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Austin Powers is back!! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is huge.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Twenty-four years after Goldmember hit theaters, Dr.
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  SPEAKER_02: Evil is back!
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is so great for you because you look just like Dr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Evil when you wear your gray coat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and is that a compliment?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a great costume for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, the internet is ready to hand Verizon all of its money to get Austin Powers for Green Lit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me explain that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Michael Myers reunited with Seth Green, Roblo, and Mindy Sterling, who's been on this show.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she has.
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  SPEAKER_02: For a new Verizon commercial, uh, directed, who cares by it's directed by anyway.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: And of course, it's got a lot of the original characters now, and they're calling it the Menace Mobile.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, everyone's going nuts going, it's time.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is now time for 24 years after Goldmember.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I get some audio, please, and thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you?
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's no hassle.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm all I'm sh.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're gonna get a I'm sh I'm just shh sh shh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who's that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Shh.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is my favorite Dr.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scene.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you another story about a man named Shh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even before you start.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was a preemptive sh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is time.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is so 20 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now they just dropped the trailer for Shrek 4.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it four?
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  SPEAKER_02: Five?
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  SPEAKER_01: Twister five.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five Shrek 4?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, the next Shrek movie, which will be coming out next year, the trailer just dropped for it.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we're living this life right now, and it's time for Austin Powers to come back.
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  SPEAKER_02: And think about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're in it's a spoof off James Bond, the old 60s version.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're aways from getting a new James Bond again.
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  SPEAKER_01: So now and who doesn't love to see a Union Jack Speedow?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because that was something that my buyers.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was an era where we were quoting movies all the time, and Austin Powers was one of them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, like you would randomly.
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  SPEAKER_01: One million dollars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Still quote it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Still quote it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: When somebody asks me, um, how much money should I bring?
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  SPEAKER_01: One million dollars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or, and and can we please bring this back?
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  SPEAKER_01: I remember randomly you'd be answering something.
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  SPEAKER_01: The answer should be yes, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, hey, Scott, would you like to come to the ice cream store with me?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: At this, in this era, the Austin Powers era, I was like, yeah, baby.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've got to.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've got to bring him.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just the fun of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That and Napoleon Dynamite.
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  SPEAKER_01: I could quote Napoleon.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I need another one of those.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bring it back in a commercial.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's bring it back with like Tina, come get your ham.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to say Tina, come get your ham like all day long.
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  SPEAKER_01: I loved these two movies, and I remember at one point I was serving at this restaurant, this Italian restaurant called Book of the Beppo.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you said and quoted these movies so often that sometimes you would go up to a table and you'd be like, and you'd just say, Can I get another Dr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pepper?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, baby!
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's time.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think society could really use another Austin Powers movie right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, let me ask you a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was the perfect spot.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: You didn't get it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was waiting for you to keep going.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I in a few minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Coming up.
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  SPEAKER_02: How lazy are you without saying I'm lazy?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll prove it to you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is a good one.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I drop the remote and I have to pick it up with my toe because I don't want to bend over.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't you wish you had the damn force at that point where you were just like, I wish I could reach my hand out and it would fly into my hand.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, come on, toes, do your thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, stand by because I guarantee you there's someone listening to this show that would be like, I gotta have one.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna find out next.