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Episode 7: The One with the Interstellar Debate · Josh and The Giant

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Oh my gosh, dude, look at how fancy this is.
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Oh, fancy boys in the house. Look at that Josh and the giant.
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What is that, a mouse? Blam blam.
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I saw my wrist. I saw my wrist.
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I saw my wrist. So this gold chain yeah is
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actually super fake, but I like I bought it for like 10 bucks
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when I. Was trying to.
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Yeah, but I bought it in college because I was trying to be a
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rapper, you know? And I was like, I need a gold
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chain. Type.
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So I just didn't like I told people it was real, but this is
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for sure like Alibaba didn't. But it's lasted since then.
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Right. Well so my mom put like clear
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coat on it to make it last. What?
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Yeah, like, and then what they put on like the nails and stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, that is clear coat.
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I just didn't know you could do that like on a chain.
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That's pretty high. I That's actually kind of sick
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IQ. So yeah, so I exude wealth, give
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the appearance. Yeah, I honestly think this is
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kind of a slightly better, more interesting cold open than what
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I had planned. So let's push that for another
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time. And now I'm going to act like
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now I'm going to act like we're going right into hey guys,
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welcome back to Josh and the Giant.
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My name is Ben. This is Josh.
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What up? And here we are.
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We're just a couple of whites and I'm non white.
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Thank you. Just sitting in a room hanging
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out. And what we're going to do now,
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which we started in the last episode, we are gonna open packs
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because we caught the gambling bug because Josh opened up
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banger. Here we go.
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By the way, while we're getting the pack, I had a friend, my my
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friend Brandon proposed this idea.
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Why don't we call like white people Nilas?
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Like what up my Nila? Like a nila wafer.
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Sure, that sounds. Really could be something, could
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be something there. What if also, Josh, what if you
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never spoke again? Also, what if we just let black
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people have a thing? You know what I mean?
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We don't need to have our own version of it.
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Son of a gun, I guess. What is that Rock'n'roll?
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Let's let's take. It I mean, but isn't that the
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whole point of like imminent? It's like, oh, we now we need a
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white guy to do it. Walk out.
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Oh, Cal Korver's here. Now we need a white guy to do
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it. Let's open these Dang packs and
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don't you ever talk about Eminem, Marcus?
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Nope. Marshall Mathers.
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Marcus Rogers, Marcus Rogers, he's such a good rocker, Jesus
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said. OK, remind me which one do I
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need to so I even know what cards are good?
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So we have no idea, uh. Oh, so I got the.
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Pack opening with my teeth like a real like a real child.
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Just the panties off, hey? Hey chill out after he got
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married to it. OK.
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Bow, bow, bow, bow. So you take the back card, which
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is an energy in like modern packs, move it to the front, put
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it to the front, all right. Here we go.
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Let's see what you got, Ben. Here we go, thug.
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Energy, wait, slow, poke. All right tight.
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Couldn't care less about any of these.
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Let me know if there's a full art.
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OK. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
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It looks kind of gas. That's just.
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I think that's just a hollow. I'll put it to the side, though.
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Oh, it's a worm. It's so warm.
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It's a Dun Dun sparse. All right, I didn't get.
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Anything done done Sparse. I didn't get, I didn't get
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anything. I got, I got oh, oh, here we go.
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Now that Evie looks kind of gas, that EV is pretty tough.
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Fighting something. Street Fighter.
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Street Fighter slow poke something.
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Slow poke. OK, that looks like a blood
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thing. So none of these.
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Are nothing. No, no.
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Lion, tiger. Other thing.
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Oh, that's cute. Not really.
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I mean, it's a slow poke. Oh, you got a full art trainer.
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You got a full art trainer, Timmy.
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Timmy. Timmy.
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All right, let's see what you got, Matt.
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In a hollow slope. Here we go.
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Here we go. I mean, he's Josh's Kim, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, go. Ahead Gang.
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Let's go thug boom. OK, OK.
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There's so many cards on the floor.
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I'm so sorry. I don't know why I did that.
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Mad rude. Oh, is it a little hollow in
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here? Oh, oh, it's a little hollow.
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You said what? Is it, what is it?
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No, that's not anything. That's cool though.
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That's a little little Sylvion. Let me see, Let me see.
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I got a Sylvion, what's your game?
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Isn't that what Evie evolves into?
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Yes, evolves from Evie. I don't know.
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I remember whenever I played the Pokémon games, I always loved,
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like, it was like, collect a certain stone and then you'd
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give that to Evie. I guess you'd like, make her eat
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the stove. Whatever you want.
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Eat this rock. Yeah.
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Do you, dog? Yeah.
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How did the Pokémon feel about eating?
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Rocks or did they just did he just get like pressed against
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it? No.
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I'm pretty sure they had to eat it.
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Right, like Evie's like like Evie is probably the size of
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like a rabbit. I always thought right, and then
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they're like eat this Rock You dog.
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And then she became flurry on. Or whatever.
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My brother and I always thought it was funny that the way
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Pokémon talk is just by saying their name over and over.
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Like it got me or Squirtle. Squirtle.
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Yeah, that's just and and and we're supposed to understand
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what you're saying. You're just saying your name.
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Well, I think it's like Groot because you know how Groot is
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like I am Groot. And then which they do really
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cool and made me cry whenever I saw Guardians of the Galaxy
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Volume 3 at the end, whenever he's like, I love you guys.
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It's because all of us are now a part of his family and we can
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understand him. So that's actually mad beautiful
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and artistic. Sure.
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Excuse me. Sure.
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You guys want? We could choose, sure.
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You know, that actually makes sense that you wouldn't
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appreciate the art of a real film like Guardians.
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I thought you were saying it was.
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No, no, no, Don't mess up my transition.
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Don't don't mess up my transition.
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Right, right. But.
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It makes sense that you don't understand the artistic value of
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a film like Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 because you are
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a fan of films like. Like what, Ben Interstellar?
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Yeah. Wait, you mean the greatest film
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of all time? No, I'm talking about
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interstellar. See, this is where the this is
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where the wires are getting crossed.
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Huh. Interstellar's fantastic.
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OK. Interstellar's literally the
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greatest film that's ever been created.
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Interstellar is a film full, I don't know about that problems
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and issues before the podcast. Have there any problems with
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Interstellar? You know what?
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You know what? Can I actually be honest?
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Yeah, go ahead. Can we just be real for a
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second? Sure.
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I've actually come to the conclusion.
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So today before the pod, I went and I watched Interstellar.
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Yeah. And I've realized the brilliance
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of it. Interstellar is a smart, deep,
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poignant film for dumb people. And here's the thing.
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Here's the thing. Yeah, there is.
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You gotta have movies like that too, right?
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Right, 'cause kids have kids have their things where they're
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like, Oh my gosh, it was the best movie ever.
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And it was like the Clifford the Big Red Dog movie.
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You're gay in. OK, that's my good friend
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Matthew McConaughey. Is it?
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It's not. Lindsey Graham?
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No, he sent me a couple of post mimosas.
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Is that not your flamboyant elderly grandfather?
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No, that's Matthew McConaughey, because he and I are friends.
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Well, here's the thing. East Texas.
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Here's the thing. There's nothing.
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Whatever I'm I'm I'm firm in my sexuality, so I don't care if
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some old gay Texan calls me, he's gay, he's gay.
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That voice message was, can we get back to Interstellar?
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So here's the thing. Interstellar has like plot
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points, I guess, but there's they just, they just run through
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them like they, they you don't have any moment.
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There's no moment to breathe. There's no time to really
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experience the movie because everything is like go, go, go,
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go, Which is weird because I love Christopher Nolan.
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I love a lot of Christopher Nolan movies.
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There are people in this movie who have been in other
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Christopher Nolan movies that are much better.
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And typically he takes his time, But this movie, it just felt
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like he was rushing. No Russian shout out Modern
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Warfare. So here, shout out Modern
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Warfare. Yeah.
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I just. Saw your brain like, we almost
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completely derailed this whole thing and you're like, yeah,
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actually, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no.
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But here's the thing, you. That's that interstellar brain.
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Go ahead. Here's the thing, you bald, my,
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we, we, we, we can't do that. No, we're, we're doing it again.
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We're we're going to bleed it. Because you're going to be so
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mad. You've said so many things on
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this bod in the five episodes that we've done six, however
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many. You just stepped over the line.
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OK? Because this is Interstellar is
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the best movie. I want, I want everybody to
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notice something. See, I don't like my arms
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propped up. I couldn't be more relaxed.
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And you just you, Josh just legit gave me a vague threat.
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Couldn't be more relaxed. Oh, yeah.
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If I was any more relaxed, I would just have feces and
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everything. Just come.
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Here's the issue I've already projected in my mind mentally
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you as the old school locomotive coal train.
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I'm the sleek new train Silver Bullet, Yeah.
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Kissing a boy stronger. Trains with your boyfriend,
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don't. You don't have boyfriend, you do
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trains. On a boyfriend, No, no, see how
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it see how he's getting look at the trains don't reproduce.
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He said stuff. I'm chill dude.
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I'm chilling on a on a Oldsmobile.
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What's up man? Matt looks mad.
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What movie's better than Interstellar that Christopher
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that Christopher Nolan has made? What movie that Christopher
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Nolan has made is better than Interstellar?
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Inception right off the top of my head.
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OK, Inception, not Interstellar has a longer runtime than
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Inception. What are you talking about?
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It's a longer I. Clocked it.
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I clocked it. That movie came hour 20.
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What movie? Interstellar.
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Interstellar is 2 hours and 49 minutes.
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Is that like an extended version or?
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No, that's the regular. Version director's code or and
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then I'm telling you. Inception is an hour and or is
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169 minutes is interstellar and 149 minutes is Inception.
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I don't know what you guys do. I don't.
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Know if you guys are on? What are you?
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Are you, are you a child? Did you watch it like speed up
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or something with like Subway Surfers on the top 'cause you
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can't focus on a movie by I mean I.
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Play Subway Surfers, but that has nothing to do with but you
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have to have. Like mental stimulation, you
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can't watch a movie and indulge in the excellence that is
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Matthew McConaughey. Talking about speed up.
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The movie's like 2 hours long. You're saying it's an hour Max?
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Two hours and 49 minutes. Wait a minute, that might
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actually account for a lot of the.
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Oh my God. Because I was like, why?
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Why is he? Why is Matthew McConaughey
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talking like this? Murph, Murph.
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Murph, Murph, Murph. You got to do the thing, Murph.
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And I was like that. That's not what he sounds like.
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You're a dog and he's like, that's.
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What? I was like, this movie sucks,
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dude. Why is Matthew McConaughey doing
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this? I like to slip and it's like,
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dude, shit, breathe, calm down. I think I know the problem.
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He watched it in two times. Speed.
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That's what I'm saying. That's what.
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OK, maybe watch it. Maybe watch it like every other
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human. You know what, Christopher
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Nolan? You know what?
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You know what, we're gonna, here's what we're gonna do.
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Matt's gonna do. If you guys have ever seen Star
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Wars actually good movies, they do a, they do a screen wipe.
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We're gonna do a screen wipe. I'm gonna go rewatch the movie
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in regular speed and then we'll be right back.
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Oh my gosh. See, that's actually.
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That's actually 'cause. They like the Hans Zimmer score
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makes a ton of beautiful. I cried.
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Multiple times I crashed a couple of times.
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Yeah, real spell though. I I really did cry.
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I cried. I cried all the father man, it's
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so cliche. Whenever you actually are a
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parent, all the parent stuff really does 100% dude, whenever
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he's leaving and he's like, don't let me leave or no, he's
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like, don't do this before I go Murph, Murph, don't go over.
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Oh my gosh, I'm sitting there just just bawling whenever they
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get all the whenever they get all the messages after getting
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like stuck on the planet for like an extra hour, hour and a
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half, dude. And the poor, the poor black guy
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whenever they open the Dang thing.
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Also, there's there's not enough time focused on how, what's her
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name? Anne Hathaway killed that guy.
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Yeah, she. I mean, I know it was like an
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accident, but it's like, what did Matthew McConaughey tell
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you? That's the issue with people
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that work in science or physics, like astronauts.
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I don't know who else works in science, botanist, maybe
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chemical. And is they they prioritize
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science over everything else. Like a bunch of nerds.
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Anne Hathaway went full nerd. You never go full nerd.
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That's the issue. She goes full nerd.
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I've got to get the data, yes. And then Matthew McConaughey,
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because he's awesome and. Have the robot get the data.
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Literally. Can't the robot unfold and he
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does? The robot move.
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You should see how fast he was in two times Sweet.
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He's basically like a Dang Usain Bolt dude in that mug.
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See, that's a lack of just a lack of knowledge, lack of feel.
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It's in the robot. And then also, frankly, the guy,
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the bad guy from Hunger Games who's in the movie that dies,
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he, he should have gotten on the Dang ship 'cause he's like, oh,
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I gotta wait for, you know. He spent so much time going go
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get her tars, Yeah, and just watch.
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Him on you know what, actually, maybe, maybe Matthew
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Mcconaughey's character realized that and he's like, you're
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actually not that much to blame. They did not seem that torn up
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about the guy dying, more so they were torn up like, oh,
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we're losing time. We're.
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Losing time, Well, that is, you know, part of like the I guess
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it's because is it even a character downfall that like he
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is like very selfishly, like I need to get back from my family,
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but it's also the love for his family that is the.
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Cause to make him human. Yeah, that makes him human.
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And that's also what like saves everything.
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Sure. I don't think it's a.
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Downfall. I don't think it's a downfall
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either. You can't.
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Love your can you love your family too much is the question.
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Well, then you get in the classic thing of like
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legitimately, if it's like your kids, did you ever see the new
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Fantastic Four movie? Yeah, yeah, whenever she and it
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and it is like a really well done scene.
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But whenever she's out there and she's like, I wouldn't sacrifice
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my kids for the world, but I also wouldn't sacrifice the
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world for my kids. It's like, I mean, I would
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probably just take out anybody for my son.
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Objectively, would I be in the right, though?
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You know what I mean? Because at a certain point, it's
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like there's like 1000 people or your kid.
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I'm picking my kid 1000 times out of 1000.
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Yeah. Objectively, though, you know
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what I'm saying? Yeah.
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It's like, did y'all ever like here's?
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What? I'm saying Matt Damon's
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character was the hero. Whoa, I'm just kidding.
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Matt Damon did a wonderful job at just being someone who
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clearly broke. Bro, whenever he's like Matthew
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Mcconaughey's like, dying. And he's like, I'm sorry, I
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thought I could watch this, but I can't.
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But I can't. I'm right here with you.
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I'm right here with. You he's just like kind of
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torturing. I'm like, do you see him?
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Do you see the images of your son?
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Do you see your son? I.
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See your daughter Murph. Like bro, that was that was
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rough. Speaking of his son, it's
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Timothy Chalamet. Yeah, yeah, random.
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That was so random. Random Timmy Chow like exciting.
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I guess we're just used to Timmy Shelby and the guy.
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Yeah. And then it's like, hey, we need
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you to be the second favorite kid.
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Yeah. Out of two kids for Matthew.
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Mcauing not even the better yet, man, we could talk about that
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also being the not even best version of this character in the
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film. Yeah, because Casey Affleck,
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bro. Whenever Casey Affleck comes
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back from the fire and Topher Grace has the thing and he's
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like, he's like, I'm going to fight him off.
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Casey Affleck is like, I will kill everyone in this house.
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And it's like, I believe you. I believe you Casey, but no I I
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did feel bad for the son. Clearly, Dad had a favorite.
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But it's also like his daughter solved gravity.
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You. Kind of get the right hard like
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you're you're the favorite if you can do something like.
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That I saw a clip the other day. Did you know that Tom who plays
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Spider Man? Tom Holland, his dad is a stand
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up comedian. No way.
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Yeah. And he's like, and whenever
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people ask me like, do you have a favorite son?
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And he's like, well, only one is Spider Man.
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Yeah, I have a I have Spider Man for a son.
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And then the others, it's like, look, bro, at a certain point,
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let's be real. You know what I'm saying?
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You're a farmer and I hate being a farmer.
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Yeah, it is. You're.
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Just not smart. Every aspect of his, him fully
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just being like Tom, right As a son.
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Yeah, Yeah. I think so is him fully just
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being like, whatever, like you're here too Cool.
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Yeah, I'm going to speak through time and space, through the with
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the help of these fifth dimensional beings who are
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humans but just Uber advanced civilized humans, whatever to
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speak to my daughter. I'm not even going to
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acknowledge you don't care, don't care.
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I'm going to let you. I'm going to let you and your
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family potentially almost get sick and die, being farmers,
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whatever, it doesn't matter. Yeah, like Murph says something
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and Matthew McConaughey hangs on her every word like that's the
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thing or And then Tom says somebody's like.
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God, Tom, will you shut up? Shut up, Tom.
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Let me tell you something far, Yeah.
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No, I mean literally though. The best movie I've ever seen.
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Well, that's still not true for me, but it is a very good movie.
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No, I bet it's it's the best movie you've ever.
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Well, here's the thing for anybody who's watching this, who
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follows us on Instagram, this all stands because you posted a
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video talking about like, oh, if I was kidnapped or whatever, I
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you said you'd like kiss the kidnappers or something.
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And then after you did that, you would like explain to them the
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whole plot of Interstellar. And I jokingly commented, why
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not explain to them a good movie?
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And then every 15 year old white guy who follows you was like,
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are you even? Are you?
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Do you even know? What do you somebody said?
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Oh, I bet you. I bet your favorite movie is
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Fast and the Furious, huh? Or something like that.
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Isn't it? Whoa.
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That is a good. Movie there are good Fast and
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the Furious. The first few.
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Fast 5 Fast 5 is the best Fast and Furious movie.
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Yes, that's a great fun. No, Ben, what you don't know is
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this didn't even stem from that. This stemmed when you were over
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at the crib with with your family.
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We were talking about movies, my family, your family, and I
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remember saying like Interstellar is my favorite
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movie. And you were like, oh, and then
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I said, I also think Interstellar is the best movie
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of all time. And you're like, well, oh, and I
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remember your response because you were holding something back
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and you're trying to be nice because that was still like, oh,
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we're still kind of like, are we?
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Like, we just met in person for the first time a couple weeks
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ago. I don't want to yuck Josh's Yum.
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Just. Started then I still don't want
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to yuck your Yum. Just say you're.
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Yuck in my Yum right I'm. Not yuck in your Yum.
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Oh, my gosh. This yum's out.
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Matt. Matt.
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I don't call it my Yeah. Thank you, Matt.
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Oh Dang it. Technical difficulties he yucked
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into the Yum I was. Trying to focus on that Yum.
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But yeah, I mean, probably. Look, I don't want to, I'm not
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trying to be rude. I don't think you're being very,
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you know, You know, I don't think you're dumb or anything
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like. Which is a crazy no, but you do
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'cause you're like, oh, it's, it's a film for dumb people to
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make them think that they're smart or whatever you see.
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It's like Rick and Morty. No, but where people are like
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it's actually smart comedy and you're like, yeah, for sure.
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It's all fart and poop jokes. But no, I'm just kidding.
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Interstellar is. It's a smart film and it's a
20:03
good film. I genuinely don't think it's
20:05
Christopher Nolan's best film even.
20:08
For me, I just enjoy, I do genuinely enjoy, like Inception,
20:11
more Inception than Interstellar.
20:14
Interstellar, a movie doesn't need to answer every single
20:18
question. It just leaves a few things to
20:21
where I'm like, what? What we were talking about it
20:24
earlier, What, what is the year? How long has it been that
20:28
Matthew McConaughey wakes up? What's going on with Anne
20:31
Hathaway? What does your daughter mean?
20:32
Where it's like, where she is. That's, that's the new Earth.
20:36
That's the new symbolism. OK, where are we?
20:39
Are we in space? Are we on like a thing that we
20:42
created on Earth? I don't know.
20:44
I don't know. Probably not the Earth one, but
20:46
is this Halo? Where's Master Chief?
20:49
That would actually be sick. Halo sick.
20:50
Yeah. Christopher Nolan's one of those
20:52
ones that's like, I'll never do a sequel, right?
20:55
Except for the Batman movies, which thank goodness I'm not
20:57
like a I'm not that much of, you know, because plenty of people
21:00
whenever you don't like their favorite movie that they think
21:02
is a smart movie, they're like, you're dumb.
21:04
Yeah, probably like the Batman movies.
21:06
Really. So.
21:06
So that's exactly. So that's where we are.
21:08
You think I'm dumb but. The Batman movies are sick.
21:10
Every movies are cool. I would never say that to
21:12
someone in a degrading way. Exactly, Interstellar is a good
21:15
movie. No, but you're saying it in a
21:17
patronizing way. Hey, little patronizing, but
21:20
yeah, I'm just kidding. I have no idea.
21:22
It doesn't matter. It's Patrick.
21:25
Hey, little buddy. You're I'm a little kid and
21:27
you're ruffling. You're, you're ruffling my hair.
21:30
Hey, bucko, it is a it's a good film.
21:34
Now get out of here. Go.
21:35
Here's a, here's a dollar. Go get some bubble gum.
21:37
That's what you're doing. Josh, you have blatantly told me
21:39
before you're not a big movie guy.
21:41
Yeah, right. OK.
21:42
I mean. Yes and no.
21:46
Like I like. Yes or no?
21:48
Pick one. I feel like I watch more movies
21:50
than the average person, but I don't watch near as much, well,
21:52
the average. Person is like dying right now.
21:54
So I don't know. Like I don't know what you mean
21:56
by that. How's the average person dying?
21:58
Well, in comparison to like, the whole world, how many people are
22:00
in like abject poverty or suffering from some war?
22:03
I don't want to get too deep with it, you know what I mean?
22:05
Wow. Wow.
22:06
It's kind of deep. See what that intense?
22:08
See, you found that deep because you like Interstellar, right?
22:11
And it was just no again, Interstellar genuinely is
22:15
obviously a very, very good movie.
22:18
It's a great, it's a great movie.
22:20
So what is What is your favorite movie of all time?
22:22
Well, and then people are so my favorite director and I, and I
22:25
say this knowing that they aren't.
22:27
It isn't the best film ever or it's the best films ever, but I
22:30
love Quentin Tarantino. Sure.
22:32
I just love his writing. I love his humor.
22:34
I love the brutality in the films because I think it serves
22:36
a good purpose. One of my favorite movies ever
22:39
is probably Hateful 8. I love Inglourious Basterds.
22:45
I also loving loving horror movies like I do.
22:47
I love Hereditary. I love Midsummer's, a really
22:53
good movie. Can I be honest?
22:55
Sure. I'm afraid to watch Midsummer.
22:57
Midsummer's fine. I think it's just.
22:59
Screw me up. Would you guys like to see us
23:01
watch like horror content? Josh and I were talking about
23:03
that the other day. I feel like I would just have
23:05
nightmares for weeks if I watch Midsummer.
23:07
I think there's like I genuinely think that you and I should sit
23:10
down and like not live streaming probably, but record it us
23:13
watching like some analog horror series because some of those.
23:18
Analog horror series. Yeah, analog horror series are
23:20
like, typically they're, they're filmed in such a way that it's
23:25
meant to be like kind of a retro vibe, but they're online.
23:28
They're pretty much all like on YouTube and stuff like that.
23:31
Yeah, it sounds kind of fun. Yeah.
23:33
I mean, and that's how Backroom started in it.
23:35
Backroom started from a post on 4 Chan I think, and then cane
23:40
Pixel or no, I'm sorry, is it cane pixels?
23:43
Whatever. The guy who directed the movie,
23:45
he made the online series. Yeah, whenever he was like 15 or
23:49
16 or something. Hateful 8?
23:51
Really. I love Hateful 8.
23:53
I don't know how many times I've seen Hateful 8.
23:56
Just nothing happened all the. Time.
23:58
Not the whole time, just. They're in the house, right in
24:01
The Hateful 8. Well, I mean, they're in the
24:02
house for a lot of it, Yeah. It's like a stage play.
24:05
That's the whole point and it's like filmed in such a way.
24:08
I mean there's the whole thriller, there's the whole
24:10
mystery, who is who, who's a part of the gang, What is going
24:13
on? I.
24:13
Didn't watch it again. Yeah, I think I was in college
24:16
when I watched it. But yeah, we'll come back to it.
24:18
Sure. And bring back to it.
24:19
Hey. Look, it's I like Interstellar.
24:22
Interstellar is a really good movie.
24:23
I just don't think you sitting there being like it's the best
24:25
movie ever. It is the best movie ever.
24:27
OK, like easily. I and Benji loves fighting and
24:30
his amazing friends. I'm just saying the more you
24:34
double down on it being like the best movie ever, the more I'm
24:36
going to trash it whenever I don't even think but see.
24:37
What you don't realize is there's an army of people who
24:40
are also smart. Yeah, because I've got a lot
24:43
going on up here. I I think you do.
24:46
I want to make that clear for some people who think that I'm
24:48
like poo pooing on Josh. Josh is smart 26 on.
24:52
The first try 26, yeah, that's not bad.
24:56
Out of 100 or something, but what is it?
24:59
I don't know what the age, I don't remember what the ACP is.
25:01
It's. Kind of like 36 or 38.
25:04
Oh, is. That what they told you?
25:06
Or is that like, no, I know I probably genuinely, by the way,
25:10
I'm a dumb guy. I always say, you know, I always
25:12
say that. I'm for the autistic kids coming
25:15
in for his ACP score. Just tell him.
25:18
Tell him it's out of four or. Something tell him it's one
25:21
above what he got. Tell him he's so smart.
25:24
He won't even look at the SO. Josh, you got nine, OK, It's out
25:27
of 10. Oh my God.
25:30
Oh, he smells horrible. Did it mean I get to go to
25:34
college? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:37
Have you heard of Stephen F Allston University?
25:47
It was the admission. The process for sticking at
25:50
Boston is you show up and they check your pulse and they're
25:52
like, oh. It was so funny whenever we were
25:54
talking about that one day and you were like, bro, they let
25:57
anyone in and I was like, dude, because I didn't go to college
25:59
again because I'm not smart, but I was like, oh dude, it's fine.
26:02
I almost went to UTA and I'm sure they have a similar one.
26:05
And then you looked it up. UTA was.
26:08
Better than yesterday. But again, I don't want there to
26:14
be this weird dynamic where it's like, oh, Ben thinks Josh is
26:16
dumb. Josh is smart, guys.
26:17
Look at him. Boom, smart and look at me.
26:22
Up here. Smart also.
26:24
We're both smart. We're both.
26:25
Yeah. Probably the smartest pod on the
26:27
Internet. If you like combined us, yeah,
26:30
we would be superhuman level if we did that.
26:33
Dragon Ball Z thing, yeah. But here's the thing.
26:38
Here's the thing, being smart isn't the whole thing, right?
26:42
Because you could be smart and a bad guy you got.
26:44
To be sexy, you could, you know. Yeah, I guess that's the, I
26:49
guess that's the number 2 is the dynamics.
26:51
Yeah, Yeah. You got to be sexy, funny, be
26:55
strong, huge. All right, Josh is.
27:01
Josh is taking the reins on the curse words this episode.
27:04
It's weird, baby. Let's game.
27:06
Upsetting people online pretty much.
27:07
Who doesn't know? We just, we just dropped the
27:10
episode with the God's Not Dead and we released a clip where I
27:14
may have said a curse word or two and for the love of God,
27:16
people are mad. Well, it's funny because like.
27:19
Allegedly. Allegedly.
27:21
Allegedly. Go back and watch the episode
27:23
Can you hear me do it? People have like, likened you
27:29
to, to those of like CS Lewis. Like people like, like, do you
27:34
remember the kids puffs? That kid literally said you were
27:39
this generation's CS Lewis. Oh my.
27:41
Gosh, I do remember that. So when you do something like
27:44
that, everyone's like, but when I when they give me a microphone
27:48
and I say everyone's like, OK. We have to chill out.
27:51
Also Matt has to edit all this. Right, what's up?
27:54
Sorry, I'm wrong guys. No, but like when you do it,
27:57
everyone's like, oh, worldview. When I do it, they're like,
27:59
well, it's. Like we were joking about
28:00
literally earlier today I was, which I was, I was genuinely
28:04
upset about like Christian persecution in Nigeria.
28:07
And then the next post somebody sees for me as being like.
28:11
Shut up, you stupid. Bleep and then, you know,
28:12
whatever, stuff like that. But but yeah, again, being smart
28:16
isn't the whole thing. There's plenty of people
28:17
throughout history, throughout time who are smart and they were
28:19
still like crummy blokes, right? Crummy blokes.
28:23
Now here's the real question for those people that were bad guys
28:26
or kind of had like a mixed reception, would there be
28:29
anything that you could change about them, change about their
28:32
life, change about their situation?
28:35
We back at it good wheelchair index.
28:38
We're good transition, yo, we trans.
28:41
Dragon Ball Z morph yo Wheelchair Index 2 Part 2 yeah.
28:51
Uh oh hold up. I listened to all right love
28:55
y'all goodnight baby girl, that's my wife left it in made a
29:03
kid all right so. We're living that in.
29:07
Type B Bro Members only, Members only.
29:12
Speaking of members only, we got a few members today, guys.
29:15
I just want to appreciate them, you know?
29:17
Yeah, because they to the reason why we're here.
29:19
Yes, thank you guys so much for shout out our members, dude, our
29:23
members are supportive. They help us be able to actually
29:26
make the show, and they're funny and they're sexy and they're
29:30
sexy and they're smart. And they're smart.
29:32
And I don't want to generally they're, I don't want to like
29:36
point out any specific ones we have.
29:37
No, no, we have probably as a whole, yeah, we probably have
29:40
like 4 female members. And I don't want them to be
29:42
uncomfortable. Yeah.
29:43
But as a whole, nobody individually.
29:46
In the most asexual way possible.
29:48
Like, like a God's Not Dead movie.
29:49
Yep. Smart, funny, all of you sexy.
29:53
Got to think of a different. But then it feels weird to be
29:56
like they're attractive. Yeah, that.
29:58
Feels weird. Strong.
30:00
Strong members. Discerning members?
30:03
Yes, discerning members. Computer make them all gay
30:08
anyway. But going back to yeah, what
30:13
were we talking about? We were talking about the
30:14
wheelchair index. Wheelchair index format with the
30:17
editing. Part 2, not Part 2.
30:20
It's two. It's like a movie.
30:21
Wheelchair index. Let me have this.
30:24
Josh overrides all of my creative decisions.
30:28
I'm sorry because you're crying and it's emotional dude, you're
30:33
so manipulative. I'm thinking about me.
30:35
Now you son of a guy, all right. Anyway, it was pretty.
30:39
So you want to go bar for, bar person for?
30:40
Person, let's go ahead. You go first.
30:43
So and just to for everyone that remembers Wheelchair Index, it's
30:47
kind of like, hey, would this person being in a wheelchair
30:52
make me think differently about them?
30:54
Right in the. Positive right in a positive way
30:56
was the. Last time we talked about like
30:58
people who like, oh, is. This too much chest.
31:01
Not enough. Not enough.
31:02
Yeah, actually. Well, we'll see.
31:04
Like last time we talked about people who it was like, if they
31:07
were in a wheelchair, would we think of them differently or
31:09
they just that crappy of a person to wear?
31:12
So the first person I wanted to throw out was OJ.
31:14
Simpson No, no, I just don't think so.
31:18
Nip that in the bud real quick. Well, here's Here was the weird
31:20
thing about OJ. Everybody knows he did it.
31:23
Yeah. He quite literally essentially
31:26
told us he did it right. He wrote that book, which in a
31:29
beautiful turn of events, he didn't get a dime for.
31:31
And then he actually went to prison for stealing his own
31:33
merch. Then he died.
31:35
And, well, but then he that was the thing.
31:37
He comes out of prison and then he's kind of a celebrity and
31:41
he's out like golfing. He's doing cameos.
31:44
Hey, kind of got to just like with it, yeah, kind of got to
31:47
come out and just have like a regular, OK life.
31:50
And then he died. Is it weird?
31:53
Would we have the Kardashians today if we, like OJ Simpson
31:56
didn't do all that? No.
31:58
Like that was literally how Rob Kardashian got money.
32:01
Well, that's how he got a lot of his notoriety for sure.
32:04
So no, for sure if if OJ. Wow, look at all the stuff that
32:08
OJ has caused. Butterfly effect Dude.
32:10
What would Kanye be like right now if OJ Simpson didn't murder
32:13
his wife and her boyfriend? Normal.
32:16
Just a guy. Just a guy.
32:18
What do you what do you have made graduation?
32:21
Are are the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and the white guy
32:27
graduation anyway not to get down that path?
32:30
No, OJ would not be helped by the wheelchair index.
32:33
He still fails 100%. Here's somebody that you
32:35
actually told me the other day that you have some not great
32:38
feelings for Ronald Reagan. Yeah.
32:41
Does Reagan pass the wheelchair index now?
32:44
As you know, I am politically restarted.
32:47
I don't know much about. I know a lot of people don't
32:49
like Reagan typically, which makes sense for you because
32:51
you're a raging liberal. Typically it's more people on
32:54
the left. But I've heard, you know, people
32:56
on the right or center, people who don't like Reagan for a lot
32:59
of his policies. So can somebody be so bad policy
33:03
wise that even if they were put crippled in a wheelchair, you'd
33:08
still be like, I don't like this person?
33:10
Have we ever had a president in a wheelchair?
33:12
Yeah, we had FDR during World War Two.
33:16
He served. Yeah, he served three term.
33:18
Died in office, right? No, FDR didn't do three term.
33:22
Teddy Roosevelt did 3 terms. Teddy.
33:25
No. Well, Teddy, wasn't Teddy
33:26
Roosevelt the one the glasses who was like a hunter?
33:29
And. Not at the museum.
33:30
Yes, I was gonna say that was Robin Williams.
33:32
No, I know, but he he didn't do 3 terms the 1:00 during World
33:35
War Two he did. During he was During World War,
33:37
he was he. Was the Rough Riders?
33:39
No, but that's a different one. Rough Rider.
33:40
Look it up. I'm telling you.
33:43
Ted Theodore or Franklin? Uh oh, and who's the one?
33:52
And remember, who liked Interstellar?
33:55
And who knew who did it? Was it Teddy or Franklin?
33:59
Maybe a little bit of. Both.
34:01
A little bit of both. There was FDR. Expose over to
34:04
here. Still maybe our.
34:04
Current Maybe our current president might serve 3 terms.
34:08
No. But anyway, yes, we had one in a
34:10
wheelchair. OK.
34:11
And he, he balled out OK. Yeah, he did good.
34:13
I mean. The thing with Reagan, I'm going
34:15
to, I'm going to nerd out for a second, please.
34:18
I I know nothing about his like, like maybe what would the word
34:23
be like civil policies, like or, or social policies?
34:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just know that he's the reason
34:28
that, like, pensions don't exist anymore.
34:30
Oh, OK. Yeah.
34:32
Like he he allowed companies to like, do stock buybacks.
34:34
I guess it's almost something where like because because it
34:39
isn't a personal. I'm sure there are people who
34:41
dislike him personally, but because it isn't a personal
34:43
thing with him or a thing he physically did, you can still he
34:48
could be in a wheelchair and you could still dislike him just as
34:51
much because it's still he. Also seems like a really cool
34:54
guy. He well, but the.
34:56
Videos that I see of. Old.
34:57
Mad chill, super chill like the balloon popped behind him when
35:00
he was doing that speech at one time, but it sounded like a
35:02
gunshot and he. Said kind of thug to get shot
35:04
and like keep going pretty cool you know what I mean?
35:07
Have you ever seen that one video of the guy who like rushed
35:09
him on stage? No, he was pretty chill The guy
35:11
just gets tackled immediately. It's it's incredible.
35:15
But yeah, so I mean, but that's the thing.
35:17
Like him being in a wheelchair, Does that help the people again
35:20
who already dislike him? No, no, for sure.
35:24
Not. Well, there we go.
35:26
I guess he didn't pass. Damn we got 2 fails already.
35:29
OK, I've got a guy for you then. And this is interesting because
35:34
I feel like. With, you know something's
35:37
interesting because somebody tells you it is.
35:39
Let me tell you something. This is interesting.
35:40
Yeah. And I know this because I'm
35:42
telling you that. It's this was a good podcast and
35:44
you should become a member today over on joshandthegiant.com.
35:47
Interesting, Interesting computer.
35:49
Make them think it's interesting.
35:51
Computer undo the gay thing, but make them think it's
35:53
interesting. Interesting.
35:55
Go ahead. So like whenever Mulan dropped
35:59
and they they like made Genghis Khan, they kind of nerfed them a
36:01
little. Bit.
36:03
Genghis Khan, yeah, You know, definitely not a good person,
36:10
no. But didn't they say he killed so
36:12
many people, that he affected the carbon like footprint?
36:15
Yeah. And he, he.
36:17
Had so he was. He was his times, Thanos.
36:20
Type honestly, he also impregnated so many women that I
36:23
think it's like what, one in every yeah 300 people can
36:27
somehow find a trace he. Was laying pipe for sure.
36:29
Yeah, I mean, good for him, you know.
36:31
Well, it probably wasn't. Yeah, it probably wasn't great,
36:34
but go ahead. But the wheelchair, it would
36:36
just make you kind of be like, he's still a terrible person,
36:41
but how did he do all that in a wheelchair?
36:44
Wow, that's OK. That's an interesting way to
36:45
take the wheelchair index. So is the way that we're
36:47
supposed to be doing the wheelchair index, is that we
36:50
retroactively they're in the wheelchair the whole time?
36:52
Yeah, because I think somewhat well that I think, OK, I think
36:57
then somebody like Genghis Khan. Because he's like.
36:59
If he all of a sudden is in a chair, he'd probably just die.
37:02
Yeah. So then he wouldn't be able to
37:04
do all of his stuff? Probably no.
37:05
But I'm saying we can't change the past.
37:07
So he still has all of his accomplishments.
37:09
He has wheelchair bangs, all these ladies.
37:12
So then you're like. But he's in a wheelchair.
37:14
Or a horse maybe? OK, well then I, if I'm being
37:17
honest, and probably just because I'm a guy kind of just
37:19
makes him sick, I'll be like. Bravo, like you.
37:22
Literally still terrible. Dude.
37:24
Yeah, horrible human, yeah, but wow, he did all that without
37:27
legs. So no, I, well, no, actually,
37:30
yes. Right, because if it makes him
37:32
cooler, he's passed the wheelchair index.
37:35
I guess in game is. Gone.
37:37
So Reagan fails. We need to keep a chart.
37:40
Yeah, Ronald Reagan fails. Who did I say?
37:46
Freaking no, I said OJ. Yeah.
37:48
OJ. Reagan fails.
37:49
Genghis Khan passes the wheelchair index.
37:51
Absolutely. Actually kind of makes sense.
37:53
All right, I'm. Going to make a graphic.
37:54
My next one in a similar, actually in a very similar vein
37:57
of OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dahmer. Now here's the thing, though,
38:02
because now if we're going with this, this idea that they're,
38:06
they retroactively did all the things they did in a chair.
38:09
Yeah, Feel like we really need to nail down what the wheelchair
38:13
index is. Now we just keep it real fluid.
38:16
It's. Our thing, We can do it
38:18
everywhere. We love it.
38:19
That's great. WNBA we can do.
38:21
Whatever I think there are a lot yeah whatever just put the put
38:24
the goals or whatever they are because I don't know sports
38:27
because I'm. Put women out there.
38:28
Yeah, exactly. I make the ball bigger.
38:29
Make it so sports. Are for like the interstellar
38:31
people, right? So you just put the goal
38:33
whatever you put in like face height?
38:36
No, but like. Can I ask you a question?
38:37
Go ahead, you seem like the kind of guy.
38:39
This is so off topic please. You seem like the kind of guy.
38:42
Do you remember the battle bots that used to be on Spike TV?
38:45
Oh yeah. You seem like the kind of guy
38:46
that would just hell yeah I'll watch battle.
38:48
Bots. I didn't watch it a lot, but it
38:50
is sick. I would have.
38:51
I should have. You know what I did watch a lot
38:53
of? Did you ever see Deadliest
38:54
Warrior on History? Oh my gosh, that's so sick.
39:00
That is so sick. Yeah, when they would do like a
39:02
ninja versus a Green Beret. Well, I think, I think one of
39:05
the classic ones was like, or like a samurai and a Viking.
39:08
And you're like, Yup, show me. Oh, is that what an axe does to
39:11
a dummy? And then I'm watching it like,
39:12
yeah. Yeah, you look like you belong
39:14
on the set of like a Mythbusters.
39:16
I'm. I'm throwing slight shade
39:17
because of the interstellar thing.
39:18
It really feels like you're trying to hammer home that I
39:21
look like a nerd. Yeah, sure.
39:23
I mean, I'll take that. Sure.
39:23
I'm a nerd. OK.
39:25
Yeah, Yeah. This is just.
39:26
You think I care? Again?
39:27
Look at how, bro. OK, we're all lay down in this
39:30
mug. I do not get.
39:31
No, I'm even fake. Yours is fake.
39:34
I'm. So why do you only own the
39:35
shortest of shorts? Hey, everybody, go watch his.
39:40
What was what was it you did with those people?
39:44
Go watch his. Yes.
39:45
Go look up Josh Benson. 24 hours.
39:49
So I went, I, I did a, a thing with Paul and Morgan, who most
39:53
of you aren't familiar with and they're, they're Christian, the
39:56
creator couple who I made fun of a good bid on TikTok in the
40:00
early days. And so randomly they're like,
40:02
hey, we're doing a series where we link up with people that we
40:06
disagree with, blah, blah, blah. And so they, they come out to
40:08
Texas. Anyway, it was, it was fun
40:11
hanging out with them. A couple of things.
40:14
There were some edits that I was like.
40:15
I don't know. How do I feel about this?
40:17
But the one thing that you couldn't edit out was my pasty
40:21
crotch dude in every shot. Let me let me say two things
40:24
very quickly. They were clearly setting it up
40:27
because also Josh, admittedly at the time was more left than he
40:31
probably is now. But they were really trying to
40:34
promote it as if like we're going out to talk to this
40:36
leftist, liberal, whatever, which if you're that, God bless
40:39
you, but Josh isn't. And they were really trying to
40:42
make this dichotomy of like, here is this classical
40:45
conservative couple and then this guy who's this and we're
40:48
going to debate him on this side or the other.
40:50
And as somebody who watched the video in its entirety, it felt a
40:54
lot like not to talk about this whole thing, but just like you
40:57
were trying to actually talk. And Paul and Morgan had talking
41:00
points also. Can I?
41:01
Take a victory lap real quick on that because there was a point
41:03
in the video that a lot of people were upset about and it
41:06
was. We can edit this out if we don't
41:08
need. To no, it's great.
41:10
There was a part where people. Come here for us.
41:11
You're right, we can actually do whatever.
41:13
We can say whatever we want. Poop, pee, pee.
41:27
So there was a, there was a part in the, the video where we were
41:29
filming where this is where I got the most flag from people
41:32
who are Republican. And it's, it's about abortion.
41:36
And I basically made the statement of like, I don't think
41:39
my vote, like when you look at it historically, like, you know,
41:44
raids across different political parties and who's president.
41:46
I don't think my vote between at the time Trump and Biden, really
41:49
whatever. I want to take my victory lap
41:51
now because isn't Trump still funding like abortion clinics?
41:55
Well, and I think a lot of people have pointed out
41:57
abortions have gone up again like they were they were on a
42:00
decline. And then whenever Trump got back
42:03
in office, I'm fairly certain since then they've gone up.
42:07
Again, which I I want to be clear, anti abortion, you know
42:10
for sure. Yeah, same.
42:11
But just victory lap of hey, putting this 80 year old in
42:15
office instead of that 80 year old doesn't matter.
42:18
Well, also you pointed out a thing that was just true, which
42:22
is that in that graph over time, regardless of who was president,
42:26
abortions were going down, they were going to.
42:28
And then I mean, somebody could look up the graph right now and
42:30
maybe we're wrong. Maybe they've just continued to
42:32
go down, which God, I hope so. But I think there has been a bit
42:35
of a bit of an uptick since in. Trouble and we can stop talking
42:40
politics after this. 100%. The best part?
42:42
Paul and Morgan flying out. Us talking about it now, I don't
42:46
know anything. I don't know anything, I'm not
42:48
the expert. I also you don't have to be with
42:50
them. I have no beef with them.
42:52
I've seen some things I didn't love but God bless them.
42:56
You know what and seems how we're supposed to be on a
42:58
certain topic. You brought up Trump and Biden
43:01
both of them if they Urdu guy whatever that is from Dragon
43:05
Ball. If they Urdu guy Trump.
43:08
And Biden does that. Being pass the wheelchair index,
43:13
Donald Biden. Oh, oh man.
43:18
Just burp. Oh, OK, yeah.
43:23
I think it. Think that he passes.
43:25
I think so. I'm going to go because they're
43:27
so. Biden.
43:28
They're so in the. Middle Donald Biden if they do
43:29
the Did you watch Dragon Ball? Joseph Trump.
43:32
I've never watched him. Me neither, but they do this
43:34
thing when they have the earrings and they put it in if
43:36
they did that. And they combined, Yeah, yeah,
43:38
they combine their powers into the ultimate centrist.
43:41
They would pass because and. They were, you're saying, and
43:43
they were in a wheelchair. Yes, yeah, yeah, but but do they
43:47
pass the wheelchair? And yeah, they're.
43:49
They're hilarious in and of, that's true.
43:51
That's. True, they both make me laugh.
43:54
Just who they are. Fun facts most people don't know
43:57
this about me. My son Eli was conceived on the
44:01
night of the Donald Trump in Joe Biden debate.
44:04
Before Joe Biden dropped out. My wife and I, we watched the
44:08
debate and don't. Look at him.
44:11
Yeah, Matt, don't look at him. So Next up on my true story.
44:15
Next up on my wheelchair index, anyway.
44:18
Like you guys don't know the night that your children were
44:20
conceived there probably something happened.
44:22
I actually, I think I know to the to the day to.
44:25
I do too. Yeah.
44:26
Yeah, Actually, I don't. I don't want to get too morbid
44:28
with mine, but actually, I don't even talk about it.
44:31
It's fine. That's cool.
44:32
That's fine. It killed the guy.
44:34
Amber Heard Wheelchair Index I'm not going to lie, I.
44:38
Know that her and Johnny Depp's whole thing, I don't know
44:41
anything about it. I mean, I would say I don't want
44:43
to sound too biased from a lot of what I saw, she was
44:47
definitely the bad guy. He wasn't a good guy in it
44:50
necessarily. They both had their issues.
44:52
They both had their problems. She definitely came out the
44:54
worser. The worse, the worser.
44:57
Was she abusive? Yeah, yeah, there were, but
45:01
there was also. I don't remember all of it
45:03
because it's been some years now.
45:04
She also pooped in places. Well, she pooped on his pillow.
45:07
She yeah, I think she like, didn't she cut off his finger
45:12
like almost dead with like a glass?
45:14
Yeah, well, that's another thing.
45:15
Like people, I don't want to get too serious, but a lot of
45:18
people, you drug addict piece of garbage was that Narcan?
45:22
So you can get off your you can get off your drugs, dude.
45:26
Dude, you're a piece of garbage. Dude.
45:28
Why don't you pray it away? Computer conversion therapy.
45:33
Oh no, now he's gay. So anyway.
45:38
Yeah, no, I mean, at that point it would kind of be the question
45:41
of like, hey, Johnny Depp, you're a grown man and you're
45:44
letting this woman in a wheelchair.
45:47
Wow. Beat you up.
45:48
It's like you're. Victim blaming like a mug right
45:51
now. But like, let's be honest.
45:52
Yeah, at that. Point it'd be like, oh come on,
45:54
Johnny, like, yeah, swing back. But does she?
45:59
But does she pass the wheelchair decks?
46:03
I'd say no. I don't think so.
46:04
I think people just don't like her because you can suck and
46:07
still be in a wheelchair. Doesn't make you all of a sudden
46:09
a good person. All right, You know who I'm
46:11
talking to. Listen here.
46:13
You. From New York.
46:15
What are you Andy Mineo? What is that?
46:18
Oh, Andy Mineo comments on one video of ours and you think you
46:20
can be him? Yeah, I'm words played.
46:23
I don't know how to go back. Going back to Interstellar.
46:27
You know what I had the thought of earlier?
46:28
What up Interstellar if he where it's played, if he took off his
46:32
glasses? Kind of reminds me of the black
46:34
guy. He does.
46:35
He does. Because they have a similar It's
46:37
a great point they got a Dome on them.
46:40
So yeah, I got another one for the wheelchair Martin Luther
46:43
King Junior. Yeah, moving on in a similar
46:52
vein, Candace Owens. That's a good question.
46:57
That's a good one. Thank you.
46:58
Because we had done Erica Kirk that first time.
47:01
Do Erica Kirk. Now it's Candace.
47:05
I'd say I'd say yes. I'd say no.
47:08
I'd say yes, I I think people would respect her a lot more.
47:14
If she just. But here's the thing, she does
47:16
all of her stuff sitting anyway for the most part.
47:20
Yeah, but we know it's by choice.
47:21
Yeah, like the, the wheelchair index doesn't help.
47:24
Uh, Governor, what's his name? Abbott, because he's still doing
47:28
all that stuff. So we're like, we don't care,
47:30
remember? Whenever Josh thought that he
47:32
got crippled from a squirrel jumping on his head, Yeah.
47:35
There could have been a squirrel in the tree A.
47:36
Squirrel throwing a branch at it, right?
47:38
We don't know, sorry. Abbott loves Interstellar, too.
47:43
Dude, let me tell you something son, I love me some McConaughey.
47:47
Play that thing again. You have the thing you want me
47:50
to play Matthew McConaughey? Yeah.
47:52
Matthew McConaughey, AK. Just Lindsey Graham.
47:55
Yeah, I thought that was Lindsey Graham.
47:58
You're gay, Ben. You know what it actually sounds
48:01
like? Southern gay Stephen Hawking.
48:05
Hey, Ben, it's me, Matthew McConaughey, the star from that
48:09
movie you don't like. That's a lot more.
48:12
That is actually a lot better. Also, that sounds like he's in
48:14
my closet. Interstellar is a stellar movie.
48:19
See what I did there? Word play.
48:21
It's like another one of our languages capabilities.
48:27
Why do all these sound like he's in like a small room and he's
48:29
going to hurt me? All right.
48:30
I get it, Amy. Go.
48:33
You're the IQ surface level. You watched Interstellar with
48:40
your eyes. You need to watch it with your
48:43
soul. Why don't you go and hang with
48:45
your Jewish friends and let Josh and I be intelligent with our
48:49
super big brains? Thanks, Matthew.
48:51
Hey. Hey.
48:52
What the heck was that? What was Matthew McConaughey?
48:54
What is that? So it's just going to be you and
48:55
him hanging out alone? No.
48:58
Yeah, but you're doing our families.
48:59
And he'll know. Ball.
49:00
We're going to hang out with our families in a very rich, a very
49:07
affluent, whatever, dude. Yeah.
49:08
Matthew McConaughey, Just go hang out with your Jewish
49:11
friends like Matthew said. I don't have a problem with
49:13
people based on their ethnicity, so have fun with them.
49:17
So yeah, dude, that was the wheelchair.
49:19
Wait, I've got one more. I've got one more wheelchair
49:21
into because this one actually would be kind of funny.
49:22
Wait. Hold on, Let me get my opinion
49:24
on Candace Owens. Yeah, Yeah.
49:25
I don't think she passes because I think, and we've talked about
49:29
this a couple of times, I think Candace Owens, all she really
49:32
is. I don't really think she's like
49:33
some nut job. I think she is just a good
49:36
business woman. Yeah, who says crazy things
49:38
because it makes her a booty load of money and think of how
49:42
much. More she would make she could
49:44
pull the wheelchair card. I don't think, I don't think
49:46
they would care. I don't think people, I think
49:48
all the money she gets already, she would just continue to get
49:50
again because she does all of it from a chair already.
49:52
Interesting one more for you. Go ahead.
49:55
Pontius Pilot. I want to say people have a
50:00
Well, I could be wrong. I want to say especially
50:03
historically. He killed Jesus.
50:05
Well, but a lot of people kind of, I mean, I have a fairly
50:08
positive view of Pontius Pilate. Pontius Pilate isn't sitting
50:12
there like, man, I can't wait to kill this Jesus guy.
50:14
He literally is like I find no fault in him I wash my hands of.
50:17
This, that's what I'm saying. He just, he was soft.
50:18
He was kind of like, I also like to think it would be kind of
50:22
funny if he just kind of like, acted like, yeah, it.
50:27
Was like give us. What was the guys name did they
50:30
say? Barnabas give us Barnabas.
50:33
Barabas. Barrabas.
50:35
No, I was. Barnabas, somebody else?
50:36
Yep. OK, I'll go get some bad
50:39
Christians. Oh no. 1st The curse words with
50:41
the curse. Words.
50:44
Josh did drugs on the pod and. Joshua won the Battle of
50:47
Jericho. Josh having sex with Matthew
50:49
McConaughey and then. Ben's not even in like the name
50:53
Ben's not even in the Bible. It is.
50:57
It is. Whose name engine?
51:00
What? One of Satan's buddies.
51:01
All right, and then Satan are all like in 2000 years a movie
51:06
named Interstellar is going to come out and we're going to
51:08
we're going to hate on it for no reason.
51:09
Is that is that in the Bible really?
51:11
You have really good, like, takedowns, you know that?
51:14
I know, dude, you're really smart.
51:16
You're really smart. They taught me that at Stephen F
51:17
Austin. Hey guys, so welcome to Stephen
51:21
F Austin. Here are your condoms and your
51:23
copy of Interstellar, and it's the best movie ever.
51:27
And here's your diploma before you even do any classes.
51:31
Welcome to Stephen F Austin. Make sure whenever you have sex,
51:35
because you will have sex with one another, that you are using
51:39
protection. If not, there is round the clock
51:43
abortion clinics on the campus. Oh my gosh, Stephen F Austin,
51:47
why are you playing? Why are you playing this from
51:49
your phone? Here at Stephen F Austin, we
51:51
hate the unborn and we love premarital sex and drugs and the
51:55
movie Interstellar. It's not remotely what.
51:58
What's up? It's more of like a.
51:59
Stop that thing on your phone we hate.
52:02
Oh OK. Thank God you stop that dude.
52:07
Why'd you go to that school? No, they were going to say we
52:09
hate Nick Kroll. They don't like they don't like
52:12
Stephen Foster has a whole thing you, so you missed the mark a
52:15
little bit. It's more of like a dumb
52:16
conservative thing. Oh, I thought that's what I was
52:19
doing. I thought I was doing that
52:20
pretty well. Dumb conservatives don't like
52:22
abortion clinics. Well, but if they're really
52:24
dumb, they do. So they're like so dumb that
52:28
they just flip. It's the.
52:29
Idea. Yeah, it's like a clock.
52:32
OK, I thought it was like the horseshoe thing, but man, what a
52:36
great episode. Dude.
52:37
We talked about Interstellar, we talked about the wheelchair
52:40
index. We really need, I need somebody
52:41
in the comments, 'cause I know there are people already who
52:44
watch the video, OK? Was that too much?
52:46
Chill out dude. Sorry about that.
52:48
Breathe, do your drug again, do your Narcan.
52:51
I know we have people who have seen every episode tell us make
52:55
a list who passes the wheelchair index, who fails on the previous
52:59
episode and this one. So we have a regular.
53:01
Do we do we pass the wheelchair index?
53:04
Do we fail? Josh.
53:06
And we can't, we can't answer because we're obviously.
53:09
Josh, Ben, Matt, Matt, can you put your face on camera real
53:12
quick? Does Matt pass the wheelchair
53:14
index? Yeah.
53:15
Don't forget, become a member at Josh and the Giant today so that
53:19
Matt can feed his family. We're doing fine.
53:21
We're doing good. We are multimillionaires.
53:24
But the only way that Matt can make any money is if you become
53:27
a member today for as low as a dollar.
53:28
Because we're multimillionaires. But it's like not liquid like
53:31
it's tied up in like CDs. Powder it is.
53:33
So anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this episode
53:36
of Josh and the Giant. We have to RIP another pack.
53:40
I was why you got to do that? Can you not have this faith in
53:43
me? Dude, I'm so mad.
53:45
I'm so mad I could RIP another pack.
53:48
Oh I'm I'm so mad I could RIP another pack.
53:51
Computer. Give us Give us the full art
53:53
card. Computer, Give us a car worth
53:55
$20. Computer Computer.
53:59
Make these guys mad lucky. And by lucky, I mean blessed.
54:03
No, I'm not lucky. I'm blessed.
54:04
Yes. Also hilarious that this Pokémon
54:08
is literally called fan. We've got a fan.
54:13
Yeah. All right, let's see what we've
54:18
got. So I get on the flip.
54:21
It's not thug boom Oh. He got the.
54:24
He got the. I won't say it.
54:27
He got the oh it's way. Same.
54:33
Let's see it. Oh, it's cotton.
54:43
Hey, how many how many trader cars I got in today?
54:48
Oh, that looks kind of cool. Kind of cool dust Glocks.
54:53
Just a hollow, all right. Oh.
54:58
Sexy cat I did not like. I don't like framework who
55:03
didn't hear Matt said sexy cat. So I don't like that.
55:06
All right, go ahead, Josh. Oh, he got that.
55:12
Tell me if any of them. Something green, a little Kitty
55:15
cat. OK come on computer they go.
55:19
Monster pineapple head trainer computer make up make us so much
55:25
money. Kind of cool.
55:26
A little hollow this. Was cool.
55:28
I really need you guys to lock in because yeah, those are
55:31
nothing. Just so you know, like, Oh no,
55:36
Are those the same card? They look very similar. 1 is a
55:38
hollow. Maybe have a MAD by Evie
55:42
Evolvers. Dude, we got so spoiled because
55:45
Josh pulled that crazy pull the first episode well.
55:46
Matt's about to pull something. Watch this.
55:48
Here we go. Let's go.
55:49
Let's go. That.
55:50
Wah wah, go mad, go mad. Hey, oh, oh, good call.
56:00
What is that? What is that?
56:02
What is that? What is that?
56:05
What is that? Pull this.
56:10
I'm on Matt. OK, Groot.
56:13
Groot. I am Groot 00.
56:18
That was it. Wow, whatever.
56:19
What? Else.
56:20
I don't know, Whims Whimsicott. Dang it, we got.
56:23
So spoiled this was a I'm done. Can't.
56:26
Believe we just. I don't.
56:27
Waste it here. Wow dollars on that man.
56:30
Dude, I can't. Believe I can't feed my kids?
56:32
Gosh, I just maybe if I don't know like 100 people became
56:35
members right now, that would help offset the price if.
56:39
We hit 250 members. I'll shave my head.
56:43
I want to go on record. Here's a good question though.
56:45
A good qualifier, active members or 250 members that we received
56:48
in total. Active, like you got to be
56:50
rocking with a team, yeah. Hey, so if approximately 100 a
56:54
150 all became members right now, we'll shave that head in
56:57
the next step. Ben's shaving it.
56:59
Tight, giving it the Ben cut. Yeah.
57:02
Yeah, you want to go bomb? Bomb.
57:03
Yeah, dude, we can both do bomb. Again dude, I'm just.
57:05
Going to look like an egg. Yeah.
57:09
A game. A game hey we be cracking you
57:14
know what I mean Josh got two I got one I mean what I mean thank
57:19
you guys so much for watching the episode we really appreciate
57:21
you hope you enjoyed yourself let.
57:23
Me guys. God.
57:24
Bless my friend.