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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's our number four as we make a splash here
- 0:06Speaker 1: stayed up all night flexing our audio muscles to provide
- 0:11Speaker 1: fresh pod and here it is the ben maler show
- 0:13Speaker 1: podcast don't forget fifth hour podcast today as well we
- 0:16Speaker 1: have an original episode regarding the verbal octagon a caller
- 0:21Speaker 1: was well the guy's actually not a caller he's just
- 0:23Speaker 1: a listener but he wrote in he was all upset
- 0:25Speaker 1: about the verbal octagon he made some accusations against me.
- 0:29Speaker 1: So we'll address that on the Fifth Hour podcast today.
- 0:33Speaker 1: We'll have a new episode on Saturday. And the mailbag
- 0:36Speaker 1: will be available on Sunday. Here in hour number four, though.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Are you excited about that big trade? Well, after arriving
- 0:43Speaker 1: in Dallas, Joey Porter Jr.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Is.
- 0:45Speaker 1: He says Pittsburgh disrespected him. Do you buy that? Was
- 0:49Speaker 1: that disrespect by the Steelers? And what precedent did new
- 0:53Speaker 1: Cowboys defensive back Joey Porter Jr.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Set?
- 0:56Speaker 1: For other players unhappy with their contracts but unwilling to
- 1:00Speaker 1: formally hold out with what he pulled with the Steelers.
- 1:03Speaker 1: And Tony Romo playing Q school while on indefinite leave
- 1:08Speaker 1: from CBS. Good idea or bad idea? We'll talk about
- 1:11Speaker 1: all that and more. Have a wonderful weekend. Enjoy the
- 1:15Speaker 1: 5th Hour Podcast this weekend. Stay safe. Here's our number four. Well,
- 1:25Speaker 1: it turns out the magic potion has worked. We'd like
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- 1:33Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
- 1:40Speaker 1: Maller Show. We are in the air everywhere as we
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- 2:25Speaker 1: fixes bridges. They're like, hey, hey, Mala. Hey, that's wicked bad, Mala.
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- 2:55Speaker 1: before we get to the action, before we get to
- 2:59Speaker 1: the action this hour, the MALLER monologue, I did want
- 3:01Speaker 1: to mention we had a couple of games last night.
- 3:03Speaker 1: The Steelers, that did not go so well. For the
- 3:07Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers, they scored early, thought, okay, there's something going
- 3:10Speaker 1: on here, something good. And then they had to play
- 3:13Speaker 1: the rest of the game, and that did not go
- 3:15Speaker 1: so well as they came back to tie it late.
- 3:18Speaker 1: But the Browns off to the 3-1 start. Pittsburgh, they
- 3:20Speaker 1: were screaming at each other. It was really good for
- 3:22Speaker 1: talk radio. As Aaron Rodgers is just at the point now,
- 3:26Speaker 1: he's like, I don't give an F. I'm not coming back.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I'm going to go do cheeseball podcasts and drink ayahuasca.
- 3:34Speaker 1: with my fake wife, so I don't care. And that's that.
- 3:38Speaker 1: And it's just great. He's screaming at McCarthy. McCarthy's screaming
- 3:41Speaker 1: at him. Now, in terms of the baseball, baseball action,
- 3:46Speaker 1: we had the final game of the wild card round,
- 3:50Speaker 1: and it went to the team from Georgia. And for
- 3:53Speaker 1: the Phillies, turn out the lights. The party's over. Yeah,
- 3:57Speaker 1: it's all Dunskies in that particular game. series so the
- 4:03Speaker 1: Braves have advanced and that leads us into this there
- 4:06Speaker 1: is no time like October the NLDS is here streaming
- 4:10Speaker 1: live on Fox 1 it's the Braves against the Dodgers
- 4:13Speaker 1: the Padres taking on the top seed the Brewers and
- 4:18Speaker 1: win and you're one step closer to the World Series
- 4:20Speaker 1: lose and your season is O-V-E-R over this is postseason
- 4:25Speaker 1: baseball at its best the kind of October magic That
- 4:29Speaker 1: doesn't wait for the recap. Now, here's the good news.
- 4:32Speaker 1: You can watch every pitch, every swing, every walk-off live
- 4:38Speaker 1: streaming on Fox 1. Catch the Braves versus the Dodgers.
- 4:43Speaker 1: That's the early game at 4 p.m. Eastern time tomorrow.
- 4:47Speaker 1: And then you've got the Padres and the Brewers. And
- 4:51Speaker 1: it's all live on Fox 1. There is no time
- 4:54Speaker 1: like October. And there is no better place to stream
- 4:58Speaker 1: the magic than Fox 1. Now, of those two games
- 5:02Speaker 1: at this hour here, in the early morning hours, before
- 5:05Speaker 1: the Roosters have awoken, we only know one of the pitchers.
- 5:09Speaker 1: The Brewers have announced that Jacob Mizorowski, clearly their top guy,
- 5:13Speaker 1: is going to be the starter against the Pod squad,
- 5:16Speaker 1: who was in the wildcard round. The Padres are going
- 5:19Speaker 1: to start undecided. The Braves and Dodgers, that matchup is
- 5:24Speaker 1: undecided versus undecided. It'll be announced later today. The Dodgers,
- 5:29Speaker 1: even with that, if you look at the gambling market,
- 5:32Speaker 1: are a massive favorite. So are the Brewers. The Brewers
- 5:34Speaker 1: are actually a bigger favorite than the Dodgers are, if
- 5:37Speaker 1: you care about those kind of things. But all the
- 5:39Speaker 1: games are on Fox 1. You got the pesky Atlanta Braves,
- 5:43Speaker 1: the Padres, who sucked most of the year, then woke
- 5:46Speaker 1: up in the last month and a half taking on
- 5:48Speaker 1: the Brewers, the Dodgers, who also were kind of mediocre
- 5:51Speaker 1: for a while after the All-Star break. They woke up
- 5:54Speaker 1: the last month of the year, and they'll take on
- 5:56Speaker 1: The Atlanta Braves. So that is the baseball. Looking forward
- 5:59Speaker 1: to that. Am I going to watch? Yeah, I will. Now,
- 6:02Speaker 1: I'm watching college football, but I got nothing going on.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I'll flip over to the baseball. Of course, I love baseball.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Our lead this hour, though, from Dallas, Texas, deep in
- 6:11Speaker 1: the heart of Jerry's world, where, hey, Porter, Porter has landed.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Much like we expected, the story has played out the
- 6:21Speaker 1: way we thought it would. Every once in a while,
- 6:23Speaker 1: we get something right. And this is one of those times.
- 6:27Speaker 1: So if you have not heard, perhaps not, perhaps you
- 6:29Speaker 1: haven't been paying attention, Joey Porter Jr. was traded the
- 6:32Speaker 1: other day. And it turns out, is he A, thrilled
- 6:39Speaker 1: to go to Dallas, B, fine with it, it's like whatever,
- 6:43Speaker 1: or C, disappointed to go to Dallas? Well, it turns out,
- 6:47Speaker 1: reveal answers, it is A. Joey Porter Jr. is thrilled
- 6:52Speaker 1: by his trade to Dallas. And he said he was
- 6:54Speaker 1: watching a movie. He left the movie theater immediately after
- 6:59Speaker 1: getting the call. It's good to see that people still
- 7:00Speaker 1: go to movie theaters. I thought everyone stopped because all
- 7:02Speaker 1: they make is Spider-Man movies. But I guess he went
- 7:04Speaker 1: to a movie theater and he was eating the buttered
- 7:06Speaker 1: popcorn and enjoying himself. He said he pulled an all-nighter.
- 7:10Speaker 1: What a hero. Not all heroes wear capes. Joey Porter Jr.,
- 7:13Speaker 1: a hero, stayed up all night. You know, I pull
- 7:16Speaker 1: all-nighters all the time. I don't brag about it. That's
- 7:19Speaker 1: what I do. It's my job. Anyway, he arrived in Dallas,
- 7:23Speaker 1: and this is the funniest part. So Joey Porter Jr.
- 7:28Speaker 1: arrives in the Dallas area. He practiced on Thursday. He said,
- 7:33Speaker 1: I am blessed. I'm excited. Now, keep in mind, Porter
- 7:37Speaker 1: was going to be a healthy scratch. He was supposed
- 7:39Speaker 1: to be playing for Pittsburgh in the game on Thursday night.
- 7:42Speaker 1: He decided he didn't want to play in that game.
- 7:45Speaker 1: So Porter, who didn't play in any of the Steeler
- 7:48Speaker 1: games this season in a contract dispute, and he goes
- 7:54Speaker 1: to the Cowboys. Oh, yeah, I'm practicing. I hope to
- 7:57Speaker 1: play this weekend. He said the Steelers made him feel
- 8:00Speaker 1: undervalued and, quote, disrespected, while Dallas has shown that it
- 8:06Speaker 1: values him. Now, keep in mind, That as of this hour,
- 8:13Speaker 1: despite the issues that Porter had with the Steelers, Dallas
- 8:21Speaker 1: has not given him a new contract. And Porter says
- 8:23Speaker 1: he'll play for Dallas without receiving a new contract. Say what? Yeah,
- 8:30Speaker 1: so the quagmire has ended. That is a good jumping
- 8:32Speaker 1: off point. Now a new quagmire. In Texas. So let
- 8:36Speaker 1: us discuss the question. After arriving in Big D, Joey
- 8:42Speaker 1: Porter Jr. says that Pittsburgh disrespected him. Do you buy it?
- 8:49Speaker 1: Is this a disrespect card? So I've got the Princess Bride, cobblestones,
- 8:56Speaker 1: and syringe. And we will combine all of these things together.
- 9:04Speaker 1: And we will put in a barrel. We're going to
- 9:06Speaker 1: put a little baba ghanoush, the gabagoo, and the jambalaya.
- 9:10Speaker 1: We'll put that all in a big barrel. And, boy,
- 9:13Speaker 1: is that going to be fun. So, first of all,
- 9:16Speaker 1: to answer the question, Joey Porter Jr. saying Pittsburgh disrespected him.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Do you buy it? So I'm going to take hell
- 9:25Speaker 1: to the no. I'm going to go hell to the no.
- 9:29Speaker 1: In professional sports, and we get paid to commentate on
- 9:33Speaker 1: professional athletes and teams and whatnot. And this has happened
- 9:37Speaker 1: in my lifetime. In professional sports, the word respect has
- 9:40Speaker 1: undergone this fascinating translation. It once meant admiration. Today, it
- 9:49Speaker 1: means direct deposit. And I've never lived my life, and
- 9:55Speaker 1: everyone's wired different, I get it, but I've never been
- 9:57Speaker 1: that guy that lives my life saying, you know, the company.
- 10:00Speaker 1: disrespected me. If that was the case, I wouldn't have
- 10:03Speaker 1: been here over 25 years. I probably would have left
- 10:04Speaker 1: in year one. I would have been like, I'm done,
- 10:08Speaker 1: that's it. They didn't give me exactly what I wanted.
- 10:11Speaker 1: They made me work my way up the ladder here.
- 10:13Speaker 1: I'm out. I didn't do that. Now, clearly, Joey Porter Jr.,
- 10:18Speaker 1: respect is all the thing. I just do my job.
- 10:21Speaker 1: I think most people are like that. And they're like, well, yeah,
- 10:24Speaker 1: you'd like to have the company take care of you.
- 10:26Speaker 1: I've realized as I've gotten older, most companies don't take
- 10:28Speaker 1: care of you. They treat you just a number on
- 10:32Speaker 1: a card, and then when your number comes up, you're done.
- 10:34Speaker 1: But I'm okay with it because that's fine. I'll go
- 10:37Speaker 1: work somewhere else. And I haven't had to in a
- 10:39Speaker 1: long time, and Joey Porter Jr. had to. So he
- 10:43Speaker 1: conducted the modern NFL holdout. What is the modern NFL holdout?
- 10:47Speaker 1: So the owners thought, hey, we're going to get rid
- 10:49Speaker 1: of holdouts. We're going to make it so financially unattractive.
- 10:54Speaker 1: These guys are not going to hold out. So they
- 10:55Speaker 1: put all these rules in all these checks and balances.
- 10:58Speaker 1: That's one of the things the owners got.
- 11:00Speaker 4: OK, fine.
- 11:01Speaker 1: So the players have now figured out a way around that.
- 11:05Speaker 1: The modern NFL holdout, you show up. You get paid.
- 11:09Speaker 1: And then you don't do any work. It's called the
- 11:11Speaker 1: wildcat strike. That's what you do. The Steelers got bupkis.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Porter Jr. went AWOL. Right in the building. Right in
- 11:19Speaker 1: the building. And he pulled the NFL's version of calling
- 11:23Speaker 1: in sick and then posting images of you water skiing
- 11:28Speaker 1: on Instagram. Like, what are you doing, dude? Pittsburgh could
- 11:32Speaker 1: not get him on the field. They didn't give him
- 11:34Speaker 1: a contract. He said, I ain't playing unless I get
- 11:36Speaker 1: my bro. Like that schmuck, Blake Snell. And so he
- 11:41Speaker 1: didn't get paid. And that's it. I'm not playing. I'm
- 11:46Speaker 1: not playing. I ain't getting paid. So he didn't go
- 11:48Speaker 1: on the field. Dallas gets him off the plane. And
- 11:51Speaker 1: I guess now he's Cal Ripken Jr. He's Iron Man.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Apparently $ 3. 9 million before taxes is disrespectful. And I want
- 12:00Speaker 1: to let the Pittsburgh Steelers know right now I am
- 12:03Speaker 1: willing to be disrespected. If you would like to hire
- 12:05Speaker 1: me as a gas bag blowhard or backup offensive lineman,
- 12:09Speaker 1: I am more than happy to be on your team
- 12:11Speaker 1: for $ 3. 9 million. To me, you've won the lottery when
- 12:16Speaker 1: you make $ 3.
- 12:17Speaker 3: 9 million.
- 12:19Speaker 1: So he goes from Pittsburgh to Dallas, and all of
- 12:22Speaker 1: a sudden it's like, oh, it's great. He's perfectly fine.
- 12:25Speaker 1: It's dignified. Once the check, the same amount of money
- 12:29Speaker 1: has the Cowboy logo on it, it's good. So I
- 12:32Speaker 1: was thinking, like, what is this like? So I thought
- 12:34Speaker 1: it was like, remember the Princess Bride, that old movie
- 12:37Speaker 1: back in the day? It's like the Princess Bride of
- 12:39Speaker 1: the NFL. So Joey Porter Jr. told the Steelers, I'm
- 12:43Speaker 1: not playing without a new contract. So then he shows
- 12:47Speaker 1: up to Dallas. Jerry Jones says, listen, how about the
- 12:49Speaker 1: same contract in your play? And Joey Porter says, as
- 12:52Speaker 1: you wish. As you wish. It's so great. All right, now, secondly,
- 12:57Speaker 1: taking a step back, going up to 30,000 feet in
- 13:02Speaker 1: the sky and looking down at what is left of
- 13:06Speaker 1: this contract kerfluffle. The question, what precedent, if any, did
- 13:12Speaker 1: Cowboys defensive back Joey Porter Jr. set for other players
- 13:17Speaker 1: who are grumbling and stumbling and bumbling and unhappy with
- 13:22Speaker 1: their contracts, but unwilling to formally hold out. So he's
- 13:29Speaker 1: not the first person to do this. If I remember,
- 13:32Speaker 1: Micah Parsons did something similar with the Cowboys. However, Joey
- 13:37Speaker 1: Porter Jr. cranked it up a couple of notches. This
- 13:40Speaker 1: is the blueprint. a Bob Ross paint-by-numbers set for how
- 13:46Speaker 1: to play the oligarchs, the robber barons of pigskin. Bob
- 13:51Speaker 1: Ross would call it a happy little accident. The Steelers
- 13:54Speaker 1: would call it quitting. So decide which side of the
- 13:58Speaker 1: aisle you're on. And Joey Porter Jr., he pulled also,
- 14:01Speaker 1: to use another movie analogy, he pulled a full Gene Wilder.
- 14:06Speaker 1: The iconic Willy Wonka. We do the golden ticket. We
- 14:09Speaker 1: stole that. Danny G helped us steal that from Willy
- 14:12Speaker 1: Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and all that. So you
- 14:15Speaker 1: remember the scene? It's a classic movie. I think most
- 14:18Speaker 1: people have seen it, even if it's before your time.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Willy Wonka, Gene Wilder, limping around Pittsburgh. Just think about it.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Limping around Pittsburgh. And then Joey Porter there, as Gene Wilder,
- 14:31Speaker 1: he's limping around Pittsburgh. He gets his cane stuck in
- 14:34Speaker 1: the cobblestone. There's big cobblestones. And then suddenly, bam, he
- 14:40Speaker 1: somersaults right into Dallas. How did you do that? Abracadabra.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Hocus pocus. And why bother holding out when you can
- 14:48Speaker 1: hold it? You collect the paycheck. You just sit back
- 14:51Speaker 1: and wait for Jerry Jones to say, I got to
- 14:54Speaker 1: trade this guy. All right. I got to trade this
- 14:57Speaker 1: guy for some Oompa Loompas to be named later. I
- 14:59Speaker 1: got to get rid of this guy. reasonable people will
- 15:02Speaker 1: look at this surreal sequence and say, come on, man. Like,
- 15:06Speaker 1: what are you doing? But for NFL players, this is
- 15:10Speaker 1: the Holy Grail. This is how you attack the machine.
- 15:14Speaker 1: This is how you play the system. And there is
- 15:17Speaker 1: no punishment. Most jobs, if you quit a job and
- 15:22Speaker 1: you act like this, you're just an a-hole. You're there.
- 15:26Speaker 1: You're a healthy scratch. It's called malfeasance. You don't normally
- 15:31Speaker 1: get to go to another company and everything's fine. Like,
- 15:34Speaker 1: did Jerry Jones call the Steelers and ask for a reference? No,
- 15:38Speaker 1: because they don't care about that stuff. And so I
- 15:41Speaker 1: say the Steelers wisely cut their losses. They didn't get
- 15:45Speaker 1: a lot in return. They pretty much gave them away
- 15:47Speaker 1: for just a couple of scratcher tickets. But you'd rather
- 15:49Speaker 1: have somebody that wants to be there, even if it's
- 15:51Speaker 1: not as good a player. And clearly, Joey Porter Jr.,
- 15:55Speaker 1: despite his dad having played there as a legacy player,
- 15:58Speaker 1: Back in the day, he didn't want to play for
- 16:00Speaker 1: the Steelers, and he wasn't happy. And if he's unhappy,
- 16:03Speaker 1: as Tomlin said, you don't want hostages. And so you
- 16:07Speaker 1: get rid of the player. In terms of the wide-angle lens, though,
- 16:12Speaker 1: that's the reason he got what he wanted. So everyone
- 16:15Speaker 1: else is like, well, these agents, okay, so they're not
- 16:17Speaker 1: going to pay you. So here's what you do. You
- 16:20Speaker 1: show up to work. You fake a soft tissue injury,
- 16:23Speaker 1: like a lower back thing. I still love that the
- 16:26Speaker 1: lower back injury is the go-to injury. I've told stories
- 16:28Speaker 1: when I covered the NBA back in the day. That
- 16:31Speaker 1: was always the go-to injury if a guy went out
- 16:32Speaker 1: and boozed too much, chasing girls around and couldn't sleep
- 16:35Speaker 1: and was not in condition to play. They'd say he
- 16:38Speaker 1: has a lower back injury. That was always their go-to.
- 16:41Speaker 1: All right, meanwhile, final thought. The boob tube. We go
- 16:45Speaker 1: to the boob tube. And is it true? We have
- 16:51Speaker 1: seen a Tony Romo sighting. It's like seeing Sasquatch. We
- 16:55Speaker 1: have seen Tony Romo. Tony Romo making his first public
- 16:58Speaker 1: appearance since his July booze cruise or booze drive. He
- 17:04Speaker 1: competed in a golf tournament in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
- 17:10Speaker 5: What?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Yes, the PGA Tour Q School pre-qualifier at something called
- 17:18Speaker 1: The Club. It's in Forest Ridge, Oklahoma. which is in
- 17:24Speaker 1: Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Now, Romo shot a four over par
- 17:29Speaker 1: 76 in the opening round. He must have been hitting
- 17:32Speaker 1: the sauce again. Romo was arrested, remember, back in Wisconsin
- 17:36Speaker 1: on suspicion of operating while intoxicated after struggling with the
- 17:42Speaker 1: field sobriety test and all that. Romo has said that
- 17:45Speaker 1: he's trying to get back on CBS. He's trying to
- 17:48Speaker 1: take care of himself. And the people over at CBS
- 17:52Speaker 1: have said, Bupkis, nothing. They've been tight-lipped about whether they're
- 17:57Speaker 1: going to bring him back. The question, keep it simple.
- 18:01Speaker 1: So Tony Romo playing Q School while on indefinite leave
- 18:06Speaker 1: from CBS, good idea, bad idea. Good idea, bad idea.
- 18:13Speaker 1: You make the call. So we turn this over to
- 18:17Speaker 1: the judges' scorecards. And they rendered this a split decision
- 18:21Speaker 1: for Tony Romo. It is an absolute, absolute bogey for
- 18:27Speaker 1: Tony Romo in the case against CBS. You talk about
- 18:31Speaker 1: bad optics. Tony wrote this whole post about how he's
- 18:35Speaker 1: been struggling with his body, with injuries, and he was
- 18:38Speaker 1: trying to get himself right and all this stuff, and
- 18:40Speaker 1: that's why he started drinking and blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 18:43Speaker 1: His television career, which pays the bills, was it $ 17
- 18:47Speaker 1: million a year or something like that, His TV career, Romo,
- 18:51Speaker 1: is literally sitting in the emergency room, and he's out
- 18:54Speaker 1: there reading a 12-foot putt in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. You
- 19:02Speaker 1: cannot make this stuff up. You cannot do it. Romo
- 19:05Speaker 1: supposedly is trying to rebuild his life, apparently in a
- 19:10Speaker 1: sand trap. He's trying to rebuild it with a caddy.
- 19:16Speaker 1: What club should I use? Is there any whiskey in
- 19:19Speaker 1: the flask? Okay. This is a massive birdie for Romo's
- 19:26Speaker 1: addiction to the fairway. So it's a bogey for Romo
- 19:32Speaker 1: trying to get his TV job back. In terms of
- 19:34Speaker 1: his addiction to golf, apparently Romo's got other addictions. It
- 19:39Speaker 1: really is a birdie. And he stopped playing the PR game.
- 19:43Speaker 1: This would be a non-PR approved move by Tony Romo.
- 19:47Speaker 1: He's no longer waiting around for CBS. which tells you
- 19:50Speaker 1: either Romo is giving up on that or he's gotten
- 19:54Speaker 1: some kind of memo from his old buddy there Jim
- 19:57Speaker 1: saying hey they're not going to bring you back so
- 19:58Speaker 1: he's like well I want to go play golf I'm
- 20:02Speaker 1: going to tell you right now if you injected Tony
- 20:04Speaker 1: Romo With a syringe of truth serum. If you gave
- 20:08Speaker 1: Romo a syringe filled with truth serum, he would look
- 20:13Speaker 1: you right in the eye. Right in the eye. And
- 20:16Speaker 1: he'd say, you know, forget Jim Nance. You just get
- 20:19Speaker 1: me my PGA Tour card. I would give up a
- 20:22Speaker 1: $ 17 million a year gig to get a PGA Tour card.
- 20:27Speaker 1: That's how much I love the PGA. Now, maybe we've
- 20:29Speaker 1: had it completely backwards all along. And it's a bad
- 20:32Speaker 1: job by us that broadcasting was always Tony Romo's side hustle.
- 20:37Speaker 1: And all those reports that he wasn't preparing for work
- 20:39Speaker 1: and he was just out golfing and all that. Golf
- 20:42Speaker 1: is his real career. That's his obsession. It's not a hobby.
- 20:45Speaker 1: It's something more than that. That's his life's passion. So
- 20:50Speaker 1: the soul searching ended in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Trying to
- 20:55Speaker 1: get that that card that. coveted pga tour card it
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- 24:36Speaker 1: Tech Queen and Koopa Loop at a Bronco fan. That's
- 24:39Speaker 1: a Bronco fan. And your comments can and will be
- 24:44Speaker 1: used against you in the court of sports. Please act accordingly.
- 24:49Speaker 1: We had the NFL game last night with Rodgers and
- 24:52Speaker 1: McCarthy yelling at each other. Always fun. Always fun when
- 24:56Speaker 1: that happens. And I did want to mention the Chicago Bears,
- 25:02Speaker 1: they have not named a starter yet. for the game
- 25:05Speaker 1: this weekend. However, if you believe the reports out of Chicago,
- 25:10Speaker 1: it sounds like Tyson Bajent is going to be the
- 25:13Speaker 1: starter and not Case Keenum, who lit up the Philadelphia Eagles.
- 25:19Speaker 1: So it's just reading the tea leaves there. That's apparently
- 25:25Speaker 1: what's going to happen. Let's go to the phones and
- 25:27Speaker 1: we'll say hello to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Let's say
- 25:31Speaker 1: hello to... Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Welcome.
- 25:38Speaker 2: Hey, mentor.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Right here.
- 25:41Speaker 4: We're ready for the NFL pickups with the Lefferts on
- 25:43Speaker 4: NFL picks.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Poppy's NFL picks. Let's go.
- 25:47Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was a segment. Is that an
- 25:49Speaker 1: official segment on the show? I did not realize.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Of course. People love it. Okay.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Lorena, do you love it?
- 25:56Speaker 4: Love's a very strong word.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I thought you love everything, no? Coop, do you love it, Coop?
- 26:01Speaker 1: Are you all about the love on this Poppy and
- 26:04Speaker 1: the Leprechaun segment?
- 26:06Speaker 2: No.
- 26:06Speaker 1: All right, so, Poppy, I've just asked two random people.
- 26:10Speaker 1: They don't say they love it.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Hey, we're bringing our endgame. Put the music on, Lorena.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Hold on a second. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Hold on. Let me check with Frank the Tank. Frank
- 26:20Speaker 1: the Tank in Iowa, do you love Poppy's picks? Frank
- 26:24Speaker 1: the Tank in Iowa.
- 26:27Speaker 3: Did he play anything? Did he play organized sports?
- 26:32Speaker 1: Poppy, did you play any sports, Poppy?
- 26:35Speaker 2: Oh, of course.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Poppy knows sports. Yes, I played sports.
- 26:38Speaker 1: No, no, he didn't ask you. What did you play?
- 26:41Speaker 3: I said organized. I didn't play. Football?
- 26:43Speaker 6: Yes.
- 26:45Speaker 3: And basketball. Trifecta. Oh, okay. Yeah. Was you okay?
- 26:53Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 26:54Speaker 3: That was a trifecta for you.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Was I okay? Yes.
- 26:59Speaker 3: I'll come up when you play. All right.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Thank you, Frank. Frank's easy, huh? Oh, you played. Okay, fine.
- 27:04Speaker 1: You played. That's it. I believe you. If you said it,
- 27:07Speaker 1: it's like remember when Peyton Manning's wife was accused of
- 27:10Speaker 1: being a drug mule and all the broadcasters were running
- 27:13Speaker 1: interference for Peyton Manning and they're like, well, Peyton said
- 27:15Speaker 1: he didn't do it. He didn't do it. Let's get Leprechaun.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Go ahead. Do you have one minute? One minute.
- 27:21Speaker 8: One minute.
- 27:22Speaker 5: One minute.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Are you there, Leprechaun? Hello, Leprechaun.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Of course I'm here. What's his poppy pick? What's his
- 27:30Speaker 3: poppy pick? First game is the Patriots versus the Bills.
- 27:33Speaker 3: I'm liking the Bills. And Josh Allen, anytime. What do
- 27:36Speaker 3: you like in Leprechaun in that game?
- 27:38Speaker 2: I'm going to go to pass.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Okay, we both agree. On the second game, we got
- 27:43Speaker 3: the Chiefs versus the Raiders, both undefeated teams. I really
- 27:46Speaker 3: like the Chiefs on this one with Kenneth Walker, bonus pick, anytime.
- 27:50Speaker 3: What about you, Leprechaun?
- 27:51Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the Raiders.
- 27:53Speaker 3: Wow. And save the best for last, right? We got
- 27:57Speaker 3: the Lions versus the Panthers. I really like the Lions
- 28:00Speaker 3: with Gibbs. Anytime touchdown, he's going to destroy the Panthers.
- 28:03Speaker 2: What about you?
- 28:03Speaker 3: I'm going to go to Philly. The Phillies? Wait, it's
- 28:09Speaker 3: the Lions versus the Panthers.
- 28:11Speaker 8: I went exactly against everything you said, so we'll see
- 28:14Speaker 8: what happens.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Okay.
- 28:16Speaker 8: Oh, yes.
- 28:16Speaker 3: I like that.
- 28:18Speaker 1: No point spreads. You guys are not betting with point spreads.
- 28:20Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we are.
- 28:21Speaker 3: We were waiting for you, Mentor, to give that, but yeah.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Your job is to find... They're all on DraftKings. They are.
- 28:29Speaker 3: I can tell you right now. Would you like to know?
- 28:31Speaker 2: My God.
- 28:32Speaker 3: No, I don't. All right. Anyway, tell Marcel congratulations. Uh-huh.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Okay.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Okay.
- 28:40Speaker 1: The Bills are 6.5 favorites. Oh, no, no. Six and
- 28:43Speaker 1: a half.
- 28:43Speaker 6: There you go.
- 28:44Speaker 1: It's not six.
- 28:44Speaker 5: Six and a half.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Yes.
- 28:45Speaker 3: I said 6.5.
- 28:46Speaker 5: It's to me.
- 28:49Speaker 3: The Lions are.
- 28:49Speaker 1: I've got to make this end. My ears are going
- 28:51Speaker 1: to bleed. I've got to go. Thank you. All right.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Both of you. Thank you.
- 28:54Speaker 4: All right.
- 28:55Speaker 1: There it is. The circus. That was a little tough.
- 29:00Speaker 1: I get e-mails all the time. Why do these guys
- 29:02Speaker 1: think anyone cares about their picks? Can you explain why
- 29:05Speaker 1: Poppy and the Leprechaun think that we care about their picks?
- 29:08Speaker 8: Go ahead. You know, that's a great question. I think
- 29:14Speaker 8: the leprechaun just kind of goes along with it. I
- 29:16Speaker 8: think Poppy genuinely believes.
- 29:22Speaker 1: That people do care about what his picks are.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 29:24Speaker 1: This is an important part. There are people right now
- 29:26Speaker 1: who are getting up to start their day, and they're like,
- 29:28Speaker 1: I can't get through my day without knowing what Poppy
- 29:33Speaker 1: in San Diego thinks of the Bills game.
- 29:36Speaker 4: I think he was 2-0 last weekend.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Was he? He should host the show then. Did better
- 29:42Speaker 1: than me. Did bad. Spent all my time handicapping to
- 29:45Speaker 1: get pantsed. Let's say hello to Frank. Let me go
- 29:51Speaker 1: back to Frank. Frank, do you have anything to say there?
- 29:52Speaker 1: Frank the Tank, anything else you want to add? Frank
- 29:54Speaker 1: the Tank, you're called up there. Frank the Tank, hello. Iowa.
- 29:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking for a different pick on the
- 30:02Speaker 3: World Series. I was looking for... Milwaukee and either the
- 30:06Speaker 3: White Sox or, no, Milwaukee and Tampa Bay World Series.
- 30:10Speaker 3: What do you think on that?
- 30:12Speaker 1: I think that would be great. If you hate Major
- 30:14Speaker 1: League Baseball television ratings, I think that would be freaking wonderful.
- 30:18Speaker 1: It's a great idea.
- 30:21Speaker 3: How many times have we seen the Yankees and Dodgers?
- 30:25Speaker 3: We just saw them a couple years ago. We've seen them, what,
- 30:28Speaker 3: seven times?
- 30:32Speaker 1: It's all your life. Well, we saw him in the
- 30:35Speaker 1: 80s a lot, not in the 90s.
- 30:36Speaker 3: No, we've seen him twice. 81 and 80. No, we've
- 30:39Speaker 3: seen him once. We've seen him once in the 70s
- 30:41Speaker 3: and once in the 80s.
- 30:47Speaker 1: I thought they played more than once in the 70s.
- 30:48Speaker 1: But the 80s, early 80s, and then, okay, who cares?
- 30:52Speaker 1: Thank you, Frank. Let's go to Marcel. Do the big introduction, Marcel.
- 30:54Speaker 1: You know what time it is, the Coop Scoop on Entertainment.
- 30:57Speaker 1: You need stuff to watch this weekend other than sports.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
- 30:59Speaker 2: It is the first day of October now, second day,
- 31:03Speaker 2: ladies and gents, and the Coop Scoop on Entertainment. It's
- 31:06Speaker 2: right about now. And here is Justin Cooper at Broncos
- 31:10Speaker 2: now next. All yours for the Coop Scoop on Entertainment.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Hooray for Hollywood.
- 31:15Speaker 4: Thank you as always, Marcel. We have some catching up
- 31:20Speaker 4: to do here.
- 31:21Speaker 8: I was out last week during Coop Scoop Entertainment, so
- 31:24Speaker 8: I wanted to highlight a couple of things that were
- 31:26Speaker 8: released last weekend. The first is a movie called Heart
- 31:31Speaker 8: of the Beast. And this movie basically stars Brad Pitt
- 31:36Speaker 8: and a dog.
- 31:38Speaker 4: And it is a... What kind of dog? German Shepherd.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Oh.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:43Speaker 1: I'm biased to the Bulldog.
- 31:44Speaker 2: I like the Bulldog.
- 31:46Speaker 8: I went and saw this movie. It was pretty good.
- 31:50Speaker 8: I say pretty good because it's kind of predictable. It's
- 31:54Speaker 8: a survivalist movie. He's out in the wilderness and bad
- 31:57Speaker 8: things happen.
- 31:58Speaker 1: So they made a movie about that. Remember the Survivorman
- 32:01Speaker 1: guy back in the day? Or those guys that would
- 32:03Speaker 1: drop in the middle of the forest? That kind of thing?
- 32:06Speaker 8: Yeah, so basically he is a former Marine, I think,
- 32:11Speaker 8: and the dog was also enlisted. It's an Army dog
- 32:16Speaker 8: or Marine dog or whatever.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Oh, that's good.
- 32:19Speaker 8: And they're both retired, and stuff in the wilderness happens,
- 32:24Speaker 8: and you think the dog's going to die, you think
- 32:26Speaker 8: he's going to die, and I'm not going to give
- 32:28Speaker 8: any spoilers, but yeah, it was good stuff.
- 32:32Speaker 4: I liked it.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Okay.
- 32:34Speaker 8: So that's in theaters right now. Also in theaters, and
- 32:37Speaker 8: this one was something I was looking forward to talking about.
- 32:40Speaker 8: It came out last weekend. It's got good reviews. It's
- 32:41Speaker 8: called Primetime.
- 32:43Speaker 4: And this.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Deion Sanders got a movie, huh?
- 32:46Speaker 8: This stars Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen, the To Catch.
- 32:52Speaker 4: A Predator host.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Can I have those cookies?
- 32:55Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you take a seat?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
- 32:59Speaker 8: I believe the real Chris Hansen really did not like
- 33:04Speaker 8: this movie and had issues with it. I'm not, I'm
- 33:08Speaker 8: not totally sure. I guess I just don't, don't like
- 33:10Speaker 8: the way he's portrayed. I saw a trailer for it
- 33:12Speaker 8: and it, they kind of make Chris Hansen's out to
- 33:16Speaker 8: be like this ruthless.
- 33:19Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know.
- 33:19Speaker 8: I haven't seen the movie. I am going to check
- 33:21Speaker 8: it out and I'll, I'll report back to you, but, uh,
- 33:25Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 33:25Speaker 4: We'll see.
- 33:25Speaker 6: Okay.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Fair enough.
- 33:29Speaker 8: Moving on to this weekend in theaters, the only movie
- 33:32Speaker 8: I want to point out is the new Tom Cruise
- 33:34Speaker 8: movie called Digger.
- 33:36Speaker 4: This one kind of got.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Oh, you know, I worked at Kiss AM. Our engineer
- 33:41Speaker 1: was named Digger. Oh. One of the nicest people I
- 33:43Speaker 1: ever met.
- 33:43Speaker 4: I had a dog named Digger.
- 33:45Speaker 1: No, this guy was an old guy, and he lived
- 33:47Speaker 1: on Mount Wilson in L.A. where all the transmitters are,
- 33:50Speaker 1: just to make sure the station stayed on the air.
- 33:51Speaker 1: How loyal is that?
- 33:53Speaker 3: Nice.
- 33:53Speaker 1: He lived by himself on Mount Wilson.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Wow.
- 33:56Speaker 8: Great. Yeah, so it's got Tom Cruise, Riz Ahmed, John Goodman,
- 34:00Speaker 8: and Jesse Plemons. And basically Tom Cruise plays the most
- 34:04Speaker 8: powerful man in the world who embarks on a frantic
- 34:07Speaker 8: mission to prove that he's humanity's savior before the disaster
- 34:10Speaker 8: that he unleashed destroys everything.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Oh.
- 34:13Speaker 5: Yes.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. So it's like Frankenstein's lab. We made
- 34:17Speaker 1: this monster and it got out.
- 34:19Speaker 8: It seems a little over the top. I don't know
- 34:21Speaker 8: if they're trying to do some, like, elon parallels here uh.
- 34:25Speaker 7: Does tom cruise jump out of a plane at uh
- 34:28Speaker 7: any plane jumping he might honestly he's gotta be yeah
- 34:32Speaker 7: he loves that uh also another movie this one's a
- 34:35Speaker 7: straight to streaming movie but it is available on netflix
- 34:37Speaker 7: right now and it is called unabomber.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Uh it's an uplifting family movie.
- 34:44Speaker 8: Yeah uh is it the unabomber i don't know i
- 34:48Speaker 8: think it's just unabomber but It stars Shailene Woodley.
- 34:52Speaker 4: And apparently, I don't know how to spell Unabomber. I
- 34:55Speaker 4: lost it here.
- 34:57Speaker 1: U-N-I-B-O-M-E-R.
- 35:00Speaker 4: There we go again.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Unabomber.
- 35:04Speaker 3: Yes.
- 35:05Speaker 8: So that is on Netflix. It stars Shailene Woodley and
- 35:07Speaker 8: Jacob Tremblay as Ted Kaczynski. Russell Crowe also stars.
- 35:14Speaker 4: In this movie.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Is he still alive in jail or is he dead?
- 35:16Speaker 4: He is dead. He died three years ago.
- 35:19Speaker 8: Okay.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Yes.
- 35:21Speaker 8: But obviously, this kind of goes over his teenage years
- 35:25Speaker 8: and then later the manhunt.
- 35:27Speaker 1: So they caught him. You know, they never caught. When
- 35:28Speaker 1: I was a kid, they had this thing in Chicago
- 35:30Speaker 1: where people were dying. They were poisoning Tylenol. They never
- 35:33Speaker 1: caught that.
- 35:33Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 35:34Speaker 4: I do know about that one as well.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Yeah. That guy got away with it. Probably dead now.
- 35:39Speaker 1: It's been 40 years.
- 35:40Speaker 3: Probably dead.
- 35:41Speaker 8: Also available right now, a new limited series called East
- 35:44Speaker 8: of Eden on Netflix.
- 35:46Speaker 4: And this one stars Florence Pugh. And it is.
- 35:51Speaker 8: Basically it used to be it was a feature film
- 35:53Speaker 8: back in 1955 based on the Nobel Prize winning John
- 35:58Speaker 8: Steinbeck novel. It's a seven episode miniseries that follows generations
- 36:02Speaker 8: of the Trask family. And this one's got good reviews
- 36:05Speaker 8: that is on Netflix. And I am I'm out of time.
- 36:09Speaker 8: So I'm going to skip these.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Last two ones.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Okay, that is the Coop Scoop Entertainment. If you want
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- 37:41Speaker 1: And a reminder, there is no time like October. The
- 37:43Speaker 1: NLDS is here streaming live on Fox 1. Both NLDS
- 37:47Speaker 1: series can be seen on Fox 1. The Bravos, the
- 37:51Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves, trying to tomahawk chop the Dodgers. That begins
- 37:54Speaker 1: tomorrow at 1 p.m. Pacific, 4 p.m. Eastern. Padres and
- 37:58Speaker 1: Brewers from Wisconsin. That'll be on Saturday night at 8.30 p.m. Eastern,
- 38:04Speaker 1: 7.30 Central Time. Every hit could be the one that
- 38:08Speaker 1: changes everything. Stream the MLB postseason live on Fox 1.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Let's welcome in our contestants. We've got Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Ben Jammin in Ohio is going to play. Hello, Ben Jammin. Welcome.
- 38:21Speaker 3: No, I know in Ohio.
- 38:23Speaker 2: I'm in New Orleans, man.
- 38:25Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I screwed that up. That's a bad
- 38:26Speaker 1: job by me. I know. I know who you are.
- 38:28Speaker 1: That's a bad job by me. All right, you're going
- 38:30Speaker 1: to play, and then Lorena, pick one, two, or three. Quickly, Lorena.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Number three.
- 38:34Speaker 1: All right, you did pick Josh in Ohio.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Hello, Josh.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Welcome.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Yo, Ben.
- 38:41Speaker 2: You buried the lead.
- 38:42Speaker 5: I don't know if Elena is really a random number
- 38:46Speaker 5: or not, but I'm happy to be on.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Okay, well, listen, we will play the game.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Categories are number one and leaderboard, Benjamin in the Bayou.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Which one do you want, Benjamin?
- 39:00Speaker 2: Number one.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Number one. All right, these athletes were all selected number
- 39:04Speaker 1: one overall in their respective drafts. Your name is your buzzer, gentlemen.
- 39:08Speaker 1: If you know the answer, just say your name.
- 39:09Speaker 2: $ 200.
- 39:09Speaker 1: This legend out of St. Vincent St. Mary's High School
- 39:13Speaker 1: appeared on the cover of Sport... Josh.
- 39:17Speaker 5: LeBron James.
- 39:19Speaker 1: That is correct. His junior year in high school. $ 400.
- 39:22Speaker 1: This running back was the first overall pick in 1969.
- 39:24Speaker 1: He's a member of the 2,000-yard club. And he only
- 39:29Speaker 1: needed four. to do it.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yes?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Ben.
- 39:35Speaker 4: Yeah, he got it.
- 39:36Speaker 1: He got O.J. Simpson. Yeah, more famous for cutting people's
- 39:38Speaker 1: heads off, but O.J. Simpson. $ 600. This former number one
- 39:42Speaker 1: overall pick. Former number one pick, Pittsburgh Pirates, is looking
- 39:47Speaker 1: to make his return to playoff baseball for the Yankees
- 39:50Speaker 1: after he spent last season recovering from Tommy John surgery.
- 39:56Speaker 1: He's won some Cy Young awards, at least one.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Ben. Garrett Cole.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Good job by you, Benjamin. All right, $ 800. This former
- 40:06Speaker 1: All-Star and World Series champion was Major League Baseball's first
- 40:09Speaker 1: ever draft pick in 1965. He'd gone on to serve
- 40:12Speaker 1: as a Dodger broadcaster on television and radio. He also
- 40:15Speaker 1: saved the American flag while playing for the Chicago Cubs
- 40:19Speaker 1: back in the day. Benjamin.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Al Mundy.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Oh, well, you were close. You want to change that now?
- 40:28Speaker 8: All right.
- 40:29Speaker 1: Anything, our buddy in Ohio? What did you say? No, it's,
- 40:33Speaker 1: all right, we're out of time. It was Rick Monday,
- 40:35Speaker 1: the great Rick Monday. Ben Jammin', you win, and that
- 40:38Speaker 1: means you get a golden tanker. You get a golden tanker.
- 40:41Speaker 1: And some gabagool, and the baba ganoush, and you also
- 40:45Speaker 1: get the jambalaya and all that.