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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Getting getting suck, get shot.
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  Speaker 2: And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
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  Speaker 2: a politically correct world. Woody, Greg, Venice, Gina, Grammy and
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  Speaker 2: look who's here everybody? It's the machine.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's up? That no doubt tickets or that's
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  Speaker 3: a big score. That's a good in my household. That's
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  Speaker 3: a big score right now. Ye, I wouldn't be shocked
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  Speaker 3: at my wife calls it.
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  Speaker 2: You guys don't know somebody for that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean a lot less.
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  Speaker 4: You've been to this spear multiple times, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I made David Copperfield leave. I cried so aggressively.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: YouTube is the best one and I'm a dead fan.
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  Speaker 3: You two is the best one that they had. That
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  Speaker 3: was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you guys piss off David Copperfield? I did at
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  Speaker 2: the show? Yeah, because uh the balloon trick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he picked me out of the crowd and he
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  Speaker 4: was like showing me this balloon that was inside of
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  Speaker 4: a balloon. He was supposed to make the middle part
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  Speaker 4: like explode and he like he didn't give any instruction.
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  Speaker 5: Super vague to he kind of it looked like he
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  Speaker 5: wanted you to taste just like.
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  Speaker 4: Look at it, right, Yeah, And so like, okay, and
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  Speaker 4: just see if it's like a real balloon or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So like I touched it and then I let go,
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  Speaker 2: and then.
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  Speaker 4: It's like he started to fall and he's like fumbling
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  Speaker 4: all in the place, and he can tell he was made.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to make me disappear? Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Well the machine Bert Chiser.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So Bert has the Two Bears five K at
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  Speaker 2: the Rose Bowl with Toms Girl. This is the third
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  Speaker 2: annual Two Bears five K and it's happening at Rose
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  Speaker 2: Bowl Stadium next Saturday, May ninth. For tickets, you can
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  Speaker 2: go to Two Bears five k dot com. He's got
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  Speaker 2: that going on. There's the Cruise, which is coming up
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  Speaker 2: later on this year. He's traveling the country on a
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  Speaker 2: pretty sweet looking bush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I keep the all one burned down. I keep seeing
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  Speaker 2: the new bus. But he's always busy. He's got free Burt,
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  Speaker 2: which is a great show. Congratulations on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Started shooting season two in June. June.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I I uh, we've we've talked
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  Speaker 2: a little bit about it off the air, but it
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it is it's about Bert, but
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  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of about all of us in
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  Speaker 2: a weird way, like because I completely my wife and
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  Speaker 2: I as we were watching the episodes, we just kept
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  Speaker 2: making eye contact with each other. Because your youngest daughter
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  Speaker 2: in the show, while you said your youngest daughter in life,
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  Speaker 2: but like also that that character and the way it's
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  Speaker 2: portrayed in the show, that is our daughter and Gina's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it is so like the whole thing is
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  Speaker 2: completely relatable.
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  Speaker 3: I wish, I wish my daughter. It's like my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: My daughters have gotten very like territorial over over sharing
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  Speaker 3: their lives now because they're like they're nervous and I'll
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  Speaker 3: say stuff and I'll put it in the show, and
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  Speaker 3: I mean and and like they'll literally say, I want
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  Speaker 3: to tell you about my new boyfriend. This can't go
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  Speaker 3: on stage, and I'll be like, not put that is.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's tough when you have a job
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  Speaker 3: like this one. It's tough when you have a job
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  Speaker 3: like this one, because that's what people are there for.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you could turn it around on them and
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  Speaker 5: be like, do you like this house?
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  Speaker 2: Do you like what we do? Then you're part of
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I have one daughter who I think has
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  Speaker 3: walked away from any sort of money whatsoever. She pays
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  Speaker 3: her own way, and I think she does it just
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  Speaker 3: to throw it in my face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then the other one, I was like, hey, I
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  Speaker 3: gotta get it. I gotta bring my cat to school.
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  Speaker 3: Is it crazy to get a private jet? Dad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta ask it.
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  Speaker 3: We were, we were, we were, we were looking at
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  Speaker 3: apartments in her college town. And you know, Leanne is
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  Speaker 3: very Leanne grew up poor, like very poor. I did not,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't grow up but I didn't grow up poor.
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  Speaker 3: But uh so, like I like nicer stuff. And we're
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  Speaker 3: looking at the apartments and I was like, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he don't look good at all. I was like, again,
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  Speaker 3: she goes, what would it look like if we bought
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  Speaker 3: a house? Look like, I just don't need to waste
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  Speaker 3: your money spending rent, you know. And that's like what
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  Speaker 3: could we get? And she goes, well, if you're gonna buy,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to, you know, just throw money at
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  Speaker 3: anything you want to get something you really like. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the kid is smart, she is she has
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  Speaker 3: always had the ability to have my number. That that kid.
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  Speaker 3: I miss her so much. I missed Georgia. Georgia is
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  Speaker 3: more like Georgia is more like my Jiminy cricket, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like she was. Georgia was just so smart and always
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  Speaker 3: knew the joke, and Ila was just so bizarre. I
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  Speaker 3: remember the first day of school after going back to
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  Speaker 3: COVID and she was I had not gone to the
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  Speaker 3: school yet. She was terrified, and I said, uh, I said,
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  Speaker 3: there's got to be a girl more afraid than you,
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  Speaker 3: and she said really, And I said, yeah, like there's
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  Speaker 3: gotta be like an amputee or someone who just does it, like,
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  Speaker 3: is more nervous than you. And she was like amputee.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, not might say and go look
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  Speaker 3: for the girl in the amputee, but like, there's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a girl more nervous than you that's got like
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  Speaker 3: a rescue dog or you know, like there's something. Find
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  Speaker 3: that girl, befriend her. And then she did. She's the
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  Speaker 3: girl in the wheelchair. And then the funniest thing happened.
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  Speaker 3: They did ever tell you about the school shooting. Not
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  Speaker 3: school shooting, but.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's the funniest thing that happened, the school shooting.
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  Speaker 3: Bird they shut down the school. They shut down the
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  Speaker 3: school because they thought they had a school shooter was
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  Speaker 3: a dude the drug on campus and so they locked
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  Speaker 3: it down. That's wanted to go pick up Isla And
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  Speaker 3: she gets out of the out of class and she
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  Speaker 3: gets in the car and I go, how was it?
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  Speaker 3: I you know, it's everyone's school shooting is like the
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  Speaker 3: terrible thing. And she goes, Oh, wasn't that bad? And
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  Speaker 3: I went for real, she goes, yeah, you thought there
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  Speaker 3: was a school shooter. She goes, but there wasn't. And
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  Speaker 3: she I go wow. She goes, I tell you the
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  Speaker 3: crazy thing, dad, And I said, what's that? She goes, No,
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  Speaker 3: one moved the girl in a wheelchair, so they panicked
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  Speaker 3: and everyone got to you and they left her in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of the room and then and then and
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  Speaker 3: then they were like, everyone's clear, and everyone went back
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  Speaker 3: to their chairs and she was still there looking at everyone,
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  Speaker 3: like I thought that was the funniest. That's what you like?
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  Speaker 2: What do they say, like, if you want to see
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  Speaker 2: where you really stand with people, lose a job, have
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  Speaker 2: a health issue, because everybody loves you when you have
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  Speaker 2: that job, or they can when you can make money
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  Speaker 2: for people, for sure. Yeah, yeah, that girl's like.
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  Speaker 3: That kid had material for me every day every day
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  Speaker 3: I saw her, there was material.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the what's the rule? We have rules on
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  Speaker 2: this show. We got rules in our house, you know,
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  Speaker 2: for what can or can't go? Like, so, what what
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  Speaker 2: are the what are the rules I have right now?
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  Speaker 3: I have the best I have the absolute best bit
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  Speaker 3: that I'm loving, and I have a rule that I
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  Speaker 3: can't do it on stage. It's so good. You know
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  Speaker 3: how couples, I'm gonna do it here, but it's it's
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  Speaker 3: but it's you got understand. I can't do it on stage.
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  Speaker 3: So I haven't worked on this bit, but this.
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  Speaker 2: Is wait, so why can't you do it on stage?
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  Speaker 3: But you can do it here? Because if I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: it on stage, it'll go on a special If I
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  Speaker 3: do it here, Lean's List, it comes, radio comes, and
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  Speaker 3: have a one night stand. I don't even.
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  Speaker 2: For the interests I want to hear the story is.
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  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right, yeah, totally smart.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know how like do you know how couples
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  Speaker 3: when they've been married for a while, like Lane and
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  Speaker 3: I have, sometimes they swing to uh to like bring
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  Speaker 3: the spice back in the relationship, and then it messes
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  Speaker 3: a relationship up and they didn't see that coming. We
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  Speaker 3: did something ten times worse. We took i Q test
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  Speaker 3: together and the wrong person smarter.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I looked at her. I want to talk about this,
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  Speaker 3: so baut on stage. I looked at her and I
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  Speaker 3: was like one twenty eight. She goes, what's that? And
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  Speaker 3: I said, it's my IQ. What did you get? She goes,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you, And I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: what did you guys? She goes, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: tell you. I go, please say it's got three numbers
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  Speaker 3: in it. She goes, I can come on, sling blade,
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  Speaker 3: tell me I won't make one of you. She goes,
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  Speaker 3: I got one O four.
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  Speaker 2: I go one O four, one o four.
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  Speaker 3: Our dog has eighty seven?
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  Speaker 2: Like one oh four?
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  Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind? I go I had
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  Speaker 3: to go home and tape up the cutlery.
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  Speaker 2: One oh four.
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  Speaker 3: This I've never written. This is a bit. This is
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  Speaker 3: all I felt bad marrying her, like I'm electing a
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  Speaker 3: special needs goal. I gave her a balloon and a
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  Speaker 3: lollipop and took her top off one O four. What
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  Speaker 3: I cannot here's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the cutoff? Before you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, bring it up? You ready when you say
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  Speaker 3: what you say, BMI special When they say, okay, so
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  Speaker 3: what's considered genius level?
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  Speaker 2: What's considered like this.
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  Speaker 3: Is what you're doing? Return and you say, hey, Sirie,
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  Speaker 3: what does one of four look like? And it says
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  Speaker 3: one of four is capable of independent living? Google, look
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  Speaker 3: like one hundred? Like you now, so like, so one
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  Speaker 3: hundred is the norm? Okay, one hundred is the norm?
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  Speaker 3: Now wait, one the norm. That's the that's that's the average,
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  Speaker 3: that's the American average, which is Yeah, it's cool to
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  Speaker 3: know that I married a base hit that I married.
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  Speaker 3: I married something that dribbled in between first and second.
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  Speaker 2: My god, because it made me giggle.
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  Speaker 3: I can'tnot see one of four. I came home the
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  Speaker 3: other day and she's standing in the middle of the living room,
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  Speaker 3: fully dressed, giggling to herself. What's up one of four? Huh?
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  Speaker 3: You want me to poison towards a window? What is
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  Speaker 3: going on in that brainier? So no, wonders, I go,
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  Speaker 3: what do you want for? He goes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I go, let me explain dinner to you. Takes the
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  Speaker 3: meal after lunch like genius or like.
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  Speaker 2: You're what one twenty eight which is intelligence and superior
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  Speaker 2: I would take. So it is well, yeah, yeah, what's
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  Speaker 2: involved in me? I don't think I've ever taken an IQ.
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  Speaker 2: What do you guys have to take an IQ? Tell
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  Speaker 2: but hold on, no, no, no, no, So what are the
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  Speaker 2: questions or what's the what are the exercises?
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  Speaker 3: It's it's a lot of pattern recognition. Okay, so it's
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  Speaker 3: we what I got was online for a dollar. So
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  Speaker 3: the wife is the same one? Yeah, well she didn't
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  Speaker 3: often is equal. One of four didn't understand the test.
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  Speaker 3: She was taking it first, so for the first eight
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  Speaker 3: questions she was lost. She goes, what is this? I
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: don't even know what it is? And then by the
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  Speaker 3: time she got it, she goes, well, I'm done. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't understand the beginning for first part. And then I
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: was like, I didn't understand the beginning first part, but
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  Speaker 3: then you have like twenty seconds to take it or
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  Speaker 3: twenty minutes to take it. So I went back and
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  Speaker 3: I went through and I did the test again. That's
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  Speaker 3: what one twenty eight does in like, yeah, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: one twenty eight doesn't see a yellow light and go
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  Speaker 3: plunge it. Baby four she's I cannot stop. And by
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  Speaker 3: the way, right now you're in the car. If you're
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: listening to this, you're like, I want to do this
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  Speaker 3: with my husband, do not? It is it? It really
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  Speaker 3: did mess things up for because I couldn't stop making
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  Speaker 3: fun of her. Yeah, and it bothered her, it really,
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  Speaker 3: And that's why I won't be able to tell them
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  Speaker 3: I'm what I will do because I will. I will
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  Speaker 3: put this in my pocket and hope that times goes
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  Speaker 3: by that I can put this on a special because
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  Speaker 3: it I can't stop calling her one of four and
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  Speaker 3: it makes me giggle so hard.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I don't take Leanne as the person who would
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  Speaker 2: care that was out there, but you're saying that she does.
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  Speaker 3: I think if I was closer and IQ to her,
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  Speaker 3: I just smoked her so bad. Yeah. Like it was
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  Speaker 3: like she was like, what's one twenty eight? And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, you weren't understand that it's a lot of complex.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I went to the couple's therapy with her.
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  Speaker 3: The first thing I said is she's one of four
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  Speaker 3: onmost twenty ain't any big questions I'll handle. And one
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  Speaker 3: twenty eight in therapy is like, is wildly deeper than
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  Speaker 3: one O four? One of four wants to talk about
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  Speaker 3: like we got into a fight about dot dot dot
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  Speaker 3: one eight. It's like, ask my therapist, I go, are
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  Speaker 3: you gay? She's like why? And I see two different
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  Speaker 3: subarus in the driveway. That's what does Yeah like a
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  Speaker 3: pattern recognition good? I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody text means saying I hope my niece with down
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  Speaker 5: syndrome needs someone as good as birds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently it's what I've been dragted to. It made
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  Speaker 3: me laugh so hard. And then and then I and
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  Speaker 3: but then we gave the test to our smartest friend,
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  Speaker 3: the guy that we have a friend who's without a doubt. No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he went to college. I think he
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  Speaker 3: graduated high school. Started like he's just he's a big
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  Speaker 3: movie producer and he is the smartest guy we know.
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  Speaker 2: Now, why do you say he's smart? Like what what zophe?
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't have like some big impressive degree from some school,
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  Speaker 2: Like so what he like smart streets? Smart's kind of.
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  Speaker 3: He's the guy that when they when they go to
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  Speaker 3: doing uh tenant or in like what's the big Christopher
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  Speaker 3: Nolan movies? Oh yeah, like we got to figure out
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  Speaker 3: how to make this movie go forward and back and
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  Speaker 3: we need to block off a whole street in Serbia
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  Speaker 3: a highway, and we gotta figure. He's the one that
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  Speaker 3: does the figuring out of all of the kid, the
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  Speaker 3: smartest guy I've ever met. If you say, like, if
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  Speaker 3: you said to him, uh, he's bizarre, Like if you go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta fly uh to Mexico, and I would, I
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: would wouldn't mind getting a mid sized jetty go, well,
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  Speaker 3: the Cessna six. He has every he just retains. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like Rogan. Rogan retains everything. He got one oh
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  Speaker 3: eight and yeah, and he did the same thing. Leanded.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't have time for the test. He was like,
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  Speaker 3: he was like, I just keep going, keep going.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have like an attention deficit disorder like that,
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  Speaker 2: that's not going to help you.
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  Speaker 3: I think the test we took, I should send you
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  Speaker 3: guys the test. You guys should take it. And then
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  Speaker 3: you guys should put the IQs up on the board. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and play a game and yeah, and then and then
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  Speaker 3: whoever gets the lost the whole week.
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  Speaker 2: And we can't use each other's names, we can only
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: use each other's stores.
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  Speaker 3: And let me tell you, let me tell you someone's
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: going to be double digits and it'll mess with your head. Yeah,
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: it'll if you if you show up at a ninety two,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: then you go, wow, I'm just about a house cat.
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  Speaker 2: I have a question for you. How did you do
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  Speaker 2: on like standard eyed testing in school? Like were you good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I gotta like I got a thirteen hundred on
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  Speaker 3: the essay?
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  Speaker 2: T Oh wow, so you already knew you were above out.
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  Speaker 3: I listen, here's the deal. I don't I can't do
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  Speaker 3: what you. I can't I can do me and you
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  Speaker 3: have the same brain. Yeah, like we're not well. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know about that. You sound just you saying what
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  Speaker 3: you got on the s A T. No, you're talking
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  Speaker 3: about this test. We can You are by far smarter
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  Speaker 3: than I am. No, but we can create our own world. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we think the same. We can create our own world.
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  Speaker 3: We can live in our own world. I see the
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  Speaker 3: world differently than everyone else. I did not do well
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  Speaker 3: on tests. I never understood how to study. Like when
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: they said, uh, everyone take notes, I didn't understand how
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: to do that. Like, I didn't under I was like,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: what part of do I write down? Like? And I'm
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: not great at retaining knowledge, Like if I tell you
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: history facts, you're half of them will be right because
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I don't because when what I hear what is important
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: to me in the conversation is not the thing that Like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I get really upset when I listen to people on
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: podcasts and they tell you about a book they read,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: like I can do this because he's my friend. Brian
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  Speaker 3: Callen is my friend. I heard him on Rogan and
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: he was talking about this book. I couldn't even tell
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: you the name of it was. He was right siting
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: the book. And then I thought, I don't want to
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: hear about anyone reciting facts. I want to hear original thoughts,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Like I want to hear the guy that goes you know,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I brushed my teeth with toothbrushes to kill time, Like
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I want to hear a crazy original thought and so
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I but I don't have I don't have time for
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: like like anyone that regurgitates memorizes information. I'm not that guy.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I like. I like I'm successful, but not because I
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: sit well.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: And that's why you did so well in that test
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: because it wasn't just regurgitating facts.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's coming up. Yeah, yeah, Like I'm the guy
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: that I'm the guy that is a perfect example when
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: the Pandemic hit. I called my agent March twentieth, and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, look, my special just came out. It's
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: trending number two behind Tiger King. This is going to
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: be huge. Everyone's in the Pandemic is home and my
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: specials aren't. It's the only thing on Netflix for a week.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: It is going to be human. I'm gonna tour and
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: he was like, well, this is the country shut down.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: And I said, get drive in movie theaters. And he
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: was like, what I said, get drive in movie theaters.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Let's figure out a way to produce it and drive
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: in movie theaters. We can do stand up on the
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: road and drive it. Everyone's separated in the car. We'll
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: play the music into the car. But we'll do it
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: around the country. There's driving movie theater. And he goes,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: that's not a thing. I go, let's make it a thing.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: And I had to kind of fight with my agent
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: and my manager to do it. We did it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: So we do have the same brain. That's exactly how
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: things work around here.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: We get told no, and I well, how can we know?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Those my favorite thing in the world.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: You tell me no? And I go like, when I'll
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: give you another example, we I said, this is my brain.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I go. I noticed that I'm watching a lot of
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: hip hop dance videos online. I said, for October one year,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: we should do a hip hop dance video challenge where
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: we all learn a hip hop dance throughout the entire month.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Then we put them online. We compete to see who
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: as the best hip hop dance video. Rogan's like, that's
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: the dumbest idea I've ever heard. I do it. I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: renounce a tour behind a hip hop dance video. It
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: sells out. It was so good and by the way,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: look just I love numbers and I know this is gross,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: but I had a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: marketing budget to support that tour. The video costs twelve
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars I saved, so like I don't have a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: great brain, Like I can't like if you go, hey,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: can you run a McDonald's. These are the orders I'm
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: never gonna remember it, Like if you tell me that's why.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: You need one on four? One on four seems like
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: she is the greatest, is the greatest caregiver for you?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Because you are you really are? I love you for it,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: like you're a you're an adult child. I think you
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: can both of us.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: She was reading the I guess we got everyone got
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: the testing testing. Uh what is it called elections? The
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: ballot ballots in the middle today, so we do write
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: in ballots. And Leanne was reading all of the qualifications
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: for all the governor candidates. Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: See, I'm gonna, I'm gonna does not spend one twenty
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: eight looks at pictures.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you if you're first of all, if you're
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: a dude of color, maybe I'll check you out. If
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: you're a check I check you out, and then I
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: vote for the white guy.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Bert Kreischer is here way more to get to with. Bert.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I do want to I do want to defend lee
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Ane because man, I watch her in action, like when
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: we are doing business stuff, Like, dude, she has so
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: many things going on. She keeps you so organized. I
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: talk to her and she's like, boom boom boom.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Okay one eight. Tom's probably a one one forty right,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: one twenty eight. Came up with the idea for the
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: five K, one twenty eight. That's my idea. I said
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: to Tom, we should do a five K. Tom goes,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I love it. That's a great idea I don't know
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: how to execute. I said, let me call one.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: O four one four got it done. One O four calls.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Netflix and it's like, yo, we got this idea. Netflix
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: is like, we love it, we'll pay for it. Let's
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: get the road. And then one of four goes let's
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: call Spartan. Spartan shows up. If you go to this
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: five K, I swear to God, you'll you'll look, you'll
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: seek out one O four and you'll give her a
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: hug and go. This is an amazing way to spend
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: a Saturday. I had nothing to do with it. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: just wanted my fans to stay alive because I need
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: to sell tickets. One in my sixties, Yeah, well what
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: do you hugger?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Don't call her one of the thirty annual two Bears.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: If you see her four just say what you real
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: slow because you don't understand I said this. This is
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: in the circle of.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Trust, circle trusty three the thirty call her one O four.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: The thirty annual two Bears five K run the Rose
• 20:35
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• 20:39
  Speaker 2: go to two Bears five K dot com. More with
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Burt Kreischer next.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back. Bert Kreischer is here. Uh two
• 20:50
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• 20:58
  Speaker 2: So first fun question for you, Soot, I want to
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: see if this is a scam or not. Do you
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: have a guy that works three named Jason no event
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: manager Bert Kreischer. All right, you have an event imager. Okay,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: why because Sea Bass set this to us yesterday and
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like this, something seems pretty scammy about this. Yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: he got this email from somebody. So you know, SeaBASS
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: is cart Narks where he goes to the parking lots
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: and shames people for not putting their cards back and
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: there's confrontations and all the time thing on emails on
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: all the socials.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do that. I do that, but I don't.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I just very aggressively. I'm gonna put this way.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: For your.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: So, the you know, the cart Narks thing is big.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: So anyway, he got this email and it says high Cartnarks.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: My name is Jason, event manager for Bert Kreischer. We
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: love to invite you to join Bert for a live
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Instagram collaboration hosted by Bert himself. The session would be
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: a fun, engaging conversation about your journey, one of your
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: favorite words, goals and achievements, with live interaction from Bert's
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: global audience. There is no cost involved, just meaningful collaboration.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: If you're interested, please reply and I'll be happy to
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: share dates and details. Best regards, Jason Hayman Event manager,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Bert Kreischer.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Jason Hayman is my agent that there's no way. Well, Jason,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: let's call it. Jason, you're out. I'll pull back the
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: no no, no, no, no no, Jason Hayman, I'm Jason
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: right now. Jason amonds like easy, Burt, I am your agent,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: but we're working on TV shows. Jason Amon would never
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: email you, and he's not my event manager. He is
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: my he is my agent.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: It is his email, Burt Krusher Podcast at gmail dot com.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Down here's the thing, this is not my first rodeo.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I've been getting these for I probably got fifty of these,
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: and this is the new scam for like middle tier
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: influencers like quote unquote like myself is they'll they'll do
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: a little bit of research. So like I've gotten this
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: for the Amy Polar podcast and Joe Rogan podcast and
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Mark Marin et cetera, et cetera.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: And so they get that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Then they funny.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Then they get some of them off for money. They'll
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: say in return for your time, well, here's a three
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars benefit. So it's just a it's another phishing scam.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: It's they want to get my Instagram log in, they
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: want to get my PayPal for whatever, they want to
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: collaborate online.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: So they're trying to steal your information.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, log in right.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: So they'll ask me to like using your name for right,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: just what the Indian scammers do. Well, they'll give me
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: like here's a zoom link. Can we can we get
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: on your computer to do some things real quick? And
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: then you're locked out and they get all your stuff.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, can't tell you a crazy one. I just heard
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: this yesterday. I hope this goes through ease. It was
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: pretty funny. My Christine is her name, Christine Pierce. Oh,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: she's gonna get blown up. But she does all my
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: podcast booking. And she goes, hey, do you want to
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: have bone Thugs and Harmony on? And I was like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: so I go wait, yeah, how did you get bone
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Thugs in Harmony? She goes some one fish scammed them
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: and said do you want to be on Birth's podcasts?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: And they sent it to us saying is this real?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: And then she said no, and they said, well we
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: got it. Can we be on Birth' podcast? I was like, hell, yeah, great, dude,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: that's insane.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: People fall for this.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: I know celebrities who've fallen for this, like mid tier
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: celebrities who've got like Amy Polar wants you to be
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: on a podcast and then and luckily they didn't get
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: you know, their their info stolen, but they they fell
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: for the first few steps of it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I've done it before, different people who I know personally
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: whose numbers I have, and they start talking to me
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: about this person. I go, oh, really, let's call them
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: FaceTime on my grider. I did that with Charlotte and
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: the God once. This cars was like oh man, me
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: and Charlack, Oh really, I AT's call him yeah, and
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: he picked up, yeah your first name. He's like, yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: what's up? And I'm like, hey, I said, I'm here
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: with your boy, and he's like.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Oh okay. So just so we're clear, I am. I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: don't like confrontations. So if you ever did that with me,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, what's up. Yeah, I love you, I
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: love you, and then I I don't know that I
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: have such when people tell me. There's a when I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: went to Florida State to go to do the Alabama game,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: there was a girl that came up to me and
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: she goes, you dated my mom in college. I dated
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: two girls in college. That's it. Two girls. I've only
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: had sex with six two in college? Is that right? Yeah? Too?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I mean I only dated two girls. And I was like,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: and I know their names and I know what they're doing.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's awesome. She was like,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: you guys like dated like pretty seriously. And I was
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: like yeah. And my it was like, wait, whose daughter
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: is that? Kristen's or Alex's And I go neither, I
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: don't know who that is. And he goes, why would
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: you say you dated her mom? I go because I
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: don't want her mom to look like a liar. Yea,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: her mom said that to her. You know, it's like
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: her mom probably was like just drunk one night. It
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: was like I dated him. I had never even cared.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I kissed two girls in college, that's it. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I think we talked about it before because you have
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: this reputation of like, you know, party did. Yeah, you
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: were the guy, the party man, the machine. Yeah you know,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: and uh yeah I was.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I said the game against that. Ever, say to a
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: woman at a bar in college. She was she I
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: want to say her name, shout out to Melanie. She
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: was like, hey, let's go back to your place, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I want to excuse me. She goes, let's go back
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: to your place and I went, I'm going to pass,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and she went, wait, I'm a sure thing, and I went, yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I understand that. She was like, well, why won't you
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: won't you go back and don't you want to just
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: have sex? And I went no. She goes, then what
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: are you doing out tonight? And I said, I'm looking
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: for my forever person. I didn't wait my buddy for
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: her that night and they dated and he asked her
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: to marry him. Wow, I meant it. Yeah, I was.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I was looking for someone that wanted to If you
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: had said to me at a bar, hey, do you
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: want to just get out of here, go get a
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: pizza and watch Fletch, I'd be like yes.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes dude. That's why people think it's weird.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Like I've never had a one night stand because I
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: would have felt bad. I would have felt guilty.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I had one one night stand in my life.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: She was, do you feel bad about it afterwards?
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Like in other words like oh, I hope she didn't
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: feel like I let her on or no.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I her and her sister. Her and her sister came
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: to my there from Liverpool, and I'd met them at
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: a bar and they were going to Great Adventures the
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: next day or whatever. It's great six Flags, yeah, and
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: they were. They came over. They needed a place to
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: stay and I said, you guys can stay at my place.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: You can sleep on the couch. They were from Liverpool,
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: both pretty attractive, and she came into my room that night.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: The older one came into my room that night. She
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: was a little older than her sister, and she started
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: making out with me and then we had sex. And
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I told her before it started, I go, hey, you
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: don't have to do this to spend the night at
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: my house. You can just sleep at my house. She said, no,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I wanted to have sex with you. Here's the sidebar
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: to that. She she drank vassier and smoked cool cigarette.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: So the whole time I had sex with her. I thought,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: this is what was my like to have sex with
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Tupac and sidebar, sidebar, my only one. I said, I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: so much there's so much unrapple unpacked her. She was
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: tongue tied. Do you know what that is?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Tongue is when the underneath, when the bottom of your
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: tongue is connected to the bottom of your mouth. So
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: she couldn't put her tongue out of her mouth more
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: than so, I couldn't. No, no, that never happened. I
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: couldn't kiss. I had to put my tongue into her
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: mouth and her tongue couldn't leave her mouth. So so
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: weird to kiss. And she had this She sounded like
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I was having sex with the beetles. She's like, that
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: is good, lingle, lingle, and then and then and then one,
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: and then we all and then I'd never ridden roller coaster,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: so we all went I'm so not a man. We
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: went to I went to Great Adventures with them. The
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: next day. I didn't ride roller coasters. I'm scared roller coasters.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: By the way, sidebar, I end up getting a TV
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: showing for the concheroll I do is ride roller coasters.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: And then she I, we've changed umburds, and I said,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: you know, I've never really had like a one night stand,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: so I'd love to keep in touch and and and.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: See, I'd love to keep in touch. That would have
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: been like, oh no, I would have full intentions of calling,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: which I'm sure you did.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I called. I called one night. I was hammered and
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I called and I was like, how you doing? She goes,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: we just had a car bombing outside my house. And
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, this is more complicated than I need. God,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I wonder what happened to her anyway, Yeah, one one
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: night stand. That's it. Well.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Bert Kreischer is here the Two Bears five K.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Let me explain to you right now, if you're hearing this,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: why you need to come out next Saturday to do
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: the five K. It is wildly achievable. Jelly Roll ran
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: is for and Jelly roll WI will be back this year.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I'm announcing it. Jelly Roll said, not to say anything.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I'm announcing it and if he and if he's got
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: a problem with that, he can call me. Perce that
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: was like, because hes been talking about it forever, right, Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: but he was out for a second. If Jelly has
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: gotten so famous that like he's gotten not he's got more.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: He's got the most phones out of all my famous friends.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: He's got so many phones. I now have his bat
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: phone and so but Jelly's been in and out and
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: they've asked us not to like announce it because he's
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: so big. But I don't care. He's my friend and
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I know that he's running the five k. He will
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: be there, Tommy will be there, that Tiffany Hattis will
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: be there. There's a lot of celebrities that are going out.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: But it's if you're thinking, can I run a five k,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: that's not the point. It's a great reason to get out,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: get a little exercise. We have the whole rose Ball
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: to ourselves. We have activations everywhere, cold plunge, sauna, we
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: have it is a huge party. We have Poroso's vodka.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: There will be weed. I don't I can't say that
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: that that's been cleared by anybody's like, but I'm and
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I am falling off the wagon that day on marijuana.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I am smoking marijuana for the first time that day.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I can't wait. I've been sober for almost four months.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I have had what they call sober fatigue. I have
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: done with it. I have done with it, so I
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: will smoke weed that is greenlit, but it sign up
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: today and get you and your husband. I say that
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: because I imagine that all their one of fours are
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: gonna sign him. But get yourselves out on a Saturday.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Go out to the Rose Bowl. Do a five k.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Challenge yourself, walk, run, jog, break a sweat, feel good
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: about yourself. Let this be the change you need. Because
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: it happened for Jelly. It was his first five k
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: and look at the journey he's been on.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: It totally changed my Polly Shore.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: He was walking his dog and he looks at me
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: and I'm gassed out. I can barely run, and he
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: goes It's a real wake up call, isn't it. And
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: then that dude that day I called my doctor and
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I've lost.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Sixty five pounds since that great thanks man.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: I'm down fifty. I think though this, you can do this.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Don't be overwhelmed by the idea of a five k.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It is three point one miles. We're just gonna walk
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: around the golf course and back into the road. It's
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: so many people are supportive, and and you and and you.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Then the best part is if you especially if you're inactive,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: you're gonna wake up the next day sore and you're
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: gonna go like, God, I feel good about myself and
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: then you'll keep doing it and you'll keep doing it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: But that's the reason we started, is to keep our
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: fans healthy so that we can keep selling tickets.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Makes sense. Yeah, well, go see the guys for yourself.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Go see it for yourself. Two bears five k dot com.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: You can sign up there. It's a it's super easy.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I know, medic and I are going to be out
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: there that day and looking forward to you know, this
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: is where the first one was, so back to the
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: scene of the crime, you know, and the.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Joke is wild to have a show that we're doing
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the store the other night before I'm saying, I'm like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to that too, and I'm like, oh,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how's Burken to do?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: That?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Starts at like four p m.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Shack once he's so badly He's like, you know, to
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: tell people they can roast me. I was like, Mark Norman, Samuel.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Dobby, Yeah, well, Burt Chrischer, dude, love you man, I
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: love you, I love having you, and I love every
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: opportunity that we ever have and we get to just
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: kind of chop it up and whatever, because you're right,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: like I think we do share. Uh we have. We
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: have so much in common with your dad in Pittsburgh,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: and he was like, my dad and step mom went
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: to the show and then Bert sent me a picture like, oh,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: a pig picture back. It made their It made their.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Whole weeks a lot like my dad like kind of
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: like they're I think they're blown away.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: They had a kid that the kid they had did
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: something nobody expected anything.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Do you believe that? I mean, he does it all
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Well, love you, man, and thank you for coming in Riture.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: We'll see the Two Bears five k Bert Krescher, everybody, Yeah, alright,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: mortal he shows next, hang on the Woodie Show reserves.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Right after these messages, I had more energy, more and
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: the coach zero over fo Hi here