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COLD CUTS: How To: Japan · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 3: Let's give out some advice now, fellas. Meetpattynips69. At gmail.com.
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  Speaker 3: Get in touch with the fellas. This particular email comes
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  Speaker 3: from Anonymous. G'day fellas, Anonymous here. I'm in my second
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  Speaker 3: year at uni, down in Dirty Dunners, and I'm currently
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  Speaker 3: stuck with a flatmate who I despise.
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  Speaker 2: It is dirty down there too, those bloody students. Shockin' bastards.
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  Speaker 4: This guy locks himself in his room and blasts his heater,
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  Speaker 4: raking up the power bill like there's no tomorrow. He's
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  Speaker 4: also just a massive dork and thinks we're mates. Jeez,
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  Speaker 4: steady on. I could maybe put up with his lameness
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  Speaker 4: if he wasn't so full on all the time. Looking
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  Speaker 4: like I'm going to be stuck flatting with him again
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  Speaker 4: next year out of laziness. It's come down to one
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  Speaker 4: of the only options. How do I go about it?
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  Speaker 4: Do I tell him I hate his guts or head
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  Speaker 4: to Facebook to find some randoms or suck it up?
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  Speaker 3: Cheers, Anonymous. Great question.
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  Speaker 2: It is a really great question. Geez, I remember that,
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  Speaker 2: the resentment and rage you used to feel when you
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  Speaker 2: felt like someone had their heater on secretly all the
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  Speaker 2: time during winter while you were freezing your ass off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: And it's tough because when you go flatting for the
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  Speaker 3: first time, you've come from living with your parents where
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  Speaker 3: you didn't pay for any of the power and stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So you've got no idea. It's a rude awakening. And
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  Speaker 3: you think you're entitled to use your heater as much
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  Speaker 3: as you want.
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  Speaker 2: And you've got to pay for food. And clean. And
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that. It's a disaster.
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  Speaker 5: It is. Look, it is a tricky one. I've got
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  Speaker 5: to be honest with you. I'm getting the vibe that
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  Speaker 5: you're the a-hole in this situation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you said that. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, this guy's too friendly. He's full on and
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a dork.
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  Speaker 2: He's enthusiastic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a happy guy. I'm a dork, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Being a dork's not a joke. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it feels like you've got to do something
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  Speaker 5: about it because, you know, if you don't like him
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  Speaker 5: and he thinks you're mates, then there's a responsibility on
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  Speaker 5: there for you to either put him straight or move out.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's on you to move out. And I
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  Speaker 4: know this because I was this so lazy.
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  Speaker 3: In that little period of life. Oh, yeah, yeah. 20
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  Speaker 3: years of age. Oh, I can't be bothered finding a
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  Speaker 3: new flat. I guess I'll just stay here. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I was a shocking bastard. Yeah. As you can imagine. Look,
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  Speaker 2: he's giving me hermit vibes. He seems to me the
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  Speaker 2: sort of guy that should maybe go and find a
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  Speaker 2: nice little, you know, batch on the coast. Anonymous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: On the coast and just live by himself. Jason.
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  Speaker 5: I question why, I'll be honest with you, I question
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  Speaker 5: why this kind of guy is even at university.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: He strikes me as the kind of guy that should
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  Speaker 5: still be at home. He should still be living with
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  Speaker 5: his parents.
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  Speaker 2: Anonymous?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he's ready to live with other... Anonymous, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not the guy that's... I think he should drop out
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  Speaker 3: and move home. Because I think... Where's he from? Huntley.
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  Speaker 2: Huntley, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it says here he's from Huntley.
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  Speaker 2: So he should move back in with.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no... With Ma and Pa.
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  Speaker 2: He sounds to me like his parents are divorced.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he says, hey, guys, by the way, I'm from
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  Speaker 3: Huntley and my parents aren't together anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And his mum lives in Huntley. So I think that
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  Speaker 2: he should drop out of university and go and move
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  Speaker 2: back with mum in Huntley.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He says here my dad lives in Morrinsville.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, don't do Morrinsville.
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  Speaker 3: God, depressing. So drop out and move to Huntley. There
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  Speaker 3: you go.
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  Speaker 4: Some advice for you, Breakfast listeners. If you ever need
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  Speaker 4: advice of that ilk, Get in touch. Meet PaddyNips69 at gmail.com.
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  Speaker 4: And the good thing is Anonymous has just won himself
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  Speaker 4: 50 bucks worth of rebates.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how good.
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  Speaker 3: Just like that.
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  Speaker 2: He can eat that when he's at his mum's.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have one at Huntly, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, right. There's the cure.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 2: Soundgarden there on The Big Show this afternoon. The time
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  Speaker 2: is 4.24. I'm still having to kind of mentally readjust.
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  Speaker 3: For breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say The Big Show breakfast, which
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  Speaker 2: I might add... Had a bit of a ring to it.
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  Speaker 3: Certainly did, Jase. Hugely popular.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: While we're on the subject then, dear, of come time
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  Speaker 5: with the fellas there, the posts that we've been putting
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  Speaker 5: up have again raised an issue that I've been having,
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  Speaker 5: and Jase, you've been having the same issues as me.
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  Speaker 3: There's been some concerns, Keezy. um been some concerns.
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  Speaker 5: About your behavior um well and it's probably at the
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  Speaker 5: point now where we've got to raise it like ideally
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  Speaker 5: we would have brought this up with you off here
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  Speaker 5: right uh but it feels like if we bring it
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  Speaker 5: up with you on here we might get a bit
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  Speaker 5: more honesty out.
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  Speaker 4: Of you so are you talking about like the video
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  Speaker 4: of come down with me and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh there's different videos from all over the joint but
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  Speaker 5: what ends up happening is um you end up posting
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  Speaker 5: photos from the event inside the comments here there was
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  Speaker 5: one there that um that went up yesterday on that
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  Speaker 5: video from Cundine with me, and it's old Keezy on
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  Speaker 5: all fours looking over his shoulder while on the dining
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  Speaker 5: room table. Now, look, that's sort of a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of a through line that we've got. That's what you
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  Speaker 5: do any time you get the chance.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit of a joke, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I think that was one step too far for me, man,
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  Speaker 5: because it's not hygienic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: For you to be up on the dinner table where
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  Speaker 5: we're eating our food.
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  Speaker 2: Especially if it's a hearty beef lasagna.
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  Speaker 3: On all fours. Yeah. No, I don't think that's a
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  Speaker 3: real photo. I think that's fake, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: No. Is it not an AI? There's a whole bunch
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  Speaker 3: of them. There's that one.
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  Speaker 5: Then you've got old pugs there dropping a steamer in
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  Speaker 5: your bathroom. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Can I point out one?
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  Speaker 3: What, you think I took a photo of pugs dropping
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  Speaker 3: a steamer?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Can I make the point, too, because you might have
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  Speaker 2: missed this, Mojit, There was one of Keezy on all
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  Speaker 2: fours in my lounge with my cat Jizz on his back.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, he had Jizz on his back. When am
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  Speaker 3: I going to be on all fours with Jizz on
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  Speaker 3: my back? It's AI.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my wife said she saw Pugs. You were saying
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  Speaker 2: to Pugs, hey, take this, take this.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife said she saw me tee up that photo.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, with Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a fake. I swear it's a fake photo.
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  Speaker 3: And you said to Pugs, get a load of this.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah. Totally.
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  Speaker 3: So all I'm saying is, like, fun's fun.
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  Speaker 5: It's just it is a work environment, man.
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  Speaker 4: Look, fellas, I understand why you're worried. But I need
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  Speaker 4: you to know that those are not real photos. Those
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  Speaker 4: are AI photos. Those are, like, they've taken me. and
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  Speaker 4: then made me look like I'm doing something wacky. Like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, there's a, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, well, how do you feel? Because I didn't mind
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  Speaker 2: this one when you guys went to the boxing there. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You and Mogi hooking.
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  Speaker 2: Into each other.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: That was fine with me, but, I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how you felt about that. Mogi was just very private.
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  Speaker 5: Are you saying that that's AI as well? So if
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  Speaker 5: that falls into the same category, is that AI?
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course it's AI. Because you know it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: It was a. What do you mean it wasn't? It's
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  Speaker 3: a photo of me and you in tuxedos. Absolutely hooking in. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: At the boxing, at the old David Nika fight. You
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  Speaker 5: know what he's like, man? He gets a few beers
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  Speaker 5: and he starts banging on. Just one, Mogi, just one.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, man. Will you shut up about it? And then doosh, doosh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's had a few wines. And there's always been.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember hooking up with Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: There's always been. Can I say this as an outside observer?
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  Speaker 2: A simmering sexual tension between the two of you.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: And I was actually genuinely concerned that that was going
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  Speaker 2: to happen that night. Keezy would have a few pinots
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  Speaker 2: and then just start hooking in. Well, can I put
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  Speaker 2: it to you this way? Now we've put it to bed.
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  Speaker 3: We have?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Old Mogi in tears whenever this song plays.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's crying his heart out, Keezy. But right now it's
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  Speaker 2: time for.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Hey, guys. Text here from Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: We've got homemade casserole. ham, and Mediterranean veg on the
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  Speaker 3: menu tonight. I've never had a calzone. Calzone. That's like
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  Speaker 3: a pastry type set up, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: It's like a pizza that you then fold in half
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  Speaker 4: and seal and all the fillings are on the inside.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds bloody good then.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Why have I never eaten that? I
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I have, but what's that about?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds really good.
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  Speaker 3: You like that?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe a nice green salad on the side.
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  Speaker 3: Mediterranean veg.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, the Mediterranean, Jase, is a C in Europe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Mediterranean C.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: G'day, guys. Leighton here. Hewitt. That's the one. Sausage surprise. Oh, surprise. Surprise.
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  Speaker 5: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I love baked beans.
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  Speaker 2: As long as it's white toast. All right? That's my only.
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  Speaker 3: You're always stressing that, eh?
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  Speaker 2: White toast. It's got to be white.
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  Speaker 3: God, banging on about it.
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  Speaker 2: And I like to chop a little bit of bacon
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  Speaker 2: in there, too, if I.
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  Speaker 5: Ah.
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  Speaker 5: I used to be eating that stuff. there's a whole
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  Speaker 5: bunch of different ones. They make some in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 5: It was actually, I say it was really good, it
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  Speaker 5: was really good enough, you know?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: To make you feel like you were getting the meats.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But in hindsight, you know, God knows what it's made of.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: And I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Neither.
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  Speaker 3: Go on. G'day, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Tonight we're having leftover chicken and bacon nachos, layered that
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  Speaker 4: in a dish, then made a solid mash with seasoned cumin, paprika,
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  Speaker 4: garlic powder, spring onion, sour cream and chive dip and
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  Speaker 2: The Verve there on the Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is 5.13.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, I'm going to Japan in a couple of weeks' time.
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  Speaker 4: My first ever time going there. I do have Japanese heritage,
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  Speaker 4: so it's a very exciting time for me. And I
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  Speaker 4: thought I'd bring in our producer, Pug-san, because he actually
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  Speaker 4: lived in Japan for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, it's Pug-san. Pug-san.
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  Speaker 6: Afternoon fellas, how are you? Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, it's Keezy that wanted you.
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  Speaker 3: How long did you live there? I didn't know you
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  Speaker 3: lived there.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, one of the great times of my life. If
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  Speaker 6: I didn't go there, I wouldn't be who I am.
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  Speaker 3: Pugsan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totes.
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  Speaker 3: Because you kind of came back and sort of got
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  Speaker 3: rid of your old name and just became Pugsan. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: For a while you were James.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, when I first started here. I remember those days, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 6: Completely different person.
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  Speaker 5: Now you're all beret and sort of three-quarter pants and
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  Speaker 5: tasseled shoes.
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  Speaker 6: Just like they do in Japan, man.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they get it.
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  Speaker 2: Completely different.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I've got you in here because I'm
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  Speaker 3: heading there. So do they wear beret?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Beret in Japan.
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: 100%. That's like their thing.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Right. Come on, Keezy.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Even I knew that.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: I thought it was like a friend. In Japan, can
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: I get like a burger? You know what I mean?
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Keezy. Like if I need to, can I get a burger?
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: Are you serious, man?
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: We're talking about Japan here.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: You're worried about getting a burger over there.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know this, Pogsan, but Keezy
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: hates sushi.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: It's sort of Japanese food. Any seafood.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: He hates seafood of any description.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: He doesn't like rice.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Or seaweed. Yeah. Yeah. Or cucumber.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or noodles.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: Cucumber huge in Japan, man.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: They love it.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: So do they have burgers over there or what? Because
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: all you've sort of done is just ask me that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: That sort of brings us full circle to his question
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: about the burgers.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Do they have burgers? There's no burgers in Japan. Do
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: they have any burgers?
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: Nah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Do they speak English over there? In Japan? Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Because I can't speak Japanese, and I'm like, oh, shit,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: I'm leaving in a couple of weeks.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: Let's just say you'll need your Google Translate, man.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Google Translate. Put it that way. Is it
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: an app?
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Or a Japanese dictionary?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, do you have any, like, helpful phrases or anything, Pugsan,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: that I could, like, you know, like, you know what
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Konnichiwa.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: What is that? Oh, what's that? Because that's hello, isn't it?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: That's Japanese for kia ora.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Ah. Yeah, yeah.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Great stuff, mate. Have you got any, Pugs? Sayonara.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: See you later. Catch you up.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: How do you say thank you?
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Like if someone's given me a delicious burger or if
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: I've managed to track one down or I've just like
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: forced myself to eat some cucumber and rice and that.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: How do I say thank you?
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: We talked about this at dinner the other day. My
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: partner told you.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: What is it? Arigato. Arigato.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Shit, okay. Arigato. Toe. Yeah, arigato. I thought it would
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: be like tore.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Based on what?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: The more you're going on, the more I'm worried about you, Keezy.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Do they have their own currency or whatever? Because I've
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: only got New Zealand dollars. Do I have to get
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: something converted into the Japanese dollar?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: They have yen over there. Japanese yen.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: I have heard of the yen. Do I need a visa?
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: Visa.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't, but I.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Don't know if that's because they caught a vibe.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: You caught a virus?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry? They caught a virus? Sorry, Jason.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: A vibe.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: It's like a virus.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: So you don't think I need a visa? But, like, cool.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: You don't think I need a visa? You probably need.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: One, bro.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you don't speak Japanese.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll get one because at the moment I've only
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: got MasterCard. What's... What's matcha? What's matcha? Matcha. There's lots
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: of matcha over there.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you this, man. None of this BS
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: that you get over in Aotearoa, man. That's all fake.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: When you go to Japan, you get the real thing.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: You get the real matcha. I've never even heard of it. Matcha.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Because I heard like, matcha, matcha, man.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: If I tried to explain matcha to you, Keezy, man.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Right. Head explode. Okay.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: There's just some things that... You only pick up from
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: living there for the amount of time that I lived there.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: How long did you live there?
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: It just changes who you are.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: How long did you live there? What's that?
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: 13 days.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: So you were just on holiday over there?
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple of weeks.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: A couple of nights. Why have you changed your entire
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: name and personality then? It wasn't my idea. Hey, Pugs. Hey. Sayonara, mate. Thanks, fellas.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: In your face.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Yeah, thank you, fellas.
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