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We Don’t Need No Stinking Water · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  Testecleese: Time when things are shifting, there could be a new leaving stubborn who are fake news.
• 0:19
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:23
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you. Directly I can circle back I'll circle back.
• 0:28
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:33
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello! And welcome to episode 268 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: But I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: Anyway, there's 2 guys drinking. Some beers talk to what's going on.
• 0:47
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 0:49
  Testecleese: Well, not a super busy week.
• 0:53
  Testecleese: And I tried to avoid the big topic that's been everywhere because wildfires happen on the regular in California. But it's
• 1:02
  Testecleese: all that's been in my newsfeed this week.
• 1:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, not everything. What about Jimmy Carter?
• 1:10
  Testecleese: True, a little bit of the Jimmy Carter stuff, or that was last week, really. What happened with Jimmy Carter is his memorial service happened where Joe Biden fell asleep.
• 1:20
  Brian McFadden: He fell asleep.
• 1:21
  Testecleese: He did, he fell asleep, and Jill had to nudge him to wake him up.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: Michelle Obama didn't show up.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: which I mean she wasn't obligated to go, but you still think she would have right.
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And I heard Trump and Obama had a very civil conversation for a few minutes.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I believe that
• 1:44
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't think that these guys hate these out of the meal as much as they want everyone to think they do, but.
• 1:51
  Brian McFadden: You've been, Pence says talk to trump. His wife didn't, but Pence did.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, pence really blew that
• 2:01
  Testecleese: like in general, he might have been able to be Vp again, and if he did, he might have been able to make get the Presidency later.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: but he pretty much ended his political career by taking a dump on trump. You know.
• 2:14
  Brian McFadden: He could have done the same thing without doing it. The way he did it, you know.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. He didn't have to be a douchebag about it.
• 2:22
  Testecleese: But we're not going to get into that. We've talked about what happened with that but 4 years ago.
• 2:28
  Testecleese: So the Dock Worker Union
• 2:31
  Testecleese: managed to avert a strike again.
• 2:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: So we'll see how that works out, because we were just talking about how that lined up.
• 2:40
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me, when we did this last time we're talking how this is gonna
• 2:45
  Testecleese: they're gonna go right back on strike. Just as Biden was leaving office.
• 2:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: I still say, fire all these guys and replace it with machines. But you know.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: let's ban the Internet. So we can keep the libraries alive, right?
• 3:01
  Testecleese: Parking Luddites.
• 3:04
  Testecleese: Okay. Did you see this shit or 2 of these death row in there?
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I shared. I shared this article.
• 3:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they.
• 3:12
  Brian McFadden: And they have a legitimate reason for doing what they're doing.
• 3:16
  Testecleese: Yes, they refuse to sign the paperwork, to have their sentences commuted to life in prison versus death. And I was like, what the hell.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: And well, yeah, I, what is the what is their reasoning?
• 3:30
  Brian McFadden: Because when someone's on death row.
• 3:34
  Brian McFadden: they're giving more leeway in appeals and stuff like that.
• 3:40
  Brian McFadden: Where, if they agreed to this agreement, they don't have those same avenues open to them anymore.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They would have already used all of their appeals at this point, and would have to serve life in prison, and they swear their innocence.
• 3:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: Oof, could you imagine making that decision that you're not gonna sign the paperwork?
• 4:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a lot of faith in the legal system to get it right after they've already sentenced you to death.
• 4:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I wouldn't have a I don't have a whole lot of faith in the legal system. I was listening to the Joe Rogan show. I don't know exactly when it's recorded, but because I don't typically listen to him on a regular basis. But there was one that intrigued me to listen to a little bit, and that was the former Illinois Governor Rod Blavojevich.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Brian McFadden: He was on a Joe Rogan show. He trump trump
• 4:34
  Brian McFadden: hardened him when he was in office last time he served 8 years in Federal prison.
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  Brian McFadden: for for in his words, for doing nothing wrong, just not rolling over on Obama and
• 4:47
  Brian McFadden: and caving in on against the Department of Justice.
• 4:53
  Testecleese: All right.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: yeah. Well, why did you listen to that like? What about that particular episode that made you want to listen to it? That.
• 5:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't listen to the whole thing, but I listen to part of it, you know. I mean it just
• 5:06
  Brian McFadden: it, you know. Was.
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: it was. I know that he went through that. I know he was a Democrat, that this all happened when he was the actual sitting Governor.
• 5:18
  Brian McFadden: you know, and if you went with what the mean screen media had to say about it, you would say he was worse than a Pedophile, you know, according to that.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: Wow!
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  Brian McFadden: So.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, which is fascinating, because the
• 5:31
  Testecleese: every time the dems try to stop something it's always a sex scandal. I'm sure you've noticed.
• 5:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: But they went ahead and voted to let these sex offender or illegal migrants stay in the country.
• 5:43
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
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  Testecleese: So like what I thought this was like the worst thing ever. And then they like, unless you're here illegally. Then it's okay.
• 5:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: Speaking of sex scandals, though remember the pizza gate thing.
• 5:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I shared this article, too, because we don't.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: Did.
• 6:00
  Brian McFadden: Pizza Gate.
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  Testecleese: And jeez that was. That was a long time ago, wasn't it?
• 6:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 6:06
  Brian McFadden: Hillary was still relevant back. Then.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: Was she ever really relevant except when she, I guess, Secretary of State. Still, even if she was a piece of garbage, still mattered.
• 6:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: And she was a Senator, too, wasn't she?
• 6:21
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: With 0 qualifications. Besides, her husband like to get Bjs into the White House right
• 6:28
  Testecleese: from women who weren't his wife?
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Well, he's been shot dead by police in North Carolina. The dude, anyway, that went up to DC. And
• 6:39
  Testecleese: fired into the pizza shop.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, for anyone who doesn't remember Pizza Gate. There was this theory that
• 6:49
  Testecleese: this pizza parlor was being used as a pedophile ring that didn't turn into anything.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't! I liked how everyone was making the arguments like
• 7:02
  Testecleese: this. Stuff's not real. None of this stuff ever really happens. And then,
• 7:07
  Testecleese: Lolita Express going to Epstein's Island comes up, you know.
• 7:14
  Testecleese: which. Hmm! I don't know. Maybe they were booking flights through this pizza shop. I don't know.
• 7:20
  Testecleese: I that's just possible what was going on. But yeah, dude got pulled over a traffic stop and pulled a gun on the cops, and well, that was the end of that.
• 7:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: Did he serve time in prison?
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 7:36
  Testecleese: I don't remember honestly, it was so long ago.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: You would think if you fired guns in DC.
• 7:42
  Testecleese: Into a pizza shop, you'd be serving time in prison.
• 7:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:48
  Testecleese: So true.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: Trudeau is not running for office again, and not only that, he's gonna step down as soon as his party can find a replacement for himself.
• 7:58
  Brian McFadden: Eventually.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: Yes, I just think that's hilarious, because Trump's not even in office yet, and he's already getting Canada to change out their Prime Minister.
• 8:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: He was like. Trump says to him, something like a
• 8:12
  Testecleese: What can I do to cripple your economy? And Trudeau says.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: or I suppose you could put a giant tariff on everything, especially the auto industry and trump was like, Okay, number one, never answer that question. And number 2. I'm gonna put a giant tariff on everything, especially the auto industry
• 8:33
  Testecleese: that see the thing about making Canada State.
• 8:37
  Testecleese: I think you would have to split it up into several States, or else you just have a giant Liberal voting block with a whole bunch of electoral votes for the Dems.
• 8:46
  Brian McFadden: Definitely so like just absorbing Canada as one State's a bad idea for trump, anyway.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, we've been expecting this, though. We've been talking about this for a couple of weeks
• 8:59
  Testecleese: hinting on it. We haven't really covered it a whole lot. But we've definitely been saying that Trudeau is on the way out, so
• 9:04
  Testecleese: I guess that's the end of the Castro regime in Canada.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: And
• 9:15
  Testecleese: the the plea deal that was shut that they tried to shut down, and the court said, You're not allowed to shut it down now. The court went ahead and put a pause on it for the 9 11 mastermind
• 9:28
  Testecleese: leap. What got leaving Guantanamo Bay, or something like that, or.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: Taking the death sentence off the table, or something.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: What? What a mess that is!
• 9:42
  Testecleese: We'll see where that goes. It's been 23 years, so
• 9:46
  Testecleese: I don't expect much to happen one way or the other at this point, you know.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: Alright alright! Check this out, man
• 9:55
  Testecleese: if you look up on the night sky this entire month. Right before, right after dusk, before dark.
• 10:03
  Testecleese: There are 4 planets that you can see aligned in the sky.
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Very cool.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: If you have a telescope, you can see 6 of them, which is like.
• 10:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 10:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, that not a common thing
• 10:18
  Testecleese: which I expected to see something from all these weird astrology people online talking about it. But I haven't seen anything about it.
• 10:26
  Testecleese: Maybe they don't pay as much attention to Scrap as I thought they did right.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: and NASA's at the same time.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: Speaking of these planets. NASA's trying to change his plan on how to bring soil back from Mars, that the Mars Rover has been collecting for years.
• 10:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: They have no clue.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't know what we're expecting to happen, but it's gonna be dirt.
• 10:56
  Brian McFadden: Will we even be alive by the time the soil gets back to earth.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, it's only a couple of years to get back from.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: I think they said something like a round trip. Tomorrow is at 6 years. It's like 2 years to get there that 4 years to get back, because the plans.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: like Mars has to go around the Earth has to go.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: The earth has to go around the sun an entire time and come back to Mars.
• 11:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good!
• 11:21
  Testecleese: Either, either. You have to go all the way around the sun chasing after the earth. You know what I mean.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: but the I don't.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Does the Rover have a way to take off like? Do they have to go get this thing and bring it back? Or does it have technology to get off the ground already up there. I don't know.
• 11:38
  Brian McFadden: And you would think they would have had this all figured out before they launched, or all that.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: I didn't know it was collecting samples until I read this article. I thought it was just up there taking pictures and like mapping the surface, you know.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: So.
• 11:50
  Brian McFadden: No, I knew it was collecting samples, but I didn't know if it was like
• 11:54
  Brian McFadden: scanning the samples and sending the data back.
• 11:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, analyzing itself.
• 12:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I bet you it's mostly dirt
• 12:03
  Testecleese: with high iron content. That's why the planet has a red hue as the rust. But that's just a guess.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: Okay, so we're gonna annex Canada. We're gonna buy Greenland. We're gonna take back the Panama Canal. And now
• 12:21
  Testecleese: Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
• 12:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, not to the Gulf of the United States, but Gulf of America.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: Well, it's Mexico is an American nation. If you know what I mean, it's North America.
• 12:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're born in North America.
• 12:39
  Testecleese: And the Mexican President had something stupid to say like maybe we should call the United States Mexico, Mexico.
• 12:45
  Brian McFadden: Mexico, America.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 12:47
  Brian McFadden: I didn't think she tends to a.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Like Mexico wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the United States right now.
• 12:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Like, where would they be selling all their drugs? You know what I mean
• 13:00
  Testecleese: and what the hell is going on in Virginia. You guys have your gun crime out of control over there.
• 13:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, this I don't know. I mean.
• 13:12
  Brian McFadden: good boy, to carry guns in Virginia.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: This. Everyone here has a gun, too, but they're not shooting each other. And yes, this
• 13:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, he wasn't. He wasn't shot.
• 13:23
  Brian McFadden: He was just. He had a gun in the church, so.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: Well.
• 13:27
  Testecleese: see, that's what I when I read the headline I was like, that seems stupid like that's not necessarily legal. There's a preschool in the church.
• 13:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:37
  Testecleese: So that.
• 13:39
  Brian McFadden: That's what makes.
• 13:40
  Testecleese: Trying to make sense, I guess.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Well, we talked about this rich neck shooting. I'm sure you remember that right.
• 13:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: When the teacher got shot through the hand and in the chest, or something. By a what Kindergartner.
• 13:54
  Brian McFadden: Yes, kindergartner.
• 13:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's up with her?
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, she's suing the State, the city of Newport News and the school district.
• 14:03
  Brian McFadden: They were trying to say it should be filed under Workman's Comp.
• 14:06
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 14:07
  Brian McFadden: And she's saying that workman's Comp. Doesn't pay long enough, or, gonna you know.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: gonna really sustain her for the rest of her life. So she is.
• 14:19
  Brian McFadden: pursuing another legal matter. The courts in Virginia said. She's allowed to do it that way. So that's what's going on with it.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: Isn't she back to work already.
• 14:30
  Brian McFadden: No, she's never going back to be a teacher again.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: But that's so. What I those workplace incidents. So now I don't. I should never have to work again.
• 14:44
  Brian McFadden: I don't know that she can work. She's got Ptsd.
• 14:48
  Brian McFadden: From the situation, and I don't think she could walk inside a classroom if she wanted to.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: And this is all the stuff you can do. But all right, I guess.
• 14:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see where that goes.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: I don't know how Virginia does on these kinds of things, especially with youngkin in in charge. But
• 15:12
  Testecleese: right.
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: Wow! The that's been charged so far in this matter is a six-year-old's mother, and she is currently
• 15:22
  Brian McFadden: serving a Federal prison session sentence in West Virginia for drug-related crimes.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 15:31
  Brian McFadden: And then what?
• 15:32
  Testecleese: There's a lot of drugs in West Virginia, that's what damn skippy.
• 15:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, she got the drugs. She had the drugs in Virginia. They found weed when they searched her house.
• 15:43
  Brian McFadden: and she.
• 15:43
  Testecleese: Oh! And.
• 15:44
  Brian McFadden: She got the hunter biden treatment because she said she wasn't.
• 15:50
  Brian McFadden: and we she wasn't on any substances when she filled out her
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: her application for her gun, so.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: So then they threw away the charges.
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: No, see? No, the other charges are pending, and will take place after. After she's out for.
• 16:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, she's already been charged. The other charge she's got is felony, child neglect. So once her Federal sentence concludes in March she's going to begin serving her State prison sentence here in Virginia on Felony Child Neglect.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: Is the father in the picture? Do you know.
• 16:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so. I don't know. He's never talked about in any of these stories, so.
• 16:33
  Testecleese: I've noticed that. So was this kid in state custody or something.
• 16:38
  Brian McFadden: Or custody of a parent or a grandparent, I mean.
• 16:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, possibly.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of guns in West Virginia.
• 16:49
  Testecleese: West Virginia is going to be opening up a 14 million dollar gun range
• 16:55
  Testecleese: place is nuts. I had a look at the
• 16:59
  Testecleese: not the actual physical building. I read this article and looked through everything in it.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: It's got like
• 17:05
  Testecleese: it's got a whole bunch of like 25 yard ranges for handguns, a bunch of 100 yard ranges for rifles. They have 3D moving targets for the archery range.
• 17:16
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 17:17
  Testecleese: There's a pro shop on site that you can like maintain, purchase, clean maintenance, whatever your weapons
• 17:25
  Testecleese: and a restaurant. So yeah, you can. And there's a country club membership you can get.
• 17:30
  Testecleese: or you can just show up and pay your fee to use the range.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: If it wasn't like 3 h away from me, I would definitely check it out.
• 17:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:40
  Testecleese: But that's kinda
• 17:42
  Testecleese: it's a state of the art like nothing, this huge nothing. This scale has been built before for
• 17:49
  Testecleese: sports shooting.
• 17:51
  Testecleese: It's something you would expect to see in a very wealthy area, you know.
• 17:55
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 17:56
  Testecleese: But they got some big investors, and they said, Hey, West Virginia is a place to do this because people love their guns in West Virginia.
• 18:04
  Testecleese: And a what's this guy's name, this go! Boom! Boom!
• 18:14
  Testecleese: There we go! The West Virginia attorney, General Patrick Morrissey
• 18:19
  Testecleese: was is it a co-leader of a 6 State Coalition.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: No good.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: And they are the ones that they are the ones that beat Biden's title Ix. Changes concerning
• 18:31
  Testecleese: equal resources to men's and women's sports, and in schools.
• 18:37
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 18:39
  Testecleese: And so now at least, West Virginia, Ohio, and 4 other States are allowed to go ahead and say, Nope, you're a man. You cannot compete. As a woman.
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 18:48
  Testecleese: In in college sports. So that's pretty badass.
• 18:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: That's probably gonna end up going Federal. Once it goes through all the entire process.
• 18:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, Mara. Healing is the Boston Mayor. I keep wanting to say Kathy Hochul.
• 19:09
  Brian McFadden: Right. No, she's the Governor of New York.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I I keep going. I know it's not what. Why do I? They both start with an HI guess, and they're both women.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: Well, the subways in New York are becoming a real freaking issue.
• 19:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: That's why the guardian angels are riding the trains again.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: And Hoka was finally trying to do something about it. She was swearing to everyone it was safe
• 19:41
  Testecleese: and like, which is obviously why, you're putting National Guard National Guardsmen down on the subway.
• 19:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: But she made a video of her riding the train like, look how safe it is. Like, yeah, you have armed security.
• 19:52
  Brian McFadden: You know she's got security with her. She's the the Governor of New York State.
• 19:58
  Testecleese: But she's got she's looking to expand the involuntary commitment to like health facilities.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: in. This is something that bothered me because you keep hearing this mental health issue come up every time there's a shooting right? But no one, no one ever does anything about it.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: So maybe they will start committing people. Because, yeah.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: that's always the argument when something goes down, especially in the subway like, Oh, well, the guy's just sick. He needs help. It's like dude shot people. Guy stabbed people, you know.
• 20:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: How many people got thrown it. We kept count of it last year for a while, didn't we? How many people were thrown in front of bus the trains.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise, they got into double digits.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Well, there's 1 dude who's been accused of stabbing 2 people 2 days in a row in the train system of New York City has been arrested.
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: He's got. He has been arrested 87 times.
• 21:03
  Testecleese: But New York's catch and release policy keeps putting this guy back on the street.
• 21:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:09
  Brian McFadden: That'd be a joysaurus da policy.
• 21:13
  Testecleese: That's exactly what that is. And we've discussed how this is starting to fall apart in a lot of states.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: I just it.
• 21:22
  Testecleese: Why do you let these guys right back out? But you know, no, with this bail reform thing they're doing, or just show up for court in a week. Then they stab someone else like show up for court in a week. It's like what fuck, please, you know.
• 21:34
  Testecleese: at some point you have to keep these guys until trial, you know, but
• 21:40
  Testecleese: I will see if that ever gets updated. I know the citizens of New York are getting real upset about the safety on the buses trains.
• 21:48
  Testecleese: and actually that the crazy broad that I mentioned to you that I was trying to get to come on the show that won't respond to me.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: We're saying how being like sexually assaulted on the subway is a normal thing that just happens. And we just have to accept it because these people are sick and need help.
• 22:04
  Testecleese: The guy.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: I I don't know where you are, lady, but like that's not something the rest of us just expect to happen, you know.
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: Alright! Well, and now they've arranged Sebastian Zapeta.
• 22:20
  Testecleese: He's the dude who set that lady on fire on the subway.
• 22:27
  Testecleese: Dear God, dude.
• 22:29
  Testecleese: I avoid New York City, anyway.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: No way. I'll get on that fucking subway, though.
• 22:36
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: I guess the best part is one of these Liberal activists who was pushing for the
• 22:45
  Testecleese: high congestion taxes like just driving in New York City during certain times, or uncertain.
• 22:50
  Brian McFadden: That through. It's in place as of the 1st of the year.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: Yes, right. So she was trying to force people into public transit.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: and she was assaulted on the subway or at a subway stop.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: and went and called the police and everything he had the guy arrested right away.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: This is a little bit of karma here, you know. You're pushing everyone to the subway, and they're getting attacked. And you say, no, it's perfectly safe.
• 23:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:20
  Testecleese: I got a good laugh. I almost brought this up a while ago with this women. Math.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: do you hear that? Hum.
• 23:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: Oh, that's crazy! I think my heat turned on and
• 23:32
  Testecleese: cause some kind of interference on my computer. It came through my headphones like a hum cool
• 23:38
  Testecleese: but Hochul was saying how there was gonna be like
• 23:42
  Testecleese: 900 bucks, or whatever I don't know
• 23:45
  Testecleese: toll. And then she, you know, reduced it down to 500,
• 23:50
  Testecleese: for, like I don't know what of the year, or whatever that's what it would cost you in a year.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: And he's like, see, I just saved you 400 bucks. He's like no bitch. You charged me 500
• 24:00
  Testecleese: right.
• 24:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:01
  Testecleese: It's like, if if you saved me 5, 400 bucks by doing this, then I'll just drive every day. Make 400 bucks a year. You know what I mean.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Oh, I bought all this stuff because it was on sales, but you don't need any of it. Well, I saved all this money? No, you didn't save money. You still spent money
• 24:20
  Testecleese: alright, alright. Been trying to. I tried to avoid this fire thing, because, as I mentioned.
• 24:25
  Brian McFadden: How are you gonna avoid it?
• 24:27
  Testecleese: Just not even talk about it, because wildfires happen in California every now and then, and we know this because they refuse to do the underbrush main maintenance
• 24:37
  Testecleese: and take every you know, clean out the forest floor, and they claim it's green to leave this stuff sitting there to burn down.
• 24:46
  Testecleese: But you know California's on fire. There's, I think, 3 wildfires going
• 24:54
  Testecleese: And why, what's her name, bass? Is it Bass or Bass, the mayor of La.
• 25:03
  Brian McFadden: She just got back from South Africa. So.
• 25:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. She was in Ghana.
• 25:09
  Brian McFadden: For inauguration.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, she yeah, they were saying, it's like a political thing. I was like, why does the Mayor of Los Angeles need to be in Ghana for her job.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: That seems a little strange to me, but all right, but she's getting ripped apart for being useless. I'll you know.
• 25:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I was.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: Wasn't.
• 25:27
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, look at Los Angeles in general.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: And she put out a tweet in 2021
• 25:39
  Testecleese: quote Ted Cruz, fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the Gop. Abandoning folks in crisis. We need to build a moment movement to kick them all out
• 25:51
  Testecleese: so.
• 25:53
  Testecleese: But she's claiming that this isn't the same thing.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: But she went and did the same thing. She's worthless.
• 26:03
  Testecleese: Tons of celebrity homes are being destroyed
• 26:07
  Testecleese: which, hey? Maybe some of these celebrities will finally move out of the United States now that the houses are burned down.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. And while Biden is a talking about this California fire
• 26:22
  Testecleese: and not taking questions on it.
• 26:25
  Testecleese: he's telling everyone how about his great grand.
• 26:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's so proud of that.
• 26:31
  Testecleese: And I understand that. But like
• 26:35
  Testecleese: your job, that's not part of your job is just to tell everyone about this. And I get that's, you know, exciting for you.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: But there's 10,000 people without homes right now because of this, like, huh?
• 26:51
  Testecleese: All right. And did you? Did you see this professor at Mizzou.
• 26:59
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna take.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: That is a no, she said, that
• 27:03
  Testecleese: James Woods? So you know James Wood. James Woods is right.
• 27:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, she said that his house burning down was possibly Karma
• 27:12
  Testecleese: is. You know, he's a Conservative.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: and I was like, if that's true, then what about the 9? 90 9,999 people, other people that live in Los Angeles, that houses burned down, that voted Democrat.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: Is that Karma too.
• 27:28
  Brian McFadden: Buyers don't care about politics.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: No it? Well, she's lost her job over this.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: which I don't know if she should necessarily be fired for it. But it's definitely stupid thing to say.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: And okay, I think I think I might have enough an audio
• 27:50
  Testecleese: thing in here about this. I'm not sure if there's a video or not.
• 27:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 27:55
  Testecleese: Of course it wants to take this stuff loads up so fast. I'm sitting on my couch upstairs writing. These are, you know, organizing all this stuff. Then I go to.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: Oh, there's no there it is! All right.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: Hold up!
• 28:07
  Testecleese: I bet it's a commercial Yup, it's loading the ad right now. But
• 28:12
  Testecleese: an anchor in Los Angeles quote debunked the claims about the water water running out
• 28:18
  Testecleese: for the firefighters.
• 28:20
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: Like, Oh, that's not happening. We haven't heard any of this. And then they cut to live, breaking news of the report, saying, the water just shut off. There's no water coming out.
• 28:30
  Testecleese: Hold on a second! Here we go.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, I got no sound, of course.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: Why don't I?
• 28:39
  Testecleese: There's a huh!
• 28:42
  Brian McFadden: Did you share sound.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: Oh, it's okay. I hit the wrong button to unmute it. Former la mayoral candidate and real estate developer, Rick Caruso, criticizing the city's response to the windstorm and fires. He says, officials should have been more prepared.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: Real issue to me is twofold.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: We've had decades to go remove the brush in these hills so quickly, and the second is.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: you've got to have water, and my understanding is the reservoir was not refilled in time.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: and in a timely manner to keep the hydrants going.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: So that's a failure, whether on Dwp's part or another city agency. But this is basic stuff.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: This isn't high science here, and it's all about leadership and management that we're seeing a failure of.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: All of these residents are paying the ultimate price for that.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: Despite what you have heard from Caruso. No firefighters have told us that they are running out of water.
• 29:44
  Testecleese: Go out to Gigi Graciet. She is live in Pacific palisades. I know your signal's not the best. But, Gigi, what can you tell us?
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Well, firefighters have told me they have no water on this block, and you may be able to make out the ember storm that we're
• 30:00
  Testecleese: of right now, this house going to be a total loss.
• 30:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. So oh, yeah, there's no issue with the water. Don't listen to the Democrat, the Republican who ran against the Mayor. He's full of shit
• 30:13
  Testecleese: live news. There's no water to put out the fire.
• 30:17
  Brian McFadden: Apparently
• 30:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh! The Federal Government set aside a ton of money for California to build more reservoirs like 10 years ago.
• 30:28
  Brian McFadden: and they never did anything with the money. They didn't use it to build more reservoirs. California has gotten more rain in the last year than they gotten like in the last 5 to 10 years, and 90% of the water is going into the ocean because they've got no way to to contain it.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Well. And yeah, one big argument they made about the making more reservoirs was how it was gonna cause an issue with the salmon. It's like.
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: And the smell
• 30:55
  Brian McFadden: because they they've taken out dams too recently to to help the fish get moved back and forth up the rivers.
• 31:02
  Testecleese: The problem is like, I understand this, protect the environment thing.
• 31:06
  Testecleese: But when you worry about one species and not the entire ecosystem.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: you cause other problems as you solve problems. Like. For a prime example, is the desalination plants that they use.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: They bring the water in from the ocean, they get the brine out of it. So you go up to like ultra dense, salty water that they go and pour back into the ocean.
• 31:28
  Testecleese: and then that sinks to the bottom, and it kills the the seafloor, which then everything above that in the food chain is affected because of that. And just this isn't stuff people think about.
• 31:41
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 31:43
  Testecleese: I don't know. They can. Maybe they need to somehow let this brine dry out into a natural just flat out salt and then replace it in the ocean, or I don't know but.
• 31:52
  Brian McFadden: They're putting it on our food.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. See, seesaw people do, seasoned with sea salt, though, don't they?
• 31:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: And they put it in their bathtubs and their foot baths, too.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: but yeah, exactly. They're
• 32:10
  Testecleese: they didn't refill the reservoir. They they just ignored all this I'm saying, well, there's no fire now. Trump brought this up 6 years ago and said, this is going to happen. If you guys don't do this stuff. And they said, You're a nut job. You just want to waste our money.
• 32:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Testecleese: So instead of well, they cut the fire budget by 17 million dollars in California.
• 32:31
  Brian McFadden: But they had money. They spent that money on better things.
• 32:34
  Testecleese: Yes, they put it into gay choirs, trans cafes, and social justice. Art.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:41
  Testecleese: So.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: And apparently I heard on no agenda show that the fire department also donated some of their surplus gear to Ukraine.
• 32:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Terrific terrific
• 32:58
  Brian McFadden: Maybe it wasn't so surplus after all.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: What's the thing is, these dems
• 33:04
  Testecleese: don't think long term. They see short term benefit, and not what's going to benefit them in the long term. That's why they always want to do these quick fixes that are like, Oh, let's just give everyone a ton of money. It's like that's gonna collapse the economy like oh, look! No one's at work for a year and a half because of Covid.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: I wonder why it knows there's no money left, you know.
• 33:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: So Guapo should be showing up here in a second.
• 33:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: I actually kind of wait for wanna wait for him to finally load all the way up, because I want to hear what he has to say say about this. I want to know what he thinks the Trans Cafe is because.
• 33:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm a little confused by this. I have no idea what a Trans cafe is.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: Cool the air and trip it, cut his hair and trimmed his beard, looking good.
• 33:55
  Brian McFadden: Most people. Most people do that during the summertime, when it's hot.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: They know I've been growing a beard because it's cold out.
• 34:04
  Testecleese: Hi! You're muted.
• 34:05
  Brian McFadden: Your microphone's all messed up, and you're muted.
• 34:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 34:09
  El Guapo: You guys hear me?
• 34:10
  Brian McFadden: Now we can.
• 34:11
  El Guapo: Alright my issue is, I like to take a shower in the morning to wake me up.
• 34:16
  El Guapo: and it takes a while to all the hair to dry and like, you know, so I don't want.
• 34:22
  Testecleese: It does. It does suck to go into the cold.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: What that your hair.
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: Cold enough lately when we going out to work where it'll freeze, you know, because yeah, below freezing. So.
• 34:34
  El Guapo: I've had that happen a couple of times here already, actually pulling ice out of my beard like, okay?
• 34:41
  El Guapo: So yeah, that's why I like you know what. Let me just keep it short. At least it's dry quicker, and I don't have to worry about it, you know.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: So, Ray, what is a trans cafe.
• 34:52
  El Guapo: Oh, is it like coffee or cafe? Is it like a decaf? Gonna be coffee.
• 34:59
  Testecleese: So the apps, yeah.
• 35:00
  Brian McFadden: All the well. The La City spent money on it instead of giving it to the fire department, so.
• 35:05
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 35:06
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure it's a coffee house that
• 35:09
  Testecleese: turns away cisgendered people, but I don't know.
• 35:13
  El Guapo: They're they're not.
• 35:15
  Testecleese: But yeah, they have the the money that they didn't spend on the fire department. They went and put into gay choirs, trans cafes and social justice, artwork.
• 35:25
  El Guapo: What?
• 35:26
  Brian McFadden: And they gave their surplus gear to the Ukrainians.
• 35:30
  El Guapo: I ain't heard about that shit. That shit's the dumbest. You know what you bought it for this, you fucking voted for this.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: I agree with you and anyone who didn't vote for it. These Conservatives like James Woods that live out there.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: You should have got that walk out when you had the chance. Right?
• 35:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Woods just lost his house out there.
• 35:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, let me.
• 35:50
  Brian McFadden: I heard a interview with Adam Carolla. I believe it was.
• 35:55
  Brian McFadden: I cannot.
• 35:56
  Brian McFadden: They asked him. Why in the hell you still live here? He's like.
• 35:59
  El Guapo: I didn't.
• 36:00
  Brian McFadden: Bought property in Henderson, Nevada. I'm leaving here. I'm going out there to do some podcasts and I'm gonna talk to my architects about getting this shit going. You know where I'm getting the hell out of here.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: I thought you were talking about when he was trying to be a firefighter in California.
• 36:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I heard that, too. Yeah, yeah. They told.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Brian McFadden: Back, in 7 years.
• 36:21
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, they call him 7 years later. He's like, well, we don't need white men right now, and he's like, what?
• 36:25
  Testecleese: So when was this.
• 36:27
  Brian McFadden: This is early 2,000 now, like.
• 36:29
  El Guapo: This is a while ago. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, he was standing in line next to an African American slash black woman, and he asked her, when she applied to be a fire person when.
• 36:40
  El Guapo: Day.
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. On Wednesday.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, she said, Wednesday, and he's like, Oh, I did 7 years ago.
• 36:45
  Brian McFadden: -
• 36:46
  Brian McFadden: He's like, there's my white privilege for you.
• 36:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:50
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: Well, the fire Chief, who, by the way, the top 4 people in the chain of command in the Los Angeles fire.
• 36:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I am.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: Are all women which
• 37:00
  Testecleese: maybe you can do the job. But how did you work your way up? How did they all happen to be women when 5% of the fire department is women.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: the issue that.
• 37:11
  El Guapo: The mayor, the mayor, by default, like she got elected so.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, she was in the running to be vice President instead of Kamala Harris.
• 37:18
  El Guapo: Oh, damn alright!
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: How good the Government would have been with her in charge instead of Kamala.
• 37:24
  El Guapo: We'll dodge a while.
• 37:26
  Brian McFadden: She's worse than Kamala.
• 37:29
  El Guapo: Dodge a wildfire with that one.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Well, the yeah. The la Fire chief is is praising
• 37:38
  Testecleese: or getting praise for saying that quote proving lesbians get it done.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: As the wildfires in California right now are, 0% contained.
• 37:49
  Brian McFadden: How are they done? If it's at 0%.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're so proud of this.
• 37:59
  Testecleese: yeah, they're getting nothing done.
• 38:01
  El Guapo: It needs a minute to finish it off.
• 38:06
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 38:08
  Testecleese: And now this dude in ABC news, or maybe a is it a dude or a woman? Muir.
• 38:13
  Brian McFadden: It's a man, it's there.
• 38:15
  El Guapo: That's the guy that interview trump now, like.
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: He was, he did the bait. He was like one of the all right for this.
• 38:21
  El Guapo: Moderator.
• 38:21
  Brian McFadden: Bay.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 38:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, same, guy.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: He's being ripped apart because he had a fire fighting ensemble and Ffv. Form fitted for him. So you know, he looks good.
• 38:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he had clothes pins on it. Oh, my God.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: God dude like well, and you got the gear on. Go fight a fucking fire right.
• 38:42
  Brian McFadden: Apparently all the reporters, that's all. The the great wardrobe these days are all wearing the firefighting gear.
• 38:48
  El Guapo: That makes your reporter have to wear firefighting gear.
• 38:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you know.
• 38:52
  El Guapo: I mean, I can see if you don't want to get hit by a car. Reflect the best. Okay, that's plenty.
• 38:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I saw this come across one of the Youtube videos, I watched
• 39:06
  Testecleese: how Dei can create a stronger fire department. And it took me 20 min to find the actual video of it versus trying to clip it out of the video I was watching.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: But listen to this shit, dude.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: diversity, equity, and inclusion, or Dei are more than just words. They represent a framework for creating fair and equitable environments in the fire service, where everyone has a seat at the table. But what do these concepts truly mean? And how do they work together to build stronger fire departments?
• 39:36
  Testecleese: Diversity is the foundation. It's about recognizing and embracing the different backgrounds, perspectives, and experiences that make up a community in the fire service. This means having a workforce that reflects the community. It serves bringing in different ideas, approaches, and solutions to solve complex problems. But diversity alone isn't enough.
• 39:56
  Testecleese: Equity ensures that all members of the team have equal access to opportunities, resources, and support. Unlike equality where everyone gets the same thing, equity recognizes that people have different needs and works to provide what they require to succeed in practice. Equity means addressing systemic barriers and providing personalized tools and resources to help each individual thrive.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: whether it's hiring practices or access to training and development. Equity creates an environment where everyone can grow and achieve success inclusion. The ultimate goal is about creating a culture where every team member feels valued, respected, and supported. It's not just about being part of the team. It's about belonging. Inclusion ensures that diverse voices are heard, respected and considered in decision making.
• 40:39
  Testecleese: It fosters an environment where individuals can be their authentic selves without fear of exclusion or discrimination. Together diversity, equity, and inclusion form the pillars of a stronger, more effective fire department.
• 40:54
  Testecleese: Okay? 1st one, they said. They want everyone to be their authentic selves.
• 40:58
  Testecleese: Fuck you, you're paid to do a job not be authentic. You can be your authentic self at home. Okay, that's where you can pick your nose. You can have halitosis, you can smell it farts, you know
• 41:13
  Testecleese: and it.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: The
• 41:17
  Testecleese: America is not great because of its diversity. America is diverse because of its greatness. It is attracted many people from around the world to come here because we have such greatness. We didn't become great because of our diversity. As a matter of fact, bringing all these Africans in the United States way back in the day wasn't actually a great thing. Was it? Because they were slaves
• 41:39
  Testecleese: cool?
• 41:40
  Testecleese: And they're talking about like everyone should get a fair shot, not just a fair shot, but be helped to advance, motherfucker, if I'm in a burning building
• 41:48
  Testecleese: and a hundred pound 5 foot 6, 5 foot. 5 woman in a in wheelchair
• 41:57
  Testecleese: comes to pull me out of that fire. I'm like, Oh, great! We're all gonna die. I want a 6 foot 5 ripped, glistening, masculine dude to throw me over shoulder. Don't worry, little Buddy. I got you. You know what I mean.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: There.
• 42:12
  El Guapo: Like this is why you do push-ups all day.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! That!
• 42:18
  Testecleese: yeah! And they're turning away all the people that actually want to do this job to make.
• 42:22
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: That they get these other folks in the job that aren't putting the fire out.
• 42:28
  Testecleese: It's it's infuriating.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: And this is something we talked about a long time ago the women in the fire department, because
• 42:35
  Testecleese: For a long time the women only had to carry a 25 pound sack of sand
• 42:40
  Testecleese: instead of the 100 pound sack of sand, because, you know oh, women are smaller. Well, bitch, I'm not going to get smaller because it's a woman trying to drag me out of a fire, you know.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: and actually saw this one video of this one of the
• 42:56
  Testecleese: important ladies in the department saying, how?
• 43:00
  Testecleese: Oh, and any man who's worried about a small woman carrying you out of the fire, you got yourself in a bad situation. If I had to come rescue you. It's like bitch. It is a bad situation. Then your job is to rescue me.
• 43:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's why that's saying like, what the fuck you got this job for, man.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha!
• 43:18
  Testecleese: And hey.
• 43:20
  Testecleese: okay, I was in. I can't remember where I was in somewhere in Asia, and I'm not a particularly tall man
• 43:26
  Testecleese: 5, 10, you know, average ish.
• 43:30
  Testecleese: And I noticed I could look over the heads of everyone there, you know just
• 43:36
  Testecleese: this is the way it is.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: and then I was up in Norway. Maybe.
• 43:43
  Testecleese: And the women were a foot taller than me, you know.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: and I was like, Okay, if that woman wants to drag me out of a fire. I'm pretty sure she can. She's a monster
• 43:54
  Testecleese: if we're getting 6 foot 2 women to do this job that you know what I mean, that are just giant, awesome, great. I have no problem with that. But if you send it in the the small Cambodian woman to to help.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: I mean, that just becomes a liability that someone else is gonna have to go in there and take her out too.
• 44:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 44:15
  Testecleese: And I know it sounds like we're sexist and racist. But you can't hire people based upon it's sexist and racist to hire people based upon those characteristics instead of their ability to do the job
• 44:28
  Testecleese: just like the whole Adam Carol thing, waited 7 years to get a call back, whereas the black woman
• 44:34
  Testecleese: by Wednesday and she's in line filling out paperwork.
• 44:38
  Brian McFadden: So how are the Feds going to cover 100% of the fire response costs in California.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: I don't know, but I'm furious, because when a hurricane ripped through trump country
• 44:50
  Testecleese: people were offered 750 bucks, and their houses were skipped over by Fema.
• 44:56
  Testecleese: But now Biden is saying that we're going to cover 100% of the fire response.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's insane.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: Why is that my responsibility in terms of my taxes?
• 45:09
  Testecleese: Because California fucked up and misappropriated their funds?
• 45:13
  Testecleese: Because they were like you said they were given money to handle this stuff, and it's like, no, no, we're more worried about fucking, painting our fire hydrants, rainbow colored.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Then making sure water actually comes out of them.
• 45:28
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Could you imagine if they told these people like? Oh, you can apply for $750 like bitch. My house is worth
• 45:34
  Testecleese: 10 million dollars on the Pacific coast like it doesn't matter. You get 750 bucks.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: so I don't know. Maybe some of these celebrities will finally leave the country now that they're
• 45:46
  Testecleese: multi-million dollar homes worth. You know what I mean that are a half acre are gone.
• 45:52
  El Guapo: What if dude like I heard a story that they just
• 45:56
  El Guapo: they're broke. They just don't know how to manage their money. This is why Harrison Ford is still doing movies because he's broke.
• 46:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: I think Barry's back is doing movies again now or.
• 46:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. He was.
• 46:08
  Brian McFadden: Doing movies because he's out of money. Yeah.
• 46:10
  El Guapo: He retired like a while ago, and luckily he got back with Sonic.
• 46:14
  El Guapo: I mean, he's also in the movie sonic. He's perfect for that role, but it's no.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: The bad guy out, doctor, whatever.
• 46:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, egg egg or something. I don't know.
• 46:24
  Testecleese: But
• 46:25
  Testecleese: Though he was terrifying as the Grinch.
• 46:28
  El Guapo: No, he was good. I think he was good.
• 46:30
  Testecleese: No, no, I meant like when they made the grinch out of a person instead of like anime.
• 46:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It was terrifying.
• 46:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, he really.
• 46:38
  El Guapo: people don't realize like, that's the grinch like, that's Jim Carrey. Like what? No way like, yeah, look it up. It's like they get shocked. Surprised that Jim Carrey.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: And it's funny because all this, all the stuff that Jim Carrey is most known for.
• 46:53
  Testecleese: He hates now like he was famous for being an anti-vaxxer.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Him and Jenny Mccarthy. And now now he's like you guys are all a bunch of evil people for not getting the vaccine.
• 47:07
  El Guapo: It was.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: Ace ventura.
• 47:11
  Testecleese: You know the football, the place Kicker was a man, but then became a lady cop, and he's like, Oh, look at this giant hemorrhoid case, which is his. Dick tucked under his ass, or whatever.
• 47:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. But it's just because of political, you know, that's all.
• 47:26
  El Guapo: If it was, if it wasn't for you he would not care.
• 47:31
  Testecleese: Well.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: excellent move there, bringing up that and Perry into a Ventura with the football place kicker laces out, Dan.
• 47:43
  Testecleese: because some crazy stuff's going on in the Nfl. And we don't typically talk sports too much on this show.
• 47:49
  Testecleese: But the Nfl. Has been the center of a lot of controversy lately
• 47:53
  Testecleese: to include accusing referees of rigging games.
• 47:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, because of these fires, the Vikings rams, playoff game has moved away from Los Angeles.
• 48:05
  Brian McFadden: So now no team has home, field advantage.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, which?
• 48:10
  Testecleese: Well, not much you can do about that. Really.
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: But did you see that the Vikings bought
• 48:18
  Testecleese: hundreds of tickets to the the game in Detroit against the lions.
• 48:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, those tickets were. Bet they eventually, I think we talked about this on the last show.
• 48:28
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, there's been photos of that game put out where they said they bought the tickets, and there were no. There were very few Vikings fans in the stands, a lot of people that were Vikings fans, bought the tickets cheaply, and then resold them again back to Detroit fans for to make money on them.
• 48:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, then, the idea was that they would take away home field advantage in terms of I'm sure you guys are aware.
• 48:54
  Testecleese: home team, advantage, home, field advantage. Make a big difference in terms of the the fans making noise.
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh! And Detroit fans have been known to make a ton of noise so.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: To the point that the offensive line can't hear the quarterback.
• 49:07
  Brian McFadden: -
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Which that's why they have silent. Snap counts. But that's that's an easy way to be off sides and have a false start.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: And this is another reason why we tend not to talk sports on this show is because not everyone watches sports
• 49:21
  Testecleese: and.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: I'm a lions, fan, so we will be talking about the lions.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: They they've had a good season.
• 49:29
  Brian McFadden: They don't have to play this week. They got home field advantage for as long as they keep winning in the playoffs.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: And someone
• 49:37
  Testecleese: almost just broke Barry Sanders record. Not but yeah, Barry Sanders, right? He was the lions guy, right?
• 49:43
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 49:44
  Testecleese: And someone almost broke his single season rushing record, but couldn't quite do it, and I was like it would have been cool to see it be broken, but.
• 49:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, Barry Sanders was at that game, too.
• 49:53
  Testecleese: Oh, that's awesome! He was one of the greatest of all time.
• 49:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: I loved watching him take that ball and just disappear. No one can get their hands on him. And then he left football because he, you know, retired, and the lions just like didn't win a game for like
• 50:10
  Testecleese: 5 years.
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, we kept taking patriots, coaches, and trying to make something out of them, so.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Funny. I was just going to bring up the patriots. How? As soon as Brady and Gronkowski left, the patriots can't win a game. They have the second worst record they've ever had this season.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: But you saying they take a patriots. They were taking patriots, plays over at the lions.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: The patriots just traded their 4th round draft pick
• 50:36
  Testecleese: for Mike Tomlinson, the steelers head coach.
• 50:42
  Testecleese: Tomlinson's Gonna be top patriots, coach.
• 50:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. The patriots fired their head coach after one season, and we talked about this.
• 50:51
  Brian McFadden: I think that's wrong. You gotta give a head coach more than one season to get their shit together.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: Well, this is a mistake we brought up when it happened, because he was talking about like Dei and all this other crap on the football field and like, No, anyway, you're gonna do this crap. It's not on the sports field or on the fire department, right.
• 51:08
  Brian McFadden: Right
• 51:09
  Testecleese: Well, shit if we're going to talk about Dei in sports, then how come the Boston Celtics
• 51:14
  Testecleese: isn't half women.
• 51:17
  Testecleese: you know, and oh, maybe, or even if you want to say, it has to reflect the population. Where are the Asian players on the Boston Celtics? Because Boston has a massive Asian population
• 51:27
  Testecleese: and Irish, too.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: And yeah, there are a bunch of white dudes on the Celtics. But
• 51:35
  Testecleese: you know not not that many, you know.
• 51:39
  Testecleese: I've been following basketball fuck since Larry Bird played.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: He was one of the Greats, too, and I don't know why Jordan gets all the credit at the same time
• 51:51
  Testecleese: bird had more points.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: Then Jordan did.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: but I don't know it should be. Oh, it's Tomlin! I'm sorry. I thought it was Tomlinson.
• 52:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:03
  El Guapo: Well, Jordan got more championships than anybody combined.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: Well, championships I wouldn't say combined because the Celtics one
• 52:15
  Testecleese: jeez if you go up into the Boston Garden, this banners hanging everywhere from late sixties into the mid eighties of them, winning over and over and over again. You know
• 52:27
  Testecleese: well, Jordan, not Jordan, a Parrish and Mchale, and you know.
• 52:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he pick up the
• 52:33
  El Guapo: he pick up. Bird was by himself. Jordan. Pick up a great team, you know. You got Dennis rotman sky, you know, like.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: Bird had Mchale and Parrish on his team.
• 52:45
  El Guapo: But some reason I don't know nobody for the Celtics. I don't watch basketball, and I still know who Jordan Dennis Rodman is.
• 52:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:54
  El Guapo: You know, just because it's just.
• 52:57
  Testecleese: There was a Nintendo game that you could get. It was called Jordan versus bird. It was awesome.
• 53:02
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 53:03
  El Guapo: Oh, but.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: You know the white guy got forgotten in the history books of basketball and.
• 53:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: In case everyone doesn't know. Basketball was actually created in Springfield, Massachusetts.
• 53:16
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: Poor white folks playing with.
• 53:20
  Brian McFadden: That where the basketball hall of Fame is.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: I don't know honestly it could well be, but I don't know.
• 53:26
  Brian McFadden: There is a hall of fame in Springfield, so.
• 53:29
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go, then! And speaking of Hall of fames, they were trying to rename the rock and roll hall of fame.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: and they're like. No, no, that's not happening.
• 53:38
  Brian McFadden: Was it by name or 2.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: Someone brought Hip, hop, hall of fame and something else, because they're doing all music now, not just like Rock.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: But that's neither here nor there.
• 53:51
  El Guapo: I don't know. It's like it's like it's what's the name of the Toys Awards show like Toys Hall of Fames.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: and like eventually all the toys gonna get in there like, what's the point of this thing, you know?
• 54:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:06
  El Guapo: Hold on!
• 54:07
  Testecleese: Brian's got. Oh, he's typing in leftovers
• 54:11
  Testecleese: Simone Sanders. I don't know the name, but I'm thinking she must be Msnbc. Yep, obviously.
• 54:21
  Testecleese: Simone Sanders. Townsend said on Sunday that Joe Biden is great mentally, and trump is not.
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: What the hell does that even mean?
• 54:32
  Testecleese: All the same, trump is insane. He shouldn't be President. It's like Joe. We all watch the debate.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, you said he was sleeping during the President Carter's funeral ceremony. I didn't watch any of the ceremony, but you know.
• 54:47
  Testecleese: I didn't, either. No disrespect to President Carter.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: but like I just didn't care enough like, you know, the guy was literally a hundred years old. They wheeled him out for his covid vaccine, or whatever it was to.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: They will amount for the vote for Kamala, too.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, that's right. It was the vote for Kamal. They wheeled him out to show that he's voting for Harris, and it's like the guy isn't even conscious. He's on a fucking stretcher and just go vote, you know, like, isn't this? Why, we have mail in votes like this is one of the exceptions that even Republicans say, Yeah, okay, that guy can mail in his vote, you know.
• 55:23
  El Guapo: Jimmy Curry.
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Testecleese: Waffle takes off his headset to go get another beer comes back and hears that he's like, oh, must be talking about Jimmy Carter, because.
• 55:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, let's dude. I think he was dead like 6 months ago.
• 55:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: Well, I think Joe Biden's dead.
• 55:41
  Testecleese: I think they've been.
• 55:42
  Brian McFadden: They got a body. Don't.
• 55:43
  El Guapo: Hmm! You've.
• 55:45
  Testecleese: That, or they're doing weekend at Biden's, you know.
• 55:48
  El Guapo: You guys saw the you guys saw the funeral.
• 55:52
  Brian McFadden: I didn't have the day off. I had to work that day.
• 55:56
  El Guapo: No, like the highlights where this trump got, sit. Next to Obama and Kamala, watching like.
• 56:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, I heard Obama and Trump spoke for quite a bit.
• 56:04
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Kamala was in front of them, she looking behind like just motherfuckers.
• 56:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, we were talking about how Obama didn't bring his wife.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Jill fell asleep, and Jill had to like nudge him awake.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness.
• 56:24
  Testecleese: you know, where are we? Oh, here we go. Okay. So I think we talked about this, how Biden was gonna ban the
• 56:31
  Testecleese: drilling for oil offshore.
• 56:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he.
• 56:35
  Testecleese: True.
• 56:35
  Brian McFadden: And he used a law that's been put in place for years, that nobody's ever done anything with to protect it, to make it more difficult, so that trump just can't come in and do an executive order to wipe this way, like
• 56:50
  Brian McFadden: Biden did when he came into office.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: Well, that's
• 56:55
  Testecleese: yeah. Now that you say that when Biden took office he did 17 executive orders on day one, which is a record right.
• 57:04
  Brian McFadden: It's not as big of a record as what he did when he gave everybody. He commuted everybody's sentences.
• 57:10
  Testecleese: True, but Trump decided. We're doing a hundred executive orders on day one.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: and the problem with executive orders is that.
• 57:18
  Brian McFadden: They're only good for 4, th while you're in office.
• 57:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. The next guy.
• 57:21
  Brian McFadden: Soon as your opposition gets elected they can be wiped out the same. It's just as easy as you put them in place.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, the same, exactly the same exact way.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: but it looks like Biden is making every effort to not just fuck his own party, but to tank
• 57:39
  Testecleese: everything that trump is looking to do while in office. Yeah.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: I just hope everyone understands that the cost of every good is going to go up. If we can't go find more oil.
• 57:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's not in here, I don't think, but I just saw an article earlier tonight where Trump said, the windmills are history on the coast. He's not allowed to be built off the coast of Virginia anymore.
• 58:03
  Testecleese: It's good because Massachusetts, the residents were all excited about it, because, you know, they're gonna be over the horizon. You won't see them now. Everyone.
• 58:11
  Brian McFadden: See you.
• 58:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the rich people in like Martha's Vineyard.
• 58:15
  Testecleese: and on, you know, Cape Cod, and you have P-town, and the the tip of Cape Cod, which is
• 58:21
  Testecleese: a very gay community. It's kind of famous for that.
• 58:25
  Brian McFadden: If it's gay, it's Fire Island in New York, except worst.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: And they're all complaining about like these giant wind turbines that are ruined their ocean view. And it's like you guys voted to put these fuckers in place.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: and and Biden was talking about how this drilling is going to like affect the sea life.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: You know he's worried about a particular whale that's going going to go extinct.
• 58:48
  Testecleese: These windmills create sound. A sonar, basically.
• 58:53
  Brian McFadden: From zoom.
• 58:54
  Testecleese: Spinning in the ocean, and it's driving the whales nuts.
• 58:57
  Testecleese: It's actually driving them away out further into the ocean.
• 59:01
  Testecleese: And I'm sure you're aware sonar travels a long way through water.
• 59:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, all sound travels a lot through water.
• 59:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, sound and water is sonar
• 59:11
  Testecleese: and trump brought this up, and he was called nuts.
• 59:17
  Testecleese: It's like, No, but this is really happening. But anything that trump says they automatically have to come out and take the opposite side. You know an adversarial position.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: which is why I'm waiting for trump to come out in favor of oxygen.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: That'd be awesome. I wish you would.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: It would, it would be hilarious, and you know it.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Watch Rachel Maddow back. We need to ban oxygen now.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: And this one here gets me.
• 59:44
  Testecleese: They're saying he's going to quote Biden's gonna quote ban cigarettes.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: But you.
• 59:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, what?
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Good.
• 59:50
  Brian McFadden: Got to read the article.
• 59:52
  Testecleese: Yes, it's reducing the nicotine to almost 0.
• 59:55
  Brian McFadden: Which means everybody's got to come out with new brands of cigarettes.
• 1:00:00
  Brian McFadden: You can't have your Marlboro Reds anymore. They're going to have to come out with a Marlboro ultra light, or whatever they're going to call them, you know.
• 1:00:08
  Testecleese: Now you're.
• 1:00:09
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna have to go through the whole FDA process again. The testing phases sounds like a money making scheme for the Federal Government.
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. And then the price of cigarettes is going to go up to cover the cost of all of this testing and development.
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: And your average smoker. If you cut down the nicotine in their smokes, they're just gonna smoke more cigarettes
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: right? Or or switch to smokeless tobacco, which is even worse for you. I guess you can live without a job.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: or or you can go to the Black Market to get your cigarettes
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: exactly. It's going to turn just like what weed used to be with everyone buying the grass illegally
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: instead of walking in somewhere, that it's where you know what you're buying.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: Do you think that's going to happen?
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: No, I think Trump's gonna figure out a way to overturn this too.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: I don't know. They banned flavored cigarettes which really
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: upset the black community in urban areas.
• 1:01:12
  Brian McFadden: They only do that in Massachusetts that was only mass.
• 1:01:15
  Brian McFadden: Still get Newports in Virginia.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah. So mash, you can't get menthol cigarettes.
• 1:01:21
  Brian McFadden: You can definitely still get menthols in Virginia.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah, it's which is hilarious because you can't get
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: a menthol cigarette because it's got flavoring in it, you know. I guess that's marketing to kids. But you can buy fucking.
• 1:01:36
  Testecleese: Cherry gummy bears full of posh
• 1:01:40
  Testecleese: like that's not marketing to kids.
• 1:01:42
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: And it's funny I brought that up when I was security at the pot shop, and they're like, stop saying that shit out loud. Someone's gonna hear you and ban it.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, my heat kicked on again. I got another hum in my headphones. That's crazy.
• 1:01:59
  Testecleese: I wonder what? I wonder what kind of weird interference my eye is coming through.
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: Oh, you know, it's probably the coil spinning, creating an emf that's coming into my wire.
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway.
• 1:02:14
  Testecleese: While we're still talking about Joe.
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: they're looking to transfer 11 of these Gitmo prisoners to
• 1:02:22
  Brian McFadden: Come on. Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Brian McFadden: I just received a snow alert.
• 1:02:28
  El Guapo: Oh! What!
• 1:02:29
  Brian McFadden: The snow will be light.
• 1:02:31
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:02:32
  Testecleese: It's funny. The bottom left corner of my screen. I have 3 weather alerts. Wait, wait for me to read them
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: like I said. I have like 20 inches of snow right now, and it's oh, God! It's the perfect snow for skiing.
• 1:02:46
  Brian McFadden: So you're doing some cross country skiing in your property.
• 1:02:50
  Testecleese: I got I got a big slope on my property, and I would ski down, but I couldn't get back up without
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: to climb back, up, nail it free.
• 1:02:59
  El Guapo: You know where you need to have like a little winch.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: They're.
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: So, when.
• 1:03:04
  Testecleese: I actually brought that up to the wife. I was like we should set up a like. Remember the.
• 1:03:09
  Brian McFadden: Some.
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, do you guys ski at all?
• 1:03:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I have in the past.
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: Okay. So you remember what the J. Bars are.
• 1:03:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like a rope around a pulley and a motor. And you put this bar behind your back and it pushes you up the hill.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: I was like that'd be cool. That'd be easy to do.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: But there's too many trees. It's not safe. I wouldn't even go down a sled in that backyard.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: Add some more.
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, I think the way Obama's getting rid of these prisoners. He's just trying to make it harder and harder to keep the place open by having so few people in there, so.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: What a Guantanamo Bay.
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this on the last show, too. So.
• 1:03:49
  El Guapo: You know what I heard.
• 1:03:50
  Brian McFadden: So it was different people, but this time it's Oma Oman. So.
• 1:03:53
  El Guapo: You know what we need to do? Open Guantanamo Bay in Greenland.
• 1:03:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, we don't own Greenland yet.
• 1:03:59
  El Guapo: No, not yet, but I said we still got a base over there, but you know.
• 1:04:03
  Brian McFadden: We got bases all over the world.
• 1:04:05
  El Guapo: But if we open the base over there and the person escaped, where are you? Gonna go.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: The seed vault.
• 1:04:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  El Guapo: Nobody.
• 1:04:14
  Brian McFadden: I didn't even think that existed until we talked about it on the show.
• 1:04:18
  El Guapo: I heard about. There's a base over there, but.
• 1:04:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we've talked about the seed vault on the show because they talked about it on that show
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: about the last Navy ship. You know where the.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: The last ship.
• 1:04:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. What a terrible.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: Show that was.
• 1:04:34
  Brian McFadden: It started out. Good.
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: It did. I tried to watch it then. It just got so terrible like I'm done. I can't watch this garbage
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: just like under the dome. Did you watch that?
• 1:04:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yep, you sucked me into that show. It was fun for like 3
• 1:04:48
  Testecleese: seasons. And you're like, this is getting ridiculous.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: But yeah, the seatbelt's a cool idea. If
• 1:04:56
  Testecleese: oh! An area is ravaged by natural disaster or war, we can replace their crops with the seeds we have. So it doesn't go extinct. I think that's great, like almost the entire world is involved in this seed vault that we have up in Greenland.
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: Putting politics aside like, let's let's keep this stuff forever, which is awesome.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: But you can't just get into the seed ball. You can't just like walk in the front door this.
• 1:05:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: Security there and this, and it's frozen tundra.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Lots of oil in Greenland, though.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:05:31
  Brian McFadden: That's another reason why Trump wants to own it.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. And here's the best part is, does anyone know what Greenland is?
• 1:05:38
  Brian McFadden: No, it's further north in Iceland. I know that.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, which is funny, because Greenland is the frozen one. Iceland is beautiful and green.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: Greenland's basically off the coast of Canada.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: It's the largest island on the planet. If you don't count Australia because it's a continent.
• 1:05:57
  El Guapo: It's just. I think it's just the image, but it's not that big.
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's only 55,000 people on it. There's a lot of open spaces.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: Well, it does look bigger on a map than it really is, because of the curvature of the earth. But it's still a massive island
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: islands don't typically get that big. You know Australia.
• 1:06:20
  Testecleese: Well, that exactly. I'll show you.
• 1:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Australia is a continent.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: Which I would still call an island. But I guess no one else does, because I guess if you're gonna say that the North.
• 1:06:29
  El Guapo: So the Arctic Circle, though like literally on top of If you look at the Wikipedia, the map.
• 1:06:35
  Brian McFadden: He just looked it up.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: Is on top of Canada, like, you know.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: It's yeah, it's frozen tundra. It really is. Yeah. And you were right, Brian. It is Danish, but they have autonomy.
• 1:06:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, and they get like a billion dollar grant from Denmark every year.
• 1:06:54
  Brian McFadden: That's the only reason why the the people are are able to sustain themselves
• 1:07:01
  Brian McFadden: on Greenland is because of the the subsidies they're getting from Greenland.
• 1:07:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know from a personal experience that we subsidize Puerto Rico. We subsidize Guam, we subsidize several other territories in the United States.
• 1:07:20
  Brian McFadden: so why can't we subsidize Greenland.
• 1:07:22
  Testecleese: We wouldn't need to. Actually, the funny thing is that we keep hearing. Oh, Greenland has no interest in being Americans like. 1st of all the people in Greenland never said that.
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: Welcome us with open arms, the Danes
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: saying that we won't give it up.
• 1:07:38
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: I bet if if we went there and started drilling for oil we would make everyone who lived there tons of money.
• 1:07:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: Yes, they would all be rich.
• 1:07:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  El Guapo: So it's the size of India.
• 1:07:51
  El Guapo: Almost cover India.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: Indies, huge.
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, 1 3rd of Australia.
• 1:07:58
  El Guapo: and is all the way from Texas, like farther south, a little bit south of Texas. What's the name of the southern point of Texas
• 1:08:08
  El Guapo: up to the Canada border, that how long it is.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Oh, Jeez, that place is huge.
• 1:08:12
  Brian McFadden: Huge.
• 1:08:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a little map in here to show you.
• 1:08:16
  Testecleese: There you go. So yeah, it does.
• 1:08:18
  El Guapo: Space, 4 on a map, but
• 1:08:20
  El Guapo: 2 times smaller in the United States.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: Always drives me nuts 4.2 times smaller house.
• 1:08:26
  El Guapo: Roughly the size of Democratic Republic, of Congo.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: Jeez, okay.
• 1:08:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, Congo is big, too.
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, the United States is enormous, and a lot of people don't realize that.
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: You can fit 2, 2, 3 times in Australia. Okay, yeah. So that's a big chunk island.
• 1:08:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a lot of natural resources there. But you see where Joe Biden has come out
• 1:08:54
  Brian McFadden: patting himself on the back for the drop in illegal border crossings.
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: You mean, because Trump is about to take office. And he's gonna send all these people back, anyway.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. The border crossings are down, and you know, it's like, Okay, they're down from last year. They're still up from trump.
• 1:09:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. And the reason why they're down is because these guys realize
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: I'm not going to make the trek up there just to be turned around and go all the way back, you know.
• 1:09:27
  Testecleese: And this is interesting. Washington Examiner Examiner did a a poll.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: and Biden was great as poor.
• 1:09:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're not the only ones that did polls, I mean. Gallup did a poll. Rasmussen reports? Did a poll.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, a whole bunch of them did. And really, the Washington Examiner was basically reporting on all these polls.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: Gala basically came back and said that
• 1:09:52
  Brian McFadden: he's just as bad as Nixon was.
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: Which I mean was Nixon. Really that.
• 1:09:58
  Brian McFadden: No, he wasn't. He just got caught up in his own narcissism
• 1:10:04
  Brian McFadden: and allow stupid things to happen under his watch.
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: The Watergate Hotel.
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: That was the big thing right?
• 1:10:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: Wiretapping a hotel.
• 1:10:18
  Testecleese: Didn't Obama wiretap the entire fucking country.
• 1:10:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: Because of the Patriot Act. He had the Homeland Security doing it, Nsa. And all them I mean it.
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: So Nixon is considered one of the worst presidents in history. Because of this. And then Obama went and expanded nationwide, and he's still considered one of the greatest ever.
• 1:10:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: Brian, who would you put as the worst United States President in your lifetime.
• 1:10:49
  Brian McFadden: Joe Biden.
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: What about in history?
• 1:10:55
  Brian McFadden: Joe Biden.
• 1:10:57
  Testecleese: Really, I might put Fdr up there, and I know that's controversial. But what did Fdr. Really do.
• 1:11:04
  Brian McFadden: I served 3 terms.
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: Did serve 3 terms, and he was the reason why they did the 2 term limit thing.
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: Then, wasn't he the new deal guy.
• 1:11:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: Not no.
• 1:11:19
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: The great society, or whatever it was.
• 1:11:22
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:11:23
  Testecleese: To fight poverty, but that just led people to be led to the black population being stuck on welfare and single motherhood.
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: It didn't help people at all. It just made people depended upon the Government, which
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: I believe. No, it was.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: It wasn't him who was the one who said, We can keep these ends voting.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: Wait! Was Fdr. Who said that.
• 1:11:49
  Testecleese: We can keep these ends voting Democrat for a whole year.
• 1:11:51
  El Guapo: No, what's the name? No, no! The one after Nixon, I mean Kennedy.
• 1:11:57
  Testecleese: Kennedy was after Nixon.
• 1:11:58
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, no! The one that got shot at the.
• 1:12:02
  Brian McFadden: Afk.
• 1:12:03
  El Guapo: No Jfk. After Kennedy, who who took over after Jfk.
• 1:12:07
  Brian McFadden: Linda, Johnson.
• 1:12:08
  El Guapo: Then Johnson is the one that said that.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: There you go. There you go. Yeah, keep them dependent upon the government. They'll just keep voting for more benefits. And that's exactly what the Democrats are still doing today is guaranteeing
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: free shit for everybody and trying to buy votes.
• 1:12:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Testecleese: Which
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: the the argument about bringing in these illegal migrants is that we need them to do these jobs for less money than we could pay an American citizen.
• 1:12:36
  Testecleese: But the problem is, once these folks have children, they're going to be American citizens. Well, Trump wants to get rid.
• 1:12:42
  Brian McFadden: Of the.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: Well, then, we're going to have to import more illegal migrants to do these jobs for illegal wages.
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:12:49
  Brian McFadden: We're. We're one of the few countries that
• 1:12:52
  Brian McFadden: once you have a child born in your country, you everybody gets automatic citizenship. So.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: Well, the parents don't necessarily get citizenship, but the child does.
• 1:13:01
  Brian McFadden: Not in most countries.
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: No? Well, here's the thing is, if you give it a good read. Was it the 14? th
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Not sure which amendment it is now?
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: But if you give it a good read, it doesn't actually say you're a citizen necessarily being born on the soil.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: That's just the way it's been interpreted.
• 1:13:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: I'd have to pull it up and read it again. It's been a long time since I've gone through the entire Bill of rights and amendments.
• 1:13:26
  Brian McFadden: You used to have in your wallet.
• 1:13:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, I have a copy of it upstairs, too.
• 1:13:32
  Testecleese: The entire Constitution, and all that stuff and declaration of Independence.
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: Well, the judge is not allowing these J. 6 rioters to attend Trump's inauguration.
• 1:13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's on probation. And he asked permission to leave the area he lives in in California to go to the inauguration. They denied it.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: That doesn't bother me. You're on probation. You're not allowed to leave the State. I get it.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: you know, especially because the reason why you're on probation was the last time this happened, you know.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: Okay, alright.
• 1:14:12
  Testecleese: I mean, the guy could have got a worse sentence like a whole bunch of other people
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: did from the January 6th ride.
• 1:14:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, this one's a great one here. The view everybody's Sonny Austin is now comparing. January 6th to the holocaust.
• 1:14:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:14:30
  Testecleese: Many, how many millions of Jews were killed. On January 6.
• 1:14:34
  Brian McFadden: None. Nobody. Only one person was killed on January 6.th
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: Yes, and it was
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: What's her name? I can't remember her name.
• 1:14:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: That's gonna drive me nuts now, and she was an air force. Vet.
• 1:14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: And she was one of the protesters, slash rioters.
• 1:14:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: And the cops like oh, I thought she was going to get in the window. That he shot her through wasn't big enough for a human to fit through. It's 1 of those windows next to a door. You would see it like a
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: in a high school or something, you know.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: It's it's like 8 inches wide by like 2 feet tall.
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: Shot him through the throat and killed her.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, she compared it to the holocaust and slavery. It's like Jesus Christ. Do you have any? Is she saying that January.
• 1:15:16
  Brian McFadden: Ashley, Babbitt, Ashley.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: But that.
• 1:15:22
  Brian McFadden: Within 36 h 5 people died.
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: One was shot by Capitol police, another died of a drug overdose, and 3 died in natural causes.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, and one guy was arrested for having a gun.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: And someone said something about like 5 police officers. Oh, there we go.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: Well, we'll get to that in a second. Actually,
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: Blue jet.
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: Things. He's.
• 1:15:48
  Brian McFadden: Only only the left is still trying to hang on to this January 6.th Insurrection theme, you know, everybody else in the country has moved on from it.
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: That's exactly what Scott Jennings said, and the Cnn. Panel lost their minds over it.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: It's like there was a riot. Yeah, you're right. That's bad. People should go to prison.
• 1:16:10
  Brian McFadden: Isn't Scott Jennings the token Conservative on Cnn.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: Yes, and he's pissing off everyone on that panel every time, and it's hilarious because he brings up actual facts like, Wow! I don't like what you said.
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: But, Amy, Amy Klobuchar, is it.
• 1:16:28
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, Klobuchar. She was hit with a community note on X. She claimed about all the officers that were killed and how it's just sick on January 6.th
• 1:16:40
  Testecleese: No police officers died on January 6.th Because because of this riot, one guy had a stroke.
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: The next day.
• 1:16:51
  Brian McFadden: And they say one had a heart attack, too, or something like that, you know.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: And what within a week, like 4 of them, committed suicide.
• 1:17:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Testecleese: And you say, well, you know Ptsd, from this. Well, the bitch, if you're going to claim that shit, then let's have a look at what happened during the summer of love after the
• 1:17:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Blm, rise.
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, during these blm riots. And how many people actually died during that? Because of that, it's.
• 1:17:19
  Brian McFadden: That didn't happen, though, that that didn't really happen. That's a figment of our imagination.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: We all watch this shit happen, man. What's her name there? Harris was bailing these guys out of
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: jail for
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: for all this crap. You know what I mean. When it was happening we had 2 place, 2 areas in the United States declare independence from the United States.
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: And the local governments. Let them do it forever. For months.
• 1:17:47
  Brian McFadden: Part of Seattle you couldn't get to for months.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: And remember, these riots were the voices of the unheard, until the right wing did the same thing. Then all of a sudden it was insurrection.
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: I think declaring independence is a bigger thing than saying, Hey, I don't like the way you guys just did this shit.
• 1:18:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, most definitely.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: But Meta.
• 1:18:09
  Brian McFadden: At least.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Book platform with with Instagram is on that.
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:18:12
  Testecleese: And however many other things that.
• 1:18:16
  Brian McFadden: Checkers.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: They're getting rid of the fact checkers and replacing it with community notes like X has.
• 1:18:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: I think this is a good idea, and it's hilarious because.
• 1:18:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, they were paying the fact checkers.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: Well, and.
• 1:18:30
  Brian McFadden: Now they're out of a job.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: They were all former Cnn. Panelists.
• 1:18:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they were very unbiased. Fact checkers.
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: And it was funny.
• 1:18:39
  Brian McFadden: Someone from Cnn. Cnn. Has been known for their fair and balanced reporting for quite a while. Now.
• 1:18:44
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, Joy Reid, not joy Behar joy, Reid was saying. I
• 1:18:50
  Testecleese: well, what do you want to put out there? If you if you don't want fact checkers, you know, like, what? What kind of misinformation do you want to be able to put out? And it's like.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: it's like, well, maybe we're worried about the hunter Biden Laptop shit being suppressed, being told it's misinformation.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: I mean, there's a whole bunch of stuff that got shut down on social media because of this
• 1:19:13
  Testecleese: misinformation grab that all turned out to be true. That would have swayed, that
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: everyone came out and said would have swayed the election.
• 1:19:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: Like, Oh, my goodness! Oh, Jesus Christ! I just opened something instead of closing something.
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's no tab for leftovers, because I don't have a great tab, so.
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: It's under heading. Oh, geez! Where did it go?
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, it's under horror. That's why.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: There we go, all right. Well, anything here and leftovers you want to talk about.
• 1:19:51
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:19:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Biden White House just put out a picture of snow in DC.
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:19:57
  Brian McFadden: And the ex users had jokes.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: About, our.
• 1:20:02
  Brian McFadden: I said this was the first.st
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Gang.
• 1:20:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they were saying, this is the 1st time they've had snow since President Biden was in office like, no, it's not.
• 1:20:15
  Brian McFadden: Then people are like. Is Hunter living in the White House now.
• 1:20:18
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: God!
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: Where is there's something in here that I saw that. Oh, oh, Kevin O'leary's from Shark Tank, Mr. Wonderful!
• 1:20:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: Says that he's near a deal to buy. Tiktok.
• 1:20:37
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:20:38
  Brian McFadden: Say he's going to need Trump's help with it.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: trump doesn't want to ban Tiktok. A lot of people do want to ban Tiktok, which is funny, because Trump was the one who started this whole ban tiktok thing.
• 1:20:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Somewhere along the way somebody changed his mind.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, if Kevin O'leary is going to buy it, maybe
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: this could work out the same way. I'm buying stock just like I did with Twitter right before Elon Musk bought it.
• 1:21:05
  Testecleese: I made it, and you buy Tiktok stock.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: I don't know by a Chinese company. I don't think it's on the stock market.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: It's not it might be not, might not be on stock market. But it's not entirely Chinese, because the Tiktok ban they're saying that they have to divest all Chinese ownership.
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: So basically, they would have to force China or to sell off their share.
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: So if if I can, I'm gonna have to have a look as if he's gonna buy this.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: I'm real tempted to try to get a piece of it first.st So.
• 1:21:38
  Brian McFadden: Talk is privately held company, and therefore does not have a public stock price.
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: That's too bad. That would have been a good way to make some money.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: America's mayor has been held in contempt in this defamation case
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: for not turning over all of his paperwork that he was told to
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: 148 million dollars defamation judgment.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: It's a lot of money. So.
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, Giuliani. By the way, anyone that's not doesn't know America's May. He's the one who cleaned up New York City.
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: And then when he left, they turned it back into shit.
• 1:22:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: Man. His career just turned to garbage when he got attached to Trump. Huh!
• 1:22:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: I mean he I don't know what I think of the stop and frisk thing he did, but it actually did reduce crime.
• 1:22:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did.
• 1:22:40
  Brian McFadden: And you saw where that that Nazi tattoo was at the Jimmy Carter funeral.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Hey, Seth.
• 1:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Isn't it a Christian tattoo of a bunch of crosses on his chest?
• 1:22:54
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: This is what gets me.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: These folks see something they don't understand that that's Nazi stuff. I've actually had. People ask me if this tattoo on my hand is some Nazi shit
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: like? No, it's actually my rating badge from the United States Navy.
• 1:23:11
  Testecleese: I like that.
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: Hey?
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Carpenter Square, a mall and a fire act
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: not not swastika. I don't even know how you'd see swastika.
• 1:23:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't see Sasuka there. Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: At times.
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: and I don't know what it is. It must be Nazis one. What the fuck a Nazi is for real.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: They call everyone, Nazis, as the saying, burn Israel to the ground and kill the Jews I'm like, and then you got what's your name there.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: hostin, or whatever comparing January 6th to the Holocaust.
• 1:23:44
  Brian McFadden: Right. There's no comparison.
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: What? How could you possibly downplay what actually happened like that
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: and make it nothing, you know.
• 1:23:55
  Testecleese: Maybe they should go check out this Auschwitz Museum, and have a look themselves.
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:24:04
  Brian McFadden: They're idiots.
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:24:07
  Brian McFadden: How long do you think the view is going to be on the air after trump comes back in office? I mean, I really well, I mean, I do think that
• 1:24:16
  Brian McFadden: Whoopi's history on the show. I think several others are gone from the show. I don't think
• 1:24:22
  Brian McFadden: I think it.
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: I just think they're losing viewers, you know.
• 1:24:30
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, you still have these people trump derangement, syndrome. They're going to watch this crap because they want to hear someone hate trump.
• 1:24:36
  Brian McFadden: They go to Msnbc. Not ABC.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Remember, this is the.
• 1:24:43
  Brian McFadden: This is the channel that paid out A,
• 1:24:46
  Brian McFadden: though the with George Stephanopoulos they paid out millions of dollars in defamation lawsuit.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the view twice has had to release statements like we were wrong. We made this stuff up. This is not true at all.
• 1:24:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: One of them was in regards to Hegseth, and the other one was, was it Gates?
• 1:25:04
  Brian McFadden: I think, so, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: They called both of them rapists.
• 1:25:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: And they're like, Oh, yeah, we can't just call people rapists. My bad. It's like, Yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Brian McFadden: No, you can't. Yeah.
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: Which is. And that's the same thing that happened with Stephanopoulos, too. Right? He called trump a rapist. And I guess not what happens. You guys need to pay attention. How am I supposed to get this right? You're the fucking reporter.
• 1:25:25
  Brian McFadden: But he's not a reporter. He's just reading off the teleprompter. His producers fucked him over on that.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: Exactly. And that's because there hasn't been real journalism in years.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: I still follow John Stossel online.
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: He still does investigative reports.
• 1:25:44
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know he was still alive.
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: Oh, he's still there.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I follow him on Youtube. He still puts out some great stuff.
• 1:25:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: Okay, last week, remember, we talked about that plane that had a dude.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: They found a dead body in the wheel. Well, of the jet.
• 1:26:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Testecleese: A plane just landed in Florida
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: with 2 bodies in the landing gear.
• 1:26:07
  Brian McFadden: Who came from Jamaica.
• 1:26:10
  Testecleese: Were they trying to smuggle themselves into the country.
• 1:26:13
  Brian McFadden: No idea, but apparently it flew from Jamaica to Jfk. And Jfk. To Florida, and Jfk. Did their investigation, said, There's no way in hell. These people got through security here.
• 1:26:27
  Brian McFadden: So they traced it back to to Jamaica.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: How are they getting into the the landing gear
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: like? Are they literally just running up to the plane when it's on the ground and climbing up on it.
• 1:26:43
  Brian McFadden: I guess. Seems that seems kind of like suicide to me.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: It is suicide. You're
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: you're gonna first.st You're gonna suffocate. Once that thing gets up high enough in the air.
• 1:26:53
  Brian McFadden: Or freeze to death.
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: And then you're going to freeze into a solid rock because there's no air pressure, and it's freezing cold.
• 1:27:01
  Brian McFadden: So it's been both the Kingston, Jamaica, and Salt Lake City earlier in the day.
• 1:27:07
  Brian McFadden: I would.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: Gagged up.
• 1:27:08
  Brian McFadden: Salt Lake. If they didn't die from suffocating or from freezing in the air, they went to Salt Lake City. It's not warm in Salt Lake City right now, either.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: This is that winter storm. Blair really jacked up a lot of this country.
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: I saw I was all the way out now, Wichita
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: and Virginia at the same time. I was like jeez. That's a big storm.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: I mean. It snowed for a week straight here.
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: We're talking about us getting more. We went over a thousand days without snow in the Hampton Roads area here in Virginia, and we're going on our second snowstorm tonight in a week, and they're saying we might get another one next week.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: Wi-fi. I've mentioned the snow in Virginia. She's like.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: so it snows in Virginia sometimes like it hasn't snowed in Virginia since you you last time you saw snow in Virginia.
• 1:28:02
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: Really, I'm like.
• 1:28:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I don't even know if I want a snow shovel anymore. So.
• 1:28:11
  El Guapo: Got mine.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: My fucking snowblower broke dude.
• 1:28:15
  El Guapo: The.
• 1:28:16
  El Guapo: You should have checked it before this winter.
• 1:28:19
  Testecleese: Oh, no, I was using it.
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: and it's my own fault I didn't clean out the the front end after I was done using it, and it froze into a block of ice. So I started up. No problem went to turn the the impella on and.
• 1:28:33
  El Guapo: And it broke.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: The shear pins didn't break. The fucking shaft broke that spins the whole thing.
• 1:28:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, you good thing, you got a welding set up.
• 1:28:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm not gonna go out in my garage in the middle of winter. You know what I mean. I'm just gonna
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: take my shovel out every handful of hours, shovel out enough to get the vehicle out. You know.
• 1:28:53
  El Guapo: And it's up.
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: Learn your lesson not to do this shit again. Yeah.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: And I got a flat tire on my pickup truck. Don't know how that happened.
• 1:29:04
  El Guapo: I mean, just get soap and water. Find out if it's a hole on it.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: Oh, no, it's it's off the rim now, because.
• 1:29:10
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:29:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I got sitting.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: I'm terrified to change the tire, though, on ice. You know what I mean.
• 1:29:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:20
  El Guapo: Get a block of wood, I mean a piece of wood.
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, like a regular Jack.
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: Ain't it.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: You got widowmaker.
• 1:29:29
  Testecleese: I got a I got a hydraulic floor. Jack and I got Jack stands, but I still don't want something goofy to happen with the ice and have it slip.
• 1:29:37
  El Guapo: We'll put wedges on each tire.
• 1:29:39
  Testecleese: Well, and here's my big problem is, the spare tire under the bed is stock like it came from the factory in 2,012, and the sucker is rusted together. I can't get the spare tire down.
• 1:29:54
  Brian McFadden: Wd. 40.
• 1:29:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: You're all fuck that.
• 1:29:58
  Brian McFadden: Blast her.
• 1:29:59
  Testecleese: I'm taking the tire off and put it in the minivan. Bring it to the local shop, having him change the tire, putting it back on the truck and driving out to get the other 4 tires changed and let some fucking mechanic with a lift deal with getting that sucker down, you know.
• 1:30:14
  El Guapo: You got a garage.
• 1:30:16
  Testecleese: I do. I have a garage, but.
• 1:30:18
  El Guapo: Probably look into a portable lift and stuff. You can move in and out.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Maybe they're not cheap. Typically, I trust Jack stands enough.
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: you know, but I don't want to drive it into the garage on the rim.
• 1:30:31
  El Guapo: No, oh, no, no!
• 1:30:32
  El Guapo: But I'm saying like you could buy your own like portable lift and stuff, and like, you know.
• 1:30:37
  Testecleese: Shit I should go ahead and drop 10 grand to buy a nice one like you would have in a
• 1:30:42
  Testecleese: a shop.
• 1:30:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, you do have the skills to work on vehicles. So.
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: Went to school for it.
• 1:30:48
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. You gotta you got the certificate and everything.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: Not just a certificate. I got an actual associate's degree.
• 1:30:54
  Brian McFadden: See.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I.
• 1:30:56
  Brian McFadden: You are Asc. Setter, certified.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: I am ase certified. I'm aws certified for welding, too, which that was what I wanted to do was custom builds for like vehicles like build off-road trucks or like race cars.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: And then that just never happened. I turned out there was no money.
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: People weren't spending money doing that kind of stuff at the time. You know what I mean.
• 1:31:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Because it would have been a ton of fun to build like a rock climber, you know.
• 1:31:23
  Testecleese: Separate note concerning wads of money.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: Property is super cheap out here in West Virginia.
• 1:31:31
  Brian McFadden: You're buying the land.
• 1:31:32
  Testecleese: Well, I sent you that link to that one piece of land. It was 98 acres for $95,000.
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: Right now. West Virginia is the most moved into State.
• 1:31:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's Christmas!
• 1:31:46
  El Guapo: You better hope no California people move in.
• 1:31:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're moving.
• 1:31:50
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because I mentioned to the wife this. And she's like, Yeah, maybe we should buy it up to keep people from moving in, and I was like, Oh!
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: Or wait 5 years.
• 1:31:59
  Brian McFadden: There's 10.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Years. Turnaround, sell it but for 3 times as much.
• 1:32:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: But I was actually thinking, buying up one of these big plots of land and leasing it out to hunters.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Let people go hunting on my properties, pay me 10 bucks for the use of my land. You know.
• 1:32:13
  El Guapo: And get on the contract soon.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's a lot easier, because I want to eventually build a an Atv Park.
• 1:32:22
  Brian McFadden: But that's a whole bunch of permitting and tearing trees down and making trails and all sorts of stuff, you know.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: Versus, yeah. Go hunting on my property. No problem.
• 1:32:33
  Testecleese: And people here are pretty good about not going on people's property without permission. So like they would actually contact me like, here's my 10 bucks. I'm gonna go hunting
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: all right. Separate note.
• 1:32:44
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: Yale was having a class to decide to analyze whether or not black and white
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: women can be friends.
• 1:32:52
  Brian McFadden: I've shared this article.
• 1:32:54
  El Guapo: Oh, my God, they're wasting money on this shit! No.
• 1:32:56
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are. They don't consider it a waste of money, they consider it an investment.
• 1:33:02
  Brian McFadden: How's that.
• 1:33:04
  El Guapo: Let me ask you this, if it's an investment they need to invest on themselves. See how that work, what's the payout?
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Well, this is why these fucking kids come out of school can't do Jack shit. They're studying whether or not black and white people can be friends.
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:33:20
  Testecleese: I don't know, and you know it says women.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: So I mean, maybe there's something to that, because women are not good at being friends with other women. I don't know if you've noticed this.
• 1:33:28
  El Guapo: Because it's a primitive.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: Well, as I mentioned to Brian before we got started, I read this article from this Professor
• 1:33:37
  Testecleese: split the students up into groups, and come up with an ambitious project and discuss how you would implement it, or whatever one group said that they want to colonize the moon. And the professor came by. And it's like, Well, what about blowing up the moon? Because, like in 1990, some guy suggested that how it would benefit the earth in certain ways.
• 1:33:56
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: Looks well the student looks. I know it would. We would flood half the planet, I think.
• 1:34:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: This one woman student looks at him and said, but then there wouldn't be night anymore.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: And it's like you're in college.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: you you don't understand how night and day.
• 1:34:16
  El Guapo: No, she doesn't.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: And these, okay, not only are we paying off these people's student debts because they can't afford it, which obviously they can't afford it. They think that the moon makes nighttime.
• 1:34:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: These idiots are voting.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: It hurts my head.
• 1:34:37
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: I'm sorry you know what they need to. We need to the Government. Stop reason why the Government is in the business of renting money, you know.
• 1:34:48
  El Guapo: should not be.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, they didn't used to it used to be private banks and assume.
• 1:34:52
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:34:53
  Testecleese: Federal Government got involved. The banks like well, why am I going to take the risk.
• 1:34:57
  El Guapo: I'm surprised.
• 1:34:58
  Testecleese: It's.
• 1:34:58
  El Guapo: Trump is not talking about this shit like you need to eliminate this fucking money, borrowing.
• 1:35:03
  Testecleese: Well, this that blows my mind, too, is they're saying stuff like, Oh, well, these are predatory loans. We need to pay off these kids debts, you know, it's like, 1st of all, the government was the one who handed out these loans. So if it's predatory, it's the government's fault. Second of all. If it's such a bad problem that we need to pay off these debts, stop lending money, they're still doing it.
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: It's just why should the guy who didn't go to school or paid for a school pay for someone else's school that they can't pay for like. Okay, you went to school and studied gender studies. And now you're working at Starbucks.
• 1:35:37
  Testecleese: and I'm supposed to pay off your degree.
• 1:35:40
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Ludicrous.
• 1:35:44
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 1:35:47
  Testecleese: I don't know if there's anything left in here. I really want to talk about
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: some homeland security guys got arrested in Utah for selling illicit drugs, that they seized.
• 1:35:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: Oh, this Lesbian couple! Rachel Stevens and Kayla Jones.
• 1:36:04
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: these 2, 1 of these 2 women. Yeah. Guapo shared this. One of these 2 women has a 5 year old
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: and they pelosied. They called pelosied the kid.
• 1:36:16
  El Guapo: Getting furious about this shit dude.
• 1:36:17
  Testecleese: Beat the kid with the hammer, hunched and kicked him, just
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: kicked him in the groin, just abused this kid to the point of seizures, and 2 strokes.
• 1:36:29
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:36:29
  Testecleese: Women the biggest penalty you can give them. I say.
• 1:36:34
  El Guapo: I was talking to my mother about the Uk. The grooming gang, and shit like that.
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: Didn't. That's not it. Here.
• 1:36:43
  El Guapo: No, no, I don't know, but anyways, so I was talking to her about it, you know, and I go like, you know, people so messed up, you know, because different culture.
• 1:36:51
  El Guapo: And what did she say? She pissed me off like, yeah, man like man.
• 1:36:55
  El Guapo: No, mom, everybody, men and women, you know, like I could show you article with this 2 women Lesbian abuse this 5 year old kid, you know it's like, and she couldn't believe it like no, everybody's fucking, fucked up.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: On, the.
• 1:37:11
  El Guapo: I'm in.
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: What happened in the Uk. Is well, 1st of all, the Government covered up these. They call them grooming gangs. They weren't. They're rape gangs.
• 1:37:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: Not grooming the kids, because grooming implies that you're getting these kids to think it's their decision to get into sex work.
• 1:37:27
  Testecleese: They're abducting children and raping them. They're literally cutting holes in these kids to have another orifice to fuck
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: like 11 year olds, and they're covering it up that because they don't want it. They think this would screw up the multicultural system they have, and it.
• 1:37:44
  El Guapo: No, it's.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: People.
• 1:37:47
  Testecleese: It's racist because they're Afghani folks doing it.
• 1:37:51
  El Guapo: There's a fucking whole different culture. It's fucked up. Sorry we cannot change the people, turn them back.
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: Can't. You can't just bring 2 separate cultures together and say, live together.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: That's why you're supposed to have a melting pot where the best things float to the top, and the garbage gets thrown out.
• 1:38:07
  El Guapo: Even if let's suppose, even if this shit happened in Afghanistan, the elderly will take care of these fucking people fucking, kill them.
• 1:38:15
  El Guapo: You don't do this shit.
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly. And the the kids, I mean, they would douse in this.
• 1:38:21
  El Guapo: Try.
• 1:38:21
  Testecleese: Gasoline.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: They were dosing these kids in gasoline, saying, If you even try to next time we light you on fire, if you even complain. Father found out what happened to his daughter brought to the police, and the police said, If you bring this up again, we're going to arrest you for racism and hate speech.
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: But yeah.
• 1:38:37
  El Guapo: Okay, need to go to help. We need to.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Anyone who wants to see more about this. Go ahead and look it up. The telegraph released an article about it.
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: What's his name. There can't think of the guy's name. They're English.
• 1:38:49
  El Guapo: Tommy Robinson.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: Tommy Robinson. Yes, Tommy Robinson spent. He's been to jail several times for trying to cover this new stuff. He can't even go back to his home country. Because of this he'll be arrested right away.
• 1:39:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: But not.
• 1:39:03
  El Guapo: No, but.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: Probably.
• 1:39:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, upset at me because I was telling about that shit. And my mom was like, Oh, men do that like no like men and women abuse people. Everybody is using people, you know.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: And it's not. It's not just random dudes in the United Kingdom. It's the Afghani migrants.
• 1:39:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:22
  Testecleese: From Afghanistan, that.
• 1:39:24
  El Guapo: It's actually probably it's not culture. It's just a gang. They're fucking perberts and stuff, you know.
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: But if it.
• 1:39:32
  El Guapo: If the older Lisa cover this up is because it's I don't know.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: Well, they're saying is that they didn't want
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: everyone to they didn't want to blow this multicultural thing that they've been pushing for so long. They don't want to admit that they completely failed.
• 1:39:51
  El Guapo: Well, it does.
• 1:39:52
  Testecleese: It's racist. If we even point this out, it'd be considered racist. It's like you have. Just accept it. It's like, No, you don't have to accept this shit just like that crazy broad that said, you just have to accept having people grab your asses and squeeze in your chest
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: on the subway, because that's just the way it is like. No.
• 1:40:09
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not.
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: If if this ever happened in Boston, you get your ass whooped by everyone in that train car
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: wasn't New York where that woman got raped on the train. Everyone just watched.
• 1:40:18
  El Guapo: Philadelphia.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: It was in Philadelphia. My mistake.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, everyone just watch. Like, I'm not getting involved because.
• 1:40:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: God knows you might get arrested like Daniel Penny, you know.
• 1:40:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Testecleese: Any more stuff you guys want to talk about.
• 1:40:37
  El Guapo: No, not really.
• 1:40:40
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, then, I guess that's our show. Of course. There we go.
• 1:40:45
  El Guapo: Hey? So question for you guys, do you think after this shit, California is gonna turn red? And they're not gonna learn the lesson.
• 1:40:52
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not going to let us, and there's too many down there.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: And oh! On that topic
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: they drove out all of the insurance companies because they did nothing about the reservoir and everything so.
• 1:41:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So a lot of the insurance. A lot of people don't have fire insurance right now.
• 1:41:10
  El Guapo: Yes. Well.
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: So their house. Now they have to pay a mortgage for a house that burned down. And but here's the problem is the people that do have fire insurance.
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: Everyone in the nation's insurance is going to go up now to pay for this.
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: Yep, so fuck you because Gavin Newsom didn't give a shit to get his job done.
• 1:41:28
  Brian McFadden: He blames it on the locals.
• 1:41:29
  El Guapo: Oh, no! Just recently.
• 1:41:31
  Testecleese: He said, the locals will take care of it.
• 1:41:33
  El Guapo: Hey? Recently, just there's a just a video I was watching. Real quick is the the fire, the the fire chief. We're blaming the mayor now.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: yeah, Newsom, they asked Newsom what he's gonna do. And he's like, Oh, the locals will figure it out. It's like, so basically, you're on your own.
• 1:41:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, hey? How about the California will figure out.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: No, they won't. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: I don't want to cover this shit.
• 1:42:00
  Testecleese: Let's let's pinch this turd off, Brian.
• 1:42:02
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: Animal.
• 1:42:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't hear anything.
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not you don't hear it!
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: No complain. Let me turn the sound up. Maybe it's just too quiet for you. Then.
• 1:42:16
  El Guapo: There we go!
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: My mistake. I had a plane in the background for a while. There.
• 1:42:20
  Testecleese: All right, let's cut it off.
• 1:42:22
  Brian McFadden: Okie, Dokie.