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Payton wants her HOOHAH left ALONE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Rich. What's crack-a-lackin'?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deco, Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
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  Speaker 1: what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deco, Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 1: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Wake your ass up. Rich, what's National What Day today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it is National Just Because Day. That's somebody who
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  Speaker 4: needed a day to fill, and they just put in
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  Speaker 4: just because.
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  Speaker 1: Just because. Just because. It's National... Peach Day.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know what this is, but it's National
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  Speaker 4: Pots to Creme Day.
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  Speaker 1: And here's one.
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  Speaker 4: This is one of those things that I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I'm good at. A lot of people think they are
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  Speaker 4: good at. And we should try it out amongst ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: It is World Rock, Paper, Scissors Day. A little competition.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do a round real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Amongst the crew.
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  Speaker 2: All of us right now.
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  Speaker 5: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot or just rock, paper, scissors?
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  Speaker 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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  Speaker 2: Rock, paper, scissors. Well, it goes rock, paper, scissors and
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  Speaker 2: then shoot is what?
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  Speaker 1: Shoot is when you display.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, go.
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  Speaker 1: Row on two, three, and then display whatever you're going
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  Speaker 1: to display.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, ready?
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  Speaker 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Kyle and Peyton, you're both out. You did scissors.
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  Speaker 2: We did scissors. You did scissors, so it's just Rich
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  Speaker 2: and me. Ready?
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  Speaker 5: I was shooting John Jay.
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  Speaker 2: That's a gun. It's called rock, paper, scissors. Okay, you're out. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do? I did paper.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot this is dynamite. Paper puts out dynamite. What? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you.
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  Speaker 5: Could do dynamite. Dynamite's not a thing. But I can't do,
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  Speaker 5: I can't shoot you.
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  Speaker 1: From the studio? No, that's, that's, that's. Well, dynamite and guns.
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  Speaker 5: That's the same exact concept.
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  Speaker 1: It's rock, paper, scissors.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: There's only three options, you guys. Hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton is fighting the argument. I know, I made a mistake.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were saying that was a thing.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on. Dynamite is a thing. It just wasn't part
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  Speaker 2: of this game. Normally, you bring it up. Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: So I screwed up. Because dynamite is one finger. Dynamite
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  Speaker 3: blows up rock.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: But paper puts out dynamite. And scissors cuts the wick
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  Speaker 2: off dynamite.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that the dynamite would catch the paper
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  Speaker 1: on fire. I've never heard that before.
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  Speaker 5: It was only just rock, paper, scissors.
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  Speaker 4: Challenge people in your workplace today as you go around
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  Speaker 4: and try to win and get some real money.
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  Speaker 1: I like this, though.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do rock, paper, scissors, but then everyone make up
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  Speaker 5: your own thing.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. That game name is making a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sense.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of paint, I've got to tell you, we have
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  Speaker 3: this thing, a little behind the scenes of the radio show.
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  Speaker 3: What is this document called that we all jump on?
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  Speaker 3: It's just like a Google Doc. It's a Google Doc,
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  Speaker 3: and everybody participates and kind of shares things going on
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  Speaker 3: in their life. And then we decided to bring it
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  Speaker 3: up on the air and not bring it up on
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  Speaker 3: the air. And Peyton put something on that I had
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  Speaker 3: to read three times because I didn't understand it. She said,
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  Speaker 3: as I get older.
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  Speaker 6: As I get older, I want less people to see
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  Speaker 6: my hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So when you're younger, you wanted a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: to see the hoo-ha?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I saw. I read that a whole different
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  Speaker 3: bunch of different ways. Like, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: When I was younger, I probably would let you see
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  Speaker 5: my hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 1: No, probably not. Why would you?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, when you're younger... Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 6: You're probably like sleeping around. You're doing your thing. And
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  Speaker 6: now as I'm older, I want less people to see
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  Speaker 6: my hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 1: That's because you're married now.
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  Speaker 5: Well, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, is it because you're older
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  Speaker 2: or is it because you're married?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your husband would agree. Not everybody needs to
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  Speaker 1: see the hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 2: And people seeing your hoo-ha, is that like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 2: it's Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: It's hoo-ha night. Do you guys want to come over
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  Speaker 1: and see my hoo-ha?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're getting older. Maybe not.
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  Speaker 5: No, the reason that I put that in there. I
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  Speaker 5: put that in there.
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  Speaker 6: Because it was just my birthday, and with my birthday
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  Speaker 6: comes my annual gynecologist appointment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Mine's coming up, too. Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: So as I get older, I want less people to
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  Speaker 6: see my hoo-ha. So I was really.
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  Speaker 5: Upset when I had a new nurse because I'm tired.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like every time I go and get my annual,
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  Speaker 6: there is a new nurse that is giving me my annual,
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  Speaker 6: and I don't want them to see my hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that says more about the turnover.
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  Speaker 2: But that's like a medical thing, I feel like.
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  Speaker 6: But still, why can't my doctors or my nurses just stay?
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  Speaker 6: Why does it have to be a new person every
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  Speaker 6: single time doing a deep dive in my cabin?
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  Speaker 1: Like, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Do the nurses do that or the doctor does that?
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  Speaker 5: Like, whatever the gyno doctor is.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a new doctor?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the lady that did mine last year, I got
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  Speaker 5: to my appointment.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Dr.
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  Speaker 5: Blah, blah, blah left. You're going to have Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Da, da, da.
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  Speaker 5: And I said, you said that last time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's the doctor, though.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the person that does the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Carl from the lobby.
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  Speaker 6: The doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take a look. It's a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a doctor. Like, Kyle's got the doctor that
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  Speaker 2: does it. And by the way, he's like friends with
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  Speaker 2: her husband. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: We'll go together.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird.
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  Speaker 5: Every time you go to the gyno, do you have
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  Speaker 5: the same gyno?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I have not had that issue yet.
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  Speaker 1: Like for years, right, Kyle?
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  Speaker 5: I have a new gyno, and a new gyno has
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  Speaker 5: to see my hoo-ha. And I don't want him to
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  Speaker 5: see my hoo-ha. I just want a gyno like Kyle's
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  Speaker 5: that can stick around.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then you need to find me.
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  Speaker 5: Come over to Dr. Bogue's office.
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  Speaker 1: They've been there for a while. Very few turnovers here.
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  Speaker 3: And then the guy that goes golfing with my husband
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  Speaker 3: will have seen mine and yours together.
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  Speaker 1: That's half the show.
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  Speaker 2: Not together at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Not together at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: You guys tried to get a two for one.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a weird try at Tuesday. Although, can
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  Speaker 1: we get a discount?
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 6: I had a lot of emotions at my gynecology appointment,
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  Speaker 6: for one, because I didn't want this new mystery lady
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  Speaker 6: to see my hoo-ha. And then for two, apparently I'm
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  Speaker 6: at the age where she asked me, she's like, are
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  Speaker 6: you sure you want to redo all of your birth
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  Speaker 6: control packs?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the time you start thinking about babies? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, is that the age that I'm at?
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  Speaker 5: And she was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Should probably start thinking about it. I mean, now's the time, right?
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  Speaker 2: Kyle's kind of has it. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like people are having babies way later nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got plenty of time.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you trying to, I'm down, but why are
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  Speaker 2: you trying to push it on me?
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  Speaker 3: Kyle's got a calendar appointment for her appointment. She's all
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  Speaker 3: excited and everybody, he has it written down in his house.
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  Speaker 3: He's got that big ass calendar with just one date
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  Speaker 3: on it. Not correct.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle unplugged his gyno appointment.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: He puts a little yay on there.
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  Speaker 1: She's in his hoo-ha hall of fame. No.
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  Speaker 3: Little, little star stickers on it.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, he shaves and gets all hair.
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  Speaker 1: Cut and gets all dressed up. He's very professional.
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  Speaker 4: Dr.
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  Speaker 2: Smith, you're in such a good mood today. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Unflank's coming in today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, do-do-do-do.
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  Speaker 2: It's a happy day.
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  Speaker 6: It is wild, though, that you're like as friends with
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  Speaker 6: your husband because I just don't, I don't know how
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  Speaker 6: I could talk to someone who has like seen my
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  Speaker 6: partner's regions.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: But Scott, Scott handles it very well.
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  Speaker 2: And the doctor relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hang on.
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  Speaker 6: You did.
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  Speaker 2: You did. No hoo-ha joke.
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  Speaker 1: Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha.
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  Speaker 2: On that note. On that note. Judgy and rich.