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Johnjay is still on the hunt for a COUCH · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna play a minute the win that
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  Speaker 2: And Cary made it through.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Carly, Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: See name any name?
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  Speaker 5: Any sport that uses a ball but doesn't have ball
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  Speaker 5: in its name?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Ping pong with movie.
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  Speaker 5: Here's a talking fish named Dory. What food is made
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  Speaker 5: by fermenting cabbage?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, tower crowd? Who is the Roman god of love?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my god, I know this?
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  Speaker 2: Cupid?
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  Speaker 5: what US state, Virginia? Six right though, Madison, Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thanks for playing, okay, thank you? Good look.
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  Speaker 1: I thought of the ball the ball question tennis tennis
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  Speaker 1: would have been one.
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  Speaker 2: Let's play tennis ball.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that was going to be extremely tough because
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  Speaker 5: the first thing you want to say is something baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, oh, golf, golf is one. Soccer it's
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  Speaker 2: a good one. Yeah, yeah, a lot of answer. Cricket,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't that use the ball? It's good rugby, that is good.
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  Speaker 2: I went to living spaces the other day.
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  Speaker 4: I love living spaces.
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  Speaker 1: I have never been to living spaces. No, so my
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  Speaker 1: wife she was going to meet. I'm still in the
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  Speaker 1: search for this couch right from my media room, which
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  Speaker 1: is just a big screen TV. And I look all
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  Speaker 1: over for couches, and I went to the Cracker Barel place,
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  Speaker 1: and I went to the Cracker Hardware players and couches
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  Speaker 1: at like those places I just talked about are thousands
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  Speaker 1: and thousands of dollars. You go to living spaces, it's
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  Speaker 1: everything there is almost due, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like there, now, you just got to find the best couch.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta find something comfortable. Yeah, so I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: I posted a video of Blake. My wife and I
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  Speaker 1: at Living Space. We met there, right, So I got
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  Speaker 1: there first and I walk in and I'm like, my god,
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  Speaker 1: this place is unbelieva and I hear there it's bigger
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  Speaker 1: ones than just that one. There's other other stores that
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  Speaker 1: are even bigger, even their where else. So I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: around looking for a couch and I'm trying all the couches.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, if you go to the Living
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  Speaker 1: Spaces in North Scottsdale, the sales rep that was helping.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Mikayla, and she was fantastic man. She'd
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  Speaker 1: only been there a year. She really knew her stuff.
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  Speaker 1: She was great. But when I found the couch I
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  Speaker 1: wanted then my wife, who by the way, this is
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  Speaker 1: my room.
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  Speaker 2: She said, your room. Then she's like, okay, you can
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  Speaker 2: get that one.
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  Speaker 1: But then I guess I gotta we gotta get another rug,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to get another rug.
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  Speaker 2: She does magic, Who cares? I care? I didn't get
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  Speaker 2: a couch.
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  Speaker 5: There, oh, because it because of the non matching rug
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  Speaker 5: or thea And I was.
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  Speaker 2: So nervous about it too. I guess stressful.
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  Speaker 5: Purchase to me it's like you should test a couch,
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  Speaker 5: like how you sit on the couch Like me, I do.
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  Speaker 5: I've sort of like not just slouch, but the way
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  Speaker 5: I get on the couch is I almost fall into it.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I posted videos to be falling on the couch and
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  Speaker 1: laying on the couch link sideways and doing all the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that I can do to sit on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you do when you buy a couch.
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  Speaker 1: In my experience of buying a couch for the first
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  Speaker 1: time in my entire life.
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  Speaker 2: So it was really it was actually exciting.
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  Speaker 1: And then I found and I found the perfect couch online,
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  Speaker 1: but it's at a store and I'm trying to go there.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the store for by you guys. I think so,
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  Speaker 2: And to think about couches.
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  Speaker 1: That like at livy spaces, they're so compared to the
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  Speaker 1: other places, they're so inexpensive, do you know, And then
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  Speaker 1: if you go to the area there that the couches like,
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  Speaker 1: people return them, so you're gonna buy them as is
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  Speaker 1: that's even a better deal.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, how the recommend living space.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know you're gonna watch to make sure
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  Speaker 5: somebody's baby, didn't you know, like bar fall over the couch,
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  Speaker 5: they're returning it.
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  Speaker 4: Check that out, scotch Cotimes, it's worth it.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's so you don't find a little formula smell.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember when Kyle was telling his story, You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about some restaurant code Chatters.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Scott and I drive by it all the
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  Speaker 4: time and we're like, have.
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  Speaker 2: You been to Cheddars?
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  Speaker 4: And they thought it was crazy because he's like, when
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  Speaker 4: would I have gone to Cheddars? If I would have
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  Speaker 4: gone to Cheddars, it would have been with you, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's a restaurant like that in our world.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Cheese and Stuff. Have you guys heard of it?
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  Speaker 1: So Cheese and Stuff I think is on Central and
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  Speaker 1: camel Backish area. It's and I think it's been there
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  Speaker 1: one hundred years and I don't think it's open, but
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  Speaker 1: it's still there. And every time somebody in my family
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  Speaker 1: drives by it or parks in that lot where the
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  Speaker 1: Whole Foods is and there's a sushi hollic and there's
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  Speaker 1: a Chula that area in that area, but it's across
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  Speaker 1: the street from there. Every time we park there, everybody
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  Speaker 1: in my family gets an alert, like, let's say Dutch
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  Speaker 1: goes there.
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  Speaker 2: Dutch is it Jesus stuff? Right? Blake?
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  Speaker 1: Is it cheese and stuff? Jaj is it cheese and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: It's like, why does it pop up on our three
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  Speaker 1: sixty app like that all the time. And so it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of been the private little thing within our family.
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  Speaker 1: I've never really talked about it, and we don't really
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  Speaker 1: talk about cheese stuff. And I guess my wife, at
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  Speaker 1: some point in her childhood went to cheese stuff once
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  Speaker 1: or twice. Her mom would go there and get stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's not open. The other day says, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: guess what what. She goes, guess who bought cheese and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Like who?
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  Speaker 1: She's holding up a newspaper article from a local the
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  Speaker 1: newshaper that pops in your mail, you know, one of
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  Speaker 1: those newspapers. She goes, You're not gonna believe who bought
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  Speaker 1: cheese and stuff? And now I'm going through my head
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  Speaker 1: cheese the stuff? She goes, yeah, the place over. I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna believe about cheeseff. I go who, thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you know, kyl fu, somebody in my world, Guess who
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  Speaker 1: bought jeesus stuff. Who Tommy Palmer? Who's Tommy Palmer.
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  Speaker 2: I have no.
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  Speaker 1: Idea she knows who Tommy Palmer is. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Palmer. It's not like her and I have had
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  Speaker 1: conversations about Tommy Palmer. I go, who's Tommy Palmer? And
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  Speaker 1: also that I get Tommy Palmer's family tree history and
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  Speaker 1: how I was at a party ten years ago with
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  Speaker 1: his half brother Greg Palmer, and I bet their mom.
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  Speaker 5: Every now and then, Flakeael drop some deep Laura on
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  Speaker 5: you sometimes she.
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  Speaker 1: Does sometimes that I find so cute. She goes the
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  Speaker 1: other day. She talks to my kids every day, no
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  Speaker 1: matter what, no matter what. She has talked to every
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  Speaker 1: kid every day, right, no matter Like me, maybe I'll text,
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  Speaker 1: or if they call me and I don't feel like talking,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I'm any good, yeah, okay, I right.
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  Speaker 1: She calls my kids and you can tell that they're
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of something, and it's like she's clueless
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  Speaker 1: that they're in the middle of something, and you could
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  Speaker 1: tell that they don't want to talk, but it's their
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  Speaker 1: mom calling. So they always pick up when their mom calls,
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  Speaker 1: and I can tell she has another speaker, but I
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  Speaker 1: can tell that they don't want to talk. They're in
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  Speaker 1: the middle. It's almost like, hey, what are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be like, hey, mom, oh what are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm walking on a tightrope between two skyscrapers in Manhattan. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: your ant's coming over. We're gonna go to Pasco and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go. And she starts telling stories that are
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  Speaker 1: just so mundane, and you can tell them.
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  Speaker 2: They're just like, well, I mean, you got to let
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  Speaker 2: talk mom. I know, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: She does every night, and I want to be like,
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  Speaker 1: can you I don't want to talk to you that
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  Speaker 1: they're doing something else.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to break her heart. But I can tell.
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  Speaker 1: And then when she's done talking, she had here talk
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  Speaker 1: to your dad. I don't want to talk to them
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  Speaker 1: like I'm watching TV.
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  Speaker 5: You should drop the same stuff like you know who
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  Speaker 5: bought cheese and stuff, mister Paul.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff yesterday. My New Year's resolution that take us my
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  Speaker 2: new one of.
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  Speaker 1: My resolutions steps no like to like do stuff if
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  Speaker 1: I get invited.
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  Speaker 4: He said, you weren't. Actually you didn't really want this
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  Speaker 4: is big that you're about to share this because you
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  Speaker 4: said you didn't really want to put this out there
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  Speaker 4: because people.
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  Speaker 3: Are going to hold it you too, So I told
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  Speaker 3: you guys off air, Yes, oh okay, well that was
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  Speaker 3: for people that like, I'm still modifying it a little bit, right,
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  Speaker 3: So it's mostly like like I invited to go to
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  Speaker 3: a guy's retreat and I didn't go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So my wife yesterday, I'm still modifying. She
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  Speaker 1: says to me, yesterday, like, I had a meeting at
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  Speaker 1: my house with roofers and I was tired, I was hungry,
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  Speaker 1: and she had a meeting at the Genius Bar at
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  Speaker 1: the Apple Store two fifteen, and she says, hey, you
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  Speaker 1: want to go with me the Apple Store. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go with her an Apple store. I don't
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing I don't want to go. But I'm like
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  Speaker 1: news resolution plus good husband thing, right, go with her?
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  Speaker 2: So I go with her. And it was miserable.
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  Speaker 1: Two fifteen comes Applestore people, Genius Bar. They don't care
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  Speaker 1: about you. They're so snobby. They're so snobby they you know,
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  Speaker 1: and they're walking around with their little their little phones iPads,
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  Speaker 1: you know, hitting the little buttons and then they're like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, can we get some help over here?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have an appointment?
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  Speaker 1: And then they get on their phone and they do
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  Speaker 1: the little thing and they don't look at you.
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  Speaker 2: That's not my experience at the Apple store. I got
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  Speaker 2: to tell you it's a better one. Oh, I come
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  Speaker 2: and like, hey, rich, what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: All the appointment was in two fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't get us until two forty five appointment.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you go to the one in the
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  Speaker 1: scott still what's this one of the Scotts still mall,
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  Speaker 1: the big one, the big one, they have this down
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  Speaker 1: the genius They have this massive big screen TV. Sit
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  Speaker 1: right and then and there's genius people helping people. And
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  Speaker 1: then there's a guy that just starts holding a lecture.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they do classes, but there's nobody in the class
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  Speaker 1: and he's still doing it, just talking to the room.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times it's like, you know, all the
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  Speaker 1: people who don't know how to work the iPhones, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like when your grandma gets an iPhone for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: He's just talking and it's muffled and you can't hear it.
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  Speaker 2: And then that's.
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  Speaker 4: Equivalent to like, you know, like people that play music
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  Speaker 4: to like an empty bar. It's like you still got
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  Speaker 4: to perform.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of maybe it's like, you know, like you're
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  Speaker 1: going to see where the dishland. There's a show that
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  Speaker 1: starts a certain time. It just starts like this guy's
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  Speaker 1: like got a head piece on and he's talking, lecturing something.
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  Speaker 2: And then I looked up at him.
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  Speaker 1: I look up at him, and now it's just me
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  Speaker 1: and him, and now he's talking and I'm like, well, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be part of I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what he's talking about, Like I know
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  Speaker 4: how to use my phone.
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  Speaker 2: I got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: And I was there for an hour it was, and
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get anything solved. My wife could tell his
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  Speaker 1: piss as you want to leave, So we didn't finish this.
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  Speaker 1: For Apple watch broke. Just give me the watch. I'll
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  Speaker 1: take care of it. To my peeps