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Episode 227: Stargate SG-1 Season 9 Rank · Get Into Gate: A Stargate Podcast

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Good into Gate episode two hundred and twenty seven. We're talking Stargates SG one,
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season nine, all episodes. This is a bloody rank. Guys.
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We have not ranked for a while, not together anymo. No, he
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said ranked, not winked again. That's the entire premise of the gag meeting
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single on tons of Stratford over. But yeah, here we are. I
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mean some of us came in well prepared. Others Brendon and I just a
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little bit of research for I like to pre rank. Yeah that I'm ready
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to go, whereas you guys had to kind of well. I was doing
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a lot of denithor stuff last night two weeks past. But it's still good.
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Yeah, so we would do Brendan you you you pre ranks where Brennan
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and I right now, we've been doing a lot of four play yeah in
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the moment, Yeah, you guys, a lot of four play yeah.
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Before we get into it. Guys, I've got someone here that I bought
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in special for. Oh yeah, right after last week, he thought.
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He I've had to bribe my way back in. That's just mad. I
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brought you in something like and I can't believe you've not done this in SG
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one before Blue Jella. It was so weird because as we walk into it,
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You're like, I need a fridge and I'm like, okay, oh
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you plastic eureka shit? Do it or hanging? So that has a sound?
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Is it that sounds disgusting? Maddie heyn, Just do it, okay,
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excuses why we do some online content and just it's just us sexually eating
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blue jello. Okay, Now I kind of get it now, I know
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why cards into it, Like, I can't believe it took you guys this
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long time. Yeah, you're right, I'll tell you what. This is
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well made too. No, yeah, jelly you can. That's why we
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haven't done it before. Getting the vodka right, Well, we're gonna be
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sloping on that for the next time again and then some jelly. Yeah,
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so we're gonna talk about Yeah. S G nine, I kind of done
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it again. SG one Sweason nine. Have we not done that every year?
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That would have been perfect? Yeah? Two? Three s G seven
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episode guys SG one season nine. Now, while we usually break it up
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when we've had seven episodes, he's been a seven seven seven top middle bottom.
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We've got a couple of that was a full like wow, slurp gold,
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that's what. That's what Brendan's children here in the middle of the night
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through the wall. We're all going to be but I'm taking no. I
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can't help a picture. What's Ukrainian? It is? What did Linka always
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say? Vin? Sorry? Oh my god? Well, see Brendan's making
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that sound and what sevens Berdana making Brendan you're an asshole? Tell me again.
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That's his safe word and he's go word. At the same time,
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it's very comm using. It's hot. So we got we dont six six
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six because there's a couple of double episodes in their avalon fourth Horseman top six,
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middle six, bottom six. I believe it's the horseshit six you coined
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ah horse So it's been a while since we've done a rank with a fourth
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member in the room. How are we gonna have? You got numbers on
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the bottom of the cups, so it's like, oh, Mitch, number
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one, you're going first. That's not the case, But how are we
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gonna Well, before we start ranking, we've also got to do our quick
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little refresher remind everybody what episodes are so that they then know what we're talking
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about. And I guess that's like something Maddie's prepped. Yeah, I'll run
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through that. And then one of us, which gonna eat our jello?
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Yeah, we used to just name them on IMDb in say a stupid name
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for them. I've done that, yeah, but collectively yeah, yeah,
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you're going to get offended if we want to change it. It's fine.
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There's always gonna better ones. You know, it's whatever has been. And
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then once I've done that, then when you guys can go first, if
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you actually start ranking, let's do it. So first episode was Avalon part
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one and two, so that's obviously Merlin the Black Knight and Vala being burned.
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Then the three part of that that was the first sword fight. Yes.
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Then we had Origin, which was good old Harrod and Salis. Uh
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yeah, kind of like a part three. Yeah, and we are going
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to tell us the name Origin. I said it, No, no,
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your your your name for it, Harrod and Salis is Yeah. Okay,
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they're not all winners, mate, that's why I just I thought you were
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talking about it. Hell yeah, no, just we're just rolling. We're
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just you know, lava bitch. I want to call that one. Laugh
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a bit. Well, that's what you're confusing with it with Atlantis with the
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actual Lava episode. So we're gonna have two lava bitches. Yeah, true.
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Brady Leadford love a Bitch, Love It yellow Stone. The third episode,
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the Ties that Bind. That was um the Wristband Scavenger Hunt with VLA.
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How terrible, Well, I guess worse than there was The Powers that
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Be, which was the catsh trial and the plague and all that kind of
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stuff. I didn't hate that. It was worse than the Tides of the
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Blind. We'll get there, some of us who think so. Then we
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had beech Head, which was carter Back and the Super Game of Love.
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Some beeches actually sound Yeah, links up a kacaty right now, getting some
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beech head. I've never seen someone snort out jelly before, but I think
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Brendan Nelly did. It could have a spittag of jelly excellence. So yeah,
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we should be saying jelly. We're Australian about so we should be saying
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jelly. Just to freak out the Americans who think we're eating jam. Yeah,
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jam out of a cup. They're like, you should be on bread
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with peanut buttery. Idiot, what do they call jam? They called jam
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jelly, and they called jelly jello. Oh yeah, so they all think,
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right now, we're eating strawberry jam out of a jar. No,
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it's blue, well blue, yeah, blue raspberry, blue raspberry America.
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It's blue raspberry. For some reason, raspberies are blue. I don't know
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why. Um. So after beach Head there was x DAOs Mackina, which
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was the ball orgy and oh they yeah, the missing building. Yeah,
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the building it was with the blonde chicken it. Yeah, from the bar
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double banged by more than double. She got three balls. That was got
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she got double baby that the other bars banged each other. Oh yeah,
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true. It's like human centipede. I believe the turn we coin is running
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the train. Yeah yeah. Uh. Then we've got after that, we've
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got Babylon, the last year Fast Samurai. Oh yeah, yep, Um,
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explain it more well, it was the last Samurai but with Jafar.
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Oh that was the one where Dickhead got caught on the planet Cameron. Yeah
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done, Yeah, that was Babylon already had the sand bag. I call
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that character building. Yeah, that's character you've named. You've named that for
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four episodes this season. So we've got to be the main one. That's
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the one. It's just a place you send your kids for school camp.
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After that was Prototype Son of an Ubis, Son of a Son of a
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Neubis. Then we had a Fourth Horseman Part one and two, which I've
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named COVID two thousand and five. Collateral Damage was after that with Cam and
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the memory device and Genie from down Under and getting framed for killing the check
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from Ghostbusters and no, that was Ethon. Yep, you know that the
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black guy for him? No, no, no, that's right, Yeah,
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he was, Yeah, he was. There was We had two Ghostbusters
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people in one season. We didn't even say that idiots fake fans. After
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Collateral Damage, we had Ripple Effect, which was all the alternate SG one
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yes going in. Stronghold was the brainwashing and the hospital masturbata, which we
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still couldn't work out what the stronghold was. I think by the end of
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that podcast, I said it that's and that's right now. I think it
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was. I think it was. I think it was the guy in the
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hospital's pants that was the stronghold, because he's the whole. He was holding
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hold onto that strong to his to his last breath. He was A and
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B and summer Cam's memories. Weirdly, it was the memories of Cam like
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jerking off in front of a mirror, yeah, which is yeah, we've
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all done it, into we had before all of them. Uh, then
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we have Ethon with our other ghostbusters came and the destruction of the Prometheus Brandon
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Caledonia three point jacket. Yeah. Uh. Off the grid which was space
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Corner, Mary Poppins, Oh god, a bit more, the multiple gates,
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bar collecting up all the star gates to make his own little thing,
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and they beam into the ship and they're tagging all the Yeah, what was
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that called off the grid? Good? Then we've got um the scourge space
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bugs, space bug bugs, space bugs and a little uh what did you
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say, a little um Malaysian mattress or whatever it was, Hong Kong,
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Hong Kong mattress. There you go, Arthur's mantle, which was invisible.
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Cam and Carter well out of phase, I guess, and Til doing all
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this stuff crusade, which I guess is just story time with Valor and general
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Angry worried about missing his beating. And then Camelot Space battles in the mud,
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love it, Love it, Space Battles in the mud. Yeah,
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that's fresh in the mind, doesn't Yeah. All right, so yeah,
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you got rank and you got top six, middle six, horseshit six,
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and we start with the horseshit six. Let's start with the horseship from top
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thirteen bottom. Yeah. Yeah, so I'll go first because I've only done
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this twelve times. Yeah, but I'm still very Uh it's been in like
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a year. Yeah, a literal calendar years since we've done one. You're
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going thirteen to eighteen. Yeah, and just the off air chat and you
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know, even some of the on air with powers that be in tires that
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bind. I'm like, oh, this could be absolutely anything. And I
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think as I was going through listening the episodes of my own Head, I'm
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like, oh, we'll put this here for this reason, And then I
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had some faint memory going, yeah, but I think that you use that
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reason to say why Maybe you didn't like it week to week episode, but
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now that I'm looking at as a season overall, maybe I'm adjusting. So
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hey, I should you get back and listen to my own podcast? Oh
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wait, before we start, do you have your other thing where you're going
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to like Michael Moore downing to do your weird thing at the end with you
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things are we're not gonna do that. Haven't done that yet, you're right,
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Yeah, a little bit of a spreadsheet just no good question, good
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idea? Well you like, I don't know that I can write that small,
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but I will try. Just probably not point. Okay, here we
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go. Will that help? Can you use it like a sign points and
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stuff to it? You know what that? Yes? That, you know
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what? That will I'll give him a score based on what number you give
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him, and then you know, we'll tell it up in points. It'll
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it'll be fine. The one with the highest numbers the shites, and one
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with yes like golf yep, this Yeah, we're going to be golfing.
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Yeah, it's going to be fun, all right. So for myself.
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Number thirteen, Yeah, the scurch not bad. Yeah, I feel like
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that's fair. That needs to be in there. It seems to be a
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hated episode by a lot of the things. Yeah. Yeah, like that's
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the lowest of the season. I think I'm pretty sure. Yeah, since
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um, it's the lowest rated since my Big fat cher far wedding form.
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That's right him, you're saying that, Yeah, which now they're looking at
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the fact that I've got five others below it. I've got now I'm even
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looking at this going. I wouldn't have put that that low. I don't
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know why it's there. It's you. I don't know why. I don't
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know why it's there. You didn't even copy off anyone. You know what.
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You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna move it now. This was lower.
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This was lower the one I'm about to ready did another footy reference?
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Sports reference? Yeah, sports reference, NFL. Oh no, I don't
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know that. Wow, you're all over it? Are you secretly watching sport?
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I'm just trying to there is so much on it. See the biggest
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sports jock in the world. Yeah, here as he in between episodes of
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Gilmore Girls that obviously everything's about balance. Okay, this is one I need
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to help pronouncing x xs mackina. This one. When I just looked at
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my list, it was like third last, and I'm like, it's better
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than third last. But I can't move it up too far now because it
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might screw up the rest of my highly research and thought over list. That's
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at fourteen, number fifteen, The Powers that Be? Which was which one?
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Again? That was the Vala Vala. Oh yeah, Plague and her
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big trial thing. Sixteen Mary Poppins's face. Corn was off the grid again.
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I don't whatever, I'll just roll on. Um yeah, like I
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think just that whole. I know, we had some problems with the start
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with the with the fake out at the start and then the little missing five
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minutes about that, but it also felt like two different episodes because like the
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Lucy Lions and they're all their ship and all of a sudden it was like,
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hey, Bill's also stealing gates and shit, and like even is trying
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to run away from everybod. Yeah. I remember reading the snops Corn number
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seventeen, the Ties that Bind so the Scavenger Hunt wristbands one. Yeah,
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I knew that wasn't gonna get much love in this room. Yeah, and
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then number eighteen, I've got ethon because the Rands New Caledonia Old Caledonia battle
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was just like, come on, get us to the end where some shit
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actually happened, essentially Jonas's plane at two point yeah, basically fighting in Yeah.
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Yeah, so kind of similar phone. Okay, that's good because I
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was I was very nervous. No, no, all right, were you
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really yours and Craig. Okay, so my thirteenth then collateral Damage, Oh
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yeah, yep, that's one. We're ben Ben Browder, the murder in
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his Brain exactly. Um, fourteen Stronghold, Oh yeah yeah, fifteen.
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This one might be a little bit controversial origin. Which one was that?
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That's when they go that was the that was the third part of the open
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up. Yeah, so when we meet Garak for the first time. Yeah
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yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're good. This one the same as
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Mitch sixteen of the Grid. Nice, so that was good. Seventeen ethon
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yeah wow, and eighteen the Scourge. Yeah, they're good, old Scourge.
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Yeah, just a shin. Yeah. It was, don't get me
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wrong, good episode, but kind of fun. But yeah, it's like,
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did it add anything really to overall yeah story. Yeah, they never
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did sort of answer the question whether they were prior bugs or not. Yeah,
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I think we talked about in the episode two. It's just the execution,
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like the way the bugs were just disappearing to the earth and not disturb
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a single blade of grass as they did it. Yeah, just never looked
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good. Special bugs. Yeah, the Mummy did it well? Did it
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better? Better? Better? Brendan Freezier all right for me, Brendan for
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the audience that don't know the different Brendan Freezer thirteen Off the Grid, Wow,
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what's wrong with that? Everyone else had in their bottom? I know
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it's it's not where it is some mine. I'm just ye, I'm going
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to be lonely on that one. I loved Mary Poppins in the space corn.
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Yeah, I just feel like the comedy was misplaced where it was serious.
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And then yeah, I don't know, it just didn't click from I
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did forget mentioned the weird false start and the time jump, which is one
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of the things we criticized the show a lot for. Yeah, yeah,
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I did. I did forget about that part of it, and the fourteen
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X day or Smuckinger. Yeah, really I liked. I don't know,
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I like the ball stuff, but the rest of it was Yeah. I
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mean you've criticized the whole multiple balls thing, yeah for a while, and
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this is the origin of it. So yeah, that's it. And the
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building and the countdown and the Wear's ball and yeah, and the whole the
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whole building getting beamed into space. Yes, we've never seen anything like that.
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Yeah, and never see it again, and never see it again.
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Fifteen The Scourge. Yeah, sixteen Ethon the Jacket. I don't know why
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we went back to that planet, like, just let those guys splat into
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the the Prometheus if we hadn't gone back. Yeah, exactly seventeen ties that
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bind that's the VALA's dad one yep. And eighteen not dad, Savenge hunt.
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Yeah, but oh yeah, that's it was the guy she was sleeping
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with, that guy Wallace wall She just calls him daddy. Yeah, that's
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and eighteen. The worst for me, I think is collateral damage. Just
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didn't so far that last sixth there, that's the relatively close to each other
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three and then high pitched showed up. This is the guy. This is
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like the people that gave ten for Rings of Power. It's just like,
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where did this come from? Well, I gave I give it a nine
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because that's how many episodes I got through before I gave up to the first
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time. I never watched the last episode, all right, So for me,
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number thirteen was Ethon, Number fourteen collateral Damage. This is all correct
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so far, Okay, just saying you're doing well, Maddie. I can't
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wait to see what happens. Number fifteen Babylon get a babyl ones out?
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Yeah, what's that? You got the list there? That was the last
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timura was yeah really with the soda. Yeah, I agree. I have
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to agree. The Riders of Babylon, which is actually a really sad song
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about racism and slavery, but they put it, they put a fun tune
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on it. Also in scarface, I might have mentioned the Babylon Club,
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the Babylon Club. It sounds like something from out of um Batman two,
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Babylon in Gotham. So my bottom three for the season, number sixteen x
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Daales Mackinah was the bar lorgy, number seventeen. I think this is the
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first mention of it so far. The fourth Horseman. Oh yeah, what'd
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you say? How much? That was seventeen? It's really that's ranked quite
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high on IMDb. Yeah, people enjoyed it. People enjoyed it. It's
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high on mine actually, But yeah's timeline just not a fan of underage sex
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work seven point eight seven point eight on IMDb. Yeah. I just remember
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us in the in the room on the day, really tearing it apart.
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Yeah, Jesus, we just didn't turn not as much as he wanted to
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tear it apart. Just because I'm young doesn't mean he can my dear,
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Just because I don't have pubs doesn't mean you don't have pubs either. Yeah.
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Wow, you never know with Carter. Yeah yeah, full seventies.
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That's you know, she's a bottle blood too, you know what I mean.
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Yeah, And my final, my bottom episode for the season is Powers
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the b Kate love me some Valor, But really, I'm actually surprised you
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put that that low because you do love so many better Valor episodes. Um,
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the whole stupid plague at the end and all that kind of stuff,
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and just that weird fade to black at the end. We're all just like
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holding the gun at the prior and it just fades to black because he's like
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and then we're dumb. Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Not a
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fan, not a fan. Well, I will say there is one and
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one only episode that is featured in everybody's bottom six. There's a couple of
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that that is knocked off three of us three actually three that have three of
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our votes at the bottom six. One episode that has all of us in
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there. So then now, okay, middle six and we'll again go from
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seven down. We're working away now. Yeah, that's all We're going to
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change it. That's what I said. The only way is up. All
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right, there is up. Okay, twelve to seven. Myself number twelve
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Babylon last year, Far SUMMERAI, and we number eleven. Sure m arf
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As Mandel really apparently apparent now not even sure wrote it actually, but no
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one else did write it. That's what we should do for season ten,
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is like we'll each do our our rate, give him to someone else,
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have to guess who's getting. Yeah, we'll put him in a bucket and
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you just blind pull them out, type it up. That's not bad,
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that's not bad. That could be fun. Yeah, okay, um,
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maybe we'll save it in citizens It will do like a series rank, and
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we just have to figure out like our top ten and bottom bottom ten episodes
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for the entire series. I think we were intending to pass him around.
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What Maddie does, though, is he just puts all the episode names into
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a random generator and hits generating. Yeah, and say, you know what,
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why didn't we do that? I'll back it up no matter what.
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We've got im number ten for me stronghold. Yeah, I do love your
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little description. Then Brainwash slash Hospital masterbat Yeah, and just delivering that that
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freedom at the end. Yeah, Camp came with all is, well,
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we're going to kill some Jaffar. They're just following orders, but we're gonna
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kill him. Anywere guys that was in the the deleted Ye special scenes.
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Yeah. Yeah. Number nine for me origin Aaron salis Number eight Crusade story
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Time, story Time. Um, it doesn't like but as I said in
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that pod though, it is my favorite Valor Like it was Gode good one
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because Daniel we had a nice balance of valor funny but not an expensive the
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dramatic moment and she's there but you can turn her off whatever you want.
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Wow, no one said. And number seven the Fourth Horseman very good.
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Um yeah, I don't know. I'm I do enjoy the prior scene like
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where I remember um Brendan talking about a lot. What's like where Cam's just
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like swapping recipes with Yeah, that's just all good. But that's like a
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good ten minutes episode. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's the best
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thing I remember for it. It was high on my list start with.
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The more of the other ones came and just kept getting bumped. Not even
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a part crust not even a pike man, so good to the general like
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that. Yeah, so good, all right, Craig os okay, so
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twelve to seven, let's go twelve prototype. Oh that's kind of controversial.
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M Brendon. Brendon wasn't a fan of that one. No, I did
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like it. I just didn't like certain elements in the name as well.
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Yes, that was the name, the name. Number eleven, the Powers
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that Be m hmm, that's really high. Oa was that Mitch the katesh
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Trial and the plague? Yeah? I liked it. Yeah, um,
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he liked for the dress. Didn't you like it? For you can read
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me quite well on that. I do like my Craig came in micro on
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the way here, and just even on the drive in, he's like,
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oh, look at that over there. I look at that over there.
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I'm a single man. Yeah, he's a all right. Number ten,
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the Ties that Bind. That was the Scavenger hunk. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, that's high. I was looking for it on my lisbons in the
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bottom. Yeah. Seventeen for both of us. Number nine, wait for
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me, came a lot, came a lot, all right, This one
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the same as Mitch. Number eight Crusade mm hmmm. And then number seven
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Babylon. Yeah, good, good episode. Yeah, yeah, I think
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that's you know, Middle seven's always like yeah, they're great, they're fine.
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Yeah, they're in there. They're not actively bad, they're good,
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you know, all right, Yeah, mine's pretty similar. Number twelve Babylon,
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number eleven, Powers that Be, that's the same same Arthur's Mantle.
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Number ten. Oh yeah, not loving that episod. Yeah, I wanted
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them to shrink honey Legs. Number nine Origin. I feel like Avalon was
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enough. Number eight Stronghold. It's up there because we got some classic bar
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but it dropped out of the six because there's multiple bars. Yeah, but
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you know, we managed to get the hospital masturbator out of it, so
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yes, that gives it a little extra bump. And we never see you
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get number seven the fourth Horseman for reasons we've already just discussed. All right,
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So my middle seven starting in number twelve, Crusade story time with Valor
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eleven Stronghold ten, and this might be its high point for the room the
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Scourge. Really, I don't mind the old space bugs. Yeah it was.
26:53
It was a fun episode. Yeah, Like the execution not great,
26:56
but I love Tamlin to Meta, so I always getting a path that was
27:00
a episode and she yeah, she's fucking hot. Chinese bird. He's sitting
27:04
out there and he's like, someone likes me. Just a bit of spring
27:07
roll. Actually, my ver from Canada was just over and we went out
27:15
to um dinner a lot and something he noticed that I've never really realized.
27:18
He goes he was his lover have spring roll. He's like, everywhere we
27:22
went there was a spring roll option. Yeah, cheeseburger spring rolls. Yeah,
27:26
yeah, absolutely, I actually check a spring roll in the barbecue.
27:30
Oh pretty good? Is that euphemism or that's only when I'm barbecuing alone?
27:41
Number nine Camelot Space Battle in the Mud. Number eight and seven kind of
27:48
interchangeable and together. Number eight I've got Origin and number seven I've got Avalon
27:52
parts one and two. Nice interesting m Top six Baby Top six Big pressure
28:00
accounts where yeah this is bitch is like, so, I'm so nervous because
28:04
the way that I just started off my list that are just like how it
28:07
all up. Knows as much about his Top six as the rest of us
28:12
too. He's been hearing it for the first time as well. Absolutely.
28:18
Number six I had Camelot. Yeah, yeah, I think the ending probably
28:22
pushed it up a little bit for me. As we said in the super
28:25
Gate, you know, he did his bit, just like he didn't.
28:30
That character wasn't great. No, no, like I feel like they could
28:36
govern the governor the Governator. He could have just had a little bit more
28:40
to do with it. And yeah, being a bit more spicy like in
28:44
Demons. Yeah, and cool the Lightning Ring guy. Yeah, with the
28:48
pilgrim hat. Yeah, collateral Damage. You were my last one. You
28:56
were the memory, you know, I remember. I don't know. I
29:00
just like the way that it was put together. I think maybe because it
29:03
was another cam episode so early in the season, so early. I think
29:07
it was in the wrong spot and you liked that the lady I definitely didn't.
29:11
Not he liked her better when she was dead. Yeah, yeah,
29:14
but can't they can't um And then it doesn't need to put a ball Gaggy
29:22
in that point it he still wears one obviously, why doesn't matter. And
29:32
I think it's like the next well, definitely the next one, but some
29:36
of the next couple it felt like some old school SG one like singular episodes.
29:42
The next one up was prototype you're gonna say ripple effect, then would
29:47
you not have been happy with that? No? Just the way you set
29:49
it up. You're like, because felt like one of those old schools.
29:52
Yeah, stand alone. Yeah, it certainly did. Um yeah, prototype
29:57
like like Anubis stuff. But I think it was just like, hey,
30:00
we're getting into because what stage of the episodes, like episode eight or something
30:04
of the season. It was like, Okay, we're starting to get more
30:07
into the aura stuff. But then it was like, hey, we're going
30:10
to drag you back. Don't forget about the gould and like a Nubis is
30:12
he going to maybe be a threat again? You know what's going on?
30:15
We got this guy? So yeah, bit old school SG one, number
30:19
three, Avalon one and two. I think the top three like very interchangeable.
30:25
And now we're laughing at the idea that I do my list, but
30:26
I'm looking at even looking at them as we've been going, and I'm like,
30:30
oh, I should change that, I should change that. But I'm
30:32
like, I could come up with reasons as to why I'm putting them in
30:36
any position. Number two beach Head, which does leave the very old school
30:40
episode, but I love some you know, Timmy, whymy interdimensional stuff.
30:42
Blah blah blah. Ripple effect just felt like one of those balls to the
30:45
wall, throw everything at it, like crazy concepts and more and more and
30:51
more sg ones and more and more and more and more and more carters gave
30:55
me some more so much watchability because everything you watch it, you spot something
30:57
else in the back yead's a reference to that. Yeah, and your dream
31:02
was so wet, Oh my god, wasn't he walked in the room just
31:06
crumbles? Oh god? Oh go which current my tooth? Yeah, my
31:12
teeth dream? Yeah, was that was watching my tooth walk into a room
31:21
if of his in That actually would have been a good way to bring um
31:26
neream back for an episode. Yeah, the opportunity they could have brought a
31:30
niche back. If it was twenty twenty three, they would have done a
31:33
team that was just all women. Well they do it in two thousand and
31:37
nine in Atlantis. Yeah, they die straight away, straight away. There's
31:45
I'm not surprised they walked into the how do we work out? How do
31:53
we do the HD? They do that? It's um remember alright, oh
32:00
yeah, all right, all right, we'll go on with my top six
32:07
shots doing mate beachhead. Everyone loves everyone. It's all sandy, especially on
32:14
New Year's All right, crack was it number five? Xuce? That's the
32:22
one check a doose on your beach? Number four, the fourth Horseman.
32:27
Okay, yeah, it's good, it's good. You don't mind a bit
32:29
of underage sanky panky, mate, it's the it's the if I was his
32:32
age and I had the chance, I would be doing that time. Yeah,
32:37
you don't film it and put it on different If it was a young
32:39
girl trying to crack on the danube, that's creepy. Is the other way
32:43
around? Totally hot. But we all had that teacher at school to head,
32:54
is it right. You listen to the stories out of the news and
32:58
like teacher in trouble for sex your relationship with student. You're like, oh
33:00
my god. And then you see it's like, yeah, some sixteen year
33:05
old girl or something, some old creepy bloke that's disgusting. Yeah, and
33:08
you see some fifteen year old bloke and he's thirty five year old. Sports
33:13
each give it to me, miss two. Let's go at the same time.
33:22
Please. That was my dream. Okay, sorry, that was it
33:28
is. It's a high school reference. But side panel, we had sisters
33:32
as teachers. Yeah, onto my top three then sorry mate, no,
33:36
you're right mate, Number three Ripple Effect, Yeah, number two Arthur's Mantle,
33:44
and number one Avalon nic I really I really like that, Like there
33:49
was a lot of it was throwbacks in it, and there was that someone
33:52
seeing the gate for the first time, and yeah, it reminded me it
33:55
was actually a pilot. It felt like a pie. Like Mitch said,
34:00
the Children of the Gods is one of his favorites. I think, yeah,
34:04
that in one or two and of season one, and this is like
34:07
that. And we got a lot of good backstory on Mitchell straight up,
34:10
Like you know how some series they'll give you backstory throughout time. This just
34:15
whacked us with the backstory. Yeah. They put it in a position where
34:17
he really had to earn respect that he hadn't been given yet, so that
34:22
they throw a lot at him and he felt like he deserved what Absolutely,
34:24
yeah, he was. It was great. And I think I think from
34:28
memory, I always have trouble separating Avalon from origins because it's like, okay,
34:31
so the end of Avalon part one is obviously the trap in the Cave.
34:37
Yeah, and then it's somewhere in episode two, Harrod and Salis show
34:40
up. But in my mind, like Harrod and Salis is all is all
34:45
origin not, but it's kind of in both. Yeah it should be.
34:49
Yeah, So I feel like Avalon part one is really really good, but
34:52
once they sort of get to the ore galaxy and it's Harrod and Salis,
34:55
I'm kind of a bit math about it. Yeah. I liked it.
35:00
Yeah, but all yeah, all the all the opening stuff like part one
35:02
perfect, Yeah, but yeah, part two is a little bit ran for
35:06
me. That's right. Well, now we get to hear your yeah,
35:09
Brendo, Sorry, all right, mate, let's do it. Number six,
35:15
I've got Bighole came a lot, came a lot, didn't he He
35:19
did came a number five prototype Anubis's son. Wow. I feel like if
35:27
they named it something different, you could have been number one for you.
35:29
It could have been been top three of that ship. Yeah. All they
35:32
had to do is shut the door and then instead of having the one and
35:37
then he would never have escaped. Ye explained that we've got a one way
35:39
shield. Yeah, yeah, this is one way so if you use your
35:43
Patney oh speak of have you seen um doctor Strange too? Yet Okay,
35:47
we can't talk about it. I just got Disney back, so I'm gonna
35:52
punch through. You sound like you got banned from Disney plus somehow. Yeah,
36:00
you don't talk about it is a little bit like that best best not
36:07
ask follow up questions and stuff like that. Just let it ride the mouse
36:10
house. Let me back in number four, number four. I think I've
36:16
got this higher than anyone else. Crusade chats. I don't know. I
36:22
just enjoyed it, liked her backstory, liked her getting by. I didn't
36:30
like that bit, but no, you loved it, loved it. That
36:37
was when that was when you got bandana. Just tie the ball, Yeah
36:40
for sure. Yeah, we were watching that one. Just the idea that
36:45
these guys literally building a crusade to come and destroy us. It's like the
36:51
English back in the day. That's interesting because you had such a dish I
36:53
remember with like the idea that basically introduced that ascension has to do with geography.
36:59
I remember that was your big thing. You were just like, oh,
37:00
that's the whole season is Oh, yeah, that's true, that's true.
37:04
Yeah, that just kind of yeah, pointed it out more so,
37:07
mate, you just was that what you said number four. Number three.
37:10
That was four four, the first episode ever directed by Robert C. Cooper,
37:16
who sade, yeah, that's a shame. He wrote it as well,
37:20
written and directed. It's not on your top three, so you're fine,
37:24
you say good, Yeah, it's all good. Number three a beach
37:28
head Ye's return, gigantic explosion chop, number two avalon that's up there for
37:37
me. And number one same as Mitch Ripple effect, classic old school SG
37:42
one. He does feel it's like, um uh oh god, what's the
37:49
big one from season four? I've quickly blanked on the name, like yeah,
37:53
it's like window opportunity two point Yeah. It is like a fun yeah,
37:58
absolutely, just throwing it out there. Good stuff kill all right.
38:02
My top six in then I was sixth position ties that bind I love me
38:07
that viol scavenger hunt to do this, you gotta do this, you gotta
38:10
do this, you gotta do this. Yeah that makes sense. The old
38:13
the old Monkey does make sense. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
38:16
It's just a lot of there was no Stargate, but a lot of wormhole
38:19
action and yeah, let's go there and then let's go there. It's like,
38:22
yeah, you could just watch the amazing race. Yeah. I like
38:25
she had like a what looked like a fast gate pulse pistol. That was
38:30
cool. And then it was like the hustle pretending to be a monk with
38:34
listen, this is starget. There's always something good in every episode. Very
38:37
true, very true. Just the opening credits, Yeah, number five Mary
38:44
Poppins and space Corn. Yeah, I love that and obviously that badass beam
38:50
in. What's your favorite bit of that episode? Um, different to your
38:53
favorite bit, which was Carter's top. I know, we know this.
38:59
I loved all that stuff. That no explanation of how they got out of
39:02
that scenario with the Lucien Lions guys on the guns on his face, Yeah,
39:07
and then just cut to them out of there. They took me back
39:09
to um the other guys where Tiken, Jackson, Tilke and Jack were held
39:15
captive and they got bored and decided to go and commandeer in Alkesh And we
39:19
never find out any more than that, but they did it. They've they've
39:22
got runs on the board. He's fine. Tilk was there, Daniel was
39:28
their card was there. They helped, They helped, but we were at
39:30
their point of view and we just saw him running out of that barn.
39:32
That's all you need, mate, That's all you need. And then obviously
39:35
that great by the great scene at the end, we're like, maybe if
39:37
he had if he had like pulled out a flash bang, maybe he didn't
39:42
never have been cool, just that would have been cool. But then we
39:45
make up for that at the end of the episode where you've got that cool
39:47
beam in where like they're all in that cool like squatted position, and then
39:51
Tilke's got the twin guns holding his arms out and then they're tagging all the
39:55
gates. Yeah that was fun. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
39:59
A good episode. Mattie soap gagster holding them sad ways. Yeah, number
40:06
four Arthur's mantle. I love the old our face kind of stuff. And
40:09
for me, better than Crystal Skull, Like, if you're going to compare
40:13
the two premises, I wouldn't have thought so. Yeah, for me,
40:15
I've got to get better than Crystal scull Although who knows where I listed Crystal
40:19
Sculls. Probably it might have been my top one for the season, who
40:22
knows, And my top three in the number three position, I mean it's
40:28
just spot for choice at this point. But number three, Ripple Effects,
40:31
number two prototype and number one. Beachhead. Yeah, yeah again based on
40:40
my My main criterior is if I'm just craving some star again and i just
40:45
pull out a DVD off the shelf, which I'm going to watch first,
40:50
and I think that's the only reason why beach Head and Prototype made it over.
40:52
Ripple effect is I love seeing I get Carter and Valor together, even
40:58
though I don't think that actually we talked about the episode. They don't actually
41:00
exchange any dialogue with each other, except for who invited the extra backup dancer
41:06
like Harder got all bitchy? Um, and Prototype, I just I love
41:10
I love that, Um, I love the creepy kaylor and um what's that
41:16
the great line he has with Woolsey where he's like, or do you prefer
41:19
Dick? Yeah? Just and in the British accent, like evil is always
41:22
better in a British accent, all of Britain, all of Britain. He's
41:30
the great British Ambassador. Yeah, he's the Northern England accent in that.
41:37
Yeah, he's the okay British ambassador, not the Great British Ambassador. He's
41:42
the okay British ambassador. The messages and now for a word from our sponsor,
41:52
making it so I get into geek. Yeah. The only way that
41:55
you get the only way that you get Star Trek is if you pay for
42:00
it, advertiser, I love it. Brought to you by leather jackets,
42:05
Space Space leather jackets. They're cool jackets. Mate. Are you sick of
42:08
going to work about Daniel's jacket? Clear yourself an easy. That's what we
42:16
need. We need we need a little blood four ball. We've talent,
42:22
the scores, guys can go. That's all right, just the glary handed
42:29
you have. What can you prepare one of these little sheets ahead of next
42:31
weeks? Make it a bit bigger so you can fill in the I may
42:35
not have time to do that. You've set the standard set for standard high.
42:38
You've got to keep it there. Well, I'll keep it it that
42:42
exact standard. I won't improve on it anyway. That exactly very good?
42:45
All right, we'll go with the bottom three, the sucky three first of
42:49
all three. As we said, this is a this is a golf scoring
42:52
system. So you were ranked number thirteen, you get thirteen points high score.
42:58
Well, you did some serious matters. He looked right at me when
43:00
he said ranked thirteen. Well I don't know why. Yeah, you're right.
43:04
Well, so we'll go to the sixteenth. Of the eighteen episodes that
43:07
we ranked, We'll go to number sixteen, to our third worst of the
43:10
season. Totaling across four different votes are total of fifty five points. That's
43:17
a lot. That's a lot of strokes, you know what I mean?
43:20
In the rank. Isn't in number sixteen The Powers that Be? Yeah,
43:25
no, that's fair. Okay, So episode number four or five, I
43:29
guess, depending on how you look at it. After the two part The
43:31
Powers that Be, it beats out our second place, but only one vote,
43:37
fifty six, ranking at seventeenth of eighteen episodes that we've discussed on today's
43:42
podcast, The skir Makes Sense Best Bugs, Yeah bos. And now for
43:52
our final episode of the season. As far as ranking goes, the eighteenth
43:58
the worst of its sixty four points. Oh well, clear of anything else.
44:07
It is Ethon. The highest ranked place it was everybody, it was
44:15
in everybody's bottom for six thirteenth was the highest place that was I think things,
44:21
do you, Maddie, it's and the lowest was in eighteen and I
44:23
only gave Scourge ten. Yeah, so there we go. Those are our
44:29
bottom three episodes of the season, The Powers that Be in sixteen and seventeen,
44:32
the Scourge and Ethon in eighteen. But now we can actually look forward
44:36
to the top three, top three of the season. I want to get
44:42
drum Er off for reaching everyone because this is great stuff talking about the best
44:45
three. Now, I said, golf scores and this is a type of
44:47
you know there ses eagle. Look, it's a couple of eagles, to
44:53
be fair, but it received the votes of seven, three, one,
45:00
one, and two for a total of thirteen. Should have done this after
45:05
Avalon part one and two for our second that was my middle section. I
45:10
was it. Yeah, I must give it at the seven you were the
45:13
seven. Yeah, always the outlier though, Maddie, Yeah, happy with
45:15
that. We should have been doing this type of scoring the whole time.
45:20
Yeah, it's much for so much easier then, like Maddie's ridiculous emancipatient,
45:27
wouldn't have left it down in that bottom three weighed down cut the first cut
45:34
this one. I've cut this one off and just go with our second best
45:37
of the season, receiving scores of two, six, three, and it
45:43
was number one for someone Beach head that's well made. It was one point
45:47
difference between avalon and beach head. But we're looking ahead and it's pretty obvious
45:52
the only one that's not had beach head only. How no, let's just
46:00
leave let's let's just leave it at damn you assume my let's just leave it
46:05
at one person in this room definitely hasn't had beach and not named names.
46:08
Yeah, definitely the narrat we've had a beach route. I know that you
46:13
told me about you were there in the mangroves. You were behind him at
46:16
the time. Oh yeah, mangroves. Yeah yeah, well wait wait wait
46:21
wait wait is a mangrove and beach? Well, it's otherwise it's sandy,
46:23
but it would just be called a beach. If you spoke to Anakin Skywalker,
46:28
he probably classes as beach ish beach Jason, beach Jason. But then
46:34
again, if you get headed in the hotel across the road from the beach,
46:37
that's also beach and having head in a sandpit doesn't count playground. Were
46:42
you this guy? This is the guy who's been seven months last year in
46:49
Egypt, So trying to leave that out there and everything's a sandpit that was
46:53
actually all right, put the focus back onto the only episode that had a
47:00
single digit total tally ranked first third, first third, ripple effect. Yeah,
47:08
of season nine, I'm not alone there. Did you give that number
47:12
three as well? I gea, that was my number one. Brendan and
47:14
I gave that, Okay, So Craig and I both gave number three.
47:16
Ye highly Yeah, you get some good old good characters back. Yeah,
47:22
probably too many teams is broader in it. That's my only kind of down.
47:25
So they could have brought Jack back as an invisible character. Ye give
47:30
phrase them all to do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, definitely bring back
47:35
a niece just for one episode with you. Yeah, you could done a
47:39
lot, You could done a lot. Yeah, probably obviously the budget would
47:44
have increased. But overall a good season though, Yeah, pretty solid for
47:49
a show that's essentially restarting. Like you guys said, it felt like a
47:52
pilot avalon one and two, when you're having to really kick off and not
47:55
have Carter there and essentially not have Carter there. Yeah. Yeah, it
47:59
was like the Dolphins season. It's not it's not so bad, but also
48:04
not that memorable. You know, it's obviously the worst, and that's probably
48:12
I can't even They're all still good though, you know what I mean.
48:15
Apart from Ethon, I would say, apart from pals a B, I've
48:20
got that as eleventh. I enjoyed it, like Craig, you enjoyed the
48:25
outfit. Yeah, I liked it. How she was like, I'm a
48:29
simple man, go and do this, and go and do that, and
48:32
was saying, so you came back here when you weren't. Yeah, we
48:36
shall have a content. It's a we call a trial. Yeah. Yeah,
48:39
she's like a smurf. Like everything everything's named after her. She's like
48:44
a smurf. Yeah, fair enough, it's a trial at astra Oh it's
48:51
done before they get into gate Hairy Male, not before I do this.
48:58
That's for you, Craig much. I love that you got that. Yeah,
49:02
that's impressive. Well, here's the one that's uploading them. So that
49:06
was a week ago though, what was that's the episode title of the third
49:09
episode of the current season. And he's got to vet it too before it
49:14
goes on get into geek. Yeah, fine, your right, episode number
49:20
two, because episode number three was Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, which they
49:22
stole from the Orville. Well, i'll stop from Shakespeare. But then yeah,
49:27
that's that's a whole another podcast that was one and Shakespeare sold it from
49:31
someone probably yeah, probably from da Vinci, I don't know, just naming
49:36
other old guys. Probably Einstein's, like all those people that just existed before.
49:40
They all seem like too smart to exist anywhere near this century. Yeah,
49:44
Pythagoras or something. Yeah, Milden's catding on. That's what that mem
49:54
said to you guys the other week. It was just so simple, it's
49:57
fun. It's like it just had, you know, cat hours. Ignore
50:00
that. So we got some. We got some mau bag first one,
50:08
just a very very fresh one from friend of the show, member of the
50:13
team Jacob, who is watching Ull taking his girlfriend through Stargate and they've just
50:17
made their way on euphemism. You have no idea, um sandpis So Jacob
50:25
and Ellen have made it to Atlantis and then watching through the wonderful amazing beesos
50:31
app paying their double double double and they won for one. It like we've
50:37
done with the podcast. No, so they've done all of all of season
50:39
eight of SG one and now they're doing all of season one of Atlantis.
50:44
I don't think anyone's done it like and then they just for podcast. Yeah,
50:49
so he did point out a little something which obviously we know because we're
50:52
all definitely watching um Stargate on the official well the app. Obviously we're all
50:58
watching them on there and paying out our double subscrip options obviously. But yeah,
51:00
he's a little bit of trivia for you. I didn't mention this on
51:05
the many voice recordings that that we sent to you. But what's interesting about
51:10
the pilot of Atlantis, at least the version that they have on Amazon now,
51:16
it did not include the montage, the goodbye montage because I remember you
51:21
talking about a shot of Shepherd deciding whether he wants to go or not completely
51:25
put out, and Narim two point zero was cut out of it, like
51:30
he did not make an appearance in the episode, and there were some bumpers
51:34
like that have the Sorge in Atlantis title um, like in the middle of
51:38
the episode of the ad breaks. So it's like they did it differently,
51:42
and so I hope they don't keep doing that because it was shit, Like
51:45
it's really annoying, just a little bit of editing going on over on the
51:51
the Amazon and MGM at Yeah, and it'd be different if like it was
51:57
just a fan thing that you take Narram two point out out and then you're
52:00
not then you're taking out like one key character's you know, secondary performance in
52:05
the spinoff. So not to confuse anyone with the fact that they were a
52:08
very much recurring character in the original series, but he would have had a
52:13
scene with her prior that montage. Otherwise his appearance in the montage with Weird
52:16
wouldn't have made any sense because it would have just then been a hanging.
52:20
Why isn't a ream hanging? Like they very would have clearly would have had
52:22
to have established that he was a different character. So but yeah, that
52:23
whole montage, I like, we sort of laughed at some of the stuff
52:27
that was in there, but I feel like it was it was key enough
52:30
ye like Ford saying goodbye to his grandparents and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
52:34
and otherwise and you lose it, Like I felt like Shepherd two was like,
52:37
oh, I don't know if I want to do that, and then
52:37
all of a sudden, he's just going through like I think you needed him
52:40
looking you know, a little bit, a little bit solid say to him,
52:45
yeah, you know, if you haven't decided by the time we get
52:47
back, I don't want Maybe they thought that was enough. Yeah. Who
52:52
sits there and decides that needs to be edited out though? And then added
52:55
Amazon, you've got to pay someone else to do that. Yeah, what
53:00
what's the point? Oh, unless it wasn't offensive or anything. I know
53:05
this from the Scrubs podcast with streaming serves and stuff like that. The whatever
53:10
they call it, like the permission they have runs out for the use of
53:15
songs and music. So like Scrubs is known very very well for using like
53:20
perfect music to underscore the end of every episode and stuff like that. They
53:23
in like on Disney. Plus they've had to change some of the music because
53:27
they don't have the rights to use those songs anymore. That's interesting, So
53:30
I wonder I think it might have just been a score running over that montage.
53:35
I don't think they would have used like a needle drop or anything like
53:37
that. But that's bullshit. I hate copyright, especially from people that are
53:43
dead. It's like, say, Michael Jackson, I hate copyright ort to
53:45
you by the Pirate Bay dot com. Yeah, but like that you paid
53:49
for it, all right, Yeah, paid for it. So that it's
53:52
also a weird thing where they sort of said on the Scrubs podcast, it's
53:55
like, well, when they negotiate the rights for all these songs, streaming
54:00
wasn't a thing. So part of the agreement was, yeah, you could
54:04
put it on the DVDs and whoever the artists gets residuals. So they didn't
54:07
foresee streaming, but they never negotiated streaming, which is I think got a
54:10
lot to do with what's happening with the strike going yea in America at the
54:15
moment, is because there haven't been a lot of negotia, especially for the
54:17
older shows where actors are still getting in residuals for their appearances. Writers aren't
54:22
or they're getting you know, chat GBT. I thought that was their issues
54:29
that AI stuff. No, it's just about their they're not getting residuals on
54:34
or getting paid a proper wage to write stuff anymore. Right when streaming is
54:37
going to come into it and it's going to be far more beneficial for the
54:40
streamers because they're paying them for ten percent of like the life as opposed.
54:45
Yeah, because you think about it, if you buy season one of Stargate
54:49
on DVD, you pay you thirty backs and everybody who was involved in one
54:54
was seventy or eighty. Yeah, every person gets their cut of that.
54:59
But then you can rewatched that DVD a million times, but no one's getting
55:02
any money for it. Whereas if it's on a streaming service, every time
55:06
we watch an episode of something, residuals come in. It's like reruns.
55:09
Every time there's a rerun, you know. So that's what I was going
55:12
to say. Sure, um, what about reruns with Scrubs because he said
55:15
that they didn't foresee streaming, but surely Scrubs would be on reruns. Yeah,
55:22
I'm not sure how that how that goes in terms of the music and
55:24
stuff like that. That'd be interesting, Like if I know, and say
55:28
Channel seven here in the used to show Scrubs and would like replay it during
55:31
the midday, that if you watched it on Disney Plus, it would sound
55:36
different than if you flicked over and watched it on network television on the same
55:38
day. Well, I know, I know. Charmed had to do that
55:40
with their actual theme song, like their opening credits song was that song from
55:45
the eighties, Um I Am the Sun and the I Am Human. The
55:51
copyright ran out on that, so the last season DVD, like after the
55:53
should the last season has a different song wow playing over the open streaming services.
56:00
Now it has this new weird It just goes into all the contracts and
56:04
stuff that they have to sign, which is like, if it's annoying,
56:07
I guess if you took it any further, it'd be like physical media should
56:10
be the enemy of that too, in the sense that, like we I
56:16
think about it quite off. If I go and I go to it,
56:19
you know, buy physical media, and I buy a Blu ray that's on
56:21
sale. You know I didn't buy it when it was new. I want
56:23
to add it to my collection, and you know, it's twenty percent off,
56:27
but I'm a member of JB High Fight, so I get an extra
56:29
five or ten percent off and I go in. Then I pick up a
56:30
movie for six dollars ninety and I'm thinking thousands of people got paid for this,
56:37
all the catering, all the everything, everything that's too much to list,
56:40
everything that went into the making of this movie, and the months and
56:45
months and years and years of some people effort that went into this. And
56:47
I'm buying it for less than one person's meal on one day of making the
56:54
film, and I own it forever, And it just seems so like unfair
56:59
in a way, like that's my contribution. Like if one hundred thousand other
57:01
people also go out there and pay six dollars to buy it, then that's
57:04
obviously contribute everybody. How you said that though someone sitting at home going that's
57:08
an extra way to make money is every time you press play on your DVD
57:12
player, it's gonna Yeah, it's almost like DVD is one thing, but
57:15
it's like if you ever bought it on like iTunes back in the day you
57:17
bought your movies on Apple, that should just be like a five or ten
57:22
year lease on it, almost like hey, this is yours, you don't
57:24
have to rent it. You can buy this for thirty bucks. But in
57:29
ten years time, that's going to be inactive and you're going to need to
57:30
buy it all over again, you know, as opposed to like what if
57:32
YouTube does that? Because I've bought a few movies and stuff on YouTube,
57:37
series and stuff like that. I think I bought an episode of True Blood
57:40
on Apple iTunes and it's been it's still on my thing that's like ten years
57:45
ago. Yeah, well now I'm wondering which episode it was. But you
57:47
needed to think it was the finale of season five and I couldn't find it
57:52
on pirate Bay or something. Yeah, well, Maddie, it's time,
57:58
okay. And you can't even say that we did this. You kind of
58:00
brought it upon yourself in several ways. You brought this on yourself. I
58:05
mean you've you've you've made your mistakes a couple of times an episode in some
58:08
in some cases, but then you also threw it out there and today,
58:10
look, maybe we need to kind of, you know, bring back the
58:15
old yeah punishment. You said, Look, you know I gloated a little
58:22
bit, a little bit over getting one over you, well, not really
58:25
getting over Britain, but I faked it well enough that you let it slide
58:29
on the day. Um yeah. And then I stupidly put it open to
58:34
everybody and said, hey, is it a well done high pitch you got
58:38
away with it, or is it a yeah? Is it you've got to
58:40
be punished? Box of shame? And by a percentage of eighty seven percent
58:47
to thirty three percent, it was box of shame. Him. Um,
58:52
if you're forgetting, it's from collateral damage. And this is this is what
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I madaged to get away with. That was two months ago. But here
58:58
and talk to you guys for two hours just about there's a there's a line
59:00
from something somewhere like a careful no no. I generally can't remember where it's
59:07
from, but it's like, what are we if not some of our memories
59:09
like that's what we are. It's like you really are leader in a sense?
59:15
I am, after all? What is a person? But as some
59:19
of their memories love it good episode season three facets and it's nine get amongst
59:25
it. And then we had, you know, people not letting you get
59:29
away with that? Yes, so what do we decide? Everyone had to
59:30
go to what the hundredth or two hundredth episode, episode one or one hundredth
59:36
episode on YouTube? On YouTube, throw a subscribe, which you should do
59:40
anyway. I liken it. Subscribe, you know, don't don't tease us
59:45
with one, give us both leave a comment and uh then we're gonna,
59:51
you know, pick pick our faves and give it to Maddie and he's gotta
59:53
he's gonna say it with with I want passion, mate, I want.
59:58
I don't want you to just to re the words like a robot and chat
1:00:01
gpt this like read it like you mean it? Yeah, Okay, so
1:00:06
I'm reading we got two here, I've got two one one from brend and
1:00:08
one from Mitch. They both chosen their favorites. Yeah, so I'm reading
1:00:12
these ones from Bryce, Bryce Petalis, actually both from Bryce. Yeah so
1:00:16
they are Yeah, okay, so you two are in you all three you
1:00:20
in cahoots. Then, So thank you for everyone who's subscribed, by the
1:00:23
way, and liked the video and also wrote a comment. They're all excellent,
1:00:29
but Maddie refused to read all of them. All right, let's start
1:00:35
with all. This is a big one. It's a long one. Uh.
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Spoilers ahead for SGA late sory spoilers for s g A later seasons ahead.
1:00:47
I really hate Elizabeth Were as a character. Yeah, good point.
1:00:51
Elizabeth never does any good negotiating. That's a lie. That wasn't meaning to
1:01:00
read it to start again, I was out. Spoilers for SGA later seasons
1:01:06
ahead. Sorry, Mitch, I really hate Elizabeth Were as a character.
1:01:09
Elizabeth never does any good negotiating, and she frequently lets her emotions dictate her
1:01:17
decisions. Very clear about that, very frequently. Not how a season negotiated
1:01:24
would behave. The the best thing about her character is that you get to
1:01:30
see her die four times. See she is not as many, not as
1:01:36
many as Daniel. I like that he started off with something that's for me,
1:01:44
which I will give her Bryce credit for. He said it might be
1:01:45
too late and the two right, I'm so sorry, might be too late
1:01:51
too. With one oh, and he's they've put in brackets, Mitch,
1:01:54
that's for you. They're fully aware. But I think Maddie will hate this,
1:01:59
which he did, um, but then goes on to put spoilers down,
1:02:04
which okay, he did say spoiler they did say spoiler alert. But
1:02:07
also the spoilers affect me because I have not seen Atlantis. But you know,
1:02:13
but you know, we know that four times would at least insinuate that
1:02:16
the first three times that we see Elizabeth dye, there's no permanency to it.
1:02:21
So I mean, how many times have we seen Daniel die? Exactly
1:02:22
right? So hopefully hopefully Weird comes back naked like Daniel did. That that'd
1:02:28
be good. It happens with a ball gag in a mouth can talk.
1:02:32
Ball gag has got a good runner. Last few weeks. I got to
1:02:36
say, uh, and the second one, I'm not happy about this.
1:02:43
I should I shouldn't have pre read it. I shouldn't have pre read it.
1:02:45
That's that's where I made the mistake. Are you sure you didn't write
1:02:47
this one, Brendan, I'm sure. Martin Giro is one of my favorite
1:02:55
writers of all time. Childhood's End is one of the most well written episodes
1:03:04
of the Stargate series. Furthermore, let's just play the thing. Brendan knows
1:03:09
way more about Stargate. Brendan knows way more about Stargate than I do.
1:03:15
Brendan knows way more about Stargate than I do. Look, I'm not happy
1:03:20
about it. What do you think he knows more about Stargate than you do,
1:03:22
Maddie? Because other people think he knows more than Brendan knows way more
1:03:27
about Stargate than I do. I have no follow ups. Well, oh
1:03:32
good lord, I will behave myself. I will. I will hide my
1:03:37
mistakes better, Yeah, and will not gloat about them when I get away
1:03:40
with them. Yeah. And you know, Brendan's just stepped out for a
1:03:44
second so you can hear this in the replay. But you know, I'm
1:03:45
not totally against the idea of obviously bringing up other references. I mean,
1:03:50
I do it all the time. I'm just also not against you know,
1:03:53
some type of like in show punishment, like playing a little bit of what
1:04:03
I mean, you can't tell me what I like because I don't even know.
1:04:06
I don't even know what I'm referencing there. I don't know what I
1:04:08
don't know what I am playing. So I love a good sound bite.
1:04:11
Yeah, I love love a good sound bite. Now that I've got my
1:04:13
computer back in front of me, it's all. I've been working with all
1:04:15
the bits and pieces, yes, but I as we established a couple of
1:04:18
podcasts ago in Inferno, I've you know, I've got to get around to
1:04:24
actually, you know, getting a few that's ones. And so for myself
1:04:28
for the franchises that I bring up, and I have been thinking hard.
1:04:31
I've got a couple for one or two of them maybe. But you know,
1:04:35
I've occasionally reference you know, some Marvel, I'll bring up some Star
1:04:39
Wars. I've thrown a couple of James Bond references in there. There's Lord
1:04:43
of the Rings. You know, I've definitely got one for that for Lord
1:04:46
of the Rings. So well, look, maybe I'll try and retire my
1:04:48
Star Trek references for next season. Oh no, no, just focus hardcore
1:04:53
and my Gilmore Girls reference. Yeah, well yes you have got us.
1:04:57
That's one, two and three for that. But what I'm saying is that,
1:04:59
Yeah, what you got punished for was hiding the reference that you made
1:05:02
and when no one else got it, you didn't bring it up, you
1:05:05
didn't mention it, and we had to have one of our great listeners right
1:05:10
into us and let us know that you got away with something. I mean,
1:05:13
if you guys watched the TV shows, then you would know. Sure.
1:05:15
See the way I was able to hide that reference, it's because it's
1:05:17
DS nine and that's the one Star Trek that Brendan hasn't watched. There was
1:05:21
a voyage of references. He's going to know it much much better. Yeah,
1:05:26
only you guys knew how many Star Trek references he hied. Yeah,
1:05:29
don't anyone. Don't anyone go back so much. Yeah, or I'll be
1:05:33
getting punished for a whole episode. Okay, Well we'll clear the slate.
1:05:38
Yeah, as far as you know what's happened in the past, that's fine.
1:05:41
We'll clear that slate. So ongoing next season, it's all Gilmore Girls
1:05:44
reference, make reference, make your reference. But we've just got to no,
1:05:47
it's going to be clear so that we can fire up a little sound.
1:05:49
Butte in your ass. Just if Brendan did finally watched DS nine,
1:05:54
then you know I'm doing it on purpose, which is ironic because it's like
1:05:59
that that's the one you would like the most. Maybe I don't like the
1:06:02
pilot it's dull. Yeah I can see that for you. But yeah,
1:06:10
I think you get into it. I'm sure I would. You are basically
1:06:13
cool, so right, I like the other guy, this lip smacky guy.
1:06:18
Oh yeah, that's um, that's the Space Nazis. He was like,
1:06:25
yes, I'm getting aside. He's dead. Get into Geek, get
1:06:32
into Gate, get into Gate, star Gate Podcast. Get into it now
1:06:39
before it's too late.