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  Tom Hollywood, The Judy Canova Show not see you each week by the Colgate
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  The Judy Canova Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandridge, Joe Karns,
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  Ruth Perrot As Conried and Nax The Sportsman, Charles Danner's Orchestra and starring Judy
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  Canova. How about you all day? I believe it is so and the
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  best. You love me? No, I see you around? Well we
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  want you to go. Ask if you're thinking of me, and said,
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  no, I can't help one hundred dollars Where you are, how home you
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  are? Who you are alone with? Why I keep talking on the boat
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  with myself dreamed about you? Last night? You were whispering, Lord,
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  it was only a whisper. Why the angle that I can't I wonder where
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  you are and how you are and who you are alone with? Why not
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  be talking on the boat with my SLF dreams about you? Last No?
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  You were whispering, law it was only a whisper by Echo bery Bertie.
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  And well, today Judy has an appointment at Paragon Studios with two movie directors
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  who have signed her for a screen test. At the moment, we find
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  her at Monsieur Here's Duty shops getting the full treatment. Say, my Sonri,
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  how were coming along missus Kenovera, will you please stop chewing that dumb
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  double go god than't bubble gum barbies old tatoo well stopped. My nerves are
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  simply screaming today. And to say, as it is, your faith looks
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  like a three dollar a week tread with a slow leak. Oh well,
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  thank goodness, here comes Herman. I'll ask him what to do first,
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  hermon, he's mynor assistant. He's one of the smartest beauty operators in the
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  business. Oh, Herman, Herman, come here, we want your advice.
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  Now here, take a look at miss Kenova's face. Well, who's
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  that's a prettiant idea. Let me see now, a precision control hotel motion
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  wave would pluck out the curves and give a safty bufon contours with the entire
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  facial ensemble. Yeah, and while you're at it, check the gas and
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  oil too. Canova? Please? This situation is serious, don't you think
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  so? Herman? Who, well, that's what I like new ideas.
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  Yes, sir, it's can over. Please your library grive poor herman to
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  his wits end. It won't be much of a drive. Well, let's
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  you please hush. This is a dug treatment and it requires a firm and
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  steady technique. Why am I getting the beauty treatment? Appendix took outty?
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  What shall I do? Who's going to the north? Please? Temper?
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  Temper after all? All right, I'm ready Now I'll put on the mud
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  back. What for? Golly? I know people with one plack mindes,
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  but this poor fella got sidetrackened. Now fast it's stillness going over. This
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  little machine will do the trick. There we are. Now is there anything
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  you need? Yeah? A bass gee had agget it. Wonderful everything's coming
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  my way this week. So what do you mean, Judy? Well,
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  first signing from a screen test. And now on Saturdays, my programdfather is
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  Mike Sinastra. Yes, Judy, and thanks for not cooking to look for
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  you. Yeah, and I could do a lot for him. I could
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  give that part get a square meal? Why do you know that a mosquito
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  bit Frankie once and a mosquito lost blood on the deal? Read this,
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  yeah, like you know that's something about Frankie boy when they clings that microphone
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  and says in that romantical voice of his, fighting me for talking her face?
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  Reader, I've paidro What makes you look so down in the mouth?
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  Or sen you're reading? My new girlfriend had an ash it in She got
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  her head caught in a waffle iron. Oh she paid all that's terrible.
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  She ain't now. She can't use any makeup, just butter and sheery.
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  Cully's a short linker. I call her my great Biginfire State Building, Impire
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  State Buildings. See she's really built. Oh tell me what's her real name?
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  Title? Or her real name is Rose? Either the Peter Concita Manuela
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  Francisco Maria or Sullivan? Hey white a man? How did them? Sullivan
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  get in there? He made a mistake. He thought it was a conga
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  line and you read it. My girlfriend is always playing tricks on me,
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  playing track? What kind of trick tyro? Well? Last night I was
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  at her house and we were shooting on his sofa. She snuggled up with
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  he close to me, and then she turned out all the lights and said,
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  let's play postalphies. Well, what's wrong with that? By the time
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  I got back from the drug store with the stamps, she was gone,
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  oh golly, I'm late. I gotta get over to the studio and meet
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  them. Movie director's the aim eagle center is decided. The meetball to you,
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  two paid party fellers. Well, miss Gnova in the flesh yep,
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  I never go nowhere about it, dolly, as you'll find the girl you
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  guys are looking for for that movie, Well, frankly, Miss Conovera.
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  We want a girl who is tender and soft, the girl who is a
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  little bit of everything rolled into what shucks. You don't want a girl,
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  you want a leaft over meatball the Miss Gnova. The role we have in
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  mind demands a lot of experience. Yes, I want to go who's lived
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  the part? He plays the girl who has suffered? Look at my fate?
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  Can't you tell I've suffered? Yes, but don't make us suffer with
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  you. You know, if this role is going to be true to life,
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  we'll need a girl who has had a tough struggle. That's why I
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  want a girl who's had to fight to live. Well, I've had to
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  fight to live, I know, but I want to win her lost it
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  over. Before you step before the camera, we want you to be letter
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  perfect. We want to eliminate all your peculiarity. Okay, I'm willing,
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  miss Conover. Have you any little idiosyncrasies that we don't know about? Shucks?
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  No, I ain't even married. Well, how about your talents?
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  Do you have any special talents? Oh? Yeah, I want doctor lessons
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  in ballet dancing. Is ballet dancing helpful? Oh? Sure? I learned
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  to jump up and do a split. One time I jumped out to do
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  a split. I got down, all right. The one that tried to
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  get up again, I couldn't get out of it. Well, what happened?
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  For three weeks? I walked around like I've gone over high hurdles.
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  Didn't When I got back down the normal way and walked and the doctor dizzy,
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  It fell flat on my face. Yeah, that was strange. Did
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  you finally recover your equilibrium? Shut? Nobody told me it was uncovered,
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  And miss Canova, we'll be compelled to send our dramatic coach over to your
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  house. Why you have no finis no sub affair. No word a club.
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  Yeah, he cried, you mean chalking e car. I can't eat
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  them to make me fat. I don't want as Kanova. He means you
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  need some polish. Why about Johnson's Go Coke or no Miss Canova? Yeah,
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  it's Canova. You may not be the biggest city in the world,
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  but you're right next to one. Wow, don't worry if I'm crying,
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  you do mar Can move away? Silberside Silverside Lodbro sud Provider does. It's
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  Size super Sis flat per sas the wider. Now back to Judy Canova and
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  her own unusual interpretation of I ain't got nobody. Now there's a saying that's
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  been going around, and I begin to think it's truth. It's all hard
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  nothing us when that somebody don't care about you? Now, I w I
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  had a loving man that we said in all this time, but now one
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  sad enough on me that man's son and turned me down. A got nor
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  wory and nobody case about me? Kesy oh lord, I'm so said no
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  harder wooly want somebody come and take a chance with me? Pig why thank
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  me that songbody? All that time us on the felon sweet seven mins,
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  ain't got no her lody and nobody kiss off me be wearing were sister,
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  I I yeah, john't live in Judy before I alarm me and my boyfriends
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  palm run after you see you in the movies. Yeah that's right, Geranium,
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  Yeah that's firing them in, Judy, you know me and palm Row
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  I like to go to the movies and pitch woo in the last roar of
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  the balconies, Uk, Jay, don't I bother the people next to you?
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  Don't they wanna enjoy the picture? Why in the last row on the
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  balcony, who's looking at the picture? Tell me y'all, wh what kind
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  of pictures do you like? The back garandium. Well, the pictures I
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  wanna see the most is that one about the Los Angeles driver who stops for
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  pedestrian? Wow? What ticketure is that mails on Thundy four Street? Hey
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  you know this, Jude. Every time my brother moves that cost me a
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  dollar a half doll and a half. I'll come ticket THRONI seventy five cent,
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  I know, but I have to buy two seats. Well she right
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  here, she say if you were a kid, you could get into half
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  sight. But you're an adult now, Yeah, honey, that's riding ad
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  does That's a person who stops growing as both ends and stops growing in the
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  middle. Oh, Judy, Judy, the dramatic coach who's going to help
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  you with your screen test is here to see you. Thanks that Aggie,
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  Oh honey, profession readings fath you will, I am Ronald probably gonna take
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  the city and so direct addiction coach as something your I con car o,
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  sir and gentlemen, I find breeding. I'm at your surrey is my if
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  you be already yes, if yous tell I mean a pupil is please you
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  make a joke now you make run. We could use one right about here.
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  This can over let us dispense with levity. It is the script.
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  Begin to read your posty okay, all right, large, reginal I love
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  you. I love you. Stay down long shot road leading to farm birds
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  Twitter, sweet sweet, this cano up. That is not what you say.
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  That is what you do. Eliminate the last part. What part your
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  tweet? Your tweet? You kind of tweet yourself, sir seed, Miss
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  Canova, we have guesses coming tonight. What are we having for dinner?
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  Father Heaven? We take the soul and the bones. Miss Canova, we'll
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  just try this other scene together. Huh. You play the part of a
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  well educators extremely intelligent girl. I do. It's your only acting, of
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  course. Now I play the part of your mother. What do I call
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  you? Mother? Okay? I said, eh, mother. You need
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  a shade. Oh shufs, I can't call you mother? Wh't iring called
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  my mother? Let's just get this Henny things second? Right now? What
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  did your father called here? My gude? Joey thanks her when the back
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  was turned this colonba, would you mind if by term the electric file on
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  my head? Why far? I wanted to row right? Job? Where
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  you read line? You sound like a girl who was born on a farm.
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  Well, I was going on a farm back in Taxis Junction extra junction?
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  Yeah, yeah, an they Joe? Why was a swell place to?
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  Something was always gone on back there? Why? I remember one day
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  Mam was saying the par she walks on the German. She's that Josey said,
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  get up, Paul, get up, you lazy credit woo nong gosh,
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  Ma, come on, Paul, get up. You been a setting
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  in that chair for three days now, just a rocking in the rocket.
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  No, but that's better than doing nothing. Ma. We ain't had no
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  eggs for breakfast lately. Ain't that new hen laying? Or show? Paul
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  lat Hen's going to lay for a long time? I don know'em ma,
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  she's lade Yeah, ain't this vega trouble stew Paul. Waw, mam,
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  there's something in the stool, Paul. You should not to keep looking
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  it. What's on your plate or what's on my plate? Keeps looking at
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  me? Aw? Look mar it's a grasshopper. Who he's got that big
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  eye open looking right at me? Or I'll tare him down home? All
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  that's hunder Paul. Yeah, comes Judy's dumb boyfriend, Lucy your partner again?
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  How dayl oh? So? Did you now I tall our person about?
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  Oh? Down, Pa, par a stick of dynamite is mocking brought
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  out? At What was he doing with a stick of dynamite in his mouth?
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  Wow? He thought it was a tutsio. Okay, I'm glad you
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  come over here. We've been wanting to talk to you and you used to
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  part our Judy. Yeah, lookie, what do you do for a living?
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  Whoa? I just keep breathing in and out. Look again, you've
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  sure made a mess of your life. Mess. So if you think this
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  was a mess, where did you see what I got lined up for the
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  future? Boy? Well, if you folks excuse me, I'm going in
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  and caught that duty boy doing old don'ties. I can't do lor, I
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  don't do pH While she was asleep and the health inspector was here, he
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  said, this house ain't fitting for page to live in, m Ma.
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  If we can stand at the pigskin too? Yeah, and the health inspect
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  he says that Judy's got to be vaccinated. Paul, he says he can
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  vaccinate her. Why it won't show? Or where you gonna have a vaccinator?
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  The you figure back of the wood shed, be a good player,
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  all dom h Mark? Where's Willie? The teacher send him home from school
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  with a note? She said, well they don't smell good, and so
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  all with horror note what'd you say? Mar Ah fast their teacher? Don't
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  smile? Willie learning had time to do the chores, hal all elk and
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  gold and who the cars? And that? Mister Farthingham gives you an idea
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  of what my life was like before the movies came after me, grief,
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  Miss Canova, what do you think of it? A Miss Kenova? I
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  never would have worked with you on this motion picture of scripts had I known
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  Canova and the Sportsman singing the beautiful ballad, Just an old love of mine,
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  You're so love began with dinner and wine. I thought everything with these
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  thoughts, but not the man. All love Man, your sun began with
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  the sweetest love talk, and I'm carrying memories for long for the sun.
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  What may I nothing love can I go to remember? But I all the
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  pleeing I try to beat your let o thing. You will see things my
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  way letter, I can all know. Hello guy, my Judy will be
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  in the world. This is Judy Canova from Hollywood, singing good easy,
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