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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Would You Post Your Heartbreak Online?! 😭📱 · Club 520 Podcast

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I'm your girl, Barbie.
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Speaker 1: What it do, my babies? We back with another episode,
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Speaker 1: and we about to have some fun today.
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Speaker 2: It's football season, and we got our brews.
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Speaker 1: Yay! To my left, I got Trop.
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Speaker 2: How you doing, mama? I am really good. Trop is
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Speaker 2: our fitness baddie. How has it been? Oh, it's been good.
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Speaker 2: It's been going good. Keeping my energy up, keeping moving,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 1: I seen a post and it was like, this dude
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Speaker 1: was like, if you work too much, I cannot date you.
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Speaker 1: What you mean you on your fifth 12 hour shift
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Speaker 1: this week? And it just made me think of you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said what I said.
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Speaker 2: Because I actually am on my fifth 12 hour shift.
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Speaker 2: That's crazy work.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tired.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's a new week now. But last week I
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Speaker 2: did though. Have you dated since you've been a nurse doing, like,
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Speaker 2: those kind of shifts? I've dated, but it, like, nothing
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Speaker 2: ever comes to, like, fruition because it's just so hard
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Speaker 2: to build bonds when you're, like, always at work, especially
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Speaker 2: at night. And then you got trust issues that come
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Speaker 2: along with that. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Then you have to just stretch yourself so thin between work, kids,
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Speaker 1: your life, a man.
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Speaker 2: Social, yeah, relations. It's just too much. So I'm going to,
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Speaker 2: when I do want to start something serious, I'm going
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Speaker 2: to go to day shift because it's just impossible. That's
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Speaker 2: what that nigga said. You're on your fifth, twelfth.
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Speaker 1: If you don't work from nine to seven at least,
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Speaker 1: so if you do the day shift, you still got
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Speaker 1: to work 12 hours?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But you still can come home or like even get
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Speaker 2: a date in or go out for drinks with your
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Speaker 2: man or go lay up at night. Y'all can sleep together.
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Speaker 2: When you work at night, it's over with. Yeah, that's true.
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Speaker 2: I need a PRN nurse.
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Speaker 3: Goddamn, Trav.
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Speaker 2: You just want to work all.
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Speaker 3: The fucking time?
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Speaker 2: Get that bag, though. Fuck these niggas. I am too,
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Speaker 2: my right. What it do?
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Speaker 1: Kiki keeping up with Kiki. Hey, guys.
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Speaker 2: Kiki been outside, y'all. By herself. She said, you bitches
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Speaker 2: don't want to go? See ya.
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Speaker 1: I was just, you know, when you don't go out,
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Speaker 1: you're just looking at everybody's story. And I just see
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Speaker 1: Kiki so cute in the background of everybody's story by herself.
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Speaker 2: I'm like.
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Speaker 1: I wish I could be there with my girls.
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Speaker 3: Y'all really have me outside, Dolo. It's okay.
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Speaker 2: It's so crazy. I know. I had to work. I
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Speaker 2: was at work last night scrolling on your shit like, aw,
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Speaker 2: look at my sister. She's so cute.
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Speaker 3: Dolo missions be fun, y'all. It do be fun. So
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Speaker 3: you had a good time.
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Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I ran into some girls again.
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Speaker 4: Always.
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Speaker 2: Talking about the podcast, so shout out to the girlies.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to the girly, girly pops.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the spirit of.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to say Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: In the spirit of football Sundays, the girls said that
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Speaker 1: they drink beer, so I had to make us up
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Speaker 1: a little cocktail because I don't know if I'm ready
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Speaker 1: to just jump right into drinking a beer, and we
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Speaker 1: had to go ultra today.
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Speaker 2: You got to get that shit wet first. We had
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Speaker 2: to go ultra today, so.
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Speaker 1: I made us a strawberry kiwi margarita, and we're going
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Speaker 1: to top it with the ultra. Now, this is a special,
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Speaker 1: special strawberry kiwi because I made this cucumber syrup fresh.
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Speaker 1: first cucumber syrup okay yeah get into it michael house
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Speaker 1: made like i said i told the guys i've been
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Speaker 1: making them house house made syrups and mike laughed real
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Speaker 1: hard it's good the drink is good thank you thank
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Speaker 1: you and y'all know trop loves her beer so she
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Speaker 1: already done topped hers off oh yeah it's real good
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Speaker 1: what's it hold on let me see what it's giving
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Speaker 1: i'm gonna get my honest opinion y'all because i'm not
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Speaker 1: a beer girly.
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Speaker 2: That's good it's really good it doesn't You got like
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Speaker 2: the carbonation and just like... It doesn't taste.
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Speaker 3: Now I want to try the beer by itself. Try it. No,
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Speaker 3: go ahead.
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Speaker 1: You kill that one or you want a whole one?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll drink a whole one.
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Speaker 2: Cheers. Thank you. Woo, fuck. Damn it.
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Speaker 1: God damn it. GD.
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Speaker 2: This isn't bad at all. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could drink a whole bottle,
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Speaker 1: but you know, it's not bad.
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Speaker 2: Martha. It's like when you have a beer after a
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Speaker 2: long day, a nice cold beer, it's just like.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand how people be drinking like 12 packs though.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sad. In a couple hours, like, all right,
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Speaker 2: give me another one babe. Oh my God.
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Speaker 1: But this is really good because the Ultra is like
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Speaker 1: real like light and crisp. So it just goes really good.
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Speaker 2: With that fresh cucumber syrup.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: See, you get it.
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Speaker 2: You get it now.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into it though, ladies. We got a lot
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Speaker 1: to talk about today. Starting off, let's get the words
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Speaker 1: from the block. Kiki, what the block saying?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so words from the block this week.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap. Have y'all seen that?
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap? Bust a lap.
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Speaker 1: That's my fat ass need to do bust a couple laps.
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Speaker 2: But what's that mean? So basically, the context I seen
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Speaker 2: it in, it was like, I get niggas. I don't
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Speaker 2: care about no niggas saying he done bust a lap, bitch.
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Speaker 2: So basically, it's like. Another go play. Beat it, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Get the fuck on. Get the fuck out of here.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. Get to stepping.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I fuck with it. Did y'all see the dude
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Speaker 1: was on there? He was like, go cheat.
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Speaker 2: Go cheat. Yes, that shit was funny. Go cheat. The hell? No,
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Speaker 2: bust a lap. Bust a lap or go play. Which
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Speaker 2: one y'all feeling more?
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Speaker 3: I like them both.
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Speaker 2: They're both pretty cute.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap before I bust your ass. I think
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Speaker 1: I like bust a lap a little more.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap sounds more aggressive.
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Speaker 1: It's more aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Y'all know the Midwest baddies are hella aggressive.
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Speaker 2: Kind of. Yeah, we can get disrespectful at times. Oh, yay.
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Speaker 3: I can't wait to tell a nigga to bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You tell me I'm the only girl
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Speaker 2: you talk to.
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Speaker 3: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap, hoe.
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Speaker 3: Let's take an hour to text back.
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Speaker 2: Bust a lap. You're on your... 5th, 12th hour shift
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Speaker 2: this week.
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Speaker 1: Bust a lap.
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Speaker 2: Bust a nap. Matter of fact, bitch. Bust a nap.
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Speaker 2: Go get you some motherfucking sleep.
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Speaker 1: And some electrolytes and holla at me in the morning.
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Speaker 2: This is really good.
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Speaker 1: I can't stop drinking it.
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Speaker 2: You can't never stop drinking that drink. Alright, bitch.
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Speaker 1: You're drinking beer. Go bust a lap. You already got
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Speaker 1: hair on your chest.
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Speaker 2: Bust a fucking lap. You manly ass girl. The guys
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Speaker 2: liked it, though. They did. They seemed to appreciate a
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Speaker 2: girl who could enjoy a beer. To crack a beer
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Speaker 2: with them. That's crazy. I don't know. It's different. I
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Speaker 2: don't know.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ain't going to see me out at a bar
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Speaker 1: drinking a beer, but it was cool. All right.
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Speaker 2: Don't let me catch no Bud Lights Coronas in your refrigerator.
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Speaker 2: No ultras, baby.
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Speaker 3: Make a lot of ultras.
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Speaker 1: Period.
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Speaker 2: It's a phone party in my mouth. What the fuck?
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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, guys. I'm sorry. What you thinking about?
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Speaker 3: I'm fucked up.
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Speaker 2: What you thinking about? Okay. Nick Ultra. Say Nick Ultra, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I will chop somebody's name up.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the top stories.
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Speaker 2: We always need to.
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Speaker 1: It's 520 Summer needs to bust a lap all the
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Speaker 1: fucking time.
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Speaker 3: Every episode.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into our Top Shelf Talk Trap.
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Speaker 2: What is our Patreon? This ain't only our Patreon, guys. Actually,
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Speaker 2: this is not from Patreon. I just was... This one... Instagram.
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Speaker 2: Deshawn Kerwin say, y'all.
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Speaker 3: Editor is peak.
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Speaker 2: And then... LeVar Aiken said, need an award the way
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Speaker 2: they snapped on this. Shout out to... Go ahead. Oh,
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Speaker 2: excuse me.
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Speaker 1: Uh-uh. The beer got me burping. Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Kali.
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Speaker 1: Shout out to D. They've been doing poppin' they big shit, like,
7:48
Speaker 1: for sure.
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Speaker 3: I'm so giggling.
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Speaker 1: They love the, I want the thick one. And I
7:54
Speaker 1: think it's so fire now, because, like, as soon as
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Speaker 1: I hear it, I'll be like.
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Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do this. It's my first song.
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Speaker 2: I had so many people tell us, like, y'all's intro
8:03
Speaker 2: is so hard. It's our intro? Yeah, basically it's that,
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Speaker 2: you know, the little pink is 520 somewhere. Kind of transparent.
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Speaker 2: And then we back there doing our thing. Kiki eating
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Speaker 2: her chips.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's super cute. So y'all need to subscribe to Patreon, though.
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Speaker 1: It's the guy's Patreon. Club 520. Because y'all get all
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Speaker 1: the extras. Y'all get to see us up dancing, moving around.
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Speaker 1: Y'all get it all uncut, unedited. So make sure y'all
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Speaker 1: subscribe to Patreon. What we got next, Trav?
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Speaker 2: Um, this is Instagram as well. Where are y'all's comments at? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: where they at? Marcus Coolass said, have a live show.
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Speaker 2: Y'all think we ready for a live show?
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Speaker 1: The waiting after a few drinks?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: We get to go on, though.
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Speaker 2: It'd be entertaining, for sure. But... I mean, I just...
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Speaker 2: I think we could go for, like, maybe, like, 15 minutes.
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Speaker 1: That's why we got to open up for the guys.
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Speaker 1: We got to open up for the guys whenever... They
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Speaker 1: drop their tour, you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Whenever they drop their tour.
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Speaker 3: I heard it's really nerve-wracking up there.
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Speaker 2: I ain't shaking no ass in the live show, though.
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Speaker 2: I'll do that shit on camera or whatever. But in
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Speaker 2: a live show, you know? That's the time you're supposed
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Speaker 2: to tap my hand. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't shake ass for free.
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Speaker 2: But we know where we're going to be. I couldn't
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Speaker 2: even help it.
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Speaker 1: Like, when the guys had their tour last year, I
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Speaker 1: just was like, the energy.
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Speaker 2: Everybody was so lit. It was so much fun. Pimp C...
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Speaker 2: You know, Pimp C gonna make you dance, baby.
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Speaker 1: So I was just like, quick little intermission with Barbie.
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Speaker 2: I had a great ass time with it, actually. It
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Speaker 2: was super fun.
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Speaker 1: And then my, I don't know where mine's went. It
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Speaker 1: was somebody on there that was like, y'all drinking beers? Okay,
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Speaker 1: Hank Hill.
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Speaker 2: And that was on Instagram. I thought that that was
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Speaker 2: super funny for Top Shelf Talk.
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Speaker 3: Somebody said, I'm about to join the G League.
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Speaker 2: Did y'all?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: They're going to get their 10K. Because I said something
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Speaker 2: on a guy's episode about a G leaguer.
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Speaker 1: You a data G leaguer? No.
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Speaker 2: No. i'm just playing that was in the context of
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Speaker 2: the conversation so what did you say then tell us
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Speaker 2: uh it was basically.
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Speaker 3: I do not want to repeat that embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: Shit come on we need to know or i'm gonna
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Speaker 1: have to go find it.
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Speaker 2: So basically i was telling a story about how i
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Speaker 2: was dating this this guy and he was broke and
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Speaker 2: he like strung be him was like what was the
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Speaker 2: biggest lie that somebody ever told you i'm like this
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Speaker 2: wasn't the biggest lie but somebody definitely strung me along
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Speaker 2: for years i love you that's exactly what i was
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Speaker 2: thinking however no but this is this is the thing
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Speaker 2: though i wasn't there because he was selling me a
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Speaker 2: little baby ass dream that's just what he was saying
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Speaker 2: to keep You know, to kind of keep me off
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Speaker 2: his top.
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Speaker 3: You are cracking me up.
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Speaker 1: I don't need me a basketball player.
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Speaker 2: All I need is somebody that's down for me. And
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Speaker 2: I'll sing that next part.
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Speaker 1: Cause he has to have money.
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Speaker 2: His love is just like honey. It's so sweet to me.
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Speaker 1: But boom, so you was dating a G leaguer and he.
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Speaker 2: Was drinking you along. I wasn't. He was lying. He
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Speaker 2: was lying. He was lying about being a G leaguer.
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Speaker 2: He was going to go to the G league. Oh,
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Speaker 2: we know this story. Maybe he really thought he was.
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Speaker 4: He did.
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Speaker 2: I think he did.
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Speaker 3: I think he did.
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Speaker 1: But Kiki, I was about to say, how are you
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Speaker 1: going to give Club 520 the full story but not us?
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Speaker 2: But you did tell us this story.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You did, okay.
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Speaker 1: I was about to say, don't do his 520. Don't
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Speaker 1: do the 520s now.
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Speaker 2: No, but the comment was like, I'm about to join
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Speaker 2: a G league. I'm really about to join a G league.
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Speaker 2: Come on, Kiki. Come on. Come on through.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into the messy shit that has been
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Speaker 1: happening all up and down my timeline. Because it's been
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Speaker 1: too much.
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Speaker 3: It's been a lot going on.
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Speaker 2: I'm single again.
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Speaker 1: Baby, what's good? So when y'all get y'all heart broke,
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Speaker 1: are y'all running straight to the internet? And what you
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Speaker 1: gonna post, though?
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Speaker 2: I'm probably just gonna post a thirst trap. But it's like,
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Speaker 2: I'm either on... Two ends of the spectrum. I'm either
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Speaker 2: internetting it up or I'm somewhere quiet, not.
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Speaker 3: Posting for like a month. It could go either way.
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Speaker 1: When it's me, I'm trying to act like my life
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Speaker 1: is so fucking lit. When I'm hurt and I'm trying
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Speaker 1: to overly post and baby.
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Speaker 2: Cause I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to put it like, I'm gonna throw
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Speaker 1: shots more than like a sad post because, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: but flat out coming to the internet and saying I'm single.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I ain't doing that.
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Speaker 1: I'm single again, baby. Men, here we go with these
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Speaker 1: double standards. Men can get on, they can do the
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Speaker 1: same thing that women do, right? No? No.
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Speaker 2: So men can't come to the internet and say I'm single? No,
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Speaker 2: they shouldn't. No cap. Now, that was different because it
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Speaker 2: was just so funny. Yeah, he was definitely trolling. Like,
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Speaker 2: it just felt like more of a troll. Although, he's probably,
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Speaker 2: you know, getting two birds with one stone or whatever.
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Speaker 2: But it was just like the funny outweighed what he did.
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Speaker 1: Then it started getting messy because it's always the bitch like,
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Speaker 1: and it got.
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Speaker 2: A chime in. And I don't know.
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Speaker 1: And that's why I don't go to the internet when
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Speaker 1: something happens because then here come everybody else. Adding in
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Speaker 1: they two cents and making shit worse than what it
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Speaker 1: really is. Because how the fuck you going to tell
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Speaker 1: on me?
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Speaker 2: Well, he definitely went viral. Yeah. So he's probably.
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Speaker 1: Dropping something soon. But that be the thing, like, when
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Speaker 1: other people try.
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Speaker 2: To come in.
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Speaker 1: I think that snitching on somebody is the worst shit ever.
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Speaker 2: I think you are a loser ass. Like, bust a lat, bitch.
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Speaker 2: What are we doing?
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Speaker 1: You are a loser ass bitch. Have you ever been
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Speaker 1: told on?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I done been fake told on.
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about making shit up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's even worse. That happens to me all the time.
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Speaker 1: They was lying on your cooter cat.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Damn. That's crazy work. Maybe like that, man. Yeah, no.
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Speaker 2: Telling is crazy. Or any type of exposing a motherfucker, period.
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Speaker 2: I think that weaponizing proximity to somebody, knowing something that
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Speaker 2: you would only know because you're close with them, it's
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Speaker 2: like some of the most evil shit you could do.
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Speaker 2: And that's why I don't like making.
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Speaker 1: female friends because they instantly be on that and just
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Speaker 1: be like damn B you could have just kept it
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Speaker 1: P like we don't got to be friends no more
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Speaker 1: but why you got to do all this don't speak
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Speaker 1: on me because I can talk about you too crunchy.
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Speaker 2: Draws but that ain't what I want to do literally
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Speaker 2: like quit talking about me I make it a point
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Speaker 2: like not to talk about people from my past like
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Speaker 2: because what are we doing that for especially to like
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Speaker 2: randoms you know what I mean it's just so not
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Speaker 2: P oh fuck with it you don't exist anymore And
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Speaker 2: I just feel like less of a person if I'm
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Speaker 2: sitting over here talking about this person who's not even,
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Speaker 2: I don't even got no energy. If you're not around anymore,
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Speaker 2: I don't got no energy for you to even be
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Speaker 2: talking about you. Yeah. Let alone something that's embarrassing or
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Speaker 2: I know you wouldn't like want other people to know.
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Speaker 1: Y'all ever had some crunchy draw friends?
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Speaker 3: I don't even.
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Speaker 2: Be close to girls like that to know that their
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Speaker 2: draws is crunchy. I never understood when people.
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Speaker 1: Would come into the internet and be like, my friend's
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Speaker 1: draws was crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy. Like, how?
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Speaker 2: How did we get to this point? I don't spend
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Speaker 2: the night over at a girl's house. I go home. So... Like,
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Speaker 2: how the hell am I going to know if your
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Speaker 2: drawers is crunchy?
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Speaker 1: And you was still her friend with her crunchy, crunchy drawers.
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Speaker 3: So, like, why now?
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Speaker 2: That's like when you go leave a dude and be like,
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Speaker 2: his dick was little. But, girl, you was with him
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Speaker 2: for six years. You was putting your mouth on it. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you was fake moaning. Like, what? And I'm the type
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Speaker 2: of person, like, if you got some crunchy drawers, bro,
15:47
Speaker 2: I'm going to say something.
15:49
Speaker 3: I'm going to help you out. Like, I'm going to
15:50
Speaker 3: tell my homegirl, like, you need to get that together.
15:54
Speaker 1: That's how you're going to look at her? i'm gonna
15:57
Speaker 1: be like what is this it's got a little green in.
16:00
Speaker 2: It oh bitch why don't you use my name i
16:04
Speaker 2: have enough allegations on the internet don't do me don't
16:08
Speaker 2: fucking do me just for example you could have said
16:10
Speaker 2: your sister bitch that's a lot kiyona this is no no.
16:19
Speaker 1: Ugh, try.
16:20
Speaker 2: Wait, what did she say? She said, she's melted. Bitch.
16:25
Speaker 1: Y'all ever see that post where that man was like,
16:26
Speaker 1: he was at Walmart. He was like, I like when
16:28
Speaker 1: the girls wear these things. You'll get ate up. It
16:30
Speaker 1: was a thong and he put the whole pack of
16:31
Speaker 1: thongs in his mouth and sucked it.
16:33
Speaker 2: And that's why you have to wash your underwear. Oh
16:36
Speaker 2: my gosh.
16:37
Speaker 1: It was so cringy. But that's why you have to
16:39
Speaker 1: wash your underwear before you get them.
16:40
Speaker 2: Before you just slap them on your coochie.
16:43
Speaker 1: Because it is a man in the store putting them
16:45
Speaker 1: in his mouth, y'all. He needs to go to jail.
16:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. That was so fucking nasty. That's some
16:50
Speaker 2: nasty shit. Men be doing some nasty shit. I remember
16:52
Speaker 2: when I used to dance, there used to be this
16:54
Speaker 2: man who would come in and pay. Sorry, this is
16:57
Speaker 2: off topic. He would pay dancers to go to the
16:59
Speaker 2: private room and suck their toes. What? I would have
17:03
Speaker 2: been right in here. Come on, dude. Hell no. You
17:08
Speaker 2: don't let some random man put his saliva on your toes?
17:11
Speaker 2: It's my toes. I'm going to wash the shit out
17:13
Speaker 2: of them. It ain't my coochie, my ass, my titties,
17:15
Speaker 2: my neck, nothing. It's all the way down here. Bro,
17:17
Speaker 2: 30 a toe? 30 30 or something 30 he's sucking
17:24
Speaker 2: on my toes yes that's the dance him sucking on
17:29
Speaker 2: the toes.
17:30
Speaker 1: I don't know that is kind of cringe i probably
17:32
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to bro you can get affections through your
17:35
Speaker 1: toes oh fuck i'm just cool yeah it probably is
17:39
Speaker 1: shit in people's toes if that's his mouth if a.
17:42
Speaker 2: Man is that nasty to come in a club and
17:44
Speaker 2: suck a stripper's toes Your mouth is nasty as hell.
17:48
Speaker 2: I don't want your saliva on my big toe. No.
17:55
Speaker 1: Hand for the mouth.
17:58
Speaker 2: No, but I wanted to know too.
17:59
Speaker 1: Because I don't think if I put my feet in Dennis'
18:01
Speaker 1: mouth for a whole song, that's the good thing. Now
18:05
Speaker 1: music ain't that long. Songs is how long now? Probably
18:07
Speaker 1: about two minutes, 13 seconds. They used to be seven.
18:10
Speaker 2: They used to be seven minutes fucking long. Part one
18:13
Speaker 2: and two, yes.
18:14
Speaker 1: No.
18:14
Speaker 2: No. I don't know. I don't know, Dennis. What you doing, Kiki? No.
18:24
Speaker 2: I still might.
18:24
Speaker 3: I ain't going to say.
18:25
Speaker 2: Look, never say never.
18:26
Speaker 1: If it's a slow night, I need that $ 30, Dennis.
18:29
Speaker 3: Come on.
18:30
Speaker 2: I'll work with you, baby.
18:33
Speaker 3: Good.
18:34
Speaker 2: That's the gross. I'm going to start hitting his ass
18:36
Speaker 2: 30 a toe. Come on.
18:38
Speaker 1: Bro.
18:39
Speaker 2: 30 a freaking toe. I was talking to some dudes
18:43
Speaker 2: this weekend. Yeah.
18:45
Speaker 1: I talked to some dudes this weekend and y'all know
18:47
Speaker 1: how they say women say that everything men do are
18:50
Speaker 1: gay men are the same way so this guy told
18:54
Speaker 1: me that if a man works from home that's gay.
18:59
Speaker 2: He said you.
19:06
Speaker 1: Waking up in the morning grabbing that throw putting it
19:09
Speaker 1: over your shoulder He said get your ass up put on.
19:11
Speaker 2: Some steel toe boots and go to work I like that.
19:15
Speaker 1: But if a man is an IT engineer, he's able
19:19
Speaker 1: to work from home.
19:20
Speaker 2: How's that gay? That is not gay.
19:22
Speaker 1: That is not a pause moment, bro. He's still working
19:25
Speaker 1: and providing for his family.
19:26
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not gay, but it's like girly. That's
19:30
Speaker 2: some shit that mainly girls do. Because working from home?
19:33
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's gay. It's feminine to work from home. No,
19:37
Speaker 2: it's not feminine. It's just like you're just used to
19:40
Speaker 2: seeing just girls do it. So what's more? Okay, so
19:43
Speaker 2: we're saying it's not feminine. You got men on your
19:45
Speaker 2: team who work from home? hello man i feel like
19:48
Speaker 2: but what about male nurses do we feel do people
19:52
Speaker 2: generally feel i.
19:53
Speaker 3: Don't feel no way about that have you but.
19:55
Speaker 2: I'm in the field though have you worked.
19:56
Speaker 3: With many straight male nurses many very many.
19:59
Speaker 2: Oh other ones i know will be like when i
20:02
Speaker 2: when i first when i first like became a nurse
20:05
Speaker 2: though i ain't gonna lie it was like so weird
20:07
Speaker 2: to see like a man like Cleaning up another man.
20:12
Speaker 2: The way I view it, you actually in the field,
20:14
Speaker 2: but the way I view it has kind of shifted
20:16
Speaker 2: as time has gone on.
20:17
Speaker 3: Now it's like, oh, okay, a male nurse.
20:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
20:20
Speaker 3: That's a regular, degular job.
20:22
Speaker 1: I haven't seen many male nurses. And then the ones
20:24
Speaker 1: that I do like on social media, they scrubs be
20:26
Speaker 1: tighter than yours. So I always just figured.
20:30
Speaker 2: No, I mean, it's a lot of them.
20:32
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your scrubs is tighter. I'm just saying,
20:34
Speaker 1: for instance, their scrubs are pretty tight.
20:37
Speaker 2: Mine aren't tight, too. Oh, okay.
20:39
Speaker 1: Then they said that using a throw is a pause moment.
20:44
Speaker 2: Using a throw? Like, bro, I can't call up on
20:46
Speaker 2: my couch. Dang. I can't decorate her.
20:50
Speaker 3: Is that feminine?
20:52
Speaker 2: It's straight though. They said men that own robes are
20:55
Speaker 2: freaky as hell. Oh, that's some old man shit. That's different.
21:02
Speaker 2: Are you waving to your neighbors yet or y'all still
21:04
Speaker 2: ain't got there yet?
21:06
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, good. But, yeah, they said men in
21:09
Speaker 1: their own roles are freaky as hell. So I heard that.
21:12
Speaker 1: They said throws. And then he said that, you know how, like,
21:16
Speaker 1: if we were to go out, we get drunk, we
21:18
Speaker 1: go into your house afterwards, you might fry us up
21:20
Speaker 1: some chicken, make us something to eat. They said it
21:23
Speaker 1: is a pause moment if a man makes food for
21:25
Speaker 1: his friends.
21:27
Speaker 2: No.
21:27
Speaker 1: No.
21:28
Speaker 2: That's what I said. Everybody eats B. How's that? You
21:30
Speaker 2: making food for your friends?
21:31
Speaker 3: Was this a post?
21:32
Speaker 2: No, this is a real conversation. Okay, so what he said.
21:39
Speaker 1: Is not gay because there's no penetration of two people,
21:41
Speaker 1: of two men, two same sex.
21:43
Speaker 2: But he said that they was there. They was bored.
21:47
Speaker 1: He got up and was like, all right, bro, I'm
21:48
Speaker 1: about to go make something. He made everybody play it.
21:51
Speaker 2: Maybe cooking is one thing but making your plate like
21:55
Speaker 2: get up and make it.
21:55
Speaker 1: Because even if my friends cook they still make me
21:57
Speaker 1: make my own plate pretty much so i think that
21:59
Speaker 1: was a little i don't think it was gay but
22:01
Speaker 1: it's a little like all right now.
22:04
Speaker 2: You're doing too much. Like, what you making this man
22:06
Speaker 2: play for? So that is the pause of the week.
22:09
Speaker 2: Don't use a throw.
22:10
Speaker 1: Don't have a work from home job. And everybody don't eat, bro.
22:14
Speaker 1: Don't cook for your men and make them plates.
22:16
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy.
22:18
Speaker 3: But, man, barbecue and stuff.
22:20
Speaker 2: It's just the making the plate. Okay, just making the plate.
22:23
Speaker 2: That's the only one that I feel like was valid
22:26
Speaker 2: on that list. Barbecue is different, though.
22:27
Speaker 1: But if we in the house and it's like, all right,
22:28
Speaker 1: I'm about to whip up some pasta for y'all.
22:30
Speaker 2: Y'all niggas hungry? Yeah. Hey, bro. You want some? I'm
22:34
Speaker 2: going to fry some catfish and chicken. That's cool.
22:36
Speaker 1: What if he made some Rotel? As long as he
22:39
Speaker 1: don't make that plate, he cool.
22:40
Speaker 2: I don't know. Rotel is a girly dish.
22:43
Speaker 3: I agree.
22:44
Speaker 1: And I think that's probably cool because my friends, when
22:46
Speaker 1: it's girls, they be like, all right, now what you
22:47
Speaker 1: going to make? Bitch, you said you was cooking. Why
22:49
Speaker 1: I got to make a side or something? Damn, I
22:50
Speaker 1: thought you was about to get in the kitchen and
22:52
Speaker 1: You want me to chop onions and shit? Like, are
22:53
Speaker 1: you cooking or are you not?
22:55
Speaker 2: See, no, that ain't, no. When I go to this
22:57
Speaker 2: bitch shit, she does it all.
23:00
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Bitch, I'm feet up.
23:02
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Trap needs a Sunday off so we can
23:05
Speaker 1: come over to her house and have Sunday dinner.
23:07
Speaker 2: Thank you. Big mama. Please. Big mama, your arm. Because, no,
23:13
Speaker 2: but I don't know. I think that that is pretty crazy.
23:17
Speaker 1: And I was just like, the pause moments are getting
23:20
Speaker 1: out of control.
23:21
Speaker 2: Literally. Men can't do shit. That was a little bit
23:23
Speaker 2: of strength over here.
23:24
Speaker 1: It's very strict over here.
23:26
Speaker 2: Like, I guess. Damn. You know, it's hard out here
23:32
Speaker 2: for a pimp.
23:33
Speaker 1: So this is DoorDash.
23:34
Speaker 2: Don't, don't. DoorDash is gay too. You delivering.
23:39
Speaker 3: No, I'm just playing.
23:40
Speaker 2: Go get your own shit like a real bitch. Just
23:43
Speaker 2: go home to your bitch.
23:45
Speaker 1: Basically, call her some type of hoe.
23:46
Speaker 2: Working for tips and shit. Oh, you said DoorDash? being
23:51
Speaker 2: a door dasher i'm just kidding y'all.
23:56
Speaker 1: What you know working for tips so they so me
24:00
Speaker 1: and i supposed to be servers bartenders are you a
24:02
Speaker 1: waitress or something waitress that is fucking hilarious.
24:08
Speaker 2: I like meal plan. Shut up. I have an ex
24:10
Speaker 2: who's a waiter and he's the door dash. But you
24:15
Speaker 2: said he was a little eh. He a little you know.
24:21
Speaker 1: He got a little too much sugar to take.
24:25
Speaker 2: Sweetness.
24:29
Speaker 3: Y'all please just ADHD and Sean I don't.
24:31
Speaker 2: Need y'all okay okay reel it in reel.
24:35
Speaker 1: It in okay no something else I wanted to talk
24:37
Speaker 1: to that was trending um Duke Dennis in this massage
24:41
Speaker 1: parlor situation where y'all tapped in with that can you
24:43
Speaker 1: can you drop that video for us it's the third
24:46
Speaker 1: video please I asked you to have it prepared so.
24:50
Speaker 2: My DMs got flooded with people saying come get your
24:55
Speaker 2: nails done by me I promise you What's a lap?
25:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
25:10
Speaker 2: No. These people don't got no sense. Yeah.
25:20
Speaker 1: So what happened was he, I don't know.
25:23
Speaker 2: He was somewhere.
25:24
Speaker 1: I don't have my freaking phone to tell you all
25:26
Speaker 1: the details. He was somewhere and he tried to book
25:29
Speaker 1: a lady for a massage.
25:30
Speaker 2: She went crazy. Look at the flyer. Scroll down, Mike,
25:32
Speaker 2: so we can see the flyer. Reserve for VVIP. Very,
25:36
Speaker 2: very important person. Duke Dennis.
25:39
Speaker 1: And she did a whole little reel of her, like,
25:41
Speaker 1: you know, preparing the studio. And her thing is that
25:44
Speaker 1: she set up and she spent her time prepping for it.
25:48
Speaker 2: What demographic is she? I think it does. I don't know.
25:57
Speaker 2: I don't know.
25:57
Speaker 3: I feel like a black girl wouldn't do that.
26:00
Speaker 1: Hmm.
26:00
Speaker 2: I think that's valid.
26:01
Speaker 3: I think that's a valid point.
26:02
Speaker 2: That's the only reason.
26:04
Speaker 1: So in that, I think that is a valid point
26:06
Speaker 1: because with demographics, they don't understand the different, they don't
26:08
Speaker 1: understand the safety. Like, you know, some people be like,
26:11
Speaker 1: when you be like, all right, be careful.
26:13
Speaker 2: They look at you.
26:13
Speaker 1: Like when you leave, I'm fine. It's something about to happen.
26:17
Speaker 1: Tell me now, drop. What do you know?
26:19
Speaker 2: You know?
26:20
Speaker 1: But I think that, yeah, she doesn't understand the safety
26:22
Speaker 1: of black men. Um, And so now she was upset
26:27
Speaker 1: and basically like she wasted her time.
26:28
Speaker 2: She wasted her AI flyer that she made.
26:32
Speaker 1: So is that out of pocket or pee?
26:34
Speaker 3: She's out of pocket.
26:35
Speaker 2: She overdid it.
26:37
Speaker 1: And I think that you could have.
26:38
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Why do we need a flyer for you
26:42
Speaker 2: doing a service?
26:43
Speaker 1: You could have had the flyer set up in your
26:45
Speaker 1: thing and dropped it after he left.
26:47
Speaker 2: Literally, you could have did all this after the fact.
26:49
Speaker 2: A lot of servicers say that's what they do when
26:51
Speaker 2: they get a celebrity is like they just, you know,
26:54
Speaker 2: stay patient and post it afterwards if they clear it.
26:57
Speaker 3: Like, bro, what you doing?
27:00
Speaker 1: And again, I think that he was... I don't know
27:02
Speaker 1: if he was paying for this service or this was
27:04
Speaker 1: she was just trying to do it for like for
27:06
Speaker 1: the promo.
27:07
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's not black. Sorry. Foreign thing. You goofy Cooper.
27:14
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't. Oh, she do nails. Why did
27:18
Speaker 2: they have massage? Is it nails? He said nails.
27:23
Speaker 1: Oh, OK.
27:24
Speaker 2: Maybe it.
27:26
Speaker 1: Getting to me, but I thought it was a massage. But, yeah,
27:29
Speaker 1: I think that that was out of pocket, and I
27:30
Speaker 1: think that for.
27:31
Speaker 2: Clout, we're just... It's getting insane. And it's even.
27:36
Speaker 1: It's always something with service providers and celebrities, thinking that
27:39
Speaker 1: they can, like, overly charge them or that they're supposed
27:43
Speaker 1: to post their work and shout them out. If I
27:45
Speaker 1: pay you for a service, I don't have to share
27:47
Speaker 1: your shit. I don't have to shout you out. I
27:49
Speaker 1: don't have to do none of that. Now, if you
27:50
Speaker 1: do it for a promo, okay, but if I'm paying
27:53
Speaker 1: you for your service... I don't got to do that.
27:55
Speaker 2: Literally. And also, I don't have to subject myself to being.
27:59
Speaker 2: Pictures taken of me. All of that. Or put on
28:01
Speaker 2: your story or none of that, yeah.
28:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that that was very crazy.
28:06
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was a massage.
28:08
Speaker 2: It was nails.
28:11
Speaker 1: But I guess he could have had her come to
28:13
Speaker 1: him as.
28:13
Speaker 2: Well, though, versus him going to a. the spot well
28:16
Speaker 2: maybe he didn't know she probably would have posted well
28:18
Speaker 2: i'm going to duke dennis house and put the mom
28:20
Speaker 2: i think i thought he was out of town.
28:23
Speaker 1: So it would have been like pulling up to a
28:24
Speaker 1: telly but i guess that would have been worse huh
28:26
Speaker 1: yeah well so she tweets if you're in the service
28:30
Speaker 1: industry just just just relax so you don't so you
28:33
Speaker 1: don't miss your blessing rule.
28:34
Speaker 2: Number one.
28:37
Speaker 3: Get the money first.
28:39
Speaker 1: Rule number two, don't forget to get the money. Because
28:42
Speaker 1: that's the most important thing. I think that people think
28:44
Speaker 1: that if a celebrity is a part of something, that's
28:46
Speaker 1: just going to make.
28:47
Speaker 2: Them blow up afterwards. Yeah.
28:49
Speaker 1: They're going to like it and keep moving. Just because
28:51
Speaker 1: you did Duke Nittus nails don't mean I want you
28:53
Speaker 1: to do my nails.
28:55
Speaker 3: Amen, sister.
28:57
Speaker 2: Get well soon to that lady.
28:58
Speaker 1: I hope she does get a lot of business and
29:00
Speaker 1: exposure from this, but that was just not. The way
29:03
Speaker 1: to go my baby girl.
29:08
Speaker 2: This earring will not fucking stay on.
29:11
Speaker 3: But what's been going on with y'all?
29:12
Speaker 2: Mary J. Blige earrings. She always had like big ass earrings.
29:15
Speaker 2: Mary J.
29:16
Speaker 1: Blige? Why would you think of her of all fucking people?
29:18
Speaker 3: Because don't she be having big ass earrings?
29:21
Speaker 2: And her earlobes be hanging. Her earlobes be hanging? That
29:25
Speaker 2: don't hurt your ears?
29:26
Speaker 1: These are really, they're lightweight.
29:27
Speaker 2: I feel like they pull my ear. They're hollow. Yeah,
29:29
Speaker 2: they're pretty. They're pretty lightweight. They're cute.
29:33
Speaker 1: I be super excited because I have, I don't watch TV.
29:36
Speaker 2: I really like.
29:37
Speaker 1: Doom scroll more than anything and be watching shit that
29:40
Speaker 1: my son wants to watch so i tapped into a
29:43
Speaker 1: series and i was so mad that was only one
29:45
Speaker 1: episode i binge watch it was.
29:47
Speaker 2: Called furious on hulu so good.
29:51
Speaker 3: Y'all What's the genre? Like, what is it?
29:54
Speaker 1: It's like... Yeah, it's like suspense.
29:56
Speaker 2: It's kind of like criminal.
29:58
Speaker 1: Like.
29:58
Speaker 3: Okay.
29:59
Speaker 2: I don't know the genres of shows. What is it?
30:01
Speaker 2: What's the genre that says?
30:03
Speaker 1: American Psychological Crime Filler. Television season.
30:07
Speaker 2: But it was only one series.
30:08
Speaker 1: It was like 10 episodes and I finished it. But
30:10
Speaker 1: it was a female serial killer. Okay.
30:14
Speaker 2: And I just love it. When is the next one
30:16
Speaker 2: coming out? It just renewed. One season? The next season? Yes.
30:20
Speaker 2: It was literally....
30:22
Speaker 1: It was literally only 10 episodes, but it was so good.
30:24
Speaker 2: I watched it within like two days. Yeah. Absolutely love it.
30:28
Speaker 2: I really like that.
30:28
Speaker 1: What are y'all watching right now that y'all trying to
30:30
Speaker 1: get everybody on?
30:32
Speaker 2: So, The Penguin on HBO Max. That got to do
30:36
Speaker 2: with Batman? Yes. Oh, you know your shit.
30:39
Speaker 3: Oh, you're a boy, mom.
30:40
Speaker 2: Love it.
30:41
Speaker 3: So, The Penguin is on HBO Max.
30:44
Speaker 2: By the way, I need you to log me back
30:46
Speaker 2: into your HBO Max. They kicked me off. Oh, they did?
30:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
30:50
Speaker 2: Because they're doing it. they did or you.
30:51
Speaker 4: Did the way that these um these streaming services have
31:00
Speaker 4: been raising their prices and kicking people out it.
31:07
Speaker 2: Went up i don't i don't pay for disney plus
31:09
Speaker 2: so i don't know Who's Disney Plus are you on?
31:12
Speaker 2: My baby daddy. It's for the kids. It's for the kids.
31:16
Speaker 1: But I told y'all, while on the guy show, I
31:18
Speaker 1: haven't been logged into this Hispanic families.
31:21
Speaker 2: They're Disney, they're HBO, they're Hulu, all of that.
31:25
Speaker 1: But I have Hulu said they're going up now, too.
31:29
Speaker 2: I need to bust a lap.
31:31
Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck?
31:32
Speaker 1: Shit's already expensive as shit. And then y'all want to
31:34
Speaker 1: go to, oh, you can only watch it on two
31:36
Speaker 1: TVs or one TV. Why?
31:37
Speaker 2: What the?
31:37
Speaker 3: We in the same house.
31:39
Speaker 2: It's crazy work. But I never knew how expensive the
31:43
Speaker 2: sports stuff is. Oh, yeah.
31:45
Speaker 1: My boyfriend was trying to watch it at my house,
31:47
Speaker 1: and he couldn't watch the team that he wanted to
31:49
Speaker 1: watch because he only paid for, like, local teams. So
31:54
Speaker 1: he had to pay an additional $ 100 and something dollars
31:56
Speaker 1: to be able to watch his team while he was
31:58
Speaker 1: down here.
31:59
Speaker 2: Can't you watch everything on YouTube TV, though? I don't know.
32:03
Speaker 1: No?
32:03
Speaker 2: You used to be, right? That's crazy. They turning everything
32:08
Speaker 2: into a subscription, y'all.
32:09
Speaker 3: I hate it here.
32:11
Speaker 1: It's crazy work. But to pay $ 140 and only be
32:13
Speaker 1: able to watch one team play makes no sense.
32:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane.
32:16
Speaker 2: Local teams.
32:18
Speaker 1: It's crazy. What you been watching, Trav?
32:19
Speaker 2: Did you get to watch TV? I have not been
32:21
Speaker 2: watching TV here recently. The last show I did watch
32:26
Speaker 2: was the last season of Outer Banks.
32:29
Speaker 3: What is that?
32:29
Speaker 2: Sci-fi? No, it's like a group of kids and they
32:35
Speaker 2: go on treasure hunts and stuff and people be trying
32:38
Speaker 2: to kill them. It seems like something you would watch. Right,
32:41
Speaker 2: it looks like it's something you would watch probably, Mike.
32:43
Speaker 2: Was it terrible? Was it not accurate?
32:49
Speaker 1: Oh.
32:50
Speaker 2: How would you describe it? Yeah, how would you describe
32:54
Speaker 2: it then? More than treasure hunts.
32:59
Speaker 1: I really like it.
33:00
Speaker 2: I mean, like, that's the way. No, it really is.
33:02
Speaker 2: Everything revolves around them searching for this treasure, but it's
33:08
Speaker 2: like it's a whole bunch of other events going on
33:11
Speaker 2: as well. Like, but the gist of it is a
33:14
Speaker 2: group of friends looking for treasure. Like the Goonies? No. Okay.
33:19
Speaker 2: You just got to tap in. It's good. Okay, what
33:21
Speaker 2: did come on Netflix? Okay.
33:23
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Netflix, they not too bad on the price now.
33:27
Speaker 1: They go up all the time, too. Also, another show
33:31
Speaker 1: that I had watched with my son, because I told
33:32
Speaker 1: you I don't watch nothing with him, it's Jurassic Park,
33:35
Speaker 1: but it's a cartoon. And it's like a series.
33:37
Speaker 2: It's so good.
33:38
Speaker 3: I think I've seen that with my son.
33:41
Speaker 2: I like that one.
33:41
Speaker 3: He's definitely seen it.
33:42
Speaker 2: Stranger Things just came out with a cartoon series I
33:44
Speaker 2: needed to have. You ain't watched it?
33:46
Speaker 1: No.
33:46
Speaker 2: Do you like it? Girl, I have not been able
33:48
Speaker 2: to watch stuff recently.
33:50
Speaker 3: You know I got to have one.
33:51
Speaker 2: No, no, I watch. I be needing stuff to watch
33:53
Speaker 2: because I literally be needing background, stuff playing in the
33:57
Speaker 2: background when I work.
33:59
Speaker 1: Okay, so the most trending shows right now is Lanterns,
34:04
Speaker 1: The Gentleman, Monster.
34:06
Speaker 3: Did I say it wrong?
34:07
Speaker 2: Why are you looking like that? The Lizzie Borden story.
34:10
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to say that. Neagle. Neagle? Nogley?
34:14
Speaker 2: I can't even see. Neagle.
34:15
Speaker 4: Neagle.
34:16
Speaker 2: Okay. And Moblin.
34:17
Speaker 1: So Paramount, Prime Video, Netflix, Netflix, and Max.
34:22
Speaker 2: I just realized I'm paying for Paramount and I never knew.
34:26
Speaker 2: I've been paying for that shit for years. I don't
34:28
Speaker 2: even have an account. What do you mean? I was
34:32
Speaker 2: looking at an account and it was telling me what
34:37
Speaker 2: it's taking money out for. And I've been paying for
34:40
Speaker 2: a fair amount. Wait, did you use that app?
34:42
Speaker 1: That shows you when you're paying for all these different accounts.
34:44
Speaker 2: Nah, I was looking at something else. I'm going to say,
34:47
Speaker 2: type in Mike Dillon.
34:48
Speaker 1: We need that. I see so many commercials of that.
34:50
Speaker 2: It'd be like, hey, I'll give you $ 100 right now
34:52
Speaker 2: if you tell.
34:53
Speaker 1: Me all the subscriptions that you have. And they'd be like,
34:54
Speaker 1: I only have two subscriptions.
34:55
Speaker 2: And it'd be like 10 subscriptions. Yeah, I know.
34:57
Speaker 3: I got a lot.
34:59
Speaker 2: I'm still subscribed to Ring, and I ain't had a
35:01
Speaker 2: Ring camera in like two years.
35:03
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What did you say you was paying? I
35:05
Speaker 1: didn't even know you was paying off your credit card.
35:06
Speaker 2: A cable bill? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got too
35:08
Speaker 2: much money.
35:08
Speaker 1: That's the issue.
35:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, cable bills. Let me borrow some.
35:11
Speaker 1: But it's this app, like the commercials be on all
35:14
Speaker 1: the time, but I don't know which one it is,
35:18
Speaker 1: but basically they'll like, they'll show you all of your
35:20
Speaker 1: subscriptions and then like you can cancel them all.
35:23
Speaker 2: From the app. And I'm like, that is perfect.
35:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to look into that.
35:28
Speaker 2: I need to clean some shit out.
35:31
Speaker 1: Even going to your subscriptions on your Apple phone, I'd
35:35
Speaker 1: be like, okay, I canceled everything. It'd still be a
35:37
Speaker 1: reoccurring charge on my card. So what the fuck did
35:39
Speaker 1: I just cancel?
35:40
Speaker 2: That kind of shit irritates the hell out of me.
35:42
Speaker 2: I don't got money for that shit. If I'm not
35:43
Speaker 2: watching it, please.
35:44
Speaker 3: The Shire too. Did y'all finish The Shire?
35:46
Speaker 2: I have only.
35:47
Speaker 1: Watched like five episodes of The Shire.
35:50
Speaker 2: So good.
35:52
Speaker 1: How many seasons is it?
35:55
Speaker 2: Oh, seven, eight.
35:57
Speaker 1: They got behind watching Beauty is Black.
35:59
Speaker 2: Y'all watch that kind of stuff? No. Did y'all watch
36:01
Speaker 2: the new Why Did I Get Married? It was cute.
36:05
Speaker 2: It was cool.
36:06
Speaker 3: Did Tarani do something to her nose?
36:09
Speaker 2: Her nose looks different. I'm sure she did. Absolutely sure
36:13
Speaker 2: she did. Or maybe it was just the makeup different.
36:17
Speaker 1: I just realized all the way through the episode, y'all
36:20
Speaker 1: didn't ask me what I've been doing.
36:21
Speaker 2: What you been doing? Shit.
36:24
Speaker 1: But no I went to the soul circus with my
36:26
Speaker 1: son and it was so much fun did y'all used
36:29
Speaker 1: to go when y'all was young the soul circus was
36:31
Speaker 1: so lit.
36:32
Speaker 2: That's the first place I ever got a nigga number
36:34
Speaker 2: at what yep do you remember that vaguely we went
36:38
Speaker 2: with our day camp bro sorry go ahead no no
36:41
Speaker 2: I want to hear about this how Trump got her
36:44
Speaker 2: first name he lived in like South Bend and I
36:46
Speaker 2: was like 11 South Bend.
36:48
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that when you and he.
36:50
Speaker 2: Gave me he gave me his number and I'm like
36:52
Speaker 2: I didn't know shit about boys at the time, but
36:54
Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
36:55
Speaker 3: I don't pull the number. It was cute.
36:58
Speaker 2: You probably had a big ass. His name was Greg.
37:00
Speaker 3: I still remember his name.
37:01
Speaker 2: Shout out to Greg. Did you ever call him? He
37:02
Speaker 2: was chocolate. Oh, chocolate. Did you call him? Beautiful chocolate boy.
37:07
Speaker 3: No, I didn't ever call him.
37:08
Speaker 2: No. Damn, Greg.
37:10
Speaker 1: If you see this, Greg, or if your girlfriend is
37:12
Speaker 1: watching this, Greg, from South Bend and Metrop back in circa....
37:17
Speaker 2: I didn't have a cell phone we just had the
37:20
Speaker 2: house phone and we lived with our granny at this
37:22
Speaker 2: time i'm like i'm not calling him for my granny
37:24
Speaker 2: phone what she was so straight you said you.
37:27
Speaker 1: Want your day camp did you have on a big
37:28
Speaker 1: ass day camp t-shirt yeah busted why the hell did
37:32
Speaker 1: he want your number still pulling me okay i know
37:35
Speaker 1: that's right but i just randomly thought and this is
37:39
Speaker 1: just barbie logic Everybody I know from South Bend is
37:42
Speaker 1: out of their fucking mind.
37:43
Speaker 2: They be crazy. And most of the times, they be mixed.
37:45
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with their game.
37:46
Speaker 4: Are they?
37:47
Speaker 2: I thought you was going to say that. Have money.
37:49
Speaker 2: Do they? Do them in Fort Wayne.
37:51
Speaker 1: I done bust a few buddies from South Bend, so
37:53
Speaker 1: they got a lot of money.
37:54
Speaker 2: You got to love them.
37:55
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm junkies out there.
37:57
Speaker 1: Driving back from South Bend, nervous as hell.
37:59
Speaker 2: Like, just get back to Indy.
38:00
Speaker 3: Just get back to Indy.
38:02
Speaker 1: What is she on?
38:03
Speaker 2: I'm a changed woman now.
38:05
Speaker 3: I am a changed woman.
38:07
Speaker 1: But, boom, we went to the Soul Circus. It was
38:10
Speaker 1: so much fun.
38:10
Speaker 2: My son had the time of his life. It was
38:12
Speaker 2: hot as hell in there. I don't remember it ever
38:14
Speaker 2: being hot. But when you're a kid, you don't give
38:15
Speaker 2: a fuck about shit.
38:16
Speaker 3: But it was super fun.
38:17
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they brought it back. And then after that,
38:19
Speaker 1: I was lit. I snuck in some liquor. It was me,
38:24
Speaker 1: my friend, and her, my best friend and her boyfriend.
38:27
Speaker 1: I snuck us in some little Barbie pouches. And then
38:30
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, it's Saturday.
38:31
Speaker 2: It's lit.
38:32
Speaker 1: Let's keep the party going. So we went and we barbecued.
38:36
Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds like a cute little day.
38:37
Speaker 1: It was fun. So she's like, you going to make
38:39
Speaker 1: the macaroni?
38:39
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, bitch.
38:40
Speaker 1: Why y'all just, he going to get on the grill,
38:42
Speaker 1: you make the sides.
38:43
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to sit here. I make the drinks.
38:45
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be lazy. But I made the macaroni.
38:46
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to chill, bro.
38:47
Speaker 2: She made the baked beans.
38:49
Speaker 1: She made the double eggs and seasoned up all the meat.
38:53
Speaker 1: What is y'all two go-to sides for barbecue? Or y'all
38:56
Speaker 1: got four sides?
38:58
Speaker 2: Shit, well, when we are barbecuing, we got a platter,
39:02
Speaker 2: a whole fucking platter. There is a ghost in the studio.
39:09
Speaker 2: When I order barbecue, though, I want mac and greens.
39:14
Speaker 2: Greens with barbecue? Mm-hmm. Like, when I order, like, you know, like,
39:18
Speaker 2: you go to barbecue heaven or something.
39:19
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
39:20
Speaker 3: Mac and greens. What about you, Drop?
39:23
Speaker 2: Definitely mac, probably some potato salad or deviled eggs. I
39:28
Speaker 2: just started pasta salad I love me some pasta I
39:31
Speaker 2: just started.
39:32
Speaker 1: Pasta salad and deviled eggs like literally like a year
39:34
Speaker 1: or two ago.
39:35
Speaker 2: Really what was your beef with them before.
39:37
Speaker 1: Now I just didn't like nothing that was like and mayo-y.
39:41
Speaker 2: You like it?
39:42
Speaker 3: You one of them, Barbie.
39:43
Speaker 1: I like mayo, though, but I just think it's stuff
39:45
Speaker 1: like that, like potato salad and all that. I don't
39:47
Speaker 1: really fuck with, I don't fuck with coleslaw.
39:49
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with coleslaw. Y'all are really making up
39:52
Speaker 2: some potato salad or deviled eggs hot sauce.
39:57
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And since y'all got me on the little hot
39:59
Speaker 1: sauce thing, I've been, like, eating hot sauce now. I've
40:01
Speaker 1: been adding it to my eggs and everything.
40:03
Speaker 2: My girl. I be like, yeah, shout out to her, too. Hey,
40:05
Speaker 2: why would you bust that beer in that drink? Because
40:08
Speaker 2: it was so good. Nothing, y'all. Shout out to Ultra.
40:11
Speaker 2: This is... I like it. I like it. My nigga
40:13
Speaker 2: gonna be like, you are disgusting.
40:15
Speaker 3: Why are you drinking?
40:16
Speaker 2: What's a lot? He gonna tell me what's a lot.
40:18
Speaker 2: What's a lot, man? Because he only likes, like, ultra soft... Ultra.
40:24
Speaker 1: Ultra soft, feminine-ass girls.
40:27
Speaker 2: And it's just like, baby... I was surprised when they
40:30
Speaker 2: were impressed by the fact that we drink beer because
40:33
Speaker 2: niggas do be talking shit when you drink beer. They
40:36
Speaker 2: was feeling it. I don't know, but pasta salad too.
40:41
Speaker 1: I like pasta salad now, but it's just, I don't know,
40:43
Speaker 1: something as an adult.
40:44
Speaker 2: I didn't mess with it when I was a kid.
40:45
Speaker 1: Probably because my mom didn't like it. I'm scared of
40:48
Speaker 1: cats because my mom is.
40:48
Speaker 2: Scared of cats. I'm scared of cats. Terrified of cats.
40:53
Speaker 3: I'll bang some pasta salad though.
40:55
Speaker 2: Cats is just.
40:58
Speaker 2: She was running from chase i'm like.
41:01
Speaker 1: Eyes closed like kiki please kiki where your daughter please
41:04
Speaker 1: i'm so scared of cats and everybody's like why though
41:08
Speaker 1: because they are disgusting they're sneaky and they will attack you.
41:13
Speaker 2: No if like they say if cats like you i
41:16
Speaker 2: don't want you to like me you have a good
41:17
Speaker 2: way like you have a good energy.
41:19
Speaker 1: Fuck my energy don't come i was in puerto rico
41:22
Speaker 1: i wanted to stop talking to this dude because it
41:24
Speaker 1: is we.
41:24
Speaker 2: Were in puerto rico and it we were just.
41:26
Speaker 1: Like Looking at each other's eyes and talking and having
41:29
Speaker 1: a good old time.
41:30
Speaker 2: And a straight cat came.
41:31
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, no.
41:32
Speaker 2: I usually do this. Every time I freeze up, I
41:34
Speaker 2: close my eyes. I'm like, it's a cat. It's a cat.
41:35
Speaker 1: He's just laughing. I'm like, make it go away.
41:36
Speaker 2: Make it go away. He was laughing and didn't do anything.
41:39
Speaker 2: I was like, you cannot protect me. I'm done with you. Like,
41:41
Speaker 2: you see how fucking scared I am? Yeah. Why you
41:44
Speaker 2: act like with cats how you act with bees? And
41:46
Speaker 2: it's just like, I don't understand you bitches. It's not
41:49
Speaker 2: that fucking serious. them stray cats do be out the
41:52
Speaker 2: country though they just be.
41:54
Speaker 1: And I wanted to go to Santorini Greece I wanted
41:56
Speaker 1: to go there for my 30th birthday after I seen
41:58
Speaker 1: all of those they got a bunch of stray cats
41:59
Speaker 1: yeah I was like I'm cool I'm sorry I won't
42:01
Speaker 1: do it but would y'all ever date a guy that
42:04
Speaker 1: has like a extremely non-traditional pet like I was watching
42:10
Speaker 1: this thing I told y'all doom.
42:11
Speaker 2: Scroll it was a man he has a pet squirrel
42:14
Speaker 2: It doesn't live in his house. Okay. It don't live
42:17
Speaker 2: in his house? No, but he overly takes care of it.
42:19
Speaker 2: He had it in his house before. It don't really
42:21
Speaker 2: count as a pet if it don't live with him.
42:24
Speaker 1: He feeds it every day. If that squirrel want to
42:26
Speaker 1: come in his house, he can come in his house.
42:27
Speaker 2: A pet squirrel is cool.
42:29
Speaker 4: What?
42:29
Speaker 2: That be biting you. It was biting him. You should
42:33
Speaker 2: be more scared of a squirrel than a cat. I
42:35
Speaker 2: am scared of squirrels. I'm scared of almost everything. Oh, raccoons?
42:38
Speaker 2: Raccoons are scary. People have pet raccoons. They need to
42:41
Speaker 2: cut them nails. If you met this guy, he's absolutely perfect.
42:45
Speaker 1: And then you go get in his bed, you peel
42:47
Speaker 1: the covers back, and it's a raccoon up under the covers.
42:49
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't give a fuck if you
42:50
Speaker 2: got a puppy in your bed, a kitten. Don't put
42:53
Speaker 2: no motherfucking animal in a bed. Yeah, I don't like that.
42:55
Speaker 2: People don't play that shit. They be like, well, you
42:56
Speaker 2: can go. This is his bed. And I will.
42:59
Speaker 3: Peace.
43:00
Speaker 1: Like, non-traditional ass pets.
43:01
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not. I'm not doing no raccoon. No squirrel.
43:05
Speaker 2: I'd do a turtle. Turtles, yes, yes, yes. Snakes. What
43:10
Speaker 2: about an alligator?
43:10
Speaker 1: I've been with a man that had an alligator before.
43:13
Speaker 2: What's his name? No, I'm just kidding. She's stupid. Y'all
43:17
Speaker 2: know who it is. Oh, shit.
43:21
Speaker 1: And he ended up giving it away and he gave
43:23
Speaker 1: it to this white man and he kept it in his,
43:25
Speaker 1: because it was a baby when he had it. He
43:26
Speaker 1: gave it to this white man and it was in
43:28
Speaker 1: his basement and it grew. So I guess, I don't know,
43:31
Speaker 1: the white man got locked up and when they went
43:33
Speaker 1: to raid his house, he had a large.
43:36
Speaker 2: Alligator living in his basement. He turned the basement into
43:39
Speaker 2: like a swamp. Oh, I love that. That's so sweet.
43:41
Speaker 2: I love that.
43:42
Speaker 1: Y'all are fucking weird.
43:43
Speaker 3: I didn't say I love that.
43:44
Speaker 2: Don't turn my motherfucking basement into no motherfucking pond. What
43:47
Speaker 2: are some other non-traditionals? A chicken?
43:48
Speaker 1: People be having goats, pigs.
43:49
Speaker 2: Monkeys. I would love to have some chickens. I want
43:52
Speaker 2: a farm. As a pet? Yes. I mean, they actually
43:57
Speaker 2: serve their purpose. Like, other pets are meaningless. Yeah. Tarantula.
44:01
Speaker 4: Tarantula.
44:02
Speaker 2: As long as it's in the cake.
44:03
Speaker 3: I mean, the thing.
44:04
Speaker 2: I don't know what I call this. Your cat is
44:08
Speaker 2: fucking meaningless.
44:09
Speaker 3: No, her cat is a bitch.
44:11
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
44:11
Speaker 3: No, she's not.
44:13
Speaker 2: I said, look at the little cat. There was a little... What, girl?
44:17
Speaker 2: I thought that was a buffalo. What is that? It's
44:21
Speaker 2: a cow. It's a little furry cow. It's so cute.
44:25
Speaker 2: But I don't want to walk around with cow shit
44:27
Speaker 2: in your yard. Those motherfuckers stink. People be having pet pigs. No,
44:32
Speaker 2: thank you. All kind of shit. Pigs are cute.
44:35
Speaker 1: But for you to have to, you want to go
44:36
Speaker 1: to your nigga house and it's an oinky walking around.
44:40
Speaker 2: No.
44:41
Speaker 3: I don't want to smell a pig.
44:43
Speaker 1: Chat, y'all got to let us know what non-traditional fucking
44:46
Speaker 1: pets that y'all have. Because I know y'all got some
44:47
Speaker 1: weird shit.
44:49
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
44:50
Speaker 3: What made you go to these little cows?
44:56
Speaker 2: It's so cute. Now you want one?
44:58
Speaker 1: Y'all yard is big enough.
44:59
Speaker 2: It's kind of cute. But why? Why does she want one?
45:02
Speaker 2: Y'all gonna milk it?
45:06
Speaker 1: Oh.
45:09
Speaker 2: So a bull is a man. Okay. It's so adorable,
45:12
Speaker 2: but like, why?
45:14
Speaker 1: So y'all gotta have hay and clean up shit and stuff.
45:16
Speaker 2: Who's gonna do that?
45:16
Speaker 1: Her?
45:18
Speaker 2: It'll be outside. You want it in your house? Oh, oh.
45:22
Speaker 2: A monkey would be really nice. Like Bubbles. They throw shit.
45:25
Speaker 2: Like the Michael Jackson's one. And they're crazy. I have
45:28
Speaker 2: read too many stories of monkeys tearing people's faces off.
45:31
Speaker 1: What? Mike, look it up. They will tear your face off.
45:35
Speaker 2: Not the little ones that they be having as pets. Yes,
45:37
Speaker 2: they will. They're strong. What are those?
45:39
Speaker 3: What kind of monkeys are those? Little chimps?
45:42
Speaker 2: Micro i don't know.
45:43
Speaker 1: And i seen one woman had got like scratched by
45:45
Speaker 1: her monkey and got a an infection in her whole skin.
45:48
Speaker 2: That's what i've seen that happen to people with cats
45:51
Speaker 2: that's why i'm terrified of them them little monkeys are
45:54
Speaker 2: cute but they be tearing your house up they're bad
45:58
Speaker 2: chimpanzees is that what they are.
46:01
Speaker 1: Oh what is the little ones that people have it'd
46:02
Speaker 1: be little baby chimps right side note planet of the apes.
46:05
Speaker 2: Is a really good series It's a series? It's a
46:10
Speaker 2: series of movies.
46:10
Speaker 1: I want my son to watch it.
46:12
Speaker 3: It's so good.
46:13
Speaker 2: I don't know. Guardians of the Galaxy is one of
46:17
Speaker 2: my favorite series movies. Harry Potter is my ultimate favorite.
46:21
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure.
46:23
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys' favorite movies? Movie series? Like series?
46:26
Speaker 1: My favorite movie is Pineapple Express. I love white comedies,
46:30
Speaker 1: and I be so upset when I try to share
46:31
Speaker 1: that with people and they don't like it.
46:33
Speaker 2: My first white comedy that I actually laughed on was Superbad.
46:38
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that.
46:39
Speaker 2: I always thought that that shit was so dumb. I
46:41
Speaker 2: love it.
46:42
Speaker 1: He was like, I just feel like Will Ferrell is
46:44
Speaker 1: super forced. So when Will Ferrell came out, when we
46:46
Speaker 1: was at that award show, I was like, like, I
46:49
Speaker 1: love Will Ferrell.
46:50
Speaker 2: Absolutely love him. I was so excited.
46:52
Speaker 1: Like, I wish he would have stayed so I could
46:54
Speaker 1: have got a picture with Will Ferrell or I would
46:57
Speaker 1: have felt friendlier.
47:02
Speaker 2: Okay, movies. long because we have been how long we've
47:05
Speaker 2: been recording mike we've been yapping y'all 15 minutes okay
47:10
Speaker 2: okay well we got a little more shit to talk.
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Speaker 1: Hey let's get it we was talking about no cap
47:17
Speaker 1: and his single post i've seen this this meme it
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Speaker 1: said i'm cutting off i'm cutting off the best dick
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Speaker 1: i've ever had in my life this shit feel like
47:25
Speaker 1: i'm quitting heroin.
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Speaker 2: Have y'all basically been so addicted Have y'all? Yes. I
47:32
Speaker 2: have not.
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Speaker 1: That's because you like little winkers.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
47:37
Speaker 1: If you have something that touches your esophagus, you're going
47:41
Speaker 1: to be like, baby, where'd Trot go? Sorry, I was stretching.
47:46
Speaker 2: I was fucking playing.
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Speaker 1: Come here daddy I thought you was in love like.
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Speaker 2: No I was just trying to stray and I still
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Speaker 2: can't stray but it's like that is heroin no look
47:58
Speaker 2: now I'm looking at this I'm like oh long Cindy
48:02
Speaker 2: this is bringing back memories length or girth length or
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Speaker 2: girth child both of them both of them you can
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Speaker 2: only pick one which one you gotta pick girth but
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Speaker 2: then just imagine I don't know if I can.
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Speaker 1: It's a little mushroom.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:25
Speaker 2: I mean, it still could be like, you know, an
48:27
Speaker 2: average length.
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Speaker 1: I don't want no short ass.
48:31
Speaker 2: I don't want no short ass stubby.
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Speaker 1: Long pencil.
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Speaker 2: Dicks be fun. They be fun.
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Speaker 1: What you start up here and go all the way.
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Speaker 2: Down you gotta stuff it in there i don't even
48:48
Speaker 2: remember what i was asking y'all what.
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Speaker 1: I don't know let's go along speaking of somebody that's
48:54
Speaker 1: took a lot of digs can you drop our next
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Speaker 1: real please i i know on on the podcast we
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Speaker 1: supposed to be.
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Speaker 2: Go yay or nay digmatized or not like Can you
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Speaker 2: relate to the meme? Oh, sorry.
49:07
Speaker 1: Ms.
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Speaker 2: ADHD herself.
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Speaker 1: Because why would I be a host of anybody's show
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Speaker 1: and I can't stay on track?
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Speaker 3: Your guess is it's not.
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Speaker 1: Get her the fuck out the middle.
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Speaker 2: Fuck you, Shryde.
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Speaker 5: Know shout out to the guys for believing in me
49:22
Speaker 5: but no digmatize i mean i don't want to know
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Speaker 5: people that are in love after the first interaction so
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Speaker 5: i'm in.
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Speaker 2: Love we know no i'm just kidding Fuck you, tribe.
49:37
Speaker 2: Fuck you. Keep what you got to say. I got
49:40
Speaker 2: to say, once I fuck you, we go together. We
49:42
Speaker 2: go together. Granted.
49:43
Speaker 1: So I'm already going to be digmatized. Don't let it
49:45
Speaker 1: be good. Don't let the length, the girth. Don't let
49:47
Speaker 1: you talk to me. Don't let you.
49:50
Speaker 2: I long to get my booty.
49:53
Speaker 3: Eat my booty is crazy.
49:55
Speaker 1: But no. Yeah, I've been digmatized before. Person was a
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Speaker 1: piece of shit ass person.
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Speaker 3: But the dick was amazing.
50:03
Speaker 2: Same. And I was just like, I love you. And
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Speaker 2: I just hope that you receive nothing but happiness in
50:07
Speaker 2: your life. Sometimes you don't care. It's so hard having
50:09
Speaker 2: to wean yourself off of a good dick on a
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Speaker 2: bad person. That's very hard. It's hard. You be like, hmm.
50:17
Speaker 1: When he told me that I was the worst person
50:20
Speaker 1: in the world and I'll never amount to shit.
50:22
Speaker 2: He didn't mean it. And he owes my mom falling
50:24
Speaker 2: down the flight of steps. He didn't mean that. He
50:27
Speaker 2: didn't mean that. You don't mean that shit, Joey.
50:29
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joey.
50:30
Speaker 2: Y'all don't know him like I know him. Y'all don't
50:32
Speaker 2: know him. Fuck my family.
50:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck him, baby.
50:34
Speaker 2: It's me and him to the world, blow. Y'all not
50:36
Speaker 2: going to fuck me like he is. We locked in.
50:38
Speaker 2: They could bust a lap, boo.
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
50:40
Speaker 1: And then when you have to go without that, though, like,
50:43
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
50:43
Speaker 2: I don't know.
50:44
Speaker 1: Once I turned 30, when I started ovulating, I really
50:48
Speaker 1: feel like a dog in heat.
50:52
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Go ahead.
50:52
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no.
50:53
Speaker 2: I've been ovulating, but once... 30 plus ovulation. No, that
50:58
Speaker 2: shit hit me at 30. The cycles hit different too.
51:01
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what the fuck is this?
51:03
Speaker 3: It ain't nothing to play with.
51:04
Speaker 1: But that ovulation, when I say that I could fuck
51:07
Speaker 1: a hairy cow.
51:08
Speaker 2: What? Baby, I need penetration. I need sweat. I need pressure.
51:17
Speaker 2: And I need it now.
51:18
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad.
51:20
Speaker 2: I don't know what. They don't warn you about this.
51:23
Speaker 1: You need to tell me that when I turn 30
51:24
Speaker 1: that I'm going to become a horny maniac.
51:27
Speaker 2: For me, I get.
51:28
Speaker 3: Like really emotional.
51:30
Speaker 2: It wasn't like that at first when I was younger.
51:32
Speaker 2: Now it's like I will cry at the drop of
51:36
Speaker 2: a dime. Like sad? Yes. I'll cry over some stupid
51:39
Speaker 2: ass shit.
51:40
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm about to come on my period tomorrow.
51:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
51:42
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the same way too.
51:44
Speaker 2: I'm the same way too.
51:44
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about like during ovulation. I'd
51:47
Speaker 1: be happy during ovulation. I'd just be like manic like.
51:50
Speaker 1: And dig me down, dig me down, dig me down,
51:53
Speaker 1: dig me down.
51:55
Speaker 3: Okay, this hoe right here.
51:56
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of fucking whores. I don't like her, and
52:00
Speaker 1: I don't care. You know, we're on a podcast, so
52:01
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to be biased, and we're not supposed
52:03
Speaker 1: to talk about people, but she is the scum of
52:05
Speaker 1: the fucking house.
52:05
Speaker 2: For you, I can make an exception.
52:08
Speaker 3: This was.
52:09
Speaker 2: She's filthy. Loser. exactly what she wanted this bitch yeah
52:30
Speaker 2: he ate so bad he feel like i feel right
52:33
Speaker 2: now how bitch he ate her up I love this
52:41
Speaker 2: song she was popping her shit bro and the timing
52:44
Speaker 2: on this like why would you even troll this bitch
52:48
Speaker 2: when this song is on bro my thing is how
52:52
Speaker 2: can you ever take pride in saying something like that
52:55
Speaker 2: I don't fuck all.
52:56
Speaker 1: Her niggas what there's females out here that are like
52:58
Speaker 1: that and what do you want babe what do you
53:02
Speaker 1: what recognition do you want from that she wants something
53:05
Speaker 1: cause she want a cookie And an insomnia cookie ain't
53:09
Speaker 1: going to do shit for you, cuz.
53:11
Speaker 2: Cuz what? I think that that's loser bitch energy. Absolutely.
53:15
Speaker 2: That's flunky shit. Like being loose.
53:17
Speaker 1: And I told y'all, I'm a get back ass bitch.
53:19
Speaker 1: So if she was getting get back, I could understand that.
53:22
Speaker 1: But her whole lifestyle is just literally about fucking men
53:26
Speaker 1: and exposing them. And I think that that is the
53:28
Speaker 1: dumbest thing that these men are doing is to continue
53:30
Speaker 1: to fuck her.
53:31
Speaker 2: There's so much vagina out here that.
53:32
Speaker 1: You don't have to fuck this bitch. bottom of the barrel,
53:36
Speaker 1: scum of the fucking earth.
53:37
Speaker 2: Like, literally, you do have to judge a nigga damn
53:41
Speaker 2: near by the bitches that he'll fuck.
53:45
Speaker 3: And that's just.
53:46
Speaker 2: Bottom of the barrel loser shit to brag on. You're
53:49
Speaker 2: bragging on getting cracked by a nigga. I would never
53:51
Speaker 2: brag on that. Ever. Because what? What is that? But
53:55
Speaker 2: her claim to fame is getting fucked. That's her whole niche.
53:59
Speaker 1: Bobby ate her up, though, baby.
54:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
54:01
Speaker 1: He felt that.
54:02
Speaker 2: Cardi B, his cousin, huh?
54:05
Speaker 1: My girl fucked up i i don't know i just
54:09
Speaker 1: think that's a loser activity and i it's been many
54:11
Speaker 1: instances though like i've been in a situation to be
54:13
Speaker 1: like i'm gonna get my get back i'm gonna fuck
54:15
Speaker 1: her nigga but i just feel like that's different than
54:19
Speaker 1: just being because what did cardi b do to her
54:21
Speaker 1: yeah you're you're just being a a hater like you're
54:24
Speaker 1: just literally being hater and even when i'm saying that
54:26
Speaker 1: i'm gonna get my get back on that nigga or
54:28
Speaker 1: on the bitch and fuck her nigga.
54:30
Speaker 2: That's different than, like, publicly trying to be funny. Like,
54:34
Speaker 2: I don't fuck dogs. Bitch, how you mad at me?
54:35
Speaker 2: Because you fuck my nigga.
54:36
Speaker 1: But I'm going to make sure that I'm getting way,
54:39
Speaker 1: way more out of the situation than to say that
54:41
Speaker 1: I got some cum.
54:42
Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
54:43
Speaker 1: I'm going to make your nigga fall in love. I'm
54:45
Speaker 1: going to make your nigga cash out.
54:46
Speaker 2: No, because literally, she said that he, she, he owe
54:49
Speaker 2: her money.
54:49
Speaker 3: Ooh.
54:51
Speaker 2: I've said. She gave him, like, some, some, like, 10
54:55
Speaker 2: G's or something like that.
54:57
Speaker 1: You fucking a man giving him money?
54:59
Speaker 2: Like, Bitch, you're fucking up the game at this point. Bitch, why?
55:03
Speaker 1: Beat it.
55:04
Speaker 3: Bust a lap, weirdo.
55:05
Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's a fucking loser.
55:10
Speaker 1: Shout out to Bobby because I think that the most
55:13
Speaker 1: important thing is when people take up for you in
55:15
Speaker 1: rooms that you are not in because that was some fucking... No, no,
55:18
Speaker 1: she definitely deserved that read.
55:20
Speaker 2: And she sat there and looked at fucking stupid and stinky.
55:22
Speaker 2: Stupid as fuck.
55:24
Speaker 3: And stanky.
55:24
Speaker 2: That's what she did. She looked like she fucking stinks. Pew.
55:28
Speaker 2: Fucking pew. All right, y'all. Let's get up out of here.
55:32
Speaker 2: Trop phone jumper. Who was that? Girl, contractor. No, I
55:36
Speaker 2: got a lot going on. Big ball shit.
55:37
Speaker 1: I did not come at your size, baby. All right,
55:40
Speaker 1: so we are out of here. Make sure when y'all
55:43
Speaker 1: watch the NFL this coming week, y'all drink some Ultra.
55:47
Speaker 2: And I'm going to drop the recipe because this was
55:49
Speaker 2: so good. It was. I was going to say Kiki White. No,
55:52
Speaker 2: I keep pouring more and more beer. I'm a beer girl. Yeah,
55:58
Speaker 2: welcome to the team.
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Speaker 1: All right, Chad, we love y'all and we see y'all
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Speaker 1: next week. Bye.