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DLHS Hour 4 | One Voyage Jeopardy! · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.O.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: in Boston, I'll be there this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Officer
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  Speaker 2: Tatum done started something, right?
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  Speaker 1: No, doesn't he always? Why would he? Because he, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: When he said she looked, Michelle Obama looked like a man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then his wife looked like Daniel Day-Lewis.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That is a handsome woman right there.
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  Speaker 2: If they ever do Ichabod Crane, I know who's going
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  Speaker 2: to play it.
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  Speaker 1: Ichabod was skinny. That bride looked like the model for
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  Speaker 1: the nickel. Enough with the dozens now.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get on with it. You know what? Here's my quest.
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  Speaker 2: I think that they have been so disrespectful that I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: As evil and uncouth as they are, I'm going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well. Mission accomplished. I'm not one of them people.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't going to seek the high road. I want
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  Speaker 2: you to do it. And everything evil you say, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to say something evil back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, as you should. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do.
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  Speaker 1: I got you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to because all that, oh, you shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: bring her in. I didn't bring that dusty bra then.
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  Speaker 1: He did. Sure did. He did. Everybody can't be fine
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  Speaker 1: like my wife. Yeah, yeah. That goofy ass. He did.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever wonder why that white bra was still
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  Speaker 1: available at the time? Did you ever wonder that? But
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  Speaker 1: he's so dumb.
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  Speaker 5: If you laugh at a meme about the Obamas being apes,
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  Speaker 5: guess what they think you are?
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks he's above them, though. No, he doesn't. He's
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  Speaker 1: country ass. He's dumber than he seems. Well, anyway, you
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  Speaker 1: can hear the real words on our uncertainty. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: And Stephen A. Smith, what is wrong with him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Another lost case. He's been gone for 12 days. Where
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  Speaker 1: did he go?
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. He seems to not understand. Nobody's came
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  Speaker 2: up with receipts. Everybody's come up with receipts. If you
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  Speaker 2: don't believe they had, then why did you apologize for
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  Speaker 2: something you don't know you did? When you talked about
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Crocker, you went to the shade room to apologize, right?
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  Speaker 2: But this time you went to Sean Hannity. You don't
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  Speaker 2: understand how bad it makes you look to have an
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  Speaker 2: internal struggle and you're going to tell a white man
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  Speaker 2: on us?
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  Speaker 1: You don't get how bad that is? That ain't working, boss.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he cares.
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  Speaker 5: Man, man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he cares. I think he does. I
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  Speaker 1: think he does. Well, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: You can hear that and more on Uncertain. And hear
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  Speaker 2: about Daniel Day-Lewis' new projects. So, welcome back to Militant Man.
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  Speaker 2: Jamal Kingsley, he's playing one boy, Jeopardy. Hey, Militant Man,
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  Speaker 2: how are you?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here to play
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  Speaker 3: One Voyage Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we read lyrics.
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  Speaker 3: From artists from the One Voyage crews, and we will
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  Speaker 3: have people guess which artist it is. Today's contestants, of course,
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  Speaker 3: our beloved Jasmine Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: Winner, winner, winner.
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  Speaker 3: And our guest contestant, straight from the Congo, Marva. Welcome
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  Speaker 3: to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Glad to be here. Hurry up before immigration runs in.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't got time for this.
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  Speaker 1: Go to ob2026.
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  Speaker 3: Com and you'll get a list of the artists that perform.
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  Speaker 3: And so when I ask you these questions, it might
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  Speaker 3: help you out.
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  Speaker 1: The first lyrics, Jasmine, are you ready? I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Walked in this place, surprised to see A big girl
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  Speaker 3: getting busy, just rocking to the go-go beat Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: know it, I know it, I know it. Who is it?
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  Speaker 5: E.U.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations! Who was it?
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  Speaker 5: E.U.
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  Speaker 1: Walked in this place, surprised to see.
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  Speaker 4: Morba, are you ready?
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  Speaker 3: Here are your lyrics. That's why I keep hitting them
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  Speaker 3: with this grammar. Letting N-Words know that I'm the real
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  Speaker 3: mamma jamma. Straight to the head like a chronic sack.
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  Speaker 3: I passed the mic and yo, I passed it back.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you know that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Now say it in Congolese. Now do the.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: No. It's the brat, Funktified.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I keep hitting them with this grammar.
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  Speaker 3: They ain't know, y'all know that I'm the real mamma jamma.
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  Speaker 1: Straight to the head like a chronic sack. I pass
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  Speaker 1: the mic to my brat. And you a painted bag.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, so. All right, last one. Funktified. All right, this
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  Speaker 1: is the last one.
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  Speaker 3: It should be easy. Whoever knows it, jump in. There
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  Speaker 3: were many others after you. Quite a few one-night stands.
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  Speaker 3: Some of their.
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  Speaker 1: Names I can't remember. Dave Hollister. Dave Hollister. Dave Hollister. Congratulations!
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  Speaker 6: Yeah!
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  Speaker 4: There were many others after you.
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  Speaker 1: Quite a few one-night stands. Some of their names I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Don't wait.
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  Speaker 3: Secure your spot before it's too late.
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  Speaker 4: Book your cabin now.
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  Speaker 1: My brother. It's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Here we show you a 2026 edition in case you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be in Boston, Massachusetts. I'll be there this Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: Sunday at City Winery. Come check me out if you
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  Speaker 2: take a notion. Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 6: I was sad to hear that we, you know, yesterday
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  Speaker 6: how you talked about it comes in threes. I don't
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  Speaker 6: know because we've lost Peter Cullen and you may not
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  Speaker 6: know that name, but you know his voice. He's the
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  Speaker 6: voice of Optimus Prime in the Transformers passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So that might make for right.
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  Speaker 5: Now that's five it was already four yesterday is that
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  Speaker 5: five yeah well and then oh my goodness we can
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  Speaker 5: just go ahead and jump to what i learned because
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  Speaker 5: uh minister society star the actor from minister society samuel
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  Speaker 5: monroe he passed away at 52 so really oh man
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  Speaker 5: he had been i think he had cancer or something
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  Speaker 5: but he passed away and uh rest in power that
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  Speaker 5: was uh i think he leaving did i read three
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  Speaker 5: kids and you know that's just unfortunate man that is
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  Speaker 5: definitely unfortunate and.
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  Speaker 6: It's very unfortunate praying for the family for sure.
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming up on the next D.L. Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 2: if you're not going to happy hour, no worries. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to bring the party to you with the Hughley
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  Speaker 2: House Party. Plus, we're going to give you another hot
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  Speaker 2: new song with my debutant of the week and an
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  Speaker 2: episode where people get to tell me exactly what they
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  Speaker 2: think of me called F.U. D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting F tomorrow. You can get a front row seat.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 1: Toot, toot. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side.