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Episode 118: House Elf · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello again. I'm back after a few weeks of what
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  Speaker 1: you might call a technical difficulty. See where it was was.
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  Speaker 1: I got trapped up a chimney after my top ladder
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  Speaker 1: came loose and fell off a bloody thing, so I
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  Speaker 1: had to wait for someone brave enough to climb up
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  Speaker 1: here with a new ladder for me. Seemingly I'm the
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  Speaker 1: only one around here who doesn't mind climbing two hundred
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  Speaker 1: foot chimneys because nobody else was brave enough to do
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  Speaker 1: the job. But we got it done. In the end,
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  Speaker 1: no normal service can resume. I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: This week's episode of The Tom and Jerry Show is
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  Speaker 2: brought to you by Saint Anthony. If you can't find
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  Speaker 2: something such as a pair of headphones, Saint Anthony will
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  Speaker 2: help you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I can only apologize that Jerry's bouncing two
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  Speaker 1: ways into the microphone. He shouldn't really like the way
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  Speaker 1: we have it set up, but yeah, yeah, five sets
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  Speaker 1: of headphones around, and I like.
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  Speaker 2: Thee their sound gear here, Jr?
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  Speaker 1: Coming out? Are you the you have? Like? There's excel
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  Speaker 1: or cables, there's fucking all sorts of jacks. I mixed
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  Speaker 1: things around me here and none of them. I have
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  Speaker 1: a set of air pod things for the phone, but
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  Speaker 1: they won't work here on the laptop. So it's like
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  Speaker 1: I made a bit stuck to Brussels sprouts into my
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  Speaker 1: fucking ears for all its work, but we we get
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  Speaker 1: we struggled on. I was in the Wars. I look
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  Speaker 1: tough as fuck. I don't know happened. You see kind
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  Speaker 1: of mark around there. I'm trying to tell everything make
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  Speaker 1: out like I got into a right scrap.
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  Speaker 2: You've got makes of like it looks like like Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tyson's tattoos, like cresent one eye.
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  Speaker 1: If you imagine the stumpy end of a branch, like
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  Speaker 1: if you cut it last year, Yes, it had gone
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  Speaker 1: nice and black, so you wouldn't really see it when
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  Speaker 1: you push a lawn more in underneath, said grab apple tree. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and what was wed it? Even? I suppose the funny
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  Speaker 1: side of it. I give it a right slap, but
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  Speaker 1: it was like, ah, that's all right, and went away
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  Speaker 1: fairly quickly continued just trimming up the lawn, and then
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  Speaker 1: got a phone call from the computer guy. Things are
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  Speaker 1: looking some way good. J wanted micromission to press some
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  Speaker 1: with a situation. Situation and when I went into him.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of probably the funniest exchanges in five
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  Speaker 1: seconds that I've ever come across, or at least the
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  Speaker 1: funniest greeting I've ever gotten when I'm walking into a shop.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ went you all right, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: happen to your face? And then he held up like
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  Speaker 1: a shiny He just looked around and find like the
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  Speaker 1: shiny screen thing. Yeah, it'd been I've been pissing blood
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  Speaker 1: out of the side of my head. I looked I
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  Speaker 1: didn't look like the man that should be going into
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  Speaker 1: his tech shop. I looked pretty rough too. There was
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  Speaker 1: a sleeve missing off the tea shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Jery.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't good. It wasn't good, But it was all
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  Speaker 1: in preparation to nip the grass down to the boat
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  Speaker 1: so that my new robotic lawnmower.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you you you edged into the world of robotic lawnmorage.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Jared did. The goats just ain't getting it done.
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  Speaker 2: And doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you it's hilarious. You see the bastards
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  Speaker 1: coming down now in the evening, I'm gonna going, oh.
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  Speaker 2: No, we'll lead that bit there, We'll we'll lead that bit.
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  Speaker 1: Really and they're sartainly eat Now the section that I'd
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  Speaker 1: given to the robot lawnmower, like I you fucking joke me,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's they're just short of just kicking it over
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  Speaker 1: now at this stage.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, how is it that you did not know the
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  Speaker 2: goats are contrary bastards.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if anybody looked at it, if somebody from the
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  Speaker 1: past or the future looked at the situation. There are
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  Speaker 1: two generations of grass eaters going on on my property
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  Speaker 1: right now, and I have a funny feeling I know
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  Speaker 1: which one is gonna win out and I went out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the goat is going to end up taking
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  Speaker 1: my entire family, kidnap a hostage and demand the chopper
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  Speaker 1: to the airport and twenty grand and on mark bills.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: I want twenty bills of unmarked grass.
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  Speaker 1: And none of you are funny shit.
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  Speaker 2: None you are funny shit. No, no grass from the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of the tray. Come here to me, Tom, we'll
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  Speaker 2: push on with the show.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, everybody, Welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm
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  Speaker 2: Jerry McBride. That's Tom, O'Mahony. His goats are his goats.
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  Speaker 2: His eye is his eye. I am going to launch
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  Speaker 2: into the show because I'm gonna tell you one thing
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  Speaker 2: here now. I'm tired. I had a freaking day of today,
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  Speaker 2: So I did you look contrary?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm contrary as fuck, And I went to the gym
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  Speaker 2: late in the day, which I don't like doing, and
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  Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't have done. I probably should have just
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  Speaker 2: sat at home, especially when I knew I had some
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  Speaker 2: broadcasting to do. And I want to keep the standard
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  Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show nice and high. So
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  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do is gonna rock it on through
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  Speaker 2: the show and hopefully the momentum will catch up with
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  Speaker 2: me a little bit here because people can come here
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  Speaker 2: for no fucking half ass comedy podcast. No, God, No,
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  Speaker 2: they come here to hear the news. Tom. That's what
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna bring them in the first side of the show.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna bring them the weekly what have you?
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  Speaker 1: I like this one for I liked it, and then
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  Speaker 1: then it annoyed me right out the gate at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning because my old construction head went into into things.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna have, for Fox's sake, these bollocks is
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  Speaker 1: with more time on our hands and then divelopment and
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  Speaker 1: crack took over and went, do you know what, do
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: you know what? It's nearly like storm an area fifty one?
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  Speaker 1: That that thing that went around and you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Fitty crag, this is it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll bring everybody up to speed. Here. It is the
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  Speaker 2: diversion of a UK to Ireland power link. So they're
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  Speaker 2: gonna lay a line from the coast of Wexford over
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  Speaker 2: to the coast of the UK and bring it up
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  Speaker 2: on the beach in the UK. These are things that
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  Speaker 2: happen in the world, Tom, You know, these are just
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  Speaker 2: you know, commonstance happenings. Apparently, you can just bring a
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  Speaker 2: cable across the seas all you want. But what you
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  Speaker 2: can't do, Tom, is you can't bring it up on
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  Speaker 2: the beach. We're a very famous movie scene was shot,
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  Speaker 2: a very famous movie scene in a series that means
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  Speaker 2: a lot to a lot of people. You cannot bring
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  Speaker 2: it up on the beach, Tom over, Rocky Apollo sprinting, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can't bring it up on the beach where Dobby,
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  Speaker 2: the house Elf from the Harry Potter movies is buried.
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  Speaker 2: That was the plan. A bunch of Harry Potter fans,
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  Speaker 2: and there's still a few about the place. Said the fog,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to do that? And they they are moving.
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  Speaker 2: They are moving the the power line, Tom, people power
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  Speaker 2: got the job done. Your immediate thoughts, please.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like I thought the Harry Potter thing had passed,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like I thought, Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna, We're
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  Speaker 2: not gonna get we remember when all that quick, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: But I remember when Harry Potter came out, and I
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  Speaker 2: was not a fan because even back then, twenty five
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  Speaker 2: odd years ago, I was a grown ass man. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was in my twenties. I couldn't you know Harry
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  Speaker 2: Potter that year as well? Turn around to me, go,
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  Speaker 2: you're reading the latest David Williams fucking World's Worst Kids
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  Speaker 2: or some shit like that. No, I'm gone by it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a grown ass man. So the movies passed me by.
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  Speaker 2: The books certainly passed me by. And around about the
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  Speaker 2: same time, the Lord of the Rings came out and
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  Speaker 2: I had enough time and energy to invest in one
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  Speaker 2: fictional multi part movie series. Harry Potter just didn't make
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  Speaker 2: the cut, Buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I was the same yeah, it passed me by, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing the past. Well, I'm a hope that, like
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  Speaker 1: you meet people at our own age, Jurn, they're really
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  Speaker 1: investing in You're like, what come on now? Even? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Paddington Bear is probably more tied to reality
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  Speaker 1: than Harry Potter. Let's get real. So if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get upset.
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  Speaker 2: The bears in Peru and you know, if you want,
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  Speaker 2: you can ship one over to England, So that much
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  Speaker 2: at least is a thing that can physically.
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  Speaker 1: Paddington is actually a real station. Like Harry Potter, none
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  Speaker 1: of it exists, like bears exist. House elves don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like, are you familiar with Dobby the house Elf?
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  Speaker 1: I am?
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  Speaker 2: I know he's I've seen the movies since I was
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  Speaker 2: kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Like the guy had been, and it's just from seeing
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  Speaker 1: bits and pace, right, So I don't fully know. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know he was dead, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get that far in the series. Right. He dies,
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  Speaker 1: he dies, right, but of course it does.
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  Speaker 2: But he always guys on the beach, he kind of
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  Speaker 2: I've watched the movies multiple times. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck they're doing on the beach quite frankly that
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  Speaker 2: I forget. They don't stick with me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember in in Game of Thrones, do you
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  Speaker 1: remember Tea on Gray Joe he had his cock cut off?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And do you remember he was kind of made a
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  Speaker 1: disheveled Yeah, that's kind of what I felt happened to
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  Speaker 1: Debby or he got moleisted.
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  Speaker 2: Like I really got a bad vibe of what.
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  Speaker 1: Was going on there. I'm like, who's this for representing?
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  Speaker 1: Because this doesn't dressed.
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  Speaker 2: In rags one in her und place. If anybody is
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  Speaker 2: not familiar with Debby the house elf, he is Harry
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  Speaker 2: Potter's personal slave, I guess yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it fucking weirds me out because she was crafty
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  Speaker 1: enough on who she depicted certain characters to be. And
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  Speaker 1: we know who the bankers were, and we know who
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: We know that the one Irish character she has in
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing is a guy who makes alcohol and explosives.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it ends up having a gambling the problem
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  Speaker 1: in real life. But anyway, that.
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  Speaker 2: But it cannot be understated as well. Tom, that Dobby
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  Speaker 2: the house out looks like a sack of balls. He does,
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  Speaker 2: like a fucking ball sack, like he I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Like when I was reading the first grave was what
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  Speaker 1: I read and I went, oh gee, this must be
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: word the berry Bowie or something. I went, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. But the fact that nothing is buried there.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a fictional place. It's a fictional gravesite s
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  Speaker 2: where they shot it.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's like exactly turning up the Skellic Micael and
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: get being raging that there isn't lads, light lightsabers for
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  Speaker 1: real there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And but here's the thing. Here's the very funny thing, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: It's a place that means a lot to a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people, apparently, and uh, Corporation, we're just gonna like, well,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna buil those over. We're gonna bring a pipe
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  Speaker 2: up there. If that's okay with everybody, We're just going
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  Speaker 2: to do it anyway. And the people said no to
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  Speaker 2: the to a degree that the the giant Corporation had
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  Speaker 2: to go like, okay, well, Jesus, I guess if there's
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  Speaker 2: that fucking many of you, because all the talk was
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  Speaker 2: like a couple of people in the area to say
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: no and get onto their nearest to Harry Potter thread
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  Speaker 2: on Reddit, and then you've got the entire Harry Potter
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  Speaker 2: universe around the world, which is millions of people going
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: save Dobby's grave. And you see, it's something quite charming
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: and disney Ish about that standing up, standing up to
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  Speaker 2: the evil corporation and winning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's kind of like the Remember the Raccoons or
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  Speaker 1: to do it the whole time. But I there's you
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: know what, it's a very smart thing. Like if you
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  Speaker 1: wanted if your rival electricity company or whatever is just
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: find you know, a fervent fan group, like if it
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  Speaker 1: was to do with the GA, there they are. It's
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  Speaker 1: a cost. It's a packaged fan base, just like Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 1: All the hard work has been done. You just go.
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  Speaker 1: They're bringing it up there, like if you found that,
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  Speaker 1: You're like, they're bringing it up on top of Dobby's
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: great I do like like they were talking with the
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  Speaker 1: manager director and he got his phone call going, you're
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  Speaker 1: bringing it up there a grave? Oh god, are we
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  Speaker 1: Dobby's grave? What's a Dobby? Like the guy helped me, Nora,
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  Speaker 1: what's the fucking dB? Yeah, that's a fair point. What
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  Speaker 1: is a Dobby? Like?
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  Speaker 2: He's a ball of sack that is wrapped in a side.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's just like fucking testical skin.
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  Speaker 1: But it would seem that where they've had to push
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  Speaker 1: it to is quite close to now a bronze age
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  Speaker 1: and you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nobody, Tom, you can take it a home undred
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  Speaker 2: yards up the beach and bring it to the grave
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  Speaker 2: of an actual suffragette. Yeah, we will give a.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck fuck that lady, you know what I mean. And
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  Speaker 1: it's got And that was what Gramad is going. He's
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  Speaker 1: We've spent all this time making sure and so many
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  Speaker 1: surveys and I imagine like I've had to do these
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: these uh you know, pre built surveys, pre even proposed surveys,
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  Speaker 1: and you do them and you're surveying everything. They were like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is the age of a rock bit and there's
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  Speaker 1: a lamp post there. We could put that hit that
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  Speaker 1: with a marker service service service er. You see the
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  Speaker 1: guys with the tripod and they're out. You're trying to
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  Speaker 1: pick up everything and create a map of exactly what
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  Speaker 1: is absolutely there. There is a little to no chance,
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  Speaker 1: like there's no symbol on your cursor because you're walking
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: around with a cursor as the laser is following you
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  Speaker 1: and there is no symbol. I can promise you for
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  Speaker 1: a fictional Harry Potter fucking grave site.
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  Speaker 2: It's like we're dealing with real life things, you know what.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: It's very like, Tom, It's very like you know, when
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  Speaker 2: the when the children were a bit smaller, you'd come
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: in to sit down for your dinner and then we
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: want to turn and go. You can't sit there, my
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: imaginary friends sitting there? Yeah, era, fuck raps sitting there
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  Speaker 2: and move. It ain't sitting there now, I put you
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  Speaker 2: know what.
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  Speaker 1: In one way though, I am the divelopment against the
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  Speaker 1: big corporate like it is for Crack. Like, okay, there'll
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: be some absolute freaks, you know what I mean. Let's
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  Speaker 1: be honest, Like you.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Know we're thinking it is for Crack, Tom, I have
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  Speaker 2: a funny feeling for a couple of people in this
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  Speaker 2: particular fan group. It's for Reels's.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's for for Reels. I guarantee to be places
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  Speaker 1: in Croatia where you can't budge for you know, the
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: game of their own scenes like no.
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  Speaker 2: That's where Kleasi walked with her eggs.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh Jesus, right, okay, you'll be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Over the whole thing. And I do you know I
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: tipped the cap to these legs.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: And they got it moved.
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  Speaker 2: Your man didn't seem over like the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: There was a five hundred million euro you know, pipeline
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  Speaker 1: for electricity broad across. I don't think they had to
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  Speaker 1: turn it and take it home. I think they could
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: take it up the beach a couple of feet, like yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like the reading of your man was like there's a
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: pain in the hole. But we got it done, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know. More than anything, what still shocks me to
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  Speaker 1: the stage is that we're still going with big cables
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  Speaker 1: across the sea.
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  Speaker 2: Is there not a better way to do these things?
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  Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty years ago we were doing that
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  Speaker 1: ship like with the electrification and stuff like that. We
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: what are you telling me that we're still pulling big
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  Speaker 1: cables across Like we haven't figured that out? Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure that was figured out a long time ago
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  Speaker 1: by a famously named fella. But we're still pulling big
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  Speaker 1: out cables across Apparently.
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  Speaker 2: It's still the way to do it. I think, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if we can have some sort of throw and catch
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  Speaker 2: device where a giant death Star style laser in the
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  Speaker 2: UK just blasts a beam of pure energy over the
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  Speaker 2: Irish Sea and it gets hot by a similar sized dish.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know making this up, Tom in bray, it's
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: blasting every fish underneath it.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's there's there's simpler ways to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, like, you know, you know, we don't like to see.
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  Speaker 2: But one thing I know about water is it conducts electricity?
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  Speaker 1: Does it not? It just seems And if that's the
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  Speaker 1: one we've heard about, how many of these things are
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: stragged across the ocean? Do you know? Like and you're like,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna pull a big pipe across the lads,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not asking for fucking beam me up Scotty level
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: level of fucking you know, ingenuity. But surely, bit of Jesus,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: we've moved Like remember when they used to have like
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a computer was an entire building. Yes, and now the
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: thing in your hand or in your pocket is ten
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: times more powerful. How is still pulling, big brain?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what in the hand, buddy, the powerful object,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: very powerful object, but I'm still.
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  Speaker 1: Flabbergast that we're still doing that. We're like, oh, and
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: it was to bring in it's to bring in power
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: from the UK and to sell back purpose surplus power
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: from Art's like, what are we doing always we've loaded
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: data centers that needed Hey do you reckon? We'll find
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: that with the house self. If they try and reroot
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the Shannon up to Dublin, I find another grave site.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Do you know this is this is the thing to
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: be if it's if it was an Ireland like you can't,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: you can't, you can't run a power cable there. That's
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: where that's where fucking glen Rowe glen Roe was filmed
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: to be care of fuck it through we go here fifteen?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I said, glen Roe, Yes, but you said something about money.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I definitely didn't look in your pocket, but where did
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: all that money come from?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: So yes, congratulations to define folks of the Harry Potter community.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Score one for the week. Guys. Now, and we can't
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: exactly throw stones tom over here in Ireland, seeing is
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: how we won't give planning permission in any field that
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: has a fairy forth loan bush, any of that kind
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: of cracking it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it's true, and I remember we I got I'm
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: sure I've told you this before, but it was during
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: one of our first lectures in college for construction studies,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: and it was they were talking about the big implications
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: of things that can hit us, even the biggest of sites,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: and the one hundred and forty students in the class,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and it was the story of this motorway that was
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: being built, and it was all held up by this
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: very rare snail that they found. And that was the
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: point where I had my hand in the air and
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: he went, yes, I went, did he have him on
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the mixer or what? And the class found it funny lecture,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: not so much that kind of marked my card for
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the next couple of years, I'll be honest with you,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: but it did. It held up.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: It was you straightened up and flew right after that.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Tom right. Fuck you never give anyone cheek a bad
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: manner since yeah, exactly, Well, there we go, there go
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Dubby the house of Well, we're gonna stop talking about
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: that that I'm will move on with the next segment
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: of the show. This one is actually close to home.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: It's close to home, but keep it far away, don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: you know. We're gonna talk about somebody, as everybody knows,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: in the second segment of the show, someone who just
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: someone just pops you know what I mean, Tom, someone
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: who pops during the week, someone where you go like, huh, this.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Lad I have. I've mixed feelings. I've mixed feelings when
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it comes to these lads. And I appreciate the title
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that the Irish versions give themselves. Do you know that
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the bone setter? It's like, all right, we have been
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: in some bones.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: We have been keeping an eye on this lad, or
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: indeed these lads for a little while, the profession that
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: this lad finds himself in. And it was only recently
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: that I became aware of this particular ad and then
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I found out that he fucking lives up the road
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: for me. So who are we talking about. We are
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: talking about a gentleman online called Magic Hands Jimmy or
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: sometimes known as Jimmy Magic Hans or Magic Jimmy Hans,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: some combination thereof. And we've been keeping an eye on
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: him there for a little while since he claimed viral
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: success over the summer. But it was Colin Darcy on
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Instagram sent me a little message saying have you have
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: you seen this lad? And I was like, you know,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: actually know, I'll Colin, I have seen him and we
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: will cover him. Magic hands, Jimmy. You could beeting with
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: a name like that, Tom Jesus Christ. I mean, that
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: is straight up stripper town. Isn't it like Bang Bang Jerry. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: it's you know, and it's not like, oh, did you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: hear the Jimmy family have welcomed the new song? What
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: did they call him? What they call them magic? I
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: can name hands. No, he's Jimmy something or other. I
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: don't really know the man's real name, but his magic
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: hans refer to the fact that he is a chiropractor Tom,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: a physiotherapist kind of a job.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: He's like, there'd be a lot of physios and doctors
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: would lose their mind with these lads, like because they're
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: just you know, they're cracking bones and they're putting the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: old road mike right on the cracking point.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: And it's not only just an air pocket or whatever.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: But now, okay, somebody these poor devils. I mean, he
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: tends to show the walking in too, like, and it'll
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: be some poor woman or some poor fellow who's twisted
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: like a fucking pretzel. Yeah, and he's walking inside within
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: the you know, like a crab in the door. He's like, well,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: it happened to Now you guess best because he's he's
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Eastern European, but he's picked up enough irishang like he
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: learned English here and guess and say it's like he's
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: in European.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Here for for a long time because he has he
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: has a somewhat doublin acent. When I say he's up
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the road for me, I don't mean and man, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I mean here in Dublin fifteen. Yeah, he's won a
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: state over That makes no never mind, except I'm not
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: going to slag him or anything like that because he
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: can literally throw stones and hit my house.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Out to pushing it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Phones underneath the door, a good wife?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Are you back in my ears? Jerry?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: So what we say when we say he's a bone
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: set or we say he's a bone cracker, this is
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: this is a subgenre of content that has come on
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: TikTok I over the last year, and it's these ridiculous
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: videos of people going to the chiropractors and the chiropractors
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: will get them in the head like and crack their
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: neck and they'll crack their bones and they'll light them
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: down on the table and they'll do like a cactus
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: jack elbow drop into their spink and the people are
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: like cured. Yeah, And for the for the purposes of
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: this video, they're grand. They're like that that seems fine.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It all seems they all literally ship themselves at a
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: certain point. Like there's another face like he had exhibit
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: in there, this American guy. And this guy's whole thing
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: is he's got it down to a fine art. You know,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: he's talking about you know, you still doing music and stuff,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and he's like then he he just leaves him lying
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: there and he walks off like he just he just
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: dropped a three pointer fucking from the other endcore in line,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: like and he walks off and enjoy your wrist, Like
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? But I like it's manipulation for sure.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Away from like, let's not get away from it. Nobody's
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: really like physios can work over time to move a
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: bone that has been displaced back into the base is
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: supposed to be, but it's not like you know, sometimes
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: like a wall of lego can get a bit loose
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and you can start see openings in it, and you give.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: That a from the top.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: That's not really how we work. We're much more gelatinous
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: than that. There's if that's how we work, we would
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: fall apart walking down the fucking road. Everything is actually
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the real stuff that's working hard is the connective tissues
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: in between all of our giants.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: There, the jelly between our downuts exactly.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: So when you're getting all these lads coming in and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: normally what it is is something is hitting on a nerve. Yes,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: they'll say, like a slip, discint popping, No fucking disc
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: like the disc, You're fucking dead. If your disc is
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: popped out like that is ripped, Let's rip your spinal
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: cord straight out like what it is is that synovial
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: fluid has just like you just said, the gems.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Has been squeezed out. I remember pushing against.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: The nerve and all they're doing is working it off
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and the popp out of things. I'm sure there is
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: some relief. If there's air tension built up in joints,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there is relief of that.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: But all told, people.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Are walking out, I think we're a bit more of
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a psychological pep in their fucking step.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Then. You know, sometimes there's that as well, Tom. I mean,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: we've all been to some form of physiotherapy down through
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: the years, and Christ knows I could use a little more.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I'm a lazy man and I'm a child of the
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: McDonald's generation. I don't want you to hand me a
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: sheet with exercises on a and tell me do that
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: for twelve weeks every day, three times a day, and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: do stretches in the morning. Ye, and limber up and
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: make sure I want to go in and you go,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: hang on a second, there you go. You're right as ninepence,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: and you're right. I want it to be instant. I've
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: also said, you tell them like, the one thing I
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: want more than it and els is I don't need
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: a twelve week program of exercises. I need to be
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: assaulted in a very specific way. Yeah. No, I need
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: to fall downstairs just right, one hundred percent.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: And there's that. It's almost like a cartoon effect. Well,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: that is right, it'd be no end because you do
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: like to think of your body as a you know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a stack of bricks and lego bricks or whatever. You
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: like to think of it as off of just tighten
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: up this bolt and tighten It's unfortunately not that way. Now.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: There is a bit of I won't say there is
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a bit of magic in it in that.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: In those magic hands.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: If if you've left the thing go for a good
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: long while and you're just fucking you know what I mean,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you're just white knuckling through the pain. What you can
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: find is that you have a novel like twisted muscle. Yes,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: that has noted up it, and now magic hands will
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: break that down and softened that out because it's like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: tendrizing steak with a hammer. It will soften out with
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: enough pushing and dragon like. But there's notion that there
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: are actually hammering joints back into sockets unless it literally
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: came in dislocated. That's it's not physically possible. I've seen
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: what giints looked like without the skin, do you know
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: what I mean? From the butchering side of things.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: You get a very very and it's not on humans, Tom,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: We must not on humans.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Not on humans.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: But that we're saying here anyway, well yeah, okay, okay,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: But from experts who have told me that it's enough,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it's mostly going to be a muscular issue. Like to
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: tell you that I feel that they're not it's your
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: c five is this that would you? And all in
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Magic Jimmy Hens, Jimmy mad Hens. Great, he's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: certain people out. They are coming in there fucking buckled
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and they're walking back out the door. And I myself
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: slipped in inverted comments. Two fucking discs, and I've told
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you about this jumping off a fucking cattle truck after
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: closing up the gates of it, sending off heap of
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: cattle or pigs, I can't remember what it was. Pigs
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: actually jumped off from whatever it is the six foot height,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: landed like a prick and two bits of Snowville fluid.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Couldn't walk. Went to a man who's his son has
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: now done it, but he's famous over by Coolmore stud
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and he told me what was happening, because as a
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: family were now My father first brought me to a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: guy who had this fucking method of like seeing how
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: will tune your back was by running like a wire
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: if you imagine a piece of bull down along your
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: back to see where the deans and outs were. And
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: halfway through this shit, even at like sixteen, a thirty
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: old man, I'm like, we're fucking done here, let's pay
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the man. And but that guy he manipulated this an
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: ovial fluid off and he says, Look, you're young, it'll
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you know, you'll redrow your full testats wrong, it'll redroad.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Be fine. Just don't do any of that fucking shit.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: To stop playing sports, stop doing jumping off things for
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the next six weeks minimum. To let it heal and
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: let yourself build back up again, because it's gonna you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: bruised in there too.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: So I can promise you that you you put a
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: man bruise on the inside.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that was that. But he told me the truth.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: He was like they no, you know, he had to
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: bend my leg one way, all right, and bend this
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: this way to open up a place that he could
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: fucking work this away. You know they're gonna wait. He
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: was explaining exactly what it was. And this guy was
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: known as a bone setter a bone again, but he
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: never called himself a medical I just learned this from
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: being able to start out horses. I could start horses.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: That was it. Well, you know what I'm going to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: tell you Tom now and Magic has Jimmy is his
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: customer flow is not going to be effected one way
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: or another by the listenership of the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can tell you that much because this man's doing
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: tens of thousands of avid potential customers on his live
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: streams and all this kind of thing. He's making a
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: good content meta. And I will say this, okay, whether
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: his whether his methods, you know, stand up to medical practice,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I guess the man's cleared in some degree or another,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and a lot of it looks like it would be
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: very helpful. Sometimes when he goes like you can see
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: the people, the relief and the whole lot, and he
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: does this other ship where he puts a towler around
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: your neck and pulls your head up, and I'm like, fucking,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: that's that's what fucking you know you're not going to
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: fucking Crisp and Wami. No, You're all right, you've seen that?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Do that ship?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Like, tell me now, like what is pressing on what?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Like when somebody gets a hump on every like you
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: ain't you ain't just gonna like it isn't like a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: fucking bag of sticks. We can just pull it straight
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: out and now it's straight that has formed over time.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Most of these things like now listen, I would love
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to be somebody challenge me and correct me and tell me, no,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: here is the the the human fucking form. This is
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: how it works, and Tom, you're a million miles wrong.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I'd love for but everywhere I've looked or talked to
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: it does seem a bit woo woo wish. No, and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: not for nothing.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Tom. Now we're Irish, so we've grown up in the
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: land of cures and one thing and another, so we're
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: not It's not like we've never gone woo before.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I'm very lucky that that guy that bones that a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: guy told it the truth that day. He wasn't trying
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to tell me that that yeah, or that my discs
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: were actually out, like and I'm gonna have but these
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: people getting their next cracked by somebody pulling on pulling
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: on him like have you seen the guy? Have you
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: seen the one where the guy that to fucking drop
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: in a device.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not doing any of that shit.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And then he winds you up real quick because people
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: are now choking and fucking almost die because he lets
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you drop. And that's gonna put Oh, it's open up
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: all sorts of fucking yeah, lopening up all sorts of lawsuits.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Like I get it, I get it, but really you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: need to be limbering people up. I'll just be walking
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: coman in the door there now, and we're just gonna,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: oh what lovely it is given relief. But I would
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: say him more muscular in the short term than anything else.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: If a guy, if it was working in you for
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: six sessions, I'd buy it. But coming in the fucking
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: door dropping one hundred quint at the pot on the
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: way in click click click, click, click click, and how
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to go back into your fucking four desk cart and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: up the road.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: JA. What I will say on listen, we'll get off
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: the subject, but we will say for Magic Hands Jimmy,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: whether you are in the greater Blanchardstown area and need
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: spinal realignment or whatever it is or not, what we
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: will say for the man is it's excellent content. Because
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Magic Hands Jimmy is nothing if not great crack. I
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: don't mean that, no pun intended. He's great crack. He
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: just seems to be a real gentleman. He come in
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: and he's got his little catch phrases as well. With
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: catch phrases, there you go, and he just like pull
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: your shoulder out of the song, like there you go,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: big one coming up here. Now there you go.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: There's a there's a Scottish guy doing it as well now,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: but he swears, cursing and everything is like, all right,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: so what the fuck have you done? Your absolutely fucking
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: ball bag. I was like, oh, I don't know me, Jimmy,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I was fucking and it's very but I do, like
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I can watch that all day. And then one thing
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I would give Jimmy Jimmy smart hans, Jimmy fast hands.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Is magic hands. Jimmy put some respect on the.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Title magic Jimmy hens.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with my hands right now, dude.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: One thing I would give him, Okay, he's getting people
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: right and and whatever, but he's not like you showed
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: me the thing before. And I know we talked about
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: this before and this is not I don't but he's
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: not pulling out the hammer and chisel. That's I know
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: we talked about it before. Ah fuck off, Like it's like, oh,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just hammer on you here now, like
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that's he's not doing that, but I will say there,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Jimmy is one of the most palatable felons to watch
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: because he himself is a bit of crack and I always,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: even honestly, even if no matter what he was doing
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: because he's doing, he's in, he's his Eastern European follow
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: half a doublin accent. It cracks me up. I can't
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: get enough of this stuff like.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: It cracks us up. But we will not be going
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: to him to get cracked up, folks. We are gonna
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: rock and roll with the end of the show here
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: because we might be in need of a magic hands
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Jimmy sooner than we wouldn't be, Tom because it's not
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: younger we're getting. We ain't old. But I'm telling you
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: a lot of these a lot of these parts are
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: obsolete and in need of repair. We look back on
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: fonder days, Tom over our combined ninety odd years on
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: this fucking rock and all the things that we have
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: seen as we passed from the eighties, nineties, early two
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: thousands to today. In the final segment of the show
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: that we call we remember when.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It's been a summer chair, it has been a summer
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and a summer we're we suppose we could take they
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: solace it. They probably have it a bit bit easier,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: but these days, don't they.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: We were caught rotten. I was caught rotten. My wife
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: is a very well prepared woman, but I was caught
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: rotten Tom to learn that there's only two weeks left
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: until the kids go back to school. I was like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: what in the yeah? I did not see that coming, Kim.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It went as fast for me as it did for them.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: And as the summer draws to a close, Tom and
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the kids get ready to go back to school, we said,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: for we remember when we'd take a little look back
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: at the at the big old summers we used to
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: enjoy and how they might have changed from today. Case
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: number one, Tom, I don't remember going to any fuck
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: in summer camps when I was wee.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: There was summer camps for things for an murricans where
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they go to camp cha, you know, and and and
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: be left off into the wilderness and whatnot. But we
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: were there was there was one and I'm not fully
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: sure what was going on. I think it was gas.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It was it was it was called Camp Tipperary, and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: obviously it was interpert down but it was. I just
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: remember a lot of orienteering.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Right, and orienteering was big way. I don't know if
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: anybody goes orienteering anymore, folks, let us know in the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: comments if you know what orienteering is. But back before
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you had a GPS on your phone that could tell
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: you exactly where it was on God's Green Earth at
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: any given time. You had to know that ship for yourself.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: So they put you up on the side of a
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: mountain with a map and accompass and the best of luck.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: That was it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: And this is around. But it was like fun ones
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: And I remember the overriding memory of the five days
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: going to the four days going to this thing was
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: lots of chicken eat crisps.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Remember chickt e is You still get them bout the
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: the fuck like everything else. Of course, of course that's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the humor I'm in this, even Tom. Chickens are gone
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: to like everything else, scratch scratch.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Everything chicken as we remember when. But I remember enough
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: of them. But there was there wasn't a no awful
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: lot to it. She wasn't wasn't a uniform being sent
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: out to you and you know, and the backpack and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: and all the rest of it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And what I want to say it is now, Tom,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, progress is a strange thing.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: The reason why there was no camps back in the day.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: In the vast majority of households, one of one or
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: more of your parents was at home all the time,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: not for nothing. Usually your mom would be at home
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: and they did not need to find somewhere to send
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: you for eight hours of a day. Will they went
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: to work, which which really is a lot of the
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: camps these days are kind of you know, sort of yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: they talk a good game, but really it's childcare.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Kind yeah that is, that is the reality of it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: But you know, there was so I got to tell you,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know how what kind of childcare it is.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: When it's like, oh, yeah, drop your kid off a
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: quarter past ten and pick them up five past two.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, son, the bitch, that's worse than school.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't even get a good run at the day.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: If there's giving me more shit.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: To do, let him to some sixteen year old who's
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: just going to just have dance offs with him.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, old on.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: This must be a sporting camp.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so we didn't we didn't have that back
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: in the day. What we did have was football. So
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: that was your cool camp, Tom.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: There was a novel of football played we had. We
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: made an inordinate amount of swings.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I couldn't be kept from making swings.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: It was an inordinate amount If there was a bit
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: of four but two or attire left anywhere, and you're
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: in like I could put. I could reach outside that
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: window there and find you to under for the rope.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I have carried on the tradition of my family. For
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: some reason, we're not fisher people living inland for some reason.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: No end the rope around here, no end of it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: But I remember there was an norcious amount of whatever
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you could lay your hands on to make some sort
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: of moving object. And this is obviously the summertime. So
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the old if I bags and the and the snow
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: didn't kick in, but this was anything you could do
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: if it was going to be slightly dangerous at all.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Now we did.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: We were quite good at making We used to call
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: them cabby houses. I don't know why we call them
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: cabby houses. Some people called them cubby houses. I suppose
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: a then a then, But we were quite good at
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: them in that we were able to get there were
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: machine There was a lot. There's a lot of factories
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: he here, so different different fathers would bring home, Like
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you know, it would have been a four by eight
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: or eight by four bucks would be tin timber, yeah,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: and you could just tack that on and feel like
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: you are Christopher Robin on to the side of a
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: tree and you've made a tree house.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Now you've made a treehouse.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you feel amazing for art, like and you
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you know, you get some you know that is straight
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: out because you wouldn't go into the hardware for you,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: he'd straight out if you own nails three and you
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: could work away yourself.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Like, yes, you would do it yourself. I mean like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: here are all the skills Tom that we would have
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: just lying around the place in the method to amuse ourselves. Ah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And today it's like, well, your kid can come to
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: an arts and crafts thing and they can make three
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: houses and all that kind of crack while you pay
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: us by the day.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know christ right, Okay, fair enough, that's what
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: we're doing. This is not getting away from There's probably
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: going to be a lot of people listening as youngsters
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: going fucking well for are you econs? We were thrown
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: up in a fucking digger or a tractor you know whatever, and.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah that was the other thing you did
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: as a kid. You went to work with your dad
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: or you know, if you had a job, maybe you
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: could go work buying large if you work on a
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: building side and like that work cl she's what can
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: we tell you? You know? Like it said, a lot
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: of dazz working on a lot of building sites. There
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: was a lot of bring your kid to playing a
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: JCB for fucking eight hours a day. To be fair,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: there are.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Worse places for you to be. I try being on
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: top of a fucking heap of bales, you know, three weeks.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: On the row. I gotta tell you, Tom, I gotta
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: tell you I spent my time on bails, and I
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: have fond memories of bales and barley.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we like it never really got that boring. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: mean you, the fucking hands will be good like this is.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: This is how we remember when I remember being able
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: to watching American Telly right, and to be cowboys and
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: whatever farm hands in this and they always had like
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: yellow leather gloves or brown leather gloves for doing all
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: sorts of work around the farm. And I could never
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: take America seriously on that basis of that, because a
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: safety glove or a workman's glove never came around this
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: place till i'd say the mid to late I'd say
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty, maybe twenty fifteen, who's the first.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: This is this has to be an oman eating that
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: you have carried forward to the day that you cannot
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: possibly be in any method. Say, if you're telling me
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: that your dad didn't even have like a pair of
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: canvas gloves, No, are you serious? Even my dad canvas clubs,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I sink they probably they're probably still up on the shelf.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It would just I don't know what, but it was.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't just him like when you go like when
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: i'd see I remember seeing these farmers and some show
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: like you know, Dallas or something, and they were they
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: were scooping up bales like square bails like we have here,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: you know, the old school, smaller square baiels. But they
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: had like a meathook, a long meathook off the back.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm a that's a good idea now you're talking,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: but it's still At the same time, the lads were.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Wearing gloves, the rigor gloves. Yeah, And I'm going, fuck,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: are fannies.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: At eight years of age we're stacking bales.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: The hands what I mean caught I remember coming like
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: you know, you were asked on occasion to lift a
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: bail by the twine, like the twin.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And by the twine, and it's like.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Like piano wire, piano wire through a child's hands. Ah yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: But like it's only the first twenty of them that
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I'd worry you. The rest of them there you'll come
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: to her. Yeah yeah, yeah, pain, but you do.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: You just overcome the pain after a.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: While, like I didn't. But I fucking hated every second
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: of it, Like you know, So like I say, run
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: about those times. If someone was to come along to me, goes, well,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: instead of doing this, would you like to go to
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: science camp for a week?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: And I'll be like, fuck yes, please, absolutely shit about science.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Whatever the hell it might be. Do you want to go?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go and do dancing for a week?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Would fucking love that?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I had one summer off, right, I'd won I'd say
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: summer off at a month of the summer off. And
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I must have been it must have been second year
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: at a month off, because I won a scholarship to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: the gil doct right, And I remember thinking, one, I'm
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: not making a fucking being here, but anyway, number two,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I'm actually not working, so that's pretty cool. And I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: was there one day and I fucking hated it. I
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: hated it there was. It was miserable. I just had
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: no purpose there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: You're not that kind of way, and we've we've talked
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: about the girls before. I tell you, not for everybody,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: so it's not.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: But within by one day suddenly it was great experience.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: That's the rule of home, like for one day, but I.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Had that experience for the first week, I was like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to get the fuck home out of here.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: In the second week was like, I'm actually, I'm actually
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: gonna walk from Doney Call to characif it comes to it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: And then the third week I was like, you couldn't
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: drag me out of this place?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but it was it was
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: getting away for a month. I'm ever thinking this is
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the fucking Beasnys. But it would not. There was not
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: an option far it to happen because as my mother,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: especially when we came to working age and there was
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: jobs around the area where you could go working with
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a fella, I am like, she wasn't going to have
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: another thirteen year old kicking dust around the fucking house.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: She just wasn't like she's stuffed, we don't. And there
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: was only so many stones that had been or could
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: be picked in the fucking backfield. They were all picked
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: at that stage.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: You know, you're you're you're triggering a lot of the
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: listeners here, Tom, when you're talking about picking stones, we're
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: going to say picking stones for another episode.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: The whole episode of picking stones.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: We had a whole episode of picking stones. And we'll
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: stay we stay to the young ones, and now we'll
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: stay ten and under Tom, the younger people here. We
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: want to do what we want to do for our
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: young listeners, our very young listeners, our ten year old
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: listeners or I'm sure, like you know, we were like
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show is like euro trash, you
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's the it's the it's the
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: show that all the kids are listening to in secret.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh, we sneak up and listen to the
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry shoulder So fucking cool. So for the
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: for all you ten year olds out here, what me
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: and Tom want to do for a finish to this
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: bit is give you a little advice as to what
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: you can do with the last two weeks of your summer.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: So if you've been putting camps the whole time, or
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: you've been on your tablet the whole time. Wake up, kids,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: we've got two weeks left before you go back to school.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: So here's what we think you should do with your time.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Because I remember, Tom, I don't remember much, but I remember,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like when you're small, when you're small, small, when you're
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: that small small, there's two times a year that Christmas
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: under Summer. Everything else kind of is just kind of
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: school and kind of blends in together. And you know,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: for all the fuck you'll give about Sir Patrick's day
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: at that age, but summer that's a big thing. I
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: remember the summers, and I remember the Christmases summer. Here's
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: my advice, and then you can give yours.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Kids, climb a tree. Climb a fucking tree. Go find
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: a tree and climb up into it. What will we
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: do when we get up there? You will be in
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the tree. And how long will we stay up there?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: As long as you fucking want? And what do we
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: do when we want to get down? You get done?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: That's what it is to climb a tree. Yeah, I
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: do not see kids climbing trees there.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: There's there's it's a huge thing apparently in and I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: think we talked about it before, but it's a huge
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: thing in in whether it's dance or sport or whatever
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: that they're seeing nowadays, is that kids have no tactile strength.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Do you know where they're Like, you get that young
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: because you're the perfect balance at that age, do you
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you're all your joints work lovely.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I looked in I closed in himself's
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: door whatever hits one over and he was sleeping the
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: other night. I remember saying to herself. His arm was
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: cranked way up over his head, fucking lip, you know,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: fucking hips, twisted leg half up the wall. I mean
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: if I slept like that for thirty fucking seconds.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, magics, Jimmy.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I've been with magic hands, Jimmy. Like you're so pliable
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: at that age, Like you're just the tray.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: If you fold your guess what.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: You're probably going to be grand. Yeah, you're probably going
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to be grand.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: There's the lawsuits are going to come at us on
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: that one. Like you know, I know a lot of
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: people might fall distances and not do all that well
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: out of it. So like, you know, climb to your
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: comfort level, you know what I mean? I had Actually
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I had occasion Tom in the last couple of weeks
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: to climb a tree. Yeah, yes it did. There was
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: the kids were playing out the front here. They put
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: a ball up into into one of the trees here,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: and now it was way up here. But we got
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: the ladder out and I climbed the ladder, and as
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: high as the ladder would go, it just wouldn't get
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: up to where this fucking ball was. And I said,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I can get it if I leave the safety of
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: the ladder and go into the tree and climb up
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: three or four more branches. Yeah, and I can tap
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: this ball down. And I was like, like, I'm up.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I'm up the height of the ladder. Yeah, I'm up
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: like twenty foot and I want to go up another
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: six So I'm not you know, this is higher in
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: a tree than I've been in sometime. Yeah, I'm like,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: this is a fucking foolish way to die. He McBride
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: falling out of a tree to old way to go.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: But do you know what I did, Tom, I fucking
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: went up off of that ball. And as you get
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: into it, it all comes back to you, like where
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: you put your feet, where you put your weight. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: know not to go to that branch. I know I
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: can pull out of that and tap the ball.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Now the ball was bussed.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: It must be said. It was wasting time going up
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: for not till but I got that fucking thing down.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And then I very very gingerly inched my way back
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: down to the ladder and got on it. And I
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: went back in and said, of hail Mary for not
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: being so fucking stupid. Ah, So there you go. It
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: sticks with you for life. I'm looking for more trees
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: to climb. Maybe after this episode.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I will do. You know what, I bet you you
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: said you went in for hail Mary. I bet you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: when you when you got back onto that ladder, you're
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: back down and along whatever about safety levels and everything else.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: There was a a level of badass in your mind.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And I was like, kids, you kick a
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: ball see that tree? Anytime you feel like I'll get
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: it out, I'll get that ball down.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: But can your dad do that? Can you? You know
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: what I mean? There's that element of.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I know, Tom, what would you what would
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: you tell these kids to do in the two weeks
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: they have remaining for themselves? And hey, I gotta tell you.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Work through The Spaghetti Western trilogy is a perfectly acceptable answer.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Here, get jacked, kids, Get on the creatine, get as
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: much gear into you right now. You're that, you've done.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna get no games when you cross forty
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: kids grow.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Your grown jeans are absolutely buzzing out the top of
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: your head. Right now, get fucking jacked, my big, big thing.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: And I've started to take to it now from watching
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the kid and the other kids and they're doing it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: And I say this because society, man will press you down, man,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: And this is true, right even though it sounds a
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: bit fucking woo with the way I'm saying it, Get
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: out of your shoes and socks, and they might getting
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a feet a bit fucking dirty around the yard, even.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: This of like you know, no, don't, don't ground yourself. No, well,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: let's know what we're doing.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Here, because for now, if you'll be two, in the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: age of fucking four and eleven, now is your opportunity
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to go barefoot for as long as you possibly can,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: because after that people are gonna start looking at you
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: fucking and unfortunately you're gonna get forced into shoes, forced
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: into socks, and now you and you'll get to a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: point like my selling Jerry where our feet are so
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: fucking scuodgy and soft from being in shoes now for
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: fucking forty years. Yeah, that's it's almost trying to put
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: the shite back in the horse. I'm trying to now,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: more and more, trying to wit, but I'm still in
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: bits like our yard has stones in it. Yeah, and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: he can fly across it like it's fucking nothing. He's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: still got a bit of that babyfait. I'm guessing in it,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: but he's so used to it and he enjoys it
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: so much. And I'm going and even like his grandmother
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: was kind of going, should put I just know because
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: very soon there's a day coming where he'll never do
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that again. Yeah. So for as long as you can
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: go barefoot, that's that's a symbol of your childhood.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: That's that's some howkfin ship right there.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: But isn't it isn't the symbol of your childhood that
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you nobody would look like if he walked into the
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: petrol station after trained in Cleveland did and as did
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: a couple of lads in their bare feet. Yeah, they're
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: going across the forecourt, I know, but like, do you know.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's you don't get to do these
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: things and.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You look, you'll get arrested, Like if you are that man?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Like has he escaped? We need to call
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: somebody on does he have a bracelet that we need
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to call somebody.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: There comes a time pretty quick in life where you
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: don't get handed three months off, Like what would you do,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: tom if someone just turned around your angle? Oh, by
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: the way, just take the next ten weeks just to
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: fuck around and do what you want.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Technically paid because nothing changes in your life food and
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: there's still a wage coming in. I honestly, jar, I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: reckon it'd be. It ended up being the greatest country
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: ever if everybody got it, because the level of chill
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: and creativity that would go on. I from my point
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: of view, anyway, Okay, there'd be a point where you
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: try and button everything down, and I mean I wouldn't.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I would fucking sleep for a while there. I get
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: some sleep, but I might sleep right now to Yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It's it's an adventure
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you will never be given again. Like, so I would
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: take the most of it as you possibly can. Because again, kids,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: hit you hit the thirteen fourteen mark, you're going to
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: be expected to go do a bit, do you know
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: what I mean. There'll be a shop up the road
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: that needs a young flus stacking shelves. There's going to
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: be you know, hairsland that needs a young one swimping
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: up here. People will be start looking at you now,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the adults are going to start looking at you. Start
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: going time, start shaping yourself up now and getting ready
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: for the real world. Because as we both know German,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: we saw the lads and the girls that came out
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: of college or came or out of school or whatever,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and I'd never do and they hadn't a millimeter of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: working them Now, poor fuckers couldn't progress, do you know.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: They were nearly laughed at by the rest of them
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: because it just would be tired by you know, half
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: nine in the morning, like no, no.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, I see it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I've seen these lads that come, you know, the lads
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: that are working them, and they've been put to work
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: from the age of thirteen onwards.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: So that's about you. That's where kid, kid time ends.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we actually had this conversation as the early man.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Now he's we'll give him at least fifteen or sixteen
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: we'll just stay legal with it a little bit here.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: But he's not that far off at buddy, lot closer
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: than he used to be. That much.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I can tell you for if he wanted, like if
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: he and himself said I wanted to make a few pound,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you'd buy him a second hand loanmar. Do you know
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: what I mean? You go grand job right, you know?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Or something like did you go, right.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Tom, We'll buy one of these robot lawnmowers because you
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: got Yeah, that's working smart or not harder. Maybe it's true,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: but I'm saying, no, make a few pounds off the neighbors.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: We take the robot lawn more and let it go.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Let a buzz around there, guardener.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Bring it around on a leash now, but there, you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. At the same time, you wouldn't go,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: oh no, you're you're too young to react that, you
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? If you wanted to do a hap,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: can hey, can I go see if the neighbors want
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to want to their yard power watched and ill and.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I'll be like mcaulay called cons parents. I'll spend it
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: all on them and he can divorce me after the fact.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Did you enjoy having electricity in the ass as you're
• 53:06
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• 53:09
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• 53:12
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• 53:15
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• 53:56
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• 53:59
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• 54:03
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• 54:28
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  Speaker 2: So it's going to be a very for Tom.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be a very Bever you never
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: like that. There's there's there's fucking fresh water, pearl muscles
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and things, and you're like, all right, and we.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Can knock a house in Dublin because some member of
• 56:23
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• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Here you go, And if you have been I'm not,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm I'm a big man for history.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: But every now and the anybody, progress is everything there.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Let's let's let's bone set reason.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: But we need to I need to. There'll be stories,
• 56:39
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• 56:42
  Speaker 1: off the mark with these lands, even though I've been
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: sorted by myself. Tell us your bone setting stories. I
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: got a woo woo thing and it was it was
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: done for a busted arm. They called it tennis elbow,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: but it was another word for carpeton and syndrome, and
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: it was dry needling with copper needles. And your man
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: was able to show me exactly.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: On a and you came on here fucking cast.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: And what this does is it's nothing to do with bones.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: And your muscles are not up and what this does,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: driving a fucking nail into it? Would you believe it?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: You're scarce to live and ship out of it and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: too straighten it out. That's a simple, no magic. It
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: just frightens the fuck out of the muscle.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: In the comments, ladies and gentlemen, all these fine things.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I need to I need to hear from these people.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use the last of the summer to walk
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: around my bust that eye looking tough as fuck, even
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: though the missus totally didn't buy in it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Other than that, send us, send us a picture of
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: your busted ass face and not throw it up with
• 57:41
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• 57:43
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