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2101 - BONUS: Double Lives of Suburban Wives (s1e1) "Risky Business" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. Now we've got a
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  Speaker 1: new show, new show. Who this Kimberly's here. We're very
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  Speaker 1: very excited about this new show.
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  Speaker 2: Who to new show train coming.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we get a new show like this is Polly
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  Speaker 1: and we think, oh my god, it's gonna be great,
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  Speaker 1: and then we start to really hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel now, to be fair, you and Keisha hated it.
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  Speaker 2: I did not hate watching it or listening to you
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  Speaker 2: and Keisha talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: We like talking about it. Yeah, well we were done
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  Speaker 1: with it by the end because some of it seemed
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  Speaker 1: really fake. Yeah, this show, I feel it's got really
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  Speaker 1: good production value and they're doing a little stylistic thing
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  Speaker 1: that I enjoy with, Like, you know, it's very house
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  Speaker 1: Desperate Housewives almost.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, I could see that because you know.
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  Speaker 1: On Desperate Housewives we had the narrator that was the
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  Speaker 1: dead one. Yes, And I hope Danny doesn't die.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I would be sort of ambivalent at this point,
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  Speaker 2: but I mean, I don't want anyone to die obviously, yea.
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  Speaker 2: But she's not like my face, I don't. I already
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  Speaker 2: dislike her, and I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: It's the cats and the plants.
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  Speaker 2: No, in fact, she was a vet tech. Like she's
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  Speaker 2: an animal person and a plant person. I am both
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  Speaker 2: of those things. I would enjoy her on paper, on paper, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: There's something about her fake smile that stresses me out,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, it doesn't reach all the way up
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  Speaker 2: the face, and well, what it is.
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  Speaker 1: She's got these lines right here and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: cabbage patch stall. That's all I could think of, was like,
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  Speaker 1: if you see a cabbage patch stall, they have the
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  Speaker 1: two lines, so the smile goes across and not h
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  Speaker 1: this is her. This is her facial structure that she
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  Speaker 1: can't help, right.
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  Speaker 2: We can't, you know, we shouldn't even be talking about it,
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  Speaker 2: but we are. Yeah, there's a few people in this
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  Speaker 2: episode where I'm like, I just don't know if you've
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  Speaker 2: ever met a jew? Oh wow? Okay, wow, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And there's so there's those ladies, and then there's another
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  Speaker 2: set of ladies where I feel like they would be
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  Speaker 2: judging me not because I'm Jewish, but because I of
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  Speaker 2: my body and my face and my clothes and my
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  Speaker 2: makeup and my hair.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if any of these ladies have
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  Speaker 3: a light to stand on.
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  Speaker 2: Clothes wise, Well, yeah, there's one that we'll get to it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's okay, just just jump in.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's say the name of the show
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  Speaker 1: at least so we can start. Okay, Double Lives of
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  Speaker 1: Suburban Wives. This airs on TLC. It airs on Sunday. Correct,
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  Speaker 1: it airs on Sunday after the ninety day fiance og Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it's gonna airs. Were diaries.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sad about that. I don't know why there
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  Speaker 2: can't be.
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  Speaker 1: Room for all, like no, not room for all. So
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  Speaker 1: it's replacing diaries. So okay, and let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: how to listen to this episode, this episode, right, this minute.
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  Speaker 1: Episode one is on the free Feed on Monday. Going forward,
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  Speaker 1: it will be on the ten dollars level of Pink
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  Speaker 1: Shade Prime also on Mondays. But we always like to
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  Speaker 1: give you the first one free. If you're listening on
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  Speaker 1: the ten dollar level, you're getting it. You're getting an
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  Speaker 1: ad free. So there's that.
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  Speaker 2: I this is not behind a paywall. Everything I said
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  Speaker 2: about Tammy's face, what's not behind a paywall?
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  Speaker 1: Correct?
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  Speaker 2: Correct, I'm a bad person.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, No.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing I thought when I saw her was
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  Speaker 1: cabbage patrol and cabbage patt DoLS have round, fat faces
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  Speaker 1: on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't have a round or a fat.
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  Speaker 1: Face at all. She's I mean, a beautiful woman with
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  Speaker 1: a fantastic body, so much that she felt the need
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  Speaker 1: to share with the world. So no, it's just that
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  Speaker 1: she's got those two lines on the side, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why her smile goes straight across it, not up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's a facial structure thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, Okay, but let's
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  Speaker 1: get started. So Double Lives of Suburban Wives, obviously, I
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  Speaker 1: take it's how many times did I say Secret Lives
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  Speaker 1: of Suburban Wives? I've said it in twelve ways. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard to remember Double Lives of Suburban.
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  Speaker 2: Wives, right, And there was a show on ID that
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  Speaker 2: we used to cover for a date with dateline called
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  Speaker 2: Secret Lives of.
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  Speaker 1: Killer Wives, killer Wise, murder Wise something murder wives.
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  Speaker 2: But it was another play on that, And so let's
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  Speaker 2: see if I can find.
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  Speaker 1: It, okay, because I understand why they couldn't name it
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  Speaker 1: Secret Lives of Suburban Wives. If there was already a
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  Speaker 1: show called.
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  Speaker 2: The Secret Lives of Stepford Wives was the show because
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  Speaker 2: they looked like Stepford Wives on the side. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: were killing their husbands and things like that, Okay, getting
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  Speaker 2: getting killed.
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  Speaker 3: So they thought, there's two shows with secret.
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  Speaker 1: Lives, so we're gonna go double live Lives of Suburban Wives.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but why can't they merge them? If you have
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  Speaker 2: a suburban so that's an s So for alliteration, it
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  Speaker 2: should have been Secret Lives of Suburban Wives.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, that would have been better.
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  Speaker 2: And if there were six of them, six Secret Lives
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  Speaker 2: of Suburban Wives sives? What change words wives to sives?
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  Speaker 1: You're going down a hole that I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go down. So Double Lives of Suburban Wives, Season one,
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  Speaker 1: Episode one, risky Business. Are our titles going to be
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  Speaker 1: movie titles?
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  Speaker 2: Please it?
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  Speaker 1: Please? I would love it.
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  Speaker 2: Although the real title should be aka husbands pimp out
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  Speaker 2: their wives? It's not the subtext of most ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: percent of these couples, the husband pimped out their wives
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  Speaker 2: because he lost his job.
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  Speaker 1: I am going to ask my husband husband at dinner
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  Speaker 1: tonight with in front of my children. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: ask him what he thinks about this, and like, what
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  Speaker 1: if he would ever, like, if.
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  Speaker 2: He would play with it, you're going to horrify your children.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm always down for that, and.
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  Speaker 1: They're always horrified. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's always a good time at the Gilbert household. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would like people to ask we should do a poll, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: ask your husbands. Would they pimp you out how much
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  Speaker 2: they think they can get for you or if they
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  Speaker 2: would have some sort of moral obligation to not do that?
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  Speaker 1: Would you be okay with four thousand people watching me
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  Speaker 1: take a shower?
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  Speaker 2: Right for like one hundred grand just for the shower content?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Crazy? Okay. So Season one, Episode one, Risky Business.
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  Speaker 1: So we open with our cast going to a park.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a lot of idyllic type of music. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are wearing pearls and prairie dresses and
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're just normal moms. We've got our tupperware.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of cupcake talk, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And none of these people did check the weather app
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  Speaker 2: before they go to the park.
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  Speaker 1: They absolutely did not check the weather app. So they're
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  Speaker 1: going to a park. Tammy is our narrator, like the
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  Speaker 1: dead lady from Desperate Housewives and just.
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  Speaker 2: As Judge in voiceover, so.
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  Speaker 1: Here she is. Okay, here's Tammy, and here's our husband.
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  Speaker 1: Not a prize. This guy, I'm just going to say it.
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  Speaker 2: He's still a little dorky. And I will get to
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  Speaker 2: their origin story. I didn't really like it.
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  Speaker 3: But here they are.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're watching on YouTube, there they are link
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  Speaker 1: in the show notes and a lot of long fake
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  Speaker 1: hair extensions. Here I will say, I just watched The
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  Speaker 1: Valley Reunion Part one, and they also do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of hair petting. They do a lot of petting their
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  Speaker 1: own hair, and these these ladies also do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of hair petting their extensions.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's just because when you're not used to it,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, what is what?
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  Speaker 1: You just pet it? Yeah, and it's not going to
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  Speaker 1: get greasy from your hands because it's not attached to
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  Speaker 1: your head. Okay, so they're going to a park. Tammy's
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  Speaker 1: our narrator, and Tammy says she's married to Drew and
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  Speaker 1: they have two kids. Their names are Brooklyn and Cohen
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  Speaker 1: or something. I can't remember it.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just one of those trendy names.
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  Speaker 3: Is somebody named Aden.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think it's Cohen Cohen Cohen.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. So she's married to Drew. They have two kids.
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  Speaker 1: She says, We're a typical suburban family and I'm passionate
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  Speaker 1: about my faith. We're very involved in the church. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the glue that keeps this crazy bunch of moms connected.
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  Speaker 1: Let's meet our friends. Tammy doing voiceover work. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: if she got extra She's doing all the voiceover work nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Else and she's the self appointed glue presence of this group, right,
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  Speaker 2: Tammy says, Brianna, she's a Christie of this babysitters club.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. So she's Brianna. Brie
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  Speaker 1: is one of her closest friends. They go way back.
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  Speaker 1: We get this shot of Brianna putting on lip gloss
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  Speaker 1: in her car, and then they pan to the backseat
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  Speaker 1: and her daughter is doing the same thing. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, Okay, whoever's doing the the work here is
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  Speaker 1: one hundred tons better than Love after lock Up in
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  Speaker 1: ninety day.
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  Speaker 2: And this was Yeah, I know, it's a huge step up. Also,
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  Speaker 2: let's talk about a face. She looks great, her whole
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  Speaker 2: She looks very much to me like Jesse's girlfriend on
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  Speaker 2: the Valley.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh lazy, uh huh lazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's that you might look like you are in White
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  Speaker 2: Chicks the movie.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: But you're actually an actual white CHICKI yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 2: that generic all look kind of the blow up you
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  Speaker 2: dull kind of look.
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  Speaker 3: And I would like you to notice here, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm jealous of by the way, in the I want
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  Speaker 2: that note.
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  Speaker 1: In this photo. Please look at the comparison of the
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  Speaker 1: first two photos. It's just cut and paste.
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  Speaker 2: Yeh.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, they cut and paste the people to the exact
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  Speaker 1: background you see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, yes they do.
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  Speaker 2: And then thel that that prop Beryl.
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  Speaker 1: Both pictures and in the they did the same thing
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  Speaker 1: with Platthor. Remember they plopped him in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the country road with these people. The ladies are both
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  Speaker 1: in ath leisure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, so here's.
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  Speaker 3: Boobs are Bubin looking good?
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  Speaker 1: She looks good? So yeah, Tammy says Brianna is one
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  Speaker 1: of her closest friends. They go way back, so we
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  Speaker 1: get the little gloss shot and Tammy says, Brianna always brief,
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  Speaker 1: always has the eye for the little details. If she's
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  Speaker 1: planning something, you know it will be just right. And
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  Speaker 1: then there's their husband, Phil, and he's kind of a hottie.
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  Speaker 1: They always seem like they have it all figured out.
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  Speaker 2: And I just.
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  Speaker 1: Said, he's okay, but his hair is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. We had a huge fight in the group chat
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  Speaker 2: about him. All the ladies on this show want to
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  Speaker 2: climb fill like a tree, and they're stupor, and so
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: do Mattie, Poodle, Amy, the whole everyone with bad taste.
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  Speaker 2: In the group chat, he has a double mullet. He
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  Speaker 2: has a mullet in the front and a mullet in
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  Speaker 2: the back, and he does something else in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: So it's two parties, very little business.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's a little bit like Luke on the
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  Speaker 1: Valley also had sort of a double mullet going on.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, what are you doing. You're too old to
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  Speaker 1: have a stylized hair like that. Just have a regular
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: thirty seven year old man hairstyle.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like there's a literal dead squirrel on his head.
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  Speaker 1: It's awful, but he is cute, but I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: see him either past.
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  Speaker 2: The hair, So I had to like crop out the
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  Speaker 2: hairs just so I could see what his face looks like.
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  Speaker 1: And he had like a thick mustache but also kind
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  Speaker 1: of a beard. It's like, make a decision.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the standards are just really in this town,
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  Speaker 2: and so they're like, he's the hottest one.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, can listen this guy or this guy?
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  Speaker 1: You're going with? This guy, you're going with Fred, you're
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  Speaker 1: going with Film. This is not my favorite husband, by
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's Macy. We call her church girl Macy. We
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: don't call her that that's her name online. Macy is
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  Speaker 1: blonde with giant glasses. And this is if you heard
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  Speaker 1: our episodes the other day, she looks like she's in disguise.
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  Speaker 3: Even when she's not in disguise.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: It looks like a fake a gag glasses and nose.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Just I just want people to know. I know certain
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: glasses are very trendy right now, the oversized frames and
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. Not all glasses are made
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  Speaker 2: for all faces. So just because you see something on
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  Speaker 2: someone like Mary Pain and you go, that looks so
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  Speaker 2: great on Mary Pain, No, it doesn't perfect perfect bone
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  Speaker 2: bone structure and youthful glow. What that doesn't mean that
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: those glasses will go right with your nose and your face.
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  Speaker 1: Correct. So these glasses, they're a little crazy, They're a
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  Speaker 1: little big, and I kind of feel like she's leaning
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  Speaker 1: into like naughty.
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  Speaker 2: Church girl, yes, naughty librarian.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, you speaking of these like Jeffrey Dohmer glasses.
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  Speaker 1: I got these like a three pack at TJ Max. Yeah,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and I really only liked the tortoises show ones, but
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh well, I'll just kind of have
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  Speaker 1: them around the house every time I put them on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm reminded of.
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  Speaker 3: How this is not the style for me, okay, and also.
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  Speaker 2: A pinon this self awareness that oh yeah you just have.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So faith and church are the biggest part of Macy's life,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why Macy and I get along. Macy and
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  Speaker 1: her husband Jim, have the most traditional marriage. They're so close.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: They share one vehicle, not because they can't afford it,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: they just want to spend more time together. And I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: got to tell you something, I think Jim is the
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: cutest husband.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I agree, Jim is cute. Uh oh oh,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: fred Flag Okay, these people are miserable. No one wants
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: to share a car with your spouse if you can
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: help it. Your car is the only place where you
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: are getting any sort of alone time. Yeah, if you
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: are the mom of children with a husband, true, but
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: ten minutes when they drop off the kids. But not
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: if you have to share a car with your husband.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: But I believe how datelines start.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I believe this about them. So then there's Heather.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: They learned it in like church counseling, like marriage counseling
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: through the church, and that they got the idea. Yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: they saw like some fundy couple do it online and
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: they thought we should do this, but no one is
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: enjoying the situation.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just want to make sure my.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: WiFi is off. He is, Okay.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: So then there's Heather.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Now we don't get much about Heather on this episode,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: but here is Heather, and here's your husband.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Anything with her, no besides her intro biting sexy hero shot,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: which lip biting.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Was the cringiest of the girl.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: And again, look at this, they're all exactly the same,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: every single background, everything.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: At least the poses with the husbands are different. Like
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: she is almost grabbing her husband's penis and some of
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the others are doing hands on chest, hands on stomach,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: they're doing hand holding. Uh huh, you're right, So that's
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the only part that they're shaking up.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, So this is Heather and we didn't get much
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: of her, but she.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Is grabbing his almost penis.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Like that her hero shop when they first showed her
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: and she like turned around, I was like.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah and bites her lip. Yeah, I was like a
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: sexy way, like weird. We haven't given away that what
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the double lives are yet.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lady relax, hot Heather coming to too hot. Her
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: husband's name is Sean, and literally we don't know him yet,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't know she had a husband. There is single
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: mom because Tammy and voiceover is so judgy and makes
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: her sound like a hot mess single mom.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Heather is a full time working mother with a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: corporate job. She got pregnant in high school and had
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: a ton of kids, and to be honest, she's probably
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: never known an organized, calm life. I believe Heather has
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: four children. She says, a ton of kids.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I know. I was wondering, is it like eighteen? Yeah?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, is this your friend, Tammy, because you
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: sound like you hate her and she hates her.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: She hates that she has a full time job.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she hates Yeah, she's jealous of the corporate job.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And she's messy and disorganized. So it makes you feel
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: better having her around.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: She didn't know where the doc was to go to the.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, stupid Heather over there, so the corporate job.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Then there's Megan. Megan loved her immediately right away.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: She's she's this smart brunette. She's the only one like this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: This particular picture looks like a wig a wig gone wrong.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like her hair.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, you're right.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: But on the show, it looks like her hair looks
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: like this. Yeah yeah, but they probably just aied some
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: shit anyway. Her husband looks normal, she looks cute. She
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: liked I liked her pretty black hair with her blue eyes.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I thought she's pretty pretty.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Pretty, and she has like a banging, curvy body.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a fan.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: And she drives the hearse, Yeah, drives a hearse and Nelson,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: we may hate her next episode, but right now we like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Bear in mind these are just first impressions.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bear in mind that we change her later, yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: if one of them turns out to be a Nazi
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: or something. So Megan was a high school teacher, and
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I've lost track of how many degrees she has. Everyone
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: in Megan's family, including her husband, Tyler, works in the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: funeral business.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: She's like a real life more Tisha Adams.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Because she's the only brunette here.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That's right, she's the only brunette, right, great point. So
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Brie and Meghan. Okay, so we got Meghan and this
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: is Brie. Let's remember Brie looks like a Barbie and
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Meghan has the black hair. Bria and Meghan used to
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: be attached at the hip, but then they went through
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: something that rocked our entire community, and since then there
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: has been a growing tension and it's not been easy
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: on the rest of us. So they chatted at the.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Picnic get answers about that I'm gonna be really.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: We're gonna find out, We're gonna and I'm gonna guess.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: We're gonna guess what it is at the end. Okay,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: So they chatted at the picnic about the hoe down
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: party that's coming up for Phil's birthday. Phil is turning
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: twenty seven. This is Breeze, sorry thirty seven. This is
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Bree's husband, and they're having a hoe down party. I'm
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: sure it's like hoe light horror. That's what they're trying
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to make it, because they just really lean into the
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: poorness of it all. Now, a hot new redhead has
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: entered the villa and her name is Emily. I can't
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: get I'm gonna have to put on my bad glasses
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to see if I can get a view of her husband.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: He also is not cute.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: No, his face is like cute. Well, that's a very
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: that's a picture. There's something wrong with that picture.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: There's something wrong with all these pictures. Again, they all
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: look exactly alike.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: They're very AI, very AI.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So this is Emily and her husband Nathan. Emily has
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: red hair, and she's very pretty, very.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Pretty is but of course the others are very judging
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: because they're like, who is this horror redhead coming in
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: sheriff circle?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Right? So they had they had this show, they had
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the five people, and somewhere along the line of producer goes,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you know, it'd be great got a friend with red hair,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: because that, you know, a content creator with red hair
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: that really rounded off, and they were like, well, that girl,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Emily sort of has auburn hair. I bet she diet
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And that's how that's how they came up with Emily.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: So Emily is a wild card. She's new to our
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: group and kind of an outsider. And then we see
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: her combing her cat like doctor Evil on Awesome Hours.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It really is like a close over my freshness and
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: her hus but it is Nathan. Tammy says, I think
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I think Nathan and Emily are fun, but not everyone
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: is on board with letting just anyone into our group.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: So then they're fun moms and they have wine at
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the picnic because that's not a trope. And so anyway,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: they are fun moms and they have wine at the
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: picnic and they do cheers and one of the kids goes,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: cheers to your wine.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, that's this is like a weird example.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: They're sitting for the children. It is it is sneaking
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: wine out of the thermos.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like getting the van. Kids, we're driving home.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Nothing to see her. So Tammy, still in voiceover, says,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: we are moms, we are wives, we are friends. But
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the truth is you never know what's going on in
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: someone's life. And everyone is hiding something. Funny thing about secrets.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They never stay buried forever. And again it's all this
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: music and all this stuff. Okay, anyway, it rains, they
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: all run and they say pray and whatever I didn't.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: They pray for the rain to go away.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's mazy, because maybe check the weather up. Macy's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: got a straight line to God like Asha on ninety Days,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: right straight.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: But she's not using it to the starving.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Children or you know, no, no, no.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: It's for the rain to go away. At the park.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so now we see Tammy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I remember Tammy is our I just want to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: make sure everybody knows who we're dealing with.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Tammy is the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Narrator, the president president with the husband that Drew who's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: not doing it for me. So you see Tammy and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: home with all her plants, and she says she's a
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: cat lover and a plant enthusiast. She knows everything about
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: all her plants, and she and her husband are Drew
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: are different about money. She's cheap and he's bougie. She's like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I got this shirt online for like twenty dollars. Ago. Uh, Like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to brage, but my shirt costs like
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: ninety eight dollars.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Which is why I pimped out my wife.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Because these shirts aren't going to be cheap. So we
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: find out how they met. He was an ra and
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: she lived on his hall. He had to go tell
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: her to do something to come down for a meeting,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and she opened the door in a little ninety and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: he thought, Wow, this is the girl I want to be.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: At them, they've been together now fifteen years. They are
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: not equally matched in looks.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: No, and also I believe he said, I said, that's
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: the one I.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Want something like that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: That's nasty. You're the Ra, and she's I don't like it,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: it's gross. You're the one. I don't feel like the
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Ra's even supposed to date one of the students in
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: the dorm.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I don't actually think it's that deep.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: And then he said, that's the one I want.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: To I mean, he really really, it's punching above his weight.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Here he is, and he has the confidence to pimper out.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: He does. He does, so, hey, you know, just Lord
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: grant us the confidence of a mediocre white man. So
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: they've been together fifteen years. Brooklyn is the daughter, Cohen
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: is the Sun, and Drew tells the kids as they're
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: outside they see a rainbow and they say, what does
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a rainbow mean? And they go good luck, and he goes, no,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: it's the mark of the Covenant, a promise from the
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Lord to never flood the earth again.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Gay people in our rainbow.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I literally probably learned that somewhere
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: in Bible school, but went right out of my head.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: So Tammy tells us, I believe in faith and family
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and my parents always had Christian values, and I take
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it very seriously. You know, I'm always doing mom stuff.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I'm involved in all their activities. We love to have
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: family time. My previous career was as a vettech. I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: did it for twenty years. I loved it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: But I had a.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Miscarriage between Brooklyn and Cohen, and when I was pregnant
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: with Cohen, I was told it was high risk. I
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: was at my job all day, on my feet all day,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: so you know, I quit my job so that I
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: could be a stay at home mom. And Drew's like, yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: she should have quit before that, Like you know, I was.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I made plenty of money and she didn't have to work.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: And me, man, she woman stay home barefoot in the kitchen.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: So it just feel like he's blaming her for the miscarriage.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you felt that?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Huh Yeah, Oh I didn't feel that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I felt like his whole thing was like, once we
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: had the first kids, she could have just stayed home.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I made enough money, but she, being a woman, she
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: wanted to work and all and whatever.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: You know, how the women be.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: So he was in sales at that time and approaching
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: six figures a year, and they were okay with money
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it was no problem, but then COVID hit and they
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: had to figure out what to do for work, both
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: So Missouri must be really cheap.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I guess they live in a town outside and I'll
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: get to that in just a second. I did some
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: hashug journalism, so she has, She says, So I have
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a double life online. I'm known as Erica Swings and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I make adult content. It just evolves like talking to fans.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You make content, you sell warn clothing items, and then
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes you'll make more explicit videos, you.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Know, for dollars.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I guess, and I've really like come into my confidence
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, Like I always told her how
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: hot she was, and just to prove it to her,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I said, let me just post one picture of like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: your butt or something online. And I did just her online,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: your face, just her butt. We see the picture and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: it's a crotch shot of the butt. Yes, and he says,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and this was the start of her coming out of
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: her shell. And she goes, yeah. I thought, Okay, maybe
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I can make money by posting online. But I've really
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: had to struggle with my faith. You know, I am
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: contributing to somebody lusting. Yeah, yeah, And then we see
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you're at church. I guess with her mom.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. She's there with an older lady.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say who it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Is, and I wonder how she does. That is very complex.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: It is, and we've got most of the people on here.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Have so much judgment in Christianity and all religions. To
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: be fair, I'm not saying just Christianity. All religions are
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: very judgmental about sex and puritanical views and repressing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: So she says, I'm not the only one carrying secrets
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and once it comes out, our lives will never be
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the same. So the next scene, Tammy Oka, No, Tammy,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Tammy's our main lady. But Macy is the lady in disguise, okay,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: even when she's not okay, an spring junior with the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: rear down. Next scene is Tammy and Macy are going
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: to go shopping. So I looked up the place they went.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It was because it was called Mississippi mud Gifts. So
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, can find that are these people in Mississippi?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: That's what I was most interested in.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: But no, they are in Kimswick k I M M
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: S W I C K Missouri. Kimswick Missouri is a
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: little town right outside of San Louis.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: We get Jim and Macy's story.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we see them going shopping and then where
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: we switch over to Macy. So he says. Jim says,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: when I first met Macy, she told me go to church.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I needed to know that he
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: loved Jesus and had a good relationship with God before
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I would date him. But he kept coming to church,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and we did. We built up a friendship. He goes,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that's what happened. I lost a lot of weight and
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: then you took me seriously. And she goes, well, there
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: was like all these women that were saying you were cute.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He goes. Those women were sixty. She goes, well, still
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: may be jealous. And so then she decides to him
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: and I think he's very cute.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: He's very cute. Yeah, he's like a teddy bear kind
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: of cute.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's adorable.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: So then back at the Mississippi mud Gifts, Macy is
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: standing there with Tammy and she goes, do you see
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: those people over there?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Do you think they're taking your picture?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think they're taking your picture because they recognize you,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't know, like they could recognize
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: me as Erica swings. I was like, it could be
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: because you have a camera crew with you and people
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: are taking pictures to post it online and be like, hey,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I saw this TLC filming.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Do you guys know what show this is? That's more like.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It so stupid.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, this is stupid. So Macey goes, I'll be right back.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: She runs out to her car. Macey tells us in
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a talking head she grew up in the church and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: when she first heard about adult content, she didn't know
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: what it was. So she was so sheltered, sheltered that
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: when her mom gave her the sex talk, she just
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: handed her the purity ring and said you save sex
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: for marriage, and that was the whole talk. So sometimes
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: when she and Tammy are in public, she gets nervous
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that people may think she does the same thing, so
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: she always brings her bid. So she always brings her wig,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: so she's a disguise so people don't think she's like
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: with Tammy. She has some of these giant sunglasses now
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: in this blonde wig that is the fakest party city wig.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You've ever seen.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: So instead of them thinking you're a friend of a
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: woman who does adult content, god forbid, they think you
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: are in witsex.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: They think you're crazy.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you're crazy, Like filming undercover boss, it
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: is so stupid, it's so it's drying more attention.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So they walk into the store and the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: ladies in there looking at her like she's completely nuts
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: because they're asking questions about the products or whatever, and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: they're like, why did you just go outside and put
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: it on a blonde wig on top of your blonde hair, like.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And you're wearing sunglasses inside. Yeah, you can't see anything.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: So Tammy says, are you gonna wear that to the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Hodown party? And she goes, yeah, there's gonna be a
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: lot of other content creators there. And the producer asks, okay,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: so if the party is at Brie and Phil's house,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: why are you gonna wear a wig at your friend's house?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I too have a secret. I
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: am also known online as Julie the church Girl. I've
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: been undercover as a content creator for three years, and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I'm called church Girl because I really do love Jesus.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: No one in my normal life knows I do this,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And then she smoothed attempts to like smoothly rip her
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: wig off and go in my normal life, I'm Macy,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't come off.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: It's like stuck on the wig.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Cap and the producer and she's like, anyway that now
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that just sort of like she's just very kind of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: awkward you know.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Who, Yes, she is. She's awkward in everything. She also
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: laughs a lot at dumb things. And I really need
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: all of these ladies to work on the banter before
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: they start talking about serious things in the show. Like
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: it's maybe because they're new to the cameras, but even
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: on Housewives or something, before they get down to the fight,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: they have like funny banter. And this is like they're
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: showing each other cat things in the store and she's like,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: it says feeling frisky hilarious. So sometimes I think I'd
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: lose my head if it wasn't attached to my body,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Like like you've never heard that expression before. It's just
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: very fake. Bait. I was like, you guys are real friends.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: This is like stuff you talk about with like a
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: new coworker.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a stranger, like somebody like the lady that
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: worked at the store.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Goes out to the den and she's in a little
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: ninety ninety.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that's hard for me. You said that we'd ninety ninety.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: She goes out to the den and talks to She's
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: not in the ninety set yet. Sorry. She just is
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: like feeding Leo his vitamins. He says he doesn't like it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: For some reason. Jim and Leo were doing like CALISENX
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: on a mat in the middle of the living room
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: one two, three four. I was like, okay, And she
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: says when we got pregnant, we were not expecting it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: We did not have our ducks in a row. And
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Jim's like, we didn't even have any ducks. And she says,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I was working for old times. No ducks that Jim.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: And she says, we did not have all our ducks
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: in a row. I was working full time as a
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: nanny and he was working a sales job like sixty
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: hours a week. And he goes, yeah, I would only
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: see my kid like the last hour of the day.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It just wasn't a good quality of life. And she
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: started thinking, how can we make money and get some
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: of that time back? And he suggested the online stuff,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: she said, and I had to wrestle internally with it,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: and it came down to our time is priceless, and
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get that time back for us with
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: our son and Leo. So I would post just funny
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: things like a nip slip and he goes. The compliments
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: she would get. She was so in love with that attention.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: So then she started doing shower streams, like just taking
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: a shower, not even trying to make it seven and
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: make it sexy, just showering, and she would walk away
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: with four to five grand.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I mean that's incredible.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Also, pride and vanity are sinful, so.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Correct and people are lusting pray for that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: And also the fact that she calls herself church girl,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: church church lady.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I think that's bad. Church girl is.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, church lady is Dana Carvey for us. Now, not sexy.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It's very much perverting the naughty, sexy Yeah, sexy church late,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: sexy library. It's that whole thing, like it's using God
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: and the church.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Pert, that's even worse.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Ra, Yeah, I think it's worse.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I think that it's like when her family finds out,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, why do you have to go with
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: church girl?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Right, and she because I really love the church and
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm about. And it's like, no, that's not
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: what you were doing with that name. That's at not
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: at all what you were doing.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: With that you know what, It would have been a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: better name, preacher's daughter. Yes, that would have been a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: good thing.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it might have been taken.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: True. So the two of them are talking, she and
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: her husband, Jim, because now the kid's gone to better
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Now she's in the ninety and she's so
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: pimped out his wife. Just to be clear, like one
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: dred percent. He's like, let's just see what happens if
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you have people just watch you, lufa.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: So they're looking. He's looking at something on his phone.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: She comes up behind him and goes, oh my god,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: look at that cringey photo. And he laughs, it goes
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that one is kind of cringey. But he is vacuum
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: ceiling underwear that she has worn.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: So no, you would vacuum seal it to ship it
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: off to somebody.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It's a good idea.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Doesn't lose it, high quality product, you do know any sense?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: It doesn't He says, So, I guess she just wears
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: underwear for like an hour at a time and then
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, here you go.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It's like, what's her face on ninety days selling jars
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: of farts?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. So she goes, listen to what
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: happened Tammy got recognized. He goes, Oh my god, I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: so sorry.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: That that do not happen. That is not what happened there.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: He said, I'm so sorry that happened to you. What
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: nothing happened to her?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Followed by a camera crew and someone took a picture
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: because they don't film a lot of stuff in this
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: very small town.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: It seems to me.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: It seems to me, and we'll get to it in
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a minute, but it seems to me. If anybody would
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: get recognized, it's Brianna.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: She's the only when people know who this is.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, So she goes, I'm worried that'll probably happen to me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm really scared. You know, we've been hiding this
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: huge seekert from everybody we love. And he goes, I've
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: just accepted that when it comes out, I'm going to
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: lose all my friends. I was like, wow, Wow, your
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: friends are assholes, like why are they there?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Also, you're also seems to find that she's going to
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: lose her friends and family, and she's very close to
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: her family. Yeah, so you didn't seem that doesn't seem
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: to bother you.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I was talking to it, She goes, I would like
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to be able to tell our side of the story
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: before it gets out. And I'm most worried about what
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: my father will think. My dad and I are very close.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I think he'll be disappointed. We live in a small
• 40:57
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• 43:02
  Speaker 3: So now is he?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Brie and Tammy going shopping for the hoe down party
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: for Phil's thirty seventh birthday.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Tammy says she and.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Brie really get each other. People think Brie is stuck up,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: but she's really very sweet. Okay, talking hat, Brie says,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I'm Mary.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Faith, you're stuck up because of your face. Girl.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got stuck up face, that's true. Yeah, you've
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: got real housewives face for sure. For sure. So Brie
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: says she's married to Philip. They have a daughter named
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Blake Lee who's five. And you think she's the fan
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: of Blake Lively And she said, what about Blake Lee. Yes,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: And she used to be a high school English teacher.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: She has a master's degree, and her career is very
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: important to her. At one time she had one hundred
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and twenty students and she was at night every night,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you know, grading papers. Phil got laid off unclear from
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: what oh oh she she said he was a blue
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: collar when she met him and thought he was that
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: was hot.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Oh she did, Yeah, that's that.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got laid off.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: They had a toddle toddler. They were behind on the rent,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: they were struggling with their bills. They didn't know what
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: to do, and she just had this teaching job, so
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: she tried to get another job. She wanted to get
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a second job for first.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Of all, it's very sad that teachers in this country
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: would struggle, so they should be paid so much more,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: obviously obviously. Secondly, she taught high school. Mm hmm, how
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: many owners do you think we're in that classroom?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: She looked a little different when they showed her teaching pictures.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: She did also have one of the disguised classes, right
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and not and not quite so much like lip filler
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and stuff. She looked still beautiful, but didn't look quite
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: this housewivesy you know.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she says.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: The first time I came across Okay, no, Tammy says,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Tammy says, no, no.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Brie Okay.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Bree says, the first time I came across adult content,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I came across Erica Swings and we see that she
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: was and then.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I just went down a rabbit hole. Who was Tammy?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: And then that's how I met Tammy and I realized
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: how much money could be coming in. After I talked
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to her. It was unbelievable. So I unbelievable. So I
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: decided to try because you know they weren't. They were
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: in a hole with money, yeah, making the account, and
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: my first post was really just to provide for my family.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And Phil goes, yeah. At first I was jealous, like wow,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I wish I had gotten a video like that, But
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: then I was like, that's hot.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: And she lost her teaching job.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Her face was everywhere, and then we see all the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: headlines and I remember this story, do you yeah, Yes,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: this teacher got fired because found out that she had
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: only done happened more often me too, me too, So
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: we see all the headlines and everything she says. But
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: then because of that, my subscribers went from five hundred
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to forty five thousand in days. And it wasn't my
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: goal to be found out, and I went for making
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like two thousand dollars a month extra to two hundred
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars in a month, and then after three months
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: we were at one point five million.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: That's insane because I saw I'm that's mind blowing. But
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: also I wonder how much Kara is making a ninety
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: day fiance.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering how jealous Tammy was that. Tammy's like, girl,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I showed you how to do this, and now.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Ya, now you've blown up.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well they do collapse together sometimes. Yeah, that
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: probably boosts you know, Tammy. Yeah, because I was looking
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: at a lot of their setups and I was in
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: my head thinking, gosh, they have to spend a lot
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: on like body mate and and yeah, equipment and you know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: lighting and lingerie. And then I was so I was
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: like is it worth it? And then I then she
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: said like two hundred thousand a month, and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: that stuff is to drop in the bucket, both boxes
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: to drop in the bucket.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I mean Brie's set up with that like glowing closet
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: of all lingerie and all that, like all of that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: is like background for her content right where you kind
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: of felt like with Tammy, her stuff was in her
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: bedroom with her with her, she moves.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: The blanket that has the plant.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not really just barely covered.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Barely covered it, and then she puts up the Erica
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Swings neon light behind the thing.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: It was a much more janky setup.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Ky, it was a less professional setup.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, So the two of them, Brie and Tammy are
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: in this cowboy store. They're trying to find, you know,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: sexy cowboy outfice. They're trying on their outfit. It's like, okay,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: now we have to post a selfie and some dressing
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: room content. And they both said they told their followers
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: they would be together, and they go, yeah, every time
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: we go somewhere together, we try to make content. And
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Tammy says, yeah, I mean I think this is why
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: they pay, Like they want to see our everyday life.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: People want to know what are you up to? So
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of content creators will use social media to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: gain the following to it's got to be PG, but
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to promote where they can find your only fans, right right?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I would this is Should I be doing this?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Everybody should? Everybody?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: She said, like everyone knows we were hanging out today,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: So they're going to be like waiting.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Waiting to see what we're doing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, waiting for our live stream or waiting for our
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: photos really.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And then they go in the dressing room and just
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: like boo, take their clothes off like ah, like shake
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: their boops around like I know.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, just is the store aware of what's happening?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: No, because it was live because you could see the
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: little hearts going up the side, so it was live.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: They were going live.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the people are like, ladies, yeah, somebody needs that
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: dressing room almost done. So they talk about the party
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: coming up and they go, yeah, Meghan and Tyler are
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: coming out. Remember Meghan is our real life Mortitia Adams
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: because she has black hair. There she is, and they
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: say Megan and Tyler are coming and Brie says, well, okay,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I don't guess I consider
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: as friends anymore. And Tammy goes, yeah, Meghan told me
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: she felt you grew apart, and Brie says, I've asked her,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: what is the deal. And Meghan says, oh, I guess
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: we're still friends. But it's like a slap in the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: face because she told you she doesn't consider as friends.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: And then they do a housewives. You should talk at
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: the party. When you're at the party with all the people,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you should go. Can I talk to you for a
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: second and puy you aside and talk at the party. Okay?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Also, Brie, you just said you didn't consider.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, So why do you care that? She said?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Why exactly?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Brees says, we talked together. Our
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: classrooms are right down the hall from each other. We
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: were friends for years. We shared our secrets, we shared
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: a bond, and now it's off and she's very distant
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: and I don't really know what happened. She's telling other
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: people that we aren't close, but she has not had
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: this conversation to tell me why at all. Okay, now
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: we get Macy church Girl. Here you go, Here you go?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Sorry church Girl. There she has. Macey and her cute
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: husband Jim and son Leo are going to meet with
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: her dad Bruce, her stepmom Stacy, and Jim's mom, her
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: mother in law, Davina. So it's so funny because Bruce
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and Stacy the stepmom are sitting at the table and
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: the waitress comes up and goes, so what are y'all doing?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I don't know. My son in law
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: just said to come here, and I guess, I guess
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: they're filming a TV show in Stacey goes she could
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: tell they're filming a TV show because there's cameras here.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: But it was funny because the waitress goes, yeah, I know. Jim.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is a small town, you know. Yeah.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: So the waitress goes, what is it about?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: It's a TV show when he goes, I don't know,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: and the talking head Jim goes, yeah, we just told
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: everybody they're filming a show about moms in Saint Louis.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Which is so great that the producer asked them because
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: we always want to know what are you telling your
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: friends and family that this show is about?
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I remember when I asked Stevie that of Stevie and
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Maddie on ninety day fiance, because she goes.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: And talks to her that the dad didn't know.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, hey, not only am I engaged
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: to a guy, but he's coming here in two days
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: from Iran and she's He's like huh and uh. I said, well,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: what did you tell your dad you were filming? And
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: she said, oh, I said it was a piece about
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: local artists. Fully lied, fully lied. So at the table
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: they talk about how great living in a small town
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: is and everybody knows everybody.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: They pray over their Southwest egg.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Rolls, and then Dad talks.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: They're jalapeno poppers.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, they said, give me the big mouth burger and yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: So Dad is talking about how wonderful Macy is and
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: her heart is the most amazing part about her, and
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in the talking head, Macy says, I want to come
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: out the way I want to, and my family won't
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: see this coming, and I don't know how they're going
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: to respond. So it's like, okay, but you agree to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: film this show knowing that this is part of the show.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: So now she's like, we're only on like day two
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: of filming, so I've got lots of time to figure
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: out how I'm going to do it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: But it is kind but maybe I mean, obviously it's
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: gonna be great for her only fans or whatever platform
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: they're on, Yes, but but it is maybe it's one
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: of those things like if I sign up for this
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: show and I come out on the show, then I
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: know it puts me on a timeline. And I've been
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: putting off telling everybody. I'm gonna have to Yes, this
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: will force me to tell my family true because she's
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: been undercover for three years.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think her parents ever seen her around town
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: in that wing and go what the fuck are you doing?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Except why are you doing that? So I have a stalker.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Somebody from the church. Okay, So now.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not funny. That's horrible.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: No, it's a horrible joke. So now we're at Phil's party.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Phil's hoe down for a thirty seventh birthday. Emily, this is.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Just a big party for thirty seven.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but okay, here's Emily. Don't get Emily for TV.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Spicy Redhead. By the way, they said, this party is
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: at your house. They have this big barn on their property.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Party barh.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I need this town.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: They make a lot of well they make a lot
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: of money Phil, right, yeah, one point five in three months.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: So now we're at Phil's party. Emily Redhead goes up
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to Tammy, our narrator, and says.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I can't believe this.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: You've had this secret the whole time, and then Drew
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Tammy Sausmand goes, Yeah, the reason I named her Erica
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: swings because I've never met a not hot erica.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well, so the Redhead did not.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Know, no, no, that Tammy was doing.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: This, and we don't know yet if the Redhead is involved.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we know she does this sort of thing
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, when we've seen the promo she said she does.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: She has a specialty. Okay, so she is also showing
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: her butthole.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know, right, And so Tammy did not bring
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: her into the business. She was already in the business.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: And that's how Tammy met her. No, because she says
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: that the party. I can't believe you've had the secret
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: the whole time, right, So they met separately from adult content.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: But so maybe happened to do adult content.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: So maybe I got it wrong.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: And maybe it wasn't Emily that said it to Tammy
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: because there are other content creators. Yeah, okay, because there
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: were other content creators there. There were a couple of
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: people that were in like lone Ranger masks because they're like,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: we want to come to the party, but we also
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: want to stay undercover.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Right right, which I can totally respect. Yes, showing your
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: body and that seems a lot.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Safer than yeah, your face that's showing your face, especially
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: if they know what town you live in. Okay, So
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a stranger, I'll rewind that. A stranger comes up to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Tammy says you've had the secret the whole time, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Drew Gos says the thing about Erica. So Macy is
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: telling someone and Macy has on her wig and dark sunglasses.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Macy is telling someone, Oh, I got a studio in
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: my basement with a lock on it. And my sister
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: was like, why is there a lock on this door?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: And I said, oh, it's just a her storage and
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: we don't want the kids going in there.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: But like everyone in this town knows each other, so
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: they know that that's Macey in a disguise at the party.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: They're not like, who is this other woman? M Julie.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I've never met her. She it's like Clark Kent with
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: glasses and there, like really, oh, I'm very confused. I'm confused.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Especially if they know her and they walk up to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: or start talking to her, They're like, Macey, may they
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: hear her voice? You know?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Also Lois Lois Lane blindness.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: When Macey was talking and saying she has the studio
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: in her basement with the lock on it is. She's
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: talking to Shane and Nicole. It says Shane and Nicole
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: other creators. Okay, so then we see these two people
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: sitting at this table, Amy and Eddie, and.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I got keep having to interrupt. This party
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: is so confusing. How many content creators live in this
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: area that are coming for this party? Are they coming
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: in from Saint Louis or there's fifty.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: People at least at this party. It's a big party.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: So there's at least like thirty content creators that they
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: know of that are close enough. Like the other podcasters
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I know are not in my area, you know what.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I'm right, you're in LA. You live across the country.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: There's like in other places. But she's able to have
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: a party in this tiny town and invite all of
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: these content creators that are local enough to come to
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the party.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe we just don't know that the Saint Louis area
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: is a hot bed for content, That's what I'm wondering.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody tell us, or it's just.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Everywhere and it's all around us and we just don't
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: know it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, maybe we've got some secret friends as well.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: So somebody there's just two people sitting at this table,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: says Amy and Eddie. Amy is Phil's cousin. And somebody
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: at that table goes, why is that woman wearing sunglasses
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: at night? And Amy is Phil's cousin, and she's.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Not wondering about the lone Ranger mask, but you're worried
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: about this loan.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You need to ask is weirder? Amy says, yeah, we
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: found out by watching the local news that Phil's wife
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Bree was doing spicy, naughty things and it was an
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: earthquake through the family.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: But now I'm like, all right, and.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: She's still very judging about it, but at least she's
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: at the party. She comes to the party and I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: gonna be on TV at least.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: But they're they're like, we're gonna sit at this table,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: look at all these people that we don't all doing. Yeah,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: and so like Phil comes up and uh, she says,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: You've got an interesting life.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Phil, He's like thanks.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Brienna says, I'm not the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: only one in my house that does spicy content. Phil
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: does it as well, and we see his thirst track
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: picture and then they show us how they do like
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: on tie my top, like ooh, you'll have to come
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: back and see later.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Wow, killing people are.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Paying to see double mullet have sex with her. Yeah,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I mean she's hot, Yeah she is.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: So Meghan arrives. Okay, Meghan is our black haired beauty.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: And she arrives, and the talking head Tammy says the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: friend group is really tight and it would be rough
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: if Meghan and Brie don't solve their issues, and the
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: talking head Meghan says, the tensions are high between the two.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Of us meet and Brie.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: There was a moment when I realized we weren't as
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: close as we once were. So brit and Meghan go
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: upstairs to pet their hair and talk. So just both
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: just petting their hair while they're talking. And Brie says,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I was talking with Tammy and she told me you
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: said we weren't friends anymore and we had grown apart.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: And Megan goes, yeah, I did say those things that
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: have a place to hurt because I felt like I
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: was being excluded from the group. There were parties and
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I was not invited. Now, is this also about money,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: because they're all content creators and if one person gets
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: left out, other person doesn't get that money on.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Their feed or whatever.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: But She hasn't said she's a content creator yet, but I'm.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Assuming she is. I was excluded from a money opportunity.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: A money opportunity.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: It was one of their party's slash content. Everything is
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: for content, So yes, I don't even know if they
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: hang out socially without making content. So yeah, that hurts
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: your pocketbook too. Yeah, maybe it was a blonde's only event.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Could have been, could have been? And so there was
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: parties I was not invited to. And Brie says, but
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: do you understand why you would never talk or text
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: with me Until I tried to talk to you. You
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: had shut me out, and it sucks because I felt
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: like we were really good friends. And remember they were
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: teachers together. So the talking head Megan says, I do
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: understand that Brie is confused. There is a lot that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: hasn't been said between us, but I'm not really sure
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to have that conversation. I'm talking head. Bree says,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for more. I wish I had some
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: clarity for Meghan. Talkinghead Megan says, in the back of
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: my mind, there is a nagging suspicion that Breed did
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: something that I'm still trying to get over, and producer goes, Okay,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: what's the issue, Yeah, she says, she says, I can't
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: say it. I just can't.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. This is what when people on Facebook
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: are like having a really rough day, someone send help,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: and then people go, oh my god, what's wrong? And
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: then the person goes, I can't really talk about it.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I can't talk about it. Send prayers for my family. Okay,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: which members of your family? What's going on?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that vague posting. It's a private matter. I'll ask
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: you to respect our privacy. You're the one, bitch.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: So the issue, okay, let's predict it, Okay. I think
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the issue is that they were teachers together. Brianna had
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: that big scandal blow up and said to the principle, oh, really, well,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Meghan's a content creator too, are you gonna fire her? Oh?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And Meghan also got let to go, but it just
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: didn't make the news interesting. I think she outed her
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: as a content creator to the principle and Megan lost
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: her job.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: The rub in that is apologies for that language is
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: that Meghan said, I can understand why Brie is confused.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: So it's like, I think you're right. I think Brie
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: did something super shady, but thinks that Meghan doesn't know
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: about it. Rest of what I think too, I think
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: you're spot on, so that she is like not wanting
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: to Meghan doesn't want to bring it up, and Bree
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: is acting innocent like I don't know what I did
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: and why she ghosted me all of a sudden, and
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: so they can't be honest with each other about But
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know why Meghan wouldn't talk about her getting
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: her fired. I kind of I almost felt like it
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: was about the husband, like trying to film content with
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Meghan's husband, no, or sleep with him. He's not cute
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: but definitely not so that didn't really check out, But
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: like it seems something like maybe someone else is involved
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: and that's why Bree can't talk about it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I just think she got her fired. She was like,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: we worked, we did work at the same school. We
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: were good friends at school. And I think she was like,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not if she can't work here, I can't work here. Yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: that would be horrible to do. Yeah, that's my production.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I think Bree is super shady and she definitely did something.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Now we could be wrong. This is first and maybe
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Megan's this is bad. But my impression is there is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: something bad that Bree did, but I just don't I'm
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: frustrated that Meghan hasn't said it yet, but maybe the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: show really wants to draw this out, and the show
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: is trying to get it. It's gonna be like season finale.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, so they'll
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: get a second season.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: M yeah, good point.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: So next scene, they go to a gym to work
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: out and looks like a big, nice gem and it's Bree,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Tammy and Macy. And Tammy asked, Bree, okay, did you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: talk to Megan at the hodown?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: And she goes, I found out.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: What it was. She was upset that we had to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: get together at your house. It was at Tammy's house
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: and she was not invited, and Tammy goes, oh, I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: didn't know that.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Now I feel bad. So it was at Tammy's house
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: and Tammy didn't invite her.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Right, so why is she so? Why is that?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: But she feels bad about it now?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: And so she shouldn't have been born with brown hair,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: that's what you get. Yeah, that's right, Well, no, no, I'm
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: not a lot of them probably were born with plunder.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I have to say, I think we saw Tammy's earlier pictures.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: So she goes, you know what we should do.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: We should do.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Another milf house, which is Bree, Meghan, Macy, and Tammy.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: So the three blonds plus Megan, we should do another
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: milf house thing. It was so fun because not only
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: did we get to do content, we got to be
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: so fun and playful with each other. I was like,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: that's weird, and she goes, remember remember chicken banana chicken banana. Guys,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: that was so fun. It was such a god. It
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: was such a way to show like we could be
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: wild on the weekends. But we're moms too. Huh okay
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: what it was?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: And then we see the dance. It's like moms doing that.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: It's yes, it's stupid.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: It's like that dance that you taught me about that
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: your children do.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: But wabble baby, wabble baby, wobble baby.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Like a bunch of moms doing that. Yes, super cringe.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Yes we're wild and fun, mom.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Look at us. We could do TikTok dances too. So anyway,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: as they're sitting there talking, they see somebody looking and
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: they said, do you think that guy's looking at us?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: And they're all like, no, we always feel very safe
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: at the gym, Like the gym is a safe place.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Again, you are being filmed with a camera crew, with
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: producers and headsets around you, so obviously people are going
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: to look.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: People are looking because they're like, here we are at
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the Planet Fitness, just trying to get on the damp treadmill.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: What are they filming? Are they filming me? Do I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: have to sign a release? Like I don't want to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: be sweating on TV?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And a lot of them didn't sign releases because
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of blurred faces and they see a few
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: guys staring at them. But so they head to the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: treadmills and bre like you said, was trying to start
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: some banter, right, Yeah. So she says to Macy, like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about being out with no wig
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: and no disguise?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: And I mean Macy.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Takes her glasses off, like, there's your disguise. She just
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: took her glasses off. She's like a different person. And
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh my god, I'd never bring it to
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: the gym it looks so hot, and Bree says, yeah, well,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: when I was doing my stuff, I had no choice.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I just got outed, and she goes, but I never
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: wore a wig. It was always myself. And they're having
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: this like conversation, but the producers are kind of scurrying about,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: and then a producer comes up who's literally in like
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: a horse sweater, like it couldn't have been more like wholesome.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Comes up and goes, okay, ladies, you have to leave.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: They googled Brianna and they're all like, what even Brianna,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: She never closes her mouth.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: She's like me one point five million in three months.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, the most famous content creator in all the Saint
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  Speaker 1: Louis Aria.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 1: So we're talking head Macey and Tammy. They're like, this
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: is crazy. We weren't taking naughty pictures or anything like.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: We were just doing our normal life. Getting kicked out
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  Speaker 1: of the gym make me realize it's not just about
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: telling the truth. But I'm going to be drudged.
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  Speaker 3: This is Macy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be judged and treated like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: human and I don't know if I'm ready for that.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: And then dramatic music as the producersses, turn the cameras off,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: turn the cameras off, scuttle around.
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  Speaker 2: I just I hope Macie realizes the irony in that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: She seems like she is a quite judgy church lady
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: before this happened, So once she starts getting judged, I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: hope she sees some of the irony in that, because Yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like she might have like looked down on
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: like unwed mothers in her town. I'm just projecting, but
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's maybe a judge kind of person
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: and now she's going to be getting judged and that
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: might be difficult for her.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: This is Heather, she had a baby. She had a
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  Speaker 1: baby out of in high school.
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  Speaker 2: I go horror, Is it legal for them to kick
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: her out? You can't kick someone out of the gym
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: for not doing anything wrong because you've looked them up
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: and you do not agree with them. Now, they could
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: change their minds about filming there, but you've already signed
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: something saying it's okay to film there, So then you're
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: saying whatever they told you this untitled TLC show was right.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: That's what they've figured out it's about because they've googled her,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: which how would you just randomly google someone. Someone must
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: have recognized her, they didn't take a picture, and then
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: do reverse image search or something.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Her name on her name on her Instagram was like
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Brianna Coppage, which I think is like her real name,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: and so that she she belongs to that she belongs
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: to that gym under her that name. So they just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: looked her up. Just somebody at the front desk looked
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: her up. I wonder why they're filming these calls. Well,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: let me see, here are the three that are here.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't find it under Tammy's name, they won't find
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: it under Macy's name. But Brianna's got a real name
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, and they got oh that was a
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: lady that was on TV. They got fired and we
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: all remember that story. Okay, we don't want to party.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: And you can't kick her out for that, because then
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: you could kick out everyone is the center of some way.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: They're they're kicking out the show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: The filming. They're the kicking out the filming. They're not
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: kicking her out as a member of the planet Fitness.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: They're saying, you're not going to film a show here
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: that's about only fans, content, content creators.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, we don't know anything yet.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: As a business, Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: We don't know anything yet about Heather or Emily really,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: but Emily was at the party. We didn't see Heather.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: We've got just a smidge about Megan. So this first
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: episode concentrated on Macy, Bree and Tammy.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: So next week maybe.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: We'll focus on the other the other ladies, and then
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: we'll mess it all together. I do think it's very
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I do think it's super interesting that that Emily is
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: like a new person in the group totally. She's got
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: red hair. They were like, got to get a red
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: headed there. Yeah, and she has a specialty. What is it?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh god, what's your specialty?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: But stuff?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: She's got three boobs? What is it? Yeah?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what her specialty is.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: It'll be interesting to find out. Did you guys like
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: this show? I liked it so far.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I think just stylistically, I just liked how it was done.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, we'll be covering it, guys. It's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: going to be over on pink shape Prime. So if
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: you're listening there, thank you if you join because you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: want to hear it. Also, guys on the ten dollars
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• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: kishen are doing that that comes out on Wednesdays, and
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: of course you can get get Kimberly and I talking
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: about ninety day, the last resort that comes out on Fridays.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: That is all your prime material.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: And pretty soon Wednesday will be Love is Blind Day,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: because Love is Blind UK, It's coming out Wednesday, August nineteenth.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Do I have this screen?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: No? Am I freaking out? Yes, but the content.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Will be there for you. We will do it by
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: hook or by crook. If I do it all on
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: an airplane, it's no problem.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I hope someone on that show is not only fans,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: because we're really trying to get all the shows. We
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: have last Resort the show as only fans Plattville. It's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: only a matter of time.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Micah true true True true or Mariah just depending.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: On Yeah, Love after lock Up? I'm sure somebody.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Everybody, everybody does. Yeah, we had that girl I Love
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: After lock Up last season that her boyfriend was in
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: prison and he rip died and he was mad at
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: her because she was a content creator. Yep, every show, true,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: every show. Maybe she can only finds account and check
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: these people out.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I know, I don't really want to. Or maybe porn
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: is just pervasive in her society and ruining all of
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: our lives.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: It will come to no surprise to anybody that I've
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: never watched porn.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Nobody, I'm surprised. Everybody. Make sure you're following us. We
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: have social media.
• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: k that's Kimberly and Katies where all their dateline episodes,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the videos are there, and they're speaking of stylistically done,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: beautifully done. Oh, thank you, beautifully done. The only thing
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get on this one is the pictures that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I put up. But I'm doing my best. Guys, I'm
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: doing you're doing a great job, two of my best.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I put out too many episodes to stylistically do each one.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be I feel like you need just a emoji
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: of a butt and then just hopping across the screen
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: whenever we're talking about butt Sarah or this show, it's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: just like gonna be a bouncing ball, like when they
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: have lyrics you sing along.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Uh huh, just a bouncing peach. Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: No, everybody, thank you so much for joining.
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  Speaker 3: And we will see you next week. Okay, bye bye,
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