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WWE Smackdown 4/10/26 Review | The Most PATHETIC SEGMENT IN SMACKDOWN HISTORY · Solomonster Sounds Off

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there have been times over the years. I've been
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  Speaker 1: watching WWEE television for a very long time, and there
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  Speaker 1: have been many occasions over the years where I have
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  Speaker 1: been embarrassed to watch this television show, whether it be Rawsmackdown,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it may be. You know, Katie Vick for example,
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  Speaker 1: comes to mind. That's sort of at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the list, right, Katie Vick. That doesn't really get any
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  Speaker 1: worse than that. There's been some bad, god awful television
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  Speaker 1: over the years. I don't know that I have ever
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  Speaker 1: seen a segment as embarrassing, just on all levels as
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  Speaker 1: the one that we saw tonight on this SmackDown show.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't when you really take everything together collectively,
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  Speaker 1: like when you consider what the segment was, when you
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  Speaker 1: consider that this was a segment that was promoting a
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  Speaker 1: WrestleMania main event, We're not just talking about some random program.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about some random feud, We're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about some random pl main event. We're talking about one
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  Speaker 1: of the WrestleMania main events which has been hijacked, hijacked
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  Speaker 1: by an outsider being brought in for reasons that have
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  Speaker 1: absolutely nothing to do with the story that was being told.
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  Speaker 1: Between the two men that are actually in the main event,
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  Speaker 1: because that's really what's happened here, right, whoever you want
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  Speaker 1: to lay the blame on for this, This main event,
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  Speaker 1: which was going along, you know, perfectly fine, was hijacked
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  Speaker 1: and now it has turned into something completely I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even recognize what this match is. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even recognize what this match between Cody Rhodes and Randy
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  Speaker 1: Orton at WrestleMania is supposed to be. I really don't.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm watching this segment and like the word embarrassed,
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  Speaker 1: the word pathetic comes to mind. They were trying so
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  Speaker 1: hard tonight to sell tickets to a show that is
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  Speaker 1: not sold out. And the reason we know this is
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  Speaker 1: because they have beaten us over the head with it
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  Speaker 1: over the past week on their own television show. They
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  Speaker 1: did it last Friday, they did it on Monday, they
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  Speaker 1: did it again tonight. WrestleMania is not sold out, and
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  Speaker 1: so to incorporate this, I mean, what they did last
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  Speaker 1: week was bad enough, but to continue to incorporate that
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  Speaker 1: into the story and do what they did tonight was
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  Speaker 1: sheer desperation on the part of this company, the likes
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  Speaker 1: of which I cannot ever, recall seeing as we build
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  Speaker 1: to a WrestleMania main event, like I've seen some bad
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  Speaker 1: WrestleMania builds before, to a main event, nothing like what
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  Speaker 1: we saw tonight. This was a truly historic night here
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  Speaker 1: on SmackDown. And I'm not even talking about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you know, we've talked about SmackDown just as the
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  Speaker 1: drizzling diarrhea shits right now. It is the worst show
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  Speaker 1: on television, certainly in terms of wrestling shows, the worst
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  Speaker 1: show on television. But just watching Pat McAfee out there
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the ring doing his shtick, you know,
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  Speaker 1: which is what he is being told to do. This
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  Speaker 1: is not even a personal on Pat McAfee. The funny
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  Speaker 1: thing about all of this is that Pat McAfee, up
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  Speaker 1: until last week was actually a beloved figure by and
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  Speaker 1: large by the WWE audience. You know, he had been there,
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  Speaker 1: he had been commentator, he had been on television for
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  Speaker 1: a number of years, and I think by and large
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  Speaker 1: the audience they respected him, They liked him. They could
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  Speaker 1: plug him in wherever they needed him, like they did
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  Speaker 1: last year with that match with gunthri if they needed
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  Speaker 1: a you know, a babyface to plug in there and
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  Speaker 1: so now they've they've taken someone who the fans previously
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  Speaker 1: liked and they said, okay, we're going to make you
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  Speaker 1: a heal now. And now the fans are, you know,
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  Speaker 1: shitting all over him. Okay, fine, I guess, but he
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  Speaker 1: is now the focal point of WrestleMania this year. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to think about that. Pat McAfee is the
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  Speaker 1: focal point for WrestleMania. And this is where we are
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  Speaker 1: right now. Now. They had an opportunity after last week
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  Speaker 1: because we know this is the this is something that
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  Speaker 1: was run up the flag pole. This goes higher than
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  Speaker 1: WWE creative, right, We've heard all the stories over the
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  Speaker 1: past week. We know where this originates from. This goes
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  Speaker 1: beyond anybody in the writer's room. This goes beyond just
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  Speaker 1: the creative brain trust in WWE. But even still ari
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  Speaker 1: Emanuel himself. They had a week to look at the
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  Speaker 1: situation and abort mission. To abort the mission, you can
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  Speaker 1: still push ticket sales, you can still lower ticket prices
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  Speaker 1: and push ticket sales. You could do all of that
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  Speaker 1: stuff if you want to. But they had a week
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  Speaker 1: to look at this and go, Okay, we see the reaction.
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  Speaker 1: We see that people have been shitting all over this
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  Speaker 1: all week long, and yes, last week's show apparently did
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  Speaker 1: better ratings than SmackDown has done in a very long time,
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  Speaker 1: which is not surprising because they had advertise coming into
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  Speaker 1: the show that we would get the reveal for the
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  Speaker 1: Randy Orton phone call angles, so of course nobody knew
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  Speaker 1: what the reveal was going to be, but they built
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  Speaker 1: this up over a period of weeks. I'm not at
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  Speaker 1: all surprised to find out that last week was a
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  Speaker 1: highly rated episode of SmackDown. Even still, there was still
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  Speaker 1: time for them to abandon ship and salvage this WrestleMania
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  Speaker 1: main event that they had been building between Cody Roads
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  Speaker 1: and Randy Orton. And it would have been as simple
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  Speaker 1: as Randy Orton coming out this week because the man
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  Speaker 1: is a viper, the man is a snake, and Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee's out there acting like a fool and he gets
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  Speaker 1: you dropped with an RKO. Never trust the snake, and
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  Speaker 1: we could all just forget that any of this shit
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  Speaker 1: ever happened. Now. Of course, what that would have accomplished
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  Speaker 1: is it would have put Randy Orton in a position
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  Speaker 1: to be cheered even more than he was already being cheered,
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  Speaker 1: so they didn't do that. Instead, they doubled down on
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  Speaker 1: what we saw last week. They didn't read the room,
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  Speaker 1: and we ended up what we ended up with tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee coming into the show promised a massive surprise,
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  Speaker 1: massive surprise. Now, of course, you should know better than
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  Speaker 1: to trust WWE when it comes to any sort of
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  Speaker 1: massive surprise or any sort of mystery angle that they
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  Speaker 1: may be doing in terms of what the payoff might be.
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  Speaker 1: And if you were left disappointed tonight, then you have
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  Speaker 1: nobody to blame for that but yourself. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck you've been paying attention to. This is
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  Speaker 1: WWE that we're talking about here. What did you expect? Truly,
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  Speaker 1: what did you expect tonight? The big surprise to be
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  Speaker 1: the rock Give me a break, But he promised a
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  Speaker 1: massive surprise for this show. Do you want to know
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  Speaker 1: what that surprise was? Would you like to know what
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  Speaker 1: the massive surprise was for SmackDown tonight? Pat McAfee, in
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  Speaker 1: the course of his promo, mentioned that Ram Trucks the
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  Speaker 1: official sponsor of WrestleMania. He made a phone call to
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  Speaker 1: Ram Trucks and he got them to agree to cover
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  Speaker 1: twenty five percent of all night one only only Night
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  Speaker 1: one WrestleMania tickets that are purchased from now up until
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  Speaker 1: the end of Raw this Monday night. And as soon
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  Speaker 1: as he said it, men, they couldn't get that fucking
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  Speaker 1: graphic up on that screen quick enough twenty five percent off.
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  Speaker 1: So hey, the good news is that if you would
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  Speaker 1: like to go to WrestleMania, they did, in fact drop
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  Speaker 1: ticket prices, because now you've got twenty five percent off
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  Speaker 1: for WrestleMania Saturday now through Monday. Get your tickets now.
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  Speaker 1: So for everybody who wants to be there live to
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  Speaker 1: witness Pat McAfee against Cody or Randy Orton against Cody Rhodes,
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  Speaker 1: I presume with Pat McAfee in his corner at ringside,
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  Speaker 1: because he's in the graphic. In fact, the graphic for
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  Speaker 1: SmackDown tonight, I'm convinced they're trolling us at this point.
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  Speaker 1: The preview graphic for SmackDown Tonight had Cody Rhodes and
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee and Randy Orton was literally relegated to the background.
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  Speaker 1: He has been relegated, And if you watch the television
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  Speaker 1: show tonight, it actually makes all the sense in the
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  Speaker 1: world because Randy Orton was a background player tonight. He
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  Speaker 1: was in the background. We were one week away from WrestleMania.
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  Speaker 1: One half of the WrestleMania main event is now a
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  Speaker 1: bit player in the background. The real players here are
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee and Cody Rhodes. That is what this has become.
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  Speaker 1: But that was the big surprise tonight. The majority of
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  Speaker 1: the people who were watching this television show all over
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  Speaker 1: the country and all over the world, they're not even
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  Speaker 1: attending this fucking event. But boy, they made sure that
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  Speaker 1: you knew they were twenty five percent off for all
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  Speaker 1: WrestleMania Night one tickets. Thanks Ram, ram it up your ass.
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  Speaker 1: That was the big surprise tonight for those of you
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  Speaker 1: who are wondering what it was. But that wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: only surprise that we got. Oh no, wwe was full
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  Speaker 1: of surprises tonight because Jelly Roll was back on the show. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the last time we saw jelly Roll was a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks ago. He got dropped with an RKO by
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  Speaker 1: Randy Orton. And I told you last week. I said,
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  Speaker 1: don't be surprised. Don't be surprised if the main event
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  Speaker 1: of Backlash turns out to be a tag team match
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  Speaker 1: with Randy Orton and Pat McAfee against Cody Rhodes and
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  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll and now Dave Meltzer and The Observer this
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  Speaker 1: week had that very report that the current plan for
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  Speaker 1: Backlash on May ninth, which I believe is in Tampa,
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  Speaker 1: is to do a tag team match with Cody Rhodes
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  Speaker 1: and Jelly Roll against Randy Orton and Pat McAfee. The
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  Speaker 1: same Pat McAfee who reiterated tonight that if Randy Orton
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  Speaker 1: does not leave Las Vegas as the WWE champion, that he,
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  Speaker 1: being McAfee, will never again appear on wrestling television, which
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  Speaker 1: would seem to telegraph the outcome of the main event
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  Speaker 1: of Night one. So Jelly Roll was back on the
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  Speaker 1: show and he was angry. Oh, he was very angry.
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  Speaker 1: He was very angry. He wanted to get his hands
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  Speaker 1: on Randy Orton for what he did. He literally put
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  Speaker 1: his hands on Pat McAfee. They're building a few between
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  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll and Pat McAfee. Yes, And in fact, at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the segment with Pat McAfee and Cody Rose,
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  Speaker 1: Randy Orton finally popped up on the tron about five
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  Speaker 1: hours after the fucking promo started and we see Randy
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  Speaker 1: Orton and he had off camera. He had assaulted Jelly Roll,
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  Speaker 1: he had laid him out. Evidently, this is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: get heat because they're trying to get Randy Orton booed.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what they accomplished tonight, Randy Orton? They
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  Speaker 1: accomplished one thing. Randy Orton is no longer getting cheered,
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  Speaker 1: at least he wasn't tonight in San Jose, So good job, guys.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, Randy Orton barely got any kind of
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  Speaker 1: reaction at all, whatsoever. He went from getting overwhelming sheers
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  Speaker 1: and these great ovations when he would come out because
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  Speaker 1: the people wanted to see him win number fifteen at WrestleMania,
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  Speaker 1: and he comes out tonight and he gets nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: He gets no reaction. You know who's getting all the
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  Speaker 1: heat right now, Pat McAfee is getting all the heat.
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  Speaker 1: And now what they've done is they've taken Randy Orton.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming out and the fans don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck to think. So good job, guys, good job. And
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  Speaker 1: when the segment was over, guess who walked away with
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  Speaker 1: the WWE championship over his shoulder, not Randy Orton, not
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  Speaker 1: Cody Rhoades, Pat McAfee, because he is now officially the
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  Speaker 1: center of attention here on this show. He is the center,
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  Speaker 1: the central focus of this story. I have nothing against
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee as a performer. He has been used in
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  Speaker 1: rolls before, even the Gunther stuff, which I didn't mind him. Pat. Look,
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  Speaker 1: he's done a good job with that stuff before. We've
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  Speaker 1: seen him play heel before many years ago in NXT
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  Speaker 1: if you remember, I think he was on one side.
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  Speaker 1: Adam Cole in the Undisputed Error were on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen him do this before. And I already saw
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  Speaker 1: some comments in the chat and in other places from
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  Speaker 1: people saying, oh, well, this is the reaction that Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee is talking about. He's talking about the IWC. He's
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  Speaker 1: getting everybody riled up. It's getting the reaction that it's
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  Speaker 1: desired to get. There are people who I swear to God,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God, they will defend every fucking thing
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  Speaker 1: this company does until they're dying breadth. They will take
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  Speaker 1: that WWE cock and they will shove it down their
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  Speaker 1: throat until they fucking gag, and their dinner will be
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  Speaker 1: all over the fucking floor. They feel compelled to defend
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  Speaker 1: every move that this company makes. The point is not
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  Speaker 1: whether or not Pat McAfee goes out there and gets heat.
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee can go out there and get heat because
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  Speaker 1: he's annoying. Of course he can get heat. That's not
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  Speaker 1: the point. How do you not look at this and
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  Speaker 1: understand what the problem is though? How do you defend that?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you realize the real problem here is that you
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  Speaker 1: have taken the focus away from the two performers in
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  Speaker 1: the match. They are no longer the central focus of
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  Speaker 1: this match at WrestleMania. What WWWE has done in one week, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we now have two episodes of SmackDown in one week.
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  Speaker 1: They have ruined one of the main events of WrestleMania.
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  Speaker 1: And it started last week when Pat McAfee went out there.
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  Speaker 1: And again is part of this angle brilliant idea that
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  Speaker 1: they came up with, whether or not he was unscripted
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  Speaker 1: and they didn't know what he was gonna say. The
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  Speaker 1: fact is they sent him out there. They sent him
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  Speaker 1: out there, and he cut a promo in an effort
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  Speaker 1: to hype up WrestleMania talking about how everything sucks. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's one thing if I come on here every week
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  Speaker 1: and I tell you how everything sucks, because guess what,
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  Speaker 1: it fucking sucks. I'm not gonna come on here and
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  Speaker 1: lie to you. I'm telling you like it is. You
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  Speaker 1: watch the same fucking show that I don tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm lying. You know, everything out of my mouth is
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent true. Every time I come on here
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  Speaker 1: and talk about SmackDown, the worst television show right now
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  Speaker 1: going in all of wrestling. It's been this way for
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  Speaker 1: most of the year. It gets progressively worse week by week.
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  Speaker 1: I am not telling any lies when I talk about that,
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  Speaker 1: but it's one thing for me because I'm totally divorced
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  Speaker 1: from all of this. Right, I'm an independent party here.
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  Speaker 1: I have no connection to any of this shit. I
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  Speaker 1: can come on here and give my honest opinions. Very
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  Speaker 1: different when you have somebody go on the show and
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  Speaker 1: as part of your main event angle, he goes out
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  Speaker 1: there and says everything sucks, the product sucks, the roster sucks,
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  Speaker 1: the champion sucks, the show isn't sold out, and we're
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  Speaker 1: here to save wrestling. Right, everything's the shits, but we're
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  Speaker 1: here to save wrestling. You don't see the issue with this.
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  Speaker 1: How does that sell tickets? But what they've done is
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  Speaker 1: they've taken a match that I was genuinely looking forward to,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been waiting a few years to see WWE
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  Speaker 1: finally do this match, and they have managed to ruin it.
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  Speaker 1: They have taken a match that I was genuinely looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to seeing at WrestleMania for a long time. And
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  Speaker 1: now I find myself in a position where I sit
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  Speaker 1: here and I'm like, I just can't wait for this
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  Speaker 1: shit to be over with? Can we just get this
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  Speaker 1: over with? Can we fast forward to the end of
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  Speaker 1: this so we could be done with this? That's where
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  Speaker 1: I am right now in this for Cony Roads and
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  Speaker 1: Randy Yorton. Like, if you've listened to any of the
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  Speaker 1: shows I've done over the last couple of years, you've
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  Speaker 1: heard me talk about how man, I can't believe they
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  Speaker 1: haven't done this match yet. I can't believe it. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait for them to finally do a proper story
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  Speaker 1: between these two. There's so much history there to build on,
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  Speaker 1: and now I find myself in a situation a week
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  Speaker 1: out where it's like, I just can't wait for this
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  Speaker 1: shit to be over with. That's fucking sad, and I
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  Speaker 1: guarantee you I'm not the only one to feel that way. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're somebody who actually likes what's going on, or
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  Speaker 1: you think, oh man, this is adding a level of
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  Speaker 1: excitement to WrestleMania that wasn't there before. Look, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even shitting on you for that, Like, whatever the fuck
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  Speaker 1: you want to like, but don't sit here and tell
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  Speaker 1: me that, oh, well, you know, the IWC only hates
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  Speaker 1: it because they're getting worked, or the iw like, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: fuck off, seriously, fuck right off with that. You have
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  Speaker 1: to understand where these people who are watching this show
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  Speaker 1: are coming from when they talk about how awful and
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: how counterproductive this angle is. That's set And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: besides all of that, let's put that all on the
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  Speaker 1: side here for a second. That segment tonight was fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It was a fucking awful, awful, fucking segment, just objectively
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  Speaker 1: bad television. So it sucks that my interest level in
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  Speaker 1: this match has plunged into the depths of hell. At
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  Speaker 1: least we still have Roman Reigns in cmpunk on Night two.
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  Speaker 1: That's honestly the best thing I can say about it.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't announce officially the Jelly Roll is going to
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  Speaker 1: be at WrestleMania in Cody's corner, but it stands to
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  Speaker 1: reason that more than likely Jelly Roll will be a
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  Speaker 1: part of this main event in some way, to which
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  Speaker 1: I say, I don't give a shit. I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a shit. I can't wait for all of this shit
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  Speaker 1: to be over with. This is so like I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: this segment with him rolling down the window as McAfee
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  Speaker 1: is driving away out of the parking lot at the
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  Speaker 1: end of all this, and he's talking about Marx and
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  Speaker 1: he's talking about the IWC, and it's what I said
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  Speaker 1: last week. This is WCW two thousand levels of fucking
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  Speaker 1: russo bullshit, and that's not a good thing. It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is cringey, awful, tryhard television where they are trying
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  Speaker 1: to come off I guess as cool and inside, and
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  Speaker 1: they just they're trying. They're taking an approach that is
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  Speaker 1: just all wrong and was completely unnecessary and has made
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  Speaker 1: this match something where I kind of look away and
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  Speaker 1: I shudder. Now when I see him come out there
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  Speaker 1: and he's doing his shtick and he's I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know how he's cutting these promos, the way he enunciates
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: certain words what we're talking about, running the ort, running
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: in the art. Like I love those reports of Ari
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Emmanuel apparently thinking that he could be the next Sylvester stilllone.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You've got a lot of work to do, buddy, on
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: that front. I've never seen Pat McAfee act in anything
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: in my life. But if these promos that he has
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: cut so far are any indication this brother has a
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: long way to go. It's gonna be a fucking struggle
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: for this guy if you think he's gonna be your
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: next big movie star. But we have to be subjected
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: to this now on television every week because we get
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: all these guys coming out here who are playing wrestler.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Now you know they're coming out here. It's fantasy camp
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: for them. WrestleMania main event this year is basically the
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: fantasy Camp main event. And it's sad. It's sad, it's pathetic,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and to see them basically groveling on television begging people
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to buy tickets to their show without realizing the reasons
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: why people are not buying tickets to your show. People
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: aren't buying tickets to your show because a, Yes, prices
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: are elevated, and they're not willing to spend or they
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: can't spend that kind of money on tickets to a
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: show probably of any kind, let alone WrestleMania. But also,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: your show sucks right now. Your show is fucking terrible,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: and so who's going to spend four or five hundred
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: dollars on nose bleed seats to go to your fucking
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: terrible show? Like this is a terrible television program. They
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: did nothing tonight on this show. Throughout all of the
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: segments on this three hour program, even forgetting the Cody
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: and Randy stuff, they did nothing on this show tonight
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: that I can honestly think anybody who is not a
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: pod person from another planet or a bot to get
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: anybody legitimately excited any more so than they may have
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: already been for WrestleMania, which should be the objective of
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: these shows a week out from WrestleMania is to get
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: people really hyped up and amped up. Man, you know what,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I was kind of looking forward to WrestleMania, but now
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for WrestleMania. The best thing I could
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: say say about it, I can't wait for the train wreck.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: That's your WrestleMania hype for this year. Our main event
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: tonight was Jade Cargill against Eo Sky. Eo Sky at
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: the moment, has no match at WrestleMania. Now, maybe that'll
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: change on Monday. There's a lot of balls that are
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: hanging in the air right now. We don't know where
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: they're gonna land. Maybe she'll end up with a match
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: of WrestleMania. We were saying that last week about Carmelo Hayes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe he'll end up with a match of WrestleMania. The
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: answer to that, no, he'll have to wait until next year,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: so we know that already. Eo we don't know, but
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: she had this may have been her WrestleMania main event tonight.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: She went one on one with Jade all in the
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: furtherance of the story between Jade and Rhea and EO
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: went in there and she lost. She lost clean to
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the WWE Women's Champion, and then we had a standoff
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: between Rhea and Jade, and I looked at my clock
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: and I said, huh, it's eleven O three. It's kind
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: of out SmackDown getting an overrun. I don't want to
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: watch the actual three hours of this show now, they're
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: going into an overrun. No, we don't need more of this,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: We need less of this. We don't need more SmackDown.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Don't ever do that again. If Raw goes over, fine,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: but SmackDown absolutely not. We don't need to see that again.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: No overrun is necessary. The best thing I could say
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: about this show tonight, if I try to be nice,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: The best thing I could say about this show. We
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: finally got the debut, the television debut of Royce Keys.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know why it took this long. We're a
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: week out from WrestleMania. Now we get his debut on TV.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: But at least now he's on TV. And honestly, I
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: think the reason we got him on TV this week
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: is because he's winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Royal next week. Otherwise, I don't know why they didn't
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: just wait another two weeks. We're a week out from WrestleMania.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Why else would he debut tonight other than the fact, yes,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: they were in San Jose, which is basically his backyard.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: But I think he ought to be the winner in
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: the Andre Battle Royal next week. Not that doesn't not
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: that it means anything. Of course, it doesn't mean Jack's shit,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but it would be a nice little feather in his cap.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It would be something. It would be something. But yes,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: carmel O Hayes was on the show tonight. He did
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: not wrestle He is not at WrestleMania. The Women's United
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: States Championship will not be defended at WrestleMania. I don't
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: know where Julia was. Tiffany Stratton, she went into WrestleMania
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: last year. I believe as the champion on SmackDown as
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: EO did on Raw right now, both women. They have
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: no match of WrestleMania and the tag team titles as
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: far as the men goes, you know Ron SmackDown. Don't
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: even get me started. We know the World Tag Team
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Champions on Raw. They have a match at WrestleMania. The
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: titles are not on the line. Nobody gives a shit
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: because the tag team division is dead on SmackDown. Damian
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Priest and Our Truth they are the tag team champions.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Our Truth was on the show tonight, as was Damian Priest.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: They were in the back. Our Truth was the spokesperson
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: for ESPN and he was doing his cringey little plug
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: that they always have him do for all of the
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: brain damage people apparently out there who have no idea
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: how to use their phone and how to use the
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: ESPN app. Got our truth there to show you. But
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of course, the WWE tag team titles, they are not
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: defended at WrestleMania this year either because the tag team
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: division is dead. Neither set. They have two sets of
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: men's tag team titles, Neither of them are being defended
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: at WrestleMania. Neither of them should be defended at WrestleMania.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I have no issue with that. The women's US title.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: That's a shame because all of the other singles titles
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: are on the line except that one. Let's talk about
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: this show. This is your Friday Night SmackDown review. It
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: is Friday, April tenth, twenty twenty six. I am the
• 22:48
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• 22:53
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• 23:35
  Speaker 1: so we are guaranteed at least one round of be
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the Booker tonight. I'm done with this show. I'm so
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: done with this show. This show is so fucking bad.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: This show is so fucking bad. Like, I'm personally offended
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: by how awful this television show is. I really am, Like,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you have the talent that they have. I don't know
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: how it's possible to put together a television show every
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: single week that seems to get progressively worse like that
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: takes a special talent, and I'm not really sure why
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: that is the case. I'm not really sure why this
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: is happening. But this show is awful. I will fight
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: anybody who tries to defend this piece of shit show. Now,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: after recapping last week's terrible angle, they cut to Cody Rhodes.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: He is walking in through the parking lot and he
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: encounters Nick All. This Cody wants to know where Pat
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: McAfee is. I was hoping kidnapped him Bogata somewhere. But
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: all this said, the McAfee wasn't here yet. But he
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: warned Cody. He said, look, when he gets here, you're
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: not allowed to put your hands on it him, no
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: physical contact. He's under strict orders from above. This is
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: above his head. So then fucking jelly Roll shows up
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. There he is, and he's all pissed
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: off after what happened to him a couple of weeks ago,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: because the last time we saw him, he was dropped
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: with an RKO. And so jelly Roll was looking for
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Randy Orton and Pat McAfee and he was told the
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: same thing, don't put your hands on them. Jelly Roll
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: is not even a fucking contracted talent. He just shows
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: up whenever he wants to. You have no control over him.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do you put your hands on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Randy Orton or Pat McAfee. What could they possibly do
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: to him? Suspend him? He's not under contract. Jelly Roll
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: could do whatever. Jelly Roll could show up with a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: fucking barbed wire baseball bat. He could have beaten Pat
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: McAfee's brains in tonight. There isn't a damn thing that
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Pat mac or nick All does ort Pat McAfee could
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: do to jelly Roll over it. But apparently he's bound
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: by the same rules. He's a guest in their house,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: so he has to abide by the same rules. Right,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you want to come into the house, you got to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: take your shoes off like everybody else. So off goes
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: all this, and then Jelly Roll turns to Cody Rhodes
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and it's time for him to cut one of his
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: inspirational He's going to cut one of his inspirational promos,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: which he's very good at. We've seen him do this
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: a few times over the last several weeks. And he
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: tells Cody, this isn't about Pat McAfee. This is about
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: twenty years of friendship between Cody and Randy being flushed
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: down to toilet, and he told Cody not to get
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: distracted because this isn't about Cody's story anymore. Oh, it's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: not Cody's story anymore. All right, I don't know whose
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: story it is. It's definitely not Cody's story, that is true.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: So the show opened proper with rheo Ripley coming down
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to the ring, and she was pissed off. Yeah, she's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: not the only one. She said, this isn't about physiques,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: this isn't about any of that said, not anymore, not
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: after Jade attacked her EO, so she said, get your
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: ass out here. Instead, EO came out. She was holding
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: her ribs, which were injured on Monday night. She was
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: beaten about with a Kendo stick by Jade Cargill, so
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: she did get EO chance. People still like Eosky and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Rio wanted to know, you know, why are you out here?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You're still hurting everything? And EO said that she knows
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Ria is angry, and so is she. A lot of
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: angry people coming out of SmackDown tonight. I guess angry
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: is better than depressed, which is how it usually is
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: with these people on Smack. Then everybody always seems so depressed.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not really a surprise why tonight everybody
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: was angry. She knows Rio will beat Jade at WrestleMania,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: but she wants to face Jade tonight. And Rhea said
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that EO's not one hundred percent after Monday, you sure, like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: are you sure this is what you want, and so
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: there were more EO chants and EO said yes, I'm sure.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: So she's gonna go talk to Nick all this if
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: she has to, but she wants Jade tonight, and that
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: brought out Nick all This, who confirmed it tonight in
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: San Jose in the main event, it will be Jade
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Cargill one on one with Eosky. So the good news
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: is that we got Eosky in the main event. The
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: bad news is we had Jade Cargill and just a
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: non title main event here on SmackDown that I don't like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: During the commercial break, I will point out they accidentally
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: played the NXT will be right backscreen. I was a
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: little confused, you know, they were showing images of Ethan
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Page and Lolavice Zaria, Like, am I watching the right
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: show here? I wish I was watching NXT tonight, and
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: then midway through they switched it to the correct screen.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I was watching on an Italian server, by the way,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: because my usual Netherlands server or I was not able
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: to get smacked Down tonight. I think it's funny. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: think they're playing a whack a mole and they're trying
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: to kind of crack down on things with certain servers
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: or countries or whatever. So I took a trip to
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Italy and I was able to watch SmackDown that way.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So then we had San Jose's own Bailey, who got
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: a nice reaction coming out along with her partner Lyra Valkyria.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: We had Bailey against Alexa Bliss, who had Charlotte Flair
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: in her corner. Two of the four teams that are
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: scheduled to battle for the women's tag team titles at WrestleMania,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: and it sounds like if Nicky Bella is not cleared,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it's still very unclear she'll be able to wrestle next week.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It sounds like if Nicki Bella is not cleared, what
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: they may do is they may swap Osca and Kyrie
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Sane into the match, which I don't understand at all.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I really don't either Nicki Bella can go or she can't.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: If the Bella Twins aren't able to wrestle, then take
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: them out the match and make it a triple threat.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: What is this obsession that it has to be a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: four way? Look, if these reports are to be believed,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that you have a match between Eosky
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: and Oscar, which now it sounds like they may hold
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: off until Backlash to do it again. It's up in
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the air right now as far as WrestleMania. But you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: have a match that you've been building to. Osca cut
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: a video promo on her. On Monday, EO one on
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: social media and said see you in Vegas and cut
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: her own promo on Oscar like you've you've been building
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: to an actual match between the two of them. Whether
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: or not Nikki Bella can go next weekend should have
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: no bearing on whether EO and Oscar have a match.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I mean to me, that's just stupid. We have Bailey
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and we had Alexa. I was having flashbacks here too.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: This is your life from twenty seventeen. You talk about
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: bad television. I'll watch that segment from twenty seventeen. Okay,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the bay this is your lie. I'll watch that five
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: times straight. Yeah, that's right, you tell them, I'll watch
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that five times straight. Before I watched that McAfee segment
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: ever again, Bailey counted a sister Abigail ddt attempt from
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Bliss with a Bailey to belly. Bliss tried to get
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a pin using the ropes. Referee caught it, though Bailey
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: headed up top. She connected with her diving elbow for
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: a very close near fall. I mean, Alexa she waited
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: until the last possible second to get her shoulder up
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: on that. Bliss rolled out of the ring. Charlotte was there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Bailey went out after Alexa Lyra Valcarria. She got up
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: in Charlotte's face and they were arguing, and this distraction
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: allowed Alexa to sneak up behind Bailey and roll her
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: up for the flash pin, and Alexa Bliss picks up
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the wind. Of course, they had to beat Bailey in
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: her hometown, because of course they did. Now she was
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: wrestling a heel, you'd be like, okay, well put more
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: heat on whoever the person was that beat her. Fine,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: but it's two babyfaces. Did you really have to beat
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Bailey in San Jose? The answer is no. I'm really
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: genuinely starting to wonder if Vince is back. I mean,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: some of these decisions are just mind boggling to me.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: This was a classic vincesm here you got to beat
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: him in their hometown, pal. So yeah, tough tough night
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: there for Bailey. Otherwise, I thought the match itself, I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: thought it was solid nothing too memorable, but it was
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: nice to not have Nya Jackson Lash Legend run out
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to ruin the match, so at least we didn't get
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a fuck Actually we did get a fuck finish. Instead
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: of getting a fuck finish with Naya and Lash, we
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: got a fuck finish off the old distraction roll up.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'd call that a fuck finish. So they replayed what
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: happened last week when samy' zane beat Carmelo Hayes in
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: their United States Championship match, and then it was to
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the back, and I was hopeful at this point, Okay,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: they're replaying it. We're about to get mellow. Maybe they're
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: going to find a way, even though it doesn't make
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: any sense at this point because he lost clean last week.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I had people who were trying to explain to me, Okay,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, like like I watched wrestling twice
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: in my life. Well, last week wasn't clean. That wasn't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a clean win for Sammy's A. Evidently because Carmelo Hayes,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: who had injured his leg in the course of the match,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: was in the corner and the referee was in the
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: corner asking him if he was okay, and Sammy came
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: flying in with the Halluva kick, and I guess he
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't ready, So therefore it was unclean what people were
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: trying to tell The only thing unclean is your ass. Okay,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: he beat him clean last week. So as much as
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to have seen Carmelo Hayes somehow
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: added into this match of WrestleMania, at this point would
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: not have even made any sense. He would have been
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a charity case, like, all right, we'll throw you a
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: bone here, We'll give you a WrestleMania spot, like, you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: know what, it's probably better off at this point, it
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't even make any sense. But they cut to the
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: back and he's in the trainer's room. He's rehabbing his
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: knee and Matt Cardona is there with him, and Cardona
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: is telling him, you know, you'll you'll have to wait patiently.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I've been there before. You'll get your WrestleMania moment one day, right,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: that day will not be today, but you will get
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: your WrestleMania moment. You just have to be patient. It's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: totally worth it. It's worth the wait. So Trick Williams
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: walks in with Lil YACHTI he was back too, So
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: we had Pat McAfee and we had Jelly Roll and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: we had Lil YACHTI we have anybody else tonight, just
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: those three. I think it was just those we had.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I show speed on Monday. Lil YACHTI was wearing a
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: white T shirt with a gingerbread man on it because
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: last week they were calling Sammy's ain, you know, a
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: gingerbread man because he's a ginger. So Hayes told him
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to get out of his face. I got to rehab
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: my knee, and YACHTI told Melo, you can watch WrestleMania
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: from your couch. Melo told Trick, you know what, I
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: hope you do win a wrestle Media because on the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: other side, I look forward to beating you and taking
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: my title back. And then he left. And so at
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that point I knew this guy ain't going to wrestle
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Mania because the way this segment was scripted, he's already resigned.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He's already resigned to the fact that he's not getting
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a WrestleMania match. So it was very clear from this like, Okay,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: he's out of the picture. He's not going to wrestle Mania.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: He could always win the Andre Battle royal. I guess
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: for a second year in a row, right, he could win, Dre.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: What happened to the necklace that he was wearing, right, Dre, Yeah,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: maybe he can do that. So Melo leaves and Trick
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: at Cardona and he goes, what the hell are you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: looking at? And Cardona said that he was tired of
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: all these guests running their mouths like they owned the place.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And Trick said, usually he doesn't have the time for this,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to wrestle mania. So then Yati speaks
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: up and Yachty said that no, you know what, you
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: can whoop on this guy tonight. And Trick was caught
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: off guard by this this guy speaking for him, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Cardona liked the idea, and he said, you know what,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go find Nick all this and I'm
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: going to go make it official. And Trick looked annoyed
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and Yachty, you know, they went back and forth. I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: will say this, as much as the celebrity mania, I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: have total just celebrity fatigue at this point. Lil YACHTI
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and he like he and Trick. They play well off
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: of each other. He doesn't need Trick doesn't need him though,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: like if this was going to be a long term thing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: He doesn't need him because Trick is a great talker
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: on his own. So that's the thing about it, Like
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: they don't need to really be a pairing, but they
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: do play well off of each other. I'll say that. Look,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I had praise for I Show Speed. I think what
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Speed's done so far is great too. I just I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: don't need to be seeing Liul Yati and I Show
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Speed and Jelly Roll and Path McAfee and they're trying
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to get Tom Brad like I don't need this, Like
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: we don't need this, We don't need all of this
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: at once, overwhelming the show going into WrestleMania. After the break,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: we got a Drew mac entire video and he was
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: talking from behind bars, which is where every single person
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: responsible for this television show belongs. So he's cutting his
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: promo in a jail cell. Said tonight, we're close to
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Fat Two's hometown. And he revealed that at this point
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: that he was speaking from a jail cell. We didn't
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: see that at first. He knows Fat two spent a
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: lot of time here. This cell is who fought two
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: is and will always be. He's a convict his family
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: needed a father and a provider, while all Fought two
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: gave them was a war. Talking Mugshot said, unsanctioned to
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania means he'll beat FOT two within an inch of
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: his life. Just so Far Too can screw up again
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and wind up right back here. He said. The system
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: failed Drew, and Fat Too has been stealing from him
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: ever since. At WrestleMania he's fought Two's judge, jury an executioner.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: So then we cut to the back and we saw
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Jacob was watching this on a flat screen. Kathy Kelly
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: was right there to ask for his immediate opinion on
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: what he just saw, and before Fat two could really
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: say much, Solo Sokoa and the MFTs approach Jacob Fatu. Yes,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the last people I was looking for at this point
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in the show, as I was preparing myself for what
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: we were about to get with Pat McAfee and I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: get the MFTs. So they exchanged words and Fat two says, hey,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: we could on this back again later, if you know,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: if you want to, and I'm like, no, I don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: think we need that, please No. So Solo brings up
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: this being the same place here in San Jose all
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: those months ago when Jacob had all eleven teeth kicked
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: out of his mouth. Yeah, he's sticking his tither's ah, like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, he's sticking his toil Who's ah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck? And Solo accurately pointed out, we
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: still don't know what happened, which is kind of crazy
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: because I had people, you know, telling me, well, you know, Solo, monster,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: they already established that it was Drew MacIntyre and I
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: keep telling you people, no, it wasn't, it was Randy Orton.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Just give it time. We'll find out. But Solo's like, yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: we never did find out exactly who was responsible for
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: that or you know what happened there. So he said
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: that Tomatonga might do something about it, and Toma got
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: caught off guard by this, but he steps up to
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Fatu and we find out that the two of them
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: were going to have a wrestling match later on in
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: the show. So we are back to Fatu and the MFTs,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: at least for one night only. We're back to this again,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: and we just achieved the bonus goal. So that's very good.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: See we are very active tonight. I can tell. That's good.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's good. It'll keep the blood pumping as we go along.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Here we got a video package introducing us to Royce
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Keys as he talked about his own past and you know,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: all the drug issues and growing up you know, in
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the mean streets of Palo Alto, in a very dangerous
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: area out there in California, and he visited his childhood home.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So this was just a quick segment to get us
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: prepared for the in ring SmackDown debut of Powerhouse Hobbs.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Here on this show, it was time for Royce Keys
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: and he was going to be takinging on one half
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: of Los Garza. It was Berto Tough Challenge tonight for
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Royce Keys. Angel was out there with him, but it
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: was burto Burdo got to play victim tonight next week.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe not next week, but maybe the week after that.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It'll be Angel tonight. Though it was Berto's turn, this
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: was almost all Royce Keys, as it should be. There
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: was one moment in the match they were outside and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Keys got distracted by Angel and he got shoved into
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: the ring post by Burdo, and that was about the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: only real bit of offense that Berto had here in
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: this match. This was a situation where Burdo got to
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: show off some flashy offense for you know, maybe ninety
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: seconds or so, and then he got caught off of
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: a diving crossbody and then he got dumped with a
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: fallaway slam. Keys hoisted him up onto his shoulders for
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the running power slam Angel tried to interfere, he got
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: dropped on the apron with a clothesline. Down came the straps,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and Keys finished him off with an arn Anderson esque spinebuster,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and he picked up the win in his debut. And
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: as I said at the beginning of the review that right,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: there should be your Winter next week and de Andre
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, because if not, I don't
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: really understand what the purpose was in debuting him now.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You could have debuted him a month ago, because remember
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: he was in the Rumble. He technically debuted in the
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Royal Rumble. That was the what was that February first
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: or January thirty first, and then we haven't seen the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: work in dark matches ever since against Berdo and fucking
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Nathan Fraser, and this is all he's been doing now
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: for like six weeks. They had six weeks to debut
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: him on TV before tonight, and now we're so close
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: to WrestleMania, it's like, all right, he's not on the
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: wrestle Media card. You can debut him maybe on the
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: first SmackDown coming out of WrestleMania. I think they chose
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: to do it tonight in part because of where they were,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: But I also think that by debuting him tonight, you've
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: now set him up to be the obvious Winter next week,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: because why not, like you would expect him to be
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in the match. Why would he be in the match?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: He already was in the rumble and lost, Like, at
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: least let him win the Battle Royal. You're trying to
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: establish this guy on the on the roster as a monster.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Let him go in there and win. That's what I
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: would do. I'm picking him to win. Outside the arena,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee arrives. Oh joy, here he is. Pat McAfee
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: is here. He's in his pickup truck all by himself,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and he runs into Nick all this on his way
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: into the building, and he verified with all this. He goes,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you did tell them, right, You told them that no
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: one is allowed to put their hands on him tonight,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: and all this said, yes, I told them so. Then
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: he tossed his keys to him like he's a valet.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: He dropped him on the floor, so he had to
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: pick him up, and he gave his keys to all this,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and he starts walking into the building and he gets
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: approached by Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll's been waiting all night
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: for this moment. Jelly Roll wanted to know, were you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the one who's told Randy Orton to drop him two
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: weeks ago? With that? RKO pat denied it, but he
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: told him, you know, you shouldn't have been there anyway, dude,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: like you shouldn't have been in there in between Randy
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and Cody to begin with. And Jelly said, well, you're right,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been there, but you had no business
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: being there either. He goes, why are you here? Yeah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: it's a really good question. Why are you here? So
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: he tells Jelly Role, Look, it's a lot bigger than
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you could ever imagine. He called Jelly an outsider who's
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be a part of their business. So
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll threatened to check him right now since he
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: didn't see Randy Orton around anywhere, and then he grabbed
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: him by the shirt and he backed McAfee up against
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the wall. Nick Alldos was over quickly to stop him,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: so Jelly shoved Nick Alders too. May as well again
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: he doesn't work there. And then McAfee told foreign Adam
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Pierce to get that ex con out of the building,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: and then he proceeded to make his way towards the
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: ring because he and Randy Jordan we have to save
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the business. We have to save the business. After the break,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Kathy Kelly was in the back to talk to Royce Keys,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: and Keys talked about making his SmackDown debut here in
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the Bay Area. He was all pumped up until Solo
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Sakawa showed out. Boy, he's just interrupting segments left and
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: right tonight, isn't he. He just goes around backstage waiting
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: to see it. Who's being interviewed? Which interview can I crash?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: First it was Jacob Fatu, Now it's Royce Keys. So
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: he walks up to Royce and he says he runs
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: things around here, so if Keys ever needs anything, his
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: door is always open. So they already have Keys now
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: working with the MFTs. I mean, God, give me strength,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: give me strength with this fucking show. But it gets
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: worse much much worse because after that it was time
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: for Legitimately, I'm not being hyperbolic here. I've seen a
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: lot of bad television on SmackDown over the years, but
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: when you take everything into account, this was legitimately one
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: of the worst segments in SmackDown history. And it's Pat
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: McAfee on his way to the ring by himself to
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: play pretend heel, which is what this entire thing feels like.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, it is so forced, It is so
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: forced and so out of left field, like some people
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: can pull it off. And again I'm not saying Pat
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: can't be a good heel, but this seems so forced.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It feels like he's out there putting on a performance
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and he's trying so hard. He's trying too hard to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: be just the big shthead heel. And I think people
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: are still looking at this and still wondering to themselves
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: they don't really even get why this is happening. It
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: still really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: McAfee comes out to the r As soon as he
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: comes out, immediately he is flipping off the crowd. So
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: on Netflix, I was watching a Netflix feed, I'm sure
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: it was like this on USA as well. They blacked
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: out the screen, can't see the double bird. So McAfee
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: gets into the ring and immediately he says, San Jose,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: what a shithole. So they booed him. They booed him.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Lost my connection there for a second. Even my connection
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: is pissed off at this show. I think my obs
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: is trying to tell me, dude, don't even talk about
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: this show. Let's just end it right here. I think
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: it's trying. I think my soft where is trying to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: send me a message. There's a reason why it buffered
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: right when I'm about to start talking about the McAfee segment.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But I must this is my job, it's my obligation.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I must go on. I didn't sit through three hours
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: of this horseshit tonight to keep it all to myself.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep it all bottled up. We're
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: all gonna talk about it here now. So anyway, McAfee
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: is in the ring and they're booing him, and so
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: he climbs the ropes and again he flips off the
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: crowd with the double bird. Hey, at least they got
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: somebody some heat. It wasn't Randy Orton getting the heat.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: But at least someone's getting heat, someone other than Cody.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He said, It's crazy that they boo him. He's the
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: hero in this entire thing, he said. The fans cheer
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: for these spineless bums like cmpunk. Did you like what
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: he had to say on Monday? When Punk called him
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee for him, it's hard to take serious because,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: as Punk was talking the other night about a lot
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: of people more important and in better shape than he is,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: it was hard to get past the fact that he
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: was wearing a WWE officially licensed cmpunk jacket with an
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: officially licensed WWE T shirt on underneath the jacket. He's
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: got two hundred and eighty three things for sale to
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: all of you on WWE shop dot com. And he
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: wonders when that TKO merch check comes through, who does
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: it go to? Does it go to the needy families
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: who can't afford WrestleMania tickets? Or does it go right
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: into the bank, into the bank account called I'm sorry
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia. So I want you to I want I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: want to stop right here for a moment. So several
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: minutes of this segment were dedicated to Pat McAfee responding
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to the guy who was in the other WrestleMania main event.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: This for a little bit here morphed into Pat McAfee
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: versus Cmpunk. Even we're supposed to be promoting Cody Roads
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: against Randy Yorton. So he called Punk a fraud. He
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: continued to cut a promo on cm Punk, who was
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: not a part of this match, by the way, he
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: called him a fraud. Goes like a politician, says all talk,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: no action, said a man who has the chance to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: change things. But he gets into the ring, he sits down,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: he rolls over like the little bitch that he is.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Him Pat McAfee. He says, I'm an agent of change.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: And when Punk mentioned that the ticket prices are too high,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: he couldn't help but agree with him. If it wasn't
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: for Randy Orton, why would anyone want to spend their
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: money to watch WrestleMania. So he decided to be our hero.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: He called a fan in the crowd Fatso at this point,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: now he's channeling his inner nineteen eighty seven Rick Flair.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: He's looking over in the crowd, Hey, fat boy, goes,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: even though none of you disgusting bums deserve it. He
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: decided to help them out. He called Ram Trucks. Now,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Ram Trucks is the official sponsor, he says, of WrestleMania
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: this year. See he called Ram Trucks and asked them
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: if they want to help wrestling fans get to WrestleMania,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and they said absolutely, so he asked them, why don't
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you pick up twenty five percent of the bill. This
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: is how bad things have gotten in terms of their greed, okay,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: and the prices of these tickets. It's one thing to
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: just lower the ticket prices. What they have done here,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: if you really stop and think about it, is they
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: are having one of Now this is I don't know
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: if they're actually doing this or not, but like in storyline,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: at least they're having one of their sponsors pick up
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: the tab and shave twenty five percent off tickets that
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: are sold for WrestleMania Night one between now and Monday night.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: We'll have Ram Trucks cover the cost of twenty percent
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: of everyone's tickets because the prices are so fucking high.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Instead of just lowering them, Ram Trucks has agreed to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: pay a portion of everyone's ticket for WrestleMania Night one.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's how bad things have gotten. This is now part
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: of the storyline. This is part of the story now
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: of this match. That's pathetic. And Pat McAfee is coming
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: out and he's flipping everybody off, and he's calling them marks,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: and he's calling them fat soos, and he's calling them scum,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: and he's calling them all all sorts of horrible things. Right,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: and yet he's babyfacing everybody by saying, guess what, I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: made one phone call and so all of you now
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: can get a twenty five percent discount on your WrestleMania tickets.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. So I don't know, I mean, he's supposed
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: to be a healer, who's supposed to be a babyface.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not sure what's going on here.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: This entire situation is very weird. He's gone babyface here
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: in this moment. So immediately as soon as you mentioned this,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a graphic shows up in the corner of the screen.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Twenty five percent off all WrestleMania Saturday tickets now through Monday,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: go to ticketmaster dot com. Like they couldn't get that,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you know how, Like when you're watching Dynamite and there
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: are two guys and they're like, hey, you know we're
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: gonna have a match tonight. And then five seconds later, oh,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Tony Kahan has made it official and they have the
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: graphic already and then it's like boom right there at
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the corner, and I'm like, really that quickly? Huh? Oh?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: They could wait to get that graphic up on the screen.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: This basically just turned into a commercial to try to
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: sell more tickets for WrestleMania, because they are desperately, desperately
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: trying to move tickets. But you would think they had
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: ten thousand tickets sold for WrestleMania this year. Like the
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: desperation could not be more obvious. And apparently with all
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the things that they've done over the last couple of weeks.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: They announced John Cena as the host of WrestleMania, they
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: had this angle with Pat McAfee last week, the number
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: of tickets that they have moved since these announcements have
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: been minuscule. Like I look at the current numbers for
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: where they are, they really haven't moved. It's not like, well,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: they were at thirty nine thousand, now they're up to
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: forty five forty seven. No, they barely dude, It's like
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: thirty nine forty forty one. They've barely even made a dent.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It has made no difference whatsoever. Now maybe this twenty
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: five percent off discount will make a difference. And then
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you'll have the idiots who will justify this entire stupid
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: angle by saying, oh, look, see their ticket discount worked,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: because they'll find any way they can to justify this
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: horrendous bullshit. But I'm watching this and I'm like, this
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: is sad, Like this is really sad. Randy Orton, he says,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: we'll be a fifteen time world champion in Las Vegas.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: After he demoralizes and pummels the puppet, and before he
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: could go on even further, we hear, well, here comes
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: the puppet and his music. Here comes the WWE champion,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Cody Roads, and mercifully he cut off McAfee here. But
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: he took a sweet time coming down to the ring.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: And he gets inside of prolonged the pain of this segment.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, can we speed this up please? So he
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: gets up in McAfee's face and he got some light
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Cody chants. This was not like Cody Cody. He was
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: not getting some overwhelming Okay, now they're fully behind Cody Roads,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: but there were some Cody chants, and he said, I'm
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: going to go out on a limb and say, I
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: don't think Pat McAfee belongs here. He knows he can't
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: touch him, but why don't we get him a Fanatics
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: replica belt. They look just like the real thing. He
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: could do one of the wrestler entrances. He could live
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: out his superstar experience and then he can go back
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to whoever sent him here and he can tell them,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: thank you, daddy. There's this old term in pro wrestling
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: where someone says, oh, he's a play wrestler. He didn't
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: know what it meant until last week when he saw
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee doing catchphrases talking about the Attitude Era. He goes,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: that was thirty years ago. Randy Yorton debuted in two
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: thousand and two. He was a teenager during the Attitude Era.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: He watched the Attitude Era in high school. Then he
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: mentioned there was an old promoter named Paul Bosh, And
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I never would have expected that
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: in the span of one week we would get to
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Paul Bosh mentions on two different WWE shows. But here
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: we are because they were in Houston on Monday Night
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: and if you remember, seam Punk mentioned Paul Bosch and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: his promo and tonight Cody Rhods came out and Cody
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Rhoads mentioned Paul Bosh. You know what's missing in wrestling
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: right now? You know what's missing in this company A
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Paul Bosh. That's what's missing. Paul Bosh is rolling over
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: in his fucking grave right now hearing his name mentioned
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: on some of these god awful shows. That's what this
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: company is missing right now? Where's Paul Bosh when you
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: need him? We could use Paul Bosh right about now.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: But he goes Paul Bosh he used to because McAfee,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you know, talks about Marx and he talks about you know,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the IWC and making the business great again. He goes,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: you know what Paul Bosh used to say about people
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: that would call the fans Marx. He goes, they're not Marx,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: they're customers, and they're not even customers to Cody. To Cody,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: their family. Pat has a gift. For the centuries that
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: pro wrestling has been around, they have never agreed on
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: anything except what he's about to tell. For the first
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: time ever, the entire Hire fandom agrees on one thing.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: At WrestleMania. They want to see Randy Orton and they
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to see Pat McAfee and the fans let
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: out a cheer. See so Cody, Cody got a cheer here,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: he got cheered. Cody told him go home, Pat. So
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Cody went to go leave and McAfee said, I am home, dipshits.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Cody was born into this business, he says, silver spoon,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: and all he sees is the fakest dude on earth.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Spray tan dyed hair, fake teeth, lispie lips, and a
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars suit that you think makes you look
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: good because Rick Flair said it's the right thing to do.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: He called Cody a cosplayed champion, and he has a
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: message for Cody and his inbred family here. If Randy
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Orton doesn't walk out of WrestleMania as a fifteen time
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: world champion, then we will never see or hear from
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee on wrestling television ever again, will never be
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: in this business again. So the fans chanted go home, Pat.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Cody told him, Hey, Pat, why don't you take your
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: shades off? Bud? Or wait? Are you too high to
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: remember that? You were standing on that table for the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: last three years yeating your brains out. He says, oh, yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you must really hate this place. And Pat said, I'm tired.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Oh you're tired. Oh there's Cody talking to him. Now,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you're tired. You said you're tired. Well, why don't
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: you take a nap? He goes, let's get Gunther out
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: here to put you to sleep once and for all.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, we already saw that. I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: don't know if Cody remembers that we already saw that,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: but we already saw that once before. We don't need
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to see it again. So Cody left the ring and
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: McAfee asked him, Hey, where are you going? And he
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: called him He's trying to get him to come back. Now.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: He calls him star Dust and he goes, where are
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you going, Cody? You gonna go suck Triple H's ass.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: This is what he said. Are you going to suck
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Triple H's ass? He says, are You're gonna spread Levec's cheeks.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I can just picture some of the people in the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: crowd who are not really like chronically online or on
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: social media. They don't follow all of this stuff, like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: listening to this fucking like garbage, Like, what are we
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: even doing here? Now he's out there talking about Cody
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: sucking Paul Leveck's ass cheeks? What are we doing? How
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: did we go from Cody Roads against Randy Orton to this?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: And by this point we still had not seen Randy
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Orton on this show. So Cody pulls his jacket off,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: he pulls his tie off, and he begins to make
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: his way back down to ringside. Suddenly, finally Randy Orton
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: appears on the screen and he says that Cody should
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: come get his boy, and we see him kneeling over
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: the dead body of Jelly Roll, who was taken out
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: on who's taken out off screen. He goes better yet,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I'll bring your boy out to you, and Orton drags
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: out Jelly Roll out to the stage. McAfee tried to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: sneak attack on Coddy, who turned to face McAfee, but
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Orton ambushed him from behind, So we got a double
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: team attack here on Cody. Now, Jelly Roll recovers and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he stumbles his way down to the ring and he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: gets up on the apron and at one point he
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: had he had goozled McAfee right, he grabbed him by
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: the throat to not much of a reaction. Orton comes over,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: he punches jelly roll and tumbles off the apron to
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the floor. McAfee hands Orton the WWE title and he
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: blasts Cody in the head with it. And then it
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: was very appropriate that at the end of all of this,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee has the WWE championship draped over his shoulder,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: not Cody Roads, not Randy Orton, Pat McAfee and McAfee
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: and Orton they leave the ring, and then after a
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: commercial break, we cut to the back. Orton and McAfee
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: are leaving the building. McAfee is still holding the WWE
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: title and he gets back at his pickup truck. Orton's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: in the passenger seat and McAfee rolls the window down
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and he says, hey, IWC and wrestling fans or marks
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: if you will, you're welcome, and then he speeds away.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I can adequately put into words
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: how fucking terrible all of this is. And if you're
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: somebody who finds some sort of kind of twisted pleasure
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: or enjoyment out of all this, I mean, God bless you.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: God bless you. This has taken a Wrestlemaniam main event
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: that I was genuinely looking forward to, and it is.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: It is a situation now where I'm trying to look
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: ahead to what comes next and look beyond what's coming
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: up next weekend, and it doesn't get any better because
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: of the rumors are to be believed, We're we're heading
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: for a tag team match where it's going to be
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Cody and Jelly against Randy Orton and Pat McAfee. So
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: this is only going to continue, at least for another month.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: It's only going to continue. It doesn't end at WrestleMania.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: It just goes on from there and it just continues.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: This is this is genuinely bad television. This is embarrassing.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: It's the sort of thing that, again, if I saw
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: this in another promotion, and I have, you know, at
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: times before, I would just I would cringe watching it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: But this is the WrestleMania main event. This is Cody Rhoades,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: their top babyface, the WWE champion, you know, this is
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: this is their top angle right now, and it's all
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: being done in the name of trying to a get
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee in a role that's going to get him
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: added visibility for whatever other roles his agents may have
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: in mind for him, but also because WrestleMania the first
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: hour of each night is airing on ESPN this year
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: and they want to use an ESPN personality to try
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: to get as many eyeballs on the show as possible.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Storyline be damned, it doesn't matter to them. These people
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: that are making these decisions, above Paul Lavac and whoever
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: would normally be making these types of creative decisions, Their
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: main priority right now is not story. You know, for
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: a company built on story, we tell stories, we're storytellers.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: It is in the background now, like it is not
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: the priority. The story doesn't matter. It's not about that.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: A they want to sell tickets because they're pissed off
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: they haven't sold as many as they did last year.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: And B they have so many ulterior motives and intentions
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: in mind here that it is clouding what had been
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: otherwise the potential to be a very good story. And
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: that's really the great sin. I think of this entire thing,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: like it didn't have to be this way. But you
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: have you know, a TKO executive who's sitting up in
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: his penthouse who has jelly for brains and who doesn't
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: really give a shit about any of this. But if
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: you're someone who watches the show's week to week, if
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: you're a fan who will buy a ticket to go
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: to WrestleMania or tune in on the ESPN app, and
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: you're paying attention week to week to what's going on here,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: there's no justification for this. It's bad television, it's embarrassing,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: it's and frankly, again, it's pathetic to see them groveling
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: this way on their own show, and they've incorporated it
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: into the storyline because they're so unhappy with ticket sales.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: They're begging people, begging them to buy tickets. We'll do anything,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: you know. We'll have this discount, and we'll have ram
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Truck sponsor a twenty five percent discount, and on three
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: sixteen day, we'll have another discount. Buy one, get one
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: for Like, they're trying everything they can right now, and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: tickets aren't moving at the pace that they were hoping for.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You've got to give people a reason to actually want
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: to tune in and actually show up and pay money
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: to go to the show. And they have done a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: terrible job with one of the key matches on their show.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: It's it's just it's unforgivable what they have done with
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: this match here did not need to be this way.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Blame whoever you want to blame for, but this is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: where we are now. This is now the Pat McAfee show.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with Randy Orton. This has
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with Randy Orton winning Number fifteen. May
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: well win number fifteen, but that's not even the story here.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: The story is no longer Randy Orton or Cody Roads.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: It's Pat McAfee and Jelly Roll. This is twenty twenty
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: six WWE, and I've seen some bad build ups to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: matches in main events. I vividly remember the tug a
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: War back in twenty eighteen over the WWE Championship heading
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: into WrestleMania between Roman Reigns and brock lesnar Like. There's
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: still some stuff like that that stands at in my mind.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: And we're not even at the final like go Home
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: SmackDown yet, But I've seen enough. I don't even need
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: to know what they do now, I've seen enough. This
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: is among the worst I've ever seen, just the absolute
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: drizzling shits. Nick All. This was confronted backstage by the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Mizz and Kit Wilson, who complained about what happened to
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: referee Dan Engler last week. There was a tag team
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: championship match and the referee was about to count three
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, it's like, ooh, he
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: was cursed and his arm. He couldn't count the three
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: and something was going on with his arm, like the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: fucking berserker. And so they were very upset about this,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: and they said there had to be consequences for what happened.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: So all this said that Kit Wilson is going to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: face Dan. He thought he was gonna say Dan Engler,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: but he goes, Dan Housen, You're gonna have a match
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: with Dan Housen tonight here on the show, And I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: thought to myself, wait a minute, that's the fourth match
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that was made tonight. During the show. We had EO
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Sky and Jade Carga. Apparently we had no main event,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: so we had Eo and Jade that was signed at
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the night. For the main event. We
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: had Jacob Fotu right in action. Who did Jacob graw?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: My guy, I can't remember, Trick williams Now Tomatoga. The
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: fucking know he wrestled Tomatonga. Matt Cardona went to go
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: find all this so that he could wrestle Trick Williams
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: later in the show. And now this Dan Housen against
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Kit Wilson. Four fucking matches? What does Nick all this
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: do all week? Other than of course, you know, I mean, look,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he, you know, has some some happy time
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: with his wife and that's great, good for him, But like,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: beyond that, what else does this man do? Is that
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: all he does during the week? As if so, I mean, hey,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: good for you man, high five, But my god, four
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: fucking matches? Did he have anything booked other than Pat
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: McAfee tonight when he came to the fucking building in
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: San Jose? What does he do all week? Jacob fought
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: against Tomatonga. Crowd was dead silent through the commercial break.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Here they got into Fatu late in the match. We
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: had a moment here where he had hit the pop
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: up Samoan drop, and then we had Tama looking for cutthroat,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: which is his finish. There was a kick from fat
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Tu that met him instead, and then we got the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Mighty Moon Salt and the people pot for the moon salt,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: because you always pot for the mighty Moon salt, and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: with that Jacob Fatu was able to pick up the win.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: This was on the slow side Fatu, though he looked
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: good here and the crab pot for again the finish.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I would imagine Solo Suko is not going to be
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: very happy that Tomatanga went in there and he lost
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: on behalf of the MFTs. And so if there are
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: people who are actually invested in this story, then maybe
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: they'll care. But I can't imagine most people really give
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: a shit about this. When the match was over, though,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: fa Tu he got on the mic, didn't really get
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: a chance to say too much until he was attacked
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: from behind by Drew McIntyre. So fat Tuo hit him
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: with a superkig, but then he got dropped with the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: claymore McIntyre threw him out of the ring. He sent
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: him headfirst into the steps, and then he grabbed a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: chair and he slammed it across Fatu's back. McIntyre planted
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: in with a future shock ddt on the floor and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: then he grabbed a pair of handcuffs. Look at this,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: we're getting kinky now between these two. So he grabs
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: handcuffs and it's like the long chain, right, So what
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: he does, and this actually turned out to be maybe
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: the funniest segment of the entire show. He handcuffed him
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: to the ring post, but he did it in a way.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: And now we've seen this before, if you remember the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: way Randy Orton cuffed John Sena to the posts and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: there I quit match many years ago at breaking point.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Or to use an example that was given to us
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: on Raw Monday Night by one cmpunk, if you remember
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the infamous dog food segment on this show when Roman
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Reigns got Cup to the ring post by King Corbin
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: and was forced to eat dog food the way that
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: we're forced to eat dog shit every single week that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: we watched this television show. That's what they did here.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: So he placed the chain over the ring post and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: the idea was that Fat two would be Cup to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the post and he would be defenseless, right except except
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I guess the chain broke. I don't know what happened here,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: And so after like one shot that he gave him,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: the cups broke and Fatu fell to the floor. So
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: he did it again. He cuffed him around the ring
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: post and then he gave him another shot, and for
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: a second time, the cups broke, I guess, and he
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: fell to the floor. The cuffs went into business for themselves.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: So back in the ring, there was one final Claymore
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: kick from McIntyre that put fat Tu down for good.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Officials and producers. They flooded into the ring and tried
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: to stop McIntyre, but he shoved them away. Then he
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: was whipping Fatu with his belt. It broke three times,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: says Anobie. Oh well, well, all right, I thought it
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: was twice. It might have actually broken three times. The
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: cups were not cooperating. So this was the final bit
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: of hype for their unsanctioned match. I would imagine next
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: week with a lot of this stuff, we're gonna get
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of video packages. So for all intents and purposes,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: unless they have like a contract signing or something, this
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: was really it. And you know, I thought what they
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: did was fine. I mean, I'm not terribly I'm just
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: not terribly excited for a lot of what's going on
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: on SmackDown right now. I'm really not. But Drew and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Jacob I have every expectation they're going to go out
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: there and have a kick ass match, despite you know,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: the segments week to week or the story that they're
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: trying to tell with them. Once the bell rings and
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: they go out there and they do their thing, I'm
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: not worried about the match. I'm sure the match is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: going to be very good. Now we go to the back.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Our Truth is doing his monthly shilling of the ESPN
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Unlimited app and how to use it again for everybody
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: who was too brain damage to figure it out on
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: their own, here's what you. So he's talking to somebody,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: we can't see who it is. They're off camera, and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: then the camera pans over and we see that it's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Dan Housen. He says he's going to become the Missus
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Apprentice after beating Kit Wilson tonight. So Damian Priest walks
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: in and Truth is denying that he confused Dan Housen
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: with Oscar last week, and comedy ensues. Then we hear
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: a commotion nearby. Rhea Ripley throws beefab into some equipment
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: and then we see Ria and she goes one down,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: one to go. Then after this, it was out to
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: the ring with the United States Champion. No not Julia,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: She's banned from the building. But the men's United States
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: champion Sammy's ay, and he is getting booed badly like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: he's a heel to these fans like this is not like,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: oh man, he got some light booze, Like no, he
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: went out there and he was fucking booed out of
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: the building. He goes he had, of course, he acknowledged it.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: He goes interesting reaction, Yes, very interesting, he said, Well,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's about time we nip this in the bud.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: He could hear the winds of change, he says. All
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: everyone talks about is change these days. Even his friends
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: like Cody Rhodes Randy Orton have told him that he
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: should change and he should, you know, become a different
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Sammy's Ain. But out here, by the sound of it,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: the people want to see change as well, and they're
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: just booing the shit out of him. More booze raining
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: down upon poor Sammy's Ain. So Sammy says he's built
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: his career around giving people something more than a T
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: shirt or a phrase or a viral moment. He's tried
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: to give us himself. He wants to be himself. He
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: wants to be real, and he wants people. You know,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: he knows that people are gonna boo, but there's also
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: people that will cheer because he's got fans out there
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: that still care about him being able to give them
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: something real tho. Those are the fans he cares about.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: The kids that he meets who believes in him boo.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: He just going on. He goes the people who found
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: inspiration in him boo. That's basically the crowd tonight towards
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Poort Samy's Ain. He says he still loves us and
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: he's not going to betray us. As for the ones
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: booing him, he doesn't even know what he What did
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I do? He said, like, what did I do to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: deserve this? But that's okay because he doesn't care. His
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: real fans will always have his back. He knows there
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: are ride Ride or Die Sammy's Ain fans out there.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: He goes, where are you at? Where are those rider
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: die fans? And they just continued to boom. If they
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: were there, they were drowned out by the fans who
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: were booing. He goes. In nine days he enters WrestleMania
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: as the champion and he will leave as champion boo.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: So that brings out Trick Williams, who definitely he gets
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: the opposite of booze. He gets applause. The fans are
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: very happy. Yes, the fans are very happy to see
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Trick Williams. They chant whoop that Trick as he makes
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: his way out to the ring with his side chick
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Lil YACHTI So Trick thinks that the people are tired
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: of hearing Sammy talk. That gets a big pop. All
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Sammy does is whine and cry. Trick didn't need twenty
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: years to get to this spot. But whether you like
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: it or hate it, He's going to beat Sammy's ass
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: at WrestleMania. Everyone loves Trick Williams. Sammy disagrees. He says,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: the people don't love Trick. Love takes time to build.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: What have you been here for six months? If that?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, it's more like half that. It
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: hasn't even been anywhere close to six months that he's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: been on TV on the main roster. He goes, the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: fans have a crush on Tricky. He may even be
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: a little infatuated, and for good reason. But here's the thing.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: You can make jokes at his expense, but to WrestleMania
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Trick has to wrestle a main eventter and Trick will
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: drown in deep waters. Trick hasn't shown anything, and at
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania he'll find out real quick whether or not he
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: can hang. So out comes Matt Cardona for the next match,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: and with that we go to the commercial. As far
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: as the reaction to Sammy, I mean this has been
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: building now for a while. This was not like an
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: overnight thing. People have liked Trick from the moment he
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: showed up on SmackDown. They hear that music, they want
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: to chant, whoop that Trick. I would say, within two
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: weeks if that right of him being on the main roster,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: he was already getting more cheers than Booze. It's just
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: been building and building and building ever since then. And
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: for Sammy it's exactly the opposite where the fans kind
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: of started booing him, and now it's just full blown
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: like fucking boo we don't like you. You know, you're
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: too weak, And I mean how many times we have
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: to sit through segments on that show where Sammy was
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: like second guessing himself and he was depressed and he
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: was smacking water bottles around, and I mean, you know,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: after a while, fans will like, I don't want cheer
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: for this guy. This guy's fucking pathetic. This guy over
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: here he looks cool, right, he's fun, will cheer for him.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: So it's been a it's been a gradual thing. And
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, watching this, and I mean, I certainly
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: hope that was the anticipated reaction. Yeah, you had Sammy going, wait,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: hold on a second, what did I do? Like, I
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: would certainly hope that was all part of the plan
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: here and not him just genuinely like, hey, hold on,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: admitted here I got my rider. Die fans, what are
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you booing me for? Never? Never, in all these weeks
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: that we've been seeing this play out, has it felt
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: to me like a better time. And I've said this before,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: to do a double turn at WrestleMania than it does
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: right now, you could pull it off. You could pull it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, the fans were already kind of doing it
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: for you. But I think there's a way to do
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: it at WrestleMania where Sammy is willing to go to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: a place and do something that he normally would not
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: be willing to. Like Babyface, Sammy's a would not be
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: willing to take a short cut. He would not be
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: willing to take the low road if that's what it
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: takes to keep his championship. And I think we're going
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: to see something like that at WrestleMania. That'll be sort
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: of the inflection point and call it a double turn
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but I think that's the moment where everything
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: kind of gets flipped because it just makes all the
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: sense in the world, and Trick doesn't have to win
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: the belt to WrestleMania. Like you could just have that
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: moment where Sammy finally realizes, like, okay, you want me
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: to change, and he, like I said, he takes that shortcut.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: He's able to keep his championship, and then coming out
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: of WrestleMania, you can build to Trick eventually getting the belt.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's what they're gonna do, But
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Trick doesn't necessarily have to win the title of WrestleMania,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. But again, if it wasn't clear
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: earlier on the show, it's certainly clear now. No Carmelo
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Hayes added to this match of WrestleMania. But we had
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Trick Williams against Mac Cardona. This did not need thirteen minutes.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: This probably went about five minutes too long. Cardona made
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: a comeback. He lined up trick for a Brosky boot
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: he pulled out at Chelsea Green un prettier for a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: near fall. Williams responded by sending Cardona face first into
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: the turnbuckle hit a neck breaker. So Cardona again, he
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: made a comeback and we had like a little run
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: of offense here from him, Lil YACHTI. At this point,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Samy's ain got up on the apron because they were
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: all out there to watch what was going on here,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: and Williams had challenged Samy's Ain to come fight him,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: So Sammy got up on the apron. Lil YACHTI tripped
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: him up. He was all happy and proud of himself,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: but then as he's walking away when he turned around,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: he ate a halluva kick and so down goes Lil YACHTI.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: In the ring, Williams avoided a roll up and then
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: he finished off Cardona with the trick shot. So yeah,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, we got our one on one match at
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania for the US title, and I don't know what
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: they're gonna do, but it is right for a double turn.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: If anybody could really use a shake up in their character.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Right now, it is Sammy's ay. He's just in this
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: weird place where people they're gonna want to boo him now.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: But for a while there, they didn't really know how
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: to react. He wasn't getting these overwhelmingly positive reactions either
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: over the last few months. So I think you need
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: to make a decision one way or the other. Do
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: you want him to be a babyface or do you
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: want him to be a heel? And I think right
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: now him being a heel is what makes sense and
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: trick Williams in the long run. Being a babyface. I mean,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: he's already kind of a babyface, but I wouldn't change
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: anything radically about his character, his personality. He shouldn't be
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: going around kissing babes and sucking up to the fans
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. Just sort of let him do
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: his thing, and I think the fans will just continue
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: to naturally, you know, gravitate towards him, just sort of
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: stay the course. The story here really is Sammy. You know,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: he's the one undergoing this sort of transformation right now.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: But then it was time for the in ring debut
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: of Dan Housen. He actually had a match against Kit Wilson,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: and they announced Dan Housen as hailing from thirteen eleven
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Mockingbird Lane, which I thought was very clever. If you're
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: too young to know what that reference is all about,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: the Monsters used to live at thirteen thirteen Mockingbird Lane.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: The Monsters was a TV show from the sixties. No,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I was not born in the sixties, but I did
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: used to watch Monsters reruns. It was a very popular
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: show there for a couple of years. I think it
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: was only a couple of years too. I don't think it.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think it went on for like years and years,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: and maybe it was like two years. Anyway, they lived
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: at thirteen thirteen mocking Bird Lanes, so Dan Housen apparently
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: is neighbors with the Munsters. For those who get the reference,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: So dan Housen hits a drop kick and then he
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: hits a bridging supplex for a two ken. The announcers
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: play it up like, Wow, we didn't know he had
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: this sort of wrestling ability, even though I mean, he's
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: been here now for what month and a half, and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: he is a wrestler, right, I mean, why else is
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: he here? Has anybody asked the question up to this
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: point of like who this guy is and why he's here,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: one would assume he's a wrestler. He knows some wrestling holds.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: So Miz was outside with his back turned. He was
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: playing to the crowd. He thought that Kit Wilson was
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: in control. Dan Housen does a baseball slide out to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: the floor and he sort of just sidles up to
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: him and poses besides the mis and the mist first
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't realize that it's Dan Housen, and then when he does,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: he gets all freaked out. So they did the Shawn
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Michaels and Molina spot from Survivor series. But then Wilson
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: comes flying in from out of nowhere with his leaping
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: charging elbow that actually looked really good, and he wiped
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: out Dan Housen. Back inside, Wilson headed up top for
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: a diving elbow, but before he could dive off, Dan
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Housen sat up. He did an undertaker sit up, and
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: then he looked up at Kit Wilson. He did the
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever it is, I don't know what the
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: fuck this is. I don't know what I'm doing. That
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: thing he does, you know where he just goes like this.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: He cursed the entire show, but he cursed Kit Wilson,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: and as soon as he curses him, a burst of
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: pyro like a sparkler, shoots up. He almost shot up
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: his ass. It shot up from the ring post where
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: he was standing. It may have gone up his ass,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: and then he ends up crouching himself on the top rope.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Miz got knocked off the apron by Dan Housen, who
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: finished Wilson off with a running boot for the wind.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: But then when the match was over, the Miz was
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: sizing him up. He was gonna give him a skull
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: crushing for now. The lights go out, and when the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: lights come back on, Dan Housen is in the process
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: of running up the aisleway, so he was able to escape.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: This man is a magician. He has magical powers. Yeah,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: the jokes on Dan Housen, SmackDown is already koyah. There's
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: nothing he could do. You can't double curse SmackDown. SmackDown's
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: already been cursed. Look with the Dan Housen stuff, I'm
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: fine with there being comic relief. I get a kick
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: out of his stick. Like I said last week with
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: the referee. You know he got cursed and he couldn't
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: count the three and like, it's one of those things
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: where I wish the overall show was so much better
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: than it is, and then you kind of have that
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: one comic relief or two comic relief segments and that's fine,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: but the show is so fucking atrocious to go from
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: all the stuff that I just described and everything I
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: just talked about, you know, into something like this, and
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: you just sort of sit there and go, what are
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: we doing here? You know? I like Dan Housen, I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: just he's on a terrible television show and it's not
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: like he's really he's not meant to be the kind
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: of person who is going to take an awful television
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: show and make it better. That's not his role on
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: the show. So it doesn't make the show better. But again,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: it's amusing enough doesn't bother me. Backstage, Jade Cargill is
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: getting ready to come out for her main event and
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have her baddies with her, but she finds
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Mechen laid out on the floor and she goes what
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: happened and Michen says, Jade or not Jade? She looked
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: up at her and goes, well, Jade, she goes Ria.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Ria got to her, and so Jade says she knows
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: what she has to do. So in any event, Rhea
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Ripley is about to come out here. Actually, no, after
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: what am I saying? We have to go to the announcers. Oh,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: this is great, You're gonna love this. So they go
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: to a break and we have Joe tested to our
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: hyping that on SmackDown next week we will have the
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal And I've told you,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: if it were up to me, Royce Keys would be
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: the winner. And get ready, it's the MFTs against the
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Wyatt six. I told you we weren't done with this.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: I told you we weren't that. And we're not gonna
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: be done with the next week either. I'm not convinced
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: that we're gonna be done with the next week either.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: But they're gonna have a street fight. They're gonna have
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: a Las Vegas street fight. So if you thought we
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: were done with this because they got the lantern back,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: we ain't done with it yet. We got to wrap
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: this up with a street fight next week. Gee, I'm sorry,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: I won't be here for that one. I won't be
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: here for Dynamite or SmackDown next week. Oh man, I'm
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: so bummed about that. What will I ever do? I
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: may have to join a support group. But then Joe
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: and Wade are running down all of the matches for
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: the WrestleMania Night one card and the WrestleMania Nite two card,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: and they're going through the matches and they come upon
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Demon Finn Balor because they gotta sell tickets, so they
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: just went and told you it's gonna be Demon Balor
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: one on one with Dominic Mysterio. And I'm listening to
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: this and they actually had Wade Barrett, I hope they
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: had him say this, and he didn't just say this
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: on his own. They had Wade Barrett say it's the
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Demon version, perhaps unbeatable. Unbeatable, Yes, unbeatable except for the
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: last two matches that we've seen the Demon in that
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: he lost. You lost the Roman Reigns, and he lost
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: the edge inside Hell and hisself. So except for the
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: two matches that he fucking lost, Yes, I suppose you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: could say he's unbeatable. They just say shit on this
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: show like they there's no like they don't care, they
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit. It's like Hey, if it sounds good,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: we'll just say it, even if it's not true, even
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: if it doesn't make any sense. Whatever. We got to
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: make this guy sound intimidating, so we'll just call him unbeatable. Sure, amazing.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Jade car Gill in the main event, one on one
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: against the Yo Sky God Bless EO. I mean, she tried,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: she tried, She tried to get the people into this.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: She pointed at herself. You know, this is what EO does, right, right,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: this is what EO does. I feel like doing that
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: to myself when I'm watching this show, only my head
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: in the wall, just go back and forth like that.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: So she's doing that, and the fans love doing this,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: so of course everybody cheers. It's an easy way to
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: get the people to pop. But there was no heat
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: to be had here in this match Jade. There was
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: a nice little blue thunderbomb by Jade. Then she had
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: EO in position for a choke slam. EO turned it
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: into a double stomp. Jade rolled outside. She got dropped
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: by a moon salt from the apron by EO. Jade
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: then dropped her face first onto the steel steps with
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: a wheelbarrow, and then came the pump kick and then jaded,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: like me, when this show is over, I'm very jaded.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: And she got the win, and of course she was
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: going to because she's the WWE champion and she's the
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: one who has a WrestleMania match and not EO's guy,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: So it made sense that Jade would win. But it
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: was still sad though that EO ended up being used
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: as a pawn in someone else's story. You know, this
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: is a woman who went out there last year as
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: the defending World Heavyweight Champion and had the best match
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: all weekend of WrestleMania. In my opinion, I think I
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: had it on my list as my favorite match, my
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: top match of twenty twenty five, and as of this moment,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: as of this moment, eight days out from the show,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: she does not have a match. So instead we'll use
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: her to get this other story over. This other story
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: which has been horrendous. By the way, that hasn't been
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's still better than this Pat McAfee bullshit,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: but it's not like that story's been lighting the world
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: on fire either. So she took the l here in
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: this match. When it was over, Jade goes outside. She
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: grabs a chair and she brings the chair into the
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: ring with her and Rhea Ripley. She runs down to
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: the ring and jumps inside, and now they're circling each
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: other right around EO's carcass, just laying in the middle
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: of the ring. And Jade drops the chair out to
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: the floor like Sting when he would drop the baseball
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: bat and then he would go beat up the nWo.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: She drops the chair and then she leaps, She goes outside,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: she sets the chair up, she opens a chair on
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: the floor, but then she just walks away and she
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: heads down the aisle and she says, I'll see you
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: at WrestleMania. And that was it. Very anticlimactic ending to
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: the show here. But they go off the air, and
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, they went three minutes overtime, which is very
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: unusual for SmackDown. SmackDown does not typically get an overrun,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: nor should it because you have three hours, so what
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: the hell do you need an overrun for? But they
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: got a three minute overrun, And I'm just like, I'm
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: looking at this and especially what we got an overrun for.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: It's not like anything happened at the end the last thing.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: This three hour pile of shit needs is an extra
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: three minutes. Fuck this show and fuck anybody who had
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: anything to do with producing it. Those are my thoughts
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: on SmackDown tonight. They found somehow they found a way
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: to take an angle from last week in that horror
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: segment we had on the show last week, all the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: McAfee stuff, and they found a way to maga worse.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't think that was possible. As bad as last
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: week was, I didn't think it was possible, But they
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: keep proving me wrong every single week. They somehow found
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: a way to make it worse. Because this dragged on
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: even longer, and this, unlike last week where McAfee came
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: out towards the end of the segment like he was
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: the big reveal, he was the big surprise this week.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Who was the Pat McAfee show. From the moment he
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: strolled into the building in the back and had his
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: confrontation with Jelly Roll to the moment he went out
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: there in the ring and had his confrontation with Cody
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: Rhoades to the moment he left the building and got
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: in his car and called everybody marks and then drove off.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: It was the Pat McAfee show. Through and through, and
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: you know he's out there, you know, using all of
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: the insider terms and doing the work shoot stuff and
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: talking about Punk who has nothing to do with this
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: fucking match, and he's half the fucking promo is cut
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: on CM Punk, Like they're out there shooting on each other.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: How is that supposed to get me excited for Cody
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: Roads against Randy Orton? Like, shouldn't that be the goal here?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: So this week was far worse in terms of what
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: they did, far worse and far more counterproductive than even
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: what they did last week? What did you think of? SmackDown?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Ten percent, thumbs up? Ninety percent went for the shit emoji.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: I thought about putting it for the thumbs up too,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: That way you'd have no choice but to pick the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: poop emoji. The poop emoji is actually a just the
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: perfect representation of this show. But I think that Poul
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: says it all. How did we get to this point?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: How did it get so bad? How does this show
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: get so bad? It's just mind boggling. Today's episode is
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  Speaker 1: Do you think McAfee is going to mention the cage
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: match rating? Oh? That was Yeah, that was great too
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: last week when he alluded to the cage match rating
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: for SmackDown when SmackDown got its worst ever rating on
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: cagematch dot Net. I never want to hear anybody make
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: fun of Tony Kahan ever again for bringing up cage
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: match after we had Pat McAfee go on television last
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: week and allude to a cage match rating. At first,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: when he first made that comment last week, I thought
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: he was talking about one of the recent television ratings,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: but when I had checked, that's actually not true. SmackDown
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: did not get its lowest television rating recently, but it
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: did get its lowest cage match rating, And then I
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: realized this is even worse than I thought. Death side
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: to buy or sell on which TV match was better?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: And deserve to have a proper program. John Cena versus
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: Jeff Hardy on the June second, two thousand and eight
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: episode of Raw or CM Punk against AJ Styles on
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: the January twenty sixth, twenty twenty sixth episode of Raw
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Punk and AJ. They should have had a proper pl match,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: but again, you know, AJ was winding down and unfortunately
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: there just wasn't enough time to do it. What was
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: that his second to last match. That's what happens when
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: you wait, sometimes you run out of time. Unfortunately, super
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: Pony Kenny Omega was right. The main event of WrestleMania
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: next year will be Mister Beast against I Show Speed
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: hashtag fuck TKO, hashtag Ruthless Depression Chicago for MBK, Pat
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: and Jelly squaring off n WWE. What a joke. It's amazing,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: and there are people that will lap it up. That's
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: your main event feud and people will lap it up.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Death Sithe says on Monday, Roman should go full Jason
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Vorhees on Punk like Rock did Dacody in twenty twenty four,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: because there's no way he can come back at punk
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: on the mic, I think that you're disrespecting Jason Vorhees
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: when you say that. Let's not downplay how brutal Jason
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: could be. A workingman says A finger poke of Doom
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: was better than this. Yes, you know why, because it
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: was quick. It's like ripping off a band aid. At
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: least it was quick. This is like a prolonged death
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Chicago for MBK, it's getting worse every week. WTF, I know?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: Brother Chaotic says, rip this ish apart and fans boycott Mania. Well,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: they're not going to boycott Mania. Not if they paid
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: already for their ticket. They're not going to can only
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: imagine what they paid for that ticket. They're going to WrestleMania.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: That adin't get a change. Uh, super Pony, what's going on?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: Brother says they had Pat hold the fucking title up,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: not the guide challenging for it on the biggest show
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: of the year. What the fuck is happening? I think
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee is going to become WWE Champions soon Chicago
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: for MVK, is this the worst WrestleMania build ever for
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: a match? If it isn't, it's it's definitely top three, absolutely,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: especially for a match of this importance, a main event
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: level match. Yes, mactubb Triple H still deserves most of
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: the blame. Not TKO deserves blame as well. You can
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: blame them both. We're not excusing TKO Super Pony Ari
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Emmanuel is evil, Yes, Prince Vegeta says as it comes
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: to celebrities in the Cody Randy feud, as Leon says
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: in one of the Greatest games of all time, Resident
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Evil for no thanks Bro? Is that like his signature quote?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: No thanks Bro? Is that what Vince Russo says when
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: he gets a call from a telemarketer? No thanks, Bro?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: We got Josh Stockton mulletman. Get that clown McAfee off
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: of TV. I haven't watched the weekly shows for years.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: I can't stommach them, so I just watched clips on
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: YouTube first time ever. I won't be tuning in to WrestleMania.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sole Monster. You are doing God's work. It's
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: getting harder and harder. Josh Metal Ghost zero. That was
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: the worst promo I've ever seen. Cody could not save it.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: It just kept going. I quit. I don't care anymore.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Pat told us not to watch Night two. Why even
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: watch any of it? Solo? You Rock? I don't blame you, man,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's just a lot of people who are
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: very disillusioned with the product overall, but especially you know
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: the way they've sabotaged this MATCHI and whoever you want
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: to blame for it, I don't really give a shit
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: who you blame. But this is happening. This is a
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: thing that's happening in real time and we're watching it
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: play out, and it's just very sad that they have ruined.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: They have ruined one of the WrestleMania made events. And
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like, even if they shot some kind of
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: major angle at the show, let's just let's just throw
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: the name out there, the Rock. Let's just say the
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: Rock right shows up at the end of WrestleMania Night one,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: right and everybody's gonna cream themselves and everyone, oh my god,
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: the final bass is back, like at this point, like
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: even that can't save this, Like that can't save this.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: What would that even accomplish? Because there are still some
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: people who and we heard it on commentary tonight where
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: they were kind of alluding to or maybe Nickol was
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: a way bare Wade Bearer made a comment about how
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: there's some sort of like invisible shield around Pat McAfee,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: like because it was ruled that nobody could put their
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: hands on him tonight, Like where is that coming from?
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: And assuming ari Emanuel is not becoming an on air character,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: which fuck right off with that? What could that be
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: leading to? Right? So people naturally think the Rock because
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: he's very tight with McAfee, he's on the board, he's
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: got history with Cody storyline wise, it would actually make
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of sense. I don't see what that even accomplishes.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: Like that can't even save this at this point because
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: we know he's not going to be around. He's not
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: going to be a focal point of the television show
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: the way that McAfee and Jelly role have been. You know,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: the guy's got at least two movies coming up to film,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: including a Martin Scorsese movie. What the fuck do you
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: think he's coming back and actually doing if the Rock
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: shows up? Like, really, just take a second and stop
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: and think about what you're even saying. The people who
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: I still hear the Rock Rock Rock, Like, what do
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: you think that actually looks like? Josh Stockton says, do
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: you think the product would be better with Paul Hayman
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: his head of creative or is WWE a lost cause
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: under TKO? Regardless much love from Newcastle UK, I mean
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: I think Hayman is I mean, he's part of the
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: brain trust there, so I'm sure he contributes ideas. If
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: you watch Unreal, he's in the writer's room. I mean
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: he's contributing. If he was the head of Creative, I
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: think things would in some cases probably be better, and
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: he would have his people that he would want to push.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: I think Carmelo Hayes would have a WrestleMania match this year,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: but he would have to answer to the same masters
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: that Levec does like And if TKO is going to
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: medal in Creative, it doesn't matter who's running Creative. It
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: could be Levec, it could be Bruce, it could be
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: Paul Hayman, it could be road Dog, it could be you,
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: it could be me. It doesn't matter. That wouldn't even
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: make a difference that syth after wrestle many of forty
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: two they should move gunther La, Knight, Obafemi and even
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: Punk to SmackDown because the wrestling gods know this show
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: can use them more than Raw. Well, you can't move
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: all of them. You have Royce Keys, they debuted him
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: on SmackDown, Obafemi is on RAW. I would not have
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: them on the same brand. And you can't move all
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: those guys, all the ones from one brand to the other.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: And who do you move to raw warm corn with
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: a par of super chats jelly roll with Cody? Who's
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: next Apple Fritterman. Pat McAfee looks like a right wing
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: Johnny Bravo. He doesn't have the Johnny Bravo hair. Hey,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: Pepper Saint, welcome to the channel. You picked a hell
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  Speaker 1: of a knight to join. Death Site, says the Cody
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Randy fud should have been Randy trying to make a
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: hat out of Cody's entrails and terrorizing his family, not
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: having PC Principle as his wingman. Yeah, I mean it's
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: basically Cody Roads against Pat McAfee with Randy Orton in
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: his corner. That's the feud. Now, think of how long
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: we spent watching Pat McAfee in the ring tonight as
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: compared to how long we spent watching Randy Orton on
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: this show. And you're gonna have people defending this and
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: saying this is great, this is great television, This is
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: the way it should be. That's why the product is
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: in the shape that it's in Because people lap this
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: shit up. They're part of the problem. They actually have
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: caused this to some degree. They bear some of the
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: responsibility when we see bullshit like this. Jeremy thunderstrikes Cody
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: and Punk needs chokes lamp. Pat offn Dried Chicken says,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: here's a new nickname for Pat McAfee. Duke Nukem. He
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: nukes and bombs on the mic. Josh says fen fiend.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: Fiend involved in the main event of WrestleMania forty one,
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee involved in the main event of WrestleMania forty two,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania forty three in Saudi What next? I don't want
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: to know. I'm kind of scared. Frankly, I'm afraid to ask.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine what that reveal is gonna be? Venom
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: Ktetsu Hope your stresses are tamed and your worries are minimal.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like all escapism has turned on me except
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: retro games. Thanks for what you do. If you played
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: retro games tonight instead of watching SmackDown, you made the
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: right choice. Death Site says, imagine if we got CM
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Punk against Stone Cold and The Rock against either Cody
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: or Roman a wrestle many of forty three. I would
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: not trust Triple h and TKO to projectile vomit or
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: not to on the builds stone Cold against CM Punk.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: How old would Austin be next year? Sixty one, sixty two?
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: I guess Sting was what sixty four when he had
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: his last match. Yeah, I think the time for Punk
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: and Austin passed about a decade ago. There was a
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: moment in time where it would have made sense to
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: do it twenty thirteen, right somewhere around there, and they
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: didn't do it. We missed out. Promos would have been great,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: Promos would have been fire. He says, sorry, I meant
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: to say not projectile vam and I swear I haven't
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: been drinking. Well, if you were drinking during this show tonight,
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't blame you. It might make it more tolerable.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: Only HOGI guilty letting you continue to watch this direk
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: without giving you something. Thank you for your sacrifice, Salomon, Well,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: thank you for the five dollars super chat. I appreciate that,
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: only Hogy. Aaron says, those main event ads were great.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: Less match please, Yes, I agree, I think those main
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: event advertisements were great. I too would like less action.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: I want less action and more commercials on my wrestling shows. QB.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: I wonder if Cody now regrets not taking the match
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: with Rains at WrestleMania. Kung Fu Joseph says, Oh god,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: I hope this doesn't get turned into a TKO against
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: WWE storyline. You mean you're not excited. You're not excited
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: by TKO being incorporated into the story here, Ragnarok EO
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: went from world champion to damsel in distress. Another jelly
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: roll speech, little yachty, terrible ad libs in McAfee, cutting
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: a terrible promo. Yes, welcome to SmackDown, Welcome to SmackDown.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: He says, A blunt and a gummy couldn't make this
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: good for me. Not be Friday, brother, but this show
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: is poop from an ass and shit from a butt.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: Thank god for Oba versus Brock. Yes, somehow, despite all
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: of this awful television and awful build for some of
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: these matches, they managed not to fuck up Oba and
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: Brock like that. That has been flawless. What they've done.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: The one thing they've managed not to fuck up here
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: Chicago for MBK WW and TKO should feel embarrassed. But
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: they won't. No, TKO won't. I mean to them, this
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: is what they wanted. They're getting what they want. Give
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: me backshot Slo Monster ReHO or Rio talk about Riha
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: and EO damaged EO more than it helped her. I
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: just think it went on for too long. Nick Grosso
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: with the nineteen ninety nine First, the EO and Oscar
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: match was up in the air because of an injury
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: to Nikki Bella, and now it's because of time constraints.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: Which is it. I really think they don't want to
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: do the match and they are looking for an excuse
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: not to. Well, they have seven matches on Night one,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: and they have six on Night two. But remember they
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: have the Hall of Famers that they trot at on stage.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: I figure they'll do that on night two. So is
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: that gonna leave time for a match. It's two it's
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: two nights, like there should be plenty of time. But
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: I have a funny feeling that they may end up
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: holding it off until Backlash. That's my fear, not that
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: we have to wait very long. I mean it's like
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: two and a half weeks later, but still, I mean
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: that's if EO and Oscar don't have their match on
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: that show. I mean, that's just you have two fucking nights, dude,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: you have six matches on night two. You have two nights.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: You can't find a room for EO Sky versus Oscar
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: on that show, like it's pathetic. It's just pathetic. Hopefully
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: we'll get the announcement of the match on Monday. I'm
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: still holding out hope. Alex says at this point it's
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: more entertaining to watch the commercials and then the actual show.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: This show is horrid from start to finish. Brandon Proctor
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: with a twelve. That's the learning tree. I went to
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: a local wrestling show tonight. Safe to say it was
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: better than SmackDown. Oh, I'm sure it was. I'm sure
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: it was. I'm sure it didn't offend you. Daniel. The
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: Miz versus Sena had better build than Cody versus Randy.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: You know what to say, nothing of the match itself,
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: You're probably right, You're probably right. Warm Corn says, you
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: know it sucked when Solo starts with you know, yeah, yeah,
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Alexander says, Julian not getting a match at Mania is blasphemy. Well,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, that's what happens when you're not over.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: She's not over on the show, and so she's not
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: a priority. She was going out there and people were
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: jumping up and down or they were yeating or whatever.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, she'd have a role on the show, but
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: she's not, and so she's just not. Even though she
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: has a title, she's not a priority for them. You
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: would hope on the Italy PLA next month that she
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: would at least have a match. I'm not even sure
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: about that retro. Koh, imagine making Randy Orton a background
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: player in his WRESTLEMANIAM main event program. WWE is at
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 1: early ninety nine WCW levels. I don't know about two thousand,
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: not yet anyway. Oh, it's in that territory, brother, it
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: may not be there yet, but it's definitely hanging around
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 1: the edge of the territory there. We got the Oofman
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: Punk to announce buy one, get four free on Monday.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm kind of half expecting them starting on
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: Monday to have like their key guys going out there saying, hey,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: you buy a ticket between now and tomorrow night. You know,
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: we'll pay you a visit at your house. We'll come
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: hang out and have dinner with you one night. Please,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: please buy tickets, Please buy one, get six free. They're
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: going to paper the shit out of those shows. It's
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be WrestleMania eight all over again. They had sixty
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: two thousand people at the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis. I
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: think the paid number was like forty seven thousand. So
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: it looked good. It looked full, like if you watch
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: that WrestleMania. But like business in ninety two, at least
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: domestically was not great, so it was kind of shocking
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 1: to see that many people in the building. But they
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: papered the shit out of that show. I mean, they
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: must have been hot as fuck in the UK that
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: year to get eighty thousand people legit in Wembley Stadium,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: that's impressive. But those brits men, those UK fans, you
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: guys love your wrestling. The working man, this product is
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: pure torture at this point. To try to watch drizzling
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: Shits is putting it far too nicely. Only match I
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: care about his brock and Obafemi the Sheltered Kid was
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: what you saw tonight, more embarrassing than aw promoting CM
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: Punk and Jack Perry's brawl. I still think that's my
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: favorite show from you. You were funny as fuck. Oh
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: that was that was also pathetic. That was a pure
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: rating stunt. I think he even admitted to it, because
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: they did pop up a bit, like they haven't had
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: a rating that large since that show. I think they
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: did like eight hundred thousand viewers that night or something.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean that was that was very embarrassing.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: But to me, this is worse. This is this is
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: far worse because again, you're going out there and actively
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: telling people how much like you're shitting on your own product,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: and you're begging people to buy tickets. Like, it doesn't
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: get any it doesn't get any worse than that. It
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't get any more pathetic than that. Like, pathetic is
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: the first word that came to mind. I'm watching this
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: play out in front of my eyes, I go, this
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: is this is sad on a level I haven't seen before.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: Death Side says Cody, and Randy is giving me triple
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: H y two J at WrestleMania eighteen vibes. Yeah, it's
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: not a spot you want to be or or a
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: triple H and Randy ort in a WrestleMania twenty five
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: having to go on after that, Shawn Michael's Undertaker match,
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: the working Man twenty five percent Off hardly puts a
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: dent in these prices. Lol. No, it really doesn't. It
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: really doesn't, but I guess that's all that Ram Trucks
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: can Ford death side. Can we please get Cody Drew,
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: Randy and Jacob for the WWE title, A match I
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: had been pitching for months. Instead of Cody and Jelly
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: against Randy and Magnan, dude, we could have gotten that
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: four weight WrestleMania. That could have been the WrestleMania match.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 1: Jonathan with the two bucks Rock can't even save the
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: WWE title match? Can he? No? No, he can't. San
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: Juan Wolf with a nineteen ninety nine once again, I
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: miss SmackDown, and based on the reviews, I'm not even
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: mad here is nineteen ninety nine to compensate you for
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: watching that match, I should be compensated by WWA. I
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: feel like what I watched some of these shows, and
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like I should be compensated for my time
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: that I can never get back anyway. Much love from Florida,
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you, sending one Wolf. I appreciate that Eric Newton says,
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: watching this garbage makes me realize I never understood how
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: good we had it during the Monday Night Wars. I
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: was more of a WCW guy at the time, but
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: I would switch back and forth and now we get
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: this garbage. It's sad. Yeah, and they go on television
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: and they still glorify it. You literally had Cody Rhodes
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: go out there tonight and basically tell Pat McAfee, dude,
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 1: you're talking about an era in the Monday Night Wars
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: that's thirty years ago. Randy Orton was a fucking kid
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: in high school. Because that's what he did. Last week.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: He starts glorifying and glamorizing the Monday Night War era,
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 1: Austin and Rock and the Attitude era. It still gets
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: talked about to this day. I don't hear people going
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: on television and talking about, oh man, the Bruno era,
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: you know, or the Backland era, or even the Golden Era.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: They just they always talk about the Monday Night Wars
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: and the Attitude era and how much better it was,
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: and we gotta restore that feeling. We gotta bring wrestling
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: back to the way it was. Why don't you just
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: come right out and tell your fans that your product
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: fucking sucks and you wish you could take it back
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: to the way it was. That's basically what they're saying,
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: Toya ain't nice. I love angry solo, moll, I'm glad
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 1: someone was entertained tonight, Alexander, even excluding McAfee, the whole
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 1: Babyface versus Healed dynamic with Cody and Randy's ass backwards.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: Randy was getting the cheers and Cody was getting booed,
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: and you know what, if that's the way it was
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: gonna be, then that was fine because the fans wanted
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: to see Randy Orton win number fifteen and they were
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 1: getting fatigued of Cody, and it would have made for
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: a very interesting and it still might, but it would
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: have made for a very interesting dynamic of rest Mania
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: for the actual match, But you still would have had
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: the focus kept on the story, right, But then it
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 1: got hijacked and now it's not about Cody and Randy anymore,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: because you know that McAfee's going to be there and
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll is going to be there, and so now
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: it's just turned into like, Okay, well, when are they
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: going to get involved and what are they going to
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: do and how are they going to factor into the finish.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: They've ruined it, like they've ruined the whole premise of
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: the match, has been completely corrupted. Now, Alexander, thank you
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: brother again for the four ninety nine. He says, Jeremy
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: does so all this put the truck keys back in
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 1: the truck. Dude, I wasn't even paying attention to what
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: he did with the keys. I can tell you what
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: they should do with those keys. The oracle would Hulk, Hogan,
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: Stone Cold, Steve, Austin and Rock let this happened to them, honestly,
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: I Rock maybe, I you know Austin as protective as
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 1: Hogan and Austin were of their creative and their characters. No, No,
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: I think they would pitch a fit. I think for
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: first of all, Hogan would always have creative controls. So
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: the answer is no, it depends what role he's in, though,
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe if he was in the the Orton role,
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 1: and then Pat McAfee could be to him what Dennis
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 1: Rodman was at one time. But no, like so much
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: of the bullshit that we've seen here about now, like no,
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: some of these guys that there's no way, there's no
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: way they would have tolerated this shit. Yeah, Austin literally
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 1: walked out when he didn't like creative Golden Boy. Did
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: you see Damian Priest's interview. A lot of wrestlers were
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 1: upset with the whole McAfee involvement. I sent you the link.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: He also said he'll probably get in trouble for saying it.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's a shoot? I think me personally,
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: I think that they are legitimately upset about what's going on.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 1: Those reports I think are one hundred percent true. I
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 1: think that there are a lot of people in the
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: locker room who are very upset about this. But when
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: you hear these comments being made publicly in interviews, that's
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: where I tend to like, Okay, yeah, they're being told
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: to say some of these things, I think just to
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: make it feel more real. So I did hear those comments.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: I saw the comments that he made, and yeah, I
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 1: just the vibe I get is that that was planned
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: that way, But he may feel that way legitimately. Retro
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 1: says the Awful Wrestlemany A thirty two tug of war
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 1: between Brock and Roman was a better build than this,
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: and I mentioned that one four Jeremy Rose. They didn't
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: even balance the WrestleMania nights. Sunday is stacked, Saturday is
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: Whack Hot Take Triple Ah won't be booking wrestle Mania
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 1: of forty three. Now he will. He'll still be here
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 1: a year from now, he'll still be here. Beyond that,
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Dice here, Andrew Lima with the nine
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 1: ninety nine years ago, I brought up that my grandpa
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 1: died and Raw was still the worst thing that happened
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: to me that week. Dude, I still that was a
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: legendary super chick. I still remember that one. I actually
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: brought that up recently. I don't remember why, but I
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: brought that one up recently. He says, tonight his ghost
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: came to me and told me to stop watching wrestling. Well,
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, if a grandpa's ghost comes and tells you
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 1: that SmackDown is so horrendous that you should stop watching,
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: then you have to stop watch it. Don't stop watching me, though,
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: Just stop watching SmackDown, listen to Grandpa and leave it
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 1: to me. Alexander Tiffy was on the WrestleMania promos and
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: is not on the Plee. Yeah, she has no match
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: a WrestleMania death side. To try to make you feel better,
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: I recommend the Overlord anime. It's really good and my
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 1: favorite character is Evil. I in fact, I have her
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: on my bed sheets. Well have her on your bed sheets?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 1: Or do you have her in your bed sheets? Because
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 1: that would be pretty cool. Super pony, they never learn
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: and they don't care. No, they don't. Misfit Wrestling Podcast
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: with a ten WWE just posted a video package on
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 1: Twitter about the tag titles featuring the Bella's indicating Nikki
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: is cleared good. I'm happy for her. Now. We gotta
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 1: get Io Sky her fucking match with Oscar on night too.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 1: Mystic Jay Julian not being a WrestleMania maybe a blessing
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 1: in disguise. It's bad enough she gets no reaction on SmackDown.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 1: I'matching her getting no reaction in media. That's why I
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 1: said before she's not She has not gotten over, and
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's been helped by her booking and
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 1: positioning on the show, even though she's got the US title.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: But the reality is she's not over. She's just not.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 1: Death Site says, let me rephrase that my duvet is
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: a picture of evil eye. Sorry, I'm having a bad night.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: I've got a cold and SmackDown did not make me
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: feel any better. Hey, brother me, you can have whatever
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 1: bed sheets you want to have. When I was a
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 1: little kid, I used to have a little Ninja Turtles
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 1: on my bed sheets. That was the ship back then.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: Colin says, if there's any reason for WrestleMania to go
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 1: back to one night, it is definitely this year's event. Yeah,
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah yeah, I mean WrestleMania this year. This
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 1: did not need to be a two night show. I
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent agree Mike with a ten dollars super chat.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: The fact that Carmelo and Dragonov carried that show pretty
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: much all of twenty twenty five and they're not on
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 1: the show, but McAfee is makes me want to puke.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 1: Dynasty is going to be better than WrestleMania bookt Dynasty
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 1: on paper is a very strong card and I will
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: be watching it, but I'm not going live for that
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 1: because it ends too damn late and I got a
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: big week coming up. I'm traveling. I'm not doing it,
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 1: So just be aware of that. No live Dynasty review
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: on Sunday night. I'm gonna save it for the Uncrowned
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 1: Wrestling Show on Tuesday. It will be an exclusive. Larry
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 1: Jester ranked these rors four to one. Now COVID guest
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: host and ninety five. I don't know. COVID is COVID
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 1: is four. COVID will always be the worst because wrestling
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: in front of nobody is just awful, and I have
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 1: no interest or desire to go back to me. It
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 1: has no replay value whatsoever, except maybe like the Boneyard
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: match or some of the cinematic stuff. COVID is automatically
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: number four. But man, the guest host era was it
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 1: was bad. The guest host era was very bad. But
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go COVID this era guest host and I'm
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 1: gonna put ninety five and number one Boots. Thank you
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: for the ten. Hope to see Boots around for our
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: big WrestleMania weekend next week. Doctor Lawrence Jacobi, we got
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 1: a doctor in the house. Doctor. I'm not feeling good
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 1: after this show tonight. What should I do? Sas, I'm
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 1: really hoping for Mania to be a total disaster, hopefully
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 1: the worst in history. As a casual viewer, these times
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: where everyone is losing their minds over the horrible product
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: are the most fun. Maybe not for my mental health,
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 1: but yes, I think you're onto something there. Justin with
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 1: a nine ninety nine. Could you see Oba losing to
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 1: brocket Mania, but Gunther wins its SummerSlam against Brock and
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 1: later Oba beats Gunther to gain the momentum from him. Also,
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 1: who is your early pick for King of the Ring?
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 1: Do we even know if they're doing King of the
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 1: Ring this year? I don't even know if they're doing it.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't really thought about King of the Ring. Honestly,
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 1: I don't really have an early pick. I'd have to
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'd have to first think about it. I could see
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 1: Trick Williams potentially, I could see that, but I'd have
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 1: to give that some thought. As far as your first idea,
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 1: it's not a bad idea, right, because the question is
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 1: after all these retirement or with no retirements, but like
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 1: these final matches that they have gifted to Gunther. Right,
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 1: we already knew John Cena was retiring, but in his
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: retirement match he loses to guntherro Goldberg loses to Gunther.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: Aj Styles loses to Gunther. What's the end game here? Right?
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 1: Who beats Gunther and gets the rub? Oba would be
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 1: a great candidate. I'd rather Oba beat Brock, But if
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: Brock is winding down, let's say in Minneapolis, they're not
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 1: gonna want Brock to lose his last two matches. It's
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 1: not gonna happen. So if he really is wrestling, let's
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 1: say his last match for now at Summerslim, then I
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: think he's almost definitely beating Oba in WrestleMania, and Oba
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 1: may not get that win back. Then if Brock then
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: goes on to lose to Gunther and he disappears, at
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: that point, Oba would almost have to beat Gunther. I
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 1: think he'd be the right guy for it because if
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 1: not him, then who If he doesn't get the win
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 1: over Brock, I think he has to beat Gunther. Maybe
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 1: Oba beats Gunther in the King of the Ring final,
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 1: dum m. I don't know, because if you win King
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: of the Ring, you get a WWE Championship match, don't
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 1: you or World Heavyweight title. I guess if he's un raw,
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: so I don't know if they want him challenging for
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 1: the championship that's soon. Yeah, I think people need to
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 1: be very much prepared for the likelihood of Brock Lesnar
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 1: getting the win on ESPN. I wouldn't do it, but
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: I think there's a very real possibility. But we have
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen Bimby. Bimb is with us with a
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: fifty dollar super chat. Bimb is our King of the Ring.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 1: We just crowned our King of the Ring, King Thimby
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 1: with a fifty bucks supersticker. Look at this, it's a
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 1: nice sticker. Thank you, brother EJ. Slamp. I hate Pat McAfee.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 1: He's the worst changing gears. I hated Elizabeth in the nWo.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 1: With Savage there would Sherry have been a better fit
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: with him. Sherry would have been a great fit in anything.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 1: Sherry was fantastic. Yeah. I never really liked Liz in
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 1: the nWo. Never really made sense to me. I agree, DJ,
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: Greetings from Disneyland, solo, drinking my twelve dollars water, resting
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: my legs and catching up on your stream. Well, don't
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: let this awful SmackDown ruin your Disneyland experience. I'd be
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 1: a lot happier too if I was a Disneyland right now,
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: the working man. I'd rather relive David Arquette winning the
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 1: WCW title again over this shit. Be careful what you
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: wish for, Doctor Lawrence Jacoby Tko intervene because the show
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 1: is shit and making no money. They didn't help, but
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 1: it was never their job to make good TV. I'm
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 1: sure they wish they could stay out of it. Fire
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 1: Triple Oh No, I disagree. No, they're not doing this
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: to try to save the show. They're doing this because
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 1: they're trying to move more tickets to a show that
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 1: they thought they would be selling as much as they
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: did last year and they're not, so they're trying to
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 1: move tickets. And again, Pat McAfee was chosen because Ari
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 1: Emanuel has ulterior motives involved here beyond just WWE business,
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 1: and he's trying to kind of like double dip in away. Right.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 1: WWE owns it, but he just took Pat McAfee on
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 1: as a client in the last two months. That's not
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: a coincidence. Says very little to do with them going, boy,
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 1: you know you got to save w and they are
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: making money. Can't say they're not making money. They are
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 1: making money, they're just not making as much money. Hey,
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: Bota Bang and Sugar Asian have joined the chat. What
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 1: a married couple that would be? Yuh, maybe we can
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 1: get the Miz to marry you too. Apparently the Miz
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 1: is an ordained minister. Now whatever I think he's doing,
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 1: marriage ceremonies in Vegas this week. The working Man. I'd
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 1: rather rewatch Cody as Stardust. At this point, nothing about
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: current Cody is authentic to me. He's so phony. He
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 1: will make a great senator one day, he will, he will.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 1: He does seem like he has a future in politics.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 1: If you've heard of the Cody lies, that right there
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 1: tells you he's a perfect fit for politics. Spartan sprinkles
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 1: with a five. I enjoy McAfee's humor slash stick. I
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 1: am the point zero zero one percent who enjoys. This
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 1: should have been saved for after a Cody winning media though.
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 1: Randy snaps and brings him pat under no circumstances should
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: this have been done as part of this wrestle media build.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 1: Just absolutely awful. The working Man next stallone's a lot
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: of it's a lot of laughing emojis. There gets funnier
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 1: every time it's broad Oh it's it's the fucking hilarious.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely I think it was bloomberg when the report
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: initially came out that mentioned that people have been told
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: he sees him as or he's trying to get him
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 1: to be the next ste It actually is very very funny.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm watching him out there tonight, I go, oh, this
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 1: guy's a master thespian. Yeah, because when I see that,
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 1: that's the first thing I think of is the next
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone. Aaron loves wrestling. Thank God for aw NW,
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 1: Japan and House of Glory. See, even Aaron, who legitimately
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: has this great love for all wrestling, is not attempting
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 1: to defend this shit, because even he has his limits
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 1: and he realizes that this is terrible trash. Thank you, Aaron.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 1: Johnny Frances, Considering how desperate they sound for ticket sales,
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm expecting a Craigslist ad for seat fillers and it
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 1: go fund me by early next week. Tragic stuff. How
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 1: far they have fallen. Devin from NJ two thousand to
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 1: Solo agree with JD's guarantee that Triple eight will be
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 1: out from running Creative within the next eighteen months. I
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 1: don't know about eighteen months, but I do think that
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 1: he will be on the hot seat sooner than later.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 1: Like a year. Someone said before a year from now,
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania is Saudi. I think he'll still be in that
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 1: chair two years from now. That's a lot harder to say.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: I think that his future is tenuous. Long term future
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 1: is tenuous at best. Super Pony I will always have
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 1: Sammy's back. People who don't appreciate him, don't like pro wrestling. Dude,
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 1: he got bland. He got bland. People they don't want bland.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 1: That's also part of the reason why they're kind of
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 1: getting Cody fatigue or they're turning on Cody. You got
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 1: to know when to change it up. And Cody or
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 1: Sammy rather didn't really have a great story up until recently.
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 1: At least now this stuff is kind of interesting, like
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: where are they going to go with it? He was
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 1: just too bland that he had no real direction, and
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 1: so I'm not really shocked by people's reaction, like there
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 1: was nothing to really cheer for. It was kind of boring.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 1: And Daniel Bryan wasn't totally wrong years ago when he
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 1: said the fans are fickle. They are fans are fickle.
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 1: Mike says, have Oba beat Brock, Trick, beat Sammy and
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 1: javon winning the Intercontinental title in the ladder match. Let's
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 1: start the future now, It's fine with me. Let's do it.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 1: Let's make it happen. Actually, eh, I hate to end
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: pent his rain though this soon maybe I wouldn't take
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 1: it off Pent yet. But the other two I'm fine
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 1: with the other two dead Kirby twenty two. Are they
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 1: trying to turn Pat into Jimmy Hart. Pat is no
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Hart. He is no Jimmy Hart. He is no
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 1: Bobby Heaton. Mike says Cardona was the king of the
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 1: Indies for how many years? Now? He is a jobber
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 1: again in the WWE. The bro never should have come back, dude.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: He always wanted to go back to WWE like that
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 1: was always the goal was to build himself up so
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 1: he can get back to WWA. He's right where he
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 1: wants to be. Now. Do I think that he wishes
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 1: that they were actually pushing him in a meaningful way? Yes,
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 1: But don't get it twisted like he went back there
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 1: for a reason because he always wanted to go back there,
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 1: and he got his wish. He got to go back,
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 1: and he's using his real name and he works, you know,
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 1: in the same brand as his wife. I don't know
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 1: that he's unhappy with that. He knew what he was
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 1: getting into when he went back. Dead Kirby says, Paul
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: is sabotaging Randy like he did with Sina. So he's
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 1: just like secretly, I guess not so secretly, sabotaging all
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 1: of his old rivals one by one. Who's next, Who's left?
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 1: Who's left on the roster that he would have feuded
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 1: with back when he was active. Uh, I don't know. Punk.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 1: I guess Punk is going to be next. I think
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 1: Punk better watch out. We got electric feel with a
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 1: ten dollars super chat. I thought Stephanie was full of
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 1: shit at first, but she was right. This version of
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 1: Randy is quote diabolical, so much so he's giving us
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 1: one plus months of Pat McAfee absolutely diabolical. Yeah, we
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 1: just didn't know what she meant by that, but I
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 1: think it's becoming clear by the week. This is pretty diabolical,
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 1: George with the four ninety nine. Only thing that could
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 1: salvage this is Sylvester Stallone literally coming out in tko
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 1: ing Pat McAfee in the middle of the ring pun
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 1: intended more celebrities? Are you arguing for more celebrities on
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 1: this show? Now we're gonna go to Wrestlemdia. We're gonna
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 1: have Lil YACHTI show up in trick Williams corner. We're
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 1: gonna have I show speed wrestling in the opening match
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 1: of night one. We're gonna have Pat McAfee and Jelly
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 1: Roll in the respective corners of Cody Rhoads and Randy
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 1: ort In to WrestleMania until Sylvester Stallone runs out and
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: he drops Pat McAfee with a TKA in the middle
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 1: of the ring, only for Tom Brady to then make
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 1: a special surprise appearance call them cute and then kicked
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 1: them in the dick and run away. And that is
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 1: how WrestleMania will go off the air, The working Man,
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 1: The Bloodbath missing Kevin Nash on Thunder was better than
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 1: this episode of Smackdow Dude. At least that was entertaining.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 1: That was funny as fuck. He's just casually standing there
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 1: waiting for the bloodbath to come down and then it's
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 1: missed them by a bouts five or six feet. That
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 1: was great. George says, why do you think Raw is
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 1: so much more bearable? Other than the length? I mean,
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 1: I wish I had a good answer for you. I
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 1: really don't. It is half an hour shorter, but there's
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 1: also different writers on the show and different I don't know,
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 1: just the different vision. No pun intended a different vision
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 1: that they have for the show. I don't know. It's
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 1: still the same basic team though, so I'm not sure
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 1: why that is. Diego Vasquez. Sorry, I rather watch Sabrina
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 1: Carpenter at Coachella. So what I the working Man says
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 1: finger Poke of Doom was better than this? May's the
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 1: great with a five. With how bad these shows have
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 1: been and will continue to be, I can't help but
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 1: think that the SmackDown post show review days might be numbered.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, they keep up with shows like this. Would
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 1: you blame me? No? We got a soldier on here.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 1: I have to be here because as people fall off
• 2:24:55
  Speaker 1: of SmackDown, they're gonna want to know what happened. So
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 1: I need to be here to fill them in on
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 1: all the details. Silver Tower, what's going on? Silver Tower?
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about SmackDown being awful, going
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: to the aw pay per view this weekend with my
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 1: family looking forward to Well, I hope you enjoy it.
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy the show. Let me know how
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: the live experience ends up. Again. I'm not going to
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 1: be live for it on Sunday night, but I'll be
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 1: reviewing it. On Tuesday on on Crowned. That'll be the
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 1: last show we actually no, I'll be the last show
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 1: that I do before I leave for Vegas on Wednesday.
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 1: But we are doing Tuesday Night Titans on Tuesday Night
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 1: and then I fly out the next morning. Golden Boy.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 1: So do the people who had tickets get a discount?
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 1: It's a slap to their face. Oh, they get no discount.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 1: Ram Trucks has drawn a line in the sand. You
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 1: ain't getting no discount. If you already bought your tickets.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 1: You could sell your ticket and then buy a new
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 1: one in the next few days and get twenty five
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 1: percent off. That's the best you could hope for the workingman.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 1: Roman calling Punk old was hilariously dumb, as he's also
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 1: forty Yay, two forty somethings in the main event? Fuck
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 1: this Jerusalem, Shit two forty somethings in the main event.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 1: Which night are you talking about? I mean that could
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 1: apply to either night. Jarret Moose Rodriguez random question. I
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 1: was a child and had just begun watching around the
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 1: time Punk won the World heavyweight title for the first time.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 1: Was the reaction to his og reign? Really that lukewarm
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: overall kinda yeah. I mean I don't remember his his
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 1: OG run. It didn't last too long, right, It only
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 1: lasted a three four months, and that would have been
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. It was not the same cmpunk
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 1: that we would see a few years later, So yeah,
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty lukewarm. It was nothing overwhelming.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it was, he would have been champion
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 1: for longer. So it was not a terribly memorable run.
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 1: In fact, from what I can remember, I don't even
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 1: think he got beat for the belt. I think he
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 1: got taken out in a backstage segment, right, and they
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 1: put the belt up in that stupid scramble match. I
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: think that Chris Jericho won. Aaron says, would you keep
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 1: Ethan Page and Ricky Saints as a team on the
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 1: main roster? And what are your thoughts on the Blake
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 1: Monroe Vanity Project faction. I think their characters go hand
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 1: in hand. I think it's probably, you know, probably a
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 1: good combo, but Blake should be on the main roster.
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she's still hanging around in NXT.
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. As far as Ethan or Ricky,
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 1: I you know, I wouldn't mind them being a team.
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think their value is in being a tag team, though,
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 1: if you want to introduce them that way, I guess
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 1: that'd be fine, especially if they were part of the
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 1: same let's say, faction with a couple of other people.
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't mind it d quint with a
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 1: five dollars super check KFA. Wise, why would Gunther go
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 1: through the trouble of fighting Seth to reach Brock instead
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 1: of just answering the open challenge first? You're making too
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 1: much sense now. You can't be asking questions like that
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 1: we got Deebo Roy. I know, I butchered that one.
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 1: I think if this bullshit goes on and the crowd
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 1: reaction understandably continues to remain lukewarm at best, TKO will
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 1: eventually make Triple H escapegoat and fire him. I wonder
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 1: who they would replace him with. I mean, there may
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 1: be somebody on an interim basis from the current team,
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 1: like a Hayman or a Bruce Pritchard. But I think,
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 1: and I've talked about this before, you know Rock being
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 1: on the board and Brian Goertz being his guy. Brian
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 1: Gortz was the head writer for Monday Night Raw for
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 1: years and years, and I think if they needed a
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 1: permanent replacement for Levek, if he was removed or if
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 1: something happened, would not at all be shocked to see
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 1: Brian Gowertz in that spot, and then Rock would have
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: his guy. He would have his guy installed as the
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 1: head of the creative team. Mike says, your opinion of
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 1: the worst Wrestlemanium of all time? Mine is Uncle Uncle
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 1: Elmer against Adrian Adonis a WrestleMania two or Brett versus
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 1: Vince or WrestleMania twenty six. Horrible. Yeah, that was That
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 1: was just sad. But look, I'm glad Brett got his closure.
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 1: I guess he got that one more WrestleMania match. But yeah,
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: it was. It was bad. Uncle Elmer against Adrian Adonis.
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I could see where you would think that
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 1: would be the worst WrestleMania match of all time, but uh,
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 1: there's a lot to choose from, dude. There were a
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 1: lot of really terrible undercard matches in those early years
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 1: of WrestleMania, so I don't even remember them all. I
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 1: think more in terms of the WrestleMania main events. So
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 1: in terms of WrestleMania main events. I think of John
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: Cena and the Miz. I think of John Cena and
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 1: Cody Rhodes in terms of just the worst WrestleMania match
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 1: of all time. I mean Brett and Vince would be
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 1: up there. You know, there was another match that Brett
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 1: had and there he heard we were talking about him.
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 1: He just popped up on screen. That was me, by
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 1: the way. The guy next to him was me watching
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 1: SmackDown tonight, a guy in the electric chair. Brett had
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 1: a horrible match with Bob Backland at WrestleMania eleven. I
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 1: think Brett has even said it's his worst wrestle media
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 1: match of all the WrestleMania matches he ever had. Jeremy says,
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 1: so they are gonna take the hit and announce forty
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 1: five thousand both nights, or fudge it up and announce
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 1: higher numbers than last year sixty k in the house
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 1: both nights. I don't think they're gonna fudge it by
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 1: that much. They're definitely gonna fudge it, though they'll probably
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 1: announce in the range of fifty k for both nights.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 1: They ain't getting fifty k, they ain't coming close to
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 1: fifty k, but that doesn't mean they won't announce like
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know forty eight one night, fifty one the next,
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 1: that'd be my prediction, plus Ultra Adrian. I only care
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 1: for three matches at WrestleMania, Oba Brock the latter match
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 1: and punkin Roman. Thank you for all you do, Solo.
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 1: Sorry you had to watch SmackDown. I'm sorry too. I'm
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 1: sorry too, but I got a job to do, damn it.
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 1: Kung Fu Joseph Buyer, Sell, Baseball Hall of Fame, Bonds
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 1: or A rod Well. I mean, given the circumstances, I
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 1: don't think either one belonged in there. But if I
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 1: had to choose one, it's Barry Bonds, Jeremy Thunderstrikes, Punk Stured,
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 1: invade Pat's house like Triple H did once. Super Pony.
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 1: Is this worse than twenty eighteen to twenty twenty one?
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 1: I think it might be. I don't know if it's worse.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: It's it's pretty fucking bad, dude. It's bad. It's very bad.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 1: It's all just it's all just so terrible. Hydro grad
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 1: with a tend. The people of New Orleans that were
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 1: upset about getting screwed out of WrestleMania are probably looking
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 1: at this build, like, yeah, nah, Vegas can have this
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 1: shit good. It's what they get for not running New
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 1: Orleans this year. I'd be more upset because if they
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 1: were running New Orleans this year, I would be there.
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 1: I was all ready to go. I was having talks
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 1: with my friends. All Right, we get the Airbnb, and
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 1: then they switched it. Mike says, a New York street
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 1: fight between you and Pat McAfee. Who wins solid monster.
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't know where is Pat from. Is
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 1: Pat's not from New York. Pat's from Indiana, right, See,
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: I'm from New York. I know Pat may be a
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 1: former punter, but I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 1: Unpopular opinion. Gunther kind of bores me in the ring
• 2:34:26
  Speaker 1: and on the mic. Just not my cup of tea.
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 1: I guess, hey, different strokes. It's all good. Carlos Galvaan
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 1: with the nine ninety nine. I just went to my
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 1: break at work so I can join the stream and say,
• 2:34:42
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on over at the FED?
• 2:34:45
  Speaker 1: Copy and paste from last year is insane? Yeah, it's bad, dude,
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 1: It's bad. Ej Slamp. I'd rather have Jeremy Piven, whose
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 1: Entourage character was inspired by Ari Emanuel mentioned Summerfest on
• 2:34:59
  Speaker 1: TA than Pat McAfee. I would rather watch summer Fest
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 1: than this WrestleMania made event. We got the lore Maestro
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 1: Hey Solo showing some love. See you on TNT. I
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 1: will be there. We've been putting up some big numbers,
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 1: so I will see you there. Venom Caitetsu Live will
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 1: come visit you. But a Mania if you buy a
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 1: Mania ticket, well then they would undoubtedly start moving tickets.
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 1: They would they would be able to hit that sixty
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 1: k mark if they did that. Mike says, worst WrestleMania
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 1: booking decision of all time minus triple H pinning booker
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 1: t Clean at WrestleMania nineteen still makes me mad to
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 1: this day. Yeah, I mean that's awful, but that's not
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 1: the worst. I think. I think last year has to
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 1: be up there. I really do. Like you had one
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 1: job you have and you only have one chance to
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 1: set the rec which was number seventeen last year, in
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 1: the final year of the man who led your company
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 1: for what ten, twelve, fifteen years? How do you fuck
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 1: that up? Like it was on a platter, it was
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 1: handed to you. How do you fuck that up. They
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 1: fucked up number seventeen last year. It's insane to me.
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 1: Super Pony wish Ko was here to shit on this
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 1: like Punk did. Yes, he has missed. He has definitely missed.
• 2:36:37
  Speaker 1: Toya says, I'm excited for be the booker. Yeah, we
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 1: got two rounds. We got to get to Jeremy Rose
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 1: hypothetically off Triple H got removed and Tony offered him
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 1: a job at AW Would he take it? No, he's
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 1: not going to go work for Tony Khan. That will
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 1: never happen. I'll make it a prediction right now that
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 1: ain't never gonna happen. And Cameron Spencer. Sometimes wrestling can
• 2:37:06
  Speaker 1: be so bad that it's funny. What was funnier Katie
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 1: Vick segment or rollin'son Wyatt Helen is Cell. I personally
• 2:37:15
  Speaker 1: didn't really find the humor in either one of them,
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, looking back at it, which
• 2:37:21
  Speaker 1: one was funnier? I mean, I guess I would go
• 2:37:24
  Speaker 1: for the Helen a Cell just for the reaction, like
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 1: trying to process that we had that sort of decision
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 1: rendered in a Hell and a Cell match. But then
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 1: you kind of look back and you realize, like We've
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 1: had other hell and of cell matches that had horrendous endings.
• 2:37:40
  Speaker 1: I vividly recall one involving Roman Reigns and Braunze Stroman
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 1: where brock Lesner I think broke the door down and
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 1: ran in and I think laid them out with an
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 1: F five and apparently they were crippled and they were
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: unable to move and the match was just thrown away.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 1: There's been some bad endings to some of those matches,
• 2:38:01
  Speaker 1: but I did not derive any pleasure from either one
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 1: of those things. They were both terrible, and Alex says
• 2:38:09
  Speaker 1: at this point, give me Tozawa versus the Great Kalie
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 1: in a Punjabi prison match. Over this, well, you'll be
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 1: happy to know on that note, because we are due
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 1: for two rounds of be the booker that the Punjabi
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 1: prison match is an option, we may well book one tonight.
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 1: You may get your wish. So let's see, let's be
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 1: the booker. Let's not waste any more time. We got
• 2:38:32
  Speaker 1: two rounds coming, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 1: to be the booker. Now you guys killed it on
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 1: the likes. We are what are we twenty? We were
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 1: twenty somewhat likes away from a thousand. We might hit
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 1: one thousand live for a SmackDown review. Let's see if
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 1: we can hit a thousand here while we're in the
• 2:38:53
  Speaker 1: middle of doing be the Booker, weren't a thousand likes.
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 1: Unlike WWE with their men's tag team titles. This year WrestleMania,
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 1: we're going to book a tag team match. They got
• 2:39:09
  Speaker 1: all the goal. Look at this, Bubba Ray and Devon.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 1: The Dudley Boys, one of the most decorated tag teams
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 1: of all time. Just ask Bubba, he'll tell you. The
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 1: Dudley Boys are going to be defending one of those titles.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know which ones against the Rockers. The Rockers
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 1: and there was a demolition of my brain. They're going
• 2:39:37
  Speaker 1: into the Hall of Fame a week from tonight. I'll
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 1: be coming home from Vegas that night, just in time
• 2:39:44
  Speaker 1: to tune into the Hall of Fame, which apparently is
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 1: airing on YouTube and I believe possibly ESPN from what
• 2:39:50
  Speaker 1: I understand. All right, women's be the Booker. You guys
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 1: never know what kind of matches we're going to get here.
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 1: This is always a crapshoot. Charlotte Flair it's been doing
• 2:40:07
  Speaker 1: the tag team thing, but she's got to be in
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 1: singles action. Here it'll be Charlotte Flair going one on
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 1: one with Bianca Belair. Still waiting on that pl match
• 2:40:19
  Speaker 1: between these two. I think the only time they wrestled
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 1: was I think, wasn't it on an episode of Raw
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 1: years ago? I don't think they ever had a proper
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 1: program together. Well, there's a hell of a match right there, dude.
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 1: We're on a roll so far. Charlotte and Bianca and
• 2:40:42
  Speaker 1: the Rockers and the Dudley Boys. Diamond Dallas Page DDP
• 2:40:52
  Speaker 1: is in the main event of round number one DDP
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 1: against La Knight. Yeah, there you go. All right. See now,
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 1: if they won't put him in the main event, I
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 1: will there go DDP and l A Night. Bang yeah, bang, yeah,
• 2:41:21
  Speaker 1: it's right, that's right, all right. So now round number
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 1: two is going to include stipulations. This is where the
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 1: Punjabi prison could very well come into play. I hope not.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 1: I like this Big Blue cage. Now. I know it
• 2:41:45
  Speaker 1: sucks for these guys because apparently that cage hurt like hell,
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 1: But this is the cage I grew up on. I
• 2:41:50
  Speaker 1: love Big Blue. I love me a big Blue cage match.
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a big blue tag team cage
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 1: match because we're gonna start with the tag teams. Be
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 1: nice to have back to back sweeps. We have top
• 2:42:09
  Speaker 1: flight Darius and Dante Martin in the big Blue Cage.
• 2:42:16
  Speaker 1: We'll do drum rolls for all these How about that
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 1: top flight against the two dudes with attitude, Diesel and
• 2:42:28
  Speaker 1: Shawn Michaels in the Big Blue Cage. I think I
• 2:42:35
  Speaker 1: know who's going over this match, and it ain't top flight,
• 2:42:42
  Speaker 1: but actually, you know, Dante Martin In there with young
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 1: Shawn Michaels, mid ninety Shawn Michaels. That could be a
• 2:42:50
  Speaker 1: lot of fun. And then at the end of all
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 1: of a Diesel can just power bomb the shit out
• 2:42:55
  Speaker 1: of him. I like it all right now our second match, yeah,
• 2:43:05
  Speaker 1: we know exactly who's going over in that match. We
• 2:43:09
  Speaker 1: go from a big blue cage to a barbed wire
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 1: steel cage. A lot of cages tonight, so unfortunately this
• 2:43:24
  Speaker 1: falls on the ladies to have a barbed wire steel
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 1: cage match. So someone's getting cut up. Willow at Nightingale,
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 1: she could throw down. We've seen Willow that Willow and
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 1: the Statlander at all out. A few years ago, they
• 2:43:40
  Speaker 1: had that street fight Willow Nightingale inside the barbed wire cage.
• 2:43:50
  Speaker 1: Feeling very cagey tonight. Oh, Bliss fan at gonna like this.
• 2:43:55
  Speaker 1: This is not gonna end well for Alexa Bliss, but
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta give it the bell Alexa Bliss and Willow Nightingale.
• 2:44:05
  Speaker 1: Poor Alexa, though she's gonna be all scarred up by
• 2:44:09
  Speaker 1: the time this match is over. Well, Bliss fan like
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 1: Alexa anymore? If she's all scarred up and she's not
• 2:44:15
  Speaker 1: so pretty anymore, he may move on to someone else.
• 2:44:23
  Speaker 1: And our main event. Hey, Paul Carpenter, thank you for
• 2:44:26
  Speaker 1: thirty six months, CEA says, thirty six more membership. Let's
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 1: fucking go. That's right, Okay, here we go main event time. Yeah,
• 2:44:37
  Speaker 1: this again. Someone's losing an eye? Eye for an eye?
• 2:44:43
  Speaker 1: Is that our main event? Here? And beat the booker?
• 2:44:47
  Speaker 1: It is I for an eye, Ladies and gentlemen. It
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 1: all comes down to this. We have Androte Eldolo, who
• 2:44:56
  Speaker 1: will be wrestling Darby Allen on Sunday Night at Dynasty.
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 1: Will the lady still love him if he has an
• 2:45:06
  Speaker 1: eyepatch on? Though? Andrade against Bandido how about this. Holy
• 2:45:16
  Speaker 1: shit said, look at this. We just had this match
• 2:45:21
  Speaker 1: at Revolution. We're getting it again. See. I think this
• 2:45:25
  Speaker 1: is gonna work out really well though for Bandido because
• 2:45:27
  Speaker 1: he's got the mask on. How are you gonna pluck
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 1: the eye out of the mask? Doesn't really work? Andrade
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 1: against Bandida. Now you tell me that the cards I
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 1: just booked for you here, that these wouldn't be shows
• 2:45:41
  Speaker 1: that you would you would pay TKO ticket prices to
• 2:45:44
  Speaker 1: CD shows. Fuck WrestleMania. WrestleMania just came tonight. A double
• 2:45:51
  Speaker 1: kill went six for six tonight. It's the power of
• 2:45:55
  Speaker 1: all of you guys, all your support tonight. You powered
• 2:45:58
  Speaker 1: me through. I love it. We're not done. We got
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 1: a few more messages here, get them on in. Actually
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 1: did we I believe we did. We smashed a thousand
• 2:46:10
  Speaker 1: likes and super Pony Alberto Dell dipshit or Pat McAfee.
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee, never Alberto del dipshit. Not when he's going
• 2:46:26
  Speaker 1: around allegedly smacking women around. He could go fuck off.
• 2:46:34
  Speaker 1: Take Pat McAfee over him any day. Just not. In
• 2:46:38
  Speaker 1: the main event of WrestleMania, Duffsvid's Hall of Fame is
• 2:46:44
  Speaker 1: booked better than WrestleMania can't wait. It's a strong class.
• 2:46:49
  Speaker 1: I mean just for AJ Demolition and SIT alone, it's
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 1: a strong class this year. Question is who do they
• 2:46:57
  Speaker 1: main event with? Who main events the Hall of Fame,
• 2:47:00
  Speaker 1: AJ Styles or Stephanie McMahon. I don't know. I don't know.
• 2:47:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think one is going to open
• 2:47:11
  Speaker 1: and one is going to close. So if I had
• 2:47:14
  Speaker 1: to venture a guess, I'm gonna say Stephanie opens and
• 2:47:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say they close with AJ. If I had
• 2:47:21
  Speaker 1: to make a prediction. Uh and Recinson fifty three months
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 1: of Channel membership. Thoughts on the Mets so far, hot
• 2:47:36
  Speaker 1: and cold. I mean there's things to like, things to
• 2:47:39
  Speaker 1: not like. You know, Boba Schetts. I mean, we'll see
• 2:47:43
  Speaker 1: where things go with him as we get a little
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 1: bit deeper into the season. I think the pitching buy
• 2:47:48
  Speaker 1: and large has been good. I mean again, there's things
• 2:47:51
  Speaker 1: to like, there's things to not like. It's just you know,
• 2:47:56
  Speaker 1: we'll we'll see in h we'll see month where they are.
• 2:48:05
  Speaker 1: And Larry Jester Eye for an eye solo Soca versus
• 2:48:08
  Speaker 1: Eric Rowan equals erk or skoa get it. He removed
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 1: the eye from their names. That's a terrible joke. And
• 2:48:19
  Speaker 1: Mike says, when are we ever gonna get Batista in
• 2:48:22
  Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame When he's available. I think it
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 1: just comes down to his schedule and his availability. But
• 2:48:30
  Speaker 1: it will happen. It will happen with him. It'll be
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 1: the same thing with Rock and Sina. You know, it's
• 2:48:35
  Speaker 1: gonna come down to their availability more than anything else.
• 2:48:37
  Speaker 1: And then as far as like Jericho and Big Show,
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 1: that just comes down to when they are no longer
• 2:48:42
  Speaker 1: under contract to the other company, because as long as
• 2:48:45
  Speaker 1: they are, they ain't going nowhere. So there's still some
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  Speaker 1: big names out there that are a name. My god,
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  Speaker 1: she's getting angry. You know why because she has no
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  Speaker 1: WrestleMania match yet. That's why she's so angry. That's well,
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  Speaker 1: now with a fifteen dollars super chat late to the party.
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  Speaker 1: But here's my weekly solo. Love Hope you had a
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  Speaker 1: good stream. Brother had to be better than SmackDown. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it was very cathartic. Batista is a headliner and it
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  Speaker 1: will be huge. Yeah. I mean when he when he
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  Speaker 1: goes in, he should he should be the headliner. I
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  Speaker 1: in the same class with Sena, any class that Sena
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  Speaker 1: goes in, he's the headliner. You know. Same thing with
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  Speaker 1: Song doesn't sound, terrible BUT i noticed it right. Away
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  Speaker 1: it's not the actual theme, music which makes me wonder
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  Speaker 1: he would be the appropriate. ONE i, Agree and we
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  Speaker 1: know he'll be in town because he's hosting the, show
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  Speaker 1: SO i think there's a very good chance That sina
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  Speaker 1: will do the. Induction oh, Anyway i'm pooped like this.
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  Speaker 1: Show this television show is. Poop, WELL i hope you
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  Speaker 1: at least enjoyed the. Review even if you did not
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy SmackDown. Tonight SmackDown. SUCKS i don't have any other
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  Speaker 1: eloquent way to say. It the show is fucking. GARBAGE
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  Speaker 1: i hope it gets, better but it seems to get
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  Speaker 1: worse by the. Week it's just. Awful i'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be back with you live On monday, night but before,
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  Speaker 1: that we have the sound off On, sunday episode nine.
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  Speaker 1: Nine we got a lot to talk, about Including WrestleMania
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  Speaker 1: predictions for night one And night, two and then there
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of other news during the, week so
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk about all of that On. Sunday No dynasty
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  Speaker 1: live stream On sunday, Night i'll be watching. It i'm
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  Speaker 1: going to save my review for the Un crowned show On.
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday monday, night we'll be live here on the channel FOR.
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  Speaker 1: Raw i'm flying out On wednesday morning To Las vegas
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  Speaker 1: because we have The house Of glory show On thursday,
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  Speaker 1: night which we'll be streaming if you can't make it
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  Speaker 1: live streaming On TRILLER Tv. Plus if you are going
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  Speaker 1: be a big. Show we got a loaded. Lineup it'd
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  Speaker 1: be great to see some of you. There and so
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  Speaker 1: that's Where i'm gonna. Be so there's not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: A dynamite review On, wednesday AND i will not be
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  Speaker 1: home in time For, SmackDown so just be aware of.
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  Speaker 1: That but of course next weekend is a big weekend
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  Speaker 1: because we Got WrestleMania night one and we Got WrestleMania
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  Speaker 1: night two for better or. Worse so it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a very busy week coming. Up Hopefully i'll see some
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  Speaker 1: of you In. Vegas remember what they, say what happens
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  Speaker 1: In vegas stays In. Vegas Drew mackincock thirty eight months
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  Speaker 1: Of channel, membership didn't go To SmackDown in my city
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  Speaker 1: today because it is so. BAD i think you made
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  Speaker 1: the right. CALL i think you made the right. Call
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  Speaker 1: night go check out the other content on the, channel
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  Speaker 1: AND i will see you guys on the audio download
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  Speaker 1: for episode coming up On. Sunday it's gonna be a big.
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  Speaker 1: One until, then take, care, Guys thanks for the. Love