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1099 - Pop and Bravo with Dylan and Pat of Bad TV · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday, so that
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  Speaker 1: means we're going to talk about Bravo and pop culture.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here with my two buddies, Pat and Dylan from
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  Speaker 1: Bad TV. Just missing uh miss Ruby Wren, our favorite name,
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  Speaker 1: and all the podcasting. How you guys doing.
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  Speaker 2: Doing great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry for the I'm so sorry for the pause.
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  Speaker 3: We've been podcasting for a long time, so apologies about
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  Speaker 3: I want to can I apologize for some things just
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  Speaker 3: right up?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to make sure you could
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  Speaker 1: hear me because I'm using my AirPods and okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Ingrid can yell, and we know that. I
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  Speaker 3: want to apologize for the state of this room. It's
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  Speaker 3: disgusting if you're watching on video. This is where this
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  Speaker 3: is a collection of just everything in our lives since
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  Speaker 3: we had a child. That's revolting. And then I also
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  Speaker 3: want to apologize for Patrick's subtitle on screen, which is.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't you see that until you mentioned until.
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  Speaker 3: It's Patrick the bad boy of reality TV recap.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, And I want to apologize for the silence
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  Speaker 2: before we both said hello to MP. We've been coached
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  Speaker 2: up from Reality Steve when you're doing these zooms. He
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  Speaker 2: is a stickler for not talking over each other, so
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  Speaker 2: we we try and follow his lead with that to
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  Speaker 2: not talk over each other.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine with that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. But like if I say how
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? And you both stare at me like
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  Speaker 1: I'm an idiot?
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  Speaker 3: Then well also so like also, we have three young
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  Speaker 3: children between us, so when someone asked us how we're doing,
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  Speaker 3: it really is like we do need to just take
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  Speaker 3: a second, like I'm not sure. I think I'm okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the answer is fair to Midland. You want an answer,
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  Speaker 2: an honestly answer, be careful. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Whether you're like not well bitch, not well bitch. Speaking
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  Speaker 1: of not well bitch, I know you guys are covering
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  Speaker 1: the Traders over there on bad TV. I have been
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  Speaker 1: listening as I do. I'm a I'm a fan and
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  Speaker 1: a listener, and you guys on this past episode of
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  Speaker 1: Traders told a story that had nothing to do. I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember what it was, Dylan, but it was something about, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it was skipping rocks. It was snake charmer and the
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  Speaker 1: skipping of the rocks. And you said, when you were little,
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  Speaker 1: you would go out and skip rocks and then one
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  Speaker 1: time you threw one at your cousin's head.
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  Speaker 3: M h.
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  Speaker 1: And then you said that you skipped along the top
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  Speaker 1: of the rocks like a lizard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was in the car with my husband.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, he has AirPods in because he was
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  Speaker 1: on a conference call. I had my AirPods in because
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to you guys, and I started laughing
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  Speaker 1: so hard in the car. He was like putting his
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  Speaker 1: hand up like I want.
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  Speaker 3: To call thank you m P. That's what we yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's what we do. We we we do our best
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  Speaker 3: to cover the shows, but invariably we'll just go off
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  Speaker 3: on tangents. I don't know what Pat's excuse is mine
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  Speaker 3: it's definitely pot and and ad D. But but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's uh. Yes, I did throw a skipping rock at
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  Speaker 3: my cousin, Wesley's head, and he was a lot bigger
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  Speaker 3: than me, and I was faster than him. So that
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  Speaker 3: was you know, it's nature. You know.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's funny is when people like they always
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  Speaker 2: like lament about the past, like, oh man, it was
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  Speaker 2: so much better when we were kids before these like
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  Speaker 2: screens and all that stuff. It's like, yeah, well we
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  Speaker 2: didn't have screens. We had rocks and we we thrown
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  Speaker 2: them at each other. Then sometimes who would connect and
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  Speaker 2: then a kid would go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: But that was better, I think. And then some of
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 2: We just hop on our bicycles and we just ride
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  Speaker 2: off for the whole day, and then sometimes one of
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  Speaker 2: us wouldn't come back.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were going to go to a dateline route.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were going to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I will tell you that's all true. That's all true.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm older than you guys, So it was very
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  Speaker 1: much like get out of here and don't come back,
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  Speaker 1: and then eight o'clock, where is she? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking Charlie Manson had to ruin everything, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's the one that it was him.
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  Speaker 3: But MP, we love you so much for listening and
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  Speaker 3: we're such massive fans of you. You're genuinely one of
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  Speaker 3: the best people in podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: Love I have to stop. I always think how strange
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  Speaker 1: it is because I feel like Dylan maybe doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, but he really likes me, So
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  Speaker 1: I felt very.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he does not like, yeah, yeah, one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent true.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well listen, so you got are covering
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  Speaker 1: the true traitors and when this comes out on Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: and new episode will come out Thursday night. Spoiler alert
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  Speaker 1: coming in fast forward if you haven't listened, Yes, three
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  Speaker 1: two one, here it comes. Lisa Renna got kicked off.
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  Speaker 3: Thoughts she was, And yes, Traders, I I've gotten into
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  Speaker 3: a lot of hot water with our fans because I
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  Speaker 3: am just not good at like in the in the past,
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  Speaker 3: I've just named episodes Goodbye X Player that got eliminated
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  Speaker 3: before people had had time to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 3: Right right right, so, but Traders is such a edge
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  Speaker 3: of your seat kind of after the first three episodes
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  Speaker 3: are done and they kind of dump it on us
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  Speaker 3: every week, You're just like, I need to see the
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  Speaker 3: next episode so badly. So I get I get the
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  Speaker 3: spoiler sensitivity because it's it's genuinely such a good show.
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  Speaker 3: Lisa was just not not up to snuff. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: being a Trader is so hard. It's so hard. I
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  Speaker 3: would be an awful trader, as would so many of us.
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  Speaker 3: And I think she just she was not able to
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  Speaker 3: do it, as so many traders aren't able to do it.
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  Speaker 3: We see it all the time. It's much better to
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  Speaker 3: be recruited later in the season than it is to
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  Speaker 3: start off as a trader. It's so difficult to get
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  Speaker 3: all the way to the end.
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  Speaker 2: Rarely traders make it to the end these days, unless
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  Speaker 2: they recruited later in the game. In gameplay, I have
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  Speaker 2: three rules, which you probably heard MP. But if you
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  Speaker 2: follow these rules, you will make it till the final four.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Number one, no loyalty, There is no loyalty. You
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  Speaker 2: owe no loyalty to anybody. You are here to win
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  Speaker 2: the game. Some people they lose track of why they're there. Secondly,
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  Speaker 2: be genuine, actually form franks that can actually help you out. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: almost saved Ron when Rob took kind of a kind
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  Speaker 2: to him later in the game.
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  Speaker 3: And now that's counter to rule number one, but it
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  Speaker 3: is not. It doesn't nullify rule number one. It just
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  Speaker 3: means rule number one is that much more important than
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  Speaker 3: that much more difficult. You have to have your real
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  Speaker 3: friends in the.
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  Speaker 2: Back, thank you. And lastly, be a fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be there day three and start announcing you're a
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  Speaker 2: trader hunter. That is so dumb. It is so dumb
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  Speaker 2: of you. So if you're a Trader, are faithful, if
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  Speaker 2: you follow those three rules, you will get to like
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  Speaker 2: the final four or five people after that. I can't
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  Speaker 2: help you.
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  Speaker 1: But well, my son and his girlfriend are here because
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  Speaker 1: they go to Olemes, which has been shut down for
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  Speaker 1: the ice, and so they've just been Nomad's traveling around.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm here in Mississippi for a funeral they came to.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't know the person that passed away. They just
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  Speaker 1: came because they've got nothing else to do. And they
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  Speaker 1: were here and I was telling them they should watch
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  Speaker 1: The Traders.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, watched it.
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  Speaker 1: They watched Love Island, so I was like, you and
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  Speaker 1: they watched Survivor. I was like, so you're already a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. You're doing better than I do because I
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  Speaker 1: don't watch those shows. I said, you know, and you
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  Speaker 1: sort of the girlfriend sort of knows about Housewives, and
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  Speaker 1: they sort of know a little bit about Big Brother,
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  Speaker 1: And I was trying to kind of explain to in
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  Speaker 1: the premise of it is that people don't know who's
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  Speaker 1: going to be there when they get there, so they
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  Speaker 1: didn't they didn't get a chance to research the direnda,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like Ron Blessed didn't get a chance to
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  Speaker 1: research that Renda Derenda is probably gonna be very hateful
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  Speaker 1: to him, very aged, and he didn't know what he
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  Speaker 1: was up against with her. He probably out look at
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  Speaker 1: this nice white lady but.
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  Speaker 3: A drinking problem.
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  Speaker 2: So the game this season, and I hadn't noticed it
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  Speaker 2: until this season, is a little lopsided. So with the
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  Speaker 2: last mission, last mission where they had to carry rocks up,
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  Speaker 2: that was so unfair too. Yes, okay, so that didn't
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  Speaker 2: make sense to me. And the other part of the
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  Speaker 2: game that is unfair is anybody who's one big brother
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  Speaker 2: or survivor naturally has a target on their back. They
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  Speaker 2: seem to now always eliminate those people first. So I
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  Speaker 2: think they have to figure out something with Traders to
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  Speaker 2: kind of, I don't know, figure out a way because
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  Speaker 2: it's not fair. The second you say I one big brother,
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  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, well, we got to get it rid
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  Speaker 2: of that person, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the the Well, what I would say to anybody
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  Speaker 3: who hasn't watched Traders yet, like well, one like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, good on your willpower because the social impressions
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  Speaker 3: and just like I mean, Gabby Wendy's season last season
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  Speaker 3: was so viral. It was just like, yeah, how did
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  Speaker 3: you avoid it? But you don't need to know any
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  Speaker 3: of these shows. Obviously, it helps to know the characters.
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  Speaker 3: But I have friends that are just like volleyball player
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  Speaker 3: Bros And Santa Barbara. They never watch any reality TV
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  Speaker 3: that are absolutely obsessed with it because it's just that
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  Speaker 3: well done a show. It's it's unbelievable. Ruby is a
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  Speaker 3: massive Survivor fan, and I think that she would say like,
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  Speaker 3: as of late, especially with the inclusion of Fucking Mister
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  Speaker 3: Beast and Ship Traders, is is the top spot in
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  Speaker 3: reality TV game shows? It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with all that, and I I really
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  Speaker 1: you're exactly right in that Thursday cannot come soon enough.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just of how you felt when you know,
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  Speaker 1: back in the day when you would watch er or
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  Speaker 1: something and leave on a clip. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta I gotta wait so the next week to see
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  Speaker 1: if that person dies or you know whatever it's They
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  Speaker 1: do a really good job with it. And then they
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  Speaker 1: dropped the three episodes, and then they dropped the two,
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  Speaker 1: which I didn't know. I was like, they won't do
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  Speaker 1: it again. But that was exciting. That was exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're just waiting with baited breath to see what
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  Speaker 3: happens between Robin's just like, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So I have a question for MP MP all right.
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  Speaker 2: So with traders, the reason why I don't I think
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  Speaker 2: they don't make it to the end is exactly what
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  Speaker 2: Rob did this episode, which is he basically saw that
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Rena was going down and he decided to He
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  Speaker 2: really initiated picking her off. I mean, yes, in my
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  Speaker 2: he's made every single move that I would make as
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  Speaker 2: a trader up until that point, I would have let her.
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  Speaker 2: I would have let someone else take her out by
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  Speaker 2: making standing out like he did. Now he's going to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be warfare between him and the other trader, Candae.
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  Speaker 2: And I think if he gets eliminated now you can
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  Speaker 2: draw a line directly to that specific move and why
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  Speaker 2: he got taken out. What are your thoughts on that.
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  Speaker 1: I know everybody's like ooh. I like the way he
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  Speaker 1: plays the game, and I think it's great, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand that there has to be gameplay, you know, rule
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  Speaker 1: number one of Patrick's rules, but I did like the
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  Speaker 1: way he did it, and I think and the second
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  Speaker 1: mistake obviously was Candace then voting for him as a throwaway,
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  Speaker 1: because now it's going to make everybody think the three
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  Speaker 1: of them were traders, you know. But they're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to recruit. So what are your predictions on recruit what
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna because they're not gonna be able to agree.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that they will do this, But I
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  Speaker 3: just want to see Derinda as a trader more than anything.
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  Speaker 3: I just I want to see it more than anything.
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  Speaker 3: I think it would be a bad recruitment. Pat's very
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  Speaker 3: keen on on Kristen because she's you know, it goes
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  Speaker 3: to this, like Rob was playing a really good game
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  Speaker 3: and I don't think that he's dead to rights or anything,
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  Speaker 3: but the difference between what Rob did and what Candace
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  Speaker 3: did at Rob it's a good gameplay. If a trader
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  Speaker 3: is going down and really going down, get on board
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  Speaker 3: because you don't want to be seen as zagging away from.
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  Speaker 1: The only person that's sticking up for them, and that happens.
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  Speaker 3: But you can't whip votes. You have to be a
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  Speaker 3: cabinet member. You can't lead the cabinet. So he started
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  Speaker 3: to get a little bit too, you know, Pilot PD
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  Speaker 3: towards the end of that episode. But yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: that's the only way they can kind of stave off
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  Speaker 3: the mutually assured destruction between the two of them is
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  Speaker 3: bring someone else in clean just tabula rossa. Let's calm
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  Speaker 3: down and let's move forward. But Candace is playing such
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  Speaker 3: an emotional game, and she's so pissed about this Lisa
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  Speaker 3: thing that I don't know. I think, I honestly think
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  Speaker 3: there's a world where Candace takes Rob down as good
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  Speaker 3: as he's been playing. Candace is you do not want
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  Speaker 3: to fuck with her?
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  Speaker 1: She can She could start going around saying Lisa rennand
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  Speaker 1: told me he was a trader, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: She could say anything thing. Well, I like to look
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  Speaker 1: at his pretty face. I'm enjoying this hotness.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear he's dating Moura.
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  Speaker 1: No, I did not hear that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeahs the sex robot.
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  Speaker 4: Well only because yeah, I was going to ask you
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  Speaker 4: why she looks like in the future when they designed on,
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  Speaker 4: because her face sometimes it does when it doesn't move,
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  Speaker 4: she looks like a plastic doll.
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  Speaker 2: I mean she's perfect looking. Yes, Sorry, I'm a misogynist pig.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: So no, he loves women, not.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so so, uh, this is what I think might
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  Speaker 2: happen if Rob is going to make a move here.
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  Speaker 2: And Candace did put her neck on the chopping block
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  Speaker 2: by going so hard to defend Lisa, which I appreciated
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  Speaker 2: because she she tried to save her, which we don't
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  Speaker 2: see very often. Normally, the pylon just happens and it's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: the ship's going down, let it go down. But she
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  Speaker 2: went so far to defend her, and she as a
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  Speaker 2: trader that now Rob can use that against her to
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  Speaker 2: start whipping votes to get her out next.
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  Speaker 3: If that, don't, let Coulton do it. Let Ulton take
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  Speaker 3: care of that. Don't whip anymore.
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  Speaker 2: So if he does do that, then I guess in
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  Speaker 2: trader's gameplay, he will be given the option to pick
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  Speaker 2: another trader. If he's smart and these all fall in line,
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  Speaker 2: I would pick Kristen as a trader. Now she may
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  Speaker 2: stab him in the back, but that would be I'd
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  Speaker 2: say they would make it to the end.
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  Speaker 3: Who do you think, MP, what are your candidates?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I need to ask you guys. Two roundtables back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: not this last episode, but the roundtable war. Was Coulton
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: doing cocaine and Durite's bathroom. Why what was he was
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: so geeked out of his mind? I was like, did
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: he triple up on his adderall? Like what that's what
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's just ten milligrams too much.
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  Speaker 1: He was just so at that roundtable.
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  Speaker 3: Like, let me think of Colton mp is he is?
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  Speaker 3: He is just like ill.
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  Speaker 2: El I think he was feeling himself empty, just like
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  Speaker 2: when he like really satisfied and like just like when
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  Speaker 2: he glued that tracker on the back of Cassie's car,
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  Speaker 2: just like to feel like accomplished, you know, like I did.
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  Speaker 1: It felt like a man.
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  Speaker 2: He found a man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny. My wife always says that he
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  Speaker 3: his muse was clearly like one of his mom's fabulous
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: waspy friends, like Miss Karen or something, and he's just
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: completely dressing like like that person. But he's Yeah, he's
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: a bit of a sick puppy. But I also kind
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  Speaker 3: of love his gameplay. He's going to get eliminated, but
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  Speaker 3: I love I love the way he's playing. It's so
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  Speaker 3: fun to watch, so grateful.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think Natalie's next, don't you. She's sloppy
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing with the winds. She picked up the
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: thing with the dagger. I was like when she was
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  Speaker 1: so like, I go, oh, well, she's fucking with him,
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  Speaker 1: and she you know what I mean, I thought she's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: she was actually that awkward. I was like, this is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be the game player of all time, keep
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  Speaker 1: a straight face.
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  Speaker 3: I think that, Like, it seems like the stench lingers
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  Speaker 3: a little bit longer than on Survivor, Like on seasons
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  Speaker 3: as a Survivor, I've seen people dead to rights make
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  Speaker 3: it through an elimination and it can completely turn around
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  Speaker 3: the other way with this. I was pretty convinced that
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Ron Funches was going to be okay after you. I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: was like, it's going to get off him. But it
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: just that there's some of the worst players on this show.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: People are genuinely horrible at this game. Like every year
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: we get people that are so bad but you you listen,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: so we call them dumb clues. But people pick up
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: on these things that are just like, what are you
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: doing going with this Porsche vote over and over and
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: over again. It's crazy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be thrilled if they bring
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Porsche back like they did Jorinda Jeremy, like, you give
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: her another chance. I would be thrilled if they had
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to pick another Trader and it was again kat Kate
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Chastain in a like a meat locker. That'd be funny.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: She was so good she made a fail take at
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so do you think MP that there's do
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you think in future seasons of Traders when people use
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: the wrong pronouns like saying, you know, when I killed
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: him last night or I meant when we banished, Like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: do you think that is going to be a clue
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: that is no longer usable to eliminate something?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do, because I think now so many people
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: have done it that very obviously their meaning we the show,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: we as a cast, like we have gotten rid of this,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't mean I in the tower got
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: rid of them. So I think now it's either everybody's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: going to be so careful with their words, you know
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: what I mean, people that watch the seasons before, Like
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: now if you go, if they do the dinner thing again,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: everybody's going to be like just standing in the corner.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Don't touch me, don't look at me, don't feed me anything,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: don't hand me anything, don't you know I don't. And
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: also that thing with Lisa and the brooch, she did
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: kind of overact about it, like, ah, you know, I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: think she could have easily gone up to any of
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: the women and then like, can you believe that costume
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: gave this to me? Like I think it's real, I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: feel it. Do you think it's real? She could have
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: easily done four hundred other things and had lots of
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the women touch it to see if it was like
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: a real ruby and then like just the first person
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: would have gone.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: And Path brought it up last episode, and it's just
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: such a good point, Like the reason why Jam Jam
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: knew it was Lisa wasn't any one specific thing. It
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: was the energy like he thought it was the kiss.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It was that she was so I don't know. Lisa,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Rob and Candace told her, there's heat on you. You
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: got to step it up, and she just went way
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: too far to the other side, like volunteering for that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: So gun Ho being like I'll handle it on my own.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: You're not good enough at this game to do that,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and quickly got found out.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I want to also say that I don't know if
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yam went to like acting school, but that performance he
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: gave when they were pulling him out of that room.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: That's better than anything I've seen Brad Pitt do on
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: screen in ten years. Like it was hard. It was
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: almost like he was being.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Like, can you can you mute Patrick? Can you mute Patrick?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I believed he was going to die.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: F one was so good.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see F one shocker, But no, I
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I it was hilarious. He was like, she did it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: They're like dragging the mouth, these guy's in the mask,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, they're actually gonna kill him.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Dylan, what did it sound like, Dylan?
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: No, you're gonna say something terrible.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: No no, no, he does it. He nails it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: No, No, let's let's talk about Karen from Potomac's interview.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: No, what happened?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Karen from Potomac. You know she got out of
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: jail and yeah, here's something I really really want you
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: guys to notice is her brand new face. So okay,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: so she gets out of prison and then they do
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: this here one week later and it's a brand new face.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Now you can get botox and it can settle in
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: about a week. But she got that nose job before
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: she went to prison. And I have been I have
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: been texting with like heather Y'donald Casey, Brandy, Julie. I'm like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: back me up. And because when they showed this bit
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: of her coming out with the braids and the dow
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: rag and she comes out in like a blazer, she
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: gets in the car, she waves to her fans, thank you,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: thank you the whole time, I'm like new nos who
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: this It's a completely different nose when she came out
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: of the prison. So she got that nose job before
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: she went in to give it time to settle.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Totally agree. And she looked she looked gorgeous during that
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: interview with Andy.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: By the way, she looked gorgeous, like a thirty year
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: old woman, like she hadn't used alcohol for forty years.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: She might even look better.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she looks incredible. She looks really incredible. But there's yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: so it's just a little bit of a challenge though,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: because when she got pulled over by the police, was
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: she not like if I remember correctly, wasn't she making
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: allusions to like the Founding Fathers or something like that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, she had completely lost her mind.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: She said she was Thomas Jefferson's cond Okay, I think she.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: So.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They showed her Dylan on this interview. They showed her
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: on a laptop. They showed her clips from that last
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: reunion when they talked about Karen not being there and stuff,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: and Ashley bringing up the fact that she said twice
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: with the police, somebody else is in the car and
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you hear Ray going, oh they were, and she goes,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: yeah they left, and She's like, oh, Ashleys so messy
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: for that. She knows there was nobody else in the car.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, and all the stuff, but the
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: way she did it. Dylan talking about her addiction, she
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: fully admitted she had a pill addiction and that she
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: abused alcohol. But the night that she the recent the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: recent arrest, because there were others that night the video
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that you saw. She said alcohol had not called to
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: me that night. Alcohol had not called me, and Andy goes,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I think it did call you Green Green, Karen, where
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: are you? And she said, no, it was pills and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I had had a couple of drinks. She danced around
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: the fact. At one point she called herself an alcoholic.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: At the end, she said she suffers from alcoholism. In
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the middle. She said she absolutely does not call herself
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: an alcoholic. She calls herself a person in perpetual recovery,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and she enjoys narcotics anonymous better than alcoholics anonymous because
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: she's not an alcoholics alcoholism, Dylan pat is that right?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: It was just it was all over the map. It
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: was very confusing, and you know, to talk about your
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: friend Heather McDonald Juicy Scoop. She had a guest on
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: who is always fantastic, but him and I I think
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: we watched a different interview with Karen because he said,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: like she owned it all. I forget who the guest was.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: He's great, but was it Zach? Yeah? And I'm like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: what the hell is it? She didn't own it all?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Like she was all over the map. What I caught
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and I took away from it was it seemed like
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: a like she was stuck with some sort of pride
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: where she didn't want to admit to alcohol. And what
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I took from is, eventually I think she wants to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: drink on camera again. So that's what you got, Okay, Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: So I don't think she wants to be stuck with
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: that stigma of saying I'm a full blown alcoholic. That's
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: what you're light.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And then she said I'm a full blown alcoholic. But
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: then she was like, I could have a drink on
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: a If it's an ultimate girl strip, then it's fine.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Well, by the way, MP One thing that I really
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: missed about the one on ones. Andy used to do
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: a lot more one on ones back in the day,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: whether it be with Jeff Lewis, who I think is
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: a complete dick now, but Andy used to sit down
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: with him after a season of flipping out and like
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: get really like good questions. And now with these reunions,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: there's so much crosstalk. You're sometimes you're like you're pulling
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: your hair out, Like Andy, keep going down that road?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Why are you come back if you never get to
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the end of like the satisfying answers with kier and
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I felt like he at least dug in a little
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: bit more. And not to get off topic, but if
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Mary Cosby thinks she's going to get another season on
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake, Andy, don't you dare unless you do a
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: one on one sit down with her, which I doubt
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: she would ever sit down for one on one with Andy,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: but I want that one on one with Mary Cosby.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: You explain yourself and what that documentary about? That documentary?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can I ask is there a franchise that's not
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: directly linked to prison? So like Love after lock Up?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Obviously there are more criminals, but like, is there a
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: reality television show with more criminality than the Housewives franchise?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Flavor of Love?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Well that okay, yeah, I guess that's petty crime. Uh well,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I mean what do they get? Like okay, but we've
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: got Mary Cosby, like Lisa Barlow's got to be caught
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: up some kind of fraudulent thing.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Like we think that's got to be coming.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Don't you think it has to be coming? It has
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: to be coming down the pike? Jen Shaw, Teresa get Each.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, these women do serious time. It's like kind
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: of crazy.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I think it's coming for Jerie too. I do. There's
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: no way I know how much the things that she
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: owns cost. And people have said she is buying these
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: things at the Chanel store. She's not going to the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: real real and waiting for it to be forty percent
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: off like regular people. I mean, so if you walk
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: into a Chanel store and you buy a six thousand
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: dollars handbag, you've got stupid money. And I don't know
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: how she has it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: You know, the you know, the the financials of the
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Housewives has always been perplexing to me because you'll hear that,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: you know, Andy used to pay someone like Vicki Gundleson
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a half a million dollars for a season, and then
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: you hear they're cutting back and you know, as they
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: would later on, they'd be like, well they'll pay for
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: person scenes or Vicky was overpaid and that's why she
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: was fired because that was a bad standard to set.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: So someone like do Reed, I mean, I assume she
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: has you see her doing commercials and whatnot, Like what
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: how much does she pull down to support that lifestyle?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Because enough and a half million dollars a year.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but somebody like Sutton actually has that money because
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: we know she gets six hundred thousand dollars a month
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: right right in additionally getting paid from this show, in
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: addition to commercials and appearance fees and all that. So
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: she has the money. Jennifer Tilly has Simpsons money. She
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: has that money. Kyle has that money, but Durit does
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: not have that money. And that's Amanda Prances. I don't
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: know what the actual fuck I don't know.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Oh and and jen on oc It's like, what is
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: going what is happening?
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, By the way, she's such this is what I love.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I think she's realizing her how her fiance's name is Ryan,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Ryan Ryan.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was so many Ryan's.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: That wedding is never happening because you know, I heard
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: he applied for a job on what's that that job
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: site that you go indeed, yeah, and he put his
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: he said, embezzling money on his resume and he had
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: no takers. Really money laundering. Yeah, and like I guess
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: that's not something you can openly look for a job.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, he applied for a producing gig with us,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: and we saw that his his CV was pretty much
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: just money laundering. We were like, this isn't gonna work.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: You don't have any experience at all.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Right, and that whole he was connected to that famous
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: baseball player. That didn't impress you. Even though he was
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: stealing his money, that was not well, he was.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: No, it's impressive show Atani and his orbit. It's like
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: everything about it is impressive. So I'm impressed.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: By, so he was clearly living off the fumes of
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: that money. But it runs out at some point and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: then like you're unemployable, Like what do you do after this?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Do you go get your real estate license?
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you go get a real estate list.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I guess what does she do? Does she? She's a
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: yoga teacher?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Is that trying? She's a yoga taker with one hundred
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: and fifty thousand dollars in back rent to the yoga studio.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: But you wanted to bring.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Up them, by the way, both of them, with those two,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and then you look at freaking Gina. Gina's killing it, Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: yelling it compared to.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: That selling it? Yeah, killing it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I know we're all over the place here because I
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: love Sooxs Starry. Sorry sorry, I'm all right. So a
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: couple things, ion't forget which one of you brought up?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Bill You's had said basically like the housewives are always
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: kind of connected to some kind of crimes. It really
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: does speak to casting. Not only is it like criminal activity,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: but with regard to like pill popping and alcoholism. With
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Karen think about this. A lot of those women, especially
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: we saw it with Salt Lake City. There was a
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: like footage shown during the reunion where basically the entire
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: cast of Salt Lake City was trading pills on an aeroplane.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Some of them were sleeping pills, but and they're all
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: just lonny. It was like, yeah, I know, but it's like, guys,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: that's dangerous.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, when you have a lot of money and
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: you're you're in you.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Know, you're listen who amongst us?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Well, you're popping pills. You know, that's just that's just
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: what housewives do. I think it's fun. I don't want
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: it to go away. But MP, you got it. We're
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: we're railroading you. You got to tell us, you take
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: the guide us.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Here's what I want to talk to you guys about it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: And you're going to be very excited about this development. No,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not so much. Started watching Summerhouse and I'm not
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: going to so I don't want to hear about it. Okay,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: don't don't discuss Summerhouse with me. I don't give a ship.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: We don't care either, Okay, good, thank you? What is
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: with people so mad at me? If I say I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: don't watch Summer House, you like, what's wrong with you?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You're going to run I'm like, I don't have to
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: watch every show. I'm not watching it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Well, Dylan gets out of me, m P. Because I
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: always say, very much like Einfeld, Summerhouse is a show
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: about nothing.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's right. And also I just think I'm they're too
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: young for me to get it. Do you know what
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like I don't get the Giggly Squad because
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I'm too old. I don't get it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: You don't say anything. Don't say anything about the Giggly Squad.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Pat they're they're like swifties.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: But no, I was going to tell MP, I think
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you're like in high school. They would have been freshman
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: when you're a senior like Kyle is probably six years
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: younger than you or something. The drunken leprechaun. By the way,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: who would have seen some divorce coming? Fake TV couple,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I said last season, I said, because we were talking
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: about I kept going there, what married couple. I know
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you've never seen an MP, but this is what happened.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: They come stay at the Summerhouse, Amanda Batulo and Kyle
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: They've been married for like six years. Who would allow
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: their husband to go out till four in the morning
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: every single night and come home and lay in the
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: bed with them and never say anything that is a fake,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: phony TV marriage. And then our co host Ruby would
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: go like, well, what do you think Pat? I said,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: their divorce will happen the second their contract doesn't get renewed,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: and boom. Last season of Summer House, they announced divorce. Yep,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: fake TV couple.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, but the good news I was gonna say that
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: was the bad news. The good news is I'm watching
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the new below Deck. Oh and I know that's your jam?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Whoa loow deck is your jam? So and I gotta
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: say the the marketing with Salt Lake City worked because
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna watch this show now, I will say
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: when I was at Bravocon, I was at Amy Phillips
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Cabaremy show, and Daisy was there and she came as
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: a thing, and Amy did like a whole bit with her,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: doing her accent back to her and stuff. I wish
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I would have gotten a picture with her, because now
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I love this girl. So I watched this
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: latest episode. We've got Daisy, Jenna, Joe gone too soon
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: seven minutes in by and and uh and a guy
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: named Mike. I can't go any further with the rest
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of the guest until we talk about Mike's hair. Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: what what the Donald Trump is happening there?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's one of the most baffling things. And
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: we talked about it. You know, I don't, I don't know.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I'm putting it on pause, I'm rewinding, I'm.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Looking for well really quickly, I can I just put
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: a foot in my mouth. I don't your listeners. We
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: get a little raunchy on our show. But he has
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the botox and the skin treatment of a gay man.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: He's just he's just a straight young man. So it's
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: really really confusing, and I think there's something going on
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: in like the club culture in England that that, like
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I think everyone's just like shooting ship into their face,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Like I don't. I mean, Pat's been getting botox for
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: for a long time, but he didn't get botox when
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: he was like twenty three years old.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: No, No, the car death.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: And already it's so crazy. But the hair is the
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: most confusing thing about it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: They showed some past pictures of him where he did
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: look a little bit like a club kid, you're right,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and his hair was normal, and then I'm like, this
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: is like when one direction came out. We couldn't figure
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: out what was happening. When Harry styles head Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: he's fixed that. But I is it a comb over
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: from the back? Has he sprayed it up in such
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a way to make a Donald Trump ness on top?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: It's Turkish? I think it's Turkish in origin. They're going
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: over there and they're getting a lot of procedures done
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: and it's not all good work.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't grow back like that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: But Pat, go ahead, what were you going to say?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's called the comb forward. By the way,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: when they start doing it from the back, it's like
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: when they're losing hair in the front and they just
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: comb it forward. Well, I thought it was like it
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: was like someone had like some trimmings out of a
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: hair salon, went on the sidewalk and like the blow
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: it just started collecting stuff off the sidewalk and then
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: it blew itself on his head. And then maybe we'll
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: meet up with him pretty soon and we'll ask him
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, we do have a bunkie named Lindsay who is
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: a hair system expert, and whenever we get a lot
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: of like wigs and weaves and things on our shows,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: that we don't understand. Lindsay will reach out and she
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: will take a lot of screenshots from her screen and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: circle the areas and say, right here is where they
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: had a sewing or right here is where maybe they
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: had a failed transit. She so she'll break down us
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and I'll let you know. On the deck Juwau, who
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I'm familiar with because there was another season he was
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: on that I actually watched the tool, but I'm not
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: going to say it right deckhand not a virgin and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Eddie now Eddie. I also he talked a lot about
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: his lack of body here as a child, and I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: was like, why did we need to know any of this?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Now, yeah, go ahead.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: You're missing the best part. Chef Ben has a soux chef,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: which is we've only seen that one other season because
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of the drama takes place in the galley,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: because you essentially have well, I don't know if we
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: could call her a soux chef. We have someone with
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of passion, uh and by that I mean
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: someone who likes to be on television but has no
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: actual skill set of none. And that is really fun
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: because Chef Ben is an absolute dickhead with no social skills,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: so he we think the countdown is like, she's probably
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: gonna last about three episodes.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You think I was thinking she's I was thinking she's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: gonna have to be gone next episode. Because when he
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: was like, that's how you're going to do the salad,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: that's how you're doing the eggs. How did you chop that?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: It was like she didn't do one thing where he said, hey,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: thanks are good or put that over there, like not one.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: She volunteered to make a cheesecake and she didn't put
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: sugar in the in the batter.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: When he said did you put sugar in it? And
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: she goes no. I followed the rest of me. He goes, see,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it's dessert, So never mind.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: No, I'm a big In my past life, I was
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: very into cooking and the culinary art, so I zero
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: in on the cooking element of Below Deck. But for
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: for someone to not understand the impossibility of making a
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: frittata and stainless steel, it's just you can't do it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: You literally cannot do it. It's it's that. That was
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: the moment where he was like, uh oh, we got
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: a serious problem here. Because of how he's like.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Don't worry, ikes, ready to go. I was like, yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that was funny. Yeah, they're all like this Keish looks amazing.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Over there, like and poor as she's such a sweetheart,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: and she's definitely feeling guilt from not pursuing her dreams.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: We've always we've all had that experience where you want
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: to do something but you just procrastinate and then you're
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: wacked the things eye about it, and that's coming to
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: a head with one the actual, you know, reality of
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: the situation. You're in a professional environment. But Ben is
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: not a gentle partner in that regard.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Who was that chef? Who was that chef that was
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: on that was like the Black Opera singer? Do you
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: remember that chef that was one of the you know
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I only watched.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: He was a gay guy and he was amazing and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: he like sang opera. He would have been very nice
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: to Alicia. Chef is not going to be nice to her.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I can't remember his name. He was great.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I can't remember that one. Well, Dyll's trying to figure
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: that out out.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: And Sandy, Sandy was the captain.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: We skipped a couple of her seasons. We kind of
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: started later.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: It was it was it was new he had a
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: he had an.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Odd name, and he got mad because like they woke
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: him up in the middle of the night to make
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: some real cheese and he's you don't wake up the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: chef to ask me to make you a girl cheese
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: or or am I conflating the two?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I could be what is this?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Because Sandy was like, you've got one more chance. Remember
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: he searched somebody something with peanuts in it. Someone was
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: like severely allergic.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Oh well, boy, that's a lot of chefs. They had
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: a chef that a guy one of the charter guests
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: had said I don't want onions in anything, and the
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: chef just would not stop.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: John Oh, I think it's John.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Oh you guys, Emmy what I was gonna say? One
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: last So sometimes casting on this show, maybe it's all
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: casting in general for reality TV. They set someone up
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: to fail. Alicia is that person this season. Okay, she's
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: there for our laughter and entertainment.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: It's pretty quick. Now. My next question is to be
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a stew, of which we have Daisy, Jenna, Joe, ri
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Ip and Mike. Is a neck tattoo required because all
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the stews have no.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: No usual the stews. The stews are well.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Broken childhood helps well, everyone's.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Got a broken childhood. Everyone is fast, just sprinting away
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: from from life problems. But usually the stews have inward turmoil.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: They're they're they're extremely just wrecked people. But you see
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: it more slowly through conversations and stuff. The exterior, that's
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: where you get the neck tattoos and oh, obviously a drinker,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: obviously gonna punch a cabinet, stuff like that. Yeah, it's
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: odd that everybody's got neck tattoos. On the interior, that's
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: usually a little bit more cleanly. And the show That
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Hot That Chef.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: That chef was on the season with the Girl that
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Couldn't do laundry, because I watched that one too, Yes,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: that girl that could not I was like, and then
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: she got like a notebook out and had a system.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, literally, you put it in you flip
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: to the dry, or you put it in the washer,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you flip it to the dry, do this, you need
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: fold it and why it was this so hard?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: You used the color scheme to help her figure it
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: wasn't breed.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I can't remember her dream that was her name? Okay, she.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I got so triggered by her
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: just gross incompetence that she that she made it through
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: the entire season. I think I was just like, I
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: was fatigued by how bad she was, and we watched
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: it for eighteen episodes. I was just like, for the
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: sake of my inner sanctum, can we please get someone
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: on so we don't have laundry as a fucking plot
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: point anymore? Please God?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Okay, guys. On this episode, this first episode,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: they had a blow deck. They have the housewives come now.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I immediately, upon looking at this fancy island, tried to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: figure out how I could get there, because that's what
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I do. If something seems like overly fancy, I'm like, well,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: now I feel like I need to figure out how
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I can go. So I did, in fact send my
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: hud spend a link to the Mandarin Oriental in Canawan
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: and said, here's the deal. From Dullish Airport in d C.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: We can get there in five hours, but then we
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: have to land in Barbados and take a puddle jumper.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: That's an hour. Wow, So we could we could get there.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: It's way faster than Salt Lake because they're on the
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: other side of the country. We're closer. And he was
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like literally wrote me back, what TV show did you
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: see this on? And I said, below deck? So I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: want to go there now.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I love I love you for just immediately sending that
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: to your husband. And you're taking a you're good with
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: taking a puddle jumper in a tropical region there is
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: We don't.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Want to lose a ferry. You could take a ferry
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: from Saint that. You could land at Saint Vincent's and
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: take a ferry, but that's a three hour faery and
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: that's a no. No. There are three.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Hours and there are plenty of beautiful places that you
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: could just get to. You don't need to take a
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: bus and a boat and a horse and a goat
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: to get you know.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It's just like, we're not going there. He's gonna say absolutely,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: he's like a five hours we could be in London. No,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: we're not doing that, so believe me he's not.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: And by the way, we got to rebrand the Dullest airport. Okay,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: not a good guy. Let's get let's get that name
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: off that airport. I my god, I don't know.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Anything about the Dullest airport being not named after anybody.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's just the dullest airport. It's in dullest Virginia.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the CIA. No, it's the dude that started
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: the CIA. He's a bad guy. Anyways, get yes, Dallas,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Alan Dulles, look him up. He's he's one of the
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: most evil human beings in the history of America.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I just you, guys, I feel like I'm watching TLC.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I just learned something. Did you see on this thing?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Whether you know, Heather is every fourteen seconds standing on
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: the bow screaming wow. Just I can't do it because
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: it'll blow out the mics, but screaming like wow, like
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: here she could have whoa constantly, Not it's drink time,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: it's here's the deck, whoa, here's the bed. She was
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: screaming so much, and they didn't show it that much.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: On the Salt Lake City part of it, I was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: like speaking to somebody doing coke in the bathroom.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was going to say the pills they're sharing.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, So has the season evolved? First off, I never
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: liked Mary Cosby.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: We started with season five and I was told by Ruby,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Oh she's hilarious. There's some background that's a little shady,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: but she's come back on before. She was a friend
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: of the.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Show, but she didn't watch season one.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I did not, but she our co host Ruby was
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: so I was watching her and she was kind of
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: like she didn't like she didn't want to participate in
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: a lot of stuff, and she wouldn't show up to
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: certain events. And so I didn't get the Mary Cosby thing.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And then right so season six comes in, I'm so,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I still don't get Mary Cosby anyway. So I never
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: liked her. And then Heather Gay this season, I was like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: you know what, she seems like kind of the voice
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: of reason. As the season goes on, I'm kind of like,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like Heather Gay anymore. She's loud, obnoxious, and
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: she seems kind of conniving in a shit star. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: don't like her either.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, if Jason, I would be much more
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: protective of Jason's personal life if he wasn't. I think
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Jason's we love Captain Jason. He's feeling himself quite a bit.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: You go, are you ready to get Yeah, you go
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: up to a group of women and you say, we're
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: gonna get you guys wet like, dude, not okay, just
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: the grossest fucking shut up thing.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: But they're talking.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: About how they messed around. They messed around and then
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: gaslighting everybody going, what do you what do you think
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I meant by that?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I just met she said, She said, I watch what
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: happen was I don't know why he's denying it. And
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: then in the reunion she was like, well, I don't
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: know what you mean. But when I say fuck around
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: with somebody, I mean we rode bikes and got ice cream.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know why fuck around means fuck around to you.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Get your mind out of the gutter. We're like a girl.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Somewhere along the line there was a phone call, not
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: a text, between the two of them saying knock it off.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, stop stop trying to use me for clout,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Heather Gay, I want to I want to talk to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you guys about this season. Also, of Beverly Hills there
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: in your neck of the woods.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, definitely not Beverly Hills.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: They're in the valley, so they really are, and and
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: and the Valley used to be a very very homey
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: place for middle class families. There was a lot of
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: soul and then Mauricio almost single handedly destroyed the entire
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: not the entire San Fernando Valley. He hasn't touched like,
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: he hasn't destroyed Woodland Hills quite yet, but he'll held
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: that that's coming, you know.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: For your listeners. The valley was universally mocked by everybody
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: that lived in La as a dump. I mean in movies.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: It was like my wife by uh, she's an executive
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: assistant in Beverly Hills, and one of her clients once
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: told her, don't ever let a guy drag you to
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: the valley because you'll never get out of there. Like
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: that was advice, because that's where all the poor Joe's live.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: That's where the grips, the cameramen, the blue collar guys,
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: you know, and so. But now in the last ten years,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: it is i mean the valley, the person valley, you know,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: it's where everything is happening. It is now the jewel
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: of the people.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: People could afford to live there, right and maybe now
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: it's probably you can't afford to live there.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Now now you can right now now you can't. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: what what they've done is they've they've come in and
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: the agency has really like and of course it's not
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: just the agency, but they agency fied the valley, so
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: it feels like Vegas all over the place. It's like
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: what the people over the hill liked to do. They
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: didn't want to go to the mom and pop shops
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: and the places that. Yeah, there was a stain on
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the wall, but it was a Thai restaurant that had
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: been there for fifteen years. Yes, they want Alfred coffee
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: and they want imports from New York and john and
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: it's just it's I cannot stand with these people who
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: anymore are doing to the valley. It's like you thought
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: it was gross, Yeah, just don't go. Yes he is,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: he absolutely is, but anyway, sorry, Yes, the Beverly.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Hills, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills thoughts on there's this new
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: girl that they brought on now Natalie and they were
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: like she was married to Simon Fuller. I was like, whoa,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that's actual money to get her on the show show.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here? People? She needs to not
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: be a friend of the show, she needs to be
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: on a main cast member. I mean, I will trade
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: trade Sutton out, trade Sutton out. Oh, come on, MP,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: what do I have every time I look at Sudden,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I get depressed. All right, what's the name of your fans?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: MP?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: The Bunkies, the bunkies monkeys get in the comments and
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: say pass right. Suddenly is depressing. She does not belong
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills. She needs to go back where she
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: came from and have real friendships. She's trying too hard
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: out here. She's buying friends. She it just doesn't work
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: out here. She needs to go back to where she
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: came from and have real relationships and enjoy her life.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: It is really sad to see her out here. She's
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: miserable and she doesn't know it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: She's lived in la for a long time. Is it
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: like she just came for the show. She's lived there
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Pat sometimes dips into Stephen Miller, but he only it
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: only goes towards rich white people, rich white women. You
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: need to go back from where you get back.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: To where he came from. Go back South Carolina. You
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: don't want you are you?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Shut up?
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: No?
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So come on, what is what is good about
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Sutton on this show?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: She's funny, she brought in Jennifer Tilly, She's got great fashions.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: She's really, really, really really rich. I like it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Natalie's richer.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I think that Sutton Sutton is going through a little
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: bit of PTSD, where like in seasons past, I've really
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: loved Sutton, and I think when Sutton is in the
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: background a little bit, she can have more fun because
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: it's not as confrontational. I feel like last season there
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: was a lot of Sutton at the four of the conflict,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: and Sutton does a thing that is I think one
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: of the no no's in housewives. And there's no greater
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: abuser of this than Shannon Madoor. If you're going to
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: get into a confrontation on camera, you can't clam up
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and say, we're not doing this, we're not talking about it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: We gotta we got to get into the auv of it,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: all right, if we're going to talk about it. But
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: but yeah, I think that Natalie is going to be great.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: But MP, what do you think about Amanda?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, this woman? What's happening? Who
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: cast her? Who thought this was good? Who is she
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: even friends with? We don't even have an end of like, oh,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: my good friend Amanda, we've been friends for ten years.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for her to meet my girlfriends. Not
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: one person knows this girl. No no one person likes
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: this girl. Not one person is trying to like her
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: to be like, well she needs a friend. Nobody. And
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: when you saw Bose and Rachel Zoe and what goes
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: around comes around a store I have been to in
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: La and waited on by the same people. They didn't
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: quite treat me as nice as they were treating Rachel Zoe,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: but they were. They were in that store and Rachel
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: was like, I thought she did manifestations and Bo's is
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: like yeah, and she goes, what do you mean she
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: wrote a book. She's like, she wrote a book about manifestations.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: That's how you get rich. But Rachel's is like, but
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: what's her business? And Bo's like, this is what I'm
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It was like, who's on first? So this is what
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. There is no business.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: What the this is? These are two unbelievably impressive women.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Unbelievably impressive women talking about a woman whose success is
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: predicated I think largely on duping idiots into some kind
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: of self help things.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: People when they dream, you know, look, my mother in
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: law is always gets wrapped up in this stuff. Yeah,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: oh no, we got to watch out.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: But Bo's and Rachel are not They're not soft targets, right,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: So they're looking at Amanda going, oh, this is this
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: is a problem. But you know, Pat and I had
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: had a tough time with the the Zion episode, which
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: was just so it was so difficult to talk about
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: because you know us as parents. I mean, it's the guys. Yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: it's the most horrifying thing you could possibly imagine. But
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: then the way that she brought it into the show
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: was so odd and it felt so odd that we
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: were just like, I don't know how to talk about this.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Well it We actually deleted the episode. We didn't release
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: it because we just felt nicky after it. But it was,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: it was it was ugly on all fronts. Bravo, why
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: show that picture. That's a private moment between the parents
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: and just that should not be exploited for our viewing. Secondly, Amanda,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: we do believe that you probably did use that as
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: a defensive mechanism, which is gross. That's a day you
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: should be spending with your family. Not that I should
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: be telling you how to do it, but you know
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: what you're showing up for when you're at dinner or
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: with your castmates, it's fighting time. And then to read
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: the fact that you're just like a pit bull in
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: pitbull mode, which is attack, attack, attack, and you didn't
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: think to yourself for one second, this is probably not
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: the time to argue. It was just it was just
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: a bad episode in my opinion. It made everybody look
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: horrible except for cast members, and it was hocky. I think, like,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: by the way, there's one episode in below deck Lore
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: they removed from the Cannon. You can't find it because
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: it was so homophobic and bad. They took it. You
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: can't find it. It's been removed this episode. Shame on you, Bravo.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: And uh, you know I would just remove this. It
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: was so great.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Well, MP, when you were talking about like who does
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: she know? You know she went to that dinner despite
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: what she was going through.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: For her.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Her reasoning was I need to be with friends right now, and.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You want to, you want to, you know, you want
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: to make sure, like they said with Lisa Barlowe, you
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: never you would never miss a chance to build in
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: this situation. It would have been like she's not here
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: because she this is the anniversary of her child's death
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and everybody would be like, oh my god, let me
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: reach out to her tomorrow and tell her I was
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: thinking of her, and she would have garnered so much
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: more empathy sympathy. We still have empathy and sympathy for
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: her situation, but not the way she handled it. And
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: then all of the women at the table are going
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to look like nothing but assholes because they have I
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: mean Dreek notwithstanding, but the rest of them were all like,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: oh my god. And then they kept they kept the
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: clip in twice where Kathy Hilton said, is that your dog?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Now, a lot we understand it's all about Kathy Hilton
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and she's wacky and she says stupid things, but they
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: that is that was an editing choice. They could have
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: at least taken that out because Kathy wasn't trying to
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: be wacky. She literally was like who what? And they
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: shed taken that out because it wasn't funny and the
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: whole thing, and then with due Durie's only recourse would
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: have been like, my gosh, I'm so sorry. We're going
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: to talk about this another time. Rachel. I appreciate you
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: so much hosting this event and just switching the whole subject.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I could have kept it, knowing that to reach shut
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: it down.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I would have loved if to re and they wouldn't
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: have kept this in. I would have loved if what
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: had just stopped and turned to producers and go, what
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: the fuck are we doing here?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: You know, but they don't. They're it's almost like they're trained.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: And this is one of the in my opinion, one
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: of so they did like a an all day what
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: do we call it? Like they just show old episodes
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: of housewives on like a Saturday, and they were showing
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: the marathon marathon, sorry, the twenty thirteen of Real Housewives
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills and they weren't fighting. It was like
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: multiple episodes of the ladies just going out to dinner
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And it was lit, but it was like
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: better production and I was still pulled in and I
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: loved it because it wasn't It wasn't just you're going
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: to show up to dinner and someone is going to
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: have to start a fight, and I, you know, I
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: think they got to get out of that mode, like
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: you guys can just go out and have lunch and
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: not feel like you have to fight.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like in Greece where Whitney kept going, look
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: at where we are, look at all this beautiful place
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: in Greece. Why are we fighting? We should be healing
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the sime. You know, I liked that every time they
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: would start to fight, look around, we are in Greece.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Who cares about your children? And mothers say fuck those kids?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I loved that. I loved it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: She kept going, take it down a notch, look where
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: we are.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: And here's another thing that it seems like it's it's
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: less and less on the Real Housewives franchise. There is
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: less and less of seeing, all right, So a lot
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: of the Real Housewives have businesses. Back in the day,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: you would actually go to their work environments, and you'd
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: spend a segment in an episode of them at their
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: office or whatnot, or time more time with their families.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I mean you see a little bit with Bo's and
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: whatnot and at Rachel Zoe's house. But there is less
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: and less of seeing kind of women active doing what
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: they do in a normal day, as opposed to now
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: just going shopping with one of the other cast members
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: and then a dinner and a lunch and then a
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Vacation's that's what made me fall in love with Orange
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: County is going to you know, Coda Insurance at Vicky
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Gun Business right then go see and then you you
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: would see her like going with her daughter shopping and
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: talking about what her daughter's up to and whatever horrible
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: guy she was dating. There's no more of that, and
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I can I say.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Though, I do love that Deary and Amanda are like
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: legitimately hate each other. It's it's really fun. It's fun
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: for the show.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I agree. I agree, now I did. I told you guys,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I wasn't watching The Persian Valley, but I am now
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: jumping in and today I watched one and a half episodes.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: So I am trying to, you know, just like any
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: new show, I got to like this one goes with
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: that one. That girl looks just like that girl. I'm
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: trying to like get it all together. But I am
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: so far enjoying it, and we'll be covering it in
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: future episodes here once I'm caught up, because now they're
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: like six episodes. I'm like, shit, how do I miss
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: so many episodes?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: They are they are They are the worst representatives of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Persian culture in this city, and the best representatives of
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Persian culture in the city. But it's it's it's so
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: odd like it went growing up in Los Angeles. There's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: such a vibrant Persian community in the city and it
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: is really a very unique it's a very very unique
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: culture and a lot of them are are refugees that
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: came from you know, from Iran. So it's this very
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: tight knit community. There is there's some there's gaudiness, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: a lot of them are very very well off. But
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Persian people are they're so family oriented and these people
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: are just jack They're so awful. There's so many people there.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: They're so family oriented, and they are stress academics and
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: all of these people, like Golden Esse is just like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, she's got she's got bad credit.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, by the way, by credit.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I do love the casting. The only issue I have
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: is wives RESI back here. He is a horrible human being.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, you remember what he did in the last
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: season of Shaws of Sunset, Like, I don't know if
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: that's redeemable for me. I mean, he wasn't like twenty
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: three when he did that. He was like going on
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: like forty eight and a half. Just gross behavior, disgusting,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: but into it. I'm into it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: It's shocks is fun.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: And what's fun for us is every place they shoot
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: is where we go.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you go and you can see it. I know.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I love that too. People always like, do you see
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: all that in Potomac. I'm like, when I drive out
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to Potomac, because they shoot a lot in Potomac and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: that is even though most of them don't live in Potomac.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you guys something. If you drive
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: out to Potomac, Maryland, I go out there and I'm like,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: is that a hotel or is that a home? There
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: will be like thirty bedroom homes that look like a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: hotel that we would go to for a special occasion.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: And You're like, it's right there on the side of
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the road, like it is.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited for who Island because Rhode Island.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it starts, it takes it's actually taking the valley.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: It's it's spot. It starts in.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Mity taking the Persian Valley spot.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: No, not the Persian it's uh, it's taking the valley
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the valley normally. Uh, it's the old vander Pump spot,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: which is it's like mid April.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well we'll.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Have to be You saw the trailer for it, right,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exciting.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, these people are like trashy.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: But then you would think Rhode Island they'd be fancy,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: but they seem kind of trashy. Listen Bravo, God bless
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: they can find the trashy people wherever. Yea, God bless guys.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We are wrapping up. But tell me what else you're
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: watching besides Traders, which is your obsession?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I know me too, Yeah, Traders is our obsession. Unfortunately,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: we're uh, we're covering that at Patreon, So if you're
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: a big, big fan, go to patreon dot com. Slash
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: another podcast network and you can listen to that. There.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: We're covering Beverly Hills. We're doing Below Deck and then
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I think we're gonna we're gonna sprinkle another show in
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: here soon. I'm not sure, but you know that eats
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: us up, Like that is all of February usually, like,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: that's a lot of television.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's a lot.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Bachelorette she's pregnant while filming? Who like what I like?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: That is the rumor? Is she is actually pregnant. I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: think the producers should just go to like the cast
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: of Team Mom at this point, going you're up.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Next Farah Abrams as the bachelorette, or you come on,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: let's do it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Why not there's a Taylor Frankie Paul is pregnant with filming.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: I saw that. But you never know what you're reading
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: is this.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Baby with third person or fourth baby with the same
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: guy because the two kids from the first marriage. Is
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: the third baby with the guy with the thing with
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: the beard?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: And then watch my horny guy. She gets pregnant. I
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: don't know she is.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: She is hot. I will give her that hot. I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: find her attractive.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: We will definitely be covering that. You will, Okay, if
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: that sucks, that is the last time. That is the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: last time.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: We've been burned by the Bad Sir franchise so many times.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: So many times.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm gonna watch it like for funsies. So
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: if you guys want me to come on and talk
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: about it, don't, especially if she's pregnant.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: By the way, the overnights will be a baby shower too.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine that?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: But you can hear everything at Bad TV and MP
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I know it's just on Patreon, but like if if
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: you want to be on the free feed, we'll figure
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: it out. But we would love to have you on
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: for anything. We love talk.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I love to come on, I love to I love
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: to talk traders, I love to talk housewives. And again
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: you know I did. I am not all the time,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: but I did watch Below Deck. As I'm telling you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: that that Salt Lake City crossover made me want to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Come on, do below Deck. Come on, we'll see, we'll
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: see if you can last an entire season.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, y'all just text me all right. Thank you
• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're really good at marketing.
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:53
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• 1:05:56
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