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From GFCIs to Giant Snowmen: Your Guide to Holiday Decorating Failures · Around the House with Eric G®: Home Improvement Remodeling & DIY

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  G.
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  a
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  DIY
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  project,
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  hiring
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  out,
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  or
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  just
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  trying
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  to
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  keep
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  your
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  home
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  running
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  With
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  over
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  30
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  remodeling
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  certified
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  Now
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  get
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  this
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  show
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  started
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  with
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  our
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  host,
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  Eric
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  G.
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  And
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  John
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  Dudley.
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  Welcome
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  to
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  the
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  Thanks
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  for
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  joining
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  us
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  today.
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  Johnny
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  Dudley
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  and
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  I
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  are
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  sitting
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  here
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  and
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  I'm
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  Eric
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  G.
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  We're
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  sitting
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  here
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  talking
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  Christmas
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  holidays
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  today,
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  kids.
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  Johnny,
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  my
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  thing
• 1:44
  is
• 1:45
  on
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  Thanksgiving,
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  my
• 1:47
  goal,
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  if
• 1:48
  I
• 1:48
  timed
• 1:48
  everything
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  right,
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  is
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  after
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  dinner
• 1:50
  is
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  when
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  I
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  turn
• 1:51
  the
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  lights
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  on.
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  That's
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  the
• 1:52
  earliest.
• 1:53
  Yeah.
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  As
• 1:54
  a
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  crazy
• 1:54
  guy
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  that
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  I'll
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  do,
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  I'm
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  like,
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  ah,
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  Thanksgiving,
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  its
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  own
• 1:56
  holiday.
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  Once
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  dinner's
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  done
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  and
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  we're
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  cleaned
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  up,
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  then
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  I
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  can
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  go
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  flick
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  on
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  the
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  Christmas
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  lights
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  and
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  say,
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  okay,
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  we're
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  good.
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  No,
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  I
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  like
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  that.
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  Standard
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  procedure.
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  That's
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  how
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  it
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  should
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  be.
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  Yep.
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  How
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  it
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  should
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  be.
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  And
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  there's
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  all
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  these
• 2:08
  decorating
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  tips.
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  And
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  quite
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  frankly,
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  I.
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  This
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  is
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  probably
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  the
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  biggest
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  time
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  of
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  year
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  that
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  I
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  get
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  electrical
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  questions
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  is
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  from
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  Christmas
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  back
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  to
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  Thanksgiving.
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  That's
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  the
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  thing.
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  Because
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  people
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  are
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  plugging
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  into
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  things
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  and
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  outlets
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  that
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  maybe
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  they
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  haven't
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  used
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  in
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  a
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  year
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  and
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  wondering
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  what
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  went
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  wrong.
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  Plugging
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  seven
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  things
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  into
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  one
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  outlet.
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  Yeah.
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  First
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  off,
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  give
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  you
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  some
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  quick
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  nuggets
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  out
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  there.
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  If
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  you
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  have
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  a
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  house
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  built
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  probably
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  after
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  the
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  70s
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  or
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  even
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  80s,
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  depending
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  on
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  where
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  you're
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  located,
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  those
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  outside
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  outlets
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  have
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  a
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  gfci,
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  which
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  is
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  a
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  ground
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  fault
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  circuit
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  interrupter.
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  There's
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  a
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  little
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  outlet.
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  So
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  you
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  see
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  where
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  they
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  have
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  the
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  test
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  and
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  the
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  reset
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  on
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  them.
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  Keep
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  in
• 2:51
  mind.
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  Yeah.
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  And
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  the
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  red.
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  Those
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  have
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  a
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  lifespan
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  of
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  about
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  10
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  years
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  before
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  they
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  start
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  to
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  wear
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  out
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  and
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  trip
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  early.
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  That's
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  one
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  issue.
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  But
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  two.
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  I'll
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  get
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  two
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  dozen
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  questions
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  and
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  always
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  go
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  like
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  this.
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  Hey,
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  Eric.
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  I
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  ended
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  up
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  plugging
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  on
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  my
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  Christmas
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  lights
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  and
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  after
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  having
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  them
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  up
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  for
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  a
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  week
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  or
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  10
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  days
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  now,
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  there's
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  no
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  power
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  to
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  the
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  outlet.
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  What
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  happened?
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  Man,
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  it
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  is
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  always
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  that
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  GFCI
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  could
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  be
• 3:18
  the
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  fuse
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  in
• 3:19
  the
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  first
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  string
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  of
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  lights,
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  but
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  when
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  the
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  outlet's
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  just
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  non
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  existent,
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  that
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  means
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  you
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  clicked
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  that.
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  And
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  so
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  many
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  people
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  don't
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  understand
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  where
• 3:26
  that
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  is.
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  And
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  it
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  could
• 3:28
  be
• 3:28
  in
• 3:28
  funky
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  places.
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  Many
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  times
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  in
• 3:31
  newer
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  homes
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  Brother,
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  it's
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  right
• 3:33
  behind
• 3:33
  Murphy's
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  losses,
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  behind
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  the
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  refrigerator
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  in
• 3:35
  the
• 3:36
  garage,
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  which
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  to
• 3:37
  be
• 3:37
  honest,
• 3:37
  that
• 3:38
  outlet's
• 3:38
  not
• 3:38
  really
• 3:38
  even
• 3:39
  designed
• 3:39
  to
• 3:39
  plug
• 3:39
  a
• 3:39
  refrigerator
• 3:40
  into
• 3:40
  it.
• 3:40
  But
• 3:40
  that's
• 3:41
  usually
• 3:41
  that
• 3:41
  one
• 3:41
  that's
• 3:41
  high
• 3:42
  that
• 3:43
  people
• 3:43
  plug
• 3:43
  into
• 3:44
  because
• 3:44
  there's
• 3:44
  a
• 3:44
  handful
• 3:44
  of
• 3:44
  outlets
• 3:45
  in
• 3:45
  the
• 3:45
  garage.
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  Now,
• 3:47
  my
• 3:47
  last
• 3:47
  house
• 3:48
  was
• 3:48
  goofy.
• 3:49
  The
• 3:49
  backyard
• 3:50
  GFCI
• 3:51
  outlet
• 3:52
  was
• 3:52
  in
• 3:53
  the
• 3:53
  front
• 3:54
  powder
• 3:54
  room.
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  Wow.
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  Okay.
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  So
• 3:59
  when
• 3:59
  I
• 3:59
  first
• 3:59
  moved
• 4:00
  into
• 4:00
  the
• 4:00
  house,
• 4:00
  I
• 4:00
  was
• 4:00
  running
• 4:01
  a
• 4:01
  table
• 4:01
  saw,
• 4:01
  I
• 4:02
  think,
• 4:02
  and
• 4:02
  a
• 4:02
  chop
• 4:02
  saw
• 4:03
  or
• 4:03
  something
• 4:03
  out
• 4:03
  there
• 4:03
  off
• 4:03
  of
• 4:04
  and
• 4:04
  clicked
• 4:04
  it.
• 4:05
  It
• 4:05
  was
• 4:05
  old
• 4:05
  and
• 4:06
  tired.
• 4:07
  I
• 4:07
  spent
• 4:07
  like
• 4:07
  a
• 4:07
  half
• 4:08
  hour
• 4:08
  going
• 4:08
  around
• 4:08
  looking
• 4:09
  for
• 4:09
  it.
• 4:09
  I'm
• 4:09
  like,
• 4:09
  oh,
• 4:09
  it
• 4:09
  can't
• 4:10
  be
• 4:10
  in
• 4:10
  that
• 4:10
  other
• 4:11
  side
• 4:11
  of
• 4:11
  the
• 4:11
  house.
• 4:12
  Wow.
• 4:13
  It
• 4:13
  was
• 4:14
  up
• 4:14
  there.
• 4:14
  It
• 4:14
  was
• 4:14
  the
• 4:14
  last
• 4:14
  one
• 4:15
  I
• 4:15
  checked.
• 4:15
  I
• 4:15
  better
• 4:15
  check
• 4:16
  that
• 4:16
  front
• 4:16
  bathroom.
• 4:16
  Just
• 4:17
  sure
• 4:17
  enough,
• 4:18
  there
• 4:18
  it
• 4:19
  was.
• 4:19
  Thanks
• 4:20
  a
• 4:20
  lot,
• 4:20
  Mr.
• 4:20
  Larkin.
• 4:21
  Yeah,
• 4:22
  it
• 4:22
  was
• 4:22
  just
• 4:22
  like,
• 4:23
  are
• 4:23
  you
• 4:23
  kidding
• 4:23
  me?
• 4:24
  And
• 4:24
  so
• 4:24
  that's
• 4:25
  the
• 4:25
  thing
• 4:25
  you're
• 4:25
  into.
• 4:26
  And
• 4:26
  it's
• 4:26
  funny,
• 4:27
  but
• 4:28
  where
• 4:28
  is
• 4:28
  that
• 4:28
  GFCI
• 4:29
  outlet?
• 4:29
  And
• 4:30
  it's.
• 4:30
  And
• 4:30
  if
• 4:30
  it's
• 4:31
  a
• 4:31
  decade
• 4:31
  older,
• 4:32
  might
• 4:32
  be
• 4:32
  smart
• 4:33
  just
• 4:33
  to
• 4:33
  throw
• 4:33
  another
• 4:33
  one
• 4:34
  in
• 4:34
  it.
• 4:34
  And
• 4:35
  the
• 4:35
  other
• 4:35
  issue
• 4:35
  with
• 4:35
  newer
• 4:36
  homes
• 4:36
  is
• 4:36
  you've
• 4:36
  got
• 4:36
  the
• 4:37
  arc
• 4:37
  fault
• 4:38
  stuff.
• 4:38
  And
• 4:38
  the
• 4:38
  arc
• 4:38
  fault
• 4:39
  stuff
• 4:40
  really
• 4:40
  sets
• 4:40
  off.
• 4:41
  Those
• 4:41
  are
• 4:41
  those
• 4:42
  new
• 4:42
  breakers,
• 4:42
  Johnny,
• 4:43
  since
• 4:43
  you've
• 4:43
  left
• 4:43
  here
• 4:44
  that
• 4:44
  have
• 4:44
  been
• 4:44
  common.
• 4:45
  And
• 4:46
  man,
• 4:46
  electric
• 4:47
  motors,
• 4:48
  especially
• 4:48
  the
• 4:48
  early
• 4:49
  ones
• 4:49
  of
• 4:49
  those,
• 4:50
  you
• 4:50
  turn
• 4:51
  on
• 4:51
  a
• 4:51
  table
• 4:51
  saw,
• 4:51
  you
• 4:52
  turn
• 4:52
  on
• 4:52
  something
• 4:52
  there.
• 4:53
  Those
• 4:53
  things
• 4:54
  love
• 4:54
  to
• 4:54
  just
• 4:54
  go
• 4:55
  boom
• 4:55
  and
• 4:55
  click
• 4:56
  off.
• 4:56
  So
• 4:57
  that's
• 4:57
  the
• 4:58
  first
• 4:58
  place
• 4:58
  on
• 4:59
  that.
• 4:59
  And
• 5:00
  the
• 5:00
  second
• 5:00
  tip
• 5:00
  I
• 5:00
  want
• 5:00
  to
• 5:01
  give
• 5:01
  you,
• 5:01
  we
• 5:01
  have
• 5:01
  more
• 5:01
  in
• 5:02
  the
• 5:02
  show
• 5:02
  to
• 5:02
  give
• 5:02
  you.
• 5:03
  But
• 5:03
  the
• 5:03
  second
• 5:03
  one
• 5:03
  I
• 5:04
  just
• 5:04
  want
• 5:04
  to
• 5:04
  give
• 5:04
  out
• 5:04
  there
• 5:05
  is
• 5:05
  never
• 5:06
  ever
• 5:06
  run
• 5:07
  that
• 5:07
  power
• 5:07
  cord
• 5:08
  underneath
• 5:09
  the
• 5:10
  garage
• 5:10
  door
• 5:11
  where
• 5:11
  you're
• 5:11
  pinching
• 5:11
  it.
• 5:12
  Then
• 5:13
  everybody
• 5:14
  does
• 5:14
  it.
• 5:15
  And
• 5:15
  I
• 5:15
  remember
• 5:16
  when
• 5:16
  I
• 5:17
  was
• 5:17
  in
• 5:17
  my
• 5:17
  20s,
• 5:17
  one
• 5:18
  of
• 5:18
  my
• 5:18
  dad's
• 5:18
  good
• 5:18
  friends
• 5:19
  ended
• 5:20
  up
• 5:20
  having
• 5:20
  his
• 5:21
  three
• 5:21
  car
• 5:21
  garage
• 5:22
  with
• 5:22
  his
• 5:22
  hot
• 5:22
  rods
• 5:22
  in
• 5:23
  it.
• 5:23
  He
• 5:23
  burnt
• 5:23
  the
• 5:23
  thing
• 5:23
  down
• 5:24
  because
• 5:24
  he
• 5:24
  ran
• 5:24
  the
• 5:24
  Christmas
• 5:24
  lights
• 5:25
  underneath
• 5:25
  it.
• 5:25
  And
• 5:26
  it
• 5:26
  just
• 5:26
  kept
• 5:26
  karate
• 5:27
  chopping
• 5:27
  it
• 5:28
  broke
• 5:28
  down
• 5:28
  the
• 5:28
  cord,
• 5:29
  whatever
• 5:30
  the
• 5:30
  extension
• 5:30
  cord
• 5:30
  was
• 5:31
  underneath
• 5:31
  it.
• 5:31
  It
• 5:31
  just
• 5:32
  couldn't
• 5:32
  take
• 5:32
  the
• 5:32
  pressure
• 5:33
  of
• 5:33
  that
• 5:33
  hitting
• 5:33
  it
• 5:33
  every
• 5:33
  time
• 5:34
  on
• 5:34
  the
• 5:34
  concrete.
• 5:35
  Sure
• 5:35
  enough,
• 5:35
  shorted
• 5:36
  it,
• 5:36
  Boom.
• 5:37
  Burnt
• 5:38
  the
• 5:38
  garage
• 5:38
  down
• 5:38
  in
• 5:38
  the
• 5:39
  house.
• 5:39
  Lost
• 5:39
  three
• 5:40
  cars
• 5:40
  that
• 5:40
  weren't
• 5:40
  insured
• 5:41
  because
• 5:41
  they
• 5:41
  were
• 5:41
  in
• 5:41
  for
• 5:41
  the
• 5:41
  holidays.
• 5:42
  So
• 5:43
  just
• 5:43
  be
• 5:43
  really
• 5:44
  careful
• 5:44
  with
• 5:44
  that
• 5:44
  stuff.
• 5:45
  And
• 5:45
  the
• 5:46
  same
• 5:46
  goes
• 5:46
  for
• 5:46
  using
• 5:47
  that
• 5:47
  little
• 5:47
  screw
• 5:48
  in
• 5:48
  to
• 5:49
  plug
• 5:49
  into
• 5:49
  a
• 5:49
  light
• 5:50
  fixture
• 5:50
  outside
• 5:51
  to
• 5:52
  it.
• 5:52
  Have
• 5:53
  the
• 5:53
  electrician
• 5:54
  come
• 5:54
  over.
• 5:54
  And
• 5:55
  my
• 5:55
  biggest
• 5:55
  tip
• 5:56
  on
• 5:56
  this
• 5:56
  is
• 5:56
  when
• 5:57
  you
• 5:57
  have
• 5:57
  the
• 5:57
  electrician
• 5:57
  coming
• 5:58
  over
• 5:58
  for
• 5:58
  the
• 5:58
  next
• 5:58
  remodel,
• 5:59
  you're
• 5:59
  adding
• 6:00
  a
• 6:00
  generator
• 6:00
  or
• 6:00
  whatever.
• 6:01
  Just
• 6:02
  have
• 6:02
  them
• 6:02
  throw
• 6:02
  another
• 6:03
  20amp
• 6:03
  circuit
• 6:04
  up
• 6:05
  in
• 6:05
  the
• 6:05
  soffit
• 6:05
  or
• 6:05
  eaves.
• 6:06
  So
• 6:06
  you
• 6:07
  could
• 6:07
  plug
• 6:07
  it
• 6:07
  in
• 6:08
  and
• 6:08
  then
• 6:09
  you
• 6:09
  could
• 6:09
  run
• 6:09
  a
• 6:09
  timer
• 6:10
  off
• 6:10
  of
• 6:10
  that
• 6:10
  whatever
• 6:11
  and
• 6:12
  you're
• 6:12
  good
• 6:12
  to
• 6:12
  go.
• 6:12
  Makes
• 6:13
  it
• 6:13
  so
• 6:13
  simple.
• 6:14
  Yeah,
• 6:14
  it's
• 6:15
  just
• 6:15
  a
• 6:15
  smart
• 6:15
  idea.
• 6:16
  You'll
• 6:16
  use
• 6:16
  it
• 6:17
  every
• 6:18
  time.
• 6:18
  Every
• 6:19
  time.
• 6:19
  Heck,
• 6:19
  you
• 6:19
  could
• 6:19
  be
• 6:19
  on
• 6:20
  the
• 6:20
  roof
• 6:20
  doing
• 6:20
  some
• 6:20
  work
• 6:20
  up
• 6:21
  there
• 6:21
  and
• 6:21
  you
• 6:21
  got
• 6:21
  a
• 6:21
  plug
• 6:21
  in
• 6:21
  right
• 6:22
  underneath.
• 6:22
  That's
• 6:22
  what
• 6:22
  I'm
• 6:23
  saying.
• 6:23
  You'll
• 6:23
  use
• 6:23
  it.
• 6:23
  You'll
• 6:24
  use
• 6:24
  it
• 6:24
  for
• 6:24
  things
• 6:24
  in
• 6:24
  the
• 6:25
  yard,
• 6:25
  you'll
• 6:25
  use
• 6:25
  it
• 6:25
  on
• 6:26
  the
• 6:26
  roof,
• 6:26
  you
• 6:26
  use
• 6:26
  it
• 6:26
  for
• 6:26
  the
• 6:27
  lights.
• 6:28
  It's
• 6:28
  just
• 6:28
  20amp
• 6:29
  never
• 6:29
  hurts.
• 6:30
  A
• 6:30
  great
• 6:31
  thing
• 6:31
  to
• 6:31
  have
• 6:32
  and
• 6:32
  it's
• 6:32
  just
• 6:32
  handy.
• 6:33
  And
• 6:33
  nowadays
• 6:34
  too
• 6:34
  you
• 6:34
  can
• 6:34
  get
• 6:34
  those
• 6:34
  plugs
• 6:35
  that
• 6:35
  work
• 6:35
  really
• 6:35
  well
• 6:36
  that
• 6:36
  they
• 6:36
  just
• 6:37
  plug
• 6:37
  in
• 6:37
  and
• 6:38
  they're
• 6:38
  oh
• 6:38
  like
• 6:38
  a
• 6:38
  12
• 6:39
  inch
• 6:39
  cord
• 6:39
  but
• 6:39
  they
• 6:40
  have
• 6:40
  the
• 6:40
  Lutron
• 6:41
  super
• 6:42
  waterproof
• 6:43
  basically
• 6:44
  remote
• 6:44
  outlet
• 6:45
  in
• 6:45
  it.
• 6:45
  So
• 6:46
  it
• 6:46
  plugs
• 6:46
  in,
• 6:46
  you
• 6:46
  hook
• 6:47
  it
• 6:47
  up
• 6:47
  into
• 6:47
  your
• 6:47
  Lutron
• 6:48
  system
• 6:48
  on
• 6:48
  the
• 6:48
  phone
• 6:49
  and
• 6:50
  basically
• 6:50
  it's
• 6:51
  a
• 6:51
  smart
• 6:51
  switch.
• 6:52
  So
• 6:52
  you
• 6:52
  can
• 6:52
  literally
• 6:53
  jump
• 6:53
  on
• 6:53
  your
• 6:53
  Lutron
• 6:54
  app
• 6:55
  and
• 6:55
  click
• 6:55
  on
• 6:55
  there
• 6:55
  and
• 6:56
  go
• 6:56
  boom.
• 6:57
  Okay,
• 6:57
  I
• 6:57
  want
• 6:57
  this
• 6:57
  to
• 6:58
  turn
• 6:58
  on
• 6:59
  45
• 6:59
  minutes
• 7:00
  before
• 7:01
  sunset
• 7:01
  and
• 7:02
  I
• 7:02
  want
• 7:02
  it
• 7:02
  to
• 7:02
  turn
• 7:02
  off
• 7:02
  at
• 7:03
  2
• 7:03
  in
• 7:03
  the
• 7:03
  morning.
• 7:03
  Or
• 7:04
  if
• 7:04
  you
• 7:04
  want
• 7:04
  to
• 7:04
  get
• 7:04
  up
• 7:04
  when
• 7:04
  you're
• 7:04
  going
• 7:05
  to
• 7:05
  work
• 7:05
  in
• 7:05
  the
• 7:05
  dark
• 7:05
  and
• 7:05
  have
• 7:05
  your
• 7:06
  Christmas
• 7:06
  lights
• 7:06
  on,
• 7:07
  have
• 7:07
  it
• 7:07
  come
• 7:07
  on
• 7:07
  15
• 7:08
  minutes
• 7:08
  up
• 7:08
  after
• 7:09
  sunrise
• 7:10
  and
• 7:10
  you
• 7:10
  have
• 7:10
  running
• 7:11
  all
• 7:11
  light.
• 7:11
  So
• 7:12
  it's
• 7:12
  a
• 7:12
  cool
• 7:12
  way
• 7:12
  to
• 7:13
  go
• 7:13
  and
• 7:13
  it
• 7:13
  saves
• 7:13
  you
• 7:13
  electricity
• 7:14
  and
• 7:14
  you
• 7:15
  don't
• 7:15
  have
• 7:15
  some
• 7:15
  sketchy
• 7:17
  timer
• 7:17
  in
• 7:18
  a
• 7:18
  plastic
• 7:18
  bag
• 7:19
  that
• 7:19
  shouldn't
• 7:19
  be
• 7:19
  outside
• 7:19
  anyway
• 7:20
  trying
• 7:20
  to
• 7:20
  make
• 7:20
  it
• 7:20
  work.
• 7:22
  Who
• 7:22
  would
• 7:22
  do
• 7:22
  that?
• 7:23
  You
• 7:23
  and
• 7:23
  me.
• 7:24
  I
• 7:24
  guarantee
• 7:24
  you
• 7:25
  and
• 7:25
  I
• 7:25
  have
• 7:25
  both
• 7:25
  done
• 7:25
  that.
• 7:26
  I've
• 7:26
  done
• 7:26
  it
• 7:27
  more
• 7:27
  than
• 7:27
  twice.
• 7:28
  More
• 7:28
  than
• 7:28
  twice.
• 7:29
  Absolutely,
• 7:30
  absolutely.
• 7:32
  So
• 7:32
  those
• 7:32
  are
• 7:32
  some
• 7:33
  of
• 7:33
  the
• 7:33
  big
• 7:33
  ones
• 7:33
  just
• 7:33
  right
• 7:33
  off
• 7:34
  the
• 7:34
  bat
• 7:34
  that
• 7:34
  just
• 7:34
  on
• 7:35
  the
• 7:35
  safety
• 7:35
  side
• 7:35
  we're
• 7:35
  going
• 7:36
  to
• 7:36
  talk
• 7:36
  a
• 7:36
  lot
• 7:36
  about
• 7:36
  decorating
• 7:36
  stuff,
• 7:37
  which
• 7:37
  I
• 7:37
  know
• 7:38
  Johnny
• 7:38
  isn't
• 7:38
  your
• 7:39
  cup
• 7:39
  of
• 7:39
  tea,
• 7:39
  but
• 7:39
  I
• 7:39
  want
• 7:39
  to
• 7:40
  hear
• 7:40
  your
• 7:40
  comments
• 7:40
  on
• 7:40
  some
• 7:40
  of
• 7:41
  this
• 7:41
  stuff
• 7:41
  because
• 7:42
  it's
• 7:42
  always
• 7:43
  colorful.
• 7:43
  You're
• 7:43
  not
• 7:43
  the
• 7:44
  decorator.
• 7:45
  I
• 7:45
  like
• 7:45
  lights,
• 7:46
  but
• 7:46
  the
• 7:46
  decorations,
• 7:47
  eh,
• 7:47
  not
• 7:48
  so
• 7:48
  much.
• 7:48
  I
• 7:48
  was
• 7:49
  joking.
• 7:49
  We
• 7:49
  were
• 7:49
  at.
• 7:50
  Oh,
• 7:50
  we
• 7:50
  were
• 7:50
  at.
• 7:50
  My
• 7:50
  friend,
• 7:50
  my
• 7:51
  friend.
• 7:51
  I
• 7:51
  have
• 7:51
  a
• 7:51
  great
• 7:52
  relationship
• 7:52
  here
• 7:52
  in
• 7:52
  Portland
• 7:53
  with
• 7:53
  my
• 7:53
  friends
• 7:53
  over
• 7:54
  at
• 7:54
  Park
• 7:54
  Rose
• 7:54
  Hardware.
• 7:55
  Those
• 7:55
  guys,
• 7:55
  we
• 7:55
  get
• 7:56
  along
• 7:56
  great.
• 7:56
  I
• 7:57
  love
• 7:57
  their
• 7:57
  tool
• 7:57
  rental
• 7:57
  but
• 7:58
  they
• 7:58
  had
• 7:58
  that
• 7:58
  20
• 7:59
  foot
• 8:00
  blow
• 8:00
  up
• 8:00
  snowman
• 8:01
  in
• 8:01
  there
• 8:01
  for
• 8:02
  sale
• 8:02
  for
• 8:02
  a
• 8:02
  few
• 8:02
  hundred
• 8:03
  bucks
• 8:03
  and
• 8:04
  I
• 8:04
  was
• 8:04
  in
• 8:04
  there
• 8:04
  with
• 8:04
  my
• 8:04
  girlfriend.
• 8:05
  I
• 8:05
  looked
• 8:05
  over
• 8:05
  at
• 8:05
  her,
• 8:05
  I
• 8:06
  went,
• 8:06
  you
• 8:06
  know
• 8:06
  what
• 8:06
  we
• 8:06
  could
• 8:07
  do?
• 8:07
  You
• 8:08
  think
• 8:08
  we'd
• 8:08
  make
• 8:08
  the
• 8:08
  HOA
• 8:09
  mad
• 8:09
  if
• 8:09
  we
• 8:09
  put
• 8:10
  that
• 8:10
  in
• 8:10
  the
• 8:10
  front
• 8:10
  yard?
• 8:11
  She
• 8:12
  just,
• 8:12
  we
• 8:12
  got
• 8:12
  to
• 8:12
  get
• 8:12
  out
• 8:13
  of
• 8:13
  here.
• 8:13
  She
• 8:13
  did
• 8:13
  not
• 8:13
  want
• 8:13
  me
• 8:14
  messing
• 8:14
  with
• 8:14
  the
• 8:14
  HOA
• 8:14
  on
• 8:15
  that
• 8:15
  one,
• 8:15
  but
• 8:15
  I
• 8:15
  thought
• 8:15
  that
• 8:15
  would
• 8:16
  be
• 8:16
  fun.
• 8:17
  Here's
• 8:17
  my
• 8:17
  experiences
• 8:18
  with
• 8:18
  the
• 8:18
  decoration
• 8:19
  portion.
• 8:20
  I'm
• 8:20
  the
• 8:20
  guy
• 8:20
  that
• 8:20
  either
• 8:22
  steals
• 8:22
  or
• 8:22
  stabs
• 8:23
  that
• 8:23
  snowman.
• 8:25
  Okay.
• 8:25
  You're
• 8:26
  not
• 8:26
  17
• 8:26
  anymore
• 8:27
  or
• 8:27
  27.
• 8:28
  I'm
• 8:28
  the
• 8:28
  guy
• 8:28
  that
• 8:29
  went
• 8:29
  running
• 8:29
  out
• 8:30
  of
• 8:30
  the
• 8:30
  shopping
• 8:30
  mall
• 8:31
  with
• 8:31
  the
• 8:31
  giant
• 8:31
  wicker
• 8:32
  reindeer
• 8:32
  and
• 8:33
  shoved
• 8:33
  in
• 8:33
  my
• 8:33
  buddy
• 8:34
  Mark's
• 8:34
  car
• 8:35
  when
• 8:35
  I
• 8:35
  was
• 8:35
  15.
• 8:36
  Yeah,
• 8:36
  I
• 8:36
  like
• 8:37
  decorations.
• 8:38
  Yeah,
• 8:38
  I
• 8:39
  get
• 8:39
  that.
• 8:39
  I
• 8:39
  get
• 8:40
  that
• 8:40
  derelict.
• 8:41
  I
• 8:41
  love
• 8:42
  it.
• 8:42
  Yeah,
• 8:43
  Somebody
• 8:44
  had
• 8:44
  to.
• 8:44
  They
• 8:45
  were
• 8:45
  just
• 8:45
  sitting
• 8:45
  there
• 8:45
  all
• 8:45
  alone.
• 8:46
  Poor
• 8:46
  kids.
• 8:47
  Poor
• 8:47
  kids.
• 8:48
  Exactly.
• 8:48
  Here's
• 8:49
  the
• 8:49
  thing
• 8:49
  what
• 8:49
  I
• 8:49
  say,
• 8:50
  and
• 8:50
  we
• 8:50
  see
• 8:50
  this,
• 8:51
  especially
• 8:51
  when
• 8:51
  it
• 8:51
  comes
• 8:52
  to
• 8:52
  outside.
• 8:52
  I
• 8:52
  love
• 8:53
  the
• 8:53
  people
• 8:53
  that
• 8:53
  go
• 8:54
  just
• 8:54
  absolutely
• 8:56
  bat
• 8:56
  crazy
• 8:58
  on
• 8:58
  outside
• 8:58
  decorations.
• 9:00
  My
• 9:00
  buddy,
• 9:00
  Scotty
• 9:01
  Hammond,
• 9:01
  I
• 9:01
  think
• 9:01
  you've
• 9:02
  met
• 9:02
  him
• 9:02
  once
• 9:02
  or
• 9:02
  twice
• 9:02
  before.
• 9:03
  He
• 9:03
  lives
• 9:03
  down
• 9:03
  in
• 9:03
  California.
• 9:04
  His
• 9:04
  neighbor
• 9:05
  across
• 9:05
  the
• 9:05
  street
• 9:05
  is
• 9:05
  the
• 9:06
  guy
• 9:06
  that
• 9:06
  you'll
• 9:06
  see
• 9:07
  probably
• 9:07
  on
• 9:07
  this
• 9:08
  season's,
• 9:09
  like
• 9:09
  on
• 9:10
  Christmas
• 9:10
  Eve,
• 9:10
  they
• 9:10
  run
• 9:11
  the
• 9:11
  on
• 9:11
  like
• 9:11
  abc.
• 9:12
  It's
• 9:12
  like
• 9:12
  the
• 9:13
  best
• 9:13
  Christmas
• 9:13
  light
• 9:14
  display
• 9:14
  in
• 9:14
  the
• 9:14
  country.
• 9:14
  And
• 9:15
  whoever
• 9:15
  wins
• 9:15
  $50,000,
• 9:17
  I
• 9:17
  think
• 9:17
  you'll
• 9:17
  be
• 9:17
  on
• 9:18
  this
• 9:18
  year's.
• 9:19
  But
• 9:20
  you
• 9:20
  can't
• 9:21
  see
• 9:21
  the
• 9:21
  house.
• 9:22
  There's
• 9:22
  probably
• 9:23
  30,000
• 9:23
  decorations
• 9:24
  in
• 9:24
  the
• 9:24
  front.
• 9:25
  Wow,
• 9:26
  there's
• 9:27
  those
• 9:27
  people.
• 9:27
  And
• 9:28
  thank
• 9:28
  God
• 9:28
  to
• 9:28
  LED
• 9:29
  lights
• 9:29
  because
• 9:29
  a
• 9:29
  lot
• 9:29
  of
• 9:29
  those
• 9:30
  guys
• 9:30
  were
• 9:30
  putting
• 9:30
  in
• 9:30
  three
• 9:31
  phase
• 9:31
  electric
• 9:31
  just
• 9:31
  to
• 9:32
  run
• 9:32
  their
• 9:32
  Christmas
• 9:33
  light
• 9:33
  display.
• 9:34
  And
• 9:34
  having
• 9:34
  600amp
• 9:35
  panels
• 9:35
  before,
• 9:36
  now
• 9:36
  they've
• 9:36
  got
• 9:37
  it
• 9:37
  where,
• 9:37
  you
• 9:38
  know,
• 9:38
  they
• 9:38
  can
• 9:38
  at
• 9:38
  least
• 9:39
  dial
• 9:39
  it
• 9:39
  back
• 9:39
  a
• 9:40
  bit
• 9:40
  with
• 9:40
  LEDs.
• 9:41
  But
• 9:41
  I
• 9:42
  appreciate
• 9:42
  those
• 9:42
  people
• 9:43
  that
• 9:44
  in
• 9:44
  September
• 9:44
  start
• 9:45
  putting
• 9:45
  their
• 9:45
  Christmas
• 9:45
  display
• 9:46
  up
• 9:46
  because
• 9:46
  it
• 9:46
  takes
• 9:47
  them
• 9:47
  three
• 9:47
  months
• 9:47
  to
• 9:48
  do
• 9:48
  it.
• 9:49
  And
• 9:49
  they're
• 9:49
  fun.
• 9:50
  A
• 9:50
  lot
• 9:50
  of
• 9:50
  those
• 9:50
  folks
• 9:50
  too,
• 9:51
  right?
• 9:51
  It's
• 9:52
  like.
• 9:52
  It's
• 9:52
  like
• 9:53
  an
• 9:53
  amusement
• 9:53
  park.
• 9:53
  Like,
• 9:54
  they
• 9:54
  want
• 9:54
  people
• 9:54
  to
• 9:54
  come
• 9:55
  right
• 9:55
  around
• 9:55
  the
• 9:55
  yard,
• 9:56
  check
• 9:56
  it
• 9:56
  all
• 9:56
  out.
• 9:57
  Like,
• 9:57
  I
• 9:57
  used
• 9:57
  to
• 9:57
  love
• 9:57
  that
• 9:58
  when
• 9:58
  I
• 9:58
  was
• 9:58
  a
• 9:58
  kid,
• 9:58
  man.
• 9:59
  Absolutely.
• 9:59
  Hey,
• 10:00
  we're
• 10:00
  gonna
• 10:00
  have
• 10:00
  to
• 10:00
  go
• 10:00
  out
• 10:01
  to
• 10:01
  break,
• 10:01
  brother.
• 10:01
  When
• 10:01
  we
• 10:01
  do,
• 10:02
  let's
• 10:02
  go
• 10:02
  back
• 10:02
  and
• 10:02
  continue
• 10:02
  this
• 10:03
  discussion
• 10:03
  with
• 10:03
  this
• 10:03
  and
• 10:04
  how
• 10:04
  to
• 10:04
  plan
• 10:04
  for
• 10:04
  that.
• 10:05
  We'll
• 10:05
  do
• 10:05
  that
• 10:05
  just
• 10:06
  as
• 10:06
  soon
• 10:06
  as
• 10:06
  around
• 10:06
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• 10:06
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• 10:07
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• 10:07
  Have
• 10:07
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• 10:08
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• 10:08
  for
• 10:08
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• 10:08
  and
• 10:09
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• 10:09
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• 10:09
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• 10:10
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• 10:10
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• 10:11
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• 10:12
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• 10:13
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• 10:13
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• 10:15
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• 10:15
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• 10:16
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• 10:16
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• 10:17
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• 10:17
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• 10:17
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• 10:17
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• 10:18
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• 10:18
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• 10:18
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• 10:19
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• 10:19
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• 10:19
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• 10:20
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• 10:21
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• 10:22
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• 10:26
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• 10:26
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• 10:26
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
  We'll
• 10:28
  be
• 10:28
  right
• 10:28
  back
• 10:28
  after
• 10:29
  we
• 10:29
  pay
• 10:29
  some
• 10:29
  bills.
• 12:00
  What's
• 12:00
  up?
• 12:00
  This
• 12:00
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• 12:01
  Sticks
• 12:01
  it
• 12:01
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• 12:01
  ya
• 12:02
  and.
• 12:02
  Satchel
• 12:03
  from
• 12:03
  Steel
• 12:04
  Panther.
• 12:04
  And
• 12:04
  you
• 12:05
  are
• 12:05
  listening
• 12:05
  to
• 12:06
  around
• 12:06
  the
• 12:07
  House
• 12:07
  with
• 12:07
  Eric
• 12:08
  G.
• 12:08
  Yeah,
• 12:09
  we
• 12:10
  love
• 12:10
  Eric
• 12:11
  G.
• 12:11
  And
• 12:11
  you
• 12:11
  should
• 12:12
  too.
• 12:16
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• 12:17
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• 12:17
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• 12:17
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• 12:18
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• 12:21
  Thanks
• 12:22
  for
• 12:22
  joining
• 12:22
  us.
• 12:23
  I'm
• 12:23
  Eric
• 12:24
  G.
• 12:24
  I've
• 12:24
  been
• 12:24
  sitting
• 12:24
  here
• 12:24
  talking
• 12:25
  to
• 12:25
  Johnny
• 12:25
  about
• 12:25
  this
• 12:27
  reindeer
• 12:27
  theft
• 12:27
  that
• 12:27
  we
• 12:28
  uncovered
• 12:29
  here
• 12:29
  of
• 12:29
  retail
• 12:29
  stuff
• 12:30
  that
• 12:30
  HS
• 12:31
  brought
• 12:31
  and
• 12:32
  I
• 12:32
  had
• 12:32
  to
• 12:32
  look
• 12:33
  it
• 12:33
  up,
• 12:33
  brother.
• 12:34
  In
• 12:34
  Santa
• 12:34
  Clara,
• 12:35
  California,
• 12:35
  where
• 12:35
  this
• 12:35
  happened.
• 12:36
  Good
• 12:36
  news,
• 12:37
  looking
• 12:37
  at
• 12:37
  AI
• 12:38
  misdemeanor
• 12:39
  retail
• 12:39
  theft.
• 12:40
  Now,
• 12:40
  this
• 12:40
  isn't
• 12:41
  a
• 12:41
  live
• 12:41
  reindeer,
• 12:42
  so
• 12:42
  let's
• 12:42
  go
• 12:42
  into
• 12:42
  this.
• 12:43
  Statute
• 12:43
  of
• 12:43
  limitations
• 12:44
  is
• 12:44
  one
• 12:44
  year.
• 12:45
  So
• 12:45
  you're
• 12:45
  good.
• 12:46
  Okay.
• 12:46
  Now
• 12:47
  if
• 12:47
  that
• 12:47
  was
• 12:47
  felony
• 12:48
  theft,
• 12:48
  I
• 12:48
  don't
• 12:48
  think
• 12:49
  you
• 12:49
  had
• 12:49
  a
• 12:50
  thousand
• 12:50
  dollars
• 12:50
  worth
• 12:51
  of
• 12:51
  wicker
• 12:52
  reindeers
• 12:52
  under
• 12:52
  your
• 12:52
  arm.
• 12:53
  Let's
• 12:53
  be
• 12:53
  honest,
• 12:54
  no.
• 12:54
  Only
• 12:55
  two.
• 12:58
  So
• 12:58
  for
• 12:58
  Dancer
• 12:59
  and
• 12:59
  Prancer,
• 13:00
  that's
• 13:00
  only
• 13:00
  three
• 13:00
  years.
• 13:01
  But
• 13:01
  if
• 13:01
  reindeer
• 13:02
  I
• 13:02
  think
• 13:02
  were
• 13:02
  involved,
• 13:02
  it
• 13:03
  probably
• 13:03
  would
• 13:03
  have
• 13:03
  five
• 13:03
  or
• 13:03
  six
• 13:04
  of
• 13:04
  Rudolph,
• 13:05
  for
• 13:05
  instance.
• 13:05
  But
• 13:05
  I
• 13:05
  think
• 13:05
  with
• 13:06
  those
• 13:06
  two,
• 13:06
  you're
• 13:06
  good.
• 13:07
  So,
• 13:07
  yeah,
• 13:08
  it's
• 13:08
  been
• 13:08
  30
• 13:09
  years.
• 13:09
  40
• 13:09
  years.
• 13:10
  So
• 13:10
  I
• 13:10
  think
• 13:10
  you're
• 13:10
  low
• 13:11
  level
• 13:11
  reindeer.
• 13:11
  Low
• 13:12
  level
• 13:12
  reindeer
• 13:12
  theft,
• 13:13
  Exactly.
• 13:14
  Oh,
• 13:15
  I
• 13:15
  feel
• 13:15
  much
• 13:15
  better.
• 13:16
  I'll
• 13:16
  sleep
• 13:16
  better,
• 13:16
  I'm
• 13:17
  sure.
• 13:17
  See,
• 13:18
  there
• 13:18
  we
• 13:18
  go.
• 13:19
  For
• 13:19
  40
• 13:19
  years.
• 13:20
  All
• 13:20
  right,
• 13:20
  so
• 13:21
  back
• 13:21
  to
• 13:21
  decorating.
• 13:22
  I
• 13:22
  like
• 13:22
  you.
• 13:23
  I
• 13:23
  loved
• 13:24
  my
• 13:24
  parents
• 13:25
  jumping
• 13:25
  in
• 13:25
  the
• 13:25
  station
• 13:26
  wagon,
• 13:26
  driving
• 13:26
  around
• 13:27
  and
• 13:27
  taking
• 13:27
  a
• 13:27
  look
• 13:27
  at
• 13:28
  those
• 13:29
  homes
• 13:29
  or
• 13:29
  where
• 13:29
  the
• 13:30
  people
• 13:30
  just
• 13:30
  went
• 13:31
  absolutely
• 13:31
  crazy.
• 13:32
  And
• 13:33
  it's
• 13:33
  fun.
• 13:33
  It's
• 13:33
  very
• 13:34
  much
• 13:34
  National
• 13:35
  Lampoon's
• 13:36
  Christmas
• 13:36
  vacation.
• 13:37
  Totally.
• 13:39
  And
• 13:39
  a
• 13:39
  little
• 13:39
  trip,
• 13:40
  trip
• 13:41
  trick
• 13:41
  and
• 13:41
  tip.
• 13:42
  Let
• 13:42
  me
• 13:42
  say
• 13:42
  that
• 13:42
  correctly
• 13:43
  for
• 13:43
  this.
• 13:44
  If
• 13:44
  you're
• 13:44
  up
• 13:44
  on
• 13:44
  the
• 13:45
  ladder
• 13:45
  trying
• 13:45
  to
• 13:45
  recreate
• 13:46
  the
• 13:46
  Christmas
• 13:47
  vacation,
• 13:48
  get
• 13:48
  that
• 13:48
  lock
• 13:49
  up,
• 13:49
  lockjaw
• 13:49
  ladder
• 13:50
  grip
• 13:50
  so
• 13:50
  you
• 13:50
  can
• 13:51
  tie
• 13:51
  it
• 13:51
  to
• 13:52
  the
• 13:53
  ladder.
• 13:53
  Doesn't
• 13:53
  go
• 13:53
  backwards.
• 13:54
  And
• 13:54
  that
• 13:54
  way
• 13:54
  you
• 13:54
  don't
• 13:54
  send
• 13:55
  things
• 13:55
  through
• 13:55
  the
• 13:55
  neighbor's
• 13:56
  window
• 13:56
  and
• 13:56
  all
• 13:56
  that
• 13:57
  other
• 13:57
  stuff,
• 13:57
  you're
• 13:57
  good
• 13:57
  to
• 13:57
  go.
• 13:58
  Although
• 13:59
  there's
• 14:00
  some
• 14:00
  excitement
• 14:01
  to
• 14:01
  be
• 14:01
  had.
• 14:02
  Yeah,
• 14:03
  absolutely.
• 14:04
  It's
• 14:04
  funny
• 14:05
  too.
• 14:05
  Now
• 14:05
  there's
• 14:05
  people
• 14:05
  that
• 14:06
  can
• 14:06
  get
• 14:06
  those
• 14:06
  low
• 14:06
  end,
• 14:07
  like
• 14:07
  FM
• 14:08
  signal,
• 14:09
  like
• 14:09
  you
• 14:09
  see
• 14:09
  for
• 14:10
  realtors,
• 14:10
  where
• 14:10
  you
• 14:10
  drive
• 14:10
  by
• 14:11
  and
• 14:11
  you
• 14:11
  could
• 14:11
  actually
• 14:11
  listen
• 14:12
  to
• 14:12
  the
• 14:12
  description.
• 14:13
  I
• 14:13
  see
• 14:13
  people
• 14:13
  now.
• 14:14
  You
• 14:14
  drive
• 14:14
  by,
• 14:14
  Please
• 14:15
  tune
• 14:15
  to
• 14:16
  88.2
• 14:17
  or
• 14:17
  whatever
• 14:17
  and
• 14:18
  you
• 14:18
  can
• 14:19
  listen
• 14:19
  to
• 14:19
  whatever
• 14:20
  they
• 14:20
  had
• 14:20
  set
• 14:20
  at.
• 14:20
  You
• 14:20
  can
• 14:21
  listen
• 14:21
  to
• 14:21
  Christmas
• 14:21
  music
• 14:21
  when
• 14:22
  you
• 14:22
  drive
• 14:22
  by
• 14:22
  their
• 14:22
  house.
• 14:24
  Wow,
• 14:24
  that's
• 14:25
  good
• 14:25
  for
• 14:25
  100ft.
• 14:26
  Work
• 14:26
  a
• 14:26
  little
• 14:26
  bit.
• 14:27
  Yeah,
• 14:28
  it
• 14:28
  gets
• 14:28
  pretty
• 14:28
  crazy.
• 14:29
  I
• 14:29
  like
• 14:29
  it,
• 14:30
  though.
• 14:30
  It's
• 14:30
  one
• 14:30
  of
• 14:30
  those
• 14:30
  things.
• 14:31
  But
• 14:31
  no,
• 14:31
  it's
• 14:32
  spirited,
• 14:32
  man.
• 14:32
  It
• 14:33
  makes
• 14:33
  it
• 14:33
  a
• 14:33
  happy
• 14:33
  holiday.
• 14:34
  It's
• 14:34
  fun.
• 14:35
  See,
• 14:35
  I
• 14:36
  am
• 14:36
  the
• 14:36
  old
• 14:36
  school
• 14:36
  decorator.
• 14:37
  I'm
• 14:37
  the
• 14:38
  one
• 14:38
  that
• 14:38
  outside,
• 14:39
  I
• 14:39
  don't
• 14:39
  like
• 14:39
  the
• 14:39
  icicle
• 14:40
  lights
• 14:40
  as
• 14:40
  much,
• 14:40
  but
• 14:40
  I
• 14:41
  do
• 14:41
  the
• 14:41
  old,
• 14:42
  like,
• 14:42
  C7,
• 14:43
  C9
• 14:43
  bulbs
• 14:44
  that
• 14:44
  look
• 14:44
  like
• 14:44
  they're
• 14:44
  incandescents.
• 14:46
  So
• 14:46
  do
• 14:46
  I,
• 14:46
  because
• 14:46
  that's
• 14:47
  what
• 14:47
  my
• 14:47
  grandma
• 14:47
  and
• 14:47
  grandpa
• 14:48
  had.
• 14:48
  So
• 14:49
  that
• 14:49
  was
• 14:49
  always
• 14:49
  Christmas
• 14:50
  to
• 14:50
  me.
• 14:50
  Yeah.
• 14:51
  And
• 14:52
  if
• 14:52
  you
• 14:53
  steal
• 14:53
  a
• 14:53
  few
• 14:53
  of
• 14:53
  them,
• 14:54
  they
• 14:54
  make
• 14:54
  a
• 14:55
  really
• 14:55
  loud
• 14:55
  pop
• 14:55
  in
• 14:56
  the
• 14:56
  street
• 14:56
  when
• 14:56
  you
• 14:56
  throw
• 14:56
  them
• 14:57
  high
• 14:57
  up
• 14:57
  in
• 14:57
  the
• 14:57
  air.
• 14:58
  Yeah.
• 14:58
  And
• 14:58
  the
• 14:58
  other
• 14:58
  thing
• 14:59
  with
• 14:59
  that
• 14:59
  is.
• 14:59
  Yeah,
• 15:00
  so
• 15:00
  you've
• 15:00
  heard.
• 15:01
  Allegedly.
• 15:02
  So
• 15:02
  when
• 15:03
  those
• 15:03
  were
• 15:03
  incandescent
• 15:04
  bulbs.
• 15:04
  Nowadays
• 15:05
  they've
• 15:05
  got
• 15:05
  them
• 15:05
  in
• 15:05
  the
• 15:05
  plastic.
• 15:06
  So
• 15:06
  they're
• 15:07
  LEDs,
• 15:07
  and
• 15:07
  so
• 15:08
  you're
• 15:08
  not.
• 15:09
  I
• 15:09
  mean,
• 15:09
  they
• 15:09
  made
• 15:09
  a
• 15:09
  good
• 15:10
  snow
• 15:10
  melt
• 15:10
  on
• 15:10
  the
• 15:10
  ice.
• 15:11
  They
• 15:11
  did.
• 15:11
  They
• 15:12
  did
• 15:13
  knock
• 15:13
  out
• 15:13
  the
• 15:13
  ice
• 15:13
  in
• 15:13
  the
• 15:13
  gutters
• 15:14
  pretty
• 15:14
  quickly
• 15:14
  because
• 15:15
  they
• 15:15
  put
• 15:15
  on
• 15:15
  enough
• 15:15
  heat.
• 15:16
  Oh,
• 15:16
  yeah,
• 15:16
  dude.
• 15:17
  Yeah.
• 15:17
  You
• 15:17
  had
• 15:17
  to
• 15:18
  wear
• 15:18
  gloves
• 15:18
  or
• 15:18
  you'd
• 15:18
  burn
• 15:19
  the
• 15:19
  crap
• 15:19
  out
• 15:19
  of
• 15:19
  your
• 15:19
  hand.
• 15:19
  Getting
• 15:20
  absolutely
• 15:20
  up
• 15:21
  there
• 15:21
  putting
• 15:21
  up
• 15:21
  oven
• 15:21
  gloves.
• 15:22
  And
• 15:23
  one
• 15:23
  of
• 15:23
  my
• 15:23
  tricks
• 15:24
  too,
• 15:24
  on
• 15:24
  that,
• 15:24
  by
• 15:24
  the
• 15:24
  way,
• 15:24
  guys,
• 15:25
  is
• 15:26
  LEDs.
• 15:26
  You
• 15:26
  can
• 15:27
  put
• 15:27
  a
• 15:27
  lot
• 15:27
  together.
• 15:28
  But
• 15:28
  my
• 15:28
  secret
• 15:28
  here
• 15:29
  is
• 15:30
  I
• 15:30
  like
• 15:30
  buying
• 15:31
  the
• 15:31
  big
• 15:31
  rolls.
• 15:32
  You
• 15:32
  can
• 15:32
  buy
• 15:32
  those
• 15:33
  rolls
• 15:33
  of
• 15:33
  250ft
• 15:35
  at
• 15:35
  the
• 15:35
  store
• 15:35
  now
• 15:36
  instead
• 15:36
  of
• 15:36
  having
• 15:36
  to
• 15:37
  plug
• 15:37
  them
• 15:37
  in.
• 15:37
  But
• 15:38
  here's
• 15:38
  the
• 15:38
  problem.
• 15:39
  I
• 15:39
  have
• 15:40
  had
• 15:40
  some
• 15:40
  serious
• 15:41
  issues
• 15:41
  with
• 15:41
  those
• 15:41
  things
• 15:42
  lasting
• 15:42
  more
• 15:42
  than
• 15:43
  just
• 15:43
  a
• 15:43
  couple
• 15:43
  years.
• 15:44
  These
• 15:45
  days
• 15:45
  you
• 15:45
  buy
• 15:45
  them
• 15:46
  and,
• 15:47
  man,
• 15:47
  if
• 15:47
  I
• 15:47
  get
• 15:48
  more
• 15:48
  than
• 15:48
  two
• 15:48
  years
• 15:48
  out
• 15:48
  of
• 15:49
  them.
• 15:49
  And
• 15:50
  now
• 15:50
  the
• 15:50
  crazy
• 15:50
  thing
• 15:50
  is,
• 15:51
  though,
• 15:51
  I
• 15:51
  see
• 15:51
  people
• 15:52
  out
• 15:52
  there
• 15:53
  that
• 15:53
  are
• 15:53
  putting
• 15:53
  these
• 15:53
  up
• 15:54
  and
• 15:54
  leaving
• 15:55
  them
• 15:55
  up
• 15:55
  all
• 15:56
  year
• 15:56
  round.
• 15:57
  Yeah.
• 15:58
  And
• 15:58
  that
• 15:59
  is
• 15:59
  lamp
• 15:59
  cord
• 16:00
  that
• 16:00
  is
• 16:00
  not
• 16:00
  designed
• 16:01
  to
• 16:01
  be
• 16:01
  out
• 16:01
  there
• 16:01
  more
• 16:01
  than
• 16:02
  a
• 16:02
  couple
• 16:02
  cold
• 16:02
  months.
• 16:03
  Even
• 16:04
  in
• 16:04
  California,
• 16:04
  if
• 16:04
  it's
• 16:05
  summertime
• 16:05
  still
• 16:06
  and
• 16:06
  it
• 16:06
  feels
• 16:06
  like
• 16:06
  it
• 16:06
  is
• 16:07
  still
• 16:07
  70,
• 16:07
  80
• 16:07
  degrees,
• 16:08
  it's
• 16:08
  meant
• 16:09
  for
• 16:09
  30,
• 16:09
  45
• 16:10
  days
• 16:10
  out
• 16:10
  there.
• 16:11
  Yeah.
• 16:11
  There's
• 16:12
  no
• 16:12
  way
• 16:12
  that
• 16:13
  even
• 16:13
  the
• 16:13
  sun
• 16:13
  is
• 16:13
  damaging.
• 16:14
  Yeah,
• 16:15
  the
• 16:15
  sun's
• 16:16
  doing
• 16:16
  damage
• 16:16
  to
• 16:16
  those
• 16:16
  things.
• 16:17
  They
• 16:18
  are
• 16:18
  fragile.
• 16:19
  They're
• 16:20
  built
• 16:20
  cheap.
• 16:20
  They
• 16:20
  are.
• 16:21
  I
• 16:21
  don't
• 16:21
  care
• 16:21
  if
• 16:22
  you're
• 16:22
  buying
• 16:22
  a
• 16:22
  GE
• 16:22
  brand
• 16:23
  or
• 16:23
  you're
• 16:23
  buying
• 16:23
  the
• 16:23
  off
• 16:24
  brand.
• 16:25
  And
• 16:25
  even
• 16:25
  just
• 16:25
  the
• 16:25
  way
• 16:26
  you
• 16:26
  wrap
• 16:26
  them
• 16:26
  up
• 16:26
  and
• 16:26
  roll
• 16:27
  them
• 16:27
  up
• 16:27
  and
• 16:27
  you
• 16:27
  beat
• 16:28
  them,
• 16:28
  you're
• 16:28
  breaking
• 16:28
  one
• 16:29
  wire
• 16:29
  loose
• 16:29
  and
• 16:29
  then
• 16:30
  the
• 16:30
  next
• 16:30
  wire
• 16:30
  loose,
• 16:30
  and
• 16:31
  it's
• 16:31
  all
• 16:31
  interior.
• 16:32
  You
• 16:32
  don't
• 16:32
  see
• 16:33
  it.
• 16:33
  You
• 16:33
  think
• 16:33
  they
• 16:33
  should
• 16:33
  be
• 16:34
  Fine.
• 16:34
  But
• 16:35
  for
• 16:35
  some
• 16:35
  reason
• 16:35
  the
• 16:35
  lights
• 16:36
  stop.
• 16:36
  Mid
• 16:37
  cord.
• 16:37
  Yeah.
• 16:38
  Yeah.
• 16:39
  Broke
• 16:39
  something.
• 16:40
  It
• 16:40
  broke
• 16:40
  something.
• 16:40
  And
• 16:41
  then
• 16:41
  that
• 16:41
  connection
• 16:42
  could
• 16:42
  start
• 16:42
  coming
• 16:43
  back
• 16:43
  together.
• 16:44
  Maybe
• 16:44
  there's
• 16:44
  a
• 16:44
  strand
• 16:45
  or
• 16:45
  two
• 16:45
  there.
• 16:45
  And
• 16:45
  all
• 16:46
  of
• 16:46
  a
• 16:46
  sudden
• 16:46
  you
• 16:46
  got
• 16:46
  a
• 16:46
  heat
• 16:46
  source.
• 16:47
  And
• 16:47
  now
• 16:47
  you
• 16:47
  can
• 16:48
  have
• 16:48
  a
• 16:48
  problem.
• 16:48
  Wiggle
• 16:48
  it.
• 16:49
  Yeah,
• 16:49
  you
• 16:49
  wiggle
• 16:50
  it.
• 16:50
  Then
• 16:50
  you
• 16:50
  cut
• 16:51
  it
• 16:51
  open.
• 16:51
  Then
• 16:51
  you
• 16:51
  electrical
• 16:52
  tape
• 16:52
  it.
• 16:52
  Then
• 16:53
  you
• 16:54
  wrap
• 16:54
  it
• 16:54
  in
• 16:54
  a
• 16:54
  plastic
• 16:55
  bag
• 16:55
  and
• 16:55
  leave
• 16:55
  it
• 16:55
  out
• 16:55
  in
• 16:55
  the
• 16:55
  snow.
• 16:56
  Leave
• 16:56
  it
• 16:56
  out
• 16:56
  in
• 16:56
  the
• 16:56
  side.
• 16:56
  Yeah.
• 16:57
  And
• 16:57
  then
• 16:57
  one
• 16:57
  wire
• 16:57
  is
• 16:57
  shorter
• 16:58
  than
• 16:58
  the
• 16:58
  other
• 16:58
  ones.
• 16:58
  So
• 16:59
  it's
• 16:59
  all
• 16:59
  a
• 16:59
  little
• 16:59
  wonky,
• 17:00
  you
• 17:00
  know,
• 17:00
  it
• 17:00
  just
• 17:00
  never
• 17:01
  works.
• 17:01
  Never
• 17:01
  works.
• 17:02
  Those
• 17:02
  are
• 17:03
  throwaways,
• 17:03
  guys.
• 17:03
  And
• 17:04
  I've
• 17:04
  only
• 17:04
  seen
• 17:04
  that
• 17:05
  stuff
• 17:05
  on
• 17:05
  movies.
• 17:05
  I
• 17:05
  don't
• 17:06
  know.
• 17:06
  Yeah,
• 17:07
  but
• 17:07
  that's
• 17:07
  how
• 17:07
  it
• 17:07
  goes.
• 17:08
  It's.
• 17:08
  And
• 17:08
  so
• 17:08
  anyway,
• 17:09
  I've
• 17:09
  gotten
• 17:09
  to
• 17:09
  the
• 17:09
  point
• 17:09
  now
• 17:10
  that
• 17:10
  I
• 17:10
  don't
• 17:10
  buy
• 17:10
  the
• 17:11
  expensive
• 17:11
  ones,
• 17:11
  at
• 17:11
  least
• 17:12
  in
• 17:12
  my
• 17:12
  experience.
• 17:12
  I
• 17:12
  just
• 17:13
  buy
• 17:13
  the
• 17:13
  reasonably
• 17:13
  priced
• 17:14
  ones
• 17:14
  at
• 17:14
  the
• 17:14
  home
• 17:14
  centers.
• 17:15
  Yeah.
• 17:16
  And
• 17:16
  to
• 17:16
  me,
• 17:16
  the
• 17:17
  worst
• 17:17
  ones
• 17:17
  are
• 17:17
  like
• 17:17
  on
• 17:17
  Amazon
• 17:18
  because
• 17:18
  they'll
• 17:18
  sit
• 17:19
  there
• 17:19
  and
• 17:19
  say
• 17:19
  they
• 17:19
  got
• 17:19
  a
• 17:19
  UL
• 17:20
  stamp
• 17:20
  on
• 17:20
  it.
• 17:20
  But
• 17:20
  I
• 17:21
  just
• 17:21
  about
• 17:21
  guarantee
• 17:22
  that
• 17:22
  a
• 17:22
  lot
• 17:22
  of
• 17:22
  those
• 17:22
  don't.
• 17:23
  Aren't
• 17:23
  UL
• 17:23
  listed.
• 17:24
  Just
• 17:24
  the
• 17:25
  Chinese
• 17:25
  manufacturers
• 17:26
  putting
• 17:26
  a
• 17:26
  UL
• 17:26
  stamp
• 17:27
  on
• 17:27
  it
• 17:27
  going,
• 17:27
  yep,
• 17:27
  they're
• 17:28
  good
• 17:28
  to
• 17:28
  go.
• 17:28
  And
• 17:29
  they're
• 17:29
  probably
• 17:29
  not.
• 17:30
  So
• 17:31
  be
• 17:31
  careful
• 17:31
  with
• 17:31
  where
• 17:32
  you
• 17:32
  get
• 17:32
  those
• 17:32
  sourced.
• 17:33
  And
• 17:33
  don't
• 17:33
  leave
• 17:34
  them
• 17:34
  up
• 17:34
  all
• 17:34
  year
• 17:34
  round.
• 17:35
  Cause
• 17:35
  then
• 17:35
  they're
• 17:35
  just
• 17:35
  throwaways.
• 17:36
  They're
• 17:36
  not
• 17:36
  designed
• 17:37
  to
• 17:37
  be
• 17:37
  up
• 17:37
  there
• 17:38
  a
• 17:38
  year,
• 17:38
  period.
• 17:39
  Yeah.
• 17:40
  And
• 17:40
  pack
• 17:40
  them
• 17:40
  away
• 17:41
  carefully.
• 17:41
  That's
• 17:41
  my
• 17:42
  issue.
• 17:42
  Right.
• 17:42
  I'm
• 17:42
  like,
• 17:43
  I'm
• 17:43
  done
• 17:43
  with
• 17:43
  these
• 17:43
  and
• 17:43
  I
• 17:44
  shove
• 17:44
  them
• 17:44
  all
• 17:44
  in
• 17:45
  one
• 17:45
  bag
• 17:45
  and
• 17:45
  then
• 17:45
  I
• 17:46
  drag
• 17:46
  them
• 17:46
  out
• 17:46
  the
• 17:46
  next
• 17:47
  year
• 17:47
  and
• 17:47
  they're
• 17:47
  all
• 17:47
  caught.
• 17:48
  Tangled
• 17:48
  with
• 17:48
  each
• 17:48
  other.
• 17:49
  Oh,
• 17:49
  my
• 17:49
  gosh.
• 17:50
  Yeah.
• 17:50
  For
• 17:50
  some
• 17:50
  reason
• 17:51
  they
• 17:51
  don't
• 17:51
  work.
• 17:52
  And
• 17:52
  plug
• 17:53
  them
• 17:53
  in
• 17:53
  before
• 17:53
  you
• 17:54
  get
• 17:54
  up
• 17:54
  on
• 17:54
  the
• 17:54
  30
• 17:54
  foot
• 17:54
  extension
• 17:55
  ladder.
• 17:56
  Plug
• 17:56
  them
• 17:56
  in,
• 17:56
  test
• 17:56
  them,
• 17:57
  make
• 17:58
  sure
• 17:58
  they
• 17:58
  work,
• 17:59
  move
• 17:59
  them
• 17:59
  around,
• 17:59
  make
• 18:00
  sure
• 18:00
  you
• 18:00
  don't
• 18:00
  have
• 18:00
  any
• 18:00
  of
• 18:00
  those
• 18:00
  loose
• 18:01
  connections.
• 18:01
  That's
• 18:02
  a
• 18:02
  big
• 18:02
  one
• 18:02
  there.
• 18:03
  And
• 18:03
  the
• 18:04
  other
• 18:04
  thing
• 18:04
  I
• 18:04
  do
• 18:04
  is.
• 18:05
  This
• 18:05
  is
• 18:05
  what
• 18:05
  I
• 18:05
  do
• 18:05
  is
• 18:06
  I
• 18:06
  actually
• 18:06
  duct
• 18:06
  tape
• 18:07
  on
• 18:07
  the
• 18:07
  inside,
• 18:07
  put
• 18:08
  them
• 18:08
  in
• 18:08
  totes,
• 18:08
  Right.
• 18:09
  You
• 18:09
  buy
• 18:09
  them,
• 18:09
  you
• 18:10
  got
• 18:10
  all
• 18:10
  the
• 18:10
  extra
• 18:10
  pieces
• 18:10
  and
• 18:11
  parts.
• 18:11
  I
• 18:12
  rip
• 18:12
  those
• 18:12
  off
• 18:13
  and
• 18:13
  I
• 18:13
  know
• 18:13
  the
• 18:13
  tote
• 18:14
  it's
• 18:14
  going
• 18:14
  into
• 18:14
  and
• 18:14
  I
• 18:14
  duct
• 18:15
  tape
• 18:15
  a
• 18:15
  plastic
• 18:16
  bag
• 18:16
  on
• 18:16
  the
• 18:16
  inside,
• 18:17
  like
• 18:17
  a
• 18:17
  Ziploc,
• 18:17
  and
• 18:18
  I
• 18:18
  throw
• 18:18
  them
• 18:18
  all
• 18:18
  in
• 18:18
  there
• 18:18
  and
• 18:18
  zip
• 18:19
  them
• 18:19
  up.
• 18:19
  Because
• 18:19
  otherwise
• 18:20
  they're
• 18:20
  kicking
• 18:20
  around
• 18:20
  the
• 18:20
  garage,
• 18:21
  the
• 18:21
  shop.
• 18:21
  During
• 18:21
  the
• 18:21
  toolbox,
• 18:23
  what
• 18:23
  Christmas
• 18:24
  light
• 18:24
  set
• 18:24
  did
• 18:24
  this
• 18:25
  little
• 18:25
  tiny
• 18:25
  fuse
• 18:26
  that's
• 18:26
  the
• 18:26
  size
• 18:26
  of
• 18:27
  A
• 18:27
  grain
• 18:27
  of
• 18:27
  rice.
• 18:27
  Go
• 18:27
  to.
• 18:28
  Yeah,
• 18:29
  that's
• 18:29
  some
• 18:30
  Smart
• 18:30
  thinking
• 18:30
  there,
• 18:30
  Mr.
• 18:31
  Goranson.
• 18:31
  I
• 18:32
  know.
• 18:32
  I
• 18:32
  think
• 18:32
  it's.
• 18:32
  I've
• 18:33
  thrown
• 18:33
  enough
• 18:33
  away
• 18:33
  going,
• 18:33
  I
• 18:33
  know
• 18:34
  where
• 18:34
  this
• 18:34
  fuse
• 18:34
  is.
• 18:34
  I
• 18:34
  don't
• 18:34
  know
• 18:35
  what
• 18:35
  it
• 18:35
  is.
• 18:35
  And
• 18:35
  trying
• 18:36
  to
• 18:36
  come
• 18:36
  up
• 18:36
  with
• 18:36
  a
• 18:37
  better
• 18:37
  way
• 18:37
  to
• 18:37
  do
• 18:37
  it.
• 18:38
  Yeah.
• 18:39
  And
• 18:39
  it
• 18:39
  works.
• 18:39
  Makes
• 18:40
  sense.
• 18:40
  And
• 18:41
  it
• 18:41
  works.
• 18:42
  So
• 18:42
  the
• 18:42
  next
• 18:42
  thing
• 18:42
  here,
• 18:43
  too,
• 18:43
  guys,
• 18:43
  is
• 18:43
  when
• 18:43
  you're
• 18:44
  decorating
• 18:44
  and
• 18:44
  you're
• 18:44
  just
• 18:45
  trying
• 18:45
  to
• 18:45
  do
• 18:45
  something
• 18:45
  classy
• 18:46
  and
• 18:46
  cool.
• 18:47
  Spend
• 18:47
  the
• 18:47
  time
• 18:48
  and
• 18:48
  come
• 18:48
  up
• 18:48
  with
• 18:48
  a
• 18:48
  theme.
• 18:49
  Try
• 18:49
  to
• 18:49
  come
• 18:50
  up
• 18:50
  with
• 18:50
  something
• 18:50
  that's
• 18:50
  going
• 18:51
  to
• 18:51
  tie
• 18:51
  in
• 18:51
  inside,
• 18:52
  outside.
• 18:52
  If
• 18:52
  you
• 18:52
  like
• 18:52
  white
• 18:53
  and
• 18:53
  blue,
• 18:54
  to
• 18:54
  white
• 18:54
  and
• 18:54
  blue.
• 18:55
  If
• 18:55
  you
• 18:55
  like
• 18:55
  colors,
• 18:56
  do
• 18:56
  that.
• 18:56
  But
• 18:57
  make
• 18:57
  those
• 18:57
  play
• 18:57
  together.
• 18:58
  It's
• 18:58
  going
• 18:58
  to
• 18:58
  give
• 18:58
  you
• 18:58
  a
• 18:59
  better
• 18:59
  overall
• 18:59
  look.
• 18:59
  If
• 19:00
  you
• 19:00
  want
• 19:00
  the
• 19:00
  classic
• 19:01
  look.
• 19:01
  And
• 19:01
  you're
• 19:01
  going
• 19:01
  to
• 19:01
  throw
• 19:01
  the
• 19:02
  leg
• 19:02
  lamp
• 19:02
  from
• 19:03
  Christmas
• 19:03
  Story
• 19:03
  up
• 19:03
  on
• 19:04
  the
• 19:04
  table
• 19:04
  in
• 19:04
  the
• 19:05
  living
• 19:05
  room,
• 19:06
  make
• 19:06
  it
• 19:06
  look
• 19:06
  like
• 19:07
  it's
• 19:07
  a
• 19:07
  1940s
• 19:08
  Christmas
• 19:08
  decoration
• 19:09
  or
• 19:09
  50s,
• 19:10
  have
• 19:10
  some
• 19:11
  fun
• 19:11
  with
• 19:11
  it.
• 19:12
  But
• 19:13
  sometimes
• 19:13
  the
• 19:13
  eclectic.
• 19:14
  You
• 19:14
  can
• 19:15
  tell
• 19:15
  how
• 19:15
  people's
• 19:16
  last
• 19:16
  10
• 19:16
  years
• 19:17
  of
• 19:17
  purchases
• 19:17
  have
• 19:17
  gone
• 19:18
  by
• 19:18
  the
• 19:19
  age
• 19:19
  of
• 19:19
  the
• 19:19
  stuff
• 19:19
  that's
• 19:20
  out
• 19:20
  in
• 19:20
  the
• 19:20
  lawn
• 19:20
  because
• 19:20
  you
• 19:21
  get
• 19:21
  the
• 19:21
  stupid
• 19:21
  plastic
• 19:22
  cleanup
• 19:22
  thing
• 19:23
  that's
• 19:23
  10
• 19:23
  years
• 19:23
  old,
• 19:23
  that's
• 19:24
  maybe
• 19:24
  on
• 19:24
  its
• 19:24
  last
• 19:25
  leg
• 19:25
  to
• 19:25
  the
• 19:25
  new
• 19:25
  video
• 19:26
  thing
• 19:26
  that's
• 19:26
  on
• 19:26
  the
• 19:26
  front
• 19:26
  garage
• 19:27
  door.
• 19:28
  It
• 19:28
  can
• 19:28
  look
• 19:28
  a
• 19:29
  little
• 19:29
  haphazard
• 19:29
  at
• 19:30
  times.
• 19:30
  I
• 19:31
  think
• 19:31
  that
• 19:31
  slowly
• 19:32
  happens
• 19:32
  as
• 19:32
  the
• 19:32
  children
• 19:33
  age.
• 19:33
  Right.
• 19:34
  Like,
• 19:34
  yeah,
• 19:35
  they're
• 19:36
  three
• 19:36
  and
• 19:36
  you
• 19:36
  buy
• 19:36
  all
• 19:37
  this
• 19:37
  new
• 19:37
  stuff,
• 19:37
  and
• 19:37
  then
• 19:38
  they're
• 19:38
  five
• 19:38
  and
• 19:38
  it's
• 19:39
  still
• 19:39
  cool.
• 19:39
  And
• 19:39
  then
• 19:39
  they're
• 19:40
  seven.
• 19:40
  They're
• 19:40
  like,
• 19:40
  we
• 19:41
  don't
• 19:41
  really
• 19:41
  care.
• 19:42
  Yeah.
• 19:42
  So
• 19:43
  absolutely.
• 19:43
  Then
• 19:43
  the
• 19:43
  parents.
• 19:45
  A
• 19:45
  little
• 19:45
  shaggy
• 19:46
  and
• 19:46
  Santa's
• 19:46
  losing
• 19:47
  some
• 19:47
  hair.
• 19:48
  Yep.
• 19:49
  And
• 19:49
  I'm
• 19:50
  sorry,
• 19:50
  I
• 19:51
  love
• 19:51
  the
• 19:51
  Christmas
• 19:51
  nativity
• 19:52
  in
• 19:52
  the
• 19:52
  front
• 19:52
  yard,
• 19:53
  but
• 19:53
  the
• 19:53
  chance
• 19:53
  of
• 19:53
  somebody
• 19:54
  snagging
• 19:54
  that
• 19:54
  and
• 19:54
  doing
• 19:55
  something
• 19:55
  bad
• 19:55
  with
• 19:55
  it
• 19:55
  is
• 19:56
  probably
• 19:56
  high
• 19:57
  these
• 19:57
  days
• 19:57
  in
• 19:57
  most
• 19:57
  areas.
• 19:58
  Yeah.
• 20:00
  It's
• 20:00
  a
• 20:00
  shame.
• 20:01
  We
• 20:01
  could
• 20:01
  joke
• 20:02
  about
• 20:02
  messing
• 20:02
  with
• 20:02
  reindeer,
• 20:03
  but
• 20:03
  let's
• 20:03
  leave
• 20:03
  that
• 20:03
  one
• 20:04
  alone.
• 20:04
  Let's
• 20:04
  leave
• 20:04
  the
• 20:05
  religion.
• 20:05
  Yeah,
• 20:06
  yeah.
• 20:06
  There's
• 20:07
  bad.
• 20:07
  We
• 20:07
  all
• 20:07
  gotta
• 20:07
  have
• 20:08
  our
• 20:08
  boundaries
• 20:08
  there.
• 20:08
  Let's
• 20:09
  not
• 20:09
  do
• 20:09
  that.
• 20:09
  Let's
• 20:09
  not
• 20:10
  steal
• 20:10
  a
• 20:10
  couple
• 20:10
  reindeer,
• 20:11
  bust
• 20:11
  a
• 20:11
  couple
• 20:12
  of
• 20:12
  lights
• 20:12
  in
• 20:12
  the
• 20:12
  street.
• 20:13
  That's
• 20:13
  one
• 20:13
  thing.
• 20:13
  But
• 20:14
  don't
• 20:14
  mess
• 20:14
  with
• 20:14
  the
• 20:14
  manger.
• 20:15
  Yeah.
• 20:15
  Just
• 20:16
  leave
• 20:16
  it
• 20:16
  alone.
• 20:16
  Leave
• 20:17
  it
• 20:17
  alone.
• 20:17
  They
• 20:17
  had
• 20:17
  enough
• 20:17
  hard
• 20:18
  time.
• 20:18
  They
• 20:18
  couldn't
• 20:18
  even
• 20:18
  get
• 20:18
  the
• 20:18
  end
• 20:19
  that
• 20:19
  night.
• 20:19
  So
• 20:20
  actually,
• 20:20
  I'm
• 20:20
  going
• 20:20
  to
• 20:20
  tell
• 20:21
  the
• 20:21
  story
• 20:21
  when
• 20:21
  I
• 20:21
  come
• 20:21
  back
• 20:22
  because
• 20:23
  it
• 20:23
  was
• 20:23
  the
• 20:23
  funniest
• 20:25
  thing
• 20:25
  I
• 20:25
  saw
• 20:26
  on
• 20:26
  YouTube
• 20:26
  here
• 20:26
  last
• 20:27
  week,
• 20:27
  actually.
• 20:27
  It
• 20:28
  was
• 20:28
  on
• 20:28
  Instagram.
• 20:29
  And
• 20:29
  it
• 20:29
  was
• 20:29
  a
• 20:30
  kid
• 20:30
  making
• 20:30
  a
• 20:31
  snowman
• 20:31
  and
• 20:31
  he
• 20:32
  was
• 20:32
  mad
• 20:32
  about
• 20:32
  a
• 20:32
  truck
• 20:33
  going
• 20:33
  up
• 20:33
  and
• 20:34
  driving
• 20:34
  across
• 20:34
  his
• 20:35
  lawn
• 20:35
  and
• 20:35
  taking
• 20:36
  his
• 20:36
  snowman
• 20:36
  out
• 20:37
  every
• 20:37
  day.
• 20:38
  So
• 20:38
  he
• 20:38
  got
• 20:38
  the
• 20:39
  ultimate
• 20:39
  laugh.
• 20:40
  We'll
• 20:40
  talk
• 20:40
  about
• 20:41
  that
• 20:41
  just
• 20:41
  a
• 20:41
  second.
• 20:41
  Soon
• 20:41
  as
• 20:42
  around
• 20:42
  the
• 20:42
  House
• 20:42
  returns.
• 22:17
  Welcome
• 22:18
  back
• 22:18
  to
• 22:18
  the
• 22:18
  around
• 22:18
  the
• 22:19
  House
• 22:19
  show.
• 22:19
  Your
• 22:19
  trusted
• 22:20
  source
• 22:21
  for
• 22:21
  home
• 22:21
  improvement
• 22:22
  information,
• 22:22
  I'm
• 22:22
  Eric
• 22:23
  G.
• 22:23
  And
• 22:23
  we
• 22:23
  got
• 22:24
  John
• 22:24
  Dudley
• 22:25
  sitting
• 22:25
  here.
• 22:25
  We
• 22:25
  were
• 22:25
  just
• 22:25
  talking
• 22:26
  about
• 22:26
  Christmas
• 22:27
  decorating
• 22:27
  since,
• 22:28
  you
• 22:28
  know,
• 22:28
  after
• 22:28
  Thanksgiving
• 22:29
  is
• 22:29
  full.
• 22:29
  Full
• 22:29
  on
• 22:30
  season
• 22:30
  for
• 22:30
  me.
• 22:31
  But
• 22:31
  I
• 22:31
  was
• 22:32
  just
• 22:32
  telling
• 22:32
  a
• 22:32
  story
• 22:32
  when
• 22:33
  I
• 22:33
  went
• 22:33
  out
• 22:33
  to
• 22:33
  break
• 22:34
  about
• 22:34
  this
• 22:34
  kid
• 22:35
  that
• 22:35
  had
• 22:35
  the
• 22:35
  ultimate
• 22:36
  laugh
• 22:37
  for
• 22:37
  a
• 22:37
  guy
• 22:37
  that
• 22:37
  was
• 22:37
  driving
• 22:38
  his
• 22:38
  truck
• 22:38
  up
• 22:38
  in
• 22:39
  the
• 22:39
  snow
• 22:39
  and
• 22:39
  running
• 22:40
  over
• 22:40
  his
• 22:40
  snowman
• 22:41
  in
• 22:41
  the
• 22:41
  front
• 22:41
  yard.
• 22:42
  The
• 22:42
  kid
• 22:42
  just
• 22:42
  moved
• 22:43
  it
• 22:43
  a
• 22:43
  little
• 22:43
  bit
• 22:43
  towards
• 22:43
  the
• 22:43
  street.
• 22:44
  He
• 22:45
  went
• 22:45
  over
• 22:45
  where
• 22:45
  the
• 22:46
  fire
• 22:46
  hydrant
• 22:46
  was
• 22:47
  and
• 22:47
  built
• 22:48
  the
• 22:48
  snowman
• 22:49
  around
• 22:49
  it.
• 22:50
  And
• 22:50
  this
• 22:50
  dude
• 22:51
  comes
• 22:51
  through
• 22:51
  there
• 22:51
  and
• 22:52
  it
• 22:52
  was
• 22:52
  on
• 22:52
  camera
• 22:53
  with
• 22:53
  his
• 22:53
  Suburban
• 22:54
  and
• 22:55
  hits
• 22:55
  it
• 22:55
  at
• 22:55
  about
• 22:55
  20
• 22:56
  miles
• 22:56
  an
• 22:56
  hour.
• 22:57
  It
• 22:57
  hits
• 22:58
  the
• 22:58
  fire
• 22:58
  hydrant.
• 22:58
  Now,
• 22:59
  kids,
• 23:00
  this
• 23:00
  was
• 23:01
  gorgeous.
• 23:02
  Now
• 23:02
  here's
• 23:02
  the
• 23:03
  thing.
• 23:03
  I
• 23:03
  don't
• 23:03
  want
• 23:03
  the
• 23:03
  fire
• 23:04
  department
• 23:04
  have
• 23:04
  to
• 23:05
  be
• 23:05
  poking
• 23:05
  around
• 23:05
  everybody's
• 23:05
  snowman
• 23:06
  looking
• 23:06
  for
• 23:06
  the
• 23:06
  fire
• 23:06
  hydrant
• 23:07
  when
• 23:07
  your
• 23:07
  house
• 23:07
  is
• 23:07
  burning
• 23:08
  down
• 23:08
  because
• 23:09
  dad
• 23:09
  didn't
• 23:09
  do
• 23:09
  the
• 23:10
  Christmas
• 23:10
  lights.
• 23:10
  Right.
• 23:11
  But
• 23:12
  I
• 23:12
  like
• 23:12
  your
• 23:12
  point
• 23:13
  of
• 23:13
  this
• 23:13
  kind
• 23:14
  of
• 23:14
  funny.
• 23:15
  I'll
• 23:15
  give
• 23:15
  you.
• 23:15
  I'll
• 23:16
  give
• 23:16
  you
• 23:16
  a
• 23:16
  solid
• 23:16
  10
• 23:17
  for
• 23:17
  form
• 23:17
  on
• 23:18
  that.
• 23:18
  For
• 23:19
  sure.
• 23:19
  Yeah,
• 23:19
  No,
• 23:20
  I
• 23:20
  said,
• 23:20
  I
• 23:20
  said
• 23:20
  put
• 23:21
  a
• 23:21
  big
• 23:21
  rock
• 23:21
  in
• 23:21
  the
• 23:21
  base.
• 23:22
  But
• 23:22
  fire
• 23:22
  hydrant
• 23:23
  is
• 23:23
  definitely.
• 23:23
  He
• 23:24
  one
• 23:24
  upped
• 23:24
  me
• 23:24
  there.
• 23:25
  You
• 23:25
  got
• 23:25
  me.
• 23:25
  That
• 23:26
  was
• 23:26
  solid.
• 23:26
  I
• 23:26
  was
• 23:27
  like,
• 23:27
  oh.
• 23:27
  And
• 23:27
  it,
• 23:28
  you
• 23:28
  know,
• 23:28
  and
• 23:28
  it
• 23:29
  just
• 23:29
  broke
• 23:29
  it
• 23:29
  over.
• 23:30
  Lifted
• 23:31
  the
• 23:31
  front
• 23:31
  of
• 23:31
  the
• 23:31
  truck
• 23:31
  up
• 23:32
  and
• 23:32
  it
• 23:32
  was
• 23:33
  low,
• 23:33
  freezing,
• 23:34
  and
• 23:34
  the
• 23:35
  water
• 23:35
  was
• 23:35
  spraying
• 23:36
  everywhere,
• 23:36
  all
• 23:36
  up
• 23:37
  underneath,
• 23:37
  which
• 23:37
  means
• 23:37
  that's
• 23:38
  going
• 23:38
  to
• 23:38
  be
• 23:38
  one
• 23:38
  big
• 23:38
  ice
• 23:39
  bomb.
• 23:40
  And
• 23:40
  now
• 23:40
  it
• 23:40
  looked
• 23:41
  like
• 23:41
  it
• 23:41
  was
• 23:41
  stuck
• 23:41
  up
• 23:42
  on
• 23:42
  it.
• 23:42
  So
• 23:43
  now
• 23:43
  you
• 23:43
  got
• 23:43
  to
• 23:43
  call
• 23:44
  the
• 23:45
  authorities
• 23:45
  and
• 23:46
  the
• 23:46
  water
• 23:47
  department
• 23:47
  and
• 23:47
  the
• 23:47
  fire
• 23:48
  department
• 23:48
  and
• 23:48
  everybody
• 23:48
  else.
• 23:49
  And
• 23:49
  you're
• 23:49
  looking
• 23:49
  like
• 23:49
  the.
• 23:50
  The
• 23:50
  animal
• 23:50
  sitting
• 23:51
  there
• 23:51
  running
• 23:51
  over
• 23:51
  kids.
• 23:52
  Snowman.
• 23:53
  It
• 23:53
  hit
• 23:53
  the
• 23:53
  fire
• 23:53
  hydrant,
• 23:54
  so
• 23:54
  way
• 23:54
  to
• 23:54
  go,
• 23:55
  jackass.
• 23:55
  In
• 23:55
  a
• 23:55
  truck,
• 23:56
  I'd
• 23:56
  have
• 23:56
  put
• 23:56
  a
• 23:57
  can
• 23:57
  of
• 23:57
  red
• 23:57
  paint
• 23:57
  in
• 23:58
  the
• 23:58
  head
• 23:58
  as
• 23:58
  well.
• 23:59
  Been
• 23:59
  good,
• 24:00
  right?
• 24:01
  I
• 24:01
  like
• 24:01
  that
• 24:03
  big
• 24:03
  old
• 24:03
  can
• 24:03
  of
• 24:04
  red
• 24:04
  paint.
• 24:05
  Saran
• 24:05
  Wrap
• 24:05
  over
• 24:06
  the
• 24:06
  top
• 24:06
  of
• 24:06
  it
• 24:06
  so
• 24:06
  you
• 24:06
  make
• 24:07
  sure
• 24:07
  it
• 24:07
  doesn't
• 24:07
  hit
• 24:07
  the
• 24:07
  can
• 24:08
  wrong.
• 24:09
  Repaint
• 24:09
  his.
• 24:10
  Repaint
• 24:10
  his
• 24:11
  hood
• 24:11
  for
• 24:11
  him
• 24:11
  and
• 24:11
  wash
• 24:12
  his
• 24:12
  undercarriage.
• 24:13
  Oh,
• 24:14
  you're
• 24:15
  marked.
• 24:16
  You're
• 24:16
  marked.
• 24:17
  I
• 24:17
  like
• 24:17
  it.
• 24:18
  I
• 24:18
  like
• 24:18
  it.
• 24:18
  That's
• 24:19
  a
• 24:19
  good
• 24:19
  one.
• 24:20
  So
• 24:20
  here's
• 24:20
  the
• 24:20
  thing,
• 24:21
  guys,
• 24:21
  too
• 24:22
  be
• 24:22
  really
• 24:23
  careful
• 24:23
  around
• 24:23
  this
• 24:23
  time
• 24:24
  of
• 24:24
  year
• 24:24
  with
• 24:24
  candles.
• 24:25
  You
• 24:26
  know,
• 24:26
  candles
• 24:26
  are
• 24:26
  interesting.
• 24:27
  I
• 24:28
  love
• 24:28
  them
• 24:28
  in
• 24:28
  the
• 24:28
  windows,
• 24:29
  but,
• 24:29
  man,
• 24:30
  there
• 24:30
  are
• 24:30
  some
• 24:30
  good
• 24:31
  LED
• 24:32
  options
• 24:33
  out
• 24:33
  there
• 24:33
  for
• 24:33
  that.
• 24:34
  So
• 24:34
  you
• 24:34
  don't
• 24:34
  burn
• 24:34
  the
• 24:34
  house
• 24:35
  down.
• 24:36
  It's
• 24:36
  always
• 24:36
  a
• 24:36
  concern
• 24:37
  of
• 24:37
  mine.
• 24:38
  You
• 24:38
  know,
• 24:38
  my
• 24:38
  amazing
• 24:39
  girlfriend
• 24:39
  loves
• 24:40
  candles.
• 24:41
  Just
• 24:41
  candles
• 24:42
  every
• 24:42
  night.
• 24:42
  But
• 24:42
  I
• 24:42
  tell
• 24:43
  you
• 24:43
  what,
• 24:43
  there
• 24:43
  is
• 24:44
  also
• 24:44
  an
• 24:44
  indoor
• 24:45
  air
• 24:45
  quality
• 24:45
  issue
• 24:45
  with
• 24:46
  them
• 24:46
  because
• 24:47
  you
• 24:47
  can
• 24:47
  see
• 24:47
  what
• 24:48
  they
• 24:48
  call
• 24:48
  ghosting
• 24:48
  on
• 24:49
  the
• 24:49
  studs
• 24:49
  if
• 24:50
  you
• 24:50
  have
• 24:50
  too
• 24:50
  many
• 24:50
  candles
• 24:51
  going,
• 24:51
  Especially
• 24:52
  with
• 24:52
  a
• 24:52
  nice,
• 24:52
  tight
• 24:53
  house,
• 24:53
  you'll
• 24:53
  see
• 24:53
  every
• 24:54
  stud
• 24:54
  in
• 24:54
  the
• 24:54
  wall
• 24:54
  because
• 24:55
  that
• 24:56
  temperature
• 24:56
  difference
• 24:57
  will
• 24:57
  grab
• 24:57
  that
• 24:58
  and
• 24:58
  the
• 24:58
  soot
• 24:58
  stays
• 24:59
  there.
• 24:59
  So
• 25:00
  you'll
• 25:00
  be
• 25:00
  doing
• 25:00
  a
• 25:00
  lot
• 25:00
  more
• 25:00
  cleaning
• 25:01
  and
• 25:01
  things
• 25:01
  like
• 25:01
  that
• 25:02
  this
• 25:02
  time
• 25:02
  of
• 25:02
  year
• 25:02
  if
• 25:02
  you've
• 25:03
  got
• 25:03
  a
• 25:03
  nice
• 25:03
  tight
• 25:03
  house.
• 25:04
  So
• 25:04
  it's
• 25:05
  a
• 25:05
  big
• 25:05
  deal.
• 25:05
  Be
• 25:05
  careful.
• 25:07
  And
• 25:07
  then
• 25:07
  the
• 25:07
  other
• 25:07
  thing
• 25:08
  I
• 25:08
  just
• 25:08
  want
• 25:08
  to
• 25:08
  mention
• 25:08
  too,
• 25:08
  because
• 25:09
  we
• 25:09
  see
• 25:09
  this
• 25:09
  a
• 25:09
  lot
• 25:10
  with
• 25:10
  space
• 25:10
  heaters.
• 25:10
  People
• 25:11
  trying
• 25:11
  to
• 25:12
  plug
• 25:12
  the
• 25:12
  space
• 25:12
  heaters
• 25:13
  into
• 25:13
  electrical
• 25:14
  cords.
• 25:14
  In
• 25:14
  the
• 25:14
  wintertime,
• 25:16
  way
• 25:16
  too
• 25:16
  many
• 25:16
  office
• 25:17
  buildings
• 25:18
  and
• 25:18
  houses
• 25:19
  burned
• 25:19
  down,
• 25:19
  especially
• 25:20
  in
• 25:20
  attic
• 25:20
  areas
• 25:20
  where
• 25:21
  they've
• 25:21
  got,
• 25:21
  you
• 25:21
  know,
• 25:22
  bedroom
• 25:22
  up
• 25:22
  there,
• 25:22
  not
• 25:23
  enough
• 25:23
  insulation.
• 25:23
  Somebody
• 25:24
  plugs
• 25:24
  in
• 25:25
  two
• 25:25
  lamp
• 25:26
  cords
• 25:26
  into
• 25:26
  the
• 25:26
  space
• 25:27
  heater
• 25:27
  and
• 25:27
  they
• 25:27
  burn
• 25:27
  the
• 25:28
  place
• 25:28
  down.
• 25:28
  So
• 25:29
  not
• 25:29
  to
• 25:30
  be
• 25:30
  negative
• 25:30
  here,
• 25:30
  let's
• 25:31
  just
• 25:31
  be
• 25:31
  a
• 25:31
  little
• 25:31
  common
• 25:32
  knowledge
• 25:33
  on
• 25:33
  this
• 25:33
  stuff.
• 25:33
  And
• 25:34
  don't
• 25:34
  use
• 25:34
  extension
• 25:35
  cords
• 25:35
  with
• 25:35
  space
• 25:36
  heaters
• 25:36
  and
• 25:36
  plug
• 25:36
  them
• 25:36
  into
• 25:37
  the
• 25:37
  outlet
• 25:37
  and
• 25:37
  not
• 25:37
  into
• 25:38
  something
• 25:38
  else.
• 25:39
  We've
• 25:39
  all
• 25:40
  done
• 25:40
  it,
• 25:40
  but
• 25:40
  let's
• 25:41
  not
• 25:41
  play.
• 25:41
  Yeah,
• 25:42
  that's
• 25:42
  why
• 25:42
  I'm
• 25:42
  being
• 25:43
  quiet
• 25:43
  over
• 25:43
  here.
• 25:44
  Yep,
• 25:44
  guilty
• 25:45
  as
• 25:45
  charged.
• 25:47
  Now
• 25:47
  here's
• 25:47
  the
• 25:47
  thing,
• 25:48
  too.
• 25:48
  I'm.
• 25:49
  I'm
• 25:49
  excited
• 25:50
  for
• 25:50
  this
• 25:50
  Christmas
• 25:51
  for
• 25:51
  me
• 25:52
  because
• 25:52
  I
• 25:52
  get
• 25:52
  to
• 25:53
  go
• 25:53
  out
• 25:53
  and
• 25:53
  do
• 25:53
  a
• 25:53
  natural
• 25:53
  tree.
• 25:55
  My
• 25:56
  previous
• 25:56
  administration
• 25:57
  will
• 25:57
  say
• 25:57
  was
• 25:58
  not
• 25:58
  a
• 25:58
  natural
• 25:58
  tree
• 25:59
  person
• 25:59
  because
• 25:59
  one
• 25:59
  of
• 25:59
  her
• 25:59
  kids
• 25:59
  was
• 26:00
  allergic
• 26:00
  and
• 26:01
  we
• 26:01
  couldn't
• 26:01
  do
• 26:01
  that.
• 26:01
  I
• 26:02
  get
• 26:02
  it.
• 26:02
  I
• 26:02
  respect
• 26:02
  that.
• 26:03
  But
• 26:04
  I'm
• 26:04
  gonna
• 26:04
  go
• 26:04
  out
• 26:04
  and
• 26:04
  do
• 26:05
  the.
• 26:05
  The
• 26:05
  natural
• 26:05
  cutting
• 26:06
  tree,
• 26:06
  which
• 26:06
  is
• 26:06
  fun.
• 26:07
  Now
• 26:07
  I'm
• 26:07
  gonna
• 26:08
  cheat
• 26:08
  a
• 26:08
  little
• 26:08
  bit
• 26:08
  because
• 26:08
  I'm
• 26:09
  gonna
• 26:09
  take
• 26:09
  my
• 26:09
  Milwaukee
• 26:10
  Sawzall
• 26:11
  with
• 26:11
  the
• 26:11
  battery
• 26:12
  and
• 26:12
  the
• 26:12
  tree
• 26:13
  cutting
• 26:13
  blade
• 26:13
  on
• 26:13
  it.
• 26:14
  Oh,
• 26:14
  man.
• 26:15
  So
• 26:15
  I'm
• 26:15
  not
• 26:15
  laying
• 26:16
  down
• 26:16
  in
• 26:16
  the
• 26:16
  mud
• 26:16
  cutting.
• 26:17
  I
• 26:18
  can
• 26:18
  just
• 26:18
  reach
• 26:18
  down.
• 26:19
  The
• 26:19
  fun
• 26:19
  out
• 26:19
  of
• 26:19
  it.
• 26:20
  You're
• 26:20
  supposed
• 26:20
  to
• 26:20
  come
• 26:20
  home
• 26:21
  muddy
• 26:21
  and
• 26:21
  wet
• 26:22
  and
• 26:22
  freezing.
• 26:23
  You
• 26:23
  know,
• 26:23
  a
• 26:23
  couple
• 26:24
  of
• 26:24
  cuts
• 26:24
  on
• 26:24
  your
• 26:24
  hand
• 26:25
  from
• 26:25
  using
• 26:25
  the
• 26:25
  handsaw.
• 26:26
  Dude,
• 26:26
  I
• 26:26
  got
• 26:26
  a
• 26:26
  torn
• 26:27
  rotator
• 26:27
  cuff
• 26:27
  on
• 26:27
  my
• 26:28
  left
• 26:28
  shoulder.
• 26:28
  Ah,
• 26:29
  yeah.
• 26:29
  Okay.
• 26:30
  I
• 26:30
  gotta
• 26:30
  play
• 26:30
  it
• 26:30
  a
• 26:30
  little
• 26:31
  safe
• 26:31
  this
• 26:31
  year,
• 26:31
  but
• 26:31
  you
• 26:32
  know
• 26:32
  what
• 26:32
  I
• 26:32
  mean?
• 26:32
  I
• 26:32
  mean,
• 26:32
  that's.
• 26:33
  That,
• 26:33
  to
• 26:33
  me,
• 26:33
  is
• 26:34
  fun.
• 26:34
  I'd
• 26:35
  much
• 26:35
  rather
• 26:35
  do
• 26:35
  that
• 26:35
  than
• 26:36
  go
• 26:36
  down
• 26:36
  to
• 26:36
  my
• 26:36
  home
• 26:36
  center
• 26:37
  and
• 26:37
  grab
• 26:37
  something
• 26:37
  off.
• 26:38
  The
• 26:38
  trees
• 26:38
  have
• 26:38
  been
• 26:39
  cut
• 26:39
  two
• 26:39
  months
• 26:39
  ago
• 26:40
  that
• 26:40
  are
• 26:40
  sitting
• 26:40
  in
• 26:40
  their.
• 26:41
  In
• 26:41
  their
• 26:41
  outdoor
• 26:42
  service
• 26:42
  area
• 26:42
  there.
• 26:43
  No,
• 26:43
  it's
• 26:43
  way
• 26:43
  cooler.
• 26:44
  Making
• 26:44
  a
• 26:44
  day
• 26:44
  out
• 26:44
  of
• 26:44
  it
• 26:45
  and
• 26:45
  going
• 26:45
  out
• 26:45
  there.
• 26:46
  Yeah.
• 26:47
  Getting
• 26:47
  in
• 26:48
  the
• 26:48
  nature
• 26:48
  and
• 26:48
  actually
• 26:48
  hacking
• 26:49
  the
• 26:49
  thing.
• 26:50
  Yeah.
• 26:50
  I
• 26:50
  mean,
• 26:51
  you
• 26:51
  go
• 26:51
  up
• 26:51
  in
• 26:51
  the
• 26:51
  woods
• 26:51
  and
• 26:51
  do
• 26:52
  it
• 26:52
  and
• 26:52
  get
• 26:52
  your.
• 26:52
  Your
• 26:52
  forestry
• 26:53
  permit
• 26:53
  to
• 26:54
  do
• 26:54
  it
• 26:54
  that
• 26:54
  way
• 26:55
  around
• 26:55
  my
• 26:56
  neighborhood
• 26:56
  here
• 26:56
  I
• 26:57
  can
• 26:57
  go
• 26:57
  within
• 26:57
  10
• 26:58
  minutes
• 26:58
  and
• 26:58
  there's
• 26:58
  probably
• 26:59
  three
• 26:59
  Christmas
• 26:59
  tree
• 27:00
  farms,
• 27:00
  which
• 27:00
  is
• 27:00
  kind
• 27:00
  of
• 27:01
  cool.
• 27:01
  So
• 27:02
  I
• 27:02
  can
• 27:03
  go
• 27:03
  out
• 27:03
  there,
• 27:03
  earned
• 27:04
  it,
• 27:04
  you
• 27:04
  know.
• 27:06
  Right.
• 27:06
  Like
• 27:06
  catching
• 27:06
  a
• 27:07
  fish.
• 27:07
  Yeah,
• 27:07
  it's
• 27:08
  way
• 27:08
  cool.
• 27:08
  And
• 27:09
  you
• 27:09
  know
• 27:09
  how
• 27:09
  fresh
• 27:10
  it
• 27:10
  is
• 27:10
  because
• 27:10
  you're
• 27:10
  the
• 27:10
  one
• 27:10
  that
• 27:11
  cut
• 27:11
  it.
• 27:11
  Some
• 27:11
  of
• 27:11
  that
• 27:11
  other
• 27:11
  stuff
• 27:12
  was
• 27:12
  cut,
• 27:13
  you
• 27:13
  know,
• 27:13
  weeks
• 27:13
  ago.
• 27:14
  I'm
• 27:14
  already
• 27:14
  seeing
• 27:15
  Christmas
• 27:15
  stands
• 27:15
  get
• 27:15
  set
• 27:16
  up
• 27:16
  here
• 27:16
  and
• 27:16
  it's
• 27:16
  not
• 27:17
  Thanksgiving
• 27:17
  yet.
• 27:17
  And
• 27:18
  it's
• 27:18
  like,
• 27:18
  okay.
• 27:18
  By
• 27:19
  the
• 27:19
  time
• 27:19
  those
• 27:19
  things
• 27:19
  show
• 27:20
  up
• 27:20
  there
• 27:21
  and
• 27:21
  it's
• 27:22
  supposed
• 27:22
  to
• 27:22
  last
• 27:22
  through,
• 27:23
  you
• 27:23
  know,
• 27:23
  you
• 27:23
  got
• 27:23
  trees
• 27:24
  that
• 27:24
  are
• 27:24
  supposed
• 27:24
  to
• 27:24
  last
• 27:24
  two
• 27:25
  months.
• 27:25
  You
• 27:25
  can't
• 27:25
  throw
• 27:25
  enough
• 27:26
  water
• 27:26
  at
• 27:26
  those
• 27:26
  to
• 27:26
  make
• 27:26
  that
• 27:27
  last
• 27:27
  in
• 27:28
  most
• 27:28
  areas.
• 27:28
  Fire
• 27:29
  hazards.
• 27:30
  Okay.
• 27:30
  Johnny,
• 27:31
  how
• 27:31
  many
• 27:31
  times
• 27:31
  you
• 27:31
  lit
• 27:32
  a
• 27:32
  Christmas
• 27:32
  tree
• 27:32
  on
• 27:32
  fire
• 27:33
  after
• 27:33
  it's
• 27:33
  out
• 27:33
  of
• 27:34
  the
• 27:34
  house
• 27:34
  and
• 27:34
  when
• 27:35
  it's
• 27:35
  out
• 27:35
  back?
• 27:35
  Been
• 27:35
  sitting
• 27:36
  outside
• 27:36
  your
• 27:36
  house
• 27:36
  for
• 27:37
  four
• 27:37
  months.
• 27:38
  Oh,
• 27:39
  lots.
• 27:40
  Yeah.
• 27:41
  It
• 27:41
  really
• 27:41
  shows
• 27:42
  you
• 27:42
  how
• 27:42
  those
• 27:43
  things
• 27:43
  look.
• 27:43
  Right
• 27:44
  when
• 27:44
  they
• 27:44
  get
• 27:45
  going.
• 27:46
  Yeah.
• 27:46
  They
• 27:47
  go
• 27:47
  up
• 27:47
  quick.
• 27:48
  Yeah.
• 27:49
  I
• 27:49
  mean,
• 27:49
  you
• 27:49
  throw
• 27:49
  that
• 27:49
  in
• 27:50
  your.
• 27:50
  If
• 27:50
  you
• 27:50
  make
• 27:51
  the
• 27:51
  mistake
• 27:51
  and
• 27:52
  march
• 27:52
  and
• 27:52
  throw
• 27:52
  it
• 27:53
  out
• 27:53
  in
• 27:53
  your
• 27:53
  fire
• 27:54
  pit
• 27:54
  out
• 27:54
  back
• 27:55
  where
• 27:55
  you
• 27:55
  roast
• 27:55
  marshmallows
• 27:56
  with
• 27:56
  the
• 27:56
  kids.
• 27:57
  Throw
• 27:57
  it
• 27:57
  out
• 27:58
  there
• 27:58
  for
• 27:58
  a
• 27:58
  minute.
• 27:59
  Who.
• 28:00
  You
• 28:00
  could
• 28:00
  have
• 28:01
  25
• 28:01
  or
• 28:02
  30
• 28:02
  foot
• 28:02
  high
• 28:02
  flames
• 28:03
  coming
• 28:03
  off
• 28:03
  that
• 28:03
  torch.
• 28:04
  Yeah.
• 28:04
  It's
• 28:04
  bonfire
• 28:05
  city,
• 28:05
  man.
• 28:06
  Yeah,
• 28:06
  it's
• 28:07
  awesome.
• 28:07
  I
• 28:07
  used
• 28:07
  to
• 28:07
  start
• 28:08
  bonfires.
• 28:08
  Yeah,
• 28:09
  they're
• 28:09
  great.
• 28:09
  Yeah.
• 28:11
  I'll
• 28:11
  tell
• 28:11
  you
• 28:11
  what,
• 28:11
  I
• 28:11
  do
• 28:12
  have
• 28:12
  one
• 28:12
  quick
• 28:12
  story
• 28:12
  I'll
• 28:13
  tell.
• 28:13
  I
• 28:13
  had
• 28:13
  to.
• 28:14
  I
• 28:14
  was
• 28:14
  in
• 28:15
  high
• 28:15
  school,
• 28:15
  so
• 28:15
  this
• 28:15
  was
• 28:16
  all
• 28:17
  good,
• 28:17
  but
• 28:18
  the
• 28:18
  church
• 28:18
  group
• 28:18
  that
• 28:19
  I
• 28:19
  was
• 28:19
  helping
• 28:19
  out
• 28:19
  with
• 28:20
  that
• 28:20
  my
• 28:20
  parents
• 28:20
  had
• 28:21
  me
• 28:21
  going
• 28:21
  to
• 28:21
  to
• 28:21
  become
• 28:22
  a
• 28:22
  better
• 28:22
  person,
• 28:23
  ended
• 28:23
  up
• 28:23
  wanting
• 28:23
  a
• 28:24
  bonfire.
• 28:25
  How
• 28:25
  big
• 28:25
  can
• 28:26
  I
• 28:26
  make
• 28:26
  it?
• 28:27
  Well,
• 28:27
  make
• 28:27
  it
• 28:27
  worthwhile.
• 28:28
  Make
• 28:28
  it
• 28:28
  big.
• 28:29
  So
• 28:30
  I
• 28:30
  knew
• 28:30
  some
• 28:30
  guys
• 28:30
  that
• 28:30
  had
• 28:31
  a
• 28:31
  warehouse
• 28:31
  and
• 28:31
  they
• 28:31
  had
• 28:32
  a,
• 28:32
  like
• 28:32
  a
• 28:33
  semi
• 28:33
  truck
• 28:33
  full
• 28:34
  of
• 28:34
  extra
• 28:34
  pallets
• 28:34
  that
• 28:35
  they
• 28:35
  were
• 28:35
  trying
• 28:35
  to
• 28:35
  get
• 28:35
  rid
• 28:35
  of.
• 28:36
  So
• 28:37
  I
• 28:37
  had
• 28:37
  to
• 28:37
  come
• 28:37
  over
• 28:37
  there.
• 28:39
  So
• 28:39
  we
• 28:39
  had
• 28:39
  a
• 28:39
  pallet
• 28:39
  fire.
• 28:40
  We
• 28:40
  had
• 28:40
  that
• 28:40
  thing
• 28:41
  stacked
• 28:42
  up.
• 28:43
  They
• 28:43
  come
• 28:43
  out
• 28:43
  there
• 28:43
  and
• 28:44
  go,
• 28:44
  wow,
• 28:44
  that's
• 28:45
  big.
• 28:46
  Like.
• 28:46
  Yeah.
• 28:46
  I
• 28:46
  had
• 28:47
  probably
• 28:47
  a
• 28:47
  semi
• 28:47
  truck
• 28:48
  and
• 28:48
  a
• 28:48
  half
• 28:48
  of
• 28:48
  pallets
• 28:48
  out
• 28:48
  there.
• 28:49
  I
• 28:49
  mean,
• 28:49
  it
• 28:49
  was
• 28:49
  16ft
• 28:50
  high.
• 28:51
  So
• 28:51
  what
• 28:52
  did
• 28:52
  I
• 28:52
  do?
• 28:52
  I.
• 28:53
  As
• 28:53
  a
• 28:54
  kid,
• 28:54
  not
• 28:54
  really
• 28:54
  thinking.
• 28:55
  I
• 28:55
  had
• 28:55
  gasoline
• 28:56
  poured
• 28:56
  around
• 28:56
  the
• 28:56
  outside
• 28:57
  of
• 28:57
  that
• 28:57
  and
• 28:57
  inside
• 28:58
  of
• 28:58
  it.
• 28:58
  And
• 28:59
  had
• 28:59
  an
• 28:59
  old
• 29:00
  Christmas
• 29:00
  tree
• 29:00
  that
• 29:00
  I
• 29:00
  got
• 29:01
  in
• 29:01
  for
• 29:01
  my
• 29:01
  buddy's
• 29:01
  backyard
• 29:02
  from
• 29:02
  his
• 29:02
  house
• 29:02
  out
• 29:03
  there,
• 29:03
  lit
• 29:04
  that
• 29:04
  thing
• 29:04
  on
• 29:04
  fire.
• 29:05
  And
• 29:06
  the
• 29:06
  fire
• 29:07
  department
• 29:07
  in
• 29:08
  the
• 29:08
  next
• 29:08
  town
• 29:10
  across
• 29:10
  the
• 29:10
  river
• 29:11
  reported
• 29:11
  the
• 29:11
  fire
• 29:12
  up
• 29:12
  on
• 29:12
  the
• 29:12
  hill.
• 29:12
  Oh,
• 29:13
  man.
• 29:13
  Nice.
• 29:14
  So
• 29:15
  kind
• 29:15
  of
• 29:15
  got
• 29:15
  in
• 29:15
  a
• 29:15
  little
• 29:16
  trouble.
• 29:16
  I
• 29:16
  think
• 29:16
  they
• 29:16
  gave
• 29:17
  the
• 29:17
  church
• 29:17
  a
• 29:17
  hall
• 29:18
  pass
• 29:18
  on
• 29:18
  that
• 29:18
  one,
• 29:19
  but
• 29:19
  I
• 29:19
  don't
• 29:19
  think
• 29:19
  there
• 29:20
  was
• 29:20
  a
• 29:20
  fine.
• 29:20
  But
• 29:21
  they
• 29:21
  never
• 29:22
  let
• 29:22
  me
• 29:22
  do
• 29:22
  bonfires
• 29:23
  again
• 29:23
  because
• 29:23
  I
• 29:23
  built
• 29:24
  it
• 29:24
  correctly.
• 29:25
  Luckily,
• 29:25
  you
• 29:25
  were
• 29:25
  with
• 29:26
  the
• 29:26
  church,
• 29:26
  not
• 29:27
  ten
• 29:27
  dudes
• 29:27
  drinking
• 29:28
  Budweiser.
• 29:29
  Yeah,
• 29:30
  Heidelberg
• 29:31
  would
• 29:31
  have
• 29:31
  been
• 29:32
  a
• 29:32
  different
• 29:32
  story
• 29:32
  for
• 29:33
  sure.
• 29:34
  Absolutely.
• 29:35
  Absolutely.
• 29:36
  But
• 29:36
  anyway,
• 29:37
  not
• 29:37
  to
• 29:37
  digress
• 29:38
  here,
• 29:38
  these
• 29:38
  are
• 29:38
  things
• 29:39
  we
• 29:39
  ought
• 29:39
  to
• 29:39
  be
• 29:39
  a
• 29:39
  little
• 29:39
  careful
• 29:40
  with.
• 29:40
  But
• 29:40
  to
• 29:41
  circle
• 29:41
  back
• 29:41
  around
• 29:43
  inside,
• 29:44
  sometimes
• 29:44
  adding
• 29:45
  those
• 29:45
  natural
• 29:45
  touches
• 29:46
  like
• 29:46
  that
• 29:46
  tree
• 29:47
  or
• 29:47
  pine
• 29:47
  cones
• 29:47
  or
• 29:47
  some
• 29:48
  of
• 29:48
  that
• 29:48
  stuff,
• 29:49
  you
• 29:49
  know,
• 29:49
  be
• 29:49
  a
• 29:50
  little
• 29:50
  careful
• 29:50
  with
• 29:50
  the
• 29:51
  garland
• 29:51
  on
• 29:51
  the
• 29:51
  stairs
• 29:52
  because
• 29:52
  if
• 29:52
  Grandma
• 29:53
  and
• 29:53
  your
• 29:53
  aunt
• 29:53
  want
• 29:54
  to
• 29:54
  go
• 29:54
  upstairs
• 29:54
  over
• 29:54
  the
• 29:54
  holidays
• 29:55
  and
• 29:55
  check
• 29:56
  out
• 29:56
  upstairs,
• 29:56
  those
• 29:57
  can
• 29:57
  kind
• 29:57
  of
• 29:57
  hinder
• 29:58
  their
• 29:58
  movement.
• 29:58
  When
• 29:59
  you've
• 29:59
  got
• 29:59
  it
• 29:59
  wrapped
• 29:59
  around
• 30:00
  the
• 30:00
  banister,
• 30:00
  maybe
• 30:01
  keep
• 30:01
  it
• 30:01
  along
• 30:01
  the
• 30:03
  bottom
• 30:03
  of
• 30:03
  it.
• 30:03
  So
• 30:04
  it's
• 30:04
  not
• 30:04
  as
• 30:05
  much
• 30:05
  of
• 30:06
  a
• 30:06
  safety
• 30:06
  issue.
• 30:06
  You're
• 30:07
  not
• 30:07
  taking
• 30:07
  Grandma
• 30:08
  or
• 30:08
  Grandpa
• 30:08
  out
• 30:08
  coming
• 30:09
  up
• 30:09
  and
• 30:09
  down
• 30:09
  the
• 30:09
  stairs.
• 30:09
  But
• 30:10
  be
• 30:10
  a
• 30:10
  little
• 30:11
  thoughtful
• 30:11
  with
• 30:11
  that.
• 30:12
  And
• 30:12
  to
• 30:13
  me,
• 30:13
  depending
• 30:14
  on
• 30:14
  your
• 30:14
  climate,
• 30:14
  be
• 30:15
  very
• 30:15
  careful
• 30:16
  with
• 30:16
  the
• 30:16
  wreath
• 30:16
  on
• 30:16
  the
• 30:17
  front
• 30:17
  door.
• 30:18
  Because
• 30:19
  if
• 30:20
  you're
• 30:20
  in
• 30:20
  a
• 30:20
  warmer
• 30:20
  climate,
• 30:21
  I've
• 30:22
  had
• 30:22
  wasp
• 30:22
  nests
• 30:23
  getting
• 30:23
  those
• 30:23
  things.
• 30:23
  And
• 30:24
  you
• 30:24
  open
• 30:24
  the
• 30:24
  door,
• 30:25
  they're
• 30:26
  coming
• 30:26
  into
• 30:26
  your
• 30:26
  house.
• 30:27
  So
• 30:28
  be
• 30:28
  a
• 30:28
  tad
• 30:29
  bit
• 30:29
  careful
• 30:29
  with
• 30:29
  that.
• 30:30
  So
• 30:31
  over
• 30:31
  here
• 30:32
  in
• 30:32
  my
• 30:32
  neck
• 30:32
  of
• 30:32
  the
• 30:33
  woods,
• 30:33
  it's
• 30:33
  always
• 30:33
  so
• 30:33
  wet.
• 30:34
  That's
• 30:34
  not
• 30:34
  a
• 30:34
  chance.
• 30:34
  And
• 30:35
  it's
• 30:35
  cold,
• 30:35
  so
• 30:35
  it's
• 30:35
  not
• 30:35
  really
• 30:36
  an
• 30:36
  issue.
• 30:36
  But
• 30:37
  other
• 30:37
  parts
• 30:37
  of
• 30:38
  the
• 30:38
  country,
• 30:38
  I've
• 30:38
  heard
• 30:38
  that
• 30:38
  can
• 30:39
  be
• 30:39
  an
• 30:39
  issue.
• 30:39
  So
• 30:39
  be
• 30:39
  a
• 30:39
  little
• 30:40
  careful
• 30:40
  with
• 30:40
  that.
• 30:41
  Never
• 30:41
  met
• 30:42
  a
• 30:42
  wasp
• 30:42
  wreath.
• 30:43
  Yeah,
• 30:45
  same.
• 30:45
  But
• 30:46
  I've
• 30:46
  had.
• 30:46
  I've
• 30:46
  had
• 30:47
  it
• 30:47
  come
• 30:47
  at
• 30:47
  Eastern
• 30:47
  Washington.
• 30:48
  I
• 30:48
  did
• 30:48
  have
• 30:48
  that
• 30:48
  happen
• 30:48
  one
• 30:49
  time
• 30:49
  to
• 30:49
  me,
• 30:49
  where
• 30:49
  they
• 30:50
  were
• 30:50
  living
• 30:50
  in
• 30:50
  it
• 30:50
  and
• 30:51
  it
• 30:51
  was
• 30:51
  just
• 30:51
  warm
• 30:52
  enough,
• 30:52
  got
• 30:52
  out
• 30:52
  and
• 30:52
  I
• 30:52
  was
• 30:53
  like,
• 30:53
  oof,
• 30:53
  not
• 30:54
  good.
• 30:54
  So
• 30:55
  now,
• 30:56
  one
• 30:56
  way
• 30:56
  to
• 30:56
  keep
• 30:56
  the
• 30:56
  family
• 30:57
  away.
• 30:57
  You
• 30:57
  know,
• 30:58
  you
• 30:58
  got
• 30:58
  an
• 30:58
  option
• 30:58
  there.
• 30:59
  You
• 30:59
  got
• 30:59
  an
• 30:59
  option
• 30:59
  there.
• 31:00
  That
• 31:00
  actually
• 31:00
  isn't
• 31:00
  a
• 31:00
  bad
• 31:01
  way
• 31:01
  to
• 31:01
  go.
• 31:01
  Except
• 31:02
  then
• 31:02
  they're
• 31:02
  coming
• 31:02
  into
• 31:03
  my
• 31:03
  house.
• 31:03
  So
• 31:04
  then
• 31:04
  I
• 31:04
  gotta
• 31:04
  go
• 31:04
  chase
• 31:04
  them
• 31:05
  around
• 31:05
  inside
• 31:05
  the
• 31:05
  house
• 31:06
  and
• 31:06
  they're.
• 31:06
  And
• 31:07
  it's
• 31:07
  warm.
• 31:07
  So
• 31:07
  now
• 31:08
  they're
• 31:08
  kind
• 31:08
  of
• 31:08
  got
• 31:08
  a
• 31:09
  little
• 31:09
  extra
• 31:09
  skip
• 31:09
  in
• 31:09
  Their
• 31:10
  step.
• 31:11
  So
• 31:11
  when
• 31:12
  we
• 31:12
  come
• 31:12
  back,
• 31:12
  I
• 31:12
  want
• 31:12
  to
• 31:13
  talk
• 31:13
  about
• 31:13
  some
• 31:13
  of
• 31:14
  the
• 31:14
  cool
• 31:14
  things
• 31:14
  you
• 31:14
  can
• 31:14
  do
• 31:15
  outside
• 31:15
  these
• 31:15
  days
• 31:16
  and
• 31:16
  some
• 31:16
  tricks
• 31:17
  and
• 31:17
  tips
• 31:17
  there.
• 31:17
  We'll
• 31:17
  do
• 31:18
  that
• 31:18
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• 31:18
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• 31:18
  soon
• 31:18
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• 31:19
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• 31:19
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• 31:19
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• 31:19
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• 31:20
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• 31:20
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• 31:20
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• 31:21
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• 31:21
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• 31:21
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• 31:22
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• 31:22
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• 31:22
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• 31:22
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• 31:23
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• 31:23
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• 31:23
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• 31:24
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• 31:24
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• 31:26
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  Your
• 33:22
  trusted
• 33:23
  source
• 33:23
  from
• 33:24
  Home
• 33:24
  Improvement
• 33:24
  Information,
• 33:25
  I'm
• 33:25
  Eric
• 33:25
  G.
• 33:26
  And
• 33:26
  we
• 33:26
  got
• 33:27
  Johnny
• 33:27
  D.
• 33:27
  And
• 33:28
  I
• 33:28
  have
• 33:28
  been
• 33:28
  sitting
• 33:28
  here
• 33:28
  talking
• 33:29
  about
• 33:29
  Christmas
• 33:30
  decorating,
• 33:30
  holiday
• 33:31
  decorating.
• 33:32
  I'm
• 33:32
  sorry,
• 33:33
  I'm
• 33:33
  very
• 33:33
  much
• 33:34
  the
• 33:34
  walk
• 33:34
  through
• 33:35
  the,
• 33:36
  the
• 33:36
  grocery
• 33:36
  store
• 33:37
  line
• 33:37
  and
• 33:37
  say,
• 33:38
  merry
• 33:38
  Christmas,
• 33:39
  happy
• 33:40
  Hanukkah,
• 33:40
  whatever
• 33:41
  it
• 33:41
  is
• 33:41
  to
• 33:41
  people
• 33:42
  versus
• 33:43
  the
• 33:43
  happy
• 33:43
  Holidays.
• 33:44
  I
• 33:44
  think
• 33:44
  I'm
• 33:44
  just
• 33:44
  scarred
• 33:44
  from
• 33:45
  the
• 33:45
  happy
• 33:45
  holidays
• 33:46
  thing.
• 33:46
  Johnny,
• 33:47
  you
• 33:47
  know
• 33:47
  you
• 33:48
  can't
• 33:48
  say
• 33:48
  this.
• 33:49
  No,
• 33:50
  man,
• 33:50
  whatever
• 33:50
  your
• 33:51
  jam
• 33:51
  is,
• 33:51
  I
• 33:51
  respect
• 33:52
  it.
• 33:52
  But
• 33:53
  I
• 33:53
  don't
• 33:53
  play
• 33:54
  the,
• 33:55
  yeah,
• 33:56
  I
• 33:56
  don't
• 33:56
  play
• 33:56
  the
• 33:57
  holidays
• 33:57
  game
• 33:58
  much
• 33:58
  on
• 33:58
  that.
• 33:58
  I
• 33:58
  just
• 33:59
  don't
• 33:59
  like
• 33:59
  it.
• 33:59
  I
• 34:00
  legit
• 34:00
  never
• 34:01
  understood
• 34:01
  like,
• 34:02
  how
• 34:02
  somebody
• 34:02
  could
• 34:03
  be
• 34:03
  offended
• 34:03
  or
• 34:04
  bothered
• 34:04
  by
• 34:05
  me
• 34:05
  saying
• 34:06
  Merry
• 34:06
  Christmas.
• 34:07
  Like,
• 34:07
  how
• 34:07
  is
• 34:08
  what?
• 34:09
  Like,
• 34:09
  yeah,
• 34:10
  are
• 34:10
  you
• 34:10
  that
• 34:11
  sensitive?
• 34:11
  How
• 34:11
  do
• 34:11
  you
• 34:12
  put
• 34:12
  your
• 34:12
  shoes
• 34:12
  on
• 34:12
  in
• 34:12
  the
• 34:13
  morning?
• 34:13
  Yeah,
• 34:14
  yeah,
• 34:14
  man.
• 34:14
  I
• 34:14
  agree,
• 34:14
  I
• 34:15
  agree.
• 34:15
  It's
• 34:15
  like,
• 34:15
  hey,
• 34:16
  if
• 34:16
  Hanukkah
• 34:17
  is
• 34:17
  your
• 34:17
  jam,
• 34:17
  awesome.
• 34:18
  A
• 34:18
  lot
• 34:18
  of
• 34:18
  my
• 34:18
  Jewish
• 34:19
  friends,
• 34:20
  they
• 34:20
  have
• 34:20
  Christmas
• 34:21
  trees
• 34:21
  too
• 34:21
  because
• 34:21
  they're
• 34:22
  trying
• 34:22
  to
• 34:22
  get
• 34:22
  the
• 34:22
  best
• 34:22
  of
• 34:23
  all
• 34:23
  worlds
• 34:23
  there,
• 34:24
  you
• 34:24
  know?
• 34:24
  Yeah.
• 34:24
  I
• 34:25
  mean,
• 34:25
  honestly,
• 34:25
  I,
• 34:26
  I
• 34:26
  can't
• 34:27
  imagine
• 34:27
  anybody
• 34:28
  saying,
• 34:28
  you
• 34:28
  know,
• 34:29
  happy
• 34:29
  Hanukkah
• 34:30
  to
• 34:30
  me
• 34:31
  and
• 34:31
  me
• 34:31
  being
• 34:31
  like,
• 34:32
  how
• 34:32
  dare.
• 34:33
  Like,
• 34:34
  it's
• 34:35
  like
• 34:35
  cluster,
• 34:35
  Come
• 34:36
  on,
• 34:36
  you
• 34:36
  know,
• 34:38
  so
• 34:38
  silly.
• 34:38
  Humans,
• 34:39
  humans,
• 34:40
  people
• 34:41
  wishing
• 34:41
  you
• 34:41
  well.
• 34:42
  Take
• 34:43
  it,
• 34:43
  enjoy
• 34:44
  it.
• 34:44
  Be
• 34:45
  happy.
• 34:45
  They
• 34:45
  did.
• 34:46
  All
• 34:46
  right,
• 34:46
  rant
• 34:47
  over.
• 34:47
  Let's
• 34:47
  get
• 34:47
  back
• 34:47
  to
• 34:47
  the
• 34:48
  Christmas
• 34:48
  stuff
• 34:48
  here
• 34:48
  and
• 34:49
  the
• 34:49
  holiday
• 34:49
  stuff.
• 34:49
  But
• 34:50
  you
• 34:50
  know,
• 34:51
  the
• 34:51
  thing
• 34:51
  is,
• 34:51
  is
• 34:51
  when
• 34:52
  you're
• 34:52
  decorating,
• 34:53
  there's
• 34:53
  so
• 34:53
  many
• 34:53
  cool
• 34:54
  things
• 34:54
  out
• 34:54
  there.
• 34:55
  You
• 34:55
  know,
• 34:55
  I
• 34:55
  was
• 34:55
  just
• 34:56
  showing
• 34:57
  between
• 34:57
  the
• 34:58
  segments
• 34:58
  here
• 34:58
  on
• 34:58
  the
• 34:58
  commercial
• 34:59
  break,
• 34:59
  I
• 34:59
  was
• 34:59
  just
• 34:59
  showing
• 35:00
  John
• 35:00
  Johnny
• 35:00
  here
• 35:01
  the,
• 35:01
  the
• 35:01
  new
• 35:02
  kind
• 35:02
  of
• 35:03
  snap
• 35:03
  over
• 35:04
  polyester
• 35:05
  covers
• 35:06
  you
• 35:06
  can
• 35:06
  put
• 35:06
  over
• 35:06
  your
• 35:06
  garage
• 35:07
  door
• 35:07
  now.
• 35:08
  And
• 35:08
  it's
• 35:08
  so
• 35:09
  cool.
• 35:09
  You
• 35:09
  used
• 35:09
  to
• 35:09
  have
• 35:09
  to
• 35:09
  do
• 35:10
  that
• 35:10
  projector,
• 35:10
  but
• 35:11
  the
• 35:11
  projector
• 35:11
  didn't
• 35:12
  work
• 35:12
  exactly.
• 35:12
  It
• 35:13
  kind
• 35:13
  of
• 35:13
  looked,
• 35:13
  wasn't
• 35:14
  Powerful
• 35:14
  enough,
• 35:15
  kind
• 35:15
  of
• 35:16
  faded
• 35:17
  and,
• 35:17
  and
• 35:17
  from
• 35:17
  my
• 35:18
  age,
• 35:18
  it
• 35:18
  reminded
• 35:19
  me
• 35:19
  of
• 35:19
  the
• 35:19
  bulb
• 35:19
  that
• 35:20
  was
• 35:20
  burning
• 35:20
  out
• 35:20
  on
• 35:20
  the
• 35:20
  projector
• 35:21
  in
• 35:21
  high
• 35:22
  school
• 35:22
  when
• 35:22
  they
• 35:22
  were
• 35:22
  trying
• 35:22
  to
• 35:23
  put
• 35:23
  the
• 35:23
  thing
• 35:23
  on
• 35:23
  in
• 35:23
  class
• 35:24
  before
• 35:24
  they
• 35:24
  had
• 35:24
  TVs
• 35:25
  in
• 35:25
  school,
• 35:26
  but
• 35:27
  just
• 35:27
  didn't
• 35:28
  go
• 35:28
  well.
• 35:28
  But
• 35:29
  they've
• 35:29
  got
• 35:29
  some
• 35:30
  really
• 35:30
  cool
• 35:30
  stuff
• 35:30
  out
• 35:31
  there.
• 35:31
  The,
• 35:31
  the
• 35:32
  blow
• 35:32
  up
• 35:32
  toys
• 35:33
  out
• 35:33
  there
• 35:33
  where
• 35:33
  you
• 35:33
  got
• 35:33
  the
• 35:34
  big
• 35:34
  Santas
• 35:34
  and
• 35:35
  the
• 35:35
  big
• 35:35
  reindeers
• 35:35
  and
• 35:36
  stuff.
• 35:36
  Those
• 35:36
  are
• 35:36
  cool.
• 35:37
  They
• 35:37
  get
• 35:38
  obnoxious
• 35:38
  when
• 35:38
  it's
• 35:39
  windy,
• 35:39
  so
• 35:39
  you
• 35:39
  kind
• 35:39
  of
• 35:40
  need
• 35:40
  to
• 35:40
  think
• 35:40
  about
• 35:40
  your
• 35:40
  climate
• 35:41
  with
• 35:41
  those
• 35:42
  because
• 35:43
  if
• 35:43
  you
• 35:43
  got
• 35:43
  the
• 35:43
  wind,
• 35:43
  they
• 35:44
  start
• 35:44
  jumping
• 35:44
  around
• 35:45
  and
• 35:45
  bouncing
• 35:45
  off
• 35:45
  the
• 35:46
  neighbor's
• 35:46
  cars
• 35:46
  and
• 35:46
  all
• 35:46
  that
• 35:47
  other
• 35:47
  stuff.
• 35:47
  And
• 35:47
  that's
• 35:48
  not
• 35:48
  good.
• 35:48
  But
• 35:49
  to
• 35:50
  me,
• 35:51
  interior
• 35:52
  design,
• 35:52
  exterior
• 35:53
  design,
• 35:53
  even
• 35:53
  with
• 35:53
  the
• 35:54
  holidays,
• 35:54
  is
• 35:54
  always
• 35:55
  about
• 35:56
  kind
• 35:56
  of
• 35:56
  balance
• 35:57
  and
• 35:57
  scale
• 35:58
  and
• 35:58
  creating
• 35:58
  focal
• 35:59
  points
• 35:59
  no
• 35:59
  matter
• 35:59
  what
• 36:00
  you're
• 36:00
  doing
• 36:00
  out
• 36:00
  there.
• 36:00
  You
• 36:01
  know,
• 36:01
  if
• 36:01
  you're
• 36:01
  going
• 36:01
  to
• 36:01
  have
• 36:01
  the
• 36:02
  biggest
• 36:03
  manger
• 36:03
  set
• 36:03
  out
• 36:03
  there,
• 36:04
  awesome,
• 36:04
  that's
• 36:04
  your
• 36:05
  focal
• 36:05
  point.
• 36:06
  But
• 36:07
  you
• 36:07
  can
• 36:08
  have
• 36:08
  too
• 36:08
  much
• 36:08
  junk
• 36:09
  outside
• 36:10
  and
• 36:10
  it
• 36:10
  looks
• 36:11
  just
• 36:11
  kind
• 36:11
  of
• 36:11
  haphazard
• 36:12
  versus
• 36:12
  something
• 36:13
  that
• 36:13
  people
• 36:13
  go
• 36:13
  by
• 36:13
  and
• 36:14
  go,
• 36:14
  wow,
• 36:15
  tastefully
• 36:15
  done.
• 36:16
  Yeah.
• 36:18
  And
• 36:18
  I'm
• 36:18
  a,
• 36:19
  I'm
• 36:19
  a
• 36:19
  crossover
• 36:20
  depending
• 36:20
  on
• 36:20
  the
• 36:20
  year.
• 36:20
  Right.
• 36:21
  Like
• 36:21
  some
• 36:22
  years
• 36:22
  I
• 36:22
  like
• 36:22
  just
• 36:23
  the
• 36:23
  potpourri
• 36:23
  of
• 36:24
  just,
• 36:25
  you
• 36:25
  know,
• 36:25
  more
• 36:26
  traditional.
• 36:27
  Yeah.
• 36:28
  Standard,
• 36:29
  like
• 36:29
  my
• 36:29
  grandparents
• 36:30
  did
• 36:30
  it.
• 36:30
  And
• 36:31
  then
• 36:31
  other
• 36:31
  years
• 36:31
  I
• 36:32
  get
• 36:32
  all,
• 36:32
  you
• 36:32
  know,
• 36:33
  modern
• 36:33
  minimalist
• 36:34
  with
• 36:34
  it.
• 36:34
  Like
• 36:35
  all
• 36:35
  white
• 36:36
  lights
• 36:36
  and,
• 36:36
  you
• 36:37
  know,
• 36:37
  red
• 36:38
  accent
• 36:38
  or
• 36:38
  blue
• 36:39
  accent
• 36:39
  or
• 36:39
  something,
• 36:39
  you
• 36:40
  know?
• 36:40
  Absolutely.
• 36:41
  Now
• 36:41
  I
• 36:41
  get
• 36:41
  that.
• 36:41
  And
• 36:42
  I
• 36:42
  like
• 36:42
  them
• 36:42
  both.
• 36:42
  I
• 36:43
  love
• 36:43
  that.
• 36:43
  Like
• 36:44
  Nordstrom's.
• 36:44
  Very
• 36:45
  neat,
• 36:45
  very
• 36:46
  pristine
• 36:46
  appeal.
• 36:47
  Yep,
• 36:47
  absolutely.
• 36:48
  But
• 36:48
  I
• 36:48
  also
• 36:48
  like
• 36:49
  the
• 36:49
  white
• 36:49
  trash.
• 36:50
  You
• 36:50
  know,
• 36:50
  wrap
• 36:51
  the
• 36:51
  mobile
• 36:51
  home
• 36:52
  in
• 36:52
  a
• 36:52
  bunch
• 36:53
  of
• 36:53
  crazy
• 36:53
  whatever
• 36:54
  and
• 36:54
  call
• 36:54
  it
• 36:54
  Christmas.
• 36:55
  Like,
• 36:55
  I
• 36:55
  could
• 36:56
  go
• 36:56
  both
• 36:56
  ways
• 36:56
  on
• 36:56
  those.
• 36:58
  Yeah,
• 36:58
  the,
• 36:58
  the.
• 36:59
  I'm
• 36:59
  gonna.
• 36:59
  Since
• 37:00
  we're
• 37:00
  on
• 37:00
  the
• 37:00
  radio,
• 37:00
  I'm
• 37:01
  gonna
• 37:01
  say
• 37:01
  it
• 37:01
  this
• 37:01
  way.
• 37:01
  Like
• 37:02
  Christmas
• 37:02
  vacation.
• 37:03
  The
• 37:03
  bathroom's
• 37:04
  full
• 37:04
  as
• 37:04
  he's
• 37:05
  draining
• 37:05
  the
• 37:05
  septic
• 37:06
  out
• 37:06
  of
• 37:06
  the,
• 37:06
  out
• 37:07
  of
• 37:07
  the
• 37:07
  motorhome
• 37:07
  into
• 37:08
  the
• 37:08
  storm
• 37:08
  drain
• 37:09
  in
• 37:09
  the
• 37:09
  street.
• 37:09
  Right.
• 37:11
  A
• 37:11
  little
• 37:11
  more
• 37:11
  of
• 37:11
  that
• 37:12
  Griswold
• 37:12
  versus
• 37:13
  the
• 37:13
  Clark
• 37:13
  Griswold.
• 37:14
  But
• 37:14
  you
• 37:14
  know,
• 37:14
  it's.
• 37:14
  It's
• 37:15
  all
• 37:15
  good.
• 37:15
  You
• 37:15
  know,
• 37:16
  it's
• 37:16
  all
• 37:16
  good.
• 37:17
  But
• 37:17
  really,
• 37:17
  guys,
• 37:18
  ladder
• 37:18
  safety
• 37:18
  on
• 37:19
  this
• 37:19
  stuff.
• 37:19
  Be
• 37:19
  careful.
• 37:20
  And
• 37:21
  again,
• 37:21
  lighting
• 37:22
  is
• 37:22
  cool,
• 37:22
  but
• 37:24
  strategically
• 37:24
  placed
• 37:25
  lighting
• 37:25
  is
• 37:25
  awesome,
• 37:26
  too.
• 37:26
  I
• 37:26
  mean,
• 37:26
  the
• 37:27
  other
• 37:27
  thing
• 37:27
  is
• 37:27
  if
• 37:27
  you
• 37:27
  do
• 37:27
  this
• 37:28
  right,
• 37:28
  you
• 37:28
  can
• 37:28
  almost
• 37:28
  count
• 37:28
  it
• 37:28
  as
• 37:29
  an
• 37:29
  extra
• 37:29
  layer
• 37:29
  of
• 37:29
  security
• 37:29
  lights
• 37:30
  out
• 37:30
  there
• 37:30
  because
• 37:30
  you're
• 37:31
  lighting
• 37:31
  up
• 37:31
  those
• 37:31
  darker
• 37:32
  spaces
• 37:32
  in
• 37:32
  the
• 37:32
  lawn.
• 37:33
  If
• 37:33
  you
• 37:34
  don't
• 37:34
  have
• 37:34
  outside
• 37:34
  lighting.
• 37:35
  Makes
• 37:36
  it
• 37:36
  harder
• 37:36
  to
• 37:36
  steal
• 37:37
  the
• 37:37
  Bulbs.
• 37:38
  It
• 37:38
  does
• 37:38
  when
• 37:38
  they're
• 37:38
  leds,
• 37:39
  man.
• 37:39
  I
• 37:39
  tell
• 37:39
  you
• 37:40
  what,
• 37:40
  now
• 37:40
  you
• 37:40
  got
• 37:40
  to
• 37:40
  throw
• 37:40
  the
• 37:40
  special
• 37:41
  tool
• 37:41
  and
• 37:41
  unsnap
• 37:42
  it.
• 37:42
  Or.
• 37:42
  Or
• 37:42
  maybe
• 37:42
  they're
• 37:43
  even
• 37:43
  just
• 37:44
  not
• 37:44
  replaceable
• 37:45
  ones.
• 37:45
  But
• 37:45
  have
• 37:46
  some
• 37:46
  fun.
• 37:46
  And
• 37:46
  safety
• 37:47
  is
• 37:47
  the
• 37:47
  key
• 37:48
  here.
• 37:48
  One
• 37:48
  of
• 37:48
  the
• 37:49
  best
• 37:49
  things
• 37:49
  if
• 37:49
  you're
• 37:49
  looking
• 37:50
  for
• 37:50
  a
• 37:51
  present
• 37:51
  for
• 37:51
  your
• 37:52
  spouse
• 37:52
  that
• 37:52
  does
• 37:53
  the
• 37:53
  Christmas
• 37:53
  slates
• 37:53
  out
• 37:54
  there
• 37:55
  is
• 37:55
  get
• 37:56
  a
• 37:56
  just
• 37:56
  really
• 37:57
  nice
• 37:57
  solid
• 37:57
  ladder.
• 37:59
  And
• 37:59
  I'm
• 37:59
  also
• 38:00
  Johnny,
• 38:00
  the
• 38:00
  guy
• 38:00
  that
• 38:00
  goes
• 38:01
  down
• 38:01
  to
• 38:01
  my
• 38:01
  hardware
• 38:01
  store
• 38:02
  that
• 38:02
  has
• 38:02
  tool
• 38:02
  rental
• 38:03
  and
• 38:04
  I've
• 38:04
  done
• 38:04
  this
• 38:04
  a
• 38:04
  couple
• 38:05
  times.
• 38:05
  Park
• 38:05
  Rose
• 38:06
  Hardware
• 38:06
  is
• 38:06
  my
• 38:06
  guys
• 38:06
  down
• 38:07
  here
• 38:07
  that
• 38:07
  I
• 38:07
  use.
• 38:07
  But
• 38:08
  I
• 38:08
  go
• 38:08
  down
• 38:08
  to
• 38:08
  their
• 38:08
  tool
• 38:09
  rental
• 38:09
  and
• 38:09
  they
• 38:09
  got
• 38:09
  a
• 38:09
  really
• 38:10
  cool
• 38:10
  skylift.
• 38:12
  For
• 38:13
  a
• 38:13
  couple
• 38:14
  hundred
• 38:14
  bucks,
• 38:14
  I
• 38:15
  can
• 38:15
  rent
• 38:15
  that
• 38:15
  and
• 38:15
  not
• 38:16
  have
• 38:16
  to
• 38:16
  get
• 38:16
  on
• 38:16
  the
• 38:16
  ladder.
• 38:17
  I
• 38:17
  can
• 38:17
  back
• 38:18
  it
• 38:18
  up
• 38:18
  in
• 38:18
  the
• 38:18
  trailer,
• 38:19
  put
• 38:19
  the
• 38:19
  forearms
• 38:20
  down,
• 38:20
  lift
• 38:20
  it
• 38:21
  up,
• 38:21
  you
• 38:22
  know,
• 38:22
  and
• 38:22
  it's
• 38:22
  got
• 38:22
  the
• 38:22
  alien
• 38:23
  look
• 38:23
  and
• 38:23
  you
• 38:23
  can
• 38:23
  jump
• 38:24
  on
• 38:24
  the
• 38:24
  basket
• 38:24
  and
• 38:25
  it
• 38:25
  makes
• 38:25
  it
• 38:25
  so
• 38:25
  easy
• 38:26
  when
• 38:26
  those
• 38:27
  things
• 38:27
  have
• 38:27
  a
• 38:27
  40
• 38:28
  pound
• 38:29
  reach,
• 38:30
  I
• 38:30
  mean
• 38:30
  a
• 38:30
  40
• 38:30
  foot
• 38:31
  reach,
• 38:31
  to
• 38:31
  get
• 38:31
  out
• 38:31
  there
• 38:31
  and
• 38:31
  do
• 38:31
  the
• 38:32
  whole
• 38:32
  front
• 38:32
  of
• 38:32
  the
• 38:32
  house
• 38:32
  and
• 38:32
  not
• 38:32
  have
• 38:33
  to
• 38:33
  move
• 38:33
  it
• 38:33
  and
• 38:33
  then
• 38:33
  take
• 38:33
  it
• 38:33
  back.
• 38:34
  And
• 38:34
  you
• 38:35
  look
• 38:35
  like
• 38:35
  a
• 38:35
  rock
• 38:35
  star
• 38:36
  in
• 38:36
  your
• 38:36
  neighborhood
• 38:36
  as
• 38:37
  well.
• 38:37
  I
• 38:37
  was
• 38:37
  just
• 38:37
  gonna
• 38:38
  say
• 38:38
  you're
• 38:38
  going
• 38:38
  full
• 38:39
  luxury
• 38:40
  now.
• 38:41
  Now
• 38:41
  you're
• 38:41
  talking
• 38:41
  about
• 38:42
  like,
• 38:42
  dude,
• 38:43
  I'd.
• 38:43
  Much
• 38:43
  rather
• 38:44
  do
• 38:44
  business
• 38:44
  life.
• 38:46
  Yeah,
• 38:47
  okay.
• 38:47
  It's
• 38:48
  a
• 38:48
  little
• 38:48
  bougie,
• 38:49
  but
• 38:49
  I
• 38:49
  tell
• 38:49
  you
• 38:49
  what,
• 38:49
  it's
• 38:50
  a
• 38:50
  little.
• 38:50
  A
• 38:51
  little
• 38:51
  bougie.
• 38:52
  A
• 38:52
  little.
• 38:53
  Yeah,
• 38:54
  yeah.
• 38:55
  And
• 38:55
  now
• 38:56
  on
• 38:56
  the
• 38:56
  edge
• 38:56
  of
• 38:56
  the.
• 38:56
  Roof
• 38:57
  and
• 38:57
  lean
• 38:57
  over.
• 38:59
  Done
• 39:00
  that
• 39:00
  too.
• 39:01
  Yeah,
• 39:02
  yeah.
• 39:02
  I
• 39:02
  don't
• 39:03
  like
• 39:03
  playing
• 39:03
  Superman
• 39:03
  up
• 39:04
  there.
• 39:04
  When
• 39:04
  you
• 39:04
  got
• 39:04
  a
• 39:04
  912
• 39:05
  pitch
• 39:05
  though,
• 39:05
  and
• 39:05
  you're
• 39:05
  leaning
• 39:06
  head
• 39:06
  first
• 39:06
  down,
• 39:06
  that's
• 39:07
  not
• 39:07
  a
• 39:07
  comfortable
• 39:07
  feeling
• 39:08
  to
• 39:08
  me.
• 39:09
  Whatever
• 39:09
  it
• 39:10
  takes
• 39:10
  to
• 39:10
  justify
• 39:11
  your
• 39:11
  sky
• 39:11
  lift,
• 39:11
  I
• 39:12
  think
• 39:12
  you're
• 39:12
  over
• 39:12
  the
• 39:12
  top
• 39:12
  with
• 39:13
  that
• 39:13
  one.
• 39:14
  All
• 39:14
  right,
• 39:14
  Heckle
• 39:14
  fish.
• 39:15
  I
• 39:15
  get
• 39:15
  it.
• 39:16
  Bringing
• 39:16
  in
• 39:16
  GLGs.
• 39:19
  Absolutely.
• 39:20
  But
• 39:20
  you
• 39:21
  know,
• 39:21
  it
• 39:21
  does
• 39:21
  work
• 39:21
  though.
• 39:22
  It
• 39:22
  does
• 39:22
  work.
• 39:22
  And
• 39:23
  it's
• 39:23
  one
• 39:23
  of
• 39:23
  those
• 39:23
  things
• 39:23
  that
• 39:23
  I
• 39:23
  really
• 39:24
  enjoy
• 39:24
  because
• 39:24
  it's
• 39:24
  fun
• 39:24
  to
• 39:25
  get
• 39:25
  up
• 39:25
  there.
• 39:25
  Your
• 39:25
  neighbor's
• 39:26
  drive
• 39:26
  by
• 39:26
  and
• 39:26
  go,
• 39:26
  what
• 39:26
  the
• 39:27
  heck
• 39:27
  is
• 39:27
  he
• 39:27
  doing
• 39:27
  there?
• 39:28
  And
• 39:29
  then
• 39:29
  the
• 39:29
  Christmas
• 39:29
  lights
• 39:29
  are
• 39:30
  up
• 39:30
  in
• 39:30
  like
• 39:30
  20
• 39:30
  minutes.
• 39:31
  Takes
• 39:31
  you
• 39:31
  longer
• 39:31
  to
• 39:31
  set
• 39:32
  it
• 39:32
  up
• 39:32
  than
• 39:32
  it
• 39:32
  does
• 39:32
  to
• 39:32
  get
• 39:33
  up
• 39:33
  there
• 39:33
  and
• 39:33
  do
• 39:33
  it.
• 39:33
  But.
• 39:34
  But
• 39:34
  then
• 39:34
  here's
• 39:35
  my
• 39:35
  reckless
• 39:35
  part.
• 39:36
  I'm
• 39:36
  the
• 39:36
  guy
• 39:36
  too
• 39:36
  that
• 39:37
  makes
• 39:37
  sure
• 39:37
  I
• 39:37
  tape
• 39:37
  the
• 39:38
  things
• 39:38
  together.
• 39:39
  So
• 39:39
  when
• 39:39
  I
• 39:39
  want
• 39:39
  to
• 39:40
  pull
• 39:40
  them
• 39:40
  down,
• 39:40
  I
• 39:40
  just
• 39:40
  grab
• 39:41
  and
• 39:41
  yank
• 39:41
  them
• 39:41
  down
• 39:41
  off
• 39:42
  the.
• 39:42
  And
• 39:43
  let
• 39:43
  the
• 39:43
  gutter
• 39:43
  clips
• 39:44
  fly
• 39:44
  with
• 39:44
  it
• 39:44
  and
• 39:45
  they
• 39:45
  come
• 39:45
  down
• 39:45
  way
• 39:45
  Easier
• 39:46
  than
• 39:46
  they
• 39:46
  go
• 39:46
  up.
• 39:47
  Yeah.
• 39:48
  Great.
• 39:49
  There
• 39:49
  are
• 39:49
  some
• 39:50
  clips
• 39:50
  out
• 39:50
  there,
• 39:50
  guys,
• 39:51
  and
• 39:51
  I've
• 39:51
  tried
• 39:51
  these
• 39:52
  and
• 39:52
  they
• 39:52
  don't
• 39:52
  work.
• 39:54
  They
• 39:54
  don't.
• 39:55
  There
• 39:55
  are
• 39:55
  these
• 39:55
  clips
• 39:56
  that
• 39:56
  you
• 39:56
  can
• 39:56
  put
• 39:56
  on
• 39:56
  like
• 39:56
  an
• 39:56
  end
• 39:57
  of
• 39:57
  a
• 39:57
  pole,
• 39:57
  like
• 39:57
  a,
• 39:58
  like
• 39:58
  a
• 39:58
  painter's
• 39:58
  pole,
• 39:59
  for
• 39:59
  instance.
• 39:59
  You
• 39:59
  can
• 39:59
  get
• 39:59
  pretty
• 40:00
  tall,
• 40:00
  one
• 40:00
  of
• 40:00
  those,
• 40:01
  and
• 40:01
  then
• 40:02
  they
• 40:03
  clip
• 40:03
  into
• 40:03
  the
• 40:03
  clip
• 40:04
  and
• 40:04
  you
• 40:04
  can
• 40:04
  actually
• 40:05
  put
• 40:05
  them
• 40:05
  on
• 40:06
  there.
• 40:07
  It
• 40:07
  doesn't
• 40:07
  work.
• 40:08
  Sounds
• 40:08
  like
• 40:08
  it
• 40:09
  doesn't
• 40:09
  work.
• 40:09
  Yeah,
• 40:10
  I
• 40:10
  mean,
• 40:11
  you're
• 40:13
  16ft
• 40:13
  up,
• 40:14
  you're
• 40:14
  trying
• 40:14
  to
• 40:14
  set
• 40:14
  stuff
• 40:15
  up
• 40:15
  and
• 40:15
  trying
• 40:16
  to
• 40:16
  click
• 40:17
  clips
• 40:17
  onto
• 40:18
  a
• 40:18
  gutter.
• 40:18
  It
• 40:18
  just
• 40:18
  doesn't
• 40:19
  work.
• 40:19
  So
• 40:20
  either
• 40:20
  a
• 40:20
  ladder
• 40:21
  or
• 40:22
  it's
• 40:22
  everything
• 40:22
  else
• 40:22
  or
• 40:23
  a
• 40:23
  lift.
• 40:24
  Go
• 40:24
  back
• 40:24
  to
• 40:24
  the
• 40:24
  high
• 40:25
  lift.
• 40:25
  But
• 40:25
  just
• 40:25
  make
• 40:25
  sure
• 40:26
  you
• 40:26
  share
• 40:26
  it
• 40:26
  with
• 40:26
  like
• 40:27
  four
• 40:27
  other
• 40:27
  neighbors.
• 40:27
  How
• 40:27
  about
• 40:28
  that?
• 40:28
  There
• 40:28
  you
• 40:29
  go.
• 40:29
  That's
• 40:29
  not
• 40:29
  a
• 40:29
  bad
• 40:29
  way
• 40:30
  to
• 40:30
  go.
• 40:30
  Good.
• 40:30
  Yeah.
• 40:31
  If
• 40:31
  you
• 40:31
  spend
• 40:32
  four
• 40:33
  other
• 40:33
  neighbors.
• 40:34
  Yeah,
• 40:35
  Y'
• 40:35
  all
• 40:35
  pick
• 40:36
  a
• 40:36
  Sunday
• 40:36
  and
• 40:37
  then,
• 40:37
  you
• 40:37
  know.
• 40:38
  Yeah.
• 40:39
  Now
• 40:40
  the
• 40:40
  last
• 40:40
  thing
• 40:41
  that
• 40:41
  I
• 40:41
  love
• 40:41
  to
• 40:42
  do,
• 40:42
  and
• 40:42
  this
• 40:42
  is
• 40:43
  something
• 40:43
  I
• 40:43
  did
• 40:43
  with
• 40:43
  my
• 40:43
  kids
• 40:44
  years
• 40:44
  ago,
• 40:44
  and
• 40:44
  this
• 40:44
  might
• 40:45
  be
• 40:45
  a
• 40:45
  good
• 40:45
  one
• 40:45
  if
• 40:45
  you
• 40:45
  live
• 40:45
  anywhere
• 40:46
  close
• 40:46
  to
• 40:46
  the
• 40:46
  mountains
• 40:47
  within
• 40:47
  an
• 40:47
  hour
• 40:47
  or
• 40:47
  two.
• 40:48
  I
• 40:48
  got
• 40:49
  up
• 40:49
  with
• 40:49
  my
• 40:49
  daughter
• 40:51
  probably
• 40:51
  a
• 40:51
  decade
• 40:52
  ago
• 40:53
  with
• 40:53
  my
• 40:53
  neighbor,
• 40:54
  jumped
• 40:55
  in
• 40:55
  our
• 40:55
  trucks
• 40:56
  and
• 40:56
  drove
• 40:57
  all
• 40:57
  the
• 40:57
  way
• 40:57
  up
• 40:58
  to
• 40:58
  Mount
• 40:58
  Hood
• 40:58
  from
• 40:58
  us,
• 40:59
  which
• 40:59
  is
• 40:59
  like
• 40:59
  an
• 40:59
  hour
• 40:59
  and
• 41:00
  a
• 41:00
  half.
• 41:00
  Went
• 41:01
  up
• 41:01
  there
• 41:01
  into
• 41:01
  a
• 41:02
  ski
• 41:02
  resort
• 41:02
  parking
• 41:03
  lot
• 41:03
  that
• 41:03
  was
• 41:03
  closed
• 41:04
  and
• 41:04
  shoveled
• 41:05
  in
• 41:06
  all
• 41:06
  the
• 41:06
  snow
• 41:07
  we
• 41:07
  can
• 41:07
  end
• 41:07
  up
• 41:07
  getting.
• 41:07
  The
• 41:08
  back
• 41:08
  of
• 41:08
  our
• 41:08
  trucks
• 41:09
  came
• 41:09
  down
• 41:10
  and
• 41:11
  piled
• 41:11
  it
• 41:11
  in
• 41:12
  our
• 41:12
  front
• 41:12
  yard.
• 41:12
  Now,
• 41:13
  we
• 41:13
  didn't
• 41:13
  have
• 41:13
  any
• 41:13
  snow.
• 41:14
  You
• 41:14
  know,
• 41:14
  it's
• 41:14
  45
• 41:15
  degrees
• 41:15
  like
• 41:15
  it
• 41:15
  is
• 41:16
  in
• 41:16
  Portland
• 41:16
  in
• 41:16
  the
• 41:16
  wintertime.
• 41:17
  We
• 41:18
  didn't
• 41:18
  have
• 41:18
  any
• 41:18
  snow.
• 41:20
  But
• 41:20
  when
• 41:20
  you
• 41:21
  have
• 41:21
  a
• 41:21
  four
• 41:22
  foot
• 41:22
  high
• 41:22
  pile
• 41:22
  of
• 41:22
  snow
• 41:23
  in
• 41:23
  your
• 41:23
  yard
• 41:23
  and
• 41:23
  you
• 41:23
  get
• 41:23
  a
• 41:24
  neighborhood
• 41:25
  Christmas
• 41:25
  Day
• 41:26
  snowball
• 41:27
  fight.
• 41:28
  Nice.
• 41:30
  It
• 41:30
  was
• 41:30
  the
• 41:31
  popular
• 41:31
  thing
• 41:32
  in
• 41:32
  town.
• 41:32
  Now
• 41:32
  the
• 41:32
  funny
• 41:33
  thing
• 41:33
  is,
• 41:33
  years
• 41:33
  later,
• 41:34
  I
• 41:34
  go
• 41:34
  back
• 41:35
  on
• 41:35
  Google
• 41:36
  Maps
• 41:36
  to
• 41:36
  find
• 41:36
  my
• 41:37
  house
• 41:37
  and
• 41:37
  there's
• 41:37
  a
• 41:37
  two
• 41:38
  foot
• 41:39
  pile
• 41:39
  of
• 41:39
  snow
• 41:39
  on
• 41:40
  Google
• 41:41
  where
• 41:41
  the
• 41:41
  car
• 41:41
  had
• 41:42
  driven
• 41:42
  by.
• 41:42
  And
• 41:42
  I'm
• 41:42
  like,
• 41:42
  there's
• 41:43
  the
• 41:43
  snow
• 41:43
  pile.
• 41:44
  That's
• 41:44
  awesome.
• 41:44
  Oh,
• 41:45
  that's
• 41:45
  awesome.
• 41:46
  Super
• 41:47
  cool.
• 41:47
  And
• 41:47
  man,
• 41:47
  you're
• 41:48
  having
• 41:48
  another
• 41:48
  party
• 41:48
  out
• 41:48
  there.
• 41:49
  I
• 41:49
  love
• 41:49
  it,
• 41:50
  dude.
• 41:50
  Bunch
• 41:50
  of
• 41:50
  fireworks.
• 41:51
  My
• 41:51
  dogs
• 41:51
  are
• 41:52
  going
• 41:52
  crazy.
• 41:53
  Luckily,
• 41:53
  our
• 41:53
  time
• 41:53
  is
• 41:54
  just
• 41:54
  about
• 41:54
  up.
• 41:54
  I
• 41:55
  apologize.
• 41:56
  It's
• 41:56
  live
• 41:57
  radio
• 41:57
  and
• 41:57
  it's
• 41:58
  real
• 41:58
  here.
• 41:58
  It
• 41:58
  is,
• 41:58
  it
• 41:59
  is,
• 41:59
  it
• 41:59
  is.
• 41:59
  And
• 42:00
  we
• 42:00
  don't
• 42:00
  take
• 42:00
  that
• 42:00
  stuff
• 42:00
  out
• 42:01
  because
• 42:01
  it's
• 42:01
  just
• 42:01
  reality
• 42:02
  of
• 42:03
  life.
• 42:04
  So
• 42:05
  I
• 42:05
  love
• 42:05
  it.
• 42:05
  Sterile.
• 42:07
  No,
• 42:07
  it's
• 42:07
  all
• 42:08
  good.
• 42:08
  It's
• 42:08
  all
• 42:08
  good.
• 42:09
  That's
• 42:09
  why
• 42:09
  we
• 42:09
  do
• 42:09
  it
• 42:09
  this
• 42:10
  way.
• 42:10
  We
• 42:10
  do
• 42:11
  it
• 42:11
  this
• 42:11
  way
• 42:11
  because
• 42:11
  we're
• 42:12
  having
• 42:12
  fun.
• 42:12
  And,
• 42:12
  and
• 42:13
  guys,
• 42:13
  you
• 42:13
  know,
• 42:14
  now
• 42:14
  I
• 42:14
  just
• 42:14
  want
• 42:14
  to
• 42:14
  say
• 42:15
  this
• 42:15
  as
• 42:15
  we
• 42:15
  go
• 42:15
  out
• 42:15
  here
• 42:16
  for
• 42:16
  the
• 42:16
  last
• 42:16
  segment
• 42:16
  of
• 42:16
  the
• 42:16
  show.
• 42:18
  Have
• 42:18
  a
• 42:18
  great
• 42:18
  Thanksgiving.
• 42:19
  Be
• 42:20
  kind
• 42:20
  to
• 42:20
  your
• 42:20
  neighbor.
• 42:22
  Pray
• 42:22
  for
• 42:22
  patience
• 42:23
  with
• 42:23
  your
• 42:23
  family.
• 42:24
  They're
• 42:25
  going
• 42:25
  to
• 42:25
  push
• 42:25
  your
• 42:25
  buttons,
• 42:26
  you're
• 42:26
  going
• 42:26
  to
• 42:26
  push
• 42:26
  theirs.
• 42:27
  The
• 42:28
  bigger
• 42:28
  the
• 42:28
  family,
• 42:29
  the
• 42:29
  more
• 42:29
  the.
• 42:30
  The
• 42:30
  more
• 42:30
  the
• 42:31
  potpourri
• 42:31
  of,
• 42:32
  of
• 42:33
  things
• 42:33
  they
• 42:34
  want
• 42:34
  to
• 42:34
  talk
• 42:34
  about.
• 42:35
  You
• 42:35
  know,
• 42:36
  jabs
• 42:36
  being
• 42:36
  taken.
• 42:37
  Absolutely.
• 42:39
  And
• 42:39
  like
• 42:39
  I
• 42:39
  said
• 42:39
  in
• 42:40
  the
• 42:40
  first
• 42:40
  segment,
• 42:40
  invite
• 42:41
  those
• 42:41
  friends
• 42:41
  over
• 42:41
  for
• 42:42
  Thanksgiving.
• 42:43
  Enjoy
• 42:43
  the
• 42:43
  holiday
• 42:44
  season.
• 42:44
  This
• 42:44
  is
• 42:45
  what
• 42:45
  it's
• 42:45
  all
• 42:45
  about.
• 42:46
  And
• 42:46
  I
• 42:46
  think
• 42:47
  with
• 42:47
  all
• 42:47
  that's
• 42:47
  going
• 42:47
  on
• 42:47
  in
• 42:47
  the
• 42:48
  world
• 42:48
  out
• 42:48
  there,
• 42:48
  if
• 42:48
  we
• 42:49
  could
• 42:49
  just
• 42:49
  be
• 42:49
  a
• 42:49
  little
• 42:50
  more
• 42:50
  loving
• 42:50
  to
• 42:50
  our
• 42:51
  neighbor,
• 42:52
  no
• 42:52
  matter
• 42:52
  what
• 42:52
  they
• 42:53
  believe
• 42:53
  in,
• 42:53
  no
• 42:53
  matter
• 42:54
  their
• 42:54
  political
• 42:54
  stance,
• 42:55
  let's
• 42:55
  put
• 42:55
  that
• 42:55
  side
• 42:56
  away
• 42:56
  over
• 42:56
  the
• 42:56
  holidays
• 42:57
  and
• 42:57
  just
• 42:57
  be
• 42:58
  good
• 42:58
  humans
• 42:58
  to
• 42:58
  each
• 42:58
  other.
• 42:59
  And
• 42:59
  I
• 42:59
  think
• 42:59
  we're
• 42:59
  going
• 42:59
  to
• 42:59
  be
• 42:59
  all
• 42:59
  in
• 43:00
  a
• 43:00
  better
• 43:00
  spot.
• 43:01
  Sure.
• 43:01
  Be
• 43:02
  nice.
• 43:02
  Let's
• 43:02
  do
• 43:02
  that.
• 43:03
  Let's
• 43:03
  do
• 43:03
  it.
• 43:04
  All
• 43:04
  right,
• 43:05
  Johnny,
• 43:05
  good
• 43:05
  to
• 43:06
  talk
• 43:06
  today,
• 43:06
  buddy.
• 43:06
  I
• 43:07
  mean,
• 43:07
  this
• 43:07
  is
• 43:07
  awesome
• 43:07
  having
• 43:08
  you
• 43:08
  on
• 43:08
  for
• 43:08
  the
• 43:08
  holiday
• 43:08
  show
• 43:09
  like
• 43:09
  this
• 43:09
  and
• 43:09
  talking
• 43:10
  Thanksgiving.
• 43:10
  Talking
• 43:11
  a
• 43:11
  little
• 43:11
  turkey
• 43:11
  and
• 43:12
  a
• 43:12
  little
• 43:12
  Christmas
• 43:13
  decorating.
• 43:14
  Love
• 43:14
  it,
• 43:14
  brother.
• 43:15
  Always
• 43:15
  a
• 43:16
  great
• 43:16
  time,
• 43:16
  man.
• 43:17
  Good
• 43:17
  to
• 43:17
  see
• 43:17
  you.
• 43:17
  I'm
• 43:18
  Eric
• 43:18
  G
• 43:18
  for
• 43:19
  Johnny
• 43:19
  Dudley
• 43:19
  here.
• 43:20
  You've
• 43:20
  been
• 43:20
  listening
• 43:20
  to
• 43:21
  around
• 43:21
  the
• 43:22
  House.
• 43:22
  Have
• 43:22
  a
• 43:23
  question
• 43:23
  for
• 43:23
  Eric
• 43:23
  and
• 43:24
  John.
• 43:24
  Head
• 43:25
  over
• 43:25
  to
• 43:25
  aroundthe
• 43:25
  house
• 43:26
  online.com
• 43:27
  and
• 43:27
  shoot
• 43:27
  them
• 43:28
  a
• 43:28
  message
• 43:28
  on
• 43:28
  the
• 43:28
  contact
• 43:29
  us
• 43:29
  page.
• 43:30
  They
• 43:30
  are
• 43:30
  here
• 43:31
  to
• 43:31
  help.
• 43:31
  Thanks
• 43:32
  for
• 43:32
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• 43:32
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• 43:32
  the
• 43:32
  around
• 43:33
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• 43:33
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• 43:33
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