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Ep. 11 - Chris Murphy & Drew Anderson · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_06: Hey guys, it's Gina.
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SPEAKER_06: And if you're wondering why I'm dressed like this, it's because I matched someone on Hinge who was wearing a Star Wars sweatshirt in one of its photos.
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SPEAKER_06: So I thought I'd surprise him, and just like the Lord Sith on our first date.
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SPEAKER_06: Anyways, tonight it's Attack of the Stones with extra special guests, Bulba Fap, and Java the slut.
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SPEAKER_06: So put your hair in buttons, hook up with your brother, and may the farts be with.
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SPEAKER_06: Because during my work today, isn't that cool?
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SPEAKER_08: That's very cool, yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: I wonder why.
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SPEAKER_06: The dark side?
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: That's why I'm slurring.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, what sort of They don't tell you that.
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SPEAKER_06: What SSRI combo did I fuck up now?
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SPEAKER_09: Hi! Hi!
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SPEAKER_06: How are you?
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SPEAKER_06: I'm good.
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SPEAKER_06: How are you?
0:57
SPEAKER_06: Amazing.
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SPEAKER_06: Madame Darkness.
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SPEAKER_06: Thanksgiving Star Wars.
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SPEAKER_06: It's giving kind of.
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SPEAKER_06: It's giving uh episode 11, Revenge of the Beast.
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SPEAKER_06: It's episode 11.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for no reason it's a Star Wars theme.
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SPEAKER_06: Loose Star Wars theme today.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: On the Big Hunty Couch.
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SPEAKER_06: Yes, it's a good thing.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm Ange Balasone, aka That Girl Gina.
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SPEAKER_06: And I'm Mike Fails, aka Amada Amadorla.
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SPEAKER_08: Queen Amadala.
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SPEAKER_06: She is Queen.
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SPEAKER_06: I think about Amadala more than I do my family.
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SPEAKER_08: As you should.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: And loved ones.
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SPEAKER_08: It is crazy that George Lucas was like, this is what we're doing.
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SPEAKER_08: We're coming back and we're coming back hard.
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SPEAKER_08: He was like, she needs 11 looks.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm obsessed.
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SPEAKER_06: They went hard on the fashion.
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SPEAKER_06: They slacked on the CGI, as we all know.
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SPEAKER_06: And on the acting and on the plot.
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SPEAKER_08: What happened?
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SPEAKER_08: He was like, put it all in the hair budget.
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SPEAKER_08: He's like that line higher.
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SPEAKER_08: He's a gay icon because of those looks.
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SPEAKER_08: She's pulling stunts.
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SPEAKER_08: She's turning looks.
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SPEAKER_08: You know that she like swaps places with Kira Knightley.
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SPEAKER_06: Of course I know that.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: You learned that in preschool.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm already like hitting the fan.
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SPEAKER_06: Good.
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SPEAKER_06: This is very um Mary J.
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SPEAKER_06: Blige goes to Naboo.
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SPEAKER_06: And or Miranda in Sex in the City, too, somehow.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: You know how they give her like a hood and a hat and call it a day.
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SPEAKER_08: Hood and a hat is a very powerful combination.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: I don't know what kind of power it's putting out, but it certainly is putting out something.
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SPEAKER_08: Um dark power.
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SPEAKER_08: Dark, dark power.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: So who who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_08: Um, I'm wearing this gigantic Queen Amidala t-shirt by like a brand called like Culture Kings or something, or like Goat Kings or something.
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SPEAKER_08: Now, what size is that?
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SPEAKER_08: This is a large.
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SPEAKER_08: And they're like, hey, just a heads up, maybe you want to size down?
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SPEAKER_08: These are kind of boxy.
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SPEAKER_08: This is like they reached out.
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SPEAKER_08: No, it was in like the product product.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, they were like, They're like, hi babe culture landline.
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SPEAKER_06: They're like, honey, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_06: You seem small for this.
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SPEAKER_08: No, it's uh it was in the product description, but they were like, I was like, I want big.
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SPEAKER_08: That'd be great.
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SPEAKER_08: I think they go bigger.
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SPEAKER_08: It's like a 4XL square.
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SPEAKER_06: I really think you should go like you should go bigger and cinch it.
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SPEAKER_06: Baggy clothing phase.
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SPEAKER_06: Cool.
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SPEAKER_06: Like really long, like cargo shorts, yeah, skateboard, yeah, braces.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: Think about it.
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SPEAKER_08: A pad one braid.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, pad one braid.
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SPEAKER_08: That changes it.
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SPEAKER_08: We were saying that I was I'm I'm sort of dressing like the eighth grader that I wasn't uh back when uh episode one came out.
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SPEAKER_08: Were we in eighth grade an episode?
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SPEAKER_08: No, that we were that we were younger.
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SPEAKER_08: Episode one came out in '99, '98.
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SPEAKER_08: I have no clue.
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SPEAKER_08: So like we were just born ago.
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SPEAKER_06: Did you have a crush on Anakin?
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SPEAKER_06: He was kind of cute.
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SPEAKER_08: No, I kind of I didn't, I wasn't, I was like, this isn't my Anakin, even though I didn't had no idea what that meant.
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SPEAKER_06: This isn't my not my Anakin.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that's my that's my um uh platform.
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SPEAKER_08: Uh yeah, so giant uh Amidala shirt, which is actually really funny because it's like it it has Queen Amidala written at the bottom, like it's her signature or something.
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SPEAKER_03: Like this is like autographed merch.
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unknown: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_05: That is like crazy.
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SPEAKER_08: I know.
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SPEAKER_06: She just, yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: She's like, hey, yeah, she just was signing these for fans.
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SPEAKER_06: It should be like in a I don't know, a font, not like handwritten.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like a Star Wars font.
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SPEAKER_06: It's really a suggested like signature.
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SPEAKER_08: It's like this is her album cover.
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SPEAKER_08: Well, you're lucky, you have it.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's it's a limited edition.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: Nice.
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SPEAKER_08: Um, and I'm wearing a trucker hat and um I painted my nails.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and you know my stance on like men painting their nails.
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SPEAKER_08: Well, as a cross dresser, I hate it.
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SPEAKER_08: But uh I'm with you, and also I just I think I've gone on record saying I don't like to do it because my nails are huge, my hands are huge.
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SPEAKER_08: That's a big nail bed.
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SPEAKER_08: If nail bed is big, yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: It looks like you got into like the olives.
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SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_06: Mommy, let you make the salad.
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SPEAKER_06: It's like, okay.
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SPEAKER_06: But today it works.
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SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_06: She was a skater boy.
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SPEAKER_08: She was a skater boy, yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: And she said you later boy.
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SPEAKER_06: And what the hell is your problem?
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SPEAKER_08: Okay, I have a couple, but I'm not sure which ones I want to get into.
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SPEAKER_08: Well, the one one that's like been on my mind a lot is that I have a bead stuck inside my computer.
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SPEAKER_08: A bead?
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SPEAKER_08: A bead, yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: Isn't that crazy?
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SPEAKER_08: Okay, I think what happened.
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SPEAKER_08: I I well that'd be chic.
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SPEAKER_08: Um, but I think what happened was like a desiccant desiccant pouch like burst open inside my laptop case or something and like got inside of the crevices, like the one little spot in a Mac that like you can get into.
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SPEAKER_08: So every time I lift up my laptop, it's like maybe it's like a maze.
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SPEAKER_08: That would be great.
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SPEAKER_06: That's how like mazes were invented.
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SPEAKER_06: Yes, that's how mazes were invented.
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SPEAKER_06: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_06: Who am I wearing?
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SPEAKER_06: Well, I did just say Mary J.
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SPEAKER_06: Blige goes to that boo.
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SPEAKER_06: Obviously, in head to toe Akira.
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SPEAKER_06: That sort of inspired the look.
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SPEAKER_06: I I saw this on clearance and I was like, you know what?
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SPEAKER_06: Maybe it would be funny if China had demon red eyes for one fucking second.
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SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: Look in look into camera.
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SPEAKER_08: She's stoned.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, she sure is.
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SPEAKER_08: Oh, wait, let me um let me turn on the shoe cam if we're gonna do shoe cam.
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SPEAKER_06: Oh, are we doing shoe cam?
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: You love to like only do shoe cam when I have uh like mediocre shoes on.
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SPEAKER_06: Well, that's part of the joke, wasn't it?
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SPEAKER_06: That it was.
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SPEAKER_06: This is Aldo.
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SPEAKER_06: Sometimes I wear garbage up here, but sometimes the shoes are kind of nice.
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SPEAKER_06: Okay, one sec, one sec, one sec.
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SPEAKER_08: Keep talking about keep talking about your your eyes.
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SPEAKER_08: My eyes.
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SPEAKER_08: You put them in.
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SPEAKER_08: I put the contacts in for you, yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: I have a Gina has a teeny eye.
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SPEAKER_06: It's hard to get anything in there.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: But Mike's finger worked.
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SPEAKER_08: I just slapped it in.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, sure it is.
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SPEAKER_08: But no, you gotta be brave with um with contacts, just go for it.
6:15
SPEAKER_06: And what is my problem?
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SPEAKER_06: Let's see.
6:17
SPEAKER_06: I have two problems.
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SPEAKER_06: Okay, so I was really drunk.
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SPEAKER_06: I was staying at Sarah's, and she lives in a fourth floor walk-up.
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SPEAKER_06: So I was like, I need a cigarette.
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SPEAKER_06: Went downstairs, accidentally lit the wrong end, and I was like, what the fuck?
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SPEAKER_06: I'm not going out four flights.
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SPEAKER_06: So I I I with the the filter was burning.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: Was like, let me just remove the filter and smoke it, because I smoke enough that I think I'll be okay.
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SPEAKER_06: Fully burnt my esophagus.
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SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, yeah.
6:43
SPEAKER_06: Turns out those uh little foamy things do something.
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SPEAKER_06: The fil turns out the filter does something.
6:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
6:48
SPEAKER_06: So and that sort of like induced like a little bit of a sinusy thing.
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SPEAKER_06: But it's gone.
6:53
SPEAKER_06: This is giving uh burped in the shower episode.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
6:56
SPEAKER_06: Bonus episode, whatever.
6:57
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know it's sad.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm back.
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SPEAKER_06: I'm back in the same spot.
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SPEAKER_06: Episode 11, episode one, we're fine.
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SPEAKER_06: Wow, the parallels.
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SPEAKER_06: Um, and then my second problem is I my car got broken into.
7:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, this is crazy.
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SPEAKER_06: Literally, this is insane.
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SPEAKER_06: And there was no sign of entry.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: They took my makeup, they took now my whole camera.
7:17
SPEAKER_08: That's the crazy part.
7:17
SPEAKER_08: They took your foundation.
7:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
7:19
SPEAKER_08: You were robbed of your foundation.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: Queen down.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
7:24
SPEAKER_06: She got it together though in time.
7:26
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, the guy saw a Mac and was like, I'm taking this.
7:30
SPEAKER_06: It's like, come on.
7:31
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, it's either a girl or before your boy B.
7:34
SPEAKER_06: Like, what the hell?
7:35
SPEAKER_06: It's either a girl or a sort of a man robbing.
7:37
SPEAKER_08: Well, no, but it's like either it's like a girl thief or a faggot thief.
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SPEAKER_08: Like somebody was like, ooh.
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SPEAKER_06: Ladies don't rob.
7:43
SPEAKER_06: It's just men.
7:44
SPEAKER_06: Just mad.
7:45
SPEAKER_06: It's just men.
7:46
SPEAKER_06: But um, yeah, there was no sign of entry.
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SPEAKER_06: They took my Gucci glasses, they took my charger.
7:51
SPEAKER_06: Awful.
7:52
SPEAKER_06: They took my toothpaste.
7:53
SPEAKER_06: So then I started to be like, well, maybe they need it.
7:55
SPEAKER_06: And then I'm like, no!
7:56
unknown: Stop.
7:57
SPEAKER_06: Enough.
7:58
SPEAKER_06: Uh so I'm really mad and I'm filing a police report.
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SPEAKER_08: Turns out like there's a bunch of like detectives who are now like experimenting with yeah.
8:04
SPEAKER_06: I file a police report looking like this.
8:06
SPEAKER_06: You're like, oh boy.
8:10
SPEAKER_06: Well, I have.
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SPEAKER_06: So that's my life at the moment.
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SPEAKER_08: I'm so sorry.
8:14
SPEAKER_08: That is so crazy.
8:14
SPEAKER_08: And just like, yeah, the fact that that's what was taken is so sad, annoying, terrible, and bad.
8:20
SPEAKER_08: Fucking annoying.
8:20
SPEAKER_08: And that and it turned out the hard side.
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SPEAKER_06: She was like, what about my red coat?
8:23
SPEAKER_06: I was like, they left it.
8:24
SPEAKER_06: They didn't want that.
8:25
SPEAKER_06: Uh, because her shit was also in the car.
8:27
SPEAKER_06: Whatever.
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SPEAKER_08: Well, I was saying also, like, you know, like we've talked about the fact that like sometimes like a queens will go and do like, you know, a job in another city and they'll lose their bag with all their with all their drag in it.
8:36
SPEAKER_08: So they'll have to like spend the day putting something together.
8:39
SPEAKER_08: I like CBS.
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SPEAKER_08: And I was joking that it was like our guests come in and they're like, oh my God, you really made do with after you were robbed.
8:46
SPEAKER_08: And it's like very me to do.
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SPEAKER_08: Free planned, all of it was uh very intentional, is everything I do.
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SPEAKER_08: Yes.
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SPEAKER_08: Yeah, one sec.
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SPEAKER_06: Oh, your fucking shoe cam.
8:58
SPEAKER_06: Okay, we've got shoe cam.
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SPEAKER_06: Again, I was saying, like, rude of you to do this today, but I know.
9:03
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
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SPEAKER_06: A little pop of neon.
9:05
SPEAKER_06: Never heard nobody.
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SPEAKER_06: We love that.
9:09
SPEAKER_08: Give me a little like a little like do they shoot things?
9:14
SPEAKER_06: I don't even know Star Wars.
9:15
SPEAKER_08: Do they shoot things?
9:16
SPEAKER_06: It's a war, hon.
9:17
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, pew.
9:19
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, it's a war.
9:22
SPEAKER_06: I forget.
9:23
SPEAKER_06: Yes!
9:24
SPEAKER_08: It's a couple other things, too.
9:26
SPEAKER_08: It's a couple other things.
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SPEAKER_08: It's a love story.
9:28
SPEAKER_08: It's a love story.
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SPEAKER_08: It's a myth, it's a legend, and it's a war ultimately.
9:31
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
9:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
9:32
SPEAKER_06: You're so right.
9:33
SPEAKER_06: What have you been up to?
9:35
SPEAKER_06: Um, nothing.
9:36
SPEAKER_08: I have no job.
9:37
SPEAKER_08: Uh oh, we went shopping for my um wedding look.
9:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
9:41
SPEAKER_08: You, me and Michael, we all went to Wardstrom.
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SPEAKER_06: So cute.
9:44
SPEAKER_06: I can't wait to see it all the day up.
9:46
SPEAKER_08: Bought some designer.
9:46
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
9:47
SPEAKER_08: It's gorge.
9:48
SPEAKER_08: We loved your your input was both welcomed and necessary, and we're very grateful for your help.
9:53
SPEAKER_06: You're welcome.
9:54
SPEAKER_08: Your stylist fee will be wired to you shortly.
9:57
SPEAKER_06: You haven't got it in the mail yet.
9:58
SPEAKER_06: Do love my nails.
9:59
SPEAKER_06: I do love the I was giving Emperor whatever.
10:02
SPEAKER_06: Palpatine.
10:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm gonna need your nerdiness.
10:05
SPEAKER_06: You got it.
10:05
SPEAKER_06: I'm so helpful.
10:06
SPEAKER_06: Help us all through this today.
10:07
SPEAKER_06: Because I don't think our guests are big Star Wars heads.
10:10
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
10:11
SPEAKER_08: Also, whatever.
10:11
SPEAKER_08: It's perfect.
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SPEAKER_08: Emperor Palpatine is my favorite character in the entire Star Wars franchise.
10:15
SPEAKER_08: Why?
10:16
SPEAKER_08: Because he's just such a bitch.
10:18
SPEAKER_08: Like he's just pure evil.
10:20
SPEAKER_06: It's so like in He's the one who has like lightning.
10:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
10:25
SPEAKER_06: And it's like a ton, just like in post.
10:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
10:27
SPEAKER_06: Put a ton of lightning on mic, like way too much.
10:29
SPEAKER_06: It'd be kind of fun.
10:31
SPEAKER_06: Or like not enough.
10:32
SPEAKER_06: It's like underwhelming.
10:33
SPEAKER_08: It's like one lightning emoji.
10:35
SPEAKER_06: Like I take down the entire set with one finger.
10:40
SPEAKER_06: Please.
10:41
SPEAKER_06: Um wanna be the first time.
10:43
SPEAKER_06: Anyways, I was coming back from Rhode Island.
10:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
10:45
SPEAKER_06: Because I was home for my cousin's getting married.
10:47
SPEAKER_06: It was her bridal shower.
10:48
SPEAKER_06: I'm like a bride's man, which is so fun.
10:50
SPEAKER_06: Because I've never gotten to go to a bridal shower.
10:52
SPEAKER_06: You're also my best friend.
10:53
SPEAKER_06: As a boy.
10:53
SPEAKER_06: If I I've gone to a bridal shower before in drag, and I've done a lip sync uh in the daytime on a deck.
10:59
SPEAKER_06: Whatever.
10:59
SPEAKER_06: I'm not can't talk about that.
11:01
SPEAKER_06: Look how far you've come.
11:02
SPEAKER_06: Anyways, I was home and the shower was beautiful.
11:05
SPEAKER_06: I did my cousin's makeup.
11:06
SPEAKER_06: The bartender I recognized.
11:07
SPEAKER_06: I was like, I I used to work with this girl.
11:09
SPEAKER_06: I was like, Did you used to work at the Hammerhead Grill?
11:12
SPEAKER_06: Which is like such an embarrassing name.
11:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_06: And she goes, No, I didn't.
11:17
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, okay.
11:19
SPEAKER_06: I could I was like, I guess you fucking did.
11:22
SPEAKER_06: Like, why would you ever lie?
11:24
SPEAKER_06: So I walk away, whatever.
11:25
SPEAKER_06: And then I come back and I'm like, I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
11:28
SPEAKER_06: So I go, okay, I have another question for you.
11:31
SPEAKER_06: Did you work at Legal Seafoods?
11:32
SPEAKER_06: And she's like, Yes, I did.
11:35
SPEAKER_06: Like I cornered her.
11:36
SPEAKER_06: And it's like, yeah, you fucking did.
11:37
SPEAKER_06: You did work with me at the Hammer Grill.
11:39
SPEAKER_06: Why would you make that up?
11:40
SPEAKER_06: That you didn't.
11:40
SPEAKER_06: I mean, it's not the coolest job.
11:42
SPEAKER_06: But wait, how did you like get her to like admit it?
11:44
SPEAKER_06: Well, how did legal seafood make it?
11:46
SPEAKER_06: Well, let's just say she wouldn't shut the fuck up about her legal seafood career that whole summer.
11:50
SPEAKER_06: So I was like, Yeah, I remember you as a legal seafood bitch.
11:53
SPEAKER_06: You would not Oh that's why.
11:55
SPEAKER_06: So I cornered.
11:55
SPEAKER_06: Like she would not shut up about legal.
11:57
SPEAKER_06: I remembered her legal seafood past.
11:58
SPEAKER_06: She's like, we do things a little different at legal.
12:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:01
SPEAKER_06: She was a lot.
12:02
SPEAKER_06: She was unforgettable.
12:03
SPEAKER_06: She was again waiter that crouches down and says the specials, like Oh my God.
12:08
SPEAKER_06: At your table.
12:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:09
SPEAKER_06: Like it's bizarre.
12:10
SPEAKER_06: And so I felt so happy to like corner her and get her to admit to tell the truth.
12:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's like you can run from your past, but you can't hide, honey.
12:19
SPEAKER_06: We all regret that hammerhead grill stint.
12:24
SPEAKER_06: Like, I don't know what to say.
12:27
SPEAKER_06: So that happened.
12:28
SPEAKER_06: Did we go to the hammerhead grill?
12:30
SPEAKER_06: We sure did.
12:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:31
SPEAKER_06: Interesting to go hammerhead with it.
12:33
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:34
SPEAKER_06: Like in Rhode Island.
12:35
SPEAKER_06: It's like, are they even I don't know if sharks the hammerheads get that far north.
12:38
SPEAKER_06: Psycho.
12:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_06: You know what was on that menu?
12:42
SPEAKER_06: A Hawaiian hamsteak.
12:44
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
12:44
SPEAKER_06: And no one ever ordered it.
12:45
SPEAKER_06: It was a slab of ham at a seafood restaurant.
12:48
SPEAKER_06: You never took a box.
12:48
SPEAKER_06: Something for everyone.
12:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:50
SPEAKER_06: No, no one ordered it.
12:51
SPEAKER_06: It was it was amazing.
12:53
SPEAKER_06: Shame no one got to try the Hawaiian hamsteak.
12:55
SPEAKER_06: Enough about hamstakes, though.
12:57
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, the Met Gala.
12:58
SPEAKER_08: The Met Gala happened, and it's always like the Met Gala, I don't know.
13:02
SPEAKER_08: I mean, there's a lot to be unpacked there.
13:04
SPEAKER_08: I feel like ever since Heavenly Bodies, like everyone only does like a Virgin Mary look.
13:10
SPEAKER_08: Like that, like if you're a little confused, like you just always veer Virgin Mary, and it gets just tiring after the day after a while.
13:15
SPEAKER_08: Um, but the main thing to talk about is uh Cola Schola at the Met Gala.
13:20
SPEAKER_08: That's that's the ultimate we can get it.
13:21
SPEAKER_08: Awesome.
13:21
SPEAKER_08: That was such a gag to like open my phone and see that.
13:23
SPEAKER_08: Absolutely.
13:24
SPEAKER_08: So happy for them.
13:25
SPEAKER_06: So cool.
13:26
SPEAKER_08: That was like a like you know, a rainbow alert on your phone comes up, and it's like truly beautiful Tuba.
13:35
SPEAKER_06: Um that was so cool.
13:36
SPEAKER_06: Who was your favorite look?
13:37
SPEAKER_06: Um, I kind of actually didn't really pay attention to any of them.
13:40
SPEAKER_06: I I mean I liked Demi more.
13:41
SPEAKER_06: I I liked a few.
13:42
SPEAKER_06: I can't remember anyone at the moment, but she looked really cool.
13:45
SPEAKER_08: It kind of was in like a weird.
13:47
SPEAKER_08: I feel like our guests will know like the designers and stuff.
13:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:49
SPEAKER_08: I only know Akira.
13:51
SPEAKER_08: Oh, we watched the um the John Galeano documentary.
13:55
SPEAKER_06: We did.
13:56
SPEAKER_06: That was uh fine.
13:58
SPEAKER_08: Fine.
13:58
SPEAKER_08: It was a fun night with our friends, but it's like the whole point of that documentary was kind of like an apology, I guess, for his I feel like he could have been a little more apologetic.
14:05
SPEAKER_06: I think he could have too, yeah.
14:07
SPEAKER_06: Or just sort of owned it a little bit more.
14:09
SPEAKER_06: It kind of was felt like a handful of excuses, maybe like as to why.
14:12
SPEAKER_06: I mean, he's so effed up and was treated poorly and overworked and all of those things.
14:17
SPEAKER_06: And he's a genius, so he's obviously just tortured in general.
14:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:20
SPEAKER_06: But um, I don't know.
14:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:23
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes the tooth spills out when you're drunk.
14:25
SPEAKER_06: Totally.
14:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:26
SPEAKER_06: That's an argument in itself.
14:27
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes it doesn't.
14:27
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes you say fucking shit that you don't mean.
14:29
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
14:30
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:30
SPEAKER_06: I don't fucking know.
14:32
SPEAKER_06: But he's back.
14:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:32
SPEAKER_06: He's back.
14:33
SPEAKER_06: I mean they had to tell Gal.
14:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's that's Gal Iano.
14:37
SPEAKER_06: Gal by Galliano.
14:39
SPEAKER_08: Well, let's take a break.
14:40
SPEAKER_08: We'll bring out our guests and we'll and we'll uh get into the nitty-gritty of this the war and the stars.
14:47
SPEAKER_08: I'll be right back.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
14:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
14:55
SPEAKER_04: And we're back.
14:56
SPEAKER_08: And we're back on the big comfy.
14:59
SPEAKER_08: Big big cunty couch.
15:01
SPEAKER_08: Okay, and we're back on the big cunty couch.
15:03
SPEAKER_08: I am comfy with our amazing with our amazing guests, Drew Anderson and Chris Murphy.
15:10
SPEAKER_07: Wow, this is awesome.
15:12
SPEAKER_07: And to be paired with you.
15:13
SPEAKER_07: I mean, that's just a dream come true.
15:14
SPEAKER_07: Iconic duo.
15:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, truly.
15:17
SPEAKER_06: We didn't tell you about the Star Wars theme.
15:18
SPEAKER_06: No.
15:19
SPEAKER_06: You didn't tell us.
15:20
SPEAKER_02: May the fourth be with you.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: It didn't just happen.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: I was like, why does this feel like relevance?
15:25
SPEAKER_08: I was telling Gina, it's it was May the 4th.
15:28
SPEAKER_08: It was the it was the 25th anniversary re-release of episode one.
15:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
15:32
SPEAKER_08: And it we missed it by a week because this is this is later.
15:36
SPEAKER_08: That's right.
15:36
SPEAKER_06: It's not the fourth random.
15:37
SPEAKER_06: No, no, it's not.
15:39
SPEAKER_06: Then we got a huge fight because I was like, I want to go to Disney with you, and you don't want to go out.
15:42
SPEAKER_08: No.
15:42
SPEAKER_08: You don't want to go to Disney?
15:43
SPEAKER_08: I don't want to go to Disney.
15:43
SPEAKER_08: Why do you not want to go to Disney?
15:45
SPEAKER_06: I sorry.
15:46
SPEAKER_08: No, we can get back to it.
15:47
SPEAKER_08: Let's get back into it.
15:47
SPEAKER_08: It's okay.
15:48
SPEAKER_08: I think source of that.
15:49
SPEAKER_08: This is why they break away from the water.
15:50
SPEAKER_08: Actually, it relates it relates to Star Wars because I often feel like there are things in the world that I like that are um nerd adjacent or very nerdy in general.
16:00
SPEAKER_08: And I feel like I like them for reasons that are separate from the way that like all the other nerds like them.
16:08
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
16:09
SPEAKER_08: And that bothers me.
16:10
SPEAKER_08: It's like I like this for other reasons.
16:11
SPEAKER_07: I feel like it doesn't matter.
16:12
SPEAKER_07: You don't want to be lumped in with the other girls.
16:13
SPEAKER_07: I don't want to be lumped in with the other Disney girls.
16:16
SPEAKER_08: I'm not, I am not like the other girls.
16:17
SPEAKER_08: Do you see these nails?
16:18
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
16:19
SPEAKER_08: Clarks, clocks.
16:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
16:24
SPEAKER_08: Totally.
16:24
SPEAKER_08: No, I get that.
16:25
SPEAKER_08: I get that.
16:25
SPEAKER_08: So yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_08: So worried about that.
16:27
SPEAKER_08: I mean, your argument is that like I'd appreciate the artistry of Disney.
16:30
SPEAKER_08: And it's like, you're absolutely right, but like that does, that's not enough to get me there.
16:33
SPEAKER_08: I'm not sold yet.
16:34
SPEAKER_08: We could hate watch people.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: That is so fun to do as a family.
16:38
SPEAKER_02: But it's like Disney is like Simba.
16:42
SPEAKER_07: Hate watching at Disney.
16:43
SPEAKER_07: It's sad.
16:43
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, just like a lot of Sam, like kind of sad family dynamics at play.
16:48
SPEAKER_07: It gets dark.
16:48
SPEAKER_07: It gets dark.
16:49
SPEAKER_07: Dark Dark.
16:50
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Come back.
16:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm not surprised.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I'm out of here.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: This is an ambush.
16:59
SPEAKER_06: This is a fucking setup.
17:00
SPEAKER_06: See you on Tiana's uh Splash and T Cup shirt.
17:03
SPEAKER_06: Tiana's Seacup.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: Tiana's cup, because they had to change that because it was racist, of course.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: Of course it was racist.
17:10
SPEAKER_09: Seems kind of a little late.
17:10
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
17:11
SPEAKER_09: Splash 1924.
17:12
SPEAKER_02: It was zippity-doo da zippity day.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: You can't find that anymore.
17:15
SPEAKER_02: No.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Because that was a racist song of the south, right?
17:19
SPEAKER_02: Racist song, racist ride.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: Put a good time.
17:23
SPEAKER_02: Put a good time, I'm sure.
17:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:24
SPEAKER_02: You just go down, you splash.
17:26
SPEAKER_06: That's kind of funny.
17:26
SPEAKER_06: I hope they make the drop bigger.
17:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
17:28
SPEAKER_06: That's all.
17:30
SPEAKER_06: The drop isn't hitting like it used to.
17:31
SPEAKER_06: It's not hitting like it used to.
17:32
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't hit like it hit in the racist days.
17:35
SPEAKER_02: That racist drop.
17:37
SPEAKER_08: They did some stuff better back in the day.
17:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
17:39
SPEAKER_06: We have to admit.
17:40
SPEAKER_06: We have to admit.
17:41
SPEAKER_06: I don't think they physically can make a drop bigger.
17:45
SPEAKER_06: They just lower the ground.
17:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they lower the lower ground.
17:48
SPEAKER_06: Disney can't lower the ground.
17:48
SPEAKER_07: Lower the ground.
17:50
SPEAKER_07: They can do that.
17:51
SPEAKER_07: They've got the resources.
17:52
SPEAKER_08: So this was another problem that I had that I didn't get into.
17:54
SPEAKER_08: The trailer for the new Lion King came out, and I worked on that for you did.
17:57
SPEAKER_08: You worked on that.
17:58
SPEAKER_08: Okay, cooler.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: That's like trailer.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: It's a cool trailer.
18:01
SPEAKER_08: It was a finding an interesting experience.
18:04
SPEAKER_08: But people hate they hate it.
18:06
SPEAKER_08: They hate the old the 2019 one.
18:08
SPEAKER_08: They hate this one.
18:10
SPEAKER_08: They have to like turn off comments and likes and stuff because people just like they they hate Bombit.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Didn't it make like a billion dollars?
18:15
SPEAKER_08: Made a billion dollars.
18:16
SPEAKER_08: Literally, everyone saw it.
18:18
SPEAKER_08: People every single bill.
18:19
SPEAKER_08: One bill, probably more at this point.
18:21
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
18:22
SPEAKER_08: But it's like there's so many, there's like a there's like a cottage industry of people who just will like review the trailer and be like, tell you why this is so why this is like woke nonsense and why this is like Disney's in the toilet, blah, blah, blah, blah.
18:34
SPEAKER_08: And it's like it's you haven't even seen the movie.
18:37
SPEAKER_08: I haven't seen the gun.
18:37
SPEAKER_08: It's not even a trailer, it's a teaser at the end of the day.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: But they're making money off of that.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: They monetize their hate.
18:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
18:45
SPEAKER_07: It's it's money.
18:46
SPEAKER_07: It's money.
18:46
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: And that it sucks.
18:48
SPEAKER_02: And that sucks because it gets in the way of the artist.
18:50
SPEAKER_07: That's right.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, and I do love Disney at the end of the day, and I'm going now.
18:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_06: We're going.
18:55
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
18:56
SPEAKER_08: Anyway, hi.
18:59
SPEAKER_06: Can I just say that trailer really quick though was really cunt?
19:02
SPEAKER_06: Like the lion looks up and there's like a raindrop falling, and it's like MC Esher like line looking in a bowl.
19:08
SPEAKER_06: I was like, wow.
19:09
SPEAKER_06: There are a couple faggots on that.
19:10
SPEAKER_08: Is there music in it?
19:11
SPEAKER_08: There's a couple faggots on that production.
19:13
SPEAKER_08: There's there's faggots on set.
19:15
SPEAKER_08: Um, and there is music, and it's by Lynn Manuel.
19:18
SPEAKER_08: So he slaps.
19:20
SPEAKER_08: Is he in it too?
19:21
SPEAKER_07: Is he gonna be in it too?
19:22
SPEAKER_08: I don't think he I uh I don't think so.
19:25
SPEAKER_02: Lynn as an African lion.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
19:28
SPEAKER_07: In this culture, I don't know.
19:30
SPEAKER_07: I mean, if anyone could do it, he'd find a way.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: He'd find a way.
19:33
SPEAKER_06: But probably for the best, probably for the best.
19:36
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
19:37
SPEAKER_08: Sorry, Lynn, love ya.
19:38
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, Lynn, and sorry to make it about Disney.
19:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
19:41
SPEAKER_08: I'm sorry.
19:42
SPEAKER_06: Star Wars is Disney when he's gonna be a good one.
19:43
SPEAKER_06: Star Wars is Disney.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, I you were right when you said, at least on my end, not super familiar.
19:51
SPEAKER_02: It's I think that was a dramatic assure, honestly.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: In a lot of ways, it is.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: And then you're like Queen Amygdala, and I was like, Queen Amygdala.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: Amydala is it?
20:02
SPEAKER_02: Amiddala.
20:03
SPEAKER_02: Amidala, right.
20:03
SPEAKER_02: Amidala.
20:04
SPEAKER_02: I I celebrate Natalie Portman and In everything.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: In everything.
20:08
SPEAKER_08: Natalie Portman is one of those actors that really she is the epitome of high low because sometimes she is like at the top of her game.
20:15
SPEAKER_08: And other times she's here.
20:17
SPEAKER_08: Yes, yes.
20:18
SPEAKER_08: There's like what happens?
20:20
SPEAKER_08: I think she really just turns on and off.
20:22
SPEAKER_08: Like she just decides she's like, I'm not, I'm not gonna go with the code.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: We'll get a May December and then we'll get a Vox.
20:28
SPEAKER_08: But it's like we'll get Jackie, then we'll get like yeah.
20:31
SPEAKER_07: Has she ever like has Natalie Porton ever done like a like funny movie though?
20:35
SPEAKER_07: Like no strings attached.
20:36
SPEAKER_07: No strings attached.
20:37
SPEAKER_07: Oh, or the other one.
20:38
SPEAKER_07: Friends with benefits, you can never remember which one, whichever one she's in.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: People is being funny.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: And I forget if she's in the better one or the worst one, but one is better and one is worse.
20:47
SPEAKER_08: And she is funny.
20:48
SPEAKER_08: She she was she has like a you know, she was a huge hit on SNL, like with the SNL, like Natalie Portman rapported, and it was like a white lady rapping.
20:57
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, she was really good.
20:58
SPEAKER_06: Natalie Portman rapped?
20:59
SPEAKER_06: She rapped.
21:00
SPEAKER_07: She sketched where she was like, what was it?
21:02
SPEAKER_07: Like just Natalie Portman rapped.
21:04
SPEAKER_07: She just was like, yeah.
21:05
SPEAKER_07: Broke this chair.
21:06
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:07
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
21:08
SPEAKER_07: Doing like white lady stuff.
21:09
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
21:09
SPEAKER_08: White lady stuff, but like, she before that was a thing.
21:12
SPEAKER_08: She's like, I'll kill your mom's dog for fun.
21:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:15
SPEAKER_08: Oh, I love that.
21:16
SPEAKER_08: It's funny.
21:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, today I was pretending.
21:17
SPEAKER_06: You know how like in kindergarten you have sheets of like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
21:20
SPEAKER_06: I was pretending that I filled in female rapper.
21:24
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that weird to pretend that?
21:26
SPEAKER_06: But I'm like, wouldn't that be so funny?
21:27
SPEAKER_06: You pretend a lot.
21:28
SPEAKER_06: GD pretends a lot.
21:29
SPEAKER_06: GD really, really pretends.
21:30
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: Gina, that was that's so forward thinking.
21:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:33
SPEAKER_02: So on the female rapper?
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, why not?
21:38
SPEAKER_02: You never know.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: I said ice skater or a banker.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: I do remember when I was a kid, kindergarten graduation.
21:43
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I said.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: And a banker.
21:46
SPEAKER_07: I was like very like I was like banker.
21:49
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
21:49
SPEAKER_07: Like financially.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: And that's what your parents tell you.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: They don't tell you you can be an ice skater if you want to be an ice skater.
21:59
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: I do tell you could be a banker.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: And think about that.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: Banker.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: Think about that.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: Say that.
22:04
SPEAKER_06: Think about that.
22:05
SPEAKER_08: Society.
22:06
SPEAKER_06: What did you write down?
22:07
SPEAKER_08: I don't think I had a what do you want to be when you grow up on my preschool like final poster or whatever the hell.
22:12
SPEAKER_08: My your final poster is.
22:14
SPEAKER_07: Is that like that's like fifth, fourth grade?
22:16
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
22:18
SPEAKER_07: Oh, maybe.
22:18
SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's not preschool.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: I definitely mine was kindergarten every year.
22:21
SPEAKER_02: Yours is kindergarten.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was kindergarten.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: I have it on tape.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: We were talking about preschool.
22:26
SPEAKER_08: I was like, at my preschool graduation, I had to walk over a little bridge because it was like symbolic.
22:30
SPEAKER_06: And you were like, I was like, I'm so embarrassed by my preschool graduation.
22:35
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, why happened?
22:36
SPEAKER_06: I was like, it was stupid.
22:37
SPEAKER_06: I thought it'd be something else.
22:38
SPEAKER_06: Like, it was just stupid.
22:39
SPEAKER_06: Like it's like on a ladder being like, I'm like, you're 35.
22:43
SPEAKER_06: And then I was like, okay, bit over.
22:45
SPEAKER_06: No, I'm embarrassed by it because I was dancing because we were told to dance.
22:50
SPEAKER_06: Let's just say I was a little wiggly compared to the other uh boys.
22:54
SPEAKER_06: What did they say?
22:56
SPEAKER_06: No, they loved it.
22:56
SPEAKER_06: Which I guess it's in theory cute, but I'm like so mortified by it because it's a lot of hips.
23:01
SPEAKER_06: The shame, a lot of hips.
23:02
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
23:03
SPEAKER_06: Don't lie in that little like VHS.
23:05
SPEAKER_06: When you have it, you have it.
23:06
SPEAKER_07: I would love to see that.
23:08
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I know.
23:08
SPEAKER_07: Roll the tapes! No, seriously.
23:10
SPEAKER_07: Roll the tape.
23:11
SPEAKER_07: It's gonna surface now.
23:12
SPEAKER_07: No, I need to see that.
23:17
SPEAKER_07: You gotta get ahead of it.
23:17
SPEAKER_07: You should just release it.
23:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's it.
23:19
SPEAKER_07: TMZ.
23:22
SPEAKER_06: Who the fuck is that?
23:23
SPEAKER_06: I needed I need a Padme decoy.
23:25
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
23:26
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
23:26
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
23:27
unknown: Yes.
23:28
SPEAKER_06: For a stunt double.
23:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but it's but it's but you have to pick from the three of us.
23:32
SPEAKER_06: It'd be incredible if we were all dressed like this for no fucking reason.
23:34
SPEAKER_06: I would dress like this?
23:36
SPEAKER_04: Night of a thousand uh Chinas?
23:38
SPEAKER_04: Gothic Cowboys?
23:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: I do love it's the iteration in the dancerie.
23:43
SPEAKER_02: It is giving MJ in the death way.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Or in the Death Star.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: Or in the Death Star.
23:51
SPEAKER_08: Well, so who are you bringing?
23:53
SPEAKER_08: What is your problem, you two?
23:54
SPEAKER_08: Who wants to go first?
23:56
SPEAKER_08: Chris.
23:56
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, go first.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: So for some people, turning a look is actually turning a look, and for some people turning a look is wearing a sweater.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: That's a lyre.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: And that is a good thing.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: That is a look.
24:06
SPEAKER_06: Every time I say like, feel free to turn a look, I hope someone comes in like a crew neck sweatsuit.
24:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:10
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
24:10
SPEAKER_06: You know that is actually turning a look means different things to different people.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Different people.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: It means different things to different people.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: So I was just convinced I went shopping with my friend Paul, Paul McAlian.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: Shout out.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: And he amazing fashion.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: And like I was like, I need to change my whole wardrobe in just one day.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: In the next hour.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: In the next hour.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: We've got one hour.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: Can we do it?
24:28
SPEAKER_02: He's like, no.
24:29
SPEAKER_02: He was like, that's impossible, but I can.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Where did you guys go?
24:32
SPEAKER_02: We went to Uniqlo.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: We went to Ami.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: I think this is Ami.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know what that is.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: It's like Ame Pussy or something.
24:39
SPEAKER_02: Ame.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: Ami Pussy.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: I didn't even know that.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: It's a huge.
24:44
SPEAKER_02: It's from bypassy.com.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: It might as well be.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Um it's there's one in Soho, and we went in and they they're so going shopping is so fun.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: They're so nice to you.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: If you spend money, of course.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: You gotta go to the right spot.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: You gotta go to the right spots.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: And they like open the door for you, and they're like being so nice to you.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: Like, you're so hot, you're so pretty, try this, try this.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: And then I felt so bad that I was like, I'm gonna buy this the most expensive thing that I oh, this is the most expensive expensive thing that I own.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: Love that.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: Um and I bought it, it's May, it's a sweater, so I'm not gonna wear it all summer.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: It just doesn't really be like that.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know how much we could bleep it.
25:16
SPEAKER_02: If we're gonna okay, we bleep it.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: We can bleep it.
25:18
SPEAKER_07: That's okay.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: For me, that's crazy.
25:21
SPEAKER_07: No, that is, but you'll have it forever.
25:23
SPEAKER_07: You'll have it forever.
25:24
SPEAKER_07: And you can wear it, you can wear it in the sun.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: You can dress it up, you can dress it down.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: You'll have it forever.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: As I'm like, oh like gone.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: The lightning, yes.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: It just removes it.
25:33
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, that's like that's my that's my sartorial journey for today.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: Love that.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: It's it's really cute.
25:39
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
25:39
SPEAKER_06: And then I just I love the no shirt underneath.
25:43
SPEAKER_06: That's sexy.
25:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
25:44
SPEAKER_06: Also, you're like doing it right because it's hot in here.
25:48
SPEAKER_02: It actually, I am happy that I'm not wearing a shirt.
25:50
SPEAKER_02: I was like, it feels a little like you know, sweater with no shirt.
25:54
SPEAKER_07: It's actually so horny.
25:58
SPEAKER_07: Who knows what's gonna happen to come out of it?
26:01
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like no, it's it's like, what is that?
26:03
SPEAKER_00: It's not big, it just goes all the way up.
26:05
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
26:05
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
26:06
SPEAKER_06: So that 100%.
26:09
SPEAKER_06: Like I'm I've always wanted to do that with a suit, like no shirt underneath.
26:12
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
26:13
SPEAKER_06: I feel like you need to have tattoos, maybe.
26:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you're maybe proving me wrong.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm a very much not a tattoo person, though I aspire to be one, but I just uh can't make a decision.
26:21
SPEAKER_02: So what would I do?
26:22
SPEAKER_02: Wait, same.
26:23
SPEAKER_06: I have none.
26:23
SPEAKER_06: Do you have any?
26:24
SPEAKER_07: Tattoos, no.
26:25
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, how do we start?
26:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh, but you must have one on the side.
26:27
SPEAKER_06: You have one.
26:28
SPEAKER_06: You only have one.
26:29
SPEAKER_06: I have one.
26:29
SPEAKER_06: Time to slap a portrait of me on there.
26:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right on.
26:34
SPEAKER_08: Like put the couch on there.
26:36
SPEAKER_08: It's like bigger, it's like 110% scale, so it's like even bigger than like your life size.
26:41
SPEAKER_08: I'm like, that's the Lang Miz logo.
26:43
SPEAKER_08: I'm like, what?
26:44
SPEAKER_02: Cosette?
26:44
SPEAKER_02: You know, that's literally Kosette.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I don't know that.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you know, it's the girl.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: They're almost dying.
26:51
SPEAKER_08: And what is your problem, Chris?
26:52
SPEAKER_08: Other than spending a ton of money on fashion, which is better.
26:55
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, what's it?
26:55
SPEAKER_02: Spending money on fashion, that was a problem, but I will say, so, and I was talking to Drew about this before filming.
27:01
SPEAKER_02: I recently moved to the Bronx.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: That is great.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: From where?
27:06
SPEAKER_02: From Brooklyn, from Borham Hill, Brooklyn.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: So did you come here from the Bronx?
27:12
SPEAKER_02: Chris! No travel stipend.
27:14
SPEAKER_02: No.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: You just make your way.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
27:17
SPEAKER_02: You just make your way down town.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: Not to call out production.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: At least to Midtown.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: Maybe great topic.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: Next time we'll bring the couch to you.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: No, but no, it's honestly, this is actually sort of a call to arms.
27:30
SPEAKER_02: Gay people need to live other places.
27:32
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
27:33
SPEAKER_02: There is no there are no gay people where I live right now.
27:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm close to Yankee Stadium.
27:37
SPEAKER_02: Get out of Williamsburg.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: Move there.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: Get out of Crown Heights.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: Get out of Hell's Kitchen.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Move up.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Go up.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Get out of Bushwing.
27:44
SPEAKER_02: Please get out of Bushwheel.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Please, everyone get out of here.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: I think Manhattan's coming back.
27:49
SPEAKER_02: I definitely.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: I think it is.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: I think my friend's been back.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: That is true.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: Skip the Upper East side and come and just sit by me.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
27:59
SPEAKER_02: There are nice things.
28:00
SPEAKER_02: There are parks.
28:01
SPEAKER_07: Are you getting a lot of Italian food?
28:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting there.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: Amazing Italian food.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Like there's like a Dominican food.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: There's amazing.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: It's just a lot of culture.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: No coffee shops.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: I need a gay person to move uptown.
28:11
SPEAKER_02: Open a coffee.
28:12
SPEAKER_02: She really does.
28:12
SPEAKER_06: I'm loving this call to action.
28:13
SPEAKER_06: I really think you need it.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: It's a call to arms.
28:15
SPEAKER_06: Help him.
28:16
SPEAKER_06: Move away.
28:17
SPEAKER_02: We need to help her.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: Help me.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Help you.
28:20
SPEAKER_06: Help her.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: Help her.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: She needs help.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: That is that is my uh thing that I'm mad about.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: That's my problem.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: That's what it is.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: A problem.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: My partner, my boyfriend, lives in the Bronx.
28:31
SPEAKER_02: He owns his apartment.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: Right, okay.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: And I was renting, and I was like, well, I guess I could stay in Brooklyn.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, well, what if you moved to Brooklyn?
28:39
SPEAKER_02: And he was like, well, I own my apartment.
28:42
SPEAKER_07: So you guys were you guys were going back and forth.
28:43
SPEAKER_07: Back and forth.
28:44
SPEAKER_07: He has a car.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: So speaking of the break-in, that does happen a lot.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: Happens a lot up there.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Do they make devices that like open it?
28:52
SPEAKER_02: Because there's no sign of entry in mine.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's no sign of entry.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, with him, they just like smash a window in the tank show.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:58
SPEAKER_07: Oh, you had no, there was no smash window.
29:00
SPEAKER_07: There was no smash window.
29:01
SPEAKER_07: So they used like the the um it was a hacker.
29:04
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like a hacker.
29:05
SPEAKER_06: Because like everyone knows I have like OCD.
29:07
SPEAKER_06: So Lord knows I'm hitting lock.
29:10
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
29:11
SPEAKER_06: It's like, yeah.
29:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, guys, I hit lock.
29:13
SPEAKER_06: Lord Vader.
29:14
SPEAKER_06: Lord Vader knows.
29:16
SPEAKER_06: Sithica Simpson knows.
29:19
SPEAKER_06: Write that down.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: That's so good.
29:21
SPEAKER_06: Sithica Sims.
29:23
SPEAKER_06: Uh but is it Lord Sis, like C-I-S or S S.
29:26
SPEAKER_06: S S Is this Lord Sis?
29:28
SPEAKER_06: S-I-S-S.
29:29
SPEAKER_06: I think S-I-S.
29:30
SPEAKER_06: S-I-S-S.
29:31
SPEAKER_06: Totally.
29:33
SPEAKER_06: Lord Sis.
29:35
SPEAKER_06: You choose.
29:36
SPEAKER_06: Viewer's choice.
29:37
SPEAKER_06: Um true.
29:38
SPEAKER_06: What is you uh?
29:39
SPEAKER_06: What is your wearing?
29:40
SPEAKER_06: What is he wearing?
29:41
SPEAKER_06: Is you wearing wearing?
29:42
SPEAKER_06: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
29:44
SPEAKER_07: What I'm wearing is a woman's blouse.
29:48
SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'm hard.
29:48
SPEAKER_07: Versace 90s.
29:50
SPEAKER_07: Amazing.
29:51
SPEAKER_07: That I got like a year ago, and I thought I never really wear.
29:54
SPEAKER_07: Um, because my shirt.
29:56
SPEAKER_07: Well, my boyfriend hates this shirt.
29:57
SPEAKER_07: Really?
29:59
SPEAKER_07: I hate your boyfriend.
30:00
SPEAKER_07: I know.
30:00
SPEAKER_07: Like, what the fuck?
30:01
SPEAKER_06: Because it's a little too Nina, like feminina.
30:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, maybe not because of that.
30:04
SPEAKER_07: I just don't think he like, I don't know.
30:05
SPEAKER_07: He's just not like he doesn't love it.
30:06
SPEAKER_07: So whenever I wear it, he's kind of like, oh, that shirt.
30:09
SPEAKER_07: So I'm sort of like, I'm wearing it for you guys because I'm like, let's have fun and it's fun.
30:13
SPEAKER_07: Green lessons.
30:14
SPEAKER_07: You're so good on the couch.
30:15
SPEAKER_07: So I'm not sure.
30:16
SPEAKER_07: It's like green on the couch.
30:17
SPEAKER_07: It's like wicked.
30:17
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:18
SPEAKER_07: It's wicked.
30:18
SPEAKER_07: It's a little nod to wicked.
30:20
SPEAKER_07: Opening December November 2024.
30:24
SPEAKER_07: Check it out.
30:25
SPEAKER_07: Can't wait.
30:26
SPEAKER_07: I'm not affiliated.
30:27
SPEAKER_07: I worked in the film.
30:28
SPEAKER_07: No, I didn't work on the film.
30:30
SPEAKER_07: Now that's lime.
30:31
SPEAKER_07: So this is lime.
30:32
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:32
SPEAKER_07: What would you say?
30:33
SPEAKER_06: Lime.
30:34
SPEAKER_06: Lime.
30:34
SPEAKER_06: True lime.
30:35
SPEAKER_07: True lime.
30:35
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
30:35
SPEAKER_08: Okay, yeah.
30:36
SPEAKER_08: I was about to say avocado, but it's not.
30:38
SPEAKER_08: Girl.
30:38
SPEAKER_08: It's lime.
30:39
SPEAKER_08: It's lime.
30:39
SPEAKER_08: It's lime.
30:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
30:40
SPEAKER_02: Lab grown avocado.
30:42
unknown: It's a hard.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: I will say this is a hard color for especially for a white person to pull off.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: And you really are.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: You really do.
30:48
SPEAKER_07: Because it can wash you out.
30:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it can like jaundice.
30:51
SPEAKER_06: It can make your either love it or hate it.
30:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a little jaunty.
30:54
SPEAKER_07: It's polarizing.
30:54
SPEAKER_07: You know, I know someone, I just told you, someone who hates this.
30:56
SPEAKER_07: Someone very close to the close to it when I'm very close in love, actually.
30:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
31:01
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
31:02
SPEAKER_02: But it's it's so good.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you.
31:03
SPEAKER_07: And you look great in it.
31:05
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
31:06
SPEAKER_07: That's sweet of you to say.
31:07
SPEAKER_07: Well, thanks.
31:07
SPEAKER_07: I mean it.
31:08
SPEAKER_07: Okay, problem?
31:09
SPEAKER_07: I've got two.
31:09
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so yeah, what is the shoe?
31:11
SPEAKER_07: Because the shoe's the shoe.
31:12
SPEAKER_07: Oh, just Doc Martin.
31:13
SPEAKER_07: I exactly.
31:14
SPEAKER_08: I didn't know Doctor popped that.
31:15
SPEAKER_08: That's the leg up the little Doc.
31:16
SPEAKER_08: So the camera.
31:16
SPEAKER_08: Shoe cam.
31:17
SPEAKER_08: Shoe cam.
31:17
SPEAKER_08: Shoe cam.
31:18
SPEAKER_08: Get into the split.
31:20
SPEAKER_08: There you go.
31:22
SPEAKER_08: Bust it open.
31:22
SPEAKER_08: I could.
31:23
SPEAKER_08: I did that.
31:23
SPEAKER_08: Oh yeah, please do.
31:25
SPEAKER_04: I could do that.
31:27
SPEAKER_07: It's so talented.
31:28
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
31:29
SPEAKER_07: I love it.
31:29
SPEAKER_07: That's so cute.
31:30
SPEAKER_07: I was surprised we said Doc.
31:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Doc Martin, yeah.
31:32
SPEAKER_07: They're like very sturdy shoes.
31:34
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
31:34
SPEAKER_07: They almost feel like you'd wear them like working um like a restaurant, like at a restaurant.
31:40
SPEAKER_02: A hammerhead, even?
31:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe hammerhead or legal stuff.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Maybe hammerhead girl.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: She'll deny.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: She's like, we're that at legal.
31:51
SPEAKER_06: We were never this slow.
31:52
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
31:53
SPEAKER_06: We didn't pool the tip.
31:54
SPEAKER_06: This would never fly at legals.
31:56
SPEAKER_06: No.
31:57
SPEAKER_06: Never would never.
31:58
SPEAKER_06: No.
31:58
SPEAKER_06: The Jeans are cute too.
31:59
SPEAKER_06: They're kind of giving like a little bit of a mom gene.
32:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, L bean.
32:02
SPEAKER_06: Mom dad.
32:02
SPEAKER_06: Oh, love.
32:03
SPEAKER_06: L being.
32:04
SPEAKER_06: They're good.
32:04
SPEAKER_06: They're good.
32:05
SPEAKER_06: Love.
32:06
SPEAKER_06: Love, love, love.
32:07
SPEAKER_06: Thanks.
32:07
SPEAKER_02: They're hitting all the right places.
32:09
SPEAKER_02: They really are.
32:10
SPEAKER_06: Thanks.
32:10
SPEAKER_06: Thanks.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
32:11
SPEAKER_06: Are those ladies too?
32:12
SPEAKER_06: No, these are men's.
32:14
SPEAKER_06: Love it.
32:14
SPEAKER_06: You know?
32:14
SPEAKER_06: I know.
32:15
SPEAKER_06: I'm like mom jean.
32:16
SPEAKER_06: Mom.
32:17
SPEAKER_06: You're gonna kit and heel.
32:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
32:19
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, I love.
32:20
SPEAKER_06: She loves your bralette.
32:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we love your bralette.
32:23
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, bralette.
32:24
SPEAKER_06: We're pro cross-dressing.
32:25
SPEAKER_06: We like a blurred liner.
32:26
SPEAKER_07: And what are your problems?
32:27
SPEAKER_07: Oh, we have problems.
32:28
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so right now, um, in my apartment, living in an apartment in Williamsburg, dealing with mice.
32:35
SPEAKER_06: Mice are scarier than rodents.
32:37
SPEAKER_06: A lot of it.
32:37
SPEAKER_06: I mean, cockroaches cockroaches.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: I would rather have cockroach than a mouse.
32:40
SPEAKER_07: I really like struggle.
32:42
SPEAKER_07: I'm really struggling right now.
32:43
SPEAKER_07: How many mice?
32:45
SPEAKER_06: They're hard, multiple.
32:46
SPEAKER_06: We have an exterminator.
32:48
SPEAKER_06: That zaps on.
32:49
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, that's not ethical, but it it really works.
32:51
SPEAKER_07: Oh, it just kills them instantly?
32:52
SPEAKER_07: It's a hallway.
32:55
SPEAKER_06: It's like a little tunnel, and they run and they run in a fried.
32:57
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
32:58
SPEAKER_07: And it kills them like that.
32:59
SPEAKER_06: Like that.
32:59
SPEAKER_06: No sticky pad, none of that.
33:01
SPEAKER_07: Well, we got the sticky pad.
33:02
SPEAKER_07: We got the sticky pad.
33:04
SPEAKER_07: And it's because that was what before the exterminator came, we got the sticky pads because that's what the guy at the um said to get.
33:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
33:11
SPEAKER_07: I was like, okay.
33:12
SPEAKER_07: Those are awful.
33:13
SPEAKER_07: They're awful.
33:14
SPEAKER_07: And what happened what happened is God.
33:17
SPEAKER_07: One of them got stuck on the pad.
33:19
SPEAKER_07: We heard them.
33:20
SPEAKER_07: No, scream.
33:21
SPEAKER_07: And then we saw another mouse that was like stuck in like a little bin that was like where our snacks were.
33:27
SPEAKER_07: And my boyfriend took the sticky pad and had to press the mouse with it to like pick it up.
33:33
SPEAKER_07: Almost like a little bit of a couple.
33:36
SPEAKER_07: That's bae.
33:36
SPEAKER_07: That's a man.
33:37
SPEAKER_07: That's a man.
33:38
SPEAKER_07: That's my bae.
33:39
SPEAKER_07: No, like that's like kill my own.
33:41
SPEAKER_07: That's right.
33:42
SPEAKER_07: It's a man.
33:43
SPEAKER_07: I can't, I actually can't do that.
33:45
SPEAKER_07: I I couldn't press a I I can't.
33:48
SPEAKER_06: You know when you're brack, you can't.
33:49
SPEAKER_06: There's certain things I can really like become a man for, and like the rodents and the bugs.
33:53
SPEAKER_06: I killing a mammal.
33:54
SPEAKER_07: No.
33:55
SPEAKER_07: No, it's really it really freaks me out.
33:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, break in, give me a bag.
34:00
SPEAKER_07: Like, would you be able to kill it?
34:02
SPEAKER_06: With a handgun.
34:03
SPEAKER_07: Oh, so we had the mouse.
34:06
SPEAKER_07: Oh, so we tried.
34:07
SPEAKER_07: We tried.
34:08
SPEAKER_07: We tried.
34:08
SPEAKER_06: At least you didn't try to free it like all the rest of the young people.
34:10
SPEAKER_06: They'll come back.
34:11
SPEAKER_06: They come back.
34:12
SPEAKER_06: They come back.
34:14
SPEAKER_06: If they're on the sicky pad and you try to free it because you're like a millennial, they rip their head off.
34:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
34:19
SPEAKER_06: Oh, they get they lose, they become a villain who has like a half two-face.
34:23
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
34:23
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
34:25
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, exactly.
34:25
SPEAKER_07: It's the villain.
34:29
SPEAKER_06: Or their like bladder still stays and it's their bladder.
34:35
SPEAKER_06: Sometimes your bladder can become um part of the pad.
34:38
SPEAKER_06: Part of the pad.
34:38
SPEAKER_06: Bladder, part of the pad.
34:40
SPEAKER_06: Part of the pad.
34:41
SPEAKER_06: I really can.
34:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
34:43
SPEAKER_08: Oh no.
34:44
SPEAKER_08: No, it's like it is.
34:45
SPEAKER_08: Well the thing with mice is that it's like you might get them out of your apartment, but if they're there, it's because like they're somewhere else.
34:50
SPEAKER_08: Someone else's apartment is like the real problem.
34:52
SPEAKER_08: So you gotta talk to like the whole building or like talk to the landlord and be like, can somebody get the mice under control?
34:57
SPEAKER_08: Somebody's got like a like a dirty drawer of like poppy seed bagels or something that they're gonna do.
35:02
SPEAKER_08: Also kibble.
35:03
SPEAKER_06: Do your neighbors they love kibble.
35:05
SPEAKER_06: Do your nibbles?
35:07
SPEAKER_06: Do your neighbors have a nibble?
35:09
SPEAKER_06: The nibbles and the kibble.
35:10
SPEAKER_06: The kibble's and labels.
35:11
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, do you dry mix?
35:14
SPEAKER_07: You don't have any kibble.
35:16
SPEAKER_07: We don't have any kibble.
35:17
SPEAKER_07: No kibble.
35:18
SPEAKER_06: Your neighbors have kibble, I'm telling you.
35:19
SPEAKER_07: Cut to Ned with like a like a babe.
35:22
SPEAKER_07: He loves kibble.
35:23
SPEAKER_06: Do people still say kibble?
35:24
SPEAKER_06: Is that even like a kibble, sure.
35:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_06: No, we're rebranding.
35:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:29
SPEAKER_06: Not to backtrack, but I personally would prefer this is weird.
35:33
SPEAKER_06: I would prefer a mice problem than living in the Bronx.
35:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
35:39
SPEAKER_06: Uh no.
35:39
SPEAKER_06: See there, I'm coming.
35:41
SPEAKER_06: Uh, than a roach problem.
35:42
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
35:43
SPEAKER_06: But I'm more scared.
35:44
SPEAKER_06: The sight of a mouse is really scary because it's like they talk.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: They talk.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: They're laughing around.
35:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they're speaking.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: They're rather crazy.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I've never actually had a mouse.
35:57
SPEAKER_02: Which is so uh, but I would be so afraid.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: Cockroaches, though, it's like they're they're gonna outlive us all.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: Like, obviously, they're disgusting and gross, but like that's a bug.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: I get scared.
36:05
SPEAKER_02: That's a bug.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: Mice are mammals.
36:07
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: Rodents.
36:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
36:10
SPEAKER_02: Looking at my guys like, back me up, I know Star Wars.
36:13
SPEAKER_02: Back me up, so you must know.
36:14
SPEAKER_02: Uh it's different to try to get to kill a thing like that.
36:17
SPEAKER_08: Totally.
36:18
SPEAKER_08: Changes you.
36:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
36:19
SPEAKER_08: Also, like, remember that summer when the roaches were flying because it was so hot?
36:22
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that's that happened to me.
36:24
SPEAKER_08: Yes, I forgot.
36:25
SPEAKER_08: I had a roach in my person and it flew.
36:27
SPEAKER_08: And it was that was that let me tell you, that was terrifying.
36:29
SPEAKER_07: Wait, why did it why does it have to do what does it do with the event?
36:32
SPEAKER_08: Something about like the in their like DNA, like if it gets evolved, they get hot enough, they'll fly.
36:38
SPEAKER_08: They can fly.
36:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
36:40
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, basically.
36:41
SPEAKER_08: And like that happens Pokemon.
36:44
SPEAKER_08: Gina's wings.
36:44
SPEAKER_06: I bet if it gets hot enough.
36:48
SPEAKER_06: That's gonna be Jeepers Creeper.
36:50
SPEAKER_06: You will literally fly.
36:54
SPEAKER_02: I could see it.
36:55
SPEAKER_02: Now, did you all Met Gala?
36:57
SPEAKER_02: I so Were you there?
36:59
SPEAKER_02: I was not there.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: We almost I almost was gonna be protesting the Met Gala because Conday.
37:08
SPEAKER_02: You guys got your deal.
37:09
SPEAKER_02: We got our deal the day.
37:10
SPEAKER_02: 3 30 a.m.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: the night before Smash Gala.
37:13
SPEAKER_02: Because they didn't, they were like, we don't want you ugly writers to protest.
37:18
SPEAKER_02: See next to the beautiful computer.
37:21
SPEAKER_02: You were gonna protest.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: Literally with like signs and we were the union.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: Me personally, I might have been like, power to you.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be at home.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be banned for legends.
37:31
SPEAKER_06: You're like, I'd like to attend this someday.
37:32
SPEAKER_06: One day.
37:33
SPEAKER_02: I don't mean my face on the news, you know, throwing paint on Zendaya.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:38
SPEAKER_06: Right, right.
37:38
SPEAKER_06: You throw pig's blood on Anna Winter for no reason.
37:41
SPEAKER_06: It's like her.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Um, but I definitely did.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: I watched from home.
37:46
SPEAKER_02: And I gotta say, I my best friend is Tyla, the sand.
37:50
SPEAKER_07: Oh, that was really one of the ones because you see.
37:52
SPEAKER_07: She was amazing.
37:53
SPEAKER_07: I also said I also loved El Fanning.
37:55
SPEAKER_07: I thought she looked amazing.
37:56
SPEAKER_07: She was absolutely beautiful.
38:00
SPEAKER_07: That's the thing of the Met Gala.
38:01
SPEAKER_07: Speaking of Effortless, there's Effortless, there's a lot of effort.
38:04
SPEAKER_07: A lot of PE.
38:05
SPEAKER_07: It's always that way, though.
38:06
SPEAKER_07: It's like it's so wild to me.
38:08
SPEAKER_07: It's like some of these hodgepodge, like just like grade school theater looking.
38:13
SPEAKER_07: Grade school gets costume.
38:14
SPEAKER_08: And I know it's like it's technically a costume ball, but no, it's like well, I watched a video about the history of the Met Gala, and they didn't even really start dressing on theme until like 2005.
38:24
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
38:24
SPEAKER_08: Like that was like there was one Amber Valletta like went in like a kind of Marie Antoinette look and got kind of torn to shreds for it.
38:31
SPEAKER_08: But then like every year after that, people were like, wait a second, Marie Antoinette?
38:35
SPEAKER_08: No.
38:35
SPEAKER_08: Let me pop my bustle on and get up there.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: I love a good costume.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: I think we should be, but it has to be fashion costume.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
38:41
SPEAKER_07: And Tyler's doing fashion costume.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: She was sand costume-y, but body con, cut the stuff.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: No, it's beautiful.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: Carry me up the stats.
38:48
SPEAKER_07: But also, everyone is so literal with the theme, too.
38:52
SPEAKER_07: It's like, I mean, I'm I'm like laughing because like I I don't know what I would do if I got to do it.
38:56
SPEAKER_07: You can wear this?
38:56
SPEAKER_07: I would wear this.
38:57
SPEAKER_07: But like, it's like everyone, everyone was doing floral.
39:00
SPEAKER_07: It's like there's so many ways to do this theme.
39:02
SPEAKER_07: Right.
39:03
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
39:03
SPEAKER_07: That is that are not that it's not like directly tied to the forest.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: And then but then you get like a Rita Aura who's wearing like B.
39:09
SPEAKER_02: B for ancient.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: She's that from BC.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: And she was like, they might be older than anybody on this earth.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: Rita Ora is one of the Rita Aura is one of the most.
39:18
SPEAKER_07: Of all the celebrities on Earth, Rita Aura is the most random person, I would say.
39:22
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
39:23
SPEAKER_07: There's actually no one more random than Rita Aura.
39:25
SPEAKER_02: You never know where you're gonna get with her.
39:29
SPEAKER_07: Pretty random sauce.
39:30
SPEAKER_07: Like something like that.
39:31
SPEAKER_07: She's random.
39:31
SPEAKER_07: She's getting random.
39:32
SPEAKER_06: She's random.
39:33
SPEAKER_06: But I understand Sophia a little bit more, like the appeal, just the Rita is so you can't do it.
39:38
SPEAKER_06: Rita's thing says it does.
39:40
SPEAKER_06: These might be the oldest beads on earth.
39:41
SPEAKER_08: And it's like, does anyone care?
39:43
SPEAKER_08: Does anyone care?
39:44
SPEAKER_08: Sorry, Rita.
39:44
SPEAKER_02: They also don't look good.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: Like you're not slaying, and it's not, it just wasn't it was a miss.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: It was a miss.
39:50
SPEAKER_06: But speaking of Tyla, typically I don't like when fashion isn't practical enough that you can't like ascend a staircase.
39:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
39:56
SPEAKER_06: But for some reason, she was cute about it, and like it was like so pretty.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: And then the cutting, yeah.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: When they cut the dress into like a mini dress.
40:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they cut it.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: They cut it off.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: So then she could walk.
40:06
SPEAKER_02: I love the sandy crack too.
40:07
SPEAKER_02: It's like sandy crack.
40:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was a little bit of a shit.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: And the little hourglass, because it's a little, it's a little it's a little costumey.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: But it's also a serve and a slang.
40:16
SPEAKER_06: Well, I don't think people know the full theme because Gabriel Held, uh, who's a celebrity stylist and vintage collector, uh said this.
40:24
SPEAKER_06: This is the only reason why I know it.
40:25
SPEAKER_06: The theme was like this uh count and countess in a forest have this castle and live this lavish life, and uh an army is coming in the distance.
40:35
SPEAKER_06: A mystery army is coming in the distance, and uh every time they cut a flower, it buys them more time.
40:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh, interesting.
40:43
SPEAKER_06: And then when they're discovered, eventually the flowers run out, so they come, and then when they're discovered, everyone is turned to stone.
40:50
SPEAKER_06: So I think that was like the time.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: That's the time.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: But then wasn't there like a sleeping in the time?
40:56
SPEAKER_02: Like, honey, we're running out of time.
40:59
SPEAKER_02: That's very poetic and narrative.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wish.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Anybody did something interesting.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what I'm saying.
41:03
SPEAKER_02: It was like a few did a little bit.
41:05
SPEAKER_07: Tyler, yeah.
41:06
SPEAKER_07: Tyler lost.
41:07
SPEAKER_07: I thought Tyler was great.
41:08
SPEAKER_07: I th I love that.
41:09
SPEAKER_07: I thought that was.
41:09
SPEAKER_06: But like to me more's like sculptural thing and had arrows.
41:12
SPEAKER_06: That was that was fantastic.
41:14
SPEAKER_06: To me, didn't feel too much.
41:15
SPEAKER_06: I thought it was she looked amazed.
41:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: Sydney Sweeney as Billy Eilish.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: That was fine.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: That was that was fine.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: Like literally Dared Leto has that category.
41:24
SPEAKER_06: She wore it again.
41:25
SPEAKER_06: That'll be amazing.
41:25
SPEAKER_06: If people were getting that would be Gregory, that would be great.
41:29
SPEAKER_06: That would be great.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: That crazy motherfucker.
41:31
SPEAKER_06: Did you guys like Kim K's like polarizing cardigan?
41:34
SPEAKER_02: Um like body horror.
41:37
SPEAKER_02: It's like grotesque in a way that like the rib.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: The rib, yeah, but that's the case.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: But hold on, okay, hold on.
41:41
SPEAKER_08: Because I was thinking about this where it was everyone's like, she's it's a bad example for for women everywhere.
41:46
SPEAKER_08: That's me.
41:47
SPEAKER_08: That's not supposed to be a body.
41:49
SPEAKER_08: You know what I mean?
41:50
SPEAKER_08: It's it's extremity on purpose.
41:53
SPEAKER_08: But also is a body.
41:54
SPEAKER_08: Also, you're not scared.
41:55
SPEAKER_07: You're not like look at like the Met ball is like a moment to be extravagant, to be snatched, to be like, it's like girls, like young girls aren't shouldn't be looking at the Met ball looks for like every day.
42:08
SPEAKER_08: No, it's like if you're if you're into corpse, like you're not you're not into it because you're trying to trick people into thinking you're you have a naturally hourglass figure.
42:18
SPEAKER_08: You're into it because like you're a freak.
42:19
SPEAKER_08: Yes, like that's an else.
42:21
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, anything else.
42:22
SPEAKER_07: I mean, she talked about it, like they were like you know, yeah, really tying her tight into it, and she like couldn't really breathe.
42:29
SPEAKER_07: At this point, she's on the freak side.
42:30
SPEAKER_02: And it's like let her let her be her.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: Let her be her freak.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: I would say I heard her boots on the ground, I heard she seemed really sad that night.
42:37
SPEAKER_02: Really?
42:38
SPEAKER_02: Something's up with her.
42:39
SPEAKER_02: I think something's up.
42:40
SPEAKER_06: It's like say what you want about them.
42:41
SPEAKER_06: Like, she's still relevant.
42:42
SPEAKER_06: No, totally.
42:43
SPEAKER_06: Oh, they them.
42:44
SPEAKER_06: Kim's like nomination.
42:45
SPEAKER_06: She's they them.
42:46
SPEAKER_06: That's why she was still in the street.
42:47
SPEAKER_06: She's in general, it's a little gender dysphoria.
42:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's there, yeah.
42:50
SPEAKER_06: Eat them all you want, they're still around, honey.
42:54
SPEAKER_06: But my unborn daughter better not see that the horse said, Look, I just know she's gonna get some ideas.
42:58
SPEAKER_02: I was coming at a place where I'm worried about her.
43:01
SPEAKER_02: Right.
43:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, yeah, worried about her.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: You know, a long time keeping up with the Kardashians, but you know, we grew up with her.
43:06
SPEAKER_02: I want the best for her.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: But it's like violent.
43:10
SPEAKER_08: No one's like, no one's like that's a bad example for women.
43:12
SPEAKER_08: Right, right.
43:12
SPEAKER_06: No, it's like she's doing it because she's saying, Did Gina do it?
43:18
SPEAKER_06: Like, kill.
43:19
SPEAKER_06: And Drew's like, sorry.
43:22
SPEAKER_06: So I think there's that's a rogue B.
43:24
SPEAKER_08: There's like a level of nuance that's like being missed because she is a woman's obviously, she has all this stuff put on her, so like, yes, she is a role model, blah, blah, blah, blah.
43:31
SPEAKER_08: But it's like, yeah, I just feel like people are being a little too hard on her.
43:35
SPEAKER_07: They always are, though.
43:36
SPEAKER_07: They always are always like, she's the target.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: Uh in her new single era, the fashion has suffered, I think, from her.
43:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:45
SPEAKER_02: Without Kanye.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: Without Kanye.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:47
SPEAKER_02: Without Kanye, who is bad, and that is fair.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: But he did good things for her fashion.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: Sure, yeah.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: He did gather her.
43:53
SPEAKER_02: She did.
43:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he gathered.
43:56
SPEAKER_02: He sure did.
43:58
SPEAKER_02: So this wasn't an all time.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: Look for me.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: It didn't transcend.
44:01
SPEAKER_06: But you know what?
44:02
SPEAKER_06: I appreciate it's like sometimes taking a year off a little bit.
44:05
SPEAKER_06: Like chilling out.
44:06
SPEAKER_06: You don't need to pull out all the stops every single time you're at the Met.
44:09
SPEAKER_06: So I appreciate her being a little like subdued.
44:12
SPEAKER_07: Agreed.
44:13
SPEAKER_07: Agreed.
44:13
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
44:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_09: But what do I know?
44:15
SPEAKER_06: I mean, I don't know anything.
44:16
SPEAKER_06: Like, we're subdued.
44:18
SPEAKER_07: We're all doing our best, you know?
44:20
SPEAKER_08: Like well, should we take a little break and then come back and play a stupid, stupid ass game?
44:26
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
44:26
SPEAKER_08: Okay, let's do it.
44:27
SPEAKER_08: I need more alcohol.
44:28
SPEAKER_03: Bite!
44:36
SPEAKER_06: Dude, I kinda have a question.
44:38
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
44:39
SPEAKER_06: How do you all deal with a pizza box when you get pizza?
44:42
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
44:42
SPEAKER_06: Because last time I ordered pizza and I was like, it's almost not fucking worth it.
44:45
SPEAKER_06: To get it to get it really.
44:50
SPEAKER_07: So I want to know.
44:51
SPEAKER_07: You're asking the right questions.
44:52
SPEAKER_07: And you know what I mean?
44:54
SPEAKER_07: You know what I do?
44:55
SPEAKER_06: I'm probably a journalist for nothing.
44:56
SPEAKER_07: Okay, it's one of the hardest things because all the leftover scraps on the box, it's like, ugh, it's always a it's always crazy to like to dispose of them, and then of course to dispose of the actual box.
45:06
SPEAKER_07: I break it down and fold it into four.
45:09
SPEAKER_07: Beautiful.
45:09
SPEAKER_07: Into four.
45:10
SPEAKER_07: And then I just stick it in my recycling.
45:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
45:12
SPEAKER_07: Because that box can be in your apartment for weeks.
45:15
SPEAKER_07: Weeks.
45:15
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
45:15
SPEAKER_07: We have cheese.
45:17
SPEAKER_07: Not to be like the mice.
45:18
SPEAKER_07: But the mice.
45:18
SPEAKER_07: And the mice, yeah.
45:19
SPEAKER_07: And then the mice.
45:20
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
45:21
SPEAKER_07: You throw in your trash done.
45:22
SPEAKER_07: But it is hard.
45:23
SPEAKER_07: It's hard.
45:23
SPEAKER_06: It makes it almost not worth it.
45:24
SPEAKER_02: It makes it almost not worth it.
45:25
SPEAKER_06: Dealing with that thing is really hard.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: It is hard.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: And I also don't eat the crust, so it's like I also have to get rid of the crust.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't eat the crust.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Wait, why do you think that's the crust?
45:32
SPEAKER_02: I never like the crust.
45:36
SPEAKER_02: Basically, yeah.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: That's my palate.
45:38
SPEAKER_02: I love how it's like I don't eat the crust.
45:41
SPEAKER_07: Is it just like too much crust?
45:42
SPEAKER_07: Is it too much bread?
45:43
SPEAKER_02: It's just too much bread, and then sometimes it's like it gets stuck in your teeth.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: So let me guess you scoop a bagel too.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: Let's get in.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: How dare you?
45:51
SPEAKER_02: That is so funny.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: But then you have to get rid of the crust and then also the box becomes the whole.
45:55
SPEAKER_07: Like, were you ever eating stuffed crust pizza?
45:57
SPEAKER_07: Oh, actually, never.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Let's review the tanks.
46:01
SPEAKER_02: Like every night.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: No, I was never, never.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: That was just not our ministry.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm not big on the stuff.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: No, I had pizza last night too, and I was like, what do I do with the crust?
46:13
SPEAKER_02: And then you hand it to a friend who loves the case.
46:14
SPEAKER_06: What do I do with the crust?
46:15
SPEAKER_06: A problem not a ton of people have.
46:17
SPEAKER_06: You like to be that girl.
46:18
SPEAKER_07: You're like, oh my god, that's how you create community and friendship.
46:21
SPEAKER_08: And that's how you get guys for the bronx.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess probably not with the bronze.
46:24
SPEAKER_02: That's so much crust.
46:25
SPEAKER_02: So much crust in the Bronx.
46:27
SPEAKER_02: What do you do with the box?
46:28
SPEAKER_02: What do you do in the Bronx?
46:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I fold.
46:30
SPEAKER_02: I fold and recycle.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: But it does take like a lot of time.
46:33
SPEAKER_02: It takes a week.
46:34
SPEAKER_06: I you know what I do?
46:35
SPEAKER_06: I shake it in the sink.
46:36
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes.
46:37
SPEAKER_06: Get all the side.
46:39
SPEAKER_06: Because it could stay there for a week.
46:40
SPEAKER_07: You stay there for a week.
46:41
SPEAKER_07: You get all the sink and then the and then the mice come in the sink and then kind of eat.
46:45
SPEAKER_06: Shaking it in the sink is genius.
46:47
SPEAKER_07: I will say dominoes, even though it's dominoes is not really a small box, but not so good.
46:51
SPEAKER_07: I was just thinking I have not had dominoes in years.
46:54
SPEAKER_07: Would love to do it.
46:55
SPEAKER_07: Sometimes you all have a domino.
46:56
SPEAKER_07: Sometimes we're on pizza.
46:58
SPEAKER_07: Let's get it.
46:58
SPEAKER_07: We should get a phone.
46:59
SPEAKER_07: Sometimes we want pizza.
46:59
SPEAKER_07: Sometimes you want to domino domino.
47:01
SPEAKER_08: You want to know like the biggest lie of all time is that the fucking pizza tracker isn't real?
47:05
SPEAKER_08: No.
47:05
SPEAKER_06: Yo, I know it's not real.
47:07
SPEAKER_06: It's not real.
47:08
SPEAKER_06: It's actually blowing my mind.
47:08
SPEAKER_06: It's not real.
47:10
SPEAKER_08: None, actually, almost none of the tracking on anything is real.
47:12
SPEAKER_06: Things I don't actually care about.
47:14
SPEAKER_08: I actually just got chills.
47:15
SPEAKER_08: I got chills.
47:16
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
47:16
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
47:17
SPEAKER_07: I don't know why.
47:18
SPEAKER_07: This is blowing my mind.
47:19
SPEAKER_07: It's like, are you sure?
47:20
SPEAKER_07: Are you sure tracking's not real?
47:21
SPEAKER_07: Why are they doing that?
47:22
SPEAKER_07: And also they assign a name.
47:23
SPEAKER_07: Like someone's kicking.
47:24
SPEAKER_07: Is it a random name?
47:25
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
47:26
SPEAKER_07: Great question.
47:26
SPEAKER_02: Charlie is coming in 15 minutes.
47:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's a great question.
47:31
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, beat it up.
47:34
SPEAKER_05: It's in the oven.
47:34
SPEAKER_05: You know when it's in the oven.
47:36
SPEAKER_07: There is like such comfort though.
47:37
SPEAKER_07: It's like you see the little red thing move and you're like, but it's not.
47:40
SPEAKER_07: It's made on it.
47:41
SPEAKER_07: Not if you know it's fake.
47:42
SPEAKER_02: This is like learning that Santa Claus isn't real.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Charlie with an eye burnt the pizza.
47:46
SPEAKER_06: I dropped it a little bit.
47:47
SPEAKER_06: Charlie X.
47:50
SPEAKER_08: How'd you hear this?
47:50
SPEAKER_08: Was there an expose?
47:52
SPEAKER_08: My boyfriend is a was a uh software developer, so all that stuff is like he knows a pizza maker.
47:57
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, he was a pizzeria, yeah.
47:59
SPEAKER_08: Pizza, yeah, yeah.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: So he's like my boyfriend was a baker.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right?
48:05
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
48:05
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
48:06
SPEAKER_02: I never would have known that.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: But I kind of feel like it's accurate enough that you can just pretend.
48:09
SPEAKER_06: You know, it gets their own time.
48:11
SPEAKER_06: Mostly.
48:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:13
SPEAKER_06: There is a time and a place for dominoes, and it's um late at night, obviously.
48:16
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
48:17
SPEAKER_06: Heavy on the oregano, I would say.
48:18
SPEAKER_06: Very like oregano-y kind of marinade.
48:21
SPEAKER_06: People love that garlic sauce, but I get a little white rich mouth with yellow.
48:25
SPEAKER_06: It is quite yellow.
48:26
SPEAKER_06: That shade of yellow is never.
48:27
SPEAKER_06: They decided it was yellow.
48:29
SPEAKER_07: Oh, there's a yeah.
48:30
SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'm like ordering it tonight.
48:31
SPEAKER_07: I know.
48:31
SPEAKER_02: And the marble cake.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: I really is it good?
48:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's good.
48:34
SPEAKER_02: They got like a marble cookie cake that like.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
48:36
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay, wow.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: It might be a cookie cake.
48:39
SPEAKER_02: It might be a domino.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: It might be a domino.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, okay.
48:42
SPEAKER_02: Domino's night for the girls.
48:45
SPEAKER_02: We don't leave the cows.
48:45
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna get it, GG Red.
48:49
SPEAKER_08: Um, okay, so uh uh Gina was saying, Do you have a weekend gay?
48:53
SPEAKER_08: Which is uh we did it briefly something that's happened either globally or personally that's worth talking about.
49:00
SPEAKER_06: Well y'all fucked.
49:00
SPEAKER_06: We hear it on the break.
49:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I guess we're whoops.
49:02
SPEAKER_06: Well that was this week.
49:03
SPEAKER_07: No, it wasn't this week.
49:04
SPEAKER_07: This was like seven.
49:05
SPEAKER_02: It was like six or seven years ago.
49:07
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
49:09
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it was definitely because it was pre-COVID.
49:11
SPEAKER_08: It was pre-COVID.
49:12
SPEAKER_08: Wow, yeah, it was definitely pre-COVID.
49:13
SPEAKER_08: No, so it must have been 2017.
49:15
SPEAKER_08: That's when we were in the house.
49:16
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
49:16
SPEAKER_08: I got invited.
49:17
SPEAKER_08: So I got invited.
49:17
SPEAKER_08: We stayed, we you, me, uh Sam Taggart, Misha, my boyfriend Michael, we stayed and on together in Fire Island, and then you came over and railed.
49:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, and we absolutely we boned.
49:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's amazing.
49:29
SPEAKER_02: One and done.
49:31
SPEAKER_02: One and done.
49:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
49:33
SPEAKER_02: And now come back and now yeah, that's a beautiful part of it.
49:35
SPEAKER_02: They would tell each other.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: It's a reunion in seven years.
49:38
SPEAKER_02: And actually, I need to tell you something.
49:40
SPEAKER_09: I know I'm just gonna joke.
49:41
SPEAKER_09: I'm joking.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: Every couple on this couch boned.
49:45
SPEAKER_02: We can always bring people back.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, it was really fun.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: It was like my one of my first times on Fire Island, and like my whole house was leaving.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I think I'm gonna stay and have sex with Trio.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh, because you were in Cherry Clover when I was in the pies.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we were in Cherry Clover.
49:57
SPEAKER_07: You know, I was like the I I was the only I was the one in the house.
50:00
SPEAKER_07: You were single solo.
50:01
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
50:02
SPEAKER_07: You were the solo, you were the single girl.
50:04
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you gotta get yours.
50:06
SPEAKER_07: I needed that excuse, but you know, I was like, Yeah.
50:08
SPEAKER_07: Well, thank God for me.
50:09
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and then you guys should do it again.
50:12
SPEAKER_08: That's like the exact time where it's around.
50:13
SPEAKER_08: I guess I'll stay uh because I want to have sex with someone.
50:16
SPEAKER_08: So, okay, yeah.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: So we were at that bar.
50:19
SPEAKER_02: We were at that bar there.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, cherry.
50:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, cherries.
50:22
SPEAKER_02: Cherries.
50:22
SPEAKER_02: We were definitely at that bar.
50:23
SPEAKER_02: And then your house was so it was so pretty.
50:25
SPEAKER_02: It was a really cute house.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: I only saw it at night, but it was really hard.
50:29
SPEAKER_07: With the like Greek, like the Grecian.
50:30
SPEAKER_08: There's so many like fake Greek statues and busts.
50:34
SPEAKER_03: You're like, I'm dying.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, there was no Monday.
50:38
SPEAKER_08: There was there was no pool.
50:40
SPEAKER_08: That was the one thing.
50:40
SPEAKER_08: It was a huge backyard and like a wooden deck, but like the could have easily had a pool cut into it, but there wasn't.
50:45
SPEAKER_08: I will say were you there the first night, or was it just the the two couples?
50:49
SPEAKER_08: Because we had like a party where like everybody came over.
50:51
SPEAKER_08: I was there.
50:51
SPEAKER_07: You were there.
50:52
SPEAKER_07: I was there.
50:52
SPEAKER_07: Anyway.
50:53
SPEAKER_08: I think I felt we were very gracious hosts, and I feel like that generosity was not returned.
50:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: Name names.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: Name names.
51:01
SPEAKER_03: No, I won't.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: Off camera.
51:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess the current weekend gay.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Current weekend gay.
51:08
SPEAKER_06: Flash forward seven years to now.
51:09
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
51:10
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
51:11
SPEAKER_06: Anything?
51:11
SPEAKER_07: Oh, like any any issues?
51:13
SPEAKER_06: Grinder related, globally grinder related, global.
51:17
SPEAKER_06: Global grinder.
51:18
SPEAKER_02: Global grinder.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: I feel like people are being mean to do a leaper.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but what?
51:25
SPEAKER_02: Because I hate her album.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: They hate her album and I like it.
51:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't care about her album.
51:29
SPEAKER_06: It's like, oh, I liked it.
51:31
SPEAKER_06: But I wanna I I I understand why people like her.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: She's like, go girl, give us nothing but like.
51:37
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
51:37
SPEAKER_07: I think people's expectations of her need to be exactly.
51:42
SPEAKER_07: We know what kind of artist she is.
51:44
SPEAKER_07: She is very talented at what she's doing.
51:48
SPEAKER_07: She's and I and I think that like also in COVID, like that album was everything.
51:54
SPEAKER_07: And we gotta give her.
51:55
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:56
SPEAKER_07: Is she like reinventing the wheel?
51:58
SPEAKER_07: No.
52:00
SPEAKER_07: Everyone need to.
52:01
SPEAKER_07: No.
52:01
SPEAKER_07: The wheel's fine.
52:02
SPEAKER_07: The wheel's fine.
52:03
SPEAKER_07: The wheel is great.
52:04
SPEAKER_07: We need it's like she's she hasn't been traumatized.
52:09
SPEAKER_07: No.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: And we don't actually, I don't think we want her to be.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
52:13
SPEAKER_02: I think people want her to have gone through something, and it's like go to somewhere else.
52:16
SPEAKER_07: Some pop girls like have had perfect childhood.
52:19
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
52:19
SPEAKER_07: And they're gonna give you music.
52:21
SPEAKER_07: Some people are just beautiful.
52:23
SPEAKER_02: That's great.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: Gorgeous.
52:25
SPEAKER_08: We need her to be the hot one.
52:27
SPEAKER_08: And it's okay.
52:27
SPEAKER_08: You know, and it's great.
52:28
SPEAKER_08: It's fine.
52:29
SPEAKER_06: Charlie can be complicated.
52:30
SPEAKER_06: She can be.
52:31
SPEAKER_06: I hate her cherry grenadine here.
52:33
SPEAKER_06: As I have this.
52:39
SPEAKER_06: It is.
52:40
SPEAKER_06: And I don't haven't heard the new stuff, but I hated the song Houdini.
52:42
SPEAKER_06: You did.
52:44
SPEAKER_06: There's better stuff on that.
52:46
SPEAKER_07: I think training season is good.
52:47
SPEAKER_02: Training season, I like illusion.
52:49
SPEAKER_07: That's like that that's dua.
52:51
SPEAKER_07: Illusion is dua.
52:54
SPEAKER_07: But we come to her for it.
52:55
SPEAKER_06: So the only thing I wish, like the only thing that could have redeemed Houdini for me is if in the video the camera pulled out to reveal a giant turban the size of a house.
53:06
unknown: What?
53:07
SPEAKER_06: That would make the video funny to me.
53:11
SPEAKER_06: A turban?
53:11
SPEAKER_06: Like a Houdini turban.
53:13
SPEAKER_06: Houdini doesn't wear a turban.
53:15
SPEAKER_06: He's a magician.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: But still.
53:17
SPEAKER_06: He wear Drew, he wears a turban.
53:18
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
53:19
SPEAKER_07: What?
53:19
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
53:20
SPEAKER_07: I don't know enough about Hood.
53:20
SPEAKER_07: I don't know if I've heard of this.
53:21
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
53:22
SPEAKER_07: I don't know enough about that.
53:23
SPEAKER_07: I don't know enough about Houdini, but that is.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: I thought he did.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: A magician turban.
53:28
SPEAKER_02: Am I crazy?
53:28
SPEAKER_02: Am I being gaslit?
53:29
SPEAKER_02: He was often wrapped in things because he was audini.
53:32
SPEAKER_02: I don't think there was a turban.
53:33
SPEAKER_02: I think you're thinking a straitjacket, which is which is off being wrapped in.
53:37
SPEAKER_02: Maybe, maybe have a turban moment.
53:40
SPEAKER_06: I think maybe he did.
53:41
SPEAKER_06: I know, y'all are.
53:43
SPEAKER_07: Let's look at the colour.
53:43
SPEAKER_07: No, who's gaslighting who?
53:46
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we do like what time what time period?
53:49
SPEAKER_07: 1930s.
53:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
53:51
SPEAKER_02: He loved to stuff himself in a 1880s?
53:55
SPEAKER_02: No, it was late.
53:56
SPEAKER_02: It was like Titanic times.
53:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay, Titanic.
53:58
SPEAKER_02: I think.
53:58
SPEAKER_02: That's gotta be 1970s.
54:00
SPEAKER_02: I gotta look this up.
54:01
SPEAKER_02: I gotta I can't believe this didn't come up when we had sex.
54:03
SPEAKER_02: I know.
54:03
SPEAKER_02: It'll look cats out of the bag.
54:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
54:05
SPEAKER_06: Maybe I'm thinking of Genie Houdini.
54:07
SPEAKER_06: Whatever.
54:08
SPEAKER_06: I still want her in a turban the size of a house as a reveal.
54:12
SPEAKER_06: And that's camp for you.
54:14
SPEAKER_06: Gina.
54:16
SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
54:18
SPEAKER_02: I know that's not even really a gay issue, but I just have seen gay people talking about her.
54:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's gay.
54:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:24
SPEAKER_07: People are complaining.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: People are complaining.
54:26
SPEAKER_02: And I like, I think we need to all manage our expectations.
54:28
SPEAKER_08: I feel like she's gonna do the same thing she did last time, which is like drop a bone like a bonus album of like remixes and extra tracks, like you know, two weeks or whatever, and then like that'll be the real album album.
54:38
SPEAKER_08: And then everyone will love that, and that'll be.
54:40
SPEAKER_08: And she'll like have some like fun dance remixes for summer and everyone will see it.
54:43
SPEAKER_08: Exactly.
54:43
SPEAKER_02: And I'm sure she was got an SNL.
54:44
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see it, but I'm sure she was great.
54:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
54:46
SPEAKER_07: I didn't see it either.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see it, but I'm sure she was wonderful.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: She was okay.
54:50
SPEAKER_04: She was okay.
54:51
SPEAKER_02: She's fine.
54:52
SPEAKER_02: She's fine.
54:52
SPEAKER_02: I like her enough.
54:54
SPEAKER_02: I like her.
54:54
SPEAKER_02: I like her.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: I like her.
54:56
SPEAKER_02: I like her.
54:56
SPEAKER_02: I like too much.
54:58
SPEAKER_02: We're all in agreement.
54:58
SPEAKER_02: We like her.
54:59
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that was your own thing.
55:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: You?
55:03
SPEAKER_08: Um I finished my massage class.
55:06
SPEAKER_08: Oh, you were me and Massuse?
55:08
SPEAKER_08: No, I just took like a like a five-week massage training class.
55:12
SPEAKER_08: It's not not accredited in any way.
55:13
SPEAKER_08: Oh, that's just like you're just sharpen your skills.
55:16
SPEAKER_08: Just to learn.
55:17
SPEAKER_08: Um learn a rub down.
55:19
SPEAKER_08: Uh yeah.
55:20
SPEAKER_08: Um no, I took it.
55:21
SPEAKER_08: Do you guys know MMX?
55:22
SPEAKER_08: It's like a Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:23
SPEAKER_08: That's a very Fire Island.
55:24
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
55:25
SPEAKER_08: That's where I that's my was my first MMX experience was on Fire Island.
55:28
SPEAKER_08: Okay, there we go.
55:29
SPEAKER_07: So you so you learned how to like like like pressure points or like like general technique or the general zones of the body.
55:36
SPEAKER_08: Yes.
55:37
SPEAKER_08: And did you like it?
55:38
SPEAKER_08: It was great.
55:38
SPEAKER_08: I loved it.
55:39
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
55:39
SPEAKER_08: It's so cool.
55:40
SPEAKER_07: And so are you good at it?
55:40
SPEAKER_07: Are you good at massages?
55:41
SPEAKER_08: That's what everybody in class told me.
55:43
SPEAKER_08: Well, I'm sure look at those big hands.
55:44
SPEAKER_02: We've talked about your big hands.
55:47
SPEAKER_02: What was graduation like?
55:48
unknown: Yeah.
55:49
SPEAKER_08: We walked over a bridge.
55:50
SPEAKER_08: Oh, nice.
55:51
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
55:51
SPEAKER_08: No, so we had a wiggle?
55:53
SPEAKER_08: We had a 60-minute, yeah, it was wiggled a lot.
55:55
SPEAKER_08: No, we had a 60-minute massage trade with like one person.
55:58
SPEAKER_08: So it's like you did 60 minutes with one and then you swap.
56:00
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
56:01
SPEAKER_08: Um, and I got this like big muscle guy.
56:05
SPEAKER_08: And I was like, uh, I was a little intimidated because I was like, a lot of the guys in the class were like very well built.
56:12
SPEAKER_08: Really.
56:13
SPEAKER_08: Was it mostly gays?
56:14
SPEAKER_08: It was all gay.
56:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
56:15
SPEAKER_08: It was all gays.
56:15
SPEAKER_08: Um yeah.
56:17
SPEAKER_08: Um most of the time.
56:19
SPEAKER_02: Most of the time.
56:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, that's okay.
56:21
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
56:21
SPEAKER_02: This is a weekend.
56:23
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, totally.
56:24
SPEAKER_08: It was like sensual.
56:25
SPEAKER_06: Sensual.
56:26
SPEAKER_06: But it was, but you know, I'm trying to be on the fine wall.
56:28
SPEAKER_06: But there's a separate element of it.
56:29
SPEAKER_08: There's a separate class like specifically for sensual massage.
56:32
SPEAKER_08: So this was just like the basics.
56:34
SPEAKER_08: Like the instructor was like, listen, we're not gonna do anything, nothing's going in, anything.
56:37
SPEAKER_06: This was intro to not sensual.
56:38
SPEAKER_06: Basically, not sensual, not sensual.
56:40
SPEAKER_02: Um, but dicks out.
56:41
SPEAKER_08: But dicks out.
56:42
SPEAKER_08: Oh my god.
56:42
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, okay.
56:43
SPEAKER_08: And so any quarter chubs?
56:45
SPEAKER_08: Oh, full chubs.
56:46
SPEAKER_08: Really?
56:47
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:47
SPEAKER_08: Full chubs.
56:49
SPEAKER_02: Is it one of those things where it's like if you're getting massage and you're not chubby, it means the massage is bad?
56:53
SPEAKER_08: No, not at all.
56:54
SPEAKER_08: Not at all.
56:55
SPEAKER_08: Um I think I feel like is that the metric?
56:57
SPEAKER_02: Is that like no?
56:58
SPEAKER_07: I'm the instructor.
57:00
SPEAKER_07: Have you guys ever had like are you are you guys getting sensual massages ever?
57:03
SPEAKER_07: No.
57:04
SPEAKER_07: Like you are.
57:04
SPEAKER_07: Okay, well some yeah.
57:05
SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's harder all the time?
57:07
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
57:08
SPEAKER_02: Maybe right now.
57:11
SPEAKER_07: I know I have someone.
57:13
SPEAKER_07: You have somebody my that my boyfriend introduced me to who gives whenever he comes into town, okay.
57:18
SPEAKER_07: It's a personal.
57:19
SPEAKER_07: It's a personal.
57:21
SPEAKER_07: And he is, it is like, it is the most unbelievable experience.
57:25
SPEAKER_07: Like the greatest orgasm.
57:27
SPEAKER_08: It's like it's because what's the one thing that's not getting massaged when you're getting a massage?
57:31
SPEAKER_08: You're dick.
57:32
SPEAKER_08: So it's like just include it, and it's the that's the full.
57:36
SPEAKER_08: Exactly.
57:37
SPEAKER_07: And it's like, and it's like sustaining the whole time.
57:39
SPEAKER_07: Like if you go for an hour, it's the building to the release.
57:44
SPEAKER_07: It's really well, yeah.
57:45
SPEAKER_07: I highly recommend contact information.
57:46
SPEAKER_07: It is an unbelievable.
57:48
SPEAKER_07: I I leave and it's like my whole my whole being is open.
57:50
SPEAKER_07: I feel like as is your whole I know.
57:53
SPEAKER_07: I'm like, something's open.
57:56
SPEAKER_07: It's perfect.
57:57
SPEAKER_07: I feel like it's I do, I know.
57:59
SPEAKER_07: Y'all are telling me.
58:00
SPEAKER_07: Have you ever experienced it?
58:01
SPEAKER_07: No, not you should.
58:02
SPEAKER_07: Kill one on Fire Island.
58:04
SPEAKER_02: I definitely I'd never gone to MMX MMX.
58:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I definitely like want to.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm a Steam Room that type of guy.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, I don't even go to the show.
58:12
SPEAKER_02: Singers opened up their sauna.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh Singers has a sauna?
58:15
SPEAKER_02: I forgot what they do.
58:16
SPEAKER_02: That is breaking.
58:17
SPEAKER_02: That is this we can get.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: The rainbow alert, the color school at lay.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: Through the vending machine.
58:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like what exactly?
58:25
SPEAKER_02: Where would it go?
58:26
SPEAKER_08: I don't even know where it is.
58:29
SPEAKER_08: It's in one of the it's in one of like the buildings.
58:32
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
58:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
58:32
SPEAKER_08: Um I think you have to get through from the backyard.
58:34
SPEAKER_02: Is there a change of clothes?
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Like, what do you do?
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Like, I think you have to bring uh towel.
58:41
SPEAKER_08: Isn't it?
58:41
SPEAKER_04: It's hard.
58:42
SPEAKER_04: Let's talk up the bar even more.
58:44
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
58:44
SPEAKER_08: And they're not getting it very much.
58:46
SPEAKER_08: I want to check it out, but I'm also I'm like, this feels like force.
58:50
SPEAKER_07: It's I don't need I don't know if I need a sauna at my like watering hole.
58:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
58:54
SPEAKER_07: I was gonna say like at the bar.
58:55
SPEAKER_07: It's horny, but like I don't know.
58:57
SPEAKER_07: But I don't know if it's supposed to be a big thing.
58:58
SPEAKER_07: I don't need like a makeshift sauna.
58:59
SPEAKER_06: Is that probably the truth it's supposed to be horny?
59:02
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
59:03
SPEAKER_06: Which is like, shut the fuck up.
59:04
SPEAKER_08: You have to be a good thing.
59:05
SPEAKER_08: Well, because it's like I can only imagine that like your friend like Jessica is gonna be like, I'm coming in too, guys.
59:10
SPEAKER_08: And she's like drunk with like you know that definitely feels like things like that could happen.
59:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
59:14
SPEAKER_08: And it's a queer space, so it's like, come on in, Jessica.
59:17
SPEAKER_02: We have to be inclusive.
59:18
SPEAKER_02: Come on in, Jess.
59:20
SPEAKER_08: Exactly.
59:20
SPEAKER_08: That is so bizarre.
59:21
SPEAKER_06: That is side eye to me, but sure.
59:24
SPEAKER_08: We gotta be careful.
59:24
SPEAKER_08: We've already badmouthed singers on show.
59:26
SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah, yeah.
59:26
SPEAKER_08: I need to chill on that too.
59:27
SPEAKER_07: I was badmounting them earlier.
59:28
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
59:29
SPEAKER_07: Take this out.
59:30
SPEAKER_07: Let's cut this.
59:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
59:32
SPEAKER_06: You're not afraid.
59:32
SPEAKER_06: I'm not afraid.
59:34
SPEAKER_06: I also like it.
59:34
SPEAKER_06: It's fine.
59:35
SPEAKER_06: No, I love that.
59:35
SPEAKER_06: I love it.
59:36
SPEAKER_06: A little hyped up.
59:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a little hyped up.
59:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: What I would give for a Singers in the Bronx.
59:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, that would be amazing.
59:42
SPEAKER_02: Let's get Singers in the Bronx.
59:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: Franchise.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: Franchise.
59:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:45
SPEAKER_02: Take it up, and we'll take a sauna too.
59:47
SPEAKER_07: The thing is, though, it's like everyone's always talking shit about their gay bar.
59:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
59:51
SPEAKER_07: Like they have one.
59:52
SPEAKER_07: True, true, true, true.
59:53
SPEAKER_07: That's true.
59:55
SPEAKER_02: No, no, not at all.
59:58
SPEAKER_07: Not near Yankee Stadium.
59:59
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: What's that?
1:00:00
SPEAKER_07: What stop are you?
1:00:01
SPEAKER_02: Uh 149th Grand Concourse.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_02: We should open the high heel.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_02: There is literally there is so much opportunity.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_06: I put a hard hat on top of this hat.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_02: The high deal high heel.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_06: Could be a gay bar.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_08: Could be anything.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_08: I could see that.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: Wait, now I really want to get a massage.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_08: Well, it's available.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_08: The services are available.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_02: Not mine, but wait, did you not did you not graduate?
1:00:32
SPEAKER_02: Did you not pass?
1:00:33
SPEAKER_08: Well, it's just there's I'd pass.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_08: There's no pass or fail.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_08: It just it's also like I'm not accredited in any way.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_08: It's just like I'm now I'm just like slightly better at being into massage.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_08: You know what I mean?
1:00:44
SPEAKER_08: You have a skill.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_08: You got a skill, and that's huge in this time.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_04: That's awesome.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_07: Many people can say that.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_08: I love learning, you know, especially when it's naked man.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_08: Anyway, um, shall we play a round of label whores?
1:00:58
SPEAKER_08: I love games.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_08: So this I'm like this game, label whores, uh, it is uh involves paddles and and markers, okay, wherein we take a person place thing or idea and assign it a letter from the LGBTQIA plus spectrum.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_08: Okay, if it doesn't already have one.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_08: Okay, and then we reveal our feelings about it.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_08: So for instance, in the past we've said Twizzlers are bi, Twizzlers pull, and people are trans, jet skis are lesbian.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_08: Of course.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_08: Um and on and on and on.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_08: Okay, great.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_08: I love this.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_08: So we can either kick it off with a suggestion from us, or if there's anything on your minds.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_08: I have one.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_02: Q I A.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_06: Q I L G B T Q I A.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I make a Chi Chi.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_06: I really need to like stop.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'm gonna go.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_06: Okay, what is it?
1:01:46
SPEAKER_06: I'll go first.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so my um my item to like kick us off is Tupperware.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_02: Any specific kind or just in general?
1:01:58
SPEAKER_07: Just in like in in general, like a Tupperware set.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_02: A Tupperware set, a set, okay.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_07: Tupperware set.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_08: Okay, everybody got it?
1:02:10
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_08: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_08: B.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_02: We're all so different.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_02: I said A.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_02: Q.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_02: And I said G.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_09: Diversity!
1:02:22
SPEAKER_02: Diversity of opinion.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_07: So I like, are we talking are we explaining why we should have?
1:02:27
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, sure.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_07: We have to, yeah.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_07: So okay, when I thought about this idea, I was like, okay, Tupperware, setup Tupperware is like very gay.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_07: Like that was my what my first thought.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_07: Right.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_07: There's something very gay about it.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_07: But then I I thought about it more and I was like Tupperware, I think about like people meal planning.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_07: Meal prep.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_07: Meal prep prep.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_07: And there's something that's straight.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_07: So straight about that.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_07: But then I thought about it further, and it goes sort of ping-pongs back and forth.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_07: Meal prep also like kind of lends itself to disordered eating, which of course we all know it's very gay.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_07: Which we buy again.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_07: It's straight.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_07: It's gay.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_07: But then it's like, I think about like a sad man on his lunch hour taking out his like Tupperware of like rice and like ground chicken.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_07: And it's like, ugh.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_07: So it really could be, I really think it's both.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_07: I think it's actually buy.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_08: It's so an incredible argument.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_06: That is such a strong argument.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_06: And it's so funny because.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_06: And thank you for kind of blowing the whistle on a little uh eating disorder.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_06: And also, also it is, it is.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_06: I support it.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_06: I support disorder eating if you need to.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_06: But just to be there.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_07: It kind of bounces.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_07: And then also Tupperware was like women in like the of course 60s, 70s, they were like selling it.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_07: They'd have Tupperware parties.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_07: So they, you know, it was kind of like girl boss moment for women.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_07: So that was like, oh, that's like kind of cool.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_07: That's straight.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_07: That is straight.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_02: So that's so funny because I think I I had the same sort of journey in terms of dropping from like the Tupperware parties of the 50s, 60s.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_02: Into then, like, you know, uh men and incels eating their chicken breasts, you know, at their desk.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, it's so, it's so both in neither at the same time that it like it it defies category.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_02: And not a thing Ace is it's its own category, but it is for everyone, and also it's so there's nothing to me like sensual or sexual about Tupperware.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: It's a lid, it's all utility, it's all right, it's function.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing beautiful about the form.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm not like there's nothing that I am like am like sexually not half trip for Tupperware.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_09: Exactly.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_02: So I for that I think it I think it's A's.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_02: I think it's and I and I love it, and I use it all the time.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_02: We need it.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_06: I love it.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_06: I wish I could change my answer because I you're really selling me on the A.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_06: It does feel very A.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_06: It feels very good.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_06: I said Q because to me it's like so A that like it becomes queer in a way because it's like Tupperware night, like wraps around.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_06: And you know that they probably shit at those Tupperware parties.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_06: It's a little crunchy in a way.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_06: Like original crunch, like Tupperware, Tupperware parties were like stupid and maybe a little like gay in a pejorative way.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_06: Totally.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_06: Which we say on the spot.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_06: So I said Q, but I think it's A, maybe.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_08: But also B was a good argument.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_08: B is a really good argument.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_08: So I approached it from a slightly different angle.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_08: Because I was thinking of like all of like the off-brand Tupperware that's like shoved in the back of like your lower kitchen cabinet.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_08: They're stacked, they're they're empty, they're just kind of back there in a seedy, dark, dark room, and they just want to be filled.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_08: Totally.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_08: They just want to be filled.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_08: They have no respect.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_08: They're just there.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_08: They're just vessels.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_08: They're they're they're buckets.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_08: They want to just get filled up.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_02: And now I'm like, you're 100% right now.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_08: I'm like horny.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_08: I'm hard as a rock.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_02: I take back what I said about it being like, it's a little scary.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_08: I think it's like it's gay in the sense that it's like this guy has been in the dark room for seven hours.
1:05:59
SPEAKER_08: And he's gotta get out.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_08: Get him in the light.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, and he doesn't want to get out.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_08: And he's and that's where he belongs.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_07: And you know what's all what I'm also thinking is that no matter how many times you clean that Tupperware, it still smells like the food that was in it before.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_07: Exactly.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_07: There's always a little bit of that smell, and that's greater than that.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_07: Never gonna be a little bit more.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_07: Of you know, of life.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_06: Of like that tomato ring.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_07: Yes, that tomato ring.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_07: That tomato ring.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_02: What made you think of Tupperware?
1:06:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: Wow, brilliant.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: What a great, great topic.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_02: That was great.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_02: That was great.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_08: Oh, well, I mean, this is like a low-hanging fruit one in a com but like the like the Jedi, like as a group.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_08: Jedi, Jedi.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_08: Star Wars.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_08: So Jedi.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_08: Like their organization.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_03: The Jedi.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_06: Jedi?
1:06:48
SPEAKER_06: I forget it's about like government.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_02: See, I and did I even know that?
1:06:52
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_06: Isn't it?
1:06:54
SPEAKER_02: Where's my marking?
1:06:55
SPEAKER_08: Kinda.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, just go with your gut.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_08: Even if you have no idea.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_08: Okay, we all we're ready?
1:07:03
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_08: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_08: L.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_08: Oh.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_02: L G.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_02: G G G.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_02: G G G.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_07: I almost changed to L.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_07: You did.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_02: I think that's a really fine line.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_02: I think there's a, you know, there's a lot of similarity, although a lot of similarity.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_07: So like my understanding, the Jedi are like it's it's the soldiers, right?
1:07:22
SPEAKER_07: Like the No?
1:07:23
SPEAKER_07: Sure.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_07: It's like that was what I thought.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_08: They're the peacekeeper core of the.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_08: Well, they were in like, they're in like well, they're in beige.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_08: Okay, oh yeah, yeah.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_08: Okay, hold on.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_08: All right.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_08: Let me let me start.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_08: Let me start.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_08: So the fucking Jedi, all right?
1:07:39
SPEAKER_08: So in the original Star Wars trilogy with Obi-Wan and Luke and everything, like we there was like one Jedi, and and and we were led, we were told that it was like they're from a bygone age and they're all dead, and it's from a different era, and it's a mysterious order that we know nothing about.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_08: So flash forward 30 years and we go and see episode one.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_08: This is the first time we're seeing like the Jedi in like full swing, right?
1:07:58
SPEAKER_08: Everyone's imagination was like ruined by George being like, they're all just in beige, they're all in beige and have braids.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_02: And gay people love a uniform.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_08: Well, and so I was like, this is gay pejorative.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_08: This is like they the the Jedi are fucking gay.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_08: These guys are fucking gay.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_02: They're gay.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_08: They're gay.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it was pretty simple for me.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_06: Just gay.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_06: Just gay.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_02: And again, I didn't even know that much about it, but I think when you said Jedi, I was like, I feel like they all were the same color and they wear the same outfit and they're always together in a big group, and like and they all goon.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_06: And they're all gooning inverted.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_07: I put L because I was like, there's something that's like very like carabiner core about like.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_07: You're so right.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_07: You're so right.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_00: Carabiner core.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_07: You know what I mean?
1:08:41
SPEAKER_07: It's like they have what you need.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_07: It's like, do you have a bottle opener?
1:08:44
SPEAKER_07: Sure, I got it.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's how my keychain, like linen.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_07: Like there's something about that that ring true.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_07: Olive category.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, totally.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_07: You can read again, Drew.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_07: God damn it.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_07: This is my calling.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_06: It really is.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_06: It's all led to this.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_06: Carabiner culture.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_06: Carabiner culture.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_06: Carabiner core.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, I was gonna say something and I can't remember.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I was gonna say I wanted to get into gooning.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_06: Are you wanna get into the case?
1:09:14
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's like the very event rate is pretty low.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_02: You just start gooning.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_02: You just start gooning.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_08: You start acting like a fucking idiot.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_08: Part of gooning is just pretending.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_08: And you're really big into pretending.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_07: So pretending that you're like a big, sloppy, like jerking off idiot.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like so it's just edging for hours and hours until your eyes start to get weird.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's kind of well, this is the thing, though.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_08: There's a community aspect there.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_08: Part of it is it's pure performance where it's like, I'm so goon.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_06: I hate that.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_08: But part of it also is like if you have been edging for fucking four hours, and like you're gonna be a little goons.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna be a little goons.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna be gooned out.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_08: But also, like, isn't it?
1:09:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I want real gooning out.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_07: That's the thing with like we sustained.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_07: Like, aren't you hurting like to like jerk off for that long?
1:09:53
SPEAKER_07: Like, don't you get to a point where you're like chafing or like physical?
1:09:57
SPEAKER_07: I guess it depends on how you jerk.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:10:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, what hand and where and like I feel like well, doesn't want to edge too much that it got you kind of like.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's I feel like it's like you're in and you're out.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like sometimes you're like wheeling, you jerk, you take breaks, you're like sort of like, yeah, sometimes you're watching the other, but you're like, okay, so Guner, Gruner, Gruner.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_02: Are you Guner or Kruner?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_02: Kruner recited.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_02: New segment.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_02: Gooner.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_08: Sometimes you can edge for too long.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_08: You're like, I'm done.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, it's like time to wrap it up.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_02: It's time to wrap it up.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_06: Go past the yeah, if you go past it, your dick gets angry.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's like stop.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_02: But I do think there is something really, I don't know, uh collegial about a group of you know of like-minded folks.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_07: Individuals coming together, similar ideas.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_07: To protect the galaxy.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, to jerk off.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, to jerk off and protect the galaxy at the same time.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_06: I'm into real gooning.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna try that.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_06: I hooked up with someone in Rhode Island and like I just wasn't feeling it, so I wasn't fully hard.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_06: And they he was just like pretending I was hard and fucking me, basically raping me.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_06: Because I was just like, I'm not fully hard.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_06: He's like, You're totally hard.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_06: Slamming into me, and I'm like, I'm a pleaser, so I can tell you're faking it because I know I'm not fully hard, and I'm just like, this is never gonna go anywhere.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_06: Because like you're faking it.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's how that do you think he was like, was his faking coming from a place of insecurity because you were in the house?
1:11:16
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_06: I think I think I said that to you, and he seemed very like affected by like me not being fully hard because of him.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_06: I just wasn't into it.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_07: And that happens, and it happened, and he was kind of denying it because he was into it.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_06: He was denying it.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_08: I'm like, okay, sure.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_08: I can't think of anything that I would be like less bothered by than someone not being hard.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_02: It'd be like him not being hard, like, okay.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean I was all the time.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_02: That literally is like a part of the core, right?
1:11:41
SPEAKER_02: He was the top.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_02: I was the top.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you were the top.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, uh, he was fucking me, he was backing up into oh, so he was trying to get linguini.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he's fucking you.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_07: His whole was fucking.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_07: Okay, that is different.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, you're faking the pleasure.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_02: That's just weird.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_02: But I still think that's a good thing.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_02: That's him really okay.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_02: That's that's him really.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_02: That's deep insecurity.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_02: If he's like, we're gonna keep, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna rail this happen child.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, leave.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_08: Like if that's happening, it's always just not happening on the channel.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_03: Just take a break and like chit-chat and like get back into it.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_08: Like you can get hard again.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_02: It's not like it's it's possible.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_08: Sometimes the only way out isn't through.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_08: You know what I mean?
1:12:21
SPEAKER_08: It's like you can stop.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_08: Sometimes you gotta stop.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_02: God, I am now, I have to say, I am now imagining you topping as Mary J.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_02: Blind.
1:12:29
unknown: Yeah.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_02: And being like, it's not happening.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_02: It's not happening.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_02: It's not happening.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_02: It's not happening.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_02: In this dancery.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_06: It's not happening.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm a Dom pleaser, which means I can go sub.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, interesting.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_06: That is really Dom pleaser.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_06: Dom pleaser.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_06: I don't think I've ever like is it like a I get off on like making you feel good.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_06: So can you be?
1:12:48
SPEAKER_06: That means I'm like facing on crying.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_06: Really?
1:12:51
SPEAKER_02: I like I care about me feeling good.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_02: You're a sub pleasy.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like please, yeah.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_02: But I'll be sub- Yeah, actually, actually, yeah.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_02: I think it's like sub pleasy.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like please me.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_02: But I also, you know, if the if I have dumb moments, but I think I'm more of a sub pleasy.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_02: Sub pleasy for you.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_08: I'm uh I'm uh I'm a dom pleaser, but I'm more it really honestly depends on the vibe because it's like if the vibe is like you want me to dom you, down.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_08: The vibe is like you need me to submit, I'm down.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_08: That's how I am or universe in that way.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_08: Absolutely.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_08: It's they call that they call that switch.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_08: Well, it's like I'm I'm like top, I'm a top and it's like in the Dom sub, in the DS spectrum, I'm I'm a I'm I'm switchy.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_08: Good to know.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, yeah.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_08: Got it.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_08: Like for what?
1:13:35
SPEAKER_08: Good to know.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_08: Good to know.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_08: Good to know, honey.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_08: When for Christmas.
1:13:39
SPEAKER_08: It's good.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_08: It was really good.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_08: For giving season.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_08: Um what else do we have any other what other topics do we need we need to apply labels to?
1:13:47
SPEAKER_08: We did Tupperware, we did the Jedi.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_06: Cheesy bread, because we talked dominoes?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I would do cheesy bread.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_08: Cheesy bread?
1:13:55
SPEAKER_02: This might be hard.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_02: Cheesy bread.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_02: Cheesy bread.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_02: This is harder than I think.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, and then I'm gonna come over.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_02: So stupid.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_02: Go with your guy, go with your guide.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_07: Go with your guide.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_07: Don't know everything.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_08: Okay, ready?
1:14:14
SPEAKER_08: Alright, three, two, one, reveal.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_08: L.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_08: L.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_08: I went I.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_08: Oh, the plus.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_02: I forgot the plus even.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: Cheesy red isn't trans.
1:14:24
unknown: I thought.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_02: No, I really thought.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_02: I was minus.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_02: That, okay.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_02: I almost did intersection.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_02: I almost said, okay, it's a intersection.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_02: That makes sense.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_02: Intersectional.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_02: Better intersectional.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_02: Plus.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_08: So I did plus because I'm like no, no, I think it's like NATO.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_08: It's native to my stomach.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_08: No, cheesy bread is like, ooh, we goey, cheesy.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_08: It's like fucking kinky bizarro.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_08: Like, it's like too much.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_08: It's like, can you it's like baby diapy play.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_08: It's like it's fucking baby diapey.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_08: Fucking deep kink messed up.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_08: Wow, okay.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_08: I'm like, this is gross.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just dominoes, huh?
1:15:08
SPEAKER_02: No, I feel you.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_02: That is so that is fair.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_02: I that is that is true.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_02: You bite into it.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess that's where I not in a different way.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_02: It's like, okay, it's got this like hard, crusty, kind of like dick like you know, outside, right?
1:15:21
SPEAKER_02: And then you bite into it and it's a gooey and womb-like and chewy and whatnot.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_02: And it sort of contains, you know, uh it's a mash-up.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: It's a mashup of different uh anatomy.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: Anatomy of you know of different genders, and sort of a mishmash of it all.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: So it's sort of it falls in between, betwixt in between.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_02: I get that in a way, yeah, in a delicious and gorgeous way.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_02: So I went with with I.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_02: I think I get I could I buy that, yeah.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_06: I was gonna say I.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_06: But then you got scared, but you were afraid.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_06: You were like, I don't want to keep it trans.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_07: You got trans.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_07: You're looking at all the headlines, Ang thinks cheesy bread is trans.
1:16:00
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, Dave Chappelle's.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_02: And everyone's like, what?
1:16:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, what?
1:16:05
SPEAKER_07: Could that possibly mean?
1:16:07
SPEAKER_07: What does that mean?
1:16:08
SPEAKER_07: You have you have gone over the line.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_07: Absolutely.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_07: You finally went over the line.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_07: Arrest her.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_06: Get her.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_06: Get her, Jay.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_06: Get her.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_06: It's a little bye for me.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's both.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_06: I guess movie night in, like.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
1:16:26
SPEAKER_06: So by the way.
1:16:26
SPEAKER_06: It is moving in.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_06: But also, like, I put L.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_06: So by.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_06: I put L.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_06: Lesbians.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_06: I'm obsessed with L.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_06: I am.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_06: You're right, kinda.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_07: Because L, like, okay.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_07: When I think of cheesy bread, I'm sort of like, it's sort of like you're I I imagine like a group of lesbians being like, all right, like, we're gonna make get the deal.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_07: If we order six pies, if we throw the cheesy bread in for free, actually makes sense.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_07: We're gonna add to the channel.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_07: Gino, I know you like it.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_07: We're gonna eat it.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_07: We're gonna eat it.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be eaten.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_07: And we're specifically talking about I don't know, but cheesy bread.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, cheesy bread.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_07: We didn't say pacage.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_07: No, no.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_07: That's like Pakage is gay.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_07: That's gay.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_07: Pakash is gay.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_07: There's something cheesy bread.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_07: Cheesy bread is lesbian too.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_07: Pakage.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_07: I love us like short.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_02: That's why I love you about the word gay guys to be like lesbians don't like this.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: That's what's gonna get us in the end.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, lesbians.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_02: That's what's gonna sometimes they do.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes they do.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_07: And sometimes gay guys talk like gay guys.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_02: We've done multiple times.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_06: What kind of stereotypical gay do you guys think you are?
1:17:27
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_06: If you had a choose.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_06: Stereotypical gay?
1:17:30
SPEAKER_02: I wish I could have a list because it's like our I would say like, I don't know.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_02: Like I would like to okay.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_02: Like oh no, you go.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_02: No, no, you go.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, you go.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hear what you say first.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_07: Like, I don't know, like a typical, like, Jewish gay guy who like, you know, has like I don't want to say mommy issues, but like, maybe, maybe.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_07: And that's okay.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_07: Is that a type though?
1:17:55
SPEAKER_07: Like, I don't think it is.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_07: Like a you know what I mean, a Jewish gay guy in New York.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Jewish gay.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like everyone dark, and then to you're giving that boots.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're giving that boots down.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_03: I think that's what about you?
1:18:08
SPEAKER_02: I like there's like I have a theater gay, which is so embarrassing and so embarrassing.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_02: I love that figure though.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is embarrassing.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_02: It's gotta be true.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_08: I mean, it's it's it's a it's a grand tradition, yeah.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_08: But it is embarrassing in time.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_02: It is embarrassing, it's a hundred percent.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_02: It's it's sort of the Disney.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_02: It's like, it's like I'm one of those, but not like that.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm a different type.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_02: But then also, like, in this is like like real like I like uh the uh darkroom uh hookup, like uh Fire Island, that type of you know, anonymous like are you into that?
1:18:36
SPEAKER_02: Circuity kind of I love circuit.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_02: I love I love a you know rub and tug and uh Oh, you are circuit party a little bit, a little bit, which is again embarrassing and terrible and bad and bad, no, it's not, but can be fun.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it's and it's part of it's part of culture.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, part of culture.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_07: Part of why we we do what we do.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_02: Part of why we do what we do.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_02: So I yeah, I I think those two.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_02: What are you?
1:18:56
SPEAKER_06: I love I think I'm like played with dolls.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh, like to see one like Femi Femi Fagoot.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, fagoti.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_08: I don't know what I don't know what my stereotype would be.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_08: It's a little bit of that, but it's also a little bit like a we all do.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, we all do.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_08: We're gay.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_08: I mean, come on.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_08: Uh like nerd gay?
1:19:17
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, sure.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, nerd who's gay.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_02: You also have like a little, like a like a bush, a little like like cool like Bushwicky.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_02: You're like Billy Eileen.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_03: My big shirt, yeah.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_03: He actually was naturally hipster.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: You're actually like a nerd.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm fucking.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm jealous of that.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_02: I always have like a stereotype.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_08: Is that a stereotype?
1:19:38
SPEAKER_08: Like I'm alt, like crunchy?
1:19:40
SPEAKER_08: Crunchy.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_08: I'm definitely crunchy.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_08: I'm definitely crunchy, yeah.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_08: I'm definitely crunchy.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not crunchy, I'm preppy.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_08: A little stinky, a little granola.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm like OCD.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_02: You know, like that's my stereotype.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_02: The opposite of crunch.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh gosh, and we're all sitting on this cunty couch together.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but that's the other thing where it's like ultimately like I go it goes back to like if if this is what what I helped create, then I'm fucking gay.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_08: I'm fucking faggot faggot gay.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_08: Faggy like that.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_06: He's more similar to me than many know.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_02: I was going for a hug, but that's why you're so close.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_02: And that's why you're gonna get a huge 110% photo of Gina.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, this is the scale of her face that I knew about it.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_08: On your stuff.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_02: It's Quosette.
1:20:23
unknown: It's Quet.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_08: Because I learned about it.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_08: I learned.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_08: Talk to that.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_08: Talk to that.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_08: Um, should we take another mini break and then come back for counter punt and and and and then be done?
1:20:32
SPEAKER_08: Be right back.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
1:20:40
unknown: Okay.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_08: Jesus Christ, okay.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_09: Yes.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_08: Like, they're fucking dumb, all right?
1:20:46
SPEAKER_08: No, like we're we're stupid as hell.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_08: We're fucking idiots.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_08: No one's dumber than Gina.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_08: Me do.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_08: True or false?
1:20:53
SPEAKER_08: True.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_08: Um, I have I have one to start off with for counterpun.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_08: Um uh a little uh angel statue that's peeing.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_08: What?
1:21:03
SPEAKER_08: Like a little fountain.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_08: Like a little fountain, but the water's coming out of his pee-pee.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_08: It's cunt to me.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_08: Do those exist?
1:21:08
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_08: Are you kidding me?
1:21:09
SPEAKER_02: Very renaissance.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_06: I thought it's I don't think it's dickhole.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_06: I think it's like Oh, it's like that.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_07: It's literally out of the peepee.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_07: I literally walked by one earlier.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_07: Is it jokey?
1:21:18
SPEAKER_07: Or is it like dead series?
1:21:19
SPEAKER_08: It's like the little angel's like sitting like this, and it's like pee is.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_02: I think it's cunt.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_02: It is cunt.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_07: It's giving real cut.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_07: It's giving whimsy, it's giving, it's giving uh in your face.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_07: It's um your punt or cunt?
1:21:36
SPEAKER_07: Punt.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_07: Punt.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_07: If it's blowing out their mouth for you girls, like if it was at your house.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_07: Or their finger.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_07: I'd say awesome, but it's not.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, love the golden show.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_02: It's so jersey.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_06: I mean, that's why I'm like, I feel like you would be so in the city.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_06: It depends on like when the statue's from, to be honest.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_08: Like the the like 1500s?
1:21:52
SPEAKER_08: Hunt.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_07: 1500s, of course.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_07: They weren't going for comedy there, right?
1:21:57
SPEAKER_07: They weren't doing that.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_07: Were they doing that in in like the Renaissance?
1:21:59
SPEAKER_07: They were so cheeky back then.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_07: Wait, they were doing peeing?
1:22:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing all the things.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's very renaissance.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's very renaissance.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_06: I don't think it's peeing, Mike.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_08: I think it's like I could literally walk you to the to the house where the statue is peeing right now.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_08: Oh, interesting.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_06: I didn't realize that statue's from 2006.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_07: And that's what it's doing to me.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_07: That's content.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_06: If it was like authentic, it's Renaissance, sure.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_06: If it's in on the joke, pun.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes, yes.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_06: I looked at my list and I said hot honey counterpun.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, pun.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm a I'm not a condiments girl, though.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_02: Hot honey, like you know what's on everything?
1:22:38
SPEAKER_02: I think it's really, really good, but it's a little punchy and then it's so like on trend.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_06: Everything's like super with hot honey too.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know what you mean.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_06: But I just like it.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_06: So it's cunky.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, okay.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:22:51
SPEAKER_06: Hot honey.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_06: That's like so embarrassing to write down.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_06: Look at Liz.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_06: I have honey.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_07: Oh, you have one?
1:22:55
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_07: I have one.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:22:57
SPEAKER_07: Um douching before dinner.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_07: Punt.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_07: Punt.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_07: You're doing it after.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_07: Wait, wait.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_07: This is just like a great conversation.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_07: Like, yeah, wait, I have a question.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_07: What did you think?
1:23:12
SPEAKER_07: I think kinds are a pun.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_07: I think it's it is pun.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_07: I think it's kind.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_07: It doesn't make sense like in the in the logistics of your night.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_07: But I want to hear this is like an important question.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_07: So you're like going out with your girls and you like, maybe you want to fuck like later on in the night, but like who knows where the night's gonna take you.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_07: Do you like douche before you go out?
1:23:30
SPEAKER_02: Like just to kind of like fly, I think you like you clean up.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_02: You clean out you clean really well, but like to fully douche and then you're gonna go eat food.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_02: So like what if you're not coming home?
1:23:40
SPEAKER_02: Like well then I think you got I mean, that is that what fleets are for?
1:23:43
SPEAKER_02: You you you you use CVS, you know.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_07: Right, but it's like let's just say you don't you don't know if you're gonna be going home.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_02: If you're gonna be going home at a time.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_07: Right.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_06: What about a first pass?
1:23:50
SPEAKER_06: And then maybe you like do once over.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a once over.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_06: A first pass and a once over.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_08: Going out with you know, with the hopes of getting fucked, yeah, then uh douching probably is a good idea.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_08: Right, but it's like for not.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_08: But it's but you're gonna have to do it again.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_02: Double check.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have to, you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to look back then.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have to double check.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have to circle back and double check.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Which is fine.
1:24:11
SPEAKER_08: Maybe you maybe you don't, but I know people that don't.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm a living, breathing.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_02: I know you're not.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_02: Of course I'm looking back, but I just want to get I I'm interested to see people's No, I do think that's something that we don't take we as a community, we don't talk about enough in terms of the step-by-step logistics, especially if you're like not to bring it back.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_02: If you're traveling to go somewhere and you're and you're it takes time.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of yeah, you have to.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_08: But again, another thing where it's like I couldn't imagine being uh pissed off about somebody losing their erection.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_08: I have no qualms with you taking as much time as you need to in the back room.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_08: What if you're coming over to give me the gift of your role?
1:24:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh, it kind of sucks though when you're doing it there.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_02: There is like that's like the vibe killer.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_02: It's a little bit of vibe killer.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_02: There sort of show up prepared if you can.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_02: You don't know what's going on.
1:24:59
SPEAKER_04: It's like it's like put the water on.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_04: You wanna hit you want me to you wanna hear me fart out water for a living?
1:25:08
SPEAKER_04: I do.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_07: No, it's like it becomes your living.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_07: Like your living.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I get like and then you wanna you want it to go.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_02: I get I get I get the logistical side of it where it's a little bit does, but it's like it's it's it's a punt emotionally, but sometimes you need to do it.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_06: I think it's cunt.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_08: Douching before?
1:25:26
SPEAKER_06: Douching before, because I mean I know people it works for.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_06: I just would, I would, I you I'm like, you're gonna do it again.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_06: It's like a waste of the it's a waste of your time.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_06: It's a waste of time.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_06: My ex, I will say, was an incredible bottom in that he was really ready often.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_06: Some people are just some people are bells down.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_02: You can't.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_02: And some people are not.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_02: And some people say all the time in the world.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_02: Some people are.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_02: Everybody's different.
1:25:54
SPEAKER_02: It takes all kinds to build a gay bar in the Bronx.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:25:58
SPEAKER_02: That's oh my god.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_06: That's not the high heel.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_02: That's what we need.
1:26:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, that's a really good idea.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_02: Wait, okay, like Prince Albert's.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_02: I recently came across you did.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_02: I've sucked it across in the world.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in the world.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_02: I never bought it.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_07: It's personally hugely punt, unfortunately.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:26:17
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_02: I like For sucking, it was kind, but I couldn't imagine.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_02: It's I know.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_02: I actually have bad teeth, so I don't know.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_07: I like I it's like in this kind of thing where it's like in theory, it's hot, right?
1:26:30
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_07: To think about someone's dick being pierced, it's sort of like it is sexy.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_06: With the pass ring.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_07: But the feeling of it, like I I think about piercing my own dick and it makes me want to actually curl over and die.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_07: So it's like it's conflicting feelings, but ultimately it's a punt because I think I don't think I'd be able to get beyond my own discomfort while giving head or beyond.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_06: I looked up with you and did it himself.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_06: He did it himself?
1:26:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a gothic guy.
1:26:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this ah, you see?
1:26:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_02: So I think of it, it's one of those things where it's like, I agree with Drew where it's like it's it's in theory, it's like kind of hot, but then it's also like like a gauge is also like to me, or like that's a punt.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it's sort of a it's in that territory.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_07: Totally.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_06: I like a small gauge, but like I would never want one, actually.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's not for me.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_07: It's not for me.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_02: It's like having seen it like recently, and like I'm like, oh, like for yeah, I was like, oh, this is fun.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_02: It's like it's so fun to have something to play with with your you know, map or you know something new.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but then I was like, if like if we were to have sex and if I were to buy, like, how would this even be?
1:27:32
SPEAKER_07: You take it out, right?
1:27:32
SPEAKER_07: Or do you know you don't?
1:27:34
SPEAKER_02: He didn't.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_02: He didn't okay.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_06: Well, there you go.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_06: It's in me now.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_06: I took it out.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_06: I took it out.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_06: It pops out right here.
1:27:41
SPEAKER_02: You're like, yeah, stitch.
1:27:44
SPEAKER_02: I've got it right here.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_02: That's my toe ring.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_02: So I yeah, I just it's like it's wild.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm a low pain tolerance.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_06: I'm into body mod, I've sounded before.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_06: I mean, you've sounded?
1:27:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, is that gross?
1:27:56
SPEAKER_08: No, but that is my personal nightmare.
1:27:59
SPEAKER_05: Crazy.
1:27:59
SPEAKER_05: This Beautiful girl.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_05: Puts things in a boo.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_02: She feels like, oh my god.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_02: I am just on fire just thinking about that.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_02: But I'm also euphoric.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm like really impressed.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:28:11
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I get it.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_08: I respect it, but I would never.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I'm I've I have what it takes.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_02: I just don't know.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_07: I don't.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_07: I know that I don't.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_06: It gives most people the shivers.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, I'm not sure.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_06: Shivers.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_06: I have the shivers.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_06: I'll try anything thrice.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_06: You know?
1:28:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I kind of want to get my nipples pierced, but I'm like, that feels like I don't.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_08: But the thing about nipples, I feel like I hear mixed reports where it's either it makes them more sensitive or less sensitive.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_08: Less.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_08: And I wouldn't have to do it.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_07: And it's like my here's the thing.
1:28:37
SPEAKER_07: My nipples like aren't that sensitive.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_07: See, people are like, uh, like when people are like peer like pinch my nipples like when they're getting fucked or something.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_07: I'm kind of like, I don't care.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_07: We're talking about it.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_08: Talking about edging, talk about edging gooning.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_08: I used to be hands-off nipples.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_08: I was like, if you touch these nipples, it's over.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_02: It's over.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_02: It's immediately over.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_08: But now you're starting to.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_08: I'm fully into it.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_08: You're into it.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_08: Wow.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_08: I used to not like it.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_08: I used to not like it.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_06: It was not over here.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_06: I always say on the pod.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_06: Everyone is everything that they're afraid of.
1:29:05
SPEAKER_06: Ultimately.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_02: Ultimately, ultimately, that's what I'm saying.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_08: No, but it's always about like you're sending me like photos of like your giant belly sticking out like post drag.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_08: And I'm like, I don't want to see that.
1:29:15
SPEAKER_08: I'm not afraid of that.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_08: It's just weird.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_06: I got your nipples, too.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_06: You got big nipples?
1:29:20
SPEAKER_06: No, I'm bit I want to pierce my nipples.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_06: But aesthetically, I don't like a small nip that has a piercing because it's like that's exactly, and I think that's why I have a small nip.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_07: Well you gotta grow them if you're gonna pierce it.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_07: I have big nipples, but like I I just feel like it that the nipple will be like stretched out.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_07: And then I'm like older than like I don't know, my boyfriend's like younger than me, and I'm hanging out with like I don't want to be like the older guy with like their nipples are like so small.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_07: You know, I take my shirt off, it's like you have a chandelier earring on.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_07: My nipple's like hitting their his friends, and everyone's it sort of becomes a whole thing.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_07: I'm like leaning into people.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_02: It's like oh god, jewelry, man.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_07: I know totally.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_07: I don't need that.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_07: I have enough to you know what I mean.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_07: You have enough to worry about with the young kids already.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_07: I have enough to worry about with the young kids.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_07: I don't need to be the older guy with the fucking nipples swinging around.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_07: I don't need that.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_07: I don't need that.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_07: I just don't.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_06: I don't I like a double uh Chris, do you like two or one?
1:30:07
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh I I'm like one, I'm always like, well, where's the other?
1:30:10
SPEAKER_02: So I know that uh OCD in that way where I would have to do.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_02: I like two.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:30:15
SPEAKER_06: One feels very like girl.
1:30:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:30:17
SPEAKER_06: You know, it's dang it's a dangly earring, and I'm like, yeah, we done that.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_06: One is like blue crush, like totally.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_07: What about cartilage piercing?
1:30:24
SPEAKER_07: Do you think that's a do you think that's a cunt or a punt?
1:30:27
SPEAKER_07: I think that's a cunt.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_07: That's cunt.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_02: If it's not, then we're gonna have problems, baby.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_02: But you have it?
1:30:31
SPEAKER_02: I have it.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, I didn't even say it.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_07: You know, I you know I have it no no no, I don't think that I was gonna I'm gonna say cunt.
1:30:35
SPEAKER_07: But I had one and I took it out.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_07: You did?
1:30:37
SPEAKER_07: Well, like when I was 22.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's done because it's because it got infected.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, so I had one when I was I got one when I was 20, and it was like it got infected and was painful, fell out, and then like I was like, you know what?
1:30:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm 25 now, I'm just gonna do it.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm so good.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I think it's so cunky.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_02: It's so cute.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_02: And now it's like I don't even realize that it's I forget that it's I even have any.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_02: But I was thinking, I was like, maybe I want to get like I like the snake butt.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh, maybe I want to get another one.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_02: But I don't even have these.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_02: I've never gotten time.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_06: Do you drew like no?
1:31:08
SPEAKER_07: I just had this one that I took out.
1:31:09
SPEAKER_07: My car is a little bit more.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_06: Should I get one?
1:31:11
SPEAKER_06: Stone.
1:31:12
SPEAKER_06: You have great ears.
1:31:13
SPEAKER_06: I do?
1:31:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:31:14
SPEAKER_06: Really?
1:31:14
SPEAKER_06: Well, you really do.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_06: And ears are having a lot of time.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_06: It was like so funny in a hot way.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_06: Like one little stud.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh.
1:31:22
SPEAKER_02: Like a ears are having a moment.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_02: Challengers, it's like you know what's going on with my ears or anything.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_02: Or real diamond.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_07: Maybe Ramon.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_07: You're rich.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_02: You're rich.
1:31:31
SPEAKER_07: You're a diamond heiress.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm on a piercing thing.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what are you gonna say?
1:31:35
SPEAKER_07: No, I've been taking like I take oral monoxidal for like my hair.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_07: It makes me, my hair, my um ears so hair.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_07: Every part where I don't know.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_07: No one does this but me.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_07: No, we're taking it.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_07: I'm taking another one.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_07: I'm taking a butt.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so all three of you are all taking it.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_07: It's like you're fine.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_07: You're fine.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_07: You're fine.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_07: I'm not taking it.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_07: It makes my everything.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_07: Shoulders, ears, nose, hair, bush, crazy.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_07: Although I just crazy punches.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_08: Crazy bush.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_08: Bush crazy.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_08: Bush crazy.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_08: Bush hunt crazy.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_08: Bush on crazy.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_07: But it really works.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_08: Okay, counter punt uh shaved pubes.
1:32:09
SPEAKER_02: But it really depends on this guy, but it works.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_02: It's mostly a punt.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:32:13
SPEAKER_02: Mostly punt.
1:32:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:32:14
SPEAKER_07: But mostly punt.
1:32:15
SPEAKER_07: I love a I love a bush.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, bushes and bushes great.
1:32:19
SPEAKER_07: It's bush era up in here.
1:32:21
SPEAKER_02: It's 975.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_02: You're round.
1:32:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, two turns, and we're gonna like it again.
1:32:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_02: It is also hardware, like you're at a party or something, and you see like the like the shaves, and you're like, and sometimes it looks good because it makes your dick look bigger, and you're like, oh, but you can tell this guy is doing it because they want his dick to look bigger.
1:32:43
SPEAKER_02: It's usually very obvious.
1:32:44
SPEAKER_06: So someone shapes out their penis.
1:32:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I was like, I was like, I can see what it looks like and how big it's fine.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_07: It feels like too like sanitary.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_07: It's like it's okay to have hair.
1:32:54
SPEAKER_07: It's actually probably more sanitary.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_07: It's not 1996.
1:32:57
SPEAKER_07: Right, exactly.
1:32:57
SPEAKER_06: I did try it once.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_06: I went through like a tint of having shape hubes in like a Guida way, and I was like, it's fun, hot.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_06: No, gone.
1:33:04
SPEAKER_06: Well, wait, I got a good bush too.
1:33:06
SPEAKER_02: What about assholes?
1:33:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so do you sugar your assholes?
1:33:08
SPEAKER_02: I've been thinking I've been sugar about it.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_02: Sugar sugaring.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_02: What the hell does that mean?
1:33:12
SPEAKER_08: Like you do like a rip it off with sugar.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_08: I've never done it, but I'm like, should I do it?
1:33:17
SPEAKER_08: My my boyfriend, sorry, Michael, uh uh waxed his asshole one time because he he's very hairy down there.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:33:24
SPEAKER_08: And it looked amazing.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_08: Did it the problem is that your farts get loud.
1:33:29
unknown: Ah!
1:33:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm dying.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_08: Because your cheeks, your cheeks are clapping.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_08: Your cheeks, your cheeks are going to be knobby.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_08: It turns out the hair is doing something.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_07: I know it is absorbing the vibration.
1:33:41
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_07: And you know I love to crop ducks.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_07: He was right.
1:33:45
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:33:45
SPEAKER_07: That is so funny.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_07: They don't have to be a little bit more.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_07: I have one of the hairy ass.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_07: I'm sure he's gonna love it.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_07: I have one of the hairy customers.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_07: Show us hairy.
1:33:55
SPEAKER_07: I will.
1:33:57
SPEAKER_07: I'm having a hairy ass.
1:33:58
SPEAKER_07: But like it's got hair.
1:34:00
SPEAKER_02: It's like the hole isn't the hole itself isn't hairy.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_02: No, exactly.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_02: The hole is always fine.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, people are like, oh, it's good for a bottom.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you're just pull back those cheeks and get in there.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_02: I got a hairy crack, but the hole isn't hairy.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_02: No one's hole is hairy.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_02: No one's hole is hairy.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_02: And if your hole is hairy, that's okay too.
1:34:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's a good thing.
1:34:15
SPEAKER_02: We don't need to.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_07: I mean, of course, also if you want to, please do.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_02: I've just I've I've thought about it, but I've just never I've never done it.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_08: Because I'm like, I'm like, well, it's like I like I think it's a vibe thing where it's like in the same sense, like what kind of gay are you?
1:34:26
SPEAKER_08: It's like, are you a hair are you a full bush kind of kind of gal, or are you a hairless cat?
1:34:32
SPEAKER_08: And it's like I sometimes it's like it that is so hot for you.
1:34:36
SPEAKER_08: Like I like one of the guys in my massage class was was completely shaved, and it was like typically not something I begin to, but like on his body, he was like kind of built that had a huge ass and no pubes and no ass hair, and it was like, okay, that's hot.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_03: What is big?
1:34:51
SPEAKER_06: Like someone's hot, but if I'm rubbing stubble, I'm gonna throw off.
1:34:54
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, here's the thing.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_06: Here's the thing.
1:34:56
SPEAKER_07: You know what I mean?
1:34:57
SPEAKER_07: You want to like appreciate a body in its purest form.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_07: So if your purest form is like hairless, it's so gorgeous.
1:35:02
SPEAKER_07: I'm a hairless person.
1:35:03
SPEAKER_07: Let's fucking hair again.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_07: Let's braid that hair.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_02: If it was like you're fairly against it, and then like your ass has no hair out.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_07: That would be like, or if it was shaved and like stubbly and like stubble.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_07: If your ass has no hair, that'd be really hot.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_08: If it was if you're that hairy, but then your ass has no hair naturally, that'd be like, whoa.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_08: That'd be crazy.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_02: That'd be cra that'd be crazy.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_02: But as I like pretty hairless, I don't really like I was like But then it's like the same thing.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like if you're hairless and you have a hairy asshole, that's really hot too.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_02: I have a hairy asshole.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_02: That's so hot.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_02: Not hairy rays or burn.
1:35:34
SPEAKER_02: Hairy down there.
1:35:34
SPEAKER_02: So it's like I'm like, okay, exactly.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna like that one.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, don't don't sweat.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_07: Everyone should do whatever they want, but like it's okay.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_07: It's like hair is great.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, hair is great.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_06: I have two good contro punts really quick.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_06: Okay, do it.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no blue.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, let's do it.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_06: You can stay here for the floor.
1:35:48
SPEAKER_06: Ordering dessert at a dinner.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_06: Or dinner.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_06: Like wait, order.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_06: You're at a dinner with your friends and you order dessert.
1:35:54
SPEAKER_07: At the end of the meal?
1:35:55
SPEAKER_06: No, while everyone's getting a real meal.
1:35:57
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:35:57
SPEAKER_07: That's fucking child.
1:35:59
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:35:59
SPEAKER_02: That's a pun.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:36:00
SPEAKER_06: Ordering dessert at a dinner because like instead of entree?
1:36:04
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:36:04
SPEAKER_06: What punt?
1:36:05
SPEAKER_02: That's a six-year-old move.
1:36:06
SPEAKER_07: What?
1:36:06
SPEAKER_07: Honey, you gotta go to back to third grade.
1:36:09
SPEAKER_02: Go to legal seafood, that doesn't fly.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't fly in the food.
1:36:12
SPEAKER_08: That's an eating disorder.
1:36:13
SPEAKER_08: You can't do that.
1:36:14
SPEAKER_08: Something's going on there where it's like, are you just saying that you're kind of a good thing?
1:36:19
SPEAKER_02: I promise.
1:36:20
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen someone do that?
1:36:21
SPEAKER_02: I've never once in my entire life seen it.
1:36:23
SPEAKER_02: My friend went on a dinner.
1:36:25
SPEAKER_06: Sarah went on a dinner and someone did that.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_07: You know what's during the meal.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_07: People do it.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_06: It's very kind of like again, girl.
1:36:30
SPEAKER_07: You can't you actually can't do that.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_07: That's why I'm not.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_07: I'm calling the cops.
1:36:34
SPEAKER_07: It also sort of like it fucks with people's brain because it kind of feels like they have to rush along to like get to the dessert portion of the meal.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_02: And then are we all gonna get dessert after?
1:36:42
SPEAKER_02: Or like some of them just want to get up and do it.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_07: You know what's only worse?
1:36:44
SPEAKER_07: The only thing that's worse than someone doing that is someone who like if you're in a group of people and they don't order dinner and they start like picking at other people's.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_06: That's like cutie pills.
1:36:57
SPEAKER_07: That's like okay.
1:36:58
SPEAKER_07: Don't come to the dinner.
1:36:59
SPEAKER_07: You know, it's like that.
1:37:01
SPEAKER_07: That's like very like I'm 22.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_07: 22 and I'm doing that.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_07: That is so 22.
1:37:05
SPEAKER_02: We can't be doing that anymore.
1:37:06
SPEAKER_07: No dessert ordering.
1:37:07
SPEAKER_07: No, that's a good thing.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_07: Try to like cheapen your bills.
1:37:09
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'd be like, well, if you can't split it evenly, get out.
1:37:12
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, exactly.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_02: Go into debt, go into debt.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_02: People go to debt all the time.
1:37:16
SPEAKER_02: Just pay your for your fucking food.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_02: And then you, you know, like get a payment plan.
1:37:21
SPEAKER_02: That is the fucking world.
1:37:24
SPEAKER_06: Huge full pump.
1:37:25
SPEAKER_06: But I didn't know if anyone was like a dessert girly who does it.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_08: No, but I don't I love dessert, but I'll order dessert for a meal.
1:37:31
SPEAKER_08: And also it's like that, what does everyone want at the end of a meal?
1:37:33
SPEAKER_08: They want something sweet, and it's like if you're the one person who's like, I've got a cookie pan, and then it's like and everyone's like, oh my god, I wish I'd already had that's when you want it.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_06: Everyone's ordering fancy fucking dinner, and I'm like, I'll have a cookie pan.
1:37:44
SPEAKER_05: Cookie skillet.
1:37:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the cookie skillet.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_05: Cookie skillet for a dinner.
1:37:48
SPEAKER_05: Do you feel like you're asking if there's a cookie skillet?
1:37:50
SPEAKER_05: Like, do you guys happen to have like a cookie skillet or like a lava?
1:37:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting the Brentino, you're getting the you know, the same cookie skillet?
1:37:58
SPEAKER_02: Cookie skillet for you.
1:37:58
SPEAKER_02: You're getting a lava cake.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_06: Wait, what was your other one?
1:38:02
SPEAKER_06: Oh, um, this is kind of douching adjacent.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_06: Shitting with the water on because like a roommate or someone's nearby, so you put the water on.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_06: It's like elegant.
1:38:09
SPEAKER_02: I would be a candle first.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_02: I'd like light.
1:38:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but like so they don't hear.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_08: I don't know if that much of a little bit that qualifies for contraband.
1:38:20
SPEAKER_08: Really?
1:38:20
SPEAKER_08: Because it's like, is it cunt if you put the water on, or is it punt if you put the water on?
1:38:24
SPEAKER_08: I don't know.
1:38:25
SPEAKER_09: It's one fucking cunt and you fucking crank that sink.
1:38:29
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think I can say that.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_04: Well, guess what?
1:38:31
SPEAKER_04: It was in my fucking phone.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_07: Your roommate, yeah, your roommate lives in there like, you'll in the end, put the water on the phone.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_07: Well, I know I do it on.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_07: I do it.
1:38:39
SPEAKER_02: I yeah.
1:38:39
SPEAKER_02: I am.
1:38:40
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm like a lady, you know what I mean?
1:38:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah.
1:38:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:38:43
SPEAKER_06: But uh I didn't know if it was like punt to be like, you know what?
1:38:46
SPEAKER_06: Fuck everyone.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_08: I kind of think it's like I don't know if I can answer that, but I think I think it's kind of punk to be like blasting shards like like public words.
1:38:54
SPEAKER_02: Like I'd be like, that is fuck everyone.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_02: I is definitely punched.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like this is my bathroom, this is my work.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_07: It's so like straight male office to be like on the line break.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_06: I feel like a Sam Tagger would be like no power to like letting everyone's gonna be.
1:39:12
SPEAKER_02: So a straight guy.
1:39:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_08: We're all like a little like bitchy, let's be a little demure and let's like people to know my my business.
1:39:19
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, like that.
1:39:20
SPEAKER_08: Like I'm a little property.
1:39:22
SPEAKER_08: But there is some control that too.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_08: I don't know.
1:39:24
SPEAKER_08: Is that crazy?
1:39:25
SPEAKER_08: No.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I can I was like, I like I don't have to shit loud all the time.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, no, you can that can be control.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, if you're gay, you know how to tighten that thing.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_06: It's a it's like a muscle.
1:39:34
SPEAKER_06: Sure, Jan.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_06: Um wait, I guess I'm bringing it to the table because I don't fully know because it's not cool to put the water on.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_06: Like everyone knows what's you're not, and then you're like, you're ignoring it.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_06: That's why I'm like I didn't know if someone's gonna be like, no, it's cunt to like you know, fart it out.
1:39:50
SPEAKER_07: No, but it's like if I was that if I was in someone's apartment, if I was in someone's apartment and I started shitting a knack about, like I would I you need to put the water on.
1:39:59
SPEAKER_07: Like, yeah, it's not cunt, it's like I don't need anyone in green.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_07: It's vital, yeah.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_07: Like it's vital.
1:40:03
SPEAKER_06: It's like it's not cool, it's never cool doing it.
1:40:05
SPEAKER_07: It like becomes a medical emergency.
1:40:07
SPEAKER_07: Like, I don't need to care something.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_07: I'm like, I'd be like, are you hey, are you okay?
1:40:10
SPEAKER_07: Like, I don't want it to be like that.
1:40:13
SPEAKER_08: But can we all agree it's never actually no?
1:40:16
SPEAKER_08: It's it's not it's not cool.
1:40:18
SPEAKER_08: It's a loose-loose kind of it's not.
1:40:20
SPEAKER_08: It's loose-loose.
1:40:20
SPEAKER_08: It's it's it's not cool to put the water on, and it's not gone to not girl.
1:40:26
SPEAKER_02: Is this the first one?
1:40:28
SPEAKER_02: On that note, geez.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_02: That's perfect.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_02: That really that's gonna bother for you.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_02: I feel I'm so happy that I feel released from sugaring my asshole because of the release conversation.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_07: We don't need no one needs to, you don't need to.
1:40:39
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:40:39
SPEAKER_07: It's beautiful.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_07: You gotta you got a smooth ass, a little hair on the hole.
1:40:44
SPEAKER_07: That's all we like.
1:40:45
SPEAKER_04: It's a real thing.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_04: It's New York, baby.
1:40:47
SPEAKER_04: It's New York, baby.
1:40:48
SPEAKER_08: New York has New York is a hairy asshole town.
1:40:50
SPEAKER_08: Let's get a hairy ass too.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_08: We're not you're not in Cincinnati anymore.
1:40:54
SPEAKER_06: You're in the big apple.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_06: I bleach my hair and not the hole, just like in the like when girls used to bleach their mustache.
1:41:00
SPEAKER_06: I didn't do that.
1:41:01
SPEAKER_06: Wow, it's a bleach mustache.
1:41:04
SPEAKER_06: That's a trend center.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_06: That's let's like yeah, it's called balayage.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_03: Balayage.
1:41:10
SPEAKER_03: Like so stupid.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_03: Uh well, may the force be with us.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_03: May the farts be with us.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, may they not be with us, maybe.
1:41:19
SPEAKER_03: This was so lovely of you guys.
1:41:20
SPEAKER_03: Rule.
1:41:21
SPEAKER_03: We're so happy to have you on the book.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_03: This is the best thing.
1:41:23
SPEAKER_06: Thank you so much for participating in Star Wars Night.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_02: Without telling yours every year.
1:41:27
SPEAKER_02: You have to be here.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_02: We'll be back next year, mate.
1:41:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:41:31
SPEAKER_02: See you again.
1:41:32
SPEAKER_02: Love you, Venus.
1:41:33
SPEAKER_02: Amygdala.
1:41:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:41:34
SPEAKER_02: Yes, Queen Amygdala.
1:41:35
SPEAKER_02: We'll be the amygdala.
1:41:38
SPEAKER_06: On that note.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_06: On that note, see you next Tuesday on the Big Hunty Couch.
1:41:43
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_04: Let's say why.