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Episode 433: Hello From The Other Side · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Paying.
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  Speaker 3: There's no rule seven it didn't or no, you don't
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  Speaker 3: have to wait seven seconds anymore.
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  Speaker 3: that you didn't have to wait it's free.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we thought it.
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  Speaker 3: Was ten minutes set your shots. It was actually seven seconds.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't seven seconds, it was seven seconds, zero seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's what you're telling me. Yeah, so you can
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  Speaker 1: saw the episode.
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  Speaker 3: Ship Yeah, and no mono time you check with and
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  Speaker 3: we're getting really reached.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we we can start like the podcast like
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  Speaker 1: Troy Rappers. We got a ruth crazy like all we started.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing this. We're here. Up to you, okay, well
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  Speaker 1: up to me? Then, hey, everybody, I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what can we're looking at? That's the one. Okay, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Everybody? This is not that serious podcast? Oh
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  Speaker 1: things pop? Yeah, this is not that serious podcast. The
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  Speaker 1: greatest podcast in the world. I happened to be one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts. Large Michael lz Keenan's in the building.
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  Speaker 2: M aka Dr walffle aka va No got the phone deck.
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  Speaker 1: You should Corey. Yeah, man, we're here. Uh, this is
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  Speaker 1: a new setup, the same buildings, the same same property.
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  Speaker 1: This is Dame.
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  Speaker 2: No, we moved now, we moved to Connecticut. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: we moved back to Keenan's parents house. This is the
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  Speaker 2: other side of the room.
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  Speaker 1: They never.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, I'm sorry. Not enough people went to the
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  Speaker 4: Patreon we had. You had to go back.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you got to return to your roots.
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  Speaker 1: Got a humble. We got too big, We got too big,
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  Speaker 1: and then like the the fees were just entirely too much,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like we were crushing under the weight
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  Speaker 1: of just crippling, crippling deb and you know, you know how.
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  Speaker 2: Much we spent in just toilet paper alone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know, listen, Elsie ships like a
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  Speaker 1: house and we have to Yeah, listen, he's in here
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  Speaker 1: every week, Chipotle, Popeyes, Taco Bell, Taco He eats the
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  Speaker 1: meat in the bag religiously, so you know, his inside
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  Speaker 1: are in great turmoil. So there's a lot of toilet paper, feeds,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of POOPERI and we just couldn't sustain it
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  Speaker 1: no more. And because of that, we've had to downsize.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully we can get.
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  Speaker 2: Back downsize and upsize at the same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we had to, you know, we had to
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  Speaker 1: turn the limited into some lemonade. Downsize in the fact
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  Speaker 1: that our spirits have been crushed, but upgrade in the
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  Speaker 1: fact that things look prett here.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, you know how they can lift those spirits.
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  Speaker 1: Subscribing to the Patreon, goddamn it. Subscribe to the Patreon.
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  Speaker 1: Give us money. We want your money, and we deserve
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  Speaker 1: your money, and so give it if you want to
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  Speaker 1: give it to us. Huh, if they want to give
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  Speaker 1: it to us, they want to give it to us.
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  Speaker 1: They want to give it. They just don't know they
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  Speaker 1: want to give it to us.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta tell them they don't do all the good
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  Speaker 3: stuff they're gonna get if they like like.
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  Speaker 1: Commercial, free episodes, oh okay, early access to episodes, exclusive
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  Speaker 1: Patreon episodes, even extra content on top of that, especially
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  Speaker 1: including there's been a new a new a new inkling
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  Speaker 1: of a sheeres. I've heard whispers, heard whispers, No nothing,
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  Speaker 1: nothing too crazy called at Home with the homebody, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a nice little solo departure, but no divestment, departure, edition, reiteration, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Where I get on the mic and I get deeper
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  Speaker 1: into the topics that I want to talk about things
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  Speaker 1: that may be to He's trying to justin timber Lakers,
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  Speaker 1: justin Timberlake. I'm not trying to just to Timberlake anyway, anybody.
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  Speaker 4: Michael Jackson called him one time. He's just like, I
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  Speaker 4: gotta go solo.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: That's like when Kanye said that, MD said he had
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  Speaker 2: a great voice and he didn't stop singing after that.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, listen, all right, Anthony Anderson follows me on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram and I am better than all of you Anthony
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  Speaker 1: and Anthony Anderson's recently. But yeah, yeah, I don't support
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  Speaker 1: whatever he's involved, whatever we're doing something. All I know
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  Speaker 1: is that to do a Blackish Blackish is a good show.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great show. And Marshall you know Keno Turner
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  Speaker 3: a blind eye.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he said black is great. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he was doing touching those kids. He was what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know anything anything about nothing. What. This is
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  Speaker 1: a house that we respect our black leaders in this house.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Anderson is a black leader. What he made, what
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  Speaker 1: he's done on Kangaroo Jack cannot be angerist.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, what he contributed to Malibu's most wanted.
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  Speaker 1: What what he brought to the table for two can
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  Speaker 1: play that game. Don't check his wad.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what we're here for today. That's not what
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  Speaker 2: we're here for, man, And that's not what we're here
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  Speaker 2: for today. He follows you, though, so that means but.
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  Speaker 1: That's your.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to know if you're on the right
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  Speaker 4: side of something, just look around and see who follows you.
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  Speaker 3: Just look who follows follows you. Anthony Aerson, don't follow me.
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  Speaker 1: But black it is still great television. So yeah, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're not going to judge people who follows you on Instagra.
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  Speaker 1: I can look through some of you guys, just followers
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  Speaker 1: and following, and I can find some very shady things.
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  Speaker 1: I cared to look. You can't find nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I have any shady followings or following.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think first of all, you have the
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  Speaker 1: most out of all. It doesn't matter people that have
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  Speaker 1: like look at you, l like you. If they're creep,
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  Speaker 1: then your fallow. Anthony Anson back, Huh, you're falling back?
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  Speaker 2: What is what.
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 1: How's everybody's week been? Every right? Good? Everybody blessed? Yes? Good,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Busy weekend. What you get into. I did
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  Speaker 1: not even banger again. Yes, that was fun. Did that
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  Speaker 1: note though? Did my girl pull up? Uh no, she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there.
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  Speaker 3: But it was more people this time, which was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I did a set like a little bit later, so
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  Speaker 3: it was like.
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  Speaker 1: More of like a prime time thing. I get you
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  Speaker 1: on a good slot. Yeah, it was a good slot.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't it starts.
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  Speaker 3: It opened, doors open, and now I did ten to
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  Speaker 3: eleven thirty and like, to me, that's like the prime
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  Speaker 3: because people get there around that time.
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  Speaker 1: It was packed, bro sold out. So that was cool.
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  Speaker 3: That a bunch of other little stuff to brunch and
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  Speaker 3: day parties. Busy weekend.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. I was brushing yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, brunch was cool. Brunch was cool, like Loki, nothing crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing turned up later after that.
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  Speaker 1: It was nuts. That was crazy, as did two spots
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  Speaker 1: in the same place. I went grocery shopping. Yeah, he left,
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  Speaker 1: he left. We all left before the day party started. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'o left before it got technically we so you didn't stop.
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  Speaker 1: You just went right in from the brunch right into
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  Speaker 1: the day party. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So brunch was from one to five and then the
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  Speaker 3: day party started at five.
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  Speaker 1: What's the day party starts at five?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dayish nightish party.
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  Speaker 1: This is very loose interpretation time. Yeah, we're starting brunch
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  Speaker 1: at one pm, so we're already off time.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty much normal. I mean I would call it
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  Speaker 3: the party is over at ten. That's a day party.
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  Speaker 1: It's an evening. But hey, we're not splitting hares. We
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  Speaker 1: don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Sure if we just pushed everything up by two hours,
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  Speaker 2: three three hours, two to three hours, we've been cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, even five to ten. I'm home before eleven, so
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  Speaker 4: that's exactly. You don't have to stay the whole time, no,
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  Speaker 4: dastach m so yeah, but I was cool ash watch
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  Speaker 4: te chief brushed by nine thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that, listen. I'm glad you Fellas enjoyed yourself,
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  Speaker 1: mic for I was in a different state, of course,
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  Speaker 1: could not. No, I gotta pass your hill to get
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  Speaker 1: to Okay, Okay, well keep on going. Yes I do.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, I do geography, and if you got on
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  Speaker 1: Friday morning then we would have had something to go
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  Speaker 1: with there. But bro, yeah, I went to Virginia again
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. You know, stay with the in laws. A
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  Speaker 1: great time driving. There was hell as usual, helling that. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was way worse. It was way worse. It was
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  Speaker 1: way worse. Like we left it at like nine o'clock
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  Speaker 1: because somebody, all right, wasn't ready. I think you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about left around time. Somebody's ears are burning. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, we left at around nine,
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  Speaker 1: and then we didn't get there till like four point thirty. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what in the morning. Wait wait left nine in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We didn't get four thirty afternoon, the same problem. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like every so it's like every major road we
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  Speaker 1: hit in every state. Accident, damn accident. A couple of
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  Speaker 1: cars were on fire. I swear to god, we driving
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  Speaker 1: the hell yeah, the mad Max Fury Road, you know.
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  Speaker 1: For I thought I was on a clown with the
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  Speaker 1: flaming clown and what the fuck? Like, I thought we
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  Speaker 1: were gone. But it was bad, Bro, it was just
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  Speaker 1: everyone's just no relief. No, yeah, my fucking ass was
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  Speaker 1: like a sleep and a half. Yeah, but got there,
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  Speaker 1: did our thing. It was cool, you know, it's typical.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: We get at the laws, getting maded on hand and foot.
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful. Any finger sandwiches like no finger sandwiches today.
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  Speaker 1: The menu was very nice this week. This sounds very nice, mini,
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  Speaker 1: did We started out with we got as soon as
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  Speaker 1: we hit the door, bro As soon as we hit
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  Speaker 1: the door, we started off with a banger, man. We
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  Speaker 1: started off, what do we have? As soon as we
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  Speaker 1: got in there? What do we have when we first
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: got there? You don't remember food? We had some good food. No,
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  Speaker 1: as soon as we got there, waiting for us, case
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  Speaker 1: of dias steak of chicken. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Mike's easy to please. Fried chicken is there already fried
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  Speaker 1: and ready with macari and cheese and cabbage. Every morning
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: it's mandatory biscuits, eggs, breakfast meat of choice. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what we had when we first hit it up,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: when we first got there. It was now that later
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  Speaker 1: that night for dinner, burgers, hot dogs, homemade French fries. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: like you cut potatoes and just throw the wah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She set us back with a with an assortment of
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  Speaker 1: snacks and fruits and great stuff. Very good, very good.
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  Speaker 1: Damn yeah man, Speaking of your driver turmoil.
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  Speaker 2: Leaving the brunch, I had to go to the grocery store,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, And it was torrentially downpouring. It was
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  Speaker 2: raining so hard it was almost it was like Florida
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  Speaker 2: rain and p s A. If you're driving in the
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  Speaker 2: rain on the highway, do not put on your hazard lights.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if we said this before, but don't
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  Speaker 2: put on your hazard lights. Everybody just everyone knows the
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  Speaker 2: rain is there, We all see it. If the hazard
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  Speaker 2: is not unique to you, don't put the hazards on.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's in the rain, idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Like almost every single car.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say ninety percent of the cars, they're just
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  Speaker 2: flashing lights. So driving in downpour and rain flash, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know what that means, like if they're going left or
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  Speaker 1: right or if they're are you breaking?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, you put the hands of lights on so you
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  Speaker 4: can see in the rain.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can already see. You can already see. I
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  Speaker 1: can see people's car, Yes, you can't. Can't they see
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  Speaker 1: the car? Your life was at nighttime when when you left?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The visibility is low, Yes, visibility.
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  Speaker 4: That's why people put their hands with lights on when
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  Speaker 4: it's a downpour. Yes, and so people do that or
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  Speaker 4: you people people? Okay, people don't do that so you
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  Speaker 4: can see their car. Yes, they do that to signify
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  Speaker 4: that they are driving slow.
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  Speaker 3: No, they do it so I think also to help
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  Speaker 3: see their car. But everything people do that because it's
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  Speaker 3: your lights on. You should be able to see the car.
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  Speaker 3: Your brake lights are going to be on, your lights
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  Speaker 3: are going to be on.
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  Speaker 1: There, your lights are on, because it should just turn
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  Speaker 1: your lights on first of all.
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  Speaker 6: When if your wipers are on, your headlights and your
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  Speaker 6: lights me on. Yeah, it's twenty twenty five. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 6: want to carry driving that doesn't do that much.
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey Safety Safety Patrol.
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  Speaker 4: Now everybody's car got the automatic lifestyle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't turn them on? Turn them on? Nobody. It's
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the day. Nobody saying about if
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  Speaker 1: your wipers are on, turn your lights on. In the
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  Speaker 1: event that it is low visibility.
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  Speaker 5: You should not turn your hazards on because I told
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  Speaker 5: you hazards is a signal of you are stopped or disabled.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, But we are wrong. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: In their defense, there we are some people it's about
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  Speaker 2: like twenty cars just parked on the side of the highway.
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  Speaker 1: They said, nah, this is too much for me.
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  Speaker 2: That's gotta I gotta tap out, and I said, that's okay,
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  Speaker 2: So turn you got your hazards on over there, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: If you're on the main road, don't please, don't please,
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  Speaker 2: don't just let me drive past you casually.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: But another thing I had as things for safety, what safety, keenan,
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  Speaker 2: how is it safe?
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  Speaker 1: What is safe about it? It's ability. It doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: your car brighter, keenan, Stop it's over. It's nothing about
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  Speaker 1: the car, boy.
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  Speaker 4: But now you're just just flashing lights that people can
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  Speaker 4: say it's about visibility.
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  Speaker 1: You can see that, okay, Well, at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, the lights indicate something else. Even though the
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  Speaker 1: light is a light and light can be maybe useful,
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  Speaker 1: that light means something m hmm to other people will
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody, and it's the wrong thing that you're message.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to convene because you're not disabled.
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  Speaker 4: You know that what that means when it's happening during
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  Speaker 4: the downpour too. So it's not like yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 4: not like listen, I understand, but yeah, yeah, like there's
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  Speaker 4: no rhyme or reason of why people do it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a reason why people do it. People do it
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  Speaker 1: just so we said it's a reason why to do
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  Speaker 1: it said, that reason is wrong and dumb, not helpful.
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  Speaker 1: It's not healthy.
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  Speaker 2: We have every single car flash strobing while you're driving
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  Speaker 2: in the ring.
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  Speaker 3: Like clearly it's it's torrential downpours.
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  Speaker 1: We're all going slow because like you're driving and it's
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of rain, it's low visibility. You see these lights.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to differentiate what those lights mean. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: There is a hard differential between those flash of the
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  Speaker 2: hazard light and the break light because those are the
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  Speaker 2: same lights except for the bar at the top. That's
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  Speaker 2: the only difference is the small little bar of the
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  Speaker 2: break light. M hm.
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  Speaker 1: So it's harder to differentiate between the flash of the
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  Speaker 1: hazard and the brake light. And that is my uh frustration.
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  Speaker 1: But they don't flash at the same time. That's the yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying they could.
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  Speaker 4: No hazard lights sty alternate, they go back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. I was just watching this alternate going back.
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  Speaker 1: It just flashes. It's just it's pretty much like a
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  Speaker 1: flashing break light. They both flashed at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: You thought it was like, that's the alternation you're thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: It's like on and off, on and off, on and
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  Speaker 1: off or and off. That's what it is, one at
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  Speaker 1: a time, not.
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  Speaker 4: But when when is there any other time that the
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  Speaker 4: lights are just flashing like that? That's never mind.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. You could get that same effect if you're
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  Speaker 1: breaking and breaking and breaking. Yeah, but yes, yes you can.
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  Speaker 1: So that's where that's what the confusing can occur. But
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  Speaker 1: if you're driving and you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't realize and the lights are getting closer, you know
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  Speaker 4: that they're not slowing down the hazard lights on.
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  Speaker 1: It's harder. The depth perception gets harder with an intense, damn.
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  Speaker 4: Poor rain, And that's why having lights flashing help you see.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, I had another thing to talk about,
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  Speaker 2: all right, from having the podcast and having a large
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: group of people.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, No, okay, when you're driving going forward, Michael, Mike,
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  Speaker 4: we're not taking this into no deep You're we're not
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  Speaker 4: gonna just just leave it alone.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you can't let you go nothing.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing I'm saying that for you, not saying anything wrong, Michael.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying no, no, no, no, you're going forward. Stop it,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: stop it.
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  Speaker 4: Have you hit anybody in a downpour with that has
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  Speaker 4: lights on? I haven't hit anybody period, period, So then.
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  Speaker 1: There's no issue with y'all. So just leave it alone.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Just because something doesn't doesn't mean it can't be.
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  Speaker 4: But did you have something else you want to talk about?
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Don't let Michael brought it back up. Not me, you
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: had you was on another topic.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: You just brought up as analogy.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I go, Lamont, I will go, but I.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Just see this is this is this is the thing
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: we allowed to check and he's allowed to just wander off,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: and there's there's no misinformation. Nobody's giving off information here,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: so there's no misinformation.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Since we have the podcast and we have I listened
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: to other podcasts, realize that some of my experiences aren't unique.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And I realized I experienced something called what it's called
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: revenge bedtime procrastination. I don't know if you've heard of this,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: but I think you guys might also experience this.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's when.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: You know the night's winding down and you pretty much
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: find anything to do to avoid going to sleep, just
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: so it feels like you have other things to do.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Is that something you do as well? Michael, No, I
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: felt somebody looking at me, So you're saying that that
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't that doesn't ring close to the person I looked
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: at me is a liar and a swindler and a
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: horrible person. So you're telling me that that doesn't sound familiar. Nope,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's something that does a lot. Okay,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: but I looked it up. I love I love sleep too,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and that's that's like the why. It's like an oxymoron
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: because I like being asleep. I like going to sleep.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: But it's like I looked it up and it said
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: it's the refusing to go to sleep because you value
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: the freedom of late night hours more than sleep. Yes,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And it says often affects busy parents, caregivers, overworked employees,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: people with anxiety, or poor time management skills. And that
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: last one is definitely me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: I can go with that one for sure, because yeah,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: there has been times when it's two o'clock in when
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I should probably start folding this laundry.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Now, exactly. That's nuts, Okay, y'all are nuts? Its mind?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You mind?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: You I've been looking at it all day. It's like
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing nothing now. I think where I fall
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: into that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: It's like you want working and like you get home
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and then you sit down for a while and you
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: look up like, oh shit, it's sorry ten o'clock. And
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I was like I should go to bed, but like
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: there's other things I wanted to do, and I had
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: in my mind like yeah, I can do them now. Yeah,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: let me do it now, even though my everything in
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: here and throughout my toes and everything else is saying
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we should shut this thing down. No, I want to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I want to do other stuff. I want to catch
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: up on. I want to catch up on I want
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: to want to rewatch that for the fourth time.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I was on a mean streak of falling asleep on
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: the couch and waking up at like three am dishovel, like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: oh shoot, I only watched.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes of the show that just leave you on
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the couch like you woke me up coming to bed
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: at three am. Ah, no, turnover and go back.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: To And then last night, I don't know I did this.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Last night I was cleaning my retainer. I got one
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: like the little vibrating, vibrating sonic.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Retainer cleaners, a vibrating retainer you, I like it with
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: my mouth shakes, just chattering, but.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so sticking coming down with the with the vibrating retainer.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, baby, but yeah, I put my retainer in
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: the pod and then I watched it like three times
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: in a row, just because because I was like, maybe
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: it's not clean enough.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Let me me one more. It's just o CD. I
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: got one more. I got one more, not clean enough?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: One more. And I was just scrolling on the ig reels,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: just like, oh.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll definitely be falling asleep with my phone in
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: my hand and just like just go to sleep. I
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: was just hep scrolling. I've had times where I got up,
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: turned the game on and fell asleep while playing the game.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Was like, that's crazy. Literally my mind player would have
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like nineteen pounds.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: Just holding square, just drip out of bounds, sixteen turn over,
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: doing anything, my playing Grady being this ship man, eight
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: second violations, just not cross court.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Should The other day, I got home late as hell.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, let me play n C double A play.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: One game online. Got scraped. I was like, yeah, let
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: me get my I was like, all right, you know what,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: that's the thing you got with his time? He's like, hey,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: they give me his time. He's ready to go.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: if I thought I was that nice. But that's at
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: least you've learned your lesson. Like I'll be sleepy and
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: then I lose, and I'll be like, nah, I can't
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: go out like that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Hell just fighting sleep, frustrated.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Until you get that white on the game. Get that
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: one win. By all right, I can go to bed.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I earned, But now I want to deep clean my teeth.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: So let me get my water piper.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Loss vibrating retainer. Vibrating retainer. Yeah, because I can fall
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: asleep very fast. That's why I know me too. The
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: moment my head hit the pill, I'm going, yeah, I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: will literally, even you're a exhausted, I can put on
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: one song, I'll be sleeping tired. All right, what's going
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: on today? What's what's good with y'all? That's goods going
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: on here? All right? So Michael Porter Junior's been on
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: off you podcasts. He's been saying some say stuff, right,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: my man.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Has not he is talk this much. He Denver, bro
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: He's where's he at now? He's in He's in Brooklyn.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Oh that he's been saying some weird ship.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Honestly, he's a weird that Nigga said, but we knew
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: he was weird coming out of college.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So it's like, we know most of these especially basketball niggas,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: can be weird, but when they start to open in
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: their mouths, that's when you truly get the depths of
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: their oddities. That Nigga said, when he's around women, he'll
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: just casually generally start playing Andrew Tate just to see
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: what their reactions are. Just check the temperature.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, check what type of temperature are you trying to check?
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: He's like, I'm not misogynistic or anything. I'm like, that's
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: probably the most misogynistic you can do.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Misogynists like, I'm not really a racist anyway, but you know,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I like to put on I like to put on
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the I like to put on the David Duke podcast,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: just to check the temperature, to check the temperature of
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the room, just to check the temperature of the room.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: See where are you feeling it? I don't really I'm
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: not really transphobic, but I just listened to, you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the J. K Rowling tapes. See where things are, I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: see where they're staying. I like to play Devil's Advocate.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you like to play dumb ass. Yeah, he's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: a raw vegan. I mean that's a raw vegan. He
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: grew up vegetarian and became a raw vegan. I got
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: no problem with that. Oh he grew up vegetarian. He's weird.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: He wasn't right.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: He was doing as a twenty twenty. He's no longer
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: vegetari or vegan.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, I want to know what. I want
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: to know what his first like first meet that broke
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and was like, you know what had to be bacon. No.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I think if you try bacon's right right off the rip,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: your stomach would be you might shambles.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: But bud is going to do backflips your stomach. What
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: do you so, what do you think? What do you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: think is the meat that breaks the most vegans and vegetarians?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Like, just definitely a burger. I think it's a good burger,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: just a straight burger. I think beef, yes, a nice
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: beef of some yeah, yeah, a good I would go,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: like a good steak.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Steak is expensive, right, you can get a burger anywhere.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: You could definitely get a burger. Anybody saying that not
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: everybody's a steak person, though. I think a lot of
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: people like burgers.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: And it's like, like you said, it's easier to get
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: and it's pretty. They probably went straight the Windy's. Just
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: give me greasy. I need that five dollar biggie bag.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Scam by the way, fast food scam scamp lights.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: But I know, I know what I'm saying. It's too heavy.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm suspecting it, Like what is this that's five dollars?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: If it's too light, added add a dollar to making
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: a medium more large capitalism.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: The five is for a small it's like a it's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a bag. Also it's a four for four. And now
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: they have a five dollar biggie But what do you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: get from them?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: No, you get a junior bacon or a chicken sandwich.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: It automatically turns into a fire biggie bag. So two
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: slices of bacon, yep, it's.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Low key one they just cut it. You know what's crazy?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I knew like fast food Diggas was scamming,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Like when I found out, first of all, how McDonald's
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: has the Mike double and the double cheeseburger. Okay, and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the double cheeseburger they both have like two patties. Double
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: cheeseburger has two slices of cheese versus mcdouble has one
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: slice of cheese. That is the singular difference between the
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: two sandwiches, and I think it's like a dollar or
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: two difference in price. Did you guys go over this
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: after the retreat? Yeah, it was a It was a
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: debate of much contention, and somebody pointed that out to me.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's how you maximize profits, though it
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: is you gaging niggas a dollar for cheese.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: There was something I said, one slice of cheese. It
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: was something I saw on Twitter where somebody was arguing
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: over the fact that, uh that they had a cheeseburger,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: but then they had a bacon cheeseburger. So like, the
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: bacon cheeseburger costs more, but then there was a surcharge
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: for the bacon.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You know it, what's really wacky? What you know, it's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: really wacky. A medium fry costs more than a large
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: fry McDonald's, Huh is it really? There's a reason for that?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Why my explained why? I don't know the reason. I'm
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: very tripped.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Nobody orders a large fry there. They found out that
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: the bulk of their business comes from medium fries. So
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: that's what they charged them.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: And I always get medium fries and if it gets like.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Because that's the same where you just order a million,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: don't specific just get the medium.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: If you go to Chick fil a, uh, you can
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: get the same amount of fries in a small and
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: a medium.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I did know about that one. I heard about that. Obviously.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: It looks that you can tell like, this looks like
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: always getting.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Did you try to pretzel bun? John? Oh? Did it
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: come out? You were talking about it. I've seen it
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: on the Meniu.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I haven't been there in a minute. Yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Chick fil A has a new pretzel bun sandwich.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not a princil bue guy.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I can even don't move me that that definitely moves me.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's Wendy's. Not the wrong with Wendy's,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: but that's when he's not your pretzel.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: But I don't even know that's gonna taste like a pretzel.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I've tried every single thing they put, like the pimento
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: cheese sandwich you.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Had all just hey, it's limited dish and sandwich mental
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: cheese sandwich.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: And I love my you know, I love my Chick
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: fil A. But I don't really experiment too much. But
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: what they know about they know about cheese.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Man, I loved the cheese. I love He's been quietly good,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: good keep it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: It was just thinking about it the other day, like
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I haven't heard a peep out of this nigga because
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: nobody listened to that ass album.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Like you know what, I just shut the fuck up.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Let me let me lay load for a little bit,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: let me just let me turn, let me take a beat,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: turns health down, real, turn it down, a smooth breathing,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and I think it's keep it up. Just keep not talking.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: It's the best thing, obviously, the best thing. We just
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: forget you until you need something.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: So with McDonald's doing with like the pricing between the
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: large and the medium, it's called menu engineering, uh so,
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: And the purpose of that is restaurants design prices to
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: steer you toward what they want.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You to buy. I get it. It makes sense.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: So it says the medium often acts as a decoy
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: to push customers to a lot large.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy that like the amount of thoughts, the
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: science thought goes into this, like they got decoy menu items.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Nothing was on accident.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: The menu itself. The colors, everything is on purpose.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: There's it's down to because colors evoke certain feelings exactly,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the brightness of the patties, human factors.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: The font.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: We that font's too big. It's a little too intimidating.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Hm, I'm not hungry, speaking down. They changed the chickens
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: select so that the snack rap ain't the same. Yeah,
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: because they brought it back, but it's just not.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Oh like the Popeye sandwich when they.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Get pretty much the O Gi sandwich and yo, if
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: you I'll say it again, if you never had that
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Ogi sandwich, the sandwich, you don't know, it's not it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: not the same.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You don't know. Bro was there for that ship I was.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I tried it again later down the line. It was like, no,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: people died for that sandwich. People actually perish.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: This earth was my community community and uproar and I
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: almost started to riot because that I will never forgive
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: you niggas, honestly, I.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Will still tastes the same to me. No, no, no no.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: The first time I had I was like, oh, if
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: you're like Pope is just you'll like this because it
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: just tastes like a Popeye's chicken.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: It was different, and it's like the chicken was good,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: but it's like it's no like get back and is
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like it's no way.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying, Like it was called That's what
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: I'm saying, Like dying in the drive was getting shot over. Yeah,
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: nigga nigga lines just down the fucking road. How many
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: did you have to get so you have multiple?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: I got multiple and I had to drop one off
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: of his job drm me too. I was like, how
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: much y'all got left?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: They was like when you start a question with how
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: much y'all got left?
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: Because we were having a Popeye's Chicken party, chicken party,
• 33:38
  Speaker 9: and I just and I only needed like sixteen and
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: they was like how many watermelons did you bring?
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: And I was like how much ya got left? It
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: was like I was like, give me twenty three. He
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: went back in the line, started calling me names.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie if I was one of the niggas
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: in the back. It has been another day, been another
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: day line for fucking five hours. Imagine like you got
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: thirty minute lunch break, right, you gotta get back. You're
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: already twelve minutes in and you're in line and then
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you hear you're like five niggas back. You might could
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: just if you gab your sandwich, you and go and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: book it and you be you can. You're gonna eat
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: your sandwich on the clock, but you'll have that sandwich.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And then you hear this nigga in front of you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: go twenty three. Yeah, let me get twenty three of
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: them things? Are you hearing a nigga literal ago trying
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to rent up those frights? He fucking here's niggas on
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the twenty three. I don't can hit that nigga with
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: a black jack. I would have got allly hit that
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: nigga in the back of the neck. Bro, Are you
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Bro?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: But I think after that that woman died in the
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: drive to they started to cap how much you could
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: buy it one time as.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: They oh yeah, they died in the drive through. What
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: does she dude joke on?
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: What happened was, uh, somebody tried to cut somebody else
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: and then it got into a car accident. They hit
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: each other's cars and then the one person had a
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: gun and they just shot goddamn Jesus Jesus man over
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: the chicken sandwich.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: You could have just got a breast bro tastes the same,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: thanks the same. Listen that your last bill gonna be
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: pop by care In fact.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: That actually maybe not. They have a sandwich. It's a
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: lot of funny. It's hilarious.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: There's a group of white chicken brought you together. See
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I told you, I told him, I told you breast fleet.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Look at them going crazy chicken breast a murder over chickles.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: And a buttery sauce whatever that sauce is, and a
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: buttered not even Brios Bun drove you to murder. Don't
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: get it. Don't forget about the pickles. I had to
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: like the pickles. Oh my god, drove you to literal murder.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: You're now in jail over a Popeye's chicken sad our
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: community is too impressionable.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: No, that's insane, Like I would go back there just
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: because somebody brought this up.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Done that man to see right?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, said man, I got one question for you. It's
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: got nothing doing whatever we're doing. I was niggas dying.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Over chick Like you know what, I can see that point.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: The is toxic about chicken sandwiches.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can see that point we leave
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: video over.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: We're very impressionable people and sometimes it's scary, sometimes a
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: little marm and sometimes we gotta reel it in because
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: we all can have the same excitement. But then you
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: gotta have the ones who are really like all right, yo,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: we gotta biggs.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I've seen niggas reselling chickens, yes, resellers, Yes, like Nigga Cory.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: There's a turn of business, turned anything into a business.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Are selling got the ol G pop pop chicken sandwich. Bro.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: That's like when I went to the Breezey Ball.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Obviously you see this everywhere you go, but yeah, one
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: of the Breezey Bowl niggas is selling the T shirts
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: all type bro.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Harassing people. They went to the point of.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Cops had to tell them to stop. They had to
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: tell niggas stop going up to people's cars, like yo,
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: lead these people alone.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Nobody want to like you said, niggas will make a
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: business out of everything capitalism.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: When I found out what's the name, was just telling
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: us shout out the plugs in here that he's in
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a red club with one of our one of our listeners,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: and somebody said, oh, it is in one of those
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: run clubs that you paid for. And then immediately in
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: my mind I was like, whoa, because exercises already.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Run the boxes here exercising, you already putting it how
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: many layers away from exercises running?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Now you're definitely you're paying to pay to run outside
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: ship that niggas do. That's like that Orlando apples. Pay
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: for what God gains for free. Hilarious, very a very
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: underraty niggas are paying. Niggas are paying to run with
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: all the niggas outside, no special gear, nothing, no refreshments
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: like a T shirt or something like or just no.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: They just free run and run. And I'm trying to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: figure out how did niggas monetize this? And I want
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: to know who are the stupid niggas that paid? Who
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: determines LAC season subscription? Beast, all right, you're only to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: do subscription. You only want to do fifteen turns around
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: like all you don't be to your subscription.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: No, niggas, don't shouting, But your car was the cline
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: right you're here here like niggas got a miles, they
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: got a predominant.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Aunt as soon as.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: The turn off next two miles only for our patrioscribers
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: like what the yeah, you ain't talking to.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Like we hit the miles, Like all right, bro, we're
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: crossing the bridge, but you can't run with us.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Someone remember Philly when they was when the trash men
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: w strike and that dude you started a business and
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: then he was going around charging people to pick up
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: their trash.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: But I get that, I understand the value of that.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I want my trash off the street, off the street.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: But that was a principal thing that was nasty. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: want to run, just do that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: What it is is they don't give you the location
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: of the group until the day else the film the subscription,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: you don't get to know where the location.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: And there's baddies there usually the club. Niggas gonna pay
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: for batties. Niggas gonna pay. Yeah, if you want, you
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: can literally, but it is free. So yeah, so if
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you are paying niggas, you would literally have to change
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: it every time. But like if I show up, change it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: If I do show up, it's like, oh to enforce
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the payment? Nothing? Or do you just not speak to
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: me during the Red Club? Like everybody just not speak
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: to me, but don't look at me as we run
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like what like, hold on, you don't have to You
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: don't have the subscription where you can bring a plus one.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: What you're doing?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Got you roped off the velvet rope down the street.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: You don't get water, nastyro The bitches don't talk to
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: you like, oh you bron pay to run this arbitrary
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: thing that everybody can do. That's interesting, Okay, so I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: just stay fat. Okay, Okay, let's got the hook with
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: that one. So do you have anything else? Uh? I did?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: We don't got it. We can say that for the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Patreon talking about, you know, the lawsuit and all that
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: other stuff with the evidence and asking for Oh.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, talk about that. We're already Yeah, that might
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: be a little but not lawsuit related. But like we
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: said multiple weeks, football is coming back and something that
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: has been for it. This is completely unrelated to the
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: actual game of football. There's been a surge of men
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: complaining about male cheerleaders.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: And I want to say this, I know why, but homophobia?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Why homophobia? Correct? It's like, bro, how often are you
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: looking at the cheerleaders anyway? Anyway, not at all for
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: these eleven men.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I really want these brawls to get out of here
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: act in the way tating my male citric experience.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I need to see them in those tight pants pumping skin, like, bitch,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna run an out route, get out of here routes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: What she knows about the route?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: There's been male cheerleaders our whole lives. Bro, this is
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: nothing new, saying nothing out of the ordinary.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Don't think you paid like eighteen nickels.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: They don't get no money anyway. It's not like they
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: just disrupted in the team's the salary cap.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: No, it's just that, like, honestly, that's one less person
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that's get sexually harassed by the one, by the by
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: the players. By the players are so Christian. Unless unless
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Chris didn't get picked up, you don't know who he is.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Didn't get picked up by a team. Huh? I said
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: he did't get picked up by a team at Christian Wilkins.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Wilkinson Wilkins, he has not yeah, and he probably he
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: probably won't. He got cut, so Christian Wilkins, he was
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: on the Raiders. He recently got cut. And at first
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: the team was like for an undisclosed reason, and then.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody was saying for a weird, like they were saying,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: we'd like they had Adam Schefter on the news saying
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a very weird occurrence. They would not say what it was.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: And the thing that was big about it was he
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: just got paid, right, so him getting cut deferred it,
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: so he's not getting.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Any of that money.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Came out that he kissed the teammate on the forehead,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: like I don't know if they were like jokingly playing
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: around or what if they were playing a game or
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: he was like benching.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know what he was doing. He kissed the
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: nigga on the forehead, and it is like some type
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: of uproar. So what I had heard and what a
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: schefter or what's a chefter or might have been Cam Newton,
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: I forget who it was. They were saying, this was
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: definitely the last straw, like he has been doing things
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: to get under people's skin, and this was the.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: One that was like, get this nigga out of here, okay,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: because I'm like just kissing.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Here's where it gets Wickeder, Right, So when he was
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: at Clemson and they won the championship, do you remember
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: there was a dude who was on the ground busting splits.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: No, it was him, right, So he's been doing weird shit.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: That's not even the worst part. During one game, it's
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: gonna sound crazy. He tackled somebody, right, they got like
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: it was like a tackle for loss Kennan. He put
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: his fingers in the niggas. But on the field he
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: thumb bummed him. He thumb bummed them.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: This is the same guy. He's kind of weird. I mean,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I don't that's what we want to call it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: That's what both they flip.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like that was a wider reaction to the split,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: wasn't it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: He's a wild dude.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: He just.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: He's just hitting fucking Josh Allen too. Way, what do
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you do? He did some weirdships and Josh Allen like.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: He's just so he's a very annoying player, like he'll
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: like he does things and gun on peoples skin, like
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: he'll grab like people's towels and ship He's just annoying
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: and very immature. And I feel like this was like
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: the last straw, so more than likely he won't be
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: getting picked up. But the crazy part is he's actually
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: a pretty decent defensive tagle.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: He's not bad. He can play football, and the niggas good.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: It is hormones and chicks relaxed. Bro nigga put a
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: little lemon on his butt I'm talking about I'm talking
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: about that strange dude. But yeah, either way, yeah chili, yeah,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: nothing nobody give. I'm worried about the actual football. Ready
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: for the ready for the game. When's the first? Uh?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: What's it's our tailgate? The first actual? Oh yes, the
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: tailgate speaking of Thursday, September fourth, twenty twenty five, Lincoln
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Financial Field, lots B. We will be there doing our tailgate.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have drinks for those twenty one aged up.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Don't try to find no funny shit. Uh we got food,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: we got uh, just all time merriment music. You're ated
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: by the one d j Elsie. It's gonna be a
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: great time.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be vibing out. It's gonna be great, great,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: great fun. Yeah man. H so yeah, come through, pull up,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: we'll be out there, man, kick it with you guys.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But yeah, either way, football, I can't I can't wait.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Football's back. Soccers back, good good, good things all the
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: around the way.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Anybody shout out to Manchester. We got l we were
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: looking much better than last year. So we got yeah, yeah,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: we got Odea.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Who scored. It doesn't matter all right, Manchester City, he
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: already forgot the name just because you're not part of
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the wind clouds? Is man you baby? Okay? That nasty
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: ass blue? Oh wait what what? Oh? He doesn't He
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: just said, Man, you mean to say man City, Man city?
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: See FREDI and slipping. He's already already here, He's already
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: flipping side. He's already flipping side. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: my man City, yeah MC.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: City saying but at that one player, mm hmm. If
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you all don't have anything else, I got some questions
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: for y'all.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Sure we forgot to hang up in the fucking thing
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: good time.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no it's not.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying we just haven't mean I mean, just
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: put it.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah that good. I like to see it now though
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I'm used to looking at it my bed. I don't
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: cover this clock, playing playing hard to get.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll start off with the little situational question. I
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: guess let me see m hm mmmm okay, more money talk.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: You were in ten thousand dollars per second. Someone chases you,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: but there's stipulations you select this person in advance. You
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: must provoke them into chasing you out of genuine girl malice.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Every second they chase you, you're earn ten thousand dollars.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: They can't know what's going on. If they stop chasing
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: you or catch you, it's over who do you target
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and what's your playing?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: So you have to make sure that it's someone who
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: is capable of chasing you but can't catch you. But
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: also you want to make sure that they don't give
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: up too easy.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Correct, Nah, you just got to keep aggravating them. Sure,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: chasing I only need a few seconds, I need three
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: stem yes to chase you. He will chase me. What's y'all? Too?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Would be like doing keenan? Would my point exactly? Chase nobody?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: If there's anyone in here who would anger Jason wan
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: on anger?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely no, it's not because mm hmm me chasing
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: by out of anger. Yes, this is a process of elimination.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You gonna chase some mother, Let's start with the easiest one.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You think it depends? Yes, that's why I was gonna
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: pick you to chase someone. Chase Yeah, chase me is
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to maximize the money.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Listen, I only need a few steps. I only need
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: a few seconds. I just got to be able to
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: reaggravate him to where he's gonna take them A few steps,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: a little, I don't need a full out sprint.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Na, you're still not answer the question. Yes, Mike is
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: not chasing anymore.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not chasing anybody.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I think somebody could get under your they know they can't.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: One of them cats, yeah, okay, throwing up on your
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: on your doorstep, Okay, okay, door every day. Different is
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: a difference. But I but I ain't chasing them cats.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I'm just shooting them off my ship.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: When you see Mike throwing cat food on your doorstep,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? What if you got home
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and you and you.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Just happy to pull up at the same time, and
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: you see a nigga just putting cat food on your step.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: As soon as you see him, he's like, you don't
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: make eye contact. I'm not gonna chase him. I don't
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna chase him.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: What the I'm chasing him for? You're not gonna you know,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna remove the food off my step? Why am
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I chasing him?
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Listening to the levelheaded Keenan out here again.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know who the fuck you I think I am.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: But I'm not chasing nobody. I'm not chasing ship what
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: I've been in one fight my entire life, nobody getting
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I have to be angry enough to what am I
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: chasing him for? If I'm not gonna hit him, you.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Can be like Joe Budden when he was chasing the
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: niggas in the street.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's still button, that's that's that nigga with the beater on.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: If I'm chasingbody, I'm obviously chasing them to inflict paint
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: on him.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you should clean up that damn cat food.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: If I didn't. It is very rare to ever get
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: key into that level where I'm going to hit you.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. If I had the rank, who's gonna chase people?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Q is obviously number one.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: But you Q is chasing people in his truck. Yeah,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Q was absolutely going to chase.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: He's chasing in his truck, leaning outside the driver window
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: with a rifle, playing rod.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Wave, bugging out the fucking with a rifle, and I'll
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: shoot them nigs. I don't know that's a guess the song. Listen,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: it's cute in you. I'm not chasing anybody, because I
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: ain't chasing nobody.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: But to answer the question, I think the best option
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: would be go to that sound never sounds kind of crazy.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: If you find a child, you steal their toy and
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: you just run away, that's a good one. Just run
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: around your neighborhood, pick up a basketball, like baby eating shit,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: and then you just start dribbling ball. They're chasing after you.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: You know. He' just like I toss it back to him,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: like God, that's enough. That's probably the easiest. That's the
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: EASi est.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You're picking Mike. How are you gonna get Mike to chase?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything that you can really do
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: to make Mike chasing.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Every time I see Mike eat him smacking food at
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: his pan, sooner or later, that nigga's going to chase me.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: He's going to chase me every time I see him
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: by the and you're telling me he's not chasing, but
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: you're not gonna It doesn't have to be a long chase.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: How many is it per second?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Ten thousand, ten thousand dollars per second?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to maximize profits.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Though my nigga, he eats multiple times a day.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be just around him waiting.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I'm making ten thousand dollars a second test full time.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: It's it's a one lump sum. It's not you continuously
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: going back. It's just like this one event.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you ain't say that he did, oh he did?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I miss that. Once it stops, not every time to
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: stop chasing you. It's it's over and they can't chase
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: me again, all right, they never mind. I ain't picking Mike,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: all right there. You gotta pick somebody that you can
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: maximize that time, because if I chase you, I'm definitely
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: not chasing you long.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: If that that's why I'm like, I just gotta keep reaggravating.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: And I don't know, breakfast mm hmm.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. I don't know, maybe like maybe
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: like my brothers or my mom, maybe.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: A good one.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: My mom would not stop chasing me until she caught.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Me no more.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: She's just gonna throw a little little steps size to
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: the point, but she would definitely keep running. So I'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: gonna choose my mom and then we both don't cash.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Out hmm, it's like you understand it was worth they don't.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Speaking of money, kind of unrelated, this
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: person said, just got my first school loan.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Do you guys feel bad borrowing money for school loans?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I guess so, no, not at all, because the ship,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: this ship should be free. Yeah sure, yeah, but then
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: it's set up for you to damn the depend on.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, so wealthy, but actually, yeah, borrowing money from people,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I do not do that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I tried my best not to.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, I can't remember the last time I borrowed money
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: from someone, but for in a minute, yeah, for school.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, honestly, for school I did.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I was trying to like not take out loans, and
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: then I got to a point of, like, I'm tired
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: of pinching pennies, man, let me just yeah, goodness, just
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: so I don't have to be like stressing over the
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: money and also stressing over school at the same time.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I never felt bad about that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because they're gonna get their money back.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: When they get it back. All so whenever Nigga is.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck them, come find me my Dicky.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: We're all moving to Portugal, come and find us the money.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Suck it out him.
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: Oh uncle Sam, God, damn you sucking money right at him.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Ship uncle, ship out that damn damn nay no teeth
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: he's sucking right now. Oh ship baby, you got a
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: cranky old old man.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Keenan car my feet when I swim, so I don't
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: get over.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You haven't had the banana in too long.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: I just you know what, I'm happy you brought up
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: this banana because I had this thought the other day
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: that I've never heard in my thirty two years on
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: this earth somebody saying, you know what, that was a
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: good banana?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: What Okay?
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I've heard people like, Yo, this apple was delicious, Yo,
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: those oranges great, that watermelon perfect. I've never heard somebody
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: say this banana busting because I feel.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Like, why do we just settle for it? Are they good?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Or we do? Or do we just settle for banana?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It's just a conversation. We need to be having very
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: low tier fruit. Very banana is a low tear fruit.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's so low tier, but overpowered that this is
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: its extremely potent.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It has the power is it has a lot of applications,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: it has a lot of apple. It's very versatile, but
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: it's very mid as a flavor tasting. Yeah, when have
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you ever grabbed a banana flavored anything?
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Banana flavors though, when the last time you had.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: A banana flavored anything? Come on, what protein shake? M
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you picked banana flavored protein? Everything else is ran out.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Putting put bananas in my protein shakes.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Because that's the only put the protein. Eating Kiwi every
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: day though. Fiber boy, Fiberman, my bad. The Harry part.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just eat it, like I do you just
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: you need this because fiber. I wasn't doing that till
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: he said eat the skin is good, that's where all
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: the fiber is.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I was like a little hairy ass.
• 58:29
  Speaker 12: Fiber alright, fibers, fibers, fibers, real fibers a million Yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 12: but yeah yeah, bananas, I like, I eat a banana
• 58:40
  Speaker 12: almost every day.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Listen, I have I have no beef with bananas, but
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: extremely random I put it out. I've really just had
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: that thought the other day, like I've just never heard
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: anybody say that this banana is good because.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: They're so consistent. They are when you when you're putting
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: up a nice double double every game, No one double
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: double is very generous.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't say how high it's it's an eleven ten,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: it's nothing, double double, it's nothing crazy. The injuries double double,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: ten and twelve and ten rookie year injury.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Is a current tent injuries because those numbers looking a
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: little better now. Current injuries. I'm telling you I can't
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: give you that. It's like fifteen and fifteen, all right,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: But bananas are putting a fifteen and fifteen high. I'm
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: not doing that one. I said twelve. He said fifteen,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Like that's nuts made.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Bananas are like those are Ben Simmons double dose ten
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: and ten exactly.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Bananas are all star Jeff t. But banana, yes, banana
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: is giving you ten rebounds.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That's it, he was. Banana is giving you ten points
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: when you need ten points. Bananas are giving you ten points.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: If you need fifteen, they're giving you ten point.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: They're giving you ten point you need twenty five, Banana,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: we need you to hit the shot.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: How many points I got ten?
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: No?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: No, I can't. It's like it's a bias Harrison Fruits. No,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: it's Kevin Martin.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you have seen an interview where
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: he was like, yo, I don't want to score too
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: much because they ain't gonna make me an all star
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: and I need.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: My time off. I'm Jeremy, Jeremy Lamb's woman.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: About that, he was like, yeah, if I keep scoring,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: it's gonna make me an all star. I don't wanna
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: be all star.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: He literally said, I'm not doing it. It's gonna be
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: I'm scoring too much. I have to stop focused on
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: his job. He said, this is a job.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do any extra work without getting paid.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: He was he could score whenever you wanted.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: That funny ass shot unorthodox, but the ugly ship honestly, hey,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: bro ship went into whatever works.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I never even realized that they made noise.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Damn, I'm meant to unplugged that.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Oh here, I mean, it's gonna play it. Good luck,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: it's gonna stop. I'm gonna have to move the camera
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: all that stuff.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: The camera isn't more food talk? Yeah, damn yeah, it
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: seems like it's getting louder. Turn you gonna shut me
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: up there? Forget uh? I said, what food? Yeah?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: What food eating contest? Would you compete and believe you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: would win?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: In win chick in?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: It's pretty much asking me like, what food would you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: do a eating contest then, or do you believe you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: could actually wings.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: The food eating contests that I believe I could actually win.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna say something easy, like grapes.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I think I could eat a lot of grapes. I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: just bought some grapes suff with them. This was so good.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: They were perfect. Boys.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say we got key because I love chicken wings.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: But I know for a fact I'm not about to
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: sit here and eat enough to win a competition.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: It's not happening nah at all.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Like you gotta eat at least fifty of them ships
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: to win. So no, I can barely finish twelve mm hmm,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: and like, oh yeah, unless you get the fucking little
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: pinky the.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Little wings, send them a little bird pigeons, the American
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Deli wings.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: The first thing that came to my head was like, oh,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I eat a bunch of candy be like nah, Like
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: after a while my stomach, dude, start feeling a little crazy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: And then immediately when I need to go to fruit
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: something light my black ass, Oh, I get a bunch
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: of watermelon.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Like the one dude that was he really saved that ship.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, doing that, that would be me. That would be
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: I just I could up someone scoop it with justic.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: I have never seen somebody pillow working school like that
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: dude ot.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: QV that had that video. Now I know, I like
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: me a good watermelon. Now all the people you look
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: at me with this watermelon, all say here con here,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah it doing that with that. I like good watermelon.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Many find it. Man, that ship is classic.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I might jump out the window and do something wild
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: like deviled eggs.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, that a lot of devils. I could eat the
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: most deviledg you are going. I feel like the competition
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: is not too like that too he they wouldn't be
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: up for it. Yeah, there's a lot of people that
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: like devil DEGs.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Twelve deviled eggs, I could eat twelve double Yeah, I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: could eat twelve double eggs. Also, y'all be my competitors
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: probably Yeah, I might be. I might give you a
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: run for your money. Quiet as captain, see doble.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Deggs, do be good rather not though the nts devileddy
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: double degg eating.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Eating competition the most doubles, There is no way we
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: would saying my number twenty eggs cost way too much.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Right now, if you say twenty I mean twenty five.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I gotta win. Okay, twenty double deggs not a lot
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: twenty six. Then we should actually do that, though eggs
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: are a lot of money.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: That might end up being worse than the fucking one
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: chip challenge.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, we could just stop eating the eggs. So
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: but what's the exit? What's the eggs in your mouth? Yah?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not like it's not harm harming you
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: once it's in your mouth, like the one ship.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you just like, all right, I'm doing that. Yeah,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: but we'd have to like committing we really gotta. We
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: also need someone to make the eggs. Can buy can't
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: you buy eggs from?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: But they probably best? I want them made right, Yeah,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I would even buy them just for purposes. I need
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: them with you know what I'm saying. I need them cook.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Right, you get some bacon jam on a devil egg
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: or like some.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: You eating different?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: You're upbring Really you never had bacon on the devil day?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I never have a shrimble on devil deg What did
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: you say, bacon with bacon?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: M he knows what I'm talking about? What never had
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: bacon jam on a burger? What the fuck is bacon jam.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a bacon Yeah, I can't even
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: imagine that. Yeah, it's like it's like a gelatinized the bacon, Like, yes, exactly,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: crumble the bacon and you turn it into almost like
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: it's like it's like you're mixing bacon with jelly, but
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: it's not jelly. Hey, everyone of the drink your bake. Yeah,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: no one's talking about that. You know what I looked
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: at big, you know what that looks. This needs to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: be this needs to be spreadable way exactly. Bourbon bacon jam. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: his balls are tingling. He's getting hot in here. Brother,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: you definitely had bacon jam with a burger. Spicy chili
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: bacon jam sold, I'm not putting. I don't know if
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I went on the deviled egg, but I heard that
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: sound like this A little bit a blistered butthole? Want that?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Why would it be a blistered butthole spicy? Who's spicy
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: spicy bourbon?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Oh? No, you could get just like some nice savor.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: You get some some caramelized onion. Mix that in with
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: the brown sugar and the bacon we are cooking with hot.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm liking the ways listen, man, I like me. I
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: haven't made devil dgs in a long time. You know,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I think we'll make devil DEGs tomorrow. All right, make up,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. No, I'll go to Costco get
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: the eggs about twelve dozen. Who the fuck is making sixty? Brandy?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Get in there, like three eggs?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Should be mad at about making twelve Dan, Look, look,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: it's it's it's four of us here, four of USTs.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Just make twenty deviled eggs.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not eating. I don't like double eggs,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: so let's cut that out right there. You don't like No,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: it's not sweet. You don't eat everything. No, I don't like.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like hollow out eggs filled with
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: uh mushed egg No, he's good, though, Would you just
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: eat about you like boiled eggs?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: No, okay, it's like boled eggs. So say what, don't
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: shoot on the mush.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: You like scrambled eggs because the muskey Okay, he likes it.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: But the mush can be the best part if they
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: make Hell, yeah, that is the best. Because no one
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: wants to straight unflavored yolk.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: That ship is pretty much a little salad for real.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Little little what what about deviled egg made with like
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: the way they do the ramen eggs when you put
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: them in the liquid. You mean, so you have the yolks,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: the white is seasoned, and then you also make a
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: deviled egg with the yolk.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a fried devil dead nigger? Correct? No, No,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I was delicious. I just saw the the Jim Crow like,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: just come on, it's blinking.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: Then they battered the egg white deep fried and then
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: feel it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: They were getting You're getting you ready for the back
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: of the buff. That ship was delicious, bro, We're getting
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you ready for the back of the bush. We got
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: a Jim Crow like lash on the screen like when
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Love City about all. That's what it is right now, Bro,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you alert. Yeah, that's crazy, cool, cool, that's
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: just delicious. Oh this is the video I was talking about.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: The dude his name is P. D. Green of course,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: this video this is from like the seventies, seventies. Yeah,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: before Christ, before you he's singing Christ before you.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Say, yeah you don't I know, y'all say.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Isn't that look at this fool? Got this work down here?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: We say a thing twice he's recalled, give me the ham,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: give me the hand y'all? What did you think? Twice
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: this thigger got a big ass watermelon in front of him,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: and now he's pulled out a newspaper for I guess
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: clean purposes. He's prepping like he's about to eat crabs.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Oh he's listening. Look at how he sucks on this.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Do you understand how we is black people? Scott, he
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: said in the closet, Yes, lord have man, Lord have mwn,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: you know, and next my field so bad. Sometime with
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: 'em I see black, my black.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Brothers and sisters, and they'll see me eat the bee
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: watermelon like her.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Yell.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You a little crown in their places, I'm and have
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: to swim bo. It's good. And you know the thing
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: that makes me mad when I go to they parties.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: They would take a big pretty watermelon like this and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: cut all kinds of gadget and it and then cut
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the inside. You knowe this good bee's waterman here, cut
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: all the guts out that good.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Watermelon and nixtle it up and next up with something else.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Man. Sometime they got a notion of putting link in it.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: And then after they cut them little press in it
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: then put it back inside of that R. Man. That's
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: a waste of watermelon when all you got to do
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: with it. They that cues grandfather ot watermelon man. Yeah,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: like nigga, But who I would know who allowed him
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: to have that airtime. It was the seventies, the motherfucker producers,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: the racist producers, probably buying that camera jacking off, like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: look at this nigga and his damn watermelon smoking chain,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: smoking thirteen cigarettes, groping the chick. I just say, oh, man,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: motherfucker c I A repers moon walking in the back
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: like yeah, they'll never come back from this.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Thank you pet that nigga died in nineteen eighty four.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Got damn r I p R I p P D green.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: All right, So it looks like we gotta am I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: asshole questions in a while.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Fantastic, Okay, it's kind of long. Let me.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, It says am I the assover turning off the
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Wi Fi and power after my friend's son didn't take
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: care of the dog. So here's the backstory. Helga is
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: my roommate and friend, and she has Arnold. I assume
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: that's her son. They use the hey Arnold thing I guess.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: We've never required Arnold to pay anything. Oh the preface,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: let me restart. There's ages involved. So here's some backstory. Helga,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: forty two female, is my thirty four female roommate and friend.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: She has Arnold, twenty male. We've never required Arnold to
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: pay anything, and I have been twenty what's twenty once?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: I have been twenty once and know how it is
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: to be broke, So I'm okay with our arrangement. We
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: split the rent in half. I pay slightly more because
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I have the master bedroom. We split utilities in thirds.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: So my roommate, Helga, went to Florida in May, and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: during that time, her son, Arnold, was supposed to stay
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: at his dad's house. For whatever reason, he didn't go
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: and stayed home with me. He was supposed to take
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: the dog out, but would take her out once early
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: in the morning, sleep all day, then go take her
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: out at ten pm, more than twelve hours later. By
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: that time, she had pooped and peede on the floor
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: and hadn't eaten. I reflete refused to clean up the mess,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: but snuck her food in water. I don't know why
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: you're sneaking I even try to subtly ask Arnold had
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: he taken her out, but he would lie and say
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: he had.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: We have a ring camera I can see he didn't.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I eventually gave up and told his mother and said
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I would take care of the dog and I can
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: get an Arnold free weekend the next trip she went on.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Her response was he'll be gone by then, so I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: assumed we agreed. Flash forward to July. Helga is gone
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: on the previously mentioned trip, but Arnold is still at
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: the apartment when I get home from work, So I asked,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: is Arnold still going to his dad's house? Get the
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: answer yes, and that's all. I didn't want to push it,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: so I didn't say anything more, assuming he will leave
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: later in the night. Maybe the next day, I wake
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: up to the dog screaming to the top of her lungs.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I look at the camera and.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: She hasn't been taken outside since Helga left the day before,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: twenty four hours without food and water or bathroom. So
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I confront Arnold. I text him, scrolled text him and
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: ask why he neglected his mother's dog and said he
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: what and he said he wasn't asked to I tell
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: him his mother shouldn't have to ask him to do that.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: He lives there rent free and she works two jobs.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I tell him, since he neglected the dog for twenty
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: four hours, and I'm turning off the Wi fi and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: power only to his room for twenty four hours, maybe
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: he'll appreciate it once he doesn't have it. He calls
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: his mom, Helga and tells her, and she texts me
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: and asks why I'm mad at Arnold. She never asked
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: him to take out the dog because months ago I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: said I would do it. Never followed up on that
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: statement or even followed up the next day that someone
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: was taking her out, so I had no clue. I
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: tell her my bad, and I'll start taking her out,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: but she should have communicated that. Now it's Saturday and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: she's text Now it's Saturday and she texts me telling
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: me she needed to calm down. So she didn't say
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: anything crazy, but it's mad I turned the power and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: WiFi out. She's on a girl's trip and said she
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: spoke to six people and they all say I shouldn't
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: have turned the power out and let her handle it,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: that I'm trying to be his Parent'll I let her
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: handle it? And to me, Arnold had no intention to
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: leave and only did so because I cut the power
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: and Wi Fi off. I also say he wouldn't know
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: anything was out if he was where she told him
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: he would be, yeah, or where she told him to be. Also,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: he's twenty years old. She may have private conversations with him,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: but his actions don't show it publicly. And I'm stuck
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: with no peace in helping the dog. So I'm by
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: the asshole. So pretty much, she has a roommate dog.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: You know, supposed to take care of the dog. You
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: would think the son's going to take care of the dog.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: But months before, I guess she agreed to take care
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: of the dog and she forgot about that. But since
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: the son wasn't told explicitly to take care of the dog,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: did do it.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: But he's twenty, he's old enough to know.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: My nigga, you don't hear that dog crying? Fucking wrong
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: with you? You've been home all day. You've been home
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: all day. You ain't doing shit, you don't clearly you
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: don't have a fucking show. Mama's dog, yeah, and mama's
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: dog to die, right, Your mom got two jobs. You're
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: not doing shit, bro.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Not even taking the dog out, the dog out, getting
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: in the house.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: You live here too, niggas.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: And then and then the friends got the nerve to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: be like she's trying to parent her son.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not trying to, sucking bum. You want
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: me to be honest with you. The niggas a bum.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Your brother is a drain on society's the nuisance. That
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: is what sounds like. There's so many other things you
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: can do. You can literally be a drug dealer. Okay,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you could though, could something. We have no evidence that
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: he's not. He could be. He could be. I don't
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: think he doesn't have that hustle and take a dog.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: You can't take the dog out. I know he's I
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: know he's not in the turches with the crack edge. Yeah,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I can't say that crack. He's not with the fiends. Yeah,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: you're not the asshole. He's too free to mix it up.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like, definitely not the asshole. These are just
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: the cons of having roommates though, Hm.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean he could just be Like if he's
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: gonna if this is going to continue, maybe we should
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: start splaying things three ways. Because I'm being told one
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: thing and then when it comes to it, something else.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Something else is going on, So I see that. No
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: problem with that.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: M not the asshole though, Yeah you're gonna And what's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: why fi Mitch the fuck everything year olds in the
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: world of unlimited data.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Everything that he's not routing his PS five through the phone?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: That job? Why are you playing video games?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Go to your dad's house like you said, he was
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: going to do Niga there you go.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: You want you here anyway? And it worked And it
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: did work because he left. I don't have to be here.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: He supposed to be here exactly. Yeah, she did the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: right thing. Facts, yeah, shoot, nigga shoot.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: No boom, oh my.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Mass Okay, I said, I know you guys have been
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: talking about male artists who be dirty macking in their songs,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: but can you think of any females who have dirty
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: mac in the song for instance, Whitney Houston saving All
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: My Love, she for sure was talking about taking a
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: married man away from his family and the chick usher.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: I mean that's a man that said it, and the
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: chick usher was singing about and make me want to
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: He didn't want to say much about what she did
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: in the song, but the fact that the whole song
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: was about what she did to make him want to
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: leave his girl, some big dirty mac in behavior.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Honestly, to me, the dirty mac anthem for women is
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: be a girl by Teacher Moses. Because she knew was
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: with Calise at the time. That was the whole purpose
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: of the song. Don't know if you got a girl,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: she knew he had a woman, they were married.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Illmatic because huh boy, calisee man. Okay, stunning where.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not even say that she is very thick now
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: ill maadic and still maadic.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Fucking yes.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: You know what they say about beautiful woman like she
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: probably crazy, you know, probably That's not what I.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Was gonna say, that there's someone tired tired of them. Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: that's not the saying.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: That that's that's that's a very p version of the same.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: But yeah, women dirty magnet songs.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: M hm God damn bro. Anytime questions ask like this,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: like you can never think of him on.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: The spot right right, what you're gonna call it by
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: l m A, Yeah, that is the name of the song.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, the name of the song song song.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say dirty Max by a woman and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I only listening, I can love you I can love you,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: wondering why you beg that bitch was get up. God
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: damn that was a crack error too. She was fresh
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: off that crack arrow with that song too.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Sitting here wondering, just wondering, pondering, why don't you love
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: me the way that I love you?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I can? I can't.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Women they do be dirty making them, Yeah, because women
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: hate women.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Don't you ever forget it? Hey, man, that's facts. I'm
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: not gonna say too much, say too much. I'm bringing
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: back the pills.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Women, So why can't I This is the part where
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: you put on the That's why I'm sorry.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 10: That's why ELI has the red mic exactly for the
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: redjacent takes.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put on that, put on like.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a podcast with more than four
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: women on it?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Riddle me that?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, happened half? I I have yeah podcast allow woman, Yeah,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: like a team you only see like one or two.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen it. Well, I don't. I wouldn't call
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: them a podcast, but they do record ship. It's not No,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it's not a podcast. Doesn't retract all that podcast they'll
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: be able to just telling jokes.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, close enough. Next question, what is one thing.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: It can be anything that you can say you are
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: a Kendrick level hater of I'll go first.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm an.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: What oh okay, I'm an avid Drake hater. Watching Kendrick
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: perform not like us at the super Bowl was the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: greatest moment of my life. Damn near brought me to tears.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: God, listen, you're at the super Perfomance. What listen? Nigga's
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: mother cry like, I hate this so much? Did Canadian
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: bi racially did it? Joe? He did it? Nigga? That nigga,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: He's gonna stop with a loss.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: But I like drinks music, So it's like I don't
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: hate drink. I hate his actions. I hate the things
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: that he doesn't level hate. Yeah, Kendrick level hate, though,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: Who do I hate to that level? I don't got
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: any I hate Trump to that level. I thought, Oh,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: I hate everything he does. I hate the way he walks,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: He hate all that he do. Be funny sometimes though,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: but I still hate it. I still hate it though, because.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: Like that twenty one savage me, when the nigga you
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: don't like said something funny, he got a little smart, like,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: because just go.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Just go be funny, don't destroy the country exactly. He
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: drink that much is funnier, brought them almost brought him.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Lamp wamp. He said he's doing.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Nigga Harlem shaking on a nigga grave mm hmm. Okay,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: you got anything, King, Are you hating anything? I mean,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: you hate a lot of things, Keenan.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: I think I do hit a lot to that level,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: but to that level where seeing the opposite of it
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: is gonna make me cry.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: And you like seeing them seeing their downfall just like
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: just nah, I don't hate anything that much like I do.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Hte a lot of things, Mike, don't. I do like
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: watching the Giants lose. I ain't gonna lie, but that much.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: That was one of my I mean, it's not my
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: security password anymore for an a, but it was what
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: it was, what is your favorite thing to see? And
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, the Giants lose more.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Than the Eagles win. I liked it. It's crazy, bro, if.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: If the if the Eagles lose, if we lose, watching
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: the Cowboys or the Giants lose also in that same day, see.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: You makes they Now why is the Giants above the Cowboys?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Because y'all are more successful than them?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: And and but more people like I said, their fans
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: are more annoying. Though their fans are more annoying. Yes
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: that's subjective, No it's not.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: But he has nothing to worry about because they didn't win.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't win. So it's like, I don't care.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: You've won two super Bowls, right, I have seen zero.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: We beat Tom Brady R.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: Twice and it'd be one thing if their super bowls
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: were like first, like the Bengals, like they beat Tom
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: Brady right twice.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I can't spell lead without baby. I have to. Hey, hey, yo, man,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: that's out the money. We got my quarterback. My quarterback
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: going to the Hall of Fame. I'm good. He is
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: not going to he's going.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: He's probably going not the first ballot, but he's gonna
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: be in.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: The We need we need to re observe what Hall
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: of Fame like the only needs to be one ballot.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting, too bad, it's not It would be hard
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: for him to make a Hall of Fame with no
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: all pros. That would be very hard. But he's going
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: to get in because of his last name. He gonna
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: get in because of those playoff performances.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: I have.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: No, he only has one but there also lead the
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: League of interceptions to him. It happens.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: That's fine, But Eli Man still has the best playoff
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: run for a quarterback NFL history.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: The NFL history's right history. Yes, Cam Newton, if he
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: would have won, would have topped that, but he didn't.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: He Eli is Eli is the only quarterback to win
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: a Super Bowl with the worst rushing attack in the league.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: We've never seen that before. Yeah, and he's the only
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: NIGGA league receptions twice. Well, listen, I don't think that
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: stated enough. But the same was talking about when something
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: to lose something. I was like, Hall of Fame? Does
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: your quarterback have two super Bowls? Never let the League
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: of exceptions? Would you rather have two super Bowls or
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: or not? Trust me, it's coming. I got one, and
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: I got one never not close to leaguing the league interceptions.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: So when we get one, we can put that ship
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: to bed.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: You he's a psychopath, where I trust him? Okay, that
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: man is unwell.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: He don't even wear that. He don't even wear his
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: ring probably got dust on it. His wedding ring, which
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: is probably a super Bowl ring. Why would he wear it?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Because I'm that guy and you're not.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Why do you have to wear He probably put that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: in after half them niggas don't wear it.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: So like talk about John got that right now, I'm
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: because he's not on the Eagles anymore.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, remember the good remember the good time.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: At this very moment while he's streaming, I'll bet money
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: on none of them niggas be wearing that ship.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: I bet also he's he's crazy because as soon as
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: they traded, John Metchi, he tweeted that he took them
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: eight immediately.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw I did you told
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: me about the trade. I didn't believe you. I was like,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: he didn't waste any time. That was the funniest shit ever.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: But before we.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Closed out, go to the next section. Something I'm passionate
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: about something I hate with a passion. Niggas whould do
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: and women who do pyramid schemes. This is true, very
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: passionate about my hate. I don't think that we should
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: judge people on their careers, but we should definitely judge
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: niggas who do pyramid scheme, yes, and we should ship
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: on them. We should make them uncomfortable wherever they are,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: and we should always make fun of them.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Nigga treats them like their child predator.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: You hear that, miss? Actually are they are predators? They are.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: I have told my villain origin story, so I'm not
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: going to tell it again. But make them all uncomfortable.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: They are sharks. They're not good people. They are out
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: here to get you, and they're out here to get
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: you and your friends. I will never turn a blind
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: eye to that.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I respect it. They're just liars.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: It's not that.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: It's the thing that bothers me is they intentionally seek
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: people who are struggling financially vulnerable.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, because even.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: Though I got pitched it when I was in college,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: when I obviously didn't have any money. But I've also
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: been in situations where I have watched people not mention
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: it to me. But you mentioned it to other people.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: In the room.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you mention it to me? Because you know
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: that you can't get over me like that. And the
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: whole purpose and how they make money is subscriptions. They're
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: not making money off trading.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Day trading.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: Man, if you had day trading in your bio, you
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: have an enemy and me for life. Okay, I'm okay,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: ass No, I know you are. Okay, Okay, for long
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: as I'm alive, you'll have a hater you.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: I will.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: My job is to leave you on red and screenshot
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: you and then post it and then say, kids, this
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: is why education is important. So you're not like this guy.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Fair enough? Just sell drugs. Bro, No, we're not pushing
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I am, get it, get it job, Get a CDO.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: I don't look down on that. Get any money people
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: are asking for that. Sell some ass, Get a cd L,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: learn a trade. You don't have to sell dr Okay,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: that's out the mud. That's the mud. That's out the mud.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: Sorry for that many rant but passion No, no, no,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: it was warranted and necessarily very passionate about that.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe last question last week? Oh, I guess something silly
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: to start or ended off.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: What's harder to do?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Not scratching then not scratching an itch or holding in
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: a laugh at something funny you've seen.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Or heard, holding in a laugh, holding holding holding bite
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: your tongue.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Nah, because some some ships just like it has to
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: come out.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: I have literally been at work and seeing things like
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: back can hold this, and I work in a classroom
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: fine holding in the last the last.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Time you had to like really hold him laughing and
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: you just couldn't do it.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't do it. Definitely when I was at school,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know what. I don't I forget what TikTok
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: I saw.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about the laughing at the kid
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: kids wilding.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Oh the kids, Nah, they don't, they do. But it's
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: like I've been I was with them all year, so
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: it's like, okay, you.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: Got I'm so used to it, I're gonna do crazy things.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just all right in the day.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's regular for me. But yeah, definitely just in
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: the middle of class when it's quiet and I see
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: something on my phone and I just.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Have to turn and turn it over.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: I've walked down and once to the bathroom before, especially
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: with y'all because y'all texting all day.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: So yes, I've absolutely like seen something was like yeah stop, Yes,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: I've done the fake cough. I've drink all that.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: That's definitely hard because pretty much I laugh anytime like
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: I'm in like a situation being reprimanded. So anytime like
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: my boss is talking to me and.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Like like that's crazy, I'm just say you're insubordinate. I'm
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: just of course, like hey Kennan, we need to talk
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: about these third quarter sales. They are not looking good.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: I remember one time, like I was getting written up
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: and like I'm in there laughing getting written. I'm in
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: there laughing, and they're like, is this something funny. I'm like, nah,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: this job is just a joke.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: It was the and like I'm just like, that's what.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: That's also probably while they fired Joe as listen, I
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: got awards for for doing that job.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: I was good at my job, but you got awards
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: and you got fired, yes sang versus.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Most expectable. It was like you get the funk on out,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: you know. I got fired.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I sincely got fired because I'm not gonna count
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: the last thing because it was just a head hunt
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: for me from that manager.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: But I literally since she got no.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: It was a new chick that for some reason, I
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: don't know why, she didn't like me, like but like
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: she were incompetent, not at all.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: That's why soon after she was going.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: But but I sently got fired because one of my
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: employees bought chicken for a kid and I didn't write
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: her up for it.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, Okay, I seems very.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Because it should have been allergic the chicken. Okay, they
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: already got from the parent. But the thing is, you're
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: not allowed to do it.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Where's the okay you're not allowed to do things? Listen,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: don't argue with me, nigga. The the reason why job is.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: The reason why I didn't write her up because that
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: was her last day right up.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: For what She's not gonna be here tomorrow. Oh yeah,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: that's just a waste of time. She's not gonna be
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: here to if you're not gonna be there tomorrow, that's
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: not the same. That's out the mud. I'm like, last day.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, have a little fun. Come on, man, just
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: one touched one little peepy. I'm not gonna be here.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna come on. She works hard, she's going
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: back to School's not gonnamemb come on. That's definitely out
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: the mud. Definitely. We are done.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: This is our last episode, last episode, y'all. We are
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: moving back out of my parents's other side of the room.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: This is it, right back to the other side of
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: the room. Right now, We're going to the basement, the
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: unfinished basement.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: No, not half of the finished. No is it really yeah, okay,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: but the last time we was down there was it's
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: all half of us been finished.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: Really, yes, you can see through the walls. You see
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: the pillars, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: One, Yeah, that's just unfinish. No, that's support beams.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta oh yeah, support beams.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: No, No, you don't see the support beams on that side.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: That's covered that everything. Everything over there, got ship rock over,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: don't it?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: On his parents house. I'm about to say half my basement.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: Always saying my my old house, and whole basement was
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: you know, my bad big basement.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Boy like that.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: It's the basement here, okay, because you got a spot
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: for TV and a pool table, alright, cool.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: I got exercise equipment on my side that never got used.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: He got a com corner in his basement corner. He's
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: got a bang spot, just dry, frying, flaky. It looks
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: like Krispy Kreme donut.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: It's right there there, right there, on the other side
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: of that wall. We actually got to go in and
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: turn around.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: That wall in the back really isn't white. It's actually blue.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: But hey, my god, someone's been busy.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: The three boys there was painting the walls like the
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: SpongeBob Elsie busting boys, the Buster Bros.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Bangbros. Was right there, offers Puerto Rican maids ten dollars. Okay,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: you never seen you never seen that series where they
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: had the maids coming. They had the maids coming and
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: they progressively just no, offer them more money than they
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: do stuff. What is this, bros? I think it's my
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: brain brows and brass, one of the big ones like
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: they have like you had like a maid come through
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: some leap ship. Na, I was going through some ship.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: I don't go through some sh The other day I'm like, yeah,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: this is funny. beeB is funny because he really be haggling, yo,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: heckling with sex work. Are you about to pull it up?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? No, I'm pulling up. No, I'm
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: not pulling it up. I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: it out. Who are you I'm pulling up? Like, because
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I remember on his website he had like uh like uh,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: I guess like a section like hey, if you want
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: to be a if you want to be a sex worker,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: here like here's like like here's what we offer, here's
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: our here what what this is? Like the menu, the menu,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: but it's like, this is what you stand to get?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Is it a video to your country estate? Where'd you say, Mike?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: They still think I'm in Virginia for some reason, like this.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: Putting that i D Big Boy's illegal down there, right,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: I'm like everybody in Virginia dry.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Their ID is just in the database and their selfie
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: picked the pre bust selfie.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy. I will never upload my I D
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: to look at the filth pre bus selfie? Do you
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: have to do that every time? Like whatever website? Probably Jesus,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Probably every website, because like I want to
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: get metadata because because like if you put it in
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: once then it's just free to the household. So they
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: got to they at least have to remember me. But yeah, right,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: they probably remember my face. Please remember my face. I
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to do this again. It's very shameful. Yeah.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: I had to go to my wallet.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime I have to go and get my wallet,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Had to get out of there, go to my wallet,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: turn on the lights, take a picture of my eye something,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: do all that. I'm like, I don't want to.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 11: That's that's the peak of it. Now and then you
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 11: still follow through it. That's when you got to talk
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 11: to the lady. That's addiction, right, that is speaking of
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 11: the peak of addiction.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: You might as Yeah, that's when as soon as you
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: get this stuff off your hands, you use those hands
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: to call the lady and have a nice long talk
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: about how you got there. Yeah, it just happened again, Yo,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: it was. It was one thirty am, Laura, I relapsed.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, Michael, what happened? You were on
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: such a good path, I know, but then I heard
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Jim Jules drop the other video. I know that's your
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: weak spot. Yeah, yeah, and then they keep tabs on
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: the record.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: Did you do the breathing exercises we talked about?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried to visualize it. Then I got a direction.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: I started seeing Jim Jules. Did you think about your grandmother?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: Like we said, I talked about my grandma and then
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, grandma kind of thick. My grandma
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: turned into Janet Jackie for some reason, Janet Jackmie even
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: going back with an old black lady. See, this is
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: what I've heard. That's what I mean. When Wien bull
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: By the debate for real, I can't do that. I
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Yes, you can, you can, I can.
• 1:40:14
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• 1:40:19
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• 1:40:21
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• 1:40:40
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• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: same place. Uh bye bye. I've dishonored my family. I
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: just shot them. You know, the plugs are originally from Chinese,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: so it makes sense non Japanese after because they train
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: you said, Oh, no, John, it was Japan that.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: What you say?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: It was Japan that invated China? Right, Oh, I don't know.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know why East State history. I think it
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: was Japan that invated China. Ship how why would they
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: do that? They wanted to take over China from island?
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, Japan was awesome. Japan was on someo
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: like awesome ship. They was Japanese.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: War was in the public of China and the Empire
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: of ja And it wasn't alway thirty seven nineteen forty
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: five they were busting that gun.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: We kind of got them in check. They wasn't. That's
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: when they started getting into technical monsters after we got
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: them in check. But before that they was got them
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: check ak nuclear bomb, nuclear spanked that ass back into submission.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Then they focused on places.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: It was the largest Asian war of the twentieth century.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: They call it the Asian Holocaust.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: Goddam it was. You know they was doing nasty work. Yeah,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: they got because they got some. That's that gorilla warfield.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: So hide and hold and ship and then just leaving
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: the niggas do not fight fair.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Them.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: Niggas like square up with Nigga'm gonna hide in this world.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: Nigga na, Nigga agent or niggas was like, Nigga, I'm
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: gonna hide this ditch with these bamboo spikes. Nigga to me, me,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: me me in the tar pit. What see I mean
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: when you're going against Kamakazi pilots, Nigga, if you're gonna
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: kill yourself, how am I supposed to be? You know,
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: shout out to Asians man them niggas is ready to
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: I for a call injects. Imagine asking the nigga to
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: fucking take their plane and you don't really have to die,
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: you comparasute out.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 13: Nigga like, no, I don't accurate. If I stay in
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 13: this bitch, I gotta ride it out. They're gonna get.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 13: They're decided their family finnt die with the plane done that.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: It's like, nigga, you didn't die, You survived war. Pussy,
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: you a bitch, you're a You're a war hero. Hell
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: is that pussy? Only war heroes is dead. Ones my mama, nigga,
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: now that I talk to Oh my mama, nigga, you live.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck O. Man pull sass as milkle