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Bottle O’Piss: The Rock Pissing in Bottles, Alan Wake 2 & STALKER 2 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I have some bad news Matt is going to be doing this without
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  drinking oh yeah I just have coffee he's not going to be funny he's not going to
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  be funny at all cuz it be very weird if you drinky alcohol at this time Jesus
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  that mug is intense that's my Christmas mug it's crus your crampus mug I tell
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  you you wouldn't want to get stoned and have a cup of tea' be like what are you looking
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  at welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy that was a gift for Christmas last year
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  amazing we we're coming up to Christmas very soon actually that's why I'm using
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  the mug Luke no I think you're using it too soon I think you should be waiting
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  at least one more week nope no my TR up the wrath's on my door the truth is I
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  was getting coffee and I was like well I need a mug for the show which one am I
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  going to choose what Mug's a talking point yeah I like let's have a look and
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  then my team is getting upset with me and all the other teams around the area
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  putting up Christmas decorations my team not allowed to put up a until the first
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  all right you're one of those bosses I don't like Christmas and I also hate
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  putting up decorations you don't like Christmas no start recording first we are recording
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  we are recording oh okay is this the show has this been a show the whole time
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  yes so the reason I hate decorations is everyone superer into it they put up all
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  these decorations and then they go on leave does anyone come back the first
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  Christmas no I'm the first one to come back into the office who has to take all
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  the [ __ ] down me you could leave it no it annoys me
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  see that again this sounds like a you problem yeah if everyone else is in well
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  in the spirit of it and there's just [ __ ] the Grinch pulling the tinsil
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  down everybody's bringing gifts guess who has to receive them me no I'll with
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  receiving gifts I guess I'll drink all this eggnog will I oh I made some more
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  eggnog oh I did yeah did you have to make more already yeah I'm I have to
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  make another batch cuz we have we have a Yu party every year does egg go off I
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  don't know I've never had any you're going to make that little log that you
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  got to you got a bat for presents yeah nice yeah yeah K but also I'm going to
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  make a a cake log for for Ule and everything but the NOG I make is um it's
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  a Alton Brown recipe for aged eggnog oh
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  aged people it's got so much booze in it
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  that um you can age it for it's he says preferably at least 2 weeks up to a year
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  could be longer but be careful um Jimmy my friend made it and
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  we drank it I think two few years later
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  and we survived oh wow wow did you enjoy
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  it yeah it had a a funny aftertaste at that point uh just a just a slight
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  little aftertaste I think but like it was still good but you Soldier it
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  on and then not only not just we drank it we drank it at at um the the place we
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  do trivia at the at the brewery so M A lot of people drank it you and all take
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  your own drinks to the brewery special circumstances ah but egg
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  dog's not really an Australian thing it's more of an American and Europe
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  thing isn't it we did used to get maybe it's it needs to be
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  cold that's what I'm thinking I think it's one of those Northern Hemisphere
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  things you don't want to drink anything eggy on a on a summer day hot summer
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  you're right hot or cold yeah I mean I did used to when I was there when it was
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  available but more for the yeah I had the odd nog more for the vibe not for
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  the like oh I feel you know I feel like something really thick yeah yeah
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  something thick and
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  eggy 40° yeah what if scrambled eggs was a
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  drink also make it it Wass
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  Dan M MH you have to pasteurize the
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  eggs I'm disappointed I'm going to protest you should next week I'll let
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  you get away with it this week I'm upset that's all I'm saying next week oh right
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  I see right I thought you were saying this week you'll let it get away with it
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  next week you can come down hard but next week it'll be allowed right next
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  week is all out next week I won't be complaining if we don't talk about it
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  now we just let it go just speaking of Christmas Jen's been and Jordan sister
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  have been watching Christmas movies The Unofficial ranking of the Christmas
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  movies well I did yeah that I've now learned as unofficial discussed last
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  time they just told me oh this is Christmas movie of the year and I
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  assumed there was an authority congratulations everybody they had
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  Authority so we watched it and I said okay what was the Christmas movie of the
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  year last year and they said oh we've only started doing it this year like wa
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  you decided yeah well someone's got to
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  decide right so they've been watching Christmas movies and I went so Thursdays
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  I think Jordan comes around and then so I'll go out and then I I I was like oh
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  this is a movie with a certain actress in it okay haven't seen her in a while
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  MH all grown up come back in here do some work go back
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  out I'm like the movie must have ended at this point like they're into another
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  movie she's still in it I'm like that's confused and then the next time I'm like
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  it's her again and then I was like are they doing this on purpose do they know
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  that this is a this is a matte
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  meme um so yeah if you click through you'll find that uh a certain actress by
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  the name of lacy shabar m does a lot of Christmas movies now yeah that's a
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  strange Niche isn't it well I don't know I mean she sort of been lost in space and then
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  disappeared and now we found her and there's one so one of these is um this
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  one of Merry Scottish Christmas I could
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  get also Stars Scott wolf oh and five
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  reunion right so I walk out and I'm getting a cup of coffee or whatever and
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  I look up and I'm like oh she's not supposed to be dating her brother in
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  this is she and uh and they both look at me like how did you know that there were
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  brother and sister in this movie oh and I said oh okay that's good I see what
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  they've done there and then they're like what are you talking about and I was
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  like Party of Five what you a wife and a sister are two young to know Party of
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  Five they know what it is but I guess they didn't think of it and then they
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  were oh yeah but I mean scolf you're either thinking Party of Five or the
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  double dragon movie I mean he's not in a lot but I am kind of happy that they did
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  go their brother and sister not Tred to go we' got both of them loving TR I was
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  instantly like oh they didn't did they that's that's not on that's
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  incest the two biggest stars in Singapore and TV and music uh are
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  brother and sister in real life and they constantly get asked to play a couple on
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  screen and they they always down they're like we will not be doing that and
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  they're like no no no just acting and they're like not going to act it no not
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  going to do it she find that um that couple you made kiss
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  at yeah wonder if they're still
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  together I don't know it's sort of a shame I I didn't mind Lacy but hmark
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  Christmas movies is where she ended up I'm sure it pays well yeah maybe she she
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  likes M I tell you though it waste opportunity if I ever make a movie again
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  it's going to be said at Christmas because if you said a movie at Christmas
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  you're guaranteed people will watch it at least once a year at Christmas time
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  your movie will just be they they stagger the release of these things now
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  on Netflix like cuz the the the they've looked up the release schedule right
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  Jordan so they know what's coming and like there was one this week about a guy
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  who gets coopted into stripping at the the being the star of the movies
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  family's bar because it's not doing well and and it's that's the start
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  stripping that's he good shape I don't know who's who's in these movies except
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  for her yeah anyway that's what's going on in my
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  house yeah I'm just look all the things she she does one a year yeah yep
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  sometimes too I think that's great got power to you I'm glad she's still
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  getting regular work even if regular is once a year but I will be honest the
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  last thing I actually really remember her in was lost in space I think trip or
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  something no that was oh yeah me girls
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  was before oh was it no was after she
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  mean girl mean girl is very good Mean Girls is very funny here we go let's
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  have a look oh yes am I thinking of yeah
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  I am yeah I am thinking of trenburg the other ler
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  oh the same room as
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  we she's done quite a lot actually not that's not good uh I don't think I've seen all
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  these she she's in The Lion King 2 okay there's a there's a another
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  American Tale movie called The Treasure of Manhattan Island never heard of it t
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  was good and the sequel fival Goes West was also quite
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  good if you not know there's a fourth one American Tale the mystery of the
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  night monster she's in there I bet Spielberg wasn't directing at that point
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  I bet he was like someone else can do
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  these she's in daddy Dake
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  Daddy Daycare who is that's a that's a wrestler or something right Murphy Oh no
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  is Eddie Murphy you going to talk about a wrestler we can talk about a wrestler
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  anytime your favorite WR like
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  no what about when the liveaction Moana comes out will you will we give him
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  another chance hav seen the first one Moana is good Moana is very good is good
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  yeah I've heard it's good but it's not for me I mean probably not there's some
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  controversy around Mr The Rock I think Mr Rock I think the cont coming from him
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  and him just talking [ __ ] no no no no this was some there was some complaints
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  made like complaints made about his behavior on the set of this Ro uh red
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  one Christmas movie so this is also topical is a Christmas movie or is it
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  just said at Christmas no no it's um is a it's a Christmas mov because he's got
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  to go safe Center course he does of course he does Tim and
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  Chris Evans and uh there were some rumors going around people complaining
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  interns and whatnot or you know runners or whatever complaining that um he's so
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  busy that he would just piss in bottles on set and have people dispose of them
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  oh here take this he'd be like yeah hang on just give me a minute there you go
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  could you uh just get rid of that for me and uh and he wanted to clear it up so
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  he he did an interview he did clear it up he said yeah I did do that okay
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  right and that's all he said he said sorry about that or no yeah that's
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  something I do this is a qu and this is apparently all he would say about it I
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  pee in a bottle yeah that happens let's move
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  on so yeah and then on the on the topic of him showing up late which is also
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  something people complained about showing up late and uh but he's always working on top of
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  everything well apparently holding everything up is what you meant to say
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  and I thought he was like Mr diligent I thought he was I think he's got he's
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  doing too Bo right yeah right uh and he said like selling his tequila or
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  whatever it is that he's makes more money off than his movies someone said
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  he was eight hours late that's pretty late if I was eight hours for late that
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  would basically just be the next day yeah and he on that topic he said h 8
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  hours is a Banana's amount I don't think that's true but it was late I don't get
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  don't get me wrong like on a schedule like this couldn't 8 hours lead to like
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  two days loss type of thing with what You' set up and people you got scheduled
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  and especially when you're the brck you know like if I'm sure if I was 8 hours
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  late to a set they'd be like was Dan not here but when The Rock's not there and
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  You're Expecting The Rock to be there that's money you can't do the you can't
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  make a movie guy who's in the movie Just just have you guys both still not seen
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  Jungle Cruise no not seen is better than it has any right to be look I really did
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  used to like the rock but I don't know when it opens when it opens and you can
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  hear a Metallica Rift playing and you're like huh this movie might be for me
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  after all why is Metallica in this but I don't know he's just been air
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  bit of Metallica in it mat last few years he's just been getting more and
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  more look at me look at me look at me and focused on him
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  not I've noticed the a big shift used to be very positive all the news about like
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  that and then now it's kind of everyone's you know he's lost lost a bit
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  of the Goodwill there yeah huh like I I have a different favorite wrestler
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  now who is it who do you like more John Cena is it John Cena it's not Jake Paul
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  is it no John Cena John Cena has sort of
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  replaced he's sort of where to me John Cena is down where The Rock was 10 years
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  ago type of thing I like Luke's favorite wrestlers aren't
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  wrestlers Luke's favorite actors are also not former wrestler is what you meant to
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  say but no cu the rock he's still going back to wrestling because Luke doesn't
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  watch wrestling Matt he's only got seen them in movies and Luke doesn't even
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  watch that many movies he's been in just as many movies as you seen at one point
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  was Andre the Giant your favorite he was mine for a while yeah
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  Hollywood Hulk Hogan it would been Hulk Hogan Andre the Giant and then who else did
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  movies till the rock came along you're right and even when The Rock did
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  Piper when The Rock did scor I was like oh funny a wrestler's in a movie we'll
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  never see that again I still laugh at the fact possibility that rock could have been in
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  always sunny at one stage he could have been that wrestler
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  oh do you remember that he he was they were talking about him being that
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  wrestler and they went n he's too yeah right big for that but that was on the
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  books for literally too big but no he's I think everything's
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  gone to his head and it's all it's sort of like I don't a bit like Kevin Smith as
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  well oh like really used to like Kevin Smith but now he's also you g off Kevin
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  Smith see Kevin I know and he's met Kevin Smith right you've g off Smith I
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  never thought that would happen well I no I do actually want to see his most Li
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  way onto his podcast I do want to see his most recent movie but also
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  everything I see on social media it's all really him talking himself I see I
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  find his he can be quite self-deprecating though cuz like I've
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  heard him describe himself as like the most famous nonsuccessful person in the
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  world like he's like none of my movies have made any money none of the comic
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  books I've tried to get off the ground have happened yeah okay for someone who
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  lives in Hollywood makes lots of movies can get a movie made at the drop of a
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  hat I don't feel sorry for these people who go most unsuccessful successful person
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  like you're successful on him so much listen to the way he's talking about him
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  now no sympathy for him these guys [ __ ] him [ __ ] Hollywood Big
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  Wigs he made clerks at night where he worked that's when I liked him the
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  reason the shutters are down is because he if he opened them up you be able to
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  tell it was night time all right let's talk about people I
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  like maybe then well do you want to hear about somebody who's mentioned you twice
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  this week who my daughter has mentioned
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  you twice this week Luke the first time was was the other day day before
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  yesterday when she said have you spoken to your brother lately and I was like my
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  brother no and she was like oh you haven't talked to him on the screen with
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  the microphone and I realized she meant you yeah right and then today I didn't
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  clear it up or anything but then she seems to have gotten it sorted out
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  because today she says to me how's your friend and I said which friend and she
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  says to me your one
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  friend and then she goes Luke like I didn't even know you knew his
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  name but M for context the last twice the last the last twice the last two
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  times it was just been me and Luke Harper has come in the room so I think
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  she just thinks that once a week Luke and I just get online in chat Y and we
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  talk to our only friends well we do yeah yeah I was editing and had Final Cut
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  open and uh it was the episode recently where it was just was just Luke and I
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  and I had it up and then lra came in and then she was just poking around or
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  whatever and then Jenna came in to grab her and uh Jenna said oh do you know who
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  that is on the screen and she goes Daddy's friend I don't know all
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  right all right well I know which one of your daughters is getting a present oh
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  there you go oh um while we're on daughters though I'll just um something amazing happened
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  this week and I laughed and I I've continued to laugh at it every day since
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  and it just goes to prove something that years and years and ago a great comedian
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  said to me that there's no such thing as a new joke just a new audience and that
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  was proven to me this week when Harper saw something on TV that shocked her and
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  and made her laugh and she has not stopped going on about it since do you
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  know what she saw she saw someone slip on a banana
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  peel and it was the funniest thing she'd ever seen she's like he slept on a
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  banana peel of all things like and I'm like yeah yeah so she constantly
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  pretends anytime she slips for real she'll like whoo was there a banana pill
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  there like she thinks it's the most original and funniest thing she's ever
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  seen not one of the oldest jokes since
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  television yeah staple of Scooby-Doo episodes and whatever else should get
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  her into some Scooby-Doo maybe she'll like it I thought about that actually
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  yeah I've got the real monsters are human
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  beings always I've got some showand tell uh what we're talking about kids
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  speaking about real monsters so Before Christmas obviously it's Thanksgiving
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  here thanksgiving's coming up this week this week isn't it the 27th that's right
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  that's right it's coming up and uh lra brought home uh you know stuff from from
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  uh preschool MH and this piece of paper is uh a journal but I guess they do Journal
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  Journal hand turkey they do they she did do hand turkey turkey not not this year
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  but that's what I call jering off
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  says what does your family do for Thanksgiving and she's drawn a picture
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  of uh lots of things and I guess when asked it says here the teacher is
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  written to clarify lots of
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  spiders um how many spiders do you normally have at Thanksgiving and uh
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  well we asked her about it and she was like yeah SP spiders everywhere yeah she
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  and then and then she told Jenna she goes well I mean maybe you know when
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  it's dark if I call him a big spider will come and um she's got a pet
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  spider you hope this is a [ __ ] real spider when you start to ask her stuff
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  she she doesn't like to like she goes I don't want to talk about that how is
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  school don't ask yeah literally driving home in the car how how's your day I
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  don't want to talk about that yeah all right I when I'm in hospital and they go
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  what's your pain liel I go I don't want to talk about that yeah and they're like
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  10 it's a 10 have your idea on you I don't want to talk about that
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  yeah sir have you drinking I don't want to talk about
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  it m you didn't finish when asked about the spiders oh
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  call calling the spider at night she said she just said yeah yeah it's just a
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  picture of spiders it's like yeah okay that's what you do for
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  Thanksgiving yep and then down below it just says alyia eating pasta and crunchy
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  treats that mommy made and we're pretty sure she just meant Cheetos and mommy
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  did not make just got them from the shop she doesn't need to know that but she
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  poured him into the bowl right yeah yeah no no straight from
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  the bag just gets just gets [ __ ] out of I'm sure you have stop you have to ask a
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  million questions answer a million questions every day about just [ __ ]
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  everything and I found myself the other day just saying cuz that's how the man
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  who made it thought was the best way to do it like I don't I can't explain how a
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  TV works it just that's just the way smarter people than me decided to do it
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  we're reading you know the the John class and the hat series I know you know
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  I love those we have you know the one this is not my hat where the fish steals
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  the big fish's hat yeah so many questions that aren't answered by the
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  book like why did he steal the Hat well do say yeah because it didn't fit the
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  big fish and it fitted him and it's like you should he knows that he does mention
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  that later we'll get to that he knows should but he did it anyway oh yeah let
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  me read on you'll find out that's my biggest thing right now and but the end
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  of the book is ambiguous cuz the little fish steals the big fish's hat and goes
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  into the reads to hide and the big fish goes in after him and then just see the
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  big fish has got his hat back on and then she's and then I'm like close the
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  book and L's like what happened to the little fish and I'm like little fish did you
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  read the other one the the one with the bear that I want my hat back where the
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  and and it's not ambiguous like the the bear kills the rabbit and then someone
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  comes looking for the rabbit and the bear says I haven't seen a
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  rabbit yeah do you have the one where the rock falls from the sky I think it's
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  called The Rock that falls from the sky I've got the other one about the
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  turtles in the Hat [ __ ] great I don't have that one she has questions about
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  that too the um the turtles in this though the turtles in the rock falls from the sky
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  staring the rock that was a good movie and I won't have you say a word about it um no in
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  this I mean just rock falls from the sky weird stuff happens um but at one point
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  one just out of the [ __ ] blue one character just says to the other one
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  sometimes I like to think about what the future will be like and then it's just
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  sitting there two characters sitting there on the Rock like they were before
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  but all the trees around them are dead and there's this big eye with legs and a
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  laser beam just [ __ ] burning [ __ ] and then the other one just goes I don't
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  want to think about the future with you anymore I don't want to talk about that
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  anymore he's good though I still won't I still won't read my daughter the [ __ ]
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  seven hand skull yeah not da skull yeah she doesn't like that one she doesn't
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  pick that one anymore I wonder why she liked it she asked a lot of questions about
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  that but why I've started reading yeah
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  why are you reading this to me
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  everything just how it is kiddo my daughter just asked why does Frodo get
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  the ring in that story you made up and tell me at night yeah see I always feel
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  like it's a cop out to just say I don't know it's not in the book too and I I
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  want to go with it but then it's like at what point do I'm like am I like go to
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  bed yeah go to sleep you need to get through these books why is five book
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  tickets worst thing children can learn mhm there's that pH through their
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  life where that's the one question they will always ask for a couple of years
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  why but why and there's no answer to these because you get to the end of the
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  but why cuz it's the whole thing when you with like testing it's the or
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  incidents the five y why did this happen why did this happen and then after the
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  five y she get to the end but children don't understand the F fifth y they want
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  to keep going and there's nothing a rule is five the magic number you're like
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  listen before you go on I will I will answer you five times then I'm going to
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  get a drink in in instant management there is a whole thing about the five Y
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  which is how you get to the end of like why yeah is an actual thing but yeah
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  children don't training formal training I give training I don't do
• 25:43
  training fair enough he he receives
• 25:47
  gifts he gives training yes I just I I did a training module
• 25:53
  recently about not not receiving gifts so I'm sure Luke's not allowed to
• 25:57
  receive gifts would work either I got in trouble for receiving it wasn't a gift
• 26:03
  but I mean was a
• 26:06
  give it for itce
• 26:13
  yeah it at a job that will remain unnamed just in case this is a long time
• 26:19
  ago I was in the IT department and uh I was in charge of the printers and you
• 26:25
  could um scan the code on the toners to get reward things and it was like a
• 26:31
  business thing oh yes oh right um but like nobody was doing it so I just
• 26:38
  started doing it and then I got a I got a free printer from HP and my boss found
• 26:42
  out and was really mad cuz he was like it's supposed to be for the company I'm
• 26:46
  like what does the company want from this list of home like personal
• 26:50
  printers I I don't think it is supposed to be for the comp if you want me to not
• 26:54
  do it I won't do it well technically I'm pretty sure on the Spore print you're
• 26:57
  not meant to be doing yeah but not for any good
• 27:02
  reason but not for the work I think it's been cuz I think those types have being
• 27:06
  meant to be for personal people not if you're in a business you're getting
• 27:10
  contracts and discounts and so you're not Matt Matt works in it well I I
• 27:15
  wasn't paying for them then in his in ears right about okay I see yeah
• 27:20
  yeah yeah um they were just coming in as we ordered them I was scanning in the or
• 27:25
  typing in the code right right I swear it was a business thing though but
• 27:30
  anyway that's I got in trouble got we had a we had a thing at hm HMV when I
• 27:35
  worked there that um only people in Australia and England will know that
• 27:39
  it's a record store um where uh if you
• 27:44
  brought in so I think was 30 labels off of a bottle of coke you got a free
• 27:50
  disman and um people would just bring in
• 27:55
  uh labels all the time and be like I think that's 30 and I mean like it's 34
• 27:59
  but uh I'm keeping these and uh eventually four to my Tally yeah
• 28:05
  that's right I will be there's one already under the desk for when I get
• 28:09
  enough or if I don't doesn't when I work at Toys R Us they had a competition for
• 28:14
  who could sell like which store could sell the most Game Boy Game Boy colors
• 28:18
  and they called me up it was Game Boy Advance one of the new ones and they
• 28:21
  called up up went like your second at the moment like if you just get your s
• 28:25
  up a little bit more your still manag to to America and I'm oh what do I get
• 28:32
  you're still manag win a trip to America and I yeah but what what I like I'm selling
• 28:37
  them your store manager gets the trip to America yeah and I've gone oh thank you
• 28:43
  and then I stop and you know what I was going to buy one CU Game Boy Advance is one of
• 28:49
  the best hand handhold consoles ever made but yeah it was just a bit of a
• 28:54
  kicking the teeth like you're doing well a little bit better you're going to be
• 28:58
  but we're going to give it you still manag to get a trip but you get nothing
• 29:02
  yeah that's that's yeah I mean even if it was your whole team go you could
• 29:07
  still see why that's an incentive whole team don't just anything for the people
• 29:12
  incentivize the individual yeah like why call me and tell
• 29:16
  me that my win a drip altruistic as we are I I read a story this week that
• 29:23
  really tickled me so in the late '70s in
• 29:28
  the Soviet Union right when video arcades were taken off in the west
• 29:34
  someone high up in the state the Soviet state said is this something we should
• 29:39
  be introducing to our young people video arcades so they hired this group of guys
• 29:44
  and they sent them to USA UK
• 29:49
  um Japan and Continental Europe and their remit was go to as many arcades as
• 29:56
  you can play as many games as you can what a job see if they might be stuff
• 30:03
  that you think are they good and just write down as many things as you can
• 30:07
  about the ones that you think are good come back describe them to our Engineers
• 30:11
  who actually just mostly work in a musicians Factory remake them and and
• 30:16
  they and we will just then they just made arcade games so these guys just
• 30:20
  flew all over the world just play Arcade games then came back back and they
• 30:24
  ripped them described the good ones and and yeah made made ripoffs
• 30:30
  some of them are still out there you can you can CLA if you've got the um the M
• 30:34
  uh emulator you can you can play some of these old ones who would have a
• 30:40
  m i don't think it's illegal luk I you have to look
• 30:44
  around it is illegal Who's Coming For [Laughter]
• 30:51
  You Putin yeah they're like what what's that [ __ ] emulator and where's my [ __ ] printer
• 30:57
  [Laughter]
• 31:02
  he's speaking of games finished one oh it's not I thought you might have
• 31:06
  finished one spiral it's not a loop it's a spiral yeah and I wanted to ask okay
• 31:11
  so I'm talking about Alan Wake 2 I finished Allen wake 2 and all the DLC
• 31:15
  and everything so I finished only once correct and I was going to ask
• 31:19
  really played it then because I know that you've played it twice and now I
• 31:22
  know why you played it twice I think it's because you played the final draft
• 31:27
  I did yeah which is what happens when you finish the game doesn't change does
• 31:32
  it the game doesn't change at all in any way in any noticeable way the game
• 31:38
  changed because I played it better the second time and apparently there's
• 31:43
  different dialogue here and there that I certainly didn't notice other than the
• 31:47
  final scene which is totally different I going to ask is I don't
• 31:53
  particularly feel like playing through the whole game again right now but I was
• 31:56
  curious if it was worth it like if it was different enough
• 32:00
  wend I could just look up could watch it
• 32:03
  yeah yeah okay especially since the dlc's out now because I was I was I
• 32:10
  wanted more content you know so yeah play that I know you playing think I
• 32:14
  played it all Quantum bre three night Springs things yeah three night Springs
• 32:18
  n one yeah okay more yeah the Lake House Lake House was good I've popped it on
• 32:23
  and terrifying actually yeah I still need to get to playing it
• 32:29
  I need to do the DLC I don't know why I haven't I've been doing other things
• 32:33
  playing another game that's on this list we'll get to oh okay oh well I I'll just
• 32:39
  say yeah Alan W 2 is incredible everyone should play it it's great yeah yeah it
• 32:43
  really is interesting I can't wait to see what comes next like I know control
• 32:47
  two is next which is going to be good to see how that sort of ties you a little
• 32:51
  bit more I hope it's oh 100% it'll be
• 32:55
  control two oh part one you play as Alan Wake like you know like it's definitely going
• 33:01
  to well on that note so I finished Alan Wake 2 and I was I had kind of I had
• 33:07
  some things kind of in mind that I would want to play next but then I was just
• 33:10
  like I've got to do some more remedy stuff cuz I'm curious and I never played
• 33:14
  Quantum break it's on Game Pass so I insted it and I started playing Quantum
• 33:19
  break and it is a great game it's [ __ ] excellent I can't told all at
• 33:23
  the time it was a great game bought it bought it I've got it queued up good
• 33:28
  enough that I'm like how the [ __ ] did I not play this and then also there's
• 33:31
  there's elements of it so I mean I won't spoil anything but it's it's you know
• 33:34
  it's a time travel game and you get time powers and I can't believe this was a
• 33:41
  360 game yeah because someu in it where I'm like how the [ __ ] did this even work
• 33:46
  on the 360 because was it was there's a sequence and it's all it's good because
• 33:50
  it's like it's an action game in a way that Al long
• 33:54
  neck what's that oh yeah he's got a v a long neck yes
• 33:59
  it's an action game in a way that Alan Wake isn't it's all about more
• 34:02
  shooting yeah but it's good the the the the the action the shooting and stuff is
• 34:07
  is good and you have time Powers but there's also like all the powers and
• 34:12
  stuff work in the story as well like they're just very good at that and like
• 34:15
  there's a sequence where or a few sequences I assume one in particular
• 34:19
  made me go [ __ ] is like you go to a location and because you've got you've
• 34:25
  got time powers and 's a bit broken now m M every like you see like this time
• 34:31
  lapse of what happened in that location but just in just as you walking around
• 34:36
  it like in the game there's like you know like in a in a movie where it's
• 34:39
  time lapse where the people like jump in and disappear and then like like really
• 34:44
  fast like time lapse where like it's just happening around you as you walk
• 34:48
  around so your character is in normal speed and everything else is going in
• 34:52
  but the the the world is like cycling through time around you and like objects
• 34:57
  like popping in and out and people are like popping in and out and just but you
• 35:01
  can really see like what they were playing it doesn't look it looks like
• 35:05
  it's a new game like what you could see what they were trying to do back then
• 35:09
  and didn't while it was a great game it didn't quite work like with the live
• 35:13
  action and the thing and that is a bit jarring is that like I'll get put the
• 35:17
  controller down and watch an hour of Television like I love the concept but
• 35:22
  it is like a little bit like last night I got up to one and I was like I'm not
• 35:25
  watching this now not going to watch this because it's not like a it's it's
• 35:28
  not like five 10 it's an hour you got sit there and watch but the stuff you do
• 35:34
  in the game affects affects what happens in the television show like small things
• 35:39
  too which is why now I don't actually know the story of this but I'm okay for
• 35:45
  spoilers but when you say television show do you just mean
• 35:49
  casually full motion video sequences liveaction television show
• 35:54
  that you watch like you'd be playing the game and then well actually in my case
• 35:58
  what happened was I played through act one of the game and then uh it said time
• 36:03
  to watch an episode of quantum break the show okay um and then it said okay uh
• 36:10
  unable to stream episode it was like an error because apparently what you have
• 36:14
  to do now is download the DLC pack for the game that contains all the episodes
• 36:19
  like 100 Gig of oh of uh of of because there apparently there's just it's
• 36:26
  different depending on what you do so there's just so all [ __ ] video
• 36:30
  content download yeah you can see what they were trying back then didn't quite
• 36:33
  work cuz it was a bit drun but then you can see like it's leveled up then you
• 36:36
  get alen W 2 which has that crossover and it's not as jarring and oh got to
• 36:42
  put my troller down for an hour type of thing but this also has video
• 36:45
  incorporated into it on screens and stuff like that cuz I told you there's
• 36:48
  that there's literally a it's it's almost like a trailer for Alan Wake 2
• 36:52
  that was made what eight years ago that just pops up on a TV in world as you're
• 36:57
  playing and I I was just like oh this is like they don't really say what it's
• 37:01
  it's just called return in it but it's like oh that's alen that's the name of
• 37:05
  alen W's book that's yeah that's what I mean and then and I showed you I sent
• 37:08
  you a screenshot there's a whiteboard a Blackboard in the university in the game
• 37:11
  that's got the plot of alen way on it but also it's Sam Lake as Alex Casey
• 37:17
  right well I assume it's it's Sam Lake yeah as Casey and
• 37:22
  it's the same voice doing the voice over the the guy who does the Alex Casey
• 37:27
  voice yeah um and it's also one ofx yeah
• 37:32
  but not all they they switched at some point oh okay I believe so I believe
• 37:37
  they switched between one and two or do they only switch the face
• 37:41
  actor I'm not sure about I think May been for three cuz three was a rockar
• 37:46
  one whereas one and two were remedy and three was very different to the first
• 37:49
  two yeah I didn't mind it but it was very different he was a shaved head with
• 37:54
  a Hawaiian shirt in yeah he went down to went down to South America
• 37:58
  yeah right you got to get a haai shirt you got to do
• 38:02
  it make you do it we get the Remake Bring It
• 38:07
  On well look I thought about playing Quantum break because uh I I also wanted
• 38:13
  to play some remedy but then I decided I need to commit to
• 38:18
  control I've started it going to do that but then I was like I got to go back
• 38:21
  earlier in case it's all the tiin made more sense I suppose you're right I
• 38:25
  didn't think of that uh um I don't know if controls a good game
• 38:30
  or not perhaps it isn't but I'm enjoying it because it's a great story and it's a
• 38:37
  very imaginative game very Innovative I don't know if it's a good game like
• 38:43
  there are great get the point where you go to the hotel and you got to work out
• 38:47
  what to do and change the lights and change pictures and do things that was
• 38:51
  great and then there's other things where in this building it's not really
• 38:55
  linear and I'm just
• 38:59
  get fix and pipes and [ __ ] and the map
• 39:03
  infuriating where it's like which one the map Allan Wake too there's bits
• 39:08
  where the map is not as helpful as it could be because you go through a door
• 39:11
  and it takes you other side of million times worse it seems like
• 39:16
  maybe they got a handle on that but also control every time I'm taken out of the
• 39:21
  like the asides like the the the hotel great but then when I get sucked into
• 39:27
  that like training module World occasionally I'm like oh no not more of
• 39:32
  this just let me play the [ __ ] game so I think what do we get we get
• 39:38
  the max pain remakes at control 2
• 39:42
  next oh max pain remakes I think surely that wouldn't take as long as well no
• 39:48
  it's not they're building it from the ground up like it's not just remaster
• 39:52
  it's uh cuz I read w't they saying going to cost more than elen w two to make it
• 39:58
  which I didn't understand but
• 40:02
  um Design's already done yeah control Ultimate Edition
• 40:07
  release on Mac in February 12th control Ultimate Edition I have that on the Xbox
• 40:14
  yeah no I'm not quite sure not not sure when it's
• 40:19
  coming I've seen this weird Xbox ads this is an Xbox I'm sure Luke's seen
• 40:24
  them I no uh they've did this camp where it's like cuz I guess it's the CU now
• 40:30
  you can stream some Game Pass games like that I guess the campaign for that is
• 40:35
  like you can play it on anything but they're doing this weird ad campaign
• 40:39
  where it's like you know it's a picture of a phone it's like this is an Xbox and
• 40:43
  then like a you know like a TV it's like this is an Xbox but then it's got a
• 40:47
  picture of a cat it's like this is a cat and it's like it's
• 40:51
  just such an advertising agency idea you
• 40:56
  know like I can just see the committee sitting around a table patting each
• 41:00
  other on the back for coming up with that but this is what I told everyone
• 41:04
  that's Xbox's future it's not yeah now
• 41:07
  they're it's play don't even cuz I think I'm not sure exactly what the
• 41:13
  criteria for this was but I read that now you don't even have to own an Xbox
• 41:17
  and I was like did you have to before I guess you did yeah now it's just yeah
• 41:20
  you can just if you own the game you can yeah you can just play it on whatever y
• 41:25
  it's like PlayStation play Xbox let just turn it on and
• 41:31
  play pretty good what if you didn't own
• 41:34
  it but you had Game Pass well you own it yeah yeah butes that get Game Pass and
• 41:41
  not own you don't own an Xbox but you've signed up to Game Pass you get to play
• 41:45
  the game Game Pass that's what I keep saying like that's Xbox's future they
• 41:49
  already know that consoles are around for one more generation and then it's
• 41:53
  cloud and they're going to be focused on cloud and PC that's their future they're
• 41:58
  banking on it mhm speaking of consoles going and coming though I your podcast
• 42:05
  for the two of you a couple of weeks ago when you were talking about why is
• 42:07
  Seager taking off their titles off of and uh wouldn't it be great if they were
• 42:13
  just like by the way we've been working on a console Master System 3 here it
• 42:18
  [ __ ] is Master System 3 that would be amazing it would be I'd
• 42:24
  have to get it but no they'd also give up on it about three weeks no they
• 42:28
  should call it Exodus cuz they've had Genesis this should be Sega Exodus sorry
• 42:34
  no that's a Mega Drive yeah do Nintendo own Seager at this
• 42:41
  point yes oh do they no I think they are still see still their own thing okay cuz
• 42:47
  they publish like the Yakuza games and stuff like that oh okay all right but they are they
• 42:54
  they're not as it's not Seer and Nintendo anymore because you got H isn't
• 42:58
  there Sonic and Mario Olympics or something is there there's a crossover
• 43:02
  with Sonic and Mario yeah from AR was always a Seager guy but
• 43:08
  I'll I'll I'll I'll admit Mario is a million times better than
• 43:13
  Sonic yeah game-wise yeah I was same when I was a kid I always play go as
• 43:17
  fast as you can get to the end of the level what have you seen don't know it
• 43:20
  was gone too fast yeah I've I Sonic doesn't hold up for me no to be honest
• 43:25
  trying to replay it in a way that Mario really does same yeah mind you that
• 43:29
  first Sonic 3D where it was it was not 3D it was just isometric but like that
• 43:34
  blew my mind I was like Graphics can't get better than this that is a photo
• 43:39
  realistic Sonic the Hedgehog we're going to get hate mail from um Jim
• 43:44
  Carrey hate non Sonic Sonic [ __ ] I love that Sonic movie I thought that was
• 43:50
  great it [ __ ] I didn't see the sequel Matt you still have you seen uh the uh
• 43:55
  Mario Brothers movie no no I should watch it you got to watch
• 43:59
  it it's very good we watched Frozen the
• 44:03
  other day Frozen 2 is better is it mhm
• 44:08
  interesting mhm still yet to see me and my daughter we don't mean jenet and I
• 44:13
  just watched FR I understand clarifying for the for the
• 44:16
  audience I've been watching Encanto which links back because it's got um
• 44:21
  John leuo in it um and he's very funny and he was Mario although apparently
• 44:27
  he's ashamed of that because he's now come out and said he's a he was Luigi but he said he
• 44:34
  he I think he's Puerto Rican or Colombian or something I'm sorry don't
• 44:38
  write he played in Italian yeah he he he doesn't like that anymore and he wish he
• 44:43
  wishes he could go back and delete all the roles where he doesn't play his own
• 44:47
  ethnicity but I love that movie even though it's bad it's a good
• 44:51
  bad I don't know why that I think it is Dennis hopp is not a Cooper he plays
• 44:57
  Bowser is is Bowser a Cooper what is Bowser or like a just a really big fat
• 45:02
  Cooper yeah yeah maybe um got some Nintendo
• 45:08
  news they've uh finally finally weighed
• 45:13
  in and said don't let your pets piss on your Nintendo switch that will probably
• 45:19
  break it so they warning on there or something because if you were
• 45:24
  wondering Just Pets piss though it I could piss on it and it'll be fine human
• 45:29
  piss is okay they' just put up um for some reason they've released a statement
• 45:33
  on X who knows what prompted this uh but they put a statement up on uh on on X
• 45:40
  AKA Twitter saying um pet saliva and urine can cause the device to
• 45:45
  malfunction due to water exposure if you have pets be careful about where you place your
• 45:51
  switch like under them saliva too because it implies that that your dog's
• 45:56
  playing it and it's getting so into it it's [ __ ] salivating it's like oh
• 46:00
  [ __ ] this is good is this maybe person who runs the account you just
• 46:05
  went ah [ __ ] and they're trying
• 46:11
  to they just got inundated with [ __ ] warranty claims and it's like why isn't this
• 46:18
  working yeah when I healed it up yellow liquid dripped out do you know anything
• 46:22
  about that that's not m one of those to Trends or something was you know
• 46:28
  like get your dog to piss on your switch surprised me I mean I'm not on Tik Tok
• 46:34
  but that's that's the kind of garbage that I assume is
• 46:37
  on exactly was it when on switches as soon X came out people were blowing The
• 46:42
  Vape into their Xboxes and Xbox had to come out and say don't do that this is
• 46:48
  the platform where people were [ __ ] eating the [ __ ] TI like what do we
• 46:53
  expect at this point [ __ ] hell so actually I saw there
• 46:59
  was oh I was about to say I just started playing a game
• 47:03
  today two oh good good good okay and I was going to ask if anyone had yes I'm
• 47:08
  about to uninstall it it's buggy isn't it I've heard it's not good not good CU
• 47:14
  it's buggy or not good cuz it's not good I've heard it is good it's just very
• 47:17
  very buggy Buy to me it's unplayable at
• 47:21
  the moment it's like stuttery and good and not that far in at all but
• 47:28
  it's just sort of like can't get was a big fan of
• 47:33
  stalker and like my computer should be able to run it yeah
• 47:39
  like not in the highest settings but it can run everything else Under the Sun
• 47:44
  like I read someone say that this is kind of tradition with the stalker games
• 47:47
  is that they come out and they're [ __ ] unplayable and then over time
• 47:50
  they become I wasn't early adopting enough to to know that about people
• 47:55
  already releasing patches for it to fix it for them but this is not a game that
• 48:00
  should be like that they could have just delayed it
• 48:05
  yeah I we got delayed and delayed anyway yep they should have delayed it longer
• 48:10
  so yeah at the moment I've played like the first maybe 15 minutes and I've just gone
• 48:15
  n all right I fought two things that apparently really [ __ ] [ __ ]
• 48:22
  Assassin's Creed Japan is getting slammed is it I don't think it's [ __ ]
• 48:27
  bugs that's the reason that was [ __ ] people are saying the people that have
• 48:31
  played have been like no you can't release this they have released on on
• 48:35
  that they've finally released a patch for Star Wars remember the big thing
• 48:38
  about Star Wars thing I was saying was it's a stealth game and it's not
• 48:43
  funas patch which is permission set of
• 48:46
  Steal go shoot like you can run shooting go crazy like they've actually rolled
• 48:52
  all that back to go yeah we made a mistake with this being a stealth game
• 48:57
  oh that's interesting I mean I try to play most games stealthy anyway yeah but
• 49:03
  if when you get caught when you all
• 49:08
  dead you get caught game over like go back okay so it's more like Metal Gear
• 49:14
  Solid where that's it someone saw you sneaking until I get
• 49:19
  fine and then everyone has to die because of him Outlaws is on sale now for for Black
• 49:26
  Friday next next week but it's not on sale enough really I don't think for me
• 49:32
  for the reviews yeah exactly this is where I'm actually sort of stting to like Ubisoft
• 49:37
  plus oh yeah like $20 a month and I've got the ultimate edition that too much
• 49:43
  yeah that's a lot that's too much for just Ubisoft but the ultimate addition
• 49:48
  of Star Wars Outlaws is $200 I'm not going to buy that version
• 49:52
  yeah definitely ultimate edition of the new Assassin's Creed is going to be 200
• 49:57
  like I've made my money back one game no Jesus Christ it's I think it's I think
• 50:03
  it's 50 bucks right now Outlaws here in the sale but I'm not yeah that's not
• 50:09
  cheap enough cuz that's at least 75
• 50:11
  bucks for us and um I want balers Gate 3 on Xbox I think I talked about this the
• 50:17
  other week I I learned you can move your saves between devices so if I can play it on
• 50:23
  that I'll prob I'll play it more because I just don't play games on my computer
• 50:27
  Luke and I discussed this last week we both want to play Boulders gate you
• 50:30
  haven't even you've never played it right Luke I've never played it no
• 50:34
  neither I have not purchased well I want it to go on sale on Xbox and it's on
• 50:38
  sale on the PlayStation right now I've seen that and I was like oh and keep
• 50:42
  checking the Xbox it's not on you bought on PC you have you're playing it on PC
• 50:46
  yes I was yeah because it wasn't out on Xbox right yes you're not still full
• 50:51
  price even though they got their Black Friday sales yeah so I'm annoyed by that
• 50:55
  cuz I thought maybe it's not going to go on I saw it's on sale
• 50:59
  120 oh see yeah that's expensive even if it's really really good that I just and
• 51:05
  the thing is it's one of those games there's so much to it it's like it
• 51:09
  probably is worth it if you if you are sure my fear is I won't play
• 51:15
  it yeah same or I won't play it
• 51:20
  enough yeah like it is definitely it's worth the money but yeah only going to
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  buy this year mhm yeah like when we were
• 51:30
  kids yes one choice two choices if you're lucky and that was it police
• 51:35
  Quest [ __ ] what do I do now flashback
• 51:39
  for me oh FL yeah yeah how do we make the game just like endlessly playable
• 51:46
  make the controls completely unintuitive so that learning how to control it is
• 51:51
  half the [ __ ] battle that was a factor back then don't want make I never
• 51:55
  finished when I was kid I finished that for the first time this year but also
• 51:59
  look at that like game like that just releases it's fine stalker has been
• 52:04
  production for years the biggest things is coming out it doesn't run and there's
• 52:09
  one flashback didn't get a oh we just patch it later that was it yeah there
• 52:14
  was no such patches in those days well they had to be sure it worked I guess
• 52:20
  but you any bug in there that's just the game
• 52:24
  like like placeholder text in places and
• 52:27
  well shipped they did sometimes release like updated you know cartridges and
• 52:34
  stuff like that but you would never knower if you had already it's just yeah
• 52:39
  if you're lucky enough to buy that one you got that one but you just of the
• 52:42
  board inside yeah exactly didn't look any different the only other game I
• 52:47
  played a little bit of this week and I only played a tiny bit it's and I got it
• 52:51
  on sale on uh steam it's called a little to the left
• 52:57
  have you seen this game no you just tidy up you're just tidy up oh okay and it's
• 53:03
  just supposed to be this cozy little game to just kind of I don't say cozy
• 53:08
  games that's how it's described in every I know they're all described that way
• 53:12
  noise me yeah cozy scribbling game scrible things so this is like what is
• 53:18
  like there'll be like three pencils and there'll be a skew and you've got to
• 53:23
  just get them like that yep level complete and then the next will be like
• 53:30
  like so there's like an empty basket and there's some cat toys next to it pop
• 53:35
  them in level complete you just tidy you just tidy up just neat not even tidy few
• 53:42
  pieces of paper you pile them on each other no not complete oh you pile them
• 53:47
  on with the biggest one on the bottom and the smallest one on top level you
• 53:51
  picked that up figure out right yep you could have just played on Game Pass
• 53:56
  yeah but I'm not going to play it on the Xbox you know it works well on the Xbox
• 54:03
  I Xbox to play this this is something that I'm going to have on while I'm
• 54:07
  while I'm working or something when you need to relax yeah
• 54:12
  get a bit Zen but no it is just a nice little game where you just match things
• 54:17
  and you can match things in different ways yeah I get the feeling that there's
• 54:21
  yeah that
• 54:25
  yeah enjoyed it oh you played it finish yeah how did you finish it no you didn't
• 54:30
  finish it came with achievements of course you played it
• 54:37
  achievement hey I'm still sixth in Australia which is amazing because I
• 54:41
  haven't been playing games that much six [ __ ] that's impressive that's very know
• 54:46
  what I'm in the world oh yeah haven't checked my world ranking in a
• 54:51
  while number one maybe um in the world
• 54:57
  48 [ __ ] that's still all right [ __ ] good
• 55:01
  yeah that is no I did not know correct 15
• 55:06
  148 in the world yeah ring them up they need to be giving you some free [ __ ] at
• 55:11
  this point free [ __ ] or just put me on a list I don't want to I don't want free
• 55:15
  stuff from Xbox just the next time you something let me buy let me buy it
• 55:21
  without worrying about that I might not get [Music]
• 55:25
  it yeah yeah cuz yeah like I could actually I could maybe to make top 100
• 55:31
  that's not actually too crazy he's getting 250,000 away how many
• 55:35
  Australians are in that top 100 like could you go from fifth so you're sixth
• 55:41
  right so you just need to get to Fifth and you'd be in the top
• 55:43
  100 um looking at it
• 55:50
  yes do it yeah do it just [ __ ] do it just do it right now do it do it after
• 55:55
  this what are you doing this podcast well go do that what cuz it costs money
• 56:00
  that's all he does other than this podcast Matt good point it's money and
• 56:06
  time not free to do it and it's a lot of time with some of this
• 56:11
  stuff except for the ones I
• 56:14
  cheat oh so the word he used the
• 56:19
  CW but like today I brought three copies of the same game
• 56:26
  different platforms on Xbox One Xbox series X and windows but do you still
• 56:32
  have to play it three times I have to play it three times okay I don't
• 56:36
  consider that cheating conso commands that's cheating yeah no console commands
• 56:41
  but you can get all the achievements in about 15 but you got to play it three
• 56:44
  times to me that counts that's fine that not like Fallout
• 56:49
  3 why would you why would you Fallout 3 I had to do it in Fallout 3 because it
• 56:55
  kept crashing oh there Bethesda is's
• 57:00
  another game series where you uh you probably don't want to play it on day
• 57:05
  one unless you really really need do yeah of course yeah actually the
• 57:11
  funniest stories come from the bugs the games I find yeah yeah actually I need
• 57:18
  still need to go back I need to go back to Starfield did you see um Phil Spencer
• 57:22
  came out and actually said we know what we did wrong with Shadow space released
• 57:29
  a buggy too early they should have released a buggy with this game they
• 57:33
  think in he thinks people would like Shadow space more that's not why I
• 57:37
  thought it wasn't fun that's what Phil says all right yeah I should go back to that game
• 57:44
  at some point I don't know I didn't like it it's just I forgot it existed yeah it
• 57:48
  just wasn't which I guess means I didn't like it I it just was one compelling
• 57:52
  like it just didn't make you want to play it I was man when Skyrim came out I
• 57:57
  know I keep Haring on about Skyrim 15 years later it's all I could think about
• 58:01
  but I would sit at at work all day going [ __ ] I wish it was a home playing Skyrim
• 58:07
  yeah like um I was back in the mountains that's my real life this is my
• 58:13
  shitty pretend life it's like the Matrix the real world is Skyrim I remember
• 58:17
  someone doing a report on it and they were doing like with the map like on the
• 58:21
  Skyrim map like you could find something if you walked in the direction you could
• 58:24
  find something in 30 seconds mhm on Starfield it would be like 3 minutes
• 58:28
  till you ran into something which was yeah load scre but there was always something like
• 58:35
  in SC there's always something on the map I could go here yes you're right
• 58:39
  you're right because you'd be like I'll just do this thing and then you go okay
• 58:42
  I'm done oh what's that little icon that popped out look at what that is close
• 58:47
  enough that you could just yeah I'll go do it whereas St the last time I played
• 58:51
  through Skyrim I made a personal rule that I wasn't allowed to unlock a location
• 58:56
  and then ignore it if I unlocked a new location I had to
• 59:01
  explore there's so many of them and he's still playing I didn't finish it for sure
• 59:07
  [Laughter]
• 59:10
  no um just quickly soo's back oh it is wait till it's all out though no no no I
• 59:16
  watch I don't do one for one okay yeah we watched it it's it's
• 59:20
  good last night I started watching the first episode of the third series of
• 59:25
  from which is very good but I was waiting for it to all come out I think
• 59:30
  you'd like it it's like stepen King it's like it's like it's the stand but it's
• 59:34
  like it's it's Stephen King okay yeah she Jenna said I'd like it but I just I
• 59:40
  don't have time no fair enough I was going to ask you both if either of you
• 59:45
  had seen baby reindeer no baby reindeer have we talked
• 59:51
  about this with the stalker you I think you mentioned it you mentioned that it's
• 59:55
  got something questionable in it a while ago I can't remember exactly what but
• 59:59
  you I remember honest to God really Disturbed me was that the one was like
• 1:00:04
  there's this comedian who sleeps with someone and then they become she starts
• 1:00:09
  stalking him that's sort of it is that a true story I believe oh that's you said
• 1:00:14
  it's supposed to be a comedy but there's a rape in it yeah like like a male on
• 1:00:19
  male rape right oh and oh like I'm
• 1:00:22
  interested oh now perhaps I'll check it um
• 1:00:29
  uh yeah so it's look here's the thing it's very well made and it's very funny
• 1:00:33
  CU it's about a comedian and he's not a very good comedian so you hear his bad
• 1:00:37
  jokes and it's very funny right but then it just turns really [ __ ] dark when
• 1:00:44
  he's like getting raped and you see it and and I was just like I don't want to
• 1:00:48
  watch him get raped I really liked I like I like him and it's a true story
• 1:00:52
  you're like like ha yeah this I this is not a comedy anymore and I kind of both
• 1:00:58
  want you to watch it because humor seems to be broken yeah just like his
• 1:01:03
  anus the anus is a metaphor um but it's
• 1:01:07
  British not American so I think was
• 1:01:11
  a and um but just also I just don't want to be the only one who was really disturbed by
• 1:01:17
  it all right I've been meaning I'm not afraid of ghosts or anything right I'll
• 1:01:21
  watch the creepiest horror movie but I don't want to get afraid of getting
• 1:01:26
  don't want to be raped right by ghosts
• 1:01:29
  by anyone Dan arroy was raped by a ghost
• 1:01:33
  true story true story I've been watching just British
• 1:01:39
  comedy just quickly and and I always do this would I lie to you is probably just
• 1:01:45
  one of my favorite television shows of all time and I've just been watching
• 1:01:49
  clip compilations cuz it's so good and I don't understand how Lee MAAC is so good
• 1:01:56
  mhm I don't understand how his brain
• 1:02:01
  works yeah amazing his skch love was
• 1:02:06
  great is that yeah that's the one with the bald guy as well right it was just
• 1:02:10
  called the sketch show yeah I don't understand how he's so [ __ ] quick
• 1:02:14
  because I love David Mitchell he's also very quick but Lee is just like he's a
• 1:02:19
  machine bant with like a massive zingo and it's like how did you do that unless
• 1:02:24
  it's edited even if is mate coming up with that many even with 5 minute gaps
• 1:02:29
  in between is still impressive yeah like uh yeah it's oh yeah I was outside a pub
• 1:02:35
  and there was a cat stuck up a tree where was the pub next to the tree like
• 1:02:38
  it's just he's just so funny he did Book of
• 1:02:43
  Records most jokes in for what for
• 1:02:47
  darts is he so I think he got like the most bulls eyes or the most like triple
• 1:02:52
  60s in a minute or something or something like that Dart player or was
• 1:02:57
  it a fluke no it's a big D player
• 1:03:02
  rightow anyway highly recommend it if anybody out there has not watched would I lie to
• 1:03:07
  you also 9 out of 10 all all British guess watching clip compilations of Qi
• 1:03:13
  this week randomly too I was doing that too that's how I got back on what I lied
• 1:03:18
  to you because I was watching David Mitchell and that yes and then you go
• 1:03:20
  down to the David Mitchell rabbit hle yeah have you seen his new detective
• 1:03:24
  show that's apparently great no you know you don't know about this no hold on
• 1:03:31
  David Mitchell plays a detective love I thought he kind of stopped doing stuff
• 1:03:35
  gone just stuck the panels I had SE anything for a while it's
• 1:03:42
  called people also ask you know these things on Google is David Mitchell's wife
• 1:03:48
  Japanese what is she she is I don't know odd that people are like typing that
• 1:03:53
  into yeah they really want to know like like seen a photo and they're like not
• 1:03:57
  who is his wife Japanese is that lady a
• 1:04:00
  Japanese lady it's called Ludwig oh John
• 1:04:05
  Taylor lives a quiet Solitude designing puzzles for a living under a nlon of
• 1:04:09
  Ludwig when his identical twin James disappears off the face of the Earth
• 1:04:12
  John takes over his brother's identity in a quest to discover his
• 1:04:15
  whereabouts all right I've got to watch this okay yeah that does sound good I might
• 1:04:21
  pump that up the list there you go okay I might give it a
• 1:04:28
  try yeah um speaking of giving things a try
• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:54
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