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EP 20 - WOULD YOU CALL YOUR BABY JAKE? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: I know you died at all, but probably like a
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  Speaker 2: thousand Jankes dire day.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything. Those Jakes don't mean anything to you.
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  Speaker 1: What am I to you? Nothing? You mean you mean
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  Speaker 1: a lot?
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  Speaker 2: But the name of Jake's so common, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say it.
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  Speaker 3: Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 3: and my partner in crime Istic like aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys are listening to a raw dog. We
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  Speaker 1: are raw dog. Get it again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm loving these a Jake.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are listening to a raw sausage. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, I was gonna say raw penis without a condom,
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  Speaker 1: but I just didn't want to. Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 2: I could see your brain thinking then, because you were
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  Speaker 2: like gonna say something and then you changed it and
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  Speaker 2: it was ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I was because I went I was gonna say
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  Speaker 1: like raw penis, and then I thought sausage and then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like like raw sex. Though it's just
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  Speaker 2: like a safe and vibe, just to be myself with
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  Speaker 2: one other person.
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  Speaker 1: Question.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately we're both still dressed, but it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: wearing anything right now. Yeah, audio only. No, I've got
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  Speaker 1: a Camo shirt on. Man, you didn't get that at all.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get that fucking at all on wearing a camera.
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  Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: But I made the joke before we recorded, so I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want you to steal my joke, you fucking dog.
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  Speaker 1: If it ate on camera, it didn't happen. No, no proof. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: You weren't get in prison with that attitude, mate.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get out of prison with that attitude.
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  Speaker 1: Where's your proof? Camera I did? I don't see me
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  Speaker 1: doing the thing you're accusing me of.
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  Speaker 2: What's the question, then, mister Camo boy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh why why is sex that much better?
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  Speaker 2: Before I answer that, I just want to say Camo
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  Speaker 2: went out of fashion in like twenty thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: You fucking lose Camo. Yeah, no, no, No, Camo's back in.
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  Speaker 1: That was not. Camo's definitely back in. I think people
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  Speaker 1: like Camo who army people. Well, that's actually a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people.
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  Speaker 2: So yeahs back in now it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. Camo's definitely back.
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  Speaker 2: Give me one example of where Camo's back in.
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  Speaker 1: Well. One example is at cotton On, where I bought
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  Speaker 1: this jumper not to give. Not to give cotton On
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  Speaker 1: a shout out because they're not paying us. But cotton
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  Speaker 1: On jumps on trends. I know that for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: So clearly Camo is back. Dang Cow, I think Camo's back.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Camo's back.
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  Speaker 1: But who are you the fashion fucking police, the fashion
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  Speaker 1: judge of judges. You don't invent fashion. Next thing you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, skin you genes of back to Nah? I
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  Speaker 1: would never say that.
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  Speaker 2: That's the equivalent. That's almost the equivalent, mate, Camo.
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  Speaker 1: You think Camo's the equivalent of skinny jeans? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna imagine Camo skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can see you next time I rock up
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  Speaker 2: the Queensland with you, you'll be wearing boody Camo, Camo
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  Speaker 2: skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I we'll be wearing Camo because it's fucking back in. Yeah. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Why does ra dog a broad dog? No, that's the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Why does raw sex feel so good? That's a it's
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  Speaker 2: a loaded question, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: We could be here all day, is it a loaded question? Well?
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  Speaker 2: No, here we go actually really.
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  Speaker 1: With a loaded question, because you'd be blowing loads in
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  Speaker 1: the question.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your immature response. My response would be because
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  Speaker 2: you get to connect when you're making love with your partner.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing between you two, and there's no other experience
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  Speaker 2: than being that close to someone than being and having
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  Speaker 2: raw sex together.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take that as an answer. Yeah, I talk
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  Speaker 1: about it, something about like it's it's it doesn't feel
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  Speaker 1: right when you take condom off and your penis is
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  Speaker 1: a bit dry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. I honestly wouldn't know. I haven't way
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  Speaker 2: too too much, Tam. I haven't used the condom in
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  Speaker 2: like five years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're not a fan.
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't use them. Actually, my partner Cassandra doesn't
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  Speaker 2: like doesn't like them, and I'm like, I all too be.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they're.
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  Speaker 2: Too small, mate. Nah, we got we got sent. I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was actually really really funny. I won't say
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  Speaker 2: what brand, but water that it also came with lube
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  Speaker 2: for sex. Yeah yeah, yeah, but they were a condom brand.
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  Speaker 2: But I found it funny that they sent us lube
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  Speaker 2: without condoms.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have a funny story about this actually, So
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  Speaker 1: I assume you've got the same message as me. Right, Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I might, I might go read the message. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: find it all right and say, ready, this is the
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  Speaker 1: this is the message. Hi Jake, I hope you're well.
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  Speaker 1: Four Seasons has expanded its wellness range with an innovative
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  Speaker 1: product design to enhance to enhance intimate moments. This latest
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  Speaker 1: addition combines luxurious intimacy gel infused with hyaluronic leaving you
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  Speaker 1: feeling more comfortable, more confident, and wetter for longer. Right
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  Speaker 1: when I got this message, all I read was hijake,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're well. Four Seasons has expanded its wellness range.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped reading there, and I thought, four seasons of
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  Speaker 1: the hotel chain. That's fucking sick. And I'm messaging back
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yoh, yeah, he's my address, send me
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  Speaker 1: that shit. And then I get a message saying, hijake,
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to check in to confirm you've received your
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  Speaker 1: four Seasons delivery. If not, it should arrive next week.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you dispense all the cans to reveal the
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  Speaker 1: product would be would appreciate you tagging four Seasons condoms
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  Speaker 1: and or movement agency or whatever, and then when I
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  Speaker 1: read forces in condoms, I was like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: are these guys talking about? I didn't get condoms. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what do you mean? And then I went
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  Speaker 1: back and read the other message and I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's the fucking the condom company. It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Had a similar experience too. I just read like hydration
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  Speaker 2: and I got sent some drinks and then like I
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  Speaker 2: got a message as well saying oh did you get
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  Speaker 2: the condoms?
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  Speaker 1: I was like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I was like yeah, And I'd been sitting on my
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  Speaker 2: bench for like a week and then I went I
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  Speaker 2: looked through it and I was like, what the fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Such a weird promo, but it worked well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it got me. And then they just
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  Speaker 1: sent like a few cans of water and then some
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  Speaker 1: water based loop. Yeah. I also, I don't use loop.
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  Speaker 2: You don't, no, no, like best doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I would, I would use it.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think that's a relatable thing. I think
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  Speaker 2: a lot of women don't like lube. What's a that's
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  Speaker 2: around the like substance kind of like do the work
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  Speaker 2: and get me wet. You're fucking lazy, fucking bad?
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  Speaker 1: Were they?
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  Speaker 2: If I was if I was a woman, I'd be
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  Speaker 2: saying that ship too.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good boy. It is kind of like, actually,
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  Speaker 1: get down there, get to put some effort into it,
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  Speaker 1: get the bit, get that muscle in your mouth, moving
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  Speaker 1: that tongue of yours, and fucking get me wet.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine she said, fucking spit on that thing.
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  Speaker 1: You even get nervous and get a dry mouth. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: Never if you're anxiously you've never been like mad anxious
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  Speaker 1: and like you get a dry mouth?
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  Speaker 2: No really once I had that? Nah no, No, what
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  Speaker 2: about like if you're scared, if I'm scared of vagina, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean some people might be. You don't laugh at that,
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  Speaker 1: that's terrible AnyWho. The reason I ask is because you know,
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  Speaker 1: when I have my car.
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  Speaker 2: Accident, I'm so intrigued how you don't connect the dots here.
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  Speaker 1: When I have my car accident, I was obviously like
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  Speaker 1: stressed and scared and like whole fuck and my mouth
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  Speaker 1: went super dry. And so what I'm at that moment?
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  Speaker 1: Did you think, fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't eat out my cotman right now?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm thinking I was imagine someone that's like maybe
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  Speaker 1: never ever had sex before, and then they get to
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  Speaker 1: the point where maybe she's like go down on me
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  Speaker 1: or whatever she's like, or are you going to go
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  Speaker 1: down to me? Let's get this thing going and and
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  Speaker 1: you get like stressed and nervous and get a mad
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  Speaker 1: dry mouth and then you can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: True, like when I remember, I get a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a dry mouth if we have to like speak in public,
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  Speaker 2: but not if I'm about to go down and if
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  Speaker 2: I've met the pleasure in my partner lit, I am,
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: You're fucking that's hilarious. I'm moving on.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: We're in a bit of a horny, dirty dog type
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: of mood. Maybe we shouldn't have called the episode raw dogs.
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  Speaker 2: We should have called it like free running, and then
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  Speaker 2: we would talk about running for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind running again. I've thought about it.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: I did a five k the other day, first time
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: back in a while. How's your knee actually good? Well,
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: you've got to I know I've been well. I had
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  Speaker 2: been straight watching like really good in my rehab from
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: like having a strained l l CM. No, that's an
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  Speaker 2: l cmbar. What's that's a treat areas where my brain
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  Speaker 2: goes it TV, That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I TBI strained, I t B l CM and I
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  Speaker 1: TV not even any of the.
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  Speaker 2: Three letter acronym. I guess what does LCM stand for?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, layered crispy, So maybe so I don't.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: Know marshmallows because it's marshal.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Something something marshmallow. Yeah, because in in Canada they're called
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: rice crispy squares. Yeah, so what's.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: When we were in America? The American ones tastes way better.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's some in Australia they wouldn't be legal. Yeah, true?
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  Speaker 1: What's with that? A?
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  Speaker 2: Like, why are we so strict and everything? Let me
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  Speaker 2: put in my body what I want to put in
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  Speaker 2: my body.
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  Speaker 1: I think Australia is kind of like guys like we
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  Speaker 1: gotta we gotta control something like yeah, we're helping to
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: let me, let me, we're helping you out it.
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  Speaker 2: I remember going to America and there was like a
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  Speaker 2: thousand different types of yogurts that were low calories, whereas
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  Speaker 2: we have like four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well what do you can? It's also wait, I
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  Speaker 1: think something to do with America as well is like
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  Speaker 1: there's also there's so many grocery stores, true, like we
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  Speaker 1: have two and we have aldi we arguably have three,
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  Speaker 1: but we have two, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's such a wild thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, Australia actually is weird in like the whole like Doopoly, quadopoly,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you call it, Like two grocery stores.
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  Speaker 1: There's like four major insurance people. There's like four big
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  Speaker 1: banks that mainly get used. Like think about Telstra as well,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's Telstra, Optus, Votaphone. I can't think of any others,
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: but like with Telstra, every single company, even Optus and Votaphone,
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  Speaker 1: i'mretty sure they just are off the Telstra network.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because it's such a new country, but it
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: is like a bit of a wig out in a
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: sense of like we also just don't have I saw
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  Speaker 2: actually this bloom mind. You know how everyone always says
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  Speaker 2: Australia's so big blah blah blah blah blah, and then
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  Speaker 2: in a globe, right, you look at Australia and it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't look that big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. Oh yeah, it's not like it's a scale.
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  Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's not to scale, which I kind of
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  Speaker 2: I kind of knew that, but then also like that
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  Speaker 2: didn't make any sense to me because I was looking
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  Speaker 2: at like why wouldn't it be to scale? And like
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  Speaker 2: as a sphere is, the closer it gets to Antarctica,
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  Speaker 2: it compresses more. Yeah, and I saw there's an app
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  Speaker 2: and you can drag like Australia or any country over
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  Speaker 2: other countries. And they dragged Australia so it would grow
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  Speaker 2: if it's on a different place in the sphere to
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: go over Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it goes over fucking like everything. It's like
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  Speaker 1: all of Europe. It's like, yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And then they did like Greenland, which everyone says is massive,
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  Speaker 2: and then it like just went over like not even
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  Speaker 2: an eighth of Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, green Land's actually not. It's like a big but
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  Speaker 1: it's not huge like it is on the map.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was mind boggling, Hay, And being from Australia,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is mind boggling. Like one one of them
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: that I find crazy, like Alaska on the map, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know how Alaska is like not connected to the USA,
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  Speaker 1: but it's part of the USA, It's one of the
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: US states. Yeah, it's up there connected to like Canada.
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  Speaker 1: When you drag Alaska down like it's a big state,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: but like it fucking shrinks. Yeah, wild, And it's so
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  Speaker 1: massive up there because like it's up near the North Pole.
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  Speaker 1: That's where everything stretches and stretches.
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  Speaker 2: Te every what else? Wigs me out? How many people
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: who are in different countries compared to ours? Like I
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: feel like Australia is busy, dude, where I live is
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  Speaker 2: the place?
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  Speaker 1: Like? How does that? That blows my mind?
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  Speaker 2: How does like America has Isn't it like three hundred
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  Speaker 2: many people?
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  Speaker 1: There's like three hundred and sixty mil.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, three hundred and sixty million, and then like we
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  Speaker 2: have twenty five million, and then it feels busy here.
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  Speaker 2: Were we just designed terribly? Or was it? Is every
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: single country designed poorly because we always think we never
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: have enough people?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we actually are designed in a weird way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: two things Australia. I saw a thing. Apparently you have
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  Speaker 1: a point zero or like, so you have a zero
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  Speaker 1: point five to two percent chance of being born in Australia. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because of like how the populations work. Yeah, we are
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  Speaker 1: like we had you and I are literally half of
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  Speaker 1: a percent, if that you and I together are one percent.
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  Speaker 2: But that doesn't make any sense because it does. No,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't because you couldn't be born by anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's like I have in terms of how many
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  Speaker 1: people there are on the planet, I had a zero
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  Speaker 1: point five two percent chance of being born in Australia,
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  Speaker 1: just like in terms of the population.
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  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying, but you hear what I'm saying.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I do know what you're saying. Like there's I was
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  Speaker 1: never gonna come from. Like there's like there's not like
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: a Chinese Brett. Craig and Michelle. That's my parents names.
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  Speaker 1: There's not like they're not out there, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Like, to be fair, it could be and
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  Speaker 1: actually don't. I don't know if that makes all that
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: much might what I'm saying might not make all that
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  Speaker 1: much sense, because like we come from bloodlines, so actually
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  Speaker 1: my chance of being born in Australia is probably more
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: than point five percent. They could be.
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  Speaker 2: You know, going back, you know how you said there's
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  Speaker 2: not a Michelle and Brett in China.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there is. There is some Chinese people named Brett.
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  Speaker 1: They they I think that it's actually very considerate of
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  Speaker 1: them to choose names that us fucking like Layman's can pronounce.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, and it's all like I'll going
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: to massage or something, and it was really good. I
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, what was your name? And then they'll
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: say like Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's definitely not and it's like yeah,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: like they get they I think it's nice of them
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: because they know that we're not going to fucking like
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  Speaker 1: pronounce their name properly. You should, that's what you people,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: sucker pronouncing your name. Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, very self aware. I'll tell you what's funny. When
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: we did the live show in Sydney for the House
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  Speaker 2: Made event Some Live Lovely oh so a live movie
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  Speaker 2: that we put on for everyone for free. No, we
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  Speaker 2: had two lovely people. I want to say they were
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: from South Korea maybe yeah, and they met Cassie and
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: one there were two sisters. One had moved from South
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  Speaker 2: Korea to Sydney and the other one was still in
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  Speaker 2: South Korea and she was visiting her sister. Yeah, and
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: she still had to pick her English name. It's what
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  Speaker 2: they do. And what she really liked was she was like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I think she was a bit of a fun fun gow.
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  Speaker 1: She liked the word roundabout. She wanted her name to
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  Speaker 1: be around about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and obviously I feel like there's a bit of
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: a lie.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: But I was like, fucking do it. Who cared?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Like she just thought the word roundabout was cool.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, yeah, roundabouts don't exist everywhere as well.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, Like sometimes people come here and see
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: them and they're like, why do you have so many
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: of these things? Yeah, I know legit.
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  Speaker 2: Go to NUSA and there's one every thirty meters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the I wonder where the
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: most dense population of roundabouts is. I reckon, it's got
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  Speaker 1: to be NUSA. You go there.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever the town planner was of news, it was just like,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Circles, let's get in there. In on the topic of
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: like different names, where I lived in Canada and grew
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: up for the first few years of my life was
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: right shared a I just like shared land, I guess
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: with a reservation, which is like the Indigenous Canadians that
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: lived there, the natives and I had. I knew a
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: girl named sweet Grass that they name there, like they
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: get the sickest names. Sweet Grass I knew, like that
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I knew was.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Sweet grass kind of sounds like weed. But sweet grass.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I knew someone with the name fire
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: in his name. That's pretty cool. Isn't that fucking sick?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like fire dance or something
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: like that. And my sister would remember way better than.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: My If it was up to me, I would call
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: my kid like fire or flame, Flame, Flame Clark. That's
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: pretty cool. Flame, that's such a good name. I might
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: give that. Say no, but I might put that to
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: my list.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like catsy vetos every single one of your names.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does, and then she'll come to me with
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: like some boring thing, like she'll be like Jake, and
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I'd allow it. If I died. If I died tomorrow,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: would you name your son Jake? If you had a son,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'd go middle name, you name him Mitchell? No, No, no,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like whatever, the first name is Jake Clark. You you
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: wouldn't if you if I died tomorrow and you had
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: a kid in a year or two and it's a boy,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't name him Jake.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like, like, I know you died at all,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: but probably like a thousand Jakes die day.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything. Those Jakes don't mean anything to you?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: What am I to you? Nothing?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You mean, you mean a lot. But the name of
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Jake's so common, you know what I'm trying to say.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: But it means something to Joe because time to see
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: your son and you say, like, hey, Jake, you'll think
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: What would you prefer? Middle name Jake or dog's first
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: name Jake?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Kids first name Jake.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: No, that's not an option.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: If Henry died tomorrow and I had a son, I'd
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: name him Memory. Really yeah, but that's like that's like
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: that's your dog. You're not my dog. This is fuck.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I don't believe you wouldn't name your son Jake. Well,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: if you died, you don't have such good memories. And
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: then every time I look at my kid, I think
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: of my dead best friend.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: No, that's a good thing because it brings back emotions
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: and the receipts to death is grief.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I feel like I've started my kid
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: off like he's his own person.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he can be his own person, but you
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: just have to say, like you fucking you're named after
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: this person. You can show him videos of the pod. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: and then he's like.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Starting from like one hundred meters from the start line.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Then with the name Jake be behind her head behind?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Why is he behind because he's named after you? Are
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you trying to say? You know exactly? I don't even
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: know what you're trying to say. I know exactly what
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. How am I behind? Just you are?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I feel like he'd be one of those kids who's like, what,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: actually start school five? He'd be like six or seven?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly my point. There's you being exactly to my point.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: So you're saying if I died, you'd call your son Oddie.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: There's no chance you'd do that. I would even Otway
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: well his.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Name on his name, on his personage, he will be Otway.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But then we would call him Oddie.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: And what if what if Beth said no? Would you
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: put up a big fight?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, we'll have another son. Name
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you what you want? I want to name this one Oddie?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, okay, you just died. I'd be like, what
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? How you saying no to this? Like?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: What do you mean no? Seriously? I'd be like I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: need to raise this motherfucker and start a podcast with
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: him so I have a career again. Jesus Christ or die.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I just don't work. You die, I just don't do anything.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I probably won't. Let's be real, if you've done I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't do a.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Thing if you'd have one good episode. But like, yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: my first solo podcast.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Let me auditions. Actually i'd fully hold auditions. Let me
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: think about it. I think it's that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Think about about yah, know, I need time to dwell
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: on a butt.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Like I see where I stand. This is this is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: a bunch of bullshit what I feel like, honestly, comment below.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: If your best friend died, would you name your kid
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: after them?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: That's like just the biggest no brainer. Yes, have you
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: seen I've seen some videos.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Actually it's pretty this is This might help mate, This
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: will help you understand how I feel. Okay, okay, So
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: someone's like just gave birth to a baby, a woman, sorry,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: and someone and then and then they put the baby
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: in like grandpa or grandma's hands, and then they go, oh,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: we named it after the one who died, so grandma,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: and then it's like a newborn baby. And then their
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: names like that's a really old person, Like yeah, that's
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: not that old, but your your sister in law's name
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: is Teres.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, is an old name.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Like they put a newborn They put a newborn baby
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: in the hands of this person, and they say, we
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: named it after Grandma Gail, so grandma.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: But then you look at this newborn baby and you're like, what.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: The fuck's that name?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: That doesn't suit at all.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel with the name Jack. Well, no,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: does this make you timeless as fuck? Does this make
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you feel bad? Timeless?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I know how we can get around this. Okay, this
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: will make you feel good. I don't want to call
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: my son Jake because he will never live up to
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: you and be able to fill those shoes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care about that. You're dead. I'm holding
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of you. When I die, You're dead.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: If you know, if I was to die tomorrow and
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you don't name your kid Jake, I will be like
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I will be like knocking on your door, scaring the
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: fuck out of you, knowing you too, you'd be this
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: petty And do you ever will or not? Do I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: have one?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I know I should I get one? Yeah, we probably should.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I don't have one either. We probably should get one,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: just just in case something happens. But you would be
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: like Oddie gets relatables only if he calls his first
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: son Jake.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, he gets my half and
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't, it gets released to someone.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Gets released to the next Jake Born.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you wouldn't. I was expecting it, yes,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: straight away a company.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we'll never know because hopefully you never
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: never die.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: What is you're at like, because I pretty su've said
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: this song here before. You wanted to name your son body?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Body is my name, but Cassie vetoed it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: She wants she wants Parker, which is yours, and I said,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: that's Jake. And I'm also not naming my kid after
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Spider Man.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We're having a racer, Well we'll race to Parker. Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: As individual as I thought it was, I vedoed it. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I told you before.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was on another raw dog. I'm going
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: down like the Exotic flower root or something.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Have you Have you thought about it more? No? Not really?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, say, one of our best mates is having a
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: kid this month, which has kind of made me thought
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: about think about having a kid more, but not like names.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: You know. What's funny is when I think about having
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a kid. I've seen a few things. I would say
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'm getting little. I'm getting a bit more paternal now.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It wasn't for a long time and I'm definitely getting
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: there a bit. And but for some reason, when I
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: think of kids, like I don't really think of like
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: holding it, or I just think about what I'm gonna
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: name it. I think like, what am I gonna name
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: this little fucker that's so man coded? W A. Yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I think about like what am I gonna do? Sometimes
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I think I need I like, I want to have
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: a kid now, just just because I get invited to
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: things like maybe twice a year and I don't want
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to go to them.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And the good thing with our jobs too is like
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: we work around ourselves too, so we can always work
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: around our kids, which is great and bad too. But
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: because we're always if there's something on and we don't
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: want to go, like our partners will be like Jake,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you can go, and you're like, funk off, I don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: want to go.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Do your your parents like behind closed doors, sorry, behind
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: closed doors talk mad shit about their kids, like they
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: haven't pillow talk with your wife? Are you just like,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: oh my god, listen to a fucking Parker told me today, idiot,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: like he got that from you type thing, like you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: didn't get that from me. That's a podcast and it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: self fate. He's talking about their kids. When one of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: us has a kid, it will be hectic for the pod.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. Well it's actually interesting flipping
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: it on its head. You watched the NOA Kind documentary? A, Yeah,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: so did I. I recently watched it. And his album
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Stick Season was just like describing the relationships with his
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: family members, in particular his mum and dad getting divorced.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Lyrics is showing an insight kind of round circle to
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: like what a Pillow Talk conversation would be, but his
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: internal monologue of like how he thought through that process.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: He's like, fucking I can't remember the lyrics, but they
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: was saying stuff about how his mum was, how his
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: dad was. It was really interesting after you heard that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point and I liked that he
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like in the documentary he talks about because if you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: listen to his music, you always think he hates his dad. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: if you listen to it, like pretty deeply, but he
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: his dad got like a brain injury or whatever, and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: so that I think was the start of a downfall.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know them personally, but assuming that's what it is,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and I like how I know what goes. One of
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: the things I hate the most about myself is the
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: fact that I haven't given my dad a break. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it's pretty wild.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Eh Oh yeah, I thought that was very very because
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: he got like hit by a car or something when
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: he was trying for an iron man and got a
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: brain injury, and he's obviously became i don't know, annoying
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: or got getting on people's nerves for that reason.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I think he got real snappy and just kind of
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: changed a bit, but I don't know.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even like broad spectrum too, I think like
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: relationships with parents, I think we got both got really
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: lucky in a sense of having somewhat really good relationships.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: But talking about like at the very very start saying well,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: like zero point zero five percent chance of being Australian,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I wonder, but the percentages of actually like getting good parents,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: oh question, because there's some shit ones out there.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: There is some shit ones.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Growing up and like some mates didn't have opportunities or
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: like they would tell us stories, and as a kid,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: you can't really comprehend what that meant. But now in
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: hindsight and looking back, you're like, fuck, you had like
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: a bit of a tough upbringing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: A I also, yeah, like I wonder what defines a
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: good parent? Yeah, because I remember too.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I remember, like the most simple example is, like some
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: kids had like twenty dollars a day to spend at
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: the canneen, which I thought was sick. Yeah, I thought
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: that was the best thing ever. My parents never did that,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: but it kind of showed that. I don't know if
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: this is bad to say, but your parents don't give
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: a fuck about you. It's so hard.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: It's like they just didn't want to make you lunch.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, maybe I'm talking about like a like
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: a a twelve year old kid, like who doesn't know
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: how to make lunch.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Like Ethan, my brother, he fucking just
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: might like he just he just uses his own card
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: with his own money. He said, he just gets food
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: from that. He doesn't take food to school. He just
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: gets food at the canteen every day, and then my
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: dad pays him back. What's his own money? By does
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: he make money? Like Ethan? Just saves money from birthdays
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: and shit, I was a spender.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: How much is thatw for like a year's worth of food?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What ethan straight up does not spend like birthday Christmas money.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: He doesn't spend it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: So we'll get if he spends thirty how much does
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: he spending the day? Twenty bucks a day?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Reckons he spends like seven bucks a day. Oh okay,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't eat that. Yeah okay, but he said
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: that there's yeah, he just gets like he just like
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: buys things every day. And I was like, there's food hot.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, you could fucking like, there's groceries that
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my parents house.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's sixteen seventeen, Now what about when he
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: was like was that just a choice though, because some
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: people don't have the choice.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, No, he got lunch made for him
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: when he was younger. Yeah yeah, yeah, my mom used
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: to make the best lunchesky.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: My mom, So mom didn't she tried. Well, my mom
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: was a no numbers family, So like, what's that had?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Like I didn't have any snacks. All I had was vegemint,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: toast and green apples.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Ah ingredients household.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't even say that we're like a minimalist household. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: that's fair. I grew up on cheese on toast.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: That's why I was so skinny, because you just didn't
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: eat like.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Mum was like really into like her health, and I
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: was a very very healthy kid, which I'm appreciative of,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: but she also didn't like that generation had no idea
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: about calories in and calories out. Now, I was like,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: in quotes, a high performing athlete, and then I was
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: just eating like fucking carbs.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's fair, that's funny. I thought both, like, because
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I have my parents divorced, both households always had like
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: hectic snacks and it was for that reason, like the
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: reason that they didn't understand calories and shit. They always
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: would just buy like the snacks in the grocery store,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: and we always had it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I remember going to friend's houses and looking in the
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: cupboard and it was like chips, tiny teddies. Yeah, chocolate,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: that's just here and you can take it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah that was my.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: House eh Our household household was this like one ice
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: blocker day and Mom would like buy like Magnums or
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like Maxi bonds or something something booty, and then that
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: was like the heart. That was like the top tier
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: the best things. Otherwise we had like just paddle pops
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: or some shit. And I still want to day.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't develop like or your your mom
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: didn't do it for any like she didn't do it
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: because she assumed. She wasn't saying you're like you don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: want to get fat. No, she was just like I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: want you to be healthy. Yeah it was healthy, Okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: fair because like I was gonna say, like, I'm surprised
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you didn't get some sort of like eating disorder or something. No,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: it wasn't.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: It wasn't anything like that. I think it was just
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: from a place of just like that's what she thought
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: was like healthy, which it is. It is like not
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: and also also too like doing a.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Like her life.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: She's a woman, probably.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Different, different anatomy or didn't didn't.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Work out and start gaining muscle and think about protein.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. Best family so the best only was
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the same like full ingredients household. They had like one
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: cupboard that had chips and stuff in it, but that
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: was for guests when guests came over, like they were
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: never allowed to touch it. And so whenever we go there,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: her dad always opens that cupboard and gets her bagg
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of chips out for everyone. And Beth said, like, that
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: is the it's crazy that he does that now, And
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking hilarious. Anywhere they used to
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a treat was like a weekend breakfast was cocoa pops,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: but half of it was rice bubbles. What they would
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: mix half a box and cocoa pops and half of
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: half a box of rice bubbles.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not even that different. They're the same thing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: One of them is just chocolate flavored.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah it is.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It's funny too, like how much that can shape a
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: person in their adulthood too.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I think is also so funny from
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: like earlier generations is when a company would come out
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: with a really good advertising scheme, right, so you know
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: the Cereal Special K. Yeah, my stepmum ate Special K
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: every single morning for like fifteen years. And I'm pretty
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: sure it was because one time she saw a good
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: advert for it, being like this is this Maybe it
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: was like Michelle Bridges or something. She was like, she's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: like a big trainer in Australia. I think she like
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: promoted special K saying like I have special K every
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: morning and she ate Special K every morning for fifteen years.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: That's when like propaganda was like a proper thing and
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Cereal used to be somehow they got through to the
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: masses that it was a healthy breakfast.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, cereal can't be that good for you.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Ceiou is nothing. It's just absolutely nothing, just some carbs, yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and normally coated in sugar.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, delicious, But I gotta say cereals like almost a
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: really good dessert in my opinion.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I went through we were I was still like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like I described her bad.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I'm still allowed whatever Cereal. Like we had corn flakes,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: wheat bigs. I was allowed to put sugar on my
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: wheat bigs and yeah, okay, good, like make it taste good.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I was allowed to do all that stuff.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: But we weren't like allowed like what are they called
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: frosted fruits, No fruit loops, Yeah, foot loops. Weren't allowed
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: anything like that anything. See how colorful and all the
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: artificial colors and flavorings like that kind of stuff.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We weren't allowed that or going back to the country's
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: thing earlier when I said something about it, we had
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: one point five percent chance being born here. Yeah. I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: was going to say a different fact that I recently discovered,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: but I kind of forgot about it, and I have
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: a feeling it was about Canada being the second biggest country.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Canada isn't.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: No, you said, why is Australia feeling so busy? Are
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: we just poorly developed or whatever? Designed? Yeah, design design, Sorry,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: because we're very we're well developed. Yeah, we developed a
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: really good developed country. But Australia. So Australia and if
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you're okay, in America, they have three hundred and sixty
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: million people, right, and they haven't like relatively sort of
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: evenly spread, so they have New York is the most
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: populated city, and then Los Angeles. If you put Sydney
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and Melbourne in America, they would be the third and
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: fourth most populated cities. Really, Oh, it's just because we're
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: so condensed. Yeah, so like our cities. We're such a
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: big country. We do have a relatively low population. But
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: like Melbourne has five million people, Sydney has five million people.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: That's already like nearly half of all the people in
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the country. Brisbane's like two million. I think Adelaide's a million,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: pers a million, Like that's like nearly the whole fucking
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: population in just the cities.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Interesting and kind of like I was going to say,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the middle of Australia is kind of like inhabitable. But
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: like Texas and all those countries in the middle of
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: the US, they've become so normal because it's an older country,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: whereas like, for some reason, Australia is such a beach nation.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: If you're not near the beach, you're like considered, like
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: where the fuck would you live there?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are like what are you doing out there?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Whereas in America, I feel like it's so normal
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: to live in Like I don't know Pennsylvania.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Is that the middle Well, it's definitely not near an ocean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think Pennsylvania. I have no idea why. Canada's
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: kind of similar to Australia. They have like forty million, right,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: but their population so northern Canada and like you don't
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: even like as soon as you hit the border, you
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: don't even have to go that far north for Canada
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: to be like fucking uninhabitable and or just inhabitable. However
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: it works, and so their population is basically or just
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: along the border of America.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty interesting. Hey, like, I'm also keen too.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: We're both doing it this year in a sense of
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: doing a bit of travels. Yeah, yours is cool because
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: you're showcasing the Canadian A lot of people don't know
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: that you're a Canadian citizen.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, show my roots.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to Europe when Jake goes to Canada,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: and I feel like it's such a yours won't be
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: as similar to the mindset I'm having, like enriching thing
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: to see how other people live and it puts your
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: life in perspective.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's really cool. Canada is pretty similar to Australia,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I've been there a bunch of fagues to
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: live there, But i'd be the europe thing, Like Europe
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: is going to be culture shock. Yeah, I know I can't.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I for some reason haven't been able to like process
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: what's going on because I think I'm gonna struggle a
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: jet lack.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it'll be like three days.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, I'm just gonna stuck stuck up on melatonin.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: It's apparently it's so good to take a bunch of that.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: What about flat three nights?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: All right? Just don't do it. Yeah, I've put worse
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: things in my body. It's a valid point. I mean,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: if you can, if you can drink alcohol, you can
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: do some fucking melotone. And I'm sure of it. Oh yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. I feel like fucking ashual Gander's probably
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: worse than melatonin. I take Are you still on the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: actual Ganda? Grand? Yeah? Bro magnesium ashul Ganda each night,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: sleep like a baby? Yeah, I reckon?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Should we do like as ganda makes you not be
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: able to feel anything?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think after a while it gets you to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: a point where you're a bit like numb.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Do you think my personality though? What personality? Nice one?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Don't teem me up like that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I've better fucking hit it out for her home run
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: every day of the week.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Run. That was a fucking poor effort, that one.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Well, what would you say if you had to describe
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: your personality?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: What would it be? Describe it? My personality is pretty
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: black cat vibes like pretty, keeps to himself, pretty like nonchalant.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I was saying the best one? She I was? Would
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: she say I don't know how it came up, but
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: she was like, you think like you're like you give
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: like black cat vibes. And I was like, yeah, yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I reckon. People look at me and she goes. I
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, people look at me and think like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you know, he looks mysterious, So what's he thinking about?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: And she was like no, no, no, people.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Don't Yeah, no, I wouldn't say I've ever got that
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: about you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: She said Golden Retriever for Central.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Golden Retriever. I reckon, like, if we're gone dogs, I
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: was going to go, like, you kind of give like
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: panda vibes?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Panda.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I reckon like, Okay, what do you think of a panda?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: When I say panda?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: What fat? That's not where I was going. Sure, pandas
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: are fat, That's what I like. Look at fucking cong
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Fu panda. All they do is call him fat. He's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a weapon. Though. Yeah, to be fair, well that was a.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Good way to call you fat, even though I wasn't
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: meaning to. Speaking of how's the finding a good gym
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: on the Gold Coast gun.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It's like influencer central.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's that hypocritical of you.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Though, like probably because I technically am one, but I'm
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: not like a fitness influencer. Oh it's full of them.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It's oh yeah, full.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: What's the light working out of all them?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: That? So Anna Archer was there, which was fine. I'm fine.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with that.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: High Who weren't you fine with?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: So To be fair, I'm fine with all of them.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Let's be real, what am I going to do? I'm
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: not I'm not fine with it. I'm just like, fuck,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: there's so many people. I wouldn't even care if it
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: was all influencers and just funck all the other people off. Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: sounds crazy to say, called the influence. I was off
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: and let's just all us. Normanis be in there, enormies.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what Too is. Like, I reckon it's
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: coming back around Like five years ago. Being an influencer
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: was cool. Yeah, as you called him, I reckon being
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: a normy's cool.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, be normy.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been watching a few videos Jake and I bad.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: He's looking to get our motorcycle licenses. Oh yeah, I
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: bet everyone's so keen to learn about that.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: It's such a boy thing to want to But I saw.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: On a comment like it was a top comment had
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: like three thousand views on a bike review. I was like, finally,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: someone who's just a normal person reviewing a bike and
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: it's not it's not like music behind edits and like, hey,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: has all this knowledge in the world. He's like the
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: normal dude going, Hey, I've had my bike flat five years.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: This is what I thought, talked.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: About it and like normal terminology for ninety nine percent
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: of people to follow it. But like it's become so
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: normal online to get all the information right at once,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: get your mind blown with someone being the fittest person
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: or the craziest athlete you've ever seen in your life,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Whereas like I reckon, it's coming around circle to like
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: normal people with normal thoughts going through life normally is
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: going to come back.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Dude. That's a good point. I saw a video explaining that,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: being like I don't know if it's like an influencer
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: per se, but more being someone that goes off and
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: works for themselves is apparently like the new nine to five.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, like it's like what we do kind of yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's almost like it's like so normal now that
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: it's they explained it in a way where people think
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: that they're out of the system, Like they say, I
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: got out of the matrix, you know, I got out
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: of the nine to five hustle and rat race or whatever.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: But like what's happening is like a new version of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: it is being created as we speak.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that also has something to do
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: with population as well. But no, that does make sense
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: because you are seeing a lot more people, especially like
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: trade's and people in the industry that we're in just
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: are doing their own thing, and arguably they work a
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: lot more, but it just doesn't seem like it because
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: you work for yourself, so you get to see the perks.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I think there's beauty in both sides too. Like I saw,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: like had a what's it called when you have it's
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: not an epiphany, just like a realization what's a more
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: stoic word, and that then epiphany, Yeah, you've I was
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: driving my car and I saw a forty Winks van drive.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Past, and I had a but you were struck.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I was struck with a thought of provoking thought that
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: made me feel so many kinds of ways. And I
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: was thinking, it's so beautiful to be working for like
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: a company where you just like rock up and do
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: what's we cried, and then get paid and don't really
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: know what's going on in the background, like he was
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: just a delivery driver. I like, I thought that was
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: like and like he probably doesn't give a fuck who
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: owns forty wings. Eh, he doesn't. It's which is a
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: betting company in Australia, and like he doesn't care, but
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: he doesn't give it. He doesn't know anything about these beds.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Probably really something so cool in that too, opposed to
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: like owning your own business and knowing everything about everything
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: and having to do everything wearing so many hats. I
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: was like, that's kind of like peace, that's it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: It's like almost more freedom if you think about it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Like people talk about a nine to five being part
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: of like the rat race and you're not free and
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: they and like, yeah, you're not free, but it's like
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: arguably more freedom than someone that works for themselves. Like
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the only way you're gonna get more freedom than I
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: guess the nine to five is like if you win
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the lottery or if you do start a business that
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: does really well that you end up it like runs
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: itself without you, like and that's fucking difficult.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it kind of comes back to life just
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: a bet perspective. Yeah, can tell yourself anything as long
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: as you're happy and you see it that way, that
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: means it's right.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone can change your mind.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: And I think there's definitely been like some sort of
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: twisted version of saying like you have to work for
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: yourself to be freaked to get out of the matrix,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah. And that's been twisted,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: and there's peaks in both sides, no matter what.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: It is funny. I've recently actually I want to say,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like either maybe last two days or today. I don't know.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I would say for a couple of weeks, I was
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: feeling a bit anxious, don't know what about. I never
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: really know what it's about when I feel it, but
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, oh, I just like, no, it's
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like a bit of a pit in the stomach, and
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a bit anxiety, who knows what it is? Whatever?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And then pretty recently it's like past and I'm feeling
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: quite I want to say peaceful at the moment. Oh
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, I want to say at the moment,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I feel quite peaceful. I feel like I don't. I'm
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't think I'm very stressed at all.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: And then we've got some bills today in that rule
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: my day. But anyway, yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: There was do comes back. That's the government, that's the matrix.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Mate. They just they're like, wait, this guy, this guy's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: starting to feel good. You can't have that.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just an endless cycle. And I feel like
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: that's so relatable. Ah, but baddies, that's it for raw Dog.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I think if you enjoyed this and you want more content,
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• 44:27
  Speaker 2: A lot of Patreon is just Jake and I expressing
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: ourselves as friends, as two friends, you.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Know what, expressing ourselves could be a metaphor.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I like metaphors. Yeah, masturbating, it's only fans. I was
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: just I was we started with SEXU you got aim
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: with it. I was about to say I was going
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: to call my kid Jake, but not anymore. Now do
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: you think we're masturbating on Patreon together? Like I don't
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: want my kid to be like you.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: We're expressing ourselves. Yeah, I meant through words, your dirty dog.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You also weren't gonna name you kid Jake, I know,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: so I don't say that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was just trying to gass you up
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: and bring that peace back.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Anyway, thanks for listening. We love your day bad