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I Don’t Identify as Rich (Southern Charm Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Two teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge. Hi, guys,
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of to Teese and a Pod
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  Speaker 1: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
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  Speaker 2: And Tamad Judge coming to you with my beaver Lake.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it says beaver Lake hat?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm coming to you with a weird angle because
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: my computer stopped working. So now I'm on the iPad
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like why.
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  Speaker 2: I thought this was appropriate?
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  Speaker 3: Because beaver Lake is in Arkansas. Is not close to
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  Speaker 3: where Southern Charm is to Charleston.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that close?
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  Speaker 4: I do not think so.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Now I saw South Carolina. I figure they're all in
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  Speaker 3: the same area over there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, right now, we're recapping Southern Term season ten, episode two.
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  Speaker 1: It starts off, you know, Ship's taking a little shower
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  Speaker 1: and then he's spacetiming his twenty six year old girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: And I wanted to fix his hair so bad because
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  Speaker 3: it was wet. I'm like, no, no, and there she
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  Speaker 3: is all cute. First thing I thought was how old
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  Speaker 3: is she? And of course the producers let us know
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  Speaker 3: she's only twenty six years old and he's forty four.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and he also kind of seemed nervous talking to her,
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  Speaker 1: like he's still trying to end that like winning her overstage.
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  Speaker 4: But he doesn't fail to.
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  Speaker 1: Mention that she is the former Miss Bahamas and apparently
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  Speaker 1: she's a lot of things that Taylor isn't.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, he was really shaming Taylor too in her new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't like that at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking, does Sienna choosing to date Shep?
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  Speaker 4: Mean, like, are we going to do a show in
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  Speaker 4: the Bahamas? Like, what, Sienna? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Sheff, we love you, but I think Sienna
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  Speaker 3: wants to be on TV. I'm just putting that out there.
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  Speaker 3: Looks so in love, like a little puppy dog. And
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  Speaker 3: then he's acting just a little desperado like when can.
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  Speaker 2: I see you?
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to come see you.
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  Speaker 3: When I just go say, wait, wait, win win win win,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to go and see you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then we get to Taylor and Gaston are playing pick
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  Speaker 1: a ball and thirty miles per hour wind. Taylor says
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  Speaker 1: her seventh month relationship with Gaston is night and day
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  Speaker 1: difference from her two year relationship with Shep. And then
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  Speaker 1: they you know, they give us a flashback to twenty
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: twenty one where her and Shepper are playing a game
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  Speaker 1: and he calls hering idiot.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to punch him when I saw that, I'm like, really, Shep,
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  Speaker 3: and then Ry wanted to punch him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then right after we get you know, him calling
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  Speaker 1: her idiot, then Shep says, and it's confessional or talking
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  Speaker 1: head that he is certain that her parents and grandparents
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  Speaker 1: and everybody wants them to be together.
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  Speaker 3: I think she responded to that on Instagram. I can't
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  Speaker 3: remember what it was, but oh yeah, she did, like,
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: what a joke?
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Right now? Nobody wants that.
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  Speaker 3: I think that Taylor and Gaston are super cute together
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  Speaker 3: and they know how to play pick a ball.
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  Speaker 2: I really like him. I feel like he has really
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  Speaker 2: good energy.
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  Speaker 4: And I think he really liked her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but her comment that she made on Instagram was
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pop off here for a second publicly.
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  Speaker 1: Let me shout it out from the mountaintops that both
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  Speaker 1: my parents, my grandparents, and yes even my recently late
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  Speaker 1: grandfather all couldn't be happier that I've moved on and
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I'm been a much better, happier and healthier relationship. So
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  Speaker 1: this comment sends me, what planet do you live on, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he lives on his own planet, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean because Chef's relationship has quite the age gap.
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  Speaker 1: It's eighteen years, I know, and Taylor and Gaston are
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: two years years apart.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't really like the way that Shep was
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  Speaker 3: talking about Gaston and saying like he looked like a
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  Speaker 3: what was it a serial killer or.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that, A villain, a villain And I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Really, dude, I think he's a good looking guy. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I just didn't like it. It made me
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  Speaker 3: think like he still had a thing for Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: I think so too, And I think he's probably jealous,
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  Speaker 4: and I think he's probably not feeling one hundred percent confident.
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  Speaker 1: In his relationship with Sanna. It's like projecting his insecurities.
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  Speaker 1: But I do want to know, like, Taylor, can you
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  Speaker 1: show us your group chat with your family, like and
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  Speaker 1: type in Shep and show us what comes up?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my god, we really need to know. Here's another
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  Speaker 2: guy that made me want to punch him in.
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  Speaker 4: The face multiple time.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I identify as rich.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're at Janek's rental property the ends. He says
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  Speaker 1: it's the largest Airbnb property in downtown Charleston.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't, Oh, he doesn't. I thought he said he
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  Speaker 3: did identify as rich.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't identify as rich. But he's well off with
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  Speaker 4: his eight other Airbnb property.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's doing well if he's got eight properties.
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  Speaker 1: JT's mom and sister are both painters, so he commissioned
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  Speaker 1: a piece from them that represents.
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  Speaker 4: The Charleston marsh.
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  Speaker 1: His mom and sister can't believe that they he handed
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  Speaker 1: Miss Patricia Kane. They recommend he writes an apology letter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, send a carrier Pridge and do whatever you
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  Speaker 1: do anything.
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  Speaker 3: But this guy has zero awareness, like self awareness. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: get off your ass, go to your desk and start
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  Speaker 3: writing that apology letter to Miss Patricia.
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  Speaker 4: Now also write one day.
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  Speaker 3: You know he's going to that up. He go that up,
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  Speaker 3: that letter up so bad. I don't think he even
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  Speaker 3: this guy is.
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  Speaker 4: But know what's weird is that, like when you watch
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  Speaker 4: his mom and sister, they seem like regular.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Well that's why I was thinking.
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  Speaker 3: When I watch it, I'm like, I'd rather have his
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: mom and his sister on the show than him does
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  Speaker 3: someone like him that's so annoying good for the show
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  Speaker 3: or is it too much?
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  Speaker 1: Like just go well, I think that's what we're That's
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  Speaker 1: what we saw last week with Shep and Pray at
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  Speaker 1: that golf place with him.
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  Speaker 4: You can tell they didn't even want to listen to him.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, why are you guys making us film with him?
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  Speaker 2: He's super annoying and that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Like, he's so annoying, and I think the writing's on
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  Speaker 1: the wall because you piss off, Like we have to
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: remember Whitney and Miss Patricia are a part of the
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  Speaker 1: people that started this show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and by the way, Whitney can piss them off, I'm.
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: Just going to piss off the whole cast by now
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  Speaker 3: that Whitney gives me the creeps.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: Oh when he said that to Molly, we'll get into that.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, but he's just overall his red lips and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Any man with bright red lips freaks me up.
• 6:53
  Speaker 4: No who he kind of reminds me the bright red
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  Speaker 4: lips laughing.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: But remember like in the like late nineties or early
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: two thousand, when like all the guys would do their
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: hair like super straight. Like I feel like Ashley Simpson's
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  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend had it like it was like his name
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  Speaker 1: was Ryan Cabrera.
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  Speaker 4: He also dated Audrina Partridge.
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  Speaker 2: How do you remember that? Because like that.
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: Kind of shit I can't forget. But then we get
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: Mollie getting ready for her rehearsal.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: She plays the miniature tuba.
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  Speaker 4: I like Mollie's story. I like Mollie I do.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we find out a little bit more about Molly.
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  Speaker 3: She's adopted by two attorneys and plays a trombone.
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  Speaker 2: Or the euphonium. I've never even heard of it, but
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  Speaker 2: it's a trombone.
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  Speaker 3: And she moved back in with her parents to be
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: home with them or aka.
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  Speaker 2: To be on a reality TV show.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah now, I mean this is her second reality show.
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  Speaker 1: She was also in America's Next Top Model. We see
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  Speaker 1: some old things, but she's gonna need to give us
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: a little more than thinking Craig is hot and playing
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  Speaker 1: the mini tuba.
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  Speaker 4: But I do. They're building her store, I know.
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: But I just I'm so afraid she's gonna start dating Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: If she starts dating Whitney after what we just saw,
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  Speaker 1: I ough.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, in the flashbacks of Whitney, I'm like, who is
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: that I'm seriously going to go start at season one.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I'll do today. When I'm laying in bed.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Over at Madison's house, Brett mentions that he needs as
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: he a specialist. We learned that he was diagnosed with
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: thyroid cancer toward the end of last year.
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  Speaker 2: The cancer is gone.
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: But now he's having complications. Madison's very emotional interconfessional, saying
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  Speaker 3: they can't catch a break. Anything triggers her at this point,
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  Speaker 3: especially the topic of having kids. This broke my heart,
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  Speaker 3: Like there's such a cute family and it's like she
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: found her happiness and he's so young. Thyroid cancer that
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: I never did. Was it talked about in the press
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: when they were when he was going through it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean then she's even having
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  Speaker 1: to talk about how they're putting having another kid on
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  Speaker 1: hold because of it, and you see what a good
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: stepdad he is to her son, and like you know,
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you see scenes with kids, it feels totally fake,
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  Speaker 1: like we've never done this before. Yeah, this felt completely
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  Speaker 1: natural to me.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: Well, little Hudson's so cute and saying yes, ma'am to
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  Speaker 2: his mom. I just, oh my god, it has melted
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  Speaker 2: my heart. But I'm like, I.
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: Hope it's okay. That is just you could see that
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  Speaker 3: he was uncomfortable.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: He was like, eh, like clear in his throat, like me,
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  Speaker 2: but just so sad.
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  Speaker 1: No, but I love I love them as a couple,
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  Speaker 1: and I love that she can show that softer side
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  Speaker 1: of herself and then go into a scene with the
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: other people and.
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  Speaker 3: Be like on it like she's I love Madison like
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  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her, obsessed.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Then JG Shep and Craig are at the golf simulator together.
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: JT is a hinge at this point.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, JT, thinking that Madison is you know,
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  Speaker 3: Madison Brett is threatened by you, come.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: On, and that uh he wore his outfit last year
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  Speaker 1: and it was posted on social media.
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: And then you know, even Craig.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Loves a good conspiracy theory, even though he thinks conspiracy
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: theory is a derogatory term.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: But JT is making zero sense and anything that he's saying, I.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Mean, even I mean, I know, and even him saying
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: that Madison and Austin were polka dots to the Carolina Cup,
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: like there's something weird about that.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: So did Julia Roberts, so Julia Roberts better.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Also if you were if they did the flashback, She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it was on the invitation.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: And also who can't say shit?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Like everybody knows when you go to a horse race,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to dress like that. I know, whether it's
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: polka dots are a little freak? What is on with
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: little Ralph Laurence little bears? Like that's what it is,
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: it's Preppias ship.
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  Speaker 2: I mean JT just loves to gossip like a little girl.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Well then he can't. I mean, little girls don't even gossip.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Like that, okay, little bit.
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: Then JT won't stop talking about Leva, alleging that Austin
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: was dating other girls.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Where is Leva he was on this episode?
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Was she?
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: No? That's so they you know, because we don't have Leva.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: He's hoping, I think later in the episode, to get
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: to Benita on his side, but she's not. But Craig,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: I love the threatening to end the friendship if JG
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't stop talking about it, I'm like, he's not threatening
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  Speaker 1: to end the friendship. He's threatening to end you on
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: He's got your friend.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Do we really have to see JT? All season long.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: I know he quits that really.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, we see him.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Oh lovely they write.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: I bet you anything, they're going to write him out
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: of most of it because the fact they have no
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: confessionals and things like that.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: No, they have eight confessionals. That's enough to annoy us
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  Speaker 1: and drive us crazy. Good.
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  Speaker 4: But like Jk's conspiracy theories are like you know when
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: you put tinfoil into a microwave, what happens? Yes, that's
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: what it feels like to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait for Madison to light his ass
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: up about this.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Brett being jealous.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna be good.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Then Austin and Craig are hot tubbing at Craig's South.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I love him just you know, dudes go hot tubbing.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Craig tells Austin all about the JT drama. Austin calls
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: it a miserable little.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Rap that sums it up. But you know, Craig's got
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: a sweet little setup in his backyard. I will say
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: that it came out really nice. But how many?
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Why was he barbecuing thirty hot dogs for the two
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: of them?
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: I don't actually, No.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: They're gonna have a hot dog eating contest.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Then we get to Vanita visiting JT at his new apartment.
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  Speaker 4: She has no voice.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: She clearly doesn't want to be here, but don't worry,
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: she uses their voice because she's COVID.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: She's got the bit because JK and nois her so
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: much she can't even keep her mouth shut about it.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: She's like, listen, oh my god, now he's bitch into Bevanita,
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: like seriously.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: But he's also talking to himself like nobody's even asking
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: him a question back, and he just continues on, I.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Don't let me ask you a question.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Do you think that Brett thinks that JT has any
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: chance with Madison?
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: No?
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: I mean it's so laughable.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, Brett would have to be the most insecure
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: guy that I've ever seen on TV one.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Brett and Madison seem very good, very stable. Yes, Brett's handsome,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: has a good job, he's loving with her son. I
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: don't think she's like, yes, let me make a joke
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: and put on the striped shirt, and that means that
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: we had some kind of situation together.
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  Speaker 4: But Vanita doesn't think so either.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Vanita's like, no, no, so now ayah, bro.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: Chev, Craig and Vanita all saying, like dude, and.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Then Patricia doesn't like him and Madison doesn't like him,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: It's it's time to exit.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Then we get to Patricia hosting her annual Easter brunch.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I would have loved to go on to that party.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Do you think that would have been fun?
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: I would like to go to that party too.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I want to have an Easter brunch.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: But hold on, here's where Craig makes a.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Baby miss step, just a little lie.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Do you think it was a.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Lie, like like his lie that he graduated from law school.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Well, now, I'm like, damn, Craig, I thought you're looking
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: really hot in this episode.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, kind of like a blow up from last season.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: He was all looking with his white shirt halfway open,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: these ten his sunglasses on, and I'm like, oh my god,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: you're a known liar. I think the page has really
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: changed him and till he lied about this.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think he was just pissed.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And you know sometimes when you're pissed, you may add
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: sauce to the tacos.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Craig.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Basically what we're talking about is Craig tells everyone that
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: JT called Patricia a bitch while they're indoor golfing. Now
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: they rolled the tape back and they're like, no audio found.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: It never happened, No audio found, which is pretty funny.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: The brunch begins with Shep's toast to Jesus. Jesus was
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: a guy trying to do nice things. We're like, yay, Shap,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: that is so good.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: But then he like throws out names he's heard before.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I know, but I would say if JT is going
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: to die, he's going to die by flogging by.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Canes for sure.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, miss Patricia's not happy with him. Nobody else
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: is happy with him. Everybody hide the canes might be
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: the way he exits.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think the bitch thing is going to come
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: out that Craig made that? I mean, I was impressed
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: that Shep remembered that he didn't actually call her a bitch.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Well maybe it was off camera or something. I don't know. Well,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we're going to find out.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Because Shep says he doesn't remember this, and then the
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: production going, oh what are you found?
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  Speaker 4: I know I love that with like the old school,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: like Rainbow.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Rainbow's Yeah, then we get lots of flashbacks to work.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Craig has been the truth. Craig continues to spill everything
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: said that day. Madison Patricia decided they can team up
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: and teach him a lesson, and then Mollie and Whitney
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: were placed together strategically.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Whitney's odd to me, like I feel like
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: we're going to see him on America's Most Wanted one day.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Well, the fact that everybody is willing to sext and
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: send Whitney news a legend nuds.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's it makes me nauseous right now.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: It gives he's one of the producer vibes, you know.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: But if I was Mollie, I wouldn't have made a
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: cupcake sandwich. I would have taken the frosting and shoved
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: it right up Whitney's nose and then kicked him in
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the balls after saying that, you know, like you sure
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: you want to eat that? Or you shouldn't be eating
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: whatever he said. I'm like, what a dick thing to say, especially.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Because we have just heard her talking to Chap and
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: like opening up up about her issues with you know,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: like her past struggles surrounding food, and clearly it's something
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: that's all she's.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Got, thyroid issues and for somebody like me that also
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: has thyroid issues, it's it is a struggle.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: But also being a supermodel and having this or being
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a model whatever, being a model and having that requirement
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: of how you're I mean, for the record, Molly looks beautiful.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: She does, She's stunning, and but with her job and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: what those requirements that puts on her, it's that added pressure.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And then for Whitney to look at her as she
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: has a cupcake while everyone's having a cupcake and being like,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: that's the last thing that you need.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Oh oh god, And he turned it around. By I've
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: known her for years, I could say that, No, no,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: you weirdo.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You never say that to somebody who is clearly said
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: that they're uncomfortable with their weight or how they're feeling
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: like and especially if they have some sort of physical relationship.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Who gives a shit off your friends? And now you're making.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: And she's new to the show. You say that in
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: front of your mom and all your friends.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I know, I want to cry it seriously like that,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: just like to talk about to talk.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: About someone's weight is probably just as bad as giving
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: an eight year old woman a cane.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh well, at this point, Foratricia says she has given
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: up on grandkids.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: She'll just get a kit instead, so.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: He should not pro create.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I want things that bring me as much
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: joy as Craig being able to gossip about JT. Though,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: because I did enjoy just h he can't take it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: He cannot take it another second longer. But then coming up,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: we see Madison ripping JT a new one a doggy
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: parton birthday party, forss Taylor to interact with Sally, who's
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: hooked up with Sheep and Gaston, which hold.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: On lolled the door.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Not only is Taylor having to deal with being with Sianna,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: now Sally's arrived, who is hooked up with both Shep
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: and Gaston.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Oh lord, but.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course Sianna's taken.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I think at this point they've all slept with everybody
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: but miss Patricia.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I can I'd rather sleep with Miss Patricia than JT.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Oh me too. We would just lay in bed and
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: drink champagne. And yet I'd rub her feet I.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: And have people serve us things like it would be
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: great rather than JK. Even I feel bad for when
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: JT couldn't golf because he has like one hurt foot.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I'm more worried about Browin's dog bites than his broken
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: foot or whatever it was.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It was, well, we didn't get a ton of Austin
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: this episode, and we didn't we don't know the hot tub,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but I didn't actually.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: See them eating those thirty hot dogs either.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I did also love that Craig is like so sick.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: He's like as sick as you right now, and everybody
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: nobody cares. They're like, come sit right here, Yes, it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: nice and close, let's get in the hot tub, let
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: me touch the hot dog competition.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: He's so sick, and he won't even admit that he's sick.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, it's just sinuses, sinuses. I'm like, that
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: ain't sinuses, bro.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: He can't even sit there with them being like I'm.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Like, you got bronk eyedis sounds like me right now.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It was good. I'm really enjoying Southern charm.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to get some of the cast on
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: the show. I mean, we've been dogging everybody on the cast.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody wants to come on.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Well, Chef's coming on on the sick, So.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: We got I better start being uh nice, nicer, nicer.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I do like Shep.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I hear how a few times chef can take it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think Shep noses who I think. Do
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: we need Madison if we can get Madison.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Oh we tried to get Madison back in the day
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: of like Jennifer Lopez's X when she was all over
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that in the press.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: But I think she was little.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I forgot about that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: You think she went from a rod to j T.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Please, I'm gonna say no. Would you ever date Shep?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: No? Absolutely not.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Got history there, Move your ass right over to Southern
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: charm listen.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, one I've known. I know Shep's entire family.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I know his.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Sister Katie, his mom and d like. There is absolutely
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: no way if I wouldn't have dated him in the
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: ninth grade when I was into dating older guys and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I thought it was cool, and he was.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: You guys are the same age? No not, he's forty four.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: He's two grades older than me.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Well how old are you? Forty three? Yeah, he's forty four.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Well he's still two grades older than me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe you were held back.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: No, young class but no, no, no no. I love
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you Chep, but absolutely not well. Thanks guys for tuning
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: into another episode of the twats we Love recapping Southern
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Charm and it was so good.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: With more recaps soon