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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show your twenty twenty sixth edition if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be in Lexington, Kentucky. I'm here tonight to
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  Speaker 2: tonight to tomorrow one Sunday, so come check me out
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  Speaker 2: if you're taking a notion. As as reported earlier, Christy
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  Speaker 2: Nome is gone. See trust then though reason trusted know
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  Speaker 2: is brown Christmas in the garden.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Her and Pam Bandy and Pam Bondy and Christy Nome
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  Speaker 2: and Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Weart so so much makeup. They hug each other. That
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  Speaker 1: make a cream sickle. That might be the funniest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've heard.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they are they know ugly, they are more Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump looked like he used his uh his uh
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  Speaker 2: makeup is dorrido dust, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Every time I see his face?
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  Speaker 2: I do want a grape soda so bad in I.
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  Speaker 1: Like of course, of course I like grape sodas.
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  Speaker 2: Of course that say that time we were at this
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  Speaker 2: exclusive country club and in uh in Florida, and it
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  Speaker 2: was like a dope country he said, he said, would
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  Speaker 2: you like me to bring you something for the bar?
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  Speaker 2: And Gary Marola, Hey you got a grape So I
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  Speaker 2: was so embarrassed. And then we were going and we
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  Speaker 2: were flying to we were flying I think Satday were
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  Speaker 2: a guitar one of those countries.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, of course he was in the back.
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  Speaker 2: So this dude about three packs of barbecue, ptatorships and
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  Speaker 2: two grape shoulders, are like, man, don't look at me
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  Speaker 2: when you walk past us.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you look at me when you walk past me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, the diet.
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  Speaker 2: He got it down everything, chitlings, hog mall, scrapple, all
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 1: You got some hot sauce back then. Man, everything he
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  Speaker 1: that he got it down, everything, man, everything. I don't
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  Speaker 1: hate the player now.
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  Speaker 2: I remember too, we get a chitless up at the
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  Speaker 2: let market.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't good. It was good. Thank you, Geving. I
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  Speaker 1: can't lie. It's a deal. You can show your twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 2: I only hope that we cut in in time enough
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  Speaker 2: you to hear Jasmine finishing.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in the sinking mood.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy. It's daylight saving times coming up? What's his name?
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  Speaker 1: Got you singing? What's his name? I see something happening yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: She was really old frank.
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  Speaker 2: Frankly For those who missed miss new Booty yesterday she
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  Speaker 2: was in rare Fall Booty.
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  Speaker 1: Well that would be a sight to see.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say.
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  Speaker 2: Well letting the vent in that segment called so please
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  Speaker 2: welcome O of corsepond it little James, This is sneazy James.
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  Speaker 3: You're as you corresponding. Our first F you do you
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  Speaker 3: comment is from Instagram, Real rat says d L. What's
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  Speaker 3: your problem with church and religion? You talk bad about Christianity,
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  Speaker 3: You villili priest, you call preacher shoe booty. You think
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  Speaker 3: all church going man are cause it gaze. Now, don't
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  Speaker 3: get me wrong, I understand being skeptical, but you have
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  Speaker 3: downright deep rooted vitriol. Does something happen to you at
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  Speaker 3: church when you were a child. I think a preacher
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  Speaker 3: must have touched you. You need to go to therapy
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  Speaker 3: and work through your personal demons instead of blocking other
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  Speaker 3: people's past salvation.
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  Speaker 1: But our next F you.
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  Speaker 3: Do you comment comes from the dew the show website
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  Speaker 3: prep Your Hood twelve says hugely I heard you say
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  Speaker 3: people need to leave their neighborhood in order to grow
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  Speaker 3: and be successful. It's not minded thinking like yours that
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  Speaker 3: keeps the hood from getting better. If all bright, motivated
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  Speaker 3: people leave, the hood will never get better. It's more successful,
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  Speaker 3: people's say, then the whole community will get better. Besides,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like you, most people are rich. We can't just
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  Speaker 3: get up and move to a multi million dollar mansion
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  Speaker 3: in a rich suburb.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck do Huglien.
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  Speaker 3: Today's last Aphew do Hulik comet is from Facebook. Watcher
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  Speaker 3: twenty two says d l I saw your little TV show.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty good, but I do have a question. Why
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  Speaker 3: is your said so small? When I watch Steve Harvey show,
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  Speaker 3: he is a huge set with a live studio audience.
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  Speaker 3: Do you look like you're filming in a pin of
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  Speaker 3: Janitor's closet? But then I guess when you're five to
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  Speaker 3: three you don't need too much space.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck do Huglien.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's it for this week. This has been easy,
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  Speaker 3: James your few Dhlie correspondent. And it's the next week.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck now the time of what you need to Know
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  Speaker 2: with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. This
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  Speaker 4: weekend Mark's the sixty first anniversary of Bloody Sunday. The
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  Speaker 4: historic nineteen sixty five march where civil rights activists were
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  Speaker 4: brutally attacked at the Edmund Pettis Bridge. Tens of thousands
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  Speaker 4: gathering Selma every year to honor the six hundred marchers
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  Speaker 4: who sacrificed directly to the passage of the Voting Rights Act.
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  Speaker 4: The bridge, now historic national landmark, remains a powerful symbol
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  Speaker 4: of the ongoing journey towards true equality and peace. Former
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  Speaker 4: Presidents Biden, Obama, and Clinton are confirmed to attend Friday's
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  Speaker 4: memorial service for the Reverend Jesse Jackson Senior at Chicago's
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  Speaker 4: House of Hope on the city south Side. The star
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  Speaker 4: sutted event will feature performances by Jennifer Hudson and B. B.
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  Speaker 4: Wymans as the nation bids farewell to the civil rights
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  Speaker 4: icon who passed away last month at the age of
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  Speaker 4: eighty four. The Jackson family will livestream the entire service,
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  Speaker 4: ensuring this global legacy of hope remains accessible to all
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  Speaker 4: buying Black three sixty five barbecue legend Walter Johnson, famously
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  Speaker 4: known as Mister Tindernism, is launching his own pit after
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  Speaker 4: a vile departure from his longtime California employer known globally
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  Speaker 4: for his fall off the bone meets mister Johnson, plans
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  Speaker 4: to turn his recent job loss into a win by
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  Speaker 4: expanding his own tender Meat empire. Fans rallied behind the chef,
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  Speaker 4: raising his resilience and his commitment to the art of
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  Speaker 4: world class barbecue. I'm the only one hungry now from
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  Speaker 4: the good News File. High school senior Parker Evans secured
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  Speaker 4: a fifty thousand dollars scholarship to join the restored Tuskegee
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  Speaker 4: Airman Aviation Program at Tuskegee.
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  Speaker 1: University in Alabama.
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  Speaker 4: Evans is among the first to train in this revived initiative,
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  Speaker 4: which connects modern flight training with the historic legacy of
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  Speaker 4: the original World War Two trailblazers. I'm Sybil Wilkes, be
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  Speaker 4: informed the empowered.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sybil. That will do it for us, Say Jim,
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  Speaker 2: it's the deal. You can show your twenty twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for tuning in.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on my way to the comedy out Broadway at
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  Speaker 2: to To Night two tomorrow, one Sunday, So come check
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  Speaker 2: me out. If you take a notion, Jasmine Sanders, what
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  Speaker 2: on earth did you learn you.
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  Speaker 1: Know I'm going to forgo that and what I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to use my time for. Its wish you a very
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  Speaker 1: happy birth reclaiming my time. Yeah, that's happy birthday balls,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthdays, wonderful, wonderful. Yes, Yeah, I got a box.
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  Speaker 1: I got a box of something for you when you
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  Speaker 1: get back here, and I like, you know what it is? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some new drugs. Got skip my man, seeing what you
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  Speaker 1: learned to that's it.
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  Speaker 3: I learned.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you a box. I got a box
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  Speaker 1: waiting for you. It ain't a pack, No no id
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  Speaker 1: on the next deal yougly show.
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  Speaker 2: The militan man Jamal Kingley's returns to exposed racism hitting
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  Speaker 2: our everyday lives. Got a special care short bus records
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  Speaker 2: banger and have a great, great weekend. It's the deal
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  Speaker 2: Ugly Show. We will definitely see on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator, poll Lestrae.
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  Speaker 1: We got to go Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, baby boy. It's the deal Ugly Show. We
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  Speaker 2: will definitely see you on the other side.