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#168 - Kris Banzuela of Faction Motorsports · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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  Hey, hi. Hello, How you doing?
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  Welcome back to another episode of the After Hours podcast with
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  Faction Motorsports. On today's episode we hang out
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  with Chris Benzuela of Faction Motorsports.
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  Chris is the lead technician here.
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  Also my, I guess longest employee of Faction Motorsports
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  as well. So, and more importantly, a very
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  good friend of mine and on this episode, we kind of just talk
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  about what's going on in the shop and pretty much just
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  bullshit about whatever. Carl and Chris have been friends
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  for a very long time, I think 10 to 15 years at this point, at
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  least 10 years. So they they, they know each
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  other pretty well. It was a it was a fun episode
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  and I hope you guys enjoy it. Just a reminder, we are giving
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  line up on our website. factionmotorsports.com podcast
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  is brought to you by Faction Motorsports.
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  We are an automotive performance shop located in East Rutherford,
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  NJ. Our shop is easy to get to from
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  Route 17, three and 21. We are also only 15 minutes away
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  from New York City. Faction Motorsports provide
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  services that include but are not limited to performance part
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  installations, suspension overhauls, general maintenance,
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  I'm definitely Hoddington. Welcome everybody to the Faction
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  After Hours podcast. This is a sauna today.
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  Yeah, the AC broke. Oh, dude.
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  And they had me eat Curry just now, Ken.
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  It was delicious. But now I'm just sweating out of
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  or every orifice in my body. Tonight.
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  We're here to bring you another guest.
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  Not just any other guest. It is the guest of all guests.
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  We have Chris Bands of Faction Motorsports, everybody, and
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  Helen, she's in the, she's over here on the side in the
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  bleachers. We got our spectators full
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  audience. Dude, yeah, I'm sweating
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  literally fucking bad. Now I can hear the fan when Carl
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  talks. Why?
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  Don't you back up the fan a little bit?
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  I don't think it's that one. I think didn't you guys just put
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  another fan up that? One's.
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  Yeah, that one's silent. So quiet, so quiet.
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  OK, then it probably is that one I guess.
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  Thank you, Malcolm. It's not really doing anything
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  anyway. Back it up.
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  I don't know about you, but like I could do like the most
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  minuscule athletic thing and I will sweat so badly.
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  Like what do I do about that? Am I just fucked?
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  No, you just have a. What was that perspiration?
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  Hyperhidrosis. I don't know.
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  Ivan. What?
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  And one of the first things I knew about Ivan Jay was that his
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  hands were sweaty, and that's all hyperhidrosis.
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  He sweats easily. You know the fix for that is
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  right? What, you piss on your hands?
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  No what? What?
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  No way. That's a Philippine like
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  folklore thing, You know, they're like, oh, you need to
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  piss on your hands. Never heard it.
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  Does it work? I wouldn't know my hands are dry
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  as I'll. I have the opposite problem.
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  I sweat a lot. Dude, not like this.
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  Not when I eat like, yeah, like whatever just happened to you?
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  No, but I sweat like that. Is you think it's an allergic
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  reaction, there's just like a dude.
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  It's not. That wasn't really spicy at all.
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  I feel like there was just like a lot of cumin in that bitch and
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  I was just like, no, it's just. I had some spice.
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  It did. Yeah, definitely.
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  It was spicier than the original.
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  You're making Curry with no spice is kind of on brand.
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  That's all you. Had it was good.
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  That's what you had on your on your BBQ.
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  It was so good. It was the normal 1.
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  The the BBQ that Frankie didn't go to, Yeah, that's the same
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  everybody in this room. Was there?
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  Was there? I was working on my car.
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  Sorry, you know what? I won't work on my.
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  Car I'll actually that's that's totally fine.
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  What did you get done? The inside is ready to paint
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  now. I will walk out there.
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  Right it is. It's good.
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  That's all right. OK, yeah.
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  So we're we're you're. Lucky Chris.
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  You're lucky Chris is here. I'm.
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  Out I'm out I'm. Out We're ready to go now so.
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  Holy crap. Frankie's away for the weekend
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  so we're going to wait till the next week but.
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  You're locked in. Can we can we smoke in here?
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  Frankie or your Ed? Yeah, no, Frankie Fresh Chavez.
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  Chavez oh why you got to Weld some more shit up.
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  What? Are.
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  You doing I was going to take they were here.
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  I thought everyone you got. To Weld some stuff up or
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  something. Not entirely, but yeah 1 area
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  would be nice to just touch up. So that's why you're waiting for
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  Frankie. Yeah.
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  So technically it's not 100% that, but we're close.
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  We're very, very close. This is the closest.
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  Easy. Yeah.
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  Do you work on it like during the day?
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  No, I try to but. Do you are you doing like work
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  stuff during the day? Isn't that what Chris is for?
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  I'm doing everything else. I'm not working in the shop
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  really, unless there's tires. I do tires sometimes.
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  Yeah, yeah, he's the the Lube tech.
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  I'm literally the Lube tech. Yeah.
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  Like sometimes I do alignment if I have to.
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  It's been a while, but. How's it been working here,
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  Chris? Are you good?
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  That's good, Frankie, you're safe.
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  Frankie's the type of he likes to work alone.
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  Definitely like. 0 distractions. Easily I've I know this.
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  Because if he was here, we would fuck around too much.
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  Well, it is fun. When I go in the shop, I will
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  say that Ariana goes on. Ariana goes on.
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  We're screaming shit because I feel like when you're in a shop
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  you should be screaming profanities like that's the
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  only. Way I see the shop and I think
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  of like when I go in the garage, I'm playing like divorced dad
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  rock. Players.
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  Yeah, that's the. Standard.
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  Oh my God. That's the standard, but I don't
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  know, Chris is too soft for that kind of stuff.
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  He just wants to listen to. This is who?
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  What are you? What's, what's your go to music,
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  Chris? R&B.
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  Yeah, I see. I can tell you what kind of
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  music Chris is playing. One Wish by Ray J or some shit.
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  He plays some baby making music sometimes, so.
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  Dude, I don't make babies to that music.
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  Good. Me and his Who's going?
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  So wait, what does Jesus? Does Jesus ever put music on?
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  No, me and his Zeus have similar taste in music.
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  It it like he doesn't have a specific genre?
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  Sometimes he'll wonder. He rarely ever puts music on.
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  I wonder, like what a lot of the listeners listen to, Like when
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  it's in the garage, I feel like that's not even that far off.
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  I feel like Ariana Grande is. Definitely far.
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  Off that shit is far off. Like I don't, I don't think
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  that. It's not just me.
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  Chris puts her on too. Chris is probably the reason I'm
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  obsessed with Ariana Grande. I feel like that's Chris because
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  Chris is one of the most, like, kind people that I know and
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  we've been friends now for over like probably a decade.
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  I am probably says who? Helen but, but like, I feel
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  like, are you the type of person where you would put this, put a
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  song on because you're like, oh, Frankie's in the shop.
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  Let me let me spice it up a little.
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  Bit Oh, he would, yeah. I would, but not all the time.
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  Yes, the music really determines on how busy the day is.
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  If it's busy busy, it's fast-paced music, whether it's.
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  How fast rock? Malcolm, you better get ready to
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  get on the mic. Why?
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  Malcolm can tell you exactly what mood you're in by the music
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  that goes on. Oh.
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  Yeah, it depends. What is that supposed to be?
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  The moment Chris is triggered or mad he puts on some under not
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  underground but like old school hip hop where just oh.
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  Yes, or boom. Bat Type No.
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  No, no, no, no, no, no when. He's old New York style rap
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  where just. When he's mad mad, he only puts
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  on one fucking type of song. I think it's one song.
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  Knuck if you buck. What's your mad song like?
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  I'm talking you're pissed as fuck.
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  Like I'm having a hard like a rough day.
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  The worst? And like, I'm pissed off.
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  Yeah, and you're, you're still listening to music.
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  Rain raining blood Slayer. No, no, no, that's never come on
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  in this shop so far, so thank God for that.
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  Take it down a couple notches. Work ASAP Ferg.
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  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, Or Yamborghini High. Chris likes Yamborghini High.
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  Yeah, that's. Too chill.
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  But those type, would you call that a trap music?
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  What would you call? That no, it's just 90s rap.
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  It is, yeah. I mean like 2000.
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  No, no, no. I'm 17.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts with work by ASAP Ferg
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  and then it eventually turns into 90s rap.
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  Yeah. But that comes on kind of, yeah.
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  I mean, it might come on when you're not that happy, but it
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  comes on pretty regular. That's kind of like, that's
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  really just what Daryl plays in the in the shop, really.
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  It's like New York City hip hop, like 90s New York City.
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  Like that, but that one song, that ASAP Ferg song work, that
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  song comes on. I already know unlike Chris is
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  over. Got a high?
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  It's usually the. End of the day, it's.
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  Usually towards the end of the day.
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  You've been you haven't been on a Taylor thing lately.
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  Taylor Swift. I don't play Taylor Swift in the
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  shop because no one's going to want to hear that, but everyone
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  here likes Ariana Grande, so. Do.
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  You he loves Ariana Grande. I'm telling you he's the reason
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  that I listen to Ariana Grande. It has to be.
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  You would put on. Well, you still have the little
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  small shop. Yeah, and you, it's almost time
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  to play Santa, baby motherfucker.
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  That's my favorite. That's my favorite.
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  That's a good Ariana Grande song.
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  I'll give it to you. Little 7.
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  Ring, I'll give it to you. There was also like this one
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  that was like pretty upbeat and I can't remember.
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  You like her music too? Yeah.
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  I feel like I liked her like back in the day.
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  I like her right now. I feel like I look her, look at
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  her right now and I'm like, that can be Ariana Grande.
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  People change, you know. What they like lose blood or
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  something? Like she's looking pale and
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  shit. All right, let's change the
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  subject. Here are some fucking vitamins
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  or. Something let's not talk shit
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  about my girl all. Right, that's insane.
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  But. You play your Carl when you're
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  in the shop. When I'm in the shop, I.
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  Don't even answer 80's rock. Yeah, that's accurate.
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  Yeah, yeah, dude, just 80's rock.
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  Or lately, if it's we. Built this city.
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  Yeah, dude. We built this.
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  City on rock and I'm just. Laying there like Yep, but if if
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  it's more than one person, sometimes if I'm in the shop,
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  like let's say it's me and tits, I'm betting on pop bunk.
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  I know, I know tits is we we should have tits on the podcast.
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  I thought we. Did we?
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  Didn't we have? Never brought tits on the
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  podcast. People have no idea who tits is.
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  Yeah, I feel they're still probably picturing like a larger
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  I'm. Picturing a big dude, no.
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  Like tits is actually ripped. Yeah, like scary ripped.
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  Every time I see him I'm like, really?
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  You're not his tits. And he doesn't work out or
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  anything. He's just, I'm like, what do you
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  do? She was like, aw, just fucking
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  diet. I'm like.
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  So what do you guys listen to? Pop on always just oh really?
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  Yeah, like state champs and fucking like Fall Out Boy and
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  shit. I listen to Metal Core when I
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  want to actually work. What is Metal Core?
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  Pretty much. Is that like Will's?
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  Kind of. No.
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  Like, no, but more. So yeah, there's a lot of
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  screaming, but there's a lot of clean bold.
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  Dudes will, if I want will to hear that, judge that that was
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  pretty fucking. Malcolm was trying to scream the
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  other day right now. Yeah, he's like he's.
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  Like, let's learn how to scream. I was like you can did.
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  He try. I think he tried.
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  What did he try or no, he didn't really.
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  I'm really bad. I kind of like I was just
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  throwing up. Did you actually watch the
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  video? Somebody informed us that there
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  was like a thing where they shoved the the camera down his
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  throat. Well, I think that was when.
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  He was doing all the stuff. I think they were doing that
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  when he was filming with that charisma.
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  I don't don't charisma, charisma boy.
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  I don't know what her name is on YouTube, but it's really
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  fucking. Cool lady.
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  That was like, I was like, what the?
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  Fuck, they probably did that when he was there.
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  But I know what I know what it looks like inside of Will.
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  The video that was really weird got paused.
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  That's nuts. But.
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  So he does. I would never want someone to I.
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  Know I'm like damn I feel like I would throw up.
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  God, good for him, but yeah. Scary ass voice.
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  Yeah, we try to put it on sometimes in the shop, but.
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  It's terrifying. When Jeremy comes with the tools
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  on Fridays, that's when we put. It on Who's Jeremy?
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  The tool guy. We're trying to get him to do a
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  podcast. Oh dude, he's he's got you guys
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  by the balls probably. Probably just me.
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  Just Chris. Yeah, the snap on trucks got us
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  fucked. Oh yeah, it's like a different
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  guy. Yeah.
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  So Jeremy brings like everything else.
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  So Milwaukee stuff, pretty much anything that's not Snap On he
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  can get, you know, but Snap On pretty much only a snap On and
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  whatever they have deals with so.
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  What's the most recent tool you bought from Nick Chris, I feel
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  like you always got cool tools. Ever since I've known you, you
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  always got the cool. Tools from Snap On.
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  No, just from like I guess Jeremy, he was here the most
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  recently. Sounds like he's coming here
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  tomorrow. So a ball joint tie rod removal
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  tool. The like.
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  The metal one. Yeah, it's like a clamping.
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  So instead of banging the knuckle, it just puts pressure.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Harvard, Frego, one of those.
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  I've gone through three of those, I think.
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  Yeah. And it's so scary when I use it.
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  It's like. Bangs.
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  No, but see tits gives you well, you tighten it up.
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  If it doesn't go, don't fucking make the tool break.
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  That's now now you just fucking give it a little tap smart and
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  and bro, that shit will fucking like I'm like ah.
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  So scary tits is smart. This is a really good guy.
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  Really smart guy too. With tools.
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  Yeah, fucking works like hell, dude.
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  How has work been over the last five years, Chris?
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  Is it 5? Five years.
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  Have you been here for five years?
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  It's about to be 6 in May God. Damn you.
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  Well, you go. You about to retire?
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  I wish I. Don't know about that.
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  No, he's he. He doesn't wish.
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  It it's been, it's been good. I feel like you there's.
• 17:31
  Definitely. There's definitely been a lot of
• 17:33
  progression in the shop. Yeah.
• 17:35
  Compared to when we first started.
• 17:37
  So. Why is that funny?
• 17:39
  Because I just wonder what he's going to say.
• 17:41
  What? Do you mean?
• 17:43
  Like. The size of the shop.
• 17:45
  Yeah. The overall condition of the
• 17:47
  shop, The amount of workflow. Yeah, true.
• 17:51
  How about the ease of workflow? Dude, when I came here bigger.
• 17:53
  Shop like, make them easier. Yeah.
• 17:57
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Except when you have something in your toolbox and you got to
• 18:01
  go to the alignment rack. But yeah.
• 18:03
  Yeah, you have to walk like half a mile like.
• 18:06
  Oh, oh oh oh, we got to walk 15 to 20 feet in a in a climate
• 18:14
  controlled area. It's 50 feet.
• 18:17
  It's. Actually not climate controlled.
• 18:19
  Yeah, don't say climate control, OK in a.
• 18:20
  Shielded area OK, lit up clean. Look man, it used to be the
• 18:27
  lineman rack was fucking 10 feet away from Chris's toolbox, but
• 18:30
  now it's. 50 feet. Yeah, that's the hardest thing
• 18:34
  we have to deal with. No.
• 18:35
  Oh no. I think, I think when we when I
• 18:37
  first came here probably had like Max 4 cars in one week.
• 18:43
  Now we got like 4 cars in one day.
• 18:46
  That's sick. I mean, you can't not do that,
• 18:48
  you know you got. Yeah, you kind of have to pay
• 18:52
  bills, so it gets kind of stressful.
• 18:54
  But well, Chris is always, Chris is a very dedicated employee, so
• 19:00
  he takes the work home with him. In his brain, people will know
• 19:03
  what that means, but that's how. Oh, no, yes, don't.
• 19:06
  Don't. Why?
• 19:07
  Don't say that. So he'll be Googling shit at
• 19:09
  night trying to figure out what the fuck the problem is with the
• 19:11
  car. Taking it out on Helen like.
• 19:15
  You know the meme where the girl's like, I wonder what he's
• 19:16
  thinking about like when they're both in bed and then Chris and
• 19:20
  then it goes to Chris and he's like, what the fuck is that
• 19:22
  problem with that tie rod? I wonder if and that's probably
• 19:26
  what. There's literally times where
• 19:28
  we'll be at home and I'll say it on my computer and I'm like,
• 19:31
  sorry babe, I need to look something up real quick.
• 19:34
  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I get it.
• 19:37
  I I don't want to say do you need one?
• 19:39
  Nah. I'm going.
• 19:40
  I don't want to say that a lot of us are probably like that,
• 19:43
  but if you're working on something like I'm not going to
• 19:45
  be able to. Dude, I've been obsessed with
• 19:47
  this fucking chop for months. I couldn't get it to work.
• 19:51
  I haven't touched the IS in forever because you just day and
• 19:56
  night, day and night. Why do I even care about this
• 19:58
  thing like? Because you're trying to chop.
• 20:00
  Around because I'm trying to fucking fix it.
• 20:02
  That's all. I feel like if you, if you're
• 20:03
  into it, you're just, it's hard not to care about.
• 20:05
  It I think the problem is you want to fix it so you're very
• 20:09
  like. I can only think about this
• 20:11
  right now because I'm trying to. Yeah, but.
• 20:14
  And it's hard to not do that. That's why people with multiple
• 20:17
  car projects going on at the same time, like kind of like
• 20:20
  Jimmy honestly, even though that is his job, it's like Jesus
• 20:23
  fucking Christ, so many different fucking things going
• 20:26
  on. Well, some people just operate
• 20:27
  good like that. I feel like when it's under
• 20:29
  pressure, dude, how many things have we had to do?
• 20:30
  Like, oh shit, we got to get this done like right now and we
• 20:34
  got to get it out. It's like normal shit.
• 20:37
  And. Unfortunately, you're just going
• 20:40
  to have to do it, which blows like, I just want to like, I
• 20:46
  want to maybe. But when it's a problem, which
• 20:49
  is kind of what we're talking about, like when you can't
• 20:51
  figure something out and then it's just on your mind and.
• 20:56
  There's been multiple times where Frankie had to tell me to
• 20:58
  just, dude, just go home. Yeah, worry about it tomorrow.
• 21:02
  But The thing is like, there's like a middle ground.
• 21:06
  You have to find the middle ground.
• 21:07
  Because yeah, you need to 1 the customer needs their car back,
• 21:10
  but then two like we can only. What we always say is like, I
• 21:16
  tried to tell Chris I'm like, I mean, me and me and Chris are we
• 21:21
  were talking about this the other day.
• 21:22
  We're we're basically partners, but not on paper, but we feel
• 21:26
  that way. But the perk of not being
• 21:29
  partners is I always tell him, I'm like, when you leave here,
• 21:33
  leave it here. That's dude.
• 21:35
  Imagine, don't imagine what this guy does.
• 21:38
  Yeah, I'm surprised you still got hair.
• 21:40
  For real. Barely, but yeah.
• 21:42
  So that's. But then at the same time when
• 21:45
  he tells me that he does go home and thinks about work and stuff
• 21:50
  like that, at the same time in my head I'm like he should a
• 21:53
  little bit because if he wasn't at all then that would mean he
• 21:56
  doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't care.
• 21:58
  But you know, there's so there's like a middle ground.
• 22:01
  It's like, I don't want you to leave here and stress about it
• 22:03
  and ruin your whole night. I don't want, I don't want that
• 22:05
  to happen. That's my job.
• 22:06
  So I don't want that to happen. But if you were like, oh, I have
• 22:10
  an idea. I did it and it's 10:00 at
• 22:12
  night. You're like, let me just search
• 22:13
  and you look at which is probably.
• 22:15
  What you do? It also derives from my previous
• 22:18
  job and then when we and I came here for the first time because
• 22:23
  technically I was the only employee.
• 22:24
  Yeah. So there's nobody else to blame.
• 22:27
  Yeah. So I have to make sure I'm on
• 22:28
  top of my shit. Yeah, and that.
• 22:31
  Was one of the things I hate to think about it like that.
• 22:33
  God damn like ah shit I remember.
• 22:36
  Were you the only employee at your other job too, or not?
• 22:38
  For a little while, yeah. Yeah, because that was like one
• 22:41
  of the things that you hated at your other job.
• 22:43
  I remember. I didn't.
• 22:46
  I didn't. I didn't hate it, but Debbie
• 22:48
  didn't like it. Yeah, because it's just there's
• 22:51
  a lot more weight on my shoulders now.
• 22:53
  So it's like, yeah, I don't know, it's just such a weird
• 22:57
  thing because like you, it's a good thing that you care about.
• 23:02
  That's, that's what makes you such a good technician.
• 23:05
  If you didn't have that characteristic, you would not be
• 23:09
  the person you are. It would, it would not be that
• 23:11
  way because you you would let shit go.
• 23:15
  You know, the only time where I didn't care was the dealership.
• 23:18
  Yeah, because it feels like you're working for a fucking
• 23:20
  corporation. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:21
  It's not personable, you know? Yeah, I feel like so.
• 23:26
  We have another friend of ours that he's in Georgia, though,
• 23:29
  but works at a BMW dealership. Shout out, James, but it sounds
• 23:33
  like when he's working there, I don't know, like, maybe it's
• 23:37
  just like, yeah, yeah. Like I've.
• 23:39
  I've asked him. He's been there for a while.
• 23:41
  No. Right.
• 23:41
  There's dealers I'm sure that are good.
• 23:43
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, it seems like dude, I
• 23:45
  mean, he said that his looks like an Amazon warehouse.
• 23:47
  It's huge. Yeah.
• 23:48
  But most, I mean in our area, Nissan dealerships were
• 23:51
  terrible. They were like the bottom of the
• 23:52
  barrel. As far as like, yeah, just refer
• 23:54
  to the Brian episode. You haven't already, dude.
• 23:57
  I've been using that term blown smoke.
• 23:59
  And now when my mom goes to the dealer, Oh my God, I want to
• 24:01
  fucking kill somebody. Yeah, but you see the reports
• 24:03
  they give her and I'm. Like mom, why the fuck are you
• 24:06
  doing this? And she's like, I didn't want to
• 24:08
  bother you. And I'm like, oh shit.
• 24:09
  But we, I mean, we try to, we kind of try to emulate the
• 24:13
  dealership a little bit here with the inspection sheet and
• 24:17
  this and that, but we just don't do the bullshit part where
• 24:20
  you're trying to RIP people off, you know?
• 24:22
  You just like the readability of it.
• 24:23
  Yeah, I like that because it feels nice when you get that
• 24:26
  you're like, oh, someone actually did something, you
• 24:27
  know, and, and it's good for the technicians because they
• 24:30
  actually have a process that they can go through instead of
• 24:32
  just like, yeah, let me know if you see anything.
• 24:35
  And then it's like, OK, let me just look at this and then, OK,
• 24:38
  we're good. And you totally forget to look
• 24:39
  at one other thing, you know what I mean?
• 24:40
  But if you have a sheet that a process that you got to go
• 24:43
  through, you kind of check off all the boxes and then.
• 24:46
  Well, in the dealership, you kind of have to exaggerate the
• 24:48
  story a little bit as opposed to here.
• 24:50
  If something's like let's say your brakes are down to like 3
• 24:55
  millimetres on the measurement, that's.
• 24:57
  Ain't that kind of low? That's low.
• 24:59
  That's. Right.
• 25:01
  Three millimetres. I'm like shit but.
• 25:02
  It's usable though. It's still, it's still usable.
• 25:05
  I would if the customer asked me, like do you think I can
• 25:08
  still drive around? I'm like, yeah, you probably got
• 25:09
  like 4 to 6 months, maybe 8. Which is pretty good.
• 25:13
  It's a lot of time. Like if you're broke, yeah, you
• 25:16
  know, so. 3mm. Yeah, it sounds like it's
• 25:19
  nothing, but it actually is something.
• 25:24
  I don't know that's. Got to be no.
• 25:26
  I mean, we will tell them like hey, like you should probably do
• 25:28
  breaks in, but you could wait a little bit.
• 25:31
  Yeah, like your real is like bro.
• 25:33
  Like we we try to keep it a buck.
• 25:34
  With you, money is not growing on trees right now, which is
• 25:38
  nuts. How We've not invented that.
• 25:40
  It is kind of crazy. I keep thinking about that every
• 25:42
  day because how shit is so expensive like.
• 25:46
  Yeah, I'm doing. But everything is.
• 25:49
  Literally everything is, but there's things that you can do
• 25:51
  to just try to make it better. Dude I feel like I'm pretty
• 25:54
  budgeted and frugal with my drifting program so far.
• 25:59
  It's like I don't really go out of my way to like do things or
• 26:04
  buy things when I don't need them.
• 26:06
  The car works. Your car is working.
• 26:09
  Like if you wanted to drift it right now, you'd think it would
• 26:10
  work. It'd probably work a couple
• 26:13
  laps, couple laps. I know it's doing that thing.
• 26:15
  Wouldn't the? That shit.
• 26:17
  Hello. Is it still doing that?
• 26:20
  Oh yeah. Fuck.
• 26:22
  Trust me Frank Garrity track I'm visiting.
• 26:24
  Well, and then he told me the situation and how serious it
• 26:26
  was, and I was like, all right, well, maybe, yeah, maybe take
• 26:29
  that motor out sooner than later.
• 26:32
  Yeah. Because like, I don't know if it
• 26:35
  if the pexy fucking piracy knock sensor knock reading wasn't
• 26:39
  bouncing like a motherfucker when he was on throttle, then
• 26:41
  maybe keep fucking around. But that's like a it's a good
• 26:45
  sign that like things are not going well inside.
• 26:47
  So the more you drive it, the more damage you're going to do.
• 26:50
  The parts that aren't made anymore.
• 26:52
  God forbid fucking window of the block.
• 26:54
  Then you just increase the price of this a lot.
• 26:58
  So like you could get lucky, you could take that out and the
• 27:01
  crank is still OK and let's. Yank that bitch.
• 27:04
  We're air going to. Leave it in the auto preserve.
• 27:07
  It's coming. Dude, that that'll be, that'd be
• 27:10
  sick. And all the kits bro, just
• 27:12
  fucking kits galore back there now.
• 27:15
  Have you not taken a look at what's in the shop right now?
• 27:17
  It's kind of full in the shop, but yeah, no, his car is coming.
• 27:21
  Yeah, it's a priority now, so. That's good.
• 27:24
  He's got no choice, got no option now.
• 27:26
  Yikes. Dude, you guys, we got to go to
• 27:28
  final about next year because I'm going.
• 27:30
  To be we should go to final about.
• 27:31
  Me, Quan and Ethan, I got a plan.
• 27:33
  I got a. Vision yellow fever.
• 27:35
  We got products we got, we got shirts, we got everything we
• 27:37
  got. Then you just come out with a
• 27:38
  shirt. Yeah, we did.
• 27:40
  We're going to be selling them. It's nice and plain Hobby.
• 27:42
  Like shout out hobby. He's the creative brains between
• 27:46
  behind everything and then we just like spit bullshit and then
• 27:49
  Javi will just like. Yeah, that reminds me, I got to
• 27:52
  do my vendor application now for final mount.
• 27:55
  Yeah, you should. For two years from now.
• 27:58
  Put that in. Now just make sure.
• 27:59
  Dude, I hope that we fucking actually make it far enough.
• 28:02
  I know I'm fucking just chatting bullshit but I know we wanted to
• 28:05
  always do it but. Like, I mean, dude, I'd said
• 28:07
  this already, I think, but this year was the year that I wanted
• 28:10
  to shut down the shop and have him and Jesus come out and like
• 28:14
  everyone goes. And then that shit happened and
• 28:16
  I was like, OK. It sounded so fun from everybody
• 28:20
  else, dude. And then we, we almost still
• 28:22
  made it happen. But the thing with John and them
• 28:25
  going and then if we are all going to, we were all, we almost
• 28:28
  all took the van. I was like, if we all take the
• 28:30
  van and we all split gas, then fuck it, I'll, I'll go.
• 28:34
  But it's just they had other plans and everything, so it
• 28:36
  wasn't going to make sense. John who?
• 28:38
  Fortunato, Fortunato and Eric and Ron.
• 28:41
  It shout out John first of all. John has my trailer right now
• 28:43
  and he also fixed it. I guess.
• 28:46
  I guess I like rubbed through a wire for one of the trailer
• 28:49
  brakes. He's like the trailer brakes are
• 28:50
  kind of weak. And I was like, are they?
• 28:53
  And then he he was like, I fixed the wire and I'm like, damn, I
• 28:56
  can't wait to try that shit. That's going to be nice.
• 28:58
  It's just going to go like John. Whenever you want to fix mine,
• 29:01
  let me know. But dude, shout out John
• 29:03
  Fortunano. That guy's.
• 29:05
  He's cool. Yeah, he's, he saved my ass the
• 29:08
  other week. I, I was riding the bike and
• 29:13
  then I guess the valve cover fell off like in the valve cover
• 29:17
  on a motorcycle on that. Everybody freaks out when I say
• 29:19
  that, but it's really like this big.
• 29:21
  It's like this big. I was going to use because I
• 29:24
  found a bunch of cans on the side of the road.
• 29:25
  I was going to use the bottom of this and like shove it in there.
• 29:30
  Didn't work. How far were you from?
• 29:32
  A mile and a half like or maybe maybe like 3 1/2 miles or three
• 29:37
  miles it. Would have been annoying to push
• 29:38
  that home. No, it would have been fucked.
• 29:41
  So then I called Joe first, my roommate, and I'm like, Joe,
• 29:46
  like, are you on your way home from work?
• 29:47
  Like it was probably like 4:00 4/30.
• 29:50
  I like got home from the booth pretty early and I was like, you
• 29:52
  know what, I'm going to fucking ride this thing.
• 29:55
  And then like Joe was like, I'm just leaving now.
• 29:58
  I'll be there in an hour. Then I was like, who else lives
• 30:01
  near us? And John came to mind and I was
• 30:04
  like, this is such a weird favor for me to ask.
• 30:07
  So like, I just called John and I'm like, yo, I'm kind of
• 30:10
  stranded right now, like. Does he?
• 30:13
  He lives close, right? Yeah, he lives like 10 minutes
• 30:15
  or so, maybe less for me. And then he's like, yeah, can
• 30:18
  you like come help me out? Or like, I know you have the
• 30:20
  Taco. We could try to pick it up and
• 30:21
  put it in the bed. And he's like, yeah, sure, I'll
• 30:23
  come over. Pulls up, gets a ashtray that's
• 30:26
  like domed out like this. It's a old license plate that's
• 30:29
  just been, like, punched out to look like an ashtray.
• 30:32
  Just pulls that out and he's like, dude, I think we could cut
• 30:35
  this and make one. And I was like, yo, that's
• 30:39
  chopping. That's chopping.
• 30:43
  So I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. He actually took a picture of me
• 30:45
  while I was like kind of fiddling with the thing that he
• 30:47
  made. But we cut a circle out, drilled
• 30:50
  the holes because he brought everything, drill bits, bolts
• 30:52
  and shit. Like I was like, I need 10 mils.
• 30:54
  That's all I said. Brought a bunch of bolts.
• 30:56
  We slap it on. I'm like, yeah, that looks like
• 30:58
  it'll work. I roll, we start going, I'm
• 31:02
  like, oh, I think it's fine. And then that's when I took a
• 31:05
  video on the way home because I, I made one, right?
• 31:07
  We split. As soon as we split, I'm riding,
• 31:11
  I'm like, damn, my leg's kind of hot again.
• 31:13
  And then like I look down and it's just raining out of the
• 31:18
  fucking valve cover, dude. Like I've got to be like 1/4
• 31:22
  have 1/4 in a mile that I lost. Well, it wasn't going to be a
• 31:24
  perfect seal, you know. I mean the problem was when I
• 31:27
  the reason why I found out it was fucked was one everybody
• 31:31
  behind me stopped and I was like.
• 31:34
  They're waiting for you to catch fire.
• 31:35
  No, they're like what the hell? Their car probably was so
• 31:37
  fucked. Oh yeah.
• 31:39
  But they, I don't think they, well, maybe it was hitting.
• 31:41
  The windshield. Why is the wipers not?
• 31:43
  Working Why aren't they like they one wipe now you're blind.
• 31:46
  Imagine. But then my leg, I was just
• 31:49
  riding and all of a sudden I'm like, damn.
• 31:53
  Damn, it's warm. Out kind of hot like why is my
• 31:55
  leg mad hot? I looked down whole pan leg
• 31:59
  covered in oil and it was hot. It was pretty hot.
• 32:01
  You know Walmart jeans. Don't be sleeping on the Walmart
• 32:04
  jeans, do you? Still have those jeans or you
• 32:06
  threw it out? I threw them out but but they
• 32:08
  like kept me like my leg wasn't burning.
• 32:10
  Thought he was about to be a Ghost Rider just on fire.
• 32:12
  And then and then, yeah, I was just like, holy shit.
• 32:16
  Like, what the fuck? So then while John was coming,
• 32:19
  was, was going there. I literally just walked like 2
• 32:21
  1/2 miles. I I could, I probably walked for
• 32:23
  five more minutes. I would have been in my house,
• 32:26
  but I was just like looking for the valve cover.
• 32:27
  I couldn't find him. But shout out John Fortunato,
• 32:30
  man. Yeah, you remember, you know,
• 32:32
  Chris had a bike before. Oh yeah.
• 32:35
  Frankie rode it. Yo, Helen.
• 32:37
  I didn't ride it fast enough honestly.
• 32:38
  Should Chris get a you would love if a Harley on the back.
• 32:43
  Chris would look so sick. I took her, she said.
• 32:45
  Yeah, Sean's bike. Street Glide.
• 32:50
  Street Glide? Chris is a Street Glide guy,
• 32:51
  dude. Yo, yeah, he's a Street Glide
• 32:54
  guy. That we would looks mad cool
• 32:57
  dude. Get the big speakers on it.
• 32:58
  Just start going fucking. Get T bars soon.
• 33:02
  Performance bagger. That's what they call him now.
• 33:04
  Performance Bagger. Yeah, because they they do all
• 33:06
  this shit to him. Which one is they put T bars.
• 33:08
  They they do all the Dyna modifications to a bagger and
• 33:12
  it's pretty sick, but I told myself I wouldn't get a bagger
• 33:15
  until I was 40 so. Baggers look cool.
• 33:19
  A couple more. Dude, baggers look cool.
• 33:22
  Bobby's sick. Is Bobby's a bagger?
• 33:25
  Yeah. Rd.
• 33:25
  Glide. Street Glide, Yeah.
• 33:27
  Dude, that thing is sweet. That's the kind of biker picture
• 33:29
  you want. The bike there I rode was
• 33:32
  comfortable. Yeah.
• 33:33
  What's the sound for me? Do you not like it?
• 33:36
  Oh, you like the street? The street bike?
• 33:39
  I did too. Equal length manifold.
• 33:42
  I did too bro, but there's like something like weird now with my
• 33:45
  bike or well, Wags's bike it's. Just that's your bike.
• 33:49
  Now it just sounds so fucking like, like, what is this?
• 33:54
  It like, just sounds weird. It doesn't sound like fast, you
• 33:56
  know what I mean? Like Malcolm and Frankie's bike
• 33:59
  does. Yeah, but they're probably they
• 34:02
  are fast. They're definitely fast.
• 34:04
  But like. Yeah, I mean 2 to one makes the
• 34:06
  exhaust sound different too, but I don't know.
• 34:09
  Chris just wants to go like fucking biker boys.
• 34:11
  Yeah, yeah, you're not going to get that noise that he likes
• 34:14
  from from a fucking V twin so. We should, but you're.
• 34:19
  Not going to buy one of those bikes again, right I'll.
• 34:21
  Get a triumph. Yeah, but that's a 2.
• 34:23
  Cylinder. That's a three.
• 34:25
  Three. That's a three.
• 34:26
  Well, it depends on what you. It depends.
• 34:28
  It depends. No like I'm thinking like a
• 34:30
  Thruxton or. Oh, like a caveat.
• 34:33
  Yeah, is. That what you want?
• 34:35
  Yeah. Yeah, dude, Street Glide would
• 34:38
  be. I don't like the forward set.
• 34:40
  Oh, like sitting like this, Yeah, that's why.
• 34:43
  That's what. That's why on my bike I did some
• 34:45
  weird shit where like I flipped them around.
• 34:46
  Now I'm like, it's fucking cool as hell.
• 34:49
  I mean you can put mids on a bagger.
• 34:53
  Yeah, but then you don't you Lean Lee.
• 34:57
  What's it called? You lose leaning capability it.
• 35:00
  Depends on what you put on the bike.
• 35:01
  They have so many things now. I don't even there's ones that
• 35:03
  are high in the air but. People are concerned about that?
• 35:06
  Dude I I strapped up these controls on my bike and
• 35:08
  literally was like I guess I'm going to have to turn now.
• 35:11
  No, but I mean your bike's going to just sit higher anyway.
• 35:13
  Like but a bagger usually sits pretty low and the floorboards
• 35:17
  are big so they they usually scrape the ground.
• 35:20
  But dude. That'd be sick.
• 35:21
  There's the race of what do they call it, Malcolm, what do they
• 35:24
  call it? Bagger thing.
• 35:25
  Yeah. King of baggers, king of baggers
• 35:29
  or whatever, where they race these things, Is that NJMP?
• 35:32
  I think next weekend or something.
• 35:33
  That's right next to my brothers house.
• 35:35
  We should go. Yeah Fuck.
• 35:36
  Wait, I'm going to be drifting next weekend.
• 35:38
  Shit. I think I got a wedding too.
• 35:40
  But who's wedding Brendan? Shit, Congratulations.
• 35:44
  Yeah, Brendan's. Finally, there's a cigarette.
• 35:47
  Yeah, there's a cigarette. There's one more in there.
• 35:49
  I'm probably going to smoke it. I should Brendan's cigarettes,
• 35:51
  yeah. They've been there since the
• 35:52
  open house and I've just had been having one when I don't
• 35:54
  feel like smoking mine. Congratulations.
• 35:59
  Holy shit. Yeah, he's grown up.
• 36:01
  Yeah, Dude Smitty called me today.
• 36:03
  He told me he's also getting married.
• 36:05
  I was like what the fuck? Schmidty.
• 36:08
  I miss Schmidty, dude. I answered him.
• 36:09
  I answered the phone call and I was like.
• 36:11
  Do you know him, Chris? Yeah, dude.
• 36:13
  We used to party in the at the fucking Ramsey house all the
• 36:16
  time dude. Dude, me and Carl will be
• 36:18
  hanging out in the in his driveway working on his car, his
• 36:21
  240, and then Smitty would just appear out of the bushes out of
• 36:24
  nowhere. He's going to fuck.
• 36:26
  He's just he's. Just chilling.
• 36:28
  He's just chilling. He just hangs out.
• 36:30
  He lived really close to you. Yeah, and Smitty was like Smitty
• 36:34
  was a is the friend that would just wants to be around.
• 36:37
  Yep. He he knows he can't necessarily
• 36:39
  help. I probably would prefer if he
• 36:42
  didn't. Hell.
• 36:44
  But like, just his presence is like, all right.
• 36:46
  Like, I'm done with this. Yeah.
• 36:48
  He's good vibes. Yeah, congratulations to me.
• 36:51
  I guess he's getting married. And I was like you like.
• 36:55
  That's crazy. Poor lady.
• 36:58
  You. No, I was.
• 37:00
  I was cracking up because I think I when I said that his dad
• 37:02
  just started dying. I liked having him on the
• 37:04
  podcast because it was like a normie.
• 37:06
  On the podcast, I mean, we haven't really talked about
• 37:07
  drifting a lot on this one just now.
• 37:09
  Yeah, I mean, we what? Are we going to talk about Kurt?
• 37:14
  No. No all.
• 37:16
  Right, too soon. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't
• 37:19
  really give a shit really. If you want to really get into
• 37:21
  it just because like, what the fuck is that going to affect me?
• 37:23
  I mean, the only thing we can get into is conspiracies, so.
• 37:26
  Yeah, I could maybe get about that, but like, really,
• 37:28
  everybody bitching and moaning on the Internet, Yeah, kind of
• 37:31
  fuck off. Yeah.
• 37:32
  I was like. I'm.
• 37:34
  Like right away, Like within within the first hour.
• 37:36
  And I was like, dude, it's been like, my Jesus.
• 37:39
  So this like news being out and I'm like every fucking body is
• 37:44
  just arguing. Everything, everything that
• 37:45
  happens needs to be, doesn't fucking.
• 37:47
  There needs to be two sides. Is it unfortunate?
• 37:50
  Very no one, No one deserves. I didn't like that guy, but I
• 37:53
  would never say the shit I'm reading.
• 37:55
  Yeah, no one deserves to lose a life that's just disrespecting
• 37:58
  the life of another human that's wrong his whole.
• 38:01
  Family was in front of him. Why the fuck are is is Joe Schmo
• 38:06
  and Anna Anna over here arguing? Because people do people think
• 38:11
  they have a voice or something like they matter?
• 38:13
  Like no one cares about your opinion.
• 38:14
  I mean, this is America. They do have a voice like we
• 38:16
  have a voice. Do we?
• 38:18
  Do we? For what I just said, in some
• 38:19
  other countries we might just get in trouble for real.
• 38:21
  Yeah, but no one cares though. Like nothing's going to change.
• 38:25
  I feel like the world is. Joe Schmog thinks that I don't.
• 38:29
  Know I think we're all pretty desensitized and I think what I
• 38:31
  like about my friend group is like yeah we're talking about
• 38:35
  this but in 5 minutes we're not and guess what you're still my
• 38:38
  friend you're still my friend you're still my friend and
• 38:41
  you're still my. Friend, what about the skeleton?
• 38:42
  No, I fucking always hated her, but you know what I mean?
• 38:48
  Like people left group chats. They're fucking arguing about
• 38:51
  bullshit. It happened when Trump got
• 38:52
  elected too. It always happens.
• 38:54
  This stuff is people literally like lose family members if I
• 38:58
  didn't have. Differentiating views with my
• 39:00
  friends, like some of the conversations I've had with
• 39:02
  them, would never happen. Yeah dude, Chris had to convince
• 39:05
  me to get a 240 and get into drifting.
• 39:07
  I didn't like it. You didn't like drifting?
• 39:10
  I had a front wheel drive car. I only wanted to do grip shit.
• 39:12
  Yeah, but come on. See differentiating views you
• 39:17
  saw. Drifting and you were like, I
• 39:20
  should probably. I just didn't think it was
• 39:21
  feasible. Just that makes sense.
• 39:24
  Well, like then Chris is like. I mean, ah, shit at our at our
• 39:27
  age, yeah, dude back. Then I feel like.
• 39:30
  You were. You were in.
• 39:31
  You were fresh in college. Yeah, but there's kids in that
• 39:35
  time where they just, they just like motor through that.
• 39:39
  And I'm like, damn, we struggled.
• 39:42
  And I feel like they grew up so fast.
• 39:44
  And I'm like damn, by the time I was like 23 is when I started
• 39:47
  drifting. They have a lot of things at
• 39:49
  their hands now. Like there's so much information
• 39:52
  and you can get us so much faster than it used to be.
• 39:54
  It used to be like, oh, I wonder how I do this because I thought
• 39:58
  we had a lot of information at our hands, and now it's like,
• 40:01
  now it's even crazier. I don't even really remember the
• 40:04
  last time I like looked up something.
• 40:06
  I've been kind of raw dogging my whole car shit lately.
• 40:09
  Like if I want to do something, I'll just start doing it.
• 40:11
  And then if I fuck up then I'm like, gosh.
• 40:13
  But like, Instagram has changed so much.
• 40:15
  Like you just find everything so fast and everyone's just so
• 40:18
  connected. Like when you needed to look
• 40:20
  something up, you would have to go to Zilvia or try to find it
• 40:22
  on Google. Now I feel like everyone just
• 40:25
  knows so much in general. Like, Oh yeah, I saw that on
• 40:28
  that on that reel the other day or so.
• 40:30
  And so did it. And then you just go there and
• 40:32
  you find it like. Do you think, do you think
• 40:35
  stories changed everything? You.
• 40:40
  You remember you remember. Well, first it was Snapchat I
• 40:43
  think, but like just the the the idea I guess and concept of the
• 40:48
  story because I thought it was dumb as fuck when I first I was
• 40:52
  like, why do people? Want to see what I'm doing?
• 40:53
  That was Snapchat, right? That was the whole point of it.
• 40:55
  Yeah, yeah, and sending nudes or whatever and balls.
• 40:58
  Yeah, Snapchat definitely was the first story thing.
• 41:00
  Yeah, I remember. Like, I didn't think that
• 41:03
  concept was going to take off. I.
• 41:05
  Probably didn't think so either. Like Yik Yak.
• 41:08
  It's like a. It's like posting without the
• 41:11
  full commitment, like it's only up for 24 hours.
• 41:15
  Yeah, because people view posting on Instagram like, you
• 41:18
  know, it's got to be good. It's got to be good enough for.
• 41:20
  The it's like I want to post it but I don't want to permit it.
• 41:23
  Not me, I don't give a fuck anymore, I just don't post
• 41:26
  anything anymore. Edgy.
• 41:28
  Except for that fucking. Girls like that shit.
• 41:30
  You're probably a hit on the on the apps.
• 41:32
  No. Well, I mean, I don't have apps,
• 41:34
  but they don't hit me up on Instagram, I can tell you that.
• 41:39
  It's like Oh my God the last time he posted it was 2023.
• 41:42
  But now you no but that used maybe that used to be cool, but
• 41:44
  not anymore because you can delete everything and hide it,
• 41:46
  right? Yeah, archive.
• 41:48
  Yeah, so like you could, you could have like a million
• 41:50
  followers or whatever and then you have like 3 posts and you're
• 41:53
  like, damn, how did he do? It you could always tell like
• 41:55
  somebody went through a breakup, you go through their shit's like
• 41:57
  fucking shrunk. Yeah, or when someone bought
• 42:00
  followers and there's like 100 people liking the photos and
• 42:03
  they got like 300,000 followers and you're like, what?
• 42:08
  Yeah, that's just weird too you. Remember the square Instagram?
• 42:10
  Dude I I fucked with the square Instagram.
• 42:13
  Yeah, yeah, I remember. The square photo and you can
• 42:16
  only do like such a limited amount of shit.
• 42:19
  I remember if you wanted portrait or landscape you had to
• 42:22
  screenshot. Yes, yes, that was a trick.
• 42:25
  Yeah, yeah, You like, you like, hold the iPhone up, screenshot
• 42:28
  it, crop it. So then it would be.
• 42:30
  Dude, my camera is just in that story mode now.
• 42:34
  That's how I set my camera up. You can.
• 42:36
  Like change. It like I just left.
• 42:39
  I made it the default 16 by 9. Or so, yeah.
• 42:42
  Because it was. It was just so perfect for
• 42:44
  Instagram Stories. You can make it default.
• 42:47
  Yeah, yeah. Oh.
• 42:48
  Shit. And then if you want to change
• 42:50
  it, you can change it kind of fast, yeah.
• 42:52
  You swipe up, click, boom boom. Yeah, but I just remember, like,
• 42:56
  I would take photos and then I'd go to Instagram or something and
• 42:58
  it would look retarded because it wasn't.
• 42:59
  So it's like weird, it has to zoom.
• 43:01
  In Yeah, I think that was why I. Did it, but.
• 43:04
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're right.
• 43:06
  Stories, fucking the stories changed everything, probably.
• 43:08
  Propelled the Internet and like the spread of just like everyday
• 43:15
  shit. Well, that also effects small
• 43:18
  businesses like this too, because the Internet, most
• 43:21
  people, they think they can do it on their own.
• 43:25
  What? What do you mean?
• 43:26
  Service. Oh, like and just start working
• 43:29
  on there's. So much information on the
• 43:30
  Internet now, it's like you could basically do it on your
• 43:32
  own now with the with the right steps.
• 43:36
  But do you? Like how did you learn?
• 43:38
  You. If I wasn't in a picture.
• 43:41
  Yeah, I mean, I guess I'd YouTube.
• 43:43
  I mean, yeah, you learn shit now.
• 43:44
  But if it wasn't on YouTube, I would be so scared to have time
• 43:47
  to. It took so long for that like
• 43:50
  curve of like, oh, OK, well, I've done I've done like M and
• 43:55
  OP before. So I should be able to do XY and
• 43:58
  Z Fuck it. Like it's they're they're all
• 44:01
  letters. It's just like.
• 44:03
  It's just crazy to think back like on what the Internet was
• 44:07
  back then and then what it is now is so much different.
• 44:10
  Like, well, yeah, that shit used to go.
• 44:12
  Well, not even then. Like I'm talking after that,
• 44:14
  like, like when I was getting in the cars, let's say like 2008 to
• 44:18
  2012, I felt like we had a lot of fucking information.
• 44:23
  You had words in a, in a, in a forum, yeah.
• 44:28
  And to be honest, it was kind of better because it was like all
• 44:30
  laid out. It wasn't like, well I heard
• 44:33
  this guy said this and that guy said this on his Instagram post
• 44:37
  and. It's nice when you go in the
• 44:38
  forum and they give you a step by step play or a play by play.
• 44:42
  Yeah, with photos. And you can just go to the last
• 44:44
  page and make sure you fixed it before.
• 44:45
  You, yeah. Oh my God.
• 44:47
  If it worked. Yeah.
• 44:49
  So I don't know. That's just different.
• 44:50
  I like the forum post where it's like, yeah, I usually put like
• 44:53
  my symptoms of what I'm feeling or the OR sorry the car, but
• 44:58
  like the symptom, right? It's like crank nose start, but
• 45:02
  battery voltage, blank plank, whatever windows lights does
• 45:07
  this and then it just pops up. Then you kind of like follow
• 45:10
  that person's experience a little bit.
• 45:14
  It's like I fucking bang my head against the wall and divorce my
• 45:18
  wife because of this shit. And like, it was just a little
• 45:22
  wire in the harness back here, and then you go to your car and
• 45:26
  you're like, holy shit, I was rubbing through the harness
• 45:29
  right here. What are the what's the
• 45:32
  percentage of Sylvia threads you read where something was
• 45:34
  actually fixed versus you go to the last page and the guy just
• 45:41
  said. Alternator wire.
• 45:42
  But I'm saying the percentage of like, like you think you you
• 45:46
  like, is it 5050? Is it more?
• 45:48
  Is it more people had their solutions figured out in the
• 45:52
  thread? Or is it more people didn't
• 45:53
  solve it? Maybe like 6040?
• 45:57
  Not. Solved.
• 45:58
  Yeah. I would say 80 fucking 20 from
• 46:02
  what I've. Changed to 7030.
• 46:04
  Yeah, it's pretty bad. I feel like because you go
• 46:05
  through so many, so many, and then like one guy will be like,
• 46:09
  hey, it worked. Thanks.
• 46:11
  You know, I hate when I'm reading a forum based off like a
• 46:16
  particular issue and then like I'm reading in the beginning,
• 46:19
  I'm like, oh, this is like very accurate to what's happening.
• 46:23
  And then I'm like, OK, let me go to the end.
• 46:25
  And it's like the the last thumbnail or thumbnail or thread
• 46:29
  or whatever. Yeah, yeah, post, yeah, or post
• 46:31
  is any updates. And it was like 2013.
• 46:35
  Yeah, three years later. But sometimes you got to think,
• 46:38
  oh, maybe he fixed it and he never came back because why
• 46:40
  would you come back? Yeah, so you got to read the
• 46:42
  last thing they said and be like, OK, it might have worked.
• 46:45
  They sold the car. Gone.
• 46:46
  Or that. I use Facebook in that way now,
• 46:53
  like I asked the question when I asked the questions in the
• 46:55
  Facebook group. It is my last option.
• 47:00
  Yeah, 'cause I never like to trust some random dude or girl
• 47:04
  just commenting on my shit and go and I'm going to go to my car
• 47:07
  and I'm gonna. Try honestly Facebook groups is
• 47:09
  what. So good is what?
• 47:10
  Is the forums. Now that's that's what I use to
• 47:13
  fix the chop. I literally was posting on the
• 47:15
  XS650 chopper group sick, by the way, you're not invited.
• 47:20
  Then I would. I was like, I'm doing all of
• 47:21
  this, this, this, this, this and this.
• 47:23
  I've done this, this, this, this and this.
• 47:25
  Here's what I might try. Blank, blank, blank, blank,
• 47:27
  blank. And then people respond like
• 47:30
  they they gave me. That's that's a forum.
• 47:33
  Things to try. It was I was like the one dude
• 47:36
  was like take apart the points completely put it back together.
• 47:38
  I was like, like what? Now?
• 47:43
  I'm not doing that like so then. But now you got AI too.
• 47:46
  Yet, dude. I I don't trust AI for this
• 47:49
  stuff, do you guys? Use it.
• 47:50
  What do you use it? For I've.
• 47:51
  Tried to use it for things. It helps sometimes.
• 47:54
  Yeah. Yeah, for what?
• 47:55
  It depends. I mean, easy questions that you
• 47:58
  need answers for fast. Yeah, it's gonna.
• 48:00
  It's gonna work. Why don't you just sit there and
• 48:02
  try to think about it on your own?
• 48:03
  I don't. Well, you don't know if you if
• 48:05
  you have to read a bunch of shit to figure it out.
• 48:07
  It's gonna take time. So if I just type it in the
• 48:10
  question and AI, it's simple enough that AI can just go
• 48:14
  through stuff and give you an answer, good.
• 48:17
  But if it's like, I don't know, just a little too in depth, AI
• 48:22
  is not going to do shit for you. Like it's not going to work.
• 48:24
  Well it all comes down to your prompt too.
• 48:27
  The more information you give, the easier for is the AI to
• 48:30
  figure it out. Yeah.
• 48:34
  I'm pretty good at the prompts. I think it's helped me with like
• 48:36
  some accounting questions I had before.
• 48:38
  Like what the how to accounting? Just stuff with QuickBooks, I
• 48:42
  think it's, I think it's helped me.
• 48:45
  But then engine stuff? No, not how.
• 48:47
  To run automotive business. That was 1.
• 48:51
  The answer was pretty good, no? I'd be asking you like stock
• 48:54
  market questions that might. Work.
• 48:57
  Just like, what are some things to like a general analysis
• 49:01
  question so that I could look into it on my own and come up
• 49:04
  with my own confluences and shit.
• 49:06
  But like, that is trippy because you got to think of where that
• 49:10
  information is coming. From I don't know if that would
• 49:12
  work with that it's. Pulling from literally more
• 49:14
  places that you could Google on your own.
• 49:16
  Yeah. So like, you just get maybe a
• 49:18
  generalization boom, done. Like I don't want to rely on it.
• 49:24
  Yeah, I agree, but. Like what do you ever ask at Sr.
• 49:29
  questions or work questions? Frankie has and.
• 49:33
  They're wrong. They were wrong.
• 49:35
  Ah, see. Yeah, that's why I don't really
• 49:36
  trust it. See, there we go.
• 49:39
  But what did you ask exactly? It was like bearing clearances.
• 49:42
  I asked it correctly. Trust me, I checked multiple
• 49:44
  times. What are the bearing clearances
• 49:47
  for Sr. There are times where it does
• 49:49
  give you a very generic answer. It flipped the solution
• 49:54
  backwards like they were supposed to tell me this and it
• 49:58
  it was basically reversed and I I talked to it like it's a
• 50:02
  person. That's wrong.
• 50:04
  Well, not really you probably. See, you're kind of supposed to.
• 50:07
  So I'm like, you reversed it. Like I told it what it did and
• 50:11
  it said, Oh yeah, you're right, I did this is the right answer.
• 50:14
  And I'm like, OK, well, that's. Was it right?
• 50:17
  Was the second one right? I told the answer so it's like I
• 50:21
  but yeah, it was like, Oh yeah, you are right.
• 50:23
  And I was like, OK, but like, I can't trust you now because.
• 50:26
  Well, AI is probably always learning too.
• 50:28
  Exactly. That's why I mean, I don't know
• 50:32
  it just it was weird. Like it's, it's information that
• 50:37
  you can get because I got it, you know, I, I looked it up and
• 50:41
  I found it. I looked it up, I found it out
• 50:43
  and I figured it out. So it can figure it out, but it
• 50:47
  didn't do it right. Somebody has AI, but that thing
• 50:50
  that's over there in my work bench, you could.
• 50:52
  You you think when when's it coming?
• 50:55
  Like when they take over and shit.
• 50:57
  Well, first of all, they already took over because no one can
• 50:59
  live without this, so we're already cyborgs.
• 51:02
  On the chop. But what you were saying before,
• 51:04
  you were like, I don't want to rely on AI.
• 51:06
  It's like, well, people said that about this.
• 51:09
  That bike doomsday proof. All of your bikes dead.
• 51:14
  Yes. Yes.
• 51:16
  Except the Honda. The Magna, Yeah.
• 51:18
  No, no, no, I got my Honda in the back.
• 51:21
  That shit would live. Yeah, that one would live too.
• 51:23
  Dude, when was the last time you fucked with that A?
• 51:26
  While. Ago.
• 51:26
  Yeah, that thing is seized up. No, it's fine.
• 51:31
  Dude, that thing, I have not seen you fuck with that once in
• 51:34
  my entirety of knowing you. I got a Harley and that was it.
• 51:37
  I was like, oh, I can just get on this and ride it.
• 51:39
  Yeah, now I think about it, you've never.
• 51:40
  Never. And you have.
• 51:42
  As long as I've been here. Oh, I did longer because the
• 51:44
  last time I touched it was 2019. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:48
  No, you play air in it one time. The exhaust, the muffler fell
• 51:54
  off and then I had to, I had to readjust the carb or something
• 51:57
  and I was like, I'd rather just put it on this thing and never
• 51:59
  touch it again. Dude I want muffler so bad on my
• 52:03
  shit. I remember I was riding and I
• 52:04
  looked behind me and a muffler's hanging off by the heat wrap and
• 52:07
  it's just dragging behind the bike.
• 52:08
  I'm like, oh, let me pick that up.
• 52:11
  That shit looks uncomfortable as it's.
• 52:13
  Very uncomfortable. That's the other reason why it's
• 52:16
  sitting right there, because it's like it's fun for like 20
• 52:20
  minutes. Yeah, no.
• 52:22
  That's it though. No, I'm.
• 52:23
  Good. Yeah.
• 52:24
  And I and I would do the research.
• 52:26
  I'm like, all right, So what do people do?
• 52:29
  Unless you do rear sets, it's never going to be comfortable.
• 52:33
  It's just never going to work like or the seat because, you
• 52:36
  know, the stock seat is really, really tall.
• 52:38
  Yeah. So that's the problem.
• 52:39
  Once you put like a cool seat on it, you just drop down so much
• 52:42
  that now the pegs are so high. So you would have to drop the
• 52:44
  pegs. Yeah, it looks cool.
• 52:46
  Yeah, your. Fucking knees are in your
• 52:48
  armpits. Yeah, dude.
• 52:49
  I remember I did A7 legs run with that bike.
• 52:51
  We were out for like an hour. I was like fuck this shit.
• 52:53
  Dude, I'm telling you, when we did that Rough Riders ride back
• 52:56
  in the day when I went, it was so bad.
• 52:59
  I had ACBR and we rode for four hours.
• 53:02
  Yeah. Was your bike uncomfortable but
• 53:06
  you had a rear sets? On well, you're tall, I feel
• 53:08
  like it's better for. Taller.
• 53:09
  The thing is my bike, so I had AO5 Honda CBR 600 Fri.
• 53:20
  Yeah, just like yours. You're old.
• 53:20
  But the Fri isn't like really like.
• 53:23
  No. So if you have the original
• 53:25
  handles, yes it's low, but mine had the Grom bar so you're
• 53:30
  sitting a little bit more upright.
• 53:32
  Oh, you were stunting shit. Yeah.
• 53:35
  We were not. I wish you had the low ones, but
• 53:39
  I only rode it once so I can't say anything.
• 53:40
  I just wanted to be like. Dude I suck at wheelies.
• 53:44
  Dude I've done like a wheelie 2 times in my life.
• 53:46
  Scariest. Yeah, fuck that.
• 53:48
  I'm I'm good on that. You're popping with me.
• 53:50
  I ripped it down that block. That was it.
• 53:52
  No, I think the last time you rode to the city was all of us.
• 53:55
  You remember we were on the Henry Hudson.
• 53:57
  Yeah, Josh comes flying past us on the The Rebel 500.
• 54:03
  What? Why are we doing it?
• 54:05
  The Rebel has nothing to prove at all.
• 54:09
  Yo, if you guys go fast, I will be.
• 54:11
  I'm not going fast. We.
• 54:12
  Won't go fast. Bullshit.
• 54:14
  It's. Not going to be like the last
• 54:15
  time and. And and like, the way that I got
• 54:18
  here was actually way faster than IS.
• 54:20
  You know why? Because this is me Lane's
• 54:22
  footing. It's like this slow dude.
• 54:26
  Right through If you saw that ride that night last year, Oh my
• 54:29
  God dude, that shit was not OK. Go tell my mom.
• 54:32
  But that bike was scary at at 7000 RPM.
• 54:36
  Anything above that is terrifying, Yeah.
• 54:39
  Dude, wait, what's the red line? I think it was like 12 or 13.
• 54:43
  Dude, those were fast bikes. It was scary because when that
• 54:46
  time when Josh Zoom passed, I was like, OK, I guess we're all
• 54:48
  catching up now. I thought I, I double downshift
• 54:52
  that I didn't know, I didn't realize.
• 54:54
  So I had downshifted the third and we're already cruising at
• 54:56
  65. So the RPM was at like 6000 or
• 55:00
  6500. And then I yanked it and then
• 55:03
  the front came up and I'm like, oh, I thought I was going to
• 55:06
  die. Dude, Hadler had a.
• 55:10
  Did you hit the limiter on that? I have.
• 55:11
  They hit 186. I've done it on all my bikes.
• 55:14
  I hit the limiter in second gear.
• 55:16
  No, no, the limiter, the top. Wait, what?
• 55:19
  You went 190 miles an hour. Me on all my motorcycles that I
• 55:23
  owned the. CBR you meaning?
• 55:25
  The CBR600F3 I hit, I hit like the governor on that on 287.
• 55:33
  What the fuck? You guys don't do this.
• 55:35
  I did, but mine's 120, so yeah. It was 100 like 80 or some shit
• 55:39
  or 160. Yeah, over 150 is a different
• 55:42
  conversation. It was the craziest thing, and I
• 55:45
  think about it all the time. I'm like, how the fuck did I not
• 55:48
  die? Yeah, like.
• 55:50
  I think the fastest I've ever gone on the bike was 150 but.
• 55:54
  Maybe it's not 180, but it's like the bike hits the like it
• 55:58
  does this thing where like it would be like and then it like
• 56:03
  catches back and you're like holy shit, the Fri goes 160
• 56:09
  once. Yeah, I I remember getting it
• 56:11
  past 140. I remember watching it.
• 56:13
  It's. Fucking nuts.
• 56:14
  And it's not scary like flying up there, you can get the Speedo
• 56:17
  up as high as you want the moment you got to like dude,
• 56:21
  it's like fucking like how hard do I hit the brakes right now?
• 56:24
  Like it literally just poo. Also that that rear brake was
• 56:27
  sketchy. Yeah.
• 56:28
  Oh God, why? It was a sticky rear brake.
• 56:31
  You tap it and it locks up. No, you have to press it hard,
• 56:34
  but if you press it too hard, it'll lock.
• 56:36
  Yeah, I like mine all the time just for fun.
• 56:40
  I don't do that just. To see what it does OK.
• 56:42
  Yeah. Live life.
• 56:43
  I like to like, I'm like, OK, that's what's going to happen.
• 56:45
  Cool. You know what?
• 56:46
  You know what bike does? Never lock the front brake up.
• 56:49
  I'm not looking forward to that. The fastest bike that does hit
• 56:52
  180 was Hadler's R1. That shit was so fast.
• 56:56
  Oh yeah, you hit 80 mph in first gear?
• 56:59
  It was so crazy and like and that bike when you pulled it in
• 57:02
  second, it would literally like fly up.
• 57:04
  It was. I don't.
• 57:04
  Understand why people buy these motorcycles for everyday driving
• 57:07
  like I don't well. Maybe not every day, but on 287
• 57:09
  that thing was a. Riot 1000 CC yeah it doesn't
• 57:13
  make sense, but 600's OK. But it's just, I don't know, to
• 57:15
  me it's like race mode 24/7, like.
• 57:19
  I used to think that's how you look cool.
• 57:20
  Like I was like, damn, that's the macho guy right there.
• 57:24
  I just feel like you're in race mode.
• 57:25
  Like like I said, like it's just like if you're getting on that
• 57:28
  bike, I don't know. I feel like if I had one of
• 57:30
  those bikes, I would be fucking committing felonies.
• 57:32
  Like every time I got all the time.
• 57:34
  There's no way around all the time, right?
• 57:35
  Those those two times that I mentioned that we're going fast,
• 57:39
  I had to but. He changed his bars so that
• 57:41
  probably made it feel a little bit less.
• 57:44
  Racy. Yeah.
• 57:45
  I. Was I definitely, I definitely
• 57:48
  could not contain myself on that bike.
• 57:50
  So. Yeah, it's dude, but those I,
• 57:52
  I'm only speeding those two times I'm running.
• 57:56
  The one was I got off the Tappan Zee, so there was a cop right
• 57:59
  there and the bike's not registered and I don't have a
• 58:01
  license. And fucking that's when I went,
• 58:04
  Yeah. And that shit was cool.
• 58:06
  Like I felt so crazy. You're probably scared as fuck
• 58:09
  then. Scared as shit.
• 58:10
  The other time it was late at night from like McDonald's, like
• 58:13
  on 17 across some stop and shop and shit.
• 58:15
  Like I think it's like a hocus or some shit.
• 58:17
  That's a real place. For those of you who are not
• 58:20
  from New Jersey. Right from there all the way to
• 58:23
  Ramsey there was no cars. Me, Hadler and our other friend
• 58:27
  Miles. Those cops anyway, honestly
• 58:29
  like. Me, Hadler and Miles, we passed
• 58:30
  the cop that was chilling right at that McDonald's.
• 58:32
  And we were just like, all three of us just looked at each other
• 58:35
  like, why? Yeah.
• 58:39
  And they got and the the road's probably empty.
• 58:41
  It was so dead. We were coming back from the
• 58:42
  city. Yeah, we were riding with Jeff.
• 58:46
  That boy still rides. Yeah, dude, crazy motherfucker
• 58:51
  Jeff, it's. AMT 06 now.
• 58:54
  Those are nice. I don't.
• 58:55
  Even know what that is? It's a Yamaha naked naked bike.
• 58:59
  Oh I hate. It naked bike is my least
• 59:01
  favorite bike. You literally have the your bike
• 59:04
  is naked like the CB. No, that's like a cafe racer to
• 59:08
  me. It is a naked bike is like a
• 59:11
  it's correct me if I'm wrong, it's like a sport bike.
• 59:14
  But no fairings. No fairings in like taller bars
• 59:16
  maybe to be more comfortable. Basically, yeah.
• 59:19
  No, there's still a regular street bike bars.
• 59:22
  OK, I think Miyagi had one. Is it just the fairings then?
• 59:25
  It's just no fairings. OK.
• 59:27
  Dude Miles had that naked bike. It was like a S1000, not the
• 59:30
  S1000RR. It was like just a S1000R and
• 59:35
  that thing was sweet. It had like a wheelie.
• 59:36
  Control. Wait is that?
• 59:37
  Which one is that? BMW.
• 59:39
  Yeah, I love that bike. Wheelie control like you could
• 59:41
  like pin it and it would like, wait, stop right here.
• 59:44
  You're gonna come right back. Down.
• 59:45
  Maybe it's not the same one look as it is, no.
• 59:46
  Can you look that? Up this is the one thing.
• 59:48
  You 1000. R, not the R that's.
• 59:50
  The one with the circle headlight and then the regular
• 59:52
  pointy headlight. Yeah, and it was like a naked
• 59:54
  fairing. Yeah, that's.
• 59:56
  It was like a little Street Fighter looking fairing.
• 59:59
  Yeah. No, just the one R The one R is
• 1:00:01
  the one that Frankie might like. This S 10.
• 1:00:04
  No, no, no, I don't like that. The next one, though, no.
• 1:00:08
  Oh, you're talking about the Cafe Eraser?
• 1:00:10
  Style. Well, yeah, I like that one too.
• 1:00:11
  But like that one looks good like that this.
• 1:00:14
  Is. A nice one.
• 1:00:15
  No, not gonna. Hit the yellow fever joint, you
• 1:00:18
  put. S1000.
• 1:00:20
  That's the colour of the eye, yes.
• 1:00:23
  There's one BMW that looks really.
• 1:00:25
  Good. This red one right here by the
• 1:00:27
  left side? No.
• 1:00:29
  Yeah, that's the I was talking about.
• 1:00:31
  Oh no, I don't. Know nothing's better than the
• 1:00:33
  the 90s like Honda like late 90s CBAR right that the one
• 1:00:39
  headlight that's like. Far forward.
• 1:00:41
  Than the other one or something. I love those 90s.
• 1:00:44
  What is that bikes with the long?
• 1:00:46
  The fire blade. Let's find out.
• 1:00:50
  It's called the fire blade. Look it up.
• 1:00:52
  Oh, this is. Yeah, it's like that, that thing
• 1:00:54
  is. That's his NSR.
• 1:00:55
  Oh no, that's RC3. So the NSR, Yep, there we go,
• 1:01:00
  do. You have one of these.
• 1:01:01
  I wanted a no, my first bike was like a F ZR600.
• 1:01:05
  Oh, it was a pretty good bike Delta box frame.
• 1:01:08
  It was pretty advanced where it's time, but like not really a
• 1:01:10
  great bike. Yeah, but I would own a fire
• 1:01:13
  blade. Oh yeah, single sided swing
• 1:01:15
  armors. Dope.
• 1:01:16
  But if you type in a fire blade, like Honda, fire blade Honda,
• 1:01:21
  yeah, like, ah, shit, these are all like, I guess there's a new
• 1:01:25
  fire blade. I thought that was like the
• 1:01:26
  original, original. Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Like one of those red ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:34
  That one, this bike, there was a guy in the UK like on YouTube, I
• 1:01:38
  forget, I think his YouTube Anna was like Blue Rider, Blue Ridge
• 1:01:42
  Rider or something like that. There were videos of him like
• 1:01:44
  just picking it up, shifting it like in a second and just
• 1:01:47
  picking it up and then just shifting up through all the
• 1:01:49
  gears in the wheelie. And I'm like, dude, I need a
• 1:01:52
  fire blade. So I totalled the one CBR and I
• 1:01:56
  was going to buy a fire blade that exact colour.
• 1:01:59
  If not, it was a silver one, like a grey one.
• 1:02:02
  Didn't Miyagi have one of these? Recently, yes, he did.
• 1:02:05
  He told me he had something. Else he told me he had a fire
• 1:02:07
  blade. Mal, do you remember it?
• 1:02:10
  Fuck was it. This is it was a grey one.
• 1:02:13
  It didn't look this old. Yes it did.
• 1:02:15
  It looked like the red one right there but I swear to you it had
• 1:02:18
  like that U headlight. No, sorry.
• 1:02:21
  Can you look up the BMW R9T? What the hell is that this?
• 1:02:26
  Is the one that Frankie's talking about.
• 1:02:30
  It's. Chris, it's so hard to find it
• 1:02:31
  with. You have to.
• 1:02:32
  No, right here. That's right here.
• 1:02:34
  Yes, that's it. That shit looks.
• 1:02:37
  Sick. You like that?
• 1:02:38
  Shit, that's like a cafe racer. That's a proper cafe racer,
• 1:02:40
  yeah. It looks like a wet cat.
• 1:02:42
  But this is like new poof, you know?
• 1:02:44
  So it's actually going to run. So it's kind of sick.
• 1:02:47
  She come with the bike. Like this is what Louis should
• 1:02:49
  hey know hey know this is what Louis should buy right there,
• 1:02:53
  but you need to get the fairing with it you.
• 1:02:55
  Can that card is not on that card?
• 1:02:56
  They sell that fairing on Timo. OK.
• 1:03:00
  And first of all, the real, the real fairing like that is the
• 1:03:02
  Ducati 1. Yeah, probably.
• 1:03:05
  I still want a Ducati. Pat had a Ducati, my old
• 1:03:07
  roommate. And like, I got to write it a
• 1:03:08
  couple times. There was just something about
• 1:03:10
  saying like, yeah, I just wrote here.
• 1:03:15
  I'm on Ducati I feel like. That's the only perk of having a
• 1:03:18
  It's the only. Thing you have to do a valve job
• 1:03:20
  every 8000 miles. Yeah, it's like going on a
• 1:03:23
  Ferrari. Just say you have a Ferrari.
• 1:03:27
  It's basically a Ferrari dry clutch.
• 1:03:28
  And all that shit, I don't know, cool cool shit, but that's
• 1:03:33
  pretty much what we got some how do.
• 1:03:36
  You like Hayabusas? Why not?
• 1:03:38
  What's wrong? With that, I don't like those
• 1:03:39
  things. Those things are way too long.
• 1:03:41
  Fishburne biker boys, that's. You.
• 1:03:43
  No, they're just long because they put the extended swing arm.
• 1:03:47
  Yeah. No, but they are long from the
• 1:03:49
  factory I think. Not really long, but.
• 1:03:52
  They are longer because they are drag bikes.
• 1:03:54
  Yeah, look how look at the fucking that.
• 1:03:56
  Shit. I think it's long as fuck you're
• 1:04:00
  sitting so far back too. Look at.
• 1:04:02
  That thing. Bro the demographic for that
• 1:04:05
  bike is not us Chris. I'm saying look how.
• 1:04:07
  Dumb the front. End what you mean heavy set?
• 1:04:10
  It's always like a heavier set, darker guy on that shit,
• 1:04:13
  Malcolm. What do you think about that one
• 1:04:15
  right there? And they always got patches on
• 1:04:18
  and I'm like, I don't want to fuck what you do.
• 1:04:20
  It's definitely cool, but not many people can ride that thing.
• 1:04:23
  It's heavy. It's heavy.
• 1:04:24
  It's it's like, look how far the seat is from the bars.
• 1:04:28
  It just looks so dumb to me. What is it?
• 1:04:30
  What engine is that in there? Like it's a?
• 1:04:33
  1300 CC. They put that in Alex's Smart
• 1:04:39
  car. Is it the same motor?
• 1:04:41
  Oh, you're saying? No, they swap it in and it's so
• 1:04:44
  sick. 3 point 1.3 liter yeah. So it's AK car motor?
• 1:04:50
  Yeah, basically AK-20. $2500. It makes 175 to a 200
• 1:04:57
  horsepower. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:04:59
  Dude. Yeah, but when you're on a 1500
• 1:05:03
  LB. Bike.
• 1:05:04
  Yeah, it's what? No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:05:06
  No. Maybe like 8.
• 1:05:07
  Probably like I don't. Even say 8 What's the Yeah, it
• 1:05:10
  probably weighs as much as my Harley.
• 1:05:11
  Yeah. Oh.
• 1:05:12
  I was close, yeah. With 200 horsepower.
• 1:05:15
  Imagine my bike with 200 horsepower.
• 1:05:17
  I don't want that. That's insane.
• 1:05:19
  Yeah, I don't either, but. I'm trying to be safe.
• 1:05:21
  So what is the point of this thing?
• 1:05:23
  Is it really just top speed touring?
• 1:05:24
  Yeah, touring shit, No way. No bro, they make bags for it
• 1:05:28
  and shit like side saddle bags or whatever.
• 1:05:31
  It's a touring. Motorcycle.
• 1:05:34
  Purpose. I tour on my I saw that imagine.
• 1:05:44
  That shit looks fucking busy. I'm good.
• 1:05:48
  Someone thinks it's a bagger and then he's just like, out.
• 1:05:51
  The logo right like you. You like the way it looks?
• 1:05:54
  The logo? Oh yeah, the logo is fine, I'll
• 1:05:57
  give you that. There was like a like a pussy
• 1:06:00
  version of that bike called the Cortana.
• 1:06:03
  Yeah, you know who had that? Remember Damien?
• 1:06:05
  Oh. Yeah, he did have a.
• 1:06:07
  Cortana, my cousin had one and I was like, I thought it was the
• 1:06:10
  coolest bike. I got a little older, saw the
• 1:06:12
  shape of it and like yay, yeah, here we go.
• 1:06:20
  Oh what the fuck? It was like that.
• 1:06:22
  Blue. That looks like a naked bike to
• 1:06:24
  me, but it's not I guess. Yeah, that one.
• 1:06:27
  That was that. Looks way different.
• 1:06:28
  Yeah, except my cousins was like yellow fever.
• 1:06:32
  How do you feel about adventure bikes?
• 1:06:34
  Too tall. I mean the the point of them is
• 1:06:37
  cool I guess. Yeah, dude, imagine you were
• 1:06:38
  just able to go through the Pines just like.
• 1:06:41
  It's just I, I've lived through the whole, my friends all bought
• 1:06:44
  adventure bike phase and they just didn't do anything.
• 1:06:47
  And I'm like, well, that was fun.
• 1:06:48
  I've, I saw Dustin and Miyagi both got adventure bikes.
• 1:06:54
  They like someone would come here, like, yo, let's meet up.
• 1:06:56
  One of them would come here. I've, I've watched them drop
• 1:06:58
  those bikes more than I've seen them ride the bikes.
• 1:07:01
  Let's just put it that way. Well, both of them.
• 1:07:04
  Why? They're just tall as fuck and
• 1:07:05
  they're short. They just dump them every time
• 1:07:08
  they'd be turning around a parking lot and dumping on the
• 1:07:10
  ground. I turn around, I'm like, why
• 1:07:12
  y'all just drop? You just bought these brand new
• 1:07:14
  motorcycles and you just drop them everything.
• 1:07:15
  That's an adventure bike. I'm like, has it even seen the
• 1:07:18
  dirt yet? Miyagi had a KTM right?
• 1:07:20
  Yeah. And then like, I turn around and
• 1:07:23
  Dustin's just on the ground, like, And then we get to a diner
• 1:07:25
  and then Miyagi just falls over in the parking spot.
• 1:07:27
  I'm like this. I'm too good on these bikes.
• 1:07:29
  Like I'm just get something that looks cool and you can ride
• 1:07:31
  around. I need to be able to reach the
• 1:07:33
  ground on the adventure bike because like if I'm actually
• 1:07:36
  going through dirt and shit, like let's say if we were at the
• 1:07:38
  Pines, I would 100% need to be. I feel like you should have an
• 1:07:45
  adventure bike because you would use it.
• 1:07:46
  I would use it, yeah, yeah, I would probably get on it.
• 1:07:50
  Other people just don't use it. I would have to get like a like
• 1:07:53
  ADR 400 or something. The Harley one actually lowers
• 1:07:57
  itself, by the way, the Harley adventure bike.
• 1:08:00
  What? Yeah, it has a thing where it
• 1:08:02
  like when you come, you can have a setting where you come to stop
• 1:08:05
  and it'll lower like an inch or two.
• 1:08:08
  That's just insulting. I feel like, hey man, I'd rather
• 1:08:11
  just not. I'd rather just.
• 1:08:12
  Help you out. I'd rather just like gut out the
• 1:08:15
  seat as much as possible just so I could like be like a little
• 1:08:19
  more down like that. Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Do we get any questions We. Probably got a lot of questions.
• 1:08:23
  Probably a shit load. Chris, Chris how do I do this?
• 1:08:28
  Chris That was me. I.
• 1:08:33
  Don't even need the questionnaire for that.
• 1:08:37
  What do you think they're going to ask?
• 1:08:38
  They're going to be like, what the hell right there?
• 1:08:44
  Malcolm made that, by the way, not me.
• 1:08:46
  OK, here's 1 you can. Blame Malcolm.
• 1:08:48
  Chris, do you think you're going to hit the track again or build
• 1:08:51
  a separate car? Separate V.
• 1:08:55
  Separate car. That's a lot.
• 1:08:57
  Barely afford the the car I have now.
• 1:08:59
  Yeah, I think we're going to fix that car up.
• 1:09:02
  Yeah, what are you hopefully next season.
• 1:09:04
  Kit motor. Kids in the auto preserve
• 1:09:11
  fucking dust. Why is the kangaroo on the crank
• 1:09:13
  girdle? You know, is it a kangaroo or is
• 1:09:18
  it AT Rex? It's a kangaroo.
• 1:09:19
  Is it AT Rex? What are you talking about?
• 1:09:22
  On some Sr. 20s, there's a kangaroo on the crank girdle
• 1:09:25
  because it was made in Australia.
• 1:09:27
  That I know that. That's why like, yeah, they put,
• 1:09:29
  they tend to put Kangaroos on stuff they make like we put the
• 1:09:32
  flag, like they put Kangaroos on shit.
• 1:09:35
  That's cool. I fuck with Australia bro, we
• 1:09:37
  should go. Yeah, but I think that's the
• 1:09:39
  answer. That's what I read.
• 1:09:40
  I mean, that's what I would have said.
• 1:09:42
  Yeah, if I go to Australia, the first thing I'm doing is going
• 1:09:44
  to bean Horsborough House and buying those wheels off of it.
• 1:09:48
  I think that's the Instagram that I'm thinking of.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah, sounds familiar. But yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Well, another question is when is faction coming to halfway
• 1:09:56
  hangs? That's, you know, Australia.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah, I thought so. Dude I'd get so black out drunk
• 1:10:01
  there holy shit. Yeah, when is the faction
• 1:10:03
  international trip? I mean, it could be next month,
• 1:10:06
  right? I'm going to Japan like next
• 1:10:08
  month. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be fun
• 1:10:10
  as shit. Do you want to come?
• 1:10:11
  I do want to, I do want to do a faction.
• 1:10:13
  Do you want to come Japan trip? I will put you on my buddy list
• 1:10:17
  right now if you tell me you want to go.
• 1:10:19
  When? October 6th.
• 1:10:22
  Really. Yeah, I will put you on the
• 1:10:24
  list. I will.
• 1:10:25
  Till when? You could leave whenever you
• 1:10:27
  fucking want. So I got a one way ticket.
• 1:10:31
  You get 1. Way how much do you think it
• 1:10:32
  costs? Probably 50 bucks or something.
• 1:10:35
  No to come back. 50 bucks or something?
• 1:10:38
  Yeah, no. Are you dead ass?
• 1:10:41
  Yeah. Do you have a passport, right?
• 1:10:43
  Yeah. You just went to German?
• 1:10:44
  Yeah, but if I come back alone, I'm saying like I have to buy a
• 1:10:46
  ticket. Let me just make sure with my
• 1:10:47
  dad first. But yeah, I'm pretty sure it's
• 1:10:49
  fine like you're. On my you just pay for the seat.
• 1:10:52
  Yeah, you pay for the tax for the seat and it's like 50 bucks.
• 1:10:55
  That's crazy. It's.
• 1:10:56
  Pretty sick. Yeah, people are going to be
• 1:10:58
  asking you about that information.
• 1:10:59
  You'll be like, wait, there's. Lots of there's lots of people
• 1:11:02
  who like work for United and other airlines too.
• 1:11:04
  They get the same deal. My dad did that.
• 1:11:06
  So crazy. When did you find out you had
• 1:11:12
  hella swag? I have swag.
• 1:11:16
  Apparently. Dude with the name like K bands
• 1:11:19
  I feel like you can't not have swag.
• 1:11:20
  This was Benji. Cool.
• 1:11:22
  Oh, Benji suit. Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Did I find out what? I don't know.
• 1:11:28
  So he's back in the third grade? Sounds like you.
• 1:11:30
  Just. Sounds like you just found out
• 1:11:31
  right now. Back in the third grade.
• 1:11:35
  What is this? Oh, what is a dish that you are
• 1:11:41
  currently learning but haven't perfected yet?
• 1:11:46
  A dish that I haven't perfected yet.
• 1:11:51
  Beef and broccoli. Like Chinese beef and broccoli?
• 1:11:54
  Give me that. I want that right now.
• 1:11:57
  I'll. Make it.
• 1:11:59
  Give me that damn beef and broccoli his.
• 1:12:02
  But like. But like, a beef is like good
• 1:12:04
  beef, yeah. Like I'll go buy a rib eye and
• 1:12:07
  cut that. Out Nah, make you a brisket.
• 1:12:10
  That's too thin. That's the you're not getting,
• 1:12:12
  actually. It might.
• 1:12:12
  It might hit. Actually, that would be.
• 1:12:15
  Is it that rib eye? That's the little rib eye,
• 1:12:16
  anyway. Brisket it, Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  It's thin cut rib eye. Is that what it is?
• 1:12:19
  You just like the thin cut jar I.
• 1:12:20
  Kind of like it. We should get that.
• 1:12:22
  That would be more. Beneficial.
• 1:12:23
  No, it tells. Us.
• 1:12:26
  I'll make it. I'll make it.
• 1:12:28
  What's up? And then on the other hand, what
• 1:12:32
  is something you think you have perfected?
• 1:12:38
  Probably my steak. Yeah dude 1000% if you tell
• 1:12:44
  Chris the way you want the steak cookie, you could easily cook it
• 1:12:46
  like fucking. I feel like everything you've
• 1:12:48
  cooked has been very good anytime I've had it.
• 1:12:50
  We've got a bunch of talented cooks here.
• 1:12:52
  Ken Fuji's going to start his own business with cooking soon.
• 1:12:54
  Look out for that, by the way. Well, you know it is.
• 1:12:56
  I'm way too critical. Same same with the cars I.
• 1:12:59
  Like to get critical like get get I.
• 1:13:01
  Think anything that I'm into, like like hobbies or anything
• 1:13:05
  that I'd like to do. I'm just very hard on myself,
• 1:13:09
  like even like when I got into knife sharpening when I did
• 1:13:11
  Malcolm's I was like babe how long was I doing Malcolm's
• 1:13:16
  Dimes? For like 3 hours because it
• 1:13:18
  wasn't to my liking. I thought you had to cut I.
• 1:13:21
  Saw a video of that I was. Going to say you came back and
• 1:13:23
  took it back. I gotta take it back.
• 1:13:24
  I'll bring it back tomorrow. Oh, I would have.
• 1:13:27
  Malcolm, what do you think? Was it good enough?
• 1:13:28
  Very. Sharp.
• 1:13:32
  Hello. It was very sharp.
• 1:13:34
  Can you? Cut paper with it.
• 1:13:37
  You could have, but I've used it so much now it's kind of.
• 1:13:41
  I know, I know. You were in there going.
• 1:13:43
  That was the yeah, I knew you did.
• 1:13:44
  He got a sharpener from the Snap On truck, right?
• 1:13:47
  I did, yeah. Yeah, and you?
• 1:13:48
  Work sharp. Why'd you buy that one just
• 1:13:50
  because? Because I could use it on my
• 1:13:53
  kitchen knives. I saw it on Helen's story or
• 1:13:58
  something. Chris is just sitting there at
• 1:14:01
  at his desk going like this. Or mad.
• 1:14:03
  Well, The thing is that I don't have.
• 1:14:04
  That's the the limiting factor is a leather Strop.
• 1:14:08
  That's what gets rid of the fine burrs in the blade.
• 1:14:12
  A leather Strop. Leather shops, are they just a
• 1:14:15
  piece of leather that you run the blade on to get rid of the
• 1:14:18
  fine? Like burrs like this?
• 1:14:21
  No. Not like that.
• 1:14:23
  How do you How do you get one of these things?
• 1:14:24
  How much? Are they Did you get on Amazon?
• 1:14:26
  Oh yeah, 1. I should.
• 1:14:30
  Yeah, OK. Somebody get Chris a leather
• 1:14:32
  Strop. Yeah, it sounds kind of sexual.
• 1:14:34
  Leather Strop. You think of leather strap?
• 1:14:36
  Yeah, leather strap on. Oh, OK, I.
• 1:14:38
  Wasn't going to strap on, but all right.
• 1:14:40
  Yeah. I mean, I guess.
• 1:14:43
  I guess. All right.
• 1:14:44
  Next question to you. Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 1:14:47
  To you, what is the greatest song ever written?
• 1:14:50
  You might actually have an answer for this.
• 1:14:51
  I don't know. Question lipe fiasco.
• 1:14:54
  Oh yeah, it's a good song. I can listen to it whenever.
• 1:14:57
  You know what? Lupe Song was such a banger with
• 1:14:59
  Show Goes on. That was a Ripper.
• 1:15:01
  When I was at Bob's that came on and I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:15:05
  And Haley was was also like, what the fuck is a good song?
• 1:15:09
  You noticed kick push was also during like a very pivotal time,
• 1:15:12
  like teenage years. Yeah, it was a pretty yeah.
• 1:15:15
  You know what? I was like Daryl fucked with
• 1:15:16
  that song, too. It's good.
• 1:15:17
  I feel like a lot of people who were in the BMX or skateboard
• 1:15:19
  scene fucked with that song that like, yeah.
• 1:15:23
  That is a good song and I did see it on the search bar when I
• 1:15:26
  went over there the other day, so it's definitely a correct
• 1:15:30
  answer. Gloria Reese's cups, Frankie
• 1:15:33
  approved. No, I don't like peanut butter.
• 1:15:35
  Oh my God. Oh shit, we got a fucking
• 1:15:38
  surprise guest. Yeah, we're literally doing
• 1:15:41
  podcasts. Now look how shy.
• 1:15:42
  Look how shy, dude. Oh, now he's shy.
• 1:15:45
  He's shy. Is there a camera that points
• 1:15:48
  that way? Oh shit, he's so lucky.
• 1:15:51
  How did you get in here? The ceiling.
• 1:15:55
  He didn't see him. He.
• 1:15:56
  Didn't Oh it is down the. Loading dock.
• 1:15:58
  The. Security in his bitch is not
• 1:16:00
  good. Yeah, I thought we'd close that
• 1:16:01
  door. Do.
• 1:16:02
  It Frankie, just walk right in here.
• 1:16:04
  You must. Have money, crazy dude it's it's
• 1:16:08
  hot as shit in here damn. These are the weirdest
• 1:16:11
  questions. Why is he so handsome?
• 1:16:12
  Ricardo. OK, there's a lot of people
• 1:16:16
  hitting on you in here. Oh no.
• 1:16:17
  Yeah, Helen, you might. You might want to leave the.
• 1:16:19
  You might want to leave the room.
• 1:16:20
  Let's read a good one. Is Chris single?
• 1:16:22
  No, no. It wasn't a girl, so don't
• 1:16:25
  worry. But who?
• 1:16:26
  Wasn't it? Don't worry about it.
• 1:16:30
  Can I hire Chris as my personal trainer?
• 1:16:32
  OK. Personal trainer.
• 1:16:34
  Dude, you, I mean you have made a crazy trans transformation.
• 1:16:37
  Transformation. Yeah.
• 1:16:39
  And what a year. How good was it to make that
• 1:16:40
  post dude? How good did that feel?
• 1:16:42
  Felt pretty good because you had the.
• 1:16:46
  Who's that on the bottom? What the fuck was that?
• 1:16:50
  Just some dickhead continue. But yeah, no, like how good.
• 1:16:52
  It felt good. Because I feel like when you
• 1:16:54
  look back at yourself, it's just like, it's such a weird.
• 1:16:56
  You're just like, God damn like. I do it all the time at home.
• 1:17:00
  Really. Why did you think that was one
• 1:17:02
  of yelling I? Said.
• 1:17:08
  Yeah, dude, it's I'm so proud. I mean, there's a lot of
• 1:17:10
  changes. I definitely sleep better at
• 1:17:13
  night. I feel better when I drink.
• 1:17:16
  I get red easier now. You you get wrecked.
• 1:17:19
  Like I get Asian glow easier. No, I don't.
• 1:17:21
  Get wrecked. Oh, he got that glow.
• 1:17:22
  Oh. Shit glow.
• 1:17:27
  Why is that? Why?
• 1:17:28
  Why does that happen? You.
• 1:17:30
  Don't know. You don't know what the Asian
• 1:17:31
  glow is. No, I know what that is, but
• 1:17:33
  like, why does it happen when you're less fat?
• 1:17:34
  I feel like it's an allergic reaction.
• 1:17:36
  I feel like your body. Is an allergic reaction to
• 1:17:39
  alcohol. Yeah, but you think?
• 1:17:42
  I don't know. Just lost weight in your face?
• 1:17:44
  Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's less fat.
• 1:17:47
  I just think it's crazy that you this was all from dieting.
• 1:17:51
  Yeah, that was the one thing I wanted to do is I wanted to do
• 1:17:54
  it for a year with like minimal exercise so that I could prove
• 1:18:00
  to myself I could do this in a year and that I wanted to hit 80
• 1:18:04
  lbs. Didn't hit it because.
• 1:18:06
  You want to drop down to 80. No, I wanted to hit 80 lbs lost.
• 1:18:14
  Malcolm said. That's like me.
• 1:18:16
  You. Wanted you wanted to be 80 lbs.
• 1:18:21
  It's crazy. Well, when I started, I wanted
• 1:18:24
  to do, I wanted to lose 100 lbs just dieting in one year.
• 1:18:28
  Yeah, I realized I was kind of ridiculous without exercise.
• 1:18:32
  Yeah. So I was like, OK, let's do 80.
• 1:18:35
  So that way. Well, for those who don't know,
• 1:18:37
  I was 280-6287. All good.
• 1:18:44
  Nah. Damn.
• 1:18:46
  I was 280. Six.
• 1:18:47
  I'm sorry, freak. I'm sorry.
• 1:18:49
  Freak. I'm sorry, it's what?
• 1:18:52
  286 on August of 2024. I wanted to hit 200 in one year.
• 1:18:58
  OK. Then I think it was.
• 1:19:00
  Literally like a 11 year old. What 80 lbs?
• 1:19:04
  Like, I'm trying to think of like a kid that size that's a
• 1:19:07
  fucking full-sized human being to lose 80 lbs.
• 1:19:10
  Oh, I see what you're saying. OK.
• 1:19:11
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then in July I hit a
• 1:19:16
  plateau. So I what do?
• 1:19:17
  You think the plateau was it was just because like, your body's
• 1:19:20
  all used to eating the good shit.
• 1:19:22
  Yeah, yeah. So right now I'm in like a
• 1:19:24
  reset. So it just, it was in a calorie
• 1:19:27
  deficit for about a year. Now I'm just doing it and
• 1:19:30
  maintaining calories, yeah. Yo, I feel like, I feel like
• 1:19:34
  what, what works for me is like I'll eat a good good bit, like
• 1:19:38
  good. And then I feel like I just snap
• 1:19:41
  one day and then just eat like garbage for like a day.
• 1:19:45
  Then the next day my body's like, you know what?
• 1:19:47
  We're not doing that again and do it the next week.
• 1:19:50
  Yeah, you have crazy discipline and with dieting I cannot do
• 1:19:53
  that. You need the reset though,
• 1:19:55
  because I feel like your body, your body has to know what's
• 1:19:57
  bad. I have good discipline, but with
• 1:19:59
  food, I don't know. There's a.
• 1:20:01
  Big Mac in my fridge right now. Dude.
• 1:20:03
  OK I bought it last night. Didn't didn't even get to eat
• 1:20:07
  it. But like, watching Chris go
• 1:20:09
  through this was pretty, pretty wild.
• 1:20:13
  Well, you know what? It was the weighing in every
• 1:20:15
  week. If I went up and weighing it
• 1:20:17
  would piss me off. Yeah, well, you just, you took
• 1:20:19
  your perfectionism and you put it into your body like now I got
• 1:20:23
  to try to perfect this right, so.
• 1:20:26
  Yeah. That's kinda exactly what you
• 1:20:28
  did. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:29
  So one year later, 70 lbs loss. That's and just from dieting.
• 1:20:34
  Just dieting. Yeah, I.
• 1:20:36
  Just saw you go on a hike once bro that's exercise.
• 1:20:39
  I mean here and there. Like I like for me, I was like
• 1:20:44
  the opposite of Chris. I was like, yeah, I could, I
• 1:20:46
  could exercise every day. I can do that.
• 1:20:47
  So I did that just. Like fuck.
• 1:20:49
  Yeah, And then people are like, oh, you should just watch what
• 1:20:51
  I'm like, I can't fucking do that.
• 1:20:52
  Man opposite, yeah. You know, you had a different
• 1:20:55
  goal. He had a different goal.
• 1:20:56
  I wish I could, but like, it's cool to see that that just tells
• 1:21:00
  me that there's, like, the human brain is very different.
• 1:21:04
  Like, some people can control things way easier than other
• 1:21:06
  people, you know? Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Let's just say it takes a It takes 30 days to break a habit.
• 1:21:12
  And it takes 60. 60 to create a new one.
• 1:21:14
  So I got to do 60 days worth of drugs to get a real be a real
• 1:21:19
  drug addict. I don't know, it depends on what
• 1:21:21
  drug. It might just take one time.
• 1:21:24
  Hero heroin. Heroin.
• 1:21:28
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:21:29
  I mean, I is there, is there another?
• 1:21:32
  Is there a Step 2 to this process or is this heroin?
• 1:21:35
  Yeah. Exercise here.
• 1:21:36
  It's coming. It's coming.
• 1:21:38
  You about to get jacked on us? Fuck dude, Chris.
• 1:21:44
  I don't know if I can handle that.
• 1:21:45
  Chris. Gets.
• 1:21:46
  I don't know if I can handle that.
• 1:21:49
  He's going to be tall, tall as fuck and jacked.
• 1:21:52
  Just be like, yo, I ain't, I ain't doing that oil change.
• 1:21:54
  I'm like OK. There's going to be a picture of
• 1:21:55
  Chris and Helen. Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  No, I I don't want to. That'd be amazing.
• 1:22:01
  Crazy muscle. I just want to slim slim up.
• 1:22:04
  I feel like when I do it that way, tone up, I think in my
• 1:22:07
  head, I tell myself I just want to get stronger and then that's
• 1:22:10
  like when I see the most results.
• 1:22:12
  Dude, I love when I see hunting for it.
• 1:22:14
  I love when I see those videos of like bodybuilders failing to
• 1:22:16
  pick something up and then you see this construction work.
• 1:22:19
  I just go Yep. Yep, that's exactly, yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Just want usable strength like and I do notice when I'm like
• 1:22:26
  pretty lazy for a little while and then you go to try to be
• 1:22:29
  like, let's say you got to pick up a transmission or something.
• 1:22:32
  You can't do it. But if you're moving like
• 1:22:34
  regularly, you're a lot stronger than you would be if you
• 1:22:37
  weren't. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:39
  What do they call that? And your muscles stop fucking.
• 1:22:43
  There's a name for it. Lethargic.
• 1:22:45
  That's one way to put it. Gelatinous.
• 1:22:47
  Just not gelatinous. Squeaky.
• 1:22:51
  Gout. Yeah.
• 1:22:52
  Gout. No, I don't know what it's
• 1:22:53
  called. You might.
• 1:22:54
  I thought I fucking felt it. I got kind of scared you might
• 1:22:59
  because I love bacon and shit. Bacon's.
• 1:23:02
  Red meat bacon. I'm just glad I can't cook well,
• 1:23:06
  you know, because I'd be fucking 900 lbs.
• 1:23:10
  Like, I can't. There's no way I'd be able to
• 1:23:11
  control that. Like, oh, I could just make this
• 1:23:13
  shit that I want to eat all the time every night.
• 1:23:15
  Fuck it. What about that family pack of
• 1:23:18
  Eggos? OK, we didn't have to bring that
• 1:23:21
  up. You know what you should do?
• 1:23:22
  What's really good is when you take the Eggos and you put like
• 1:23:25
  your breakfast stuff in between. That's different level.
• 1:23:28
  Hey, Carl Bacon level. Cheese.
• 1:23:31
  It's got a bacon, egg and cheese on them with two waffles.
• 1:23:34
  Frankie, you think you love food, Carl?
• 1:23:36
  I have a Yeah, I can tell. Oh, he.
• 1:23:38
  Loves. Food dude, I love chips.
• 1:23:40
  Yeah, that's bad. I know it makes me break out.
• 1:23:42
  I was talking about this the other day.
• 1:23:43
  How do you stop eating those? You don't.
• 1:23:46
  You have one, you're like, oh, I guess I'm going to eat the whole
• 1:23:47
  bag now. Dude jokingly OK, you know
• 1:23:51
  Diego, I talk about them all the time.
• 1:23:53
  I talk about all the time on this fucking podcast.
• 1:23:55
  But I went to their house in Georgia.
• 1:23:57
  They had and and his now fiance. This is her first impression of
• 1:24:03
  me. She bought a brand new bag of
• 1:24:05
  yellow Lays, right? I don't even like those.
• 1:24:09
  I don't you like those? I mean they they burn the side
• 1:24:12
  of my mouth. Yeah, they do.
• 1:24:13
  They're so. Salty.
• 1:24:15
  Yeah, they're so. Salty.
• 1:24:16
  I don't even like them, but I had like a couple and next thing
• 1:24:20
  you know I just clipped the whole bag.
• 1:24:23
  Dude, that's me at the movies when we got popcorn.
• 1:24:26
  The first impression, like now, now I'm going to Texas.
• 1:24:30
  Brad was asking like, yo, what do I get you?
• 1:24:32
  Diego's like lazy yellow bag. That's crazy.
• 1:24:35
  I don't even like them but they're just so easy to eat.
• 1:24:38
  I love. Chicken.
• 1:24:40
  But popcorn, I, I was telling Malcolm the other night I was
• 1:24:42
  like, I think I'm done with popcorn, man.
• 1:24:43
  No way what it. It it's I don't feel good, like
• 1:24:47
  my mouth does not feel good after popcorn.
• 1:24:49
  I feel like I got shit everywhere.
• 1:24:50
  I floss. It still feels bad.
• 1:24:52
  Oh yeah. And I'm like, dude, I'm are.
• 1:24:54
  The kernels. Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Then you take a corny shit too. Fucking hurts.
• 1:24:58
  It's never really happened. Dude, it's popcorn.
• 1:25:00
  It's all Aryan shit because like, it's not food really.
• 1:25:05
  No, but it's just annoying because you don't think you're
• 1:25:07
  eating that much and then you go home and you're like, I feel
• 1:25:09
  like I just fucking like ate glass.
• 1:25:11
  This. Is all the shit.
• 1:25:11
  You need a stick of butter. Yeah, but it's good.
• 1:25:15
  I feel like you got to get it when you go to the movies like.
• 1:25:17
  It's like a must. Yeah.
• 1:25:18
  You ever have deep fried butter? Excuse me?
• 1:25:20
  Like down the shore or something?
• 1:25:21
  I'm. Going to go with no.
• 1:25:23
  I have. I have.
• 1:25:27
  Dude OK give me what is that deep fried butter?
• 1:25:30
  Like a stick of butter. It's deep fried butter.
• 1:25:34
  What the fuck? Wouldn't butter just melt Like
• 1:25:36
  no? It's like they put in like a
• 1:25:37
  batter and then they just like flash fry.
• 1:25:39
  Oh, it's. Probably frozen.
• 1:25:41
  Maybe. Maybe they would freeze it
• 1:25:43
  first. Like ice cream, a stick of
• 1:25:44
  butter, a. Stick of butter that's fried
• 1:25:45
  with bread crumbs. Breaded and shit like I don't
• 1:25:48
  know, but that is. The craziest shit I've ever
• 1:25:51
  heard in my life. I saw like slap whoever the fuck
• 1:25:52
  invented that shit. That shit sounds fucking nasty.
• 1:25:54
  It was pretty good. And disgusting.
• 1:25:56
  You got him emotional. It was pretty good, but I can't.
• 1:25:57
  Even imagine putting that shit in my mouth.
• 1:25:59
  I will slap a bitch. I mean he is.
• 1:26:01
  He doesn't like people that eat butter.
• 1:26:02
  The thing is, is like I ate like pretty much around.
• 1:26:05
  I saved like pretty much a hot dog's worth of butter.
• 1:26:07
  So I pretty much I just ate like buttered batter.
• 1:26:10
  This is your boy. No, it's disgusting.
• 1:26:13
  Dude, let me tell you, Let me tell you.
• 1:26:15
  I went to bed that night and woke up fucking like it felt
• 1:26:21
  like I. Had you woke up?
• 1:26:23
  It felt like I had butter on, like on me, dude, it was crazy.
• 1:26:28
  That's disgusting. It was so bad and.
• 1:26:30
  They sell that to people. Yeah.
• 1:26:32
  Are you supposed to eat that in one shot?
• 1:26:34
  I hope not, I just wanted Pickles.
• 1:26:37
  Dude I feel disgusting eating like buttered noodles.
• 1:26:40
  Meat. I feel disgusting eating a loaf
• 1:26:42
  of bread with butter. Dude, Butter.
• 1:26:44
  I'm like buttering the bread. I'm like, I feel gross right
• 1:26:46
  now. Little fettuccine, little
• 1:26:47
  butter, little take the broccoli and just fucking like just take
• 1:26:51
  it a bunch and just drop some of the green shit in the.
• 1:26:53
  Chili flakes, yeah. So you don't like to use a lot
• 1:26:55
  of butter? No.
• 1:26:56
  Yeah, me either. I've always been that way.
• 1:26:58
  What's that though? You're Italian?
• 1:27:00
  My mom would dump butter on shit.
• 1:27:02
  Oh, you need some more butter? Dump a whole stick, mom.
• 1:27:03
  I'm good. That's what Dad just had a heart
• 1:27:05
  attack. I don't need all that.
• 1:27:07
  Like, I don't need that shit. And like, I was like, I don't
• 1:27:10
  know, I just always been that way.
• 1:27:11
  But then when you get a little extra, dude, it does taste good.
• 1:27:15
  It tastes. Really good.
• 1:27:17
  Especially on the steak. Yeah.
• 1:27:18
  I bet you like those, dude. The Culver's Burgers that we
• 1:27:20
  missed. This.
• 1:27:21
  Oh my God. They rub them like.
• 1:27:23
  This stop bringing up Culver's dude I I get triggered.
• 1:27:27
  Every one of my Italian friends, when they cook, they tell me
• 1:27:30
  literally the secret is butter. You ask this butter.
• 1:27:32
  It's fucking butter. Yeah, it's salt.
• 1:27:36
  Butter or mayonnaise? Or it's the feet they use to
• 1:27:39
  crush a tomato. That's cute.
• 1:27:45
  What makes a horse a zebra? I.
• 1:27:49
  Don't even know how this is it's.
• 1:27:50
  A great fucking question. How do I even?
• 1:27:52
  Answer that. How do you answer that?
• 1:27:54
  I don't know the answer to that. I I everyone thinks they know
• 1:27:57
  the answer but we might be wrong.
• 1:28:00
  Is it just the stripes? I don't know like.
• 1:28:03
  Malcolm. Well, a zebra is more of a
• 1:28:06
  donkey than a horse. That's an argument right there.
• 1:28:09
  I feel like a donkey is more of a dog.
• 1:28:11
  Let's ask AI. Or is it a mule?
• 1:28:14
  Oh yeah, OK, yeah, Mule, because it's like a smaller frame.
• 1:28:18
  Yeah, I bet you a zebra is more related to the donkey or a mule
• 1:28:22
  than a fucking horse. All right, place your bets.
• 1:28:25
  Let's look it up. SAISAI, yeah.
• 1:28:28
  I got it. I think it's a fucking horse.
• 1:28:31
  Dude I want to paint this helmet but I have.
• 1:28:33
  Because a mule ain't running away from a fucking tiger.
• 1:28:36
  Or a lion. Look at all these like Club blue
• 1:28:39
  stickers and like I don't want to paint.
• 1:28:41
  Hello. Oh, you want to paint?
• 1:28:43
  Yeah. What makes a read it out loud?
• 1:28:53
  Oh, a horse becomes a zebra dot, dot, dot.
• 1:28:55
  Well, not exactly, but here's the real breakdown of how
• 1:28:58
  they're related. Both are.
• 1:29:01
  Was it equids? Equids.
• 1:29:04
  Zebra and horses belong to the same family.
• 1:29:07
  I'm not reading that. And the same genius Equus genus
• 1:29:13
  Equus. Similar body structure for legs,
• 1:29:16
  whose long faces and manes herbivore.
• 1:29:19
  They eat mostly grass. Here's what they here's what
• 1:29:22
  makes a zebra not a horse. Technically a different species.
• 1:29:25
  Stripes, obviously. Domestication.
• 1:29:29
  No one has successfully domesticated a zebra.
• 1:29:32
  Wow. I'd like to take that challenge.
• 1:29:34
  Yeah, right. I'll.
• 1:29:35
  Get on that, you bring a zebra here, I'll break them.
• 1:29:37
  So you can't break? Yeah, you can't break them.
• 1:29:39
  That's what they're saying, yeah.
• 1:29:40
  What is a? Land Man in November, by the
• 1:29:42
  way. Oh hell yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:29:44
  Vocalization bark like Bray or Yep.
• 1:29:49
  Oh, what's that? What's that last word?
• 1:29:51
  Nay, Malcolm, read what the read what the horse does a.
• 1:29:57
  Horse nays, winnies or knickers. OK, or should I say knickers?
• 1:30:08
  What did you call me? All right.
• 1:30:09
  A zebra lives in Africa and a horse lives worldwide,
• 1:30:13
  originally from Central Asia. Bonus.
• 1:30:16
  Can a horse and a zebra mate? Yes.
• 1:30:18
  Azores is a real hybrid. Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Usually sterile through the chromosome mismatch.
• 1:30:24
  What the fuck, look up Azores, that sounds like a zoit.
• 1:30:28
  Too long, didn't read. A zebra isn't just a striped
• 1:30:30
  horse, it's a different species with its own behavior, genetics,
• 1:30:32
  and evolutionary history, even though they share a common
• 1:30:34
  ancestor. Interesting.
• 1:30:39
  Damn Malcolm. Polite, you put, Please.
• 1:30:41
  I don't want, I don't want to be on this guy's side.
• 1:30:42
  Oh no. That that small one looks kind
• 1:30:46
  of cool. That's not a real animal.
• 1:30:51
  That shit's retarded as. Fuck.
• 1:30:53
  You saw what it said. That thing's kind of cute, I'm
• 1:30:55
  not gonna lie. It look like.
• 1:30:56
  That's that Lady walking down the.
• 1:30:57
  Street. It kind of looks like a
• 1:30:58
  Chihuahua it. Kind of looks like.
• 1:31:00
  Chip. Yeah, it does look like Chip.
• 1:31:03
  A little bit of Edgar in there. That guy's that looks.
• 1:31:06
  Kind of cool. That's sick.
• 1:31:08
  That's like every rug they had at the store come by.
• 1:31:11
  Stubby. That one is sick.
• 1:31:14
  Dude, that one's got a colorway on her.
• 1:31:16
  Yeah, 2 tone. That thing's sick.
• 1:31:18
  Would you ever ride a horse? You never.
• 1:31:21
  Have you never? Yeah, I was going to say.
• 1:31:23
  I never have. I have ridden a horse.
• 1:31:25
  How was it? Wasn't I with?
• 1:31:28
  You. I'm not even going to hold you
• 1:31:30
  like, wasn't I with you when we row horses or something.
• 1:31:32
  Oh, you guys, this was. This was a middle school.
• 1:31:37
  That's one of my like dreams. I want to ride a horse.
• 1:31:40
  That's it. Yep.
• 1:31:41
  I'm gonna make that happen right now.
• 1:31:43
  OK? Meadowlands right here.
• 1:31:45
  Sports book. They got the fucking thing.
• 1:31:46
  Yeah. I don't know, I think it would
• 1:31:48
  be cool. Dude, OK, I can make that
• 1:31:50
  happen. Let's think I'm a.
• 1:31:51
  I'm a I'm gonna remember that. The people at Mid Michigan Drift
• 1:31:56
  Club want you to attend an event next month in Jackson, MI.
• 1:32:03
  OK. Do you know of that Carl Mid
• 1:32:07
  Michigan Drift Club? No, not really.
• 1:32:11
  What is Mid Michigan? That's kind of.
• 1:32:13
  Far I got this far as. Hell, who asked?
• 1:32:15
  That Zack Zack, Zacky, Chan Chany I can fucking hate
• 1:32:22
  reading. All.
• 1:32:25
  Right. I can.
• 1:32:26
  Every time someone's like, oh, who said that, it's like some
• 1:32:28
  crazy shit and I'm like, God damn it.
• 1:32:31
  I would love to go. If money grew on trees and
• 1:32:34
  opportunity persisted, I would go, yeah.
• 1:32:36
  But it doesn't so. Thoughts on the Charlie Kirk
• 1:32:40
  shooting? OK, well, we don't really need
• 1:32:42
  to talk about that. Can I hire Chris as my personal
• 1:32:47
  trainer? I read that.
• 1:32:48
  OK, we're pretty much. We're good.
• 1:32:50
  I thought there was one in here I want to read but does anyone
• 1:32:58
  like Oreo Reese's cups? Is that the one that you want to
• 1:33:01
  read? No, I'm just asking because I
• 1:33:03
  saw it I. Don't even know if I've ever
• 1:33:05
  tried. Yeah, I don't think I've ever.
• 1:33:07
  Had. Isn't that a new thing?
• 1:33:08
  Yeah, I saw that. Did someone, I think Ken was
• 1:33:12
  going to bring them here. Someone sent me it and they're
• 1:33:14
  like, oh, I was like, I don't fucking eat peanut butter.
• 1:33:16
  Really. Honestly.
• 1:33:17
  I love peanut butter. I'm not a peanut butter guy.
• 1:33:21
  Yeah. But I'll eat it though.
• 1:33:22
  Is there anything else you wanted to close with?
• 1:33:24
  Chris, Thanks for hanging out with us.
• 1:33:25
  Thanks. Thanks for your too, Ellen.
• 1:33:27
  Yeah, it's hot in here. I know it's hot fun.
• 1:33:29
  It's hot. It's not fun in here right now,
• 1:33:31
  so. But thanks for coming on.
• 1:33:33
  I feel like we really get to hang out with Chris.
• 1:33:35
  We don't. We have to force him to do a
• 1:33:37
  podcast in order to hang out with him.
• 1:33:38
  So yeah, damn. You want to do.
• 1:33:40
  Your day. Well, we went out the other day.
• 1:33:42
  That was fun. Well.
• 1:33:45
  Here there's like a colder one in there.
• 1:33:47
  Dan's here now. Dan here.
• 1:33:48
  Not blue, not blue. Miyagi's.
• 1:33:52
  Here, Miyagi's twin brother Dan is here right now, not.
• 1:33:55
  The. Real, not the real Miyagi.
• 1:33:57
  Dude I see now I've this year's seen Dan more than Miyagi.
• 1:34:01
  Oh yeah 100%. I've seen him more last year
• 1:34:03
  than Miyagi. Insanity.
• 1:34:05
  Yep. Insanity.
• 1:34:06
  You want to talk about how big his truck is?
• 1:34:09
  Oh yeah, who? He's got a Raptor.
• 1:34:11
  You. Wouldn't fit on the fucking
• 1:34:13
  alignment rack. We put on the alignment rack.
• 1:34:15
  It was hanging off both both edges.
• 1:34:18
  He said no. He said sit over, stand over
• 1:34:20
  here by the mic. You you bought a Raptor.
• 1:34:23
  I did got AI, got a Gen. 1 Raptor because you know, V
• 1:34:26
  eights are everything. But you just had a Subaru.
• 1:34:28
  I don't. Know I had to, that's why I had
• 1:34:32
  to redeem that. Song that's.
• 1:34:34
  Crazy dude. I think they.
• 1:34:36
  I think my least favorite thing about that Raptor is the
• 1:34:39
  interior. That's it.
• 1:34:40
  I never. I didn't.
• 1:34:41
  See it inside dog shit, but I got I got AC seats so it.
• 1:34:44
  Looks like a Ford Escape in there.
• 1:34:45
  It was just crazy. I was like, wow, that's a really
• 1:34:47
  big lower control arm. And I look up and I look at the
• 1:34:50
  upper control arm and it's like fucking as skinny as this.
• 1:34:52
  And I'm like wait. What?
• 1:34:53
  Yeah, very weird. OK, Ford, you know.
• 1:34:57
  All right, well. All right, I guess we should get
• 1:34:59
  out of here. We're.
• 1:35:00
  Gonna ride motorcycles now so pray for me.
• 1:35:02
  Yep. Hope you guys enjoyed this.
• 1:35:04
  Let me check the oil. Yeah, the throttle.
• 1:35:06
  Cable is sketchy. Mine.
• 1:35:07
  Yeah, you're missing one. You're missing like the return.
• 1:35:10
  I just like snap it back whatever.
• 1:35:13
  Wow. Boy, that's Carl.
• 1:35:15
  Chopping the fact that it even works, dude, sure.
• 1:35:20
  Thank you guys so much for listening.
• 1:35:22
  That's it I guess. That's it.
• 1:35:24
  We're too hot. We're leaving.
• 1:35:25
  Take a break. All right, well, that was a fun
• 1:36:00
  episode. Yeah, it was good.
• 1:36:05
  Didn't get to talk about much but it was a good hanging out
• 1:36:09
  set. Just straight up, right away.
• 1:36:11
  Yeah. Yeah, Carl took the reins on
• 1:36:14
  that episode, but Chris is a man of very few words anyway.
• 1:36:19
  So he lets his work do the talking.
• 1:36:23
  Yeah, but maybe we'll have Chris on for a Patreon episode or
• 1:36:27
  something. You know, yeah.
• 1:36:27
  In private, yeah. But yeah, I hope you guys
• 1:36:32
  enjoyed that one. Chris is a very intelligent
• 1:36:37
  person. I I do actually hope to get him
• 1:36:40
  on here again and maybe talk about, you know, work and stuff,
• 1:36:46
  you know, I don't know, I I think it would be interesting.
• 1:36:49
  Definitely. Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Let us know what you guys think. What else was I going to say?
• 1:36:54
  Oh, I mean, I can just go say this to Chris face to face, but
• 1:37:01
  I'm pretty proud of that guy for losing all that weight.
• 1:37:04
  I I know you are too. So but.
• 1:37:06
  Yeah, very cool. Yeah, to witness.
• 1:37:08
  I hope people that are in the same predicament as he was can
• 1:37:12
  take a look at his Instagram and see how much weight he lost over
• 1:37:15
  the matter of a year and maybe be inspired by it.
• 1:37:17
  I know I am. I, I don't know how he is able
• 1:37:19
  to diet like that. That's like next level to me.
• 1:37:23
  I, I just don't get it. I don't have self-control with
• 1:37:25
  food like that. So I know you don't have a
• 1:37:27
  problem with that, but yeah, I'm Malcolm born.
• 1:37:31
  I have. A problem with gaining weight is
• 1:37:33
  a different end of the spectrum. Yeah, you have literally the
• 1:37:35
  exact opposite problem. So.
• 1:37:37
  Yeah, so all my skinny people out there take it as motivation
• 1:37:40
  to put the work in to gain some weight too.
• 1:37:45
  What is the best way to gain weight?
• 1:37:46
  Extra workout, really. Yeah, I would think that would
• 1:37:50
  burn calories. That's the only way I could gain
• 1:37:53
  weight because it makes you hungrier and you gain muscle at
• 1:37:56
  the same. Time you got to tire yourself
• 1:37:58
  out. That's.
• 1:37:59
  Yeah, that's the only way you get hungry.
• 1:38:00
  Yeah. Well, Speaking of hungry, we
• 1:38:07
  don't sell food here. So doesn't.
• 1:38:08
  I can't really. I can't really wrap that.
• 1:38:10
  Speaking of hungry, we're hungry for some work.
• 1:38:12
  Bring your car in guys that. Was good, yeah.
• 1:38:15
  OK. Yeah, guys, winter's coming, so
• 1:38:17
  it's going to slow down in the shop, so start making those
• 1:38:20
  appointments now. Yeah, hungry, hungry for some
• 1:38:23
  online orders and if you order online, we got that raffle for
• 1:38:26
  the Nardy steering wheel and work spell hub so.
• 1:38:28
  Yeah, and if Nardy's not your flavor, you can go with a
• 1:38:31
  personal wheel. You know, wow.
• 1:38:34
  Yeah. What else?
• 1:38:35
  We got going on. I was hoping you would come up
• 1:38:38
  back with another food thing. Yeah.
• 1:38:41
  But now I was trying to cook something on it.
• 1:38:42
  Yeah, shit. OK, OK.
• 1:38:48
  OK, well, I mean. Anyway.
• 1:38:52
  I can't all got one. Yeah, I'm not like you have one.
• 1:38:54
  You can't think of that shit on the spot.
• 1:38:57
  But guys, if you can't afford your meal now, a firm's got your
• 1:39:00
  back. So if you if you need, you know,
• 1:39:03
  if people do that, you know that.
• 1:39:04
  Yeah, you've heard of that? Before, like Chipotle or.
• 1:39:06
  Something like oh, I need to chip.
• 1:39:08
  Oh, if you can't afford your Chipotle meal now, pay in four.
• 1:39:12
  Bitch, if you need to pay in four, you're fucked.
• 1:39:14
  Yeah. If you're fucked, sell the
• 1:39:16
  apartment. Wherever you're at.
• 1:39:18
  Sell it. Start living on the street
• 1:39:20
  because shit's about to get bad. So, yeah, paying for for food.
• 1:39:25
  All right, Move past. Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:39:27
  I'm sorry. I just can't get past that.
• 1:39:29
  I'm sorry. All right?
• 1:39:30
  Merch updates. Merch.
• 1:39:32
  Well, we got some merchants doc. Yeah, we got some merchants.
• 1:39:37
  We got the new rider die tee, the new quality automotive tee.
• 1:39:40
  Yeah, so if you're, if you're looking to boost your entries to
• 1:39:43
  our raffle this month for your for a Nardi steering wheel, make
• 1:39:47
  sure to get some faction merch because you're going to get
• 1:39:50
  double entries. Yes, Sir.
• 1:39:51
  And I mean, there's new, there's new parts going on the website
• 1:39:56
  all the time now. So if you guys are looking for
• 1:39:59
  something new or you just want to.
• 1:40:01
  See what we got going on the website head over there check it
• 1:40:04
  out go to your car category and you know we might have added
• 1:40:07
  some more stuff so and if there's something on there that
• 1:40:10
  you need or something that's not on there that you need, just let
• 1:40:12
  us know we'll. We'll throw it up, yes.
• 1:40:15
  We got Ken Fuji working at the shop right now.
• 1:40:17
  Yeah, fellow friend Ken Fuji Matsu.
• 1:40:19
  Fucking lifesaver that guy. Helping us organize the parts
• 1:40:22
  department. Thank you, Ken, if you're
• 1:40:23
  listening to this. Yeah, yeah, because Malcolm was
• 1:40:26
  going to have to do that and he don't have time for that so to.
• 1:40:30
  Help me back there hanging. Yeah, OK.
• 1:40:34
  Ken's been a big help. So thank you, Ken Fuji, for
• 1:40:37
  helping us organize this place. And it's only going to meet the
• 1:40:41
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• 1:40:44
  and. Yeah, you know, and better
• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:48
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