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TWR Saturday | Elon Targeted by The DeepState? · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
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  Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
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  current events and pop culture. This is he's the Whitfield
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  Report with Sam Whitfield. Hey, everyone, and welcome to
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  the show. We're back here on out to sea
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  for the second week in a row, because YouTube is a bunch of
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  cons. And even though it's the holiday
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  season, they decided to, you know, suspend the channel yet
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  again, we covered that a little bit last week but, you know, it
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  is what it is. So, anyway, but we have two new
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  new guests with us for the, for the show, burning and Zach of
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  the burning and Zach podcast and Jim, and I don't really know how
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  to describe your show other than it's, it's like It's like Opie
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  and Anthony but yeah better I guess.
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  Wow. Okay, you give us that much
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  satisfaction. I don't know if we can live up
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  to that shit. But yeah, I mean our show.
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  We started doing show back in 2004.
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  We took like a 15-year Hiatus. I guess or 70.
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  Wow, bad ankle. Yeah, we took a sabbatical.
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  We went out of town for a few years.
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  We sing the burning bush and came back, no, but We decided to
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  come back together and do a podcast and man it's it's
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  enjoyable. Gives you something to look
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  forward to every week and we can actually track the numbers now.
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  So it's like mind blowing. It could do that back then like
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  back then we're using a Gateway computer you know with this
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  stupid piece of software called Pirate Radio.
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  We have, I remember that. Yeah, if that tells you how old
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  this, this Shenanigans has been going on.
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  Yeah. That's that's the those are The
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  good years. Oh man.
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  Yeah, so we played music and you know, we just banter back and
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  forth but really disheartened. Yeah, they really own here.
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  I mean, that's what the internet was back.
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  Then it was a giant old party. Well man, it was a good time,
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  but yeah. So if we came back together
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  that's I'm tired of seeing his face every fucking Bigfoot, but
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  it works out really well. We're glad to be here Sammy on
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  your show. I took a 15-year Hiatus.
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  Thank you. Ugly ass.
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  Yeah. Get privileges.
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  So so do you guys know each other like in real life or did
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  you guys like me and I thank him from getting his ass whooped in
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  high school. Yeah you know this well do it we
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  went to we went to school together and we hung out then
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  and so that's why we decided to get together and kind of do that
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  show. And later on I was shot him a
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  text message. I was like hey man you want to
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  do a podcast? He was like yeah sure I do so so
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  we did yeah. But yeah.
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  Back in the day when everyone was like what the fuck is a pod?
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  Cast? Yeah, I don't know what that is
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  but not everyone has a podcast. Yeah.
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  Right, that's how fast the boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  But we weren't calling it a podcast.
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  We were more like thinking radio, DJs.
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  Yeah, yeah. Well that, I mean, so, I've been
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  like podcasting since I was a teenager, I had a show, like,
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  back on this weird, platform called Blog Talk Radio.
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  And And yeah, it was, it was weird because you would get
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  people who would like call in about like extraterrestrials and
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  shit like that and all sorts of, I mean it was nice.
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  It's I'm amazed at that site is still around because it's like
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  well you live down in Georgia, South Georgia.
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  Like uh, she'll see how extraterrestrials everywhere
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  especially on Friday and Saturday night, you go downtown
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  will see you. My master.
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  Yeah. Well, I'm in South Florida.
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  So we see Gators and, you know, aliens and all sorts of shit
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  sometimes you see talking about black people.
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  But yeah, go ahead. Oh yeah, what we see, God
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  blessed sighs. So, I guess you could say, I
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  play that Anthony role in this to you.
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  No one's got to be racist. So, well, speaking of though, so
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  who do you? ink is is better Anthony or
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  opiate because I mean you want to talk about it when a
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  so Just to further my point that he's gay.
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  He didn't know what the casting couch was.
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  I didn't either you. See, you talk about casting
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  couches? I don't know what the hell
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  you're talking about. I don't pay attention to that.
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  Like, I don't sit there and, like, have a fucking PhD in porn
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  like you do and I did like the most common Damon sense.
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  Yeah, whatever. I mean, you say, oh yeah, come
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  sit on the casting couch, like whether, you know, or not.
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  God, there's just kind of that. It's not going to happen.
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  They fucking right? Yeah, sounds good.
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  Well in that. And that's how that's how Harvey
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  Weinstein, did, you know, got away with all those, right,
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  right. Notice that he notes that like
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  well I mean he's in jail now like noticed some people are
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  more outraged over Kanye now sin?
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  Yeah well do deep so it just hang around but he's not the
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  only one only one that got busted.
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  Yeah. Oh yeah.
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  Well don't hold this came out and then out of goddamn thing
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  happened. Nothing when you get punished
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  for it. Yeah, we still don't they never
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  told us the result of the Jizzle and Maxwell trial.
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  Did you say Jess just lean back? Yes I'm like you're talking
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  about when the football players from the Key and Peele sketch.
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  Jesus I thought Yeah, it's always like that
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  though. There's always, you know, like
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  some always have the fancy fucking names to like Gwendolyn,
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  you know, the way God is, the best comedy writer.
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  I'm just saying, and I'm so tired of seeing some of these.
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  Some of these people make me want to fuck in.
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  It's just dry and flat earthers. I'm fucking stupid people
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  getting star. I didn't ya.
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  Look me, the nation argue about the Earth being flat.
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  Oh my God. Right.
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  We had an episode about that. It may be mad like after the
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  episode after recording it. I like it literally made me
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  pissed because I was just realized how stupid some, some
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  people are with that. Faith is a hell of a drug.
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  Yeah, good one though. Yeah of time.
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  Yeah. Well, we'll listen.
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  I saw a tweet today from Roots. And from Richard Spencer who Who
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  I didn't know was still a thing. But apparently, apparently
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  Richard Spencer thinks that Elon bought Twitter so that he could
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  run for president. Yeah.
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  And they don't realize that. He's not even American like what
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  I'm saying, you can't I vote for him though.
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  I'd vote. If he does, well, at this point
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  in his life, but Yeah, I think I think we all think we all would.
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  So this last Twitter. Stunt, I'm down.
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  That's you know what? I think me magic could happen.
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  One more time, I think the internet has it in itself, one
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  more time, I'm a total fan, I'm on the Elan train.
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  I'll wear t-shirts with fucking bumper sticker to cyber train.
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  The Elan cyber definite, sniper training, I'm going on but some
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  of the city Sam with field show.
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  You remember them jerks that was on there.
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  Yeah, they got a Twitter page, let's take them off.
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  Oh, trust me. If I mean I'm surprised my
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  account wasn't banned permanently on Twitter just
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  because, you know what, we just say this.
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  You on taking over Twitter was right because all the fun people
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  are back for the most for the most part.
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  Like like just the fact like you had verified like Troy counts.
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  Yeah, telling by 2 gamma control, Network called
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  platforms. Truth in.
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  It tweeted, I'm truth in it. Well, well, I actually am, I
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  actually am on there, but like, no one.
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  Like the thing of it is, is your reach on.
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  There is like, not like trying to reach is non-existent Right
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  without a doubt and then I'll hit you.
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  Trying to make money. Well and then that's the other
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  thing. Like apparently he was like
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  supposed to make some big announcement and it was like an
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  NF T drop in. I saw the commercial for and I
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  at first, I thought it was like a deep fake or a parody or
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  something. I know a guy that bought one of
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  the Trump and FTS, really, really an idiot.
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  He showed it to me in person on his phone.
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  I'm like, wow, I'm impressed. He got the one with the orange
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  background, To he knows. Yeah.
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  What does everybody realize? All they did was fucking
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  Photoshop truck? Head-on some fizzled already
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  there? It's like to keep it.
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  Carnival kid ever. We talked about that on our
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  current episode. That's dropping Tuesday.
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  Yeah, it's just I really pay. I know.
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  It's supposed to be any empty, but it's like I do now.
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  You just trying to slap your face on every fucking thing.
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  I mean from it wasn't my money because it was cool to see.
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  It was like, okay. That's that's a thing.
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  Seen in my life that I can tell the gender the younger
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  generation about. I was there when there was a
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  part of this, when I was part of the showing me, his cell phone.
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  When I first started video, I thought they fucked up.
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  I thought it's by like 99 Cents my who the fuck gonna pay $99
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  for that? Well, no, it's like, people
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  paying for Twitter blue but Is.
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  Yeah, so it Go Elan my God. They didn't just bring you down
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  over the table and fuck you. They put on the Sandpaper
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  Gundam. Yeah fuck you better.
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  Hope you get bus fare if you smile dude.
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  Yeah, they've got to put two in a pink and one of the stink on
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  Whitfield over here. I want to change my profile
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  picture like for the holidays and and it said you met.
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  It did say you would lose your blue check mark.
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  It said you may lose your blue check mark.
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  So I'm like, okay, I'm like you my mic and then and then it was
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  like and then it disappeared. So then I said, Like Twitter, I
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  sent them an email being like what the fuck.
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  I hate like a dollar. I like, I've been on this 2011
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  and in so I got I got like a message back saying we're
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  reviewing your account so, you know, by the time.
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  But the time I by the time I get my blue checkmark back, the
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  holidays, might be over, but did you email them?
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  Or did you read you talk to like an Indonesian fucking know?
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  No I sweat shop. I emailed Twitter support.
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  And who the fuck? Who the fuck knows?
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  Who reads that. Like honestly intern you got
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  some fucking 18 year old little girl.
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  Yeah so he is watching this but you need to do do it like
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  everyone else. Like mines does it and just
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  require like a photo ID or something for verification?
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  Yeah that's how they. Still.
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  Like, I don't know, I'm not uploading my driver's license.
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  What I do is I will like the information but like you know,
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  just as long as like the picture I'll give him that and carry
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  permit. There's some old man Jack in his
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  wiener to your to Sam's picture. She's like sitting there with a
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  computer. Yeah, well yeah, well yeah well
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  yeah. Well yeah that's how that's how
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  that's how YouTube is too. It free fucking money happen.
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  Well, yeah, a he runs at holding a, he's a businessman.
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  Remember he runs a fucking company.
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  Making a claim for workers cars and Rockets.
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  That's right. That's true.
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  This isn't, this isn't a fucking philanthropist.
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  He just can fucking Meme and he's a lot more likeable of a
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  guy than Martin fucking shkreli yesterday.
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  I'll get it twisted, he's in the South African, the good kind of
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  South African but like still, you know, Like that too.
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  It's just I miss my space. Like yeah, I want to create my
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  own fucking page with music in the background.
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  You learn HTML. It was a valuable skill
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  designer. Your own web designer.
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  And if I broke up with my chick, I take her out of my top 10, you
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  know? Yeah, because she got caught the
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  top 10. Yo, I miss that so much.
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  I just miss I miss what I miss web forums.
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  Yeah, I miss dedicated BBS is to explore.
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  Look. Look, look, I can't say anything
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  for sure. Alcohol is, you know, we all
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  been there but you know. Yeah.
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  BBS is all bull supports, you know.
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  Yeah, I got it. I missed a had to go out and
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  look for different websites for things.
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  We were interested in and it wasn't all just one single
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  fucking platform. I miss YTM Andy.
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  Yeah, but thank God for Google Now.
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  Yeah, I guess. I just I miss you dog pile.
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  I think ask Jesus still around. Well pal guy.
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  Innovating and pushing further. They'll just keeps telling you
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  the same revision revision. Again after again with a all
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  it's a slightly better camera. The amount you're paying for the
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  camera you could have bought a very high quality DSL easily
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  within two years. Fuck the Gated Community fuck
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  not allowing me to have my fucking God damn system.
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  Check sound setting god dammit fuck Apple.
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  Wow! How can you enjoy your viruses
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  you and you enjoy all your fucking spry aware that you get
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  on your phone buyers? Well, Well, the thing of it is
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  is like is if you if you know what you're doing, an Android is
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  good. But if you don't know what
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  you're doing then like I like I would never give my grandparents
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  like an Android because ya know like like getting them to use an
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  iPhone is hard enough. No.
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  Grandparents should be on the internet.
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  Just like children don't even know, just just give me the old
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  Nokia brick. That's just like them driving
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  like, they need to retest these old people.
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  They get a certain age. They don't need to be a
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  grandmother at fucking 91 driving at night.
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  No. And everybody else having to
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  make sure that they don't hit her.
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  Yeah, my lessons. People know why I can do better.
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  I can do anything better than you.
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  Was it by my iPhone? Is currently acting as my webcam
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  right right now. Nice.
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  You look kind of clear. See, Clarity people.
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  I have a Mac, that's what I'm doing mine on.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got my, I've got my iPhone
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  like on top of my Mac right now. Nice.
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  So now that's But I mean, the good thing about me though is
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  that, you know, it's got to be somebody that has Common Sense
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  out of the two, you know, somebody's not broke like you
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  are, you can you sit there and sit there fucking collecting
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  Social Security? Or something like that.
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  You'll eat that off of the way hoardings now.
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  Wait, wait. Is it a Cuba?
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  I'm not a oh wait, no, I think it was Watson horn.
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  I think that was lots of more. She yeah, already and the TV,
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  the TV of the dark future is wild.
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  That's racist. In one, you know, the one that
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  has yeah. The first one was fantastic.
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  But the, the second Joe Dirt, not sure it was there.
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  A second, Joe Dirt. I think I've seen it, but I
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  can't remember. Yeah, yeah.
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  There was like a second Joe Dirt, that came out on like one
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  of those like streaming apps that failed with something like,
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  oh, so it was like a recent reboot thing where they trying
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  to bring it back. Yeah.
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  Oh, that's why do I was like, wait a second.
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  I know I didn't push out a Joe Dirt 2 out of my mind.
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  I love the first one. There's no way.
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  Okay, that way. Hey, save me.
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  I just wanted to give you props on that little intro video.
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  And that's some high quality fancy shit that you got going on
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  there. Thanks.
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  I just I we did that. What are Guitar and just saying,
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  so yeah. I mean this whole this whole
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  podcasting spear is a very weird.
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  I mean, it can get eccentric. And like all of the best shows
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  are like smaller ones, like your show and my showing a few the
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  other ones like yeah. Like I do like Rogan to a to an
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  extent like sometimes, but I don't like wasn't true Shepherd
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  every day Rogan. Their mean, it means rich.
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  Yeah, bro. You figured it out with the
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  podcast world. Yeah.
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  Right before the podcast world? Yeah.
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  Oh, he was. Yeah.
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  It had a hand in everything. Everyone supposedly?
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  Yeah, I watch a lot of stand-up comedy.
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  Yeah, I do too wide. It one of the podcast, I absurd
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  that I recently got into, even though ended, it was a calm
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  down, which is, which is hilarious.
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  It's like an improv I casted, it's just me.
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  Yeah, so that's a good one. Who's your favorite stand-up
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  comic there? Sam weather.
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  And um, well, I well, my favorite stand-up comedian is
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  actually Dennis Miller. Nice.
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  So from the old and that's going back like to the way old school.
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  But yeah, I like about it but your name.
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  But what about you at Kappa? My favorite.
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  Ah, Cuba. My favorite come I shit.
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  Might be a bit of a standard basic bitch answer but George
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  Carlin your Garland. Yeah that's a great.
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  I mean yes. But Chappelle had that stint
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  where he kind of fell trying to appease the whoa crowd.
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  And um Dude, you're better than that.
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  He's bounced back from it but I'm like, you faltered shit.
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  I got a little bit like more more than Carla.
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  Never did at least to my knowledge.
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  So that's probably why it says no, I fucking love the shit.
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  I did not love the Chappelle show also there.
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  Watch out for hours. I'm gonna go with Jim Norton
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  though. Yeah.
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  I see Jim Norton, I can't stand just because of his his I mean I
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  want to like him but he just seems like an annoying Bostonian
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  but I mean, besides Dennis Miller, why I love?
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  I mean really. Well, I mean I guess I'm just a
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  dirty pervert maybe. So a lot of his jokes makes a
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  little bit based on what you re tweets.
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  A me a little bit. Yeah, this whole width of boil
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  something different and why illicit?
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  I I've never, I've never jerked off in front of, you know, any
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  female comedians. Yeah.
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  So Kevin what I mean, I'm hearing is like, I ain't been to
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  the major leagues yet. I haven't got that.
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  Wonderful, I never went to a porn store and jerk myself off
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  in front of a bunch of old guys, I've ever done any of that.
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  You need to go to home plate. I did need to stick it in a
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  check. I just need it a little bit.
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  Which by the way to say this, if you are, if you're watching this
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  somehow, which I don't know how you would because faint, here it
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  is. You're an anus.
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  You don't even have eyes a kind act like they I did.
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  I do not have we do not spend $130 on only fans per year.
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  What where are you kid? Where's my nigga?
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  Yeah. I don't know where he gets his
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  fucking. I did not, I did not fight and
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  die in Vietnam for him to disrespect me like that. well, I
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  mean he's If you need me to fucking give
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  you a hug before it happens, we'll we will do that.
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  Well, well listen, I might be, I might need a hug.
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  I need like a hug or something. I don't know because I was
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  awesome. Mind blown by the fact like
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  Brittney, Griner of all people, I man woman, I don't know what
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  the what it is. Anymore a pig.
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  Yeah. That remember Pig.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  That's an accurate description because she had.
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  Meanwhile, there are serrated in this for marijuana possession.
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  Can we just let the fucking plant grow and burn it if we
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  choose to burn it like come on let me fucking grow weed.
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  Let me grow. Peyote is very simple, just let
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  it grow like that. We never hear from me again
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  government. You know, this grinder chick to
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  she got out right? And you see old ass creepy Biden
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  at the White House with his with her like Butch girlfriend, wife,
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  whatever she is. I have a hug,
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  I can't Biden is a bomb and it's just watching that.
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  It's just, it's makes me crazy. Like, he's Consoling, her.
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  Your wife is coming home, I promise.
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  Now let me smell you real fast so I can get a tank.
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  Okay, your wife is coming home now.
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  I'm afraid make it more than just going to sit in when he's
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  oh man. Goddamn fucking bush.
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  Look like a Harvard student. Yeah, right.
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  It makes him sound like a Harvard student.
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  I don't do enough end this war and Terror.
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  Yeah. Who are the special needs kids
• 34:00
  on the last jackass? You know, come up,
• 34:12
  you know, we live in a country that used to be, you know, where
• 34:15
  we are some so badass. Like, hey, Like a miracle of the
• 34:20
  Nixon Scandal. Had all the crack flooding in
• 34:23
  the inner cities. Yeah and now people look at us
• 34:26
  the middle like look at them stupid motherfuckers right
• 34:30
  there. Well either
• 34:49
  Named Donald Trump took office in 2016, and I, at first, I have
• 34:54
  to admit, I was expecting much from him as president by like
• 34:59
  the, the sad fact of the matter is, is like Trump actually
• 35:02
  turned out to be like, a fairly good president.
• 35:04
  Like that was, that was the amazing thing was, we had
• 35:07
  policies and actually made shit better and he was entertaining
• 35:11
  to watch on television. I miss the way he's a China,
• 35:15
  right? And we need to find a way to
• 35:17
  mean his money into my wallet. The kid in there also.
• 35:21
  Yeah. Just a couple.
• 35:24
  I just I just need a couple a couple hundred thousand.
• 35:26
  I'll be fine. Well we need that we need I need
• 35:29
  a couple 10 shit me first. Yeah give me some fucking 10
• 35:32
  cents at this point. Okay?
• 35:34
  But we need somebody in opposite angle to make money off of it.
• 35:38
  Anybody else will Trump made money off of it?
• 35:41
  Yeah, but Transit need that. Okay.
• 35:44
  Yeah. But the, the is better money
• 35:50
  made for the president then during Vietnam.
• 35:54
  Life with the helicopter companies, right?
• 35:56
  What I'm saying is he made money but he donated his whole keg.
• 36:00
  Oh yeah, he didn't take a check. Yeah, that's yeah.
• 36:03
  That's why somebody give CPR, he gave the money back.
• 36:07
  Yeah, he that's what we need right?
• 36:11
  Agree. I mean we need somebody with one
• 36:13
  for free. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:18
  Yeah. That'll never happen.
• 36:20
  I mean I would just like to Seto see gabbard run because she's
• 36:25
  hot and I think that would be entertaining.
• 36:28
  But is she going to go? I mean, I'm thinking let me tell
• 36:37
  you something. We did this time of the this
• 36:39
  time of season is the best time to start a podcast for us
• 36:42
  because we have a fucking article every week about Biden.
• 36:46
  Has some dumb shit that he's done.
• 36:48
  Stupidity has happened. You know, they're not just a
• 36:52
  dumbass Right now. It'll never happen.
• 37:14
  I want her to I want him to run with Hillary is the VP action
• 37:18
  trouble. My heart over what you're
• 37:23
  saying, what you're saying that Trump would convert Hillary over
• 37:28
  pocket, chaos. I want to see just complete
• 37:32
  chaos with the park. Sounds like a fucking Rush Hour
• 37:34
  movie, dude. Yes.
• 38:12
  Could you even compare her to electrocute?
• 38:14
  The gays Pence, right? Electric flux let your, who
• 38:20
  shops across was fenced. Yard top, for VP.
• 38:23
  Whatever you say, mr. President, sure thing, mr.
• 38:25
  President. Yes, yes, sir.
• 38:28
  You know that they would you want about things, right?
• 38:31
  Say what you want about pens but at least we saw him next to the
• 38:34
  president unlike our current. That's true.
• 38:36
  Well she's too busy fucking standing up for black rights.
• 38:39
  She's too busy hanging out with the BLM crowd.
• 38:41
  And at least Michelle Obama tried to like make school
• 38:44
  lunches better. She didn't but she tried
• 38:48
  especially where we're we from like yo, let me tell you
• 38:51
  something, you put some of that in front of the our kids, you
• 38:54
  know, like that healthy shit. That shouldn't have happened.
• 38:57
  We want that square-ass pizza? Yeah, with a little can of
• 39:02
  pepperoni, that's it. The little squares.
• 39:06
  We get. The cheese gets a little bit.
• 39:08
  Crispier the closer. It gets to the crust.
• 39:10
  Yes. That's exactly why this fuck,
• 39:15
  like cardboard. We were living the best days
• 39:18
  back then. No fruit cups.
• 39:21
  I don't want to see a pineapple on my fucking plate.
• 39:24
  None of that bullshit. Now, give me a sloppy, Joe and I
• 39:27
  want all the meat to fall off of it.
• 39:29
  Yeah, you know, you like the batch of fries, where maybe if
• 39:33
  you're lucky a good chunk of them are not actually chewable
• 39:36
  the others of the hard bits. Yeah.
• 39:39
  Somebody try to soak it in the sloppy, joe to soften it.
• 39:41
  And you try to figure out ways to eat all of it because it's
• 39:44
  still all good. That's really, really old
• 39:47
  school. We all remember.
• 39:50
  Oh yeah, Dad. No, no, no.
• 39:58
  I know that they have that in Canada but let's face it.
• 40:01
  That's fucking Canada. And the connections are rare.
• 40:05
  You remember that Bernie because I do remember that.
• 40:07
  But the Canucks are weird, but the Canucks are smart and here's
• 40:10
  why they're smart. He has a poster of Justin Bieber
• 40:16
  in his bedroom. Oh boy.
• 40:18
  Oh yeah, she's just fucking hanging up.
• 40:20
  I put it above my bed over there.
• 40:21
  I don't take it off the wall so you faggots wouldn't see it.
• 40:26
  Yeah I gotta sit back and just pulled my pants down and jerk to
• 40:30
  be proud. Every time he says baby baby
• 40:33
  baby and rushes to the top so not like the thuggy hip hoppy
• 40:38
  modern versions a little, the boy band version but I'll talk
• 40:40
  about the void that little you Young kid version because yeah,
• 40:43
  like I don't care. Yeah.
• 40:55
  So if you like That's a huge booty ass.
• 41:21
  That's the studio. He's got a, he's got a garden
• 41:23
  tub. Yeah, oh my God.
• 41:34
  So wait so Zach you podcast from your bathroom then fucking
• 41:41
  Rebels. Wherever it's quiet.
• 41:44
  I got six kids. That is that is I actually have
• 41:49
  to commend you for for that that is that is ballsy to like record
• 41:55
  a podcast each week from a only does he send out he's like and
• 42:01
  he's like Billy Idol over here. Rebel Rebel.
• 42:03
  I'll hang a green, green blanket over it, I have a green screen,
• 42:06
  there's Bernie happy, I'll call this.
• 42:16
  I love you, man. I did after I buy a red light
• 42:19
  bulb and when I go live, I'll fucking flip it on there.
• 43:33
  What do you mean take a shot of it?
• 43:36
  Not the spoon from the drawer, his head.
• 43:39
  Take two of these. Well, pretty much my usually had
• 43:42
  the cowboy this, so they poured the shot and I fucking down it.
• 43:46
  I guess I'm selling my age little bit, but no little bit
• 43:49
  why I was here. Take two, and you hope for a
• 43:52
  little food. That's it was nasty sometimes?
• 43:54
  Yes, sometimes it was only the spoon.
• 43:56
  I do. I do had to have.
• 43:57
  Yeah, yeah. That an a, I got worked as a
• 44:00
  couple of the shot every fucking time.
• 44:02
  So I I hoped for the spoon. Why?
• 44:06
  I remember when I remember when I was a kid, like, they were,
• 44:10
  when I was a kid, they had, they only had like one flavor, cough
• 44:15
  syrup. And that was, that was a cough
• 44:17
  syrup. Yeah.
• 44:18
  Yeah. What like crepe and strawberry
• 44:21
  watermelon? Yeah.
• 44:22
  Now they have like Peach and like Well now I guess they're
• 44:36
  like like a kid is going on cough syrup.
• 44:42
  And it's like if you OD on fucking cough syrup like you're
• 44:46
  fucking weak. Yeah.
• 44:48
  Okay. You're okay.
• 44:49
  You're gonna have a little. You're a big nap.
• 44:51
  That's all. I'll say hell man.
• 44:54
  Yeah, I take some melatonin or some Benadryl and I'm out for
• 44:59
  the rest of the night on a lightly.
• 45:01
  Knocks me clean. Yeah, I'm done.
• 45:05
  I'm done. Maybe a little better.
• 45:06
  You're a good man. You're good.
• 45:08
  But you like it be a little Benadryl and that's it.
• 45:11
  Sniffing some pixie sticks, you know, we kind of make it look
• 45:13
  like, okay, I gotta ask y'all have you ever played as a kid
• 45:21
  but I did. Run a line of pixie sticks for
• 45:25
  see. I like a lot his buddy's like,
• 46:25
  hey Sam. I need some some more salt.
• 46:28
  Well, hang on a second. Let me sort it out up and let me
• 46:31
  just shoot it out of my nose real fast.
• 47:22
  Sam, here's some coke. Oh, yeah.
• 47:25
  By the way, we're in the corner of the McDonald's.
• 47:27
  Yeah, go ahead and snort that line right there, pal, do for
• 47:30
  you, imagine. Joi that to your kids when they
• 47:32
  get to be teenagers, like to try this coke out right here, give
• 47:36
  them salt. That way they just never want to
• 47:37
  do this. You to give fucking Sweet'N Low.
• 47:40
  Oh my God, you know, that's worth it than the Hank Hill.
• 47:44
  Make them smoke a whole carton shit.
• 47:46
  Goddamn, my crystals, Yeah, I think I'm okay.
• 48:50
  Well, I was only crazy one for doing Pixy Stix.
• 48:52
  I didn't realize other people did salt and I know I thought I
• 48:55
  thought I was a badass overhere that fucking Sam over here.
• 49:01
  Living that Florida life. But are you okay?
• 49:08
  Well okay well I so I'm originally from Colorado but I
• 49:13
  moved I moved here to Florida with my folks when I was 18 so
• 49:18
  I'm in Sarasota Okay, well I'm so I'm very close to my George
• 49:24
  which by the way beautiful, stay like Miami, Florida.
• 49:31
  I'm just going to say, don't let that story confuse you as soon
• 49:35
  as he snorted that salt, The Floridian within him awoken and
• 49:39
  it was his Destiny to return to his homeland.
• 49:41
  Yeah, that. Yeah.
• 49:43
  That's how about his soul. Like the started like praising.
• 49:49
  That's not, that's probably it. Well, Hey listen, I Beebe this
• 49:54
  and this is about is about us. Governor like agree, shit.
• 50:01
  Stuff. Yeah.
• 50:04
  Well, I mean yeah yeah Florida. Yeah, well flirty now too good
• 50:14
  either. So All right, thank you.
• 50:22
  Accepted this with you. Pretty.
• 50:57
  I don't care much too much about sports but there's one team.
• 51:00
  I'll always stand by until the end of my fucking day, that's
• 51:03
  for fucking Eagle. That's all burn.
• 51:11
  Whoever it is. I have that urge and I'm so
• 51:14
  close but that's it. No one day in your wife likes
• 51:28
  another team and tells you you have to like that team and not
• 51:31
  the team. You always like no back it up.
• 51:35
  No it's simple. I tell her she can hit the
• 51:37
  streets or hit the sheets. It don't make no difference to
• 51:39
  me. So you some snacks.
• 51:47
  Let me tell you something, right?
• 52:12
  Yeah. And right, the right, the bucket
• 52:20
  is football. It was physical abuse.
• 52:24
  No. No.
• 52:25
  The only the only time is if it was something like, I want you
• 52:28
  to support Alabama that I'd be like, fuck.
• 52:30
  No. Get out of my house.
• 52:31
  We hate it. But if it, but if it's, but if
• 52:33
  it's like yeah, LSU whatever. Yeah, whatever.
• 52:36
  Cool sure. Well, your game day whatever.
• 52:38
  Because I'm not some again. I'm not somebody who follows it.
• 52:41
  My support of Auburn come from family, right?
• 52:45
  So it's more like a like a A knee-jerk, like, when you hit
• 52:48
  the needs a doctor and just kicks.
• 52:50
  Anytime I see the fucking red, I just want to cause violence, you
• 52:53
  know. Yeah, that's like me every time
• 52:55
  I see Zach, I just want. But yeah I get it.
• 53:01
  Wholeheartedly get it. Yes.
• 53:19
  She's not, she's not someone and she has did, did Apex kill
• 53:26
  himself, who knows? Apex hasn't even been around
• 53:31
  done Twitter. Oil is so I don't think him
• 53:34
  fucking Roots a me. Why are you telling CNN's, I
• 53:39
  don't do that. There's tell the truth.
• 53:42
  I've seen him be retweeting shit today.
• 53:44
  I know I have otherwise I have bigger problems on my hand.
• 53:48
  Why Why, why why you sent him though?
• 53:51
  I send them the link and he's not here.
• 53:52
  So I'm assuming I'm assuming we that was stooping Mexican's or
• 53:57
  something, maybe shoot math, maybe give them some maybe some
• 54:02
  leeway. It's Friday, Saturday night,
• 54:04
  give him some leave. We all go through our Dark Ages
• 54:07
  chat. We all go.
• 54:09
  He ain't here at the party if I can, who cares?
• 54:16
  Have a drink. All right.
• 54:19
  Are you going to try to steer this train at all, or shall I?
• 54:22
  Just keep drinking myself into it.
• 54:24
  Yeah, I know, I, yeah, no, I actually I wanted to ask you a
• 54:28
  question since the game awards were last week.
• 54:34
  Yeah. What.
• 54:36
  So what it, what, what is everyone?
• 54:39
  Does anyone here follow gaming or the game awards and Jenna, or
• 54:43
  what is it, Mom? The thing that we can't hear
• 54:47
  anything you say and that's the big.
• 54:48
  This glorious exact, we can't hear you.
• 54:51
  So I pretty much I don't, man, I, you know, I play a little
• 54:56
  gaming. I don't do a whole lot of
• 54:57
  gaming, I play like, sports games, and I'll play, like, Call
• 55:02
  of Duty stuff like that, you know, that's mainly my life.
• 55:07
  My son plays more games than I do and he's nine.
• 55:09
  I feel like he can, like just completely kill me on every
• 55:12
  single video game. That's how it used to be when we
• 55:16
  were kids. Oh yeah.
• 55:19
  I killed my dad. I mean, anything.
• 55:29
  Really period. He just does better, so ya know
• 55:39
  how to throw. Yeah.
• 55:42
  And all I had to do is just hit buttons to me.
• 55:44
  Get out. We did that with Tekken.
• 55:46
  Oh yeah. Yeah, like any Tekken game, you
• 55:49
  know, I just say hit Square X Circle the same time and you get
• 55:52
  like this massive combo. Hey buttons there.
• 55:57
  Yes, there you go. He figured it out.
• 56:00
  See, he's he's an instructional manual.
• 56:02
  You know, we really need a producer on our show.
• 56:05
  Sam. Do you have a producer on your
• 56:07
  show? Is that how fancy this is?
• 56:08
  Or what? Tech.
• 56:09
  Well, technically, Apex is supposed to be at the producer,
• 56:12
  but he's not here so, so you don't have a producer.
• 56:17
  Then that's, that's exactly. That's exactly what I'm telling
• 56:22
  you. Tick-Tock.
• 56:26
  Do you do the oh oh fuck. No.
• 56:30
  I And that told you it's gonna
• 56:57
  blow up. Okay.
• 56:58
  Yeah, it's gonna be programmed to blow up.
• 57:01
  You don't like China? Oh, that's damn click boom.
• 57:04
  Yeah, boom. There it goes.
• 57:06
  Well, I mean yeah. The well yeah, they're probably
• 57:09
  going to kill me that they're probably going to come with that
• 57:11
  way. How I mean I know that I'm
• 57:13
  already on some sort of list for the you know, deep stay or
• 57:18
  whatever. I'm sure we all are some Shirley
• 57:29
  Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, you're also, you know, the
• 57:36
  coast of that evil coin, Merchants podcast.
• 57:41
  So. Oh yeah.
• 57:43
  But that doesn't, that doesn't get me on a government watch
• 57:45
  list. That gets me in a sped watch
• 57:47
  list. Yeah.
• 57:49
  Well, you're all dead now. Completely completely completely
• 57:51
  different kind of dangerous. Yeah, I thought a few black
• 58:16
  friends in my past and I really think that happened do not hold
• 58:19
  on. Let me elaborate, you know, how
• 58:21
  you got to have the token? Black guy at the party?
• 58:23
  Yeah. Are you joking?
• 58:25
  Gay guy? Yeah, yeah.
• 58:28
  I never took it in a bit in a, but though I never did any of
• 58:30
  that. Like, I never understood this
• 58:32
  set like the sensations of that. Like, when you sit there and
• 58:35
  think of a sex, it's like, it's weird how to relax your throat,
• 58:40
  bothers me. Yeah, I've always had a gag
• 58:42
  reflex though, like you Even if I, you know, eat a banana or
• 58:46
  something like that, it's just as there was a reflex there so I
• 58:48
  went by your exact. If you eat a banana you eat
• 59:45
  I do too. But like if you can avoid it,
• 59:47
  avoid it. I'd is Lord of the Rings and I'm
• 59:49
  like this is enough after going back to Star Wars.
• 59:54
  Yeah. Game was my shit.
• 59:58
  Yeah, yeah. The, the old the old Star Wars
• 1:00:01
  is fucking perfect but the now, hold on, hold on.
• 1:00:05
  Every one of us motherfuckers has to qualify with this, which
• 1:00:09
  old store old Star Wars and which new old Star Wars.
• 1:00:13
  Star Wars. Because some people say, the
• 1:00:16
  only good Star Wars is the old Star Wars.
• 1:00:18
  The first three in our well. Okay, let me clarify.
• 1:00:24
  My favorites are my favorites, are the original trilogy.
• 1:00:31
  Yeah, Star Wars. So, and yeah, Anakin Skywalker.
• 1:00:36
  Yeah. I mean, I come, and I have
• 1:00:39
  talked about this before too. But yeah, but Carrie Fisher over
• 1:00:43
  Natalie Portman. And if any day any day of the
• 1:00:46
  goddamn weekend he Dave oh sure. 100% correct.
• 1:00:50
  But when they were doing that, that last one but speed little
• 1:00:53
  pod racing shit, you know, the mop was baby anything or
• 1:00:57
  whatever. You know, that was the last good
• 1:00:59
  Star Wars in my opinion and they fucked up with a black Storm
• 1:01:02
  Trooper. Call me racist, whatever you
• 1:01:04
  want, but they're all blown. The fuck you white.
• 1:01:07
  Paled motherfucker, how you let me?
• 1:01:10
  Let me let super racist, bastard.
• 1:01:19
  His existence is important because he gave way to the most
• 1:01:23
  badass Stormtrooper I have ever seen in my goddamn life.
• 1:01:27
  What the, hey traitor. Do you agree with me?
• 1:01:32
  Yeah. Well, the thing is originally at
• 1:01:36
  the original timeline, they weren't set to be clones and
• 1:01:38
  then the Clones happened. And then I don't think in the
• 1:01:43
  new one because of how they set up their story.
• 1:01:46
  Their clones. I think they had to do a new
• 1:01:48
  recruiting by now. Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Yeah, they acting lat they at well, well they had.
• 1:01:55
  No, they're all clones. It's like a whole albino
• 1:02:01
  civilization. And then instead of one in a
• 1:02:04
  billion being albino is like a woman, a billion being black.
• 1:02:09
  Nikhil on got me. Oh God attacked.
• 1:02:18
  I think it looks China because my computer literally went
• 1:02:20
  black. They attacked the wrong iPhone.
• 1:02:25
  Yeah I do like this whole Melanie thing though.
• 1:02:27
  This is kind of fancy. Sammy the whole background in
• 1:02:31
  the chat thing you know this is This is nice.
• 1:02:35
  You can tell we're like fucking low-class bug podcast here
• 1:02:38
  because we sit here like comment on how nice their shit is no.
• 1:02:43
  Yeah. I mean what I mean live
• 1:02:44
  streaming is fun but I mean like you guys, I do do prerecorded
• 1:02:49
  shows as well from, you know, like yeah twice a week in
• 1:02:53
  addition to this. Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  But I mean live streaming is kind how I mean I don't know.
• 1:02:59
  That's kind of been the evolution of podcasting I guess
• 1:03:03
  so. Yeah, but I mean, like I said,
• 1:03:08
  fuck you too, because you can't say shit on there and it
• 1:03:14
  anymore, we don't get no love off YouTube.
• 1:03:17
  Like we get more love off of Just so, you know, we put our
• 1:03:19
  videos on there and all that. But like as far as anything with
• 1:03:23
  our podcast is more, mainly through anchor and all that
• 1:03:25
  other stuff, you know? Yep.
• 1:03:27
  So well and I don't know if you know this but you can upload
• 1:03:31
  videos anchor to. So Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Yeah I did. See that obviously, look at me.
• 1:03:41
  Yeah, yeah. We do this for so long.
• 1:03:44
  It's just kind of like me and Zach, it's just kind of just
• 1:03:47
  kind of jump on his make it happen.
• 1:03:48
  I mean, so we have a list of topics but it never.
• 1:03:52
  Yeah, I mean, same here we owe you obviously, because with this
• 1:03:59
  blackout we were talking about anal.
• 1:04:01
  Sex, I think was in there may be some black To and all this end
• 1:04:05
  off of what Sam thought I was thinking about the game awards.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say the best Star Wars
• 1:04:13
  game I've ever played. Was recently knew it was better
• 1:04:19
  out of what's been. Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Well, I would actually say that Jedi Fallen order is the best
• 1:04:38
  thing as come out of Star Wars in the past.
• 1:04:40
  Like, you know, wow, you got to give credit to that last Lego
• 1:04:45
  Star Wars game that came out because hold on, wait wait,
• 1:04:48
  wait, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, listen why?
• 1:04:50
  Because the Children characters couldn't be killed.
• 1:04:54
  So you were able to do air, Combos, and juggle.
• 1:04:56
  The children in air, combos to basically Escape out of the maps
• 1:05:00
  bounds. You could beat the children to
• 1:05:03
  get out of Bounds with. Fuck is true.
• 1:05:14
  I'm all about being kids. Hey, I went to college, I didn't
• 1:05:18
  go to college student not be children.
• 1:05:20
  Amen, to that. Which college did you go to?
• 1:05:23
  Let's not get into that Community College.
• 1:05:26
  Fucking, let's there were. There were commercials for it
• 1:05:29
  back on tech TV in the daylight would like that commercials now.
• 1:05:34
  Where you see all the homosexuals hugging each other
• 1:05:36
  because they graduated know if you need to hit the ones, you
• 1:05:39
  don't see commercials for because the schools don't
• 1:05:41
  fucking exist but nobody questions that anymore.
• 1:05:47
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• 1:07:41
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• 1:07:56
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• 1:08:02
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• 1:08:05
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• 1:08:13
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• 1:08:19
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:09:14
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• 1:09:25
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• 1:09:30
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• 1:09:42
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• 1:10:25
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• 1:10:29
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• 1:10:41
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• 1:10:42
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• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:49
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• 1:13:44
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• 1:15:12
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• 1:15:15
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• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:32
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• 1:16:48
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• 1:16:53
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• 1:17:00
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• 1:17:26
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• 1:17:28
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• 1:17:32
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• 1:17:39
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• 1:17:41
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• 1:17:46
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• 1:17:49
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  on around for my backup. Oh dear.
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• 1:18:28
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• 1:18:34
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• 1:19:08
  Sammy. I mean, I don't have to I mean
• 1:19:42
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• 1:19:46
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• 1:19:49
  it. Anna.
• 1:19:50
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• 1:19:53
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• 1:19:57
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  anymore. Yeah, probably burn.
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  Please with the lead us off the internet from ever being there.
• 1:21:00
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• 1:21:22
  nerd, Appreciate y'all having us on.
• 1:21:36
  We're probably going to wrap it up for the night for us.
• 1:21:39
  Yeah, all righty. I appreciate you guys coming on.
• 1:21:42
  Well, wake you, well, where can people find you real quick?
• 1:21:46
  What were you guys? Yeah, you can find us on
• 1:21:48
  Twitter. Yeah, you can find us on
• 1:21:51
  Twitter, we're on Twitter. We don't really do the whole
• 1:22:02
  website thing. I guess we need to make one but
• 1:22:04
  we got kind of a generic way. Now.
• 1:22:06
  But yeah, you can find us on there.
• 1:22:08
  Any podcast Network where on there, we release our shows,
• 1:22:11
  every Tuesday and Saturday. So we got one coming up this
• 1:22:14
  Tuesday, and then we got our Christmas Eve, special Saturday.
• 1:22:19
  So very good gentlemen. And another, you can, when we
• 1:22:24
  get our website up in the background, we're going to have
• 1:22:26
  a line of salt. I appreciate that.
• 1:22:32
  So yeah. And I mean, I've never told the
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  soul story before For so it's a that its new lore, but people
• 1:22:39
  like it. So I like it.
• 1:22:41
  I appreciate you guys. Thanks for having us on.
• 1:22:43
  Yeah, no. Thanks for coming on.
• 1:22:46
  Yeah, anytime anytime. Alrighty.
• 1:22:50
  Thank you guys. And what I liked about that was
• 1:22:58
  pretty fun, so interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:03
  I mean, I always like to, I mean, I was like to give people,
• 1:23:08
  especially smaller podcast of chance to come on and oh, yeah,
• 1:23:13
  you know, share their stuff. Since, you know, I was once in
• 1:23:19
  that position myself. So, but, yeah, and he gave News
• 1:23:25
  for this week or I have I have not had a chance to get news,
• 1:23:32
  but I figured we have enough to talk about after the big
• 1:23:36
  reasons. You know, minor news is not
• 1:23:40
  really going to compare to what's happened lately.
• 1:23:43
  Yeah. So what are you thought?
• 1:23:45
  Well, first off I have to ask you, what are your thoughts on
• 1:23:48
  the whole? Cyberpunk hype hype.
• 1:23:55
  Lets it, that's it, I'm high. I'm gonna day one.
• 1:23:58
  Be there. Yeah.
• 1:24:01
  Yeah, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be there with Johnny's
• 1:24:04
  mullerian Rebecca's guts and I'm gonna be mowing through whatever
• 1:24:08
  they put in front of me. I am well, I mean, I'm just let
• 1:24:12
  me just say this as a fan of Idris Elba.
• 1:24:16
  I'm, I'm through, I don't even know who is character supposed
• 1:24:20
  to be it, but I'm just thrilled that we're getting Idris Elba
• 1:24:23
  and Keanu, Reeves in the same fucking You know Universe now?
• 1:24:30
  Oh yeah. That that's, that is amazing.
• 1:24:35
  And by the way, if we ever do get Oh fuck.
• 1:24:44
  Now I'm laying out a name. Not Johnny's silver hand but
• 1:24:49
  whose black hand? Yeah.
• 1:24:50
  If we yeah if we ever get Morgan black hand please cast Thomas
• 1:24:55
  Jane as Morgan Black Hand. Passed out.
• 1:25:03
  Cast the guy that did guile. Wow, guillem fucking no.
• 1:25:08
  Not guillem. Retarded.
• 1:25:10
  Cassie guy who did cable and Deadpool.
• 1:25:14
  No, I know I'm saying Cass. I'm saying cast, the old-school
• 1:25:18
  Punisher. Oh no, I'm saying cast.
• 1:25:21
  The guy that recently did cable if you're going to do black
• 1:25:24
  hand, but that's just me. Oh, oh yeah.
• 1:25:28
  He'd be pretty good too. So, and then you got to find the
• 1:25:32
  right level between badass and kind of chubby.
• 1:25:36
  That's a hard blend for ha. Yeah.
• 1:25:41
  So so yeah. Do I'm excited for Phantom
• 1:25:44
  Liberty? I think it's gonna be badass and
• 1:25:46
  think it could be baller. I don't care how much it is.
• 1:25:49
  I don't care how long it is. I don't care what it comes with.
• 1:25:52
  Give it to me. I will consume it.
• 1:25:53
  I am a hungry hungry cyberpunk. Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Say, I mean I'm pretty much in the same boat.
• 1:26:02
  I love that game and that get that game made me fall in love
• 1:26:07
  with the whole genre again. In fact, I'm thinking I might do
• 1:26:10
  a re-watch of Blade Runner here and in the next few days.
• 1:26:14
  So e, other than that, like any thoughts on?
• 1:26:20
  I mean the big news was Elden ring, Got Game of the Year which
• 1:26:25
  Didn't really surprise anyone no surprise to me they got robbed
• 1:26:30
  of a lot of shit. Thanks to God a fucking War but
• 1:26:33
  oh yeah besides that. Yeah I know, there were some
• 1:26:37
  cool trailer for some stuff that's trending to has been
• 1:26:41
  announced and is happening and cool hype.
• 1:26:45
  Cool. First trailer I don't need to
• 1:26:46
  see another trailer till the game releases.
• 1:26:48
  I'm good. I'll be buying special edition,
• 1:26:52
  maybe the consul depending when that comes out.
• 1:26:55
  So, that'll be fun. Street Fighter, looking good,
• 1:27:01
  tank in looking, good for what we saw yet.
• 1:27:05
  There are some cool indie games. There's one that was kind of
• 1:27:07
  like kind of Blade Runner e. Pixel art.
• 1:27:11
  With, like, modern lighting looked really cool.
• 1:27:13
  Party animals. Totally fucking down for party
• 1:27:16
  animals. That looks fantastic.
• 1:27:18
  I saw there's like that. There's like some sort of GK
• 1:27:21
  clone with like Danny Glover and Kim Basinger.
• 1:27:28
  I think that sounds familiar. I don't remember exactly what it
• 1:27:34
  is. Yeah.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah there was a lot of stuff that just kind of blurred passed
• 1:27:38
  me. The God of War speech going on
• 1:27:43
  way too long. They tried to play music off and
• 1:27:46
  then they just cut him off because he took way too fucking
• 1:27:49
  long. We had Duncan Sheik Riad Al
• 1:27:51
  Pacino, we had dunkaccino out there We had flute guy.
• 1:27:57
  And then we had Orthodox, Rabbi Bill Clinton.
• 1:28:01
  Yeah. Well, yeah, we're try.
• 1:28:02
  I mean which I saw and whilst memes of, but that's part of the
• 1:28:06
  show best. I didn't believe it.
• 1:28:08
  The second it was happening. I was I was fucking beside
• 1:28:11
  myself. And God that was the best part
• 1:28:14
  of the show that was the best goddamn part of the show.
• 1:28:16
  I Mena, I mean, Rabbi Bill Clinton was great and even
• 1:28:22
  though I'm not like surprisingly, I'm still like
• 1:28:26
  costly. I'm still cautious about this
• 1:28:29
  game, but the trailer for suicide.
• 1:28:32
  Killed the Justice League. Oh, that was a cool segment.
• 1:28:36
  That was cool. I am caught I'm kind of iffy on
• 1:28:40
  like the concept of suicide game but I appreciated the tribute to
• 1:28:44
  Kevin Conroy. That they that they did so that
• 1:28:49
  was real cool. Yeah that was that was cool
• 1:28:51
  shit. So I mean Rocksteady they did
• 1:28:56
  great with the Arkham games. I'm not sure how suicide game
• 1:29:02
  would like to run out but yeah I mean hey anything's possible but
• 1:29:08
  as I say don't ever hold your breath for anything, just be
• 1:29:11
  pleasantly excited. Like Final Fantasy 16, I don't
• 1:29:14
  give a fuck, I'll probably play it, but I'm not gettin hype.
• 1:29:20
  No sir. Yeah, no.
• 1:29:23
  No. I mean yeah the only thing I'm
• 1:29:26
  really hyped up for I mean is the only thing I'm hyped up for
• 1:29:30
  at this point is fanned more Liberty and then and I'm Liberty
• 1:29:33
  and party animals. One then.
• 1:29:38
  Even though we ain't gonna do shit.
• 1:29:39
  Like I'm also, I'm waiting for a new for mood, for more news, on
• 1:29:45
  Spider-Man 2. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:51
  That'll that. The next news on that will
• 1:29:54
  probably come when they have a release date.
• 1:29:57
  I'm going to guess at this point because they're they're
• 1:30:01
  established, they just need the time and I don't think they're
• 1:30:04
  going to try to tease or hype anything along until it's
• 1:30:07
  completely ready or at least ready enough where they can say
• 1:30:12
  we can hit this target date. Yeah, and then and then the
• 1:30:20
  other thing I want to ask you, I know I know you're not like a
• 1:30:24
  huge Sony guy but like the last of us is being made into a TV
• 1:30:30
  show and I do not hold on, Sam. I Am A and insane.
• 1:30:34
  Sony guy, I have been Sony since Sony done been so need.
• 1:30:39
  Like my father was a fan of Sony audio equipment.
• 1:30:43
  Like Sony runs through my blood 100%.
• 1:30:46
  Aunt. Why would why I have some
• 1:30:48
  problems with him lately? Well I am wearing xm3 is right
• 1:30:54
  now, exactly. Yeah, so I'm just don't get it
• 1:30:57
  twisted. Like if there's one brand I've
• 1:30:59
  had loyalty to it is Sony and Oakland station.
• 1:31:03
  Well that one. Okay.
• 1:31:04
  Well yeah you and I both I mean I have a I have a PS5 so but I
• 1:31:10
  will say this. I mean, the last verse I loved
• 1:31:15
  the first one as a A lot of people did and I hate zombie
• 1:31:19
  horror games. I loved part 2.
• 1:31:24
  Yeah, I mean II don't think very few is as bad as people say, it
• 1:31:30
  is but not great. However, thanks extraneous.
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  Extremely boobs. Unscented training boobs, but
• 1:31:40
  they censored Bay Devil May Cry ass crack.
• 1:31:44
  I'll dunk on it for that alone. I don't care how good your story
• 1:31:47
  is. I don't care how good your
• 1:31:48
  graphics are. I don't give a fuck what you
• 1:31:49
  got. You did that shit and fuck all.
• 1:31:52
  Wait wait, when was there tranny shit in?
• 1:31:54
  The last is hard to, I just finished a playthrough of that
• 1:31:58
  one and the one where there was having sex with the with the
• 1:32:00
  Abbey or whoever I mean it, I mean, it's was yes.
• 1:32:08
  I saw ramming of the ass. Are you sure?
• 1:32:13
  I saw a man on trainee sex. I know what I saw.
• 1:32:19
  Sam V was Zero. He was fucking livid.
• 1:32:25
  I mean, maybe I maybe I just blanked here your mind like
• 1:32:31
  comatose to you for a moment to protect you from the mental
• 1:32:34
  damage. You could have received.
• 1:32:37
  Listen, I'm just, I am so sorry that know that Neil druckmann
• 1:32:42
  kill. Killed July off because we had
• 1:32:46
  to do something bold for the series.
• 1:32:48
  No. Okay.
• 1:32:50
  I get that Troy Baker, the sucky actor, but Joel is the character
• 1:32:58
  of Joel is still fucking terrific.
• 1:33:02
  Absolutely. On the other hand, in this, why
• 1:33:08
  bring up The Last of Us? Rhyme William, Wollaston throws
• 1:33:14
  for the HBO series. You should be less than thrilled
• 1:33:19
  about any TV. Modern TV adaptation of a
• 1:33:24
  videogame property. I mean I am.
• 1:33:26
  I've been burned by The Hitman series being poorly adapted.
• 1:33:31
  Max Payne was a fucking travesty Misty.
• 1:33:34
  And I mean, yep. I mean shit that gate.
• 1:33:39
  So yeah, like I'm in The Last of Us, this looks like a fan film.
• 1:33:47
  Basically, I mean it's that's almost where it's at.
• 1:33:52
  It's it's it's the same reason why you're having problems with
• 1:33:56
  the Witcher and shit like that. You're having people that don't
• 1:33:58
  care about the property, try to put their own spin on the
• 1:34:01
  property and it's just, it's garbage.
• 1:34:07
  I mean, if you're going to do something important, like,
• 1:34:10
  Netflix or HBO, at least like, put some effort into it.
• 1:34:13
  But, like now I've seen, I've seen, like college, you know,
• 1:34:19
  fan films. Oh, don't get me wrong.
• 1:34:22
  There's, there's good like HBO stuff in this time.
• 1:34:25
  The other H, it's who's running the production, who got the
• 1:34:28
  convincing? And it's just a shame.
• 1:34:33
  Yeah, I know that. That's what I'm saying is like,
• 1:34:35
  a lot of these tears could be good, but it's like it's like
• 1:34:39
  jeez, you know, they're the worst kind of people were the
• 1:34:42
  ones that got first in line. Yeah.
• 1:34:47
  So now I'm sorry about that. I'm pretty nonplussed on it all
• 1:34:52
  honestly it's Just another thing from my brain to be like, yeah,
• 1:34:59
  that happened. I guess like at the game awards
• 1:35:02
  and they were announcing live movie adaptations and then they
• 1:35:04
  announced the Uncharted move in. I'm like, wait, what?
• 1:35:08
  That was a thing. Didn't they just do an Uncharted
• 1:35:12
  movie? Yeah.
• 1:35:13
  And they got nominated for a movie adaptation to the game
• 1:35:16
  awards. I didn't know they made it.
• 1:35:23
  Well yeah. And I mean and I mean I've been
• 1:35:26
  playing through the first one again and it's good but fuck
• 1:35:31
  taught. Tom Holland is too young to play
• 1:35:34
  Nathan Drake and then don't forget like we're getting a
• 1:35:37
  fucking Another Silent Hill movie.
• 1:35:43
  That's just literally going to be a rip of the second game and
• 1:35:46
  be worse as a result, and then they're making a game around the
• 1:35:50
  movie, not a remake of the game to be the game, but a remake of
• 1:35:54
  the game, for the movie, That's why this essay to remake is
• 1:35:57
  happening, by the way. It's happening because they're
• 1:36:00
  doing the movie. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:02
  Yeah. That's why all the figures and
• 1:36:05
  statues that were announced were all Silent Hill 2 if there's if
• 1:36:09
  there's any if there's a movie abdication of game that needs to
• 1:36:12
  get remade, it's Spider-Man 2. I mean, yeah, and not and not
• 1:36:20
  even remade. Just like I get, I don't know,
• 1:36:24
  just like upgraded or remastered.
• 1:36:29
  Or whatever it just all needs to stop there, just needs to be new
• 1:36:34
  fucking ideas. Like I like I just got done
• 1:36:39
  literally today. Playing a fantastic fucking
• 1:36:43
  video game. That is unique.
• 1:36:45
  I've never seen anything like it.
• 1:36:47
  Come before it, or after it is fan-fucking-tastic.
• 1:36:51
  And I will never ever see anything close to it ever again.
• 1:36:57
  And that is goddamn racing Lagoon on the PlayStation 1.
• 1:37:00
  Holy fucking shit. If you want a unique ass fucking
• 1:37:03
  story in a fucking racing RPG game oh my God, there's nothing
• 1:37:08
  else like it I've heard I've heard racing Lagoon is.
• 1:37:13
  Yeah, I've heard that's fantastic.
• 1:37:15
  So it's something we got robbed of in the fucking West and it is
• 1:37:21
  it is Peak Square. Creativity.
• 1:37:23
  Amidst the same levels of iron hand.
• 1:37:26
  You're fucking Final Fantasy Tactics, Parasite Eve threads of
• 1:37:33
  Fate, just any any of the fucking square properties back
• 1:37:38
  then, unique new different trying, new shit.
• 1:37:43
  And no, it's we got to make a Call of Duty 2 again.
• 1:37:50
  Go fuck yourself. Yeah, P.
• 1:37:53
  Yeah, people have been trying to amazing to bought, like, by Call
• 1:37:56
  of Duty ghosts, and I'm like, nah, I'm not, I'm not spending a
• 1:38:03
  dime, not spending $99 for the deluxe edition of ghosts, which
• 1:38:08
  I've heard is, I mean, like, Call of Duty, how many call, how
• 1:38:14
  many Call of Duty's, do they have to be 14, 15?
• 1:38:19
  I think we're at. I don't know if that counts
• 1:38:22
  re-releases or not. I think it does.
• 1:38:26
  It's too much. It's too much.
• 1:38:28
  It's the genre fatigue. And as long as they keep
• 1:38:31
  selling, they'll keep fucking doing it but that's the same
• 1:38:34
  reason. Why new shit doesn't happen.
• 1:38:39
  I mean, same the same with the same with the movie industry.
• 1:38:42
  And oh yeah. And we, I mean, even with the
• 1:38:46
  comic book industry, so but I mean I mean I guess I guess the
• 1:38:54
  my my take on the game awards is it's a literal is a little bit
• 1:39:00
  more tolerable than I guess to the Academy Awards and what not
• 1:39:05
  but But it's all really saying much.
• 1:39:09
  Well well that's what I was at say, it's like it's a super low
• 1:39:13
  bar, right? You know, at the end of the day,
• 1:39:19
  it's like the most entertaining award show but it's still like a
• 1:39:24
  super low bar. Yeah.
• 1:39:26
  So But anyway so yeah best part was former Orthodox.
• 1:39:37
  Rabbi Bill Clinton Elizabeth part of the show I would say so
• 1:39:42
  too. And I mean congrats to eldering
• 1:39:46
  I guess I know you were reserved Yeah, I mean very well deserved
• 1:39:53
  and very out very obvious to you.
• 1:39:55
  And I mean also can also can got I would say this, congrats to CD
• 1:40:01
  PR for kind of the. I feel like this was the year of
• 1:40:05
  the Revival for cyberpunk. So, Yeah, you guys did it.
• 1:40:12
  Twenty twenty twenty twenty three is going to be the year of
• 1:40:16
  Keanu, because we're getting cyberpunk fandom Liberty, and
• 1:40:24
  we're also getting a John Wick for.
• 1:40:27
  So, It's gonna be a good year is good Keanu.
• 1:40:32
  Fans are eating good. Eating very good.
• 1:40:37
  Yep. We will, we will be eating good.
• 1:40:40
  So Anything else knows? Knows news goes or anything like
• 1:40:47
  that. Nothing honestly man I it's I've
• 1:40:51
  been I've been dealing with work stuff this past week, so I've
• 1:40:55
  not had a chance to look up, but I've had not had a chance to
• 1:40:58
  play a fucking video games - today.
• 1:41:01
  Today, I thought, you know what, I'm taking time off from me.
• 1:41:04
  I was doing work. I was resting.
• 1:41:06
  Now I'm going to finish out this video game and then I realized
• 1:41:09
  I'll fuck we have a show tonight.
• 1:41:11
  Okay, we'll just roll it. I do have to ask you have that
• 1:41:16
  to ask, how honest. So my personal note is York.
• 1:41:21
  Does your company require you to do like Christmas parties as
• 1:41:25
  like a, as like work thing? No, it's not required.
• 1:41:31
  No we, it's optional, it's option.
• 1:41:34
  Okay, I like to because free food well, yeah, little like
• 1:41:40
  fucking gift swaps. Or whatever like that.
• 1:41:42
  So it's no big thing to me. Yeah.
• 1:41:44
  Yeah, those are fun. I add like a, I mean I do
• 1:41:49
  freelance work but I had a client that was like, that was
• 1:41:53
  like they basically mandated but even like her Freelancers come
• 1:41:57
  to like the virtual and it was like, I'm sorry.
• 1:42:03
  But a virtual, what's the Goddamn point?
• 1:42:05
  Like, what the fuck? Well, after the last two years,
• 1:42:08
  like, I am, I'm done with like, Zoom.
• 1:42:11
  Christmas parties and whatnot. Like, yeah.
• 1:42:14
  Like like I have to do this. But to just do like a zoom call.
• 1:42:21
  We're like, I'm drinking beer with like 18 other squares.
• 1:42:26
  Yeah. Virtual parties are literal
• 1:42:31
  cancer. That's, that's some fucking
• 1:42:33
  commie shit. So well, I mean that's what
• 1:42:38
  Gavin Newsom wants to do. But sniper, happy news with you
• 1:42:46
  Sam. He's always something fed.
• 1:42:49
  Well, well I do have some happy news speaking of virtual
• 1:42:53
  parties. I am planning one for this
• 1:42:56
  Thursday, so if people can make it to that livestream, terrific,
• 1:43:06
  if not, you know, that's cool too.
• 1:43:10
  I might, depending on whether or not I am In an inner city or
• 1:43:15
  not. You know, sometimes you gotta,
• 1:43:18
  you got people, you got to visit, you know, doors, you
• 1:43:21
  gotta knock on, you know, things you got to get in.
• 1:43:25
  We shall see so. Well, if I don't see if I don't
• 1:43:30
  get the chance to see you before you know the holidays Merry
• 1:43:34
  Christmas. I guess to you as well.
• 1:43:38
  Yeah. Well yeah.
• 1:43:39
  Because we're going to be able to do it Saturday.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah. That's right.
• 1:43:41
  Because that'll be Christmas Eve.
• 1:43:43
  Yeah. So we'll see for sure.
• 1:43:44
  But yeah I mean I'm not And I mean, as much as I love this
• 1:43:49
  show, I love the holiday more. Oh yeah, I know.
• 1:43:53
  I don't blame you in the slightest.
• 1:43:55
  So I'm not, I'm not that desperate for YouTube, or
• 1:43:59
  podcast cloud or one of the. Yeah, that's a I'll watch Mr.
• 1:44:04
  Met occurs, lonely, fucks Christmas streams, but yeah,
• 1:44:11
  hosting a show. The little tooth sad for me.
• 1:44:15
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:16
  On that note on that note, let me just say I am also if the
• 1:44:20
  rumors are true and that Medicare is going to be retiring
• 1:44:24
  like officially Because he's dying.
• 1:44:30
  Well, Jim Bell. I mean I wish I wish I had
• 1:44:32
  discovered you earlier, but it's been fun catching up on all your
• 1:44:36
  content for the past 22 years. So I guess hats off to you sir
• 1:44:45
  and I'll say that shit when it comes to it.
• 1:44:47
  Who knows? That fucker may live another
• 1:44:48
  five years? Yeah, well well here, well
• 1:44:52
  here's hoping right? Because all the good people die
• 1:44:55
  young and all the like Ralph is going 11 toys. 99, so fucking
• 1:45:02
  sadly. I know, right?
• 1:45:07
  But But anyway, on a good fucking same.
• 1:45:11
  You gotta end these shows on better knows, man.
• 1:45:13
  This is so fucking holidays, dude.
• 1:45:15
  Like everybody go watch. Charlie Brown, Christmas special
• 1:45:18
  go wash. The, the nigga version of a to
• 1:45:21
  on YouTube. Like, come on, go go to
• 1:45:23
  yourselves up. It's the holidays.
• 1:45:25
  Why the Christmas tree? Now watch?
• 1:45:28
  I mean, I mean, go watch die-hard, which is actually
• 1:45:31
  Chris, which is actually a feel-good Christmas movie in a,
• 1:45:35
  in a sense with the Kranks go watch that too.
• 1:45:39
  Adam Sandler, one day it's gonna be happy to listen to Sammy and
• 1:45:42
  it's depressing ass fucking talk about Medicare gee.
• 1:45:46
  I mean, the one thing I'm the one thing I am irritated at is
• 1:45:51
  Gene called Jingle All The Way, which is a great Christmas.
• 1:45:55
  We did not make on it on any of the lists.
• 1:45:59
  It has Phil Hartman the white grateful Hartman, the people who
• 1:46:03
  make those lists are fucking nerds, don't listen to him,
• 1:46:06
  Sammy there, they're all fucking there and not the cool kind.
• 1:46:08
  And of nerds like the guys have played cyberpunk and where the
• 1:46:11
  leather coat trench coats and the mirrored Shades.
• 1:46:13
  No I mean the lame nerds, who do that kind of shit?
• 1:46:17
  I mean I mean I don't listen to them like I liked I liked to
• 1:46:21
  laugh at them and point out what it is, they are.
• 1:46:24
  Well, yeah, the the yeah, but jingle all the way is great.
• 1:46:30
  I mean, how I know it's old-fashioned corny, but it's a
• 1:46:34
  wonderful wife is pretty. Good too.
• 1:46:38
  Oh yeah of course 104 so so if you can enjoy that movie you
• 1:46:43
  have no soul but I do agree with that one.
• 1:46:49
  Yeah. Have a some people laugh during
• 1:46:51
  Christmas. I also have a soul.
• 1:46:54
  It's the holidays Kovac. Kovac.
• 1:46:56
  It is fucking over. No it's not.
• 1:47:00
  I know people still getting covid.
• 1:47:02
  Shut the fuck what they've made over.
• 1:47:04
  Okay. Well, it what's that like over
• 1:47:06
  over like, but I'm glad to see people like out and about and
• 1:47:11
  doing shit for the holidays. Instead of being like all doing
• 1:47:14
  gloomy like, oh, oh, we better stay in and not have House.
• 1:47:19
  Like any Critter, like it was nice to go to fucking Christmas
• 1:47:23
  hard. It is here.
• 1:47:24
  Oh yeah, that I do so. Yeah.
• 1:47:28
  The this fear-mongering people aren't stupid about it anymore.
• 1:47:31
  Yeah. I guess I'm glad that
• 1:47:34
  fear-mongering is over. Yeah.
• 1:47:40
  All righty, anything from shat, any super chats or anything,
• 1:47:49
  what is sandwich? Does Sammy yours.
• 1:47:52
  Your stay is shaped stupidly. I know, I know 42 has a weird
• 1:47:58
  shape. I can't listen.
• 1:48:00
  I only live here. I didn't get to decide God.
• 1:48:05
  Like I said, at the beginning, God has a wicked sense of humor
• 1:48:08
  and he's the Great. I need it because he met a
• 1:48:12
  foreigner to weird-ass shape when he made this and put
• 1:48:18
  weird-ass people in it, too. Oh God.
• 1:48:22
  Yeah, that's for sure. But a my folks, you know, I
• 1:48:29
  guess that'll do for now it show.
• 1:48:31
  So thanks to our guests for coming on.
• 1:48:35
  Go check them out. I could.
• 1:48:37
  But thanks for coming on as well as always, I know it's been a
• 1:48:41
  while. It's been a rough month.
• 1:48:46
  I'm trying, I promise what was it?
• 1:48:49
  I get it. The holidays.
• 1:48:54
  The holidays like the holidays. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:49:00
  Maya. I am crying because it was like
• 1:49:04
  folks on our side, serious note, if there's any, if there was any
• 1:49:09
  time I need you to pay Valley money then to donate is super
• 1:49:14
  chats. It's this time of year because
• 1:49:17
  my checkbook might because my bank account is crying.
• 1:49:24
  About as crippled As You Are. Almost almost, but not quite
• 1:49:31
  Tyler. We don't ever forget that love
• 1:49:35
  you, too. I got, I got to when apexes in
• 1:49:38
  here. I don't normally do it, but
• 1:49:39
  apex's in here. I gotta I gotta pick up the
• 1:49:41
  slack, a little know. I know, I appreciate it.
• 1:49:45
  Listen, if people listen, I would rather have that than the
• 1:49:48
  people are like, oh, we're sorry, we're so sorry.
• 1:49:52
  Your handicap now. Yeah, I know gopher.
• 1:49:55
  Gopher. Fuck yourself.
• 1:49:57
  So right? Yeah, I know, you know, I guess
• 1:50:03
  happy holidays, everyone. It's You know, I'm over this
• 1:50:09
  year 2023. Let's bring it on, hopefully it
• 1:50:12
  won't suck. So it's going to suck is just
• 1:50:16
  hopefully it'll suck less. But no, I agree with Sammy.
• 1:50:19
  Happy holidays, Merry Christmas, the thing with the Jewish
• 1:50:23
  holiday Hanukkah, whatever you fuck you guys do for Kwanzaa and
• 1:50:28
  if you're Chinese hey I'll see you guys on Christmas.
• 1:50:32
  Have that Buffet ready to go? Yeah, you show.
• 1:50:38
  Love to everybody here on this show.
• 1:50:40
  All right, yeah, peace and love and we'll see you on Thursday.
• 1:50:45
  So yeah, that's good. All righty, folks.
• 1:50:50
  Talk to you then, and we'll talk at you down the road.
• 1:50:56
  Have a good one. Thanks for listening to the
• 1:51:01
  Whitfield report on. The NGC Network.
• 1:51:05
  Please visit Sam's website at www.ge.com, Whitfield.com and
• 1:51:12
  supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
• 1:51:17
  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
• 1:51:23
  Freedom Legacy in that order. Thanks for listening to the
• 1:51:01
  Whitfield report on. The NGC Network.
• 1:51:05
  Please visit Sam's website at www.ge.com, Whitfield.com and
• 1:51:12
  supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
• 1:51:17
  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
• 1:51:23
  Freedom Legacy in that order.