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- 0:04Speaker 1: From the Australian. Here's what's on the front. I'm Claire Harvey.
- 0:07Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, August twelve, twenty twenty six. Spy Agency AZO
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- 0:39Speaker 1: a U. Nobody covers politics like Dennis Shanahan, and today
- 0:46Speaker 1: our national editor is here with a withering take on
- 0:49Speaker 1: the big story lighting up politics, Anthony Albanezi, a gross
- 0:54Speaker 1: joke about melons and breasts, and a disastrous attempt to
- 0:59Speaker 1: spin the PEM out of trouble. Dennis is on a
- 1:02Speaker 1: roll today.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Enjoy the falling off of the stage. He clearly fell
- 1:10Speaker 2: off the stage. The first thing he said when he
- 1:13Speaker 2: got up to the television cameras was I didn't fall off.
- 1:18Speaker 1: This is Dennis Shanahan, our national editor.
- 1:21Speaker 2: I told you he was on a roll. It is
- 1:24Speaker 2: this instinctive almost visceral attempt to just say no, it
- 1:28Speaker 2: didn't happen.
- 1:29Speaker 1: But Simpson, Dennis, You've seen a lot of prime ministers
- 1:37Speaker 1: come and go, and we often talk on the front
- 1:40Speaker 1: about how Anthony Albanezi is the master tactician, the politician
- 1:44Speaker 1: who kind of gets things right when it comes to
- 1:46Speaker 1: political tactics, but he sometimes gets things wrong when it
- 1:50Speaker 1: comes to the things that he says in public. And
- 1:53Speaker 1: he's made a big gaff, I would say, although he
- 1:55Speaker 1: denies it, of course, talking about a gift from the
- 1:58Speaker 1: Japanese Prime minister, a couple of melons, and amazingly making
- 2:02Speaker 1: a hand gesture that many people have interpreted as indicating
- 2:06Speaker 1: a pair of breasts.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Got a couple of melons, she brought two she brought too,
- 2:12Speaker 3: as you do.
- 2:13Speaker 2: She just came in looking like Pamela RNs.
- 2:15Speaker 1: How on earth did Anthony Albanezi think that that would fly?
- 2:20Speaker 2: There are two problems. One, Anthony Albanezi often makes a
- 2:25Speaker 2: mistake and his immediate response is to deny. Mistake, deny,
- 2:32Speaker 2: and then he gets caught into a web of trying
- 2:36Speaker 2: to justify the denial. Now I understand that the prime minister,
- 2:41Speaker 2: all the politicians have to do podcasts and FM radio
- 2:45Speaker 2: and do soft young stuff to attract the younger voters.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I understand that, but really you also have to apply
- 2:55Speaker 2: the normal standards of in this case the Prime minister.
- 3:00Speaker 2: And so while you can do all sorts of things
- 3:04Speaker 2: on crazy radio programs with Whipper and Snipper or whatever,
- 3:08Speaker 2: but you have to actually still behave as the Prime
- 3:12Speaker 2: Minister in a wider aspect because these things and this podcast,
- 3:18Speaker 2: everyone sees them. It's not some little focus that only
- 3:21Speaker 2: a few people see. It's out there, it's in the interweb.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Everyone can see it. Remember the case where he did
- 3:28Speaker 2: a silly game and described the former Australian of the Year,
- 3:32Speaker 2: Grace Tame as difficult. Now, she came back at him hard.
- 3:38Speaker 2: He got into a lot of strife over that, and
- 3:42Speaker 2: she described him as a condescending old man.
- 3:46Speaker 3: She has had a difficult life and that was what
- 3:49Speaker 3: I was referring to. And what Grace Tame has done
- 3:53Speaker 3: is to turn that difficult experience that she had in
- 3:56Speaker 3: there being a strong advocate for others, which is why
- 4:00Speaker 3: she received quite rightly.
- 4:02Speaker 2: So this is typical of the Prime Minister who makes
- 4:06Speaker 2: a mistake and immediately denies and then feels having denied it,
- 4:11Speaker 2: he must continue with the story. This is what has
- 4:14Speaker 2: happened here, he went on. He did the interview, He
- 4:19Speaker 2: agreed to do the interview, knowing the nature of the show.
- 4:24Speaker 2: He got drawn in to jokes which were primarily made
- 4:29Speaker 2: by the interviewer. That's true, she didn't even know the
- 4:33Speaker 2: Japanese Prime Minister was a female, and so started this
- 4:37Speaker 2: whole conversation about melon's And of course this was after
- 4:42Speaker 2: he'd already played the Shagg married date game and nominated.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Although he said I've only been married for six months
- 4:51Speaker 2: and still bonking like rabbits. He then went on to say, oh,
- 4:55Speaker 2: you know, Kylie Minogue's my choice. He married Kylie and
- 4:59Speaker 2: Shagg and Data. Now this was appalling behavior and all
- 5:06Speaker 2: he had to do was say, oh, look, no, I'm
- 5:08Speaker 2: not going to play that game. You'd think so after
- 5:11Speaker 2: having played a game with Grace tame and come unstuck,
- 5:14Speaker 2: he's saying no, he didn't mean it, and so forth.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Several days later, when the funeral broke out and the
- 5:22Speaker 2: Australian started to say this is beyond the pal he
- 5:25Speaker 2: issued a one line apology from his office and then
- 5:29Speaker 2: he jetted off to the South Pacific and in the Albanese.
- 5:33Speaker 2: His office issued a statement saying I apologize unequivocally for
- 5:38Speaker 2: the comments, so that, as far as he was concerned,
- 5:42Speaker 2: was the end of the matter. And it was essentially
- 5:44Speaker 2: the end of the matter. But the former Japanese ambassador
- 5:49Speaker 2: Shingo Yagani, who had a very rocky relationship with the
- 5:53Speaker 2: Albanezer government, wrote a piece for The Australian saying that
- 5:59Speaker 2: this was disrespt becktful and had damaged or could damage
- 6:03Speaker 2: the relationship between Australia and Japan. And what we've seen
- 6:08Speaker 2: now that it's got completely out of hand, It has
- 6:12Speaker 2: got completely out of hand because now all the government
- 6:17Speaker 2: ministers are in denial as well.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Yeah, all the women are having to come out and say,
- 6:22Speaker 1: oh the Prime Minister has been.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Misinterpreted, particularly the women.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah, with the thing about shag Mary date, he could
- 6:27Speaker 1: have said, you know, I'm nearly married. He did say
- 6:30Speaker 1: I'm only married six months. You know, I've only got
- 6:32Speaker 1: ayes for Jodie like no one else could ever possibly
- 6:34Speaker 1: cross my raidar and just sort of you know, stonewall
- 6:37Speaker 1: that question about because she insisted who would you choose
- 6:40Speaker 1: out of Kylie to other people.
- 6:42Speaker 2: And he started to say, oh, I've only been married
- 6:45Speaker 2: six months. That resistance lasted about ten seconds, and then
- 6:49Speaker 2: she said, ill, let's just pretend if everything went titchen,
- 6:51Speaker 2: Let's just pretend. Oh Kylie, clearly, I mean, what sort
- 6:56Speaker 2: of language is this? And now what has happened. We
- 7:00Speaker 2: have seen the use of a cable from Japan, a
- 7:06Speaker 2: very friendly cable saying and I've seen it. It says, Look,
- 7:12Speaker 2: we understand there was a sensationalized coverage of this matter,
- 7:18Speaker 2: and we want to ensure you we believe there was
- 7:22Speaker 2: no ill intent, and we also want to make sure
- 7:26Speaker 2: that you don't continue to persist the idea that the
- 7:28Speaker 2: Japanese Prime Minister had smuggled in illegally melons to Australia.
- 7:34Speaker 2: This was part of the cultural attack.
- 7:37Speaker 1: The arrival of the melons into Australia is a big
- 7:40Speaker 1: deal for Japan. Writer. It's the premiere agricultural expert. They're
- 7:43Speaker 1: very proud of it. It's finally got approval to be
- 7:45Speaker 1: sold in Australia. I think they cost three hundred dollars each,
- 7:48Speaker 1: these melons, so it's a big deal for them.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Oh and this was the beauty of the gift. It
- 7:54Speaker 2: was not just the fact that they were now allowed
- 7:57Speaker 2: into the country. These gifts are given as ceremonial gifts
- 8:03Speaker 2: to heads of state, they are given to corporate executives.
- 8:08Speaker 2: They are treated with enormous respect. I've been in Japan.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I've taken one of those melons to somebody who was
- 8:14Speaker 2: having me for dinner, and they put it in front
- 8:17Speaker 2: of the altar for the ancestors. This is how it
- 8:21Speaker 2: is treated. And the Prime Minister starts making jokes about it,
- 8:25Speaker 2: or engages in jokes about it so he can now see, oh,
- 8:28Speaker 2: the problem is I may have accepted some sexualized comments
- 8:31Speaker 2: about the Japanese Prime minister and so on, and decides
- 8:35Speaker 2: I will release a cable showing that they didn't really
- 8:39Speaker 2: take offense. This is part of the media defense. But
- 8:42Speaker 2: this is now where we are on deeper strife, because
- 8:46Speaker 2: what the Prime Minister's office and the Prime Minister have
- 8:50Speaker 2: done is to then disclose what was a further gesture
- 8:56Speaker 2: of respect and cooperation from the Japanese government and the
- 9:01Speaker 2: Japanese Prime Minister to say, we understand this is a
- 9:05Speaker 2: problem for you. We are even describing it as sensationalized.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Then the offer came. We won't say anything about it
- 9:14Speaker 2: because this will keep it quiet and allow the media
- 9:17Speaker 2: to move on. What have we now seen. We've now
- 9:21Speaker 2: seen cables coming out actually disclosing this gracious offer from
- 9:28Speaker 2: the Japanese. Now there are reports that the Japanese diplomats
- 9:32Speaker 2: are surprised that this has come out. This is now
- 9:37Speaker 2: becoming a diplomatic incident when all it was was a
- 9:41Speaker 2: dumb media idea and it's been fed by a denial
- 9:47Speaker 2: which is now supported by the Minister for Women Katie Gallagher.
- 9:53Speaker 1: He is a big supporter of women. He respects women.
- 9:56Speaker 2: I accept that he did not intend those comments to
- 10:00Speaker 2: he made the way that some media were reporting them.
- 10:02Speaker 1: It's an important relationship. He has a good relationship, Katie Gallagher,
- 10:05Speaker 1: Tanni Plibusek. These are the people out there when Scott
- 10:08Speaker 1: Morrison says, oh I asked Jenny what she thought about
- 10:11Speaker 1: the Britney Higgins story, or when Tony Abbott talks about
- 10:14Speaker 1: the Housewives of Australia doing their ironing, these are the
- 10:17Speaker 1: attack for somen't they out there saying this is misogyny
- 10:19Speaker 1: And Katie Gallagher's line of argument was there's no greater
- 10:23Speaker 1: supporter of women than the Prime Minister, like, I don't
- 10:26Speaker 1: think anyone actually thinks Anthony Albanezi as a misogynist or
- 10:29Speaker 1: a sexist. That's not really the point, isn't that Isn't
- 10:32Speaker 1: that just another deflection of.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Course, And Katie Gallagher was using this argument and tender
- 10:37Speaker 2: Plevus said the same thing. Oh, look the relationship hasn't
- 10:40Speaker 2: been affected. Well, we're not really suggesting the relationship has
- 10:43Speaker 2: been affected. Japan is too mature for that. So I
- 10:46Speaker 2: think this is the problem, that this mania of media control,
- 10:53Speaker 2: of this fear of apologizing, a fear of appearing to
- 10:58Speaker 2: make a mistake, a fusual to make other than a
- 11:02Speaker 2: very bare apology which was really directed at Kylie Minogue,
- 11:07Speaker 2: the Prime Minister has now turned this into an area
- 11:10Speaker 2: of diplomatic trust. Japanese cables conveniently using the term sensationalized
- 11:17Speaker 2: saying there's no ill intent and we won't take offense
- 11:21Speaker 2: or action to help you out of your problem. They've
- 11:25Speaker 2: just put themselves deeper into the problem in a whole
- 11:28Speaker 2: different context.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Coming up more, Dennis, we'll be back after this break.
- 11:50Speaker 1: You've written in The Australian Dennis that Anthony Albaneze is
- 11:53Speaker 1: having a bit of a midterm slump, and this is
- 11:55Speaker 1: something that does happen to governments. His personal approval is down,
- 11:59Speaker 1: the overall is down in terms of Newspop polling numbers.
- 12:04Speaker 1: How does this fit into that? I mean, is this
- 12:06Speaker 1: a prime minister under pressure and kind of losing his judgment,
- 12:09Speaker 1: a bit exhausted after all this time in government, kind
- 12:12Speaker 1: of struggling to regather himself or or not? Is it
- 12:16Speaker 1: something else?
- 12:17Speaker 2: Look, I think to a degree it does plan. Certainly
- 12:20Speaker 2: Anthony Alberinasi is aware of the dangers of the mid
- 12:23Speaker 2: term slump. All governments go through them. Some leaders get
- 12:28Speaker 2: them and then ultimately don't recover and lose their leadership.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Julia Giller, Kevin Rudd, Malcolm Turnbull, Tony Abbott all suffered
- 12:38Speaker 2: big falls and lost the leadership. Now I'm not suggesting
- 12:42Speaker 2: Anthony Alberinas's in that same position, but he is so alert,
- 12:47Speaker 2: he is so attuned to those changes in leadership into
- 12:53Speaker 2: the polling and his own standing, that he will be concerned.
- 12:57Speaker 2: He wants to go in. He told his caucus meeting
- 13:00Speaker 2: on Monday that he wants to go through after the
- 13:03Speaker 2: winter break in and completely reset for twenty twenty seven,
- 13:08Speaker 2: the year before the election. He's thinking of clearing out
- 13:12Speaker 2: the problems migration, defense and Japanese melons. This is one
- 13:19Speaker 2: of the things he needs to clear out, and so
- 13:22Speaker 2: it's on his mind. And so in the background, we've
- 13:27Speaker 2: got a dead dog of a budget. The Prime Minister
- 13:30Speaker 2: knows that, he knows they're in trouble because of the
- 13:33Speaker 2: budget and what have we got. He's trying to clear
- 13:37Speaker 2: off everything he can and one idiotic decision to go
- 13:43Speaker 2: on a podcast and partake in crude jokes has made
- 13:48Speaker 2: a problem for him and the denial made it even worse.
- 13:51Speaker 2: And that's what he's worried about, is the way this
- 13:55Speaker 2: contributes to the wider decline. And that's why Anthony Albernas
- 14:01Speaker 2: is so careful about silly mistakes and how they can
- 14:06Speaker 2: get out of hand. Well, I've got news for him.
- 14:09Speaker 2: This one's got out of hand.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Dennis Shanahan, thank you very.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Much, Thanks Claire.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Dennis Shanahan is The Australian's national editor. You can check
- 14:24Speaker 1: out his work anytime at The Australian dot com dot
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