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- 0:15Speaker 1: Pushkin. Hey everybody, it's been a few months since our
- 0:21Speaker 1: last check In episode, and since then we've been hard
- 0:23Speaker 1: at work on a new season of Heavyweight. There will
- 0:26Speaker 1: be four new episodes coming out, some funny, some sad,
- 0:30Speaker 1: plus some bonus content like the check ins, which we
- 0:34Speaker 1: think you'll really enjoy. The first new episode launches next week.
- 0:39Speaker 1: But today I thought i'd share a story I made
- 0:42Speaker 1: way back in twenty fifteen for a then little known
- 0:46Speaker 1: podcast called a Reply All. These were the early days
- 0:49Speaker 1: of Gimlet, and I was in the middle of developing
- 0:53Speaker 1: what would eventually become Heavyweight, and in a lot of ways,
- 0:57Speaker 1: the story that I'm about to play for you would
- 1:00Speaker 1: form a kind of blueprint for Heavyweight. And like many
- 1:04Speaker 1: Heavyweight stories, it began with a personal obsession, a hunger
- 1:08Speaker 1: for answers, and a need to insinuate myself into the
- 1:13Speaker 1: personal lives of strangers, one stranger in particular. Without further
- 1:18Speaker 1: ado from the Gimlet media vaults, here is why is
- 1:23Speaker 1: Mason Reyes crying right after this very important message from
- 1:28Speaker 1: our sponsor. If as a child, I'd been told of
- 1:33Speaker 1: a future world where there dwelled a magical TV that
- 1:37Speaker 1: could play anything I wanted an infinite television jukebox that
- 1:41Speaker 1: I could watch all night without ever having the remote
- 1:44Speaker 1: pride from my hands. I'd say, you must be describing utopia,
- 1:51Speaker 1: and this is where I find myself. Wednesday night, two
- 1:55Speaker 1: thirty am Utopia.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Now this all time heavyweight Champnea fight.
- 1:59Speaker 3: Letty to go.
- 2:00Speaker 2: There's the bell and here's guile Abel.
- 2:02Speaker 1: There are things for my childhood that I've seen on
- 2:05Speaker 1: YouTube that I thought I'd go to my deathbed without
- 2:08Speaker 1: ever getting to revisit. Or two only undefeated everyweight champions
- 2:11Speaker 1: of the world, like the fake boxing match between Muhammad
- 2:14Speaker 1: Ali and Rocky Marciano that Special Effects Wizards put together
- 2:18Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy to determine who was the greatest fighter
- 2:21Speaker 1: of all time.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Off the Ropes again, Good Body Rally by marciall.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I often turned to it long after I should be
- 2:30Speaker 1: in bed.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Alisi the draw gasps of breath as he moved back
- 2:35Speaker 2: to the center of the ways.
- 2:36Speaker 4: There's the bell, Andy round one.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Our bookshelves are where we project our tastes, where we
- 2:42Speaker 1: announce to our dinner guests that, of course we enjoy Faulkner,
- 2:46Speaker 1: the Golden Age of comics and the essays of Montaigne.
- 2:49Speaker 1: But if our bookshelves are where we telegraph a version
- 2:52Speaker 1: of who we want to be, then our YouTube search
- 2:55Speaker 1: histories called from late hours, punching away at whiskey soaked
- 2:58Speaker 1: keyboards are what we really are, the self that is
- 3:02Speaker 1: led by desire rather than decorum.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Play will so Love God, Am Marcil, break, will break
- 3:12Speaker 2: the armory Jump.
- 3:14Speaker 1: After watching Ali and Marciano for a couple of rounds,
- 3:18Speaker 1: I think, wasn't there a song about Muhammad Ali? I'd
- 3:21Speaker 1: once heard the.
- 3:25Speaker 5: Black Superman?
- 3:27Speaker 1: And then Superman makes me think, of course, of David
- 3:30Speaker 1: Lee Roth heroically bounding around in leather spats and fishnet
- 3:34Speaker 1: bikini underwear, and so I seek out his haunting, isolated
- 3:41Speaker 1: vocal tracks that make Jump sound like an a cappella
- 3:44Speaker 1: spiritual intended to rouse the faithful to action.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Ah, might as well jump, job, might as well Job.
- 3:56Speaker 1: The clip recalls a time when Eddie Van Halen and
- 3:59Speaker 1: Valerie Bertinelli reigned as the Kim and Kanye of their day.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Eddie played guitar and Valerie starred in One Day at
- 4:06Speaker 1: a Time, a sitcom in which mustachioed, leather vested janitor
- 4:11Speaker 1: named Schneider allowed himself into her family's apartment whenever he pleased.
- 4:16Speaker 5: Very sex symbol. How you doing with the quarterback?
- 4:19Speaker 3: I hope you're not letting him score any touchdowns? You know?
- 4:22Speaker 3: I know?
- 4:23Speaker 1: Will you keep your nose out of this?
- 4:24Speaker 3: This is Julie's problem.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Even though we can see almost anything we want on YouTube,
- 4:29Speaker 1: there's something about the endless possibility that can cause anxiety,
- 4:34Speaker 1: and so we just circle back to the clips that
- 4:36Speaker 1: deliver the dopamine of childhood nostalgia. We all have that
- 4:41Speaker 1: sweet spot, and for me, it's the early seventies when
- 4:44Speaker 1: my first memories of being alive were beginning to form.
- 4:49Speaker 1: And the figure who most perfectly evokes this time the
- 4:52Speaker 1: ten letter late night search term I inevitably keep coming
- 4:55Speaker 1: back to more than any other, is Mason Reese.
- 5:00Speaker 4: People kept telling my mother, all, I look like a munchkin. Well,
- 5:04Speaker 4: this is what a munchkin looks like.
- 5:06Speaker 1: In the seventies, Mason Reese was an advert tizing phenomenon
- 5:10Speaker 1: who appeared in dozens of commercials for everything from.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Duncan Donuts, Do I Look like a Mudskin?
- 5:17Speaker 1: To Raisin Brant and the Underwood chicken spread as on
- 5:23Speaker 1: chicken spread with this adorable spoonerism that became a nineteen
- 5:28Speaker 1: seventies catchphrase, like I.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Told her mom, you posada words like having a burgish board.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Lately, I've been trying to explain masonries and I keep
- 5:39Speaker 1: coming up short on analogies. He was like the Wendy's
- 5:43Speaker 1: Where's the Beef Lady, I say, or Mikey from Life Cereal,
- 5:47Speaker 1: But it isn't quite true. While they were limited to
- 5:50Speaker 1: one product and one memorable slogan, Mason advertised everything, and
- 5:55Speaker 1: he went from being a TV commercial star to being
- 5:58Speaker 1: a star star. When he walked down the street, people
- 6:02Speaker 1: asked for locks of his signature red hair and blessings
- 6:05Speaker 1: for their babies. One mother even named her twins after him,
- 6:09Speaker 1: calling one Mason and the other Reese. When I bring
- 6:13Speaker 1: him up to my mother to see if she remembers,
- 6:15Speaker 1: she says, wasn't he the little boy who was so homely?
- 6:19Speaker 1: He was cute?
- 6:20Speaker 4: How come every writing come with you?
- 6:23Speaker 1: I wish though there was something uncanny about Masonriese because
- 6:28Speaker 1: of his precocity. He didn't quite track as a child,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and some people even thought he was a little person
- 6:34Speaker 1: dressed in children's clothing who after a day's shoot, sparked
- 6:38Speaker 1: up a stogie and poured himself a bourbon. The little
- 6:41Speaker 1: old man's sat eyed face, the prince valiant haircut, the
- 6:45Speaker 1: scrunchy voice that sounds as though spoken underwater in a
- 6:48Speaker 1: tub of buttermilk. The hair that only seemed to grow
- 6:52Speaker 1: so bright red in the seventies. Mason Reese is as
- 6:55Speaker 1: synonymous with childhood as the memory of sitting in a
- 6:58Speaker 1: wet bathing suit on the hot vinyl backseat of my
- 7:01Speaker 1: father's Pontiac while listening to an AM radio Blair American Pie.
- 7:07Speaker 1: His face is the smell of my grandmother's kitchen of
- 7:11Speaker 1: crayons comic books. Except in the past year, new Mason
- 7:20Speaker 1: rees videos began to appear things from TV I don't
- 7:25Speaker 1: recall ever having seen. It was as though my very
- 7:28Speaker 1: desire was somehow having an incantatory effect, summoning deeper cuts
- 7:33Speaker 1: from the past. Mason on afternoon talk show The Mike
- 7:39Speaker 1: Douglas Show, tap dancing to singing in the rain, introducing
- 7:44Speaker 1: Leonard Nimoy and hamming it up like an old pro.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Please join me in rocketing one of my favorites, Leonard Neimoy.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And then there's this it's just not right.
- 7:56Speaker 5: A man that old and an eight year old boy.
- 7:59Speaker 1: An ABC sitcom pilot's simply called Mason, where he plays
- 8:03Speaker 1: a friendless child genius who brings home a thirty five
- 8:06Speaker 1: year old man in safari shorts he met while wandering
- 8:10Speaker 1: the streets of New York.
- 8:12Speaker 2: For all we know he's a pervert. Oh, I don't
- 8:15Speaker 2: think Mason leans that way.
- 8:22Speaker 5: Well, you aren't even let sleep over.
- 8:24Speaker 3: What kind of a companion.
- 8:26Speaker 1: But amidst this trove of new material, I found something else.
- 8:31Speaker 2: And he's doing something I understand. It's that you especially
- 8:34Speaker 2: like a song that you especially are fond of.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:38Speaker 1: In this clip, Mason is co hosting The Mike Douglas
- 8:40Speaker 1: Show and Harry Chapin is being introduced.
- 8:43Speaker 2: You want to tell us who what what the song is?
- 8:45Speaker 3: Or do you know? I don't? I mean, you know
- 8:50Speaker 3: what it is?
- 8:50Speaker 4: No, I don't want that song.
- 8:54Speaker 3: Why Mason, you're not putting on that song?
- 9:00Speaker 2: Now he gets he's very touched by that song.
- 9:02Speaker 1: But maybe Mason, seated on his mini director's chair, just
- 9:05Speaker 1: can't take it and drops the facade of the precocious
- 9:08Speaker 1: TV broadcaster and collapses his face into his hands and weeps.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Oh you know what song it is? Well, maybe we
- 9:20Speaker 2: ought to bring you the guy with the worms back.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Come on Pale, Oh, come on over here, Come on
- 9:26Speaker 2: over here with uncle Mike. What I said, You're gonna
- 9:29Speaker 2: be all right. This song is very touching and as
- 9:32Speaker 2: you can see, and Mason's very touched by it. Is
- 9:35Speaker 2: it okay? It's called Cat's in the Cradle Harry Chapin,
- 9:44Speaker 2: This is for my kids and for Mason. Thank you.
- 9:58Speaker 5: My child arrived just the other day, came.
- 10:02Speaker 1: And as Harry Chapin sings the quintessential song of complicated
- 10:06Speaker 1: father son loves Mason cries in console and he was.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Talking for I knew it.
- 10:11Speaker 1: And as he grew, he'd say, I'm gonna be like you.
- 10:16Speaker 5: You know, I'm gonna be like you.
- 10:20Speaker 3: And the Cats in the Cradle and.
- 10:22Speaker 2: A little boy blue of the Man of the Moon
- 10:26Speaker 2: when you're coming home that I don't know. When we
- 10:30Speaker 2: get together, then this time, you know we'll have a
- 10:33Speaker 2: good time.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Then YouTube is a cultural repository, but it's full of fragments,
- 10:42Speaker 1: broken and left over, like Roman ruins. Was there something
- 10:47Speaker 1: that took place before the Harry Chapin introduction, something that
- 10:50Speaker 1: was happening just outside the frame, off stage and unseen.
- 10:55Speaker 1: There wasn't much context to be gotten from YouTube commenters either,
- 10:58Speaker 1: most of whom were just mean, saying things like what
- 11:02Speaker 1: the hell is that red haired thing?
- 11:04Speaker 3: Wow?
- 11:04Speaker 1: He was more horrifying than I even remember. I hated
- 11:08Speaker 1: this ugly tour when I was a kid, But there
- 11:12Speaker 1: was this one thing, and when I first discovered it,
- 11:14Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it was true. Looking more closely at
- 11:18Speaker 1: the user account the person uploading these new videos, I
- 11:22Speaker 1: noticed the name was Mason Reese. I now had many questions.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Why would Mason Reese upload a video of himself crying?
- 11:37Speaker 1: Myself crying as a child, should such footage exist? Would
- 11:41Speaker 1: be the kind of thing I'd probably never even show
- 11:44Speaker 1: my closest friends, let alone the whole world. Why was
- 11:47Speaker 1: Mason doing just that? And why did he post the
- 11:50Speaker 1: videos now? Forty years later? These were questions I couldn't
- 11:56Speaker 1: answer by just tweaking my search terms by adding more
- 11:59Speaker 1: tabs to the browser window. What I wanted most wasn't
- 12:03Speaker 1: to expand the frame, but to pass right through it entirely.
- 12:08Speaker 1: In short, I wanted the real world.
- 12:12Speaker 4: How long have you been.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Acting in commercials?
- 12:15Speaker 4: Well, since i'm so now I have been acting three years.
- 12:20Speaker 2: That would mean you started when you were about four.
- 12:30Speaker 1: What we were hoping to do is to actually look
- 12:32Speaker 1: at some of the clips with you.
- 12:34Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't mind doing it. Yeah, that's very interesting.
- 12:37Speaker 5: Yeah, so I've started rolling you do.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Hello.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Hello.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Mason lives in a modest, two room apartment on New
- 12:57Speaker 1: York's Upper West Side. When he greets me and my
- 13:00Speaker 1: producer Chris at the door, I'm surprised by how little
- 13:03Speaker 1: he is.
- 13:06Speaker 3: We're gonna let that go.
- 13:08Speaker 5: What are you about.
- 13:09Speaker 1: The haircut's almost the same. I don't know, the red hair,
- 13:13Speaker 1: the eyes, the expressions, it's all there. Looking at him
- 13:19Speaker 1: is intense, like seeing an old friend.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Hebe now and then by the way, you might hear
- 13:24Speaker 3: a fire Injine or something go by. Because New York.
- 13:27Speaker 3: That's New York, baby, that's exactly right, living Manhattan.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Yeah, Mason seats us in his living room, which is
- 13:33Speaker 1: a shrine to his child star. There's a photo of
- 13:36Speaker 1: him co hosting a telethon with Henry Winkler, a nineteen
- 13:39Speaker 1: seventy three Cleo Award for Best Actor in a Commercial,
- 13:43Speaker 1: and a photograph of himself jogging in Central Park with
- 13:47Speaker 1: Andy Warhol and Grace Jones and looking around like you've
- 13:53Speaker 1: got all of this, You've got all these photos of
- 13:55Speaker 1: yourself as a kid and a lot of memorabilia. In
- 13:58Speaker 1: some ways, do you feel this responsibility to that kid
- 14:03Speaker 1: in a way or like, do you feel like.
- 14:04Speaker 3: You're all of these pictures that you can see of
- 14:11Speaker 3: me with the Batmo Bill and Peter Lupis from Mission
- 14:13Speaker 3: Impossible and Leonard Nimoy and William Shatton and all this,
- 14:17Speaker 3: you know, cover of TV Guys, cover of TV Guy
- 14:19Speaker 3: in the book I published an I A seven. That's
- 14:22Speaker 3: that's That's what I have in my living room. Yeah,
- 14:25Speaker 3: in my bedroom there's not one picture. Why is that
- 14:30Speaker 3: Because that's where I'm an adult. That's you know what
- 14:34Speaker 3: I'm saying, And to me, that's very important. I'm a
- 14:37Speaker 3: fifty year old man. That's my private area. It's just
- 14:40Speaker 3: my public area. Yeah, and in private, this is not
- 14:44Speaker 3: who I am.
- 14:45Speaker 1: But is this is this here for like for us?
- 14:48Speaker 1: Or is this here for you both?
- 14:51Speaker 3: Both? Because it's a it's a great reminder to me
- 14:54Speaker 3: of what I've accomplished in my life.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Mason Reese is fifty, but he doesn't look it. He
- 15:00Speaker 1: doesn't look it in the way his Pomeranian doesn't look
- 15:03Speaker 1: his age or any age, because a Pomeranian is what
- 15:07Speaker 1: it is, and Mason Reese is Mason Reese. And the
- 15:10Speaker 1: world seeses on all those who are singular, unique, those
- 15:14Speaker 1: who are what they are, and the world celebrates them
- 15:18Speaker 1: the best it knows how, by nailing them to a crucifix,
- 15:22Speaker 1: by sticking them in front of a camera, to hawk
- 15:24Speaker 1: fried dough and canned meatspread. Mason hasn't made a commercial
- 15:29Speaker 1: since his teens, but his life seems pretty okay. In
- 15:32Speaker 1: the intervening years. He's opened a few bars and even
- 15:35Speaker 1: runs his own entertainment company, borges Moord Productions. And why
- 15:40Speaker 1: did he post the videos now forty years later? Mainly,
- 15:44Speaker 1: he explains to me because a friend of his put
- 15:46Speaker 1: together a DVD of Mason Reese's greatest hits and he
- 15:50Speaker 1: thought he might as well share it with people who
- 15:52Speaker 1: might be interested. Chris sets up a laptop on the
- 15:56Speaker 1: coffee table. What we were hoping to do is to
- 15:59Speaker 1: actually look at some of the clips with you.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind doing it. Yeah, that's very interesting. Yeah.
- 16:05Speaker 1: We start off with perhaps the greatest hit of them
- 16:07Speaker 1: all the Underwood doubled hand, I'm commercial.
- 16:09Speaker 4: Granburry sauce and red is on chicken spread, Shorty Peter
- 16:13Speaker 4: burn apple sauce on this one even made a nifty
- 16:16Speaker 4: suest tomato salad. Like I told her mom, you post
- 16:19Speaker 4: other words like having a burgish word.
- 16:23Speaker 3: So the whole borgoschword thing at the end, uh, I
- 16:27Speaker 3: mean that ended up being the money shot, as they
- 16:29Speaker 3: call it. You know, that was it? That was that
- 16:30Speaker 3: was the big one. It wasn't a mistake, it was planned,
- 16:34Speaker 3: but it was. Yeah, And I'll tell you how. So
- 16:38Speaker 3: Andy Doyle, who was the ad exac for the company,
- 16:43Speaker 3: came up to me and he said, Mason, we would
- 16:47Speaker 3: like you to mispronounce the word schmorgasport.
- 16:51Speaker 1: That's that's interesting.
- 16:53Speaker 3: And I said, well, but Andy, you know, I know
- 16:56Speaker 3: what the real word is, and I don't want America
- 16:58Speaker 3: to think that I'm not smart enough to know the
- 17:00Speaker 3: real word. So what he did was he went and
- 17:03Speaker 3: he got a yellow pan of paper and he wrote
- 17:05Speaker 3: down all these words that sounded like schmart sport and
- 17:10Speaker 3: I picked out borgosmort. So Andy looks at me, goes, Mason,
- 17:16Speaker 3: you are really incredible. You're not gonna believe this. Borgus
- 17:21Speaker 3: schmort is morgasbord in Swedish, but it's not right. Schmorgasbord
- 17:28Speaker 3: is sweeh. So he lied to me. So the bottom
- 17:31Speaker 3: line is the ad exact lied to a six and
- 17:33Speaker 3: a half year old kid, and that commercial literally launched
- 17:36Speaker 3: my career. That's what made people like Dick Havin and
- 17:40Speaker 3: Mike Douglas and all the others, uh, you know, call
- 17:43Speaker 3: me on the phone and say, hey, this kid is
- 17:45Speaker 3: something a little different, you know, and we want to
- 17:48Speaker 3: we want a piece of him.
- 17:49Speaker 1: So, yeah, let's take a look at another ad.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Duncan Dunas.
- 17:54Speaker 4: Yes, people kept telling my mother I looked like a munchkin.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that was more commercial than I actually kind
- 18:03Speaker 3: of regret doing. Why Well let's watch it, yeah, and
- 18:08Speaker 3: you'll no at the tagline, I'll tell.
- 18:11Speaker 4: You why a big bunch basket or a great big
- 18:13Speaker 4: super munch basket. Tell me do I look like a munchkin?
- 18:17Speaker 3: Oh? The only reason why I'm not particularly fond of
- 18:23Speaker 3: that commercial was the fact that the tagline was don't
- 18:27Speaker 3: tell me I looked like a munchkin? Well, what do
- 18:29Speaker 3: you think happened? Every fucking place I went, you know, oh,
- 18:34Speaker 3: that's the Munchkin For a year. That was just abuse
- 18:38Speaker 3: after abuse after abuse.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Do you want to just take a look at the
- 18:43Speaker 1: Harry chapin no.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Dot or not? Oh?
- 18:47Speaker 5: Really?
- 18:47Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I mean it was I'll tell the story
- 18:51Speaker 3: behind it, you know. For some reason, and I to
- 18:55Speaker 3: this day, I don't know what the reason is. Because
- 18:58Speaker 3: my father and I were very close, that song Cat's
- 19:01Speaker 3: in the Cradle has a really hard effect on me.
- 19:05Speaker 3: So people always say to me, oh, did you have
- 19:07Speaker 3: a strained relationship your father? Was he always away? And
- 19:11Speaker 3: the answer was no, My dad was always around. So
- 19:15Speaker 3: I never really understood why I identified with the song
- 19:18Speaker 3: other than the fact that I was a sensitive kid
- 19:21Speaker 3: and Harry was on the Mike Douglas Show. I was
- 19:25Speaker 3: the co host, and I asked him, are you gonna
- 19:29Speaker 3: be seting cats in the Cradle and he said no.
- 19:31Speaker 3: They asked me to do another one of my newer songs.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Oh okay. So I was not prepared for him to
- 19:39Speaker 3: do that, and at the age of seven, I wasn't
- 19:44Speaker 3: able to, you know, figure out what did he lie
- 19:48Speaker 3: to me? And that's what I must have been thinking,
- 19:51Speaker 3: you know, as a young kid, and I literally just
- 19:54Speaker 3: broke down and.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Fell apart because you had been lied to, or because
- 19:58Speaker 1: because I wasn't gonna.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Be yes because the song couldn't be played. But I'm
- 20:01Speaker 3: sure part of my mind was, well, why would Harry
- 20:05Speaker 3: say no? I literally just broke down into a step
- 20:10Speaker 3: and nobody understood why except me, my parents, and probably Harry.
- 20:15Speaker 3: You know, it's a ninety minute show back then, and
- 20:17Speaker 3: there was probably a good thirty minutes left in the show.
- 20:21Speaker 3: And I refused to come back. And I just went
- 20:24Speaker 3: down into the commissary, which was in the basement of
- 20:26Speaker 3: the building, and I sat there and I had a
- 20:28Speaker 3: soda or something.
- 20:30Speaker 5: And.
- 20:32Speaker 3: You know, I just refused. I didn't want to go
- 20:34Speaker 3: back anymore.
- 20:36Speaker 1: A lot of Mason's stories involved as being lied to
- 20:39Speaker 1: by adults, which is sad. But what was it about
- 20:42Speaker 1: Cats in the Cradle, in particular, a song to make
- 20:45Speaker 1: cry if anyone neglectful dads not little boys? Is it possible?
- 20:51Speaker 1: In a way, it was as though like it was
- 20:56Speaker 1: sort of like you singing the song to yourself. You're
- 20:59Speaker 1: both you're both a child and I don't have a childhood.
- 21:05Speaker 3: All of these stereotypical things that kids do and did
- 21:09Speaker 3: I didn't do. I mean I never went to a prom,
- 21:17Speaker 3: I never played sports, I never took extracurricular after school activities.
- 21:26Speaker 3: Did I sacrifice anything? I know you didn't ask that,
- 21:29Speaker 3: but that's a log But that's a logical question. Well,
- 21:34Speaker 3: I don't know, did I I don't think so. I
- 21:38Speaker 3: often tell people that when you've written an elephant in
- 21:43Speaker 3: the Barnum and Bailey circus, been an NBC correspondent for
- 21:47Speaker 3: the News, piloted the Goodyear Blimp. I wasn't in the
- 21:52Speaker 3: Goodyear blimp. I flew the Goodyear blimp. When you've gotten
- 21:57Speaker 3: to do all the things that I did, algebra is
- 22:00Speaker 3: pretty fucking boring. I'm a very unique circumstances. My mother
- 22:06Speaker 3: and father every day of my life life said I
- 22:11Speaker 3: love you to me, and every day of my life
- 22:15Speaker 3: would give me a kiss and a hug, and this
- 22:18Speaker 3: coming that they loved me. And like, my mom called
- 22:21Speaker 3: me this morning and she wanted me to I was
- 22:22Speaker 3: wondering yesterday for three hours, literally like vacuuming the floor
- 22:26Speaker 3: and cutting her toenails. You know, that's not what some
- 22:30Speaker 3: wants to do to a nine year old mother, but
- 22:32Speaker 3: I was doing it because I'm a nice boy.
- 22:35Speaker 5: I just thought, just in light of what you were saying,
- 22:38Speaker 5: if we just watched the one with your where your mother?
- 22:41Speaker 3: Sure I could watch them.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. When when did you first discover missus?
- 22:50Speaker 2: Reeve said, this young man was a bit precocious.
- 22:53Speaker 3: My mom was a good looking, broad beautiful. He was
- 22:59Speaker 3: born April eleventh, I'd say April twelveth.
- 23:04Speaker 1: He is, to say, the least, an unusual child.
- 23:08Speaker 3: How do you and he can on fabulously? Yeah?
- 23:12Speaker 5: We yell, we fight, but we love each other a lot.
- 23:16Speaker 2: I want to bring his father out. Okay, Mason, do
- 23:19Speaker 2: you want to bring your dad? Huh?
- 23:20Speaker 3: Believe?
- 23:21Speaker 4: Will Bill Reese please them?
- 23:33Speaker 2: Yeah? Tell me about his reading?
- 23:36Speaker 3: He reads it?
- 23:36Speaker 1: What level between tenth and eleventh grade?
- 23:41Speaker 3: That's incredible.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Does he attend a public school?
- 23:45Speaker 3: He attends a Montessori Method school. Why do you think
- 23:48Speaker 3: you're welling up?
- 23:50Speaker 2: Allows him to progress pretty much at his own case?
- 23:53Speaker 3: Well again, you know, I mean to some extent because
- 23:58Speaker 3: my mom and dad probably still loved each other at
- 24:00Speaker 3: this point in our lives. You know, things were a
- 24:03Speaker 3: lot simpler maybe for me. My parents had not divorced yet.
- 24:10Speaker 3: My two brothers and my sister and I were all
- 24:11Speaker 3: very close. We still all kind of lived together for
- 24:14Speaker 3: the most part. So yeah, I think that a lot
- 24:19Speaker 3: of it is uh, hearkens back to a simpler time,
- 24:25Speaker 3: more care free perhaps though even though I had a
- 24:29Speaker 3: job to do, it was still more care free because
- 24:31Speaker 3: I was a kid and a lot of responsibilities have
- 24:34Speaker 3: not been put on my head yet. You know, it's
- 24:37Speaker 3: funny my mom doesn't understand YouTube, you know. I mean,
- 24:43Speaker 3: she kind of gets it, but doesn't really fully understand it.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I showed her this clip and I jokingly said to her,
- 24:49Speaker 3: but maybe it was true. I said, that's probably the
- 24:51Speaker 3: last time you ever kissed dad. Well, and I do
- 24:59Speaker 3: love my dad.
- 25:01Speaker 1: No, God, when you're a kid, you cry because you
- 25:14Speaker 1: feel lied to, because life is unfair and you don't
- 25:17Speaker 1: understand anything. And then as an adult, you cry because
- 25:20Speaker 1: life still isn't fair, but you do understand it. You
- 25:24Speaker 1: cry because you do understand it. By nineteen seventy seven,
- 25:30Speaker 1: Mason's dad would begin spending more and more time at
- 25:33Speaker 1: the company he started, and eventually he'd convert part of
- 25:36Speaker 1: his office into a living space where he could spend nights.
- 25:40Speaker 1: In his early teens, around the time the commercial offers
- 25:44Speaker 1: started to dry up, Mason's parents would divorce, and Mason
- 25:48Speaker 1: would move into the office with his dad At eight
- 25:51Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. When employees began to show up,
- 25:54Speaker 1: Mason would sometimes still be lounging around in his T
- 25:57Speaker 1: shirt and underwear.
- 25:59Speaker 2: We're going to visit more with the Reese's following this,
- 26:01Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
- 26:07Speaker 1: At one point, while watching the videos, Mason tells me
- 26:10Speaker 1: that he realizes the commenters can be mean. Oh my god,
- 26:14Speaker 1: what a freak. He was so ugly. What kind of
- 26:18Speaker 1: talent did this kid have? He says, quoting them, I'd
- 26:21Speaker 1: be a liar if I said it didn't affect me.
- 26:25Speaker 1: When I ask him why he hasn't disabled the comments
- 26:28Speaker 1: for his videos, he seems genuinely surprised that you could
- 26:31Speaker 1: do such a thing. He pauses to consider it, but
- 26:35Speaker 1: as of today he still hasn't done it, and I
- 26:38Speaker 1: don't think he ever will. It would mean not being
- 26:40Speaker 1: able to receive any of the nice comments like this one. Hey, Mason,
- 26:45Speaker 1: thank you for these. They would not have been the
- 26:48Speaker 1: seventies without you. This episode was produced for Reply All
- 27:07Speaker 1: by me Jonathan Goldstein Will, along with Chris Neary, Tim
- 27:10Speaker 1: Howard Struthie Pennaminini, PJ Vote, and Alex Goldman. It was
- 27:14Speaker 1: edited by Alex Bloomberg, John Dolore and Bobby Lord mix
- 27:18Speaker 1: the episode. We'll be back next week with a brand
- 27:21Speaker 1: new episode of Heavyweight