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Pork Manti Te'o | Son of a Boy Dad #302 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Alright ready, yep, already. Welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is May nineteenth and we are here live from
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  Speaker 3: AGEQ three. Close.
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  Speaker 4: You sound a little congested.
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  Speaker 3: Are you okay congested?
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  Speaker 4: Did you have a cold or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little stuffy. My allergies have been crazy. I
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  Speaker 3: had a sneeze attack this morning. I think it was
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  Speaker 3: thirteen sneezes.
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  Speaker 4: In a row. I've never had something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have those sets, like most of the times
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  Speaker 3: that I sneeze.
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  Speaker 4: I love sneezing so much that that sounds good to me.
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  Speaker 4: It's not. It's too much.
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  Speaker 3: No, around three is when it becomes not fun. Just
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  Speaker 3: every sneeze you just go.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck well an, I mean, I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: talked about here. It's an eighty seventh seven orgasm. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: So you're about a seventh of the way there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't feel like it.
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  Speaker 1: Any drip, no drip out of the Is that how
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  Speaker 1: it works?
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  Speaker 3: No? But it's like if you seize thirteen times in
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  Speaker 3: a row, it's like everything comes forward and then you
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  Speaker 3: just can't breathe for like two hours. Really sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you couldn't breathe for two hours.
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  Speaker 3: No, but it's like you are you'll be congested for
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  Speaker 3: like not two hours, but like an hour easily.
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  Speaker 4: That was such good math you just did.
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  Speaker 1: Was it close? I was, yeah, yeah, thirteen times seven.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it's not that crazy. I was eighty seventh and
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  Speaker 3: it's thirteen.
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  Speaker 4: Thirteen over seventy seven how many times thirteen eighty seven
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  Speaker 4: eighty you can round?
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  Speaker 3: I would round down and then add another one.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone has their own method.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well did you say it?
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  Speaker 3: I would go ten?
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  Speaker 1: Did you say the answer?
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  Speaker 3: One ninth? And then you have thirteen thirteen, So you're
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  Speaker 3: assuming that's probably around another one.
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  Speaker 4: It's just the speed with which you had that number
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  Speaker 4: that I was so impressed by.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I just got out of bed and I did it,
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  Speaker 1: and you're just like afterwards, just being like, hey, like
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  Speaker 1: you I could have done this.
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  Speaker 3: If I if I was trying to do it, I
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  Speaker 3: would have been able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: If you have made Facebook type ship.
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  Speaker 4: I I I'm gonna let you have that. And you
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  Speaker 4: know why, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't think it's letting me have it. I'm saying I
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  Speaker 3: had it, but I'm not going to the bait.
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  Speaker 4: And that's because I have resolved to be nicer to you.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want any beef with you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want any I want everything. I want to
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  Speaker 4: just you know, honor you and your thoughts. Yeah. Why
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  Speaker 4: because the truth is is that I'm very fond of Hairball,
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  Speaker 4: and I think that our bickering has sort of started
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  Speaker 4: to push into a different territory where maybe I hit
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  Speaker 4: it often and too often, and I was worried that
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  Speaker 4: it was starting to almost get confused with with actual animosity.
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  Speaker 4: So I wrote him along text message explaining that and
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  Speaker 4: apologized for it and let him know how I actually
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  Speaker 4: felt about him. And he said, I understand, I always
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  Speaker 4: know how you feel about me. Don't worry. We're good.
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  Speaker 1: But what the text? I read it, I think, I replied,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, it's not a big deal,
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  Speaker 1: just thumbs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see, we don't have to read the whole text. Man,
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  Speaker 3: we don't have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that long, Well, it'll it'll take it'll take a minute.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not that long. You know what. I think
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  Speaker 4: You're right. I think we'll keep that one to ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: But that was the gist of it.
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  Speaker 1: See. I don't have any problem ever with given Harry
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  Speaker 1: a hard time, or with giving you a hard time,
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  Speaker 1: because I know that from the beginning of your time
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  Speaker 1: in barstool, a lot of people automatically discounted you and
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  Speaker 1: your opinion because you were younger. Yeah, and I know
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  Speaker 1: that I never did that. I always treated you as
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  Speaker 1: my fucking equal that we were on the same plane,
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  Speaker 1: and so I have no problem giving it to you
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  Speaker 1: or taken it from you exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I think that hair Ball and I can can also
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  Speaker 4: do that because behind the scenes we are major confidants
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  Speaker 4: of each other about comedy. Anytime he has a comedy
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  Speaker 4: issue or I have something that I want to ask
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  Speaker 4: his opinion on, we we correspond. Now, I will say
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  Speaker 4: that when he calls me for a question, I pick up.
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  Speaker 4: When I call him with a question, it can be days,
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  Speaker 4: sometimes weeks. Oftentimes I'll call him, he won't pick up,
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  Speaker 4: and he'll text me and say what's the issue or
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  Speaker 4: what's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just say what's up, because I well, phone calls
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  Speaker 3: can be a lot, you know, especially when you're busy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm not going to let the pulse rise.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to do your part to throwing some
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  Speaker 1: dirt on the hatchet or are you just gonna let
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  Speaker 1: Francis do all the work with burying that hat.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any hatchets.
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  Speaker 1: Because you bury them all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're buried.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any problems either.
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  Speaker 1: So are you like resolving to be on better terge
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  Speaker 1: with Francis as well or is he one?
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  Speaker 3: We were on great terms. I never really thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: We are the way and it comes here.
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  Speaker 4: That's very much.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: It's very similar to our how we schedule the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Just meet him at his house. Have you been to
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  Speaker 1: For's new apartment?
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Will you ever go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure I'll go eventually. I haven't been out
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  Speaker 3: that way at all recently.
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  Speaker 1: You should come and check out that boat boat.
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  Speaker 4: The pieces of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Brooklyn boat, you know, sh it was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy and it's one of those things. Did you see
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  Speaker 4: the video where it was the most recent one I
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  Speaker 4: saw where they actually showed the guys dang.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, from the one with the girls taking
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  Speaker 3: a like taking a.
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  Speaker 4: Photo of the boat going there there? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I felt bad for Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: Mexico did not look good.
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  Speaker 1: I felt so bad for him because they were so
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  Speaker 1: pride for they were pomped. I went and visited that
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  Speaker 1: boat two days beforehand, because I could see it across
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  Speaker 1: the way, and I took the ferry over there with
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  Speaker 1: my wife and children, and we fucking gazed upon this
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  Speaker 1: boat and throngs of Mexicans from Guadalajara and Puebla were
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  Speaker 1: they're fucking taking pictures, just basketting in the shadow of
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  Speaker 1: this grand vessel. So proud of what it meant because
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  Speaker 1: it was a practice run, because next year, at the
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, that boat was scheduled to
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  Speaker 1: float down the river as this centerpiece of I think
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  Speaker 1: a floatilla. I think of an entire floatia and it crashed.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, they're just going to accept the
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  Speaker 3: like except make it smaller.
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  Speaker 1: They're just gonna roll the l. They're gonna take a l.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna sound like a why.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it was like I was watching
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  Speaker 3: a video of like the of like from the sky view,
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  Speaker 3: and I think, like, if you watch where it hit
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  Speaker 3: and where the dudes were standing, I think some dudes
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  Speaker 3: might have jumped from the top onto the bridge.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Swear to God, think, dude, where the guys are and
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  Speaker 3: where the boat hit. There were dudes that would have
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  Speaker 3: fallen into the bridge, like landed in front of your
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  Speaker 3: car on the highway.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it was under the bridge.
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  Speaker 3: There was dudes really fucking high up.
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  Speaker 4: Well then that is interesting because that makes me think
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  Speaker 4: that if they had fallen off of their perches on
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  Speaker 4: the mask well, then they would have died because people.
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  Speaker 3: Harnessed in.
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  Speaker 4: Right's by the way, before we can what is the
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  Speaker 4: word for two words that are smushed into one?
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  Speaker 1: Can't contraction? I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No, fuck, I'll look it up, because I was to say,
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  Speaker 4: there's a good word for it. And when you said flotilla,
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  Speaker 4: I wondered if that was a contraction of flower tortilla,
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  Speaker 4: because that's a major ingredient in their diet.
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  Speaker 6: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, is a combination of port.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the side on which they towed the bodies
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  Speaker 4: in the man Man. But I'm told port side.
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  Speaker 1: John just absolutely, But yeah, I guess to the two
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  Speaker 1: bros that died.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah, but so the well, because
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  Speaker 3: so the boat was never supposed to go through the bridge.
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  Speaker 3: Probably that's what I was getting at it.
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  Speaker 4: But it did have that tug right next to it,
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  Speaker 4: and one wonders why the tug didn't nudge it back
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  Speaker 4: on they were trying.
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  Speaker 3: I think that there was a boat that was trying
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  Speaker 3: to move it, because I think the Mexican boat lost
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  Speaker 3: power or some ship.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's always that way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's actually the same exact thing that happens
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  Speaker 3: to the bigger boat in Baltimore that got crashed into
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  Speaker 3: the right right and terrible time to lose power.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah what. I drive over that Brooklyn Bridge a lot,
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  Speaker 4: and I'll tell you what. If I'm driving across that
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  Speaker 4: and I see a bunch of Mexican sailors spill out
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  Speaker 4: onto the road in front of me, I'm not sure
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  Speaker 4: what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: You're like these fucking mugarets. It was pretty solid, It
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  Speaker 1: was pretty did they come from it would be pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Surprised at how well people handled it on the bridge.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if there was actually people at the top.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of fucking around, But the video that
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  Speaker 3: I saw like they all immediate, Like the the cars
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  Speaker 3: that were right in front of it, like all immediately
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  Speaker 3: stopped out on their hazards.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the bridge was shaking, presumably, I would assume. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that bridge moves when you're driving on it with the wind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would assume it probably got pretty banged up.
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  Speaker 3: I think my last reaction would be to stop. I
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  Speaker 3: would be getting in the fucking breakdown lane, running over
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  Speaker 3: a bikers trying to get off.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's always uh, it's easier to say that than
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  Speaker 4: you think. You know, Like, if you're on a train track,
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  Speaker 4: can you see a train coming, a lot of people freeze. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's no breakdown lane either. It's just
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  Speaker 1: two tight lanes and the biking pass I think.
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  Speaker 4: Is I'd get on the subtet on it's on the
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  Speaker 4: other side.
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  Speaker 1: On the other side, I'd subway serve my way out.
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  Speaker 1: I was if they were if they landed on top
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  Speaker 1: of the bridge, do you think that they'd be so
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  Speaker 1: ashamed that they would just kind of like file in
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  Speaker 1: with people.
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  Speaker 3: I think you just got to start walking down. You're
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  Speaker 3: like all right, like what else are you going to do?
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  Speaker 3: You can't just sit up there.
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  Speaker 1: They were also all of the sailors that I saw
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  Speaker 1: two days beforehand were wearing like nineteen hundred sailing outfits
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  Speaker 1: with the blue striped shirts and everything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it just I think it goes to
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  Speaker 4: show that it's time for the Mexican Navy to update
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  Speaker 4: their artillery, their their machinery, well too things what kind
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  Speaker 4: of naval their force. Is that stupid boat gonna fend off?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's like that boat it looks like an old was
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  Speaker 1: this peter pan there's like the plank on the side
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 4: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: But they were like, the boat is so old it
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  Speaker 1: was built in nineteen eighty two. Like nineteen eighty two,
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  Speaker 1: there's like submarines and like, uh, boats that could not
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  Speaker 1: be detected by radar being built there. Why are we
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  Speaker 1: building the Nina, the Penta and the Antimaria. Why are
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  Speaker 1: we still going back to this old style of boat
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty two. But the second thing was this
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  Speaker 1: boat was supposed to go to Iceland, like the next day,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna That boat was going to go across the
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  Speaker 1: Atlantic Ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Boats like that yards that They have some pretty big
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  Speaker 3: plans for that boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that thing.
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  Speaker 3: Had a busy schedule. Yeah, let's go on Iceland in
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  Speaker 3: a week tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good.
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  Speaker 3: World through the Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: It's really right outside of your apartment. Have you been
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  Speaker 1: home since then?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's where it is now.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like just a mangled shipwreck outside of your apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Most of Dumbo got hit hard.
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  Speaker 4: Well. I saw the people running away from the dock again.
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  Speaker 4: It's just something out of a movie. Yeah. First they
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  Speaker 4: were filming it and everyone was like, oh, no, it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna hit. Oh no, it did hit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's coming rod Yeah, and everyone was like, why
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  Speaker 3: are people laughing? And I was like, well, yeah, obviously
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  Speaker 3: it's fucked up, but it was probably one of the
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  Speaker 3: most absurd things to see in person. Yeah, and they'll
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  Speaker 3: be like, wait, did that actually just happen.
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  Speaker 4: I think that the only thing that makes it even
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  Speaker 4: remotely funny is that the boat was so preposterous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: if that was just normal boat.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it also has to do with the
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  Speaker 3: fact that there were people standing on the fucking Joe's
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  Speaker 3: I think that's the crazy part, because I think people
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  Speaker 3: saw the crash and they were like, they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's I didn't think any I saw it, like right
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  Speaker 3: when it happened on Twitter. I didn't think anything of it.
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  Speaker 1: And then the next.
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  Speaker 3: Day I woke up and people were like there were
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  Speaker 3: people on the boat, and then they zoomed in and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: We shouldn't be laughing. People died. That's sad, but two
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  Speaker 4: things can be true at once.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was insane. It's one of the craziest things
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  Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Mexican people just don't deserve that shown. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're such good, good folk.
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  Speaker 3: It was honestly like.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I mean, do you think that because Mexico
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  Speaker 4: doesn't I don't believe they have a whole lot of timber,
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  Speaker 4: and that's probably something that they sort from America. Do
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  Speaker 4: you think Trump is going to raise or lower the
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  Speaker 4: tariff on timber to rebuild that boat?
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  Speaker 3: He might, yeah, probably, But it's like, that's like if
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  Speaker 3: we did the if we had the opening game of
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  Speaker 3: the NFL season in Brazil and they do like the
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  Speaker 3: military fly over, one of our planes just smashed through
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  Speaker 3: like a skyscraper, someone got shot at the twenty one
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  Speaker 3: gun salute, Like that would be a bad look for America.
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  Speaker 1: We would be like, ah, not good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it would be Also would be like if
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  Speaker 4: if we did the flyover except with F instead of
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  Speaker 4: F fifteen's. We used to like that that drags at
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  Speaker 4: the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Or like a biplane, like a plane.
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  Speaker 3: The original did it with.
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  Speaker 1: A single propeller in the front.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. We were supposed to fly
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: that to fucking Iceland next week.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Two Strong Americans on the wings flex.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: They don't make these parts anymore, dude, speaking of America, Yeah,
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I watched something that I think probably wouldn't sit that
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: well with you and might be pretty upsetting for you,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: in particular. What it was the Netflix documentary about it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to watch that that looks sick.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Well I would, I would just warn you it touches
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: on a lot of incredibly traumatic events.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Oh nine to eleven. Yeah, well, of course that's one
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: of the things you kind of just got to accept that.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: For me, honestly, it feels good just knowing, like learning more.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: That's my uh way of coping is just learning. So
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: you ever see like when people on Shark Week, like
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: when they get attacked by a shark and then they
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: just go right back to the water after they get
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: to the hospital, you have like one arm, you got
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: to get right back on the right back into the buildings.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Shark Week they always have reenactments. I wonder
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: if they'll ever get to a point of having a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: reenactment of nine to eleven.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: They have one movie what is it called? It's like, Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: that movie is pretty A few movies about nine to eleven. Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: but that that was like the only like real time
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: one that that one was really cool. Most of them
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: are just like either it'll be like a quick panshot
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: to a CGI of nine to eleven, or it'll be
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: like old footage on the TV.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I thought there was another one where there were firefighters
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: actually getting.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: People World Trade Sounder, they were stuck under the rubble.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah for a long time, Nicholas Cage.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, really, what what is that movie called?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I think it's called World Trade Center, World Trade Maybe interesting.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: And then there's a marine who goes down, uh, played
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: by that guy who's always a bad guy in every movie.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's the bad guy in that movie?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: He was? He was in the Shape of Water. He
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: was the bad guy in the most recent Superman remake. Oh,
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: when you're a movie expert.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Who the big Italian looking guy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: He's the guy that's always upset. It's just always pouting.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: And breaking bad Aaron Paul No, the old guy. I'm assuming.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you the name it is. The name is
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Michael Shannon. He's in it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I love Michael.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: He's the He's the marine that comes down, and I
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: don't want to spoil it. Because yeah, I don't spoil it, basically.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Feeling where it's heading.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: And then and then the other guy it's it's Nicholas Cage.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: And then the other guy who's that awesome sort of
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Latin American actor who is this ant man.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And like swat, Yeah, some ship like that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: They take a pipe and they pull it and it's
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: like a bendy pipe and it bangs against another pipe
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: and I mean there are many many feet beneath the rebel, Yeah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: and it creates a reverberating sound. And this guy the
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: marine goes down and he's walking across the pile of
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: rubble and hears that, and that's how he finds them,
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: rescues them. Damn.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine being a Hollywood executive and seeing nine
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: to eleven happen and being like, we're gonna make a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: fucking brick off of a movie about this. Yeah, feel fortune.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: That one felt a little soon that way.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I have never even heard of this movie.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I think I saw it in theaters, So I'm sure
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Old World Trade there is a big appetite. I mean,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I guess there's always gonna be an appetite for shit
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised there hasn't eve been more of a
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, what you guys describe is pretty much what
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of as like a hero none eleven.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Movie, World Trade Center is what it was called.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: What does it have on IMDb?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Six out of ten?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Ah? There we go, both those Gottrina movie too.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Shannon's got no shame?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: No no, was it white ol?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Shannon was He's about to do a movie about the boat.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: He's about to have a movie about the Floatia.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the flower Tortilla. Uh So I watched this. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: watched this documentary. It's three parts on Netflix.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: He watched the whole thing.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, let me tell you something.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Because I was going to start it last night and
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: then I was like, oh, it's pretty.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Long in the wait, wait, let me say something.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Don't spoil it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I won't this. I know the story, right, we all
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: know the story. We've seen zero Dark thirty, We've seen
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: what happened? You remember a report nine to eleven? Yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Mission report? The story Adam Driver Gray movie, the story
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: of them, the story of the how the Navy seal
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: mission came to be and the decision making behind that
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: and the risks involved. It was so much worse than
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I ever thought. I guess I just assumed that because
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: our navy seals are so badass and so we have
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: such good technology that flying into Pakistan in the middle
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: of the night to go kill a guy in a
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: fucking you know, compound, compound but like one that you
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: know was made out of clay, wouldn't be that hard.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: But dude, it was nuts that they pulled this off.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: And uh, there's a lot of heroes. There's a lot
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: of heroes involved in the entire capture of the killing
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: of Osama. But it you know, starting with the CIA
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: agents who spent a decade hunting him, hunting this guy,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: and then on down to and I won't spoil anything,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: he said, Well.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I guess we'll check the biggest house in Pakistan, last
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: been nine years.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: No, they didn't know he was in Pakistan.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Check the compounds.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: They didn't know he was in Pakistan.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I know you're saying the CIA doesn't know ship.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people said that though a lot
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: of people thought it was a faulty intelligence.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: You don't have to apologize.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: All good, all good.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It's funny that it took them ten years to find them,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and then they found those Baltimore prisoners within like fifteen minutes.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you see those guys?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: I heard about that the note they left too easy
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: L and they spelled it t O, which again it's like, well,
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: I would have found them within five minutes because they
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: were on the perform of two D.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Where are they in New Orleans? They were on Bourbon
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Street and like bape, yeah, babe, yeah, within and then
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: found them within ten like babe in prison jumpsuits. Man,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: they should have gone to Pakistan, dude.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: The there's a moment though in this where they're voting.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Obama asks his top advisors whether or not he thinks
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: that they should do the raid, give the green light
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: that he should give the order to do the raid
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: with the seals, right, and they only have a two
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: night window because it's at the when the moon is
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: at its darkest.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: What was the argument for not doing it?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: The house is in Pakistan, very near their west point,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: very near, like blocks away from their military account. Pakistan
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Pakistan is you know, has played both sides against US
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: for many years. They're a nuclear power to fly into
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: their sovereign territory, their airspace with fucking helicopters and kill
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: someone that they have is they could have shot our
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: helicopters down, which would have theoretically started a war with Pakistan.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Also it would have killed whatever twenty seals. And that's
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: and then that was in twenty eleven, So the next
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: year was Obama's election year, re election year. Yeah, And
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty Jimmy Carter famously had this horrific UH
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: mission go awry in Iran where he sent UH so
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: they had captured the embassy and he sent the helicopters
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: with our special forces guys in to go like rescue
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: them or whatever, and the helicopters crashed in the is
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: that what is about? Slightly different A similar similar thing.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Though, Argo is the one with Ben Affleck.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: And he's like, yeah, the film, the fake film film,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: but it's it's they were that is the embassy that was.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I think they got them out and then the embassy
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: was taken over.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I watched a travel video about Iran recently and they
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: go to that embassy and it's like a museum now
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and you could see everything, but they make it seem
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously they're pretty anti. There's like all this
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: anti American art outside of the building about how like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: just like Mickey Mouse with like an ak and someone
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: just like funneling McDonald's into their mouth. But I think
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: it's like the Museum of like American lies and shit
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: like that. They're still very uh anti American.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I guess easily just make shit up and make up
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: movie movie plots about like Iran, and no one would
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: ever fact check.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Them, and they're like, what the fuck? I was there?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: They seemed like lovely people though.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: The people who there were people who told Obama, I
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: think we should go forward with this, and there were
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: people who did not.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Who name them?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: They give the name?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Really the people that didn't Rumsfeld.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: No, the people that said let's go, let's do it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: We're Hillary Clinton, Leon Panetta, who was the director of
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: the CIA. And I think then there was one other
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: guy who was for it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: He was in charge of ordering sandwiches for the war room,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: right spread.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: The most notable person who said I don't think we
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: should do this? Who Biden?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Really wow? Confused?
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I think the Gates was also against it, the Secretary
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: of Defense.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Eight year old Matt Gates the room.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: They were yeah, and he would have fucked himself.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Uh, that's crazy.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: They were They were really concerned about the sort of
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: geopolitical ramifications with Pakistan of of of the mission going awry.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: But dude, it's crazy. You got to watch it. The
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: first two episodes are kind of whatever, and then the
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: third episode, fucking hell, dude, it's on. It's I cried
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: was on the Granted, I was on the airplane, which
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: always heightens my emotion my emotional state for whatever reason.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: On the way back today, Oh wow, wow, I was crying.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: I was really proud to be an American. Interesting, I
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: felt really really proud.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Really, I wonder if we I wonder if we had
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: something to do with like taking down the Floatia just
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to get the American pride up, you know, possibility to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: cut the engines and it's like, you're not about to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: have the coolest boat.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: On our lower the Brooklyn Bridge by half a foot,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: lowered the bridge.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: They might have taken the hydraulics the bridge, because you'd
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: think that they would factor for that. You think that
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: they measure.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy, like they take.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Stuff under the Brooklyn Bridge that's tall. Every day, these
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: tall cranes that they take down to the shipping containers
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and they have to put them at an angle and
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: attach them with cables. They know how to take tall.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Stuff through there, they sure do.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Freaking sad Man, it's crazy sad Man plaza.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it wasn't a bigger boat.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: It's a dumbbow joke.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: What if it was a big fucking steamboat?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I know, what if it was that Titanic, I know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: well a cruise ship.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get think the fucking piece that hit the the
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: fucking Brooklyn Bridge. Think the piece that hit the bridge
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: was made of fucking wood from eighteen twenty.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wet ass eighty two would Yeah, the softest year
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for wood.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: It's a soft year. Soft as making a boat out
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: of wood just feel like a bad idea in general.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: The fact that there was two hundred sailors about to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: go to Iceland just downstairs on the wooden They got to.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Sit up there for the whole trip. They're up there,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: just like it's fucking freeze down.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, can.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You pass up so many?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Let me try the dark Modello. I never had that one.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I never had the dark one Darko.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: I actually love that beer.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Dark.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: You think it's gonna be as stout, but it's not
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: quite tasty.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It's smooth.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It's it's coloring. It's really drinkable.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. But the golden one is pretty good too.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the classic, it will just have.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Being able to play with the tinfoil on the top
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: of the MODELO is nice.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, although if I don't get that right, I get frustrated.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I always have been more of a fan of the
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I always was a fan of the the candela much
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: more than the bottle. I never loved a beer of
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: a bottle.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Oh come on, now, I love it in a can
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: or a glass. If you have it in a can,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: it tastes you have that metallic taste in the beer.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I like it, okay, like twenty bud lights out of
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: a can.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I also think that bottled beer stays colder longer.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: No, don't be don't be foolish. Now, you know that's
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: not true. Bottled beer warms up so fast.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: You know what, Now that I think about it, you're
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: absolutely right.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: By the time he gets that bottom half nasty, nasty
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: drinking wild water.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah foam, yeah, hand warmed by your hands. Yeah, because
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I drink my beer, I cup them. Cut both hands.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: If you get a.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Kouzzie in the mix, the last might outlast can.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Speaking of coozies, how about your precious Celtics.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we accepted defeat on Game four.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Brother, he did it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you waved the flag on the fourth.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Very sad. But you know what, when when Tatum
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: went down.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I thought it was our year. I thought we were
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: going to do it altogether.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Here's the extended Siriani too. The Eagles, now that we're
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: talking sports, Yeah, I saw that. After I said, I
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: let out an audible.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Oh because he just won the super Bowl.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Well, it's because I have a lot of friends from
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Philly and I feel bad.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Because their super Bowl winning coach got more money.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: He's a classless thug, and your anti Italian rhetoric is
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: gonna we run out of the city next.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: That's gonna happen.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: There's anything ends for Sirianni and Philly. He's it's only
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: going well right now because he has a good team.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Once he doesn't have a good team when he can't
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: afford a j. Brown, DeVante Smith, Jalen Hurt. That's never
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: gonna happen on Barkley.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He's never gonna not be able to afford them.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Jalen Carter when you can't afford like ten of the
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: best players in the league. Oh, man, I know he's
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be like the mayor of Philly. Remember when
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: the Mayor of Philly was like, I don't know why
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I'm the mayor. The city fucking sucks.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You see how he lashes out when I just politely
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: said that, I thought the Celtics are going to do
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: that Syrian.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Do you not think Syrian when Siri, when the fans
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: start coming for Sirianni, you don't think he's going to
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: drop a line like that? What I don't even know
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: why I'm the coach here. I fucking hate it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: No, I think he's gonna be like all these people
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: talk to all this shit about me, Why can't they
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: just let me live?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Going out swaying, It's gonna be sad.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: You were at the celebration asking for an autograph of
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni eating the Eagles shaped layer cake having chicken wings.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: All I had at that party was a water that
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I brought from outside in and that was it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: That's not true. I saw you eating fucking handfuls of cheese.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I I saw you grab a mixed handful of cheese
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: cubes from a tray and put them all in your
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: mouth simultaneously, like a chipmunk trying to storeaway nuts for
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the wintertime.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I actually have extremely vivid memories of me going in
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: seven to eleven on the way home because I was like,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the spread there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: Was juice.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Patriots sweat spread would be so much better.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You were about to say, here's the thing before Harry
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: cut you off talking about the Celtics. I brought the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Celtics to talk about something relevant, and he just tried
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to lash out at me.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: It's okay, I liked where you guys went better.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just, you know, a lot of disrespect, right,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: a lot of Well you're you're laughing about injuries. Who
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: is if Jalen hurts, you know, God forbid his his
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: achilles explodes in the twenty twenty five season, I would
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: never be laughing. I wouldn't be going it's a shame
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: about our Eagles, Kobe dean' We really thought this year
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: was going to be the year na Kobe.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Dean did get get injured, and you're still saying nasty
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: stuff about the Eagles laughing. He threw his head back
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and last for like a fucking cartoon character Dean.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Unless it's Cooper. I don't want to hear anything about
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: a Dean on the Eagles.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Because he's what. Yeah, that's fair. They have a podcast now,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Cooper and Blank and Ship exciting wits same thing, same
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you get it. It's fine, I freaking get it. But yeah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be our year up in Boston,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: huff predicting it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: I I you know, clearly, the regular season doesn't really
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: indicate that much other than the fact that the thunder
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: look like they're going to be a very difficult force.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Until next year when they raised whenever who else raises
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the banner? Our Celtics are still the defending checks.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm satisfied. I think you know, when you when
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: you live in a or you root for a team
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: and they win the championship? How long is your first quenched?
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: For?
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: How many years?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I used to think it would be longer, but it's
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: only a couple of years.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm so quenched. I'm quenched. Celtics are still good.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: This year, they won their first.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Round, they made it into the off season.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: You know, some shit went wrong, But again, as I've said,
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: the knickser, I like the Knicks.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts about the Knicks fans specifically going
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: absolutely ape shit in front of our office, basically hanging
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Pacers fans in effigy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: I hate the Pacers, really, I really don't like the Pacers.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Why because and I'm thinking I'm rooting for the Pacers.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Why? What? What do you mean? Why? Oh?
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: You're you make a good point.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I like Anthony Edwards. I'd like to see him when
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: he is great, and the Pacers I just I'm not
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: going to root for the team that beat the Celtics
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: and Andrew Jason Tatum tried to kill him.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Now that I think about it, I too like the Pacers.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: The shade of yellows off putting is the only thing
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: not a great.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I don't like Tyrese Halburn's form really bothers me. Like
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: body is the way he shoots. It's like the male
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: form looks like your son learning to play. Yeah, that
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: is unfortunate. Yeah, there's but the Timberwolves or the Thunder
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I think would be nice.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see the Timberwolves one.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I want to root for the next team, But then
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I look outside at the at the thugs talking about.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: That still reliving the fucking the COVID years, same exact jokes.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: They're just stealing Side Talks catchphrase and trying to turn
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it into their own thing. Sad.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I was in Dallas this weekend and for the Saturday
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: seven PM show, which is usually the best show, and
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: it was the most attended show of the weekend. The
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Dallas Stars were playing a close out game against the
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Winnipeg It was Game six against the Actually, you're right,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: it doesn't matter.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: It was game seven. It was game six.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: However you would like there was no Game seven. But
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: oh okay, I'm sorry.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: To thought thinking I was thinking of the Nuggets.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: That makes seven sports totally. I get what you're saying.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of a Game seven yesterday was easy mistake, man.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I watched children's sports.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Hockey is both.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Well the the The Dallas Stars were playing against the
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Winnipeg Jets, and it was Game six, and it was
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: in Dallas, and if they had not won this game,
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: they were up three to two in the series. Had
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: they not won the game, they would have gone back
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: to Winnipeg for Game seven, which would not have looked
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: good for that We have been a tough, tough win
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: for Dallas. The game was happening, the game went into overtime.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: While I took the stage, I would say, or yeah,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: maybe maybe it was maybe it was a little The
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: game was going on the whole time I was on stage.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: No fewer than seventy percent of the audience had their
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: phones on their tables with the game playing while I
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: was to my set. Yeah, and thank god the Stars
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: won at least so that, you know, people could have
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: a good time. But I've never performed to an audience
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: that was less interested in what I had to say.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I did a show in Baltimore with well college football
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: final or playoffs were happening, and it was like that,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: but it was surprisingly not that bad. People would just
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: people were just looking at their phones, and then I would
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: make a joke. He would look up and laugh and
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: then just go right back to looking at their phones.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: My guess would be that that's because your material is
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: better than mine.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that you would kind of attract people
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: who don't even care that much.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: About sports, well, because it's not.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Like you're overly invested in hockey playoffs.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: No, you're right, But even so, I think hockey's big
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: in Dallas. That's their team. The Stars have been very
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: good for a number of years, and they seem to
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: be a big hockey town. I have a lot of
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: stories to tell you guys about this weekend, but I
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: kind of want to just sprinkle them in because I
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: don't want to share with us.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I would like to hear them.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Is Tyler Sagan still on that team?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: He is really as is Brad marshand.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: B Marshan's on the Panthers.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: You're absolutely right. I don't know why I got that confused.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: It's because Sagan and Marshawan both played for the Ruins.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Sagan was a beast.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: On the Bruins, right, what about that?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: A little bit of an attitude though, That's why we
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: got them, That's why we moved them out to Dallas.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you do watch children's sports. Sounds like you're
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: intimately familiar with the transactions of your favorite league, the NHL.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: That was probably what ten years ago.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, strapped in twenty eleven.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I think he was only on the Bruins for what
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: two years?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: But he won a Cup.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Sagan, the one who talked about a
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  Speaker 4: Well. May I start by saying that I've encountered something
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: a phenomenon that I'd like to just address, which is
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: that people have been sending me feedback about me from
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: the internet that's negative. And I was messaged a Reddit
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: thread about me from a woman, and I don't like that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I'd rather that people not do that. I have no
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: problem if people want to say horrible things about it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Is it at least paired with a nude?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: No, she didn't, shouldn't follow it up.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: What a lying Delilah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: But she sent me this thing and then demanded that
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I confirm whether it was true or not. And I
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: tweeted it, but I was pretty pissed off about it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And I don't I again, say what you want in
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: the comfort of your own Reddit threads, but please don't
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: bring me into it. But then this, this, this happened
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: again today. This fan his name's Luke, sent me a
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: message to say that he sent me this message. He goes,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: this is important. I'm sorry, guys, I wanted to have
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: this sort.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Of well, the funniest thing about the woman as you
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: pull that up. You sent the clip to me and
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Harry as well, and we both agreed that the most
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: tickling part about that was that you called that woman
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a moron. Yeah, yeah, you moron. I'm not going to moron.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Is so fucking delightful and rich. I did send that
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: women don't get called moron enough.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: No, and they should.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: They make up at least fifty of the morons.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: So so here it is. So this lovely fan, his
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: name's Luke. He said, hey, man, there are some nasty
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: rumors about you on Twitter. I'll send the link. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: don't know if you care or want to know, but
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I'm a big son of a boy dad fan, so
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I felt compelled. And then he sent me the link
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: and this is what someone had tweeted. They wrote, Francis
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: was caught having sex with a man on tour, allegedly,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: which led to a pretty messy divorce with an ongoing
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: settlement case. I feel angry that I even need to
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: fucking address this. It didn't happen while I was on Tooklyn.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: It was at home. I talked in his own home.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I don't like the fact that I have to even
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: fucking go into my private life. But I was not
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: on tour when that happened, and the settlement has been
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: fucking closed since June.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: So just get the story straight. People are just mongering
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: up these stories for what to what ends.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: It's so nasty out there, And if you're gonna, if
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: you're gonna say stuff like that, get it right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Like you couldn't get bussy at home.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: That's yeah, exactly right.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: You had to go on the road for bussy.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: I don't need to travel anywhere you.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: To use your fans bussies taking advantage, you could get bussy.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I'll get a bush bushel of bussy right around the
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: corner the local bodega.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to get some bodega bussy.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: God damn dude, was it really pissed me off?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know how he found out, so that was
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: funny or not funny? That pissed me off rather Well.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: It's funny that how how wrong he was.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I haven't I haven't been so fucked over by a
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: travel mishap as I was on Friday in my life,
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: and we haven't actually talked about air traveling a while
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: on this pot. That was one of our corners for
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: a long time. Though. It was as bad as it gets.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: While you were texting me, I got it. I got
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: a notification from New York Times saying, not it's not
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: just Newark, it's all airports.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, then I saw multiple comedians missing their dates.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I saw that too, was flight who.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Else was grounded? Somebody else notable was grounded I don't remember,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't make it out to their Friday dates.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not great. I mean, you know, I had a
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: ten thirty am flight, I think, and got to the
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: airport and plenty of time check checked a bag.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: And that's the real cancel culture is the flights.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: That's exactly right.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a that's brutal. You tell you can't even
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: get drunk? Is the problem too? Like if it was
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: just like a regular day, you weren't expecting to perform,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: but you made it in time for the late show?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I i's so many things happened. We
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: got on the plane at the normal time. Then we
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: taxied out to the runway, and then I don't even
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: think they told us what was going on, but we
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: just sat on the runway for an hour and a half,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: at which point the traffic jam of planes on the runway,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: we became the sixteenth from the queue.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Yea.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: And that meant that, given how long it would take
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: for us to get to the front, a member of
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: the crew was going to go beyond their time limit, right,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: And the pilots didn't even tell us that it was
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: a pilot, which meant I think that it was one
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: of the flight attendants.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, which.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: I'll do her job, I'll do, I'll pour the ginger ale.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: She can have my seat. If she's that tired.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: About Osama bin Laden and Pakistan.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Why are we going back to the gate to make sure?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Sonny?
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: I just yeah, we had to go back to the gate.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Not then the pilot's crazy.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: We sat in the terminal now for a couple of hours.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: I tried to go back to the Delta lounge, but
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: so many flights have been fucked that the lines, even
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: in the regular line and then the like sixty Diamond
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: all that line, both of them were extremely long. Oh wow,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: And I just said, I can't go.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: To Centurion instead. Did you know my American Express Centurion?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I could have, but I worried that was far quite
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: long as well. You gotta have options, So instead I
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: just said okay, because I was hungry. Instead of going
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: in to get some tasty treats in the Delta lounge,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I went to the Magnolia Bakery that is in the
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: LaGuardia down by the gates. Seventies like sixty five to
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: seventy whatever, and there's a Magnolia Bakery, and I couldn't
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: decide what I wanted because they had a big slice
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: of carrot cake, and then they also had a chocolate
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: chip cookie, and both of them looked excellent.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Did you get the carrot cake?
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: I got both, but I swore to myself I could
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: not finish both because that would be insane. So then
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I sat down back at my gate with my carrot
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: cake and my cookie, and I started with the cookie,
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: and the cookie was so good that I couldn't stop
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: myself from finishing it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: So I finished that and said, okay, that it means
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I can only have a couple bites cake at most.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: And then I started eating carrot cake, and that was
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: also extremely good. And I looked up and I saw
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: a girl, a young woman, probably a little younger than me.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: She was watching me do this, and she started laughing,
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: and I thought she I thought she was laughing at me,
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: and then I thought she had her phone up like this.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I thought she was filming me.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a moron move.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: And it really made me angry, and I kind of
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: stared back at her, like what are you gonna do?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: You're gonna take the carrot cake out of my hands.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Then we get on the plane and I'm not making
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: this up. I'm seated directly next to her. She is
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: in the middle. I am rubbing shoulders with her, and
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I knew I knew she had seen me, and I said,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: I said, I thought this is so bad. I thought
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: I got paranoid because I thought she was filming me
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: because she knew who I was, and she thought it
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: was funny or whatever to watch.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Me scarf down this ten calories correct.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: And so I turned to her because I had stared
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: at her to be like, what do you want? And
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I turned to her and I said, you know, I
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: didn't realize we would be sitting next to each other.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: She goes, what and and she took her like your
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: thing off, and I was like, I was like, where
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: do I go? Now?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Do I explain to her, like I'm the guy from
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the carricake?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah? You I thought you knew who I was, because
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: some people know who I am. And I was paranoid
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: that you were violating my privacy and trying to mock
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: me for eating too much. And I said, oh, never
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: mind or something, and then we went our own way.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: And then I thought I sat there for like a
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: couple of minutes, maybe ten minutes, and I turned to
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: her again, Oh no, and I said, were you watching
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: me eat my carrot cake? Is that what made you laugh?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: And she goes, I thought it was funny that you
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: had the carrot cake after the entire cookie, and it
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: had nothing to do with who I am. And then
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: she was giving me shit about it, and we were
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: laughing about it, and it was really funny, and I
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: had a nice time talking to her, so much so
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: that as that second plane that we were now on
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: was a different plane, we taxied out to the runway
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: and then Laguardi had grounded all of the flights due
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: to weather, which at this point meant that the I
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: had checked my golf clubs, the only way for me
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: to At this point, I thought I was still trying
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: to make the early show, but it was like getting
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: harder and harder, and I thought, well, if I have
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: to wait for my bags when I get to Dallas,
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: there's no chance i'll make the early show. I said
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: to her, so, by the way, I'm a comedian, and
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: she goes, okay, and I said I I'm about to
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: be missing my show and that I have checked bags,
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: and she goes, and you want me to get them
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: for you? And I was like, well, I would never
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: have asked you that, but given that you were making
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: fun of me for the carrot cake, I figure, you know,
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: and she goes, I can do that for you, And
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: so I was like, okay, Wow, I solve this. I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: going to have this random person as a result of
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: this fortuitous.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Mockery because you were a glutton.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, she will collect my bags so that I
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: can go straight to the comedy.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you say it was a golf bag?
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Oh god? How old are big was this woman?
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: She was able bodied. I don't know, she was probably
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: like thirty, but she's you know.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: She was spry, she could handle the golf bag.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a golf bag that has really good wheels.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Golf bags.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I mean she might as well be a caddy. Let's
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: put it that way. She could caddy. She could spend
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: thirty six on a mountainous course, really altitude, dunes, heavy whatever.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: You know, she's got it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: So now I've solved for my bags. But then the
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: flight because of the grounding, got delayed so much that
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: there was no chance I was going to make the
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: early show. We canceled the early show, and I say,
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: you're off the hook on my golf bag, but thanks
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: for offering to do that, and uh then we I
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: got to Dallas and waited for my bags, made the
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: late show and they rescheduled the early show from Friday
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: to four thirty on Saturday, which was tough, but that
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: crowd was actually great. They were they were small but
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: mighty and had a great time with them and it
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: didn't conflict with the Stars game. So I had a
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: great time.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Four thirty so brutal though, like waking up and being
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: like I got like a couple hours I guess, yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: getting ready.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I played golf that day at a great
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: spot called Bent Tree, which was awesome. That's a long uh.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: These the two guys named Jordan uh another guy named
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: j T I think, and they were all awesome. Bentry
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: was super cool. W had a good time.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Did you know them beforehand or you just got I.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Was put in touch with them via a mutual friend
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: who has golf with them before. Really really cool. And
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: then the next day I played another course called Trinity Forest.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: It's the hat I'm wearing and that was also really cool.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: So I had a great I had a good weekend.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: It was it was hard. Yeah, I'm not gonna.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Lie, what were you going to give the woman as
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: a quid pro quote.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Penis my carrot cake recipe.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: She was just going to give you a do you
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a solid for?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Were you gonna like text her and find get them?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: I was going to have to exchange Yeah, I was
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: gonna have to go find her the next morning. Would
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: in Dallas time she was visiting a friend.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, if you were like you thought my jokes
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: were so funny that you have to bring me my
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: clubs in the morning. Yeah, yeah, just get them to
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: me like whenever.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: You just get him to me before seven am tomorrow.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Sweet, that's perfect. I just dropped at my hotel.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: You just leave him in the lobby till now.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: The care ocake guy.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, we won't be seeing each other. There will
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: be no face to face contact.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Was she lovely, Yes she was.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: She was very dry in her sense of humor.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, did you guys change contact information?
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: No?
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Really, no, Dallas to uh New York, New to dabts
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Long Flo. You guys talk the whole time where you.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Just we didn't talk at all. So that was a lie.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: He lied.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: You caught me, absolutely caught me. I knew it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I fucking knew it. It's too good to.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Be true custard on my face.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: He loves to make up entire stories that aren't true
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Thinking about getting out to Dallas this weekend, personally Major four?
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: You are for Major four? Yeah?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Major fours will be sick optic.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Optics back. I know that's what That's what they're saying.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: You see the news A three Toronto.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: I did see that. I did see that, and I
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: was wondering if you were going to bring it up, honestly,
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: because I I was kind of worried about it.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, especially after the l a G three to
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: two nightmare meltdown, melts down performance.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Three three ohs all the way back though, three oh
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: it's a sweep, Yeah, against a contender.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: L a G is not even gonna make it the champs.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I'm so happy for us, for all of us.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: We can all root for the same thing, just like
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: saying with the Celtics. You see, I'm not lashing out
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: when I'm like, oh, we're all happy.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Just trying to talk ball with you guys.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I know, I love it. I fucking love it.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: What'd you do all weekend? Were you on the road?
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't do shit. I didn't do shite the entire weekend.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Got a great workout in this morning though, right before
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I came here.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: What did I hit? What did I not hit? Soreness
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: is getting a lot better.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stretching or stay with it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been stretching because I wasn't stretching at all
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: in the beginning.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Why do you stretch? What do you like to do?
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I do a lot of different shit.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, stretch out that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I like to stretch out the shoulders. Like to stretch
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: out my my my chest. So I like to go
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: up against a wall and put my arm like this
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: and walk forward.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: That's a good way to do it. You know that.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Another great chest stretch actually is what just stand on
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: an old Mexican boat.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Using the mask a red rover against the bridge and
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: the sort of ropes on the boat to hold.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: It in place.
• 57:06
  Speaker 12: Fully span out, and then if you really want want
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: to hit shoulders after that, once you've hit a bridge,
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: just hang on overweight overhead and let your body weight
• 57:17
  Speaker 12: kind of.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Who tied themselve to a mass of a boat as
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: they went past the Island of Sirens Odysseus. It was Odysseus.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Do you remember what he stuffed the ears of his
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I think it was like parsley or something like that.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: He stuffed the men's ears with parsley. The sirens were
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: these sort of like witches or water creatures whose song
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: was so beautiful that any man who heard it would
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: throw himself overboard and be dashed upon the rocks and die.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful. They were really dry.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: So the only person who has ever lived to hear
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: the song of the sirens is Odysseus.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Interesting because he was in like what like eighty two,
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: a little before, a little before it was probably any
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: This was around when that Mexican boat was built.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It was probably actually eighty two, not no prefix to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the eighty two.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Better would back then, Yeah, but better music too. It
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: sounds like he was when they switched to composite. Imagine
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: how good the.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Throwing yourself off the boat?
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to do with myself right now.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Who would I have to die? Who would be the
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: modern day equivalent of that? Music wise? For you, it's
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: probably Bob Dylan. You hear Bob Dylan singing on your
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: boat and you're fucking throwing yourself off the carnival cruise
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: that you're on.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: I could see like maybe like a little rosta, like
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: a little white boy reggae on the water. You know,
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: we're going to be out of the water in Montana,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: in Yellowstone on July fourth.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: You've done it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lock, we planned our trip route.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to Montana, not Wyoming.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go both.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, where are you going to? You're going to
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: yellow Sun in Montana driving.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: We're going, uh in Wyoming will be south East Wyoming.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: There's not a ton around. It's closer to like South
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Dakota than it is to Montana. And then we're going
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: up through the Big Horn Mountains and then we're driving
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: across Montana to one of my friends is joining us
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: halfway through, so we have to pick up one of them.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Is it, Francis? Is that who you're talking about is
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: going to go find you?
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: I'm meeting them. I'm gonna go do uh. I wanted
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: to fish the middlefolk of the salmon.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: First, the salmon in New York, Salmon River in Idaho.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Nice but fresh is gonna be. He's doing it naked
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: and afraid style. Hell yeah, So he's just gonna pull
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: up on you. You should pitch that to your boys, like, hey,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: what if.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: We are I still think I would be one hundred
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: percent out because you'd never find us in Yellowstone? What
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: do you mean fucking just crawling through thick bush?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Be careful what you wish for.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: I would love It would be the funniest thing to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: ever happen.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: If I was.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Fishing and all of a sudden you just emerged from
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: the water.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I have so many ways of finding you.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: That would be the best thing you could do. The
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: best thing you could do is we're fishing, and I'm
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: fishing a hole. You've already seen us for like an hour.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: You know where we're at. You're just trying to plan
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: the reveal. And you get in the water and you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: float down the water and then you emerge through like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: the hole we're fishing, snag.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Line on like a rock, and you're like, I I got.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: A monster, come help me. Bo bo is grabbing your
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: hips and it's just Francis's new bottle body. Francis just
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: covered in mud.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: That would be unreal. That would be so funny.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Or if you go noodling for catfish and Francis, yeah,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you go elbow deep and naked France just biting you.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: What's new to crazy? Is it when you catch them
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: with your hand?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I think, what is the one that people go and
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: they like dive into a hole.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: That's scary.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: They dive into a hole and grab like they like
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: carry out like a massive fish. That's catfish. I've seen that,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: But there's like more extremes of it, wow, where it's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: like full body fishing. I watched it the other day.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Have a dude jumping off of a boat onto sharks
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: trying to grab them.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Country ass folk.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I would be down for that.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: The bravest Native Americans used to do that and brave
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian Yeah, and now those dudes are just like quarterbacks now,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, big time, just like Timmy Chang Fault Brennan
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Rock Party.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Two hundred and sixty five million dollars. Not bad for
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: mister irrelevant overpay. But they have the easiest schedule this year.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: They don't play a team with over ten wins. That's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: too deep, too deep in the weeds, not quite ball season.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Patriots are projected over to win ten games. Suddenly, that
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: seven point five bets not looking too bad.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Is it projected by who?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Vegas?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: God, there's no fucking way they're projected to win ten
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: games by Vegas. They are show me the Carfax.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Our schedule is a breeze, a Raiders opening week, dub next.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: I remember very distinctly when I was a freshman in college.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: My buddy and I were having dinner right before lacrosse
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: season and we pulled up our schedule. Yeah, and we
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: were like, I don't see any world where we don't
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: win at least eight games. Yeah, and we went through.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: They're like, all right, see easy way, U Mass. That
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: might be tough this team, easy win this team.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even based on do you know the guys
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: on those teams are just like stupid?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: It was like how they were the previous year, the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: strength of their program, things like that.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: How much better you guys obviously got, Dude.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: I think we actually guessed every single game wrong. We
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: won the games we said we would lose, and we
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: lost the games that we said we would win. I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: think we went five and seven, dude, not for nothing.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: When we played UMass so U Mass, I think had
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: gone to And I've told this story before, so stop
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: me if I've if you've heard it, because I don't
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: like to tread, retread, over trodden the ground. But we
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: played U Mass. They had made it to the national
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: championship the year before where they got absolutely destroyed by Virginia.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: But they were a good team, and we were going
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: to play at UMass, and they, unbeknownst to us, right
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: before the game, Yeah, there were like they a bunch
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: of guys on the UMass team had gone to a
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: frat party where some other random dudes had given some
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: shit or maybe gotten into a little bit of a
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: fight or an argument or something with a couple of
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: the seniors on the UMass lacrosse team, and those seniors,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: some of whom I think might have been captains, told
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: a bunch of the younger guys on the team to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: go back to their dorm rooms and get lacrosse chefts,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: baseball bats and other weapons, returned to the party and
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: beat the shit out of those guys, which they did,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: and like nine of them got expelled from school days
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: before our game. So our scouting report was like, all right,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: we really got to watch out for this two times
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: all American. You know this guy, he's gonna be a problem,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Like do what you can to force him to his
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: left hand. Little did we know he was in like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: a anger management program. Yeah, and you know all none
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: of them were even at the game. So we beat
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: them and we were like, wow, we are good. Yeah,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: we are fucking good, and then we lost every game.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I had no idea beating someone with a lacrosse like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: the pole of a lacrosse stick not even that effective
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: because it's like very lightly.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Very light.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: It's like beating someone with like a wooden spatula.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems almost more.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: It's more like a Puerto Rican grandmam moves than like an.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Actual Yeah it does hurt, though, it hurts.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lacrosse stick.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Well, so just getting hit with a chunk, what's that?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: It is a sandal that, like a Puerto Rican grandma
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: will throw at you. Oh really, you take out the
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: chunkas take and whip him at somebody.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Out of all the sports that I played, getting hitting
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: lacrosse was always the worst. Getting like it like getting
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: like just like when you have the ball and you're
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: running and someone's just just smacking your right in.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: That gap, Yeah, glove in your arm pad. You get
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: hit right, especially if it's on the outside.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just wake up carbon bruises and like, I don't
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: even like this sport. What the fuck am I doing?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: It's terrible hockey.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I ate a couple I ate a couple of pucks
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: to the stomach.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: That hurt old stomach.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that hurt a lot. Because they teach you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: like when you're on defense, it's like you're kind of
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: expected to just eat a pot.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to go stomach, lie down and use your
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: body as a shield. Pretty they do that in the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: pros and it's like they immediately break a rib. Oh yeah,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: you was that worth it? The goalie was playing?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're like, do they make they they score
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: like technically like one percent of their shots. You could
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: have probably let that one fly.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Golis have so much equipment that yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Well, because the way that hockey pads are, there's no
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: pads below your chest, like everywhere else is padded except.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: For your ribs.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: No, I mean your ribs, I guess would be. It's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: really just your stomach is completely It seems like your
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: stomach's a wide.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Open to I guess those guys don't have soft tommies
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: like you did when you were eleven playing high.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: I mean it still fucking kills because you would. You
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: could get hit in the knee pad or the chest
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: and you don't feel a thing. You get hit in
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: the helmet, you don't feel a thing. But when it
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: hits you in the stomach, it's just like the one spot.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: There's no stomach protected in hockey. No, no rib.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Pads, not that I ever had.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: Now, you know, they had rib pads in lacrosse, but
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: anyone who wore them, yeah it was good, might as
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: well have been a target.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: We kind of even had it where if you wore
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: pads below your shoulder in lacrosse, you were a pussy.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't want that little connection was pathetic. Yeah,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: and then the best, most badass midfielders wore elbow pads
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: that were basically just sweating.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Like a string. Yeah it's like, yeah, exactly a sweatband.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys should have taken the Tony Hawk route
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: where safety is actually cool.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: I always pad it, really Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: That was always the good kids, Like the best kid
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: always had a ton of pads on and he was
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: just looked like a fucking.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he looked like I had I had gloves, I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: had good sized elbow pads, MAXI pads, I had, you know,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: reinforced helmet.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever it was. I was like I cut off
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: the cut off the arm pad because I was like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: I suck, so I may as well look like look cool.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: One time, I one time, when I was in fifth grade,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: I was really into skateboarding for about eight months.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: You're probably pretty good at it, I.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Went, I wasn't. I was okay, not that good. If
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I'd stuck with it, I might have. What could you do?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: I could kickflip that was the best I could do.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: That's pretty sick.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I bet you were technically incredible, like you were, like, well,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: skater style was probably hard to master.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: One day I went to the skate park with my
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: friend Tiger that was his name, Yeah, and see Filipino
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: or Jewish, I don't know what he was.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Tiger would Tiger Shulman.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Tiger, I don't remember his last name, but he spelled
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: it t I g R E that a.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: We were at the skatepark in Brunswick and I was
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: wearing a lot of pads and there was an older
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: kid who was trying to convince us that dropping into
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: the half pipe wasn't that hard and I had my
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: board hanging over it, and he goes, look, you're wearing
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: all those pads. You're going to be fine. And I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: finally mustered up the courage to drop into the half pipe,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: and it went so badly. I don't know. It was
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: as if every part of my body that wasn't covered
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: was what hit the walls of the half pipe. I
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: might have even missed the board completely when I stepped
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: down and just stepped off the ledge of the half
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: pipe and tumbled face first down. Ye, I was in
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: so much.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Half not even a quarter pipe start half.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like a vert ramp, but it was a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: half pipe full half pipe.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 12: Those you gotta like fully lean Well, that's the key
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 12: is that I was leaning back.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And you gotta commit, you gotta yeah like that.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I think it was called that's called like an acid
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: drop in right, trying to drop in. That's all I
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: was trying to do.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: As an acid drop? Is that one? Is either that
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: or it's when they like throw the board and jump
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: You know better than I do.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I really don't know. It's one of
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: those you ever see that though, I'm gonna trust what
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: rown probably knows knows all the lingo for what skating?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't. Why would I have never skate
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: into my.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Life pushing mango. You're always about pushing.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Mango, push a mango and goofy.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: You don't know pushing mango?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: No, really, that's what do before they throw then they
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: pushed mangos on.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: You push your mango is when you pump with your
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: off foot. It's when you put your foot that's on
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: the board, on the lower part of the board, okay,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: and then you pump and then you put your upper
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: foot on.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: I appreciate you telling me that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I keep on getting notifications from the Cradle Wise Cradles
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: that you got us that have the picture. They have
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: a video of the the kids. So I just got
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: to not.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you downloaded the app, because the gift
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: doesn't really fully realize.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Until you don't watch them sleeping.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: If you're not if you're not utilizing all the time,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: I thought.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Be honest, and I appreciate it so damn much.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: It's the least I could do. Man.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: And you know, uh, good friend you that's from both
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Well, you you sort of being the one to really
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: get me back into barstool. By taking that leap.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 13: Of faith, you got yourself back in bro yours bread's buttered?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 13: Who rough Francis, he doesn't know where his bread's buttered, Noah, whereas.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: But saying Rome brought him back into barstool.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: That was all me.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: That was all me.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't even know.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I literally had to beg to have him on.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you something? When I first came in,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: you started making fun of me for doing ads for
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: bird dogs and I hated that you did that.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: You were like, like, what have you been up to?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, I don't know. I've been
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: doing this and that, and you're like, Andrew, the face
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: of bird dogs.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Were the face of bird dog.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: I wasn't the face of bird dogs. I had done
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: some work with that.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I'd seen a lot. Most of the ads I was
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: seeing one from you because they were using you on YouTube,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: weren't they?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: And Instagram?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well either way, and then coming back to like
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: other things, and you kept reiterating it, and I was like,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: are you mocking me for doing trying to get paid work?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: You know, I did what I could and I didn't
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: understand it, but it took me a while to learn
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: your sense of humor and you know, basically come full
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: circle to realize that you know how much I value you.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Well, it was actually it was really jealousy from Sas
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: that he wanted that bird dog. I was, but that
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: was the best quarter bird dog ever had when they
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: had you on every paid add on YouTube.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: So we're on a lot of YouTube ads.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: You gotta make it.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: You know how much they pay you. I don't know
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: so much. The face.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Here we go again.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: It's true you worry it would be like ever YouTube viat.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: I'll probably be like, you're gonna go to bird Dogs
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: this weekend, a little bitch. I'll be like, holy shit,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: it's Francis.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I drove past a graveyard this weekend, and I couldn't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: help but think that a graveyard is like sounds like
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: a like a slow person from Philadelphia came up with
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: that term. Like it's kind of like an unceremonious term.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I guess cemetery is the more cemetery.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Is, the more proper. But hold your breath while you're
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: driving by.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I uhould do that, Dame, But I don't know what
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: it was what for good luck? Because if you breathe
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: a little bit, you'd die or some die.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah one time.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Used to be the leading cause of death. Yeah, one time.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: What happened. Well, the only time I hold my breath
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: at a graveyard is when i'm exzooming corpses to see
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: and steal the jewelry with which they were buried.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. To assess for romantic partners too, when you're exzooming.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if it's too late, you know those holes,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: you can't feel anything.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: That's why you gotta be fresh to the punch.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: I used to work at a restaurant and I would
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: have to run home through the graveyard every night, and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: it was so fucking scary. It would be like two
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: am and I'll be sprinting through a graveyard.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: There must have been another the quickest way, by a lot.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: You'd be surprised.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: There was no part of you that said, maybe I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: should take a little bit of a more circuitous route.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Honestly, because our town is so quiet, Like like walking
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: on the main road felt scarier than walking.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: On and sprinting through the graveyard. It was probably scary
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: for everybody else, just seeing like a kid run like anyone.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Would have seen me unless they were visiting or there ghosts. Yeah,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: it was like behind some old church and it was
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: like not it wasn't a Catholic church, but there was.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: There was not a lot of people buried there. It
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: was probably like twenty thirty.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: It was funny how much I think I used to
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: run home as a kid. Oh yeah, sprint or not
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: even as a kid, Like in college, you just like
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: get drunk and it's like it's a twenty minute walk
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: home from this party.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna sprint.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna run as fast as I can.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: You ever run home drunk?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and you get home sober and you're like, whoa,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: it's so study that was great. I feel fine.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Now I have a friend from home that does that,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: like still to this day, Like we'll be like when
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: I go when I when I'll go home and I'll
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: hang out with my friends, like we'll be like hanging
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: out and be a god, I'm gonna I'm gonna run
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: home that people are so it's like a forty five
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: minute walk.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: I have a friend who walked fourteen miles home once.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: He's in a resort in an island or something. Damn
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: you know what I was thinking of, which I missed
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: the boat on this, but I really wish that I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: had made a video at the right time of me
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: ordering a bottle service sign that said fuck anti Semitic
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: bottle service signs and having them come out with like
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: a huge amount of Ace of Spades champagne. Yeah, very meta.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: That would be very metal.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't that have been meta?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I'd definitely be breaking the fourth wall.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Damn it.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: You should have broke the fourth wall with.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: That, and they get like a smug photo of you
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: standing over it, like pointing up.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Is that what the kid did?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: No, that's like I was thinking of the balloons guy
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: on Twitter. You ever see that guy?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: He'll write like gay ass messages on in like balloons,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: and then he'll post in front of it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: And be like.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: And it'll be like can all people not be racist?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: And it'll be him standing in front of him.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: It's like, why not more dessert?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, less dessert or more dessert less hate like spread
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: out in front of it. People have hated that guy
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: for over a decade and he has just been He
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: has not let up at all.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the face of bird dogs now play.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's doing ads. I'm sure he does, like
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: a photo of the fucking gay quote, and then like
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: in the bottom there's like smaller balloons. They're like brought
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: to you by or it's like steak yeah, steak gambling,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Hell right?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Should we wrap it up?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: I only have one major date left this spring, which
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: is Chicago. That's June eighth weekend. There's only Rosemont tickets left,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: which is an awesome club, so I hope you'll come
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: out to that. Then I have a ton of dates
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: in the fall, also Tires Season, to keep an eye
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: out for that. That's coming up June fifth. Tickets for
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: all my shows are at Punch Up Dot Live Slash
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Francis Alas. Hope to see you there. Anything.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: I got nothing yet?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: Nice?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: All right, but you have no you doubt you have.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: You definitely have something coming up. Just plug something in
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: the future.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: I don't have anything coming up. I have my my
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: dates for the about summer and fall aren't even up
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: yet and they're late summer fall.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at Pilot Light in Knoxville.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm doing Scruffy City Hall on the second night
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: come see out, come see me out in Tennessee.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Cool sweet.
• 1:18:56
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• 1:19:05
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• 1:19:16
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• 1:19:23
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• 1:19:38
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