Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / unalived hug - oct 16 2026
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- Chris Laker: Yesterday's episode went up really late. I recorded when I woke up, but then I had stuff to do. Whatever. Then I went to Kate Berlant's premiere of her new HBO comedy special, Parmesan. That comes out on Friday. Watch it. that's entertainment news, Kate Berlant new HBO comedy special comes out on Friday. Parmesan. I give it I forget where my star system's at. Is it forty eight? It gets all the stars. I think we're forty eight stars. It's a it's amazing. You'll love it. Watch it. Tell your friends about it. I guarantee that you'll love that special. I there's nothing to do with the guarantee I'm just guaranteeing it, but there's nothing behind the guarantee. I don't stand behind my guarantee. I stand behind it. I believe in it, but there's no restitution to be made if you come to me and say, I didn't love it. You guaranteed it. Yeah, you get nothing there. And I know you're lying to me. You're just saying that to get something out of the guarantee, but there's nothing to get. So don't even bother. You loved it. You did. don't lie to me. Come on. None of you would do that. you're good people, the audience here. Even the hate watch people. there might be a hate watcher out there. You're you're fine too. I don't mind. You leave your comments and we have a nice time. there is one guy. Maybe two. it's all about engagement. I'm not trying to upset anybody. they're not upset. they enjoy it. All are welcome. I g I guess I have no way to not welcome you to say get out of here. I can't it's a podcast. Everybody's allowed to listen. You can't restrict the listening. TikTok. They're restricting me. I got a warning over a post, me just talking about a guy getting mauled to death by a tiger, a story from the other day. Put up the clip. No problem on YouTube, no problem on Instagram, TikToks. It's you got a warning. So I gotta watch what I post on TikTok. Anything talking about news. It's like you're talking about violence. It's the news, man. The news is violence. I'm not advocating for violence. I guess there's times that I have. They got upset about another one when I was talking about kids should have guns. It's a joke, I'm gonna be careful what I post on TikTok now because I don't want to get banned. follow me there anyway at Chris Laker Comedy, Instagram at Chris Laker, YouTube at Chris Laker Comedy. But the podcast is the only place to get everything. So just listen, watch the podcast. then like the clips. you saw it already. You saw the whole podcast. Like the clips. then more people see the clips, maybe they come over to the podcast it grows. And more people are here, which is good for me. It does nothing for you other than this show keeps going. It could benefit you in that maybe I would get a new camera and I wouldn't be using my MacBook Air camera to shoot this and it'll look a little bit better. Not to do the whole spread the word thing, but I am doing that. Why am I saying not to do that? I'm doing it. The show is growing slowly. Slowly. But but it's it is growing. watch what you post on TikTok too. Don't talk about anything graphic. I'm gonna have to do TikTok cuts of stories like the the tiger mauling the guy to death. I would have to be like a big cat hugged somebody until they were unalived. I have to learn the work around words for all this. My instinct, which is always self destructive, is to say, fuck it, post whatever, ban me, motherfuckers. I don't care. And I keep doing this show where I can say whatever I want. And I'm not the say whatever I want. I'm just talking like a an adult. Not trying to be edgy even. Enough of my complainant. I'm gonna get to the news. Trump calls off live stream of Fort Hood attackers execution by firing squad. They must have found out about the terms of service on TikTok. They would get in a lot of trouble if they tried posting that on TikTok. And what good is a live stream of an execution if you can't post clips on TikTok? That's where you get the real views. So they realize yeah, you can't do that. And this shouldn't have been done to begin with. So not doing the thing you weren't supposed to do. What a statesman Donald Trump is. Today is the day he truly became president and showed he won't live stream somebody being killed. Government records reveal mechanical failures, faulty restraint bars, and broken bones at six flag theme parks. had to close down like ten or twelve rides across all the six flags after somebody died in Georgia. And now they're finding, this is really dangerous. six flags I grew up with, Great Adventure, which is in New Jersey. loved going there. People would die every once in a while though. So this isn't new, But every time there is multiple deaths in a short period, they do look into it. Is Six Flags done? This sounds like Yeah, you can't be Six Flags anymore, but they probably will be. They'll be fine. Remember the old guy commercial? The dancing old guy commercial, everybody loves that. you can't take Six Flags away from the kids. Go to support your local Six Flags. They're having a hard time. Maybe avoid anything that goes upside down or down really fast. Stick to bumper cars. or that thing that goes around really fast, but it's like on a track and it's fun. Things that are on the ground. Yeah, definitely stay on the ground, but support six flags. They need it. Future generations, if they exist, need to have six flags. Israeli firm used online ads to run vast spy operation. Researchers say they were using ads to put spyware on computers. I guess I'm an idiot. I didn't realize you could do that unless you clicked on the ad. Maybe people were clicking on the ads. Or they do the thing where, close here. And then it's really like not a close here. probably how they got them. they were directing the ads at people at the United Nations and members of NATO. How do you justify targeting ads to just the UN and members of NATO? That should be suspect right there. they also target Palestinian territories putting spyware on computers there. and Al Jazeera news. There's restrictions being put on this company now, but there'll be another one popping up. Watch out for ads, everybody. Riots erupt in Albania's capital as student join anti government movement. I don't know what this is about, but anti-government movement sounds good. It would be nice if we had more of an anti-government movement. Not a lot of movement right now. myself included. I'm not pointing fingers here, it'd be nice if there was movement. I can't start the movement. I'm not a movement starting person. don't have that much charisma. Police seize robot that gropes sixteen year old girl investigate whether young men were at the controls. this is in Germany, but there's groping robots. Any robot that's got arms can grope. It's who's in control be fair to the robots. It's not their fault. We live in a sick world. I wouldn't trust a robot to begin with, but now really keep an eye on them. exclusive Ukraine runs out of Patriot interceptor missiles as Zelensky and Trump clash over war. Trump is trying to blame Ukraine for rising diesel prices when it's the Iran war. And he also loves Putin. Doesn't matter why there's conspiracy theories about blackmail. He's doing this bullshit. It's disgusting. Ex-fiance of rep Nancy Mace and two others charged with sex crime, she described in house speech. was in February last year, she said that this guy that she was engaged to, he watched somebody rape a woman and took selfies and shit. It's really gross story. Nancy Mace, who is Nancy Mace, did call this out. there's finally something being done. The story is really awful, Person of interest identified in sexual assault at Frat Party near University of Chicago School says. This is another one of these fucking stories. There's so much of this in the news now. Sexual assault, sexual assault, groping robots. It's disturbing. Frats are not officially connected to the University of Chicago, so it's not a school connected institution, but the school rules still apply. this woman might have been drugged, goes into the bathroom, passes out, wakes up to a guy sexually assaulting her, some other guys standing outside the bathroom, not letting anybody else in and cheering on the guy in there. So there's other people besides this one to be like, person of interest. There should be. Other people and the fraternities like, we don't think any of those people were members of a fraternity. I don't know. there's should be other people being looked into here. And enough with the fraternities. They're done. and the sororities, the whole thing, get rid of it It's stupid. it's not the only problem, but they're awful. Anthropic to add US voting information to Claude before midterms. This is to help people vote for people who talk to Claude for everything in their life. Hey, how do I vote? then Claude can tell them Claude should say stop asking me these questions and interact with the world. It's voting. It's easy to do. You can find out. Stop asking me everything. Stop talking to me like I'm a person.