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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, Bone, start us off, though. Get us to
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  Speaker 1: a What the Bleep story. What do you have over there, sir?
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  Speaker 2: Mac, this is quite the ordeal happening right now in
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  Speaker 2: Southern California, where thieves stole a truck carrying approximately 40,000
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  Speaker 2: pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. The shipment containing over
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  Speaker 2: 50,000 cans of PBR was picked up by a fraudulent
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  Speaker 2: carrier at an Anheuser-Busch distribution center in Montclair, California. Here's
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  Speaker 2: the thing, though, Mackers, in this day and age, Pabst
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  Speaker 2: is not going quietly in this. They now have a
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  Speaker 2: social media campaign with a ticking clock that's counting down
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  Speaker 2: for how many days and minutes the thieves have to
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  Speaker 2: return the beers. They're saying, no questions asked. We just
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  Speaker 2: want our beer back. Quote, the beer is getting warmer.
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  Speaker 2: The trail's getting colder. The clock is ticking. Give us
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  Speaker 2: our beer back.
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  Speaker 1: They got a pretty good sense of humor for losing
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  Speaker 1: that much money's worth of product. Yes. I got to
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  Speaker 1: be honest. Now, I'm going to what the bleep, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: You have to decide who you want to bleep. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to bleep the casual attitude there, or do
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  Speaker 1: you want to bleep in people that want that much PBR?
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  Speaker 3: Got to be honest with you, man.
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  Speaker 4: PBR is brutal, man.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently also.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you need that much? They got them twice
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  Speaker 2: because they got them an hour later again. So $ 70, 000
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  Speaker 2: worth of beer. Mac, I have a suggestion. What race
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  Speaker 2: was this past Saturday?
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  Speaker 3: Daytona?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that PBR truck may have landed somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Is that where you were looking to tailgate lots? I
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  Speaker 2: would look towards somewhere near Daytona.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to risk getting in trouble
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  Speaker 1: with the law to steal beer, make it better than PBR.
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  Speaker 4: My God, what the bleep are we doing, y'all? All right.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to talk about a story of a man
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  Speaker 1: who caught his wife cheating bone. But man, did he
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  Speaker 1: not use an amazingly creative method?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently he has one of those.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's Roomba brand, but it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: those Roombas that, you know, those those little vacuum cleaners
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  Speaker 1: that do it all on their own. He had a
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  Speaker 1: version of that sort of vacuum cleaner. that is equipped
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  Speaker 1: with a camera. Well, when he suspected his wife of cheating,
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  Speaker 1: he realized, I can use that to catch her cheating.
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  Speaker 1: And lo and behold, he fired up that camera, and
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  Speaker 1: there it is, in the living room. His wife taking
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  Speaker 1: off layers of clothing, and another man is there enjoying things,
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  Speaker 1: and he caught her. Well, it turns out, Bone, it
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  Speaker 1: helped him win a civil suit against them. But the
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  Speaker 1: problem is, Bone, he then... got taken to court because
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  Speaker 1: apparently it is illegal bone in the state that they
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  Speaker 1: live in to use cameras oh my god without somebody's
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  Speaker 1: knowledge the judge ruled that the marital obligations do not
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  Speaker 1: supersede an individual's fundamental right to privacy within a private
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  Speaker 1: home this poor guy's been sentenced to a few months
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  Speaker 1: in jail What? This poor guy got to go to jail, man,
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  Speaker 1: because he used this damn Roomba camera to catch his wife.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't feel fair. That feels what the bleepy man.
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  Speaker 2: If the Roomba catches your other doing the Roomba, you
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  Speaker 2: should not go to jail.
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  Speaker 4: That's absurd.
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  Speaker 3: The guy got cheated on, caught him, and he ends
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  Speaker 3: up in jail.
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  Speaker 4: I know. It's rough, dude. It's rough.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of rough and jail, Matt, I've told you before,
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  Speaker 2: my YouTube algorithm right now is really nothing but.
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  Speaker 2: Alf alf episodes for free and uh a lot of
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  Speaker 2: dui and body cam checkpoint videos where people freak out
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  Speaker 2: they go crazy it's basically like watching uh cops but
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  Speaker 2: in real time from back in the day mac 2
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  Speaker 2: stood out to me that happened this year that we
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  Speaker 2: need to talk about in the oh my god what
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  Speaker 2: are the odds category This 19-year-old girl in Wisconsin got
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  Speaker 2: a DUI. It wasn't a big deal. They gave her
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  Speaker 2: the DUI, and they sent her on her way. An
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  Speaker 2: hour later, the cops put over a car, and they said,
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  Speaker 2: don't tell me this is the same girl. The same girl, Matt,
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  Speaker 2: got two DUIs within one hour of each other. Her
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  Speaker 2: reasoning was, they said, didn't we send you home with somebody?
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  Speaker 2: She said, yeah, but once I went home, I thought
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  Speaker 2: I could come back out again and be okay.
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  Speaker 3: She got two DUIs in one hour.
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  Speaker 1: Did she not have to go to the pokey for
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  Speaker 1: the DUI?
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  Speaker 3: I guess in Wisconsin, maybe it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They sent her home. I don't know if she had
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  Speaker 3: a court date.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But she got two in one night. Now, here's another
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  Speaker 3: one that I saw yesterday, Mac.
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  Speaker 2: A guy got a DUI and he got sent to jail.
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  Speaker 3: And this guy was quite a character.
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  Speaker 2: He kept dropping names about all the cops that he
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  Speaker 2: knew and how big he was in the town.
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  Speaker 3: Not a.
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  Speaker 2: Guy you're rooting for by any means here. Not that
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  Speaker 2: you're rooting for DUIs, but not a guy you felt
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  Speaker 2: bad for. So he gets a DUI. He gets one
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  Speaker 2: phone call. He calls his wife up. who also had
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  Speaker 2: been drinking with them before he calls his wife up
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  Speaker 2: and says hey they got me for a dui blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah she says well this isn't right i'm
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  Speaker 2: coming down there she comes down there and then cops
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  Speaker 2: sniffed this one out they said if they were drinking
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  Speaker 2: together we're gonna guess that when she gets here we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna bust her for the same thing she pulled into
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  Speaker 2: the police parking lot she got a dui the husband
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  Speaker 2: and wife ended up in the same holding cell mac
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  Speaker 2: with separate DUIs.
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  Speaker 1: My God, there's some damn dummies out there. That was
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  Speaker 1: Florida Man, by the way, for that one.
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  Speaker 4: Of course it was. What the bleep we doing out there?
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  Speaker 4: Y'all Uber, man.
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  Speaker 3: Uber!
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  Speaker 4: My goodness.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what I spend my days watching.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. My goodness.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a what the bleep. Kirk Herbstreet.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Kirk Herbstreet.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Bone shared a little bit too much
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  Speaker 1: information about his wife. And I say this as somebody
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  Speaker 1: who's probably done the same thing on the air and
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  Speaker 1: upset Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Mack a time or two. I'm just glad he still
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  Speaker 2: has a wife. He spent so much time with Peter.
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  Speaker 2: We weren't sure what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to Herb Street on the Puss in with the
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  Speaker 1: Boys podcast talking about why they have four boys and
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  Speaker 1: no girls and that they have a method, Bone, after
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  Speaker 1: they have a little fun, right? They have a method
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  Speaker 1: that he believes has ensured they had all boys and
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  Speaker 1: no girls.
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  Speaker 4: You have a secret? How many do you have?
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  Speaker 5: Four.
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  Speaker 3: All boys.
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  Speaker 5: What's your secret? Secret to get.
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  Speaker 3: Boys, man. How do you do it, man?
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  Speaker 5: Well, my wife, to be specific, my wife was a gymnast.
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  Speaker 5: So when we would get done with... When we were done,
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  Speaker 5: she read something or something. Back handspring? No, she would do.
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  Speaker 3: A handstand?
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  Speaker 5: She heard that the male sperm were faster.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: She would do a handstand. She would go up on
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  Speaker 5: the bed. And we're four for four.
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  Speaker 2: How long is she holding the handstand?
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  Speaker 3: She's a gymnast.
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  Speaker 4: She doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: She's a gymnast. I don't know how long. Hey, crack
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  Speaker 3: the code. Crack the code. All right, Kirk, hit the timer.
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  Speaker 4: We got to go two minutes from this dance.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say one thing, though? My second, we
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  Speaker 3: did the same thing. My wife was not a gymnast,
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  Speaker 3: so I held her legs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: I held her.
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  Speaker 4: And we're both laughing about it.
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  Speaker 3: We're like, sweetheart, we got it.
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  Speaker 5: We're getting the boy this time. That's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. What the bleep.
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  Speaker 1: Herbie, please tell me, Bone, Herbie got a talking to
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  Speaker 1: from the missus after sharing that story.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way.
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  Speaker 1: The whole world is thinking about his ex-gymnast wife doing
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  Speaker 1: a handstand on the bed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I also got an.
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  Speaker 3: Image of Taylor LeJuan. I didn't want to get either
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  Speaker 3: of that whole thing. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go to Florida, where a man, Omar Soliman,
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  Speaker 2: in Brevard County, was arrested for going 117 miles per
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  Speaker 2: hour on I-95.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you always say....
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  Speaker 2: It's not about the act with these stories. It's about
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  Speaker 2: the reasoning that these folks give. Omar said he's got
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  Speaker 2: an explanation why he was going so fast. He was
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  Speaker 2: trying to get to a Bucky's bathroom. Here's the problem
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  Speaker 2: with Omar's story. Cop said, great story. Bucky's bathroom is
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  Speaker 2: 65 miles away. Oh, I don't blame him for trying
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  Speaker 2: to get to those Buc-ee's bathrooms. Those things are impressive.
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  Speaker 2: The sheriff said we understand how pristine those are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Large and clean. You got to go the speed limit
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  Speaker 2: to get yourself to that bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: See, I'm telling you, what the bleepiest part of those
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  Speaker 1: stories are the excuses. The excuses are worse than the crime. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I swear they are boned. I don't know who to
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  Speaker 1: what the bleep in this story. I'm doing a handstand
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  Speaker 1: story where the where the guy out there in the
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  Speaker 1: Bay Area is. The FBI says that he has defrauded
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  Speaker 1: over 20 women. for a total of $ 1. 3 million. His
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  Speaker 1: scam was pretending to be a wide receiver for the 49ers. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's methods include working out on the beach while
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  Speaker 1: wearing a 49ers helmet. Because that's what pro football players do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the pro football players went on the beach. They
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  Speaker 1: got their bathing suit and they got their helmet.
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  Speaker 4: So who am I? What the bleeping bone?
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  Speaker 1: This guy that did this stuff, which is which is just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, unethical as hell, stealing money.
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  Speaker 4: Or am I what the bleeping the women that fell
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  Speaker 4: for this?
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  Speaker 1: There's an exchange here, Bone, on Twitter that goes to
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  Speaker 1: show how Juliana Caro, who is one of the victims,
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  Speaker 1: how gullible she might have been. She sent out a tweet,
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  Speaker 1: went from dating these little Bay Area boys to on
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  Speaker 1: a date with NFL players. Ladies, this is your sign
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  Speaker 1: to never settle. And then a guy responds and says,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder which player it is. Juliana Caro says, he's
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  Speaker 1: one of the best wide receivers in the NFL.
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  Speaker 4: That's all you need to know, Poppy.
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  Speaker 1: She was like flaunting the fact that she was dating
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  Speaker 1: this star receiver and she was being hoodwinked the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: there's also a guy bone that showed up that has
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  Speaker 1: been impersonating a former cowboy and bucks player that showed
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  Speaker 1: up at a charity event pretending he was a former
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  Speaker 1: cowboy player what the bleep are we doing and why
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  Speaker 1: are we falling for.
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  Speaker 2: This the 49er guy also was promoting a fake camp
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  Speaker 2: for kids It's brutal.
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  Speaker 4: The lengths he went to is brutal.
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  Speaker 2: He also had flyers out for a fake turkey drive
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  Speaker 2: at Thanksgiving time. It's unbelievable. No number on how to
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  Speaker 2: contact him. So as Big Cat from Barstool yesterday said,
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  Speaker 2: one of the nicest impersonators ever.
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  Speaker 1: This guy was trying to do right. The other guy
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  Speaker 1: was at a charity event, the Dallas guy. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: look at these guys.
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  Speaker 4: These guys go.
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  Speaker 1: To any, they make you think they're doing charity work.
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  Speaker 2: Real quick, Matt, my final story. In Canada, Rogers Communication
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  Speaker 2: got a phone call from a couple in British Columbia
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  Speaker 2: that lost their home in a wildfire. They called to
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  Speaker 2: cancel their two-year contract for home, for cable and internet.
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  Speaker 2: Rogers Mac charged them $ 660 cancellation fee for having to
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  Speaker 2: cancel because they lost their home in a wildfire.
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  Speaker 4: That is hard.
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  Speaker 2: There was so much backlash that they had to eventually
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  Speaker 2: go back on that. But still, you talk about the
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  Speaker 2: ultimate kick in the shins there. We want to cancel.
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  Speaker 2: We have no home. Well, you're getting charged $ 660.
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  Speaker 3: For having no home.
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  Speaker 1: You talk about cutthroat corporate crap. That's it right there.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep? I'm glad they got called on it.