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Barra's Bits: I Set My Alarm for 3am but I don't think the Socceroos did · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates, can you just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags? Added a lot of color hum time he
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  Speaker 1: went to boss level for Barre's bits. Have some of
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  Speaker 1: this bang goals. Hello, guys, Yeah, great to be here
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  Speaker 1: and looking a bit dark out there, so if you're driving,
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  Speaker 1: just be a bit careful. Looks like bad weather coming,
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  Speaker 1: which is interesting because there's some big games on the
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  Speaker 1: weekend and it's really going to hit them, so who
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  Speaker 1: knows what happens. But off the top a sport that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to worry about the weather, Netball. We've got
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  Speaker 1: to pay our respects to the West Coast Fever, just
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  Speaker 1: one win away from their fifth Grand Final. They beat
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  Speaker 1: the Mavericks yesterday at ra Ac Arena. It was unbelievable,
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  Speaker 1: so done. I think it was twelve three hundred people
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  Speaker 1: were there. The Green Army, Oh sensational. The Fever there
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  Speaker 1: a bit like my Sonny. He leaves everything very very late,
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  Speaker 1: but he's still gets an a somehow at Union. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? They left it very late works
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  Speaker 1: for some were you like that? No swatting? Alice t
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  Speaker 1: Neil amazing, amazing And Sunday's younger sister Ruth Ruth orang
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  Speaker 1: a yang are Yang. She was fantastic. She's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a rising star or is it star Feva. Now
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  Speaker 1: head to Melbourne for a prelim. It's payback time against
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  Speaker 1: the Vixen's. They knocked us out of the Grand Final
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  Speaker 1: last year. We should have won the GF. They pinched
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  Speaker 1: it off us, so it's a revenge tours. Officially on
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  Speaker 1: the victor faces Adelaide in the season's decider. Now you
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  Speaker 1: mentioned a great man the World Cup soccer US. I
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  Speaker 1: actually got up and three am. Actually I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: leave the couch, ackual. I stayed on the couch. Did
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  Speaker 1: you him go to bed? I just stayed there and
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  Speaker 1: set my But we could hear you from our place.
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  Speaker 1: It's none of that.
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  Speaker 2: There was no opportunity for that.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't score a goal, unfortunately, that was the That
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  Speaker 1: was the USA. But we got mad in Seattle. It
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  Speaker 1: was incredible. So we've gone from chocolates to boll lollies
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more completely, not completely, but in that
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  Speaker 1: game we did. The coach all his selections were brilliant
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  Speaker 1: against Turkey and then they all backfired against the USA.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, they I set my alarm for three am.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think the soccers did you know. It
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  Speaker 1: was almost it was almost like they're operating on perth time.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they started. So now you're right, we must
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  Speaker 1: win or draw with Paraguay. Now the time is actually
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  Speaker 1: very civilized. It's ten am Friday, ten am Friday, the game.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that's what I've been told. If that's wrong, please.
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  Speaker 2: Ring in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, San Francisco Bay Area Stadium, Santa Clara, Clara, Clara, Clara, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so very civilized time. We just need to either win
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  Speaker 1: or draw with Paraguay. Let's do it, boy, because I
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  Speaker 1: think we're twenty fifth in the world and I think
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  Speaker 1: Paraguay's done around fiftieth or something.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, so.
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  Speaker 1: We get through to the knockout rounds, which is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do something here though, this to cheer
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  Speaker 1: people up. This was the best moment of the year
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  Speaker 1: in the AFL. They're saying, so far, okay. Carlton cult
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  Speaker 1: hero Matt Kottrel his surprise you ready for this? His
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  Speaker 1: surprise harmonica performance in the team song. After the Blues
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  Speaker 1: win over the Giants, he led the victorious theme song
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  Speaker 1: with a harmonica and he nailed it. He started off
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  Speaker 1: with Billy Joel's classic Piano Man before transitioning into the
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  Speaker 1: iconic on his monica. This is what it sounded like.
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  Speaker 1: Ready for it? Well, I mean they have reason to celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: What a turnaround five straight that they let go Michael Voss.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably going, what the hell did I do? It's
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  Speaker 1: the simple things. Least isn't that you're shaking head going
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  Speaker 1: football is fed in and the things they get off on.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought it was pretty good, and you know
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  Speaker 1: it'll start a trend. You watch, Harley Reed will bring
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  Speaker 1: out his ukulele, parent can play. He can also guess what.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Voss can play the kazooh that you know the
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  Speaker 1: Benny Hill theme how he wants to that's the one you
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  Speaker 1: play when you lose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we are the for our doncers will sound good
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  Speaker 2: on the kazoo.
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  Speaker 1: So I reckon I started trend Max Gorn double base
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  Speaker 1: maybe from because Melbourne. You know the Melbourne Blakes, they're
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool. You know there'll be a violin, coolcats, you're
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  Speaker 1: pretty skivvy on and get out the double bass. Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Cripps is bringing his tuba.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, surely someone at Saint Kilda
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  Speaker 2: could play the trumpet for that, but it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 2: because we're never going to hear it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Nick Dakos piano Accordion's coming out to Murphy Reid Records.
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  Speaker 1: He's got bongos mat. I just can't wait to see
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  Speaker 1: what they come up with. Yes, well, we're still reveling
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  Speaker 1: in the amazing Doctors. I know that was back on Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: but thirteen straight wins and this Sunday, I know you
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  Speaker 1: said it might rain, but this Sunday at Optors, it's
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  Speaker 1: payback time for the swing and a cop that the
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  Speaker 1: sons are over here. Remember last year they knocked us
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  Speaker 1: out of the finals. Us want he's on the bandwagon.
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  Speaker 1: Just the West austral got to get behind the West
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  Speaker 1: Australian teams and they not at one point lost. You
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  Speaker 1: remember how he ad that was and how embarrassing. It's
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  Speaker 1: payback time. I can ten goals even if it's raining,
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  Speaker 1: ten goals against the Suns. They're back a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of prepared this year. How's this amazing stat for the Dockers.
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  Speaker 1: They just keep making history, only the second club ever
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  Speaker 1: to beat all ten Victorian teams in the home and
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  Speaker 1: away season. Sydney did it in twenty two thousand and
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  Speaker 1: four but took him twenty two rounds. Three has beaten
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  Speaker 1: every Victorian team in the first fourteen games. So they
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  Speaker 1: are flying and we love beating the Vicks. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Victorians listening, but we do love to beating
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  Speaker 1: the vix because there's nothing wrong with rivalry, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: AFL is seriously considering have a listener this playing home
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  Speaker 1: and away miles away, kilometers away matches in India. They
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  Speaker 1: put a kite up to test our reaction. They say
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  Speaker 1: the Indians are obsessed with cricket, but they don't have
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  Speaker 1: any other sport in the offseason, and there's plenty of
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  Speaker 1: big grounds cricket grounds to play out, which a lot
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  Speaker 1: of countries don't have, have the rectangular stadiums, unlike China.
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  Speaker 1: You know when we went to China that went well.
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  Speaker 1: So it's justculous. Let that go that what's going on
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  Speaker 1: over there turn the lights off? Amazing really, and so
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  Speaker 1: they want to conquer India at one point five billion people,
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  Speaker 1: actually they want.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be going, don't the Eagles and the Dockers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's closer from here as well, yes, I marvel,
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  Speaker 1: it won't be calling. But the AFL they're amazing. They
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  Speaker 1: want to conquer India. They can't even conquer Western Sydney
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  Speaker 1: exactly exactly. I mean they can get Tazzy, but they
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  Speaker 1: haven't even gone to Tazzy yet. And I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: to see Deli Belly listed on the injury I can't
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  Speaker 1: play today, coach, and I can you imagine all those
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  Speaker 1: enough enough commentators actually should have said enough enough, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to mention Dwayne Russell. He's actually a good commentator,
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  Speaker 1: but he loves a pun. He can't he can't. He's
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  Speaker 1: like Committee was, you can't avoid pun. So it'll be
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  Speaker 1: Zach Butter's chicken gets the ball, you know, like Bailey
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  Speaker 1: Dale in the Bulldogs. That's that's what BT do. Jogan
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  Speaker 1: Rug and Josh Tracy for the ball, Marcus BoNT and
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  Speaker 1: Deli you know, I can just man Toby nan Curves.
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  Speaker 1: They should be sending you, mate. Chai Bolton from fro anyway,
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  Speaker 1: he worked all weekend on that. I didn't just came
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  Speaker 1: to me. Serena Williams is back at Wimbledon again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's been at Queen's playing doubles, but she's playing singles.
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  Speaker 1: She is back at forty four in the singles draw.
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  Speaker 2: Her and Venus playing in the doubles together.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know that. I don't think so okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: unless you've heard something.
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  Speaker 2: I heard something.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're right. I actually don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But the singles is massive wild card entry. Imagine if
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  Speaker 1: she goes all the way. US Open just finished the golf.
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  Speaker 1: A guy by the name of Wyndham Clark won, won
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  Speaker 1: by a stroke. It's his second US Open title. He
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  Speaker 1: performed beautifully, no tantrums because he had this checkered past,
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  Speaker 1: so there were people in the crowd yelling out, don't
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  Speaker 1: choke Windham. And when he was putting, get in the water,
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  Speaker 1: get in the water, get in the bunker, get in
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  Speaker 1: the buckelease you know, like you and I were doing
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  Speaker 1: the rustle when he played with him. But I didn't,
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  Speaker 1: did I because he's trying to tantrum before And no,
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  Speaker 1: not you. You're very well behaved. I don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: And a big shout out to the p LC rowing team. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: head of the River, eleventh consecutive year, their first eight.
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  Speaker 1: Creuse now won thirteen times over the years. The dockers
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  Speaker 1: of the rowing world. Yeah, or maybe who dominates for
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  Speaker 1: a long long time in sport. I can't think of
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  Speaker 1: anyone off the top of my head. I'm glad I
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  Speaker 1: went there, though I've got a nothing club. We fixed
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  Speaker 1: them up, so you all right, thanks, I'll check on
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  Speaker 1: the Venus thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: I just do a little Google and apparently they are.
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  Speaker 1: In the doubles that matter, what how good would that be?
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  Speaker 1: The Venus Sisters, the Venus Williams, Williams.
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  Speaker 2: Sisters, the Williams Sisters and
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  Speaker 1: Serena in the singles Things have Happened