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The Hammerin Hank Show TURNS 50! · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,
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  would you be ready to start the show? What's
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  up, buddy? Yes, I would, buddy. All right, let
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  me do it. You're listening to The Hammer and
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  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. The
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  Hammer and Hank Show. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer
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  and Hank. Legend on the airwaves. What's up Hammer
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  and Hank? How you doing buddy? I'm doing good.
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  I actually want to give a shout out to my mom
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  right now. She just texted me. I sent her the
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  picture of us and she said good luck with your
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  upcoming national anthem. Cool, buddy. You're
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  welcome. Hammer and Hank, can you believe that
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  it's been 50 shows? It's been 50 episodes. How
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  crazy is that? Extremely good. How do you feel
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  about it? Excellent, buddy. Would have been Some
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  of your favorite memories. Our first podcast.
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  What was that like? What do you remember about
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  it? Our first jokes. Yeah, but I'm saying, what
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  do you remember about our first podcast? I remember
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  that it might be a long, long podcasting career
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  for me. Yes, sir. Hammer and Hank, how the hell
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  has your week been? Very good. How many times
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  have you gone to jack -in -the -box and jacked
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  off? I didn't jack off, but I went to jack -in
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  -the -box about three times. So you've been to
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  jack -in -the -box three times, but have not
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  jacked off? Nope. You're doing Lord's service
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  by not doing it. I've done it for you. We went
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  to the old sunken. You what? We went to the old
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  jack -in -the -box sunken. Do Jack, do Jack,
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  do Jack. Jack in the box. Now you're cooking,
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  Jack. I have not heard it, but I can assume it's
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  hilarious. Are you really into jingles? Yes.
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  Old radio jingles. What's your favorite radio
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  jingle? I remember that one that says, you pick
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  the hits here on clock AM. You're adorable. Any
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  other favorite jingles? K -L -O -K clock AM.
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  Were there any jingles that were either a part
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  of Wild 94 .9 or on like a commercial that you
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  liked? Abaddonald, we do it all for you. You're
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  very smart, Hank. Hammer and Hank. Thank you,
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  buddy. How is Smurfette doing? Extremely good.
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  What you guys been up to? We've been eating a
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  lot, talking a lot, watching a lot. Disney Channel.
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  I remember Fitness and Ferb. Nice. What do you
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  guys talk about? A lot of stuff. You almost said
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  shit, but you're a good boy. Cool, buddy. Hammer
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  and Hank, what is your radio memory of this week?
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  My radio memory this week? Oh, no. I cough a
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  lot. I'm battling a stupid cough right now. You
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  always are. Anyway, my radio memory this week
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  is when I started at Q102, which is a hip -hop
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  station in San Francisco, recording public service
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  announcements. I didn't know that you were at
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  Q102. Yep. You're a gangsta, dude. I was only
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  there for a year and a half, then I was like,
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  oh, because that prick. Who? Elroy Smith. Yeah,
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  he's a douchebag. He looks like a corporate moron.
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  I know. He is a moron. He let me go. He said
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  that it was because of budget cuts. But the truth
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  is, he just wanted to get rid of me. And look
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  at him now. He's some guy working somewhere,
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  but he's a douche. I have heard, Hank. Any other
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  radio memories? Yes. Sup? The day I went to Gwen
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  Stefani concert for WandaVine back in 2007. Did
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  you get to meet her? That was the last concert
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  I ever attended. Did you get to meet her? What?
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  Did you get to meet Gwen Stefani? Nope. That
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  sucks. She would be so nice to you. She's such
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  a cutie pie. Any other memories? Cutie pie. Nope.
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  That's it for this week. Hammer and Hank, if
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  I hit the music, are you ready for jokes? Yeah.
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  Let me hit the music. Hank's joke hitting like
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  a thumper from the trunk. Punch lines cracking
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  louder than a cat. No punk. Ryan Hoppy rides
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  shotgun with oak. Dropping these laughs. Crew
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  never going broke. It's a hammering Hank show.
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  Keeping it raw. Joke sharper than a blade. Cutting
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  through the saw. Every segment fire. Humor like
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  a burn. Tune in for the laughs. Watch the tables.
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  Hi, Hank. What are your jokes this week? Why
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  did I go to the gym today? Why? So I could walk
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  in, look around, and leave before I peaked too
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  early. Next. How did you know you're getting
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  older? How? When you hurt yourself sleeping.
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  Do it every night. Why did I try eating healthy
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  this week? Why? Because I forgot. Mozzarella
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  sticks. Assisted. Oh, they're so good. Mm -hmm.
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  What's the most exciting part about being an
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  adult? Why? Finding a really good parking spot.
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  Next. Why am I bad at saving money? Why are you
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  bad at saving money? Because every time I open
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  the food delivery app, it suddenly thinks I'm
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  rich. Next. What's my favorite part of the day?
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  What? Taking off my shoes and realizing I survived.
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  That's me every day. Why don't I chase women?
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  Why? Because I get out of Brett's hallway through
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  the parking lot. That was funny. What I love.
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  cancel plans so much. Why do you cancel plans
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  so much? Because staying home is undefeated.
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  Why was I excited to buy a vacuum? Why? Because
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  apparently that's what happens when you become
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  an adult. And finally, why did I go to bed early
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  and still wake up tired? Why? Because life likes
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  To keep things interesting. And that's it for
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  the jokes. Oh, Hanky, you can't hear it, but
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  you'll hear it after. Oh, we got some church
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  music going on. How the hell is church going?
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  Extremely good. Pastor Lito led a sermon last
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  week. How is that? Talks about his time in the
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  Philippines. Mm -hmm. And really... A lot of
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  verses in the Bible. What's your favorite verse
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  in the Bible? For God so loved the world that
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  he gave his only forgotten son. So whoever believes
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  in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
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  Oh, hell yeah. What else is going on in church?
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  We're wrapping up the book of James this week.
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  And my pastor John will have surgery. That's
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  good. I just got attacked. Sorry, I was not paying
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  attention. That was rude of me. Hammer and Hank,
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  I'm playing the music right now. Hammer and Hank,
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  what do you think of the NBA playoffs? NBA playoffs?
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  Oh. I know the Warriors won last night. I was
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  watching the game. Yeah, bro, I didn't. Now,
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  you're lucky. You're on the West Coast, so it's
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  earlier. I didn't get to bed until 2 .30. I was
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  watching it. Okay. Okay, dude. No, I'm saying
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  Stephen Curry and Draymond Green, who we've been
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  very critical of last night, bro. He had some
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  of the best defense I've seen him do in seven
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  years, so shout out to Draymond. Shout out to
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  Stephen Curry. Hell yeah, and Al Horford. He
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  kept hitting those threes. That's a humiliating
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  sentence tomorrow. Yeah. To secure a spot in
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  the NBA playoffs. I'm sad. I'm not going to be
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  able to watch that game because I have to go
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  to the airport at fucking 5 a .m. because my
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  mom scheduled an early morning airplane. Well,
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  that's interesting. That's not that interesting.
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  Hammer and Hank, did you watch the Hornets game?
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  Nope. Charlotte Hornets. To tie the game in,
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  Colby Wyatt hit the three and Lomelo Ball got
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  the game winner. And my family's from North Carolina.
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  I'm upside. It was the number one playing sports
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  center. It was pretty sick. Hammer and Hank,
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  what are your old TV show memories? Watching
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  the old Solid Goal TV show way back in the 1980s.
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  What was that show like? I liked the Solid Goal
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  dancers, the music performance. And my favorite
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  music performance I saw was, you know, when Al
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  Franken and Tom Davis are Saturday Night Live?
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  Mm -hmm. That period song, under my thumb. I
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  have never heard that, but it's, wait, sorry.
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  Sorry, I'm getting a text message. I'm being
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  terrible today. I am so sorry. Dude, I have to
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  get a, I have to get a cat sitter. That sucks.
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  Wait, one second. Give me a second. Wait one
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  second. Actually... No! Fuck! Actually, I have
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  someone else. I thought it was that person. My
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  bad. So, I applied to have a cat sitter, Hank.
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  And there's a website called Rover and I applied
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  for it. And I sent an invite to like six different
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  people. So there's all these random numbers because
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  they don't give you the actual number. I used
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  to app call Rover when I went on vacation to
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  Kansas. Yeah. Because my dad wouldn't let us
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  take our dogs with us. Yeah, it's great. But
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  the problem with it is the fact that You sign
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  up and you send an invite to like five people
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  and you don't know which person is which. So
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  this girl just texted me and I thought it was
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  somebody else. So that is my bad. Let's get back
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  on track. Hammer and Hank, what is your Disney
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  channel memory? My Disney channel memory is when
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  I started watching the TV show Sydney to the
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  Max. What was that like? It's about a junior
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  high girl. They didn't hurt life away. You love
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  your Disney Channel. Yep. What do you like so
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  much about Disney Channel? They have a lot of
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  family quality programming. That's good. I love
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  it. Like Phineas and Ferb, Cindy to the Max,
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  Wooly, Super Kitties. Did you like the show back
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  then? Or I mean, did you like the Buzz Lightyear
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  show when it was on? Yes. It was so good. I hate
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  that it's not on Disney Plus. That sucks. Yeah,
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  because they actually don't own it. It was made
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  by a third party. Disney doesn't claim it. So
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  absolutely riveting stuff. Hank, am I being a
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  good host today? Yes, you are. I'm trying. Hammer
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  and Hank, I feel like I'm boring you. I'm not
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  boring you, right? Nope. That's good, Hammer
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  and Hank. That's good. Now, do you have music
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  trivia? Yes. Let me hit the music for pop culture
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  trivia, all right? I know. Turn on the show with
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  Henry and Ryan. Pop trivia questions, yeah, no
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  lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's
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  flying. What do you have? Who had the top ten
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  hit record, Peaceful, Easy Feeling, way back
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  in 1972? Steely Dan. Nope. The Eagles. Up. Next.
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  That's it for music trivia. Hank, who sang the
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  song Holiday Inn, or rapped? Chingy. Yes, sir.
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  Let me think of another one. Who rapped the song
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  Get Money in 1997? I don't know. The last person
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  to be interviewed by the doghouse. Notorious.
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  Biggie Smalls. Hell yeah. Notorious. B -I -G,
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  bro. Biggie Smalls. Yes, sir. You're right. Who
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  sang the song? I got nothing else. I'm out of
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  it. Let me think. Hit him up in style in 2001.
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  Blue Camp Trout. Hell yeah. Who sang the song
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  Call Me Maybe? Carly Rae Jepsen. Who sang the
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  song Party in the USA? Miley Cyrus. Who's the
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  last person you jacked off to? Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Hell yeah! I did it to Pornhub. Heather and Hank,
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  we have a comment here. Do you have any listener
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  comments? Nope. We have one here that says, Hank.
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  You are an absolute warrior and I am proud of
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  you for continuing the fight that is known as
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  radio. So we have a fan for you. You're doing
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  a good job. You're killing it. Hammer and Hank,
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  I'm going to hit the buddy music and then I'll
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  point to you. Let me turn it up in the club.
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  All right. I know. Yo, tune in to the show. It's
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  Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
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  it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and
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  shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just having
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  some fun. Buddy of the week. Who gonna get the
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  crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut the haters
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  down. On the airwaves. We breaking the code.
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  Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right, Hank.
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  What do you have for buddy of the week? Definitely
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  Christian Boss. Who works for the disaster Roasters.
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  Hell yeah. Roasters. He's trying to get me to
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  sing the national anthem at one of the Roasters
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  games this upcoming season. And then you're singing
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  it at one. So you're already singing it at another
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  team, right? That's important. On the 28th. The
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  28th of April? Yep. Tickets on sale right now
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  at StocktonPorts .com. Good job, buddy. Any other
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  buddies of the week? That's it. Hammer and Hank,
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  this is going to be an epic one, but let me hit
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  the music. Are you ready for Prick in the News?
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  Yep. Henry on the mic, what's this? Prick in
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  the news, fools thinkin' they slick. Ryan got
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  the scoop crew ready to expose. Shots fired dodgin'
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  pigs in the petty pros. Coppers in the back,
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  hoppy with that verbal machete. Every word a
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  weapon, cameras rollin', y 'all ain't ready.
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  Keyboard warriors actin' tough behind the screen.
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  Between the lines, you get sliced like a deli
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  cheese. Prick in the news, he's a thorn in your
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  side. Explosin' all your lies, there ain't no
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  place to hide. Henry Ryan dropin' facts and truth
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  bombs. This ain't a sitcom, more like Gorilla
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  Kong. I will give you the floor. Who is your
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  prick in the news? Definitely Otis Day. Now,
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  Otis Day is a guy who's done Green Bay Radio
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  for about 30 years, and he made a parody account
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  of a rival in his market who is a female and
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  was harassing her and posting pictures of her
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  and her kid without the consent and then got
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  fired from their Kiss FM up there. What do you
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  think of that loser? That loser definitely sucks.
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  Big time. What do you think is the douchiest
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  part about the guy that looks like a thumb? He
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  looks like a thug to me. A thug? Yep. You remember
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  Bone Thugs -N -Harmony? Hit me at the crossroads,
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  crossroads, crossroads. Right? Okay. I'm rapping.
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  I'm doing Bone Thugs -N -Harmony. You do it.
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  I'll do whatever I want. Hammer and Hank, what
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  do you think of bullies like Otis Day that always
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  have to be douchebags? They suck. What do you
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  think is wrong with them? Do you think they're
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  mentally ill? Do you think they're idiots? I
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  think they're bastards. If you could tell Otis
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  Day one thing, because I'll tag him on social
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  media, describe to him how much of a douchebag
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  he is. Otis Day, you're a douchebag. You're a
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  prick. And I'm glad you're on the radio because
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  of the incident that occurred. Could you ever
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  forgive Otis Day? Or are you done with that?
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  I'm done. I have no room for bullies. It's one
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  thing to have a radio war, but when you're posting
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  other pictures of people and not even responding
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  to my videos, you're a liar, you're a failure,
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  and a coward. And you can't always trust Reddit,
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  but from what I've read, you walk around Green
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  Bay like you think you're the hottest thing on
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  Earth. You are. What's up? You know, that's right.
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  I know I'm right. I'm always right. Not at all.
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  Otis Day! Otis Day! Go to hell. Whoa. What'd
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  you get? What would your church think of Otis
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  Day? He sucks. Big time. He needs some Jeebus.
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  I mean, Jesus in his life. Otis Day. Put on a
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  hat. You look like a thumb. Hammer and Hank,
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  anything else? You know, this is our 50th episode
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  of the Hammer and Hank Show of Ron and Hoppy.
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  What do you think about that? Extremely good.
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  Here's to another 500 more episodes. Oh, jeez.
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  If we live that long. Hammer and Hank, anything
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  else on your mind? That's it. All right, Hammer
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  and Hank, let me do this real quick. Let me turn
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  on this music. I'll get the club going. Hank,
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  what did you think of our 50th show? It was extremely
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  good. What was your favorite part? The jokes.
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  The buddy of the week. What's up? The buddy of
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  the week. And calling out that loser on his day.
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  That's right. Hammer and Hank, next week, I might
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  be able to record on Wednesday. Could Wednesday
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  possibly work? That'll work just fine, buddy.
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  Okay, it's 50 -50 because I'm going to be in
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  Chicago, but if I can find time, we'll do it.
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  If not, we'll have to wait two weeks, but I'll
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  try to make it happen, okay? All right, buddy.
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  Hammer it. Yeah, sign us off. Peace in the hood.
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  And now you log off of Zoom. Bye, Hank. Peace
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  in the hood. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Mike Crackle.
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  Hammering Hank on the tackle. Autistic. Mind
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  sharper than a bone -chilling shackle Henry Oates
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  with the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot Radio
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  waves hittin' hard like a chef with a pot Farewell,
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  Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the show Legend
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  in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism
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  warrior, always runnin' the glow But all good
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  things gotta let the curtain go slow On a dial,
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  spittin' truth with his unique grind Thoughts
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  intertwined like graffiti on the line Ryan on
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  the mic, Henry's rhythm divine They the blueprint,
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  every beat they design Static in the speakers
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  where the laughter used to ride. Hank led the
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  show with that beautiful pride. Autism didn't
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  stop him, not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever
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  immortalized. Farewell, Hammer and Hank, gotta
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  close up the show. Legend in the booth where
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  the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior always
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  running the glow. But all good things gotta let
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  the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He
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  a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and Ryan Hart,
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  lightning never lost. puzzle piece crown man
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  this dude was the boss city missed the voice
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  that's the ultimate cause never lost puzzle piece
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  crown man this dude was the the ultimate cost.
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