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- 0:30Speaker 1: just learned something about a favorite holiday of mine that
- 0:32Speaker 1: takes place right between Hanukkah and Christmas, which actually is
- 0:37Speaker 1: some really good stuff you want to talk to this
- 0:38Speaker 1: gentleman about.
- 0:39Speaker 2: Festivus. Yeah.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Oh, Festivus. Of course. I'm very familiar with Festivus because
- 0:44Speaker 1: being at the grocery store, that's all I hear about
- 0:46Speaker 1: because not everybody celebrates the regular stuff. So what they'll
- 0:50Speaker 1: do is they'll go into a Festivus or they'll do
- 0:52Speaker 1: things with their friends and stuff. No, it's a big
- 0:55Speaker 1: thing that's going on.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
- 0:58Speaker 1: I love it when people can get together. If you
- 1:00Speaker 1: want to create a holiday, I'm all for it. Just
- 1:03Speaker 1: make sure that you get my email to me on
- 1:04Speaker 1: time so I can show up all funked down.
- 1:06Speaker 2: I love that.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I got to tell you something, Blake. You've done something
- 1:11Speaker 1: here that really just, first of all, it blows me
- 1:13Speaker 1: away in the way that you open it up. By
- 1:15Speaker 1: Larry questioning, why does he want to talk to me?
- 1:18Speaker 1: I can just hear his voice saying that, but yet
- 1:20Speaker 1: at the same time, I can hear his heart saying something.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:23Speaker 1: I do this because I have to. I don't do
- 1:26Speaker 1: it because I want to, because I think he would
- 1:28Speaker 1: implode if he wasn't creative.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Yeah, you're totally right. You know, people ask me all
- 1:33Speaker 2: the time, when's Larry going to retire or why isn't
- 1:36Speaker 2: he playing golf all the time? And the answer is,
- 1:38Speaker 2: I mean, he loves golf, but he can't. This is
- 1:41Speaker 2: what he has to do. He's going to do it
- 1:42Speaker 2: until the day he dies. So for better or worse,
- 1:44Speaker 2: we're just going to keep getting content from Larry David
- 1:46Speaker 2: and his partner, Jeff Schaefer. And I love it.
- 1:49Speaker 1: You talk about that golf and he was recently on
- 1:51Speaker 1: national TV talking about that. I did not know that,
- 1:54Speaker 1: but boy, he's got an eye for that ball. And
- 1:56Speaker 1: if he's not doing well out there, he's going to
- 1:58Speaker 1: let you know about it.
- 2:01Speaker 2: He takes it very seriously and fitting with this theme,
- 2:04Speaker 2: you know, for me as a biographer, it's been, you know,
- 2:06Speaker 2: it's fun to see these threads go throughout time. And
- 2:09Speaker 2: so he has this thing with golfing that his friends
- 2:11Speaker 2: always make fun of. And they tell me about where,
- 2:13Speaker 2: you know, it's like every month he thinks that he's
- 2:15Speaker 2: figured out how to golf. Like, oh, yeah, I got
- 2:17Speaker 2: this tip. i got this great tip or i figured
- 2:19Speaker 2: i had to change my swing and for a month
- 2:21Speaker 2: or so he thinks that he's now solved this issue
- 2:24Speaker 2: and that's been going back to when he was a
- 2:25Speaker 2: stand-up comedian like back when he was a stand-up in
- 2:27Speaker 2: the 70s uh one week he decided that he was
- 2:30Speaker 2: not going to wear his glasses so that way he
- 2:31Speaker 2: wouldn't be nervous by seeing the audience and that led
- 2:34Speaker 2: to all sorts of problems because he couldn't see the
- 2:35Speaker 2: audience then his next week it was i'm gonna focus
- 2:38Speaker 2: on one person and just stare at them and that
- 2:40Speaker 2: you know a friendly face but then that kind of
- 2:42Speaker 2: got weird and so He's always trying to beat the
- 2:44Speaker 2: system and he can't just accept the fact that he's
- 2:46Speaker 2: a funny guy and that he should just do what
- 2:48Speaker 2: he does. He has to feel like he's doing it
- 2:50Speaker 2: his way.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Oh my God. I can so relate with that because
- 2:53Speaker 1: what I try to do to kind of break up
- 2:54Speaker 1: that tension is that I'll try to get people to
- 2:56Speaker 1: look in a direction. I'll lean, I'll cock my head
- 2:59Speaker 1: to the side or I'll kind of quickly move it
- 3:01Speaker 1: just so people can get the attention off me and
- 3:03Speaker 1: they can look at who I think I'm looking at,
- 3:05Speaker 1: but I'm not looking at anybody, but they think I
- 3:07Speaker 1: am looking at somebody.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Yeah. That sounds like a curb storyline. Or like when
- 3:13Speaker 2: George would be in his office pretending that he's angry
- 3:15Speaker 2: just so that people would think he was working really hard.
- 3:18Speaker 2: These little tics and nuances that Larry and Jerry picked
- 3:21Speaker 2: up on that no one really got into before.
- 3:23Speaker 1: So who is more mysterious? Led Zeppelin, the group Kiss
- 3:27Speaker 1: with full makeup, or Larry David? Because Larry has always
- 3:31Speaker 1: been this guy to me that it's like, I want
- 3:33Speaker 1: to know who he is, but do I want to
- 3:35Speaker 1: know who he is?
- 3:37Speaker 2: And the answer is you do want to know who
- 3:39Speaker 2: he is because it's exactly who you'd hope he is.
- 3:41Speaker 2: It's 90 percent the character on the show, but 10
- 3:43Speaker 2: percent mystery, sweetheart guy, great father. You know, I was
- 3:49Speaker 2: having dinner with him the other day, which is my
- 3:52Speaker 2: name dropping of Larry David. Also to say that, you know,
- 3:54Speaker 2: he still talks to me after all these years and
- 3:56Speaker 2: he's just so funny. And then the part I wanted
- 3:59Speaker 2: to bring up was that, you know, even after all
- 4:01Speaker 2: this time, we're staring at the book together. And, you know,
- 4:05Speaker 2: I'm very proud of how it turned out. He's reluctantly
- 4:07Speaker 2: accepting that this all happened. And and he says, you
- 4:11Speaker 2: think people are going to buy this? And I'm like, yeah, Larry.
- 4:14Speaker 2: He's like, really? Like, but like, why? Like, he still
- 4:17Speaker 2: doesn't see himself as somebody. He doesn't see himself as
- 4:20Speaker 2: a celebrity because he's in his head. He's still the
- 4:22Speaker 2: guy who is just such an unsuccessful stand up comedian.
- 4:25Speaker 2: And it's hard for him to believe that people actually
- 4:27Speaker 2: want to know about him and know about his life.
- 4:30Speaker 2: And any fan of Seinfeld and Curb should want to
- 4:32Speaker 2: know about his life, because shockingly, like 90 percent of
- 4:34Speaker 2: the stories on that show were based on real life things,
- 4:37Speaker 2: often real life things that happened to Larry. And it
- 4:40Speaker 2: just shows you truth is stranger than fiction. And Larry
- 4:42Speaker 2: and Jerry figured out how to how to bottle that.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I want you to sit down with him and say, Larry,
- 4:48Speaker 1: we need to turn this into a one man play,
- 4:50Speaker 1: put it on off Broadway and watch it go to Broadway,
- 4:52Speaker 1: because I think Larry doing your words with his story
- 4:56Speaker 1: would be the most magnetic storyline I've ever seen him
- 4:59Speaker 1: be a part of.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I appreciate you saying that. Part of my pitch to
- 5:04Speaker 2: Larry when he was very reluctant was I said, come on, Larry,
- 5:07Speaker 2: you're eventually going to do a season on Curb where
- 5:09Speaker 2: you have a guy writing a book about you and
- 5:11Speaker 2: you get angry with the guy. And I always thought
- 5:13Speaker 2: it'd be funny because, you know, as a writer, he's
- 5:16Speaker 2: a public figure. So, like, you know, there's things you're
- 5:17Speaker 2: allowed to say about a public figure and that if
- 5:19Speaker 2: he was going to write a spite book, you know,
- 5:21Speaker 2: there's things he can't say because the journalist is a
- 5:23Speaker 2: private figure. I said, so why don't you get your
- 5:25Speaker 2: reps in? And, you know, it's been a really fun process,
- 5:28Speaker 2: like just getting to text with Larry, getting to call Larry.
- 5:31Speaker 2: I can't believe I still can't believe that it happened.
- 5:35Speaker 2: I can't believe I pulled it off. I feel like
- 5:36Speaker 2: I pulled off some sort of heist.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Well, I totally get that. But the thing that really
- 5:40Speaker 1: just blows me away is the number of years that
- 5:43Speaker 1: you put into this, because when you sit down and
- 5:45Speaker 1: think about it, I mean, your five years of dedication
- 5:48Speaker 1: and probably longer in thought is probably two or three
- 5:50Speaker 1: hundred years in Larry David years.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Play feels like that and the other thing to put
- 5:57Speaker 2: in perspective you're right it's like every day is a
- 5:59Speaker 2: much longer but much richer with larry david in it
- 6:02Speaker 2: um and like i i was looking back when i
- 6:04Speaker 2: was writing the acknowledgements and how it took me six
- 6:06Speaker 2: years and i was thinking like oh my god i
- 6:08Speaker 2: feel kind of proud of myself but i shouldn't because
- 6:10Speaker 2: in that same amount of time larry wrote 130 episodes
- 6:12Speaker 2: so maybe this is not that impressive what i've done.
- 6:18Speaker 1: But what was it like, though? Did you feel like
- 6:20Speaker 1: that you were snooping on him and putting this book together?
- 6:22Speaker 1: Because you get close, man. I mean, you give us
- 6:25Speaker 1: a side of Larry that I have never seen before, dude.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Thank you very much for saying that. I do feel
- 6:33Speaker 2: like that. And actually, to go back to Curb, there's
- 6:36Speaker 2: that episode where there's a fatwa that's put on Larry
- 6:39Speaker 2: and somebody investigates his life to figure out if he
- 6:42Speaker 2: deserves it. So that's kind of what I felt like
- 6:43Speaker 2: I was doing, talking to his old friends, his old
- 6:45Speaker 2: ex-girlfriends and trying to figure out, does this man deserve
- 6:49Speaker 2: a fatwa or not? Yeah. And I think part of
- 6:52Speaker 2: that is, you know, I never wanted to I never
- 6:55Speaker 2: prepared questions in advance. I always wanted to approach this
- 6:57Speaker 2: on a human level. I wanted to try to make
- 6:59Speaker 2: Larry laugh myself, though, of course, the ratio is much
- 7:02Speaker 2: more him making him making me laugh and me letting
- 7:04Speaker 2: him laugh. But, you know, like we like we were
- 7:06Speaker 2: texting about the New York Knicks, which were both Knicks fans.
- 7:08Speaker 2: And so I got to know him on a human level,
- 7:09Speaker 2: which helped for the book, but also just helped the
- 7:11Speaker 2: relationship sustain because it didn't feel like he was just
- 7:14Speaker 2: talking to a journalist all the time.
- 7:15Speaker 1: So was he surrounded by people when you got to
- 7:17Speaker 1: interview him? Because he seems to be the type of
- 7:19Speaker 1: person that you would give him one of your unbelievable questions,
- 7:22Speaker 1: and then he would kind of look to the right,
- 7:24Speaker 1: to the left, look forward, look up, look down, and
- 7:26Speaker 1: then take his time, like a comedian, that damn pause,
- 7:30Speaker 1: and then give you the answer.
- 7:33Speaker 2: That's a good assumption, but it's actually the opposite. What?
- 7:36Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 7:37Speaker 2: He answers very spontaneously. I mean, I think that's part
- 7:40Speaker 2: of what makes Kurt great. You know, the dialogue's improvised
- 7:43Speaker 2: because Larry loves just being on the spot and coming
- 7:45Speaker 2: up with the stuff. And so maybe he looked at
- 7:47Speaker 2: it as a prompt. And most of the time, my
- 7:50Speaker 2: conversations with him were one-on-one. Like, I think one of
- 7:52Speaker 2: the things that I personally like about Larry— is that
- 7:55Speaker 2: as successful as he is, he doesn't have like 15 assistants.
- 7:58Speaker 2: I always just talk to him directly. There's no PR trading.
- 8:01Speaker 2: It's just one-on-one Candid Larry and Candid Blake. And I'm
- 8:04Speaker 2: not that interesting. So he says all the interesting things.
- 8:07Speaker 1: But why is it I have never been associated with
- 8:10Speaker 1: this Jeff Schaefer? I mean, when I picked up the book,
- 8:13Speaker 1: I'm going, oh, that's right.
- 8:14Speaker 2: You gotta know Jeff Schaefer. Yeah, yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of those where it's like, it's
- 8:17Speaker 1: not top of mind. And so when you bring it
- 8:19Speaker 1: back up in the book, I'm going, holy crap, I
- 8:21Speaker 1: am missing a very big part of this journey.
- 8:25Speaker 2: You really are. So for people who don't know, you know,
- 8:27Speaker 2: in the 90s, Larry had this partner, Jerry Seinfeld, who
- 8:30Speaker 2: he'd literally sit across from in a desk. They'd stare
- 8:32Speaker 2: at each other all day. And then for the past
- 8:34Speaker 2: 15 years, Larry has had a different J.S.
- 8:36Speaker 1: In his life.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Jeff Schaefer, who was actually his protege at Seinfeld, him
- 8:39Speaker 2: along with Dave Mandel and Alec Berg, who went on
- 8:41Speaker 2: to run silicon valley and barry in alex case and
- 8:45Speaker 2: then veep in dave's case like basically larry's in the
- 8:47Speaker 2: coaching tree of larry like his protégés have gone on
- 8:50Speaker 2: to make these great franchises and jeff schaefer aside from
- 8:53Speaker 2: everything he's done with larry and that him you know
- 8:55Speaker 2: he's the yin to larry's yang he also created one
- 8:58Speaker 2: of the my opinion greatest comedies of the 2010s which
- 9:00Speaker 2: is the league i love the league the fantasy football
- 9:03Speaker 2: show yeah.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Now do you find yourself looking at people differently because
- 9:07Speaker 1: it really seems like that larry is He's a people watcher.
- 9:10Speaker 1: I always call him the greatest silent wolf of all time,
- 9:14Speaker 1: that he can sit back and just watch.
- 9:18Speaker 2: I mean, I love the title of the book, but
- 9:19Speaker 2: now I kind of want to go with Silent Wolf.
- 9:21Speaker 2: That's a great description. I mean, I'm sure that talking
- 9:25Speaker 2: to him has changed my mind, you know, my mentality
- 9:28Speaker 2: a little bit. But but it's the whole reason I
- 9:30Speaker 2: became a writer is because I love Seinfeld so much.
- 9:32Speaker 2: And so I felt like that Larry DNA already existed
- 9:34Speaker 2: within me. So it's probably been exacerbated by these past
- 9:37Speaker 2: six years. But I think that it's not just me. Like,
- 9:40Speaker 2: I think that's what's so great about what Larry and
- 9:42Speaker 2: Jerry did and what Larry did with Curb is that
- 9:44Speaker 2: he sort of changed how we all look at comedy.
- 9:47Speaker 2: slowly but surely uh you know for for so many
- 9:49Speaker 2: years of his life he was ahead of his time
- 9:51Speaker 2: and then he finally brought us all up into the
- 9:53Speaker 2: same time as him.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Oh we're just getting started i mean we're talking about
- 9:56Speaker 1: larry david here OK, with Blake Harris. We're going to
- 10:00Speaker 1: be right back. the name of the book emperor or
- 10:04Speaker 1: nothing oh that says larry david we are back with
- 10:08Speaker 1: blake harris i can't be the only one that every
- 10:11Speaker 1: time that i've seen anything that larry david creates be
- 10:14Speaker 1: it on seinfeld or be it right there him on
- 10:17Speaker 1: curb your enthusiasm that it really does teach me to
- 10:20Speaker 1: look at my own life and is is that his
- 10:22Speaker 1: calling that we're supposed to see ourselves.
- 10:27Speaker 2: I don't think he would ever think about it that way,
- 10:29Speaker 2: but you're right. And I think a lot of that
- 10:32Speaker 2: gets back to he's a really principled guy. Like he
- 10:35Speaker 2: believes these things. They're not just in the show because
- 10:38Speaker 2: of the comedy. Like I remember I sort of once
- 10:40Speaker 2: suggested that maybe he put something in the show just
- 10:42Speaker 2: because he didn't that he didn't believe it, but that
- 10:44Speaker 2: he thought it'd be funny. And it was the episode
- 10:47Speaker 2: where he said there's a buffet and he thinks that
- 10:50Speaker 2: people you shouldn't have to wait for seconds. And I said, like, Larry,
- 10:52Speaker 2: that's ridiculous. Like, why would you not have to wait
- 10:54Speaker 2: for seconds? You already got your first and no one
- 10:57Speaker 2: else got food. Like, why should you benefit again? And
- 10:59Speaker 2: he said, no, no, no, you're not understanding. You don't
- 11:02Speaker 2: wait for seconds because if you have to wait for,
- 11:04Speaker 2: you know, if there's going to be waiting for seconds,
- 11:05Speaker 2: people will take longer the first time through. So he
- 11:08Speaker 2: had a whole logic to why he felt this way.
- 11:09Speaker 2: And he genuinely believes these things. But so they're based
- 11:12Speaker 2: on this, you know, they're based on actual principles of
- 11:14Speaker 2: how he thinks the world should run. And I think
- 11:16Speaker 2: that that says, you know, like your point that that
- 11:18Speaker 2: talks about our place in the world and how we
- 11:21Speaker 2: should treat each other. And there's sort of like this
- 11:23Speaker 2: sociological interhuman aspect to it that, you know, it all
- 11:27Speaker 2: comes from a place of comedy originally. But it does
- 11:30Speaker 2: have these other repercussions.
- 11:31Speaker 1: See, I'm going to impersonate my mom right now with
- 11:33Speaker 1: Larry David, because she, I swear to God, was his
- 11:35Speaker 1: biggest groupie. And here it is. And she would go
- 11:38Speaker 1: that Larry. He's the smartest, wisest man I've ever met
- 11:42Speaker 1: in my life. And I'm going, mom, mom. I mean,
- 11:45Speaker 1: but she, because she really, really bought into it because
- 11:49Speaker 1: he would talk about things that she probably thought about.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Like, I mean, he I'm not being
- 11:58Speaker 2: too hyperbolic when I say, like, I really think he's
- 12:00Speaker 2: the voice of a generation. He said all these things
- 12:02Speaker 2: that we all thought, but no one ever said. And because,
- 12:05Speaker 2: you know, there's a shamefulness to it and a selfishness
- 12:08Speaker 2: to it, but it's also very human. And like I said,
- 12:11Speaker 2: you know, he has a good heart. So I think
- 12:13Speaker 2: his selfishness is something that we can all relate to.
- 12:15Speaker 2: And it's in many cases aspire towards at least his
- 12:17Speaker 2: honesty is something we can aspire towards.
- 12:19Speaker 1: When you say that, though, now you make me wonder,
- 12:21Speaker 1: is he the Don Rickles of this generation?
- 12:26Speaker 2: I think so. But I think that, you know, one
- 12:28Speaker 2: of the big differences is that the way that Larry
- 12:31Speaker 2: has packaged his comedy, the way that, you know, that
- 12:33Speaker 2: it got to your mom is that he's a master storyteller.
- 12:37Speaker 2: We don't really think about him as a storyteller because
- 12:39Speaker 2: he he conned us into all thinking that he designed
- 12:42Speaker 2: a show about nothing. And we just sort of imagine
- 12:44Speaker 2: in our heads as, oh, it was just two guys
- 12:45Speaker 2: sitting in a coffee shop talking for 20 minutes or
- 12:47Speaker 2: four guys. But that was such a small part of it.
- 12:50Speaker 2: And that was just the table setting. um for the
- 12:53Speaker 2: these crazy intricate plots like seinfeld had more scenes and
- 12:56Speaker 2: more sets than any other show like there was so
- 12:58Speaker 2: much story packed into each episode and you never really
- 13:01Speaker 2: realized that like i didn't realize that when i watched
- 13:02Speaker 2: it as a kid uh and there's no reason to
- 13:05Speaker 2: because it's just about making you laugh but really it's
- 13:07Speaker 2: him as a storyteller and i think that's what separates
- 13:09Speaker 2: him from don rickles not to take away from rickles
- 13:11Speaker 2: amazing guy but i think that that's the difference is
- 13:13Speaker 2: the storytelling.
- 13:14Speaker 1: I've always loved studying Larry David in the way of
- 13:17Speaker 1: patterns as well as pacing, because the way that they
- 13:20Speaker 1: did shift those scenes so quickly, it was like I
- 13:23Speaker 1: used to sit there and watch him trying to figure
- 13:25Speaker 1: out how he was able to shift a subject and
- 13:27Speaker 1: he didn't lose us. Whereas if I did it on
- 13:30Speaker 1: the radio, that was a chance for listeners to go
- 13:32Speaker 1: someplace else. But with Larry David, we stayed. I want
- 13:35Speaker 1: to know that magic trick.
- 13:38Speaker 2: He's the master of the segue. And I think it's
- 13:39Speaker 2: just about, like, distilling things down to their bare essentials.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Like I mentioned earlier, Dave Mandel and Alec Berg, who
- 13:45Speaker 2: were Larry's protégés, legendary writers who went on to do
- 13:49Speaker 2: Veep and Silicon Valley and Barry. And I remember Dave
- 13:52Speaker 2: telling me that... the first week at Seinfeld, he thought
- 13:55Speaker 2: that he had a, basically he had like 70% of
- 13:57Speaker 2: an episode, you know, he had the first two acts
- 13:59Speaker 2: and then he brought it to Larry and Jerry and
- 14:01Speaker 2: they went through it scene by scene by scene. And
- 14:03Speaker 2: he left the office with only two scenes. Everything could
- 14:06Speaker 2: be compacted down to two scenes. And he liked the
- 14:08Speaker 2: analogy he used with me. He was like, it's like
- 14:09Speaker 2: when you're putting stuff in a trash bag and you
- 14:11Speaker 2: think it's full, but actually you can keep pushing it
- 14:13Speaker 2: down and pushing it down and pushing it down. And
- 14:15Speaker 2: that's the way that Larry and Jerry approached comedy. And,
- 14:18Speaker 2: and I think that that helps make, Like that for
- 14:21Speaker 2: the for the segues, I think that that helps you
- 14:23Speaker 2: pivot from one comment to the next because you are
- 14:26Speaker 2: getting to the bare essentials of something and you can
- 14:29Speaker 2: switch to the next topic.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Because you've been so close. Is he a yellow tablet
- 14:33Speaker 1: man or does he type into a computer? And if
- 14:35Speaker 1: he does the tablets, come on now, I'm the guy
- 14:38Speaker 1: that's going to walk in there and smell the ink
- 14:39Speaker 1: on that page because ink has a scent to it.
- 14:44Speaker 2: So Larry has always been incredibly disciplined. He's famously had
- 14:47Speaker 2: these notebooks where he writes down these ideas and he
- 14:49Speaker 2: goes back to these notebooks year after year. But he
- 14:51Speaker 2: did at some point, probably about 10 years ago, pivot
- 14:55Speaker 2: to putting the ideas on his phone. And then him
- 14:58Speaker 2: and Jeff Schaefer organized them together. But they go through
- 15:02Speaker 2: it together on a loose leaf piece of paper. So
- 15:05Speaker 2: eventually there's a tangible aspect to it. But that's another
- 15:09Speaker 2: thing I learned from Larry just being around all these
- 15:10Speaker 2: years is like, you know, write down every idea. They're
- 15:13Speaker 2: not all winners, but you may as well write it
- 15:14Speaker 2: down instead of forget it because losing an idea is
- 15:16Speaker 2: the worst feeling.
- 15:17Speaker 1: I'm that guy that I'll be in the group of
- 15:19Speaker 1: people and everybody's got an opinion about Larry David. And
- 15:22Speaker 1: I'll sit there and say, calm down, calm down. The
- 15:23Speaker 1: guy's probably so damn gentle. There's probably not a temper
- 15:26Speaker 1: bone in his body. that he would probably sit down
- 15:28Speaker 1: and listen to you more than argue with you.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I'm wrong, aren't I?
- 15:34Speaker 2: I'm wrong, right?
- 15:35Speaker 1: No, no.
- 15:38Speaker 2: I mean, he's a listener at heart. He does a temper, though.
- 15:43Speaker 2: You know, he likes arguing, but he is gentle. I
- 15:47Speaker 2: would say maybe the best way to put it, and
- 15:49Speaker 2: maybe this would still be persuasive to your argument, is
- 15:51Speaker 2: there's nothing about him that's mean-spirited. It always comes from
- 15:54Speaker 2: a place of just trying to be funny. And like
- 15:57Speaker 2: Mary Steenburgen told me that you would think that Larry
- 16:00Speaker 2: Day would be the last person you want to call
- 16:01Speaker 2: in case of an emergency. And Mary and Ted Danson
- 16:04Speaker 2: are friends with Larry. And she said that Larry would
- 16:06Speaker 2: actually be the top of her list. He's a really
- 16:07Speaker 2: loyal guy. Yep. You know that he that he did.
- 16:10Speaker 2: So so he is someone you can trust. I'm like
- 16:12Speaker 2: the character in the show. Like he is a gentle,
- 16:14Speaker 2: reliable human. But but don't but don't let that fool you.
- 16:17Speaker 2: He does like arguing and he does like, you know,
- 16:19Speaker 2: dissecting minutiae.
- 16:21Speaker 1: You bring up something that's going to teach this generation.
- 16:23Speaker 1: What is a schmohawk? I want to know more about
- 16:26Speaker 1: that because it's in the book and it's like, okay,
- 16:30Speaker 1: what can we do with this word that we can
- 16:32Speaker 1: sit here and expand upon it?
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a word that Larry's father used very
- 16:38Speaker 2: often during their childhood. It made its way in the
- 16:41Speaker 2: curve a few times and I was very pleased with
- 16:44Speaker 2: myself for figuring out a way to get into the book. Yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 1: See, that's that creative person inside of you. Now I'm
- 16:50Speaker 1: starting to see that Larry David has worn off onto
- 16:52Speaker 1: you and we're going to start seeing you on a
- 16:54Speaker 1: live stage one day.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Maybe this is all part of my long con to
- 16:58Speaker 2: get in front of the camera myself. No, but it's
- 17:02Speaker 2: been a real pleasure getting to know him. And I think,
- 17:04Speaker 2: you know, I felt a lot of pressure. I had
- 17:06Speaker 2: to write a Larry Caliber book because his shows and
- 17:09Speaker 2: his comedies are of a certain caliber. So it forced
- 17:11Speaker 2: me to raise my game. And I'm grateful for that.
- 17:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:13Speaker 1: A personal question just between the two of us, because
- 17:15Speaker 1: we both do have conversations with people of fame. When
- 17:18Speaker 1: you have a conversation with Larry, as many as you had,
- 17:21Speaker 1: did you have those moments where you lost your emotions
- 17:24Speaker 1: when Larry was gone? You go, holy crap. And you did.
- 17:27Speaker 1: You actually shed a tear because I'm going to be
- 17:29Speaker 1: man enough to tell you that has happened to me
- 17:31Speaker 1: many times because the emotions are too damn strong. Larry
- 17:34Speaker 1: seems to be that kind of guy that would do
- 17:36Speaker 1: it to me as well.
- 17:38Speaker 2: No, absolutely. I mean, Larry is my personal hero. And
- 17:40Speaker 2: I think that says a lot about him that he
- 17:41Speaker 2: started my hero on six years later. He's my hero
- 17:43Speaker 2: because there's that adage, don't meet your heroes. And I
- 17:45Speaker 2: think that's ridiculous. I mean, I still don't even know
- 17:50Speaker 2: how whenever I talk to Larry, I'm able to treat
- 17:52Speaker 2: him like another human being, like someone I'm talking to.
- 17:54Speaker 2: But there's so many times when I would get off
- 17:55Speaker 2: the phone and I would turn to my wife and
- 17:57Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, my God, I just talked to
- 17:58Speaker 2: Larry for 45 minutes. How did I do that? How
- 18:00Speaker 2: did I not just become a stuttering fool?
- 18:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:04Speaker 2: But, you know, I guess like you, like we rise
- 18:06Speaker 2: to the occasion and and and it's amazing. And I
- 18:09Speaker 2: guess it also shows Larry is a human. You know,
- 18:11Speaker 2: he is this guy on a pedestal. But, you know,
- 18:14Speaker 2: conversation with him is just like a normal conversation with anyone.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Where can people go to find out more about you?
- 18:19Speaker 1: Because I love your attitude. I love your energy. And
- 18:22Speaker 1: I want people to know more about you and your
- 18:25Speaker 1: walk forward in sharing history.
- 18:28Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much. I mean, I'm on all
- 18:29Speaker 2: the normal social media places, but don't worry about me.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Just read the books.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Listen to you, Larry David Jr.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's true. Yeah.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Emperor of Nothing, History of the Future, Council Wars. That's
- 18:46Speaker 2: my best self. I mean, I often feel like George
- 18:48Speaker 2: Costanza when he's like, you know, if you take all
- 18:50Speaker 2: of his years and put them into a couple of days,
- 18:52Speaker 2: it sounds impressive. And so, you know, that's me. The
- 18:54Speaker 2: books are the impressive version of me. The rest is
- 18:57Speaker 2: just chatter. But I do love, you know, I love
- 19:00Speaker 2: getting the word out. I hope that people will get
- 19:03Speaker 2: to know Larry in the way that I've gotten to
- 19:05Speaker 2: know him all these years.
- 19:06Speaker 1: So do you think you could stand up to George Steinbrenner?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Ah you said you know i mean come on if
- 19:10Speaker 3: you're if you're gonna be george you gotta you gotta
- 19:12Speaker 3: be part of that new york yankee kind of a
- 19:14Speaker 3: attitude there and george did quite and that's larry david's
- 19:17Speaker 3: writing i swear to god i felt like that larry
- 19:19Speaker 3: david was in my soul and in george's soul during.
- 19:22Speaker 2: That It's true. I mean, it's one of the most
- 19:27Speaker 2: mystifying things about Larry to me is that he is
- 19:30Speaker 2: such a specific sense of humor. Yeah. But he's so relatable.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Like everything that people say, the thing about Seinfeld or Kermit's, oh,
- 19:37Speaker 2: it's these relatable situations. And it is. But it's coming
- 19:40Speaker 2: from this very specific prism. So I don't know how
- 19:42Speaker 2: he can be so specific, but also so universally relatable.
- 19:45Speaker 2: But somehow he pulls it off and it's amazing.
- 19:47Speaker 1: You got to come back to this show anytime in
- 19:48Speaker 1: the future, Blake. The door opens. is always, always going
- 19:51Speaker 1: to be open for you. Thank you. You be brilliant today, okay?
- 19:56Speaker 2: You too. Thank you so much for having me on.