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Big Stu-ey: We Can Obs (w/Frank Caliendo) · Stugotz and Company

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: The great Frank Caliendo is with us. He has two shows,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach Improv, October 9th and the 10th. I am
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: organized today, Frank. He is going to do the weekend observations.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Give him the music, guys. Start it
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  Speaker 1: with Mel Kiper Jr.
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  Speaker 2: Frank.
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  Speaker 3: Stu Gotts, Gotts, Gotts, Gotts, Gotts.
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  Speaker 4: Last week, we spent the entire week making fun of him.
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  Speaker 4: Stu Gotts said he looked like he forgot how to
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  Speaker 4: play football, said he looked more like a clown than
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  Speaker 4: a quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: But at the end of the.
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  Speaker 3: Day, that was then. This is now because yesterday, yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: He strolled in a Highmark Stadium and outplayed Josh Allen
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: on his way to beating the Bills. And just like that,
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  Speaker 4: make no mistake about it, Drake May is back.
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  Speaker 6: October 9th and 10th, Palm Beach Improv. Jim Rohn, please.
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  Speaker 5: Incredible.
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  Speaker 3: How great is this?
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  Speaker 7: These weekend observations will go on forever because there's so
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  Speaker 7: much going on right now. Colts Commanders, next time, if
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  Speaker 7: you wouldn't mind, start at 6.30 a.m. If I told
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  Speaker 7: you England in 1776... If you lose this war, 250
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  Speaker 7: years from now, we're sending Colts commanders over there.
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  Speaker 5: They would have fought a lot harder.
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  Speaker 6: Trump.
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  Speaker 3: Having to watch Athens.
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  Speaker 7: Kalia Manang is not sure on the name pronunciation.
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  Speaker 6: Neither is he.
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  Speaker 5: Kalia Manis.
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  Speaker 7: How great is that? Kalia Manis. Wasn't he great in
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  Speaker 7: the hangover? Zach Kalia Manis. Dude, that name should have,
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  Speaker 7: that should have qualified you for a refund.
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  Speaker 3: The Baklava Bomber.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: October 9th and 10th, Palm Beach Improv. He has two
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  Speaker 1: shows in South Florida. Go check him out. Jeff Goldblum.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, the only worthwhile highlight in the Colts Commanders was
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  Speaker 8: an O-lineman accidentally catching a pass and then rumbling first down.
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  Speaker 3: Four first down.
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  Speaker 5: Don't forget the four.
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  Speaker 6: If you do, you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: If you live in England, if you do, ooh.
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  Speaker 8: The Colts Commanders was, what, the first NFL game you
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  Speaker 8: ever went to. I'd understand it if you never watched.
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  Speaker 5: Again.
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  Speaker 6: Madden.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you live in New England, or England, Old England,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's New England and there's Old England. Old
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  Speaker 2: England is the England we're talking about. New England is
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  Speaker 2: the one with Drake Mayne. We're still trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: out what's going on. If you live in old England
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  Speaker 2: and went to that game, I don't blame you if
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  Speaker 2: you told a friend or texted a loved one. This
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: is why they call soccer the beautiful game. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's one of those things that hurts me to say,
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  Speaker 2: but there you go. And the Colts, they have more
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  Speaker 2: wins at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium this season.
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  Speaker 5: Then Tottenham.
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  Speaker 6: The Leigh Whites.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there you go.
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  Speaker 6: Boom. Greeted.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, man.
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  Speaker 7: Romeo Dobbs tipping Drake May's pass right to the defensive back.
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  Speaker 3: Unlucky. Drake May. Snakebitten. One might say snakebitten, man. I'll
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  Speaker 3: tell you what. Efton Chisholm. Think about that name for
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  Speaker 3: a second. Catch of the year.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The C in Chisholm stands for catch of the year.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Brady would have loved Efton Chisholm.
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody loves Efton Chisholm, man.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good situation right there.
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  Speaker 3: For those wondering, Efton Chisholm and Jazz Chisholm, not related.
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  Speaker 3: Not one bit, man. Chisholm, by the way, dangerous last name, man.
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  Speaker 5: You got to be.
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  Speaker 3: Careful with that one.
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  Speaker 6: Palm Beach Improv, October 9th and 10th. Two shows in
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  Speaker 6: South Florida. Barkley.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Josh Allen, you're embarrassing yourself, man. Let me start
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  Speaker 2: that one over. I'm embarrassing myself with reading right now. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: Josh Allen, you're embarrassing yourself. Even SGA thinks you flop
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  Speaker 2: too much, man.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think, Shaq? Definitely too much flopping going on.
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  Speaker 5: Joe Brady, the Sean McDermott is strong with.
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  Speaker 6: You, man. If Red Zone cuts....
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  Speaker 9: To Jacoby Brissett on his own side of the field.
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  Speaker 5: Spoiler alert. It's going to be an interception. Will Anderson.
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  Speaker 5: One man wrecking crew.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Texans.
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  Speaker 9: I'm no defensive coordinator, but after 21 targets, I think
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  Speaker 9: the ball's going to CD land.
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  Speaker 6: Freeman.
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  Speaker 3: D'Amico Ryan.
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  Speaker 9: That feeling you're feeling is your seat getting warm. If
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  Speaker 9: you combine last year's Texans defense with this year's Texans offense,
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  Speaker 9: they would be the greatest team of all time. Is
• 5:35
  Speaker 9: it just me, or does it seem like the Cowboys
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  Speaker 9: play the same freaking game every week?
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  Speaker 5: God, I love this one. Keep going.
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  Speaker 10: When.
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  Speaker 9: When the Bears have the ball first and goal from
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  Speaker 9: the one, you know where you've got them.
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  Speaker 5: Right where you want them.
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  Speaker 6: Berman.
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  Speaker 12: Congratulations to the Jets who, after 81 quarters of football,
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  Speaker 12: finally got themselves an interception.
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  Speaker 3: Say what you will, but I hate them. I hate
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  Speaker 3: them with a passion. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
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  Speaker 5: To the weekend's observations. The witching hour.
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  Speaker 11: Undefeated.
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  Speaker 5: That was the.
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  Speaker 12: Best witching hour since the last witching hour.
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  Speaker 5: Jaws.
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  Speaker 3: Tommy.
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  Speaker 12: Palm Beach Improv.
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  Speaker 1: That one looks like it hurts. Palm Beach Improv, October
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  Speaker 1: 9th and 10th. Robert De Niro.
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  Speaker 5: Nick Sirianni.
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  Speaker 9: I tell you what, you're two weeks from entering the
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  Speaker 9: worst coach ever to win a Super Bowl conversation.
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  Speaker 5: You, Nick Ceriani, even you are questioning yourself at this point.
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  Speaker 4: Blowing a 10-point lead with five minutes to go equals
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  Speaker 4: 20 shares for WIP in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 5: Go get them, boys.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 5: That's a 20 share. That's a 20 share. I think
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  Speaker 5: that was written wrong, school guys. That's a 20 share.
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  Speaker 6: You're right.
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  Speaker 5: Took me a second. I thought it was a stock market.
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  Speaker 5: Then I realized it was listenership.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 13: And the Rams, huh?
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  Speaker 5: They saved their season. They saved their season. Sean McVay, huh?
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  Speaker 5: Your voice is blown out. Your voice is blown out.
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  Speaker 5: Locke Pacino, almost there.
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  Speaker 12: Sean McVay, doing that Sean McVay kind of thing.
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  Speaker 5: There it is right there.
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  Speaker 6: Trying to figure it out. John C. Reilly.
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  Speaker 13: Nobody does more with less than Kyle Shanahan. But less,
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  Speaker 13: I mean, fewer healthy players every week. The 49ers says
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  Speaker 13: for how many players they currently have on the IR. Hey, Niners,
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  Speaker 13: did you touch my power plant? The 49ers play.
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  Speaker 5: That's for you. Just the only one of you got that.
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  Speaker 6: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: The 49ers play at Levi's Stadium, but everybody knows they
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  Speaker 2: live in the blue tent.
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  Speaker 6: Romo.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jim.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not with you anymore, but here we go, Jim.
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  Speaker 5: If Bo Nix tells you to go long, just go medium.
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  Speaker 5: Pitch in stride. Here we go, Jim. 49ers, Broncos, yawn.
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  Speaker 6: Raiders, Chiefs. Chippy.
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  Speaker 1: October 9th and 10th, Palm Beach Improv will be at
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  Speaker 1: studio this Thursday.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go to Terry Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 10: I just spilled my coffee all over Kurt Menefee and
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  Speaker 10: blamed it on him.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go with this. Every time Patrick Mahomes runs, I
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  Speaker 3: hold my breath. But then again, I hold my breath
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  Speaker 3: most of the time, Stu Goss.
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  Speaker 6: You know why?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm pounding my breath. I don't have many left,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm trying to save them. Clint Kubiak. Giving the
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  Speaker 3: ball back to Patrick Mahomes. That's a dangerous game. I've
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  Speaker 3: already gotten more names correct.
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  Speaker 10: In this weekend of observations than Terry has in the
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  Speaker 10: entire season of league highlights.
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  Speaker 3: When Kubiak. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do a Terry style.
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  Speaker 3: Kuba Klintak. Giving the ball back to Patty Mahamas. You
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  Speaker 3: know what? You know what? Kabahack had to do. Learn
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  Speaker 3: his lesson the hard way, Kabahack.
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  Speaker 6: Biden. Folks, come on.
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  Speaker 5: You know what that means? Folks, you know what that means?
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  Speaker 5: It means he's their number.
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  Speaker 6: He looks so confused. Does Biden hurt? That was Matt LaFleur.
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  Speaker 6: Should have been fired after that win.
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  Speaker 5: Folks, I'm not joking around. I'm not joking around. Come on.
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  Speaker 5: What are we doing here, Stuart?
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  Speaker 10: Back.
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  Speaker 5: Worst win in NFL history.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Back to Trump. Yeah, back to Trump.
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  Speaker 12: Baseball, scheduling the start of the Brewers Padres for the
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  Speaker 12: first witching hour.
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  Speaker 13: Just to end.
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  Speaker 3: During the second witching hour.
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  Speaker 5: Baseball, never change.
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  Speaker 6: Stay the same.
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  Speaker 12: You're going to stay the same. If you told me,
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  Speaker 12: if you told me you didn't want anybody to watch,
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  Speaker 12: I believe you. Listen, the baseball, you don't have the
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  Speaker 12: ratings that I used to have. I have some of
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  Speaker 12: the best ratings. If I was going to do baseball,
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  Speaker 12: I'd put it at night.
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  Speaker 3: Put it at night.
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  Speaker 5: You don't put.
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  Speaker 12: Baseball during the day. Remember, did you ever see Field
• 10:31
  Speaker 12: of Dreams?
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  Speaker 5: Field of Dreams?
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  Speaker 12: They were mad at the owners. They were mad at
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  Speaker 12: the owners for playing baseball at night. The guy, Shoeless Joey,
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  Speaker 12: wanted to play baseball. Coming out of the cornfield, he
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  Speaker 12: came out of the cornfield, and Kevin Costner wanted to
• 10:42
  Speaker 12: have a catch with his dad.
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: Ray Kinsella, hearing things. Terrence Mann, the boat rocker. Great book.
• 10:48
  Speaker 12: Not as good as The End of the Deal. Not
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  Speaker 12: as good. A lot of people are talking about how
• 10:53
  Speaker 12: Terrence Mann was never as good as Donald Trump. Let's see,
• 10:56
  Speaker 12: what are we doing?
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  Speaker 6: Shafter.
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  Speaker 7: According to my sources, at this particular time, instead of
• 11:02
  Speaker 7: witness protection, just go to the Brewer's Padres during an
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  Speaker 7: NFL Sunday. Listen, I'm going to read that with probably
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  Speaker 7: all the words that should have been in there, Stu Gatz.
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  Speaker 10: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: Instead of witness protection, go to the Padres Brewers game
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  Speaker 7: during an NFL Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody there. Nobody watching.
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  Speaker 7: Jackson Cheerio with the walk-off single to help the Brewers
• 11:29
  Speaker 7: beat the Prod Jays, the Brew Crew. The C in
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  Speaker 7: Jackson Cheerio stands for clutch.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: October 9th and 10th, Bomb Beach Improv, Adam Sandler.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, Mason Miller, there you go. Do it in October!
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  Speaker 3: How about this one?
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  Speaker 6: Here you go, Stu.
• 11:50
  Speaker 12: You can't spell Justin Herbert without I-N-T.
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  Speaker 11: Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert T. You're throwing the ball to
• 12:01
  Speaker 11: the wrong team so much. Why are you throwing the
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  Speaker 11: ball to the wrong team? Throw it to the guys
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  Speaker 11: who are wearing the same color as you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you got to do. You know what the...
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: You know what the... that Jay and Justin Herbert stands for? Joke.
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: You know what else it stands for?
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Just in case you didn't know, it's never Justin's fault.
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: Nick Cage.
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: How about Nick Cage Madden?
• 12:28
  Speaker 6: Boom!
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: Tough acting. Ten acted. Gets rid of it. Ravens. Rare win.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: That felt like a loss. Ravens. Next time, if you
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: don't mind, shut the back door!
• 12:43
  Speaker 6: It's my favorite one.
• 12:45
  Speaker 7: If Red Zone ignored Dolphins-Vikings for the entire first 4
• 12:49
  Speaker 7: o'clock window, would anyone notice?
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  Speaker 1: October 9th and 10th, Palm Beach Improv. Let's finish with
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  Speaker 1: a flurry here with Mel Kuyper Jr.
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  Speaker 4: Vikings-Dolphins, the rare Thursday night game played on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Vikings, worst 4-0 team in NFL history.
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  Speaker 10: The only thing Kevin O'Connell should be whispering in anyone's
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  Speaker 10: ear is a big thank you to Brian Flores.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 10: To be fair, if Kevin O'Connell tried whispering anything in
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  Speaker 10: Brian Flores' ear, Flores would end up, at the end
• 13:23
  Speaker 10: of the day, Brian Flores smashing the hell out of
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  Speaker 10: you if that kind of thing happened. When you think
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  Speaker 10: about it, you've got Jameer, and just when you think
• 13:30
  Speaker 10: you've got Jameer Gibbs wrapped up.
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  Speaker 3: Think again.
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  Speaker 6: Romy. Incredible.
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: If you don't love a good hook and ladder, you
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: don't love football.
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  Speaker 3: New York Yankees. The rare game where your only hit.
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  Speaker 5: Is also your worst moment.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Where the hell did those Rays fans come from?
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: What is up with them?
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Those are the weekend observations.
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  Speaker 6: Out. October 9th and 10th, Palm Beach Improv. Check him out.
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  Speaker 6: He is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be at studio on Thursday.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for doing this, Frank. Are you okay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a big, that was a flurry.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 12: We got to wrap it up.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, well, you have a headache for the remainder of
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: the day?
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  Speaker 3: I had a headache to begin with.
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  Speaker 5: I just come to work.
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  Speaker 3: I come to play.
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  Speaker 6: I'll see you. I'll see you Thursday. I'll have meatballs
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  Speaker 6: for you. Okay. Awesome.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: Frank on stage.com for tickets guys.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: All right. Thank you, Frank. We appreciate it. Can't wait
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  Speaker 6: to see you.