: clearly it was like, okay, curtains for this. If you
- 5:10Speaker 1: want a deeper dive into it, I would definitely suggest
- 5:14Speaker 1: listening to the Every Outfit podcast. I really liked their
- 5:17Speaker 1: take on it, which I agree with, which is essentially
- 5:20Speaker 1: the point of museums is to not only showcase art,
- 5:26Speaker 1: but reckon with it in a historical, cultural, sociological context.
- 5:32Speaker 1: And this would have been a good chance to do that.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I don't think John Galliano is a good person, but
- 5:38Speaker 1: he has made a lot of incredible art that does
- 5:42Speaker 1: deserve to be seen up close and in conversation with
- 5:48Speaker 1: the harm that he has perpetrated. Yeah, I think that,
- 5:53Speaker 1: and if you want, honestly, a relatively alternative take that
- 5:58Speaker 1: is like a little bit in contrast to the Every
- 5:59Speaker 1: Outfit podcast, even though I will say I'm a bit
- 6:02Speaker 1: more on the Every Outfit side of this controversy, Eating
- 6:06Speaker 1: for Free by podcaster Joan Summers and Matt, I can't
- 6:13Speaker 1: remember his last name. Lawson. Lawson, thank you. Matthew Lawson.
- 6:17Speaker 1: They have a different take on it that I actually,
- 6:19Speaker 1: but they dig into the material in a much deeper way.
- 6:23Speaker 1: They kind of dig into the allegations. They dig into
- 6:25Speaker 1: like some of the other stuff. Oh, I need to
- 6:26Speaker 1: listen to that. It's really fascinating. And also, I mean,
- 6:29Speaker 1: the word on the street is that he has been
- 6:31Speaker 1: anti-Semitic Very recently. Boots, boots, boots, boots. That stuff doesn't
- 6:36Speaker 1: go away. No, it doesn't. And it doesn't just come
- 6:39Speaker 1: out because you're drunk. You can't blame... I know lots
- 6:43Speaker 1: of people that are alcoholics and drug addicts, and they're
- 6:47Speaker 1: not anti-Semites. You know what I mean?
- 6:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It's not a symptom of alcoholism. Drunk words are sober thoughts.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:56Speaker 1: But what this does mean ultimately is that we're going
- 6:58Speaker 1: to get a really half-assed Met Gala this year. Yeah,
- 7:02Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't realize this until every outfit pointed
- 7:06Speaker 1: it out, but this is now the second time that
- 7:09Speaker 1: Andrew Bolton has had to pull a Met Gala exhibition
- 7:13Speaker 1: out of his ass because Because of Galliano. Because the
- 7:16Speaker 1: Galliano exhibit was rejected. And you know, I, I, I
- 7:20Speaker 1: think that there are a few, I think the two
- 7:23Speaker 1: things that I'm thinking about all the time. Okay. Actually
- 7:26Speaker 1: three things, but the first is like, how, what are
- 7:31Speaker 1: the mental gymnastics that the board members and the powers
- 7:36Speaker 1: that be that are saying no to a Galeano exhibit
- 7:40Speaker 1: are like, how do they like absolutely not tolerate that?
- 7:45Speaker 1: And like, three years ago, like, building a fucking, like,
- 7:51Speaker 1: altar for Karl Lagerfeld. Like, Karl Lagerfeld was a, like,
- 7:56Speaker 1: living body fascist. Like, one of the, like, in his
- 8:00Speaker 1: prime and in his, like, so fucking racist, so fucking anti-Islamophobic,
- 8:05Speaker 1: so fucking fatphobic. Like, he, to me, is, like, is
- 8:09Speaker 1: so disgusting and he is, there's no shortage of Truly
- 8:14Speaker 1: disgusting people in fashion that we've built statues of, right?
- 8:18Speaker 1: I think the difference is that Karl Lagerfeld was dead,
- 8:22Speaker 1: so there is a little more grace given to the dead.
- 8:24Speaker 1: He also never had as public as a... As public
- 8:31Speaker 1: and as kind of targeted a cancellation as Galeano. Right,
- 8:36Speaker 1: he just has a lifetime of work being a racist,
- 8:39Speaker 1: being a bigot, and being a catphobe. Where like Galeano
- 8:43Speaker 1: had the decency to do it in private. No, I'm
- 8:45Speaker 1: just kidding. I do also think it's a symptom of
- 8:49Speaker 1: what I would call sort of like the Deborah Messing effect.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Who was allegedly on Fire Island during Doll Invasion. Oh
- 8:56Speaker 1: my God, I love that. But I think it's because
- 9:00Speaker 1: a lot of the donors who allegedly threatened to pull
- 9:04Speaker 1: their money, art donations, whatever, are Jewish. At a very
- 9:12Speaker 1: intense time for Judaism. At a very intense time for
- 9:17Speaker 1: Judaism and a time in which I think... Claims of anti-Semitism,
- 9:24Speaker 1: even though Galliano's anti-Semitism is real, but I do think
- 9:31Speaker 1: that specifically rich, powerful Zionist Jews are more comfortable than
- 9:37Speaker 1: ever using Zionism as a way to- Win an argument.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Using the threat of anti-Semitism or anti-Semitic behavior as a
- 9:49Speaker 1: way to get what they want. As a way to
- 9:52Speaker 1: make themselves feel oppressed. And the Eating for Free And
- 9:55Speaker 1: I say that as someone who's Jewish. So yes. And I,
- 9:58Speaker 1: I also say that as someone who is Jewish by ancestry, um, I, yeah,
- 10:03Speaker 1: the eating for free podcast dug into that a bit more,
- 10:06Speaker 1: but it, yeah, it is just a very interesting thing
- 10:08Speaker 1: because obviously spikes in sociocultural antisemitism are real, but they're
- 10:14Speaker 1: a consequence of Zionism conflating the, Jewish culture with Israel,
- 10:22Speaker 1: which is like not anyways, um, all that to say, uh, I,
- 10:28Speaker 1: that my biggest thing, I immediately thought about Karl Lagerfeld.
- 10:30Speaker 1: I immediately thought about all the exceptions that have been
- 10:32Speaker 1: made before Galeano. And I, yes, I'm a fan of
- 10:35Speaker 1: Galeano's work, but like, um, is he the hill? Is he,
- 10:40Speaker 1: I just like, I, I, I can't understand what got
- 10:44Speaker 1: them to, after a month of belabored, you know, um
- 10:51Speaker 1: anticipation of this exhibit to actually reverse it and for
- 10:55Speaker 1: to essentially cancel galliano again it's just an extreme in
- 10:58Speaker 1: a way that i find to be disturbing because when
- 11:03Speaker 1: i think about art it's so anti-intellectual it's so anti-art
- 11:08Speaker 1: yeah it's anti-art and i'm like look i'm like love
- 11:10Speaker 1: to cancel a bitch like i like it's so satisfying
- 11:13Speaker 1: and so satiating sure but like is it No, it's regression.
- 11:19Speaker 1: And it is, I think, more than anything, to me,
- 11:23Speaker 1: at least, another sign of the increasingly surveillance and censorship
- 11:37Speaker 1: culture that we live under. And, like, I'm not a
- 11:41Speaker 1: fashion historian. I would love to hear from a fashion historian, Gurley, on, like,
- 11:48Speaker 1: where does Galliano actually rank in terms of, like, designers
- 11:54Speaker 1: we should build statues and exhibitions around? Because, like, you know,
- 11:59Speaker 1: Alexander McQueen and also, like, Galliano, I think the exhibitions
- 12:06Speaker 1: and almost exhibitions that were mounted in them are a
- 12:09Speaker 1: product of Anna Wintourian favoritism. Yeah, well, she famously nurtured
- 12:16Speaker 1: Galeano through the beginning of his career. And she always,
- 12:19Speaker 1: whenever someone asks her what her favorite collection is, she
- 12:22Speaker 1: always says Galeano's, I think it's 92, the all-black collection,
- 12:29Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken. I definitely don't think we should
- 12:33Speaker 1: be building statues of him, but his You Cannot Deny
- 12:39Speaker 1: How important and influential and, sorry, fucking sickening his work is. And,
- 12:52Speaker 1: you know, this is like a little bit hypocritical of
- 12:54Speaker 1: me because I also wanted to mention in this episode
- 12:57Speaker 1: that we, despite what Fran has said, will not be
- 12:59Speaker 1: covering the new HBO Harry Potter show. Right, but that's different.
- 13:04Speaker 1: But it's a different platform. We're just transsexual podcasters. We're
- 13:09Speaker 1: not one of the oldest cultural institutions in this country
- 13:15Speaker 1: who are deciding what art should be shown rather than
- 13:21Speaker 1: letting people decide what to engage with themselves. Well, there's
- 13:25Speaker 1: also a very, very, very big difference between deplatforming and disenfranchising...
- 13:33Speaker 1: artists and cultural figures that are, that have done bad things,
- 13:38Speaker 1: but have shown contrition over a long period of time
- 13:42Speaker 1: and are no longer actively publicly contributing to violence or
- 13:47Speaker 1: hate versus JK Rowling, who is extremely actively funding and
- 13:52Speaker 1: creating architecture for anti-trans violence. Like that's, those are two
- 13:58Speaker 1: completely different things. Right. And I think that is like why,
- 14:01Speaker 1: There's been a complete lack of, I don't know, thought
- 14:08Speaker 1: put into the why. It's all anger. It's also really
- 14:12Speaker 1: funny to me that my former boss, Anna Wintour, was
- 14:15Speaker 1: dealing with Galeano Gate the same weekend that I was
- 14:17Speaker 1: dealing with Piss Gate over at Doll Invasion. Oh my god,
- 14:20Speaker 1: are we allowed to talk about Piss Gate on the podcast?
- 14:23Speaker 1: I can only speak about it journalistically, which we could
- 14:26Speaker 1: if we wanted to. Well, I do think we should
- 14:30Speaker 1: do a little Doll Invasion debrief. Doll debrief. Before we
- 14:34Speaker 1: get into Gay 9-11, we're a lot of preamble here.
- 14:36Speaker 1: This is really fun. Yeah. Doll Invasion was so much
- 14:41Speaker 1: fucking fun. Every year is the best year. This was,
- 14:47Speaker 1: you know, it just keeps getting better. I had so
- 14:50Speaker 1: much fun. It seemed like you were able to have
- 14:53Speaker 1: so much fun. I was, I got to enjoy multiple sets.
- 14:56Speaker 1: I got to enjoy almost every show. I felt like
- 15:01Speaker 1: I pretty much got to relax after like 6.15 every
- 15:06Speaker 1: day when the opening ceremony was over. Like I, and I, yeah,
- 15:12Speaker 1: I did a pretty good job at roaming around. I
- 15:14Speaker 1: think that I'm still bummed about little moments that I
- 15:17Speaker 1: miss here or there, little sets that I miss here
- 15:20Speaker 1: or there. However, like if I'm going to think about
- 15:24Speaker 1: some of my highlights, one of my highlights was kind
- 15:28Speaker 1: of group chatting and galvanizing all my girls to like
- 15:31Speaker 1: run to your closing pool set and to be your
- 15:36Speaker 1: booth bunny while you played a faggot remix of Ewan McGregor's,
- 15:42Speaker 1: your song from the movie Moulin Rouge. Yeah, that was major.
- 15:46Speaker 1: I also, I felt like the most sort of like,
- 15:50Speaker 1: communal and cathartic moment of that set was probably Midnight Sun.
- 15:58Speaker 1: That was great. It did feel like I knew I
- 16:01Speaker 1: wanted to play that towards the end of it because,
- 16:03Speaker 1: you know, summer isn't over yet. Yeah, summer is not
- 16:05Speaker 1: over yet, baby. We also both looked so good all weekend.
- 16:10Speaker 1: So good. I can't wait to see Justin's photo booth photos. Okay,
- 16:15Speaker 1: you know, Justin was like he said there was a
- 16:22Speaker 1: contest between who was the most photogenic, and the metric
- 16:28Speaker 1: was who had the most selects, and the winner of
- 16:32Speaker 1: the most selects was Rio Sofia. That doesn't surprise me.
- 16:37Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me, but the runner-up was Rose Damio. What? Yes!
- 16:44Speaker 1: Rose had the second most selects out of any subject
- 16:47Speaker 1: that Justin shot, and I believe he shot 40 or Yeah,
- 16:50Speaker 1: I really, I like was really in my bag during,
- 16:54Speaker 1: I don't know, usually like I feel much more awkward
- 16:57Speaker 1: in front of the camera, but I was, I also
- 17:00Speaker 1: think it's a testament to what Justin and Laurel did
- 17:06Speaker 1: in really dynamically using the space that we were in.
- 17:11Speaker 1: And also it was so amazing this year that glam
- 17:15Speaker 1: and the photo booth were in the same space and
- 17:17Speaker 1: you could go directly from glam to photos. It just
- 17:22Speaker 1: not having to worry about my makeup or like doing touch-ups.
- 17:26Speaker 1: It was incredible. It was sublime. It was really, really
- 17:30Speaker 1: fucking cool. I feel like there were so many different
- 17:36Speaker 1: pieces of our programming and the site map and what
- 17:39Speaker 1: we wanted to do with the space. that I wasn't
- 17:44Speaker 1: really sure we were going to get. And to be honest,
- 17:46Speaker 1: our venue partner said, yes, over in Oregon. And I
- 17:49Speaker 1: thought that was really fucking cool. So to take over
- 17:52Speaker 1: the inside of the pavilion with a photo booth and makeup,
- 17:55Speaker 1: it was really, really awesome. And that, I think, really
- 17:58Speaker 1: is what set this year apart from me more than
- 18:01Speaker 1: any other year, was that more than ever, it truly
- 18:05Speaker 1: felt like an invasion. Being on the dock and seeing...
- 18:12Speaker 1: every space full of dolls, like dolls sitting at the canteen,
- 18:16Speaker 1: eating chicken tenders, dolls upstairs of the pavilion, dolls at
- 18:21Speaker 1: the visitor center. Like it was just everywhere. And having
- 18:25Speaker 1: the doll check-in, you and Ita and Rio and me
- 18:29Speaker 1: at one point with megaphones, you know, welcoming everyone to
- 18:33Speaker 1: Transsexual Island. The island looked different in a way that
- 18:39Speaker 1: I think it, It has in years past, but it's
- 18:42Speaker 1: different because in years past, the parties have been at
- 18:46Speaker 1: houses that are further removed from that central hub of
- 18:49Speaker 1: the Pines. And this year, there was no escaping the
- 18:53Speaker 1: fact that the Dahls were invading. Yeah. I mean, like there's,
- 18:58Speaker 1: I said this before, there's obviously precedent for different kinds
- 19:01Speaker 1: of organizations like BAFA or that are like diversifying the
- 19:06Speaker 1: island and implanting programming in the island that does shift
- 19:09Speaker 1: the demographic for a day or two. But like I
- 19:12Speaker 1: was on Fire Island on Juneteenth this weekend and like
- 19:16Speaker 1: I was told that that's like one of the days
- 19:17Speaker 1: the island really changes and I did not really see that.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Like it just feels, felt so white still. And so
- 19:25Speaker 1: for Doll Invasion to not just be so, so, so transgender,
- 19:29Speaker 1: but also like, very black, very brown, very like, very
- 19:34Speaker 1: kind of like, um, unvarnished there, there was, there's no,
- 19:41Speaker 1: there's the thing about fire Island culture is like, it's
- 19:46Speaker 1: average Island goers and the powers that be are very
- 19:49Speaker 1: focused on property property is the only thing that really
- 19:53Speaker 1: matters and so there's this kind of like pomp and
- 19:57Speaker 1: circumstance that comes with being on the island that's just
- 19:59Speaker 1: very polite very boring very middle of the road and
- 20:03Speaker 1: doll invasion is so untethered It is such a punk entity.
- 20:08Speaker 1: We try to be so punk. It felt really punk
- 20:11Speaker 1: and it felt trashy in the best way. Yes. There's
- 20:16Speaker 1: a reason that we don't spend tons of money on
- 20:22Speaker 1: a huge build, on a concert setup, on exquisite lighting design.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Even though, yes, in years to come, we would love
- 20:32Speaker 1: for it to look better and better. we there's to us,
- 20:36Speaker 1: like there's no use in creating like perfect brand synchronicity
- 20:40Speaker 1: across all of our different quote unquote activations. Like it's
- 20:44Speaker 1: just not how we do things because we like it
- 20:47Speaker 1: to look like it in some ways, no frills. We
- 20:51Speaker 1: want it to look like stunty. We want it to
- 20:53Speaker 1: look like a world that's built, but it should still
- 20:57Speaker 1: look human made. Well, the stunts are like targeted and effective,
- 21:00Speaker 1: you know, having, having the, um, the promote transsexuality sign
- 21:06Speaker 1: at the Sayville Ferry. Before you even get on the
- 21:12Speaker 1: boat to go to the island, that world is already
- 21:15Speaker 1: being built. That is so much, I think, more effective
- 21:20Speaker 1: than doing a ton of production in a DJ booth
- 21:23Speaker 1: or something. It was creating a narrative and a journey.
- 21:28Speaker 1: It was almost like a transsexual odyssey. The odyshee. The odyshee!
- 21:35Speaker 1: And for those, okay, that haven't been on the internet,
- 21:37Speaker 1: we are going to summarize and not editorialize Pissgate. I
- 21:43Speaker 1: think you should take this because you know what can
- 21:45Speaker 1: be said and what cannot. And I am only doing
- 21:48Speaker 1: this because, you know, I have spoken to both parties
- 21:53Speaker 1: involved in this circumstance and I have also received a
- 21:57Speaker 1: lot of inquiry. I even got a journalist in my
- 22:01Speaker 1: emails asking for comment on Oh my God. Was it funny?
- 22:05Speaker 1: Was it fucking? That's not us. No, no. Was it
- 22:08Speaker 1: Ronan Farrow? Yeah. Oh, I wish. If it was, let
- 22:12Speaker 1: me tell you, if I wasn't a part of doll
- 22:14Speaker 1: invasion and I was working at them to us, I'd
- 22:16Speaker 1: be like, I'm on the case. James Factora, get over
- 22:19Speaker 1: there now. Yeah. But okay. Piss gate. So on Friday,
- 22:25Speaker 1: Charlene incarnate and Tyler Ashley mounted their renowned show, baby tea,
- 22:30Speaker 1: which has had residencies in Brooklyn residencies, It currently has
- 22:33Speaker 1: a residency in P-Town. It is a marathon of a
- 22:36Speaker 1: show wherein these two drag artists get progressively inebriated and
- 22:42Speaker 1: kind of do one number after another number after another
- 22:45Speaker 1: number after another number. With lots of mic chatter. Intermittently
- 22:49Speaker 1: yelling at each other on the mic. It's like my
- 22:52Speaker 1: favorite show, to be honest. It's so funny. And it's
- 22:56Speaker 1: very in the style of Tyler and Char, which is punk,
- 23:02Speaker 1: to be honest. Um, to, for, for, for, to put
- 23:05Speaker 1: it in a concise and, and, um, uh, sweeping way. Um,
- 23:11Speaker 1: and I was not present for this moment. Were you here?
- 23:14Speaker 1: Were you there when this happened? No, I have a
- 23:17Speaker 1: limited number of eyewitnesses on this moment. None of, none
- 23:20Speaker 1: of my production heads saw it. Um, it's only been
- 23:23Speaker 1: described to me and to others, but there's a moment
- 23:27Speaker 1: where Char is standing on, um, a platform over the,
- 23:32Speaker 1: that's like over the pool. And she pissed into a
- 23:36Speaker 1: one Willie Norris doll juice cup. Her and Tyler are
- 23:43Speaker 1: naked for a lot of the show. She pisses into
- 23:46Speaker 1: a cup. And there is, you know, a little kind
- 23:50Speaker 1: of maybe T-boy, maybe non-binary person that swims up. Tranimal vibes.
- 23:56Speaker 1: A little tranimal that swims up to Charre. And as
- 24:00Speaker 1: Char describes it, open their mouth up like a baby bird.
- 24:03Speaker 1: And Char, you know... Mama, mama, pee-pee. And Char, you know,
- 24:11Speaker 1: acquiesced the request and poured the piss into the baby
- 24:16Speaker 1: bird's mouth and did not really have great aim. And
- 24:22Speaker 1: a lot of the piss went into the pool. And
- 24:24Speaker 1: then also the person who drank the piss spat the
- 24:28Speaker 1: piss into the pool as well and began making out
- 24:31Speaker 1: with somebody. This became a huge issue on a health
- 24:37Speaker 1: code standard that I can't even properly summarize at this time.
- 24:45Speaker 1: And obviously Trist was mad about the health code element
- 24:49Speaker 1: of this. They had to empty the pool and clean
- 24:53Speaker 1: it or something like that. Which, honestly, they should be
- 24:57Speaker 1: doing anyway, considering what happens in that pool on a
- 25:00Speaker 1: daily basis. Well, Tyler Ashley had a quite, I'll say
- 25:05Speaker 1: a riveting recap of the entire scenario and just kind
- 25:09Speaker 1: of posits like, yes, do you not shock the pee-pee
- 25:14Speaker 1: poo-poo piss pool every day? But all that to say,
- 25:20Speaker 1: Tris ended up banning Charlene for the weekend. And a
- 25:25Speaker 1: decision that I told them I opposed, I had to,
- 25:29Speaker 1: we had to tell Char. But what has, I honestly,
- 25:36Speaker 1: when this all happened, you know, I won't speak for Char,
- 25:39Speaker 1: but it didn't really feel like it was like a
- 25:41Speaker 1: huge deal for any parties. But because of all the
- 25:47Speaker 1: chatter around it, Char and Tyler did end up making
- 25:51Speaker 1: public statements about it, which then turned it into a
- 25:54Speaker 1: kind of mythology that Terry Warren herself would be jealous of. Like,
- 26:00Speaker 1: this is the new drag invasion. Piss invasion. This is
- 26:04Speaker 1: piss invasion. It has become an actual movement in a
- 26:08Speaker 1: way that is like kind of funny. I'm not going
- 26:11Speaker 1: to lie. Yeah, because the last thing you want to
- 26:15Speaker 1: do with someone like Charlene is give her something to
- 26:21Speaker 1: carry about like this. Yeah, it's like, it is like a, yeah,
- 26:26Speaker 1: it's kind of that. It's also, you know, if you
- 26:29Speaker 1: really analyze it, it's kind of the baby bird's fault
- 26:33Speaker 1: because the baby bird should have just swallowed the piss. Yeah. Absolutely.
- 26:36Speaker 1: And then maybe we wouldn't have been in any of this.
- 26:39Speaker 1: What a horrible piss bottom. Like, if you can't swallow
- 26:42Speaker 1: the piss, get out of the pool. You should have
- 26:44Speaker 1: just swallowed the piss. But yeah, anyways, Mother was dealing
- 26:47Speaker 1: with Galeano Gay. I was dealing with Piss Gay. I
- 26:49Speaker 1: was trying to be a good PR girl and, you know,
- 26:54Speaker 1: liaise information between two sides of this controversy that Dolanvation is,
- 27:00Speaker 1: you know, the background of. And I was, you know, doing...
- 27:05Speaker 1: questionable things in the DJ booth, but that's for the Patreon. Yes,
- 27:09Speaker 1: that is for the Patreon. Anyways. Is it time to
- 27:15Speaker 1: discuss our fallen divas? Gay 9-11, yes. Gay 9-11. If
- 27:22Speaker 1: somehow you maybe have been in outer space or the
- 27:26Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean for the past two weeks, you
- 27:30Speaker 1: may not know that we lost two pillars of homosexuality
- 27:35Speaker 1: and transsexuality. We lost Dolly Parton, who passed away after
- 27:41Speaker 1: a brief battle with cancer at 80, and Tim Curry,
- 27:47Speaker 1: who also passed from... What? I'm not sure. Maybe also
- 27:52Speaker 1: ill health of some kind. Complications after a stroke. I mean,
- 27:55Speaker 1: he had a stroke a couple years ago. Yeah, I
- 27:57Speaker 1: believe he also was 80 years old, I think. Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 1: And not to mention, okay, just to say it, we
- 28:03Speaker 1: did also... Lou's famed racist Instagram backdrop designer, Yayoi Kusama.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Rest in Charlene's piss. Sorry. I'm sure that her estate
- 28:20Speaker 1: is going to have a field day reaching what is
- 28:24Speaker 1: Keith Haring levels of soulless licensing. Oh my God. We're
- 28:30Speaker 1: going to see Yayoi Kusama yogurt. Ruggable rugs. Yayoi Kusama
- 28:36Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner bags. Yayoi Kusama cold brew. Anyways, didn't mean
- 28:45Speaker 1: to interrupt. Yes. So divas were down across the world.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I was on a call, on a Zoom work call
- 28:59Speaker 1: that I wasn't paying attention to. saw on Twitter that
- 29:02Speaker 1: Dolly Parton had died, immediately went into my agency Slack
- 29:06Speaker 1: and said, I'm so sorry to tell everyone this, Dolly
- 29:10Speaker 1: Parton is dead. And I, you know, as someone who
- 29:17Speaker 1: dealt with a really big personal loss this summer, I
- 29:21Speaker 1: was both shocked and not really surprised by the actual
- 29:25Speaker 1: like physical, tangible grief I felt about, Over the passing
- 29:30Speaker 1: of this larger than life woman who I didn't know,
- 29:33Speaker 1: but did meet and interview twice. Right.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Twice. Twice.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Hadn't, Dolly Parton is, I think a, well, both of
- 29:45Speaker 1: these people for, I think both of us were, you know,
- 29:50Speaker 1: foundational architects of our, sense of selves, our taste in art, music, fashion, film,
- 30:05Speaker 1: whatever else Charlie's album was about. People who contributed so
- 30:11Speaker 1: much to the world, who literally changed the world for
- 30:18Speaker 1: us personally and on a grand scale. Dolly Parton is
- 30:21Speaker 1: one of the reasons why we have a COVID vaccine.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Tim Curtin, Tim Curtin, Tim Curry, Tim Curry trans so
- 30:32Speaker 1: many people. Yeah. It's that cannot be overstated. It's a,
- 30:39Speaker 1: and it was kind of cathartic to be on the internet,
- 30:47Speaker 1: specifically the day Dolly Parton died and, and to see,
- 30:51Speaker 1: to feel like we were mourning the, together as a world.
- 30:57Speaker 1: And I think specifically as a country. The day Dolly
- 31:00Speaker 1: Parton died was maybe the most American I've ever felt.
- 31:04Speaker 1: She really did make us... She was the embodiment of
- 31:08Speaker 1: all things good in America. The promise. The true promise
- 31:13Speaker 1: of America. Not the reality, obviously. The American dream is
- 31:16Speaker 1: a bit of a scam, a lie. And just to
- 31:20Speaker 1: see every... Every video, every tweet, every interview clip was
- 31:30Speaker 1: just so... This is a woman whose legend was true.
- 31:36Speaker 1: She was as kind and generous and talented and funny
- 31:43Speaker 1: and sexy. Brilliant, untouchable. As the mythology of her is.
- 31:49Speaker 1: She was real as fuck. she's had like so few
- 31:54Speaker 1: controversies to the extent that like, I mean, there is a, um,
- 31:59Speaker 1: a metric system, um, that the Q score, the Q score.
- 32:04Speaker 1: I talk about it all the time about it. It
- 32:07Speaker 1: is like, uh, um, a metric system that takes in
- 32:10Speaker 1: like marketing and entertainment industries, like, uh, um, ways of
- 32:15Speaker 1: like measuring familiarity and like mass appeal, uh, When it
- 32:19Speaker 1: comes to like celebrities and brands and Dolly Parton is
- 32:24Speaker 1: famously always the number two most beloved celebrity in America
- 32:32Speaker 1: next to like Adele. And anything like Tom Hanks. Did
- 32:36Speaker 1: you know that Dollywood, Dolly Parton's theme park was also
- 32:41Speaker 1: last year voted the number one theme park in the world?
- 32:45Speaker 1: I did not know that. But it makes sense because
- 32:48Speaker 1: of the Q score. And also, it's a really good
- 32:51Speaker 1: theme park. I've never been. Who's been there. And I
- 32:53Speaker 1: think we should go. Going in the immediate aftermath of
- 32:56Speaker 1: her passing, especially what if we went on Dolly Day?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Because apparently September 25th is going to be like Dolly
- 33:00Speaker 1: Memorial Day or something like that. That's coming up. Let's
- 33:04Speaker 1: book the tickets. Can you imagine what it must have
- 33:07Speaker 1: been like for the people at Dollywood the day that
- 33:10Speaker 1: Dolly Parton died? Like, did they make an announcement? Did everyone,
- 33:13Speaker 1: did they shut the park down? I literally. Literally would
- 33:17Speaker 1: love to know. There should be like a report on that, honestly.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Or like a documentary. I'm also realizing that Dolly Parton
- 33:24Speaker 1: Day is like a Manhattan specific thing. So I guess
- 33:27Speaker 1: it would make, I don't know what Dolly Parton, what
- 33:29Speaker 1: Dollywood is doing. We need a federal holiday. We need
- 33:31Speaker 1: a federal holiday. And I want her on money. She
- 33:36Speaker 1: should be on money. Well, everyone, okay, mind you, remember, sorry,
- 33:41Speaker 1: there's so many different things I want to say about
- 33:42Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. and also virgins, we will be doing a
- 33:47Speaker 1: deep dive episode on Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, wherein
- 33:50Speaker 1: we actually do some research prior and talk about the
- 33:54Speaker 1: different parts of their like lore and bodies of work.
- 33:57Speaker 1: But right now you're getting the off the cuff, off
- 33:59Speaker 1: the top of our head reactions to Dolly and Tim.
- 34:02Speaker 1: And I think a lot about how there was a
- 34:06Speaker 1: Confederate statue that was like, a lot of people were
- 34:11Speaker 1: trying to, get torn down in an online petition in 2020.
- 34:17Speaker 1: It was a Confederate statue in Tennessee of, I believe,
- 34:23Speaker 1: a Ku Klux Klan leader. Mind you, obviously 2020, a
- 34:28Speaker 1: deeply political time where a lot of statues were being
- 34:32Speaker 1: asked to be torn down or being protested. And eventually
- 34:37Speaker 1: there were calls to replace the statue with Dolly Parton.
- 34:42Speaker 1: which I think is funny. There should be a statue
- 34:45Speaker 1: of her in every American city. There should. But she
- 34:48Speaker 1: did decline that specific offer in 2020 to have a
- 34:52Speaker 1: statue erected in her honor. There was eventually a Dolly
- 34:57Speaker 1: Parton statue erected in Tennessee, I believe at a separate location. Oh, no, no, sorry.
- 35:03Speaker 1: This is a statue from 2009. Anyways, I want to
- 35:07Speaker 1: go to Dollywood. I would really love to go. But
- 35:10Speaker 1: I think that the, when to your, on your analysis
- 35:14Speaker 1: of like Dolly Parton in the American dream, I think
- 35:17Speaker 1: that if you could say that perhaps Dolly Parton's maybe
- 35:22Speaker 1: ugliest quality was that she was relatively apolitical. She was
- 35:26Speaker 1: deeply anti-politics. She did not endure. She did not like
- 35:33Speaker 1: never endorsed any, she didn't endorse Kamala, right? No, she
- 35:38Speaker 1: would never. I mean, um, did she endorse Joe Biden?
- 35:42Speaker 1: I feel like she, no, she, she literally never endorsed anyone.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Any president. Yeah. I was like calling. I was like, okay, no, no. Okay.
- 35:51Speaker 1: I was just making sure because I remember that there
- 35:53Speaker 1: was a lot of hangups around the fact that she
- 35:55Speaker 1: wouldn't really denounce Trump. I think she did release a
- 35:59Speaker 1: statement talking about what she stands for and how that
- 36:03Speaker 1: is in opposition to Trump. So she did throw her
- 36:07Speaker 1: weight behind something. Occasionally, But something that you need to
- 36:11Speaker 1: understand is that Dolly Parton, and I think if you
- 36:16Speaker 1: think about the film 9 to 5 and the movie
- 36:18Speaker 1: 9 to 5, really amplifies the apolitical nature of socialism,
- 36:26Speaker 1: the apolitical nature of what it means to stand behind
- 36:30Speaker 1: the working class. Comrade Dolly. Because the working class is.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Is a body of people that spans politics. There's lots
- 36:41Speaker 1: of Republicans that are members of the working class that
- 36:43Speaker 1: still deserve their right to work, their right to a
- 36:47Speaker 1: living wage, their right to not be second-class citizens. And
- 36:50Speaker 1: Dolly rallying behind causes that reach all people as opposed
- 36:55Speaker 1: to causes that specifically make Democrats happy, I think is
- 37:00Speaker 1: something that is unique to her, complex, of course. Anybody
- 37:04Speaker 1: can complexify that for me. but I think really fucking radical.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Dolly also, she put her money where her mouth was
- 37:12Speaker 1: because it's one thing to speak out and make your
- 37:15Speaker 1: position known and use your influence. But Dolly, I mean,
- 37:20Speaker 1: look at what she did with Dollywood. I actually just
- 37:24Speaker 1: watched a really good series Lindsay Ellis did kind of
- 37:30Speaker 1: coincidentally on Dolly that dropped just before her death And
- 37:36Speaker 1: she did a video about Dollywood, which was a pre-existing
- 37:39Speaker 1: theme park that Dolly wanted to create a theme park
- 37:44Speaker 1: in her hometown. And instead of creating one that would
- 37:49Speaker 1: compete with an existing theme park and run them out
- 37:51Speaker 1: of business, she decided to partner with them so that
- 37:55Speaker 1: everyone could be successful and make money. And Dollywood went
- 37:59Speaker 1: on to completely revitalize the economy and create an economy
- 38:04Speaker 1: that in her hometown that exists today. Dollywood employs more
- 38:10Speaker 1: than 4,000 people in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. She created a
- 38:14Speaker 1: whole economy. Dolly was a working class hero.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Yes.
- 38:19Speaker 1: And she also for 30 years has run a literacy
- 38:23Speaker 1: program called the Imagination Library that has donated hundreds, wait,
- 38:28Speaker 1: What is it? Hundreds of millions. Over 300 million books. Yes.
- 38:33Speaker 1: To children worldwide because her siblings and her cousins and
- 38:37Speaker 1: her family growing up were not literate. And that was
- 38:40Speaker 1: a cause that was so dear to her heart. It's
- 38:43Speaker 1: something that causes that people don't think about, causes that
- 38:48Speaker 1: people don't consider because they're not thinking about people in
- 38:52Speaker 1: these parts of the country. Her ability to actually humanize
- 38:58Speaker 1: a um a demographic that is often associated with republicans
- 39:03Speaker 1: often associated with conservatism and with hatred and to say
- 39:07Speaker 1: like these people are my people are my people deserve
- 39:11Speaker 1: rights to their members of the working class they've been
- 39:13Speaker 1: they've been shoved to the margins in a completely different
- 39:16Speaker 1: way i think it's really sickening um and i i
- 39:20Speaker 1: think that her you know we when um Dolly donated like,
- 39:26Speaker 1: you know, a million or more to the COVID vaccine.
- 39:30Speaker 1: that to me was just exactly in line with who
- 39:33Speaker 1: she is. She is throwing her weight into an apolitical cause,
- 39:39Speaker 1: a cause that affects and impacts everyone. And it literally
- 39:44Speaker 1: happened because she's friends with her dentist, Dr. Najee Abumrad,
- 39:52Speaker 1: who treated her after a car accident in 2013. And hilariously, Dr.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Abumrad is the father of Jada Abumrad, who is the
- 40:02Speaker 1: MacArthur Genius Grant winning radio journalist behind Radiolab at WNYC,
- 40:09Speaker 1: which is what then inspired the greatest audio series I've
- 40:15Speaker 1: ever listened to in my entire life. Dolly Parton's America.
- 40:19Speaker 1: So incredible. The best archiving and analysis of Dolly Parton's
- 40:24Speaker 1: work and standing in the culture. If you have not
- 40:27Speaker 1: listened to it and you've never listened to, if you're
- 40:30Speaker 1: not that familiar with Dolly Parton or you want to
- 40:32Speaker 1: start somewhere, it's a nine-part series. It's the perfect, perfect
- 40:36Speaker 1: place to start. It's so well-researched. Dolly Parton appears on it.
- 40:40Speaker 1: The interviews are good. It's really fascinating. And really emotional. Yeah.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Really personal stories. It's very like, it's not just journalism.
- 40:49Speaker 1: It's like, it's like essays. It's like, this is why
- 40:51Speaker 1: these songs are gay. This is why she's maybe a
- 40:54Speaker 1: feminist and maybe not a feminist. Like it really goes
- 40:56Speaker 1: there beyond the history. It was crazy. Both, you know, Dolly,
- 41:04Speaker 1: it truly felt like everyone in my life had some
- 41:07Speaker 1: kind of personal relationship to her, you know, like more
- 41:12Speaker 1: so than just like, oh, I like her music. it
- 41:15Speaker 1: felt like everyone I knew felt connected to her in
- 41:20Speaker 1: some way. And Tim Curry as well. And whether it
- 41:24Speaker 1: was through her music, her films, his films, her, you know,
- 41:31Speaker 1: her philanthropy, his sort of cuntiness, you know, these were
- 41:38Speaker 1: two figures who had all, always existed in my life.
- 41:45Speaker 1: And it is just so strange to be in a
- 41:50Speaker 1: world without them. Before we chat a bit about Tim Curry,
- 41:55Speaker 1: I want to know, like, what are your favorite Dolly songs?
- 41:58Speaker 1: My number one is My Tennessee Mountain Home. It's, you know,
- 42:03Speaker 1: such a, like, folksy Appalachian song. And at Dollywood, there
- 42:09Speaker 1: is a recreation of Dolly's childhood home that you can visit.
- 42:13Speaker 1: And so I just like every time I listen to
- 42:16Speaker 1: that song, I see that in my mind and think
- 42:19Speaker 1: about her roots and where she came from. And I
- 42:23Speaker 1: just find it really fascinating. I also really love Islands
- 42:26Speaker 1: in the Stream, 9 to 5, obviously. Love is like
- 42:31Speaker 1: a butterfly. Dolly is, you know, it's a very beautiful song.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Butterflies were, you know, Dolly's favorite animal and kind of
- 42:40Speaker 1: one of her emblems. They were also my grandma's favorite animal.
- 42:43Speaker 1: So like that is really meaningful to me. In fact,
- 42:47Speaker 1: on Fire Island where lots of butterflies congregate, one day
- 42:51Speaker 1: I was walking back to one of the staff houses
- 42:56Speaker 1: from the party and I was taking a selfie and
- 42:59Speaker 1: thinking about my grandma and a butterfly landed on me
- 43:04Speaker 1: mid selfie. It was just, and I immediately started crying.
- 43:09Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite Dolly songs? Um, I
- 43:13Speaker 1: love Love is Like a Butterfly. I also obviously love
- 43:16Speaker 1: 9 to 5. I think 9 to 5 is probably
- 43:18Speaker 1: in my top three. The first song that came to
- 43:23Speaker 1: mind was also Tennessee Mountain Home. I love, love, love, love,
- 43:26Speaker 1: love that song. I love all of her songs that
- 43:29Speaker 1: have a.
- 43:32Speaker 1: I love any sort of, like, yodeling song. Like, I
- 43:35Speaker 1: love Mule Skinner Blues. And I think that there's a
- 43:40Speaker 1: kind of... you know, decades later successor to Mule Skinner
- 43:44Speaker 1: Blues called I'm Gone that Dolly does on a more
- 43:48Speaker 1: recent album that I think is really incredible. I think
- 43:51Speaker 1: that Light of a Clear Blue Morning. Such a beautiful song.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I think that song and maybe like Here You Come
- 43:58Speaker 1: Again kind of have the same kind of Tennessee mountain
- 44:03Speaker 1: home like hope. There's like such an optimism to Dolly's
- 44:09Speaker 1: later work. which, you know, if you listen to Radiolab,
- 44:13Speaker 1: you learn a lot about how her first, like, you know, five,
- 44:17Speaker 1: 10 years of songwriting were like deeply sad, deeply suicidal music,
- 44:23Speaker 1: like really, really tragic archiving of stories that were hers
- 44:29Speaker 1: and others in the lineage of bluegrass music and music
- 44:36Speaker 1: of her, of the mountains. Um, but yeah, I love
- 44:40Speaker 1: the optimism of where, what she's known for of what
- 44:44Speaker 1: her music is known for now. And I think that
- 44:46Speaker 1: it's a wrong, but it's all right. Comes to mind, baby.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I'm burning comes to mind. Um, yeah, I, I love
- 44:54Speaker 1: two doors down. Yeah. I've been updating my Dolly Parton, um,
- 45:03Speaker 1: playlist for sure it's there's a good there's a good
- 45:06Speaker 1: uh rolling stone playlist i've been listening to which is
- 45:10Speaker 1: dolly parton's 50 greatest songs and i think it's like
- 45:14Speaker 1: it's oh pretty good it's like not like a greatest
- 45:17Speaker 1: hits it's very much like from a you know a
- 45:21Speaker 1: True musical perspective. Oh, I'm going to find that now. Dolly,
- 45:26Speaker 1: we will always love you. And we will be doing
- 45:29Speaker 1: a much more extensive deep dive on Dolly on Patreon.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Not because we want to, you know, pay well our
- 45:37Speaker 1: thoughts about her, but because we want to do, you know,
- 45:40Speaker 1: something that is deeply researched and considered. And we want
- 45:44Speaker 1: to spend a lot of time on it, honestly. More
- 45:46Speaker 1: than an hour on both of these titans. Yes, so
- 45:50Speaker 1: moving on to Tim Curry, it's kind of crazy how
- 46:02Speaker 1: meaningful he was to me in ways that I didn't
- 46:05Speaker 1: even really understand. I said this when he died, but
- 46:10Speaker 1: seeing him in Rocky Horror, which I saw at such
- 46:13Speaker 1: a young age, I think I was 11, it was
- 46:17Speaker 1: the first time I... understood what gender deviance was, you know? Yeah.
- 46:25Speaker 1: And not only that it existed, but that it was
- 46:28Speaker 1: hot as fuck. Yeah. He was always giving sex. Like,
- 46:33Speaker 1: not just in Rocky Horror, but like, honestly, in Legend,
- 46:38Speaker 1: which we just watched last night, when he played Satan,
- 46:41Speaker 1: he's giving sex. He's giving sex in Annie as Rooster.
- 46:45Speaker 1: He's giving sex as the goop monster in Fern Gulley. Texas.
- 46:51Speaker 1: He has a kind of, I'm just Googling Tim Curry roles.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Mind you, again, we're doing the deep research version of
- 46:58Speaker 1: this behind a Patreon wall. This is our kind of-
- 47:01Speaker 1: Even as Pennywise, I thought he was kind of- Okay.
- 47:05Speaker 1: All right. I can make a case. That's just a
- 47:07Speaker 1: you thing. I can make a case. But yeah, he
- 47:10Speaker 1: had the, there's a, it's honestly intrinsic in his closeted homosexuality,
- 47:16Speaker 1: but like the, there's a va-va-voom that he brought to
- 47:21Speaker 1: every role, every voice acting work that was a little sexy, temptress.
- 47:29Speaker 1: I want to, I don't want to say sassy. I
- 47:31Speaker 1: think that's not complex enough a word. Mischievous. He was,
- 47:36Speaker 1: he was very much a trickster archetype. You know, he,
- 47:40Speaker 1: he was also like, I mean, it's very appropriate that
- 47:44Speaker 1: he played Pennywise and it like he was a jest.
- 47:47Speaker 1: He was a jester. He was a, a clown in
- 47:50Speaker 1: sort of, I think this in like almost like the
- 47:54Speaker 1: Comedia del Arte kind of legacy, you know, like this,
- 47:57Speaker 1: this archetypical sexual mischievous trickster who fell on some weird
- 48:06Speaker 1: gender space where he was like, seemed to be very
- 48:09Speaker 1: in touch with his femininity, but also incredibly masculine and,
- 48:13Speaker 1: That's it. It's the feminine. It's the divine. It's access
- 48:16Speaker 1: to the divine feminine. Access to a divine feminine in
- 48:19Speaker 1: a way that did not inhinge on his masculinity, but
- 48:26Speaker 1: actually only enhanced it. Yes. And in the 70s and 80s,
- 48:31Speaker 1: no less. I mean, I know that was like boom
- 48:32Speaker 1: of like sexual liberation, etc. Well, he kind of famously
- 48:37Speaker 1: in his memoir, the only thing he's ever said about
- 48:39Speaker 1: his sexuality was it was the 70s. Right. Right. Right. And,
- 48:44Speaker 1: you know, he deserves to be as closeted as he wants,
- 48:49Speaker 1: which is, you know, and we'll respect that. It was
- 48:52Speaker 1: a glass closet. It was a glass closet. That's the thing.
- 48:55Speaker 1: He was Anderson Cooper-ing and like we respect him by
- 48:58Speaker 1: saying that's a fag, Mary. But, okay, what can we
- 49:04Speaker 1: say about, I don't think we need to spend too
- 49:07Speaker 1: much time on it, but like we just watched Legend
- 49:09Speaker 1: last night. So let's tell the virgins what that's all about.
- 49:12Speaker 1: really kind of cuckoo movie. Yeah, I hadn't seen it
- 49:16Speaker 1: in a while, and I suggested it for our movie
- 49:19Speaker 1: night last night. Cause it felt like a good group watch.
- 49:22Speaker 1: And I do think it was because it's, it's, it's
- 49:25Speaker 1: so talkable over. It's unfortunate that we're on a weed
- 49:29Speaker 1: cleanse right now, but it would have been great. Hi.
- 49:33Speaker 1: It is no plot, just vibes. One of the most
- 49:36Speaker 1: beautiful movies I've ever seen in quarantine. incredible practical effects
- 49:41Speaker 1: shot entirely on a soundstage they must have used like
- 49:44Speaker 1: a metric ton of glitter the amount of glitter in
- 49:50Speaker 1: the air on people's faces glitter tears glitter in.
- 49:55Speaker 2: The food glitter in the snow oh my god you
- 49:58Speaker 2: know and girl it was the 80s so you know
- 50:00Speaker 2: they did not have biodegradable glitter back then so like
- 50:03Speaker 2: that glitter was salted to the salt to the motherfucking
- 50:06Speaker 2: earth of Wherever they were, like, it was so not right.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Okay, well, I think I joked last night that they
- 50:13Speaker 1: probably had to burn the studio down after shooting only
- 50:16Speaker 1: to discover... Is it shot in New Zealand or something? No,
- 50:19Speaker 1: only to discover that in 1984, with 10 days left
- 50:25Speaker 1: of filming on the soundstage, the entire set burned down
- 50:29Speaker 1: during a lunch break. What? According to Wikipedia, reportedly flames
- 50:34Speaker 1: from the set fire leapt more than 100 feet into
- 50:37Speaker 1: the air and the clouds of smoke could be seen
- 50:39Speaker 1: five miles away. It occurred during lunchtime and no one
- 50:42Speaker 1: was hurt. Ridley Scott, the director, quickly made changes to
- 50:45Speaker 1: the shooting schedule and only lost three days moving to
- 50:48Speaker 1: another soundstage. What? So I guess those clouds of smoke
- 50:53Speaker 1: were probably very sparkly. Come on, practical effects. Okay. Okay.
- 50:59Speaker 1: That was my favorite thing, actually, about watching Legend, even
- 51:01Speaker 1: though it literally had no plot. It was a beautiful,
- 51:05Speaker 1: beautiful fucking film to watch. If you are a fan
- 51:08Speaker 1: of practical effects, if you're a fan of. Any sort of...
- 51:13Speaker 1: If you're a fan of Tom Cruise's thighs. Oh my God. Wait,
- 51:16Speaker 1: we'll get to the Tom Cruise. But if you're a
- 51:18Speaker 1: fan of any sort of puppets, it's a very... Jim
- 51:21Speaker 1: Henson vibes. Amazing puppetry and special effects makeup. Very dark
- 51:26Speaker 1: crystal vibes. I felt like... And also it all takes
- 51:31Speaker 1: place in like a mystical forest filled with like glitter
- 51:34Speaker 1: and debris. I felt like at any moment, at any moment, Rose,
- 51:38Speaker 1: you would hear.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Alessandro Michel. Like, it felt like just this beautiful, like,
- 51:48Speaker 1: Alessandro-era Gucci ad. Especially with the brows. The brows of
- 51:54Speaker 1: the characters. It's very much a fever dream of a film.
- 51:58Speaker 1: It's funny that there's, like, no plot because, you know,
- 52:03Speaker 1: based on the research I did, the initial script that
- 52:08Speaker 1: Ridley Scott worked on with William Shortsburg was actually... very
- 52:14Speaker 1: kind of overstuffed with narrative and they decided to like
- 52:19Speaker 1: cut it all out and make it basically just vibes.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Love that. And I think that Tom Cruise has since
- 52:26Speaker 1: then complained about that. He, he, I mean, he was
- 52:30Speaker 1: only like two years into his career. Okay. This is
- 52:32Speaker 1: like a ride around risky business. But Tom Cruise, who
- 52:35Speaker 1: is five, seven, by the way, complained about not being
- 52:39Speaker 1: involved in the development. I was like, girl, you were 22. Like,
- 52:42Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. But he is so beautiful in
- 52:46Speaker 1: this fucking movie. He's like the platonic ideal of a
- 52:50Speaker 1: twink in this film. Well, okay. Actually, I think he's
- 52:54Speaker 1: a little more complex. He is the perfect twink. And
- 52:57Speaker 1: yet he has these Neanderthal eyebrows. And he has his
- 53:04Speaker 1: pre-transition teeth. Yeah, his original kind of busted teeth. He
- 53:10Speaker 1: looks like a gopher. But it's so charming. In a
- 53:13Speaker 1: hot way. It's so hot. His teeth look amazing. His
- 53:17Speaker 1: brows look amazing. And he's so innocent and earnest. And
- 53:20Speaker 1: he keeps squatting down in his little chainmail dress with
- 53:24Speaker 1: his meaty ass thighs touching the ground. And can I
- 53:27Speaker 1: also say, not good acting. No, kind of from anyone
- 53:34Speaker 1: except Tim Curry. Tim Curry was perfect. Well, and also
- 53:38Speaker 1: the look. is so iconic he's in this incredible uh
- 53:45Speaker 1: you know prosthetic devil look which took five and a
- 53:48Speaker 1: half hours to apply he had to uh take an
- 53:52Speaker 1: hour-long bath every day to melt the spirit gum off
- 53:56Speaker 1: and apparently one day he was so claustrophobic that he
- 54:00Speaker 1: just ripped it off and damaged his skin and then
- 54:02Speaker 1: ridley scott had to shoot around him for like a
- 54:06Speaker 1: week oh my god that is a Jim Carrey in
- 54:10Speaker 1: the Grinch levels of body horror via prosthetics. I also
- 54:15Speaker 1: thought it was very interesting. I saw that there was
- 54:17Speaker 1: apparently an alternate ending in which the two main characters, Lily,
- 54:23Speaker 1: who's played by Mia Sara, who you might know as
- 54:28Speaker 1: Sloane in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. In the alternate ending,
- 54:34Speaker 1: I guess... jack who's tom cruise's character tries to make
- 54:39Speaker 1: her believe that everything that happened was a dream and
- 54:43Speaker 1: even though they confess their love for each other they
- 54:46Speaker 1: break up and um go their separate ways never to
- 54:51Speaker 1: be never to be seen again kind of like uh
- 54:54Speaker 1: oh you know this was a a love that lasted
- 54:56Speaker 1: only a season not a lifetime i prefer that ending
- 55:00Speaker 1: honestly i do too i think that's more complex i
- 55:02Speaker 1: like that um I want to say also on the
- 55:07Speaker 1: practical effects of it all that last night when we
- 55:12Speaker 1: were watching it, we kept complaining about Marvel movies and
- 55:14Speaker 1: how Marvel wishes they could look like this. You know
- 55:19Speaker 1: what I mean? Because any contemporary movies that overuse CGI,
- 55:25Speaker 1: they're dated by the time they come to streaming. Yes.
- 55:29Speaker 1: If you, in the year 2026... released a film that
- 55:34Speaker 1: looked like this, that looked like puppets, like real goo.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Like that's the thing is like villains are not covered
- 55:41Speaker 1: in goo the way they used to be. Not like,
- 55:44Speaker 1: not like Meg, the swamp monster, Meg, the swamp lady,
- 55:47Speaker 1: the lady, the swamp trans icon who had, but, uh, uh,
- 55:52Speaker 1: had about 40 seconds of screen time. Well, there, there's
- 55:55Speaker 1: something too soon. There's something about the, the practical effects and, and,
- 56:02Speaker 1: and soundstage sets where they create this hyper reality that
- 56:08Speaker 1: is so artificial. It looks, it like holds up as real. It,
- 56:15Speaker 1: it like outlasts its artificiality. It is like, it's, it's
- 56:20Speaker 1: gone so far into this hyper realism and almost surrealism
- 56:26Speaker 1: that it becomes, like truer than anything a computer could
- 56:32Speaker 1: create that's why the Odyssey was so good you know
- 56:36Speaker 1: I know that nobody has Odyssey budgets but like what
- 56:39Speaker 1: as in Hollywood what would it I have no idea
- 56:42Speaker 1: like what it would look like for us to like
- 56:44Speaker 1: reinvest in a kind of artistry that clearly everyone loves
- 56:49Speaker 1: respects and misses in the face of like really nasty
- 56:54Speaker 1: soulless AI and CGI and It's one of the things
- 56:58Speaker 1: that frustrated me about Camp Miasma because you had the
- 57:01Speaker 1: hand-painted sets on one hand and then all the CGI gore. Yeah.
- 57:06Speaker 1: And I don't know the economics of practical effects and
- 57:09Speaker 1: all that. I would love for somebody to explain it.
- 57:10Speaker 1: They're so much more expensive. That's the thing. It made
- 57:14Speaker 1: me think a bit, Rose. I wonder if you have
- 57:15Speaker 1: anything to say about this. It made me think a
- 57:17Speaker 1: lot about Netflix's 2019 reboot of The Dark Crystal. This
- 57:25Speaker 1: is like back when Netflix had, sorry, I'll say it,
- 57:29Speaker 1: much more monopoly money. They were like burning cash in
- 57:33Speaker 1: pyres and they were doing truly anything that creatively excited them.
- 57:38Speaker 1: And something that they did that was really fucking cool
- 57:40Speaker 1: was like invest in Jim Henson level puppetry and stop motion,
- 57:47Speaker 1: question mark, was it? Is it so much, but just invest. No,
- 57:51Speaker 1: I think it's just, I think no, because it's just puppets.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Dark crystal is just a mix of live action and puppetry. So,
- 57:56Speaker 1: but like reinvested in puppetry and in the practical effects
- 58:00Speaker 1: of this era of fantasy at a time that no
- 58:04Speaker 1: one's really making movies that look like that anymore. And
- 58:07Speaker 1: I understand that from, from what I understand, it was
- 58:10Speaker 1: a flop. No one watched it. But I also know
- 58:14Speaker 1: that like, it's this, beautiful artistry that like people really
- 58:19Speaker 1: like crave and miss. We as a culture yearn for
- 58:23Speaker 1: things that look like we can actually touch them. Yeah.
- 58:27Speaker 1: And it's like, now I want to watch this. Honestly,
- 58:29Speaker 1: I never watched it. Um, I watched, I think the
- 58:31Speaker 1: first episode and nothing else. Hmm. Yeah. I think I'm like, I,
- 58:36Speaker 1: I think I really, I would really be interested if,
- 58:41Speaker 1: if marketed properly, like what would like a film look
- 58:43Speaker 1: like that look like again? Um, I have a question
- 58:46Speaker 1: for the virgins. Obviously, Rose and I are going to
- 58:50Speaker 1: have an easy time watching through most of Dolly Parton's
- 58:56Speaker 1: film appearances. It's a shorter list. Tim Curry has a
- 59:01Speaker 1: very long, long prolific list of voice acting. I think
- 59:05Speaker 1: we can talk about the easy things like Rocky Horror
- 59:08Speaker 1: and like home alone 2 and like it which i've
- 59:11Speaker 1: actually never seen oh girl i know i want to
- 59:14Speaker 1: watch it i'm excited the it series um but i
- 59:17Speaker 1: want to know virgins what is your quintessential tim curry
- 59:23Speaker 1: media like is it wild thornberrys Is it some random
- 59:26Speaker 1: cartoon we've never heard of? Is it The Worst Witch,
- 59:29Speaker 1: where he plays the, like, Grand High Wizard and flies
- 59:33Speaker 1: over a bunch of people? Is it the Titanic miniseries
- 59:39Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with the Kate Winslet-Lita Caprio
- 59:44Speaker 1: Titanic starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, I think? I can't remember. Just
- 59:49Speaker 1: drop in the comments. Tell us what it is. Tell
- 59:51Speaker 1: us what your, I think we want to know, like,
- 59:53Speaker 1: what's your favorite Dolly Parton song? What's your favorite Tim
- 59:57Speaker 1: Curry performance? What did, what did these people mean to you?
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: And then we'll dig into it. And then we will
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: dig into it on the Patreon. Um, what is, I mean,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: should we, is that a good place to wrap it
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: up for today? I think it is. Um, I think
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: that the virgins should know that, um, oh, we do
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: have an announcement about Harry Potter. Oh yes. Well, I mean, as, as,
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: as we said earlier, we, we will not be covering
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: the series even in a, you know, trolly way. It's just,
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: it's not, not happening. Yeah. I had previously kind of, um, um,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: floated the idea several times, unfortunately, um, Because I do
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: like making fun of things I hate. However, as a podcast,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: we've decided to not give it one single breath of air.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: So we're not going to talk about it. We're divesting
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: from the Harry Potter industrial complex. We are. We are
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: divesting from the Harry Potter industrial complex. We're not even
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: going to talk about the trailers anymore. We will talk
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: about controversy. I think we'll talk about like trans related
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: news surrounding Harry Potter and but you're not going to
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: catch us talking about the cultural object of this new series. No,
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: and also the trailer looks like shit, so why would
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: we even say about it anyway? What is there to say?
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: But some upcoming things we will be talking about. We
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: are officially going to Orlando for Halloween Horror Nights, so
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: look forward to that. We'll definitely be doing lots of
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: spooky content around Halloween. I've got some new dolls I
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: want to talk about. I also, in addition to my
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: X-Men comics journey I'm on now, I just rewatched every
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: Batman movie. And I'm starting to get back into the
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: 90s Batman animated series. And I want to do some
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: comic reading as well. I wonder if it's giving Patreon.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: I think we should do a Batman deep dive. I
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: could absolutely do a whole Batman episode. There's so much
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: to say. Will you send me some syllabus on that?
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I will. So I asked my– kind of the way
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: that this happened is I got really into the super
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: bat ship, which is people who ship Superman and Batman,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: and started reading a bunch of fanfic. And so I
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: asked my good friend Princess Weeks, who's a very prolific YouTuber,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: go check her out. And she's a really big DC head.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: and I told her based on my interest in Batman
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: and Superman's relationship, I asked her for a syllabus of Batman,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Superman media across different types of, um, what's the word
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: I'm looking for? Uh, just mediums, mediums, mediums. So she
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: recommended a bunch of comic arcs, uh, episodes of animated
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: series animated movies I heard Lego Batman is pretty good
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: have I seen Lego Batman I heard the Lego Batman
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: movie is pretty good I might have watched it like
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: with a child in my life. And we, and as
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: a podcast, we've talked about Harley Quinn before, which is
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: like one of our favorite Batman media. Although it did.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: So it did wane in. So look out for, for
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: a Batman episode. In addition to our gay nine 11
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: deep dive on patron, make sure that you're subscribed to
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: our patron patron.com slash like a virgin. We do two
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: monthly bonus episodes that are, highly researched deep dives into
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: these pieces of culture, very much like we were doing
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: in kind of the original run of the show. Uh,
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: the patrons seem to love them. We love making them
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: and we love you and we will be back next week.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Listen to Dolly Parton, watch a Tim Curry movie. Um, uh,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: is the doll invasion auction still happening? The Doll Invasion
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