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Steve Gerben | Son of a Boy Dad #426 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: This is cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad getting here. Have you
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  Speaker 1: not You don't drive to New York?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I hate I hate driving generally. And then here,
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  Speaker 5: it's just here if you want to. I just want
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  Speaker 5: to see what it wants.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, this is video game thing.
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  Speaker 5: There was no by the way, there's no time to
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  Speaker 5: process anything. I just to I walked in and then
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  Speaker 5: we're you know, I'm just kind of looking at the stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there might be some Portuguese chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: It's a Portuguese chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate that. I don't want it. You're bad at
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  Speaker 5: taking gifts, Guys.
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  Speaker 3: When did you become so rude?
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  Speaker 5: What I've always been this way? What are the so?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Take it in, take it.
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  Speaker 6: In, funny.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna have to make go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: You're the nicest person I know until you're not.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, have I been anything, but I've been mad.
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  Speaker 5: You could be mad.
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  Speaker 3: Our correspondence, is you leaving me three minutes of the kindest,
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  Speaker 3: most sincere voice notes I've ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: You're incredibly sweet.
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  Speaker 3: We usually talk about golf and like, you know, missing
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  Speaker 3: each other and stuff like that, wanting to hang out more.
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  Speaker 1: Who initiated? Are you initiating? Are you returning the same
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  Speaker 1: energy that he's giving or is it? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: I turn to wait. If he talks about golf stuff,
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  Speaker 5: then I give back. I'm just looking for any reason
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  Speaker 5: to talk about.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm not all good, all good, I like it, but.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so the drive here, you're in the Lincoln Tunnel
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  Speaker 5: and then it goes, hey, you gotta get over.
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  Speaker 6: You can't get over, you can't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at white double double, not even double white,
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  Speaker 5: but like pilt like white plastic.
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  Speaker 6: Cones, like you can just go.
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  Speaker 3: You'll bend those go.
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  Speaker 5: No, sometimes you got to I have to. Well I
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  Speaker 5: refuse to do that. So then it's I'm going left
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  Speaker 5: and I have to wait my fate of like what's coming.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I got ten minutes. It's bump bumper.
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  Speaker 6: So then you don't know if it's going to add
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  Speaker 6: like an hour onto the trip to right.
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  Speaker 5: So then I like, you know, a couple of rights,
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  Speaker 5: and then I'm on another road and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's interesting. There's like those white you know gizmos again.
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  Speaker 3: Not a good sign, and I go, that's god.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of smart because for lanes you separated and
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  Speaker 5: keep putting, and then all of a sudden it starts
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  Speaker 5: going right again, and it's like keep left like I can't,
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  Speaker 5: and then it stick me back to the Lincoln Tunnel.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you gotta get off where where that happens with?
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  Speaker 3: So you went back through the tunnel, through the tunnel.
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  Speaker 6: Three times? Is you gonna go back again?
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  Speaker 5: I suppose you'd say four times because it was in out.
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  Speaker 6: Well yeah, yet you will.
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  Speaker 3: You will eventually have done for four lengths.
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  Speaker 5: So then I tried to call you. I'm in the tunnel,
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  Speaker 5: can't call you.
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  Speaker 3: I called you, and all we heard you picked up,
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  Speaker 3: and you went, I might just go home.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going home. I might just turn around, and then
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  Speaker 6: you and you were like hang on, and then you
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  Speaker 6: hung up because.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, I'm here. You're on speaker
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, guys, I guess that's the guest
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  Speaker 3: for the day.
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  Speaker 5: Appropriate response. So then the only Reson didn't go directly
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  Speaker 5: home was because he was still trying to reroute me.
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  Speaker 5: And then I was in New Territory, so I was
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  Speaker 5: like the safest thing with you.
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  Speaker 3: To try You had to follow the GPS because it
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  Speaker 3: was telling you to come to keep trying.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, there's so many Why do people like this?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my, it's terrible. I've had it. I've had it
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  Speaker 6: in the Holland Tunnel where I've got that happened where
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  Speaker 6: like we got caught in the go back again and
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  Speaker 6: I was in like an uber and I just got out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, man. I was like, there's no way I'm
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  Speaker 6: going through the tunnel two times again, like I'm just
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  Speaker 6: going to take the train or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible,
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  Speaker 6: but that it happens on both of his tunnels.
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  Speaker 5: If there was there's like a place to pull over
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  Speaker 5: and cry.
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  Speaker 1: But there's there's.
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  Speaker 6: Stop.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to fight through. God forbid you, like
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  Speaker 1: open your window in the Holland Tunnel in cancer, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You die immediately.
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  Speaker 3: It's just it's a bong of exhaust.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, it's a nasty hot box, but that is
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  Speaker 1: a frustrating drive crying in your car. Imagine if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have GPS. That was fucking a terrible era. I
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  Speaker 1: remember having to drive to North Jersey with printed out
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  Speaker 1: directions on map quest and like I couldn't figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: So I was calling my dad to go over a
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  Speaker 1: map in real time with me, and I was like
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  Speaker 1: spazzing on my dad, just like it was his fault
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  Speaker 1: that I was lost in North Jersey. I was fucking crying.
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  Speaker 1: I think I cried after where it's just driving losing it.
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  Speaker 1: It's frustrating.
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  Speaker 5: It's so frustrating.
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  Speaker 6: Road rage is real. You get road rage a lot
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  Speaker 6: or situations like that.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even say that was road Maybe there was.
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  Speaker 6: You were you were raging directly at the road.
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  Speaker 3: Infrastructure, city planning rage, city planning rage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just mowing that thing down though it would just be.
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  Speaker 6: A pe pe and it's terrifying. But I only did
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  Speaker 6: it because the car in front of me did it,
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  Speaker 6: and then I was like, fucking I'm doing it too
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  Speaker 6: interesting And you think it's going to be a scene,
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  Speaker 6: but it really it's a it's a very fluid motion
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  Speaker 6: just go right over.
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  Speaker 1: If they did. But if they didn't want you to
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  Speaker 1: drive over those things, they wouldn't make them bent.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, they definitely don't want you to drive
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  Speaker 3: you know, you know you know the wheel on Wheel
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  Speaker 3: of Fortune, you know how the little Yeah, exactly like
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  Speaker 3: and it kind of it goes over the knobs and
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  Speaker 3: bends a little.
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  Speaker 6: That's that's you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's by design.
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  Speaker 6: If it's an orange cone, you're fucked at least I
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  Speaker 6: know for next time too.
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  Speaker 1: Are you worried about breaking the rules or that it
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  Speaker 1: would damage your vehicle?
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  Speaker 5: Both? Yeah, I mean if you've never done that.
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  Speaker 1: It's also nasty. The one tunnel you go through and
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  Speaker 1: it's just like a loop and it's just like six
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  Speaker 1: different exits and it's like Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, which one is that?
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  Speaker 3: That's down in Tribeca. It's coming out of.
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  Speaker 1: The Holland Tunnel. You go through the Holland Tunnel and
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  Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, send you on a fucking express
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  Speaker 1: way to a town you don't even want to go to.
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  Speaker 1: It's brutal and dangerous.
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  Speaker 6: Or even getting off of that tunnel, like if you're
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  Speaker 6: turning onto Hudson, if you don't get to the right
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  Speaker 6: immediately you got to do another loop.
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  Speaker 3: Can't get over way out of the holland I don't
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  Speaker 3: think you can keep going around that loop.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you can't.
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  Speaker 3: No, the last stop is the canal street.
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  Speaker 6: I make it. I make it a priority to get
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  Speaker 6: over to that right side.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It really is stressful though. It's like if you don't
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  Speaker 6: get over, you're like it's over. Like I'm fucked going back.
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  Speaker 5: In constantly having to just take people's lives in your
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  Speaker 5: hand driving because you have to.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we none of us really drop here. I drive
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  Speaker 6: a lot in the city though, like in Manhattan. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: You seem to have a good temperament for it.
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  Speaker 3: I've gotten used to it. I also find my car
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  Speaker 3: to be a very peaceful place self driving. It's just
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  Speaker 3: like I love the air conditioning. I love the silence
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  Speaker 3: of it. I don't know, it's it's a zen box.
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  Speaker 6: That's good. It's good to have that relationship with that car.
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  Speaker 3: I say that, and then I'm also the guy that
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  Speaker 3: like myself flipping out when people use the shoulder to
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  Speaker 3: cut so I having silence.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he listens to No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I put it on for you. So it's not weird
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  Speaker 3: a gift.
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  Speaker 5: It's not weird to listen to nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: I think, I think like the whole way here today,
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  Speaker 6: like how long was your drive?
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  Speaker 5: I did? At one point I started to think, is
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  Speaker 5: that a Bruce Brigsing's song? And then I tried to
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  Speaker 5: listen to some Bruce But then I went back to
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  Speaker 5: the silence, be too careful.
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  Speaker 3: There's all that music going on.
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  Speaker 1: Music, and it wasn't for you today, Oh man, but
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  Speaker 1: I did. I did.
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  Speaker 5: Then listen. There's a Chemical Brothers song called go That.
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  Speaker 5: It's part of some Instagram reel that got me. It
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  Speaker 5: was like when it was just an image of a
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  Speaker 5: guy feeding a very woman a piece of cake, it
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  Speaker 5: was like when you're battery your phone batters if you
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  Speaker 5: got it all the charge just on this go by
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  Speaker 5: the back guy said, that's a good song. He's on
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  Speaker 5: the top of my likes.
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  Speaker 6: So do you just listen to that reel a couple
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  Speaker 6: of times that yes, the.
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  Speaker 1: Song from the real You're like, I'm the appetite for
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  Speaker 1: the song from the real.
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  Speaker 6: So you're a big sixty second preview.
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  Speaker 5: Guys that like you just like that.
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  Speaker 6: You just listen to songs in content I suppose or
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  Speaker 6: he said he downloaded it.
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  Speaker 1: You tell the song.
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  Speaker 6: She had on sopif oh, nice, nice nice. I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know if you had. So you listen to music,
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  Speaker 6: just not in the car.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, the car would be the place that I would.
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  Speaker 6: So you don't listen to music at all.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think, Francis, I don't. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: never heard you be like I like this or I
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  Speaker 1: guess a little bit. Olivia Dean was the last artist
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  Speaker 1: I remember.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like her. But you know what, I think.
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  Speaker 3: I look at music the same way that I sort
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  Speaker 3: of look at fantasy football, where I'm like, well, I
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  Speaker 3: play music, So why would I imagine it? Why would I.
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  Speaker 6: Might be the craziest thing you've ever said.
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  Speaker 3: On the pretend? Why you know, why would I actively
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  Speaker 3: pretend to participate in this?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I can do. I can do.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just wait till I get home and then play
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  Speaker 3: go by the Chemical.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have a pianist that you like.
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  Speaker 3: One singular?
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  Speaker 6: Well, who's your favorite? Who's your goat?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's a tough question because across different genres.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I like certain composers I like, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: want to talk about classical show.
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  Speaker 6: Start with class and then I really love as far.
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  Speaker 3: I love as from a more like modern sance. The
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  Speaker 3: the pianist in the band. You're gonna have to talk
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  Speaker 3: while I figured this out.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, Billy Joel was the answer to this.
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  Speaker 5: My favorite Bruce Bringing song would be the Christmas song.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is the best one. Probably.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like the rest of him?
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  Speaker 6: That's like a Christmas song? It's definitely not his best song.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like the rest of his ship? I mean
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  Speaker 1: I can't either.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I try all the time, or I've tried multiple times
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  Speaker 1: and went to a concert at Penn State. It's like
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  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars, it was all. I had three hours
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  Speaker 1: of him singing no songs I knew, and he just
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  Speaker 1: couldn't even get He couldn't even get there with his voice. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: his voice is like leaving him. I don't know. That
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  Speaker 1: was like fucking twenty years ago, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, shot, his voice was leaving him twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it was, dude. I saw. I saw just how the.
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  Speaker 6: Boss was peaking. That's that's how it's supposed to sound.
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  Speaker 1: Because he was trying to shout it. He was trying
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  Speaker 1: to also.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't have like any gree days personally.
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  Speaker 3: In them, but you know you are happyer, So that's
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  Speaker 3: why you can't relate to that song. But the whole
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  Speaker 3: point of song glorid is they'll pass you by by
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  Speaker 3: the way you're in your glory d.
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  Speaker 1: I did just say.
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  Speaker 6: He said that good.
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  Speaker 3: You need to take stock of it because they will
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  Speaker 3: pass you by and you'll look back on this time
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  Speaker 3: and say, I really wish I hadn't convinced myself I
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  Speaker 3: didn't have any glory days.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, no, no, I'm extremely aware of the glory
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  Speaker 5: of my days currently.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: But in relating to that song of like you know
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  Speaker 5: in high school, jock quarterback, jock quarterback, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I have. I've been at a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a deficit of glory lately, and I will say
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  Speaker 3: it definitely feels like I'm in a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: glory hole.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not a glory hole, bro, You're not getting
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  Speaker 1: stuck through a wall.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely in a glory hole.
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  Speaker 1: You're having glory right now. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Where's your lack of glory?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just hearing like three knocks, which means he's.
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  Speaker 1: Ready about to come. Yeah, I think you're having glory.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think you should should judge yourself
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  Speaker 1: so so uh so harsh.
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  Speaker 3: No, I actually feel pretty good. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 3: get to that glory whole joke. The mount Joy is
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  Speaker 3: the band I was thinking of, and the pianist.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, great, listen to them on the way home.
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  Speaker 3: They're great. Mount Joy is awesome.
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  Speaker 6: It's like a jam band or kind of kind of
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  Speaker 6: but but but more more uh from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they're from Philly. They're Philly guys.
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  Speaker 6: It's like Lumineers and Mumford and Sons, but like more
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  Speaker 6: like positive, you know, very happy. It feels music.
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  Speaker 1: That's great, it feels good for your body.
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  Speaker 6: Awesome, you would like them.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm like a little flemmy, a little.
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  Speaker 6: Under the weather.
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  Speaker 3: I was waiting for you say something.
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  Speaker 6: We were waiting for an apology.
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  Speaker 5: Well constantly.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't really, it didn't read its flemming to me. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, I didn't. I couldn't anything. But now that
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  Speaker 1: you've said it, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Going to be paying more anytime it was crept up,
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  Speaker 5: I've cleared it.
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  Speaker 1: But he was flemming yesterday, and he said, you've been
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  Speaker 1: sick as.
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  Speaker 6: A dog, and a sick dog. Feel good now though
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  Speaker 6: it's cleared up now, I haven't actually been sick as
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  Speaker 6: a dog.
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  Speaker 1: You do sound a little flemming now that I'm listening
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  Speaker 1: to you, though.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's if anything that's coming from him. He's passing
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  Speaker 6: over the flem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you too. You guys are just pung in front.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, he said, you caught it live like that.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of silent g's going.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sad day because you guys were supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be playing golf today.
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  Speaker 3: We were, and Steven wore his golf shoes.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: What happened? Why aren't you guys not playing rain the rain?
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  Speaker 3: He's the one who canceled.
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  Speaker 6: I would have played in the rain. You don't play
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: in the rain.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Well, but there was lightning. There was lightning.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Is there lightning?
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I mean that's what the icon said.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: If that's so, then then fair enough, yes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Because then it's a walking course. And then you're out.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: There and have you ever been out there when they
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: when they blow the air horn many times, yeah, it's
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: the worst many times. Or when we was used to
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: play I played golf in high school. And when we
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: had those, when we had matches and you heard the
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: air horn, You're like, oh, thank god, fuck out of here.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Really, Oh you got to play in high school.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Because you'd be playing in the rain, like you don't
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: want to be playing. So then when you hear waiting
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: that whole time to hear the air horn.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I think he's more excited that you played in high school.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, because that was the sort of that was the
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: cheat code to be able to play for free. Oh yeah,
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: and I just missed it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: So it was like, why did you miss it or
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: you didn't start playing right.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: It's like the I say it all the time. It's
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: it's easily like for at least where I went to school,
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: it was the best sport that you could play. Like
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: it's the only sport in high school that you get
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: out early for from school because your sun goes down
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: in the fall. And it's like I think it was
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: like it's like two hundred dollars a year and then
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: you play golf every single day on like the nicest
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: courses in the area. Like we were going to like
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: like I'm from Massachusetts, so like we were going to
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: like Cape Cod and playing and like these playing on
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: these like insane courses in cape Cod for free.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: But that's because you grew up in Duxbury, the Luxbury. Oh.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: I mean the kids from the other towns were playing
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: the same courses too.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. The kids from Freeport High School
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: were not playing because.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: You guys didn't have cape Cod. You don't got cape
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Cod up there.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: We had a couple of nice courses, but they were
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: playing Freeport Municipal.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Which we have. We have a lot of courses, so
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: the options are more because of the wealth. I don't know,
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: because of the wealth or because there just happens to
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: be more people that golf around there.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Did you have to pay? Did you guys have to
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Like who's paying for you to go to these nice courses?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: If it's only two hundred dollars a year, they subsidize
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: it for the children for the youth.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, courses tend to have programs where they allowed local
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: high schools to use their course for their home course.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Really and in fact, I mean it's crazy, Like Harvard
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: the country Club was where the Harvard golf team played
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: their home matches, which is one of the the US
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Open venue. It's like one of the fanciest places in
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: the country. Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: We played at the private course and where I'm from
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: it's amazing. Yeah, it was insane.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: What was that called the yacht club? The yacht Club.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see what I'm saying, Like.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: It's cool. It's like this weird outreach thing that that
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: fancy clubs do where they're like, yeah, well you know
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: we got the local kids coming in.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well because it's probably it's future future members.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean half people on the team were members.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Anyway, there you go.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that kind of always sucked. You'd go to
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: tryouts and there'd be kids that just know the course
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: completely and you're like, I don't know what any if
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: this looks like it would have.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Been so nice to get you in the Internet Invitational.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think that, and I think that next
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: year you'll get the look.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think anyone you were on anyone's people
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: weren't thinking about it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you weren't.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Should be.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'd love to, but I also totally understand,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: you know not it's fun.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: You don't post on social media, and if you started
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: to post a little bit more of golf content or
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: if you and I went and made a video and
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: people realized, one you're very good and two you're hysterical.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I think that's a good way.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: In Yeah, what about being a golfing content creator for
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life or something like that.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: That'd be sick incredible.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: I mean golf. So golf's your big thing, golf's your
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: main thing.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I do love it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you love it. How many times a week do
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: you play recently? You know, quite quite a bit every day,
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: pretty close damn.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Keep wearing golf shoes.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but I've done that before, to the most
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: comfortable shoe in the world, Like through the streets of
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: It rained, I'm going to wear you know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna be walking home in soggy shoes. I'm
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: not saying you can't.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying this is a man who lives the hobby.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Like imagine if like I was out on the street
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: right now and I was like, how far away is
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: that building and just pulled out a range. Fine, I
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: guess I have to walk four hundred yards, you know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Luckily I'm with the wind.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do wear them.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I love it. I love it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been playing a lot, dude. I mean when
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: you and I played, because you and I played, what
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: a year or two ago, two years ago probably, and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: you shot eighties maybe something like that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: No, I think that was that was low nineties.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: That was okay, And now you're breaking eighty routinely, decent amount. Sure,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: what's your index now?
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: So you are you scratched? No?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: No, not even close? Seven nine.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fantastic, your single digit heading towards dig five
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: four like.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Something like that. Yeah, what were you at your last year?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: When I was at my lowest, I was down to
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: two point four.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: That's incredible.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: But that was the case for like two weeks. And
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: then it like it throws out certain scores because I
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: had two rounds of like I had like a seventy
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: two and a seventy three. Was that par or one
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: over seventy two at bayone where we played it's one over.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Par p twenty one?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the course is rated pretty hard, so like
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: if you do well there, you it's better for your
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: handicap than say, or brings your hand.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's like weighted like that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's rated difficult.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Interesting, I never kept track of any of that shit.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: I never knew my handicap or anything, but I can't
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: imagine it was very good.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, you said you used to shoot low
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: forties on nine hole matches, right.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, But it was like it depended on the
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: course of course. Sure, obviously, like if I played like
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: our home course, yeah, I could definitely shoot low forties.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I would bet that you were like somewhere between an
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: eight and ten maybe.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: But the thing is I would play on like other
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: courses and I would blow up.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: In the hundreds.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I shot a hundred at Deep Down
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, literally on.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: The number one hundred. Our first tryout was embarrassing the
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: first tryout ever, did they It's obviously there's like a
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: bunch of people that try out, so there's like a
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: ton of tea time. So they have to start at
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: like five am because it's a public it's a public course.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: The one that we were playing at the tryout wasn't
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: where that wasn't at the home course. It was like
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: two towns over and uh so you had to get up.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: You had to leave at like four am to get there.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: And then I got there and the first time I
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: tried out. I didn't make the team the first year.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: The first time I tried out, I shot a one
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: to eighteen.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's bad.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Just kept like every hole I would blow up. Sure,
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: yeah it was. It was so fucking brutal.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Did you cry?
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: No? I didn't cry, but it was like you're you're close. Yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: well you can.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Feel it, yeah yeah, like vales.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I also played like in mid I played like
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: in middle school. But you know when you play, like
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: when you're first starting to play, like like I was
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: just talking to one of my friends, my friend bo
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: is getting into golf, and like he he was like, yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: I played. Uh we played nine. Like I shot like
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: a forty eight. That's pretty good, right, And I've seen
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: him swing the club he can't hit the ball, And
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, but you didn't actually shoot a forty eight,
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: like you think you shot a four, like you're not.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Like I feel like once you go from like playing
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: by the rules to then actually playing by the rules,
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: it adds like fifteen strokes. Yeah yeah. Yeah. So it's
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: like I went into that tryout being like I shoot
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: in the forties like I'm fine, right, and then it's
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: like oh, no more mulligans, no more free drops like
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: anything like that, and then it goes up to one eighteen.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, beyond that even I would say like
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: ninety percent of the golf that I play now as
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: far as rounds go, uh, is you end up playing
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: match play with like my friends.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so very often you'll be like, I'm out of
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the hole, and then the most you can take per
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: your handicap is usually a double bogie. But that's not
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: what I shot, right because you know I would if
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I had had to actually like take the proper drop
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and my partner, you know, in my score it mattered,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and I'd had to finish the whole whole ball and hole,
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: like maybe I would have made a nine. Yeah, And
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: that's you know, that's where like the handicap thing comes
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: becomes a little inaccurate.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Is when you guys play now, like you obviously get
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: paired up with people like randomly like do you are there?
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Do you do? People cheat like the way like when
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: I was I've talked about this too, well when I
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: was in high school, like everyone was cheating on both teams.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Well it's not that I mean, like I don't think people,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: but nobody's getting their actual score. Yeah, yeah, there's I
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: mean that would be your experience too, right. It's everybody
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: said to match play or just whatever they're shooting. It's
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: rare to find somebody that actually counts like everybe or yeah, yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: pots everything out.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: I mean we used to have like, we used to
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: have kids that would play in practice and we would
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: do like only eight people can be in like the
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: starting lineup, So they would we would do practice and
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: it'd essentially like base who was starting by how practice went.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: And you would have kids that would shoot like double par,
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: and then they would come back from practice and they'd
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: be like, yeah, I shot two under and the coach
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: would be like, wow, you're really improving. And then it's
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: like no, like what do you think happened between yesterday
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: and today? He's like no, he's lying.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: You take the limitless.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then they would go to the tournament and
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: get fucking smoked.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy that the coach wasn't out on the course
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: to monitor people.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: He is, but he can't monitor everyone right because it's
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: so spread out. But he would be like in a
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: cart and he'd like drive around, Oh, something.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Just happened right before you got here. I have a
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: question for you guys, which is this. So I just
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: walked into the Poke Bowl place to get lunch, and
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: as I was about to walk in, a girl was
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: arriving just after me. So I opened the door and
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: held it for her, and then we walked in, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: then she got in line in front of me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's insane.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I completely agree. I'm not seating my place in line
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: to you. I'm being polite about the door. Once inside,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: you should relinquish my place to me without question. Good.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I mean I couldn't believe it. I was. I was
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: so not happy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: But then what's the right move there? Don't hold the
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: door for her? No, or hold the door in the
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: way where you're still in front of her.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I think I opened the door and if I see
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: she's not going to give it back, I pick up
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: the pace and go around. Yeah, but there's not much
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: room between the door and then, so I would have
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: had to be really aggressive, and knowing now that women
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: are monsters, I will going forward. But the like, the
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: logical extension to this for me is like there's nothing
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: chivalrous or or expected as far as chivalry, Like if
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I were in line and she came behind me, I
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be like, oh, please go ahead, No, never, which
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: is what she almost effectively assumed.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: That is like the extension of her thinking is that
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: he's opening the door and allowing me to go in first,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: which means, by extension, he is seeding his place in
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: line to me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't really think. To be honest, I
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: don't know if you have that place in line until.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: You're in line. Can you imagine how relaxing it would
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: be to be that woman?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, she doesn't give a fuck. Just never line, cut
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: the line.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Because none of this is going through.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: She was probably pitched she had to wait in line
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: at all. She probably walked in there and was like,
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: I shouldn't even have to wait in line.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: She wasn't anything.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: That's the world is just open to her.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: What would you guys say, same kind of question for
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: an elevator. If you're on an elevator and there's a
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: lady on the elevator and you get off the elevator,
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: does the lady have to go first?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, but that's total Again, that's just the same as
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: the door.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: That's opening the door. Okay, so now let me give
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: you a more specific scenario. You get into an elevator
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: and there's a guy and a girl in the elevator,
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: most likely together in this scenario, and they're in the back.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: They're taking up the back two corners. You get in,
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: you stand right in front of the door. Yeah, you land,
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: and then you get out. You're just getting out.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Of the way.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I get it crowded and it's logistically difficult, or it
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: gets awkward from an exit standpoint to see the elevator
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: exit to the woman or whatever. Yeah, go ahead. Obviously,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone would argue with that. I've been
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: in a packed elevators. I got into it where there's
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: some older woman in the back and I'm not gonna
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: be like everyone out of the way.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: She's going then crawls out.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: But if it's a couple, I'm still I'm giving I
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: want any everyone to get out of the elevator before me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, So I had a situation at the office here
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: where that exact thing happened, and then when I got out,
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: she said so much for ladies first.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: So your response to that should have been I'm sorry,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you were a woman.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I didn't say anything I just kept looking. I was
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: so uncomforted.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Because that will really piss them off.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: But it's like like I hold the door for people
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: all the time. But like in elevators, I've done that before.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: That's wonderful.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I had that one time. I landed it. I stuck
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: the landing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Because she also was very androgynous looking.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: Well okay, but I didn't know.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I knew she was a woman because she was like
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I guess. She was like, I guess chivalry is dead,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: similar thing. Yeah, yeah, And I was like, I'm sorry,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize you were a woman. I didn't say anything.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck. I was like, at
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: the door opens itself. No one's holding the door for anybody.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: It's an automatic door. This is a very old fashioned gallant.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: But this wasn't an old fashioned lady. It was a
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: modern made a lady of the time.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: But she clearly expects it, so she is subscribing to
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: an age old practice.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Good. Yeah, that is.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Not It was my surgery. I'm getting surgery on my
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: need tomorrow. Yeah yeah, yeah, I got a brain. I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: got I've been rocking a brace. I've been rocking pants
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: all summer. Usually I'm not a verse to shorts, but
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I've been rocking pants all summer to hide my shame.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Already, guys, let's talk about shady rays.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Quick question.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: How are my shady rays basically the same quality as
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: the two hundred dollars sun classes I used to buy?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Are you exaggerating?
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: I'm not exaggerating. They feel every bit as premium as
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: the expensive brands I've owned. Meanwhile, I'm wearing Shady Rays
• 29:54
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  Speaker 6: The oh mager?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Godd what does that mean? What the fuck are you
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  Speaker 6: Okay, next question is your will in order?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you have it next to me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll have died.
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  Speaker 1: How did Kanye's mom go? Because I feel like it
• 32:53
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  Speaker 3: Wait, actually, yeah, it's respectful.
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  Speaker 6: His mom died in like an insane way.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like a standard, a standard procedure, And that's
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: what freaks me out about it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Plastic surgery. Oh, fair enough. Do you think that's a first? Yeah?
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Do you think people die during plastic surgery? That's happened? Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: that's fucking insane. Bro, imagine a new ass and dying.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's friend was over the other night talking about
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  Speaker 1: this doctor she knows that does a thousand body makeover
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  Speaker 1: surgeries a year, a thousand a year, a thousand bodies.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like he has like a signature body that
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  Speaker 1: he puts out and you could like spot his body
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  Speaker 1: in the wild and be like, oh, that's the body
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: that this guy makes.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, so what does that even mean? What is that?
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  Speaker 6: You just get everything everything tits ass Tom tuck that like.
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  Speaker 1: Your whole body They just like rip your skin around
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  Speaker 1: your skeleton in a certain way.
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  Speaker 6: What if you're a dude? Can dudes get that? Like?
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Can I get that? Could I get a full body
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  Speaker 6: of repair? You should? What would they do? What would
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  Speaker 3: Though, cabs implants. They would probably.
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  Speaker 1: Pick you honestly, could probably pick and choose for guys.
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  Speaker 3: Tummy tuck probably like pump your whatever that make you skinnier, skinnier,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: and then they would do maybe tri sep in plants,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: bicep in plants. Uh, A lot with your face, there
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: would be a lot.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a town in cheek bones.
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  Speaker 6: Looking like black face after they're done with the.
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  Speaker 3: Multiple sharp for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, when you know something's.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong, no, dude, I like no, no, no, it was terrible.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah on like man chains at some point. But
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: because I tore my HANDI playing kickball adulta kickball, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Think I knew that.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was tore it, but not to where it
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: needed surgery. But I had to wear I had to
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: wear I to use crutches.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the way it happened was like we
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: I'd actually moved back from New York. I lived here
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: for like a year and a half and then joined
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: the adult League kickball and was just part of like.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: The group that was like team building for to make
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: friends and stuff.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: And then the first time we played, everybody was wearing cleats.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: So then I got cleats for the second time, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: I guess, you know, I just like hadn't been used
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: to wearing cleats, and so I kind of hit one
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: to third and then tried to take a big step
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: and then just went straight there. Oh oh my god.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Immediately it was just like something is so wrong and irreversible,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: and this is going to take me out for a while.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: It was just was it really painful? Was it like
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a crying situation?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: It didn't cry, but I could have cried. I sucked
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: it up. There's a couple of hotties on my teams,
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: like lifted over to the car.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: There trying to get back in.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: No. No, at the time I was at Drexel was
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: finishing up, so I wasn't. It was it was pre
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: New York then, but anyway, I was in Drexel and
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: that was in a modern dance class, I needed to credits,
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: and I remember just she wouldn't let me not participate,
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: so I would just like stand on the crutchesn't have
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: to just like crazy.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Modern dance?
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah on crutchy, Yeah, just like do something that in.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: A pair or like a grouped choreography.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: It was what was a class? So it was just
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: a matter.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Of like it was just you doing like a recital.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, it was a class. So everybody was like
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: taught to move.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it was it a class? Or was it
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: like an individual to tour?
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: I like, did you were you paired with someone else
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: to dance or was it okay? So like did someone
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: have to get paired up with you while you were
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: on crutching?
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: That's oh, that's the question, understand. No, there was no pairing.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: It was a class.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: It's about got it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Like a plane crash?
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: How many boards in this class? So did you did
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: you like learn anything cool from the modern dance?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: All ship that you could have just learned from watching
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Dancing with the Stars and whatnot. Shake it up. I
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: don't think I learned anything. You guys don't even know
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: shake it up.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think I do now. Was that a movie?
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: No, it was like a dancing show on Disney Channel
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: with Zendia. He was in it. Yeah, I don't think.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I knew that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: It was like a reality show. No, it was awful, terrible,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: can't be good.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I went through a dancing phase recently that Shane hated, obviously,
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: and uh. Then I went on a date with a
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: woman who had been professionally trained as a dancer, n
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: y U and I had been working on this one dance.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: The was it. It was from the remake of Footloose. This
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: is like a line dance.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I loved that remake of footlest so many times.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Really, I'm not.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Making this up. Please keep going. We'll talk about it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well I do, because I I'm just the one
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: scene where they're line dancing is the one that I
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: and so I was telling her about it obviously on
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: the date and she was like, let me see it,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: and then I was like, absolutely not. But then you know,
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: we had some drinks. So I did it and she
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: was like, do it again, and then I did it again.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: She was like, you're not moving your upper body at all.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: It's like you're so tight. It looks kind of like
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Irish is so then the next day like videotape myself
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: doing it, I have not to dance. It's it's so bad.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: That's not what I thought. Like I'm I'm anticipating every
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: step and it's like a computer just like movements. There's
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: no but you.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Have a very like natural that you're you don't know me.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I do, absolutely, But if that's what you think, there's
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: no way. I have a tear terrrible. My body's a
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: prison as well. No, not at all. And I can't
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: like operate the fucking uh, I can't operate.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: The Francis is the only one that's good.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: In the same boat. Really zero coordination of movement. Yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: it's like I don't have the controls to my vessel.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Believe that if.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I start running downhill, no control of my body.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: It is hard to believe with him because he's cool, right, Yeah,
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And I think it's easy to assume that someone who's
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: cool moves well and is like, you know, good dancer, athletic,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: he's a battle wrap champion.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: But no black people are all good at this is.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: How you got there.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: A lot of people don't don't know with Rome because
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: he he like goes out of his way to not
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: have to do anything like athletic on camera. Yeah, he
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: refuses athleticism so that he's not exposed for his lack
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: of coordination.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've done athletic things on I've played basketball
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and camera plenty of times.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: It's an embarrassed but you're but you're playing it in
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: like a cool way.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Never we never see you. You never see him at
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: full sprint.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like, check out this half court hook shot. Yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: he's like, well, nobody's gonna make it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: But look at this though, Like, well what happens if
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I tried to move at full speed? My body would
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: like it shuts down.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Actually, so that's but it's because your age, so you're
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: probably moving quickly. I only I can move quick enough
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: to actually pop it in.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Well you broke your you popped your hamstring, that's true.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: But yeah, sure that was wild when he could move.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I love that you specified too, that it was an
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: adult handball league kickball right, as if we thought like,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: oh is it the one that crosses over with the kindergarten?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Is that the child it's not the trials at old
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: combo team. But it's also like the only sport for
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: which you had to specify one would have to specify
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: that no kids are allowed.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's typically good sport.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: That's gotta be a brutal Wait, like I played. I
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: was in like a softball league for like a one
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: one fall like a couple of years ago, and my
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: buddy Derek Dresser, uh he he we went out to
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Randall's Island at like eight am for this game and
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: in the first inning he was like, he's obsessed with it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: And the first inning he like, is groin just fucking exploded? Yeah?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: What same ship that happened to you?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Is growing popped?
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: But cool?
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Get you got a hernia or like something happened something
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: something to Where.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Is that the groin? Yeah?
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's the shoot to the penis.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I always knew it from wrestling when they'd
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: be like like hit him in the groin like it's
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a growing shot when it was obviously they couldn't say
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: penis on air, sure, but then like like pros would
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: get their groin injured. And I still don't know exactly.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this muscle in here, in on the inside
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: of the legs.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: How do you work it, is it this guy?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you would use that that like grip
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: strengthening device, the big one.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. Yeah, that's that's for the ladies
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: in the gym.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: Work out.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: That's what you think whenever you see your girl doing it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, that's working out. Yeah, you work out's shaming it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tightening, I mean that is what people are thinking
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that like deep down in their brain, rejuvenating that that
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: they're they're bejuvenating.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a little.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Come, a little undone down.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, that's like sometimes you gotta hop in the
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: gym and just tighten up.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so it shut. Uh, this is that's this
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: isn't that kind of podcast though we don't talk.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to go ahead.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: We just don't talk about that kind of stuff. We're
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: not really a vagina talk podcast.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Get into that nasty ship.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: We respect vaginas.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Of course, we have like a sixty percent female listenership,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah, yeah, it's more than you would think.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Though. Let's put it this way. Sixty of our female
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: listenership has loose vagina. That's why we have to stay away.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Wonderful that that kid, Yeah, I fucking playing children's games
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: like that is, uh, you want to keep on holding
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: onto it. I biked past the fucking soccer field today
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I fucking I would love for
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: a phase of my life to include playing soccer with people.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: But then my first thought about that, I was like,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I need to get in like the lowest girls league,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: like the lowest co ed league, you know where it's
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: just like girls who are just trying it for the
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: first time. But I want to be part of something
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I played a children's soccer league.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I want to get in the children's league. Like that
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: sounds fun. I pass guys doing it every day. But
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: then right after college, we did fucking dodgeball and I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: like threw the dodgeball so hard that my shoulder just
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: popped out of its socket.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: And I like put it back in and I twice
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: more that same game, same the same shoulder came out
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: of the milk socket.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Twice more in the same game. It fucking it. Like honestly,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I like roll it and it would like like ratchet back.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: And falls back into places like slam yourself into.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, it's not that bad. Back
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: in and twice more of that game it popped out,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, since then my shoulders popped out.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Since then, it's been a rap, just from trying to
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: do some fucking team building.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: How are you going to teach the boys how to throw?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be I might.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Gonna throw this left hand, and their sons, the sons
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: are gonna be like Dad's gay.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Dodgeball is a team building it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's any sport you play with girls is like,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it's not just for the athleticism and to win, it's
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: partially team building.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I think with girls, isn't it usually like a dating
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: thing when you do those like co ed leagues?
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: It's just fucking that was that was my goal.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: Everyone, yes, Yeah, Tearing something is the quickest way to
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: not fuck with.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Some new girls.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I just love I love the image of you having
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: a ice breaker conversation with a woman, like, is this
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: the first time you've done one of these?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Me too.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm up next, I'll see you, I'll see after
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: good luck and then like expo, Yeah, if you go down.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Oh straightdown. It was like a James Brown against the Wills.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Was it like a thing where like both teams came
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: out people it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Was yeah, there was like general concern.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Did he will clap when you got up?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: No?
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I don't recall the clapping. It was just utterly humiliated.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: There's probably no audience's probably no when like when we
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: were there when I played hockey, like when someone got up,
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: everyone would like smack their sticks on ice. Yeah, I
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: didn't know if they did something. Maybe they but.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: The uh the first time before the cleats, I remember
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: I was playing first and I didn't have my foot
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: on the bag because it was like, you know, terrifying,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: was like running at me full speed. There was an
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: attractive woman on the other team and she ran first
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: and then got there and was like his foot wasn't
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: on the bag, And I was like.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you didn't want to make her uncomfortable.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be a perv.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, no, one didn't.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Want to get my ankle run over by some big bitch,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: don't And she was pretty you said right, because.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: I said, oh that was tall team.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: And I was like, did you have something planned with her?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Like would you have said something to.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Trying to everyone's mingling afterwards?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Do you think getting her out would have behooved your
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: chances more than not having it was.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Solely because I'm like, this is adultly, keep up, Like
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: why are we even risking it? High probability, low probability,
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: high backed event, Like.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Well, because women still are attracted to men that are,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: you know, athletic and yeah proficient, right.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that at that point.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: But in softball they have the double wide base now,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like they have a base for you to stand on
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: in a base for.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: The runner a pioneer.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were, honestly, like you just needed that double
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: y bass and you would have been fine. You probably
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: be married to this woman.
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't know, Like what are you
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: supposed to do? Like, what are you gonna like It's
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: not like you're gonna like grab the ball and then
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: be like standing at first ready to fucking lay her
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: out when she gets there.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Well, but if you catch her with your foot on
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: the bag, then.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: She's out autoatically, you should have what if she tried
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: to steal? Do you think you would have tried to
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: get her?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Would you have beaned her? What I have been her
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: beaning is a way to get people out in kickball.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Right, I suppose I would have at a bean or would.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You have thrown it to second to try to get
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: her out that way?
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I think I would have thrown it at her.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah right, yeah, because because why what if you hit
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: her in the butt.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: I'm just going off of you never know how you
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: react and I don't know.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: I just you know what if you can't throw what
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: the fuck was that that hurt? And then you're like,
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I don't know what happened.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: But you have to throw it hard enough that's going
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: to get her. Yeah, like are you chess passing it?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You have to throw it the way that will risk
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: your shoulder.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Co ed sports are just too uncomfortable.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: That's yeah. I feel like I do find it uncomfortable.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: But I think it's also because the only like software
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: running on my brain while that's going on is like
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: who can I date?
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tricky. It is a balancing act because you
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: want to compete well, but you also want to flirt
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and yeah right, and appear. And I think I think
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of the women that sign up for those
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: things are like fierce competitors. Yes, it's been my experience
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: when I've done like I did a co Ed Soccer
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: League once and it was like, yes, stay out of
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: the women's way.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Soccer is a high t space.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: They're not here to meet us, they're here to meet
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: each other. They're here to like find fellow survivors.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Your coach did that too, And like, like there's videos
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: of these of the women's soccer players. Have you ever seen,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: like the violent ones like Solo? I mean, she's a
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: classic she beat up her husband, But like those the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: girls that like yank each other's hair to the ground,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: and like, oh yeah, they're out of each other. Her animals,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: they're high tea animals. Bro, you do not want to
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: funk with them.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: They're way scarier than like a scary dude.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Steve, and I was listening to you on Matt and
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Shane's and I know that you're a huge fan of
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: kind of lingus.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, but this isn't that kind of pod.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, don't so don't bring that up.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: No, But the only reticence I have is that that
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: is like a season three sort of season three of
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Tires coming out October August thirteenth.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: You're doing condo lingus and see it in three there's a.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Talk about it, there's talk about Yeah, I don't.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Think we would have buried the lead if you hadn't
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: said that, that wouldn't have been a spoiler until because
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: you talked about it on Matt and Shane's.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Absolutely with the pillow, right.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: The pillow, Oh sure, Yeah, what was the pillow again?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: For my knees?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: It's for your knees, yeah, I see, not to lift
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: her mats.
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: What's like the gardening mats that like people use.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: It was just run of the mill pillow, you know,
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: just for me comfort.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: A lot of the women they don't have they have
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: hardwood floors. Yeah, so it gets uncomfortable and if you're
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: down there for a while, yeah, I could see see
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: that for sure.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: The only one you're not.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I just don't tend to talk about it
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: too much.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: He likes to lay flat on his belly with his knees.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, got it.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Are never touching it ground like.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: He's reading a good book, he's reading poetry.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah. The only thing that's touching the ground would be
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: his like upper thigh.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Actually, what I do is I usually i'm yeah, I'm
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: flat on my belly and then I hold my ankles
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: behind me that I don't touch the ground.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Or if a pure airplane will get it done to legs.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I will add workout.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is a standard variety pillow too too narrow for
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: your knees? Do you have to have your knees touching
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: one another? Or is it a longer pillow standard variety
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and your knees are a little bit closer.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: It's just on the ground.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm just thinking, like, do we have like a
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: standard pillow anywhere? So I feel like pillows like a
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: regular pillows like this wide, which is like just.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: That's like a camping pillow. That's a camping pillow. That's
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: too small.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: So oh oh oh, a head pillow. I'm thinking of
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a couch pillow, a throw pillow. I was thinking of
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: a throw pillow. Okay, throw pillow. You have to kind
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: of have your knees together.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: It needs to be together, right, But on a.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: Regular size that you just showed was the size of
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: a napkin. I'm saying, like a standard pillows about this,
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: A throw pillow.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Is not this big?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: No, he's right, that's a throat pillow.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: How big would you say?
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Like it's like this, I mean throws come in all
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: different sides.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, throw, they sure, which is part of the and
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: you want to Yeah, yeah, they're all the same.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: It's the small ones on the inside.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: I got a new cow. I got a couch. Well,
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: I got a couch finally this weekend, and it actually
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: it came with two throw pillows. How nice? Is that?
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Very nice? A little treat.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the couch came with too throat.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It came to throw. I think that standard. I think
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: most couches come with throw.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Well, when I got my Amazon Classic a couple of
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: years ago, that came with just the couch, got an
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Amazon Classic, it was a great couch, the beauty of
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: the beauty of a couch. But by this time I
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: went wayfair, very nice, very convenient. Yeah, two pieces. It
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: came in.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want more throw pillows. Honestly.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Season three of Tires is coming out. When is it
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: coming out?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: August thirteenth?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Lovely not in this season, unfortunately.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Not.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay. You guys have been very generous to
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: me over the years. I'm thrilled to have been in
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: seasons one and two.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're so good in it, and I'm sure
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: you'll be back.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to hold you to that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, he just confirmed it. He said, no, no, no,
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: you're coming back.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Are you listed as a creator of the show. That's right,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: You're the face, so you could easily say no, who
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: made the call?
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Was it you or Shane?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: The show?
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: There was no no Francis decision ever made. It was
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: just a matter of the story.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: The story I didn't fit in. I think originally John
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: told me originally.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: That I was, Yeah, it's so hard, dude, I get it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah again, you don't hear me.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: I know, I know, I know you should know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: Me and Roan are furious, understand.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: He was like, you're going to need to fight this
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: battle for find out why.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: It is so much fun. And you know, I'm very biased,
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: just my opinion. I know he wouldn't want me, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: like Shane is lights out. Yeah, he's so good.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to everybody's great, dude, everybody's.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: You're really good. I don't know the number of people
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: who talk to me and say that guy, nobody knows
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: your real name.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: A shout out to how your humility, But like when
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: they all know you by your character's name the guy
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: who plays will the guy who runs the place. That
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: guy is so funny.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody says that that's me incredibly.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Did you ever talk about why your name wouldn't work
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: for your character?
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I just wanted separation, got it and then
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: it's fair.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but is Shane.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I we talked about that. But yeah, I
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: was like Sean and he was like just called machine.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Guy and I was almost surprised you guys didn't name
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: me Francis. Yeah, because in his sketches he often will
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: have Your.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Character is very based off of a real life Uh.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh someone else or me?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: No, someone else?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Oh really?
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: Oh I didn't know that.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had no idea.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: There's a real guy. There was a guy that works
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: for my dad that was like.
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: Oh you did this, you did tell me this?
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, just was an incredible salesman, had a horrific cocaine
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: into and he always doing something yeah and getting fired
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: and coming back robbed him at one point. Yeah, dude,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: my dad is one of my favorite stories. My dad
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: was he was so my dad's Jewish, my mom's also Jewish.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: She converted.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: But what's what from Catholicism to Judio. Oh really yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: but back when there was like seventy nine or eighty,
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: he had his first shopping king of pressure and he
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: was interviewing this guy and uh, he's you know, asked
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: him like, why did you leave your last job? And
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: then guy goes, did you ever work for a fucking Jew?
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: And my dad's sitting there and everybody's listening to it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: So then, you know, I asked her, so what did
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: you do? And he goes, oh, I hired him from
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: eight years just like he done that any so, and
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I think that's just the fast of the business. People
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: come and.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Go, yeah, yeah, did your dad ever let him know?
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm sure everybody did. Yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what a way to lead an interview.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: That's amazing. What a bold thing to said he must
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: all anti semitic.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you assume everybody thinks the same thing as you,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: it is it's so it's like so cocky to be racist,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to just be like everyone everyone is too we all,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: we all.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: I mean, he must have been so confident that your
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: dad was not like not even was he not Jewish.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: He must have been confident that your dad hated Jews, right,
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: And he was just wrong on everything.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't have my dad's son a very Jewish
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: affect at all. Oh yeah, are you Jewish Jewish?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I mean undercovered Jews.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean that was bar mitzvah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: But so you're full on Jewish.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't, you know, not not practicing.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, my dad's Jewish, my mom's not. Though I'm not.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: I didn't like grow up Jewish.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't know this, dude, because if I had, I'll
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: be honest, I'm glad I'm not in season three because
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to work.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sounds like a nightmare.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: We should have for you. I don't think it's too late.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I think there you go, that's fun.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: That would party, a really nice party. What do people
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: spend on.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: And go ahead? Sorry, I don't know you like you
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: could have a competition when he's reading the half Torah,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: like if you laugh, you have to leave. Oh yeah,
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: the room. That's actually Matt McCusker man. This is like
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: back in the day. He I don't know if I should,
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: but he had this concept of like you would go
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: into a uh you know, like a conference room and
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: it would just be a bunch of white guys working
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: on their Asian accents, and that if anybody laughed, you
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: were kicked out having like friends. Yes, the last time
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: we ever lit candles as a family, my friend Drew,
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: he was from India, was over and he had never
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: heard so we light the candles. Then we started like
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: broke and he started wheeze laughing and like he felt
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: so bad. He felt so bad, he was crying trying
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: to apologize, and we all just chanted through it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: From India.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the end of it. We were all
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: so humiliated.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: That's so funny.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and again because he felt so bad, he could.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And you're like, I'm done doing this. I'm not doing
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: this anymore.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: Not that funny. I've heard it many times. I don't
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: find it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: It's like a little raw though. You don't have any
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: music or backing tracks. No one did your key. You
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: just have to jump in.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: People that you're used to talking to normally, all of
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: a sudden, just channing together and laugh.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and at a bar mitzvah, you're doing like twenty pages. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: you're just fucking singing. That's so much to memorize. You
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: can't read it. Yeah, how much did you spend? Uh?
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You don't have the answer, But how much was your
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: bar Mitzvah Ballpark. If you're comfortable saying what I raked in?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: No or both? How much did your family spend and
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: how much did you rake?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: We I don't know how much was spent. I think
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: I got like three grand for it, and then that
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: was kept it in a camp.
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: Not very good. I feel like people are usually walking
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: away with that there, like I made a million dollars.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: My dad was like, you know, my dad was the
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: highest society of the people that were You got confirmation money.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that's Confirmation cathlic Ship.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: But it was putting on a savings account. And then
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: later my dog Scooby needed surgery. Then it was used
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: for that. Oh okay, and my brothers too, was combined.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Then you used to jews savings accounts to fix one dog.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: How long did it live after that?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: She did live for like four or five years. It's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: worth it?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, worth it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: What was a decision that was gonna I forget exactly
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: the conversation was forced on you. It wasn't fu I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: mean we would have he was like, we'll pay it back. No,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: but yes, but you know, yes, in so many other ways.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not with cash.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: What kind of surgery did the dog need?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: She had?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: It's a very noble application of the money.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean she was a great dog.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Did your parents like was entire? Like? Could they couldn't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: they have just paid for her?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: It was like the weird kind of like because he
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: he had money in the business, right, there was you know,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: good years, bad years.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Got it? Got it?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: You don't want to liquid eate that's so interesting dog.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah for a dog, But he's also the type that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: he would like.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: It.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's I'll I'll let my sons do it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Like was he like did he not like the dog?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Was he like? How bad do you guys want it?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: No, It's just like he was at some point not
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: paying state tax, you know, and then he just has
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: that sort of he he can like be on the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: high wire from a business perspective in a way that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: I think would make most people uncomfortable, where it's just like, I.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: Don't know what you mean by that.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Well, he's like I'm not going to pay state tax.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: He lived in a position, a precarious position, and then.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Just chose to opt out of.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Well because there wasn't money for it. Oh so it's like,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: you know, but he's still we'll fix it, We'll.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Figure it out. There's some yeah, there is current that
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: you guys aren't paying taxes.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, Now the state came in. It was
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: like if you don't start like they came in there
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: like we're shutting you down today, yeah, because you haven't paid.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: And he goes, well, hold on, and then you know, yeah,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: so then they just started paying and.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: You know, they they want their money.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: They're not gonna shut me down, Tom. You know, they'll
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: get it back. He's got that attitude where I'd be like,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: you what, you haven't what? I just be like googling, googling,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: you know, his prison time. You know what's the credit?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: You know, you really gotta you really gotta take it easy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: Wait, what is the name for that? You you watched
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: a movie about the people that don't pay taxes?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Son?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: It wasn't there was nothing political.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: It was just like it wasn't like he wasn't making
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: like a statement like he was so he was still
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: paying like federal taxes and stuff.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: He had Feds.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: I guess you know, with the Feds.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: The state, there's some debt that you can just like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: get away with not paying though, Like that dude, Caleb
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Hammer was just talking about how like if you have
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: medical debt and you can't pay it, just don't pay it, bro.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: The bankruptcy is like easy to like handle.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: I had an elbow surgery in like twenty thirteen, and uh,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason, the I had good insurance I think,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: but like it didn't really cover that much of it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: And I still remember that the hospital bill, the like
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: rental of the surgical theater and the doctor's bill, it
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: was like thirty grand or something like that. And I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: did not pay it and they stopped asking for it. Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: and I never saw my credit score go down. Eventually
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: the doctor died, I am clear perfect.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, now his have to pay off your surgery.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: They're all doing well. Their dad was a doctor, very
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: successful doctor.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: I thought it all got passed down. I thought I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: thought it all went somewhere like if you have debt.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Medical debt, I think medical. I think it was just
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: different levels of debt. I don't think it's all the same.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I think that the state taxes isn't as important as
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the federal taxes.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to pay in my state taxest me
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: let me get in touch with your dad. I want
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: to talk to him about that.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: I saw a chart recently that showed, you know, if
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: you make a million dollars a year, here's what you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: walk home with based on the state, and Pennsylvania was
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: one of the higher ones, meaning that there's not as
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: much state income tax there as I thought.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: It's a pretty low state income tax states.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: But I mean Florida, Texas.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Florida and Texas were both the top because there's zero.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: What did it say, you come home you owe money
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: on a million in New York?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: New York was New York was pretty bad. California was
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: like decidedly worse than New York.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: Like what you come home with like one hundred k.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I think it was less than five less than a half.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's so nasty for a million. That's why we
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: had to get out of there.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: But his dad owned his own BA. Yeah, his dad
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: owned his own business.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: Though, like you own a business, you don't.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You own like a little business, but that's not your job.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: I have a company. I'm the president of the company.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: That's not your main don't size shame.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Companies will want to try and use this as a
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: little like worm like. But I have started dipping my
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: toe back in the stand up, so maybe I start
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: to build a little bit act if I could.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You know, of course, be really nice, are you? Yeah?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: I'm doing like small shows around Philly? And how is
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: this kind of bombing bombing? You know? But it's it's
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: fun because it does feel like a lot less pressure now.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Because you don't need it to like, you don't have
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to do it to make it right.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: You may how how long did you do stand up
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: before you stopped?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: About a decade?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Oh really yeah, like consistently eight years?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wow, But it wasn't it was not good?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Isn't there some pressure in that everyone knows who you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: are now?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: I mean it must be like everybody right, yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: a lot of people know me.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, but it's it's not pressure like I just
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: remember Comedy Central would come in once a year and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: you'd have an audition. Yeah, and the last time and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: it was always a helium, And I had auditioned twice
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: and then the third time. You know, it's like I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: wasn't writing anything that was good. I could feel that.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: And I remember getting up on stage and I could
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: just see my handshaking, and I was just like, it's
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: fucking over.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: And yeah, that shit is a lot of pressure. You
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: do like the jfl auditions, like yeah, it's like you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: do the same set forever and then you go up
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: and then you're like, Okay, none of these jokes are
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: funny anymore. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: So even if they know me and then you know,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: I'm also upfront with them, then I'm like, you know,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: new to this again, so bear with me, and they're
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: they're all incredibly sweet. I'm also not doing a lot
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: of time, so they don't get you in five minutes. Yeah,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: about five to eight sick.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Hell, yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's it's it's really fun. But that's what
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, maybe if I could like check your
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: schedules and then like pope sometimes yeah, definitely, all right,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: we'll see.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: How looks.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're the creator of the show George makes
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: a Comeback. How was going to uh did you go
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: to the link?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Was it sick?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: This is incredible?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it so crazy, Like yeah, it's insane.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It was like it was like seventy six.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Seventy six thousand and wasn't it like four thousand people
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: didn't come and they still broke it, still broke the record?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Damn wow? Yeah, I mean I assume in eighty
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: thousand tickets, at least someone's not gonna show.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy how.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: Many people do show though. It's fucking insane.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: It's wild. And like the buzz about it before, Like
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: I remember before he did Esthenos, Why Lebron went to
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: the Sixers. Yeah, just the energy of like everybody that
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: I was running into the like you know, they were
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: so many people were going.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Well, it's probably like awesome. I mean a lot of
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the people that know him know you too. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: there must have been like a nice pop. I saw
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: they played the trailer like there for the for the
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: entire stadium of people saw the trailer for your Netflix.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Crazy.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: It's crazy, it's crazy.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: And just like standing on that stage because we went
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: the night before just to like, yeah, look at it,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: and just like standing there, his name just gigantic. Wow,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, like it's your mind can't really wrap itself
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: around that achievement.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Did you have some bud lights that night? Did you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I enjoyed myself, but me enjoying myself is probably
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: very different. But like, I had like three or four
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: bud lights, and I'd like to.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Go home place.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: There's one little thing that I wish I would have
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: taken because so like before they brought Phil and then me,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Chris and Kyla up, it was Bam Marge Era and
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: it's just like kind of give an announcement about like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: phones or what have you. And so then he does
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: his thing and then Phil we come out. Phil does
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: this thing and they started playing. I look down and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: then BAM's notes were on the ground and the first
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: thing was like, what's up cocksuckers.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: To have yeh, that's how funny that he wrote that line?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: What is it? Was it? Cox? Is it?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I need to write this down? I you saying I'll
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: go home now conjured a very very fond memory in
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: my life, which is when we went out to dinner
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: with Nate Diazer.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And I'm trying to talk about that on stage.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Because we're at that huge table with so
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: many people and it's a vegan restaurant in La in
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: a private room, and they brought out the bags of mushrooms.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. Didn't you remember that?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: And I'd never done like real I've only ever done
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: like the chocolate bar mushrooms, right, And all of a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: sudden this was like crops being handed. I don't know
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: what it's weird.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Would you go to a place they give you something
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: for it?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Well, he also had these like cargo pants on that
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: had so many pockets, and inside of each pocket was
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: a room temperature like hard Seltzer. And at various intervals
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: of the evening, as we're walking along the sidewalk, he'd
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: be like, hey, you want one to shotgun, and I'd
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: be like, of course, Diaz, I'm not going to say no,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: And he would just pull one out that has been
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: warming against his thigh and hand it to me and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: we would shotgun a Seltzer and then go on our
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: merry way.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but go ahead, yea. As soon as the mushrooms
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: came out, I probably said I got an early flight.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Well, we were pushing you to stay, We really wanted
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: you to stay. And that was the night you told
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: me about how you really liked the pinch, which I've
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: never forgotten of that that VOK guy. Yeah, the ice
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: cold vodka after long day work. That first sip gives
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: you the pinch's.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: The pinch you It's just like that pinch in your
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: mouth of like you know, and then you and then
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, maybe I'm not the worst. But that night,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: the thing I'm like trying to talk about is it's
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: just tough to do. But Shane made me tell a story.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: We were sitting there and it was a little quiet.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: He was like, tell them what happened last night? And
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: I was like please, And then uh, because the previous
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: night I had accidentally brushed my teeth of preparation.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: H oh no, yeah, dude, I had that in my
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: bathroom and I was like, I wonder if like I'll
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: accidentally fuck up and use that.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you did that. I did that because I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: also have, like I wear incredibly strong contact less. So
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: that's out. Everything's a blur. It's all travel sizes and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: just the disgust at the table, the utter disgust.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: How many brushes did you get in?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: I got a couple and then I freaked out.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: It was right away, like didn't you taste it right away?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: So when I call a couple, I would say that, okay,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: got it?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it. I've done that, but exact exact
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: move because it's red the container's I was at a shorehouse.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: I grabbed it off another counter. I was like, there's
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: two paste in there. I know it put it on,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: but as soon as it touched tongue, I didn't even
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: get a scrub. I was probably yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So what happened called poison control?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: Uh, I mean I feel like you kind of have to.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's the right move.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: Bunniest response from the guy you know, the poison control say,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: I just brushway to the preparation. H. He goes, what
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: everything that he's heard throughout his life. But it's fine.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: You know, you didn't.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: Get sick or anything interesting. I feel like that would
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: suck you up bad.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's for the body. Each preparation H is for
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: you put it in a hole. It's like you're putting
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: it in another hole of your body.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: But what is it supposed to? What does it do?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: It numbs pain and it uh it like reduces the inflammation.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Not like you don't know what preparation H.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: No, I know what it does. I'm saying. So putting
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: that in your math health, that's going to cause a
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 6: world of issues. I did it obviously, the half of
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: fifty of us, but I have.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I passed about twelve of them my way year. W
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: put stuff in their body. Then you're like, that should
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: kill them immediately.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a resilience.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: He could take a little wrappage. The body is meant
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: to handle it.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Did you take the drugs with the ds?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I had made a vow at the beginning of the evening,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: the way that it was all coming together, I was
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: like I could see from a mile away that this
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: was going to be like one of the nights of
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: my life, because you know, we were all going out
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, like we ran into
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Nate Diaz and his whole crew at this hotel bar,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: and then they were like, come to dinner with us,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: and then you agreed to come because you were about
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: to go home, and it was like there's a group
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: of people and what was happening. I distinctly remember at
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: the dinner because this was like the first really like
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: famous person dinner that I had been like a wallflower at.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: And I remember that the owner of the restaurant opened
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: the sliding doors to that private room we were in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: and this guy came in the doctor correct, not just
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: a doctor. He owned the hospitals in LA.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Oh he did.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: Because I've been saying that he was like the head
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: cardiologist in Cedar Silent.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: I think he owned maybe, but he he owned. I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: know he owned the hospital, like one or two of
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: the hospitals in Los Angeles.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Good God.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: And he paid for our whole dinner.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, he paid for the whole dinner. Yeah, because I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: just my recollection is nobody tried to get his number.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: He just that's the guy.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He shook Nate's hands like big fan, yeah, and
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: was like, if you ever need anything, come to my hospital, right,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a wing, and then paid for our
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: whole dinner. And it was like fourteen of us at
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: a very fancy LA restaurant. It must have been like a.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: And nobody was jumping get this guy's number.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: No, but but I bet that the owner of the
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: restaurant connected them. It wasn't for us. You never know
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: what would we have done with that guy's.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I know, I'm not I'm not.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Well, just in case we ever needed to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: get to the front of the line of like a
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: heart transplant.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: The money, he's the money man.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's like a steak in the hot sick.
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  Speaker 3: you're you you're in the hospital business. Yeah, how'd you
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  Speaker 6: They probably it's probably one person that owns everything. They
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely do.
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  Speaker 3: like learned martial arts for the next three hours until
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  Speaker 5: Wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not a not a nighttime guy. Yeah, actually inside
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I like yeah, more of like a day activity,
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  Speaker 6: Are you just chilling?
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  Speaker 5: I watch a ton of YouTube, golf, some vodka, and
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  Speaker 5: then yeah, go to go to banks.
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  Speaker 6: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Good God.
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  Speaker 1: I could have just cold vodka straight.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're off like a little pinch of unsweetened cranberry, which.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Is to stay? Is that to stay lean?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 6: Just I mean that's just your drink.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And you don't want to put that much sugar.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: No, there's no way that's your drink. It's definitely a sugar.
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  Speaker 6: It's sugar. And you're worried about the calories, not worried.
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  Speaker 5: About the cat I'm worried about the sugar. But alcohol
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  Speaker 3: Still from sugar, some of it, not all of it,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right anyway, I don't know why my brain likes it,
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  Speaker 5: but that's what my brain is.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I know, if you like it, then yeah,
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  Speaker 6: didn't have.
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  Speaker 1: That probably because it gets you ship taste, because it
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  Speaker 6: Really, I can't see myself ever sitting down in any
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  Speaker 6: scenario with a glass of vodka. But I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what you get to when you become
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  Speaker 3: has not like the the most sort of learned and
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: mature men that I know drink vodka, which is cool.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: It's cool because it's like it's it's like impressive. Honestly,
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  Speaker 6: that's nothing about that. It's kind of impressive if I
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  Speaker 6: like that guy's got a fucking cock of steel.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Because you think whiskey and like dudes are like whiskey
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: drinkers or even like maybe tequila, but like whiskey, like
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: people sip whiskey, but vodka is like harsher but also
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: lower calorie and like a little bit healthier, but like
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: way harder to drink straight.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: I think, Yeah, you don't mix in like a seltzer
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: or anything like you like, you like it just straight
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: with the grip. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: It is cool.
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  Speaker 5: It's cool.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool. That's cool, man, especially if you like keep
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  Speaker 3: your bottle of vodka in the freezer.
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  Speaker 5: I do, I do.
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  Speaker 5: Well from the Jewish side, Yeah, well yeah, there you go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: ash Russians or something.
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  Speaker 1: I would have even thought that until was like European, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe Russian part of Russias in Europe.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, true, but I would have.
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  Speaker 1: Never that's the most Russian sounding thing ever, just drinking.
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  Speaker 6: That's like a bad stereotype for Russians.
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• 1:21:38
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  Speaker 3: We're also all out here trying different things. Some knights
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  Speaker 5: What do your nights look like in the city. You
• 1:21:55
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• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: No, I don't go out ever. I'm currently on a
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: weed some so my my my day to day is
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: changing quite a bit.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: So you just go home.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: I just go home.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: What are we watching?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: Nothing right now? Right now, it's a lot of just
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: sitting and thinking, okay and going I don't really want
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: to do anything. Yeah, playing video games, but not really
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: having fun.
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  Speaker 5: Mm So you know that feeling that's like, well, I
• 1:22:21
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• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: of course, and you're like past the point of any
• 1:22:26
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• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: It feels like.
• 1:22:30
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• 1:22:33
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's forced to what age?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Middle school?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was forced to for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I was forced to for a while, and I dream
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  Speaker 1: of forcing my children to.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course do it.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like you have to like the idea that
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: like people know musical theory. I feel like you got
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  Speaker 1: pretty far into music.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, you're you're great.
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  Speaker 3: I was forced to do it long enough that I
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  Speaker 3: understood it, and then I switched to guitar and then
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: came back to the piano on my own, and the
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: only then did I start enjoying it. And once you
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: start enjoying it, you do get better.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Forced to do it probably like ten.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that was probably me too.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: I was forced to do piano from kindergarten through middle school,
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  Speaker 6: and then I started playing clarinet in high school and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: then I quit, and then I haven't. I haven't really
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: played much. Yeah, because I wanted to play saxophone right naturally,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: And then they tell you, well, if you play clarinet.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually very easy to switch over to the saxophone,
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  Speaker 6: like once there's more because there's only a certain amount
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: of available spots, and then you start playing the saxophone
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: or the clarinet, and then you're like, I'm not, like
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: this is impossible to learn. I'm not switching once I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: learned this, Like, that's crazy in high school. I'm not
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: going to become like a three instrument guy. That's fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 6: So I played clarinet. I was really good at it though,
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  Speaker 5: sure leaving? Are you sure?
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  Speaker 6: That's the worst.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm talking about. Just send me to
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: a normal place.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: You pull it.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: There's two lanes, the right lane which were you're supposed
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: to you know, all the cars are parked basically, So
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I guess, I guess it's full. So I
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: start to back up, beeping. So then I'm like, I
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: don't know what to do.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: You drive an eighteen wheeler.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: Maybe a park there is that gonna be like what
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: do I need a fucking So then I was like,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: I bet you this is a New York thing, there'd
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: probably be a gate. So that I went down there,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Oh thank god, no place to stand, and the guy's like, yeah,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: leave it. I'm like, all right, did they park it
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: for you? There's no place to park it. But then.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: They have secret compartments. They've got elevators, they have all
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: it's an emc Escher painting in there. Parking garages in
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: New York City are that, and they will find a
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: place that couple.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Park you right to just stack you in with no
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: space in between. These are Colombians who are somehow the
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: best drivers on planet Earth. Correct geniuses. They can make
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: any area work. Their special awareness is second to none.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: I had that where I was returning a car from
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 6: to a rental place a couple of weeks ago, and
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: there was nowhere to nowhere to go. I just had
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: to leave it in the middle of the road. There's like, yeah,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: but there's like cars behind, there's nowhere, there's nowhere any
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: wants to get any of us to go.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: They had it, what Seymour, what happened?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: It's uh, it's you know, like the car company like
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: six Yeah, yeah, it was that in Queens by LaGuardia.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: And then the road that it comes on to is
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: a one way and the road goes it like merges
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: onto like a busier road and it's like a very
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: thin short road and there's just nowhere to go.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you just had to leave it.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: Just tell them.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: No one said anything.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: No, I had to tell people. I'm like, I don't
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 6: know what, there's nowhere to go. And then then they
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: leave it. But then there's like it's causing a whole jam,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 6: nowhere to go.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Six is the sexy car rental option though really oh yeah,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's like sexy in European.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like hurts, they're all the same.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: You say your clock too, it hurts sexy.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 6: But I'll be honest, I tried. I tried to do
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: that thing that you were talking about with the car
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: with hurts. I'm gold I'm a gold member and I
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 6: showed up to LaGuardia and my name was not on
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: the thing.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: There's something else you have to do. I had this
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: happened to me recently.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 6: And then I waited in line for an hour and
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: it bro like the questions. People got to stop asking
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: so many fucking questions like, oh, we got the what
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: did you want? You wanted a big car? Okay, we
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: can do this. Uh tahoe, Well, I don't know if
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 6: the tall does the tahoe have like? And it's like,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: why does it, Matt, why do you care? It's all
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: the same shit.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: It's a car. A lot of these people don't travel,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: so it's daunting to them. It was like their first
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: time out of the house.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 6: One of the guys definitely travels business guy. He switched
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: cars three times.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: It's like, bro, at a certain point, you're just an asshole,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: Like you see us all waiting here and you're waiting
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: to get like the perfect fit for your fucking fat
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: body because he was fat.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: He was a fat guy.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: He's a fat guy.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well then say I mean a lead with that
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: so we can all get on the same page. We're
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: fat hating.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know. The questions enraged me. Hotels checking in,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: people asking about the incidental charges, like they get hit
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 6: with it's going to be two hundred dollars in incidentals.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 6: It's like a flash grenade to the face for those people.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 6: They're like they can't comprehend what that is, but that's
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 6: just that's they don't they know it's coming back to them, Yes, exactly.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: And they understand that.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some Americans can't. They can't stomach a two hundred
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: dollars bonus charge.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 6: I mean I get it all the time.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: There would be like dudes checking in and they would
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: have to like bring the hotel clerk to the side
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: so they like whisper to them, like the way my
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: account set up, Like I don't have two hundred extra dollars, yeah,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: and have to reset. It's a nasty time.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: And it's like, well, that's fine. Just don't touch anything.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, make sure you don't rip the TV off the wall.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 6: There's not much to break.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: In the room anyway. You're leaving the Delta lounge after
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot. We were talking about that.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the middle of the story. This was on
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: the side. Uh what did I was You're leaving the
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: Dutch lounge and there's two women.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I leave the lounge. I get to my flight.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: There's only two people left waiting and that have not
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: boarded the plane.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: This is on your Instagram.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Now, no, I didn't post about this.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: It's a personal one.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: But I overheard them talking and they were like, yeah,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: there's two seats left in first class, and if the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: one person who has one doesn't show up, we'll get
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: both of them. And I heard them say that as
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: I was like coming, and then.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: He lurked behind and waited until the last second before
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: the door was closed, and then fucking claimed, why would.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: You do that?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: That's sick.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: There's no need to clarify what I meant.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: I wasn't doing it to punish them. I didn't know
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: they were going to be there, and like hoping for
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: the upgrade.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: Wait, but he said, but so you. But when you
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: found out that they were ready, that they got that
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: piece of information.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: They were just saying that.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: And then he dies and then he waited and he bought.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: He bought a trade and.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't wait, he's pulling your leg. I didn't wait.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: I went, as those women aren't concerned. You wait, you
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: might as well like you did wait, but you didn't
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: know that they were.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: What I wanted to do is scan my ticket and
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: wait to hear them be like, ah, he lost it
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: because that would have made me happy. Why because shame
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: on them for thinking the world would be handed to
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: them on a silver player. I had to use a
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: global upgrade certificate to get me from Premium economy into
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: Delta one on a flight home.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: Global upgrade for a domestic flight from California.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Wow, I got those global upgrade certificates by didn't of
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: how much I travel for work, so that I think
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: they did not have.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 6: I didn't get any this year, just regional because no
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 6: one wants that I can get an upgrade from New
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: York to Boston.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Did you fight to Greensboro first class when you went? Uh? Yeah,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: regional upgrade.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 6: It was a regional upgrade.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: If I get to one hundred thousand dollars one hundred
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: thousand m q ds, I can gift diamond medallion on
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: Delta to someone else.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: I got you.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: You'll love it coming right to you.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Diamond medallion.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: That's the highest tier you could Well, it's actually not.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: It's all we talk about. It's literally all we ever
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: A spot.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: Diamond medallion.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: Diamond Medallions two episodes and I'm in recovery now. No
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: more coke for me.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: I kicked it.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: I love that good.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: I think that's a fair trade off.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: I'll bring anything of this up.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: One episode for diamond Medallion, one for a spot on
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: the road for the tour.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like diamond medallions worth at least. I
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: mean he needs to be in the trailer. We need,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: Like I have my own trailer for season two. It
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: was awesome.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: One one day I had the small one, and then
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: the other day I had the big one. Yeah next
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: to Shane with that room is huge, so you can
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: nap in that.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: Oh you meant like a trailer, like a preview, right, Yeah?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just got so confused.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry, you said I had my own trailer. I thought
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: you met your your own preview.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: You got the bluetooth to my trailer this year, so.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: I can imagine what do I hate you with?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think I should say the nog?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: What's that porno?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: Of course?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: That more nasty than porno?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But and then music that I hate?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: But what's up like Springsteen? Yeah?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Going from season one to season two, it was a
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: really cool experience.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: You can only imagine what's going from season two to
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: season two. It must have been incredible.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine it was incredible.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, the craft he must have been better,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: so different. Oh that's good, miss, Okay, you missed nothing.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Every time we would eat on set, I would feel
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: sick after every single time.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: It's not and you do that for like months.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: Well I'm there for a week.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I I because we get an executive assistant, so
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: I I go, please give me something else.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Please, And I just would gorge.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: I would eat so much of the prepared food.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: So you liked it?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I mean I didn't. When there's food out,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: I eat like I'm a Labrador cheat. I can't not
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: eat all.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 6: They have a problem.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: Is it a problem or are you just like trying
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: to pack on masks.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: With like I've just forever been a very hungry person,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: and I have this feeling that if I stop eating
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: in such enormous quantities, my metabolism will slow down and
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: then I'll gain weight.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: I attribute somewhat of my physique to how much I eat.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: Interesting, And have you ever been overweight?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: Nice, never, never once? That would kill myself.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Well, you've never been obese, but I mean your b
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: in my is probably like, yeah, you're probably like overweight
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: for your your.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: So he's fat.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: That calculation is really outdated and obviously everyone knows it's
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: flawed because by those metrics.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: The Rock is also obese. He's a fat ass.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: JJ watt.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: That's a regular day for Francis the Rocks. Cheap day, Yeah, crafty.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: What kind of stuff are they?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Is it like a plate or like a tin of
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: fish or some ship like that, or like a bunch
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: of chickens lined up.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: It would always be like some mother and father and
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: daughter who are like a barbecue family. They're like dry
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: our chicklings. They're like, I don't know what that is,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: and you don't want that for launch piles of sausages
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: with onions and peppers and.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 6: Having barbecue as your midday meals.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: Seven more hours on my feet after this.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Where you had to look presentable, I mean like a
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: camera guy, a grip or something like that. They can
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: load up and they don't give a fuck.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: And I was always like, you'd have makeup on and
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: one of my outfits I had to wear a leather
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: jacket over a hoodie and I just was so hot,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: which luckily like contribute helped me act because my character
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: was just so fucking you know, but uh, making you
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: laugh was my favorite thing. Oh my god, remember when
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: I took your seat in the office. Yeah, you're just
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: so good. Oh yeah, that's not why I brought well.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: I still I still go back and rewatch the you
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: from the first episode for the first season. You making
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: chain break?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was fun too.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: That's that's such a fun healt take. Shane Jean Francis.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: I'm glad I got to be in the Blooper real.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: I like the Bloopers, a blooper guy.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: Is there anything that we need to know about season three?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: Or just going raw wrong?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: I love that awesome August, what's birthday? Come on right
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: around the corner really soon?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: Cool?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Check that out on Netflix. That's season three. Congratulations, thank you, thanks,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: thanks for coming than Not Invitational next year. Sure you
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: and I are do for some golf.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: You guys gotta play some golf.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on down?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: Cool?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you got to come on up.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Are you going to go down to play golf with them?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: He's never going to go down.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: What about like Marion or something like that or somewhere nice.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, yeah with the Eagles Autism Foundation.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Incredible that Corona Barwin or who is that? I don't know,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: but still sick.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Like, who's is there somebody that runs that from the
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: eagle side? She well, yeah, she a woman.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the first time because the week before I
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: got to play with Jason Kelsey as an event and
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: that was at Rolling Green and I was like passing
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: this woman that every time I passed her should be
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: like and then this quarter I made X amount of
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: millions and then there's an X amount of millions and
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what a psycho? I was like, gotta be
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: a realder. Yeah, but she was the charge of Vehicles
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: Autism since she was just talking about how much money she's.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Right, she was like, all you have to do to
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: play Mary and is get diagnosed.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: She's awesome, right And.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so how was it they're playing?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: Marion's really cool. Yeah, I'll come down. I want to
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: play your course. He's a member of course that Saquon
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Barkley's a member of No is.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: Out there, but Bradley Run is the course we're going
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: to play.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: I thought had joined your club.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: He thought about it.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 6: He signed an nda.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: He thought about it. Yeah, well that's what.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a big time golfer. Yeah, I love that.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: I grew up the play.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: Overbrook No nice.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Overbrooks decent one will always be a giant in
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 6: my eyes.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: You're just trolling now, Bro, you're talking to to Philly
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: fucking autism.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: You really have When he was in New York, he
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: had something to him.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: He's a super Bowl champ. Bro, don't put fucking smut
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: on his name.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 6: Let's do it. Note you saw what happened Todowns in
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 6: the Super Bowl though, you know that he needed.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: To run forward.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when he was kind of forgot how to play
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 6: in the Super Bow. A J.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: Brown is like spassing on the Patriots and that he
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: can't get it separation. The balls are hitting him in
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: the hands, and Mike Rabel has been fucking reaming him out.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: He admitted it.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: You have company.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 6: Rabel is going to get him right. I mean, that's
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 6: the thing that's nice about having an action. That's the
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: thing that's nice for having a good coach who played
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 6: the game.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: Make sure you only played the game. And what are
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: you college? Are you college? And what where he got
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: out before he destroyed his body, he'd be walking around
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: like the fucking rock like like, uh, it's not neither
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: here nor there, John.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 6: What do you think of?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you for going?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 6: You like Sirianni?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, leave him alone. He's our fucking guest.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: Shut up cool.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bro, Thank you. That was awesome.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: H