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#156 - Damien Scott of Car Shop Karoshi & SmileXDeath · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another episode
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of the After Hours podcast. On today's episode we have
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Damien Scott of Car Shop Karoshi and Smile Death Brand.
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You might be familiar with Damien from a final bout and
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other events like that. Team Karoshi has been pretty
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well known for the last, I would say like 5 years, possibly
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longer. I'm not sure I remember seeing
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them at a final bout E when they came out with their first
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liveries and that the ship blew my mind.
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Those cars look awesome. But yeah, check them out.
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We've had almost every single member of that team on our
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podcast. Yeah, Damien's back for another
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for another episode this time and we're kind of promoting his
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new event that's going on in October.
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I'm really stoked about this event.
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It's the Smile Death Challenge. It's going on in October 3rd,
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4th and 5th at Lake Erie, PA. So what this event is really
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about is it's kind of like a throwback to the old option
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video stuff and and all the JDM events that were kind of more
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fun, I guess you could say. It wasn't really all about just
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a drifting competition. They added a bunch of other
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stuff to it. I have a feeling this event is
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going to be pretty monumental. I don't know if they have enough
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media and marketing this time around to make it as big as it's
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going to be, but I think the next one is going to be massive.
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So if you want to get in early and see the kind of cool stuff
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that's probably going to be coming down the pipeline for
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drifting in the next few years, I would definitely try to make
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this event. Like I said, October 3rd, 4th,
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and 5th and you can check them out.
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Smile under score X under score death on Instagram and you'll
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see the flyer on there. I'm pretty stoked about this
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event. And we did, we did touch on it a
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bunch during this podcast. But I do want to warn you, this
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podcast is probably our raunchiest podcast yet.
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There's a lot of talk of bodily fluids.
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It's it gets crazy. Damien is a fucking hilarious
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person. I'm glad to call him a good
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friend of mine. And yeah, enjoy.
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thing ever. Zuck is out there working man.
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What group are you in? The chicken parm group from new.
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Jersey Are you for real? Yeah, Spanos down in fucking.
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Oh so. The point down down in Point
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Pleasant Spanos is the number one.
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Me and Bobby were discussing this all weekend while I was
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painting Shake in Chris's car. But those Facebook groups?
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They're sick. Join your town one.
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Oh yeah, that one. Well, I got kicked out of a
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couple. Yeah, I was going to say I don't
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want to be in the town. I got kicked.
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I don't say anything. That's what that's the key.
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Yeah. You can't say anything because
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then then you're going to draw attention to your page.
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You've got one person clicking and they're like, Oh my God,
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that's that car. That's that house with the loud
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cars. But there's some.
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Weird motherfuckers on there. This Facebook group was like for
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Bayonne, which I pass on the way here, and it's like the a city
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that's closer towards the to New York.
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City, he's going to do it again to us.
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What you're. Already.
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Good. All right, Cool, cool, cool,
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cool. Welcome, everybody, to the
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Fashion After Hours podcast. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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We're here to bring you another guest.
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Thank you so much. Groups, Facebook groups.
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Facebook groups. Hold on.
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Wait, I'm going to lose this thought.
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That's why Facebook groups. Bayonne said they were having a
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tornado. OK, that is 20 minutes from
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here. Yeah, today and then I.
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Look up at the sky and I'm like, what the?
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Fuck, it looked like a tornado hit New York, so maybe it was
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crazy. Really.
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Yeah, it was crazy Videos. And then here here's Damian,
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which is our guest for tonight. Thank you, everybody.
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Welcome, Damien from car shop. It me.
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Well, that was sick little flow in there.
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Yeah, but yeah, you're you're casually drove like hours to be
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here. So thank you.
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Yeah, of course. We're getting Chili's tonight.
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Chili's. Yeah, he said.
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Chili's, he said. It I guess that hey.
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That bro. Nashville excitement.
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Nashville hot he hates. Chili's, he never wants to go.
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He did. He said Chili's for you.
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It's not because of the food. It's because of Damien.
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It's no, you knew Damien would like it because of the fact that
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when we're in there, it's like, it's like pulling teeth to get
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my fucking food and the service done.
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Like I understand everybody is there and now I see the movie
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waiting. That night sucked yo.
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Such a good movie. Such a good movie.
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Yeah, the second one, don't even watch it, but there's a second
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one. That's what I'm saying.
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See. You know what I mean?
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Like you're good. I had to.
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So there's a trainee that works with us that trained under the
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same guy and he is younger and has no idea like the the music
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and like the shit that I like I'm talking about like oh 22,000
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and 9 was like said this was. You feel.
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Old now. A little bit.
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It did make me feel a little old because one, we look like we
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were the same age. I was like, you look horrible
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for your age. No, but he didn't.
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I was trying to explain the movie Waiting.
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He didn't. Know what that shit?
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Was I was like, it's, it's exactly what you think that did
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you work at and either of you work in a food service?
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McDonald's when I was 14, but it's completely.
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Different. A little bit delicious though,
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like. Yeah, I was pretty fat.
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Oh, check it out. I'm still pretty fat.
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Dude, did they give you a meal? Like, yeah, you got, you got a
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meal right during the shift. Yeah, Dude, you used to be.
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You used to be able to just get it whatever you want.
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Someone said the other day they were here and they were like,
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yeah, you used to get 50. Was that Eddie you used to get
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50% off wherever he worked? Like whatever fast food spot he
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worked. No that you got one full.
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Meal, they probably changed that now because everybody's money
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hungry, you know what I mean? Dude, if you give me 50% off at
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McDonald's, I'd be dead in two weeks.
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That's what's your go to. What's your go to double quarter
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Conger? Like if I'm going there and like
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usually the situation now is like when I go to McDonald's is
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I'm going apart. Yeah, because I'm only going
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there like once every couple months.
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It's your stress, it's your run free, it's your comfort zone.
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Double Quarter pounder chicken. What's that chicken sandwich?
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They got the classic chicken and the chicken.
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I got the classic chicken sandwich.
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I get 20 Nuggets and you're putting all this down?
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Yeah. No, he does.
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No, he does. That's the sick part.
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One time I called him and he just got done.
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Wow, I'm like 10 Nuggets and a double cheeseburger.
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I'm full. Nah, but see that I'll eaten
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like, you know. Yeah, I'm not eating for the
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rest of the. Day why do we have the need to
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do you guys do this too but if I get a burger I you.
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Got to get big back shit. If I get a burger item, then for
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some reason I must get a chicken item as well.
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And then I'm like, oh, OK, I have a burger, some chicken.
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Maybe now I need to get some fries, because now that's.
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I just don't get fries so I my side is like 20 Nuggets.
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Does that make sense? Dude 20 Nuggets is so good.
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What's your sauce? Choice.
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Yeah, I was about to ask. It varies between sweet and sour
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and honey mustard. Honey mustard.
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Is that a white guy thing? Honey.
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Oh, I'm telling you. Yeah, people have told me.
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That's straight Hunter. Yeah, that's fire.
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I have not tried it yet. Do it.
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And on the fries. And on the fries.
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Don't they have, like, secret sauce?
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They only release once in a while?
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That shit was good. I have a secret sauce.
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The Szechuan. Yeah.
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Yeah, that one. Oh, yeah.
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That was the Rick and Morty. Yeah.
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That was the Rick and Morty that one was good selling on I.
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Saved them. I saved them in in like
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containers. They have like a pot light.
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They got a shelf. Light.
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No, they don't. You can eat a hamburger from
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there. Eight years later, it's fine.
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Yes, which is really bad. Yeah, Super size me.
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Did you ever see that documentary?
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I did, but I forget it. It was like the fries didn't do
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anything. You can burn a a Big Mac.
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Yeah, with a blowtorch. Smoke a French fry.
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That's sad. No, I don't get.
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You crazy? I'm just, I'm just lying.
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Try that. People take blowtorches like the
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Patty, and it just doesn't melt, doesn't do anything there.
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Yeah. But it's so good.
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And that's crazy. It's like the Twin Towers beams.
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Here is that. It's pretty.
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Accurate. But there's there is an order
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that I get as of recently and as and recently being like the past
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few years of my life, but I got to make double and you add Mayo
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to it, dude. I'm on that fence too.
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Mayo. Gross if you don't like Mayo.
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By yourself. It's gross.
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If it's hidden in something I'm like OK sometimes.
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No, but you don't. But you're not on.
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Mayo. No, not bacon.
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No I I replace it with butter. OK.
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So like, you know, like street corn.
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It's like corn rolled in mayonnaise and then Parmesan
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cheese and some spices. Mine would be just butter and
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Parmesan. Just something to hold the other
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stuff do. You ever eat at Culver's?
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That's the in Wisconsin, right? Yeah, with the cheese curds.
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Yes, bro, but I just get cheese curds and a cheese.
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Do you not eat hamburger? Oh, you eat?
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Oh yeah. Dude, the burger so good.
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Come on. Look, that is burger.
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Like that is not where we were going.
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You think I got this big salad? That's what I'm saying.
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I've never had a salad. Do I have hamburgers?
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Are you kidding me? I'm vegetarians.
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You think you could get fat from eating just salad?
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I mean, realistically, it's the stuff that people put on salads.
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Like I always used to love. People were like, I'm going on a
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diet, all I'm going to eat is salads.
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And then it's like this topping, this topping 1000 lbs of bacon
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steak, you know, or like, whatever.
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No, a Cobb salad so grossly good to me.
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Like bacon, the egg, hard boiled egg.
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No idea why I like that on salad it's.
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Probably good eggs are always good.
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I had to eat one of those dry. I was I was out and I picked up
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Wawa salad started driving with the full intention to put the
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automatic cruise control that with the lane assist on so I
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could eat the salad. Don't do that.
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And then, yeah, I, I open the salad and I'm like, like
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scooting the leaves around to look for the packet and nothing.
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And then guess what I need to eat because I have no other time
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to. Eat, don't water on it and just
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start go. No, I just started dogging it.
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Just dogging it. I'm like God damn, this is an
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appetite. Suppress.
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Every, every single one of those, like, salad packets.
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I just think there's bugs in there.
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Yeah, like, don't you think like it's.
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I don't like to think that way. Wait, you mean like the ones
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they sell? Yeah.
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It's just like, yeah, yeah. You know, a mixture of whatever.
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It's like salad. You open the bag, dump it out.
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Probably our bugs. There's bugs in there for sure.
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You guys are eating bugs? Yeah.
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I mean, how, how would they get them out?
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You know, before they package it?
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Yeah, yeah. It's those videos on Facebook
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that's getting, you know, when, when they like rinse the lettuce
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in a thing and then they zoom into the fucking water and then
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there's like little thing he's in there going in and a bunch.
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Of spiders in there. Not me.
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This podcast. This.
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Podcast always turns into a food podcast.
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Yesterday me and Daryl killed this.
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Crazy. Way better than drifting.
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Off the spider talk now because now me and aside from Wags
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owning a pet spider which is crazy.
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Yeah, Tarantula or like normal. Is it a little fuzzy jumper?
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Oh, they're cute, Monica I. Have like arachnophobia but I
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would. Is a lady's name.
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I would step on that shit. Yeah, that's her name.
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She got him a spider and one time he posted a picture of it
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on Instagram and I had the reply.
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Like where's the spider? Why you couldn't see it?
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I couldn't. See it?
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It's a little one. It's the one with the it'll
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like. Yeah, do the little dancing.
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Disney tried to portray it as a as a cute spider for a little
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bit. It's like a jumping spider.
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Can you Malcolm, can you, can you Google that?
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Maybe like a like a type in the word cute before a jumping
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spider. I don't want to see a real 1.
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They like, do little dances and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah. They put their like front little
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things up and they're like. Dude, dude, they attract.
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Amazing shit you would have. I see I have arachnophobia.
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I mean, I can deal with those though.
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Look, look, you might not want to turn around then let's see.
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Like it doesn't bother. Those don't bother me.
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They're weird looking up. They're weird looking.
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So. So there was this spider in the
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garage. Oh shit, yeah.
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That's what it looks like. Put your hand down, son.
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But. I'm good on it.
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The me and Darrell were in the garage and we moved this bucket
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or he grabbed the bucket and he goes, oh, and there's this
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spider in there fucking big as hell and it's strapped up with
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this sack of eggs. Oh yeah, that's the.
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Worst and I was like. Oh.
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Great. Clean.
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So you have like legit arachnophobia you.
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It depends. So like when I had my head
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injury, things changed. So like I used to be like scream
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like a girl, run out of the room, be like Carl, kill that,
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kill that. And if you don't kill that, I'm
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gonna hurt you. You know what I mean?
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You can't go in the room. Yeah, now I'm like, oh, there it
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is. You know what I mean?
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Like it's it's changed. But the ones that are up there
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that come down, no way. Like, I'm out.
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Yeah. Stuff.
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So like at my shop we live on, I mean, we don't live, but the
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it's a farm and it's a pig farm and there is mutant spiders.
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I mean, literally, literally, they're just walking out with
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hearts, you know what I mean? You're like, OK, I didn't need
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that. And like, they're huge, 'cause
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they, they're, they're eating good, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, these spiders are eating good.
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'Cause there's lots of flies around.
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Everything. There's everything around.
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You shit everywhere. Yep.
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We have a shit pond, so it's just a pond that is just full of
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pig poop, you know, throwing anyone in there.
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Yeah, couple. Oh, shit.
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His body just rich. Just.
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Rich sits in there recreational. He deserves to be in there,
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right? He's one of those like little
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little Unicorn like. You know.
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Yeah, good job. So all the photos I see of your
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car being worked on, that's there.
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Yep. OK.
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Yep. Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
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It's like a 24 hour form. So like super secure.
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There's people all the time, you know, like it.
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It feels good. The the farmers are sick.
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Like they'll stop in and be like, what are you guys doing?
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You know, like it's amazing. I guess they slaughter pigs
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there. Yeah, that's pretty bad.
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Not to make this weird. No, it it gets pretty bad.
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No, I want to know. I'll be like and now they they
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don't really like slaughter. Slaughter, like they're not yeah
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every now and then. So they'll, they'll ship the
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pigs to the place, but they also do pig roasts and stuff and they
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eat them themselves. So like every now and then I'm
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like working on a car and then all of a sudden it's just like.
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And you're like, what is going on?
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You know what? I mean.
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Yeah, it's pretty fun. They just grab one once in a
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while to eat it, and then you'll see like a piece of equipment,
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you know, driving by with this bloody carcass.
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Just I'm like, dinner's going to be good tonight.
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I feel bad for piggies. Yeah.
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This happened like I'll eat it but.
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You know what I'm talking. About yeah, like they do that a
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lot in the like Filipino parties.
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They'll always have like a whole ass pig.
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And when when I was in the Philippines for a little bit, if
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you go to a party and they have that, they literally probably
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did that that morning. Yeah.
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So it's fresh. Which is crazy and I never
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really think about it in depth like that, but like.
17:59
But these guys, so would this be considered like this wouldn't be
18:02
considered a factory farm then? Probably.
18:04
This is just a like private farm where they have pigs, They raise
18:09
pigs and then they send them. It's funny because I guess,
18:12
Yeah. Because you don't see, like any
18:13
of the signs out front that's like by, you know, Clover farms
18:18
or like whatever. Yeah.
18:19
Like, it's or like a or like a industry.
18:21
There's no industry. It's just.
18:23
Maybe it is part of. It's a contracted farmer.
18:25
It seems like, I don't know, like 4 pigs, but they do the
18:27
other stuff too. They, you know, corn and all
18:29
that other stuff. Like it's like a how many pigs
18:30
you think are there? Oh dude, it's like a lot.
18:33
Yeah, that's a lot. OK, yeah, just rows and rows of
18:37
these massive like buildings and stuff.
18:38
When I picture factory farm, I picture like everything done in
18:41
the same place. You know, like they're raising
18:43
them in this section and they move them over here, then
18:45
they're slaughtering them, then they're.
18:47
Boom, smoked bacon at the. End.
18:49
Yeah. Like it's just just.
18:50
It's basically Auschwitz for pigs.
18:52
Like that's what I would picture.
18:53
Yeah. I never really, like, asked them
18:54
too much. You know what I mean?
18:56
Like, I don't really get into it.
18:57
We're in old chicken coops that were converted, so they, they
19:00
were chicken coops. And you can see like how it used
19:03
to be, it's like this table, you know, you'd have like a row of
19:05
concrete, then it's empty, then a row of concrete.
19:08
And they would collect the shit and all that stuff because they
19:10
would also use that as fertilizer.
19:11
My God. But it's like you can see where
19:13
they filled that concrete in, you know?
19:14
And I do like the RC stuff too. So we have to like, it's like 2
19:17
different surfaces. So it's like rough and then
19:19
smooth and then it's like a Figure 8, IE town.
19:21
Yeah, exactly. Good luck.
19:24
Yeah, FD guys. That is, yeah, 'cause FD is
19:27
going on right now. Yeah, someone just flipped.
19:28
Who was that? I.
19:30
Hanson. That was the the wife.
19:32
Hanson Hand. Yeah.
19:33
I don't know. I, I don't know the names, but
19:35
it was a 240. It was green, I think, like neon
19:37
green. Rudy Hanson's wife, That shit
19:40
flipped. Dude, it flipped bad.
19:42
Yeah. I want to see in drifting, like
19:44
I don't like to see like crash and stuff, but I do want to see
19:46
like a kick flip. I want to see somebody land it.
19:48
You know what I mean? Like I don't think this was
19:50
landing. No, no, no, you're talking.
19:53
Yeah. Bang right on.
19:54
The wheels keep drifting. Yeah, that would be, yeah.
19:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would work.
19:59
Let's do that. Let's not, let's not do that.
20:02
Dude, that's not that Bobby and the farm kids would do like
20:05
Steve. Yeah.
20:06
That does sound like something they would.
20:07
Fake and hop. Give it like 10 years.
20:09
They'll figure out something because everyone's gonna get
20:11
bored. Yep.
20:11
And they're gonna. They work.
20:12
I'm already getting bored. Yeah, well, you're always
20:15
getting bored. And I'm pretty bored.
20:16
ADHD. Yeah, you're always doing some
20:18
crazy. Shit, I like doing tasks where I
20:20
don't have to risk getting injured.
20:21
Lately though, like maybe just doing something.
20:23
You're getting old, Carl. You are getting.
20:26
Old. No, just just like I don't want
20:27
to. Bring shit up.
20:28
And he's like, yeah, he didn't, he didn't even know these
20:30
references. And it's like, you came up to my
20:32
car and read something in the back and was like, what's this
20:34
from? And it's fucking SEAL dude who
20:36
doesn't know Kiss from a rose. I don't seal a SEAL quote.
20:40
I don't know. That sounds like something he
20:41
would know. I don't.
20:42
Know, no, we, I don't know. I said you had a good FX.
20:45
I didn't know Damien had an FX. Oh yeah, and it's like, so
20:48
purple. And shit goes so hard.
20:51
It's a. 350Z, you know what I mean?
20:52
That's all it is. Yeah, it is basically.
20:53
A 350Z Yep. Yeah, you, you break something
20:56
in, it's a VQ. It's so crazy that that has the
20:58
same engine and it's like 3 times the size.
21:01
I always thought about like coilovers on it make it rear
21:05
wheel drive. You don't want to do that.
21:07
You're. Totally good.
21:08
If I had the like, if I had funds out the ass, we'd be doing
21:12
dumb shit. But imagine an FX sideways.
21:14
I like the FX 0. I see what you're saying.
21:16
Yeah, when they when they dump them, they look pretty.
21:18
Cool, the lights are super skinny.
21:20
Any car with skinny lights like like everybody knows that shit
21:24
is sick. Like eyelids instantly cool.
21:28
Why? Because the lights are.
21:29
Smaller. Small.
21:31
Do do you know OB on Instagram Obi Wan well, he has ASC and I
21:36
he has the most aggressive set of eyelids I think I've ever
21:39
seen. I can only see that much of
21:42
them. It's.
21:42
Like that meme of that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:44
And I was like, God damn I. Oath box is like the back is
21:50
like the style Lord from back in the day.
21:52
He was the first first styled up car on my drift team.
21:57
Oh wow. Yeah, What?
21:58
The fuck? You guys were on a team
21:59
together? Yeah, it was called Team Fanboy.
22:02
What the fuck PHANBOI When? Was this Holy crap that fucking
22:08
woke me to have a. 2000. And one so I guess you.
22:11
Had 10-10 maybe. I don't know that.
22:14
Yeah, he was. I think it was still black as
22:17
14. The one that made speed hunters.
22:20
Can we find that? It's old?
22:24
Yeah. Good stuff.
22:25
We used to go to. We used to go to Evergreen.
22:28
Dude, I need to. Go.
22:29
I need to go. Back in the day you went to
22:30
ever. Oh yeah, I didn't know that was
22:32
a thing for that one. So there was, remember Nopi
22:34
Drift, the professional Nopi's like like kids.
22:37
There was 2 Nopi professional drivers up in that area in the
22:39
drums area. So they would rent the track out
22:42
and we would go down there and do a bunch of dumb shit.
22:44
It was sick. So it wasn't like a legitimate
22:46
that was. Like early.
22:47
Drift. Renting.
22:48
Yeah, it was private ish, you know, I mean, it was still like
22:51
kind of advertised and stuff, but it was, there wasn't that
22:53
many people drifting. Yeah.
22:54
It's a very early drift event, yeah.
22:58
Nothing in the center. Yeah.
22:59
You know, it was like Angerman came.
23:01
I remember. Yep.
23:02
Yep. Because he linked the track the
23:04
Oval. Like shit, that's sick.
23:07
You know, I mean, and dude, he had like maybe 400 horse, but
23:10
like back then that was like 800 horse to us.
23:13
You don't even that it was. I love that 500 horse power was
23:16
like crazy, right. Yeah, yeah.
23:18
Matt Walden used to come out a lot.
23:21
I think Perez was there back in the day.
23:23
Not Walden. Like a 350Z.
23:25
Important intelligence. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:27
That Z was pretty cool, too. He tuned my car, I'm pretty
23:29
sure. Does that make sense?
23:30
He tuned cars? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:33
Pretty sure. He was my first tuner.
23:36
SR20 builder. Yeah, yeah, He tuned my SR20 at
23:40
Freedom Motorsports. I believe that, yeah, they were
23:43
in cahoots. Yeah.
23:44
He would be 1 to track down to get on this because he's old,
23:49
like he's been around. The only problem is I think he
23:51
just lives on trains right now for like, legitimately, I don't
23:54
know, like a train hopper. He's a train hopper.
23:56
For sure, I'd rather talk to him about that.
23:58
Yeah, but he does all that stuff.
24:00
He's always like, oh, jet skis now I'm a jet ski guy now, you
24:02
know what I mean? Like.
24:03
He's just there. He's.
24:04
Jumping, I'll try to find him, but he was doing train stuff for
24:07
a while and I just would watch his story and I'm like, whoa.
24:09
And you would like scroll back and you couldn't find anything
24:11
drift car related. Yeah.
24:12
I mean, I'm like, this is the guy that built Von Gittens, like
24:15
Sill, you know, which is crazy, like the Falcon, Sylvia and
24:19
Forsberg stuff. Like he was part of Drift
24:21
Alliance and like he has so much history but like nobody really
24:23
knows of him because he just was like drifting him out.
24:26
What if he just where? Where is there right here?
24:30
What if he just pops off the chair?
24:31
That'd. Be awesome guys.
24:33
We have a stop here you. Heard you were talking.
24:35
About me, I had a call to get off right here.
24:39
Yeah, little tingle in my groin. Yeah, call to the void over
24:42
here. Oh, you ever hear Call to the
24:44
Void? No good band name, though,
24:46
right? I was going to say that's what
24:47
it sounds like. Yeah.
24:48
Death metal. Can you look that up, Malcolm,
24:49
Just to make sure? No, we did.
24:51
We did are. You guys doing something that?
24:53
Was like an early. No, someone.
24:56
Was it John? It was Eric.
24:57
So power metal too. That's kind.
24:59
Of what it was, but Eric Ryan basically explained to us.
25:02
Here we found the band, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:05
Come on, pops. But but he basically was like,
25:10
let's say, let's say, let's say we were you were looking down
25:14
like a like an endless pit, right?
25:16
And you're up here and there's a balcony and you're like.
25:19
You could just say that you're you're at a balcony.
25:21
You're sitting, you're sitting there, and for some reason
25:23
something tells you I should just jump.
25:26
Dude, it happened. We were called to the void.
25:28
We were just in South Carolina at like a resort thing and I
25:30
just tried to kill myself. Just tried to Hoff myself, it
25:33
didn't work. Fuck.
25:36
Surprise. I didn't die.
25:39
But we're like 17 floors up. I don't even know.
25:43
But I'm, I'm like not a big fan of of heights, Yeah.
25:46
It makes me a little. Weird but I'm standing there on
25:49
the edge and like I felt my body wanting to go.
25:52
Further. And then I'm like, what if I
25:54
jumped? And I was like, that's.
25:55
The caller of the. Void right there.
25:56
I was like, what if I just jumped and could fly and I'm
25:59
like, now we're and then I was thinking of stuff like being
26:02
able to like move atoms and you know what I mean?
26:04
Cause like transfer air, transfer your body.
26:06
Through its walls. Yeah.
26:07
So then, yeah. So then you just vibrate your
26:09
fucking molecules down here, if you'll be able to go right
26:11
through that fucking wall. I've seen that, yeah.
26:13
There's, there's this tower in Canada somewhere.
26:15
I feel like if I think it might have been by like Vancouver or
26:18
something, but like there's, there's glass like this like one
26:21
of those deals where it's like, oh, you can lean on this and
26:23
then it'll feel like, so while I was leaning on that, yeah, like
26:27
my, my stomachs hurt in like every, everything in my body is
26:29
telling me like stop leaning on this.
26:31
But I could not stop really. And all I could picture was
26:34
like, if I just like, climb this glass up like a foot, I can
26:38
literally just lie. So do you?
26:41
Are you? Do you like flying?
26:43
No, I don't. I don't like like when, but I
26:45
like. The idea?
26:47
The the fear that it gives me because I know the only thing
26:50
that comforts me like on a roller coaster, OK, is the fact
26:54
that I'm like, they wouldn't make this for me to fly out of
26:57
here. Sure.
26:58
So I'll try to just convince myself with that.
27:00
I don't even do those. Yeah, I love that coaster.
27:03
It makes me like sick. Now VR.
27:06
Stuff. Yeah, give me, I'm jumping off
27:08
everything. I can't.
27:10
I just. Gotta kill yourself.
27:11
I just well, I just love that feeling of the freefall.
27:14
Even in a Seto. I remember we do like little
27:17
mini comps and it was always me and Rich.
27:19
Rich would get bored. So then you'd be like, where's
27:21
Rich? And he's just off the track
27:23
doing dumb shit. But then you'd see him fly over
27:26
top of the, you know, the map just like car flipping in the
27:29
air and stuff. And then I was like, where is a
27:30
jump? You know what I mean?
27:31
Yeah, that's all I cared about was getting that like rush and
27:34
like the stomach drop. Because I know it's I'm not
27:37
going to die, dude. You should.
27:38
Try out the beam and GVR. Do you?
27:40
Do you still play in VR often? If I do, it's only VR.
27:43
OK, dude, Beam and G Beam and. G just got VR support and it's
27:48
actually shockingly good. It's a game where the physics
27:52
are like soft, so like there's you like crash on the front
27:56
left. The front left will move in like
27:59
dependently and it will break stuff.
28:02
It's pretty entertaining. It's it's pretty cool because
28:04
you can RIP RIP bumpers off. You can RIP just a Fender off.
28:06
It's very like like they need to keep going with the drift stuff.
28:10
Like I've seen a little bit of it.
28:11
Dude, I. Drift real good on.
28:13
It V6. Charger.
28:14
Oh yeah, yeah, I know there's a lot of mods.
28:16
Well did if no, I'll play like the vanilla game like plain no
28:19
mods on it, because then I know other people can maybe be able
28:24
to play. God forbid somebody's like yo,
28:26
do you want to play some beam? But the drifting is weird, but
28:30
the VR is cool. You can like jump off shit and
28:32
fucking and. Then you get to see like the
28:34
strut towers move in and shit. Yeah, that's.
28:36
Kind of cool. It's crazy in VR.
28:37
It's honestly nuts. I'd give.
28:38
Cage closing in. Dude, it's creepy cuz I'm like
28:42
that was a car accident. Yeah, now because you can hear
28:45
it and so you. Don't like feeling that in real
28:47
life, though. No, I don't.
28:48
I don't like on a roller coaster.
28:50
Yeah. I'm not a big fan of roller
28:51
coasters, but we'll do like water parks.
28:53
I like water parks. I don't know, there's something
28:54
about like hard versus water, like being over water.
28:57
I'm. I'm like kind of OK.
28:58
Which is funny because it's only like 3 feet of water.
29:00
You're still dead. If I feel like water parks are
29:03
more day. Yeah.
29:03
Do you like water parks? I don't, but I don't like water.
29:07
I see you as AT shirt at. The water.
29:08
I don't like going the shirt at the water park.
29:10
Frank, you. Don't like?
29:11
Going to the beach. I don't like going to pools.
29:13
I don't like. Really.
29:14
Yeah, man, I wear jeans always. Like that makes sense.
29:18
Boring. You never go to the beach.
29:19
No pools. I'll go to the beach at night
29:22
with my shoes on. Yeah, like I don't want.
29:24
I'm not an ocean. Person 2014 2015 Ariana Grande
29:27
asks you to go to the beach. I'm going to the beach.
29:30
What the fuck? You saying?
29:31
Yeah, yeah. 2024 Ariana Grande. I'm going to the beach.
29:34
Pants are already off. There's like 25 tomorrow.
29:38
Is that your shorts? Yeah.
29:39
Bet your girl. Yeah.
29:40
OK, we're engaged. We like guys in shorts.
29:42
I got flashed. By a spicy girl.
29:44
What the hell is a spicy? Girl on the way here on the way
29:47
here. What did you 100% nothing.
29:49
How did this happen? I'm hoping that I'm not going to
29:51
show up one of those TikTok things where it's like she's
29:53
promoting her only fans by like, you know what I mean?
29:55
Publicly doing some stuff. And then there's Damian.
29:57
Dude, I well, I like this. I looked over and I saw it and
30:00
then I went just because you know what I mean?
30:04
Like if it's if there is a camera, if there is a camera,
30:06
and then I don't know why I did this, but I went like boner.
30:09
I don't know. You know what I mean?
30:10
And then they took the fuck off. So it was just a car drive with
30:13
boobs on glass. Like we had melons mushed and
30:16
then I, you know, left and then they just fucking took off.
30:19
But I swear, if I'm on a freaking TikTok or something,
30:22
you're going to be, yeah. It's like dumb tattooed guys
30:25
expression to my tatas. Yeah, some.
30:28
People just live your dream bro. It's.
30:30
Gonna be an only fans and. And you just have to hear about
30:33
the dreams that you wanna live, man God.
30:36
Damn it, Smash Melons is pretty funny.
30:37
I've like smash Pickles, you know what I mean?
30:39
I think that's how more hilarious.
30:40
You'd rather smash your Dick. I mean, it's just funnier.
30:43
It is. I'm so old, I don't really care
30:44
about boobs. Boobs aren't like a thing.
30:45
Like if it was like clam against window and then like leaving
30:48
like a crazy snail trailer or something.
30:49
You know what I'm saying? Like little different.
30:52
But like, I don't know, boobs are like, you know, you know.
30:55
Also that's got to be such a weird placement, like you got to
30:58
straight walk every. Like Ford, Ford Focus.
31:01
So if you're listening ladies in the Ford Focus, the gold Ford
31:05
Focus, thanks. You know, if that's was if
31:07
you're just trying to brighten my day, my day's been awesome
31:09
already. So that was that's good.
31:11
That's good for you, I could have used that.
31:13
Knock away been like I'll flash look at.
31:14
That titty look at that. Titty, Yeah.
31:17
Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie.
31:18
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
31:20
That's a titty. There's a there's a allegedly a
31:22
Michael Jackson video of him in a limo and he sees a girl with a
31:26
titty and she's, oh, look at the titty.
31:27
That's that's good. That's pretty good.
31:30
And Michael, Michael, you had a good voice for that.
31:33
That's good. Yeah.
31:33
Malcolm. Malcolm knows that video.
31:35
So he's the one that showed me that.
31:36
Was a really good. That was a.
31:38
Really good, Michael. Yeah, I'm a big Michael Jackson
31:40
fan, so I mean, you can't deny he's amazing.
31:43
King of Pop. Yep, there you go.
31:46
Dude when? When he passed away in that
31:48
fucking that week. That week.
31:51
Where they played the music all week, every radio station.
31:55
Pretty cool. Worked out for me.
31:58
There's a. Lot of his songs that I never
31:59
really heard. And then we like, dove in a
32:01
little bit and I was like, all his stuff's good.
32:03
Oh, yeah. Like, it's crazy.
32:05
You only hear like the, yeah, the radio hits unless you're
32:07
like, a fan fan, but like, I'm more of a fan.
32:10
Yeah, Michael Jackson's there, goat.
32:13
You did some, did some cool stuff.
32:14
What's? Your top one for Michael.
32:16
I mean, it's unfortunately, it's going to be thriller because
32:18
that just changed my whole life. Yeah, yeah.
32:21
That's probably the reason why I like horror anything too.
32:23
Really. That music video and all that
32:25
shit. Yep.
32:25
No, I really do think it is because my mom was obsessed with
32:28
Michael Jackson, so I probably saw that when I was really,
32:31
really young. That was a good mix, too.
32:33
The video's done perfect. Like the integration, pausing
32:37
music to continue a music video to go back into it is cool
32:40
because like bands don't really do that much a lot more.
32:42
Lot of his music videos are like that too.
32:43
He he was the one that that that Thriller music video was the
32:46
first like movie type music video as far as I remember at
32:51
least. Nah man, the the people were
32:53
making like. 80s. People were, that was all what
32:56
music videos were kind of. I'm telling you dude bro that
32:58
was the first one. Like extended I think he's
33:01
talking about. Like there was a plot.
33:03
Extended yes, there's literally a plot.
33:04
Yeah, all of his music videos was like that, like.
33:08
Not all of them, but a majority of them.
33:09
No, actually, not even the majority probably, but yeah.
33:11
The one with. I know you're just yeah, We were
33:13
talking about this the other night.
33:15
What's his name? Chris Tucker.
33:16
Yes, that's my that's probably my second favorite song by
33:19
Michael Jackson. What was it?
33:20
What song is? It rock.
33:22
Rock my world, Yeah. That video's good.
33:26
That shit was a good song. You guys ever see the music
33:29
videos without the music? Oh God.
33:31
Oh, it's so good, dude. I just.
33:33
I just hear like sound effects and shit Yeah like the the shoes
33:36
squeaking and like you hit little like yes, you know, it's
33:41
Jackson movie so good. Yeah, it's so good and like the
33:44
clothing moving and stuff. But yeah, there's a creed one
33:47
that's really good too, because anything that's in the shot
33:50
you'll hear the guitar only but like you know, it's detuned.
33:53
It's like really shitty or like the.
33:54
Cups moving. Around you can.
33:56
Always count on you to tell me these.
33:58
Oh, you got to see it. These deep Creed shreds, it's
34:00
called on YouTube. Yeah, it's so good.
34:02
Can we? Can we?
34:03
I don't know if you can play. Can you play YouTube?
34:05
You tell us because we don't fucking know.
34:07
I mean, I play a lot of stuff, but any music stuff, I always
34:10
stop it. But that's not a music Like that
34:11
wouldn't be on. Like it wouldn't.
34:13
It shouldn't get flagged because it's just another YouTube video.
34:16
So technically you're watching it in parody.
34:18
Is that how that works? I think so.
34:19
Yeah. Like I can.
34:20
We can watch a bunch of stuff as long as we're commenting on it
34:23
and talking about it. It falls under that parody.
34:25
It comes under, like, a parody if it's, you know, But if you're
34:27
just watching it or just playing it on your channel, that's when
34:30
it's a problem. You put music stuff right on
34:32
YouTube, right? Yeah.
34:33
We're direct, right? Yep.
34:35
Yeah. He's talking about the pile of
34:36
podcasts on Wednesday, The pile of podcasts where we get naked
34:39
and throw pieces of ham in each other's buttocks.
34:42
You've been doing that every week too, right?
34:44
Unless something really like, you know, shitty comes up.
34:46
Yeah. Like if you're having a baby or
34:47
something. Yeah, we had several.
34:49
Yeah. No, usually.
34:52
Usually it's just something dumb where like I try like I'm at, I
34:55
was at the beach and I was still going to do it, but the Wi-Fi
34:57
was horrible. You just do it at the beach.
35:00
Like with the. I've done it before.
35:01
We did it in hotels. James does it like James almost
35:03
got like murdered. He was like walking around New
35:05
York and like, you know, like we were like, yo, talk to that guy,
35:08
talk to that guy, You know what I mean?
35:09
Like it's funny. Yeah.
35:10
Yeah. In the elevator we're like, yo,
35:12
ask him, you know, whatever. And it's just like, yeah, yeah.
35:15
That podcast is probably amazing.
35:16
I probably watch that shit, honestly.
35:18
Dude that. I can't believe that that James
35:23
would be so open as to do stuff like that.
35:26
It's kind of funny. You can egg him on.
35:28
Yeah. Yeah, you can work him up
35:30
because, I mean, like, we've had, like, almost everyone of
35:32
you on here except for good luck.
35:34
Good luck with that, men. Yeah, we had it scheduled.
35:37
Yeah. Good luck.
35:38
Then he cancelled. I scheduled Rich multiple times
35:41
a year which is crazy. To me, yeah, at the track.
35:43
At the track somewhere. Yep, Yep.
35:45
He's hard to like, hang out with too.
35:46
I mean, he's very Family Guy. No, I mean, now that he has a
35:50
kid, I, I don't even know. I don't even try anymore.
35:52
Tuesday we had like a little pseudo meeting, which was nice.
35:54
We got to go to dinner and stuff like that, but like that was
35:57
rare. But now you have to plan that
36:00
like, hey, do you want to grab dinner?
36:02
It's not like want to stop by like yeah, just chill for a
36:06
little bit, like. Yeah, just throw your baby in a
36:09
bag or something. We should do your podcast again
36:10
too. That shit was kind of.
36:11
Cute, that was fun. Could we both do it from here,
36:13
Malcolm? Yeah, we could do that, right?
36:15
Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, we could just.
36:16
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
36:17
That'd be cool, right? Does that work?
36:19
But we have two mics. You can still do it.
36:22
Yeah. OK.
36:22
That thing you will output it as like 1 or whatever that.
36:25
'D be cool, that'd. Be sick dude.
36:27
We got a we would love. We should go to the smile.
36:30
I want to go to the smile dad thing.
36:31
You should come. I know because.
36:33
I feel like it'd be nice to see you around out there in October.
36:35
It's probably going to. Look, gorgeous, we're talking
36:37
about this. I was we were going to go and
36:39
then it was literally the same weekend as the race of gentlemen
36:41
and we really don't want. To miss that lot of guys.
36:43
And my bike is going to be so sick.
36:45
Yeah, my. Bike's no.
36:47
Motorcycles. Just dudes running.
36:50
Just dudes. That was the event that Frankie
36:52
and them didn't invite me to, even though my bike could have
36:54
been fixed in 25 minutes. You have a bike too?
36:56
I didn't know that. Yeah.
36:58
Really. It's like an older bike.
37:00
It doesn't really. Malcolm that didn't.
37:01
It doesn't really ride with theirs so I'm just making it
37:05
cool like. Trying to make it into a
37:07
chopper. It is a job.
37:10
Oh I'm sorry it is gold as fuck and has flames and I cut all the
37:13
wiring out. I did see.
37:15
I didn't know that was yours. I thought you were doing paint
37:17
work or. Something, no, I mean I paint
37:18
mashed into the bike and I'm gonna it's getting longer forks
37:22
and shit. I took all the wiring off.
37:25
No idea. Oh good.
37:27
What I'm doing, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:28
To put it back I bought I bought something that would like jump
37:31
start the process like it's like a harness kit.
37:36
Yeah. Put it on lost.
37:39
Nothing. Yeah, No.
37:40
Do you want to do it? That's.
37:41
Funny, but I interest you in a rhino 69 pill.
37:44
Oh, I'll take anything. Oh really?
37:46
No. That would give you fucking
37:49
heart problem. I'm.
37:50
Trying to see if someone would take that shit while.
37:51
I mean, it's supposed to be a boner pill, right?
37:53
Yeah, OK. Something like that.
37:55
Yeah. Yeah, do.
37:55
You really think it's going to do anything to me?
37:57
I feel like it's going to make my little pecker pop, bro.
37:59
Like it's going to. Explode.
38:00
It's probably just blood flow stuff.
38:02
It's you. Know I mean that's what's.
38:03
Going to feel like an have. You ever taken 1 before?
38:05
No, I don't have the. I don't have that problem.
38:08
Yeah, I could. I don't.
38:08
Think you need a problem? You just take it anyway.
38:10
You know, actually, I think I have the opposite problem.
38:12
Like I'm bones up right now. Yeah, just hard as fuck.
38:14
Always, Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
38:16
It's just so small, you can't tell, you know what I mean.
38:18
It's easy to hide. That's fine.
38:20
I really shouldn't eat these on the fucking podcast.
38:22
No, I do it. I want to hear it.
38:23
It's like ASMR. You're you're good.
38:25
Just do the thing. What's the What's your worst
38:27
boner boner story? Let's get into boner stories.
38:29
Always. It's always in church.
38:31
It's the most awkward thing ever as.
38:33
Bars in church? Yeah, not a child, but like as a
38:35
teenager, like you're just sitting in church and all of a
38:37
sudden my. Little Bell is just like, yeah,
38:40
the second I see, the second I see Jesus on the cross, right?
38:43
That little wafer right on my tongue, I'm just like, yeah,
38:47
shit. Yeah.
38:49
There's more Eucharist. Holy Spirit help.
38:52
Yeah, yeah, I just remember being in class like.
38:55
In high school or something? That's that was my problem.
38:57
And it'd be like fucking 9:00 in the morning and you're like.
38:59
What the fuck is? This Frankie's gonna read a book
39:01
in front of the class. He is.
39:02
Yeah. What?
39:03
Fuck. No, I'm not.
39:04
What was your what was your go to?
39:05
The tuck. The up Tuck.
39:06
No, the Texas. Flip.
39:08
I did not like that. You don't.
39:09
Like, I mean, it doesn't feel good.
39:11
It feels super weird. You're like just like your belly
39:13
button when you're like taking steps.
39:14
But I would just like try, well, I guess depending on your try to
39:16
get down there and then I would just wait it out and I, I cross
39:19
my fingers, but. You just hit the fuck out of it.
39:21
Just. Take off your shoelace, wrap it
39:23
around your thigh when you. Tie it in, you're like.
39:26
Hold on, I gotta fuck. It dude waistband.
39:28
That was always the move. Just like fucking.
39:30
So I'm a gym short guy. Oh, that was.
39:33
Always had to go up and then just tie it as tight as
39:35
possible, you know what I mean? You get to the bathroom finally.
39:38
It's like purple, you know? You're like, oh man, this is not
39:42
good. That led to some other fantasies
39:44
down the wall. Oh yeah.
39:45
Wow. That was kind of nice.
39:47
Wow. Malcolm, what about you?
39:48
Yeah, Mike. Yeah, you gotta have a weird.
39:51
Boner. Let's get to the boner.
39:52
Stories. I've never been hard let.
39:57
Me, get one of them rhinos. Yeah, mine probably just one in
40:01
class or something. I don't really.
40:03
It's gonna be like this morning in the office.
40:04
Yeah, right now Bricked. Right now.
40:10
I tried to sit down at a in a plane at a.
40:12
Cam, I really thought Malcolm used my trade table.
40:15
I'm trying to remember. It was probably school, but
40:17
like, you know. Just school telling you church
40:19
it was just mad uncomfortable because you shouldn't be getting
40:21
boners in church. Right.
40:22
Or maybe you should, because I mean in if you're made in his.
40:26
Horned up for. Christ, that's what I'm saying.
40:28
Yeah. Yeah, if we're made in his.
40:30
Didn't say anything about that. In the body.
40:31
No, not at all. You could walk around with a bun
40:33
all day. You can't steal duck.
40:36
It probably said kill gay people, too.
40:37
That's true, too. I don't know if we should follow
40:40
everything in that. That shit is fucked.
40:43
Yeah. When you, like, dissect it,
40:44
Yeah, it's it's pretty big. That book is fucking terrible.
40:46
Yeah. I don't know.
40:47
I went to a lot of I went to a lot of like religion school
40:52
growing up and like I never finished any of this shit.
40:54
I like just but. You would read it halfway, you'd
40:56
be like, this shit's wack. No, they're like, you didn't go
40:59
to CCD. Do you know what CCD is?
41:01
CCD is like really touched me once a week.
41:04
Did you get touched? I actually didn't.
41:06
Oh, yeah. I mean.
41:08
All the teachers were like parents of the kids that you
41:11
knew. So it was like, if I feel like
41:13
if they did anything weird, it would have been like your dad is
41:17
a freak. Just.
41:19
Freak. But like that, that's what I'm
41:22
saying. Like they it it was too small of
41:24
a town. No.
41:26
People still get touched though. I didn't finish it as soon as
41:29
they they told me. Priest does it and then they go
41:31
like don't tell your, don't tell your.
41:33
It will be a sin if you tell your.
41:34
If it'll be, you're going. To hell.
41:36
Yeah, you're gonna go straight to hell and they're gonna put
41:38
fucking pineapples up your. Ass.
41:39
So this is what they did to you. Yeah, this is what he's
41:42
repressing. He said pineapples so.
41:43
Quick. Yeah, yeah, just that's what
41:45
happens to Hitler every day in hell.
41:47
Pineapples. I don't know.
41:49
I didn't have that. They just had me wanting.
41:51
They were like, you got to do community service to get
41:53
confirmed and I was like, I'm not fucking doing that
41:56
community. Service nice you're.
41:57
Bugging. I got kicked out of Sunday
41:59
school. Yeah, see what'd?
42:00
You do wrong. No, I wish.
42:03
No. I was like real young, but I was
42:05
still fat. So, you know, being a kid,
42:09
there's bathrooms and there's stall doors and the stall doors
42:11
swing. So we're jumping from stall door
42:13
to stall door, you know, But it comes to my turn and the staller
42:17
just rips the fuck off. So then, you know, big
42:20
commotion, guy comes in. What the fuck?
42:23
You know, you're out. You said that shit was crazy.
42:25
I'm sorry. I was shitting like crazy dude.
42:29
The door right off the fucking. Hinges.
42:30
The the the school bathrooms was a funny fucking place to be.
42:35
I I hope they still are. Like for the kids sake dude
42:39
there was for a little while there was.
42:41
I don't even know if I'm have all that.
42:42
I was going to say some crazy shit, but I was like.
42:44
No, you're crazy, but like you would you would you would send
42:47
one text out to a group and for some reason now there's like 100
42:51
kids in this bathroom and a teacher would come in and
42:53
they're like yo, get out and I. Was just saying like a bottle of
42:57
kids. Coming out that shit was funny
42:59
as. Hell, are you?
43:00
Kidding, I feel. Bad for kids growing up now
43:03
because like, I don't think they're probably just going in
43:05
there and actually peeing and pooping.
43:06
And no, no, I feel like it's back totally.
43:09
I hope so. I've seen some retarded shit on
43:11
the Internet lately, that one being.
43:13
One of them I wouldn't stand pee with.
43:15
The urinals are fun, you know what I mean?
43:16
Like, like there's a lot to be done in a bathroom with your.
43:20
Friends go for range in one of them in there.
43:22
Yeah, I can. Give.
43:22
Yeah, yeah, my friend Jay Tinnon was the best because he would do
43:26
this stuff by himself, but he just would get completely naked
43:30
no matter what and fold his clothes and put it, you know
43:32
what I mean? Like he'd put it on the on the
43:35
on the freaking sink and you just.
43:37
You'd. Walk in.
43:38
You'd walk in and he's just doing his thing.
43:40
And you're so desensitized at this point, you know what I
43:42
mean? Because every single time.
43:43
And he just wanted that stranger to come in to be like, what the
43:46
fuck? You know, Yeah, my school was
43:48
weird. I've seen people, like, pull all
43:50
their shit down to go take a piss of the urine.
43:52
Yeah. And they're like, wait, what?
43:54
There was like germ, You know what I mean?
43:56
Like, no, I think they're just retarded.
43:57
Whoa. That goes into.
43:59
Here's a good segue. So coming up here has been an
44:01
adventure. I got boobies pressed.
44:03
Yeah. I also stopped at some, like,
44:04
Eagle Rest Stop. It's basically just a Burger
44:07
King and like a 711 style thing in Jersey.
44:10
Does that sound good? And because chicken fries would
44:12
be sick right now, the spicy ones.
44:14
So anyway, I'm taking a leak, right?
44:16
I'm doing my deal and this shadow comes over me and it's
44:20
just like a 8 foot tall dude like right aside of me.
44:24
And then talking about getting old.
44:26
I had to say something. So I was like, man, that
44:28
probably sucks just seeing everybody's Dick in your
44:30
peripheral. And he goes that's it.
44:33
And I was like, I'm. Out.
44:34
You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm out.
44:36
But like, imagine being that tall because he's literally like
44:38
just looking at my schlong. You know what I mean?
44:41
Like. That's I already just assume if
44:43
we're taking a piss together as friends, you've seen my Dick and
44:45
it's like mainly just because I'm down here and I'm.
44:49
Down here. It's it's going to be hard for
44:51
you. Like I think it's just it's the
44:53
urinals when there's no barriers like you.
44:56
Ever go to a? Yankee game or a mat like a.
44:58
It's a through. It's a through of the best,
45:00
yeah. This shit is always a fucking
45:04
adventure because you're just like, that's just which one of
45:06
you was looking at my cock? Yeah, you're just comparing.
45:08
It's insane. I got nothing.
45:11
Like I'm not comparing shit man, I'm lucky I'm here like fucking
45:15
but why the fuck are we? Talking No, the troughs are
45:18
fucking weird, man. Troughs are kind of weird.
45:19
Yeah, I'll be the one. I'm not this is the one.
45:22
The adventure is really when the the stalls like the toilet got
45:27
no. Oh, yeah, pooping, pooping open,
45:30
open the air. I've only, I've only pooping
45:32
open is weird. I've never seen that.
45:34
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
45:35
There is that. That wasn't even as funny.
45:38
There was 111 lunch period in fucking.
45:41
Hearing them is bad enough, bro. Like I'll be here.
45:43
I'm like, what is going on over there?
45:45
I mean, like, you're not looking at my Dick like I'm sitting down
45:48
like this and my, my. That's probably the most
45:51
vulnerable state is wiping your butt in with other people that
45:54
could watch. Think about that.
45:55
You know what I mean? Like, I could, I could probably
45:57
sit there and Duke it, you know what I mean?
45:59
But as soon as I have to like, wipe my that's a freak.
46:01
That's a freaky ass fucking bathroom.
46:03
That's hard. Yeah, that's fucking weird.
46:05
You don't want to high 5 your buddy like yo nice and.
46:07
Then you go to a women room and there's shit on his hand.
46:10
Like why do we have a freak show going on over here?
46:12
But. Though you ever be you ever been
46:14
in a women's bathroom? Yeah, I have as well like as a,
46:18
as a child, like at a, this is always the opportunity.
46:21
Like there's some sort of reason you're at school after hours and
46:24
you're like we. Got us the opportunity.
46:26
What's in here dude? I know there's a fucking couch.
46:29
Dude I was in like middle school dude.
46:31
I don't know what it was but I'm remembering it.
46:32
It was literally like the movies.
46:33
It was like lighter pink. The boys bathroom was like light
46:37
blue. Yeah, yeah.
46:38
Like and and that's really the only.
46:40
You're talking about in the school?
46:41
Yeah. Oh yeah, where else are?
46:43
You. Yeah, well, outside in like
46:45
public areas. In a.
46:47
Public, yeah, public areas are like women's bathrooms are
46:49
disgusting. Women leaves.
46:52
Yeah, with their little diners and all that stuff and the weird
46:56
things that come with that, like oh geez, things on sticks and
47:00
strings and yeah. Dude, Oh yeah, cuz there's extra
47:04
products. There's extra products involved
47:06
with being a woman. There's all sorts of weird stuff
47:08
they got, like fragrances and these, yeah.
47:10
Dude. Yeah, Turkey.
47:11
Basters, OH. God, that was a weird thing was
47:14
that we like I remembered seeing that you saw that.
47:17
That was so funny, but the. First time you saw a tampon?
47:21
First up, why I have like fucking I have a sister.
47:25
Oh, then no. But, and by the time I got
47:27
older, my sister probably wasn't.
47:29
Yeah, you probably were. Yeah, I mean, I knew about
47:32
Tampa, bro. You had like health.
47:33
Do you remember health? Yeah.
47:35
Health class. They're like that.
47:37
Shit was funny for some reason. We watched Freaks and Geeks for
47:40
fucking half the market period. I don't know why there's like
47:45
this is going to teach you about life right here.
47:46
Yeah, you could just watch Dick Rossi and get taught about a lot
47:48
of shit. Degrassi is what you chose.
47:51
Yeah, you learn about school shootings, fucking getting
47:54
raped. Fucking that school was
47:55
terrible. I don't know.
47:56
OK, that's. Canada for you, I guess I don't
47:59
know what's going on over. There I remember.
48:00
They pulled up like. They pulled up like herpes on
48:05
the fucking screen. That shit looks like a piece of
48:07
coral. And I was like, what the fuck is
48:10
that? Wait, what?
48:11
That's a good gross. That's a good, like, visual aid.
48:14
There a piece of coral? Yeah, dude, I literally went
48:16
right to it. It was.
48:18
Flesh tone with a bunch. Dude I got this thing I was
48:20
talking about our our pod yesterday.
48:22
I got this thing like grown here with a little zit and I popped
48:24
it. Now it's turning into like
48:26
herpes. Oh no.
48:28
I mean, it's not, it's just a fucking yeah.
48:29
There's two differences. Now Frankie has it, 'cause you
48:31
guys are making out they're. Totally making out shit.
48:33
Yeah. No, our beards are like facial
48:35
hair protect. I mean, that's why you grow it.
48:37
That's how it is. Yeah.
48:38
That's that's the only reason you should have facial hair.
48:40
Oh, it has to protect from herpes.
48:41
Cuplex 9 or whatever it's called.
48:43
Then Oh my. God, yeah, you're screwed.
48:45
I'm fucked. You're getting herpes.
48:47
Shit. There's two different types of
48:48
herpes. There's vaginal or something or?
48:51
What? And then there's another type of
48:55
herpes I just like, I just like that you do this just genital
48:58
you're like there's. It's genital.
49:00
Genital herpes. Is the proper name I believe.
49:03
And then another herpes, and that's like the herpes on your
49:05
mouth. Yeah, there's also.
49:07
It is not what? Herpes zoster is the one you get
49:10
on your mouth. Just you made that up.
49:14
You made that up, no? I have a bachelor's degree in
49:17
health. Oh, I.
49:19
Always wanted that to be my my screen name was general Herpes,
49:23
but it was always taken what it is hissed it's Oster.
49:26
Whoa, you know it on your I don't.
49:28
I don't know. Oh, that's a shame.
49:29
What I'm talking about? I don't think that's what I'm
49:33
talking about, though. Oh, OK.
49:34
I don't know. I think that's another one.
49:37
No, I don't know. But is anybody else turned on?
49:38
That Lady, that Lady right there got eczema.
49:41
That's eczema. That's no, that's shingles, dumb
49:43
ass. That's pretty gross.
49:46
Look up different types of herpes.
49:47
Just search that. Put on some cortisone.
49:50
The herp. Different types of herpes, but
49:53
why can't I think of any other of the.
49:55
Simplex virus 1 and herpes simplex HPV that's.
49:58
What I'm talking about did you get a HPV shot growing up?
50:00
Human Papa. Human papilloma virus.
50:03
You had to get the shot in your neck.
50:05
Things like every girl in the world has that, don't they?
50:07
Oh, I don't know. It's.
50:08
A very, it's very, it's accurate.
50:10
Like it's super. Yeah, it's a very common and
50:13
it's STD, right? Yeah, it's considered.
50:15
I used to think so. It's also fucked up because it
50:17
like can give them cervical cancer like very it's yeah, men
50:20
transfer it to women, but we can't get it or something.
50:23
I don't know. I don't know we.
50:24
Can't like no we I got this shot dude.
50:27
It was needed like for a physical.
50:29
Did you not? Get this?
50:30
I don't know. I.
50:33
Think everyone old though so I wouldn't remember.
50:36
It what did they do to me bro? Yeah, you got something else?
50:39
They gave me something. No, the needle was crazy.
50:41
It was fucking. You remember that it was in my
50:43
spine. No, it was here in your neck.
50:46
It was, it was a big deal. My mom was like, Are you sure?
50:49
And I was like. Did you get?
50:50
Stabbed in the neck. No HPV shot?
50:53
I don't. I don't remember getting an HPV
50:55
shot. What about what about this?
50:57
This is, this might be beyond their time, but like, you
50:59
remember getting the hearing checks in the nurse's office?
51:02
Did you guys get those? Yeah.
51:04
Where it would like beep and then you got to like press which
51:06
ear you heard it from. Yeah.
51:09
That was that was a time. I used to always say I had a
51:13
tummy ache to get the Coke syrup.
51:15
Did you ever have the Coke syrup?
51:16
No, it's like molasses, but it's straight Coca-Cola.
51:21
It's like made like they would get it from Coke, but it's like,
51:23
you know, this cheat code. I had an actual tummy ache one
51:27
time and then I went in and she's like, just drink this.
51:29
And I was like, this is like straight crack.
51:31
You know what I mean? It's like concentrated damn
51:33
Coca-Cola. Yeah, it was really good.
51:35
I did not like doctor's visits. Actually, I still don't.
51:38
I haven't been in about I. Don't know the nurse's office
51:40
sometimes that's where all the cool kids would hang out.
51:42
You'd like fucking go to the nurse's office.
51:44
All of a sudden the crush that you had in school is sitting in
51:46
there and you're like, ah, now I get to hang out in here for a
51:48
fucking class period or whatever hot.
51:52
That's it. Keep going car just sitting
51:53
there fucking. Tell me more.
51:56
Crap, I shit in my pants. I'm waiting for my mom to bring
51:58
me new. Clothes.
51:59
Yeah, yeah. They're there because they did
52:02
something sick and. Fell out of step.
52:04
And like hurt their arm and you're like.
52:06
Or that's where all the slackers hang hung out.
52:08
It would be like I had I just came here.
52:10
I don't have anywhere else to go and the nurse was always just
52:13
chill as fuck. We would just leave school.
52:16
Yeah, we had for our cool kids. We we had a campus where you
52:18
could like leave school. It was dope.
52:21
I should have did that more and I didn't really do that.
52:24
Mine was so easy because we had commercial tech Comtech, so it
52:26
was like radio something, something in like, you know, oh,
52:29
you went to school and it was cool.
52:31
Yeah. It was pretty.
52:32
It was pretty good. It was being destroyed by the
52:34
time I was in there, and that was definitely over by the time
52:37
Carl got there, No. No, no, no, no, no.
52:39
But it was sick. You you would check out a camera
52:41
and then you would just go home because they let you freely
52:44
roam. Outside, so I would.
52:46
Check out a camera. Yep, now you had to turn it back
52:49
in. So I would check out a camera,
52:50
go outside, give it to the nerdy chick and be like sign my name
52:54
and I'm out. So the one time my mom got a
52:56
phone call and and they were like, Damien hasn't been to
52:58
school in like 3 months now every month and I'm and I'm
53:02
like, I'm like no, I was going, I'm just leaving, you know what
53:05
I mean? So it doesn't count like towards
53:06
that. So they were putting tardy down
53:08
for that class or whatever. Oh my God, yeah.
53:10
And then I just just completely stopped going.
53:12
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, this is stupid.
53:14
I'm not gonna learn anything. I'm strong from the hood, you
53:16
know what I mean? I was, I was on not
53:18
unfortunately, but like I'm fortunately pretty good at
53:21
school like I'm. Good at school?
53:24
Yeah, I like that because no, no, there is.
53:26
A little racist, but. No, no, I'm kinda kinda not
53:30
math, but it's the fact of how to just get by in school.
53:37
It's like get your homework done.
53:39
What am I getting it done? Fucking 10 minutes before that
53:42
class started that. So then what?
53:44
What about my projects and the tests?
53:46
What am I studying it for? Ever.
53:48
Right before that. Like all the way.
53:50
Just just figuring out that I'm actually really nice at
53:53
procrastinating. And it it it carried me all the
53:56
way to the end. Yeah, me too.
53:58
It's just how to get by in school.
53:59
Like, would I do it again? No.
54:01
If I had a spawn and they told me I don't want to go to school,
54:05
I'm not going to get mad at you. But my parents, unfortunately
54:08
would have so. The best when they made us wear
54:12
ID cards because all these schools were going to shot up so
54:15
I was like well you're that you're that young no, but well
54:19
kind of no but like I know what you're talking about it was
54:22
before that, but it was in between Columbine and.
54:25
Holy shit. The crazy time.
54:28
But they were like locking doors and all this shit.
54:31
Like my school was just super open.
54:33
Yeah. You'd see like a homeless guy
54:34
walk by, you know, like probably in high school in 2000.
54:37
And I have no clue. I'm the worst 1st 4 two or two
54:40
to four maybe. Wait, no 04.
54:43
I was already out. You were out?
54:44
Yeah. OK, so you probably going to
54:46
high school 1 Columbine was going on.
54:48
Yeah, yeah. I was actually there when that
54:50
happened. In the room whoa whoa whoa whoa.
54:53
Yeah. So, yeah, they.
54:54
Didn't have any of that. So it was like super open, you
54:57
know, the door, the back door would be locked.
54:58
You try to go in after lunch, you're like, OK, I'm locked out
55:01
of my own school. And then you just go home
55:02
because you're like, I'm not fucking playing these games.
55:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, they have IDs, right?
55:06
They want you to wear an ID. No one really did it.
55:08
But the day I would wear it would be the day I needed to
55:10
pass a test. And I actually have everything
55:11
on the back of it. Oh, that's good.
55:13
You just wearing my ID. I had a different.
55:15
I had a different strategy. Smart.
55:17
I was just like annoying in school, so I didn't do anything.
55:21
I just talked to everybody and then the teachers would be like,
55:24
you got to stop. Well, they'd end up making
55:26
they'd barter with me. They'd be like, look, if you
55:28
don't bring down everybody else's grades because you're
55:31
literally like the center of attention because I was a class
55:33
clan, I was like acting out all the time.
55:34
You know what I mean? I had this thing, I can't say
55:36
that on the air, but anyway, so I would just act out a lot and
55:39
the teachers would be like, look, I'll barely just get you
55:42
by in a passing grade. Just shut the fuck up.
55:45
Just shut basically. And I was like, can I put my
55:47
head down on my backpack and sleep?
55:49
And she's like, yes. And I was like, that's crazy.
55:52
Yep. But you still didn't pass.
55:54
Oh, no, I I mean, I would go up. Yeah, Yeah.
55:56
Until I got to AI. Forget what grade.
55:57
I dropped out. But I was like, OK, done.
55:59
But like, when I was younger, you know what I mean?
56:01
That's what I would do. That was a strategy.
56:03
Except for art class. Art class I excelled at because
56:05
I actually cared about it. Oh, art teachers are also, like,
56:07
awesome. Different breed.
56:08
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
56:09
They're high, You know, they're high.
56:11
Yeah, dude. All of my art teachers were
56:13
definitely high. That's what I'm saying.
56:15
Actually, no, none of it was my like math teachers.
56:20
That were math teachers are also kind of weird sometimes.
56:22
No, yeah. Yeah, we had a science teacher
56:24
that was really. Maybe.
56:26
Maybe a science teacher too, Yeah.
56:28
His nickname was Doorknob because he would rub his butt
56:30
hole on the doorknob. Like, it was really weird.
56:33
Like he he probably just had an itchy butt, you know what I
56:34
mean? But like, he didn't want to
56:35
scratch it, so he would just go up there and he was like, to rub
56:37
his ass. Yeah.
56:38
Like it was just like this weird motion.
56:40
Fucking crazy. Do you?
56:41
Have any hot teachers? We had a couple that were.
56:43
Fucking hot no. That was a.
56:45
Problem. I mean, doorknob was all right,
56:46
but. Dude.
56:49
We had teachers that would be fucking kids in the school.
56:51
Yo, that's crazy. That's like such a thing right
56:53
now at. Westwood.
56:54
There's probably some Batty teachers in there.
56:57
There was just one, I forget her name, but she definitely fucked
57:00
this kid. That's crazy.
57:01
Maybe we're just going to not disclose that because I feel
57:04
like I shouldn't have even said. Yeah, yeah, I probably shouldn't
57:06
say her name. Yeah, I was.
57:07
Going to say my town where I was.
57:09
And I was like, I was about to make a point where I was like,
57:12
I'm not going to say the town or the name of the high school
57:14
because I had a good time there. Like growing up as a kid, I
57:18
would not trade that experience for the world.
57:20
Like I'm talking like, like I still there were no cameras when
57:24
I grew up. Oh.
57:25
There was cameras in my school see.
57:26
There were none, yeah, in mine, yeah.
57:28
We didn't have like I grew up with that and then I think it
57:32
was pre iPad era, so like before all whatever the kids have now.
57:37
So I had textbooks and. All my iPads and stuff and.
57:40
Just dude, my cousin, yeah, they don't even, they don't have
57:42
anything. My cousin.
57:43
I was like, I was like, where are your books?
57:45
Because I was, you know, I was, I was taking care of them for
57:47
like a day. I.
57:48
Had my iPad right here. It's like, what do you mean?
57:51
And I'm like are. They at least writing on the
57:53
iPad, I. Don't know.
57:54
I don't think so. I.
57:55
Think they have cursive gone? Oh, definitely.
57:57
Cursive. So that's like elvish now, like
57:59
if you like those kids are going to be like, what is that?
58:01
You know what I mean? Like you, you could write
58:03
cursive still I could. Oh yeah.
58:04
Can you? I probably could I.
58:07
Have to see. My cursive's pretty nice, but
58:09
mainly because it's just a mix of like plain, plain penmanship
58:13
and I just don't pick up the pen.
58:14
Yeah, it's like laziness. Yeah, lazy way to write.
58:17
Yeah, well, that was the goal, is to not lift.
58:19
Yeah. Never lift.
58:20
Never lift. Supposed to be carried over.
58:22
Efficient. Yeah.
58:23
But yeah dude I pre textbooks now, they don't have anything
58:28
all on the iPad. My cousin had no idea what the
58:30
hell I was talking about. Yeah, that's.
58:31
Why? But yeah, don't don't sleep on
58:35
the cursive dude. It's it's kind of cool that we
58:37
you that we still kind of know how to do that.
58:39
It's like a. Yeah, I got the Feather brand
58:41
and everything. Roman numerals kids don't know
58:43
like they can't read like clocks with Roman numerals.
58:45
I hope they can do that. Dude I feel like kids can't read
58:48
the fucking. I usually have a watch because.
58:50
Clocks are still everywhere. No one's writing a script.
58:52
Time is still like a thing even though it's a fake, you know?
58:55
Yeah, like fucking old school. Clocks are everywhere, right?
58:58
But like, script. No one's fucking writing a
59:00
script. No, like occasionally you'll see
59:02
some shit like some old motherfucker wrote and you're
59:05
like, what? Yeah, they can't read that.
59:07
Probably no. There's when I wrote cursive in
59:10
public school after coming from private school where they were
59:13
like, you're going to need to know how to do this in the
59:15
future bro. I wrote one homework assignment
59:18
and it's cursive and I got yelled at because the teacher.
59:22
I can't read this. Shot fucking was like, never do
59:26
that again. Yeah, and I never did it again.
59:28
Never write an elvish again. Yeah, Elvish.
59:30
They just need now. I guess it's just like teach you
59:32
how to do a signature, like your signature, and that's pretty
59:35
much it. I got a crazy idea for you.
59:37
Show you how to do taxes. Yeah, right.
59:39
That'd be weird, right? Yeah, that'd be great.
59:42
Maybe, maybe do things that are important that we need to learn
59:44
how to do that would be. Wild.
59:46
What about like finances and budgeting and shit like that?
59:48
That'd. Be awesome and urethral
59:50
sounding, you know what I mean? Wait, what?
59:52
How to hit it from the back? 101.
59:54
They have a class for that sex Ed now they just learn like
59:57
weird TikTok phrases. I don't want to know what sex Ed
59:59
is like nowadays. I'm telling you, it's probably
1:00:01
sick. Probably it's probably shit
1:00:04
it's. Probably like they're talking
1:00:05
about like, fucking. Watch this backshot.
1:00:09
It's got to be like you like. Probably.
1:00:14
Throwing ropes, slinging ropes, slinging ropes like that, yeah.
1:00:20
Why does Eddie say I? Don't know what?
1:00:22
Is he ever going to need? I don't know.
1:00:24
To bowl that out of his vocabulary.
1:00:26
Mudslinging. I don't know why he said that
1:00:28
one day, but it stuck with. Me shooting, ropes shooting.
1:00:30
Ropes. That was in ropes.
1:00:32
You know what I mean? Busting nuts?
1:00:34
Yeah. He's like Necklace is.
1:00:36
Spiderman and he's like, I shoot ropes.
1:00:39
I was like. Oh.
1:00:42
Why you can have girth pills or whatever like maximum load pills
1:00:45
that don't do anything rhino. I thought it was like if you
1:00:48
drink more water and you're pretty hydrated, you're
1:00:50
definitely fucking maybe if like you don't jerk off for two weeks
1:00:53
either would help, but like. Yeah, I think that's the key.
1:00:56
If I don't jerk off for two weeks and and that one right
1:00:59
there, everybody better clear the fuck out.
1:01:01
Which room is sure? Than white, Let's have a
1:01:03
competition. A competition.
1:01:04
A competition just for the record compilation.
1:01:08
I was with Malcolm, obviously. How was?
1:01:10
How was that? It was good.
1:01:11
What were your ropes like? Like that?
1:01:14
And I was. I was.
1:01:16
With him, and I was talking to him and I was like, this podcast
1:01:20
is gonna be insane. Yeah, I'm sorry.
1:01:21
He's like, what do you mean? I was like, trust me, I'm sorry.
1:01:23
My bad. I was like, Damien's gonna come
1:01:25
here. Hard as a rock.
1:01:27
Well, now we're about to have the competition, so.
1:01:30
I will say that the first time that I did this was kind of like
1:01:33
me coming into my own with microphones and cameras and all
1:01:36
that stuff. Like we were kind of fresh.
1:01:38
Dude, yeah, that really was. It was and I've, I was like, and
1:01:42
I do struggle with like anxiety and panic attacks and all that
1:01:44
stuff from the dumb brain, but I was like in a, in a mood.
1:01:48
Plus the anxiety of driving here because New Jerseyans don't like
1:01:52
to use their fucking turns that we just talked about.
1:01:54
The Jersey slide is insane. Well.
1:01:56
Now you can't see boobs this time.
1:01:57
Boobs is cool that's cool yeah yeah And a muffler fall off that
1:02:00
was kind of I mean we learned that's we learned a lot about
1:02:03
you that night that was like crazy fun yeah You you shared a
1:02:07
lot of information about like, drifting the early, the history
1:02:10
yeah yeah yeah I'm. Just who you were as a person.
1:02:12
I totally got to know Damian that night.
1:02:14
And we went out to get food. That was fun.
1:02:16
Yeah. Yeah.
1:02:17
But now it's like it's completely different.
1:02:18
Like cameras in my face. Yeah.
1:02:20
Cameras in my shorts. Like I'm down.
1:02:23
Like, it doesn't matter. Like I'm so comfortable, you
1:02:25
know what I mean? Like it doesn't even matter
1:02:28
dude. Every time I.
1:02:29
See you at the track you. Have cameras on your face?
1:02:31
Yeah, that happens walking around.
1:02:32
Oh yeah. Oh, you're, you're a medical.
1:02:35
I'm a medical. Do you feel like you gotta warn
1:02:37
people when you there's a little blinking light?
1:02:39
OK, so but they said nobody really pays attention.
1:02:41
Yeah, I don't. Really I just assume.
1:02:43
There's somebody. It was live streaming.
1:02:45
That's right. We were doing that at the RSD
1:02:47
thing. Yeah, yeah, You just have to.
1:02:49
You're like, yeah, I'm like, Oh yeah.
1:02:51
Because I think you were about to talk some shit or something.
1:02:53
Probably, you know, you mean you're about to be like.
1:02:55
Yeah, you know, live. Streaming.
1:02:58
Watch out. Fucking Carl Socks.
1:03:00
Oh, there's a lot of that. That was normal, yeah.
1:03:03
That was a fun day too. Drifting can be fun.
1:03:06
So drifting's fun when it's homies.
1:03:09
Yeah. And when it when it feels like
1:03:11
going back to school, like school was cool because you had
1:03:13
that like camaraderie between everybody, even if you didn't
1:03:17
like. Them you were.
1:03:18
Just like they're in your class camaraderie.
1:03:21
So like that's when drifting is fun.
1:03:23
And I think I think that's like what we need to get back to.
1:03:26
We need to more come more, a lot more come.
1:03:29
You know what I'm saying? No, no.
1:03:34
For Carl, you didn't. Do no, no.
1:03:38
That but more friends though that would.
1:03:39
More more friends, more more of that like chill vibe where
1:03:43
nothing matters yeah like you were trying to win for sure.
1:03:47
He only wants to win. I mean he's but you come down a
1:03:50
little bit this year. You got the vibes I.
1:03:52
Just like to hang out, dude. That's where James.
1:03:55
No, no, no. You used to like.
1:03:56
To win Oh I. Fucking love winning we.
1:03:59
Definitely still loves winning. We definitely fucked with him
1:04:00
too. Remember that?
1:04:01
Oh yeah, I remember. It was actually a little too
1:04:03
much. It was pretty mean.
1:04:04
It was pretty mean. That was mostly mad that did
1:04:06
that, yeah. But there was like when, when we
1:04:10
did James's podcast, that guy just loves hanging out.
1:04:15
Like Justin loves hanging out. The fuck The driving was the
1:04:17
car's there. James just likes to.
1:04:18
Hang Out 100. Percent.
1:04:19
That's I learned from James. That's actually awesome to
1:04:23
hanging out. Part you take more.
1:04:24
A lot of people forget to hang out.
1:04:27
Yep. Well, they take it too
1:04:28
seriously. That's my biggest thing with
1:04:30
anything Motorsports right now is it's too serious.
1:04:33
We need to get back to like it's a bunch of friends doing dumb
1:04:36
shit. Like you're going to do the new
1:04:37
trick on on your skateboard, which is now a car.
1:04:40
And I'm like, that's fucking cool.
1:04:41
And then we high 5 and maybe we kiss, but like it's not like
1:04:45
that anymore. It's you do that, then you have
1:04:47
all these competitive nerds that want to one up you right away.
1:04:50
Yeah. And.
1:04:51
That that is the problem. That's what happened, is it?
1:04:53
That is it just like all these little competition things
1:04:55
popping up. That is what it is, right?
1:04:57
Because it used to be we're just hanging out and everybody's
1:05:00
cheering on everybody else. Now everybody's like everyone
1:05:02
turned into like attention have to be the best have.
1:05:05
To be the best, yeah, you got to be pushing each other a.
1:05:07
Little for sure. No, 100% Like you can do that in
1:05:10
a in a fun way, yes. That's that's how I'm.
1:05:13
Doing it. I mean, some people like doing
1:05:15
competitions, you know? Yeah, like that's fun to them.
1:05:18
I don't think I'm one of the people.
1:05:20
But Carl, Carl takes it too seriously.
1:05:22
I like, it's in the comp mode. It's like your comp mode guy.
1:05:24
But then there's like a hangout if you win because I want.
1:05:28
To lose. Do you hang?
1:05:29
Are you hung up if you lose? No, you know, I'm if I lose,
1:05:33
then I'm just then I can just just hang out faster like I'm
1:05:37
already. But then when the next one's
1:05:38
coming, he'll be like, what the? Fuck that shit up.
1:05:40
Yeah, that are you like getting into it?
1:05:42
You like psyched yourself up and stuff.
1:05:43
Yeah, I want to do my best. I like the way the way you do
1:05:47
one thing is the way you do all of the things.
1:05:50
So if I can't apply myself in something that I really care
1:05:53
about right now right now, like at the line, this run has to be
1:05:57
perfect. I want to see if I can do it
1:06:00
perfect right here, which is fine and if I could do it right
1:06:03
now and it's really good and it's better than theirs and I
1:06:06
win sick if I lose Fuck, I fucking got to work on it.
1:06:09
I'm the. Type of person that'd be like,
1:06:11
yo, there's going to be a competition later.
1:06:12
I'm like, we all have to do it, yeah.
1:06:14
I got to work on it, but it gives.
1:06:15
You and then you do it and. It gives you like something to
1:06:18
just like build more on. It's separate than just being
1:06:21
able to direct. I'll tell you what, the one of
1:06:24
the things that I've learned is when I don't care about a
1:06:26
competition, I do better. You do awesome like you
1:06:29
immediately as a driver gonna do so awesome like.
1:06:32
If I'm trying, I'm fucking up. Like, for sure.
1:06:35
I'm actually better under pressure.
1:06:36
I'm like, are you? Yeah.
1:06:37
I mean, there's people that yeah, like that.
1:06:40
I don't enjoy it, but I know I'm better in those situations.
1:06:43
Wow. I like that or I I want to say
1:06:47
that I'm worse, but I know that I perform better on.
1:06:49
That I think you do too. Because I know I have to do it.
1:06:52
Yeah. Otherwise ADHD is telling me
1:06:55
fucking yeah. Oh, this is going to look so
1:06:58
cool right here. Instead I'm like, oh, like a
1:07:00
competition here. If I'm behind someone following
1:07:02
them or something, I'll spin out.
1:07:03
But like if I'm in front and they're behind me, I'm like
1:07:06
locked in, yeah. I'm like, I don't fuck up, don't
1:07:08
fuck up, don't fuck up. And it kind of helps.
1:07:10
Yeah. So that's kind of like, I mean,
1:07:12
that was the point of the SXD thing that I'm doing.
1:07:14
The SXD challenge is, I'm not a comp guy at all, but the
1:07:18
building of this event is to do it in a fun way where you're in
1:07:23
competition with your team like you're doing it As for fun, you
1:07:27
know what I mean? Like, and if you come there
1:07:30
trying to win, you already lost. Like, that mentality is bad.
1:07:33
You're supposed to come there to be like, this is sick.
1:07:35
Let's have a lot of fun and see how we do.
1:07:37
Who cares? You know, you've been planning
1:07:39
this for, like, over a year, right?
1:07:40
Seven years in my head. For real.
1:07:42
Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:43
And where did you get this idea from?
1:07:45
There was like some video option.
1:07:46
MSCMSC yeah, magazine that did like, they did like video stuff
1:07:53
too. They do like the famous Nakamura
1:07:55
video where he like, it's like a Senpatsu challenge, you know, to
1:07:58
go back and forth. But he came in so hot that he
1:08:00
just rides the wall and pulls handbrake and just goes
1:08:02
straight. And the judges are like, you
1:08:04
know what I mean? That was like, that was sick.
1:08:07
But yeah, any challenges that they do, which they do all the
1:08:10
time, it's like normal video option stuff.
1:08:12
Then they stop and then, you know, they blindfold a bunch of
1:08:15
drivers and they're doing dumb shit.
1:08:16
That's where it it was inspired from.
1:08:17
It does sound sick, man. You need a media.
1:08:20
Prod team dude. So we have a full production
1:08:22
team. We're making a DVD.
1:08:23
Thank God. Thank God.
1:08:24
Yep, We have a production team. Prod production is helping.
1:08:27
They do like aerial stuff on the ground, stuff like it's going to
1:08:30
be. Just for your sanity, because
1:08:32
now there's like a lot of moving parts and I feel like if I was
1:08:36
doing something like that, I'd want to, you got to, you got to
1:08:40
be up here. You need to kind of delegate the
1:08:41
stuff because if, yeah, if you do it yourself, it'd be like
1:08:44
inside you're going to be. So the next one's going to be
1:08:45
even better because you're going to have all this footage from
1:08:48
the first one too to market it. And that that's, we'll run into
1:08:51
that problem right now is marketing stuff.
1:08:52
It's like, what do you do? Yeah, this like you just have to
1:08:55
talk about it. Like that's pretty much all you
1:08:56
can do, yeah. AI generated.
1:08:59
Or all the dumb things are. So creepy.
1:09:01
You ever see videos now? I found out that it might have
1:09:05
been on this podcast where somebody informed me that the
1:09:08
Australian videos, it was, it was Haley and Jet.
1:09:11
The Australian videos, a lot of them are AI generated, like the
1:09:14
fear stuff like the spiders and all that shit like in the
1:09:17
toilets and whatever. Is lying too though.
1:09:19
I'm sorry. She's like, oh, the spiders
1:09:21
aren't that big. I'm like, that's a big spider.
1:09:23
Yeah, I miss Jen and Haley. They're so fun.
1:09:25
Yeah, they're fucking hilarious. Like she thinks a small spider
1:09:28
is like, like, huge, right? I'm like, Australia's fucking
1:09:31
crazy. I don't like the fact that
1:09:33
they're always the videos that I see.
1:09:35
It's like you lift up a toilet seat spider.
1:09:39
Every single time. So I sit down when I pee.
1:09:42
If the seat is clean, Malcolm, if if it's a clean bathroom.
1:09:51
If it's if it's a clean bathroom, I'm sitting down
1:09:53
because I don't like feeling piss hitting my leg.
1:09:56
That's just like it hitting your asshole.
1:09:57
That's fine. OK.
1:09:58
I mean, fill me up. All right?
1:09:59
Listen. The Little Neptunes.
1:10:02
I sit down every time and I have to lift the seat because of
1:10:05
those fucking videos. Dude, I don't want the spider to
1:10:08
crawl into your butt. Into my ass.
1:10:10
Right. Yeah, I do.
1:10:11
Tend to think about a cockroach climbing in my butt.
1:10:14
You're thinking about a different kind.
1:10:16
You're thinking about cockroach minus the Roach deep fucking.
1:10:19
Hey, yo. Pussy boy, no.
1:10:24
No, but for real, that's what I think about it.
1:10:25
But I don't look under the seat because.
1:10:27
Really. Yeah, because I'm just like.
1:10:29
Dude, it's like. If I start looking under the
1:10:30
seat, I'm not going to stop. I mean, that's that's my
1:10:32
problem. Every single time except for my
1:10:34
house, you know what I mean? Because I clean my shit.
1:10:36
Yeah, I just got you just got to pray.
1:10:39
Yeah, but there's not a fucking creature.
1:10:40
No, I could just see it biting like the inside of your leg or
1:10:43
something, you know what I mean? Because like in that video when
1:10:45
they lift the seat, it's like all bird spider like it's one
1:10:49
that would literally kill it kills a real Yeah, that one is
1:10:52
the old one. I don't want to see that.
1:10:53
I don't know if there's I didn't see the new AI generated.
1:10:55
Ones, I don't know which ones are.
1:10:57
It doesn't exactly say made by AI like when you see it and I'm
1:11:01
gullible enough where I might go.
1:11:04
Whoa. Best case scenario.
1:11:06
Spider Man worst case scenario, dead in fucking 3 minutes.
1:11:09
Yep. Yeah, that's.
1:11:10
Crazy. I think it would be the latter.
1:11:12
Like I think my body, you know how like your body probably has
1:11:15
to fight that spider man thing so that it turns you turn into
1:11:18
spider man. I'm just, I'm taking.
1:11:19
I'm dying. Where are you shooting your webs
1:11:21
from? Maybe my fingers.
1:11:25
I feel like it wouldn't be like this.
1:11:27
Wouldn't be from the wrist. Yeah, that.
1:11:29
Is it wouldn't be that way, it'd probably.
1:11:31
Be like a. Yes, like a dad.
1:11:33
I love Spider Man. You ever see that fucking video
1:11:35
where it's like the when he's on the roof and he's like, he's
1:11:38
doing this but then it flips to the girl just getting covered
1:11:41
in? It's one of my favorite videos
1:11:43
ever. I can't imagine it's so good.
1:11:46
It's so good. Carl's abandoning.
1:11:49
Sorry, I'm sorry. That was it.
1:11:51
We offended Carl. He's not really into really into
1:11:54
facials. Yeah.
1:11:56
This has been great so far. Sorry.
1:11:58
No, no, I love it. I was like, I hope Damien's
1:12:00
coming with that energy that he has on his own podcast.
1:12:02
Dude, I'm like amped up. I had a good day.
1:12:04
It was. It was pretty sweet.
1:12:05
I. Think it was the titties.
1:12:06
It No, it was actually the I swam before I came here.
1:12:09
I had like a good relaxing breakfast.
1:12:11
Like I have a good you're a water person.
1:12:13
I like to swim only in pools. I'm not a big ocean guy.
1:12:17
Why? I don't know.
1:12:18
The unknown. If it's clear.
1:12:19
You like the beach? Not really, no.
1:12:21
I'm there for like 3 days and then one day of being at the
1:12:25
beach is enough for me. You know what I mean?
1:12:26
Movie Jaws. I mean, it's a classic, but did
1:12:29
you see the reverse one with the guy?
1:12:31
Wait, what? Yeah, I don't know.
1:12:33
Speaking of AI, I don't know if they did this.
1:12:35
So it's a dude instead of a dude, and the shark is on the
1:12:38
boat and then the dude flops up and starts like, biting him and
1:12:41
stuff. Dude, it's so good.
1:12:42
Only, like I said before, only you could introduce me to these
1:12:45
things. I find a lot of stuff.
1:12:47
Yeah. Are you a Redditor?
1:12:49
No, A lot of this stuff ends up taking you there.
1:12:52
Yeah, You know what I mean? If you start getting deep into
1:12:54
stuff like prolapses or like something weird, if you get into
1:12:57
you know what I mean, like a sub genre, that's where it's going
1:13:01
to end up on Reddit. Are you?
1:13:03
No, I'm just, I'm just No, no, I'm not a are you a, are you a
1:13:07
fuck deep web person? Dark web person?
1:13:10
No, I never got into that. I usually just bought my babies
1:13:12
on the corner. No, I'd like to get into.
1:13:15
I wonder. Like what?
1:13:17
I wonder too, Right. But like, nowadays I heard just
1:13:19
fucked stories. And you just.
1:13:21
I know you heard the same stories I heard.
1:13:22
Yeah. You're just going to get busted
1:13:23
nowadays. Malcolm, you know about the dark
1:13:25
web. Yeah, I've never tried to go on
1:13:27
it though. Oh, you haven't?
1:13:27
Kind of scared, Yeah. As soon as you log in.
1:13:30
Like you're tracked. Yeah.
1:13:31
That's what I feel. Yeah.
1:13:33
You know, Carl, you ever been on the dark web?
1:13:35
No. OK, but I've had.
1:13:37
Like other friends? Like buy other shit off of
1:13:40
there. Like drugs and whatnot.
1:13:41
Not like fake IDs. Stuffed squirrels like.
1:13:44
Mushrooms like. That I would never buy a fake
1:13:47
ID. Here's a photo of me.
1:13:48
You're right. Yeah.
1:13:50
Now. Yeah.
1:13:51
Yeah, now that I think about that, it was kind of reckless.
1:13:53
Do I? Oh no, I don't have it on me,
1:13:55
but. Yeah, I heard stories about the
1:13:57
dark web that I don't even want to talk about in this podcast.
1:14:00
We used Bitcoin, yeah, to buy on there and we had.
1:14:04
Bitcoin. Yeah, Bitcoin.
1:14:05
So. Many.
1:14:07
No, no, no. It was like Bitcoin was.
1:14:09
Around for a while. 2010 yeah, yeah, We bought like a bunch of
1:14:15
Bitcoin. It was like dumb cheap, like
1:14:16
cents on the dollar or like a whatever.
1:14:19
Whatever it was, it was in a lot.
1:14:20
And you could buy shit on. Silk rotor.
1:14:23
Yeah, we bought a bunch of fake IDs.
1:14:25
I know all this. They shipped them over and like
1:14:26
model plain sets. I kept the model plain sets.
1:14:29
Everybody took that fake IDs. I still might have the plain
1:14:33
sets. I'm going to go home and put
1:14:35
that together. I want to see your fake ID.
1:14:36
Dude, it was really good. It was.
1:14:38
Trying to use it somewhere. Dude, maybe it was, you know
1:14:40
what's crazy? It was Pennsylvania ID, which
1:14:43
would be even funnier. What was your name?
1:14:45
It was just so there was a there.
1:14:47
Was a. There was a rule.
1:14:49
There was somebody told me that the real way you could get in
1:14:53
trouble is if you put a fake name on it.
1:14:55
Yeah. So my real name was on it, but
1:14:58
my address, all of that shit was fake.
1:15:00
I mean, when you really think about it, it's kind of fucking
1:15:02
stupid anyway. We're not going to check that.
1:15:04
They're just going to be like, OK, yeah, you're good.
1:15:06
It was it was Carla Rosario and it was my old address, but
1:15:10
Allentown, I'd say like 142 Suburbia Terrace, Allentown.
1:15:15
What's your current address? Not that I don't know.
1:15:18
I don't know what my current address is.
1:15:20
They actually have a sticker hold on on the back of my neck.
1:15:22
Let me check. What's your barcode?
1:15:25
Your Social Security number? Yeah, you know it by heart.
1:15:28
There was one time I never got one taken away, but there was
1:15:32
one time where a lady really pressed me and the lady behind
1:15:35
me. What would they do like?
1:15:37
They take it away. They cut it.
1:15:38
Yeah, they cut it up. They put you on the wall of
1:15:40
shame. Or oh, that's it.
1:15:41
Like it's. Not even that bad.
1:15:43
I mean, like, you got to leave and then you're red in the face
1:15:45
and then you get in the car and they're like, they took it.
1:15:47
Oh my God, we got to get out of here.
1:15:48
Don't they sound like? FBI is on the way.
1:15:50
Like. That would be bad.
1:15:52
That was a weird time. What were you using it for?
1:15:54
Bars. Just liquor stores and yes and.
1:15:56
Bars. That's clubbing.
1:15:57
He was clubbing. Were you a clubber?
1:15:59
Not really. But that was like, that was like
1:16:02
our time. It was clever.
1:16:04
You were a clever bro, yo, you're clever.
1:16:06
I hear the stories. I.
1:16:07
Was not. I hear the stories.
1:16:08
About strip clubs. Nope.
1:16:10
You ever been to 1? Me either.
1:16:12
Really, Me either. Dude, there's a couple good ones
1:16:15
right here. We could go to stilettos and
1:16:16
have. There are a lot of.
1:16:17
Strip clubs is there really we? Could go to Bada Bing and have a
1:16:19
steak, we could go do that. There's legitimately 3 strip
1:16:22
clubs within 10 minutes. Yes, satin dolls got the best
1:16:25
food in there. Yeah, yeah.
1:16:27
I'm not. I'm not a strip club guy.
1:16:28
I. Guess neither am I because
1:16:30
mainly. Well you don't need it.
1:16:31
You just people driving on the road showing you titties.
1:16:33
I get free titties. I don't like going to a strip
1:16:35
club because then I'm like I'm paying for me to get fucking
1:16:39
just blue balled to rice like I'm driving home, no seat belt.
1:16:45
Yeah, right. And like it's not like they can
1:16:47
like you can't do anything cool. Like they can't sit on the end
1:16:49
of a table and spread their legs and you can try to take 1/4 and
1:16:52
like get in the slot machine, you know what I mean?
1:16:54
Like you can't do anything that. Absolutely.
1:16:56
I'm just trying to get a little maybe.
1:16:57
Maybe she'll just tickle my Joe or something.
1:16:59
Like fucking what the fuck? You're trying to play strip club
1:17:04
guy. I have a friend that's been
1:17:05
obsessed with strip clubs lately.
1:17:07
Some of those, some dudes get really into it and that's scary
1:17:11
because they're probably like that saying where they think the
1:17:13
stripper loves them and stuff, you know?
1:17:14
I mean like the stripper actually.
1:17:15
Like song. I'm in love, this I remember.
1:17:19
That dude, I'm in love with this.
1:17:21
Yo, TP has just been cooking on everything, man.
1:17:23
He does. He does so much stuff.
1:17:25
Did you see that Wisconsin event?
1:17:26
Yeah, what was this? Is this?
1:17:27
Like a private event or something?
1:17:28
Or like an invite? Yeah, kind of sick.
1:17:30
His concert there was like full-fledged.
1:17:32
Yeah, it was sick. He's sold out a.
1:17:34
Stadium, it looked. Awesome.
1:17:35
Dude. So they had a concert there and
1:17:38
a drift event. Yeah, Yep.
1:17:40
That's cool. Which is great 'cause he have to
1:17:42
pay himself. Like he's already making the
1:17:43
money, so he's not paying another artist.
1:17:45
He probably has some. People come.
1:17:46
Up having so much fun it looks like I'm like damn wow.
1:17:50
Yeah, he streams too, right, like a lot Twitch and and then
1:17:53
he does he does stuff with like beats and stuff still.
1:17:55
I don't know, he had like some crazy.
1:17:57
He wanted to make a big announcement.
1:17:59
I didn't know if it was going to be like he's settling or he's
1:18:01
like stopping something to focus more on Motorsports.
1:18:04
You know, that's kind of what he does.
1:18:05
They have a shot right here. Nappy boy Otto.
1:18:08
Yeah, yeah. That's kind of serious.
1:18:09
Dude I think T pain really just be out there having so much fun.
1:18:13
Yep, man. He's got guy from Hurt which is
1:18:15
cool too. Yeah, he's got, like a lot of
1:18:17
really good people in his ear. And hopefully one of these days,
1:18:20
man, if that opportunity happens, I'm going to be like,
1:18:22
what did the stripper look like? I need to know.
1:18:25
Was she, huh. Yeah.
1:18:28
Probably not. Probably not.
1:18:29
All right, tell. Us more about this event oh so
1:18:33
tell the people because we know but get the people going yeah so
1:18:36
it's a yeah SXD challenge it's inspired by Japanese fun driving
1:18:43
because if you notice all of our American and not I'm I'm
1:18:46
classifying it but you watch like videos and and event
1:18:49
coverage we're kind of uptight like there's a little bit of
1:18:52
hanging out and stuff but like in Japan in the early days
1:18:56
everybody's ridiculous yeah there's non-stop like.
1:19:00
They're. Having fun, like they're having
1:19:02
fun. And that's what inspired me to
1:19:04
do this, was to try to get everybody to loosen the fuck up,
1:19:07
have some fun with your team and do some cool challenges.
1:19:11
So it's team focused, but there will be solo drivers and and
1:19:16
solo will be challenged just as much as, you know, the teams.
1:19:19
But even the media have a challenge series.
1:19:23
There's an RC drift event going on that is a challenge series.
1:19:27
You know, it's, it's, it's all it's to get people out of their
1:19:29
comfort zones and do cool stuff. But there's media challenge like
1:19:32
so like dumb stuff like you got guys that maybe never shot a
1:19:35
portrait. So we're doing like you got to
1:19:37
shoot a portrait, you know what I mean?
1:19:38
You got to do this, you got to do, you got to take a selfie,
1:19:41
you know what I mean? Like.
1:19:41
That, I think is going to just separate you from so many other.
1:19:45
Yeah, this isn't even like happening anywhere, right?
1:19:47
Now, because some of these teams might not have even never done
1:19:49
like, fun shit like that. Probably just met each other
1:19:51
bro. Like pick your.
1:19:52
Teammate's nose? Take a picture of it.
1:19:54
Have I ever picked Ethan or Kwanza or Javi's nose?
1:19:57
Never in my life. So imagine, imagine.
1:19:59
Did you say no? No, it's just no.
1:20:01
Yeah, have I ever picked your nose?
1:20:02
I'll show my whole. Fist.
1:20:03
But imagine if you know your team, you know you're gonna be
1:20:06
doing a DVD intro and you have to plan that out.
1:20:08
Like, what are you gonna do? You know what I mean?
1:20:10
Like, it's, it's fun. Like, congratulations.
1:20:12
As I'm saying, you could do whatever.
1:20:13
Like you could just jump in the air and, you know, yell yellow
1:20:16
fever or whatever, or just stay in there and do nothing.
1:20:19
That's it, a massage. Yeah, just start spinning around
1:20:21
in a circle. You know, we had to do that for
1:20:23
a dump. About two.
1:20:24
We had to do little intros. But you never saw them.
1:20:26
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:20:27
But see. And they get that.
1:20:29
So Final Bout is also part of this, like Simba is gonna be
1:20:32
coming up and help me judge and stuff, which is gonna be cool.
1:20:34
Hopefully Simba can make it 'cause there's other stuff, but
1:20:36
if not, we'll steal somebody else from proceed or from Final
1:20:39
Bout. But helping judge the actual
1:20:42
team exhibition competition part of it.
1:20:45
And then Core Works is coming up from Georgia to do the the car
1:20:48
show portion of it. Yeah.
1:20:49
And we're trying to get everybody to be like delegated
1:20:52
to their own little sections, you know what I mean?
1:20:54
Just. To their own, their expertise,
1:20:57
like their you moved them to people who could do.
1:21:00
That so Mac from cardiac arrest, if you know his photography,
1:21:03
he's doing the photography challenge, you know, like
1:21:06
because he's talented with that stuff.
1:21:08
So it's over there, I think. Oh, we have it over there.
1:21:11
Yeah, we have. We have his book.
1:21:12
We. Have the book.
1:21:13
Coffee table books. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:14
I think he's pretty. Pretty nice.
1:21:15
I think it's actually on the coffee table, which is like.
1:21:17
That's why it wasn't here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:21
But no, just I'm going to bring people out of the comfort zones.
1:21:23
I want to get people back to understanding that drifting is
1:21:26
stupid. What we're doing is stupid.
1:21:28
If you're fortunate enough to be able to afford it, you should be
1:21:30
very happy. Don't be like, you know, angsty
1:21:33
and all that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1:21:35
Who fucking cares? Like you're there doing
1:21:37
something. There's going to be people going
1:21:38
to your event that are going to be like, I fucking didn't win.
1:21:41
I hope not. And you know, like I'm waits at
1:21:43
the drivers meeting. But like, yeah, it's that's just
1:21:45
one of those things. Like I think I want to be like
1:21:48
an advocate for bringing fun back to drifting in that, in
1:21:52
that so where you're just you're more excited to hang out with
1:21:56
all the homies than the drifting part of it that is like you're
1:22:00
going to do it anyway. You're at a drift event, you
1:22:01
know what I mean? So like you're going to have fun
1:22:03
regardless. But like, we need that
1:22:05
camaraderie again. We need somebody to be silly.
1:22:08
Like, I want, I want, you know, girls and guys scantily clad,
1:22:11
running around like poking the bears, you know what I mean?
1:22:13
Like, we need silly stuff. I was going to get a mascot, but
1:22:16
I can't afford it, dude. Those things are so expensive to
1:22:19
get. Like, you know, a furry though.
1:22:21
Just. Yeah, but I can't.
1:22:22
He's just a furry. You know what I mean?
1:22:24
Like we need like we need like a Japanese.
1:22:26
Mask. Genuine mask.
1:22:27
Oh, you want like, like something crazy, you know?
1:22:31
Like that rabbit that's always on the packaging is shit.
1:22:33
You know what I mean? I.
1:22:34
Should be someone that everyone like get Chris Forsberg fucking
1:22:37
walk around that in the area. Yeah, it's like it's.
1:22:40
Like The Stig, like he fucking pulls off his always fucking
1:22:42
Michael Schumacher. Yeah, like, wait, what?
1:22:44
Yeah, it is in October too, so it won't be like super hot,
1:22:47
which is nice. Yeah, that was my.
1:22:49
Pretty perfect all around honestly.
1:22:50
Weather wise it should be awesome.
1:22:52
There's camping, you know, so we'll be chilling, bro.
1:22:54
Give me a pit bike and like a case of beer and I'm fucking run
1:22:57
around there in a rabbit outfit. I don't give a fuck.
1:23:00
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, just start humping
1:23:01
everybody's legs and stuff. Just getting really off the
1:23:04
rails. Yeah, dude, and.
1:23:06
Then there's a film crew that you forgot about and it's
1:23:07
capturing all this and then it goes on to a DVD.
1:23:10
Just like walk around, take the pen caps off every pen just
1:23:14
forever. No, they're fucked.
1:23:16
So is it like a one day event or three days over 27 hours of
1:23:19
drifting? Holy shit, Yep.
1:23:22
It is till 11:30, like it goes late and we're maximizing seat
1:23:26
time. So I'm a driver myself, so of
1:23:28
course my focus is seat time because it sucks when you go to
1:23:32
these events, especially competitions, 'cause it's like
1:23:35
the worst. You're waiting, waiting,
1:23:36
waiting. And then you finally get to go
1:23:37
and get like 2 laps and then you know the rest of the comp you
1:23:40
have to sit there and watch 'cause you lost or something
1:23:42
crazy. This is going to be, and this is
1:23:45
the hardest part and we're dealing all all with this stuff
1:23:47
right now is being able to run a lot of the competitions during
1:23:51
hot grid. So it the events still going on,
1:23:55
but I have radio in and it's like, OK, contestant blah, blah,
1:23:58
blah is going to be doing. You know, I'm not going to give
1:24:00
away the challenges because we're working on some really
1:24:02
cool shit. But like, if you're on a team,
1:24:04
there is of course the full team exhibition.
1:24:07
But otherwise you have to strategize to be like, oh, you
1:24:09
have to do this challenge and then you can't do any other
1:24:12
ones. You have to do this challenge
1:24:13
and then that's it. And you have to do this
1:24:15
challenge. So you have to, you know, about
1:24:17
all the challenges, right when you get there.
1:24:19
Oh, OK, so you know them already.
1:24:20
All right. Yep.
1:24:21
Right. When you get there, you're gonna
1:24:22
get a pamphlet and it's gonna give you all of the stuff, all
1:24:24
the points, breakdowns and everything.
1:24:26
And then you'll be like, oh shit, Like who's good at?
1:24:28
I'll use a big entry contest because that's like a generic,
1:24:31
but we might not even be doing that.
1:24:32
And we probably aren't now because I said it.
1:24:33
But so big entry contest, it's like, who could do that the
1:24:36
best? You know what I mean?
1:24:38
You have to pick that. What was that MTV show that I'm
1:24:40
thinking of right now? I don't.
1:24:41
Know if it was a show, but they did this on fucking Are you
1:24:44
thinking about like Viva Laban when they did that thing where
1:24:46
they all went scavenger hunt they called it that shit was so
1:24:50
I'm. Thinking of that, but I'm
1:24:51
thinking of like Thrasher, like there's a thing.
1:24:53
Of the road, king of the road. I was told that this is kind of
1:24:56
like. In a notebook yeah it'll be like
1:24:59
yeah yeah yeah. Make out with a stranger.
1:25:00
Yeah, yeah, it's. Kind of the same thing, yeah.
1:25:02
You make out just comps, you know, you mean you have this and
1:25:05
this and this, you know, challenges?
1:25:07
Yep. Yep, that that.
1:25:08
And there's some non weird shit though.
1:25:10
Yeah, yeah, there's non driving stuff too, which, you know, I
1:25:13
want to make that a surprise. You know when you say that I get
1:25:17
a little worried. No, I'm don't worry.
1:25:19
It's not like butt chug or like, you know what I mean?
1:25:21
It's nothing like that. No.
1:25:22
OK, First person to cut off their nipple, you know what I
1:25:24
mean. Like no insertion.
1:25:26
No, it's, I want it to be family friendly as well.
1:25:29
OK. Like, to a degree, yeah.
1:25:31
You know what I mean? Like, as long as your family's
1:25:33
over 21, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:35
Like. Moon a bus Mm Hmm.
1:25:39
Butt chug. Butt chug.
1:25:41
Leave a butt. I just want to.
1:25:42
You're going to do all this shit.
1:25:43
Everyone's going to yo, I won, I won and you're going to be like,
1:25:46
all right, last, last little thing.
1:25:49
We're reversing everything. Whoever won lost.
1:25:52
And the person who came in last week, I see, I could see him
1:25:54
doing a. Surprise, just sitting there
1:25:56
like. What I'm going to be, so we're
1:25:58
going to do, we have a A-Team that's, you know, behind this
1:26:01
stuff too, for scoring and for scoring and stuff.
1:26:03
For fun about we use these guys I think Kai from Rev match.
1:26:07
Oh, so it's not going to be set up like how we were doing it at?
1:26:09
No. OK.
1:26:10
And it's not by the seat of our britches.
1:26:12
No, that was ridiculous. It was like a whole software it
1:26:15
like took the car show and like the driving.
1:26:18
That's cool. Just did it right.
1:26:19
There to make it as legit as possible yeah even though you
1:26:23
don't really care about I don't yeah I don't care either but I
1:26:25
want people to have fun and I wanna actually if they here's
1:26:29
the thing we have so many people that don't put any effort in and
1:26:32
then you have so many people that do like the people that are
1:26:34
like yo this sounds sick I'm willing to help you make this
1:26:37
epic they're going to take the time like like the Road star
1:26:40
boys are like oh dude our pit I don't even want to tell you
1:26:43
because I'm afraid you're going to tell me not to do it no.
1:26:47
Yeah, whatever it is. So like I I love that though,
1:26:50
because they're excited about it.
1:26:52
They have an idea, but you're going to get teams that show up
1:26:54
and they're like, that's too much work.
1:26:55
I'm not going to really do it. But then they'll lose the
1:26:57
points. Yeah, you know.
1:26:58
And it's, I want to, of course, award the people that are
1:27:01
deserving to try to do something.
1:27:04
It's like a game of Skate, like when you go to the skate, you
1:27:07
know, like you're at the park and your friend does something
1:27:09
sick and then you have to match it.
1:27:10
That's what I want. That's the energy.
1:27:12
You really should look at that. That thing he was talking about
1:27:14
and that scavenger hunt thing. I was, I think it was on Viva La
1:27:16
Band, but it, there's probably a lot of ideas in there, but that
1:27:19
that's like moving around. This is at 1 location.
1:27:21
How would I have my pit? I don't know.
1:27:23
I think I have a cool idea though.
1:27:25
I'll make it a putty green. See, that's what that's what I'm
1:27:28
saying. So like, imagine and we want.
1:27:33
Yeah. And I think I, I screwed up a
1:27:35
little bit with this event because I advertised, you know,
1:27:39
here's like, and I had the, the a design company help me out and
1:27:43
make this sick flyer. But the.
1:27:45
Flyer was so sick but it's like. Abu moon, you know, burst and
1:27:49
all that stuff because I can't put anybody.
1:27:51
We don't have to do 1 yet. So I'm like just picking I'm
1:27:53
like just pick iconic drift teams to put on it.
1:27:56
And it made it look like it's a Japanese only event.
1:27:59
But like I'm unbiased. I want I want 5560 teams, you
1:28:03
know what I mean? Oh yeah, well, we vibes usually
1:28:06
gets like 45 teams. We're the largest drift team
1:28:08
event in the world, which is hilarious.
1:28:10
Wow. When I do vibes, but by volume,
1:28:12
not by known. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You know what
1:28:15
I mean? Because we care about the
1:28:16
drivers. It's like all.
1:28:17
Seasons you have a current tally at the moment I.
1:28:19
Don't maybe 30-40 maybe that's I'm hoping you're still like in
1:28:23
this is an open invite kind of thing.
1:28:24
It's application or invite. OK, so I've, I've reached out to
1:28:28
a couple of the teams and I'm like, I know they would love
1:28:30
this, you know what I mean? But we're still taking
1:28:32
applications and I'm non biased. If you're a team of all E30
1:28:35
sixes, cool. Just do the stuff that you need
1:28:38
to do, You know what I mean? When I tell you that your pit
1:28:40
needs to be a putting green? That's sick, you know what I
1:28:44
mean? That's what I'm saying.
1:28:45
And as a judge, you walk up there and they roll out this
1:28:48
thing and they're like, take a shot, you know what I mean?
1:28:50
Like, yeah. Dude, that's exactly.
1:28:52
Bonus points, you know, and like the cars.
1:28:54
I want to make sure that there's style because I'm a huge style
1:28:58
nerd. You guys know that Like massive,
1:29:00
but we're not going to be biased against that stuff.
1:29:02
So again, all Corvettes, all whatever.
1:29:05
I don't care if they're cohesive and of real team and they put
1:29:08
some effort and there's like monkeys hanging from their like
1:29:11
pit, you know what I mean? Like it could be crazy.
1:29:12
That's that's awesome. That's that's the spirit that I
1:29:15
want to bring. I want to bring back that
1:29:17
spirit. You know, I mean, I'm pretty
1:29:19
stoked on this. Sounds pretty sick.
1:29:21
Dude, it'd be cool as shit. And I'm telling you, like the
1:29:24
pit, I would make that shit cool.
1:29:26
You know why? Because I was really good at
1:29:27
projects in school. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:29:29
That's why I like dioramas and shit.
1:29:31
Dioramas and shit. Yeah.
1:29:34
Did you have a cool solar system?
1:29:36
There's Pluto in it. I don't know but I was a big
1:29:39
used. My mom would go to Costco all
1:29:42
the time and they have the boxes.
1:29:44
Yeah. Yeah, for stuff, and you can
1:29:45
make a lot of things out of it. Yeah, that was my shit.
1:29:49
I like it. Yeah, What's up, Frankie?
1:29:52
What are you looking at? No, I'm just, I'm just mad I
1:29:55
can't go to this event, to be honest with you.
1:29:57
I mean, you could. I'm like changing plans in my
1:29:59
mind or anything. I'm like, yeah, you could.
1:30:01
It's going to be a lot of. Fun.
1:30:02
I want to see the pits. I think this event is going to
1:30:05
be big. I'm hoping, like I'm hoping,
1:30:07
maybe not this one, but it's going to like it's going to,
1:30:10
it's going to spread the idea and get to the right people that
1:30:13
are like, this is what we need because we're kind of missing
1:30:16
it. Everything's so serious.
1:30:18
Yeah. And like it needs.
1:30:19
To be huge. I'm hoping you're going to be
1:30:21
the one to break that that trend right now.
1:30:23
Isn't pretty up there at Lake by Lake Erie?
1:30:26
Yeah, again, it is OK, we should go.
1:30:28
There's going down to the actual lake is sick and stuff too.
1:30:31
I want to go see all my boys over there.
1:30:33
That's going to be fun. And the lake?
1:30:34
Yeah, because I've never seen that.
1:30:36
Lake go swimming. Yeah, man, it's a three day
1:30:38
event. It is 3 days.
1:30:39
I'm going to be. Chopping, bro, just chop all the
1:30:43
way up there. No, no, that's funny.
1:30:46
I'll bring it up there and then I'll drop it off like a a mile
1:30:48
away and I'll be like, yeah. Whoo.
1:30:52
God gave myself a hernia with that ride.
1:30:54
Big. Ride.
1:30:56
How far is it from here, you think?
1:30:58
I don't know. 7 hours. It's it's basically like, it's
1:31:02
like the only piece of Pennsylvania that touches the.
1:31:04
It's like buffaloes are right there, kind of, yeah. 7 hours.
1:31:07
I'm going to guess 7. I'm hoping that we can get some
1:31:09
Canadian teams too because they're really close, OK, You
1:31:12
know, And it looks like so far, we have some teams from Chicago,
1:31:15
We have some we have people from Vegas trying to get out.
1:31:17
Do you have like a new Instagram for this or like where are they?
1:31:19
It's under the good old smile death Instagram, OK?
1:31:23
Holy shit Frankie, it's not even that bad.
1:31:26
No quick little 7 hour guy. I was right on the money.
1:31:30
Yeah, it's like 545 for. Me.
1:31:32
Aw this is the worst fucking drive ever.
1:31:36
Does that PA drive where it's just like fucking trees?
1:31:40
It's all Pennsylvania. You don't see a cool state.
1:31:43
You don't see a cool? Ouch.
1:31:45
No, no, not a cool state. Not a cool state.
1:31:47
It is a pretty shitty drive, but that's fine.
1:31:48
There's the signs. There's an area and and me
1:31:51
that's probably come coming from my way that is Allstate forest
1:31:55
land and it's we're just. Yes, and.
1:31:58
Then it does. Yeah, little baby bears are
1:32:00
running out and like. When we do that drive to go to
1:32:03
final bow, all I know is is when you hit that first PA border you
1:32:07
just know you still have like. Hours.
1:32:12
Yeah, that's crazy. And then you hit that part where
1:32:15
all of it is like this, but then you hit that part where all some
1:32:18
of it is just like this. I love going out to the final
1:32:20
bout and going through like our, we're so used to like hills and
1:32:24
stuff like that. And then you just hit flat flat
1:32:27
the. Transmission of the truck loves
1:32:29
it, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's a good.
1:32:31
That's a good plus. I'm looking at the flyer right
1:32:33
now. Shit's sick.
1:32:34
But he did. He did a good job.
1:32:35
Yeah, but doesn't that look Japanese?
1:32:37
It does, but fuck it. Was it KS design?
1:32:39
Yeah. Yep.
1:32:41
It's so cool, though. Yep.
1:32:41
Yeah. We got a lot of cool sponsors
1:32:44
jumping in and we're going to be looking for some more vendor
1:32:47
alley. We're going to do some cool
1:32:48
stuff. But like I said, RC drifting is
1:32:50
also a challenge. Like everything it's going to,
1:32:52
they're going to probably do what we're doing on the big
1:32:54
track in RC form. So that's kind of fun.
1:32:56
Oh, wow. Yeah.
1:32:57
And then just talk to a car show.
1:32:59
I'm not, you know, I'm not a big car show guy, but we just
1:33:02
talking about possibly adding like an additional car show on
1:33:04
the other side so people can just come.
1:33:06
They can come and then go back and forth because the way it's
1:33:09
set up is really cool. There too, is the.
1:33:11
Town how's like the community? You don't really go into like
1:33:15
the eerie part of it. You go towards like the lake and
1:33:18
stuff like that. Oh.
1:33:19
OK, I was going to say like one thing that I've been fucking
1:33:23
with a lot lately is like flea markets and shit.
1:33:25
And if there was a flea market going around locally, then I
1:33:28
would be like, what if they were just?
1:33:30
Here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:33:31
And then everybody was just there.
1:33:33
He built the whole town, like all in this one area, making
1:33:37
money. I asked about the town
1:33:38
immediately. I was like, what's the town
1:33:39
like? Is it gonna be cool?
1:33:40
He's like, man, yeah, yeah, the town.
1:33:42
You don't go in the town like. Do I wear my Stetson?
1:33:45
My Stetson? Probably not.
1:33:48
I don't have but, but the thing was, Malcolm does.
1:33:50
I was stoked because it was. The only piece of Pennsylvania
1:33:52
that was connected to the fucking lake.
1:33:55
Like it's like a little knob that goes all the way up.
1:33:57
How? Do we get on the lake?
1:33:58
Yeah, right. Like.
1:33:59
Like just fucking. It's so crazy that lakes are
1:34:02
like oceans when you're there. Yeah, it is like an ocean.
1:34:04
Crazy. Like, it's like Canada's right
1:34:07
there. Like the lake that we saw.
1:34:08
That's the same lake. That's the same lake then We've
1:34:11
been there. OK, but but like.
1:34:13
Another one, but it was it was the same idea.
1:34:15
You go down to the water and you're just like, holy shit,
1:34:18
there's no sharks in here. Yeah, that's this part, right?
1:34:21
I'm. In I'm in the water, I'm
1:34:24
cooling, I'm like, yo, this is dope.
1:34:26
And then like a snapping turtle's going.
1:34:28
To come, right? RIP your Dick, yeah?
1:34:30
Nom nom nom. Nom fuck way worse than a shark
1:34:32
cause sharks. The chance of a shark biting you
1:34:34
is pretty slim. A fucking snapping turtle.
1:34:36
Yeah, the moment you. Get right by.
1:34:38
Yeah, they're going to be like, oh, food.
1:34:40
Yeah, little worm, a little worm.
1:34:44
Looks right at me. Crazy.
1:34:47
I'm just. What are the questions?
1:34:48
I want to go to Chili's. I'm hungry.
1:34:50
And I'm hungry. I'm.
1:34:52
Hungry. Yo, I got a little bone to pick
1:34:54
with you, actually. Hey, let's hear you.
1:34:55
Speaking of final bout, man, I got the scores from all the
1:34:58
judges individually broke down because Simba's the man that's.
1:35:01
Crazy. That's fucking crazy.
1:35:03
Pulled up Front Street and I pulled up Karoshi.
1:35:05
What did Carl did you? Harl No, just.
1:35:08
I'm just I'm. Just I was about to say I.
1:35:10
Did get our scores. I did get all of our scores.
1:35:12
But I'm not. Yeah, I wouldn't dive.
1:35:13
It that's. That was that was like a tough
1:35:15
one for me, but I also tried to do it just like thing.
1:35:18
I think I've just what I like, what I like.
1:35:22
So I'm like, how do I just stay true?
1:35:23
You don't like karoshi? No, it's the it's not that I
1:35:26
don't like karoshi. There's things I like the
1:35:28
colours on front St. they're like metallic.
1:35:30
The Karoshi's is 2 tone, not always a big 2 tone guy.
1:35:33
I like the hoods. The hoods took effort, but then
1:35:36
I don't like some of the hoods. Maybe if that they don't agree
1:35:39
with my style. I just tried to be what I like.
1:35:42
Yeah, I mean, I get like when it's hard.
1:35:44
I don't want to be like, oh, they're my friends, so I want to
1:35:46
give them a high score like. It's always tough.
1:35:48
I would never. I don't like judging and stuff.
1:35:50
It's not. It was hard.
1:35:52
You definitely don't like it. I don't like it when there's no
1:35:55
like thing to follow, you know what I mean?
1:35:58
Where it's like there's no, it's like we're just making shit up.
1:36:01
It was. Hard.
1:36:02
You just. You did.
1:36:02
You did. The final bout, too, I remember.
1:36:04
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1:36:05
Final bout like, because you had structure.
1:36:07
Probably not much, to be honest. Wheels one out of 10, right?
1:36:11
Yeah. I mean, they get better every
1:36:12
year, I think. Well, Carl should get that.
1:36:14
No one, no one got a very high one from a lot of like us.
1:36:19
I heard that. That's good though.
1:36:22
That's good. It should take something like
1:36:24
insane. And it and some of ours were
1:36:26
really different too, because Martino's different than me and
1:36:30
PJ's different than me. Like I was like, talk all this
1:36:33
shit about like the judging is not consistent or whatever, but
1:36:35
then like you've done it too, so now you know, like, I guess
1:36:38
there's really not an easy way to make it.
1:36:41
That's why I'm thinking you should try to incorporate that
1:36:43
software if they have it. If it's something that can be
1:36:45
incorporated, I like stuff relatively easily.
1:36:49
I don't want to pile more on your ship, but if it made it
1:36:51
easier for. That anything that's going to
1:36:53
make anything, yeah, easier. They made it like the moment we
1:36:57
press submit, it was like, OK, so when do we find out?
1:37:00
And they were like, wait, is he done with it right now?
1:37:02
You use. That software for final pad the.
1:37:04
IPad, yeah. OK, so it is.
1:37:06
Different than when I did. It Yeah, we had an iPad.
1:37:08
Pieces of paper that were soaking wet because it was
1:37:10
pouring but you're still putting for the car show 1.
1:37:14
We did it on a paper and then they inputted it.
1:37:16
But it's still like 110 or something like.
1:37:20
One to 10. One time, right?
1:37:21
Like like I like it this much. Exterior wheels, Interior engine
1:37:26
Bay. But you don't know where
1:37:28
everyone's baseline is, you know what I mean?
1:37:29
So it's like kind of hard to like, I think as long as you
1:37:32
stay. So Carl said he he stayed true
1:37:34
to like what he what he as long as he's doing that the whole
1:37:37
yeah, you told me that way. We were at the.
1:37:39
Yeah, yeah. That's the that's the part
1:37:41
that's going to be as long as you're consistent.
1:37:43
Each judge needs to be consistent and not swayed by
1:37:45
another. Yeah, As long as you do that,
1:37:47
the score should be. I like it, the argument, not
1:37:50
argument, but like the banter the US judges would have like
1:37:53
after the cars leave, because then it's like, well, I liked it
1:37:57
because of this. I liked it because of that.
1:37:59
I liked talking to the drivers, especially if I've never met
1:38:03
them before, which was like a majority of them.
1:38:05
And then you get to like learn a little bit and then I'm that's
1:38:10
like what makes final bout for me or like actually any just
1:38:13
drifting stuff. Yeah, you should really talk to
1:38:16
him, though, because like, yeah, they'll also show you things
1:38:19
that you're not going to see. That is another one like because
1:38:22
when I. Did so much stuff to that
1:38:23
Corolla. Dude, you're a little I I feel
1:38:26
the flames, the the no, the door handle thingy mobs, Yeah.
1:38:29
Didn't they get fucked up a little?
1:38:30
Bit with the crash, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's already making me
1:38:33
another one, OK. Well, well, the interior too,
1:38:35
Like I. Have etched.
1:38:36
You're looking very confused. Yeah, yeah, everything.
1:38:38
You have has been touched. Yeah, I, I details are
1:38:42
everywhere. Everywhere.
1:38:43
So like my my details have like filigree, like you know what I
1:38:47
mean? They're like damn lasered out
1:38:48
elvish. Yep, it's just cursive.
1:38:51
Just just my name. What the fucked is that?
1:38:54
I haven't seen your car in a while.
1:38:55
It's been like a few years. So I gotta say it's totally.
1:38:57
Changed. Now you have 5 or well I
1:38:59
actually don't know if that. Was a joke anymore 5 might not
1:39:02
Barosa. Yeah.
1:39:02
You still got ugly thing. Yeah, OK.
1:39:05
Damien Zarosa looks good though because of the color scheme.
1:39:09
They looked really nice. You could barely tell that
1:39:12
there's a. Vertex.
1:39:13
Leaves virgin hood vertex gonadors, you can't really go
1:39:16
wrong. Yeah, and the color scheme,
1:39:18
green with the gold. Gold leaf too.
1:39:21
Yeah. Fire.
1:39:22
I missed that car. I should drive it.
1:39:24
But now you go, you've got two more.
1:39:25
Don't you have a Cayman or some shit?
1:39:27
No, I have the Boxster S, Yeah. Well, you're trying to unload.
1:39:30
I'm going to unload that. I have a three-year plan for
1:39:32
some stuff Unload. So.
1:39:33
Load. No, I don't need.
1:39:35
Yeah, you want get rid of the Boxster?
1:39:36
I'm gonna get rid of it. It's time for a 9/11 GT3RS.
1:39:39
No, I got another Corolla. So now.
1:39:41
He's got 2. More Corollas.
1:39:43
Yeah, that's the problem. I'm getting back into those.
1:39:45
What the? Fuck.
1:39:46
Yeah, he's buying up the supply. I'll.
1:39:48
Take all your take all your eight sixes.
1:39:50
I saw one the other day that. Was 7 grand dude those for sale
1:39:53
silver they're. Expanded.
1:39:54
Beautiful 7 grand around here I sent it right?
1:39:56
Yes. I sent it to.
1:39:57
You and I was like yes, that's kind of cool No, I don't know
1:40:01
what what what's the difference between that like I mean just a
1:40:04
little stuff like rear disc brakes the actual 4 AG, you know
1:40:07
what I mean like otherwise it's like a four AC, which is like a
1:40:10
carbureted diff is decent carbureted versus fuel injected
1:40:13
Yep, damn, Yep is the engine the same the block or no no, no,
1:40:17
they're guys they're completely different don't.
1:40:18
Remember the Hector podcast dude?
1:40:20
Actually, I don't. Remember what happened
1:40:22
yesterday? The three TC or whatever the.
1:40:25
Yeah, 2 TC I did learn a lot that night yeah, but the engines
1:40:29
I still if I'm not seeing it all the time, I'm like it's yeah, I
1:40:33
don't care about the motors I'm like out ka.
1:40:36
I just like to know. Dude, if that works for hey,
1:40:38
perfect. Really.
1:40:40
That's my makes. 400 horsepower on a Kat.
1:40:42
Oh wow, my Corolla feels like 700 horsepower.
1:40:45
Probably fucking move so nice in there all.
1:40:49
Year I just had this. Weird thing where I was like, I
1:40:51
wanted like an NA1, like that's what I'm building now.
1:40:54
So I'm building A streetcar with like the flip license plate.
1:40:57
Like, you know, that's cool. Yeah.
1:40:59
St. Allegedly A St. drift car, yeah.
1:41:02
That's sick. And what engine would that have?
1:41:05
I'm putting a singlecam K Oh shit.
1:41:07
And then I want to do IT BS and stuff eventually just to like
1:41:09
piss off. I like making, you know, I like
1:41:11
doing weird stuff, so. Yeah, Gixxer 1000 throttle
1:41:14
bodies. Or 1000 motor. 750 No, no, they,
1:41:17
they. I'm sure, yeah, Yeah, it does.
1:41:20
We're going to get it, KA. We're just going to get it like
1:41:22
going first, like factory set up, run that for like a Goodyear
1:41:26
and then go like ITV is this. Cold air intake on that bitch.
1:41:31
Yeah, maybe not even like. Factory plastic.
1:41:33
Would be cool. It would be cool to do like OEM
1:41:36
stock single Cam. Dude, I got a black 240 that has
1:41:40
no motor in it. I put a single Cam in it so bad
1:41:43
do it. But I did everything I could to
1:41:45
make this car like a type X cokie.
1:41:47
Oh yeah car but it's left hand drive.
1:41:49
But now I want to put a single Cam in it and just NA Yep just
1:41:52
ruin it. Oh yeah.
1:41:53
Dude my single Cam KA was awesome.
1:41:55
Yeah, that was that was like my the most fun I had in the car
1:41:58
was like when it my 2. It was.
1:41:59
It would link all a backtrack in the dry.
1:42:04
Yeah, with fifteens, which is good and like 60PSI.
1:42:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.
1:42:08
In the wet. Oh dude, that was a.
1:42:11
On ramp, off ramp. Demon dude.
1:42:14
It would just be like it's. Like 400 horse, yeah.
1:42:17
And then all of a sudden you're drifting.
1:42:19
And then if you want to stop drifting, you just like, let go
1:42:21
of the gas. Can you find single cams these
1:42:23
days? Like I got lucky some friends
1:42:26
with the Hayes boys. They're like 8 minutes for me.
1:42:28
They probably got a lot of Hayes.
1:42:30
I mean they they go through them though too.
1:42:31
You know what I mean because they're pushing limits and
1:42:33
stuff, but like not as much as long as I can just get like a
1:42:36
block and a head. I guess I could rebuild them,
1:42:38
but I don't you know I got one. I got a full full motor from
1:42:41
Mike not too not too long ago. So hopefully that one's good.
1:42:45
It turns over and like it. You know, it feels good.
1:42:49
So but yeah, the single cams I think are a little harder to
1:42:52
find. Dual cams you can find.
1:42:54
I would think it'd be harder to find those.
1:42:56
That's why the dual cams in the the team car because they're a
1:42:59
little bit more easier to find and you know, I have a spare 1,
1:43:03
so like just in case. But the single Cam, something
1:43:05
about that single Cam though, I know they're so goofy.
1:43:07
Yeah, yeah. It's, it's just.
1:43:08
Goofy. It's weird when you take the
1:43:09
valve cover off and all you see is like the one.
1:43:12
Yeah, the cross. You're like what?
1:43:14
I wanna make Yeah, I'd like to make this one low P too.
1:43:16
Eventually it'd be sick that it's like crazy.
1:43:18
You'd probably have someone modify that Cam, Matt, Matt from
1:43:21
Hayes, I'm sure has like every Cam ever because they run single
1:43:24
Cam. Him and Mike too.
1:43:26
Yeah, Yep, that's crazy. Yeah, Mike is so cool, but he.
1:43:29
Could probably make so much more power with the dual overhead
1:43:32
Cam. I feel like so I don't I'm not
1:43:34
sure because MM made three Wait, I made four like 400, like 395,
1:43:41
you know what I mean? On a single Cam, on a dual Cam,
1:43:42
on a dual and he made like 385 on a single Cam with the same
1:43:46
setup, similar stuff, I'm sure. So it's like a 30 horsepower
1:43:50
difference. Yeah, I'm sure.
1:43:51
Yeah, that makes sense. If even like honestly, I think
1:43:53
they're so close. The torker is probably
1:43:56
different. Different, yeah, But yeah,
1:43:58
that's cool though to see. I like the single Cam.
1:44:00
That thing was indestructible, yeah.
1:44:02
Oil. That's it.
1:44:04
Oil not needed, No. Yeah.
1:44:05
No, it it, it kind of needs it a little bit like minimally.
1:44:11
All right, I got a question here.
1:44:13
Shoot it. Are you pro or anti foreskin?
1:44:16
Oh, is that from Rio Matsuki? Nope.
1:44:18
Oh wow. Wow.
1:44:20
Look, first and foremost, I don't have to touch your Dick,
1:44:25
you know what I mean? So like you as whatever makes
1:44:28
you happy. The idea of hiding Skittles in
1:44:31
my flesh packet though is kind of cool.
1:44:34
So I wish maybe I wasn't cut, you know what I mean?
1:44:37
Because like, what could you put in there?
1:44:39
Like that's what I want. To feel like if my body's
1:44:41
gathering Bo in there. If I, if I and like what was,
1:44:44
what are they called that cheese?
1:44:45
Cut up for for. For Munda, but for Munda?
1:44:48
For Munda cheese. Wait, what?
1:44:50
How come we got it? Magma.
1:44:52
Magma. That's.
1:44:53
It no, I know schmagma is when you sneeze.
1:44:55
No, that's, that's the, that's Wiener cheese.
1:44:57
That's so gross to even think about.
1:44:59
So that's gross. But if you're hygienically, you
1:45:02
know, taking care of yourself, good for you.
1:45:05
If you got the skin, skin it to win it, you know what I mean?
1:45:08
But if you're, if you're cut, you know, rock'n'roll.
1:45:10
The only thing that sucks is we don't get to keep it.
1:45:12
Like I'd love to have my foreskin and just chew on it a
1:45:15
little. Well, I would probably make a
1:45:16
necklace, you know what I mean? Like a little acrylic necklace.
1:45:19
Yeah, that'd be sick. I heard that some people eat
1:45:21
that. Is that a thing?
1:45:22
No, it's a placenta. What would I?
1:45:24
Oh, you're. Right.
1:45:24
Yeah, that's a separate thing. Yeah, also gross.
1:45:27
People are fucking weird. Why won't Damien get a
1:45:31
hatchback? Yeah, I'm a I'm a coop Corolla
1:45:35
guy. That's how they're talking about
1:45:37
I. Actually like the hatchback
1:45:39
more. Does that mean I don't know
1:45:40
anything about Corolla? No, no, no.
1:45:41
It's just preference. It's just like Coop, Coop and
1:45:44
hatch dudes S thirteens. Like, yeah, but yeah, but
1:45:49
there's die hards dude. I had we had.
1:45:51
What's his face on here? Fucking Corolla guy, right,
1:45:53
Hector? I'm like that.
1:45:54
Are we talking Hector? No, we're talking what's his
1:45:57
fucking name? Chris Carl, the Corolla person.
1:46:01
Morgan, Morgan. Morgan and Morgan and Morgan.
1:46:03
Morgan is like a local guy. Sankey Red.
1:46:06
Around here that like knows a lot about these cars, like he's
1:46:08
he's a he's got how many wheels does.
1:46:10
That guy have he's like 100,000. Dude, that's the best part about
1:46:13
like fifteens and fourteens. He's got like all these wheels
1:46:15
to collect. Dude you can just fit a
1:46:17
gajillion that's. What I'm saying, dude, the
1:46:19
craziest thing I learned that day, I forever thought that the
1:46:24
Levin front, that's the regular headlights, right.
1:46:27
That's the not the flip up. Trino is flip up.
1:46:30
Yeah, which is what we got. We never got left.
1:46:32
The 11 was the coupe. Oh, got you like a 180 is a you
1:46:36
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:46:38
And they're like, oh, no, it came with both front ends or
1:46:39
something. I was like, wait, what?
1:46:41
Yeah, like wait, so you could have a hatch with 11 front
1:46:44
because that's what I think I like I'm like that I'm eleven
1:46:47
all the way. Both my coupes are 11 front.
1:46:50
So in Japan it came with like you could just choose, I think
1:46:54
the the the Terano model model was like, you know, special to
1:46:58
have the flip ups and stuff. In Japan, I think there was a
1:47:00
lot of leavens that was very common because it's just a brick
1:47:03
style headlight. So that's easy to manufacture.
1:47:06
There's no, there's nothing else.
1:47:07
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that was very common in Japan.
1:47:10
The leaven could be a hatch. Too though like it.
1:47:12
I don't. I think they came factory the
1:47:14
same. Yeah, I never, I never looked at
1:47:16
the hatches. I'm not a big Hatch guy.
1:47:17
I want to say yes they did, mainly because in Gran Turismo
1:47:20
they offered it and here. In the US, they came both ways,
1:47:23
right? That's what you guys were.
1:47:24
Saying they didn't even have Lev in here.
1:47:26
Oh dude my headlights are so expensive they didn't have Lev
1:47:29
in here. I bet they're.
1:47:30
Fucking when we when we crashed, I saw a glass fly.
1:47:34
Oh, and and I'm like, no, it's probably like bricks.
1:47:36
No, is it worse? It's like bricks?
1:47:37
Yeah, it's a brick because they're like over 1000 now, I
1:47:39
think. Dude, I as soon as we, I mean,
1:47:41
my, my wheel went into Chad's door and I didn't think about
1:47:45
his window being down. So it was his glass, not mine.
1:47:50
And I was, but like, I was freaking out a little bit
1:47:52
because I was like, fuck, like, where am I going to get these?
1:47:54
You know, that sucks, but it's sick.
1:47:56
Someone's got to remake that like they're doing with bricks
1:47:58
now. Someone's I heard that.
1:47:59
Yeah. Making out of something else, I
1:48:01
don't know, like a Poly or something.
1:48:02
It looks good enough. KBDS doing it.
1:48:05
They're floppy. KBDS should get on that
1:48:06
honestly. They probably should get on
1:48:08
that. Fuck, Mary killed Chad.
1:48:11
James Rich probably done that. I think we did this before.
1:48:16
Who was who was the last one? Who asked?
1:48:18
The last one? The hash.
1:48:19
Yeah. Because that's a Corolla thing.
1:48:21
XSV 219. Yep.
1:48:24
Podcast boys. I love them.
1:48:27
I love her. I love her, boys.
1:48:29
So Rich is probably the most stable in life.
1:48:33
Yeah. And he's got the good job and
1:48:37
he's hot, so I'm going to marry him because I got to look at
1:48:39
Rich all the time. Sorry I'm.
1:48:42
Just picturing Rich is. Like, which way is going
1:48:44
already? Yeah, Yeah.
1:48:45
And then if I'm banging, Chad is actually gay, so he's going to
1:48:50
take care of me, you know what I mean?
1:48:52
Like, he's going to know what he's going to know his way
1:48:54
around. It's going to be my answer, too.
1:48:56
Exactly. Like if you're going to have to,
1:48:59
you know, have sex with a dude, it better be somebody that knows
1:49:01
what they're doing. So big up to Chad for, you know,
1:49:04
knowing the the the male anatomy.
1:49:06
You know what I mean? Get get at me, dog.
1:49:08
So Chad, I'm smashing, OK. And then I just always want to
1:49:12
kill James. You know what I mean it.
1:49:14
Was an excuse. To kill James all.
1:49:15
Love him to death. He is basically family.
1:49:18
He's like that drunk uncle, you know what I mean?
1:49:20
But yeah, sorry James, I'm killing you.
1:49:22
I'm killing you. Damn do.
1:49:23
You want James to ash a cigarette on your forearms post
1:49:26
sex. Tempting.
1:49:31
If Cars Shop Karoshi had a Royal Rumble amongst its members, who
1:49:35
was winning? What is a Royal Rumble fight?
1:49:39
Just like a big a big fight. Chad's definitely not a fighter.
1:49:42
I don't think he's a fighter. I don't think you're losing a
1:49:44
fight against James. No, I can.
1:49:46
Just throw him. I think it's been a fight
1:49:48
between you and Rich just because Rich got the height.
1:49:51
He's got the height and he like works out and stuff, you know
1:49:53
what I mean? He's he's a robot.
1:49:56
I'm too old, you know what I mean?
1:49:58
I'm going to take a knee and just be like just punch me in
1:49:59
the face and knock me out. Like I'm not.
1:50:01
I'm not dealing with it. I said Rich is winning.
1:50:03
Rich is winning. Pro or anti Arby's, the
1:50:05
restaurant or I mean they got the meats but I haven't been
1:50:08
there in forever. I haven't been there in a long
1:50:10
time. Me and Wags are the Wags is our
1:50:13
only friend. That's Wags asking.
1:50:16
That's funny. That's funny.
1:50:18
What do you think it was going to be so funny?
1:50:19
It's. The only friend that.
1:50:21
Brings. Up Arby's that's awesome
1:50:23
there's. One by my house.
1:50:25
And when I say buy my house, it's like 20 minutes away.
1:50:28
So it's like, Oh yeah, you have a, you have a Arby's by your
1:50:32
house. Yeah, I'm like kind of.
1:50:34
Beef and cheddar go pretty hard sometimes though.
1:50:36
Beef and cheddar. That's what I heard the but
1:50:40
there's no sauce on it. No, it's just cheese.
1:50:42
You got cheese and meat. You gotta get sauce.
1:50:44
I need the BBQ. Sauce they do put their like on
1:50:46
little slow you it's Chris. I have a question that I'm gonna
1:50:48
ask 100 gorillas or 100 men? Is this one gorilla versus 100
1:50:53
men? Your question, I'm just making
1:50:54
it up right now, okay? Want to ask this everyone.
1:50:57
Yeah, really someone in your opinion here's give me the
1:51:00
physique of the men, just a standard.
1:51:03
If I say American, that's what I'm saying.
1:51:06
They're morbidly obese. Fuck it.
1:51:07
They're probably 50 of them are going to have a heart attack.
1:51:10
You know what I mean? So yeah, that's that's a rough
1:51:12
one. If it's if it's like a see also
1:51:16
depends on the it's a gorilla, right?
1:51:18
How tall is rich? Silverback.
1:51:19
How tall is rich? He's probably almost 6 foot
1:51:22
pretend pretend rich is 510 a hundred riches, 100 riches.
1:51:27
Here's the thing in numbers, anybody can some do anything?
1:51:31
I've seen it. You know, I'm the gorilla man.
1:51:34
I'm going gorilla, you're going gorilla.
1:51:35
So here here's the thing. If you have that many people
1:51:39
grab arms, grab legs and you can't you can tire them out.
1:51:42
You can gorilla. It's true.
1:51:44
I mean he'll RIP through a lot of people like 100 if here's the
1:51:49
other thing, if we're talking like average men, not
1:51:52
everybody's rushing that gorilla.
1:51:53
They're scared, they're scared. So if, if, if, if it's if we're
1:51:57
going like straight up, not everybody rushing this gorilla,
1:52:01
it's probably going to be the gorilla.
1:52:02
But if everybody teams together and holds him down and starts, a
1:52:07
lot of us are going to die. But we got to charge him.
1:52:09
Like, yeah, I don't know, dude. I don't know if it's happening.
1:52:12
You have to go for the eyes like right away.
1:52:14
And if you don't get them? Genitals.
1:52:18
Literally. Throw you.
1:52:20
Yeah. Like a strand is cool.
1:52:22
Yeah, it's pretty neat. I don't know, dude.
1:52:23
I've been on the gorilla. I think the gorilla would win,
1:52:25
but we we had another one here who would win in a fight. 100
1:52:29
angry squirrels versus 100 chinchillas.
1:52:33
Chinchilla chinchillas. No squirrel.
1:52:35
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
1:52:36
Squirrels are crazy. They could get some, They could
1:52:38
get Buck. Yeah.
1:52:40
You ever seen them attack like a human and they're just running
1:52:42
around them. They they're.
1:52:44
Doing crazy shit. Why would that?
1:52:46
How? Big is a chinchilla.
1:52:48
I think it's like, man, even know what the fucking chinchilla
1:52:52
is, It's a little weird. It's the shit that they may take
1:52:55
the fur off of and make the coats and shit.
1:52:57
Oh Oh no, that's minks. Like Mink?
1:53:00
Oh yeah, Mink. Oh, that shit doesn't have a
1:53:02
fucking shot. No, that's what I'm saying.
1:53:04
Yeah, no. Do they not take the fur off
1:53:06
this thing, Malcolm? They do.
1:53:08
They make stuff out of it. Oh yeah.
1:53:09
Yeah, no, that's not surviving that.
1:53:11
Like, not squirrels. Not to mention, he said.
1:53:13
Angry squirrels, OK, they're pissed off.
1:53:15
Yeah, yeah, those poor chinchillas.
1:53:16
Yeah. That's like a mouse.
1:53:18
That's a big mouse. I feel like if I leave my car
1:53:21
outside the squirrels just fucking go buck on it.
1:53:24
They just do whatever. They get up in the engine bays
1:53:26
and shit and do stuff. Squirrels are crazy.
1:53:29
They're. Crazy.
1:53:30
Look at them like that's a that's a New Jersey squirrel
1:53:33
right there. Oh my God bro holy shit.
1:53:37
Actually the the first photo is actually the one that is at my
1:53:41
house. Someone said 11 over Trueno.
1:53:44
Yep Yep, let's flip up Meow facts as the kids say do it
1:53:51
squirt. Yo, it's squirt.
1:53:53
OK, what are we talking about? Like am I boofing something and
1:53:56
I'll shoot it out? That was the question.
1:53:57
Do it squirt question for Carl. I know the IS and the ZN six
1:54:02
share the Y56 DIF, but is the IS not a torsen?
1:54:09
Google that bro. Listen they need you to answer.
1:54:14
This is my podcast. I have no idea, I honestly don't
1:54:18
fuck with any of the LSDS that happen.
1:54:21
If you have any intention to go drifting, just get something
1:54:24
else. Get a.
1:54:25
Welded or a two way? Did you Weld your tourist
1:54:28
interview? It was open.
1:54:28
It was just open, OK. A majority of them are pretty
1:54:31
open. Get an automatic what is it like
1:54:34
a 390 something? Welded up?
1:54:37
Yep, holiday. Done a hundred.
1:54:41
A hundred big backs versus one KBD kit.
1:54:45
The KBD kit, unfortunately. Yeah, I.
1:54:47
Know for a fact. Yeah, favorite old school wheels
1:54:51
for the AE86 and why are they Weds Albino Fins Albino, albino.
1:54:58
That's good. We got to pull back.
1:54:59
So fins is it's sick. I love it.
1:55:01
Like little wheels are so cool. There's so many designs.
1:55:05
So it's like you get to like seventeens and eighteens and
1:55:07
like things start to look the same.
1:55:09
You know what I mean? Like every every company was
1:55:11
like they made their same version of this.
1:55:14
So like little wheels was get. I mean, they got crazy dumb
1:55:18
stuff like things that look like American style wheels, but
1:55:20
they're not and whatever. But the fins are a really cool,
1:55:24
really cool wheel I have. Which one did you?
1:55:25
Look that up. I have some fins.
1:55:28
I had fins, albino fins on the on the team car.
1:55:32
I can't remember if those those are Inky but like Inky made
1:55:34
them, SSR made them like they all have like the.
1:55:36
Same. Oh Oh yes I do know which wheels
1:55:39
are. These are on your Corolla.
1:55:41
Yeah. So I have, I have, I have a full
1:55:43
set of those. I have some long champs.
1:55:46
Like I like. Long champ.
1:55:48
XR 4 is probably my favorite so. Love that.
1:55:52
Yep. Yo, the fins are sick.
1:55:53
So I got a Yaris A2 door Yaris from a friend Chris Xylophone
1:55:58
Xenophon. So xylophone.
1:56:00
So that's pretty accurate. Chris sold us this daily and and
1:56:03
he left inky fins on it like little fifteens horrible.
1:56:08
Like, you know, no lip, nothing, but I'm like these are like sick
1:56:12
three piece wheels, you know what I mean?
1:56:14
Like I didn't really say much, but I was like, oh shit, they're
1:56:16
going to fit the Corolla. You know what I mean?
1:56:18
Like this is gangster. So I just put some big lips on
1:56:20
it and done. Like now I have like $3000 worth
1:56:23
of wheels thanks to Chris, you know, yeah, small wheels are
1:56:26
definitely. Small wheels are definitely
1:56:28
cooler than. There's so many options too.
1:56:30
Like you can do crazy stuff. I just got like full solid face
1:56:34
ones like all polished up and stuff with a car and I want to
1:56:38
put. Fucking small wheels on
1:56:39
something. There's I.
1:56:40
Like small wheels. I I like the SSRS, no I've
1:56:43
never. Seen that?
1:56:44
I'm on like a I'm on like such a thing lately where I want
1:56:48
something to drive around that isn't not the IS the IS is for
1:56:53
like good days, but like just to get around that isn't my Koya or
1:56:58
the work truck. Do you want something with a
1:57:00
muffler? No, yeah, something that's
1:57:02
pretty quiet to get around. He wants a car that has a
1:57:05
muffler. Luxurious to feel like I feel
1:57:08
rich in there. Just get like AIS 250 or
1:57:11
something. Yeah, stock IS300 is, is what
1:57:17
I'm in the market for or like an LS?
1:57:20
Ellis's are sick, but that's a slept on car.
1:57:22
But then I'd want a GS. But if I got a GS, I don't
1:57:25
really feel like I'd want. GS Interior.
1:57:28
I'd want a is, yeah. GS interior's sick though.
1:57:31
Yeah, it's all black. GS Interior they put a.
1:57:33
Lot of money into that car when they made it.
1:57:36
Someone asked, what's the story behind your face tattoo and
1:57:39
would you do it again? I'm gonna get more.
1:57:41
It's gonna be we're getting nutty.
1:57:42
The only reason about this last time, I don't know.
1:57:44
The only reason I'm not fully covered is because when I became
1:57:48
a tattoo artist myself, you stopped getting tattooed.
1:57:50
Like, it sucks because you're at the shop and you're like, yo,
1:57:52
finish my thing. And they're like, I just did
1:57:54
like 3, you're not really paying me, you know what I mean?
1:57:57
So like it, it sucked. And then I was like, oh shit, I
1:57:59
have to pay for tattoos now. Like that sucks.
1:58:02
So wasn't it your band or something?
1:58:04
No, I thought that's your name. Damien, Damien is, of course,
1:58:08
the old movie The Omen. Yeah, yeah.
1:58:10
So when I was little, Mom would be like, oh, this is my son
1:58:13
Damien and they'd. Be like, oh he's probably a
1:58:14
little demon job, blah blah blah.
1:58:17
Exactly. So the Omen stuck for the
1:58:19
longest time. So when I put out my first rap
1:58:22
album under the alias of Power Omen, I was like, this is gonna
1:58:26
be silly. So like, I don't care about how
1:58:28
I look like I'm a 43 year old ugly fat dude.
1:58:32
Yeah, I mean, like, it is crazy to get a face hat though it is
1:58:34
pretty. I was already like, I was
1:58:36
already like there like the throat ruined a lot of stuff,
1:58:39
you know what I mean? Like that closes doors.
1:58:41
Everything closes doors. So my personality closes doors.
1:58:44
You know, that happened. So yeah, I just.
1:58:46
I was like, screw it, let's let's go, let's go a little ham.
1:58:48
So yeah, it's just Omen in like that tattoo style with the three
1:58:52
is backwards as the E because I am a firm believer of the three
1:58:56
like complex where everything happens in threes.
1:58:58
Yeah, dude, yes, that's that's. Part of it, you know, just to
1:59:00
kind of also be a little hip, you know?
1:59:03
But yeah, it's funny. I get a lot of hate for it.
1:59:05
We can go into that, too. Everything happens in threes.
1:59:07
Did we talk about that the first time?
1:59:09
We talked, we definitely talked about the tattoo the first time
1:59:11
cuz I knew. That, yeah, I mean, we talked
1:59:14
about fucking fucking aliens and my, my.
1:59:17
The one running in the field, that's.
1:59:19
Gross. Well, that's another thing here.
1:59:21
Is it really the real JDM? Will said Ask Dee.
1:59:24
I want to talk about spooky ghost story someday.
1:59:28
And are we going to do a belated 86 day this year?
1:59:31
We need Yeah. I love Will.
1:59:33
You know, they that's big. Yeah.
1:59:35
Willy's, Will's the best. Definitely need to do an 86
1:59:39
makeup. We just need to do a really good
1:59:41
one next year, you know, because team stuff I think we're going
1:59:44
to chill out on next year more. So it'll be like focus on
1:59:48
driving skills and like doing some cool videos and and group
1:59:51
expeditions, you know, like that kind of stuff.
1:59:53
So I would have a little bit more time and we should really
1:59:55
plan a sick club loose, you know, like at E town, like
2:00:01
something really cool. Well, when's 8/6 this year?
2:00:04
What day does it land on? Even close to it, you know, be
2:00:08
kind of cool. Just by the weekend, imagine.
2:00:11
Landing on a fucking but also we can talk we can go talk ghost
2:00:14
stories whenever yeah see that's just do like the weekend before
2:00:18
or you know I. Don't know.
2:00:19
That dude, the PTO private days are so fucking good.
2:00:23
It's like, because you know, everybody else is at work,
2:00:26
you're like, I'm fucking yeah, private.
2:00:29
Days are. Sick just because.
2:00:30
Just because if it's like when you can make it happen with your
2:00:34
friends on a day that, you know, like, OK, we, we've reserved it
2:00:38
for this Thursday. We're gonna be there.
2:00:41
Yeah, shout out East Coaster School.
2:00:43
Yeah, always for Shout out East Coaster School.
2:00:46
Can we get a faction slash pileup collab episode 6 Dudes 1
2:00:50
mic. Oh, that's hot.
2:00:51
One mic where we got to like. Definitely not the one mic.
2:00:55
Then one mic would be. It's right in the middle of the
2:00:58
room and like we're just face to face.
2:01:00
You know what I mean? Like, yeah.
2:01:01
Make sure you brush your teeth. Just fucking like, getting
2:01:05
really close. No, no.
2:01:07
Damn, no, Chad, it's my turn. Fuck you.
2:01:09
Yeah. This will be pretty cool yeah,
2:01:11
just be grabbing the mic. We will we're going to do some
2:01:13
cool stuff yeah, yeah, yeah. We we were kind of going a
2:01:16
little nutty right now because the team stuff has gotten crazy.
2:01:18
Like dude, we. Keep it rolling, dude.
2:01:20
I see. Like there's always so many
2:01:24
people on the on the streams, on the episodes.
2:01:26
So I'm like, you're fucking. So you're still doing them live
2:01:29
and everything? Yeah.
2:01:30
Yeah. We have a corn even start.
2:01:32
Carl you. Always said.
2:01:33
You know, fuck live. We're not doing live.
2:01:34
Anymore, but like when you guys do the live, it's fun.
2:01:38
So I think it's a little different.
2:01:40
I mean, it's fun pile up and we call it a podcast, but
2:01:43
realistically it's more like a it's a stream slash show.
2:01:47
Yeah, when we do that, we're starting to do more interviews.
2:01:50
So I'm, I'm doing more of that stuff and I built like a little
2:01:53
home studio and stuff now so I can have, you know, some casting
2:01:56
couch sessions. So, but getting people in person
2:01:59
is super sick. And then you can focus on the
2:02:01
audio. So like our stuff is, is
2:02:03
streamed so audio can drop or video can drop like that.
2:02:06
You're at the mercy of bandwidth, you know what I mean?
2:02:09
So it does. But when it's a show and we
2:02:11
don't really care about that, like we market ourselves as the
2:02:14
worst drifting podcast because we really are like we have no
2:02:19
idea what we're talking about. We're talking about the dumbest
2:02:21
shit, you know, I mean, guys usually have like itinerary
2:02:24
though. When we used to we went on used
2:02:27
to. Now I let it go off the rails.
2:02:29
You know what? I.
2:02:29
Mean fun when 'cause now you know like this is going to be
2:02:33
good. I mean, most people just want to
2:02:34
hear people hanging out talking. Like, it still blows my mind.
2:02:37
It still blows my mind that I'll get messages every now and then
2:02:39
that it's like, oh, I just love having it on and getting me
2:02:42
through my work day. I'm like, dude, we talked about
2:02:44
like butt plugs for like 45 minutes.
2:02:48
Like, how is that entertaining? Like, I would have been like,
2:02:51
fuck this. Like, do you ever watch yours?
2:02:53
Do you go back and ever like, look, it's horrible.
2:02:55
I don't want to. It's horrible.
2:02:56
I have a fear of that. Yeah.
2:02:58
The one thing is your own voice. I hate that.
2:03:00
And then I get messages every now and then.
2:03:01
And I guess I need to start like my separate Patreon because I
2:03:04
have a lot of girls that want me to read to them.
2:03:06
They really like my voice. Your voice is good.
2:03:08
No, it's, it's why I have a face for radio.
2:03:10
You have a bunch of girls that want to read.
2:03:12
I mean, I'm just, I'm kidding. But I was like, wait.
2:03:15
But honestly, though, I do get messages that girls are just
2:03:18
like, they're like, Oh, you have a really good voice.
2:03:20
And I'm like, that's cool, you know, soaking.
2:03:22
Wet. Yeah, I'm just going to read
2:03:24
them like, like, like Where's Waldo books.
2:03:27
Yeah. And it's just, well, the girls
2:03:28
are really into those fucking weird fantasy books, right?
2:03:31
Now we don't have none of that. We don't have no girl fan base,
2:03:34
I don't think. I don't know, but I'm just
2:03:36
saying if you read those books to them, yeah, it'd be fun.
2:03:39
I mean, that's a thing. But no.
2:03:40
But going back, I want to get more into the serious like you
2:03:46
guys. I consider like a serious like
2:03:48
you're not, you're not. But you have for middle, you
2:03:51
have professional gear, you have a professional atmosphere.
2:03:55
And even though you're having fun and being yourselves, which
2:03:57
is the most important because that's why I like you guys, is
2:04:00
because you can tell you're not just like reading a so blah,
2:04:03
blah, blah. Like I need to know about this,
2:04:05
this and this. That's stupid.
2:04:06
Like just let it go. Trust me, we have the same
2:04:09
opinion on that. Yeah.
2:04:10
Yeah, we I tried to keep it like that, but dude, I don't.
2:04:15
Want to fucking do that shit? So why am I going to make you
2:04:18
guys do that shit? Like I had the notes, dude.
2:04:21
I saved some of my notes from like the early episodes like the
2:04:24
Josh one. Well, when we started, we had
2:04:27
like pretty like, oh, we have to have either a topic, but we have
2:04:31
to have a guest, which is kind of honestly what we still do,
2:04:33
but. Yeah, but I like that we can
2:04:35
hang out and I think that you should never stop doing the
2:04:38
streaming style if you wanna do like.
2:04:40
Yeah, that'll never stop. Those interview ones, that's
2:04:43
like for those episodes. But when I think of you guys, I
2:04:46
think of like how funny it is. Like why are you guys?
2:04:50
I'm mad at Chad's door. No, exactly.
2:04:52
Yeah, Yeah. Like, we get people that pop
2:04:54
into the stream for the first time and, like, literally always
2:04:57
pop in when I'm talking about, like, something insane, you know
2:05:00
what I mean? Like, I'm talking about, like,
2:05:01
how many rabbits can you put in? Like, yeah.
2:05:04
And they're just like in the chat.
2:05:05
It's always like, well, I just popped in at the, you know,
2:05:08
blah. Blah blah, this is the first.
2:05:09
Time and then you'll see like fuck Chad's door or whatever and
2:05:13
then you see people being like what's up with that?
2:05:15
You know what I mean? Because they don't understand
2:05:16
it, but we built this community and I feel like we built like
2:05:20
it's, it's, it's literally their friends.
2:05:22
Like the chat is friends. I can almost picture everybody's
2:05:25
face when they, when they comment, which is really cool.
2:05:28
Like it's getting to the point where we know all of them.
2:05:31
And I really, and some of the ones that we don't, I'm I'm
2:05:33
excited because we're going to Canada.
2:05:35
We're meeting some new ones up there, you know what I mean?
2:05:37
Like they're like, Oh, you guys are coming to Canada.
2:05:39
Like I watch all the time. I'm like, this is so rad.
2:05:41
But that live in your face, yeah, no holds bar whatever is
2:05:47
never gonna stop. I'm gonna tell my cousin to find
2:05:50
you guys. I'm gonna be like, go find the
2:05:51
corrosion guys say. Your little cousin?
2:05:53
No, I was like, chill out. No, my other one.
2:05:56
I have other cousins. Oh OK.
2:05:58
I was like, damn, he should not be listening.
2:05:59
A lot of them. A lot of them are.
2:06:01
Oh, yeah, He's not. Not yet.
2:06:03
Not yet. Not yet, not yet dude.
2:06:05
My sister told me I fucked up so bad I think.
2:06:08
But my sister told me she saw my little cousin that I brought to
2:06:11
the open house and she was like he was saying fuck this and fuck
2:06:14
that. And I was like how old?
2:06:17
Like 10? That's like kind of when you
2:06:19
start to be retarded for a little.
2:06:21
Bit I was like. Yeah, you're making a little
2:06:24
Carl. Little Carl.
2:06:26
Yeah. Nobody wants that shit.
2:06:28
That's crazy. They're so they're so like
2:06:29
impressionable. Like that's the time.
2:06:31
Yeah, seriously. And I was like, don't do
2:06:33
anything I was doing. I made sure to say that.
2:06:36
Don't do anything. I'm saying fuck that.
2:06:37
He's. Starting to smoke cigarettes and
2:06:40
yeah, yeah, doing all sorts of weird stuff, dude, I know, yes.
2:06:43
You know, I know. You know how I know?
2:06:44
He's chill. I was like, I was smoking a
2:06:46
cigarette. And he goes, my mom and dad are
2:06:48
right there and I'm like. Oh yeah, that's cute.
2:06:52
Like I was like, nice. Nice save, good job.
2:06:57
Yeah, I raised you well. I hope he turns out pretty.
2:07:01
Good fuck. All right, so Chili's I guess.
2:07:04
Two big timers burgers or old? Time I could talk to you for
2:07:07
like another 4 hours. No, but we could do that at
2:07:08
Chili's. I love dude.
2:07:09
We could people watch at Chili's too?
2:07:11
Do they still? Have the fried ice cream that
2:07:13
sounds good as hell. That was like the you'd like.
2:07:16
They got a lava cake, I can tell you that.
2:07:18
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't give a shit about that.
2:07:20
I give fried ice cream. Yeah.
2:07:21
What is that? Yeah, I've had fried ice cream.
2:07:24
Hopefully they have it. Oh look at Malcolm looking for
2:07:26
the outro music. Oh sorry I broke the 4th.
2:07:31
Now we have to fill out. We, we got to fill this.
2:07:34
That was crazy. That's like my Didger didgeridoo
2:07:38
voice. Yeah, that is.
2:07:41
See. This is I miss.
2:07:43
I miss. I used to do a lot of voices
2:07:45
too. Well, I was a vocalist.
2:07:47
So like, just singing all the time, like hitting all the
2:07:49
different notes and stuff you got in there.
2:07:51
Oh, I have no clue. OK.
2:07:52
What about clarinet? Clarinet and I can't even
2:07:56
picture. I can't even like hear.
2:07:58
No right? But no, this is fun because on
2:08:03
our pod, you don't hear yourself.
2:08:05
Oh. You know, so and I'm used to
2:08:07
studio. Well, you do, but you only hear
2:08:10
the other people. You don't hear and yourself, you
2:08:13
know, I mean, there's you could probably turn that on if you
2:08:15
really needed to, but you don't. You don't have to.
2:08:18
So this is fun because it reminds me of like the studio
2:08:21
days. And I would go in and do like,
2:08:22
yeah, yeah, yeah. Death metal vocals, you know
2:08:23
what I mean? Because that's where I come
2:08:24
from. It's funny, I didn't come from
2:08:25
skating. I did skate and I did a little
2:08:27
bit of BMX, but I was like the music guy.
2:08:30
So this brings me back to like 15 in the studio, You know, it's
2:08:33
pretty sick. That is dull.
2:08:35
We out here and turn me up, turn my mic up.
2:08:38
Turn the mic. Turn me up in the headphones.
2:08:40
Turn me up in the headphones. Oh, Malcolm, you ready?
2:08:44
Are you ready? Yes.
2:08:45
Do you want me just to do it playing for you?
2:08:46
Yeah. Actually, if you want to do the
2:08:47
outro. All right.
2:08:48
I forget the song, though. I know it too.
2:08:51
What song? There's no song.
2:08:52
There's no song. Just.
2:08:52
Malcolm just picks around. Oh, no, but I remember, like the
2:08:55
beats from a lot of them. You know what I mean?
2:08:57
Actually, you just did this. Yeah, the same 1 Malcolm.
2:08:58
Get, get, get any. Wait, you want me to play
2:09:01
something? Yeah.
2:09:03
Low low just. Click a random thing.
2:09:05
Click it, baby. That's risky.
2:09:07
That is risky. Right.
2:09:09
What if it's just like? Really.
2:09:16
Wow, see, that's pretty good. That's pretty nice.
2:09:19
Oh, if we could eat Chili's to this song, I would.
2:09:22
Love eating Chili's? That's where we're going to go.
2:09:25
So thank you Damian for joining. Us, Thank you for having me.
2:09:28
Another podcast. Yeah, I enjoyed hosting this.
2:09:31
This is. This is great.
2:09:33
I'm going to. See you again at some point
2:09:35
during the season, I'm sure. See you at FD.
2:09:38
At FD or smile X death? Yes.
2:09:41
What's the date for you guys at FD?
2:09:42
October 3rd, 4th and 5th, yes, 3rd, 4th, 5th.
2:09:45
OK, and you know, check us out there too.
2:09:47
Perfect weather. Yep, check us out on the good
2:09:49
old Instagram. Smile under score X under score
2:09:52
Death and my personal page where you can find my Patreon to
2:09:56
spread me. I'm not going to give you that
2:09:59
one. You got to find it.
2:09:59
You got to find it OK. And Car Shop, Hiroshi and Smile
2:10:04
Def and everything else. Yeah, Pilot, podcast pilot,
2:10:07
other fun stuff. Yeah, we do.
2:10:08
We do the dumb stuff. At Rich Whiteman.
2:10:10
At Rich Whiteman to get on the Faction After Hours podcast.
2:10:14
Yeah, can you please tell Rich to get on the After Hours
2:10:16
podcast? Dude, we'll send a carrier
2:10:18
pigeon. He's just busy, man.
2:10:20
All right. Good night, everybody.
2:10:21
I'm hungry, so I know it. I know you've got to be too.
2:10:25
Yeah, of course I am. Get us out of here.
2:10:28
Do the outro for us. Thanks for listening everybody.
2:10:30
This is a faction After hours and check us out on our Patreon
2:10:33
and make sure that you subscribe.
2:10:36
You might be able to see Malcolm doing some really, really sexy
2:10:39
stuff. Oh, shit.
2:10:42
I heard he's getting into it. And you got you got sexual,
2:10:45
sexual Carl and sexual Mr. Frankie over here.
2:10:48
But yeah, check us out and make sure you follow like and
2:10:51
subscribe if you're on any of the other stuff.
2:10:53
And we're going to, we're going to, we're getting out of here.
2:10:55
We're going to Chili's. Bye, everybody.
2:10:56
Thank you so much. Yep, remember butt plugs?
2:11:17
Well that was fucking weird. Hey, man, that's what you get
2:11:21
when Damien's here, yeah. I was, like I said last night at
2:11:25
dinner, I was really trying to like, I was like, I'm going to
2:11:27
make this podcast weird as fuck. Yeah, I didn't.
2:11:29
Damien did all that for me. So thank you, Damien, for coming
2:11:33
out here again. That's good.
2:11:34
It's definitely a long trip. I believe it's like a 2 hour
2:11:37
trip. He he was going to come last
2:11:39
week, but then our schedules didn't line up because he was
2:11:41
going to be out here. So he said.
2:11:42
Fuck it, I'll come next week. I'll just drive up.
2:11:45
Damn, really appreciate that. Make sure you guys check out his
2:11:50
event Smile Death Challenge happening in.
2:11:53
At Lake Lake Lake. Erie is the name of the track,
2:11:55
right? Yeah.
2:11:57
Yeah, Lake Erie Speedway, it's kind of like the north most tip
2:12:03
of Pennsylvania, so right on Lake Erie, pretty sick, Damien
2:12:07
said. The town kind of sucks,
2:12:08
unfortunately, but it's just like it on a map.
2:12:12
It looks like it would be a really fun time because you can
2:12:15
go to the lake and everything, but I don't know if they
2:12:18
ventured that far yet. But either way, it's going to be
2:12:21
a fun time. Dude, I think this is going to
2:12:22
be, I actually think this is going to be pretty monumental, I
2:12:27
guess you could say, like it's going to change.
2:12:29
I think it's going to change drifting for sure, because he's
2:12:31
putting a lot of work into this. Damien's very scatterbrained, as
2:12:33
we know, but it seems like he's like tunnel vision right now.
2:12:38
I'm trying to make this it's. The best event ever.
2:12:40
Exactly. So I I think it's going to come
2:12:42
together perfectly. They they, I mean, if you guys
2:12:46
want to join, if your team wants to join, definitely hit him up.
2:12:49
They they still got room, I think he said.
2:12:52
They got like 30 teams right now, but.
2:12:54
He wants to get it over 50 or something.
2:12:56
Yeah, he wants some crazy number and they're doing like 3 days of
2:12:59
drifting, so it's definitely going to be a crazy amount of
2:13:01
sea time. Yeah, check it out.
2:13:04
I'm really stoked on that. All right, what do we got going
2:13:06
on here? We got a raffle going on.
2:13:10
Yeah, for the month of June. Stage Wheels Stage Wheels is
2:13:14
supporting us this month for our our monthly giveaway on the
2:13:17
website. So every $5 spent on our website
2:13:20
gets you an entry to win a set of Stage Wheels.
2:13:23
If you guys don't know about Stage Wheels, check them out on
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Instagram, check them out on their website.
2:13:28
I believe we have some of their stuff on our website as well if
2:13:30
you are looking to purchase. And yeah, just every entry this
2:13:35
month gets you a chance to win. Yeah, as you guys know, we have
2:13:40
a website and you got to buy through our website to get
2:13:43
entered into that raffle. We got a whole bunch of parts on
2:13:47
our website, a whole bunch of performance parts.
2:13:49
We got some thrash harnesses back in stock, so if you're
2:13:52
interested in those, go check those out.
2:13:54
Got some shift knobs back in stock by thrash.
2:13:58
Yeah, so check out our website. And also on our website, we have
2:14:04
some arrow, some origin arrow left in stock.
2:14:07
I've got some front and rear fenders for some S fourteens, S
2:14:10
thirteens. People have been buying that
2:14:12
shit lately like crazy. Flying off the shelves.
2:14:15
Flying off the shelves. Well, just in time for our new
2:14:17
container to come in. So we're going to restock the
2:14:20
shelves very soon, so be on the lookout.
2:14:22
I'm scared, yeah. I'm scared of how much the
2:14:28
prices are going to increase. So if you guys want to get
2:14:29
anything, now would be the time because good old Donald Trump.
2:14:34
Donnie. Donnie, Yeah.
2:14:36
Donnie J Donnie J Trump Jay is. That his middle name J Donald J
2:14:40
Trump, right? Yeah.
2:14:42
I call him DJ. We call him DJ.
2:14:43
Okay, yeah, anyway, that fucking dickhead is basically raping us.
2:14:48
So now we have to pay some crazy amount of money when the
2:14:52
containers land so the prices might increase.
2:14:55
What that means, why I'm telling you this right now is go to our
2:14:57
website, go buy those fenders that you've been waiting on
2:14:59
because you're like, oh, this shipping is just too much.
2:15:01
Well, guess what? It's going to fucking skyrocket
2:15:03
in about a month. So grab the tariffs.
2:15:06
The tariffs. The tariffs are raping us.
2:15:09
Yeah, literally. So check out our website, get
2:15:11
those origin fenders now if you guys want to, if you're local to
2:15:14
us, you want to pick them up, give us a call.
2:15:15
We'll tell you if we have them. We definitely have way more
2:15:18
fenders than we do body kits. Body kits are almost completely
2:15:21
out right? Basically.
2:15:23
Yeah, you had, you sold like a S141 the other day.
2:15:25
That was pretty much the last one we had.
2:15:28
But yeah, if you want to double check with us, give us a call.
2:15:32
And if you can't afford it now, don't worry, a firm's got your
2:15:34
back. We got a firm on the website and
2:15:37
yeah, it's like a basically a credit card company at this
2:15:41
point. They even give you a card so.
2:15:42
Buy now, pay later. Buy now, pay later.
2:15:46
I like that. That should be their slogan.
2:15:48
Probably is. Well, I don't know.
2:15:51
Wait, don't we have new merch? Yeah, we got new merch.
2:15:55
New merch is here. It is not on the website yet.
2:15:59
We got to save our merch for FD this weekend.
2:16:02
So after FD, we'll have some new merch on the site for you guys.
2:16:06
We also have another design on the way.
2:16:09
Should be coming today actually. Yeah, tonight we should get it.
2:16:12
We should have it for Formula Drift, which we will be at this
2:16:14
weekend. Formula Drift and Club Loose Pro
2:16:16
Bro down. If you guys have never been a
2:16:17
Club Loose Pro bro down, you need to get in your car right
2:16:20
now. You need to start driving.
2:16:21
By the time you get there on you should make it on Sunday,
2:16:24
depending on where you are, get to that event.
2:16:26
That event is the best event of the year.
2:16:30
Really. To me.
2:16:33
Would you? Would you agree?
2:16:34
Say on God. I'm Gilly on God, would you
2:16:37
agree? Best event of the year, no?
2:16:39
No, for me, no. What's your best?
2:16:41
Probably East Coast bash I thought.
2:16:43
You were going to say fucking race a gentleman.
2:16:45
So you think East Coast Bash is is.
2:16:47
Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, yeah, you stay the
2:16:50
you can stay the night and stuff.
2:16:51
So yeah. Pro bro down just so quick.
2:16:54
It's literally from like 12 to 4.
2:16:56
All right, bye. Perfect, get in, get the fuck
2:16:58
out. No, it's just the most fun to me
2:17:01
because you get to see Formula Drift cars drifting with
2:17:05
literally like 200 horsepower fucking BR ZS like it's you
2:17:10
don't really get to see that anywhere else.
2:17:12
It it's pretty rare to happen so.
2:17:14
Yeah, the dynamic is definitely cool.
2:17:16
Yeah, it's insane. Not to mention all the you got
2:17:18
all the pro guys there with like their crazy trailers, like the
2:17:21
pits. The pits are like 1 of the best
2:17:23
parts that event. Yeah, because you just see Chris
2:17:25
Forsberg with like a fucking like what is that?
2:17:27
I don't even know what that is. That's like a mansion on wheels.
2:17:30
And then you got like fucking John Fortune just trailer
2:17:33
driving his car there like. Oh yo, you want to drive Mr.
2:17:37
Yeah, pulling fucking tires out of his trunk.
2:17:39
You want to drive Mr. Forsberg? Yeah.
2:17:41
Yeah, settle up. I don't know, It's cool.
2:17:43
It's a really fun event. And now that Formula Drift has
2:17:46
been at Raceway Park for the last few years, it's been even
2:17:50
crazier because we used to drive up from Wall Speedway, get to E
2:17:55
Town. They would still do pro Bro
2:17:56
down, but it was kind of, you know, there's a lot of logistics
2:18:00
involved there. Now it's just like everyone just
2:18:02
rolls out of bed and. Fucking you just move 400 feet
2:18:05
500. Feet, yeah, and not to mention
2:18:08
club loose pro bro down is on the road course.
2:18:10
Which is way more entertaining to me than the yeah the Gauntlet
2:18:14
or they call the Figure 8 so. The gauntlet really stood on
2:18:18
business last night to try to kill people with that tornado.
2:18:21
Yeah, the Gauntlet was a good name for for that track.
2:18:23
Last night the tornado came through.
2:18:26
I don't think that's happening for the rest of the weekend
2:18:28
though, so it should be a really good weekend.
2:18:29
We will be there. Yeah, we will be there with a
2:18:31
booth. We're going to take Josh
2:18:33
Delise's car out there. So if you want to see a broken
2:18:35
ass 240 come out. You want to see what a drift car
2:18:38
supposed to look like? Yeah.
2:18:39
If you want to see what a drift car looks like after a proper
2:18:42
amount of thrashing over the course of like 5 to 8 years,
2:18:45
yeah, yeah, definitely come check that car out.
2:18:48
We will have new merch. I don't know.
2:18:50
I'm pretty excited for the it's going.
2:18:51
To be a great weekend. Yeah, it's going to be great.
2:18:53
I feel like FD is going to feel nostalgic this year.
2:18:56
Oh OK, I'm feeling it. What do you think, Eddie?
2:19:00
Nod his head yes. Yeah, no, it's going to be a
2:19:02
good one. Eddie's going to be filming.
2:19:03
If you see Eddie out there walking around and he's got a
2:19:06
camera, give him a high. Five, dude, is this your first
2:19:10
or second time? Oh, there he is.
2:19:13
Oh, he's got breaking. He's grabbing like.
2:19:15
Second pro bro done first FD. First FD popping his cherry I.
2:19:20
Guess I went with you like in what, 20/17/16?
2:19:23
It was a while back. So yeah, he was trying.
2:19:26
To figure out that was a wall. Yeah, yeah.
2:19:29
Oh wow, so you didn't go last time we.
2:19:31
No, we didn't go last year. But he he went to pro bro down
2:19:35
though. Yeah, we all went just.
2:19:37
To. Yeah, just to hang out.
2:19:37
Remember last year we rode our bikes there.
2:19:39
Yeah. Yeah, OK, Yeah, but that was
2:19:41
fun, right, Eddie? Yeah.
2:19:43
Pro bro down this I. Didn't know it was FD drivers
2:19:45
driving with them. Now, yeah, the more you know.
2:19:48
Yeah, yeah. The the first way you could tell
2:19:50
is you can't see anything because it's just, the whole
2:19:52
thing is it's just a cloud and you're like, where am I, I
2:19:54
think. That was like my first proper
2:19:57
event. I can't see anything.
2:20:01
And there's tire going on my arm.
2:20:03
Yeah. So yeah, I remember that Eddie
2:20:05
was confused. And he was like, I'm so dirty.
2:20:07
So we did not get a media pass for Formula Drift.
2:20:10
So Eddie will be walking around with his camera just filming
2:20:12
pretty much everything else. So like basically like a pit
2:20:14
walk type deal. We probably will do that at one
2:20:16
point too. So you see us walking through,
2:20:19
make sure to say hi. And yeah, that's pretty much all
2:20:22
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